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Dennis Leary Gets Us Excited For Comics Come Home

We're halfway through the show now! Lisa broke down a new list about the worst celebrities to work with! Weird stories covered a ring found in Hampton, bad uber ratings and a new catch phrase! Denis Leary joined us on the show to give us the details on Comics Come Home! Before we finished up the show, we got Billy all worked up! Listen to Billy & Lisa Weekdays From 6-10AM on Kiss 108 on the iHeartRadio app!  
Duration:
49m
Broadcast on:
29 Aug 2024
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mp3

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Yeah. Okay, it's finally out the list of worst and most annoying celebrities, and, Lisa, you've got the list right in front of you. Well, we've been talking about the number one person on the list for a while now. Wow. Can anyone guess who it is? It's a female. Can I guess? Can I guess? Okay, so- Wait, why don't you run back like the top down? Okay. So these are celebrities that have been voted the rudest, most difficult to work with according to employees and co-stars. So let's start with the bottom of the list. Bill Costa. [laughter] Good guess, but no, it's Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber? What? According to Bill Hader and Jay Fauer from SNL, they said he was the worst guest they've ever worked with, but Bill is saying that it's probably just because Justin was in a bad place when he hosted back in 2013. Okay. Remember that period of time? That was a bad time. That was a bad time. He was climbing trees here. He went to sleep right in the middle of a concert. We were there in the garden. We were. Yeah. So is he number 10? He's number seven. Okay. There's seven on this list that I have. All right. All right. The next one is Bill Murray. Really? Rich, life is called him an Irish drunken bully. Okay. I've heard this about Bill Murray, but I've also heard he's the nicest guy ever. So I guess it depends on what Bill Murray is. Is he still dating police? Oh, right? I don't even know. That was so random. So random. Bill Murray was dating police. I have heard that Justin in public, he's so nice to fans. He famously walks into random bars in New York and just buys everyone drinks and hangs out all the time. Well, that sounds nice. Yeah. I think I think with celebrities, I always get asked this question. I'm sure you guys do. Who's the rootest celebrity? Who's the best celebrity you've ever met? You have to remember that, you know, they're humans too, and they have bad times, bad days for sure, when you catch them, you know. Okay. All right. Ed Norton. He was called by the Marvel president, Kevin. He said he lacks collaborative spirit and he was replaced by Mark Ruffalo. He's a really good actor, but I could see him being a pain in the ass. I don't even know who he is. I have to look him up. All American history acts. Edward Norton, man. He was everyone. You could tell he's one of those like method actors. Intense. Very intense. Very intense. Okay. Okay. Yes. Julia Roberts. Really difficult to work with on the set of hook. Oh, I love the crew. The crew referred to her as Tinker Hill. Oh, she was thinking about how long ago was Hock 30 years ago? Maybe she's changed. I just saw her new movie about the end of the world or something. I was a weird. Netflix. That was really good. Yeah. All right. Number three is Mike Myers. Pat Mahat says he's just a nightmare to work with. He was distant on the set and had a guy who used to hold chocolates for him in a Tupper work container and just follow him around the set. That's just weird, right? It's kind of eccentric. Very eccentric, but weird. All right. Number two is this is okay. We love him. Jimmy Fallon. Really? Jimmy Fallon says he has created a toxic work environment on the Tonight Show. And he has erratic behavior behind the scenes. Wow. I think there are rumors about his behavior. I will say when I interviewed him for comments from home, which we're going to have to did a slurry today. Yeah. Lovely. So lovely. But he did seem drunk. Well, didn't he take off from backstage and come on home and went to Monica's? Yeah. He was late. He was late to get on stage. Yeah. He had to adjust the lineup. Yeah. My best friend was with me and she was like, I think he was very drunk. I think he was too. He went for a couple of pops. Yeah. No, but he was very, very nice. Like, I, yeah. We love Jimmy, though. Hey, this is Jimmy Fallon. You listened to Billy and Lisa in the morning. I kiss one away. Like I said, we've always loved Jimmy Fallon. You know, I've found him to be sweet. Very nice man. Very nice. Okay. And number one. I feel like we need a drum roll here. I don't have the ready. I'm sorry. Anyone. All right. Anyone want to guess who it is. It's a female. When his hands are in the. Can I guess? Only mean one person. Jennifer Lopez. Boom. You are right. Shock. And I am shocked and dismayed by this information. Do they have any examples? Yeah. She just has a bunch of demands when she performed for the World Music Awards in 2010, she requested a custom speedboat, diamond-encrusted headphones, and she wanted a helicopter standing by. If you wanted a chopper. Wanted a chopper. Yeah. Like 24/7. Yeah. This doesn't surprise me. No. Not at all. I mean, not at all. I'm telling you. Like, I had first hand. Well, the interview went great, but I remember you saying she was flanked by about 30 people. She had her makeup people had makeup people. I couldn't believe it. Yeah. Couldn't believe it. Yeah. She has a big entourage and a lot of demands. Yeah. Well, I know when she came to kiss concert, first of all, she was very nice. But when I walked into the dressing room for the interview, like you say, Lee, she had about 20 people in there like doing her hair, doing her makeup, answering the door, answering the phone, just, and it was a tiny little dressing room. Yeah. It's too much. Yeah. But oh, wow. The number one. That's not a good designation to have. How is Kanye not on this list? That's what I'm wondering. You know why? I think he's most of Kanye's people that work with him are like family, like his actual circle. Yeah. This was actually posted this week. It was, it was a thread of famous people's assistants and they were writing like, you know, they're crazy stories of celebrities and Kanye's former assistant chimed in and said one time, Kanye West had me dip a thousand sharpies and liquid rubber because he liked how it felt. Oh, boy. Yeah. I know. I can't count. Yeah. Anyway, good list, Lee's. But coming up next, we do have our weird story segment and an amazing story out of Hampton Beach right there. Right where I am in Salem, New Hampshire, a wedding ring was found and the story behind it is just heart wrenching. We'll talk about it in weird stories next kiss one away, kiss one away. It seems a little weird to me. Oh my God. It's time for weird stories. I'm pretty creepy with a billy and Lisa in the morning. All right. So it's move in week for colleges and that means there's going to be a lot of stirrow drive in say, don'ts. Okay. So the DCR, which is the Department of Conservation and Recreation have put out some funny parodies recently warning people about the idea of sturrowing, trying to get them to know, like, you can't drive a truck that's over height under a bridge. They ignored the signs and they got new arrivals to Boston driving moving trucks under low clearance bridges and they paid the price seriously. Seriously, there's like a hundred signs, ignore them and get a lot of the U-Haul trucks are being driven by students who don't really know much about driving trucks. And their parents. So yeah. But I think they're getting really creative and these are very like Eli Groff. The signs clearly aren't working every year. So they're looking to do things like Instagram videos and reels to try to get kids attention because it's going to happen regardless. It already does. I mean, it already has this week. Yeah. You had a couple last week, I think. This is a cool story. So imagine Hampton Beach, a woman is there with her young children. I think she had two or three kids with her and the process of goofing around in the water on the beach, her wedding ring came off and they looked everywhere. They couldn't find the wedding ring. So then she posted it on the Hampton Beach website. And one of those guys with the metal detectors saw the post when out on the beach found the ring miraculously and there he is right there. And you won't believe it, he drove all the way to upstate New York to bring the woman the ring. I'm just blown away. I am speechless to how kind and selfless he is. He best and nice guy. He was a nice guy. Arthur says he digs up a lot of stuff at the beach and not everything has this happy of an ending. You came to the house. I can show you all sorts of stuff. I found it. You can't find the older. It's a throw when you see the smile. When you see the smile. You know, all that. It's a throw. That's a cool story. Yeah. That is really nice. It's happened before in Hampton. I think a couple of years ago, but yeah, the fact that he drove the rings in New York. That takes some nice people out there. Nice. Yeah. There's some nice people. I hope they at least gave him lunch or something. You know what I mean? Sit down. I'm in a metal detector. Is that going to be me someday? Imagine Lisa Donovan is like jogging the beach and runs into me with my metal detector. I'm your shirt off. Winnie. What have you got? Okay. So you guys remember the two girl, talk to a girl. Oh God. Yeah. Hayley Welsh is her actual name. She apparently has coined another new inappropriate catchphrase. Oh boy. Justin, I have it. I don't know what it is. Justin gave me this story. Billy really wanted to know what it was and I wouldn't tell him, but here you go. This is your piece of advice for me that I've given to Chelsea. Okay. She'll tell me about this guy. And I mean, you just got to give it to her straight rather she wants to hear it or not. What is good for the whole is not always good for the soul. You need to remember that. That's very good advice. That's very good. Thank you. Is that not the best advice you've ever heard? I think I've heard something like that before. It's very true, though. Remember what is good for the whole is not always good for the soul. Okay. Words to live by. By the way, the hot tuba girl just made her first million dollars. Wow. We called it to a. Oh God. That's annoying. She's cleaning up. The very first time we featured her on this show, we said she's going to make at least a million. Not surprised. Good for her. Yeah. Good for her. Lisa, what have you got? All right. So the next time you want to give your Uber driver a bad rating thing twice because an Uber driver in Chicago is facing charges after throwing a brick at someone's house because they gave him a one star review. I was just trying to make it to them all. I was trying to get there within a certain time frame and he had decided to take the longer way to them all. At the end of the day, somebody should have a right to a review. You know, it's opinion based. Like if you have a one star, you have a one star. Wow. That's insane. That's crazy. I actually get a lot of suggestions from our listeners to do topics on Uber driving, Uber drivers, you know, and ratings and things like tips. Good morning. I'm a Uber driver. I have a topic for you guys. Is that possible to talk about the tape that the drivers don't receive? Yeah. I guess that's a big deal. I mean, people don't go in after the ride and not tipping, leaving bad reviews, not, you know, one star, well, tipping on, not tipping on delivery isn't saying to me because they make a lot more. Right. I mean, you should check anyways, but they make a lot more when you're in the car with them. But when you're doing it, I've done Uber Eats when you do actual Uber Eats, it could be like three or four bucks and they want someone to go like, you know, 10, 12 miles and then pick your food up and bring it to you and Uber gets their cut. And then the driver spent more money and gas and time and then you don't give them a tip or you bait them with a tip and then take it away. That's a good way to do that, too. It is winning. Not everybody's good. What is good for the whole? It's not always good for the soul. Hey, um, we're coming up on entertainment and all this week we've been celebrating the songs of summer and actually people have been voting on the songs of summer. Well, coming up in entertainment, we're going to take you back to the song of summer 2005. And it's a good one. That's next. What up Boston? It's Shaboo. And you're waking up with Billy and Lisa in the morning on kiss 108. Yeah. Uh, so that's another example of great classic songwriting. I got the beat to make you booty go. Hmm. Oh, speaking of that last night, I sure was at the garden. There was a woman there celebrating her birthday and she was grinding on that man. She was like getting it. She probably was like in her fifties and she was just. Was it to that song? No. There goes my baby. Yeah. Oh, okay. Speaking of grinding on that man, happy anniversary to Justin and Jen, their anniversary today. Thank you, sir. That's 10 years. That's amazing. That baby goes by fast and we've been together for a lot longer than that, but we got married 10 years ago. Yeah. Happy anniversary to her. Congratulations. Thank you. Justin gets home today. It's show time. All right. All right now. Now the entertainment update with a billy call. Oh, so earlier this morning at 7 10, we gave away another pair of Billy Eilish tickets. We'll do that again tomorrow morning at 7 10. She's coming to the TD garden in October. And apparently, according to ESPN and Adam Shefter, the quarterback has been chosen by your New England Patriots, at least for game one and the starting quarterback, apparently, according to Shefter, will be Jacobi Bursett. No, it's on the Patriots Instagram. I know. I'm just saying I'm a little surprised they're going to put the guy in with the shoulder entry in game one. Well, it's almost like they've forgotten anything they ever knew about football over there. Well, the offensive line is disastrous. Yeah. That should be the main concern, honestly, not even who's the quarterback, because it doesn't matter who the quarterback is. They're going to get crushed. Yeah. So anyway, that's what's going down in Patriots. The comments in this in Instagram post are interesting. Give me one. I miss Bill already. This season going to take years off my life. By the way, something we haven't talked about really quick is Mac Jones is crushing it. Wait, what? I'm not. You haven't heard about this? No, I didn't even hear about it. Oh my God. The coach even took a shot at the Patriots and said, you know, whatever they did to Mac, you know, it's too bad he spent some time up there. Wow. Good for him. Yeah. I mean, he's a backup to Trevor Lawrence. Yeah. But he crushed every single preseason game. Oh, it's preseason. I mean, he's playing against guys to get cut the next day. He's probably not going to play much during the season unless Trevor Lawrence gets hurt. All right. And in case you missed it, Bailey Zappi signed he's on the practice squad for the Kansas City Chiefs. You know what? That's still a six-figure job. Really? So good for him. Pat will have their first game in Cincinnati. It's on to Cincinnati. Yes. September 8th for game one. One o'clock. Is it in Cincinnati? Yeah. Oh. That's a one o'clock. You'll see nothing. They have a lot. They have a lot of one o'clock. Yeah. I think they're going to give the Patriots like a 9 a.m. game. We actually have this guy coming in next Friday. He's a little tease for you guys. I don't know if you know about this. He's a mentalist. He reached out to us. He says that he can predict scores, sports scores. He's coming in the Friday before the first game and he's going to write down what he thinks the score is going to be put in an envelope and then come back on Monday and see if he was right. And what if he's wrong? Do we escort him out of the building or I think we need to talk about that. Yeah. I hope he's wrong. That's coming next week. It's a gamble. As expected, Adam Sandler was on the Kelsey Brothers podcast yesterday. Don't forget Travis Kelsey has a small role in the new Adam Sandler movie and he just can't talk enough Adam Sandler about Taylor Swift. He and his family are in love with Jamie so much to our house since the kids. I think I was shooting like grownups or that's my boy or something in Massachusetts. And we listened to and the kids were little and we were listening to Taylor Swift and listening to every song it was one of the first times that you listened to every song on the record. Like when I was a kid, I think the Beatles you did that with maybe Elton John when you do every tune. Oh, yeah. Taylor, you know, when we start to finish it's not like three hits and you go, all right, let me skip Taylor in our house every tune. They knew every word. Boy, did they like the Taylor Swift, huh? Yeah. Adam shipped her a couple of minutes ago, he's also hinting around that he has reason to believe that Travis Kelsey has already bought the engagement ring. How do you know that Travis Kelsey didn't buy an engagement ring? I don't know. Do you know? Are you going to break some big news here? I'm just saying you said that he didn't buy an engagement ring and I'm just wondering how you had it for me again. It's just a silence, it's a rumor, but I'm putting it in the file from my back with you and Justin. Well, you've gotten till the end of September. And if it's true, if they get engaged by the end of September, I give you 50 and Justin gives you 50. Yep. I'm going to show you the money. Meantime, Edelman and Gronk throwing out the first pitch of the socks came out at Fenway last night. Edelman and Gronk. Look at the size of Gronk and Edelman was a tremendous player and Gronk, look at how big he is. I mean, my god, can you imagine being a defensive back turn to tackle, right? First of all, Edelman's very short. He is. Yeah. Okay. So if he's standing next to anybody, if that anybody looks tall and it's a big guy. Yeah, especially from a distance. But didn't the broadcast booth know that Gronk was a big guy and going into last night's first pitch? Why don't you talk to your friends, Bill? You know, I think I'll give him a call in about five minutes. Tomorrow night, by the way, Edelman has his two sold out shows at the Wilbur Theatre. And those, by the way, sold out in minute, you'll recall months ago. Yeah. We tried to get Edelman on the show and they were like, well, for what? Yeah. The show's sold out in one second. He doesn't need us. Nothing to sell here Netflix confirming that basketball series will happen and it will follow LeBron James, Jimmy Butler, Anthony Edwards, and Jason Tatum. It's called starting five and it premieres October 9th on Netflix. Meantime, Usher. You mentioned Usher a couple of seconds ago, when he had the second of his two shows right here in Boston last night and he brought out Jason Tatum's girlfriend, Ella May. Oh, that's a small potato. Not in Boston. Boy, that Usher's got some interesting costumes for his show. It's a live show on stage. He had a lot of changes. Yeah. Lot. He has like a big red light pimp jacket. Very huggy bear. Yeah. What did you say, man? What? Huggy bear huggy bear. You wouldn't remember huggy bear. I pull up the video. I go look at this video, Billie looks and he goes, is that a huggy bear? What was that show years ago that huggy bear was, yeah, I know we talk about it. The two cops. It was a it was a cop show. Anyway, Lady Gaga joined Bruno Mars on stage. He's got that Vegas resident residency going on. Of course, it was sold out, but Gaga was there. They did die with a smile, keeping mine. No phones are allowed. So what play the studio club? I use this song in my, uh, my post for the anniversary. So mushy. You're so mushy. Oh, he is the mushiest guy I've ever known, but I saw the post. You cry all the time. Yeah. And by the way, huggy bear was in Starsky and hutch. Yes. He was a snitch. Yeah. He was in a formant. Yeah. Well, he was a pimp. He was also an informant for Starsky and hutch. Yeah. There you go. Uh, okay. We've been talking a lot this week about songs of summer. In fact, we're coming up with the 10 biggest songs of summer. I think we're going to record an era special this weekend. And it made Justin and I think of 2005 when Gwen Stefani was named Song of Summer 2005 for Hollaback Girl and we talked backstage at this concert. Well, you know what, Gwen, I want to congratulate you because we have a countdown show that aired this morning that I do every weekend. For the second week in a row, Hollaback Girl is number one on the countdown. It's so incredible. I have to say when I was in the studio with Pharrell and we were writing and we wrote that song. We looked each other like, you've got to be kidding me. Yeah. This is the craziest. Yeah. Well, I'm kind of glad you brought that up because when you really listened to the lyric, like where was this even coming from? I had really finished my album and I went back to New York just like by chance because I figured I didn't really have my attitude song. I kind of, if I was really honest with myself, I didn't have it. So I went back to work with Pharrell again and we wrote three songs in three days and the last song we wrote at like, I don't know, three in the morning keeps getting later in my story. It's okay. Take your time. We wrote, we wrote Hollaback Girl and it was just, I don't know. I don't even know where it came from. God, she was so cool then. Was she still cool? Yeah. But back then even more. We all need an attitude song. Yeah. I think before the new face, she looks way different. A little different. Yeah. It's not good. But she showed up to that kiss concert by the way with a Make-A-Wish patient. That's right. And her wish was to meet Gwen and Gwen brought her to kiss concert with her. Backstage. Yeah. It was really cool. And you know who was really cool last night? Lisa Donovan with her book club event at Joss and Maine in Burlington. Great, great event, Lisa. We were all there in full force thanks to everyone that came out. All the book club members, Joss and Maine 90 plus sellers, dagger wealth management, the marketing team, all you guys, and obviously the book club members and Erin Gates. She's a local interior designer, author, influencer, blogger. She was amazing. And I asked her what her favorite design show is to watch, and she had this to say. I don't watch design shows because I just get really mad. It's not true. Yeah. I mean, the numbers are always like three times smaller than they need to be. The timeline isn't totally impossible. It just like makes my job so hard because they're trying to convince people that you can do a kitchen renovation in six weeks and you cannot. You cannot. Let me tell you. Let me do it in twenty four hours, like that's just not a thing. Like property brothers are liars. Yeah. Yeah. They are. She was very cool. Yeah. No, she was amazing. And then her book that we were talking about, I asked her where has she seen it recently? I want people to read my book, but I also, some people just want to buy it because they think it's pretty and looks nice on their shelf. It's a whole nother market you have to tap into, you know, like where's the coolest place you've seen this book? All the Kardashians have it. No. Yeah. 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No, is that a joke? She performed at the NHL All-Star Game. Oh, that's right. That's right. See, I bring such, okay, Dennis, we had the Tate McCrae hockey thing about 10 weeks ago, but. No, I know. No, no, it's fine. What are you doing, buddy? What are you guys? We're good. So, yeah, we had Cam, Cam Nilly, president of your Boston Bruins on the show last week. Obviously, we look forward to a comics come home every year. All of us in the morning show go every single year and it's coming back November 2nd. Trust me, when I tell you, I've said it before. It's one of the best nights in entertainment you can ever get and it's right here in Boston. It's a blast. It's a blast. Obviously, it's the audience that makes it because it's the Boston comedy audience that comes. But, yeah, it's just, I mean, for a great cause, but just, I mean, how last year even, again, I just laughed so hard sometimes on back things, I can't breathe watching the comedians, man. It's just crazy. Anyway, and this year, just stupid lineup. Yeah. Stupid lineup, you know, I mean, some of the hottest newcomers aren't a guard whose Amazon Prime special went through the roof. This young kid, Alex Flynn, who just did his first Netflix special for the Netflix as a joke festival, who's a local kid. Sam Moro, who was literally one of the hottest comics on the planet. And Lil Rell Howery, who's in like four movies next year and Ronnie Chang, who's just murderous to be funny. Wow. You've got Bill Burr coming back. Bill Burr, by the way, I just want to mention in case people aren't aware of this, this will be your last chance to see Bill for like a year because he is going to be doing Glenn Gary Glenn Ross on Broadway. Whoa. Starting rehearsals right after we've finished Comics Come Home, he starts rehearsals. They debut in the spring at him, Bob Odenkirk, Kieran Colkin, an amazing show that's going to be. And that's a tough show. That's some serious acting. Dude, that's a rough show to do. Forget about it. Anyway, it's going to be a huge Broadway hit, I think. But I'm just mentioning it because you've got to come see Bill now. He's always great, but you're not going to be able to see him for a while. Anyway. Of course, Bobby Kelly, what are we going to say about him? Do you know what I mean? Maybe he doesn't want it. Last year, Billie and I were sitting there watching and we couldn't look at Bill Bobby at one point. We had to look at the floor because we were laughing so hard. We couldn't breathe. Literally couldn't breathe. He's unbelievable, man. He really is. He's just, it's just a killer lineup. I mean, again, you know, every year it's a great show, but this year it's just, you know, these people are going to murder this show. I'm telling you, I'm really, I'm really excited about it. Dennis, don't undercut yourself because one of the best parts of the show every year is when you come out. Well, you host the show, but you've got your band and you open the whole show. And I always wanted to ask you, do you rehearse a lot for that? Yes, we have to, what we do is, I know it's a long story short, but every year we do two live concerts, right? We do Cam's concert at the Garden in Boston. And then usually the weekend before, the weekend after, we do Michael J. Fox's concert for his Parkinson's Foundation in New York, right? So what we have to do is we have to get together a couple of weeks in advance, at least. And we rehearse not only the songs that we're going to sing for Cam's show and Mike's show, like whatever original songs we're doing, and then the ass all song, of course, with intros and outros for the different comedians and whatever bits we're going to do. And if we have a guest musical star, I mean, like last year, we had to, it was great. We had to rehearse with Mark Marin on guitar and Bill Burr playing drums for the finale because that was the first time we had ever done that. Wow. I feel nervous because it's so funny, those guys perform in front of so many people every week. Yeah, yeah. And that's a garden for the can thing, they're performing in front of, you know, 13,000 people. But they were scared. I get it. They were scared about coming out to play music in front of those people. Absolutely. Wow. Yeah, we rehearse a lot with the music beforehand, and if we have a, you know, I guess that's, we love doing that, but it's always, and when we get to Boston again, the night before the show, we have a huge rehearsal space. We rent out. We go through everything. Dennis, when you come back to Boston, you have any favorite places you like to go to? Well, I mean, it depends how much time I have when I come back to that gig. And usually what I do is I leave it up to Paula, Paulina and Kim, and they pick a place because Paulina is all over, like whatever, the great food in Boston. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Oh, my God. She's, she's unbelievable. So what I do is I say, I like, I'll say in advance, like I'm coming in Wednesday night. And you know, we have Wednesday and Thursday night or Wednesday and Friday night. And then I just tell Cam, Cam tells Paulina. She picks the place. There you go. And literally every single time, because Boston is such a great food town. I'm eating something. I'm going like, this is unbelievable. What is it? You know, so I mean, she's just fantastic when it comes to that. Well, speaking of great food town, I think it was last year at comics come home that Jimmy Fallon disappeared for a while and went to the north end to get a bite to eat. Yeah. You always do. Same thing. And by the way, you know, he takes a lot of suggestions from Paulina. Of course. It's like, you know, I mean, Paulina, by the way, she does the, you know, every night, the night before the show and then night out of the show, there's two big meals, you know, for people who are big donors to the foundation. Yeah. So she puts a menu together on Friday night and Saturday night before the show in the garden, which is again, I just came and described to you the food that we eat before the show is insanity in the garden that's awesome. I didn't even know that there's a little behind the scenes right there. She picks out like when like last year, I went to the Bruins game the night before, I think, where the Thursday night before and we, you know, we're sitting in the suite and she goes, listen, this is what we're going to have on Saturday and she'll, she'll name like three different. And you go, Oh my God. And then you get to the garden on Saturday and you're like, this is, we're eating one of the great meals of all time in the garden before, before the show. Wow. That is awesome. It's great. I love it. I love the show. You know, I love the show. Oh, absolutely. By the way, 28 years, 28 years, man, we're two years away from 30. It's great, you know, before I let you go, Dennis, new projects you're working on. Yes, this in December, this thing I did for news series, I did the Netflix called No Good Deed, is debuting. It's me, Ray Romano, Lisa Kudrow, and oh my God, Luke Wilson, Linda Cartelini. Wow. So it's really funny, but it's also very dark. It's a murder mystery comedy. I'm me and Ray are brothers, which is the first time we've never actually acted live in a movie. Yeah, yeah. The Ice Age movie. But so that one's really, really good, really funny, and in January I have a new series for Fox called Going Dutch, which is just an out and out comedy. And then I just finished another really dark, crazy Christmas comedy with me and Michelle Pfeiffer. That's a movie that will come out next Thanksgiving, not this one, but a year from now. Okay, Dennis, I got to ask you, okay, you're already one of the coolest friends I have, but in No Good Deed, please tell me you have a death scene. Oh, I can't give it away. Oh, God, that would make you even cooler if you die in a movie. Okay, I can't give it away, but it's oh my God, I can't try. Do you know something? Did you read that? No, I know nothing. Oh, okay. So listen, people get killed in this. Again, I said it's a comedy murder mystery. So people get killed. So I will say this. Some people get killed and don't come back and other people get killed and survive. Oh, I don't know which is worse. Yeah, I know, and I'm if me and Ray play and brothers were both, of course, Ray is supposed to be a good guy and I'm supposed to be the bad guy, but that's you find out as you watch who, who's who really, but yeah, there are a few people that get killed in that. There you go. Well, Dennis, Dennis Infamy was in one of the best Christmas movies of all time, The Reth all right, this thing with Michelle Feiffer, first of all, I signed up because I've never worked with Michelle Feiffer, who signed up for Michelle Feiffer, right? And also, Michelle Feiffer in a comedy like, you know, she's done some great comedy work over the years, which gets overlooked and dramatic work, so the chance to do a black Christmas comedy with her, yeah, and I got to tell you, it's a funny movie, but man, she is fall down, laughs out loud, funny from the beginning of this, we play these empty Nestor parents and our, you know, our kids are not the greatest or adult and they all come home with all their problems and we're not happy about it. Ah, you've been listening to the one and only Dennis Larry, who's coming home for comics come home, 28th annual show November 2nd and tickets are on sale right now. Just go to the Cam Nilly Foundation, is that the place to go, Dennis? Yes, and Ticketmaster, go directly to Ticketmaster, but trust me, it sells out every year and we'll be back there again. Can't wait to see you, Dennis. I can't wait to see you guys. All right, we'll see you buddy. All right, we'll wrap up the show. Bye. It's 108, love Dennis. We're all a little tired today. We had a big night out last night for Lisa's book club at Johnson, Maine. It was an amazing event. Congratulations, Lisa. Yeah. Got out to everybody that came out finally made it to a Lisa book club event. Wow, you guys put on a great show. It was a great evening, but my biggest complaint was I dreamt about pillows and duvets. And how to hang drapes all night long. I'm exhausted. Yeah. Really, too. He was shopping around pillows. Oh, that was like porn for him. Oh, god. No, he couldn't even pay attention. Yeah. He was wandering around. Yeah, it's funny you say that because, you know, you talk to everybody because our listeners are so nice and your whole conversation and all the time I'm trying to listen to what they're saying. Yeah. But I keep darting around looking. Oh, did I look in this corner? Oh, I didn't see that chair. Justin, you got out of the box. You got to go to the out of the box section. Great deals. No, that's insane. The deals in the out of box segment away in the back of the store. Yeah. So amazing event, Lisa. When's the next one? It is September 25th with Hank Philip E. Ryan. Yeah. Help me. Hank. And so if you'd ever been to a book club event, it really is a great time. Yeah. Congrats to you. And also congrats to listener Caitlin. She wants some Billie Eilish tickets. Good morning. I'm calling from Bedford, math. Here it is. Beautiful, beautiful Bedford. I have no idea where it is. Route 2. Oh, it's in the Route 2 corridor, as they call it. Sure. I'm not from here. I just took it. She's like, just give me my Billie Eilish tickets. All right. I got no time for this. We had a great topic today. The Venmo mom. This is a woman that posted a video saying she doesn't want to go to the PTA meetings. She doesn't want to volunteer. She just wants to send money. And that's it. She's done. I volunteered one time at my daughter's school. One time she's my only kid. I thought I'd go to a Valentine's Day party. I had no idea I was going to have to wrangle a bunch of other six-year-olds. Absolutely not. Never again. I will give you whatever money you want. I do enough at home. I love my child, but I do enough at home. I'm not coming in and cutting out hearts with your game. Okay. Here's my money. Yeah. It's pretty simple. Yeah. That was a good topic. Good calls. A lot of good talkbacks. And then we also had a list of the worst celebrities to work with. This was, you know, other celebrities. That was an interesting one. Good morning, all. This is Natalie in Boston and I had worked for a entertainment reporter in Boston a while back. I don't want to say her name in case she doesn't want me to say this little piece of information. But when I asked her who was the rudest celebrity, she had ever interviewed and she interviewed them all. She said, Julia Roberts is really confirmation on that one. Thanks, guys. Yeah. Julia Roberts was on the list. She was high up on the list. I was never have seen that. It's always the sweetheart. It's like Ellen. Yeah. You know, Ellen was a sweetheart. Everyone loved her. Turns out monster. Rosie O'Donnell. Same thing. Yeah. Same thing. Crazy. Being a sweetheart doesn't necessarily make you a nice person. Right? You don't have to worry about that. No. Not one bit. You are who you are. And finally, we just had Dennis Laryon talk about comics come home, come into the TV garden November 2nd. Tickets are on sale right now and we love Dennis. I am so happy that Dennis Lary is on. I just want to say it is 2024 and I am still hot for Lary. All right. It's Q20 and we're back with Villy and Lisa in the morning. Hey, Justin, people have a lot to talk about this morning. Let's get to some talkbacks. There's been some concerns about the show this morning. Oh, boy. I know we're a little tired, but I don't know what's going on. Good morning, Justin. And crew, this is Lauren from Portsmouth, New Hampshire. I rely on the podcasts to listen to the replay because I'm not always up first thing in the morning. Does anyone know why the podcast is playing so slow? You all sound drunk, I've tried reaching out to iHeart. I don't know what else to do, but it's really messing with my vibe. It's been a rough show for Billy. Good morning. It's going to be cloudy. We'll get some showers today, probably this morning, mostly though, in the southeast. High is just about 50 degrees today. It's not just you. It's really had a rough night. Okay. Can I please explain what the real issue is? What is the real issue? So this happens often working from home? Nope. Justin and I get these GMs all the time. I will explain it one more time. I've explained it 87 times, but I'll explain it every time. If you're looking at your podcast screen, you're on your phone on the right hand sign in the middle of it, there's a little speed thing. So it says one times two times point five. So if you hit that by accident, you're slowing the speed or making the speed go like faster. So you need to be on point on the one X. Why wouldn't it automatically be on that since no one wants to hear it. It's her fault. She is the one pressing the button by accident. Well, it's sometimes it just happens. I don't know. They hit the button wrong or something, but sometimes it defaults to that and we either sound slowed down or sped up. Yeah. I know what you're going to do now. No, I won't. You'll play the sped up version of me. No. I won't do that. It's not my fault. No. No, it's nobody. Does that always sound like this morning? No, it's literally her issue like I'm blaming her because it's true. She's not the first person because it's Billy. I do it sometimes. If you hit your phone and you hit it now, Bill is going to get mad. Oh, yeah. Now he's on that. It comes mad Billy. I can't be mad in this voice. It's not possible. Always comes back to me. Yeah. It's very easy to do. It's not, you know, but it's easy to do. I don't even know. I don't even know how to find the podcast, but that's the thing that people don't know. Do you see that two X right there? Where? Right there. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So you just change it to one X and that's the speed that you shouldn't have to change it. It should automatically come up. But sometimes you hit something. I like it. That's really doesn't have to be this long of a distance. Oh, he's so he's so worried just about it left hand screen. That's all. Or it's just people with fat fingers. Okay. Well, someone has fat fingers. I don't appreciate the attitude. All right. Let's move from negativity to positivity. Today is my wedding anniversary. Oh, happy anniversary to my wife, Jen. I love her. Happy anniversary to Justin and Jen. We love your story from working as friendly to nursing to being on the radio. We love your story so much. We love love. Have a great day, guys. I love you too. Thank you. And you went the whole show without letting us know you went to Rupert for your anniversary chat. I mean, I try my best. Oh, because I was going to say, what are you getting, Jen, for her anniversary to? Yeah. I'm not going to just give her a Venmo. I'm going to do something nice and heartfelt and special. All right. Good. And thank you to that listener too. I really appreciate that. I always like to say that, you know, people think it's cool that I work on the radio, especially with my past. But I think it's cooler that, you know, my wife who basically dropped out in the seventh grade was able to get clean and go back to nursing school and become a nurse. So when people say to me, I can't do nursing school, it's too hard. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Really. And then she ended up getting a job in the detox that she used to go to when she was in active addiction. Like that's pretty cool. It is very cool. Yeah. Absolutely. You know, and then, you know, we both worked our friendlies. It is what it is. You know, you could just put a brand new bow around the same old thing. Shut up, Bill. It's going on, y'all. This is Post Malone. Wake up. We're back with Billy and Lisa in the morning. Cast 108 Boston's number one hit music station. Hey, we only have a couple of minutes left. But Lisa, remember the other day I was telling you, I've got this new thing going on in my life. I don't know how to fix it. I don't know how to get rid of it. I have these soundtracks running in my head all night while I'm dead asleep. Yes. You were listening to Journey the other night. Don't stop believing. I didn't choose that song. It just happened to be the song that was playing right through the night, even when I'm dead asleep, right? It happened again last night. New song? New song. Jack Harlow, loving on me. Oh. Whips and chains. And I'm thinking, when I woke up this morning, I'm in the shower and I'm thinking, what if I'm actually singing along and I don't realize it and Michelle's lying next to me and I'm singing about whips and chains and she's like, what on earth are you doing? Maybe she's on y'all. Now, that's the party right there. Yeah. Going into Labor Day weekend. Yeah. Once the whips and chains come out, it is a party. It's party time. Show time. Yeah. You know that song samples a 90 song? Yes. It says a guy named Cadillac Dale. He kind of had a rough, rough thing happening in his career, but he had a song called Whatever. He was on the rise in the 90s from Detroit. It was this song. And do whatever whatever you want to do. I am on it. I'm going to wait for it. It comes to hurting you. No. I don't like no whips and chains. There we are. Yeah. But you can whip your love it on me. Yup, babe. So he took that and it became this. I know whips and chains and chains. You know what we just did? It took you behind the music. You got that right. You got that right. Like VH1 in this bitch. You love it. for your anniversary tonight. Oh, break it out. Let's go, baby. Oh, yeah. Lisa, you missed a conversation off there. Okay. Be happy you did. That is not for the air. I'm sad I was there for it. That is not for the air. It's available because Winnie taped it. No, you actually do have it. I do have it on tape. I'll show Lisa. Do not share that. Anyway, we got to go. Listen, uh, tomorrow morning, by the way, happy anniversary. Thank you. Tomorrow morning, seven, 10 with a Billy Eilish tickets. And I want to send word out right now to you, Winnie. And you producer Riley tomorrow kicks off the Labor Day weekend on the Billy and Lisa morning show. I'm expecting barbecue. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm just saying. Okay. You want barbecue and a glizzy? Yes. Okay. I'll get with producer Riley. We'll set up a bar at breakfast barbecue. See now you think I'm kidding. Let's celebrate Labor Day weekend. One bite of steak and then walk around the office. Oh, we got barbecue. We got barbecue today. And he has two bites of it. Well, then you take it all home. Yeah, kick off your labor that we can bring barbecue today being barbecue. And he has one piece of something. Riley. We're getting barbecue for the Labor Day weekend show barbecue. And he likes it. Oh, yeah. Oh, those are looking good. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, don't flip them too often now. You don't want to lose your juices. Yeah. Mighty McCabe up next coming right to you right now. Hey, everyone. 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