Billy & Lisa in the Morning
Everyone Wish Justin Good Luck With His Yard Sale
Happy Labor Day weekend! The Billy & Lisa crew cover a whole bunch of topics during today’s show, and we kicked it all off by talking about Justins yard sale. Then, we announced that the secret sound is back! Justins yard sale spiraled us down into a crazy conversation and people called in for Topic Time to wish Justin luck! Listen to Billy & Lisa Weekdays From 6-10AM on Kiss 108 on the iHeartRadio app!
- Duration:
- 43m
- Broadcast on:
- 30 Aug 2024
- Audio Format:
- mp3
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If that doesn't say Happy Labor Day, what's done? Yeah, it's the Labor Day weekend show. It's the Labor Day weekend show. Yeah, put another shrimp on the Barbie. [Coughing] That was never real, you know. Shrimp on the Barbie never existed in Australia. We invented that, and nobody put shrimp on the Barbie. Just so you know. Is that true? Uh, yeah, that's true. I didn't know that. People in Australia will say, "Yeah, where did they get that shrimp on the Barbie thing?" They don't eat shrimp. They don't have shrimp on the Barbie. Okay. Somebody invented that here. Daddy, mate. [Laughing] Let's put another shrimp on the Barbie. [Laughing] Five things you learned. Oh, man. Labor Day weekend, here we go. And it's also the start of Austin Christmas. Yes. Which is really kind of an interesting thing that goes on around here. We're talking about 150,000 students moving in to Greater Boston as many as 36 colleges and universities. The junk will be lined up on the sidewalks. And they're saying, "Be careful picking up the junk on the sidewalks. There could be bed bugs." I believe it. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't take anything upholstered. No. There's like wood dressers and stuff like that. Take those. Yeah. I'm not taking someone's mattress. No, no, no. I was spending some time yesterday watching all the videos of the moving trucks. Oh, yeah. Moving around the city. Yeah. Yesterday. It was quite entertaining. Yeah. It was a lot of yelling. Yeah. You can go out right now. There's already stuff lined up. Oh, God. Yeah. And the trucks are all double parked. Yeah. Ready to go. Offload. All that stuff. And speaking of junk on the sidewalks, if you live in Salem, New Hampshire, big doings this weekend, there's a yard sale at Justin's house. Oh boy. He wants to get rid of some stuff. No. That's incorrect. That's incorrect. I want to get, I want to put them in a junk removal. Yeah. My mother-in-law who lives downstairs wants to have a yard sale. It's all multi yard sale. Yeah. The yard sale is just talking about it for weeks. Yeah. Yeah. Now guess what I'm doing at the start of my Labor Day weekend. I'm leaving work and I'm going to move all the things out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's enough stuff out. Yeah. I love it. I think it's very old school. It's a rite of passage. I hadn't had a yard sale at least once in your life. You need to do it, not just to get rid of the junk, which you probably won't end up doing anyway. Nobody wants it. But it's also a study in human nature. The people who spend their, there are people who spend their lives going to yard sales and estate sales. Well, that's why you always see on the signs, no early birds because they'll show up at your house at dawn, like to get in line. Yeah. I'm sure they will. Yeah. And I can just see, I mean, we're going to talk about this more itself. Oh, we sure are. We want to hear people's stories on this, but my mother-in-law, she's going to be willing and dealing. She's going to be, there's going to be fights. I know there is. You want to talk about the porcelain clowns? Oh, that's just one of the prized items for sale. And by the way, we're going to have your mother-in-law on the show, right, because she's hosting the yard sale. I'll call it a wake her up. Oh, yeah. You need to promote it. Yeah. Come on. We don't need to promote it. You live on a jet end. It doesn't matter. See Winnie? The yard sale people. No. And in history, Winnie and I agree on something. Yeah. I live on a cul-de-sac. Yeah. He and his wife, Jen, are in a big fight over this, because Jen wants the yard sale, and he just wants to throw everything out. Well, I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. Okay. They make about 50 bucks. I'll be in price. That's true. It's like five cents on the dollar. Yeah. That's the best part of this yard sale. You have to see the prices that Jen has on the market. No, I don't say Jen. Oh, okay. It's not. It's her mother. It's like porcelain clowns for $250. Yes, she needs to get real on that. How about a chair in an ottoman from 1962? That can be yours for $150. Yeah, you're joking. No one has $150 who's coming to the yard sale. They're going to argue over a dollar. I know. I offered a $300 not to have the yard sale. And that's about more than she's going to make. She's not going to make three. No, she won't. No, she won't. She won't. Do nothing else this weekend. I'm going to the yard sale and take video. What times the yard sale? Oh, please don't. Yeah. No, and she could be a security guard, too. She can usher people off the property. No. Then I'll have two screamers. Winnie and her. Winnie, I will pay you to be there. Okay. Not a lot. A two yard sale. Okay. We're talking about. You know, we're talking about nickels and quarters here. Okay. It's a yard sale. So I'm not going to pay a premium to have you there. But I think the videos would be good for the show. Yeah. And let us let us. We'll talk about those at 715 and let us know. Hit up the talk packs. Are you a yard sale person or like me and not? Do you want to just get rid of the junk or do you want to try and make a couple bucks? Please call us 6179311108 or are you diving into Alston Christmas? There's a lot going on this weekend and there's a lot happening on this show this morning. 710. We've got sold out Billy Eilish tickets. We also have a new Sabrina Carpenter contest we're going to talk about this morning. We kick off next week. We're bringing the secret sound back next week and that is huge. Oh, and Sabrina dropped the surprise song last night and then deleted it, but we got it before she did it. It's all coming up next. Hang in. From the Planet Fitness Kiss 108 studios, we're back with Billy and Lisa in the morning on Kiss 108. Hey guys, so welcome back and a happy Labor Day weekend to everybody out there. Hey, I got some fireworks over Boston Harbor last night. Those are beautiful. Thank you to Charles Tom Marina for a magnificent view and Justin. You got some talkbacks. I'm guessing people are talking about your yard sale. Yeah, thanks to you. Everybody's talking about my crazy yard sale that apparently I'm having having tomorrow. I don't want to have it. My mother-in-law is it's like the event of the year. I have to go home and lug all the stuff around outside and probably back in once people don't buy it. Take care from the talkback mafia joining the six AM club. Hey, Justin, if your neighbor didn't like you before, she's going to despise you after this job sale. She's going to be peeking over that fence and rolling her eyes and giving that dismissive look that she does. Good luck, buddy. You've come a long way. Yeah. Yeah, I have a neighbor on one side that doesn't speak to us. Yeah. Yeah. So she's not going to be here. A little bit of a sour puss. Yeah. She gives your kids dirty looks too, right? Yeah. Yeah. She gives my son the dismissive hand gesture. When I have parties and people over, I tell everyone not to park in front of our house, but I can't. If this thing, people start showing up. They're going to, and they're going to park in front of our house. Yeah. That's the way it is. Oh, good morning. It's the mayor of the South Bend. I have some advice for Labor Day weekend. Don't drink and drive. Get some bug spray. Stay at home and relax with family and friends and yard sales. I once got a tiffany lamp in the South Bend at a yard sale for $20, and remember, stay home because there's no place like home. Have a great weekend. Well, Tiffany lamps, that's a look. Yeah. Well, do you have any tiffany lamps? I don't think so. Yeah. We have-- It's not a good look. Some clowns, porcelain clowns that are like, you know, a couple hundred bucks, you know, nothing crazy. Hey, guys. I moved to Florida about a year ago. And I still listen to you all every day, and I love it. I'm seriously consider flying back there just to go to Justin's yard sale. You're making it all sound so funny and so good. I really want to see a $250 clown on that table. Now, the entertainment update with the Billy Costas. Oh, we'll have more on the yard sale this morning. That's for sure. Oh, man. But Sabrina Carpenter, last night, dropped and then deleted a surprise song from the new album, the song is called Busy Woman. And somehow we managed to get a clip before she dumped it, and there it is. [MUSIC PLAYING] Classic song running. Yeah. Yeah. So, it's already gone. Bill him in a time. It's gone. Yeah. She took it down. But, you know, obviously a lot of people have it, including us. Yeah. And it will be on the album, right? It was like a bonus track from the album that she made available, and then took down. But yeah. So, basically, she's saying that if she comes over and takes her clothes off and you don't want her, she didn't want your bitch ass anymore. That's right. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like I said, classic song running. Yeah. At least before the show. Sabrina Carpenter strikes me as a type of girl. You do not want to get on her back. No, no, no. No. Not one bit. And she's coming to Boston, October 3rd, the TD Garden. Now, can we talk about the new Sabrina Carpenter contest that we're launching Tuesday? We can, yeah. Yeah. Well, then let's. Okay. Secret sound is back. The Sabrina Secret sound is back. Yeah. Tuesday morning at 7.10. The Secret sound. A lot of people want that game to come back. It's really easy to play. We play a sound. You have to guess the sound. But this time it's for the Sabrina Carpenter tickets, which are extremely hard to get sold out. So Tuesday morning 7.10 will have the first. So you'll hear the sound and you'll have to know what the sound is, but you'll have to know what song it was inspired by. Yes. So the sounds will be inspired by her lyrics. That's the other part of the song of the two part answer. Yes. Wow. Good morning. Yes. All right. Meantime, Sabrina's boyfriend, Lisa Barriquiogan, is commenting now on her album. He supported her yesterday with this bonus track and he said, let's fucking go with a flame emoji, a sweating emoji, and then posted a link to her online store where you could have purchased this bonus track. So they're still together. There were rumors they weren't, right? Okay, I also saw that Daniel official from Boy Meant's World posted the bonus track. So I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I don't know if he's, yeah, I don't know if he's like reaching here. Things aren't good. Yeah. Oh, but he was supporting her. Is he the bitch? And he also said that his favorite track on the new album is bed cam. Oh, everyone thinks about him. That's Bill song. Wow. You know, you want to have bed cam right? I have cam. I'm sorry. Yes, you do. You got to have cam. By the way, Justin announced Sabrina's boyfriend Barry Keogan is joining the cast of Peaky Blinders, the movie. I didn't know there was a movie coming out. And Jillian Murphy from Oppenheimer is in it. Good cast. Apparently it's going to be a big cast, but he just signed on. When do you look confused? Did you not hear about this movie coming out? No, I didn't. Thank you for telling me. Well, I didn't watch Peaky Blinders, but it was a huge show. A lot of people did. Okay. The first trailer from the Rosemary's Baby prequel dropped yesterday. Julia Garner from Ozark and from inventing Anna is in it. I think we have a clip from the trailer. Yeah, the computer's frozen. I'm sorry. Of course it is. I'm sorry. It's Friday and it's Labor Day. We can't say anything. Well, I'm glad to see Julia Garner back. We love her. Ozark. She's such a good actress. Yeah. Oh, yeah. All right. So we'll move past that. We do have good news for fans. Make me of the show Outer Banks, the first teaser for season four of Outer Banks dropped yesterday. Are we un-frozen? We're ready to go. We finally found the gold. That's where the story should have ended. But really, it was just the beginning. Nothing to lose? No, we got everything to lose this time. Yes. My man, John B. But John B is literally 32 years old playing a 16-year-old, but some reason I'm okay with it. Like, I understand that he's, like, way too old to be playing this kid, but I embrace it. He's so hot. But what's his name in real life, John B? Chase something. You're right. Chase something. What else has he been in? That's pretty. That's a bulk of it, really. Wow. And now he's been dating Kelsey Ballerini. Does your wife, Michelle, know that you watch the show? I don't think I ever let her in on it. That's a hidden secret. It was private time when I watched out. Lisa, you would love the show. Well, I'm the one who recommended it to you. Oh, that's right. So you've seen it. Yeah, I have because you love Bodey and the things and the coast. The Outer Banks. Yes. Yeah. Chase Stokes is his name. And fun fact, she's the same birthday as Nick Jonas. So he'll be 32 in, like, two weeks. No. Well, Outer Banks, the new season, season four, part one drops October 10th, part two will drop November 7th. And it's new music Friday, Justin. Let's get it. Okay. So Ariana Grande, she released a surprise new song that's not so new. It's actually 10 years old. It just was never really fully released. It's called Too Close. And here we are, 2024. And it's out. Oh, I'm thinking about you. Oh, I feel the feeling like I'm glad to know. Maybe tell me how you feel it's like I do. Oh, I feel the feeling like I'm glad to know. Oh, I feel the feeling like I'm glad to know. Oh, I feel the feeling like I'm glad to know. Oh, I feel the feeling like I do. Oh, I feel the feeling like I do. Oh, I feel the feeling like I do. Oh, I feel the feeling like I do. Yeah, all the Ari fans are happy about this one. I love it. Honestly, it reminds me of her first album a lot. Yep. I love it. It has that sound. Old school. Very high pitched. Yeah, I wonder why, you know, I always wonder why a song like that sounds like a good song, you know, why wasn't it released as a single? Kind of weird. Okay. Anyway, ASAP Rocky, who we normally would not play on Kiss 108, but he is doing the I Heart Music Festival in Vegas in a few weeks. So that's cool. He's causing a stir among all the Swifties because he has a new song in a new video. The song is called Taylor Swift without the tea. Taylor Swift. Get it? Yeah, let's go. Yeah, so, you know, all the Swifties are like, what are you doing? Very clever. Wow. Speaking of Taylor Swift, did you see that story yesterday? They're saying those terrorists that were planning the attack at her Austrian shows were planning to kill tens of thousands of people, a combination of knives and guns and bombs and chemicals. I mean, imagine that. That would have been horrific, horrific, but also good for Taylor for getting right back out there. I would have been terrified, right? And she trusted the people at Wembley Stadium and the shows went on. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I wouldn't have left the house. I give her a lot of credit. Man. And just in Shania Twain is going to be partnering with Gavin DeGraw and his brother investing in their, their bar and club in Nashville, Tennessee. And I guess for now the music has been like pop and rockish and the rumor is she's going to make it more country. Now you might remember he was the very first guest in studio on this new morning show. And he talked about the bar. We got down to Nashville and we opened a little place that was 1600 square feet on Broadway. And now we're 55,000 square feet. I mean, we're the largest, we're the largest bar restaurant in state of Tennessee. And you have lots of new stuff there, DJs, bull riding, bowling. I mean, all kinds of crazy stuff. It's just an absolutely, it's absolutely bananas. Yeah. It's five stories right there in Nashville. 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And it's a Labor Day weekend and we have a pair of tickets to see Billy Eilish. That's going to be a that's cool. That is a big show. $1.25, 6, 1, 7, 9, 3, 1, 1, 1, 0, 8, you'll need the keyword and the keyword will be long weekend. Okay. Key words or key phrase, key phrase, phraseology remember that listener got mad because one day Billy gave a two word or three word. Okay, Karen, it should be called a key phrase, Billy, that's not a key word. Yeah, we got some Karens out there and we love them. We embraced it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Talk back to in there for me, bro. I do. But we have to talk about the Sabrina secret sounds. Yes. Let's do it. We have to just break it wide open. We've been teasing it for like a week now, Sabrina September lease. People love the secret sound game. So we're playing the secret sound game, but we put a little Sabrina twist on it. And this is for, you know, the Sabrina for anybody, but especially the Sabrina Carpenter superfans, you know, she's coming to Boston in October that the show is sold out. The tickets are very hard to get. So we're going to play the Sabrina secret sound. So Tuesday, seven, ten tune in. We're going to give you a sound. You have to know that sound, but the sound will be tied to some of her lyrics from her songs. So you need to know the sound and you also need to know the song that inspired that sound. This is not an easy game. Right. It's going to get very stressful. And it's a great pairing. You got Sabrina Carpenter and secret sound. People are constantly asking us about. Oh, that's what you bring in hands down like our favorite game. And then we get to a sound where nobody can figure it out. And then you have to listen to what the prior guesses were. Yeah, right. So you have to listen to play the game, like remember the car door, right? No one can figure out what the sound was every single day. Is that an automatic car door shutting? Yeah. I am going to get a car door. Next caller. Is it opening and closing a trunk of a car? Yeah. Outrage. Yes. Did I win? My guess is, is it opening a car door? I nailed it. I crushed it. All right. Cool. Everybody. I just want to $5,000. It was a door being opened in the car. Yeah. And that went on and on and on. So you have to listen to win. So we'll do it. You do. 10 and 810, by the way, and then again at 3 10, but 7 10 is your first shot and don't get angry. These secret sound guesses suck. Yeah. People get angry because people don't listen and they just keep guessing the same thing over and over and over. The car door thing was a travesty. It was. Like we were it was we were so frustrated. I think it literally was like eight guesses of that same guess. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And other stupid ones too. Is it some booty? No, it's not some booty. Now I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. All right. Let's go to Julie. Good morning, Julie. You are college 25. Yeah. Thank you. Okay. So we're excited. You got the key phrase. I do. I do have that. It's long weekend. Yeah. You're planning a long weekend? Um, yep. Some kids activity, some hockey, some lacrosse, never runs, never, yeah, never runs, the drudgery, you just make the best of it. Yeah. Well, hold on, Julie. The good news. You've got tickets to Billy Eilish. So there. Wow. Yeah, that makes it all better. Yeah. It'd be funny if you gave the key phrase as I am going to get a hard door. That would have been funny. That would have been. Coming up next, we're talking about yard sales. There's a big yard sale happening at my house this weekend. I do not want this thing to happen. I am anti yard sale. What do you think? You like them or not? What's the craziest thing you may have found at a yard sale? Anyway, we're talking yard sales next kiss one away. Lissa kiss 108. Okay. We want to talk about yard sales because Justin came in very early this morning and I got to tell you, I was taken by surprise. He said, you won't believe what's going on in my house. I got a yard sale on the labor day weekend. Well, because Justin's completely against it. I'm just not a big fan of yard sales. I get it. I just have this thought that nobody wants my junk. They have junk. My best friend owns a junk removal company. You'd be surprised. Well, your mother-in-law who's putting this whole thing together, she will sell some of her junk. Yeah. Yeah, to understand the thing about yard sailors, it's a cult. This is what they do. All right. So once word gets out and you got to post signs all over town first and foremost because you're isolated there, your house, you got to post the signs on street corners and these people come out of the woodwork. It's a cult, trust me. It is. Can you give us some highlights about what she's trying to sell? Like, are there a few key items? Yeah, there's an ottoman in a chair. I mean, it looks like vintage, you know, maybe like '60s, 1960s. That's not a bad deal, 150 bucks. It's in good shape. She's going to start there and then go down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You always start high, right? Yeah. And here's the other thing about yard sailors, they don't really want your junk. It's just part of the game for them. They want to come and feel as though they got a deal and your prices are way overboard. These people come, they'll argue over a dollar. Right. Right. And you're selling stuff for $200, nobody is spending $200 at a yard sale. Well, what happens is the people that buy the stuff at yard sales, you know, that becomes your junk now. Oh, yeah. They're buying the stuff to bring to their house. Exactly. Yeah. If you're into clowns, some beautiful porcelain clowns, they are really nice. They are. Really nice. She gets a little original. Do you know where they came from? I think they might have come from Italy, honestly. Oh, okay. I do think this is a hot item. There is a market for things like that. Totally collectibles. Yeah. People come, we'll drive very far for those clowns. Nani did not travel to Italy to get a couple of porcelain clowns. Okay. She's never been to Italy. Yeah. Yeah. The closest she's been is the north end, I think, to Italy, but this. So we have a garage full of stuff. And so now I have to leave after work today, go right home and lug all the stuff outside onto the lawn. And quickly, are you telling us that the porcelain clowns and the Jaron Ottoman or the highlights? That's just what I can think of at the top of my head. There's a ton of other stuff. Is she selling clothes? There are some clothes. Question. You're loving it out today, but until tomorrow, people can steal. People can steal off your lawn. Yeah. Are you hoping for that? Like, do you care? I would love that. Okay. Well, from Justin's house, it will be ready to go this afternoon, let's drive by. Let's just pick it up and go. Yeah. I will say, there I go today. Yeah. At 11 a.m. Justin, not only are you going to be lugging it all out, you're going to be lugging it all back in when nobody buys it at both prices. Yeah. The prices are really concerning me. You blew me away when you showed me the prices. Yeah. She's going to have to lower those a bit. Show. She's refusing to come off. She's delusional. She's refusing to come off. Oh, this is the best part. Yes. She's refusing. She always wanted to be invited on the show. No, I think, I don't know. She's really taking this yacht. God, sell things. But you promised we could get her on this morning. I tried. I said, when you come on to it, talk to Billie and Lisa about the yacht sale, she said, "No way. Bye." I love her. Oh, my God. See, so this isn't going to go well. You have to be very aggressive with your yarn sale. By the way, the kids are going to love it. She's got to wear one of those, like, money belts, you know, where she's got, like, change and stuff. That old one, when you push the button and the nickels come out. Aggressive is not her problem. She'll be very aggressive. That's not the issue. Oh, she'll wear one. They'll argue with her. Yeah, they'll be arguing. Yeah. For sure. She's going to be smoking a butt. Being like, "Are you serious? I spent 200 on this. You think I'm going to give it to you for 40?" Yeah. Oh, yeah. The professional yard sailors are very aggressive people like it. They're good. Yeah. And you're going to be hearing a knock on your door at, like, 7 a.m. tomorrow morning. So there's someone on the phone that says that she made three grand last year at yard sales. I want to talk to this person. All right. Sandra. It's possible. What's her name? Sandra. Sandra. Hi. How did you make so much money at your yard sale? So last year, we made my dad open up the garages and sell the tools that he never used because they weren't even in his line of work. He had, like, collected them over, I want to say, 25 years. And we put signs everywhere. We didn't even -- we didn't have much notice, like, probably, like, two days. And we advertised as, like, a man's yard sale. And we made three grand. People came by and would go back to go get their trucks and come in and bought everything. Well, tools -- that's a different -- yeah. I mean, those are very expensive. Oh, yeah. Like, tools and tools last. Right. They weren't, like, they're not -- they were not, like, um -- everything was that orange rust color. It's like, I'm not talking about, like, the walls, like, brand new out the box. No. Like, these were ladders that, um, they were, like, 40 years old. Like, these things were old. Yeah. But they're still usable and functional. Yeah. You're under arrest to me. If you're in construction, you know how expensive a tool belt is. They'll pay for something. Yeah. What's worse on it? Yeah. For the cleaning up. Yeah. This is not tools. My mom got a little jealous and she came out with her clothing and just felt disrespected because she would put prices, like, $50, $75, and then they would be like, "I'll give you $5." Yeah. Right. Yeah. That's where Nani is. Yeah. Nani is that, ladies, Sandra's mother. There's a chance police are going to be called to the scene of your yard sale in New Hampshire. You know what? Come. Come. Come on down. Aren't you going to sell any of those four wheelers or no? No, no, no, no, no. That's my garage in the back. You get some money. There are two garages. Well, watch that. She has her own garage full of stuff that she's going to sell, then I have my garage in the back. Nani has a garage? She does. Yeah. She's hanging out because she wants to put a car in there, and there's so much stuff in there that's just sitting. Yeah. Well, I like that she's doing this. Yeah. I think she's angry at me. Oh. Oh, yeah. Why? This is the best publicity she can get. That's what I said. She's crazy. I know. There was no people coming. We're helping her move some items here. I know. Yeah. Oh. Good morning. Morning crew. I am with Justin on this one today. I hate yard sales. I don't want anyone else's crap in my house. I don't even want my crap in my house. Get rid of it. But again, it is a cult. I'm telling you. I've run in it. I had one yard sale in my entire life. Did I mention my son, Alex, sold his mother's fur coat. Yeah. That's a good say. He went up and took it out of her closet. He thought it was the right thing to do. Anyway, let's keep it going. Topic time is coming up 6179311108 or Justin. How do they get the dark bags in? I heart radio app. Hit that red microphone and join our conversation. Topic time is next. Here's 108. What is the topic? Today we're going to be talking about Billy and Lisa present. Topic time. Talk amongst yourself. Topic time. Okay. This is one of my happiest moments ever. There's something about a yard sale that just brings a smile to your face, right? I love yard sales. It's old school. It is. And Justin came in this morning freaked out because he's having a yard sale at his house up there in New Hampshire. No. He's not. He's made that very clear. Mother-in-law, Nani, who we love and she's having the yard sale. And Nani, are you there? I'm here. Good morning. Good morning. Hi, Nani. Are you okay? We're sorry if we spoke out of school announcing your yard sale on the show. Are you okay with this? I'm okay with that as long as all of you come up to see it. No. Do not give the address. Do not give our address. I was already told that by Jennifer. Okay. And we're not giving the address, suffice it to say it's right over the border in Salem, New Hampshire. So, Nani, I got a sneak preview of a few of your items. They seemed a little pricey to me. I didn't, I don't know much about yard sales, like the porcelain clowns, for instance. Yeah. How much are those going for? They're going for $20 each. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. So how many are there? It's five of them. Oh my God. Now, your son in law, Justin, thinks that you went to Italy to get these porcelain clowns. I'm guessing you didn't. No, I did not go to Italy to get them. These were gifts to my family that's going to be relocating and moving my dad. So I'm helping get rid of stuff in his house. Jesus, it's a double yard sale. Yeah. I might just hang them up. There's a Justin South before absolutely not and Justin, you're selling other people's junk too. Did you know that? No, I left that part out when I got home yesterday outside of her garage was all the stuff I've never seen that came from another house. So now it's a double yard sale. So Nani, give us a couple of other highlights. What have you got on the market? All right. And I also forgot to tell you, Justin, a couple of the neighbors are going to come over and bring some of their stuff. Oh, my God. This is getting big. This is what happens with yard sales. Everybody wants in. We live in a cul-de-sac. It's going to be huge. It's going to be huge. Yeah. See, neighbors, you know what, Abel could set up a, he could set up a lemonade stand. Yeah. Right. And he can make some money. That's a good idea, actually. Right. Yeah. What else you got in the list there? Um, let me say that some China. No, but I was trying. Yeah, who wants great things, China, that you use three times, 25 years. Nobody ever uses China at home. It's like, you know, they get it at weddings. Oh, he's at ones a year. Yeah. China glasses. Yeah. So I was at some beautiful men's suits that were my dad's possibly won one. Men's suits. We had suits. They were your father's. And these like zoot suits. Like what? Like gangster suits, what, and what are they? Yeah, they kind of look like gang. Yeah. Wow. This is awesome. I wanted to just take the whole Labor Day weekend off and go up there and. Well, I have some stuff. I wish I could add to the. Oh, can we bring stuff of ours? Yeah. Absolutely. Apparently everybody is bringing stuff. And then you have been going to cook on the grill later. Oh, I am. Yeah. After I love everything out. You can. So hot dogs. It's a hot dog. OK. Well, no need. Thank you so much. You've given us such a gift on this show this morning and good luck with the yard sale. I hope you make a fortune. Thank you. Love you. I love you. Bye. Oh, she's the best. Yeah. Come get some clowns. Justin, I really do want to buy those clowns. Clowns never last before. The beanstocks never grew. Pony's never ran before until I met you. Well, there you go. So now we go. So now we go. Yeah. Now everyone's coming. Good morning. Morning crew. Jody here from Salem, New Hampshire. Justin, I will be going to your yard sale tomorrow. I won't be able to afford any of Nani's stuff, but it doesn't hurt to take a look. I will do that before my facial and my eyelash extensions. Thanks Justin. Bye. Yeah, that's a complete weekend. The things are very overpriced. What time is it starting? I know you're not giving your address, but what time is it at nine? I don't know. You got to start earlier than that. I have no idea. I'm coming. I'm coming up early because it's going to be a lot of traffic a lot of traffic for the long weekend. I'm not coming up at, you know, I would I would start at eight. I'm going to have to leave my house at seven. No, I have tomorrow's gym. I have arms from eight to 10. Wow. So I have to go. I should go to the gym first too. All right. Well, I'll show up at some point. Yeah. Trust me. I'm going up by seven. The latest. Oh, I want to get in on the stuff early. Yeah. These are crazy people. We should tell her that. Oh my God. Justin, I hope you have the ring camera on during this whole yard sale. I can't wait to hear about it on Tuesday and the brawls and the haggling and bartering that nanny does. Yeah, because yard sale has come with a chip on the shoulder. Yeah. Their mission is to argue. No, when he, when he gave a good example of what it's going to sound like earlier. Yeah. You know, someone's going to say, oh, it's $20. I'll give you a 10, not 10. Yeah. 10. I'm not taking 10. Yeah. They'll fight over a dollar. I'm telling you, I'm just, I just want to put out a PSA for anyone that may come to my yard sale. There's going to be nothing worth thousands of dollars. If you're looking for a needle in a haystack, it's not in my house. Good morning. This is Kim from Rhode Island. A few years back, I attended in the state sale and thought I was buying a sterling silver tennis bracelet. Turns out it was a platinum diamond bracelet from the 1920s. I had it appraised and it was appraised at $14,600. That was a great find. Yeah. But that's in the state sale. Right. Yeah. But you can find those things, like the long lost painting of some incredible painter that's worth like $100,000. Okay. Nani doesn't have any of that. Okay. Nani probably has, you know, the dogs at the dinner table and black velvet at the poker table. I don't know. I'm finally reached a cigarette smell. Oh, everything stinks. Yeah. Everything for sure. Wow. Good morning, morning people. I have never been to a yard sale. No head. I posted a yard sale, my daughter came to college. She had a few things that needed to get rid of. We didn't have a ton of stuff, just a small amount of stuff. Yeah. And if it was up to me, things would have been given away for pennies. But she took over and ended up walking out of the end with like three and a box. Oh, it's not bad. Yeah. It's a long day for 300 bucks. It's better off just putting it on the sidewalk with a sign that says free. Well, trash, what do you use trash today? Actually, so it wouldn't be until actually next Saturday. That's my thing. So I said to her, listen, my best friend owns a junk removal. He'll do it for free. Yeah. I'll give you money out of my pocket to not have it because it's not going back in the garage. She said that. I don't want it back in the garage. And I said, well, what are we going to do with it? Well, we'll put it on the lawn. People will take it for free. So now we're going to have a lot of stuff on the lawn. That's crazy. Yeah. That's crazy. I mean, he's psycho about his lawn. Like he mosey. He got he he's all about cutting the right angles around. Raccoons are going to start living underneath the chair as it's it's yeah, just get rain. Then if it rains, oh, yeah, on your one for a week, wait, is there rain in the forecast for this weekend? I'm a little bit. Yeah. Oh, I really soaking, stopping wet and there's a smell. Yeah. Oh, God, I am literally on my way to my sister's house with a truck full of stuff for a yard sale for this weekend. Come on out to Spencer. We have furniture, barstools, hutches, kids, things. See you there. Spencer, Bill, do you know where Spencer is? No idea. And I imagine the barstools are selling in Spencer. It's out by like Worcester, I believe. Everything is west of the city. When you don't recognize the name of a town, it's west of Boston, but I want to go on a tour with Billy because he doesn't know where half you didn't know where Bedford was yesterday. No. Like, you don't know where most things are. No. I kind of try to keep to myself. It's like Linfield, Cambridge, Medford, like that's your child's town. Yeah. He knows where the boat is. Yeah. You have Boston Harbor, you have the Charles River, and that's really all you need. Oh, yeah. What a plug for my yard sale. Oh, my God. Hey, it's evil. Everybody better come to my non-yard sale. We're going to be selling lemonade and hot dogs. Oh, there you go. See you there. Now you're paying for hot dogs. Yeah. You're definitely not going to make a profit. That much I know. Oh, man. Okay. Now he's going to have you on the grill making sausages and burgers and everybody. Oh, you don't think Abel's going to bring all their kids into the pool? You can. Who gave him the idea to do hot dogs? Donnie did. She said that you were. She said you were on the grill and that he's going to be making and then we said lemonade stand. He's going to be full of kids just pissing in it. Oh, my God. Yeah, you can't say that word on the radio. It's it's kind of. I don't think the dump button works anymore. Hey, everyone. It is Ryan Seacrest here ready to heat up your summer vacation. Get ready. Things are about to get sizzling at Chumba Casino. Your summer getting a whole lot hotter with a special daily log in bonus waiting just for you. Sign up now for reels of fun and reels of prizes right here at Chumba Casino with yours truly join me at Chumba Casino dot com and dive into a summer of social casino fun sponsored by Chumba Casino. No purchase necessary. 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Happy Labor Day weekend! The Billy & Lisa crew cover a whole bunch of topics during today’s show, and we kicked it all off by talking about Justins yard sale. Then, we announced that the secret sound is back! Justins yard sale spiraled us down into a crazy conversation and people called in for Topic Time to wish Justin luck! Listen to Billy & Lisa Weekdays From 6-10AM on Kiss 108 on the iHeartRadio app!