- Does it look like I'm looking at you or no? - Yeah, fully. - Whoa. - You're so tiny for me that like, like I'm not exaggerating you're this big for me. - It's probably 'cause I'm so petite and skinny. - That could be it, I guess. - That's what you're referring to, yeah. - I'll pin you. Oh my gosh, that's what I'll do. Nice, now you're this big. It's good. - Put a little meat on my bones. - Yeah, if you want a burger, then get a burger. Yup. - Are we recording? - Oh my God, hi. - Hi. - Hi, computer husband. - What? - Hello. - Hi. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Hi. - Hey. Hey Brooke, welcome back to Brooke and Connor make a podcast. - Welcome back, it's always good seeing you. Tell us a little bit about where you are. - I am in. - You're obviously here in our space, but in a different way also. - Physically in two ways, and physically I'm there and here. Here in the studio I am, and I'm also here in New York City. - Wow, New York looks good on you. - Oh my gosh, girl. You can say that out again. - Girl, what's the temperature there? - Girl, it's 74. - Girl. - Girl. - Girl, it's gonna be 104 today, girl. - Whoa. - Yeah. - Girl. - Damn. - Well, what are you doing in NYC? - What? - What are you doing in NYC? - That's an important question to ask. Mainly I'm working late. - Really, 'cause you're a singer? - Well, due to being a singer, but it's really just out of ease of travel because of me being scared of flying in planes. I've decided since I was in Michigan last week and I'm going to Minnesota to start tour on Friday. - Wow, have you ever been to Minnesota? - I've been to Minnesota. - What's the like there? That's on state that it's like I can't even imagine what we're working with. - There's a lot of like, there's a highway. Let's look at the map. - Okay. - I'm the map, I'm the map. - The map of the U.S. or of Minnesota? - Oh, the Minnesota, 'cause I know that it has, it touches to other states, most of all. - Definitely, I can see that happening. - It might even touch a body of water. - Yeah. - Minnesota, if you're able to find it. Yeah, it touches Lake Superior and it seems that even touches Canada, so. - It would seem that way, yeah. - I'll be in Minneapolis, which is very close to Wisconsin. - Oh, that's a big, that's a big city. - What we're working with in Minneapolis is birds. - Birds? - Curds. - Curds, like cheese curds? - Yeah, like she is and cheese curd. - Cheese curds. - Yeah, I've never had cheese curd. - You've never had poutine. - What'd you call me? (laughing) - Poutine. - Girl. (laughing) What are you talking about? - It's like that Canadian tree. - Talk about poutine over the end of the studio. (laughing) To my left, directly to my left is grown up. - Shut up for one second so I can tell you what poutine is. - I'm about poutine over there. - It's like fries with gravy and cheese curds. - Hang on, let me wrap my head around that for one second. Fries with gravy and cheese curd. - That sounds like you would like it. - I'm sure I would, what is a cheese curd? - You just said cheese curd. - Yeah, I say a lot of things. I don't know what they are. - It's a cheese curd. - What is a curd? I think it's a question. I know what cheese is. - You know like curdled milk? - Curd. - It's starting to feel like a slur. - I know it is. - No, I don't know what I-- - But you know when milk curdles and it's like gross? - Yeah. - That's what it, honestly, essentially what a cheese curd is. I think it's just like hard milk. - You've just put the hard milk in the air fryer or what? - You put it on the fries and gravy and that's poutine. Oh my God, that's a young gravy song, it's Betty. Gravy got cheese, now that's poutine. - Oh no. - Or something like that. - Izzy, can we confirm that curdles are just like curdled rotten milk? - Cheese curds are moist pieces of curdled milk eaten, either alone or as a snack. - Yup, girl. - Whoa, curd, I know you ain't talking about poutine in this video. Maybe you should make, maybe Brooke and Connor should make poutine. - I have been to Canada once and that was the whole thing, everyone was just like, you have to try poutine, you have to try poutine. And then I didn't, I didn't like it. - I kinda feel like poutine would stop your heart and everyone always talks about how American food is so greasy and stops your heart but I feel like that would stop me dead in my tracks and I would lose feeling in my right arm. - The gravy made the fries like way too soggy. Obviously like the curds weren't for me right now. - I feel like you would like the curd. - No, you know I'm weird with cheese. - Oh my gosh, you don't like cheese. And you know what's so crazy is my two favorite like action items on a menu or let me get that sparkling water and let me get that cheese. - Oh my God, those are the two things that you'll never see me order unless you know the drill, it's a mozzarella base. - Do you like that one that's hard to say that starts with an H? - Barata, no, I don't like any cheese that should start with an H. - Aluminum. - No, I only like mozzarella and barata which I think is just also mozzarella. - It is. Well, Hulumi's really mozzarella adjacent, it just like looks like an eraser that you get in the scholastic book. - Yeah, I know what you're referring to, I don't want that. They don't even try with Hulumi, they're like here it is, open up. - Are there any cheeses you don't like? - Yeah. - Do you like blue cheese? - Like very sparingly, I feel like blue cheese, you know, when they're like, do you want to dip your wings and blue cheese? I'm like, I don't want it as a dip. I don't mind if it's snuck into a salad, like a wedge. - That's the only time I'll send food back is if I say like no blue cheese on a salad when it comes to blue cheese. - Yeah. - I'll say, I can't. - Yeah, I got, I was here like two days ago, two or three days ago and I got like a chicken and it was just like a-- - What do you mean here? - In New York. - Oh, okay. - Sorry, here is what I meant. - Yeah. - And I ordered this like chicken breast and it was really delicious, but then I bid in and there was like eight or nine bones. And it was a breast, you know, it wasn't like a place where bones should be. - Right. - So then I was like, hmm. And I asked the way, I was like, there's a bunch of bones in here. I was like, oh. - No, the bones in your breast. - There's bones in my breast, which like, this is a good time for us to remind everybody like to feel around for lumps. - Okay, yeah, that is important. Thank you. - Because I was feeling around for lumps in my chicken breast, but everyone should feel around in their breasts for breast lumps. - Thank you, Connor. - Yeah. - Breast curds. - Breast curds. - Perhaps you've been some curdling in your right breast or left, many forget about the left. - That has my mouth watering like derogatory. - Breast curd? - Yeah. - Sorry, you stopped me in my tracks. Breast curds have you mouth, your mouth. - Like, but like, I'm feeling sick. - Oh, okay. I thought you meant derogatory, like, towards women. - No, no, no, like, it's making me completely uneasy. - Got you? Let's move on. - Yes. - If you don't mind. - No, totally fine. - But thank you for the reminder to check your breasts. - I, you know, as, as people magazines. - I know, I was wondering when you were gonna slip it in, I'm shocked you waited so long. Let's talk about it. - Yeah, Brooke, as, as people, people magazine. People magazine online's one of four nominated, sexiest man on TikTok nominees. Yeah, I do like to remind women to check their breasts for curds. - Did you know that was coming? - No, no. - That's not something that, like, was a publicist venture. That was people's team. - Wait, is it, I wanna go through the whole thing if you don't mind, if we can do each one. Do you mind if we, if we go through each one? - There's like, there's like 25 pages of-- - No, there's not, I already did it. - It's 18. - I can do such a speed round. - Okay, let's do it. And I'd like your participation too. - I'll just say it was-- - Basically, they're just like people's, people's sexiest blank and there's four choices. And Connor and I are just gonna speed answer. I'm sure we'll feel the same way about everyone. - Yeah, and when we get to my page, I wanna, I do wanna pause and like go through. - Of course, of course, we'll pause on your page. - Okay, so let's go one, two, three for, let's, let's read the options and go one, two, three, and see when we-- - I love that, I love that idea. - Okay. - Okay. - So, 2024-- - Can I say, should I read the options too for the audio listeners? - Yeah, yeah, we should read them all. Lending like a one, two, three. - Okay. - Do you wanna read it, do you have your glasses? - Yeah, I'll have my glasses on too. Whatever you want. - Okay, go ahead. - Okay, who is 2024's sexiest part-throb? Gavin, see, Nicholas Galatlin, Manny Jacinto. I'm not familiar with his work, but adore him and Jacob Elordi. - And I think you're gonna be shocked by my answer. - Oh my gosh. - Yeah. - Okay, one, two, three, Jacob Elordi. - Nicholas Galatlin. - No. - What'd you say, Jacob? - Of course. - I think Nicholas-- - Yes, something, Nicholas has moved me recently, so-- - Right. - Yeah, I was watching "Red, White and Royal Blue." That's-- - I just, oh yeah, that makes-- - That's on me. - I was, so it's just like top of mind, Nicholas. - Yeah. - I didn't, I just realized like, this is all men, so sexiest just in general. Like, this is just specific to men. - It is specific to men right now. - Sexiest male hard draw. Gotcha, okay. - Yes, yes. - Gotcha. - Hey guys, we'd like to take a quick break to thank a sponsor of today's episode, Squarespace. Squarespace is the all-in-one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and succeed online. 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And I think, I just like really appreciate his work. - He's a timeless piece. - He's a timeless piece. - I do want to say about Glen Powell. I'm feeling really drawn to Glen Powell now because I was just back at UT Austin for that Uber event for students. And everyone was like, I got to interview with the daily techs and which is our school newspaper, which is really funny. - That's so cool. - Yeah, it was hilarious. And they were like, so we noticed that you, this is like a student reporter. We noticed that you're following a lot of the same footsteps as Matthew McConaughey and Glen Powell. And I was like, "Exactly." Oh my God, yikes. So feeling drawn to Glen. - Feeling yikes. Like I had no idea, like God works in such mysterious ways. - Like positive connotation? - Positive connotation. And now I'm feeling drawn to Glen the same way I was starting to be drawn to Matthew M after reading his novella. - No, you're one of UT's most notable alum, probably just like me and Martin Luther King are some of the most most notable alumni. So very exciting. - Okay, sexiest new dad. Maluma, Robbie P, Cole Tucker, Justin Bieber. On three, one, two, three, Robbie. - Robert P. - Yup. - Yup. - Easy. - Oh, okay. Okay. - It's the sexiest long-married star, 25 plus years old. We got Denzel Washington. - That's so specific. - I know. Denzel Washington, Kevin Bacon, Ted Danson and Tim McGraw. Ready? - One, two, three, Ted Danson. - Ted Danson. I knew it. I knew we were gonna rely on that. - Easy. - Sexiest TV host. I mean, it's like not even a question, man. Mark Consuelas, Jimmy Fallon, Seth Meyers, Mario Lopez. Do we even need to count to three? - Nope. Seth. - Seth M. - Myers. But I do wanna say really quickly, Mark Consuelas, like there isn't, like, and I'm so sorry because this is gonna come back and bite me in the tuckus, but Mark is-- - It's okay. - Cheers me to my core. He shakes me. It makes me feel uneasy. I'm clutching my curls. I am nervous around Mark Consuelas. - Hi, there is Connor. There's a sinister energy. - There is a sinister energy. The more I learn about Kelly Ripa, like same thing, but like him kind of just slithering his way into being like live with Kelly and Mark. - Mark. - I don't like that TV show now feels like a little bit like, a little bit like Hunger Games-y. - Oh, okay. - Anyways. - I totally see what you're saying. - That was probably like a bad analogy, but. - No, it's sinister. Okay, "Sexiest Podcast Host." I'm surprised you didn't, you are on this one. - I was wondering that. - Couldn't help but wonder that. Which one would you rather be on "Sexiest Podcast Host" or "Sexiest Tiktoker"? - Like, definitely podcast host? - All good though. - You don't get to choose, you don't get to choose your category. - It's the people's choice. - It's the people's choice. - Okay, TJ Holmes, I'm not familiar with his work. Josh Peck, Penn Badgley, Kelsey Brothers. - I don't know what you're gonna say. - Yeah, yes you do. - Okay, ready? - Yeah. - Are you trying to say what I think or what you think? - I'm gonna let you have this one. I don't really like, I love Josh Peck, by the way, I'm putting that out there, but I don't really have skin on the game here. - And my answer is Penn Badgley. - I know, yeah, yeah. - "Sexiest Dog Dad," you could have been on this one too. - Oh my God. I mean, I wouldn't be able to be on with these folks, but that's really nice. - Justin Thoreau. - Who is Justin Thoreau, by the way? - He is, he was dating Jennifer Aniston for a while and I get confused between him and Justin Trudeau. - Yeah, me too. - Who's the Prime Minister of Canada? - I'm familiar with his work. - Justin Thoreau, he was in a lot of stuff. He was in American Psycho, I think, or I could have made that up as well. I know he was in this movie, "I Love Wanderlust," which is Paul Rodden, Jennifer Aniston. He was in American Psycho. - Wow, nice. - Oh, he's really, he'll do. - Yeah, he's in a lot, but he's just like one of those faces that looks like every other face, too. - Yeah, I don't recognize him. Okay, but... - But Max Greenfield is my answer. - Yeah, I know. - Yeah. This one was tough. - "Sexiest Hand Man." - Why? - 'Cause there's no answer that's popping off. - There's, okay, we can skip. - Okay, perfect. Supportive partner. - Supportive partner in sports, I feel comfortable skipping, too. - Yeah. See, this confused me. (laughs) I just want to be frank. - Who makes Brat look sexiest? Troy Savon, Jo Jonas, Kyle McLaughan, or Barry Kogan. I see how that confused you, talk us through it. - I don't understand what Brat looks sexiest like. I was like, okay, Brat, he's like Troy Savon. He's got, he's like pretty involved with that. And then you give me Jo Jonas, and I don't really get how those two, like, align at all. - The Kyle McLaughan of it all is not raising any flags. - Yeah, it was like-- - Is it McLaughan or McLaughan? - I think it's McLaughan. - McLaughan, sorry. - Let's skip. - I'd like to cast my vote. - Oh, go ahead. - Well, I don't know if it's, I'm answering the question of who makes Brat look sexiest, and I love Troy, but Jo Jonas, I've been completely taken by him recently. But I don't know if in a Brat way. Anyway, let's move on. - Wow, interesting. - I feel good, it's good skipping sexiest tattoos. The answer's Jeremy Allen white though. (laughing) - Who's the Jen sexiest with the X capitalized? So it's like Jen X. - Who's the sexiest Jen X? - Ethan Hawke, Shamar Moore, Matt Dillon, Benjamin Brat. - They shouldn't put Brin's Benjamin Brat on sexiest Brat. - I was thinking that too, Connor. - I don't know any of these besides Ethan Hawke. - Okay, Shamar Moore is in Criminal Minds. So I obviously have to support him. - Yes. - Yeah. - Which sexy Fierro makes you want to fly? - Jonathan Bailey, Erin Tivate, Taydicks, Jelly McIntyre. The answer is Jonathan Bailey. Thank you. - Yay, here we go. - A sexiest guy on TikTok. - Okay. - Now. (laughing) Now let's dive in. - Let's. - So first of all, I want to say, the four men on page 15 of The Polls are Bru, our buddy Bru, he's a friend of ours. - Greatest guy in the world, by the way. - Genuinely, genuinely one of the nicest people I've ever met. I do want to flag also that I set him up with his girlfriend, Anna Sitar. That was all me, 100%. - I know. - They will back after that. I did it in person, and I brought them wrist and wrist into each other's arms. And they will tell you the same story. Okay, so we got Bru, we've got Mark Estes, who is one of the Montana boys, who is dating Christian Cavalieri. - I'm not familiar with him. - Well, he definitely deserves to be on this list. - Okay. - With Jerrodoff. That is someone who makes sense. We've got Noah Beck, who also, same boat, deserves to be on this list. And then you've got me here. And this photo was taken on the back patio. I was sweating a lot, wearing a sweater. My forehead, you could tell as like real estate, like if you, if someone decided to buy a billboard for any reason and wanted to advertise, you could buy my forehead here. It's the biggest it's ever been. Confused about this image choice. - I, yeah. I obviously think you look great in every picture. - Thanks, that's really generous. - The, I'm not, this one is just like a unique image to pay, it doesn't match the others per se. - Yeah. I'm feeling like, I'm feeling like Dr. McLaughlin on the page, on the brat page. Like, am I in it? It's kind of like a, which one of these, which one of these does not belong? - It's just like, I don't understand why every single picture of the two of us has to involve us looking like we're melting. - I look like I've been leathered, you know? I look like when you, your, you and your family go and visit like Pioneer Town and they let you take an old timey photo. - Totally, there's a waxiness to it. There is a waxiness. I don't necessarily feel like I look like that. But it's okay. - Yeah, this could, this could be a cousin, a lesbian cousin. - This is, this is me as a fibula-esbian. - fibula-es. - fibula-es. I don't feel aligned with this image, but that's okay, it's an honor nonetheless. 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I would take a picture of Max and me with our shirts off right now, but like, just me on here, I'm just like, I need to win, you know, like I need to win, but like I don't wanna have eyes it. - I honestly like, you will, probably. - I don't know because like for someone like Mark or Noah, I feel like this would like really help with their career, like this having this title under their belt. I just want it for the lore, you know? - I think the nomination and the photo was lore enough. - It's an honor, it's truly an honor, so thank you people. - Thank you people. It's just like any time I'm in a voting situation, it like gives me war flashbacks to when I lost, the only election I ever lost was senior year, junior, senior year of high school when I was like, really putting myself out there to be class president. And like spending a lot of time and effort and then I like didn't get in, like walked to like the flyer on the bulletin board at like 3.30 PM and it wasn't my name. - I'm sorry, Connor. I'm sorry, this is bringing stuff up for you. - No, it's fine. It's just like that kind of thing you don't shake. Like I'll be, I'll be in my 50s, 60s, even probably thinking about this. - God willing, aging is a privilege. - It's a beautiful thing too. - Should we keep going or, oh my God, that was the end. That's your vote. Enter your email, just below to cast your vote and to be the first person. - If you go ahead and enter your email address on that. - Let's see if they give us the results. - Oh yeah. Oh and go ahead and sign up for their newsletter. - Yeah, it can't hurt. - Oh November 12th, oh my God, this will be, wait, does this come out before then? - Yeah, this comes out tomorrow. - You guys go ahead and get over to people.com. - Oh, well, it will be revealed on November 12th. Let's put it in the calendar. - So we will reveal that unless I don't win. - In which case we will stay silent. It's a Tuesday, that's great. - That is great. - Okay, okay, that was fun. - Well Brooke, I haven't seen you in like ages, so. - It's been a month, I think. - No, I think it's been two weeks. - No. - Let's call it three, let's call it three and. - Let's yeah. - Let's call it three and we're on. - No, they're laptops, no Monday, yeah. - Oh my God, did you see that video of how much we say let's move on specifically? - We stayed a lot. - I've already said it like six times this episode and I've been making a conscious effort not to say it. So I do wanna apologize. You just squirted your water everywhere. - I just fully squirted when you said let's move on. - Yeah. - Yeah, we do say it a lot, I think it's fine. - Okay. - I do have to ask you, I don't know if you wanna share about flying with Max. - No, I'll share. I do wanna, even before we get into it, like a lot of people work on me about registering Max as a service animal, you are so right, should not have done that. And I will not do it again. And in fact, because that was not a fun experience at all, he pooped on my shoe mid flight and everyone was awarded 5,000 Sky Mile Points on Delta except, but they an announced it while I was on the ground scrubbing my foot and the ground in first class will not do that again. In fact, I sent Max home in a rental car with my dad from Michigan to Texas. So Max will not be above the ground ever. - Do you think he was nervous? - No, I don't. I don't think he was nervous. I think he, if you follow me on Snapchat, not to plug my Snapchat in every single opportunity again, he had woken me up that morning with the squirts. And I was like, geez, Louise, I hope that this is not, I hope this was like a one, he woke me up at like 2 a.m. And then we, or the flight was at like 450, we boarded. But he was good for like over half the flight. And then out of nowhere, he was like shaking and freaking out and I was like, oh my gosh, he's nervous. But I think that he was like, I'm about to shart like move bitch. I'm like, it's, I'm gonna let loose. And I was like, sit down, sit down, sit down. And he was like, just trying to find somewhere to, you know, let loose. And he did, it was on my brand new Brooks running shoes. So lesson one- - What was your reaction? Like as you saw the, saw it. - Well, I was like, I don't know what that was. Like he's just having like, you know, like a little bit of like a, like walls closing in type thing. Maybe he's like claustrophobic right now like he's in between the seats and he's pretty like ADHD, like maybe he moves around a lot, even at the home, in my house, like he'll lay over there for 20 minutes that he'll move over here and lay over there for 20 minutes. But I was like holding him, I held him after, well, I push the call button. She comes and it's like, it's okay accent, it's happened. And then he pooped again on my other shoe. And the people next to me were so nice. I'm like, they were like, no, we traveled our dogs all the time. It's okay. Like this stuff happens, no big deal. I was just freaked out. He was kind of shaking. So I held him in my arms while I would, and it was hot, it's hot in hell. And I was, he was just shaking and held him in one spot for the next like hour and a half, like bending my back over, holding him in one spot. And he was still like, like shaking and stuff, but they came over and like I cleaned and everything. But it was, it was bad experience. I will never do it again. So, bless you. - Wow. And do you really ever get that out of the plane carpet? Or is that kind of like a gift that will live there for quite a while? - It was mostly on my shoe. So my shoes are fine. And I'm hoping the carpet on the plane has the same fate. - Wow, that is like really tough. - It's really tough. - And I'm glad you made it through and that you kind of learned like where Max's limits are. - Right. I do want to say like he did get trained for the service unfortunately. He fully knows all of the things. Like I literally had to take him in for that. But when you got to go, you got to go. Like I think that that was unrelated to him. - Right. - As a, as like a good trained dog. - Right. - Like I don't think that they teach your dogs. - He was sick. - And boarding school had a clenched tighter, you know. - Yeah, he was sickly poor guy. - He's not feeling great. But yeah, thank you for asking. That was really traumatizing for like the next like three days. I'm sure for him, but like that, for the first time ever, I felt that thing that parents say, like I wish it were me instead of him. Like I wish I would have had pants. - Yeah. - And I can explain like, I am so sorry. Like I had, like I shouldn't have eaten Panda Express at like 6.45 a.m. Like my pants, my dad, you know. - Totally. - I was like explained to other people like, you never does this, you know. And they're like, okay, get away from me, you know. Like I had to throw out a lot of my suitcase 'cause I was using like t-shirts and stuff to clean up. So that was, that was truly something else. I had something else to say on that note actually. - Did you hear about my pet? - Brooke, okay. Yes, I heard about your pet. Tell me about her and then I wanna tell you something completely else. - Okay, it is, it's it's scared your loins 'cause it's a sad story. Basically a young woman came into my life by the name of Beth Ann. She was a fly and at first she was annoying me 'cause she was like flying around my house in a way that I didn't like. - Right. - And then she was doing that for a few days and then I had the conscious thought of like, "Oh, where's that fly?" And then I saw her resting on my new chairs and she was literally just resting and I could get so close to her and she wouldn't even move. Like I could really almost touch her. And then when I did touch her, she just moved a little bit to the curtain and then continued to rest for hours. And I just loved the way that she would just rest in different locations like her mom. - Yeah. - So I decided to adopt her as a pet. I named her Beth Ann. I would greet her in the morning. She was always either resting on the chair on the curtain. I would say goodbye to her when I left the house. She would be the first person I greeted when I came home. And then one day I came home and I was saying, "Beth Ann, Beth Ann, Beth Ann, I couldn't find her anywhere." - Yeah. - And I was expecting her, I had left a bagel with egg salad on the table. I was expecting her when I had left her, she was on the egg salad just like-- - Your mom's gone like that side of it. - Yeah. - Yeah. I had expected her to be on the egg salad. She wasn't. So I'm like, "Okay, she'll turn up. "She'll probably find her way back to the curtain "or the chair." So I go to do the dishes and then I finish the last dish and I look at the sponge and Beth Ann is on the sponge. Not moving. Mm-mm. I say, "Beth Ann, Beth Ann, not responsive." Then I touch her and you know, she doesn't really like to be touched, but she let me touch her a lot. And it was because she was dead. So-- - Oh, it's heavy. - Very heavy. - Yeah. - It was no one's fault. It was no one's fault and-- - It was her time, Brooke. Like in human years, she was like 104, probably. - She lived a great life. - And I mean, in fly years, she was probably, well, no, in fly years, she was probably 104, but she was probably a measly 22 hours or so old in our time. - Yeah, so I still have the body. I did an open casket service. She was later on a post-it note that I had written some words for her on the post-it note. She's still resting on the post-it note. I'm not ready to part with the body yet, but I think we'll do a burial for Beth Ann when that time comes. - It's important to heal. Healing doesn't, it looks different for everybody and it's not linear. - Exactly. And I feel like people need to respect that grieving process because a lot of people have been DMing me like you need a cat, like this isn't normal. Her body's still warm. Give me a second. - Yeah. - Yeah, so that's all that. Hey guys, we'd like to take a quick break to thank the sponsor of today's episode, Embark. We're so excited to be partnering again with Embark, the provider of the most accurate dog DNA test on the market and the best gift to get the dog lover in your life. Go to embarkvet.com to get free shipping and save $50 on the breed and health test with promo code BNC. - With Max, everybody's always asking what he is. I was getting pretty used to lying, you know? I kept saying pug 'cause I thought it was funny. 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To the spider, the shadowed creature in the corner of the room, I hate you. You scared me just as your brothers and sisters did before you and I will tell you what I told them. You're a trespasser that does not belong here. You entered without knocking. Roamed freely like this is your home and decorated my walls with unwanted silk webs without asking. You may not be the only killer here, but only one of us is innocent and it's not you. The spider says to me, "It's brittle body, squash, and dying. It's not you either." There's venom infused in my vanx, but I was born this way. What's your excuse? If you could count your murders, how long would you be counting? Am I really this threatening? I thought human hearts were bigger than mine, but you've killed me with malice instead of marrow of your bones and poison bubbling behind your scalp. And I'm sorry for scaring you, but I didn't know being seen would cost me my life. Maybe, if you didn't fabricate the prickly feeling of my legs creeping upon your skin while I crawled across the living room floor, if the webs I weaved were made of cotton candy and captured clementines, cherries, and sweet peas rather than struggling wings and blood, if I had a pink tongue, plush fur, a wagging tail, and fur legs, and four legs instead of eight, if I had only two eyes and they were glittering stars and not super massive black holes, if I was the same but looked different, maybe you wouldn't hate me. Maybe you wouldn't have loved me either, and maybe you still wouldn't have let me stay, but maybe you would have shown me the door or a window. Maybe you would have shown me mercy, but you're still standing and I'm still sorry. I think maybe no matter how reluctant mercy would have been enough. Oh, my God. I didn't know existing would cost me my life. But there's so much more, like, I like-- There's so much in there. Who is the author of that? It's-- And what happened to them? A fighter. Yes, of course. They died. Charlotte Icabatica. They died at the hand of someone who is-- Of a killer. Not only-- Let's not sugarcoat it, of a killer. But, like, not only no better than the spider who was not acted on crimes that were placing on its back without, you know, anything to back them up. But it is truly innocent. A killer with venom in their heart that they were not born with. Disgusting. Oh, my God. That really is, like, disgusting. Thank you for sharing. I had to. You had to. I had that screenshotted from, like, two and a half weeks ago. And I was like, I need not forget this. Now, the second thing that I was gonna say, and this is kind of switching gears and bringing some light, is I have been, you know, I leave my windows and doors open at my house. So I'm very familiar with all of this. Preachers and stuff. Yeah, a lot of roommates. Yeah. I have flies and I always think it's funny because I kind of like having them in because Max tries to find them in the house and chases them. And I'm like, that is so goofy that-- Oh, my God. Max would have loved Beth Ann. Oh, my gosh. He chases him and he, like, tries to get him in his mouth. And I think it's funny. I was like, oh, you'd like, you know, I'm thinking, like, oh, you bows, holy, you're so down that you're playing with a fly. I got a Snapchat memory from, like, three years ago, four years ago, me at my parents' house, saying, I've been in my parents for two days. I'm so bored, I'm playing flat tag with a fly. And I have a legitimate, I'll have to send you this video. I'm trying to find him, I'm trying to find him, poke him and he flies away and then he lands and I poke him and he flies away and he lands. I was having so much fun. So like-- Yeah, he's-- Not only am I no better than a fly, not only am I no better than a spider, not a dog, we are the same. That's the moral of the story. We're kind of like, in third grade, every morning, we would light incense and stand in a circle holding hands and say, we are all related, it's that. - See, I love this, but you know, they're not doing taxes or passing any laws. So I guess like, we're a little different. - Well, we're all a little different, but we're all, we're all related. - I mean, we're all cut from the same cloth, I think it's a good way to, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - How beautiful. - How beautiful. - Which brings me to my next kind of side, side quest. I'm just a bill, I'm only a bill and I'm sitting up on Capitol Hill, or, yeah. - Conjunction, junction. - What? - What? - You have a bunch. - What? - And where did that come from? - I don't know, it's good though. - It's awesome. I would like to play it on my car ride home. Thanks for bringing me to our attention. - Of course, it came to me like almost-- - What did you say, do not have schoolhouse rock? - Do what? - I said kids, these days do not have school. Well, I mean, I guess they could play it, but like, I don't think teachers are doing that. - You know, the fact that we just brought up conjunction junction, what's your function? Like, I don't totally know what the function of a conjunction is, but-- - Wait, let's go back to the source, conjunction. - What's your function? - What's your function? (laughing) - Randomly, that's when the song starts to fade out for me, at the function part. I think it's breaking up words and closet. You know what I mean? - We can't play it, can we? - Hmm. - It's breaking up, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - We'll have to look it out. - Jug, jug, how's that function? What's your function? - Hookin' up words and phrases and clauses. Yeah, if that ain't the truth. - Hookin' 'em, okay, yeah. - I'm a little bit fuzzy on the rest of the song. - Introduction-- - What are the other songs? ♪ So I've had my adjectives ♪ - Oh, I'm not familiar. - Okay, there's adjectives. Can we look up a list of schoolhouse rock songs? Ooh, the adjective one was really pretty. Like that sounded really pretty. - The tale of Mr. Morton, oh my God, I don't remember how that one goes, but I know it was so good. Whoa, okay, kind of forgetting every other one. Did you ever know the song "Tingalayo"? ♪ Tingalayo ♪ ♪ Run little donkey run ♪ You know that one? - No, we'll have-- - My donkey, he, my donkey, oh, I loved that one. - You'll have to send it to me. That sounds like something I would like. - What are my favorite band, Parachute Express? They were awesome. - In past tense, Parachute Express, what's your favorite band? - I actually don't know if it's by them. I think maybe they just did a cover. Yeah. - You're saying you'll have to let me know? - I'll let you know. Sorry. - I'm looking at our notes and I'm really confused about some of the stuff you added. - Yeah, ask me anything. - I think this has AI and then that's it. - Oh my God, yeah. I'd like to talk about something. - Okay. - My Snapchat generates really disturbing images of me and Connor a lot of the time. I don't know why it just picks me and Connor to do as opposed to me and anyone else. I think you are my best friend on Snapchat and you have-- - Probably. - We Snapchat-- - That's probably-- - Well, all day, we Snapchat. - I know, that's our main form of communication. - We get, like, I don't know if you've talked to anyone else or age, by the way, like, people, you use Snapchat, like, whoa. - I was just having this conversation with someone. Was I having this conversation with you, Izzy? - You mean Kat. - And with Kat, last week, I love Snapchat 'cause it's like everything that is like too casual to say over text, but I need to say it, you know? - I also have some people that like, I don't really speak to over text at all. I have no reason to really text him, but they're my best friend, like some of my best friends on Snapchat and we just, like, we just, that's how we communicate. - Totally. - All right, I just wanted to get that clear of the air 'cause I know-- - So, obviously, AI, like, makes these really disturbing images of me and Connor here is the one that I'm about to speak about. Okay? I was high off of emergency and doing a Q&A on my Instagram and I just, like, used that, like, freak-ass photo as, like, one of the answers 'cause the question had something to do with B and C. And Connor, every response was like, why does Connor look like that? Like, is Connor AI? Or, like, is this your prom picture? Like, everyone was like, oh, clearly, like, this is AF Connor, but they thought it was really me. - Wait, why didn't I see that? - You did, you said I can't repost this, it's due to serving. - Oh, yes. - But everyone thought that that was, like, obviously not you. Like, they either thought it was, like, someone else from a prom picture of me or you AI, but they all thought it was actually me, which is so disturbing that woman is completely deformed, no disrespect to her whatsoever. And I'm so upset. And you got off the hook. - Well, I think the thing on, when you post pictures, like, on your story, I think a lot of people look at other people 'cause they're just assuming that, you know, it's you and your story, but, like, who's this other person? That's what I look forward to. - I guess that does look less like you, like, when you kind of zoom into it, like, this can't be Connor. - You need to send it to me so I can look at it over here? - Yeah, and I guess, like, unfortunately, like, I could see a world. Yeah, I wish I could airdrop it to you. - No. - I'll take the extra step. - Appreciate it. - Anytime, man. But yeah, that was upsetting that people thought that and I'm going to have to get some surgery or something. - Rock, give me a break and break. We're also in space. No one thought that was a real phone. - Connor, I swear all of my DMs were like, why does Connor look like that? Like, nothing about me. - Yours looks semi-normal. Like, this is like, I wouldn't even-- - I don't see that upsetting to hear that you think that. - No, my face wraps around, like, how a glow paints. Like, my eyes are rolling over to, like, where my ears are. Like, you just-- - I think my skin looks nice. - You look, whoever that is, whoever that woman is in that AI-generated photo just looks stoned. - Couldn't be me. - Hey, guys, we want to take a quick break to thank a sponsor of today's episode, Armra. I'm sure a lot of us are on the lookout for ways to better our fitness, our skin, or even strengthen our immunity. Well, we recently discovered an incredible product, Armra Clostrum. Ever since I started taking Armra Colostrum, I've noticed my hair feels so much healthier, softer, and longer. My nails have also been growing and feeling stronger. If you're someone who struggles with their gut health, Armra Colostrum combats bloating, making you feel lighter. - I've been noticing a lot of the benefits when I work out. I got Armra Colostrum before they were a partner here. I've been a big fan. I was honestly, I was swayed by an Instagram ad and I bought a bunch of them. 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I had an experience this weekend where we were all sitting around a bonfire on the beach and we had experienced some marijuana together, like just our part of the-- - Some you said? - Our part of the half circle around the bonfire and I was going, - Give me a kiss, give me a kiss. - Like our friends and they thought was really funny for some reason. And then when we looked up, the half circle had formed a full circle, but like facing away from us. Getting on the blanket, just us for laughing so hard at me saying, give me a kiss. And we hadn't even noticed that the circle had closed off and not included us. - Well, that's a fun memory between four friends. - It was super fun. Also, someone had like gone and jumped in the water. - Sure. - And like 20 minutes before, a shark had washed up on the beach alive and we like a group of us had gone and dragged it back in. And released it, but he decided to jump in naked. And I've swam naked in the ocean before and I just can't stop thinking like, when you go fishing and you have a worm on the end of a hook and it's just kind of flopping around and like fish think that's like, you know, they're like, there's a worm. That's what I always think about when you're swimming. That like a penis would look like a worm. - Oh, I wasn't following, but now I am. Yeah, I can see that. - I didn't explain that linearly, but like, and imagine that shark that had been dragged in the ocean. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm surprised I haven't been more like, bites to the crotch like that. - I know. - I guess they just go for the whole body if it's there. - They want to go big, they want to go for the big meaty clogs. - Yeah, go big or go home. That's what they always say in show business. - Someone else had talked about AI by the way, like going back to AI and saying like, what if all these creatures that we make like, have you seen those videos where it goes from like one AI image to another to another, and it's like a dog, and then it's a P10, and then it's like, and it's just like a deformed thing with like nine arms. They're like, what if every time we create something like that and then scrap it, like all of those creatures just live somewhere? Like we've created them, and then in another dimension, they all-- - Oh, that's a great movie idea. - Walk to the earth and they're gross and scary. Like in Toy Story, when all of those random creatures-- - Yeah, like the discarded, yeah, that's cool. You should write that book. - I don't want to, it scares me. I'm saying in a band, those poor creatures that like don't have a face, but they have like 10 arms. - Yeah. - Do you know what a cuck chair is? - Yeah, I wrote it down. Is that what you're seeing? - You wrote that down? - I wrote cuck chair. - Oh my gosh, I thought I did. - No, I wrote cuck chair and have a cuck chair. - You have a cuck chair. - Yeah, and I didn't know I had a cuck chair. - Tell me about your cuck chair. - I was sharing, I was giving a tour of my apartment, and everyone was like, why does everyone have a cuck chair? And I was like, what's a cuck chair? And it's my chair, it's a chair that faces the bed so that you can watch a cuck, can watch their wife having an affair. - Your cuck queen. - Or having sex with another man to be more Pacific. - Yeah. - So I have a cuck chair. - I made this TikTok, that's special, that you have a cuck chair, 'cause that's just like, really like a gorgeous-- - It's funny how things turn out, you know? - You, so subconsciously you've added a cuck. - Chair. - Chair. Well no, like I mean subconsciously down the line, that means like someone's gotta fill that seat. - Well no, here's the thing like, can you have a cuck chair without a cuck? - Yeah, that's just like planning ahead. - I mean, I don't see that happening for myself. - Brooke, you're setting yourself up to be a cuck queen. - I don't want to be a cuck queen. - Well it's not always being able to use the hands or delts, you know, like you have to play your hands, like maybe you're-- - My fate was set in stone when I bought the cuck chair. - Maybe your cuck is somewhere out there, maybe your cuck is right under your nose. - Maybe the, all right, the cuck is the friends we made along the way. But if I just simply moved my cuck chair, it would just be a chair. - Yeah, a cuck is all about orientation. - Yeah. - Cuck chair, sorry. - Yeah, I guess you're right. - Well I have a cuck chair. - Well, okay, so I made this take talk about this hotel I went to, I stayed in in Austin, which by the way, AC did not work even for one time and they kept sending the maintenance guy. It's fixed, leave as soon as you'd walk out the door, it would break. And they were able to waive my $20 amenity fee for one day. - Oh, that's sweet of them, they shouldn't have. - It was also one of those hotels where like I got in and I love it was like a nice hotel and you get in the lobby and you're like, this is gonna be a nice hotel. But you get in the room and it's like everything's kind of hollow, like it's almost like a movie set hotel room. You know what I mean? - Mm-hmm. - Like there's like a bar cart, but then there's nothing in it. You know, I was like, oh, this is just like a room with a bed, you know? But the one thing that I know was special, design wise, was instead of a cuck chair, they had like a little, they had a table and two chairs facing each other, almost like two cocks on a date. - Oh my God, a cuck dining set. - That's kind of beautiful the way that they set this up because it's like a cuck could bring a friend and then they could have like tea and maybe like get to know each other while whatever's happening in the bed is going on, you know? And maybe they learn something about each other while experiencing the cuck of it all. - So there's really not one piece of furniture that you can't put cuck in front of if you orient it facing the bed. - Why are we putting the cuck in a box? Also, I think that's a good question to raise. Why are we putting the cuck in a corner? You can't put cuck in a corner. - You can't put the cuck in a corner. Anything can be like, you can watch your wife have sex with another man anywhere. It doesn't have to be a bed. I'm sitting in a cuck chair. The Kelly Clarkson Wayfare Collection is a cuck collection. When you put your mind to it. (laughing) When you put your mind to it. You know, who's to say that I can't watch, that I can't watch my husband or my wife have sex with another man right in front of me on this table? Who's to say? Hello? (laughing) - I just got something really wet that shouldn't be wet. (laughing) - Someone's calling you. - The lady bro has FaceTime to be twice while I'm trying to clean this water off of all of these devices. Okay, yeah, okay. Like let me get my head on straight. - Totally. - A cuck chair might not even be a chair at all. It's kind of what we're saying. - Exactly. - It could be a cuck bar stool. Well that's still a chair. Hang on, see how trapped I am? Is that like the? - It's the rectangle square type of thing. The chair can't be a, not every chair is a bar stool, but every bar stool is a chair. - No, I think I'm being overcome by the patriarchy over here, like thinking like, so within the realm of a chair for cocks. - What? - I don't know, I'm just saying shit. Well, I love where I had- - It's kind of like we're using that word so casually, like is it a bad word? - No. - It's like saying- - Are you sure? - Yeah, it's like saying, well, can I compare that to cuck? Like a dominatrix, like same realm. Like it's just like something someone identifies as. - Like a sexual identity? - Yeah. - LGBTQIAC? - Legibic tukkuk, yeah. - Okay. You wanna hear my least favorite thing that people say now? - Yeah. - Hey, so this is insane. - So this is insane. I knew that you were gonna say this. - Hey, so this is crazy. - Hey, Bessie, so like- - No, I would rather be called Bessie for the rest of my life, and you guys know how much I hate that. I would rather be called Bessie for the rest of my life than get one more. Hey, so this is crazy. - I think that like, like as many times as we move on, like it just, like nothing ever changes. It just shifts, I like what they say. - Right. - Totally, it's just the evolution of hey, Bessie. - What was the one- - But somehow so much worse. - What was the one before Bessie, hey, Bessie? - I know. - I feel like there was one. - There was one, 'cause we always talked about it. Come on. - Oh, hey, Bessie. - Oh, crap, I don't know. - I don't either. - Anyways, I just made a TikTok about Anandelvie being on Dance With The Stars this season. - Is that real? - You see the cast? Yeah, it's completely real. - Yes, and Steven Ann is on it. - Even Ann is on it. Brooks Nader is on it. Joey from The Bachelor's on it. - Yeah, that's insane. - Anandelvie's on it. It's like gonna, I'm gonna watch, I'm gonna watch Dancing With The Stars. - What sucks for me is that like, I can't tell the difference between a good dancer and a bad dancer. - Well, it's not- - It's all moving to me. - It's, I think it's like how well can you retain? And I really think our boy with the ribbon legs is gonna kill. - Oh my God, I've had this huge glob of toothpaste on my shorts this whole time. Can you see that? - Yeah, I noticed it earlier. I didn't wanna say anything. - Why didn't you say something? - I'm just kidding, I can't see it at all. I'm behind this screen. - Oh, it's really bad, Connor. Sorry, continue. - No, that's all I was gonna say. I was just like, I'm excited. Like they really did a good job of bringing in people that like, I wanna see dance. - Yes, I totally, if I ever watch Dancing With The Stars, it would be this season. But you know how I just like, can't tell the difference between like a beat up truck and like a Ford Bronco? - Yeah. - That's the same kind of thing with dancing. Like I can't tell what makes a good dancer. - I think when you see it, you know, with some people think that like, some people you'd be like, oh my gosh, I can't believe you had that in you. - Right. - And there's an older gentleman that was in like, days of our lives or something, or like sunnies, I don't know, something like that. - Sunny was a chance. - Like all of these, there's like a lot of young-ins, you know, with like fully able body, but like he's a little bit older. So I think that he, like I'd like to see what he, if he can chuck some ass, you know? - I hope people can move. - I know. - Don't do something like kind of weird that happened to me last week. - Yeah. - Um, this requires like a little bit of context with my new therapist, slash emotional intelligence coach. Why are you smiling? - I'm just smiling at your emotional intelligence coach. Like that's- - You like like him? - Hey, pace up, that's crazy. - Hey, Bessie, so that's insane. Anyway, something that we're working on together is me trying to figure out like, the difference between feeling sick and feeling anxious. - Yeah. - And like how they're different. So like sometimes when I get anxious, I'll be like, I'm really sick, but like I'm just anxious. So like I have to kind of like check my body and be like, no, I'm just anxious. Like I'm not like gonna die, like whatever, okay? So I woke up last Thursday and this was the day I recorded the Hamilton Obsessed episode and I was feeling like, I was like, oh, I'm sick. And then I was like, no, I need to rewire. And I was like, I'm just anxious. Like I'm just anxious to be recording this Hamilton episode because I get really anxious about like recording episodes of Obsessed about things that like mean a lot to a lot of people. Like I was like sick over the Aqatar episode. And then I felt better when I ended. So I was like, no, I wasn't sick over the Aqatar episode. I was just anxious over the Aqatar episode, right? - Okay. - So I had to kind of reframe that like, no, I'm not sick about Hamilton. Like I'm just anxious about Hamilton. So I was like driving here and like I'm just anxious to wedding, like shaking, like feeling completely sick. I get here, I had to stop mid episode 'cause I was like shaky and anxious. And I was like, okay, I'm just anxious. You're just anxious, you're just anxious. Like I have no idea how that episode turned out. Like go watch it or don't. Like there was some, definitely something going on in my body. And I was like, no, I'm just anxious. I'm just anxious. Then I go to get my tattoo removed and they like have to take your temperature before it, 102. - Oh my God. Oh my gosh. You were like, - I was sick! - On the Delta Airlines flight. - I was completely sick. And now that's kind of really set me back. Therapy wise, 'cause it's like I can't trust that. - Right. - 'Cause what if I have 102 degree temperature? - Yeah. - I'm just saying I'm anxious. - That's upsetting. - So that was very upsetting. That episode is definitely gonna be something. Comes out tomorrow. I don't know how it is, as you can't be good. That was completely, it was sick. So that's just a little fun story, if you will. - I think that is a fun story. And you learn a lot about your body. The thing about our bodies is that we're, it's a constant cycle of learning new things. - Exactly. - And that can be, talk about reframing, that can be fun. It's like finding a little locked passageway in a video game. It's like, oh, hi, I was sick, you know? - Yeah, well now I have three thermometers. One for my car, one for my purse, and one for my home. And I'll be checking my temperature constantly. Just for me. - I've been, it's so weird that you say, I've been also like on planes, you know, like I'm nervous, I'm anxious. And I'm like freaking out. Like, am I having a heart attack? And then when I'm, and then I'm like, when I realized it's anxiety, I actually feel better. 'Cause I'm like, oh, I thought I was like, back. - Right, that's the point of the like reframing your thinking. It just now sucks that like, now I'm gonna question myself every time even more. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Well, yeah, that's kind of like unfortunately a cycle. So, good luck. - Yeah. Connor, do you wanna encourage the people to vote? - You know, I just wanna say as seeing as the youth are the future of this country, like mobilizing them, and we have such a great platform to mobilize young voters and get them to show up. You know, and showing up is so important. Voting is so important. So I would encourage everyone to vote. - Did you freeze? - No. (laughs) - No, okay, for vote. Okay, just vote. - To vote for. - I think that's so important. - Vote. - Vote. - Vote. - And anything. - Or, you know. - There's a lot of elections happening. - Right, there's a lot of elections, a lot of things you can vote for one individual or another. What would you, Brooke, if you were being called to vote for anything right now, what would you, well, I do think that the general election is important. Besides that. - Well, that's not happening yet. But like, so if you needed to vote right now, if you had like. - If I needed to vote right now, it would be for, but people's sexiest Tik Tok are alive. - Oh, yeah, it would be. - It would be. - Yeah, I hadn't gotten, yeah, I hadn't gotten there. - Yeah, it would be that. - Yeah, that would be. - And I would vote for fabulous. - Yeah. - Vote could be less, $20.24. - We'll see you at the end. - Okay, let's wrap up. I'll see you in the bonus. I am, I have had. - Yup, I watched it all happen. - And I had this 16 ounce. So I'm gonna go, we've, so we'll see you guys in the bonus. - Bye. - Bye guys. - This week, I'm close friends. - Can you make your face a small? I think I can make my face the smallest out of many people. - I got tangled in my comforter the other day as I was getting out of bed. I went down the corner. My Twitter, FYP is only gay porn. - Aging is a privilege. Aging is a privilege. - Aging is a privilege. - Sign up on tmgstudios.tv to watch a full bonus episode. (whooshing) (whooshing) [BLANK_AUDIO]
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0:00 Tiny Brooke
0:52 Intro
1:12 Computer Husband Connor
2:30 Eating Curds
5:59 Feelin’ For Lumps
8:47 People’s Sexiest Nominations
11:15 Squarespace
12:28 People’s Sexiest Nominations
20:15 Sexiest TikToker!!!
23:00 BetterHelp
24:14 Vote.
26:50 Flying With Max
32:32 Brooke’s New Pet
35:58 Embark
37:53 *Emotional Poem*
41:42 We Are All Related
43:26 Schoolhouse Rock
46:20 AI Generated Images
49:54 Armra
51:23 Fond Memories
54:03 Cuck Furniture
59:43 Hey So This Is Insane
1:00:55 DWTS Cast
1:02:48 Anxiety vs Sickness
1:06:39 Reminder: Vote
1:08:21 See You In Bonus!!!
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