Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show
Episode 18: Amber Jones
(upbeat music) - I got the whiskey. - Let me have a drink here, whiskey. - Gotta get out of here. (upbeat music) - My name's Ken and I clean Willie Nelson's under hole. - Under hole? (upbeat music) - I know you don't agree, but I think he's the king of country. - Get the fuck out of here. (laughing) - Get out of my studio. - I'm scared. - No, hell no. (upbeat music) - From the Ramona Radio Studios, it's the Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show. (upbeat music) - All right, happy Sunday everybody. We're here, Ramona Radio Outlaw Country Show. With me as always, sweet curbs. - Hey, hey. - And I always, always, also, never forget. - Never forget. - Eric, go for it. - Hi Travis. - Hi. - Hi Kirby. - Hello. - What's happening? - Oh my God, dude, so we've got the coolest, probably the most badass chick guest today on our show. She's pretty rad. Miss Amber Jones. If you don't know who Amber Jones is, she's the H-L-I-C over at Josie's hideout. What is H-L-I's? Hot lady in charge. - Hot lady, oh. (laughing) - How are you? - Yes, I'm just great to be here. (laughing) - Wait, I've known her for a week now? - Yeah, we've been friends. (laughing) - I don't know. (laughing) I've known you for what, probably about a year now, we've been playing there. - No longer than that. - Over a year? - Probably like two or three years, at least. - It's the wisdom. - It goes by so fast. - You know when I am, Jake. Good goin' there. - You just started, so this is not promising. - It's been four years, holy shit. - Yeah, you've been playing out there, like you were one of our first studies. - Yes, because we met Laura before COVID, and that's how we found out that Amber was plugged in at the hideout. - I know, funny story, we met your mom, Laura Brownwood, and she's actually amazingly enough. Good friends with my stepmom. - Oh wow. - Like they're like, good friends. They've been friends a long time. - Oh really? - Yeah. - Oh my gosh. - She's a Ross, that's wild. - Well no, she's not a Ross, or sister. - Oh, okay, wow. Yeah, so I remember that. She said, you guys should go out to Josie's play out there. And we're like, yeah, I'm gonna go check it out. I've been there before, before it was Josie's. It used to be called the hideout. - Just the hideout. - Just the hideout, yeah. That's a cool spot. I gotta tell you, my favorite place to play. - Thank you. - That's the coolest stage. - Best stage, yeah. Backdrop, American flag. - I love the best out of American flag. Yeah, if you haven't been to Josie's hideout, go check it out. It's a badass bar. Bike bar. (laughing) - So tell us a little bit about yourself, Amber? - Well, a little bit about myself. This is Outlaw Country, so let's just, you know, I thought about what I'd share. Like, do I set up my street cred for Outlawness, or, so I'll just tell you this. - Well, you got the Willie Nelson shirt on. So you're 90% of the way there. - Dig in the shirt. - And you all know this, 'cause you're friends with my mom, but she's gonna love, I married a single dad, so I didn't name the first kid. But my first born is Jones. - Ace Jones. - Very, very country, right there. - I can already tell I have a gambling and drinking coffee. (laughing) - Don't we all know? - And then I thought, like, I had another boy coming. Two years later, I'm like, how do you top Ace? And I was looking into Johnny Cash to you. Cash Jones, right? - Cash Jones. - Cash Jones. - Oh, that's awesome. - And then five years later, whoops. We have another boy. Okay, I've got an Ace and a Cash, and I was listening to a Whelan Jennings songs, "Shooter's Theme," which is a great song because it's all about, you know, being a grown up, always staying childlike and enjoying life and being like in the moment. And I'm like, "Shooter." So now I have an Ace Cash and shooter. - Ace Cash and shooter. - Jones. - That's like Jones. - That's awesome. - Yeah. - And they play football. - And I'm on that. - They're on sports and stuff, yeah. - Cash Jones in the infield. (laughing) - 20, 20, 20, 22, go Bulldogs. - I just, it just dawned on me. My son played football, and now I know where the cash, he was, that kid can play. - He can. - He played quarterback, right? - Now Cash was just the running back. - Running back, yes, and he was a hell of a running back. - He what? Number 23, took it over from Shawn. Oh, now I forgot Shawn's lesson. (laughing) But they were great running backs, and then Ace was a wide receiver, so, yeah. - Very cool. - We got strong, we're a man of roots here. - Right on. - That's awesome. - Yeah, that's awesome. God bless remote. - And very American, very, very outlaw names. - Yeah, right. - Yeah. - Do any of them play music or anything? - Shooter, I like to play with the local musicians for a while. Actually, my oldest plays guitar and his wife is an incredible piano player, so. - Oh, they live in Ramallah. - They're up in Julian. - Oh, really? - Just had a baby. - Oh, congratulations. - Oh, congratulations, huh. - Very cool, very cool. So, do you ride motorist Harley's? - Did you nautilus podcast? I did commit on that one that I was going to learn, but no, we're dirt bike people. - Oh, okay. - So, I knew nothing about the motorcycle community when I got involved. Long story short, hired me on to do like events. We never really got around to that, and that was in 2019. And then March of 2020, or February of 2020, well, we all know what was coming down the pipeline, and that's how I became part ownership of the place, is we're like, what do we do? I said, let's keep it open. Let's plant a flag and stay open. - Right on. - And we did? - And turned it into a club. - No. - Oh, paper. - It's our constitutional right to stay open. - I agree, there you go. - So, I believe in the Constitution and. - That's what a lot of the restaurants in town were doing, we're like, we're not a restaurant anymore, we're just a club. We're a private club. - Here's one of my favorite things about Josie's, though, is if you go right when they open, everyone comes outside, they raise the flag, and they play the national anthem, and it's so cool. - They do the Pledge of Allegiance, too, right? - Yeah, sometimes, yeah, we go back and forth, but yeah, in most events that we do, we will do like a special 11 o'clock national anthem out on the main stage. The main stage, we want the main stage in Ramona, but the main stage at Josie's side out. - The main stage. - The best stage. - The best, main stage, the best. - The flag stage. (laughing) - All right, so obviously you're in the outlaw country. What's your coke? - Well, you know, I thought about this a lot. I'm a huge John Prine fan. I think he describes the micro-moments of life. - Yeah. - You know, some of the other outlaw country, it's like, I've always kind of an outlaw. I want to live that. It's all appealed to me, but John Prine just, he just describes like everyday life in such a poetic way. - Yeah, he's just a pretty detailed story, so. - You know what's funny, too? And that's why I love being in this musical community. Until I met you and went out and started listening to music, I had no idea who John Prine was. And someone's saying Chloe's band, her and Alec, Big Door Prize, what is that song? I loved it. - She don't like it for me, it's all ready. - Oh, yeah, oh yeah. - And then I found out he wrote Angel from Montgomery, which is an amazing song. - Yeah. - I like John Prine, too. - Yeah, it's a storyteller. Tom T. Hall. - Yeah. - But, you know, the classics. Whalen, Hank. - Yeah. - Merle. - Merle. Whalen, Hank. - Merle. - Yeah. - The outlaws. - The drill outlaws. - Yeah. - Willy. I see you like Willy and you got a shirt on. - I got a Willy shirt on. Seeing him a few times. Seeing Johnny Cash. You never know on him, or at least. - I've seen Willy. I haven't seen Johnny Cash or any of the others. - No, I got to catch Hank Williams Jr. a couple years ago down at VA House. That was awesome. And I got to catch David Allen code, too. - Oh, me, too. - Yeah, at the main stage here in Ramona. - I was there. I was in the booth on the left-hand side. - Oh, you were there? I was right there. I was like three feet away from him. I was sitting that booth, did you sit with us? - I don't know. I was in traffic. - Sweat on me. Sweat on me. - He doesn't remember much about that note. - No, that was like 2017. - That was there? - Yeah, but I definitely didn't know you then. Because I wasn't really, I mean, I was playing, but not very much. That was before Dirty Confetti. That was when we were in that band chasing the sun. - I have a picture of somebody came and sat with us, because we had some extra seats at our booth. Albert Lewis was with us, you know, him from his music, and somebody wanted to be close at our booth. It was awesome. David Allen. - Oh, me too. That was like my bucket list. I wanted to catch him before, you know. He's getting stuff. And then I caught Hank Williams Jr. a couple years after that. - Does Hank Williams Jr. still tour or no? - He only does 12 shows a year. - Okay. - So once a month, he'll play somewhere. But he plays it via us. That was the one that he did. It was a pretty good show. It's pretty cool the way he does it. He'll play like the full band, like for like, I don't know, like an hour or so or whatever. And then the band will go off the stage and he'll just sit there by himself with an acoustic guitar. - Yeah. - And he does like medallies of like a bunch of songs. Like it's crazy. That's what kind of what David Allen code is, like he just kind of mixes songs together. And it's not really like one steady song, you know, just kind of blend the moon. I was pretty impressed with that. How he can remember like how to, you know, it's crazy. - Transition. - Yeah. - And they do like flawless transitions. It's like crazy. - I think it'd be fun to hang out with the Williams family. - Yeah. - Like all of them. - Yeah. - They were all still alive. And like Holly Williams, have you heard her voice? - Yeah. - Amazing. - Yeah. - I'm not a fan of the younger one. What's his name? - No, I like me. I like, I love hang three. The other one, Sam. Sam Williams, the younger one. - Oh, I'm a fan. - Yeah. He's got really a kind of a higher, higher, uppity kind of voice. But shoot, let's listen to some, what would you like to listen to, Amber? - The pilgrim by Chris Christofferson. Or John Bryan. - The pilgrim? - I just threw that. - Throw me off the game. The pilgrim by Chris Christofferson. - All right. - All right, here we go. - Oh, I'm a fan of the other. - Oh, I'm a fan of the other. - Oh, I'm a fan of the other. - Oh, I'm a fan of the other. - Oh, I'm a fan of the other. When I was a young girl, well, I had me a cowboy. He weren't much to look at, just a free, random man, but that was a long time, and no matter how I tried, the years just blow by, like I'm broken down down. - Make me an angel, the slice from the government, make me a poster of an old rodeo, just give me one thing that I can hold on to, to believe in this living is just a hard way to go. - There's flies in the kitchen, I can hear them there buzzing, and I ain't done nothing since I woke up today, out of hell got a person, gonna work in the morning, and come home and they ain't done, and have nothing to say, make me an angel, the slice from the government - Make me a poster of an old rodeo, just give me one thing that I can hold on to, to believe in this living is just a hard way to go. I remember the year the Clayton Delaney died, they said for the last two weeks that he suffered and cried, it made a big impression on me, although I was a barefoot kid, they said he got religion at the end, and I'm glad that he did. Clayton was the best guitar picker in our town, I thought he was a hero, and I used to follow Clayton around, I all been wondered why Clayton, who seemed so good to me, never took his guitar and made it down in Tennessee, well daddy said he drank a lot, but I could never understand, I knew he used to think I'd been on how when the five be spent, and Clayton used to tell me son you better put that old guitar away, ain't no money in it, you took an early grade, I guess if I'd admit it, Clayton taught me how to drink booze, I can see him half stone to pick enough to love sick glue. When Clayton died I made him a promise, I was gonna carry on somehow, I'd give a hundred dollars if he could only see me now, I remember the year that Clayton the Laney died, nobody ever knew it, but I went out in the woods and I cried, while I know there's a lot of big creatures that know a lot more than I do, but it could be that the good Lord likes a little dick into me, yeah I remember the year that Clayton the Laney died. When I was a young kid, my papa said to me, "You better get off your ass and go make your right living, hard work in hard times, you can count on all that, you're gonna fall off your horse, you're gonna knock yourself flat, you're gonna raise up a friend, you're gonna raise up your kids, you're gonna marry the one you lost, you won't do what in the hell you did, and the winds are gonna blow, and the oak trees are cracked, and the sound of your soul will come where it's not back, but you can't praise the Lord, 'cause you've got it real good, the same thing in these life is gonna knock you all around, you better get back up, better brush yourself right off, better try a little harder, 'cause there's no place to get off, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, you better watch out for pills, the pain hurts, but it don't kill, you might drink to forget, but you find it's hard to quench, you better work on true love, you better work on one yourself, you're gonna work so damn hard, but you forget about all else, gonna be a thing you did, wish you never had done, gonna be times you gotta stay, when you wish you could run, gonna be a knock and let your doors end up banging on your floors, and grinding on your mind so much you just can't take no more, but you can't praise the Lord, 'cause you've got it real good, the same thing in these life is gonna knock you all around, you better get back up, ♪ You better brush yourself right off ♪ ♪ You better try a little harder ♪ ♪ 'Cause there's no place to get off ♪ ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, ♪ La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la ♪ ♪ And there ain't no excuse for lying ♪ ♪ You're either moving or you're dying ♪ ♪ Live good or you die trying my girl ♪ ♪ There ain't no time for crying ♪ ♪ And there ain't no excuse for lying ♪ ♪ Read the moving, oh you died ♪ ♪ Live good 'til you died ♪ ♪ Tryin' my boy, there ain't no time for crying ♪ (vocalizing) ♪ La-da-da, la-da-da-da ♪ ♪ La-da-da-da, la-da-da ♪ ♪ La-da-da, la-da-da ♪ ♪ La-da-da-da, la-da-da ♪ ♪ La-da-da, la-da-da ♪ ♪ La-da-da-da, la-da-da ♪ ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ ♪ La-da-da, la-da-da ♪ ♪ La-da-da, la-da-da ♪ ♪ La-da-da, la-da-da ♪ ♪ La-da-da, la-da-da ♪ ♪ La-da-da-da, la-da-da ♪ ♪ La-da-da-da, la-da-da ♪ ♪ La-da-da-da, la-da-da ♪ - All right, we're back. We're hangin' out with Amber Jones. I'm Josie's hideout. I'm gonna give a shout-out to a sponsor. Good ol' Dean. Amber, have you happen to have any, uh, Dean's all barbecue yet? - I know, but my mouth is watering after that podcast with him. - Oh, man. Okay. - I need to get on the text list. - You're gonna definitely have to try that. He does all kinds of stuff. - So good. And most of his, um, meat is like stuff that he's gone out to Texas and brought back himself. - Yeah. - So good. - He's a hunter. - (laughs) - He's a dead deer hanger from the burned? - Yeah, he's a hunter. Man, and this stuff is so good. - He's the guy you'll see drivein' through town with four hogs strapped to the front of his truck. - Right. (laughs) - Only a moon on that. Well, that's like, the gym I used to go to was in the same parking lot as bishers, and I can't tell you how many times we'd go for a run and we'd come back and there's just a big truck coming in with just a cow like hanging from the top. - Oh, wow. - Like going into the parking lot to be processed. And we're like, hmm. - Well, if you ever want to do any events or anything like that, give 'em a call, eight, five, eight, three, five, four, seven, seven, one, two, and book your event. He does all kinds of stuff, wedding divorces, all kinds of stuff. (laughs) You know, you have a barbecue. You have a party at your house. You don't want a party with salads. You gotta have the meat. So, and he's got it. - No good story started with. Well, I had a salad last night. - Yeah. Well, we started on this. - Me and my besties were having a salad. We got so rowdy. - That's the best part about his merch. - We got so rowdy. - Nobody makes friends with salad. - I know. - Right. (laughs) - I've got on the stop. I wore that. - Maybe not at home. - To the airport. And like two or three people were like, oh my God, I like your sweatshirt. That's funny. - Carnivore. (laughs) - Yeah. Oh my God. - All of those carnivores out there? No. (laughs) All right. So tell us a little bit about Josie's. How did that come to be from the hideout to Josie's hideout? - Okay. Well, originally the hideout used to be like a, like a mark, like kind of a general store in Hinshaw, Lake Hinshaw used to come all the way up to that circle lane. Or, you know, circle right there at the front if you haven't seen it. - Really? The lake was that big? - The lake used to be. Yeah. - Oh, wow. - And you could like fish from there, you buy your bake, you know, some whiskey and- - From like the little loop, right? - From the little loop. It used to be. - Whoa. - Allegedly, I don't know. Allegedly. (laughs) - You don't want to get sued. No, I'm just kidding. (laughs) Allegedly. - Google Earth don't go back that far in time. (laughs) - I don't think it goes back there. Yeah. So that, I mean, and then, I mean, I don't have all the facts but who wants to let the truth get in the way of a good story. So, and then it was turned into a bar, at what point I'm not really sure. And then, oh gosh, it's been seven years now. It was purchased, partner, and he turned, he did all the remodeling and it reopened in 2019. It takes a while to do anything in California, but we've got a full liquor license. So it had been a biker bar, it was very rough and tumble sort of thing and we spic and spammed it up. And it reopened September 11th, 2019 and then it kind of, it just kind of, it was just kind of limping along and when we locked down, starting a pipeline is when I got really involved. And we decided like, hey, let's plant our flag and let's let people decide whether they want to come. It's all about personal choice. - Yeah. - It's America. - Build it and they will come. - Yeah. - Open it and they will come. - And they did date. - A lot of people. - A lot of people, yeah. - Like I said, that's what people wanted though, like no one wanted to stay home. They wanted somewhere where they could go and do something fun. - Yeah. - Yeah, it was amazing. I mean, people would show up from L.A. and they would walk in the door and they hadn't seen a face in forever and here we all are. We're like, hi, welcome. And people would like literally be sobbing. They would be like, I saw that, saw you guys on face, saw you on Instagram and they would just, we'd give them hugs. We're like, come here. Let's hug. - Bring it in. - Yeah. - Yeah. - You know, we might be running out of food, but I got a hug for you. - No. - So it was. - Yeah. - I do appreciate that a lot. I said I had been to the hideout before they didn't have like that backstage or anything. It was just like that little restaurant, just the restaurant area or the bar area now. But I remember going out there, riding out with my dad, just going there to get food and then leaving. Like it wasn't anything fun or no music. - Yeah, we added the stage and the music. Yeah. I mean, I get to book bands and I am so lucky with the incredible talent that we have within San Diego and the support that we've gotten from the music community, like Craig Fisher from Farm Truck. He sat down one day, he's like, okay, this person, this person, that person. You guys started playing out there and just, you know, people like to play out there. It's a great stage and the crowd's great. - It's really good. I love the crowd because it's awesome. Like you'll get like a group of, you know, bikers coming in and they'll sit and hang out, have a good time. And then it's like weird because they'll leave and then like two seconds later, another group will come. So it's like almost like a revolving crowd, like you're playing for somebody new. So if you like repeat a song or something, nobody will know. We don't ever repeat songs, but you know, I know bands that do that sometimes. - And I love when the, when we get the, I mean, obviously you want to play some of the classics of the outlaw country or whatever your genre is, but I love it when people debut like originals. - No, yeah, yeah. - I mean, that's huge because I come, you know, I love live music. I love going to it and, you know, when you hear that before the first, that's, you know, - I love it. - I love it. - I love it. - So how does it work with the rides that you guys sponsor? Do you guys sponsor the rides? Like you got a ride coming up the autism? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I mean, our community is the biker community. If you don't know it, it is one of the biggest givebacks. They are always lending a hand. So for the past three years, we've only hosted, we only host one ourselves. Like we're the location. So if anyone wants to do a fundraiser or anything like that, they're welcome to come out and we'll hope, you know, we'll be the location. So we started right out to the hideout for autism and three years ago, remember the year. Rocky is really the brainchild. She's our manager out there and she's amazing if you haven't met her. - Oh, yeah. - Love you, Rocky. - Yeah. - And her son is on the spectrum. And so when we started thinking about, well, what can we do in our community? And it started off just a couple local schools and we decided to create, we went to the teachers and said, "Hey, what do you need?" And they said, "Sensory bags." And I'm not the expert on this. So into that too far, but the first year, we raised enough money and the numbers we had were like 67 kids. So we made 67 amazing sensory bags. All of our nonprofit work goes through the American Legion up in Julian, post 4, 6, 8. - Oh, that works. - So yeah. So everything's like 30519, it's a nonprofit. And so they're a big part of our community. So everything goes through that. And the local community just steps up and gives us prizes and raffle items and auction items. And last year, we did 147 bags. - Oh my gosh. - Wow. - And this year, there's a request for bags. - Wow. - Which is scary. - Holy cow. - Yeah. - And when is this? - September 14th. - Okay. - It's going to be awesome. It is family friendly. So everyone in Ramona's invited, Julian, Warner Springs. - Well, that's the other thing. It's not just Santa Isabel or people in that community, it's kind of as far reaching now. - Oh, yeah. - We donate to Ramona's, one school in Ramona, Julian Elementary and Warner Springs. - Oh, okay. - Yeah. So, and we've got great, you know. A local guy here in Ramona does jumpy houses. I don't speak Spanish, but pure co? - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. So he donates the jumpy house every year, which is awesome. We got like a meat pack from Don's Market. - Oh, yeah. - Great. - So really stuff. Lots of stuff for kids. So it is a very kid friendly. Sarah Jade's plating. - Okay. - You don't hear her last name is Ross or? - Is she Ross too? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. We were hanging out at Palma one time and she was playing there and her whole family was there and they're all Ross's. So I was there and Ian was there too. - Oh my gosh. - And Ian and his dad was there and his cousin was there. So there was like a family reunion. - It was a whole room of Ross's. It was amazing. I'm a shit spot to go down. We got it. - I know, I always thought I had a common lost name. I guess not as common as Ross. - Probably second only to Jones. - I mean, that's weird. I've never been in a room with so many Ross's that we weren't actually a family or anything. - Allegedly. - Somewhere you are. - Somewhere you are. - Who knows? We all go back somewhere. It's Scottish. So I don't know. - One of your great, great second, great third, great fifth great grandfathers were a Mormon probably and just like. - Oh. - Spread it. Spread it. Spread it. Spread it. I don't know. - Spread it. - Spread it. - Spread it. - Spread it. - I know. - Oh, yeah. So you are really related. That's weird. - Yeah, we are. I didn't even think about that. We're all. - You know, my last name is Goforth. - Yeah. - And you know, it's notorious about Goforth across the country. - I've never heard of it. - I've never heard of it. - Well, I was going to say people always think you're. - Yeah. - My dad was a plumber. There's a Goforth in town. Who's a plumber? - Well, that's how I remember meeting you. - Well, that's how I remember meeting you. - Yeah. - As you came to Josie, not Josie's. I'm sorry. - I do, heroes, and did your whole spiel before we knew you. And you're like, no, I am not related to the plumbers, like it's separate, but there's no affiliation. - Go forth plumbing. No. This is not an ad-read. (laughter) - Free advertising. - Yeah, all right. So what other rides are coming up? - So our next, we have backed back rides. So actually September 21st in collaboration with Tulane Life, we are doing a ride out to the hideout for military appreciation. - Okay. - Big part of our community out there is active duty and veterans. So we wanted to do something for that community. And it's really an awareness event. So if you're in the military, retired, or active, we're going to have nonprofits. We have quite a few that have signed up. We have the Recon Sniper Foundation. We have Warrior's Choice. We have Warfighter Made. We have Seal Future Foundation. We have some smaller ones that do amazing things. So it's really a lot of awareness, like what services are out there. And these are kind of the smaller ones. I call it actionable recovery. So that just do cool shit, like Warfighter, like they may off-road vehicles for like the Baja 1000. If you're catastrophically injured, they're going to put you in a vehicle and you're going to do adrenaline. - Oh, that's so cool. I've ridden quads on the Baja 1000. I've never seen the races or anything like that, but I have friends that have houses and same fully paid, and we would go and ride around. - Yeah. Look at you, sweet curbs. I didn't know that about you. - Oh, you did not. - Oh, well, look at that. I learned something new every day. - I didn't know you were a badass. - Well, let me tell you how badass I am because I flipped over the top of my quad, but I had a good time. - All right. But you got up and left. - Got up and brushed it up and got right back on this. - I did. My shirt got caught on a handlebar. I got a big rip in it. - Oh, man. All right. So let's play some songs. What do we got coming up? Do we got anything on the queue? - We do. Well, you mentioned Sarah Jade. - Oh, yeah. - So I got to do a little Sarah Jade. - That's just Sarah Jade's song. - Her new song "Sing a Woman," pretty cool. And then you mentioned Holly Williams. - Yeah. - So why not? - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's just get it done. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go to the ladies section. - Let's go back to my childhood because this ties into the hideout. I grew up in a small town called Canyonville, Oregon. It was like one street and it didn't have a stoplight or anything. Every Memorial Day and every Labor Day, this big biker group club would roll into town. I was a kid and bikers are coming. The whole town would board up the windows. - Not the bikers. - The big bad bikers. - There's two bars in town and we had a natural food store, like Ramona Family Naturals, which is why I love that place so much. We had this health food store, natural food store, and next to it were the two bars. One of them I don't remember the name the other was that. We lived on top of the store. - Snake Pit, the snake pit. - I was so excited when I turned 21. I'm like, "I'm going back to Canyonville and get drunk at the snake pit." - Bucket list. - Nice. - But I remember these bikers rolling into town and it was like, "Watch out the window." - Yeah, twice a year. - So cool. - Yeah, so I was like, "Oh, some day." - One day. - One day. - I want to be part of that group. - Yeah. - And now here you are. - Yeah. - I want people to fear me. - Come full circle. - Yeah. - It was just, I just remember, like, I don't know if they were doing wheelies or it's just loud, but I was just like, "That's cool." - Yeah. - Can I ask a question about wheelies? - Yeah. - So in front of Josies, there's that stretch of road, right in front of Josies. - Allegedly. - Allegedly. - It literally has it. You won't find it on any maps. - Nobody does anything crazy on that road. - Well, they do, which is cool. Like, nobody, it's okay. Like, is that road? - Well, it's not my property. - Yeah. - So whatever happens happens. - The road is public domain. - Public domain. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I don't know who it is. - I like, that's all right. - Yeah. - It's a good show. They put on a good show sometimes. - Oh, we have the most, yeah. We have the most amazing people that come in there and you're just like, "Do that." - Yeah. - It's pretty fun. - Yeah. - I went to that, I used to go to this motorcycle show every year up in Anaheim. I can't remember the name of it, but they have, like, really exotic, like, bikes and people built stuff. And I used to go there with my dad every year in the freaking pandemic. And they, outside of that, in their little parking lot area, they would have, like, the trick stuff where they would, like, do burnouts and, like, donuts and willies and all kinds of cool stuff. That was badass. That man, I loved going there. - Do you ever do any of that, babe? - No. I would probably kill myself. - Yeah. - It's a sport. - Yeah, it's serious. - Yeah. - I risk my life enough with my day job. I don't wanna, you know, it's like a numbers game. You do too many crazy things eventually. You're gonna get fucked up. - I heard that so many notches. I can't risk it in another way. - Kind of. Right. (laughs) So what year did you come back to California or back, or to California? - Well, yeah. I graduated high school there. I graduated college. I spent some time up in Alaska. I was doing this outdoor recreation. It comes, though, right out. Well, a bunch of things happen. But there's an arrest in there 'cause I know that's one of the questions. Yes, I've been to jail. - Oh, you have? - Yeah, I have. - Okay, me. Okay, so just me and you have. - Yeah. - Wow. - Fist bump. - Yeah. - We got street crayons. - That one's here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your biker's street cred. - Yeah, it's happened to jail. - Yeah, I've been there a couple times. Well, I got a tattoo that looks like I've been to prison. I've never been to prison. - I did that, and I've never been to prison either. But it looks like I have. That was done in cell block B. - Cell block studio, Ramona radio. - We paid someone to watch the guard. It was with a... - Allegedly. - Allegedly. - It was with shampoo and carbon and pencil shavings. - A little bit of coffee grinds. - A little coffee grinds and shavings. - Lots of shavings in there and one needle. - And a little hooch. - And a piece of thread. - A little hooch. - And some toilet wine. (laughter) - No, what do they call jail hooch? Pruno. - Pruno. - Pruno. (laughter) I got that from my prison documentaries. - Oh, man. - So, Amber, you're not a drinker anymore. - I'm not. - Oh, 10 months. - Yeah, 10 months of sobriety. - You know, congratulations. - Good for you. - That's commendable. I've actually done it. - Not easy. - No, it's not. I've done it too. I took a year off drinking one weekend. - A year for one? - No, I'm just kidding. I did take a whole year off of drinking. I think it was in 2007 or 2008. No, it was 2008. But, yeah, I took a whole year off drinking and didn't drink for a whole year. I actually had a bottle of champagne on the New Year's of 2008 and I said, "I didn't drink it." And I was like, "You know what? I'm not going to drink until the next year, and then the next year, I'll open it and drink." And that's what I did. Pretty cool. - Then you picked champagne. - I would have called it whiskey. - Well, okay, let me-- - Tequila. - Don't get me wrong. I drank champagne, but I also had, you know, obviously whiskey. - I thought there was going to be a one-eyed Cindy story in there somewhere. - One-eyed Cindy. - And that's the fourth time I went to jail. (laughter) - Cindy had two eyes. She has one now in town. She went to jail. (laughter) - Oh, so you used to drink? What was your go-to drink when you were-- - Tequila. - Tequila. - Tequila. - It's the only alcohol that's the number. - Yeah. - It's the healthiest for you. It doesn't like turn into, like, sugar, you know? - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Like, straight together margaritas or like-- - Straight tequila. - Straight tequila. - Perdara, no. - Like, on the rocks. - No, neat. - Just neat, wow. - It was either tequila, neat, or whiskey, neat. - Is there such a thing as a tequila martini? - No. - No. - California sober. - Do you want to drink tequila and olive juice? That doesn't sound like it would go well. - I worked at a martini bar that did like 17 different martinis. - But not tequila. - But they did one, yeah. - Did that? - You could put anything in a martini glass. - Oh, I guess. - I guess that's true. - Yeah, in a martini glass, yeah. - But a true, okay, so funny story. I got a fake idea when I was like, like a real one. - That's the first time you went to dis-- - No, I'm just kidding. (laughing) - One of the good ones. - Was it the not time limit or what is it the-- - Statue of Limitations. - Statue of Limitations is up in this one. So I lived in Oregon and my best friend was seven years older. And so I wanted a fake idea. And so I went to the DMV. Went to the DMV. I had all of her stuff. I had a picture of her kid and me in the wallet. - Oh, wow. - Like I was like, ready. And I'm showing the old lady next to me. And I'm telling her this whole story. How my kid dropped my license behind the truck. And I'm like, you got to lay down a backstory. - Yeah, a huge backstory. Like I-- and she was so sweet. I was overthinking it all. And so I got-- I got a driver's door. - Wow. - Oregon driver's license. And my friend had to divorce. So I got it, married name. And then she got to her. - Made a name. - Made a name. Thank you. So we would go out together. We had the same address, same height, everything. We were the same height. And we'd be like, yeah, it's crazy. We were roommates. And we had the same birthday and everything. So I had this big ID. And I went off to college. And I'm like, okay, I'm going to be a real drinker. I'm going to be serious about this. So I've found an old man bar. - Nice. - Yeah. And I'm like, I'm going to-- I'm going to learn to drink three martinis. Because I'm going to go to these college parties. I've got to keep up. And if I'm going to go-- - You've got to look-- - Yeah, like I know what I'm doing. - I don't want to look right. - Right. - So I'm like, I'm going to get to the point where I can drink three martinis during lunch. Because that's a thing. - Oh, God. - Yeah. - Right. That's how that movie went. - Is that a thing? - Martini lunch, yeah. - Well, it was in my world. - Three martinis. - Yeah. - It took me about three months. And I got to be buddies with these old guys. We played Liars Poker. And now I'm hanging out with the old guys in this college town. Going out with people in my own age. Listening to great music. And they were my buddies. And I got up to three martini-- - No, that's awesome though. - It took my dreams. - That's crazy. - So do you ever have, though-- And I don't know if you would know this, because you're not behind the bar. People that come into Josie's and just ask for, like, off the wall, like, we're a biker bar. No, we don't have that kind of things. I mean, we rarely-- - We call those cage people. - And we're like, "Lohoy is that way." - Right. - This is a biker bar. Here's your whiskey, and it's neat. - We got whiskey. - And if you want a crouton. - We'll open the bottle or the can. That's what we do. - It's a crouton. - Don't embarrass yourself. - If we want a water crouton. - Yeah. - Nice shows up at a time. - I think about the martini shake and not stirred. - So if you go back to our Instagram, we do a whole little skit of people ordering, "I'll have a yellow belly." You know, "I'll have a yellow belly." I mean, a core's original. - Oh, my God. - Is that like a swaying name? - Yeah. - People think they're like, "Oh, I'll have a yellow jacket." That's a core's original. - The fuck is a yellow jacket. - That's funny. - You're like, "You got a new bartender." They're like, "You're looking at yellow jackets." "Where the fuck are yellow jackets?" It's a core's original. - I'm going to try that next time we go to, like, some random bar. - Yeah. Let me do a yellow jacket. - I'm from Rocky from now on, that's all I'm ordering. - Yeah. - Oh, that's a yellow jacket. - Oh, no, the worst is, "I'll have a blue dolphin." - Blue dolphin. - You mean that? - Water? [laughter] - Who wants the point? - I don't know. - I don't know what the point of people make an exotic name. - I feel like they sound-- - They feel like they sound in the know, and you couldn't sound farther from the know. See, that was me with my fake ID. - I was going to say this really ties back to you, learning how to-- - Forget it. - Somebody Googled, "How do you ask for a water in a bar?" - Call it a blue dolphin. - But I went with Jim Martinez for lunch. [laughter] - Oh, you were doing Jim Martinez. - Jim Martinez. - Those are my favorites. - Yeah. - What kind of gents? - That's not lightweight stuff. - No, it was not--no, I was serious about my drinking. I don't do anything halfway. - I don't have fast anything. - She's an overachiever on every level. - Yeah. - On every level. - I'm going to drink. I'm drinking. [laughter] - Oh, no, so that's my martinium choices, gin, and I usually do the beef gen. It's 90 instead of the 80 proof. It's a little bit higher. - I love a vodka martini. I gin, and maybe I just haven't found the right gin. I feel like I'm chewing on a juniper twig. - Well, that's what it is, juniper. - Well, I understand that, but-- - I didn't like them. I just did it because, like, I was cool. - That's what you had to do. - Yeah. - That's what the old guys drink, right? - Yeah, I'm drinking a martini. - It made me seem like I was actually a drinker. I didn't have a fake idea. I knew how to drink gin. [laughter] - They're like, "She's in. She's ordering gin." - Oh, shit. She's ordering gin. - She's at least 25. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - She's 57. - You don't need to check her idea. She ordered a gin. [laughter] - That reminds me of-- - There was an episode of Ren and Stimpy, and they sent Homa. It was a fake varicose vein kit. [laughter] The guy went to the-- [laughter] He went to a rated R movie, and they're like, "Sir, you're 12," and he, like, pulled up his thing, and they had his varicose veins. And they were like, "I'm sorry, sir. My mistake. Come right in." [laughter] - You only would have had that. - Fake varicose veins. [laughter] - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. That's hilarious. All right, so next round of music, what would you like to listen to, Amber? - Let's ask you, because we ask everyone. King of Country, Queen of Country. - Yeah, questions. - You know, that is such a subjective question. - It's hard. It's a hard one. - Because I really think that the king or queen is right, so it's what gets you-- - Personalized to the individualized. Because, I mean, like, if you think about, like, high school football, you have the king. - Well, it'd probably be Johnny and Jim. - Okay. - 'Cause they're the most, like-- - That's accepted well. - Oh, like, duet style. - Yeah, yeah. - Like, oh, I see. I like what you did there. You paired them up. - But, I mean, if you're real-- - Like Kenny and Dolly. - What about Conway and Loretta? - Yeah. - Was it Tammy and George Jones? No. Who was Tammy Wainett? - I don't think Tammy Wainett do anything about that, did she? - She did. - I mean, she may have had some duet. - I'm sure they would call her-- - I'm gonna do it. - I'm gonna do it. - You know, at least with somebody in his career. - Well, I think Jessie and Wainett would really be the outlaw. - Jessie and Wainett? - Oh, yeah, yeah. - I mean, that's who I would vote for. But I think Johnny and June would probably win on popularity. - She did a lot with George Jones and Kirby. - 'Cause more people know him. - No, George Jones. - George Jones. Wow. Yeah, that is true. Most people know Johnny Cash. - Yeah, or Loretta Landon Conway. - Not really. I think Johnny Cash is more-- - One of just saying duet. - He was more of like the rockabilly so that like, you know, when he died with 2002 or-- - It was 2002 'cause my ace walked around saying Johnny Cash is dead. - Yeah. - Johnny Cash is dead. - How old was he? - He was like two. And he was blind in 2001. - Oh. - He, like, that's what I'm saying. - He was devastated. - The younger-- - It's hard to use it. - The younger group really liked George or Johnny Cash. And I think, you know, that would be more relative to more groups like old people liked him, young people liked him. I think you're right. - Yeah. - For the king and queen as like the duo, you're right. - Johnny and June. - Johnny and June. - Johnny and June, I agree. - Would you think there's a present day like, there's no one who like collaborates like that anymore, I feel like. - I'm not really a fan of like the newer, newer country, unless it's like somebody like Cody Jinx or-- - I think all the new duos now are, like they'll all do it with everybody. - But even if you don't like it, whoever, big country star, there's not like a Johnny and June or a George and Tammy or a Conway and Loretta. You know what I mean? - Yeah, there really is anything like that right now, huh? - No, where they do it consistently. - Yeah. - And they're kind of known for it, yeah. - They'll do like a show or an album or something. And then that's it. They don't do anything else. Like today, in today's music. - Well, this should be Travis and Kirby. Start it. - Only one of us sings, though. - Oh, I've heard you sing. - No, well. - There's a video out there of you singing. - There's a video out there and there's also a radio show that you did. - Oh, I have the video. - You did the same. - You did the same. - She sang Save by the Bell on one of our last episodes. - I lost it, but I didn't volunteer to sing it. - I was going to have to do duck tails, but I won't. - Ooh. - Like someone wrote a song about Johnny and June. Love like Johnny and June. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - That is, but I just remember. - I was like, that's what we sang. - And Willie. - And Willie. - Willie's doing it with everyone. - Yeah. Willie has. Willie. One of my favorite ones with Willie was... - Heidi Neufeld. - Oh, God. It's right here. - With Toby Keith. - Mm. - And they did beer from my horse. - Yeah. - Yeah, that was a great. We do that one. My band does that one. That's always a good request. - All right. - You got to sing. You guys got to learn. I'll never smoke weed with Willie again. - Oh, I know. We got that request last time. We played at Josie's. - Yeah, of course. ♪♪ ♪ A smokey bar ♪ ♪ On the wrong side of the town ♪ ♪ A scratch to find ♪ ♪ Four to five spinning round ♪ ♪ And ice in the glass ♪ ♪ Waiting on a splash ♪ ♪ The song's smooth ♪ ♪ From Tennessee ♪ ♪ The sun paints just go better ♪ ♪ When you mix with wisdom ♪ ♪ A little burning ♪ ♪ Such a bad, bad thing ♪ ♪ A little edge on ♪ ♪ Baby, let it be ♪ ♪ And turn up the night ♪ ♪ Turn on an old memory ♪ ♪ Some things just go better ♪ ♪ When you mix with wisdom ♪ ♪ Like this ♪ ♪ Some things just go better ♪ ♪ When you mix with wisdom ♪ ♪ Like that ♪ ♪ On top of the world ♪ ♪ You know we're all kind of things ♪ ♪ The ones we need ♪ ♪ You're down in the dumps ♪ ♪ Between a rock and a hard place ♪ ♪ On the hook of a calm ♪ ♪ Your eyes are like stars ♪ ♪ You call me off guard ♪ ♪ When you kiss me ♪ ♪ I guess ♪ ♪ Some things just go better ♪ ♪ When you mix with wisdom ♪ ♪ And little burning ♪ ♪ Such a bad, bad thing ♪ ♪ Little edge on ♪ ♪ Baby, let it be ♪ ♪ And turn up the night ♪ ♪ Turn on an old memory ♪ ♪ Some things just go better ♪ ♪ When you mix with wisdom ♪ ♪ I guess some days just go better when you mix ♪ ♪ Some will whisk you ♪ ♪ Mix on the mix, some will ♪ ♪ Mix on the whisking ♪ ♪ Mix on the mix, some will ♪ ♪ Mix on the whisking ♪ ♪ Mix on the mix, some will ♪ ♪ Mix on the whisking ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ A little burning, such a bad, bad thing ♪ ♪ A little heads on, just let it be ♪ ♪ And turn up the night and turn on and on ♪ ♪ Memory, yeah ♪ ♪ Some days just go better when you mix ♪ ♪ Some will whisk you ♪ ♪ I guess some days just go better when you mix ♪ ♪ Some will whisk you ♪ ♪ I guess some days just go better when you mix ♪ ♪ Some will whisk you ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ Oh, there's something about a man in black ♪ ♪ Makes me wanna buy a Cadillac throw the tub back ♪ ♪ And roll down to Jackson town ♪ ♪ I wanna be there on the stage with you ♪ ♪ You and I could be the next rage to hear the crowd roar ♪ ♪ Make 'em want more ♪ ♪ And kick the footlights out ♪ ♪ I wanna love my journey in you ♪ ♪ Rings of love burning with you ♪ ♪ I wanna walk the line, walk the line ♪ ♪ 'Til the end of time ♪ ♪ I wanna love my you back much ♪ ♪ Catch it all in, give it all up ♪ ♪ And when you're gone, I wanna go too ♪ ♪ Like Johnny and Jim ♪ ♪ ♪ I wanna hold your living right or wrong ♪ ♪ Build a world around a country ♪ ♪ Some praise sweet prayer ♪ ♪ Follow you there ♪ ♪ A town in history ♪ ♪ I wanna love my Johnny and Jim ♪ ♪ Rings of love burning with you ♪ ♪ I wanna walk the line, walk the line ♪ ♪ 'Til the end of time ♪ ♪ I wanna love my you back much ♪ ♪ Catch it all in, give it all up ♪ ♪ And when you're gone, I wanna go too ♪ ♪ Like Johnny and Jim ♪ ♪ Like Johnny and Jim ♪ ♪ I wanna love my you back much ♪ ♪ More than life itself ♪ ♪ No one else is in this promise ♪ ♪ They don't mean to love like many boys ♪ ♪ I'm too much to be as good for ♪ ♪ I wanna love like Johnny and Jim ♪ ♪ Rings of love burning with you ♪ ♪ I wanna walk the line, walk the line ♪ ♪ 'Til the end of time ♪ ♪ I wanna love my you back much ♪ ♪ Catch it all in, give it all up ♪ ♪ And when you're gone, I wanna go too ♪ ♪ Like Johnny and Jim ♪ ♪ Like Johnny and Jim ♪ ♪ And when we're gone, there'll be no tears to cry ♪ ♪ Only memories of our lives ♪ ♪ They'll remember, remember my love ♪ ♪ My you back much ♪ - All right, we're back. - Who was that last artist? - I had a new field. - I had a new field, yeah. - You said you went to school with her or something? - No, my best friend went to school with her. - Oh, wow. - I don't know her person. - My aunt and uncle were, my great aunt and uncle were Johnny and Jim. - What? - What was her name? - Oh, Johnny. - Like it's sorry. Not actually, and they read plots. - I know, Travis is like, we're gonna have to sit down and talk tonight. - I'm learning a lot about you. I needed to talk about sweet curbs that was their names. - Johnny and Jim. - Johnny and Jim. - That couple that we hang out with at Reds and Bama Bill and Hillary. - Oh, yeah, their names are Bill and Hillary. He didn't believe me. He's like, "That's not their names." - And they own a pig ranch. - Yes, that's their name. - Super nice people, who's gonna say they are. I don't know about the other one. They're super nice people. Well, you know what's really cool about doing this radio show? We get to meet and hang out with really cool, interesting people. And Amber Jones, the H-L-I-C over at Josie's. What does that mean again? - What does it tell me those letters? - Hot lady in charge. - Why, I said tell me the letters. I said, "Did tell me what it means?" - Oh, H-L-I-C over there. - She is. My sister's childhood best friend was named Amber Jones. That's how I remember. - Yeah, Amber Jones. - And it's a real name. - And it's a real name. It's not an alias. You're not in witness protection, are you? - No, that's Josie. - That's her maiden name. - That's Josie. - That's Josie. - Yeah, my maiden name is Amber Brownwood. - Oh, yes, Laura Brownwood. - Your mom, Laura Brownwood. - It's a descriptive sentence. - Yeah. (laughing) - Did we tell you about the first time we met your mom? - Yeah. - We did? - It wasn't on there. Not on there, yeah. - Oh, God. - All right, so we're hanging out over a pommel. You tell the story, sweet Kermit. - So the first time we met Laura, we were hanging out in the patio a pommel. And she challenged our friend, Craig Busquet, to a arm-wrestling contest. Craig won, sorry, I love you, Laura. But then, she made Travis feel her thigh. - She's all. - How was it, babe? - Well, I'm, this, this year old lady, and have you ever seen a thigh this hard, or whatever? And I was like, I just met her, and I'm like, she's like, feel it. And I'm like, oh. - Well, Travis started, like, right above her knee, and Laura was like, no. - No, up here, fair. - Full thigh. (laughing) - And that's when I knew, I love this lady. She's awesome. (laughing) - We do love Laura. She's the best. And she's just like, the happiest, like, positive. - Yeah. Is she still living on a boat? - No. - No, no, no. - Is she living on a boat for a while? - She did? - I mean, when the kids were little, so it was pretty awesome. They got to go have sleepovers. - It was called, like, boat-y or something, right? Like, what was the name of it? - Beachy. - Beachy, sorry. - I think the ace named it, yeah. - Beachy. - That's awesome. - Beachy, yeah. - It was like a sailboat, like a motorboat. - No, yeah, it was a mini. - A living yacht. - So it was very fun. The kids loved it. - How fun. - Sure, he's supposed to, like, throw back pictures of them, like, in the waterway, like, paddleboarding and stuff. - And jumping off the top. - Yeah, yeah. Good time. My friend's lived in Huntington-Harper growing up and we would, like, swim off the dock and go on my grandpa's boat. - And now I'm-- - Are you? - Wow. A recent grandma. - A recent three, three, three, three, three week old, well-- - Three week old-- - You don't look a day over at-- - She showed me the picture the other day. She was a little thing. - He's like, I mean, I'm-- - That's a handsome baby. - He's cute. - Yes. - You don't look a day over auntie. - Don't steal my stay travels. - You said it, nobody heard you, though. - The microphone heard me. - The microphone did. It might have heard you. - Oh, man. - All right. So, Joseph's hideout, open seven days a week, two days a week, three days a week. - Well, unless it's a holiday, so Friday, Saturday and Sunday, we will be open Labor Day and we have live music-- - Tomorrow. - --Saturday, Sunday, and-- - This weekend. - Yeah. - So, we have-- who we have. - We have desert crossing on Monday, halo effect on Sunday. I'm going backwards. And Saturday is-- - Yes. - Well, by the time this airs, by the time this airs, it's over. - Yeah. - Oh, but you're open to Friday. - Oh, Monday? - It's desert crossing. - Monday is desert crossing. - So, tomorrow is desert crossing. - Friday is no music, though, just open, just up in here. - Yeah. - Tomorrow, I'm going to be hosting Red, White's, and Bruce, the dealer's choice thing tomorrow. And the theme is what's Labor Day, so the theme of the songs about work. - Ah! - Take this job, man. - Shut it. - Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my, my. - Amber, Amber, thank you so much for hanging out with us on this beautiful Sunday. We appreciate you coming out and telling us your stories. - It's been fun getting to know you. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I didn't get to play the music game, though. I was like-- - Oh, you want to do the-- - Oh, you want to play the game? - I want to play the name of it. - All right. - I don't know why, because I really bad at it, but I'm like-- - All right, listen. - Oh, she threw down the challenge, Kirby, you're out. I'm ready. - Yeah, she threw down the challenge. Well, you're the guest, so pick your decades. 40s through 2000s country. - Oh, I didn't, okay. - Yeah. - What works best for you? - Oh, gosh, let's do the-- - 70s. - 70s, 70s countries. - All right. - 70s. - All right, 70s. - Nothing I know, everyone's a name. - They do. - Why, why did I do this? - We got to do the obligatory-- you got to do the obligatory walk-in-- - All right, we got Cassia. - Cassia. - Cassia in the back. - So here's how it goes. Your name is the buzzer, so you say Amber. - Okay. - You can say song or artist. - Okay. - And then you have five seconds to say the counterpart to either song or artist. If you can't, it's up for grabs. - Okay. - All right. - Yeah. - All right, so if you win-- - Yeah. - Well, you win. - You don't get nothing. - I don't know. - If you win, you win, right? - But you threw down the challenge, so you happen when-- - I don't win now. - If you win, you get bragging rights. - I like the name that tune, people are like, "I want to play the song." - Yeah, because I know. - Nobody wants to take on a Kirby. - Not a lot of people have beaten Sweet Curbs. Not you. - Well, '70s is not my-- - Well, let's find out. - Niche, but let's see. I don't know if it's mine either. - We had Yona Chloe Lou on here, and she chose the '90s big mistake, 'cause Sweet Curbs was all-- - She broke her scoreboard. - She broke the scoreboard. - Yeah. - Well, I don't mean this in a condescending way, but I was born in 1985. The songs of the '90s were my, like, that's what I grew up on. Like, that's what I listened to. - All right. You ready? - All right. - All right. - All right. - All right. - Here we go. - Check it right real quick. - Now, I'm nervous. - Yeah. - Like, what you can't see is Cassie with her scoreboard. ♪ How can I unsaid the things I said to you ♪ - Huh. Huh. - How can I-- - Good call, Josie. (laughter) - I don't know why she called you. Are you in five seconds? ♪ Tell me how can I on the way ♪ ♪ I feel for you ♪ ♪ I can't-- ♪ - I can't believe you guys don't-- - Travis. - Go ahead. - Oh, Cassie. - Oh, my God. You'll turn your-- (buzzer) - Kirby. - Go ahead. (buzzer) - No idea. - Amber. Jessie. (buzzer) - It is Lynn Anderson. - Lynn Anderson. - How can I unlove you? - Gotcha. - Only Lynn Anderson I know is Rose Garden. - It's a good song. I know all these songs. - Oh, you're not playing? - No. - He can see it. - He'd be cheating the whole time. (laughter) - I'd break the scoreboard for sure. - All right, you guys ready to try again? - All right, let's do it. - Oh, for real. ♪ I'd like to dedicate this song to my partner ♪ ♪ Soul partner ♪ ♪ Mr. Duxon ♪ ♪ Better known as a third Douglas quintet ♪ ♪ From San Antonio ♪ ♪ Wherever you are, brother ♪ ♪ - Kirby. - Go ahead. - Waste of days, waste of nights. - There you go. Five seconds. - I don't know who sings without. - Charlie Brad. - Charlie Brad. (buzzer) - No. - Any guesses? - I don't know. I said this game. (laughter) - Freddy Fender. - Freddy Fender. - All right, you guys ready? - Yeah. - Do you guys don't get this? We're just gonna shut the whole damn studio down. (laughter) ♪ Have you ever been awakened ♪ ♪ By the crowing of a rooster ♪ ♪ While the night's dew is still heavy ♪ - Oh, you guys are killing me. ♪ You know in the ground ♪ ♪ And the past will bump over me ♪ - Are you in five seconds? ♪ Seems to break the morning ♪ - You don't even recognize the voice. - And it's Charlie Brad. (buzzer) - You didn't say your name! - You didn't say your name! - No boy! (laughter) - Charlie Brad! - There you go. (laughter) - Keep up the point. (laughter) - Amber gets it. - You get five seconds for the title. (laughter) ♪ It's nice to think about it ♪ (buzzer) - And that's usually how this game goes. - I know, I always get, I always get duped. (laughter) - You, I didn't say my name, I'm sorry. - You've known the rules since the beginning. - It's my fault. - I was, I was getting nervous 'cause I'm like, you guys all know Charlie Brad. - I blame myself. - Okay, here we get ready for the next one. (laughter) - Kirby! - Kirby! - Delta Don, Jamie Tucker. (laughter) - They're crying out loud. - Okay. - You guys ready? Proceed. - And did I? (music) - So throw back all the way to episode one. - Oh, I know the song. ♪ I've been walking these streets so long ♪ ♪ Singing the same old song ♪ - Five seconds. (music) (buzzer) - Glen Campbell. - Oh. - Rhinestone cowboy. - Oh. - Rhinestone cowboy. - Apparently I have no idea about this. - Why I'm in for the caddy was the other one. That's always Glen Campbell that we don't get. (laughter) - I know, I always forget. - This song comes up like every show. - I always forget about Glen Campbell. - I know, Rhinestone cowboy got this. (laughter) - Alright, here we go. ♪ Three o'clock in the morning ♪ ♪ And it looks like it's gonna be another sleep this night ♪ - Amber, come on. - Amber, Karen Carpenter. (buzzer) - Ah, jeez. - I don't know. ♪ Wonderin' what I can do ♪ - I feel like I gotta give you guys hints. - The longest hair in country music. - Curvy. (laughter) - Curvy. - Curvy. - Curvy. - Curvy. (laughter) - Curvy. - I'm a snail. (laughter) - Hey, Curvy gets what? - Oh, man. - Me? - I cried out loud. Travis. - I'm kickin' my own ass here. - We're gonna take the- - We're gonna take the- - I need the higher. - We need those buttons back. - No, those buttons were trash. - We're gonna have to take the Outlock Country Show away from you. Like, this was a fun- - You're a dick booby, you're a dick. - Yeah, this was a good run, but- - Travis and I are just looking at Curvy like- - What is it? - Talking in my sleep. - I have a crystal gale, but I forgot to say my name from- - No, you got crystal gale when he said long as here. - Travis. - Travis. - David Allen code. He never comes by my name. - And Amber. (laughter) - The only solace I find is that it's an automated generator, so here it's not picking. - Oh, really? Just hit next. - So I got two on that one. - Here we go, Revie. - Yeah, see, go. - Yeah. - Are you Revie, Amber? - I'm right. I apparently am not, but yeah, let's go for it. - Travis. - Go ahead. - Uh, Jolene. (ding) - Dolly Part. (ding) - Bam, I can't jump. I beat you on that sweet courage. - Good job. - Dang. - This song never gets old. - No. - Ever. - All right. - Hold on, don't change it yet. The only thing I don't like about this song is people take it so seriously. Why would she stay with it? I'm like, it's a fucking song. Like, it's a great song. - You know what? I saw this meme. It was Dolly Parton in like a nightgown, like sexy looking thing. And it says, "What in the hell is Jolene bringing?" - Hey. - Oh, yeah. (laughing) - Yeah, like Dolly Parton on the best little whorehouse in Texas. - Yeah. - Come on. - Come on. - When I was a kid, I rewinded that tape. - Yeah. - I'll do it over again. - Same. - Like Dolly playing a, playing a madame in a whorehouse? Come on. All right, here we go. We got time for about two more. - All right. (upbeat music) - And it's going to recognize the voice. - Yes. (upbeat music) - Travis. - Go ahead. - Loretta Lynn. (buzzer) (upbeat music) - Oh, I know it, but I can't believe it. - It's a five second. - Hurry. - Go ahead. - Is it Tanya Tucker? - It is. - Five seconds for the title? - Go ahead. (upbeat music) - Amber. - Go ahead. - Oh no, nevermind. I was gonna say mama tried, but that sounds right. (buzzer) - The man that turned my mama on. - Oh. - Never would have guessed that. (laughing) I recognize the voice. - All right. There's one more. What's the score, Cassie? - All right. Amber's got one. Kirby's got five. - We got four. - Travis got four. - All right. (upbeat music) - All right. Here we go. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Travis. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Marty Robbins. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) ♪ I was down a gravel road ♪ ♪ I could see the crowd all home ♪ ♪ At tree ♪ - Jesus, you guys are killing me. - Boo. - Merle Haggard. - That's horrible. - Oh my God. - God, gosh. - Wow, we just lost points on that. - We lost points. - We should lose points. - We should lose points. - We should lose points. - Yeah, yeah, if you can get Merle. We're taking your outlaw country card away. - I knew that voice sounded. - Your membership card. - I knew that voice sounded. - We're gonna take Amber's expired fake ID. - And your country card, throw 'em out. - We fault. (laughing) - All right. - All right, one more, we got it. - No, that's it. - That's it? - Oh, sweet curbs one. - Again. - I'm damming. - Oh, geez. - I just wanted to see the master at work. - I know. It's brutal, isn't it? - Yeah. - Yeah, every time. I don't know. - Does it matter to study for next time? - Does it matter to the decade? (laughing) - That's only like six decades. Like you can put those playlists on and just follow the way to work. - I know, just constantly run 'em all through. Just boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. - He's gonna wake up in the middle of the night going. (laughing) - It's more haggard. It's more haggard. - Merle, Merle. - No, I literally listened to outlaw country on my Pandora and when it plays, I will be like, say whatever song. And then I try to look at my radio to see if I'm right. I blame the gym. - Oh my God. (laughing) - Amber, thank you so much for being on our show. The Travis Billy Ross, outlaw country show. - Thank you. - We appreciate you and we will see you. I'm probably gonna try to make it out to one of those rides, either the autism or the military one, one of the ones. - And I think you're playing again the end of the month, September 29th, I think. - Yeah. - Yeah, dirty confetti. - Dirty confetti would be out there. - Thanks for having me. - Yeah. - Thank you so much. - Thanks so much. It was fun hanging out with you. I appreciate it. (upbeat music) ♪ I've never had a chance to meet ♪ ♪ Some old friends on the street ♪ ♪ They wonder how does a man get to be this way ♪ ♪ I've always got a smile in place ♪ ♪ Anytime in any place ♪ ♪ And every time they ask me why ♪ ♪ I just smile and say ♪ ♪ You've got to kiss an angel good morning ♪ ♪ And let her know you think about her when you're gone ♪ ♪ Kiss an angel good morning ♪ ♪ And love her like the devil when you get back home ♪ ♪ Well people may try to guess ♪ ♪ The secret of a happiness ♪ ♪ But some of them never learn it's a simple thing ♪ ♪ The secret I'm speaking of ♪ ♪ Is a woman and a man in love ♪ ♪ And the answer is in this song that I always sing ♪ ♪ You've got to kiss an angel good morning ♪ ♪ And let her know you think about her when you're gone ♪ ♪ Kiss an angel good morning ♪ ♪ And love her like the devil when you get back home ♪ ♪ Kiss an angel good morning ♪ ♪ And let her know you think about her when you're gone ♪ ♪ Kiss an angel good morning ♪ ♪ And love her like the devil when you get back home ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Oh my ex is living Texas ♪ ♪ And Texas is a place I nearly love ♪ ♪ To be ♪ ♪ But all my ex is living Texas ♪ ♪ And that's why I hang my hand in Tennessee ♪ ♪ Roseanne was down in Tex or Cameron ♪ ♪ Wounded me to push her breath ♪ ♪ The sweet eyelids never leave ♪ ♪ And she forgot I hung a man ♪ ♪ And now the sun's in gallestown ♪ ♪ Somehow lost her sanity ♪ ♪ And temples and eyelids and temples got the love looking for me ♪ ♪ Oh my ex is living Texas ♪ ♪ And Texas is a place I nearly love ♪ ♪ To be ♪ ♪ But all my ex is living Texas ♪ ♪ And that's why I hang my hand in Tennessee ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ I remember that whole free old river ♪ ♪ Where I learned to swim ♪ ♪ But it brings to mind another time ♪ ♪ Where I wore my welcome face ♪ ♪ By transcendental meditation ♪ ♪ I know they're each night ♪ ♪ But I always come back to myself ♪ ♪ Long before deadline ♪ ♪ Oh my ex is living Texas ♪ ♪ And Texas is a place ♪ ♪ I'd really love to be ♪ ♪ But all my ex is living Texas ♪ ♪ And before I reside in Tennessee ♪ ♪ Some folks think I'm hiding ♪ ♪ It's been rumored that I die ♪ ♪ But I'm alive and well in Tennessee ♪ ♪ Why'd you come in here looking like that ♪ ♪ In your cowboy boots and your painting on jeans ♪ ♪ All decked out like a cowboy string ♪ ♪ Why'd you come in here looking like that ♪ ♪ Here comes my baby ♪ ♪ Regging my heart behind ♪ ♪ He's driving me crazy ♪ ♪ Who says love is blind ♪ ♪ He's got a wonder and I and a travel in mind ♪ ♪ Big ideas and a little behind ♪ ♪ Out with a different woman every night ♪ ♪ But I remember when he was mine ♪ ♪ Why'd you come in here looking like that ♪ ♪ In your high heel boots and your painting on jeans ♪ ♪ All decked out like a cowboy string ♪ ♪ You're walking right in here looking like that ♪ ♪ Why'd you come in here looking like that ♪ ♪ When you could stop terrific in a gun and sack ♪ ♪ Why you're almost giving me a heart attack ♪ ♪ When you're walking right in here looking like that ♪ ♪ I just can't stand it ♪ ♪ To see him all down his axle dancing ♪ ♪ With every girl around ♪ ♪ I'm a soft, hardy woman, he's a hard-headed man ♪ ♪ And he's gonna make me feel just as bad as he can ♪ ♪ He's got himself a mean streak of half of my wife ♪ ♪ And now he's dancing on this art of mine ♪ ♪ Why'd you come in here looking like that ♪ ♪ In your high heel boots and your painting on jeans ♪ ♪ All decked out like a cowboy string ♪ ♪ Why'd you come in here looking like this ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Why'd you come in here looking like that ♪ ♪ In your cowboy boots and your painting on jeans ♪ ♪ All decked out like a cowboy string ♪ ♪ Why'd you come in here looking like that ♪ ♪ Why'd you come in here looking like that ♪ ♪ When you could stop terrific in a gun and sack ♪ ♪ I know you're almost giving me a heart attack ♪ ♪ When you push right in here looking like that ♪ ♪ Why'd you come in here looking like that ♪ ♪ Why'd you come in here looking like that ♪ (upbeat music) (laughing) - Oh my God. I guess none of us knew the name of that song. (laughing) - Yep, no. - This is why Kirby won. - Here's the thing, I knew enough to win though. - That's true. - Five to four is pretty close. - Close doesn't count. - Hand grenades and water. - Poor shoes. - Poor shoes, that's what it is. - Poor shoes and hand grenades, don't have any counts. - No, it's good to be here after. - All right, so. - I haven't kept that score. - Man, Cassie, we got you back. So good to see you. Sorry, we missed you last week 'cause we got hijacked. - Hey, you know what? - I can't believe that was so good. - There's no one better to get hijacked by though. - No, yeah, we're weak. - I agree. - The girl will be wearing a shirt very soon that says-- - Yeah, we gotta get a shirt, babe. - I refuse to leave the Travis Billy Ross at La Country Show and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's awful. - It's gonna stay on the bitch that decided I wasn't leaving. (laughing) - We gotta work on the verbiage, but yeah. - There's a couple varieties. Take a vote. - But I will say I was not shocked to come in at score keeping and yeah, there goes Kirby. - Breaking the scoreboard. - Cassie had to sharpen her pencil again. - She had to sharpen her pencil again. - She had to flip the page of the scoreboard. - I had to go to the back of the classroom and put my pencil in and turn that down. - We gotta do 2,000 now because. - Yeah, well, all right. 2,000s, yeah, I'll lose to that. I don't think there's any outlaw country music from 2,000 to now. Is there? - Code to change. - Code to change. - Code to change. - I'm like, we've got a couple of-- - Malmason. - There's a handful. - And there's a lot more coming up now than there were 10, 15 years ago. - No, I don't think band of heathens would be considered an outlaw country. I mean, they got that good song. - They got that one. - That one gets on Hurricane. - The one, oh, the good one that you play. - The guy with the tattoos, I always forget his name. - Oh, uh-- - Jelly Roll. - Thank you. - Oh, just sounds like he should be a rat. - I mean, I like his music. - Not rat, no. - I wouldn't consider that outlaw country, though. - Okay, I'm back to camera-bitter. I'm going-- I'm going local. (laughing) - Yay, Kimmy Bitter. (laughing) - I'm new here, so. - That was so fun getting to know Amber. - Yeah, man, Amber's awesome. I'm telling you, that's one of the most bad-ass chicks we've had on the show. - I love it. - I love it. - I'm her everyday. (laughing) I'm just kidding. - Sweet curbs are pretty bad-ass, but. - Curbs is freaking bad-ass, man. - But Amber-- - I don't run a biker bar, though. She wins. - Amber runs a biker bar. - No, she wins. For sure. - Heck yeah. So how have you been at CASA? We haven't seen you in, it feels like months. - It hasn't been months, but no, a couple weeks. - Yeah, no, I've been digging, listening to the show. All the guests that you guys have had. - No, yeah. - Been fun. - Fun. We're up to, you guys were up and coming. - Oh gosh. - Cabo? - Yeah, I guess we did. I was like, which trip? We've been a little giant-y. - I saw a picture of you holding a giant beer. - A giant beer? That was from our Germany trip. - Oh, that was from Germany, okay. - Yeah, it was like bigger than my head, I think. - I was gonna say the stamp on the glass said, what did it say, HB? - Yeah. - So-- - Hofbrahaus. - Oh, I thought it stood for huge beer, because that's-- - You know what, I think maybe that's what it should stand for. - Huge ass beer. - Huge ass beer. - It would say, "Ab," it would be HB. - Yeah, yeah, that was in a beer cart. Eric took that, but-- (laughing) Well, there is actually a story behind that. We had had some beers and some pretzels, you know, was-- - Germany. - Summertime in Germany. And he said he was done, I said, okay, I'm gonna get one more, he goes, I'll go get it. He came back with two more, and they were like three times the size of the first one we had. Have you seen the video of the girl in Germany? - I clearly have to brush up on my German. (laughing) - She carries like, it's on YouTube. - Yeah, it's not mine. - That was Shizer, isn't it? - Oktoberfest, does that sound nice? - Yes, yeah. - She literally has like 12 beer glasses, those big ones, they're insane. And she like maneuvers them all around, and then she's like-- - And then she stacks them up? - Yes, and she's probably 90 pounds if she's a pound. - Yeah. - And it has her body weight and beer, and stacks them all up, and her leader hose in, and her little outfit, and-- - Yeah, that is actually at the actual Hopper house, but it blows my mind how these little girls can carry that much. It's like 150 pounds of beer. - I don't know, I had to ask them for a wagon. - They were trained. - Eric, that little girl could carry 12 of me fingers, too. - I think so. - You had to ask for a wagon? - Yeah, I had to ask for a wagon. - I'm impressed with myself when I carry three wine glasses, like, and I got a little like a triangle in my fingers that Kirby knows exactly what this is. - I do, 'cause every so often, you hit it wrong, and then one glass falls over, and you're like, "Shit." - And you're like, "No, that can't be it." - They're like trying to jigsaw puzzle each other. They're like interlock, they're like cock-eyed. - 15, 20 of these giant, and the glass, it's not even just the beer, it's not like a pint. - Yeah, they're like big ol' mugs. - They're big mugs. - Huge mugs. - I couldn't carry like two of mugs empty. - Big ass beers, bag. - I'm like, "Did I just get a straw 'til it's halfway gone?" 'Cause I can't even lift it. Anyway, it's good to be back. - All right, so here in the United States, we do 12 ounce curls, this is a 12 ounce beer. That's not too bad, I can do that. (laughing) - I'm like, there's 12, there's 16. I don't know, I've got a four ounce whiskey here, so. - How was the, was there like live music a lot out there? - You know, we didn't run into that a whole lot. - No, there was so much history, and so much, there was so many things to do, that we, I don't think we even made the time to go look from, oh, that's too well. - We tried to search out a little bit. There was some street performers and stuff, which is always fun. - Oh yeah, and some buskers. - That was in New Marked or Oberplatz. That's my German. - Was you? - Was you? - Yes. (laughing) - That's my German. - Did you just sneeze when I was-- - I did, yeah, there was actually a street performer that we stopped to watch, and he was really good. - I know, I know, cool, cool. - But it's the music scene in the streets is very different there than it would be, even in downtown San Diego, or New Orleans, or anything like that. - Yeah, it's always weird to think about like, other countries, and do they have like, you know, their style of music. Like, when you think of like Irish or Ireland, you think of like Irish music, you know. Are they playing Irish music on the side of the street in Ireland, or are they playing like Hank Williams Jr. (laughing) - I think a little of both. - No, they're playing Irish music with girls and clogs and tab shoes doing Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance. - Right, yeah. - No. - No. - I mean, then my head anyway. - I know, I love that. I love that for you. Well, they do that in like the deep tourist area, for sure. (upbeat music) - There you go. - Yeah. (upbeat music) - Hi, lad. - You gotta get your knee to do one of these things. - Yeah. - Oh yeah, you got it. - You gotta get your knee going. - For those, you can't see me in the studio, but Kirby is, I won't be able to walk tomorrow. - Yeah, this is all you can find in Germany everywhere. - Really? - No. - Oh, okay, I'm gonna say. (laughing) - I've never been, I've never been. - You know, though, on some level, you kind of wish. - It's true, because- - It's actually a little disappointing, 'cause you go there thinking you're gonna find stuff like that. - Yeah. - You know, German polka everywhere. - Yeah, it's like American music. - Yeah. - Merle Haggard. - Now, at Oktoberfest, you will, right? Absolutely, right? It's kind of the big events where they bring back- - Yeah, even here, like, Oktoberfest, you hear that kind of like, you're in the- - What was that in Home Alone, when she hitched her ride with John Candy, and he was the polka king? Yeah, polka, that's right. That was so good. Oh my gosh. - I saw a meme not too long ago. I was like, this is the master polka king. If you don't know who this is- - Yeah. - Then you don't know polka. (laughing) And it was John Candy. - I'm John Candy. Oh, I missed that guy. - Oh, good old Uncle Buck. (laughing) - And apparently, he was like such a nice guy. We watched a documentary on him during COVID, and absolutely without exception, not anyone had anything negative to say. Like, he was the nicest. - Yeah. - Like, he did a movie with Debbie Reynolds after Debbie Reynolds' heyday, and he, John Candy, had like the big dressing room, trailer, whatever, and Debbie Reynolds had like this little, like, not anything fancy. - For the potty. - And he said, absolutely not. I'll take yours, you get mine, you're Debbie Reynolds. - What a classic. - He was just like the nicest man. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's that guy. - There are German, there are country artists in Germany though, and there's actually a couple of big ones. - Well- - Which I thought was interesting. - Germany actually has kind of this love affair with- - Do they sing an English or? - No, this is one of their big ones. It's called- - It's very throaty. - The charts, I'll stem the zealot on. (laughing) (upbeat music) - That's it? - Yeah, Germany has got kind of a big love affair with the- - There is this thing. - Old West American. - Well, who's the base player for Sun Valley String Band Mart? - Martine. - Mr. Martine. - Martine. - He's Switzerland. - He's from Switzerland. - Switzerland, yeah. - And he tells us that there is a large, I don't wanna say underground, but there's this very, very niche country scene that's in Europe in this loop. - I think I mentioned there's an entire town in Germany called Pullman City, and it is dedicated to Old West. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, 'cause the glamorization of- - I mean, like John Wayne. - Oh, it's gonna sound like- - That's like a niche in the sense that it's the town is Old West or just the music and the people. - The town has turned into kind of a German amusement park. It's an attraction. - So it's like, when it's like a American Old West, right? - Yes, American Old West. - Yeah, be like going to a movie set, right? They've converted this whole town into an Old West town. - Like Tombstone. - Yes, or how we go to a ghost town, right? And there's saloon girls walking around. That's not how we live day to day, but yeah, there's this fascination since the Old West movies. And Germany specifically is in love with it. - That's wild, never been. Maybe one day I'll go. - I have not yet had the courage to wear, you know. Cowboy hat over there. - Yeah, right, right. Cowboy hat, who's as like as this guy? - A whole sample hat. Next trip, I'm taking my whole sample. I'm gonna do it. - We should go. - Vermont Radial is gonna book you some European tours for dirty confetti and just let you just go get full on outlaw. - Yeah, full on outlaw. - I really honestly think if we put the word out, you would be, it would be so many people because it's so authentically genuine American. - Yeah. - You know what I mean? - Yeah. - We did have a plan that didn't work with our schedule unfortunately was to go to Pullman City. And at every bar we stopped at, we were just gonna drop off coasters and stickers and CDs for. - Right, coasters. - Door of the Promotein. - Oh man. - Do a little Promotein for, you know. - That's Ramona Radio. - That's Ramona Radio. - Promote a radio. Maybe a little dirty confetti, you know, like. - How was it like in Italy, sweet curbs? Did they have like groups like in areas in Italy when did they have like country music or anything like that? Or was it all like Italian like? - No, they, so the biggest thing I can remember when we were in Italy is when we stayed in Tuscany, they had a giant joust tournament and they called it as a joustra. But it was like a medieval joust tournament. And it was, it reminded me of Harry Potter because all the people from the different cities would hang their flags out the mirror and blah, blah, blah, well, the city that we were staying in, which was a retzo in Tuscany won the joust for that thing. - Oh, that's a street festival right there, yes. - So they literally, we were having dinner at our villa and we could hear the music. So we all went down and they have like a beer garden, they had a giant thing, but it wasn't country music. It was like kind of like-- - The music of the town. - No, it wasn't even Italian music. It reminded me of like EDC, like electronic, like that kind of-- - Okay, well, that's kind of-- - That was kind of the same vibe there. You know, and this 2016. - Like the rave style kind of music. - Yeah, but people loved it and it was-- - This is why my son loves living in Europe right now, but yeah. - But there, yeah, it definitely wasn't country. - That'd be an interesting concept in Italian country band. - Look it, you've got your next gig. - Yeah, there you go. (laughing) - That's some more, Ray. - That's more, Ray. (laughing) - Okay, yeah, now you're gonna do a country version of some classic-- - When the moon hits your eye, like a big piece of pie. (laughing) - It's gonna be either blasphemous or it's gonna be fabulous, one of the two. - Blasphemy. - Yeah, that could go either way. I don't know, I'm interesting to think about though. Good thought. - What about, what do you like? Have you ever heard a band called Gypsy Kings? - I love the Gypsy Kings. I saw, well, I had tickets to see that in Barcelona. - Oh yeah? - Wait, Hope, I have to pronounce it correctly. Bartholona. - Bartholona. (laughing) - With your list? - It's not Bartholona. - Bartholona. - Have you heard the version of Hotel California that they did? - I'm not sure that I did. - Derek, you gotta look that one up. - But I love the Gypsy Kings. - Gypsy Kings, yes. - It's very cool. - Let's listen to this actually. - So where are they from though? - Spain, I think. - Spain, I think. - Okay, oh, Barcelona, sorry. - Yeah. - It is great, that's a very cool. - Oh dude, they made it big. - Yeah. - Oh yeah. - Oh yeah. - Oh yeah, we'll check this out. - Yeah, let's check it out. 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It's dos, ma servesa. - Dora servesa. - Pore favor. - No, I do know how to. - Juan Trebajar in El Hardin. Juan works in the garden. (laughing) Thank you, Mr. Easter. - No, but I'm going to be honest with you. With that song, the music in that song was amazing. - Isn't that amazing? Like classical guitar. - And that's actually, Gypsy Kings, that's how they got to be so huge in that genre. The musicians are fantastic. - Very good. - I mean, I'm going to be honest, the only word I knew in that song was... - California. - Oh, California! (laughing) - That was pretty cool. (laughing) You know what? I heard a story about that band. I don't know if it's true or not, but I know my friends. He's a Guatemalan. Good friend of mine. He said that he'd seen him in a concert or something like that, and the guy that comes out and plays the lead guitar. His guitar is shaped like a giant willy, if you will. - A giant part? - A giant part. - Not Willy Nelson. - A giant wiener, if you will. - I was like, "I raised boys. We used the actual words." (laughing) - Come on, there might be kids listening to this. (laughing) - Because Willy is better than Willy. I like maybe it's pieces Johnson Johnson is an essence. There was an SNL Remember from Saturday in that live like I think it was the guy who played on oh man I hate it when I have a really cool idea and I can't make it come out But somebody that was trying to explain we're gonna help you know the who was the who was the who was the after? No, Mike Myers. Yeah. Yes, my oh and Austin powers. Yeah, Austin powers. Yeah, okay. There's a giant Wayna get your way in here. It was like the baseball stadium. Holy crap Johnson Get on this but he had a skit on SNL for a while where he played this little kid who you remember Maybe you don't remember there was this skit from the 70s. Yes, and his mom would tether him to the jungle gym No different but there were so many good ones But there was this Saturday morning skit about this kid everything he drew on paper came to life And he did a little spinoff on that and he was this little kid in a bathtub and he would tell stories from the bathtub And he would always say are you looking at my bits of pieces? That was the whole point of what I was trying to say That almost sounds money Python-ish. Yeah, it was funny. Yeah, I do remember the one What was this in the talk show and he would always he say I'm for clumped talk amongst yourselves. Oh, don't you remember? Yes, I do and he would say that word the only one I remember is he was talking about a thigh master is neither a thigh nor a master I'm getting for clumped talk And he has like this big blonde wagging glasses. Oh my god I am gonna say one day we should do an entire episode on money Python. Like I don't like spam What is your favorite color? I will get some coconuts. We can clang them together Bring out your dad Like okay, I'm sorry to our listeners if you don't know money Python go watch all of them life of Brian come back life A Brian was one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and we'll do an entire episode Who was that like John clays She's talking about named people look at it. Oh, I win. That's how I win. I know the names and the Art attached to them. I always sit in the back going. Oh, I know that guy. I know that guy Got a digital memory. It's bullshit. No, you know what's crazy So about like what is it like in like Europe when it comes to smoking cigarettes? You know how I hear in United States? Yes, everybody smokes. You can't smoke anywhere. Everybody smokes like in any restaurant. So yeah I wouldn't say everybody there's been a shift. So like in the UK, it's way different than in Germany, France, Italy I'll speak to Germany and Italy specifically because those are recent, but yeah, probably 25% of the population you still go if you nothing's really inside anymore. Oh, yeah, but outdoor cafes That's a smoking zone when I was in Italy literally everybody smokes Yeah, 2016 and Germany's unique because Bavaria is different from the rest of the Germany. Yeah, the rest of the Germany The rest of the Germany's Yeah, so like if you're in Berlin, etc. There are still maybe pubs you can go to and smoke inside But Bavaria is a little more well, they call it conservative, but they they've banned things a little more So you go outside. Yeah, that's what was crazy when we were in Florida a couple weeks ago Like we were we were in this bar and we were sitting at the bar We're just chilling during gun and I saw an ashtray on the bar and I'm like we smoking here. Look at that Anyway, so so we saw ashtray, and I'm like, wait, we can smoke. He's a guy I'm like fuck But I will say the difference is from Florida to like Southern California in Florida at least where we were in Miami Most of the places were open like the front door was open there. It wasn't like a closed, but they leave it up to the That's the biggest difference. I mean Las Vegas, right is a different thing Texas, Florida, and you go other places Yeah, I remember a couple years ago. I was in Texas in Austin or somewhere around anywhere anyway text and I was on an Applebee's And there was ashtray sit at the bar. Yeah, did they ask you smoking or not? I can't remember the last time somebody asked me I hate to interrupt this little fun thing. We're gonna play a song you guys got to think about a punishment So we're gonna come back and do this whole name that tune thing We're gonna do it again. It just means we already won. Well. Yeah against our guest. I know that was against our guests We curves. All right, so who gets to pick the year the loser that would be you Travis. Oh, I get to pick the year. Yeah, you lost 80s country. All right, we're gonna be waiting these music, but not all right normal kind of That's so funny that you just said that because that damn song She might have already just done her fun. I was at work I thought we were gonna cut to a song. I was every kill of each other and I was whistling that song for some reason and Austin the guy I work with Gerbs. His work boyfriend. I'm never gonna dance again I'm like damn. I'm a good wrestler. If you could understand that. Oh, it's fun fact about Gerbs He is German by bloodline Only song against singing German is happy birthday and he's saying it one time for Travis his birthday. Yeah, I had a talk about Germany verbs love you. I love this. All right. Thank you for punishment. We'll grab back. All right I was raised off a rule round three I'll pass where the black top ends We'd walk to church on Sunday morning raised barefoot back to John's this film It's where I first saw Mary on that roadside pickin blackberries I summer I turned a corner in my soul down that red dirt road Oh Your daddy didn't like me much it my shackled up GT. Oh, I Sneak out in the middle of the night throw rocks at her bedroom We turn out to headlights Drive by the moonlight talk about what the future Down that red Where I drink my first beer Where I found Jesus Where I drink my first car I tore it out of pieces I learned a path to heaven for sinners and believers Learned that happiness on earth ain't just for high Cheavers How come no, there's life it both ends that red dirt Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh I went out into the world I came back in I lost Mary Oh, I got her back again Driving home tonight feels like a found along the street Where I drink my first beer Where I found Jesus Where I wreck my first car I tore it out of pieces I learned a path to heaven for sinners and believers Learned that happiness on earth ain't just for high Cheavers How come no, there's life it both ends Oh, I'm learning how come no, there's life it both ends That red dirt road All right, we're back. What did we come up with Eric? All right, so here's what's gonna happen. You picked 80s, right? 80s All right, so we're gonna do 80s country And the loser, here's what's gonna happen if you lose I'm gonna play you a phrase in Spanish Since we were talking earlier about how good your Spanish is You have to you have to try to figure out what you're learning And you have to try to speak it back to me And then you did that make sense? So I'm gonna play a phrase and you're gonna try to say it And you have to tell me what you just said You're saying you're gonna have to say it like he's gonna lose Yes, but before we do that I will never miss if I did not Give a shout out to our newest sponsor Ramona family naturals We love you. We appreciate you Dirty confetti every Thursday on the patio Health food entertainment Amazing people and check them out best seasonal produce Seasonal produce may have the best And all done not to mention all the summer has been amazing All organic All organic Thank you Ramona family naturals Appreciate your support All right, does that make sense? Do you understand what the loser is gonna have to do? I mean, it's in a foreign language so we don't completely Understand, but I think we get the rules No, the funny part is you're gonna have to try to say it back to me Okay, do you speak Spanish? No Okay, so you're going to read it and probably mispronounce it too And then I guarantee you at least half our listeners do So Carla, next time I see you, let us know if we messed up Apologies Carla All right, are we ready to do this? All right, let's do it Okay, everybody understands what's happening We don't need to explain the rules anymore Everybody understands it And if you're listening for the first time, you'll figure it out Oh, we got one left, sweet curbs That one Oh, and this isn't the broken one, thank God Okay, here we go, are we ready? Ready Travis Go ahead Ready Travis Deeper than the hauler There you go Oh, Travis is pulling a hat early Next song Next song Kirby's getting warm up Here we go Here we go Five more seconds Kirby Go ahead Cumberland Road Church on Cumberland Road Oh, dude, yeah We've got five seconds for the artist Shandy Doll That's it We don't have a tie All right, here we go Go ahead Oh, she didn't say it wrong Over to Travis, five seconds Five more seconds Travis, go ahead All right, all right, all right, all right Five seconds for the artist I can tell you that it's a cover song It's a Johnny Cash cover song But it's not Johnny Cash Got a guess, Kirby No idea Marty Stewart Marty Stewart, okay Travis is ahead, let's read it too When I said my name, I thought it was John Michael Montgomery And then I realized I was not babies That's funny Here we go [music] Travis Go ahead Eagles [buzzer] Well, I spent a lot of time Looking for you You know the song, huh? You know the song Five more seconds Single bars and good time lovers Kirby Go ahead Looking for a love [ding] Know the artist? Don Williams? 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I can tell you that Disneyland arrived. >> I lost my ass at name the two. >> Please remain seated with your hands and seat inside the vehicle. The nominal since Centello, sport for gold, something like that. >> I'm going to be seated, please. >> Top doesn't choose on the floor. >> All right, give me a nice one. >> That's it, that's it. >> That was it? >> That's it. >> You have to try to say it, but did you- >> I can't. >> Why? >> Okay, hold on. Just play the second part because I can, wait, play it again. >> Okay, hold on, I got to get rid of that. >> We don't break her be green, I got that part. >> Okay, hold on, we're going to pull that out. Here we go. >> Finelmente per dieltracero and name that tune. >> One more time. >> Finelmente per dieltracero and name that tune. >> Villar de mein. >> Finel. >> It's a vane. >> Finel. >> Name that, please. >> That's very fast. >> I think he's got it on triple speed. >> The whole takeaway here is you've learned to do one new word, por cero. >> Por cero. >> That's your ass. >> I thought Kula was going to say- >> Carla, I'm in a need. I thought so much tutorial, I'm tutoring. >> Next one we'll do in German, I don't know. >> All right, Travis. Say good night. >> All right, Travis, say good night. >> Thank you guys so much for hanging out with us. Cassie, Eric, sweet curbs, you guys have a great rescue. >> So good to have Amber on tonight. >> Yeah, it was awesome to have Amber, Josie's hiding out. Don't forget to go over there at some point in your lifetime because it's an awesome place. But in the meantime, you guys have a good night or good afternoon if you're listening to this in the morning on Monday and drive safe, make good choices, God bless you, and we'll get you next time. [MUSIC]