Billy & Lisa in the Morning
We Cant Find This Stupid Bet Anywhere!
We're halfway through the show now! We finally got a secret sound winner! Weird stories covered a first day of school montage, a whale smack down and a porch pooper! Since we might have some new listeners, we gave a little intro to us. Before we finished up the show, we talked about a bet we apparently made about a year ago! Listen to Billy & Lisa Weekdays From 6-10AM on Kiss 108 on the iHeartRadio app!
- Duration:
- 45m
- Broadcast on:
- 03 Sep 2024
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- mp3
Owning a rental property sounds like a dream until you realize how much work goes into getting it ready. Determine a competitive rent price, market the property, schedule the showing screen tenants, drop the lease at a rent collection, handle maintenance request, make a temptation. Whew! Sound complicated? Renters' warehouse is here to take the hard work off your rental to-do list. Qualify tenants? Check. Rent collection? Check. Maintenance coordination? You've got it. Go to runnerswarehouse.com for a free rental analysis to find out how much your home can rent for. Or call 303-974-9444 because from now on, the only thing you need on your to-do list is to call runnerswarehouse. Hey guys, welcome back, here we are in the eight o'clock hour and earlier this morning, we welcomed everybody to September on the Billie and Lisa morning show and we did it by launching Sabrina September and we're collaborating Sabrina Carpenter with the Secret Sound. Lisa Donovan, tell everybody how it works. All right, so Sabrina's Secret Sound game, we do it at 710 and 810. We did not have a winner at 710. You have to listen for the Secret Sound, you have to guess what the sound is, but then you also have to tell us what Sabrina Carpenter's song inspired the sound. And it's a song that we play all the time, their hits, Sabrina hits, so. And we came so close to a winner, in fact, there is outrage, right Justin? There absolutely is. People are not, uh, not happy that poor, the poor Lauren that called at 710, you know she was winning for her daughter, right? You know Lauren was obviously trying to win for her daughter and now her daughter is very mad and very embarrassed because it's cool time. You know all of her friends and everyone was listening and now she's going to have to go to school being so embarrassed. She came so close, I think the Secret Sound was inspired by the Sabrina Carpenter song "Cureg" ok, so here is the kiss 108 Sabrina Secret Sound. Ok you need to tell us what that sound is and what Sabrina Carpenter's song inspired it. And if you get both, we'll give you tickets to see the sold out Sabrina Carpenter show here in Boston at the TD Garden. Let's play the sound one more time. And now we'll take College 25 at 617-931-1108. It's an easy one, you know, it's already easy. It was almost a given that someone was going to win the first chance and he didn't. The first call annoyed me, I'm not gonna lie, I was annoyed. Let's listen, it's the first day of a new contest after a long weekend. And sometimes you get flustered on the phone, right? Yeah, for sure. I don't think people are getting the game, that was so simple, oh my god, stop calling if you don't know the answer. Well the thing is, they think they know the answer, that's why they're calling. Well that's the thing with the 710 caller, she sounded very confident and I think she really knew her stuff but she messed up. Yeah, right. And it's a two part, it's two questions, Billy and Lisa are gonna ask you, one, what's the sound answer, two, what Sabrina Carpenter song inspired that sound answer? And look at it like this, she just helped someone else. But come and humble, because that lead, you can come and humble and that's what happens. Oh I got this, yeah, thanks Bill, I'm college one, I got this in the bag, cherry. The Lauren was very nice and I think that was calling from Hanover Max. No, she was calling from Sandin and Andrew. Oh right. Hanover, where did you get back? I'm not just crazy, Hanover, what does awful death? Okay, Sandin, I'm sure is a beautiful town and we've got our call of 25 and it is you, Alyssa. Hi. Alyssa, where are you calling from? I'm calling from Ashland. Okay, Alyssa, what is the Sabrina secret sound? It's an espresso machine. And it's inspired by what Sabrina Carpenter lyric. It's inspired by espresso. We got ourselves our first winner. There you go, Alyssa, Alyssa, I was really surprised. I thought it was a caring for sure. We got to make it flutter, no we don't, but you know what Lauren's loss Alyssa is your victory. So now you've got a pair of tickets to see Sabrina Carpenter. Thank you so much. I also was winning for my daughter and she will be very excited. Yeah, she's probably already in school, but I'm sure somebody's going to text her or do something. You're an amazing mom. Yeah, good job, mom. Thank you. But hold on. And now you get to talk more with producer Riley and she'll get all the information you need to get to see Sabrina Carpenter, congratulations. Now the Vibros and Gianna will have a brand new sound. This game keeps on going at 3 10 and then we'll be back tomorrow morning at 7 10, depending maybe a new sound or the same sound of someone does not get it. We're coming up next our weird story segment, which really should be called the animals are rising up segment. That's next. It's Sabrina. I guess. Kiss 108. Seems a little weird to me. Oh my God. It's time for weird stories. I'm pretty creepy with a Billy and Lisa in the morning and again, a lot of new people in town. A lot of people coming back from their beach vacations all summer. We are into September now. We just passed the Labor Day weekend. A lot of students moving into town. We've got a lot of new ears to the Billy and Lisa morning show and we do weird stories at this time every single morning and these are basically stories that make you say yes they are. They start off with actually a really heartwarming story. This is from a dad in Pittsburgh. He's a meteorologist named Ray and he has been filming his daughter on the first day of school and he compiled a beautiful video. Yeah, kindergarten all the way through high school. You see your name and spell it. Elizabeth Patlin. E.L. I.C.A.P.E. T.E. L.I.A. What do you want to be when you grow up? A teacher, maybe a teacher, a doctor, or a magician. Physical therapist or nurse. I just want you to know that we love you. You're going to cry. No. The video is just amazing. Well he flips back and forth. Yeah. Oh my god. What a creative thing to do as a parent. Yeah. Wow. That's so sweet. This next story I saw the video very early this morning and for years I've been talking about animals rising. So here's another example. So you get a bunch of snorkelers in Australia, right? They're in the water. They're snorkeling. All of a sudden there are three, count them three whales in the water with them. One of them has its tail breach and it literally tossed this guy into the air. We were actually filming a video for our YouTube channel. We have a travel YouTube channel, Max and Jacqueline. So we were there to film a video about swimming with whales, but we never expected to have such a close encounter with them. The dude went flying too. Yeah. I mean he's okay. Everyone's okay. But the voice you just heard was Jacqueline Payne. She was one of the snorkelers in the water and imagine being that close with three whales swimming around you. It's unbelievable. And they were just snorkeling. Yeah. Yeah. What do you block your ears for a second? Okay. I went to Aruba this summer and Billy recommended this baby beach to go snorkeling. So I went with my wife, Jen, and we went underwater and I saw a little fish. My wife was amazed. And then she said, "Oh, come over here. There's better one." So I went down there and I went under and there was a fish, it must have been two feet long. Yeah. And that was the end. I went back. Oh yeah. We saw a shark when we were snorkeling. That's right. In Florida. That was scary. Yeah. They're rising up. I'm just telling you. Winnie, what have you got? This is absolutely disgusting. So this is out of Louisville, Kentucky. And there's one house that keeps having a porch pooper. So I don't know what this homeowner did to somebody, but there was one house that some guy or girl, somebody is pooping at their house on their porch. Tuesday morning, I went up to my friend's porch and noticed this. What I thought was a cat poop and it turned out to be a person. I had no idea. We're good neighbors. We keep to ourselves. We behave ourselves. And I can't imagine that somebody would want to do some kind of retribution. I'm relieved that he's not violent or he's not trying to force entry. He's just doing his deed. This is going to have to keep a pooper scooper at bond board. Oh God. Well, at least he's not putting in a paper bag and letting it on fire. That's true. That's what they used to do. All right. So a kindergarten teacher in Illinois is going viral because she's kindly asking parents to stop bringing cupcakes in for their kids' birthdays. And here's why. Parents, I love to celebrate birthdays in my classroom. I know this is going to be an unpopular opinion. But please don't bring cupcakes. These make a ginormous mess and the kids honestly don't eat them frosting. It's all over. Bring cookies. The kids love them. They have sprinkles and they eat them. Don't. This is also a great one. Another idea is I have to bring in these ice cream cups and we put all sprinkles on there. Put them on for them and it wasn't messy. Another go in the little Debbie aisle. Get any one of these little Debbie snacks. The cosmic brownies are also always a favorite in my room. I love cossips. Sounds like Billy, actually. Sounds like a Karen. Oh, I bet. That's you. You don't like cupcakes. How about we pay a little bit of attention to script writing and a little bit less attention to cupcakes? Okay. That's a different story. Yeah. We went through our cupcake face. Yeah. Everybody was bringing cupcakes. Yep. Okay. Animals rising in Toronto, Canada to a daring orangutan cart wheel tightrope walked and trapezed its way out of an enclosure at the Toronto Zoo this week. You know, orangutans are super smart animals. We rely on some of the best practices out there, all the different zoos internationally. And these animals sometimes figure things out that we're not really aware of. This particular case, we still investigating. We still not really 100% sure how you got out. Yeah. Cart wheeled out and avoided the hot wire barrier. Yeah. This is a smart orangutan. Yeah. And you don't want to mess with the rain. No. Just so you know. Winnie, wrap it up. This is odd again. Michigan man chugged 24 ounces of ranch dressing in just 10 seconds to win a ranch chugging competition. I just drank 24 ounces of ranch dressing. I've seen people pour about that much on their salads. So what's the difference? I don't feel sick at all. It's just ranch dressing. This is really popular on social media, people drinking ranch. I follow a guy on Instagram, his whole page is him putting a ranch on everything, like literally everything. I like ranch, but like 24 ounces is the lot. That gives me a stomachache. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, Bill. Where's my fucking cupcake? We're coming up, Bill. We're coming up on entertainment. We get a lot to talk about Sabrina Carpenter. We're featuring Sabrina September. Okay. We're doing the secret sound, but Sabrina has herself a new partnership and we're going to talk about that next. Hey, this is Ayanna Grande and we're back with Billy and Lisa in the morning on Kiss 1A. Hey, Billy. Hey, how are you? How are you doing? Hi. Okay. We're up to entertainment, but I'll give you a talk back or two, Justin. How do you want to squeeze the man? For any new listeners to the Billy and Lisa show, we know it's September. People are going back to school. Maybe you're coming back after the summer or listening for the first time. Welcome to the Billy and Lisa show. A big part of the program is the talk back feature, which you'll be listening on the iHeart app. You tap the red microphone. You send a message that comes to me. When you do that, you become a member of the talk back mafia. Now we did the Sabrina secret sound this morning at 710 and 810 and people are already talking smack. All right. Remember, I'm going to save this talk back. Are you kidding me with how easy that secret sound was? You guys are just like the rowing tickets that you think I sincerely hope that the next sound is a little bit hotter because that for a month, it's not Monday. You know what? I need an espresso. All right. I'm going to save that talk back. Yeah. We kicked it off. Yeah. Everyone was easier. We said it would be easy, but we can tell you they're not going to all be that easy. No. You need to pull out, go online or print out Sabrina Cobb major lyrics. You're going to need them to tell us what song inspires each sound and we'll do it again with the V bros, right? The V bros and Gianna have a brand new sound at 3 10 and then of course we'll do it again tomorrow morning at 7 10 depending on what happens at 3 10 might be the same sound as today or a brand new sound. How's that? All right. Now the entertainment update with the Billy God stuff and if you're new to the show, another regular segment is the entertainment update. We do it earlier this morning at 6 40 and we do it every morning at 8 40 and it's all about celebrities. It's all about the music and it's all about gossip and we have a lot of it every single day. Starting with Sabrina Carpenter besides being Sabrina September here on the Billy and Lisa Morning Show, she's got a new deal with crumble cookies and I have experienced crumble cookies. I'm telling you if they make it so easy, you put the order and then you pick it up and they put it in that pretty pink box and it's so nice to bring to someone's house, right? And the cookies are delicious with new flavors all the time. And if you bring them to somebody's house, they are devoured. Devoured. I mean, they're gone within an hour. So anyway, she's got a big collaboration. I guess Olivia Rodrigo did it earlier and some of her fans took the social over the weekend saying that Sabrina was stealing the collaboration. No, they're just going from one celebrity to another. It's one thing about social media, a downside. Everyone complains. It's a platform to complain about nothing. Yeah. Adele had a show in Germany over the weekend and she told the crowd she's going to be leaving music and leaving for a long time. Yeah, she's doing what I think a lot of other celebrities should think about is like she's created this life. She spent so many years creating this life and now it's time to live the life that she created. She does have to go to back to Vegas. She's got 10 makeup shows in Vegas and then and then she's done for a while. She's going to walk away for a long, long time. She says and Bruno Mars is doing his show in Vegas and the crack to joke about all these rumors saying he's all he owes $50 million in gambling. I love him. I think there's a little truth to the rumors. I think he is in fact a big gambler. I think but like the amount of money he generates, he has to be a degenerate. I have to tell you, you can plow through money. Look at Phil Mickelson, the golfer. Oh yeah. Yeah. I mean, we're talking millions of dollars. Yeah. They blow through. Yep. Imagine going to bed at night. Blow through. Knowing you lost $50 million gambling, losing and being in debt to the casino are two different things. Oh, I know. Like is he actually in debt to them? Well, that means that he had credit, right? Yeah. And then he blew the money and now he owes. Yeah. He has a residency there. So he'll just be doing residency. That's what I mean. He could just work it off. Yeah. By the way, don't they have leg breakers anymore? I'm not sure. Don't they get to send the leg breakers out? I'm sure they exist. They're just called something different. Yeah. But then I'm going to break his leg. They don't put the head and the vice anymore. No. That was a good one. Classic scene. Casino. Joey Chestnut and Kobayashi went one on one for the first time. And 15 years. And it was all live on Netflix and Joey Chestnut not only won, he set a new record and we've got the call right here. With the total score of 83 Hot Dogs Eden, the winner of the first ever Netflix unfinished Beep Hot Dog competition and new World Record holder, it's Joey Chestnut. Yeah, we need to mention it was 83 dogs and 83 buns. In 10 minutes. It's tough to watch. How doesn't his digestion get messed up? Or like the gag reflex kind of pops it. You know, we got to really be careful about that when you're doing Hot Dogs. You're right. Yeah. You know what? Shout out to Joey Chestnut. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Chief's quarterback Patrick McComb says Taylor Swift might be designing some plays for the new season. Meeting Taylor and realize how genuine and cool she is. I mean, I think that's been special to me because I mean, she's, like you said, the most famous person in the world. She did not be and she's really interested in football and she asked a lot of great questions. She's already drawing a place. We might be pulling it. Oh, God. Spare me, please. I got to tell you, initially I thought it was lame. Now I'm thinking it's kind of cool though. I'll be named after her songs, you know. It's so lame. It's not, you know what? It's unnecessary. It is. Like you... They go in the huddle. You guys are at the top of your game. Like you're, you're professional the palm, you're making hundreds of millions of dollars and you need Taylor Swift to draw you up some plays. Like... Well, not only that, just her being there at the games is enough. Yeah. Like, that's great. Yeah, it's great. Yeah. It's all good, but I think she can stay out of this part of it. Yes. Right? She can. She can. She can. Okay. Yeah. A second down. I'm going with cruel summer. Yeah. Do you know how hard coaches work to get to level with an NFL coach drawing, please? All right. Turn it to now. Bad blood. Bad blood. Yeah. We're in a pickle here, guys. We need bad blood. Let's go. Bad blood on two. By the way, the clock Lisa is still ticking on our little bet. I know. Travis is going to pop the question before the end of this month. We are into September. You know, it's funny you say that. I just got a DM from one of our alert listeners, Sarah. And she made a calendar date for today where it says, "Call into billing Lisa for a bet on Taylor and Travis being together for a year." Billy vs. Winnie and Lisa, $100 bet that Taylor and Travis were together for a year this September. So they made it a year. So Billy bet that they would not be together? They would not. Lisa, $100. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, my God. Sarah, I'd love you. We want to get the evidence of this. She said, Justin, I talked back to you. Wait. So wait, what date was it today's date of last year? Because we can go look at this in the podcast. So September. So she, she, I love this girl. She put a calendar reminded for herself to call us September 3rd to let us know that we made a bet a year like saying that they would be together this September last summer. I have to hear the audio evidence because this could be a Winnie plant. Okay. No, look it. Look it. It's not. No, we'll check the pot. We're going under the hood. Yeah. We're going to check. Yeah. And then Bill will get a pony up. A hundred bucks. A hundred bucks. That's not a hundred each. That's 50. Oh, no, no. I don't know. She's typing. Sarah's listening right now. Okay. Okay. Really, Sarah back away from the computer. I love Sarah. Thank you. Patriots going to take on the Bengals in their onto Cincinnati, by the way, this Sunday one o'clock kickoff and Fat Man's Coop. We lost him over the weekend. The Fat Man. All right, Pete. All right. Be Fat Man. Yeah. You got a big song. One of the greatest songs of all time. Yeah. Yeah. Be faithful. I mean, come on. All the chicken hands. Be quiet. All the chicken hands. Be quiet. Yeah. Songwriting. Yeah. And time. The songwriting is really very creative. It is. With the chicken heads. Yeah. In the long hair short hair cover and all the base. Yeah. The chicken heads in the house. Beyonce is celebrating a birthday tomorrow. She's going to be 43 years old. So we should do something special for Beyonce. You want to send them some crumble cookies? Yeah. I'm sure she needs my cookies. Did we wait? Did we confirm that thing with Sarah? Sarah is messing me right now. She said, I put it in my calendar last year. Oh, Winnie, Lisa, come on. You got a hundred dollar bill. You got a hundred dollar bill. Come on. Come on. Are you kidding me? Sarah, back away from the computer. And when I hear the audio evidence of Ponya, a hundred dollar bill. Yeah. That we're talking about it. I do remember this. Oh, God. Imagine. Anyway, we're brought to you by Ocean Edge Resort and Golf Club. You can experience the quintessential Cape Cod summer at Ocean Edge Resort and Golf Club. And by the way, you can enjoy the fall there as well. I did it. It was beautiful named Best Hotel Cape Cod by Boston Magazine, The Villas, The Rooms, The Private Beach, several swimming pools, including an indoor pool, award-winning golf pickleball for restaurants and a roof deck, by the way, live music, all of it. 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Go to rennerswarehouse.com for a free rental analysis to find out how much your home can rent for. Or call 303-974-9444 to speak with a rent estate advisor today. Because from now on, the only thing you need on your to-do list is to call Runners Warehouse. From the Planet Fitness Kiss 108 Studios, we're back with Billy and Lisa in the morning on Kiss 108. Good morning. For those of you who just found the Billy and Lisa show this season, welcome. You are going to thank yourself very soon. They are the best morning show to listen to. You're not going to want to leave. And this is coming from a regular talk backer from the mafia. And I'm sure they'll explain that to you as well. You are in good hands here. Yeah, we have a lot of regular things we do on the Billy and Lisa morning show. One big feature is the talk back mafia. And what we do is we allow people to reach out to us by way of the talk back and we love it. Right Justin? How does it work? That's right. That's right. Yeah. So you got to have the iHeart app, which is free to download iHeartRadio app. You download it. You stream Kiss 108 live anywhere you go. And when you're doing so, there's a red microphone little icon. You tap that and you can leave a 30 second message. Now the cool part about the talk back is that message comes directly to me. And then I in turn put it on the radio and incorporate it. And basically you become a co-host of the show, which is something that we love. And once you do that, you become a member of the talk back mafia. And you can do it anytime you want, anytime of day or night. And you can also listen to this show anytime you want. You just go to the Kiss 108 website. I heard that. I heard that. Yeah. All over the world, by the way, if you've got relatives living in Peru, they can listen to this show. I have relatives in Peru. Oh, yeah. Do they listen? I have to ask, see or no, see or yes or no? I don't know. Okay. I'll find out. Yeah. Take us anywhere in the world. You're going on vacation. You're going away for work. You can still listen on the iHeart app. Yeah. We've got the entertainment break that happens twice in morning at 640 in 840. We have a weird story segment, stories that make us a lot. And we do a lot of good contests, like the Sabrina Secret Sound that launched today on the 10, 7, 10, and 8, 10 as well. And Lisa Donovan, by the way, on this show, the Billie and Lisa Morning Show, we think of as the protocol, the princess of protocol, the voice of reason, and the fashionista. So you've got a lot going on, Lisa. You've got a lot to live up to. I know. I guess I do. I know. We hold you to high regard. I know. I know. I think I'm failing. Oh, you're great. Any questions any one of us have about life? I try. Yeah. Lisa is the only one that I trust on the show. Justin, your story is unique. I think I'll allow you to give whatever detail you want on your past and present. Well, currently, I am the executive producer of this show. I have a wife, Jen. I have two children, Abel and Gemma, seven and two. But I had a troubled past. I am in recovery from addiction. I've been clean for 16 years. I shouldn't really be here. I made some poor decisions early on in life, able to turn it around. And so I've been in long-term recovery and was able to achieve my dream, which was to work on Kiss 108. And you're the best executive producer and co-host on the planet. Well, nobody can do what you do on the board and the computer screens and everything else. Lisa, you're a monster. You've got two boys. I do. I've been Milton. I've been on this show for over 20 years. So I've seen it all. But we live in Milton, Mass. I have two boys. They're two teenagers. I have a husband. So yeah. That's my... And you've got an incredibly successful book club. The book club. And anyone can join. So go to Kiss108.com/Lisa'sBook Club for all of the info you need. We have another event coming up on September 23rd with Hank Philippi Ryan. No, I can't wait for Winnie's story. I feel the need to take notes. But you know, we call it in Winnie's world, but your world really is different from anything else we know. I mean, yeah. I'm just your typical millennial. I'm from Quincy, born and raised, been a local girl. I worked my way up here. I started in marketing. I interned here when I was at Framingham State. And I somehow landed next to you guys. I don't know how. I don't really speak well. So I don't know how I'm on the radio. No, you really don't. No, I really don't. I'm an auntie. I have, you know, that's kind of my personality, social media. I love to get my nails done in Florida. You know what I mean? Yeah, she's the kind of person that will fly to Florida for one overnight just to get her nails done. Exactly. Because she can. Exactly. Because I got no kids. She has no kids. I'm not married. I got, you know, I'm saying I'm not single. I have a girlfriend, but I'm chilling. There she is. The queen of Quincy. The queen of Quincy. The queen of Quincy. Baby raining in Randolph. Okay. That's enough for that. See, there's an example of our talkbacks right there. That is a talkback. When you hear random listeners chiming in, I don't always say it. That's a talkback. But that's what it is. Yeah. Yeah. What about you, Uncle Bill? Yeah. I don't know what to say. I guess first and foremost, I'm a dad. I've got three grown boys. Yeah. Very proud of all three of them. But yeah, I've lived here my entire life. I mean, I was born and raised in East Cambridge, very poor section of East Cambridge and I've never left the state of Massachusetts and have spent most of my adulthood on this show. Yeah. I really am. It's scary when you think of it. Yeah. You've been here forever. Yeah. Right. Well, you started as a reporter in the afternoon, right? Yes. At Kiss. Yeah. Then you joined the Maddie show and we're here for decades, right? But before joining the Maddie show, I traveled a lot with the show broadcasting from different parts of the world. Big events like the Grammys, the Golden Globes, the Oscars, Olympic Games. But yeah, I've been on the morning show for, I don't know, 36, 37 years. Plus you have TV shows. Yeah. It's on TV. You've got some TV. Yeah. By the way, dining play board because Saturday mornings on Nessin, Sunday nights at nine on Nessin and meet Boston, a new TV show we launched recently and my TV partner, Jenny and I are going to be launching a cookbook in a few weeks. Awesome. Which will be featured at my book club. Yes. In November. And to let you guys know, Lisa's book club is completely free to the public. It is. Yeah. Anyone can join. Anyone can come. It's easy. Yeah. And given credit nationally, we're getting people back to reading. We're trying. And Billy's perfect with Lisa because, you know, he's kind of, you know, one of the girls in the way. Oh, he's so one of the girls. Oh, yeah. He's very, he's very caddy. Yep. You know, I mean, you should hear him in the morning. We're watching the news on TV. She'll hear him. The candid microphone. No one ever knows when he's talking into the candid microphone, doing the weather with a long fake Cinderella hair or Disney hair. God, this is like some sort of a weird TV show. It's bizarre. All the TV local TV people. You can tell their extensions, because Lisa told them, but it's like some weird trend where like they're overdoing it, you know, like a Disney character with a hair down to their knees. The candid microphone. I love how he pulls me into his his title. Wow. Right? Yeah. Another regular part of the Millie and then some morning show was on the phones right now, the mayor of the South end. So good morning mayor. Well, the mayor is one of our talk backers. He leaves a talk back every day. We have to put that out there. And he gave himself the name the mayor of the South end, but he's not on the talk back now. He's on the phone. Ah, and by the way, we need to point out he is not the mayor of Boston. He is the ceremonial mayor of the South end of Boston. Good morning, mayor. What an introduction. I'm exhausted, you know, Mark and Kelly are back. The girls from the viewer back, Tom and Nico are back. Everybody's back. So I see it. I go on live today. The only thing I have to say is, well, I lost my virginity at 22. I inherited some money later. I live in the South end. And I do. I'm the queen of the talk back. I think I should call myself the queen of the talk back. I think I go in that title. You are quite the queen. Whatever you have. I do. Exactly. And Billy, you're right about the weather girls. They've all got those girls. Did you see Kelly and Chick-A-Wees girls this morning? I don't even know. They're like Cinderella characters. Oh, God. She has the girls. Billy is so right about that. See what I mean? We could have like a caddy fest. It's a good question. Anyway, that is us. Welcome to the Billy and Lisa morning show. Thank you so much for listening. We appreciate it every single morning and we'll wrap up the show next and kiss 108. Kiss 108. It's the morning wrap up on Billy and Lisa in the morning. So we kicked off Sabrina September today. It is September and also Sabrina Carpenter coming to the garden in October. So we launched the Sabrina secret sound at 710 and 810 this morning. How you play? It's really easy. We'll play a sound. A secret sound. You have to call B color 25. Guess the sound, but every sound is inspired by a Sabrina carpenter song. So you have to tell us what song inspired the sound, right? It's a little, it can be a little confusing at first, but basically you need two answers. So 710 this morning, the first sound we thought was a shoe in, I mean, a complete beach ball. I mean, the first one, we thought, you know what, we'll just give these tickets away. Not so much. It is the kiss 108 Sabrina secret sound. I believe it's inspired by her song. What is the secret sound? I believe it's like a curric. That is incorrect one. Yeah, Paul Lauren on the way to school, probably trying to win, you know, tickets for her daughter and she did not get it. She didn't nail it, but Alyssa did at 810. What is the Sabrina secret sound? It's an espresso machine. And it's inspired by what Sabrina carpenter lyric is inspired by espresso. We got ourselves our first winner. Oh, yeah. Congratulations to Alyssa. She won some Sabrina carpenter tickets. That's a big deal. So at 3 10 this afternoon with the V bros and Gianna, they'll launch a brand new sound and then we'll be back tomorrow morning, 7 10 and a 10 with either a new sound or the same sound. So you got to listen to win. It's that easy. Yeah. You know what I mean? How we feeling good? We're feeling good. All right. Cool. We also had a topic about teacher student relationships after the student graduates. Is it inappropriate or not? That was the question. My school. It wasn't a teacher. There was a hot janitor that literally was sleeping his way through the entire school. He would also take them out all the girls out back and get them high. It was just so gross and weird and just not okay. And I don't know how anyone who was in authority at the school at the principal didn't know about it because every student knew about it. Wow. Great hot janitor. Wow. Hot janitor. Yeah. Multiple girls. Yeah. Like while he's mopping? Mop, mop, mop. All day long. Mop, mop, mop. While I sing that song. There he is right there. It's a playful janitor. That's crazy. Crazy. So one of my favorite math teachers from my sophomore year came into the bar that I was working at after I graduated and it was awesome seeing him. He's with his wife and he went to the bathroom and his wife told me that he thought I was cute and wanted to know if I wanted to come over for his birthday because that's what he wanted for his birthday gift. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh and the wife was. Oh, signing. Whoa. Oh, swingers. They wanted a triple. Yes, they did. Yeah. Cuddle puddle. We've talked about this a lot on the show, you know, the swinging community, you know, to each its own. Yeah. I actually met someone recently that that same thing happened. They got propositioned at a bar. Mm. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Okay. Crazy. I've never been propositioned. Should I be here? Yeah. I was in New York. You guys sent me to that sex thing. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, they made me go. Listen, you got sent by work? Yes. Oh, that's an H.R. Right away. She's dragging HR anyway. Can I ask him in it? Yeah. I didn't I didn't do anything. Okay. I what, but I was propositioned, but that's what it was all about right man or the woman by the couple. That's what it was. Yeah. I mean, this is like pre everything. It was a swing. Like a swingers club. Yes. And they met at hotels in New York City. So on the Matty show, they sent me down there. You were almost a throuble. Almost. Did you? No cigar. No. How did you say no? I said no. I said, I mean, I'm just here doing research. Hey, this is Jimmy found out when I'm in Boston. I like to listen to Billy and Lisa in the morning on Kiss 108. Hey, Lisa. Hey, you know what, Jimmy? We like to watch you at night. Yes, we do. We are we up at 11 38? No, I watch the reverb runs. Oh, okay. Yeah, we watch clips. I'm just saying. Okay. So for the last hour or so, yeah, first and foremost, I want to say something else to people who might be new to this show, something else about me. I am a well known mush, okay, which means I've never won a single bet in my entire life. Sports bets, anything. I lose bets. I'm the mush. You don't even want to be near me. If you're betting. Bring everyone down. Yeah. Like if you're playing a slot machine at the casino, do not sit within four seats of me or you will lose everything you have, okay? That's a fact. So somehow we got to talking about Taylor and Travis and we do have an ongoing bet Justin and I with Lisa that he will not propose by the end of this month by the end of September. And if he if he does propose by the end of September, Justin and I each have to give Lisa Donovan $50, but they, meaning the rest of this show this morning, seem to think I made another Taylor Travis bet. Well, this comes from listen, our Sarah who actually put it in her calendar a year ago. Props to Sarah. So I have a payday incoming for Winnie and Lisa. I have on my calendar to remind you guys that from a year ago, you made a bet that Billy said that Taylor and Travis would not be together still a year later. And Lisa and Winnie said yes, they would and it was $100 bet. So Billy, you owe the meat $100 and I got this is unbelievable. I don't believe it. Sarah, we love you. I need audio proof. I really do because I never would have bet that. I just spent an hour trying to find it from last September. I just heard you. I didn't have time to roll it in. I was going through audio and you, Lisa and I were talking during the entertainment update. You were saying, oh, it's a public, like the public that put them together. I mean, at least like, no, the seems legit. Like, I remember that. And you were pitching about it. And then we actually had our old sports guy on Adam Kaufman, who was doing the jerky macho, like, you know, I think like, oh, who, no one wants to date Taylor. They just married. They just want to, you know, hook up with her and get the fame out of it. Like he was annoying me. And like, and to be clear, I'm not even a huge Taylor Swift fan, but they're clearly in an 11 relationship. And we saw it a year ago, and Lisa and I cocked it. And we bet money on it. I can't. Listen, I found that there's a bunch of clips from a year ago, but I can't, I just can't find the specific $100 bet yet. Yeah. It's there though. We will find it. Yeah. Once it's found. I now remember it. Once it's found. Then Winnie and Lisa. All right. That'll happen. I know. It's in September somewhere. Flushing through audio, but we talked about them so much during that month when they did. Listen, I've never welched on a bet. But if I hear audio proof, I will hand Lisa and Winnie. Is it a hundred dollars joint each? I need to hear that. Well, we'll find out when we find the audience. We have it though. We're not sure. We have to just dig through it, but it's it's there. Are they still together? They're very much. We haven't seen any. Well, I was just looking to see what they did for their labor day and there's nothing online. They just hung out in Kansas City. I mean, he's really in football mode now. I mean, first and I imagine if they broke up a day before the bet deadline. Oh, the other bet. If we have something that's going on, I mean, this bet isn't today, the year. No, no, we said they were no, we said September. Like we didn't say like what day in September, it's September 3. That's why listener Sarah, who's an alert listener, put the first workday of September because that's my girly and she just knows he paid rent on the first bill. He really always makes bad bets though. We know that like memory bet $100. He'd never mentioned JLo again. Oh, yeah. Never mentioned JLo again. I mean, when you say that I mentioned JLo, I will give you a hundred dollars. Right. See, I remember I said, I would never go to Gillette Stadium again and I had to give you $500. Yeah. And then there was another one where I said, I will never drive to the Cape and I did. Yep. That's another one. Oh my God. We'll make sure we document every bet and have the audio ready. We need the betboard back. Yes. We used to have one. Yeah. Are there any other outstanding bets like now that that they think that's it, I think. Wow. Again, I await the audio. Well, well, I think by tomorrow we'll have it because it's in the show. So he's going to doctor up a tape. No, this is winning. This is winning. Did it go away? It was a little loud. I can't only at least have being paid. My hands are off the computer. This is a winning thing. She, her, her producer, Riley, are working hard. Well, she knows how to doctor tape too. I do know how to edit, but I'm not going to because I know that it happened and now that Sarah reminded us, thank you, listener, Sarah, I am now having a memory of me and Lisa telling you, Hey, this is legit. And I found the audio of you saying, Oh, it's off listening. And me always like, No, why would it be? No, I really believed that it was an arrangement made by the record label and the NFL. And that's why you bet us $100 that it was fake. Yes. I have another question. When I say we need the tape, what tape we had was the last time the tape was used for anything. It's very old school. Yeah. We have a show recorded. Oh, wait. Oh, shoot, Billy. You might owe more money. I'll pay money if I ever mentioned Ed Sheeran, a hideous looking ginger. Okay. Wow, he's only like the nicest and one of the nicest guys I've ever met. Yeah. What is wrong with me so much? This is what the Billy and Lisa show is all about. It's a little crazy. So Winnie and Riley producer Riley will look for the look for the tapes you guys can get paid. Yes, we will. Riley, I'll give you half not to find it. What's up, Boston, it's Sabrina Carpenter, and you're waking up with Billy and Lisa in the morning on Kiss 108. All right. We are up against it right now. We only have about 60 seconds to talk before we bring in my girl, Tiff, because the mighty McCabe is dealing with some family business. And so Tiff's going to be jumping in in a second. I do want to say we'll have another Sabrina secret sound at three 10 this afternoon with V bros and then we'll be back at it. If they don't have a winner at three 10, we'll play the same sound tomorrow morning at seven 10. I didn't screw that up today. You got it perfect. Perfect. Because guess it, we'll have a brand new sound tomorrow at seven 10. Right. And in the meantime, we got a move. Okay. Have a great day. Everybody. Thanks for tuning in. We'll see you tomorrow morning and right now. So my girl Tiff, here she come owning a rental property sounds like a dream until you realize how much work goes into getting it ready, determine a competitive rent price, market the property, schedule the showing screen, tenants drop at the lease at a rent collection, handle maintenance request, make a communication sound complicated. Renner's warehouse is here to take the hard work off your rental to do list, qualify tenants, check rent collection, check maintenance coordination. You got it. Go to runnerswarehouse.com for a free rental analysis to find out how much your home can rent for or call 303-974-9444. Because from now on, the only thing you need on your to do list is to call runners warehouse.
We're halfway through the show now! We finally got a secret sound winner! Weird stories covered a first day of school montage, a whale smack down and a porch pooper! Since we might have some new listeners, we gave a little intro to us. Before we finished up the show, we talked about a bet we apparently made about a year ago! Listen to Billy & Lisa Weekdays From 6-10AM on Kiss 108 on the iHeartRadio app!