The Group Chat
#120 - Chillen wit SwaggerSouls
- Audio all good, you test everything. - Testoring, testoring. - One, two, three. - Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the classy cast. We're here with a special guest. - Oh, oh. - Exo? - Yeah. - I love the smooth jazz you got going on the back. - Hold it in, silent, silent. Hold it in, silent stinker challenge. - Hold it in. - Dude, he's ghosting that shit. - He's really good at what he does. This is what he's known for. - Mm-hmm. - Oh, not even a clown. - Good job. How does he do that? - It absorbed everything. - Headphones fell off. - Oh, came out. - He's gonna store his small fire. - It's all right. It's okay. - Yeah, it's okay. - So, we got the one. - The only. - Only. - Swagger songs. (crowd cheering) - My goodness. - Well, it's time to finally get out here to be where I belong. - Mm-hmm. - Not a couch with two of my buddies, three of my buddies. - We wanna fucking, yeah. - We wanna melt here. - Oh yeah. - We wanna melt. - I'm melting right now. - We wanna see. - You're gonna be drinking it. - Like a grilled cheese. - Yeah, you're melting hot. - I'm incredibly hungry. - We're burning. - I had a hell of a time here, so far, in Boston, Texas. Next night, I'm not dodging you, am I? - Dude. - Not a secret. - Excellent Minnesota, right? - I was gonna say, I don't think, I think you've already been down to San Diego. - Austin, Austin, Texas is too much information. - I fucking, I fucking get here. I get to the studio, the fucking beautiful studio. It is a beautiful place. - You like the big house? - Yeah, and I'm like, what's with the fucking paper? - Oh, Chef, I still love it. - It said, "In all caps, we did not order your pizza." - Oh, my God. - And it's also in Spanish. - Yes, it was a great, it was very, dude, don't step further, put some braille on that shit. - Okay, it is as accessible as possible, but I laughed, I laughed pretty hard. So how many pizzas did you guys get where it started becoming a problem? - Honestly, God, it was really just one night. That was really bad. Somebody was just, somebody was cracking up, you know, they were like-- - They were having fun on Discord. - They were having a crack. It was, it was good, or was it garbage pizza? You know, if I wanted to really fuck with some-- - One was pretty good pizza. - If I wanted to really fuck with someone, I wanted to order somebody, like pizza, if I were them, I'd get it from like the one store and rated, like, worse spy in town. So they couldn't even enjoy it, right? - They didn't even think that far. It was good pizza. - No, it was good pizza. They actually were like, "Fuck you, order more!" - Yeah, they did a favor, they did you a favor. - If they wanted to do something real bad, they would have put like fucking, put all the bad shit on there. - Like a lot of shit on there. - Just anchovies and bread. - What, okay, everybody. - Fuck anchovies. - What is the most based topping on pizza? - Mushrooms. - The pea. - Mushroom, the pea. - What is that? - Pineapple, bro. - Oh. - The pea. - The pea. - The pea. - The hate on pineapple is absurd. - Pineapple on pizza? - Yeah, don't you like that? - Yeah. - I mean, sometimes if I'm feeling a little fruity, but most of the time it's mushrooms. - We're feeling a little Hawaiian. - Yeah. - It's death. - Yeah. - Dude, this pizza place near me is a bacon, pineapple, and drizzle honey, and hop any on it. It is so delightful. - I put on a fucking grass skirt and play ukulele for that shit. This sounds good. - Right, it's so good. - If you could have one pizza for the rest of your life, you could, like anytime you wanna get pizza, it can only be one. - Pepperoni. - Chicken bacon ranch. - What? - Chicken bacon ranch. - What the fuck? - What the fuck? - Jesus cookie pizza. I rather have cookie pizza for the rest of my life. - Okay. - Cookie pizza. That's fucking, this man is thinking outside of the box, and I love it. - Dude, it's not the pizza. - You get a whole pizza and a whole cookie for your whole life. - Absolutely, dude. It's a pizza and a cookie. - Yeah. - Like, who the hell can do that? That's fucking like a boss, dude. - Wait. - That's fucking epic. This guy's the animal. - Have you ever put chocolate on pizza, like just regular pizza? - No. - No, get out. Get the hell out of here. - Get the hell out of here. - It's good. I know it sounds crazy. It's actually really yummy. - Wait, wait, wait. - No. (laughing) - Oh, okay, wait, no. Marshmallows, jamie, pull up that pizza. - I know, that is just chocolate. - Wait, Larry, remember that one picture of me? We went to get pizza one time and I was holding the pizza facing forward and it was covered in chocolate? - No. - There's a picture, chocolate. You don't remember that? I have to find this picture. You guys keep going. I'm gonna find this picture, but yeah, I did hold a slice facing forward. Remember that? You don't remember that place? - No. - All right. - I look up your name on Google. What pop up, do you think? - Or is it 'til I'm scared? - Excuse me? (laughing) - Y'all, y'all. (laughing) - Is that the right word? Obscure? - Which name? My legal government name? Oh, oh yeah, you can look it up. - You think it'll pop up though with that photo? - Y'all, y'all eat the crust? - I love the crust. That's the favorite part. - We have any crusttaters. - Do we have any crusttaters? - Grog? - No, I love the crust. - Okay. - We got a little hack, a little life hack for the crust. Get some sugar, some granulated sugar, put that sugar in the crust, fold it in half. - No. - That's like a churro. - That is a churro. - That is like a churro. - Dessert crust. - Damn, did you come up with that? - I made your game. - Who showed you that? - I made your game. My daddy. - Aw. (laughing) - Shout out daddy. - Yeah, my daddy was like, guess what? I was like, why? 'Cause look what you could do. Blue my fucking mind. I was 25. It was fucking sweet. - That was yesterday. (laughing) It was just the other day. So thank you daddy. I kissed him on the mouth. (laughing) - You're good at what you do daddy. (laughing) - What you do daddy, thank you. (laughing) - So wait, hold on. We need a backtrack for a second, because when you say chocolate on pizza, are you referring to this, or are you referring to, can you even see the screen? - I'm referring to a normal cheese pizza, drizzle some chocolate syrup on there and take a bite. - You're a sick disgusting man. - You're talking Hershey's here? - Yeah, we are talking Hershey's here. Don't knock it till you try it. It's actually a chocolate- - Well, no, I know. - Leave her comment and it's really yummy. Put everything in your mouth twice, wants to see if you like it, and again, to see if you were right about the first time. - That makes sense. - Repeat until it's gone. - And repeat until you don't have any more objections. - Mm-hmm. - Isn't it the same ideology with like, like dick sucking? (laughing) - What? - What the fuck? - Bro, I just, bro, you are too, like-- - Do you know what state you're in? - You're in Austin, Texas, bro. - No, that's true. Actually, it's a landed dick. - Yeah. - There you are. - Steers and queers, baby. (laughing) - Whoo! - Whoa! - They get down, dude. They can actually ride the mechanical bulls and actually hold down to them. - Hey, you got a pair of asses. - The girls keep falling off with the mechanical bulls. - But the boys. - Yeah, yeah. The boys, the boys, they hold on. They got the muscles, man. They got the hip muscles. - They do. (laughing) - Yep. - Have you guys seen that meme? Grunk? Have you seen that one? - Have you seen that meme? - Grunk, have you seen that one meme? Welcome back to episode one. - What? - Have you seen this meme? - Have you seen that meme, Grunk? - Well, one. - Come on, two, come on. - No, so there is-- - Hot Too? - Hot Too? - It's the hot too girl. So there's an interview, actually, on 6th Street in-- - Hot Too, Austin, Texas. - Wait, Hot Too is on 6th Street? - Believe it or not? What the fuck? - Wait, no. - Is that the fun door? - Is that shit? - Are you serious? - Yes, yes. I was put on the game. - No, no. - I was told. - Dead ass. You guys could've been there. I went, I got so fucking drunk, I launched my glasses. - Her name is Hot Too girl. - Her name? That's her legal name. Hot Too girl. - All right, listen, all right, Swagger, did you know there's a football player named Toa Tagvwala? - What? - And if you, there's a player, full name. His first name is Toa and his last name is Tagvwala. And if you went to the Seahawks, he would've been Hot Toa. - Oh, that's pretty good. - We missed out on a generational round. Absolutely missed out. - That is a long fucking generational draft pick. - A generational draft pick. First round, you know, zero round because they would just pick them up before it. - Welcome to the sea, Hawks Toa Tagvwala. (laughing) - Man. - That would frickin' break the frickin' internet. - I think so. - Hot pick breaks, personally. - I would ship frickin'. - How many memes would come from that, you think? So many, 80-bill, 80-bill, how many people in the world can't just pan? - Yeah, a million memes. - It's got 90-0 likes. - It would be so many memes, it would weigh something. Oh. - It would have a real name. - We'd actually have to pay out from the government, government stash of money. - So I don't wear-- - We're doing a deep dive on the Hot Toa girl. This is not what I thought the show would be, but I would like to say for the record, I'm delighted. - I'm sorry, I'm just like, no, I'm over to you. - I don't want to be a catchphrase-free interview, and it's got a like, I've never seen this. - I've never seen the amount of laughs. - How many likes is in it? I lost my glasses in the phone. - 19.7 million. Oh my god. - I thought it was a one billion, I'll be real. - Was it posted? - I had a picture on Instagram as an egg. - I watched that 19.7 million times, it's crazy. - What percentage of the world has heard Hot Toa, do you reckon? - A hundred. - I think at least 110-- - I think people aren't giving her enough credit for what she's remarkably done, which is encourage more women to give blow jibs, which is a great fucking-- - Everyone wins. - Thank you. - Everyone wins. That's right. - What's a Toa, man, what's a Toa? Can I say something crazy? - It's a Toa, what's a Toa, man, what's a Toa. - I think people have heard of Hot Toa more than Michael Jackson. - Yeah, that's true. - Well, Michael Jackson's never heard of Hot Toa, he's dead. Nope, he couldn't also have done it. - I don't know what that is for you. - Hot Toa sounds like it's thing Michael Jackson would sing in a little song. - He probably has. I don't know what I'm saying. - He's probably giving some Hot Toa. - Yeah. - No, not him. - Mike was a little fruity. - Oh, Mike. - Oh, what you know about Mike. - Well, he had to get really, really down 'cause they were short. - All short. - Yeah. - Oh, oh. - Michael Jackson's a pedophile, guys. That's just the lore. - That's just true. - Can we get a fact check, Jamie? Can we fact check that? - Can we look at that one? - Ask Chad GPT. - Can we fact check that one? - Can we look at that one? - Ask Chad GPT. Ask Chad GPT 4.0. Ask God. - Okay, how I do. - Make sure to ask. - Start now. - Anytime I use Chad GPT, I ask it how it stays going first. - What? - What are you? - What? - Michael Jackson. - How are you? - How are you? - Doing well. - Dude, you're going to get into a guy. - What's up? - I damn conversation with the bot. - Michael. - Wait, damn. (laughs) - Michelle. - His Michelle. - Michelle. - Michelle Jackson, a pedo? - Oh, I agree with that. Say, summarize it in five words. (laughs) Michael Jackson, do no no. - Summarize it in five words. - A quick one. - Go, call traversing, ongoing debate. - Damn. - All right. - Now say be honest. - Yeah, say what do you really know? - Yeah, don't be shy. - Michael Jackson. - I'm not reading all that shit. - Hot molestation. - Okay. - What are, two words, two words. - It was okay. - Yeah, two words. - Say that. Oh, wait. And two words. - Hot reversal acquittal. - Say in one letter. - Why? (laughs) - Is it a Malaysian rap artist? - Wait, pause. - Pause. I need to tell you guys, I need to. So there's a Malaysian general named Hong Tua. - Goddamn it dude. - What the fuck? - Okay, no, I'm not-- - Guys, I'm not ready for the cinematic universe. (laughs) This is like the motherfucking Avengers example. - Okay, let me ask though. How have you enjoyed Austin so far? - I love it dude. Whenever I'm down here, it's a good time. Shooting guns is always fun. - Love it. - You shot some guns here. - Yeah, we did. - Made my really hard. - Mm-hmm. - Pretty good, a good band of fun. I woke up, it was really fucking early. - Yeah. - The shooting was like nine in the morning. - Yep. - So I got home to my hotel, very drunk. I don't know how I got home. There was, I woke up to my phone and it was one of the guys that was driving me out there from Game Reselves. Shout out Game Reselves, by the way, use code group. - Hey, thank you. - I'm back. - But if you're sick and tired of using code group, you can use code swagger. - Okay, there we go. - If you want to be a little, if you want to-- - And if you want to take 20% off, you can use code rag swag group. Swag group? - You got it buddy. - You got it. Swagger group? - Swag swag swaddles. - Swagger group, swagger group. - Swagger group, 20% off. - Future as though. - Swagger group, that was really hard. - You know? - So go ahead. So you were saying you woke up and you're-- - I want to let that sit. - Oh, okay. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - So I wake up, so the guy came back, he was really fucking hammered. He came back, he crashed on the couch at the hotel. So I woke up. I was like, what the hell is he? He was supposed to drive me there. And I was like, why, it's fucking, it was like 9.30. I woke up. We were supposed to be there at 9. - Yeah. - And so he's calling me a little lie, like sit on my alarm. And so I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ. And like, get out of bed. My toilet is completely fucking filled with vomit. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - It's very sour, I was like, who did that? And then I was like, tasted my mouth a little bit. I was like, I did that. (laughing) - It was a great time, you know, I scribbled out. I don't know why, like I wouldn't fucking remember. Like my drug self scribbled out on a note. I lost my fucking prescription at, what was it? - Dick, buck wild. - Oh, fuck is that? - A buck wild. - Is that a bar? Is that a bar? - A bar, apparently. Buck wild. I don't fucking remember. I've never been here. - I've never been here. - I've never been here. - I've never been here. - It was like, where do I go? You're like, I don't know. Go wherever the line is short. You're like, I want to get fucking tequila. So buck wild, we went in there. I was like fucking, they got those fucking punching bags too. Like the arcade games, you swipe $5 to fuck you. - Okay, I've never been in 6th Street. I still haven't gotten these two have. I haven't gotten one. - Go and go out of this guy. - I've been 6th Street, that's horrible. - That's responsible. - Okay, wait, to be fair, he literally just turned 21 this year. So I'm just-- - What the hell? - Hey, Grunk, how old are you? - 20. - Oh my God, isn't that crazy? - Oh my God. - I'm 19, I don't know why I said 20. - What the fuck? - Dude, why? - Damn. - I got so excited. - Mentally 20. - Yeah, I'm almost there one month away. - Yeah, a month away. - So he just turned 21. - Australia is amazing 'cause drinking age there is 18. - Dude, Mexico? - Yep. - Mexico. - Oh my God. - Mexico is 12, I'm pretty sure. - Reba. - Reba. - Yeah, you start-- - Reba. - I don't know why. - You start at eight. You get trained at eight. - You're trained at eight. - You're trained at eight, you're trained. - Yeah, you got to school for a couple of months. - You got to chicken nuggets back and cheese with the side of the button. - You got to throw it at eight, so you can make sure how to fold it and everything else. It's great. - To train in you. - Oh yeah. - Yep. - Me too. - Me too. - To or to or? - Oh yeah, don't mention it, man. I don't even want to do it. - To or? - To or. - To or. - To or. - To or. - To or. - To or? - Well, I also threw up last night. I'll be real. - What the fuck? - That's awesome, dude. - Dude. - So, well. - That's awesome. - It was kind of like, it's kind of a weak story. - Was it like bile? - It was green and foamy. - Green and foamy. - Oh, foamy. - Green and foamy like the sea. It was like, yeah, it was kind of easy. It had like dirt in it. I had one slice of pizza, two shots of tequila and that's all I had. - That's all I had. - Damn. - And I threw up like six times. - Oh. - I had to clean it up. - Oh, it's so bad. - Dude, I slept so good after that. I felt like a million bucks. - Jumping is good. - After you, you know, fully evacuated, so to speak. - Wait a minute. - Like all that green poison. - Whoa, like green venom in the sky to you. - So that night we had that dinner, right? - Yes. - That was an eventful night for me. - Oh boy. - I completely forgot. - You were, you were hanging on by food. - No. - Okay, well, no, even before that. So, okay, let me. - Did you hear the whole story? - What he did before? - Before we had it. - You gotta hear this. - So, so I've been going to the library recently. - The library, right? - The library. - A little cholo dang, you know what I'm saying? Nice, relaxed. And so, like I was on the top floor, like chilling on the balcony, and I see a cross from me. It was like, you know, first books, then beer. It was like a big sign. It was like, oh, yes. - Books and beer? - Books and beer. So I was like, let me go check out this fucking spot 'cause they got books and they got beer, all right? - It's pretty good. - It's pretty good. And I've never been to like a brew house or like, at least like a bar and anything like that. And so, I told them, I was like, you know, I just turned 21, blah, blah, blah, and they were like, drinks on us. They took our five shot glasses, and they were like, try this beer, this sour, dragon's blood fucking deer piss, like try all these things. I'm like, okay, fuck it. - It was trying to look great IPAs, dude. Some home brew too. - It was, there was a mix, you know, some of them was really hard to drink, some of them were like, you know, they were pretty. - Some of them had shoots like drinking a meal. - Dude, I feel like a fucking kid. It's like this dark ass thing. I don't know what it was, but I really enjoyed the light, the sour, some sour shit. - Do you like the sandwich? - Oh yeah. - They were like, they were more, they were more easy to go down. - So, alcohol, yay, you're nay. - Pretty, the best, the rest of the story. The rest of the story will tell you that. - At endorsement, we have an alcohol, at endorsement here on this show. - Okay, so I had these shots and they were, and then they were like, you know, what do you think? I'm like, I like these two, this one's all right, whatever. So then they brought out two like big ass glasses. - Of both of these drinks. - I'm like, oh fuck. So, I was kind of on the hype train. It was hype, it was chill. Everybody's having a good time. So I started, you know, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Ooh, I'm a little buzzed. What time is it? Oh, it's five p.m. Dinner's at eight. Fuck, I drove here. - Oh no. - What am I doing? - I went back to the library after drinking a fuckton of water. I packed up my things and I sat down on a bench and I started drawing because I was really drunk and I was like, I'm just gonna see like this waste time. I started drawing and as I'm drawing, I'm getting really sleepy and I'm about to fall asleep on the bench. So then across from me, there's a coffee shop. So then I go in there, I'm like, let me get a really tall like coffee, whatever the fuck, trying to get energy. By this point, it's like six p.m. now. So only like an hour has really passed. I grab the coffee, I drink it, and I call Isaac. And I'm like, Isaac, I'm drunk as a skunk right now, dude. Like I'm fucks. My first question was like, what, why? Because he was like, I'm gonna go to the library, I'm gonna go work and shit. And then it's like an hour and a half later, I get a call and he's like, well, I'm drunk as a skunk. (laughing) You'll never guess. I got fucked up at the library. (laughing) Like a vault of places. She's like, I got mixed up with the Dewey Decimal system. I went all the way down to the fucking beer. (laughing) - Paul, I died. - No, I thought I was gonna get a book when if I drank it. - It's the Dewey Decimal system that used the library, right? - Yeah, that is. That's how they count their books or sort the books or some shit. - Some in that, I don't know how I knew that. - I haven't heard that in the fucking decade. - Some in that from the library. - Yeah, my word chest, yeah. - And by the way, that place was a bait. There was no books. - What the hell? - There was this alcohol. - Oh, what the fuck? - Yeah, I know. - Wait, is it books and beer? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - It was a bar called the library. - They had that suck. - Was it made out of cardboard? Like what happened? - I was going to the library. - The library was called a bar, by the way. It was called the bar books and go, bar books and go. - It's called the library. - The library. - The library. - The library. - That's good. - No, it was a bait. It was, I was the target audience. They, I told them, I was like, by the way, I saw the sign, they were like, oh yeah, that's just so that if you want to get beer after books, like, we're here. I was like, so there's no books and I'm like no. - Is it beer and books or beer and books? It's a beer and book. - It's books. - After books. - And it's books then beer. - Books then beer. - So it's like, you know, do you do your studies and get it, yeah. - Oh, okay, I thought it was just like a thing where people get fucking trash and like, - That's what I thought. - Dude, I thought the vibe was going to be like, walking in, you know, you have people like. - I couldn't get, I couldn't read. - I couldn't do it, I'd be, I'd be reading the same sentence over and over again, being like, man, this shit's getting good. - This is really good. - Building up. - This is fucking riveting, dude. - Yeah, no, I, you know. But it was, it was chill. It was a good vibe. - So we like alcohol? - We like alcohol. - We like alcohol, yeah. - I mean, beer's a little. - It's funny, and suddenly people say it's liquid bread, people say maybe it's not so good if you're a celiac. - It's, it was a little hard to chug down after a while, and it was almost, it was getting to a point where I was kind of, you know. - My question to you is, the entire time is, why did you do it if it was for free? And that you didn't, you didn't have to be there. - I was on, I was on the hype train. - Okay, you did. - Were they with you? Were they with you watching you? - Yes. - They were drinking with me. - Oh, peer pressure, right? - Okay. - This is the real thing. - Listen, listen, listen, peer pressure is like, when you're in a, like, that was a good environment. That was a perfect environment to do that at. Now, if I, you know, I had obligations, obviously, so that was a bit of a mistake on my end to do it on that point in time. - No, I don't think so at all. - I think it was a perfect, you know. - Well, you know, if anything, you should drink more. - You know where this goes, when in Rome, because we had that dinner, 8 p.m., right? - That was a good dinner, by the way. It was a great dinner. You guys fucking missed down. - Dude. - It always is with the game or something. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - So, what do we have? - What do we have? - Yard House and Domaine, Domaine. And so we get there, and they're like drinks. I'm like, oh man, and I'm really pondering. I'm like, drinks. So then what do I do? - I mean, he already, yeah, like popped it open a little bit. - Yeah, he already pre-gamed at the library, and now he wants to-- - Quaking a little bit open, there's some glow underneath, and I want to open the chest up and see the gold. So, I asked a bartender or the fucking waiter, I was like, what do you recommend? He's like, what do you like? And I'm like, I would do anything right now, I don't really care. And so he pointed at the old, what's it called? - 43. - 43. - 43. - That sounds heavy. - That sounds like breathy, like dark and gloomy, and sounds like we drink his stubble. - Yeah, yeah, you know, and I looked underneath, I'm like, okay, no chest hurt right now, let me see if it works. - So, I ordered that. - Do you remember what was in it? - I remember, I think it was-- - Bourbon. - It was bourbon, orange bitters, or whatever. - Orange bitters, it was just like-- - It smelled like rubbing alcohol, like really-- - Yeah. - You remember, you tasted it, did you like it? - It did, you know, the more you drank, the less bad it tasted, which man, it was very strong. - Right. - It was very, very strong, yeah, I thought it was good, but he would take a drink and go, like fucking go. Like shake the demons. - Yeah, he's shaking water out of his ear. - But you're right, though, you drink at once, and then you're like, you clear the plate. - The shock goes away, it's like, you know, bitter things, things that taste bitter, the more that you try them, the less bitter they become. - Right, right. - If you eat blank licorice, you're like, this shit fucking sucks. - Right. - And then you eat it a little bit later, and then it doesn't taste bitter, and then it tastes really good, and it's like that for drinking. - Huh. - But also, like, you could become an alcoholic, which is a great bonus. (laughing) It's just a fantastic bonus. - That's awesome. - That's a super power. - Nothing is more sexy than, like, pissing yourself. - Vomiting on your stuff. - Fucking your head in a gurus somewhere. - Oh, mm-hmm. - Cooling alone, keeping the package really smooth. - At least you lose. - But you lose your fun, you're talking, you're getting fun. - You do whatever you want. - The shakes are always good. - Yeah, anything's possible. - Ladies love it when you piss down one pant leg. - You think we looked really hot outside, when I was hunched over, like a guy who-- - Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - So, I have two glasses of that, hold on. - That shit fucking kicked your ass. You know, we were outside of a fucking night. It was a fucking mattress store, and his face is pressed up to it. It's like, like, dreaming about the beds. Like, he couldn't wait to fucking lie down. - I was pretending like the pills were talking to me. - Yes. - All right, we'll let you in. - Yeah, like, the mattress gets up and walks over and opens the door for us, and it goes back to bed. - You're losing it. - No, it was bad. - I did, it was pretty good, it was pretty good. You were silly, man. - I get so, well, I get embarrassed, like, I remember what happened. I remember everything that, like, how stupid we got. But it is a bit embarrassing, I think, back, and I'm like, oh my God, 'cause I do remember for what felt like a half an hour. I was just hunched over, like, like that. And I was just like, it was like audio. Like, it was just funny. - Oh, yeah! - You're playing around me. - Yeah, you're listening to the podcast, yeah. - I don't know what you guys were talking about at all, but trying to remember, it was probably, probably just a bunch of bullshit. - I think it was just when we were outside or inside. - This was outside. - Outside? - Oh, man. - And I was already, like, head down, like, I was tired, I was just happy. - So, wait, I need to give a little bit of back of context, because I think it's really important to know that you woke up at five in the morning, first of all. - I forgot about that. - Second of all, you had-- - What were you doing getting the worm? - What were you doing at five? - Five? Well, I've been waking up at, like, five. - You began the worm, huh? - Oh, yeah. - The charm of the snake, the worms are out. - The worm, people don't know this. People who fucking know that the early in the morning is the best time to procure worms. - Yeah. - Well, time out. You went to bed at what time? Three? So he was up before you. Laying that to me. - Wait. - He got the worm before you. - He was late enough. - He threw it up. - You also get the worm. - You spawn camp. - You spawn camp the worm. - You spawn camp the worm. - I'm gonna asshole. - So, the early birds fall down. - You just start staying up now until four or five AM. - What's before an early bird then? - The late owl. - That's why I'm an owl. - Wait out? - Oh, shit. - The late owl, the wise late owl gets the worm. - The wise late owl gets the worm. - Well, if you know me, I'm on both sides. - But hey, you can still get some worms. - Yeah. - You get more worms? - There's more worms for everybody. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. I feel like that sweet spot is like 9 AM. - 9 AM. - No one's up at 9 AM collecting worms. - Nope. - No, seriously, we'll fucking praise him. There's a fucking shame. We gotta get this guy damn country back on track. - I know. I know you see people not getting worms. - That's what I'm fucking saying. - You have to be up early enough to see the dew on the grass. That's a good time. - The only thing where you get a stick and then you rub another stick on it and then you like, all the worms come to the surface. - Yeah. - Oh, oh, on the ground. - I love that. - This guy, I thought this guy got worms. Apparently he's not getting worms. - Yeah. You don't remember dune? Remember the movie Dune? That's real, dude. - Win it. - Like a fucking speaker. Like a little like. - Metal detector? - You got your worm detector. - That's a lot of worms. - That's a lot of worms. - On a real note, I'm really curious. When is the last time that any of you took a dewarming tablet? Like a yearly dewarming tablet? - I've never done that ever, I don't think. - You guys have never taken a dewwormer. - No, have you? Nope. - Yes. - I've never had a prostate. - You should. You should take a dewwormer every year. - Why? Do we have worms? - Wait, what's the-- - Guys. - The children between ages one and two years should take half a tablet. And then those age between two and nine. Oh. - Wait, are you for real? Are you for worm pill? Are you fear mongering right now? - No, no, I'm simply laying down facts and logic and that maybe you should consider. Yes, exactly. So look, you guys have never taken a dewwormer. - No. - No. - Dude, do I have a worm in you? - What are the chances that you've gotten some, you know, underdone pork or some like bad meat, some bad burger on Uber Eats. - It's riags. - You know, riags on that, you know, game meat, maybe something as well or fish, sushi, raw fish and sushi, you could be a lot of worm eggs, like tape worm in there. And there's always a possibility. And look, I'm not saying you have worms, but I'm saying that if you go to bed tonight, this is for you, the listener, if you go to bed tonight, I want you to focus, before you go to sleep, really hard on your asshole. And if it itches, where you feel something like kind of twitching or like squirming around, quite possibly you have worms in need of tape. - That's scary. - Do you worry about it? And you should just take one once a year, you just take a little trachlet tablet. - Do you know what it's like? Have you had worms? - I mean, I don't know, I probably not. - I probably wouldn't be the one, 'cause you take them. - I'm not even lying to my asshole, just it's like just now. (laughing) - It can't wait, no, it's the SIBO. - The quivered and puckered. - I was listening. (laughing) - What do you say? - The worm's trying to write a two of you, from your asshole. - Dude, you're like a little gel bottle, you're like, oh, I'm still-- - Don't say don't take the dewormer, please, you're sort of stroking your prostate. (laughing) - No. - You're like, calm your pants a little bit. - You're reading your tablets, you're like, oh. (laughing) - Makes you come so hard, you drop the tablets. (laughing) - Dude, I'm actually concerned now, is this real? Is this like-- - I'm too 'cause my asshole's itching all day sometimes, I don't know how to-- - Dude, Tanner, you just need to wash your ass. You don't want it good, bro. - You had a day, you've been dancing all day, itching. - You just got a hairy asshole, I know he does. - Yeah, you know, you could have-- - I got that swamp ass. - You could have pinworms, you could have tapeworm, you could have all sorts of worms. - I don't know, the way I-- - I'd rather have pinworms. - Like, the way I think about it is like, if I do have worms, I would keep it in me, in case like, say I die in the woods. - That's your family. - And then I'm decaying. - That's your family, your bag, you know, like-- - It's like, imagine-- - Like, imagine how cool it would be if you collected them all, like, all the types of worms. - Oh my God, yeah, like a worm. - Yeah, you'd be rare. - You're like, yeah, you're like, you're the pokey ball, they're the pokey man inside of you. - Right, they don't come out either. - You gotta keep feeding them some of the evolve, yeah. - I feel like the best part of having worms-- - Give 'em candies. - Every time I would eat edibles, I would know that they're also getting high. - 'Cause when they're chilling in there, do you have a conversation? - They be eating like the edibles in my little intestines, and then, you know, they'd be like, what the fuck? You go, what the fuck, I'm a fucking worm. (laughing) What the fuck, we're a fucking worm. - I wanna kill myself. (laughing) I'm a worm in the eye, I shouldn't fucking be here. So it's digging through-- - I'm in an asshole right now, oh fuck, get me outta here. - I'm digging a little higher. - I'm going to the fuck, I'm going right to the table. (laughing) I wanna give my worms anxiety. - I wanna, hey, if I spoke to weed, and I felt worms inside me. - Oh, I'm like, I'm scared next time. - I've gotten so high on edibles, then I felt the shit move through my intestines before I was crazy. It's a wild feeling, you really feel everything. - Hey, on this podcast, they all found out about tapeworms coming out of bear's assholes. Have you ever seen that before? - Yes, yes, that's why it's-- - You know, since we're on the worm topic, yeah. They like walk through the brush, they walk through like thorny bushes so that the tapeworm gets caught on it and pulls it up. - And it pulls it all the way out? - It looked like a parachute, like a fella parachute, and it's pulled back. - Well, they had that shit when they get the-- - Yes, bros. - And I'm sure if you're eating a bowl of worms. - No, what did we talk about last episode? It was something about prolapsed. - Oh, hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids. We're talking about hemorrhoids in this episode. We've all suffered a couple of piles before. - Bro, you've had a hemorrhoid, and you probably just don't even fucking know it. - What? - Have you ever been on the toilet? You squeeze it and shrink it like, why isn't this lump of shit coming out of my eyes? And then you're like, you gotta wipe it, it's actually not a lump of shit, it's actually your-- - Ben, it's a bottle van. - Yeah, it's a big fucking gnarly pile. - Is what it's called? - Is it cold? - It's called a pile. - A pile? - A pile, a P-I-L-E, yes. - What the fuck? - Is it cold when it comes out? - Is it cold? - Yeah, like no. - It's a part of your body. - It's like attached to your sphincter, dude. - It's your butt hole. - It's your butt hole. - It's the inner part of your butt hole that-- - The inner part of your butt hole-- - He thought it was a prolapse. - No, no, what? Oh, we're not, oh no, we're not budding boys, we're not rose budding in here. No rose budding. (laughing) - I heard it, I heard it's an awesome season. (laughing) - I'm thinking about the path of-- - I was a bloomin', that was a bloomin' path. - The path that we took from point A to B, point A being like the hawk to a girl, point B, like prolapse, butt holes, and worms and bears. (laughing) - Let the combo flow, man. - Then a crazy son of a bitch that takes praying mantises and he sticks 'em in one. - Yes, I do. - The fucking hair worm comes down. - I love him. - The fucking thing. - Oh yeah. - Yeah. - So praying mantises are secretly all being controlled by a giant worm that lives inside of it. - Whoa. - It's like some adventure times shit. - It's like weird colorful. It's like eyes movin' back and forth, and it's like, it's actually kinda weird. - It's a parasite and it comes right out of the butthole of the poor little praying mantises. - Wow. - Wait, praying mantises are small though, it's been a little tiny tiny. - Yeah, there's some very small-- - There's some eugeons there. - Really? - What the fuck? Just look at pranks. - Weirdly enough, weirdly enough, you know. - Hey, I then fuckers. - But there's only one of them. - Are them fuckers still-- oh! - Oh! - That's a chill lifestyle. - It's a fucking bedding, that's a ingrown hair, man. - Ew! - They get, dude, they get big. - What the fuck? - They get big. - That's what I was saying, guys. - Dude, those poor sunkers. - They could be right, they could be you. - Are they still endangered? Like, could you still get fined $250 if you kill it? - Pretty real. - Or is that a hoax? - That's what I think that was a myth. - I think that was a myth. - That's fake news from propaganda. Would you read that? - That's good. - Good. - New Jersey. - New Jersey, New Jersey. - Thumb out in New Jersey. - Fuckin' irradiated guy who walks up to you, you can't kill the fucking. Some fucking fallout ghoul from New Jersey comes up. - Oh, you wanna fall out? - Fall out in here, buddy. - Jesus Christ, this is-- - Fall out in there. - Look at this, look at the top. - This is, dude, this is like 23 rads a second, just being next to it. - You're turning green right now, dude. - Drinking my rant away. - Dude, every time I edit this podcast, I-- - So this was, this was this color at one point. - Yeah, yep. - It's yelted for many guys. - Yeah. - It looks like blood, and it's like-- - It looks like beer one day. - Why, why-- - Exactly. - Mind, mind, mind. - It's a weed. - I'm really surprised that you put no yeast, and you didn't like that little burper thing, you literally could have tried to make some game or something like that. - Well, how long would that take? - Funke if I know. - Is that a year for it? - A thousand years. - You know, you're making the first debris, so, you know-- - That was his idea. - You set the rules. - We went to the, to the spigot outside, and we filled it up with water, and then we just poured an entire thing of lean in it, and just shut it. - And honestly, it was all the way up to the top, almost. - That mold, that mold, everybody, is wide wick. - Can you guys-- - It's got eyeballs, and it's blinking, and so does sleep. - No, die. - Can you guys open it? - We're praying mantises are afraid of, and it's in there. - I was hoping, like, we can grow our own, like, little, like, waifu or something. - Imagine one day we can have this, like, a fetus there. - You need to, you need to-- - Oh, that'd be perfect. - You need to do it with a monkey, this waifu? - Yeah, you gotta do it like that Russian guy did, where he makes a homunculus with the chicken egg. - Yeah. - And then it spits the ass at him, and then he smashes it with a Bible. He goes, "Blay it!" And then he smashes it with a Bible. - And then he, like, read it, and he was like, "I killed my son today," and then he tried to make another one. - What is this reference? - You, this guy's like a reddishling. You've never seen the video of the Russian man smashing a-- Look up, Russian man smashes a homunculus with Bible. It'll just be the fucking first search yourself. - Okay, the coolest fucking search ever in the world. - It's so, it's my favorite thing. - It's really good. - Yes. - How to make a homunculus many years ago. Today we're gonna do an experiment creating a homunculus. What the fuck? - We've all seen this video on a very classic. - Come on, you're lying if you've never tried to make a homunculus. - There's this homunculus. - Oh. - That's his baby? - He's like, "What the fuck?" That's his offspring. - Oh, shit, moving. - Fucking Russian fucking communist. Crete in life. - Oh. - Drinking fucking vodka and shit. - Pick some something. - No! - It's a podcast today. - Here it is. - Ooh. - Oh my god. - See, take a look. - What? - That's a creature, dude. - Look at the creature. - You live among us. - You see that worm in your ass. - Oh, it does look familiar. It's like when I do this. - You just, you're just shook. (laughing) He just, Isaac just jumped out of his seat a little. - Oh, he dropped it. - That's a worm in my mind. - That's a worm in my mind. - I feel it. - Go to the part where he smashes it with the Bible. It's like the coup de gras. - Is it, is it here? This one? - I don't think it's this one. - Oh, yeah, he's done his multiple times. - Oh, number three, here we go. - This is not his first rodeo, dude. - Oh, he's in his corny. - Just, yep, yep, yep. - Oh, no! - I wonder what happens. - So look, see, look at it. - Oh, it's actually moving. - It's moving. - What the heck? - And then it's gonna spit, it's gonna spit, go with him. It's gonna spit, spit, spit, spit, good, bad, don't happen. - It feels like he shouldn't be seeing this. - No, no, no, no, no, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh. - Oh, my God, there's blood, oh, my God. - Oh, progress is inevitable. - You guys, you guys really, you guys really crying over that thing? - Dude, it was like, it was alive. - What it was that you did? Like I'm sitting for you so much. - All right, so what this fella, what this fella's famous for is injecting his DNA into eggs. I don't know if you, you know this, you guys have seen the show "Smiling" friends, right? - Oh, yeah. - Oh, my God. - I'm like, oh, my God, this I got it. - You know, that shit, like, that's from this fucking video. That's from this guy, you know, I'm gonna inject my DNA into an egg this day. - Wait, that's where this is, this is the-- - Wait, it's like it's right here. - This is the origin of the job. - This is the origin, this is the origin of the-- - Oh, God. - You're making the egg right here. Two in a line. - Fucking rush, it's man. - How does this work? I feel like nobody's talking about this. - So he comes a little bit, and then he injects it into an egg. I don't know, it's so hard to follow. - He fertilized it a little bit. - I thought there was more to that. I thought he comes a little bit. - A little bit. - Yeah, he fucking injects it into an egg. He waits. - Dude. - Pretty standard, you know. - An egg of what? A chicken? - Chicken egg, chicken egg. - Yeah, you can go to the store and get a chicken egg. - You know, wait, so then that works. - You can do it with an egg. - No, it's gotta be like a real egg, it can be a story. - No, it's gotta be like a real egg, it can be a story. - But I was readily available. - Really? - It has to be fertilized at least. - Yup. - That's hard to do nowadays. Nick, for a vlog, you should actually create a homunculus. - Yeah, we can do so shit. - That'd be so fun. - Oh my god, yeah, yeah. We have to raise your words. - And then we have to like do an Olympic event. - With a whole bunch of homunculus. - With a whole bunch of homunculus, we raced our homunculus, or whatever. - We can climb faster, who can run faster? - Who has the-- - Just American Ninja Warrior. - Oh my god, wipe out with the homunculi. - Run across the big red balls. - The ideas are flowing through me. - It's perfect. - Yeah. - Wipe out with a homunculus. - Compete, which one can be flatter when smashed with a Bible? - Yeah, which one can hold it up? - Yeah, which one can-- - Oh! - How many, how many? How many overhead presses the Bible? All right. You did pretty good with Revelation. We're gonna get you the King James, we're gonna get you the whole thing. - And Stephen King. - Yeah, Stephen King. (laughing) - Well, I mean, come on, guys. - And a little bit. - You know what, anyone wanna donate to the old jug here? - Hey, so we-- - We're not open to that, we're not open to that. - Oh, yeah, we're, we're, I don't think we've opened, we're not open then. - Is it pressurized? - No. - Actually, it is, it is. - Yes, yes. - Oh, dude, it's condensation. - It's a little good. - Dude, there's islands, if you look on top of our islands, you can see like a little-- - I see. - I see a little-- - I believe I would, I would call those, like denturates or something, dude. It's like-- - We had, we had a little-- - A little Pangea happening. - You got a little-- - A little things coming through. - There's a whole world. - Yeah, it off. - It was one little Pangea, and then it split off. - You guys, you guys-- - Now this can't super condonate. - You guys need to buy a microscope and take a swab with it and see-- - Oh, we actually should. No, we should. - That's real, that is. - Dude, I would-- - It works, dude. - Think of where it full-cancer-- - Guys, think of all of the content you guys could do with a microscope. - All the content that you can do with your-- - They can do all the lights. Guys, imagine this. You guys-- - The mozzarella's gaming. - You guys all come-- (laughing) - The mozzarella's gaming. - The mozzarella's gaming. (laughing) - The mozzarella's rex. He's sitting there in the corner doing this. (laughing) - You spit your ass out on the corner. - It spits out. (laughing) - What do you hate to say? It's like I hate this video. - You got it. (laughing) - Oh, yeah, he doesn't see me spit or sit, or he's like, you relax, and he sits. (laughing) - Spit or do nothing. - What the-- (laughing) - It's like boomer do for the hemucula. - I love AJ. - Oh, the Rizzler. - I love AJ, okay, shout out to AJ, shout out to Big Justice, shout out to the Rizzler. - No, for real. - Yeah, yeah. - For real, for real, the Rizzler. - They're carrying this world right now. - We just had them on the Rizzler video. - What? - Yeah, AJ and Big Justice both showed up for the video and it was great. - No, you guys, I missed it. Are you lying or are you big down the three? - You guys have to, come on. - I'm dead serious. - Come on, Big Justice, we had Big Justice in with us, and-- - Now how big is Big Justice really? - Dude, I saw him running football, and he is huge. - No, no, no, not Big Justice, Big AJ. - Big AJ's massive, man. - You're talking about, he has like-- - Well, we know AJ's big, but what about Big Justice? Is he big? - Doesn't Big Justice play like baseball or something? - He can hit ding-dongs, dude, he plays baseball. - He plays baseball, he runs all the time. - He's big and like that muscle, he's got like that like-- - Yeah, he's a Costco guy. - Goddamn chicken big. - Yep. - Oh, is that the thing? - Dude, did he say that behind the scenes video, you guys see that leaf? - They addressed it, by the way. - They did, they did. - Dude, they just tried to get it perfect. - I got a lot of respect for how he conducted himself and how he directed his son. - Right. - You know, we thought it was really good, you know? Dude, it was fucking magic. It was like watching Spielberg. - What happened? - Well, so-- - Go ahead. - Sorry. - No, you're okay, you know you, that's all you. - I get all excited. - I want you to explain it. - So, it was Big Justice and fucking people that don't know who these people are. - They're not gonna-- - Hey, they're not gonna-- - Let them find out. - Yeah, let them just do their homework. - Do yourself a fucking favor. Pause this podcast, only temporarily look up. You know, fuck, we'll do it for you. - Yeah, look at that. - Look at that, thank you, AJ. - That's how much we care about you. - Yeah, let's go guys, let's go. - So, if you guys don't know, they're Costco guys. I forgot what my fucking original point was here. What was my original, what was I saying? Now I'm looking at the Rizzler-- - You're talking about behind the scenes, yeah. - Oh yeah, behind the scenes thing there. So, they're Costco and it's like, which is better? The chicken bake or the chocolate, or the double chocolate chunk cookie. - Double chunk chocolate cookie. - They're, and it's the way they went, the way they were recording. - They were with like-- - They were recording with some other Tiktokker, I would assume. Funnyguy.com, I mean. - Yeah, he didn't, you know, he was just kinda sitting there like a statue, you know, waiting to take the cookie and the bake and it, it was very uncomfortable but you just rolled the video. I don't wanna fucking explain it to you. We just fucking wanted to hear a goddamn video. - That's the way behind the scenes exposed. Here we go. - Yeah, somehow this is a scandal. - No, we need to find the original-- - Yeah, I don't need a fucking talking head to tell me how to feel about it. - Go away. - Did you know they've got like, they will never guess that the AJ, big justice, resular, the behind the scenes exposed. - Video, maybe you can like, it'll go from there. - Like recommend? - Yeah, maybe. - Big justice. - Or you can just skip a little bit. - Scroll down to the, go to big justice, do hashtag big justice. - Big justice. - Yeah, click on that. - The resler would fucking curb stump, what's his name, baby Gronk all day, day, day. - Did you see that baby Gronk fucking said-- - It's a bit to say. - Yeah, bro. - My dad doesn't feed me bad things. - Stop, stop. Dude, we are 20 years old. What the-- - Let me know what fuck you baby Gronk. You're a fucking punk. - You're a punk. - Are you still up to date on the "Bricky Hill" and "Jinksy" dating? - What's this about? - Oh, are you, but you know about them together, right? - Okay, I found it. I found it. - People will Google, Google her. - Yeah, "Bricky Hill" and "Jinksy"? - I'm not familiar. - Really? - What does she do? - I'm putting it. - Google her. - Just TikTok, I think? (laughing) - You put that in general. - All right, hold on here. - You need to show him that. - There it is. - Okay, yeah, go ahead. - Okay, here we go. - Yeah, go ahead. - Yeah, go ahead. - Okay. - Hello? - Uh oh. - Dude. - Hello? - Rupro. - I'll make sure all of you will do that. - I mean, you can just tell by the mannerisms that they're like going off script and someone's getting corrected type shit. - Oh, you muted your, 'cause you muted your actual Google. Remember 'cause you were playing the game on cool math games? - Oh, did I? - Yeah, there you go. You muted the tab or some shit. - What the fuck did I do? - The only thing that maybe rivals cool math games is fun brain, I don't know if there any OTs fun brain enjoy or you can use. If you go on fun brain and go to that map thing, if you use pirate eight or spoon eight, it'll bring you all the way to the end, it's like a secret code. - Really? - I memorize it. - Pirate eight. - Yeah, pirate eight. - Pirate eight. - Merriflanga? - Vlanga. - No? - In games like Grunkstead? - Pop, Tropica. - Oh, pop, Tropica was great. - Mini clip is fire. - That's where I learned how to play Mancala. - Oh, yeah. - Mm-hmm, yeah. - I learned on Club Penguin in the UK. - Really? - You can go upstairs and play Mancala? - See, I thought I played the real Club Penguin growing up, but it turns out I didn't. I played it on the DS. - Oh, wow, no, yeah, yeah. - Total different, right? - That's how I-- - I'm still not getting any audio here. - Yeah, I don't know what's going on. I mean, these things worked. We can hear this guy talking all day. - Well, you're right. - Yeah, so maybe it's the TikTok. - Mm-hmm. - But no, I have TikTok on my side, TikTok audio on my side. - Is it not? - What? - No, fuck. - This is technical difficulties. Guide doesn't want us to expose the Risler here with big justice. - Okay, how about this? We can't, we vocalize over it. - Yeah, we avoid it. - Yeah, we avoid it. We dub over it. - It's who? - Isaac, I nominate you as a big justice. - Okay. - All right. - Willie, I think you'll be AJ. - I could be AJ. - And it'll be that guy. It's just, they would fucking say it's not okay. - Here we go. - They must get it. - Let's get it. - I have a chicken bag in my fucking head. - No way, it's big. Don't shake my goal in, yeah. And then we're gonna do it, yeah. And we're gonna be. - Okay. (laughing) - It's just, it's just... - What is this? - It's gonna be like fucking chicken bag. - Chicken bag? - It's me, it's me. - It's just me. - Okay, okay, yeah. (laughing) (laughing) - I'm so... - How do you have the chicken bag? - No, I spoke. And they'll boom or doom. - Chicken bag? - Double chunk chocolate cookie. - Okay, so I'll have the fucking cookie. I think I'll have the fucking, yeah, the cookie. - Oh yeah, you're supposed to say that you want the double chunk chocolate cookie or the big. - Oh, chicken. (laughing) - Yeah, let's try this again. Let's actually try this again. - All right. - Damn. - That guy's such a fucking amateur dude. He didn't know to do one or the other. He went right for the fucking double chunk. You think this guy is fucking... Dude, time is money. And money is fucking chocolate chunk cookies and chicken bags. - And Costco's closing soon. - And Costco's closing, guys, damn quick. What are you gonna go to BJ's? - Ooh. - Bj's. - Oh, wait. - You guys don't fuck with Sam's club? - I'm Team Sam's club. I'm gonna be honest. I am the Costco dog right now. - I have no dog in this race. - You were none of them? - I mean... - Have you ever had a Costco cake? A birthday cake from Costco? - No. - Oh, you have, dude. Come on, the ones with the balloons on them. There's like four awesome balloons. - Dude, they're like motherfucking icing balloons. - You know what I'm talking about? - Oh, Jacky. - They're fucking... That's a Costco cake. - Yeah, that's pretty good. - They're cracked. - That's everywhere. - Costco didn't win. - I'm dicing balloons on a birthday cake. - On a birthday cake. - But Costco made that like... - Costco revolutionized the balloons on the birthday cake. - They did. They did. Thank you. Yeah, they are. They're so much playing here, but they were... - They hyped it? - They... Yeah, they took the trim. - Yeah. - For sure. - Yeah. - Everybody saw Costco do it. - Wait, Tanner, do you still have your Costco membership? - Yeah, of course. (laughing) - How many times did you use it? - Two times? - I've used it. - Is it your time? - Oh, I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I used it one time and I bought one bag of chicken patties and I went home. - We were so excited we both went to Costco to get a membership. Like, look at all these, we could get this. - Dude, we only went one time. - Yeah, we went one time. - We just never used anything else. - Tanner, is it here or is it with you? - I think it's either in my room or in my car. There's no in between. Rats! - Hey, can we quickly go and show him that picture? I want you to close your eyes for a second. I want you real quick. Hold on, we'll let you know and to open them. - All right. (laughing) - Here we go. - You can open your eyes. (laughing) All right, now take a guess on who's under where this is. - Yeah, take it while I guess. - Who's under where's that? (laughing) - They might be in the same room. - Might be in a different room. - Oh. - Hmm? Anyone? - Is it like with the hassle is or is it with a, with a cock would be? - That's where the hassle is. - Dude's location. - That is like your location. What the fuck? How does it happen? (laughing) - Guess what I'm guessing to find out. - Guess who has warmth. - Who has his warmth? - The world broke. - The world broke down. - The world broke down. - The world broke down. - It got too hot. - The guy's so hungry, he got out, went to the fridge and then came back. (laughing) I gotta say, I gotta say, look, don't judge me. I'm gonna have to say Isaac. I think it might be Isaac. - Really? That's him. Okay. I've never in my life been-- - Okay, okay, okay. - Then I'm gonna have to go, I'm gonna have to go with Isaac. - Yeah, yes, sir. Woo, woo, woo. - Yup. - He loves farting. - I don't know what I went with Isaac. - I just took my pants down one day, what? Like, how? - I just took my pants down one day. I looked down, there was a hole, and I was like, oh shit. I think I sent it to Tanner. - You did send it to me. And I was like, oh wow. - Oh, wow. - Oh wow. - And there's like, burnt ends, like it was like hot. - Yeah. - Oh my God. - Yeah, Jesus Christ, look at gunshots. - You're a big little dude. - You're a fucking shaddish slum. - That's not an actual hole. - Yeah, I think, I honestly farted so much in them that it burnt the hole. Like, I dead assed. - You could poop through that and it would be perfect. - Yeah, wait. - I don't know if it would be perfect. - I think, oh my God, you know what I'm saying. - Tanner and I just had a eureka moment. - Yeah? - What's your eureka moment? - Come on, Einstein, you go through it. - Yeah, this could be the future. - Like, guys, what if there was a hole in the hole there? - Somebody doesn't wear that. - That we could poop through and pee through. - Pee, poop, pee, then what's the point of wearing the underwear? - We're like, hey. - Tanner, this is a perfect hole there. You could poop through it. (laughing) - You ever take a picture of your poop? Show your friends? - Of course. - I do it all the time. - Dude. - You know, nothing, nothing like a, you know, shit picked to, to the, to rile up the boys, to get them energized. - Sometimes it's just like so much. - So you're like shocked. - Well, sometimes you're like, guys, look, I just delivered a nine pound baby. (laughing) - No, we literally saw a-- (laughing) - Right, then they go congratulation. - Holy shit. - Oh, this is, this wide. - In, in the, in the medical field, they would call that a past fecal impaction. - Fecal impaction? - That makes sense. - Fecal impaction. - And that, I, I found out what a fecal impaction was, 'cause I read a thread on, on Twitter, and also known as X, about this dude who, you know, wasn't so well off financially, and he found this great deal at a local, the gas station for fucking protein bars. And all the eight were protein bars for like, it was like six days, and three days into it, he stopped shitting. And he's like, hmm, maybe it's the protein bars. I'm gonna ease the, gonna ease my foot off the gas here, and only eat like half as many as I was. - And then he goes to the hospital, like, dude, you got fecal impagibles, like, which is just a giant, like a giant shit that can't come out. - Have you seen that picture of the lady holding? - Yes, yes, that's massive. - Yes, that's not human. - That, that must have stunk. - That must have been heavy, dude, that was a workout. - That's true, imagine, dude, imagine tripping with it. With that shit. - Imagine losing everything, but you still wanna work out. - Tripping and falling face first and doing this. - Like, I wanted to take that, pull up the photo with the lady holding on this shit. And, you know, that's something you can, like, grab on, like, a spinning plate, and, like, mold it into, like, a piece of pot of pot of pot. - I was constantly in so many times as a child. - Lady holding large turds for these little kids, so. - Nurse holding large bowel movement. - Oh, no, man. - Oh, that's a lot of that. - Goddamn. - Oh, my God. - She's like, run it. - She's like, she got it. - She's as you can, look at this. - Dude, what the hell is it? - Now, is that a boom or a doom? - That's a fucking, yeah. - Double chunk, chocolate turd! - Fucking spit. - That looks like a chicken bake, but it would probably taste like a double chunk chocolate. - I'm sick of looking at it. - I'm sick of looking at that, too. - Hey, hey, hey, hey! - I'm sick of looking at this shit, dude. Fucking. Goddamn. - Oh, this is better. - There we go, 20 volts. What do you know? - I love being bank in America. - It's so great. - Eric is awesome. - It's good, man, it's good, it's good. - You like hearing the American accents? - I love it, you know, I feel a little, hello. I feel a little less important and special. - Right. - Oh, man. - You know, I walk it around and, you know, just talking like a normal American and people aren't impressed. - Like, I know a lot of European people, I'm not saying, you're recovering from Australia, right? - Yeah, I wouldn't classify that as European. - No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not talking about Australians right now, though. - Oh, okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I know that's different. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Man, fucking shot. God damn, no. But I feel like people hate, like, they fucking dick on American accents. Like crazy. - Yeah, but the thing is, like, it's so unfair because it's like, America is like, made up of a bunch of tiny, little countries called States. So everyone is like, has their own culture and morals and like values and opinions and issues. - And they're like, they're like, many countries. - Yeah, exactly, like someone from fucking Ohio is different than someone from the great state of-- - We could try a different state. - Oh, okay. - Montana's so cool. - Montana's beautiful. - You can say Montana. - It was beautiful. - There have been. - Oh, you could be from a state like Delaware. Yeah. - Ooh. - There's no much going on there. There's beaches, the president hangs out. Sometimes, he's been, he's been, get that photo of Joe Biden Sunday, with his fucking long nipples. - Oh, does he have, does he have pepperoni nipples? - I think they're like long. - Oh, like protruding outward, like pointed? - Like protruding, protruding pointing nipples. Well, that's what happens when you get older, everything, there it is. When you get older, it grow, like your ears grow still, your nose grows still and your nipples grow. Your nipples eat them. - Yeah, look up Joe Biden nipples. - Yeah, look up Joe Biden nipples. - Okay, we're gonna get put on a list. - Nah, he's dropping out the election, we're good, sir. - Yeah, they're looking up pictures of your nipples. - All right, now have Chan GPT generate an energy of Joe Biden with-- - Dude, I don't think Chan GPT can do that. - They can't, not political figures actually. Dude, they made it so grok, like fucking, e-lines, Twitter AI. They made it so they had no like filter and no whatever. So people were like, dude, dude, I was in this image of Trump and Kamala flying into the Twin Towers, giving the thumbs up. - Wow. - What the fuck? - God, what? That's all on grok? - That's on grok, apparently, yeah. - It'll generate pictures? - It apparently did, yeah. I don't know if it still does. All I remember is opening up Twitter and just seeing like Trump and Kamala like high-flying, giving the thumbs up, then flying to the south tower. - What? - Dude, who was I talking about? - At least they were working together. - We liked your team work. - There you go, they came together. - Team work makes dream work. - We like to see political adversaries, you know, reach across the aisle and ruthless pragmatism to fly a plane into a fucking building, that's good. - It is a dark age for old people. - Dude, we only earned it at all. - They don't even know what's true, right, you know? - Holy shit, dude. - Oh, I feel so bad. - Dude, X is becoming like Facebook now for like a lot of the misinformation. People believing it all. - You see the picture like that, like, oh, look at that. - No, no, but like, people actually-- - Yes, who's at this 10 pound log that this nurse is carrying? - No, no, that was really-- - Joe Biden, Joe Biden, Joe Biden, news just in Joe Biden was just in the hospital. - Biden dead from shitting 11 foot turd. Here's a picture of the alleged turd that came out of his ass. - Big red circle around. - Yeah, I'm laying better. - The aftermath. - The aftermath. - I'm just laughing. - I'm just laughing. - I didn't lay this log. (laughing) - Laying down the log. (laughing) - Oh, no, X just banned in Brazil for misinformation. Disinformation? - Yeah, but that's fake news. - Oh, I'm pretty sure it's because they're just a dictatorship. - It's not fake news. It was for fake news. It would've been funny if it was fake news, it was like ultra ironic. - Yeah, but what if it's crazy? - It's crazy. - Oh, no, what are we gonna do without Brazil on X? - Dude, oh yeah, well, we're gonna see a lot. Let's tweet about fucking soccer, that's for sure. Oh, Argentina. - Oh, Argentina, don't forget about Argentina. - They liked it, they liked it, they liked it. They looked like kick balls around with their feet. - Oh, they fucking liked it. - Oh, they would. - Yeah, they would. - They called it soccer 'cause they sucked the ball around with their feet. Ah, what about football? - Football. - Football. - Football. - Why don't they call it kick ball? - I'm talking to you. - I don't understand the thought process of naming football and football like the, why I got cursed, bro. - Football. - Football on football. - Football. - Two completely different sports, but they sound the exact same. And then we made another one for football. - Soccer. - Football. - Well, it's called soccer. - You park in a driveway and you drive on a parkway. - Huh? - Whoa. - Whoa. - Come on, that park. - Okay, what the hell? - You park in a garage, maybe. - What were we thinking? - You drive on a parkway and you park in a driveway. - Maybe? - What's a parkway? - It's like a highway, they call it parkway. - It's a turn park. - Oh, there's multiple names for him. - What do you get the turn pike? Riddle me that. - Are these like Jersey things? - What is it turn pike? - Yeah, I like to find that. - What is it turn pike? - That's Chad GPT, they're all-- - Oh yeah, true. - Say Chad GPT, what does it turn pike? Explain it to me like I am from New Jersey, AKA fucking five years old. - What is it, turn pike? - P-I-K, yup, that's it. - Chad GPT is our other guest, this episode. - Dear, dear to me like I'm stupid. - Dear to me like I'm a fucking dumb as shit. - You're as stupid as hell. - Shit. All right, I'm asking that turn pike is a really big special road where you have to pay money to drive on it. It's like a toll road, but often longer and more important. - You could see like I love that. - All right. (both laughing) - Okay, what do I need to show him? - Now ask it to explain like you're, it's your grandfather now. Like my really nice grandfather. - Okay, you can do that. - You're sure to me like I'm like 82. - Have you ever done this shit? We're like you just Chad GPT with like the 4.0, if you pay for it, it'll generate images, which is crazy. And so I was like bored in a, whenever I'm bored in like a ride or a car or whatever, I'll take Chad GPT out and fuck with it. 'Cause it's fun. And you guys get to do a bunch of shit. I was like, could you give me a quiz, a 10 question quiz on swagusels? And it would literally just drove like a bunch of your questions. And I asked it, man. - Nice. - Really? - Well, I actually got one question wrong. - Can we do that right now? - Yeah. - I think we should. Let's do it. Let's try and see if we can get it right. - Okay. So you say, dear Chad GPT, I hope this letter finds you well. - How do you change it every fucking time? - What? - First it was like, all right, Chad GPT. Now it's like, dear Chad GPT. - Dear Chad GPT, I hope this letter finds you well. - Dear Chad GPT. - I would like to inquire about the possibility of getting a quiz made, a 10 question quiz made. - Two. - I would like to inquire. - You type real slow. - I'm like thinking about it. - I would like to inquire. - It's impossible. - I would like to inquire if possibly we could. - If possibly, Larry, not too possibly. - Possibly and maybe, bro. - If possibly. - If possibly. - Jamie, come on, man. - If possibly, we could inquire about making a-- - I'm trying to go higher. - Possibly, it is up to you. - I'm making a quiz. - Yeah, wait, yeah. Put it for this, he's optional. - Optional. - Optional. Making a quiz. If you feel comfortable. - Based on swagger souls. - I need to read this, can I read that? - Yeah, yeah. - Your Chad GPT, how are you? I would like to inquire, if possibly and maybe, we could inquire about possible making optional. Look, just make a quiz on swagger souls. - Sit. - Okay. - Oh shit. - Okay. - That's perfect. - Oh fuck. - Okay. - So in the response, you need to write, you know, like A, B, whatever, whatever. - No. - They logged out. - No. - Oh. - Oh. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Dude, you did it. - Okay. - Okay. - So read it out, oh, here we go. - What is swagger souls? - Primarily known for. A, cooking videos, gaming. Okay, so you think B, gaming content? - Yeah. - Okay. - I thought you were known for the music reviews. - You know? - All right. - Which group? (laughing) - I get told that it looked like Fantano, yeah. The Needle Dred. - Which group is swagger souls a part of? - The Dream Team. - The Dream Team. - The Dream Team. - Yeah, Team 10, motherfucker. - I told you. - I'm my dad, dude, I was just right there behind Jake Paul, dude. - Oh. - Right behind him. - Something hides his face with-- - What? - A mask. - A scarf. - A scarf. - A scarf. - Wait, he's wearing a mask. - A mask. - A mask. - Yeah, I think so. - Yeah, dude. - This is technically a hat, and this is technically a scarf. - Oh. - She's made of metal. - All right, this is a real question. - Which game am I not known for playing? - World of Warcraft. - D. - I do not play World of Warcraft. (laughing) - I'm trying really hard. (laughing) - What is swagger souls primary content platform? YouTube. - I think so. - I would say YouTube. - I would say YouTube. - Short? - That Twitter is X. - Instagram reels. - Instagram reels. - That'd be crazy. - That'd be short. - Swagger souls is known for his involvement in which kinds of videos. - Right. - Reaction videos, cooking tutorials, comedy sketches and gaming. See, comedy sketches and gaming. - I would say so. - There you go. - When is the travel documentary era coming out? - Very soon, dude. We had TwitchCon coming. - Are you going? - I am going to TwitchCon. - You're going to TwitchCon. - Really? - Going to TwitchCon. I'll be there. - Oh baby. - I'll fucking be there. - We'll meet you up. - We'll meet you with this reason. Swagger souls uses the masking videos. It's a high identity. - To be more mysterious. - To be more mysterious. - To be more mysterious. - To be more mysterious. - It is to be a little bit more mysterious. - I guess all the above? All the above? - Yeah, I would be like all the above there. - Do you have aura? - I do have aura. - A little bit? - Oh nice. - A lot of aura. - It's why we're the mask. - Thanks. - It ups the aura levels. - Swagger souls is known for collaborating with which type of content creators, beauty influencers, fitness experts, gamers and comedians, travel blogs. - Yeah, you and James Charles, that's how you guys made it. - Yeah, it's weird though. I love, you know, very well groomed hole. - Oh. - Very good, very good to know. We love a well groomed hole. We like it, we like it bleached. - You ever put James in a bathtub, like a praying mantis and see all the-- - See all the hairworms commanded his ass? No, 'cause I've already given him the spiel about taking the-- - The pill. - Yeah, taking the pills. - Damn, dude. - You're like traveling around telling people about the pills. - Spread the words. Spread in the worm of the tape worm pill. - Spread not the worm, you know. - There you go. - Put that on a fucking tee. - Which platform did Swagger use to start his content career? Twitch, Facebook, or Facebook or anything? - Actually, actually, that would be Twitch. I wonder if that would get it right. It was Twitch. I started out on Twitch, it was a live streamer. - No way. - You're gonna see. - What year? - 2015. - Wow. - It was December 2015. There's something like that. And I stream for like a fucking year. - Damn. - From zero to like 10,000 followers, 50 concurrent from the crowd. - How are you? You start streaming. - Ooh, I can't divulge that. - Oh. - Especially. - I'm 36 now. - Wow. - Happy birthday. - Happy birthday, man. (laughing) - Plus, wait, when you say 25th, that means that you've been doing this for almost a decade. - Yeah. - Wow. - And about two months. - Nearly, you know, technically, yes. But I probably wouldn't count like actually doing YouTube until like, when I really started doing it seriously, it was like June, July, 2016. - Okay. - Gotcha. - It's not only about 2016. - Gotcha. Who was your first major big friend that you made in the space? Or I guess like, did you grow with other people as well? - So I grew kind of like alongside fits and totally and like all the misfits. - Right. - And we were kind of on a rise. - Right. - Yeah. - Bite it. - Basically, through Biden, Biden. - Remember those streams? - I remember those streams. - Mm-hmm. - Joe Biden, okay. - What a fucking guy. show before the presidency of he was so good and his and his sons are right dude a lot of lot of hookers a lot of dude crazy oh hunter is really good at weighing crack but pulled up the video of hunter Biden weighing crack and or you're going to hooker yeah he's like he's done it before he's really good he wanted to you know dude fair the fun enough but a lot of people some would say you know they like to criticize you know that's a lot of crack they like to criticize hunter Biden for quote-unquote political corruption and shit but like he's doing what you and me would do in that position which is like my daddy is the fucking president I'm fucking dude I'm doing all the crack I'm going down a waterslide naked and I'm fucking a bunch of Asian hookers man it's like yeah I say let a guy do crack let a guy do let a guy let a guy load his gun and do some crack and threaten a hooker what is allegedly allegedly allegedly allegedly my green room is this where are we he's in a tanning booth or some imagine he's in oh my god he's an omeagle dude dude dude dude that's what happens when you pop a pill on a visa dude that is that's what happens to you that's your brain that is your brain on drugs that is that's ecstasy that is Travis the Chimp manifesting into another this is what Travis is a champ one of you all along oh my god looks like he's ready to rip your fucking ears off your fucking head what days is it's like day three being awake day three fucking Mr. B's video fucking day 180 fucking uh social isolation but he's on crack the time would go by so slow if you were also on crack yeah there is smoking crack guys where where was it what you're biding if you ever want to come on the show and we all do crack with them look I don't know what it's going to take for you to get out here I know a guy we know a couple of guys some good shit we're right by the border we love the border right you actually just grow it back there you grow the coke yeah very good like potatoes right you put a little rock in there and then it multiplies and then you crack it like an egg yeah you crack like an egg you know people to this why it's called crack yeah crack yeah yeah crack it open that worked that's so perfectly for you I was trying to mix crack and homunculus but that was really hard oh man what would that make kramonculus kramonculus kramonculus that's a demon that's a demon we're being able to finish this uh we got one oh of course fire soldiers associated with which online game genres sports simulations first person shooters first person shooters there you go all right let's see these answers yeah oh you got go now go down he got the question wrong see either they they got it wrong they got it wrong they got it wrong wow that's good you should correct them correct you actually yeah i'm sitting right next to swagger souls right now there was another one that was pretty good all right you won't believe this but i'm sitting right next to him and he said question nine is actually it's which maybe i'll be maybe give it an update oh wait wait wait wait wait oh okay oh there we go let's go i wonder if i go and try now like will it be maybe fuck we should have done it before and after oh damn yeah jimchi bt is a lot of fun ai is a lot of fun one of my favorite things to do with like the like image generation functionality on this is like you know give me like uh you give me an image of a deer it's like all right i make the deer happy and make it even happier oh yeah yeah make it even the happiest being in the planet i did one for like i did like make a chimp that's like really confused and then i was like this is not confused at all blah blah blah and then i was like asking it like increases confused by like 18 000 it's like you know increases by an order of magnitude of like 800 billion like just seeing what it would do and it was do it it was popping out soon like crazy disturbing like it always gets psychedelic it gets weird yeah it gets like it's fucking twisted especially when it's all about like joy and like you know some shit that really really yes you know that's the shit that butter side that tree broke can you do it on this fat happy as scary as you can possibly make it probably horrible if only we had if only you paid what is it 20 a month 20 dollars a month but we don't want to break the bank here and we don't have that kind of budget yeah we just spent a bit of money on the cigarettes budget yep we're a little reusable cigarettes that never end they regenerate they regenerate flink them away they're all pre-lit too blind they're all hundred cigarettes thank you five hundred all right ladies and gentlemen we're running here on the clock and everything in between and everything in between and everything outside of that ladies and gentlemen between outside and between whichever suit you are red or black hopefully you guys learned something today anything i know today i did you know whenever you're down whenever you're feeling a little underwhelmed whenever you're you know you feel like the world is stacked up against you at least you can rest easy knowing that you don't have worms or maybe you do if you take your degree if you're asking exactly exactly take your deworming tablet um yeah use my code swaggersdwormingtablet.com mhm that's your code i knew it was like a opposite yes ad segment again with an ad but imagine that like i'm selling the deworm tablets i'm i do i go to every podcast that's why you want to be on the podcast i guess like everybody into thinking they have worms which you guys definitely have if your asshole is itching at night legitimately legitimately take okay what you should do is take the tablet wait for your next bowel movement and then inspect with a flashlight and see if it's squirming oh that doesn't work try locking your door too hey swag i have a question before we end yes do you want to you don't have to because this is maybe your thing that you say at bars to people but do you want to tell the audience about what you found out about denny's plates oh oh no waffle house oh waffle house waffle last fall dude waffle house you know like you know very famous for for fights and shit waffle house you're not going to believe me waffle house literally reengineered their plates they make their plates in certain ways that when it breaks over somebody's head it it doesn't frown true sharp so you can't break the plate and use it as a weapon against the other person in the yeah waffle house you're not going to believe me no yeah i wouldn't even bother looking it up i wouldn't bother looking it up but yeah it's i he told me that coming in the plate yeah look at the plate see how does it break then i don't just break flat so it breaks like like it crumbles yeah you know like the uh like like like breakaway bottles the breakaway bottles yeah it's like talc you know uh it's a concrete honestly god he i thought he was going to ask you about the whole like waffle house circumcision thing what oh yeah no no that's a that's the old that's the denny's rule ancient oh is that denny's man is that waffle house man reminds me of the time that i prank called the denny's and they oh god you guys know about this you know about the whole prank call thing i told this i told this story on a very old podcast very old story where i used to like prank call people when i was a little delinquent with like a bunch of other people online and it used to just be like blind talk radio bullshit you call up and you know so fucking boomer is talking about politics and you call up and it was like 2013 like the name of the time was shrek so it was oh you know you call up and then you'd like bait them by talking about whatever benign shit that they were you know doing for their show right then you start talking about yeah and this reminds me of the time that shrek pulled my pants down sort of fisting my asshole and you know sorry shoving onions my ass and these boomers they panic and so the immediately they're like oh my god how do i get this person out and they're they're technologically literate so you basically can just keep talking and keep talking for as long as you want and while they're panicking and spewing on and that's how it started was you know innocuous harmless bullshit and then they started calling up like dude they would call up denny's and they would call up econolages which one you want to hear first you kind of watch shit that they do or the with the denny's shit that they do denny's you want to hear the denny's the denny's shit oh wow okay so for the record i did not whoa for all legal reasons for the motherfucking record i didn't say a goddamn word on any of this i was simply complicit okay ended happening i was actually trying to minimize the damage through the chant you know because it got really it got it gets pretty fucked up so they call up this random fucking denny's and like they truly do something and it's like the early afternoon you know hey this is denny's but why how are you this in this this dude answers goes hi you know this is uh you know this is fire marshal read from the you know the troit fire department we're calling because asylum alarm has been tripped on your premises is everything okay but why do we need to send a uh you know fire engine out and they're like uh no everything's fine but why it's like okay you know this is an issue with our system just give me a second i'm gonna i'm going to look through it just stay on the line okay fake typing on a keyboard gets back to her hey ma'am um you know this is going to save us you know this will save us a lot of time you know we'd have to go out there with the whole crew and you know it'll be a huge disruption for us to to clear this are you are you comfortable with with you know resetting this you know on premises like to resetting it yourself and she was like oh i don't know about that i don't know if i could do that because it goes it's very simple a monkey could do it very simple oh my god oh classical engineering it's incredibly simple and she's like i don't know if i got over there she goes hey you know well look you know do you have a manager on duty are you the manager of a way she's oh i'm not i'll put you out of the manager goes to the manager you know another woman another woman and i don't say that disparagingly but you know is it another woman goes on the phone oh hi how are you yeah you know this is fire marshall read from the logo give the whole spiel again and you know are you comfortable doing this otherwise we're going to have to dispatch like a whole team of people energy is going to oh yeah you know what is it what do we have to do what does it entail so yeah so you know if if you go into the bank of the kitchen you'll see your very typical fire alarm the it should be a red box says fire alarm with the white tee that you pull down you know that fire alarms goes yeah i see it goes okay don't touch it don't touch it okay i need you to wait a couple minutes i need to do some stuff clicking clanking on his keyboard okay ma'am are you with me yes and with you all right ma'am we need you to okay you listen very closely you know why you want everything to go well just pull down the fire alarm wait five seconds wait five seconds and then flip it back up and and it should be just fine she goes okay just pull it out it goes yet you need to really target really need to yank it down you chances are you haven't used an admit vula she fucking pulls fire alarm and then the fucking sprinklers are going off in the fucking kid and and she and she begins to panic and she would fucking do because you just pulled the fucking fire alarm and everything is going wrong and so you know he starts fake panicking on the phone too being like oh my god i'm so sorry like you know and then he says you know you need to get everybody out you know get everybody out you know this is you know vula and so she's like you know you're on the phone going into the into the main room going everybody out it's an emergency everybody out it's an emergency so you know then she's sitting there and she's like trying to figure out how the fuck to to get it to stop and and what she's going to do and so he goes here and hang on i'm going to put you along with her senior you know engineer tech transfers you know put some other guy in the mic who who does the second half it doesn't end there have it does not and where and at this point what the fuck are you doing like how are you are you i'm laughing my ass off like a like an like a fucking little asshole i'm used i i need to i need to take a quick moment right before uh you continue i don't want to hear from any of you guys that whatever the fuck we do want this cause oh okay yeah i don't ever want to hear that shit again okay you want to hear the further you want to hear the furthest we go the furthest we go before we let you continue first we go is that we'll call the place make a reservation for two at like nine o'clock and then call up make a reservation at like nine thirty and then another right and then it's like high yeah uh order table for two yeah elbow and shoulder yeah yeah my name is Deleg and then you hang up yeah my name is Darm yes so go ahead yeah so this other guy gets put around uh and he's explaining blah blah like look he he says that the the windows have like a burgley alarms attached and he's saying you know if you trigger those alarms it'll turn the system off and so he's convincing this lady through a panic being like you need to pick something up that's heavy and throw it through the window no way and and i'm not shitting you she pulls this waiter side johnny i think johnny johnny and he's like yes what's going on you know because obviously he thinks it's a fucking emergency she goes i need you to pick up that chair and throw it through the window and you hear him go what it was johnny i need you to pick the chair up throw it through the window and dude you hear this guy pick up this chair and you hear it bounce it bounces off and she screams and she goes it bounced off it bounced off you know i need you to do it again do it again and you hear this fucking chair fly through this window and now imagine imagine this you're like 14 years old you're eating a nice denny's grand slam with your family and the fucking fire alarm goes off sprinklers go off getting you soaked this lady runs out screaming that there's an emergency tells everybody to get out and you're sitting on the curb of the sidewalk looking in as she directs a waiter to pick up a chair twice to throw through the window dude i think the world was ending and and and before you say like oh yeah you know this is some fucking bullshit he's making up that someone recorded the call it's on youtube no way you could listen to this entire thing it's awful this dude tried to like get rid of put ice in the deep fryer which like i you could hear like you can hear on can't that cause a fire it could fucking do it could you could fuck cover the lady in burning oil so you could hear like this annoying like uh it sounds like water dripping yeah there it is for six years yeah you could you could hear like uh like that that water drip sound effect is is typing notifications and when he goes and says something about like uh putting fucking ice in the deep fryer to stop the fucking sprinkler or some shit like i you could just i was just like all in the chant like don't don't don't don't don't don't don't oh god trying to fucking yeah turn anybody yeah you know it was really you know these calls were you know they they would just ask like and at the end at the end it's really mean they they said she was as dumb as a cactus or like a like a hairbrush and shit oh said that they got trilled by nine gag and you know all nine yeah so he said it was nine gag trolls so were there any legal repercussions because of that for me for the any other people no i don't know if they got kind i know a couple of them got you know there's some shit that happened to them wow but i want to hear that chair i want to see the oh yeah she's she's my ashley and jolly yep oh my god i feel like i'm in a discord prank call Tanner just did the the thing where he's screaming men there's a man stay away from him stay away from him there's a little boy yeah holy this won't this poor woman this poor woman is freaking out but dude the econolage shit that they would do was was very similar they would call you know what econolages are you familiar i'm not not so econolages are like the like the the motel that you get to like fuck the hooker and strangle her it's like dirt cheap bullshit like motel nines or whatever yeah exactly it's like it has one big fucking glass pane window that doesn't fucking open right it's a piece of shit there's like one fucking toilet and like a shower you need to wear fucking sandals and yeah wouldn't the uv light oh it would be nasty so you know the black light yeah their their strategy was to call random econolages and usually very late in the night early in the morning and they would call up they say hey you know we're a family of both while living in you know room 203 can you random room random room every time random room random you know like just to try to get put from the front desk into the room from the landline and so they would do that you know and these these people are waking up at two in the morning to their fucking phone ring them and so they go what the fuck what the why is the phone ring they pick up what what do you want is everything okay you go hi hi i'm j you know i'm jeremiah from the front desk you know um you know i need you to listen to me very carefully we have an emergency going on we have um team you know we have like the fire department on the way we've got you know a lot going on the way there's you know i need to remain calm there's a gas leak in the building there's a radion gas leak they kept saying it was a radion radion gas that super that's a fucking gpu gpu it's a graphics card radian yeah yeah radian there's radian there's and video yeah so they say there is you know it's fucking for these poor people these poor like radion gas radian gas leak you know they say it's a radion gas leak they say we need you to unplug everything in the you know it's very flammable we need to unplug everything in the room and plug all the electronics funnily enough they don't think that you know the funny phone they're holding is an electronic so they always forget that and then you know you they would unplug the tv they turn off all the outlets they had them like wet of towel and stick it under the thing because they said that the gas the radion gas is heavy and so it seeps through the bottom um you know stand up at all times like don't crowd like yeah it was like stupid shit and it always came to you know ma'am usually ma'am you know it was it was you know we were we're concerned about your safety first and foremost um we may need you to vent your room do your windows open and of course no but you know they always ask you do the windows open always the damn and they say and they're no no no these windows don't open and you know and then you go fuck you know other guys breath like you know ma'am i need to listen to you very carefully if you go into your bathroom i need you to take the porcelain lid off of your toilet and throw it through the window it's always a fucking win oh no do they forget about the door and then they go you know ma'am you know ma'am you know we're going to cover everything we're going to pay for your hotel room where you know you're not going to be liable for any damage you're completely fine we're going to blah blah blah blah blah and then shit they do it and then you say you got fucking trolled nigh gag whatever in the name of it and it's and it was yeah dude at that point i was like this isn't fun anymore this is actually i'm scared this is actually horrible it was actually horrible and you know i stopped dude yes this this fucking video with the the denny scall is like pretty rough man what was your what was your last where you're like you fucked this oh dude i think it was this was like the coup de gras i think this was what made me really be like no more yeah dude it's so i felt so bad for that lady but hey you know guys we all we all make mistakes you know no we live and we learn i i didn't do this myself so you know the most that i did was just go on like your radios radio shows and talk about shrek yeah you know fucking just saying some really gross out of fucking shit on the on the blog talk radio airwaves more harmless than any super harmless i'm not making people criminally break shit and but dude that was a great introduction on like so like social engineering and like anyone can fall for it it's like you just like no idea like no verify dude no step to verification you know actually any point of it like you need to send a martial idea we're not doing that but dude what a prank oh man we got him really yeah you like you know tell him that it was just a prank pro it's the prank the fuck the fuck you spat it on me it's just actually johnny it was just a prank the fucking prank chiller i think they may have launched i think dude like that sucks that's funny you know but i think the i think they looked i think they would look back on that and laugh you know oh actually johnny sure yeah i was gonna ask like i wonder if they've uh remember that time we got gas lit and throwing a fucking chair this denny's window you should really go to the part where they've not either the glass shatters it's fucking phenomenal so that so this is i think you have to skip forward a little more oh my god oh my god it's a lot of shooting lighting over it's overwhelming yep yep huge disease huge skype bone he's like what it's bounced yo you're girl and he said you're grill a trap that'd be great how can you do this i don't know they're fucking dude legitimate sociopaths legitimate psychos i do not i do not talk or hang out or do anything with these people and i have not associated with them for like a decade good i could not believe that this was on youtube though god damn i can't believe it was recorded that's how did you find out about this recording like did you just happen so what's out it after i talk about it on the podcast somebody found it and then it got a bunch of fucking views wow god how many years it happened now it's uh four to six k okay ten years ago by the way 2014 yeah that was recorded did not have nothing to do with this shit sorry ash next time torah the window warrant oh my god torrent the window torrent the fucking window that is absolutely sinister bro yeah you know yeah you brought them here yeah you know it's one of those things let's go make let's go make things right with johnny yeah if if anyone if anyone here listening to the show knows actually or johnny that used to work at a at a denny's it may have thrown i think a denny's into chate if i recall it may have thrown a of chair to the window uh you're welcome to come on the show yeah come down come down to ask you to i'm i'm sorry to have uh maybe been complicit in that traumatizing memory well you you try to stop it you know you know you're you're actually actually i saved you from awful awful oil burns it's got a count for something he's but he is he is after today for leading the country so you will not be here tree i unfortunately i would have loved to meet you in person i'm sure that would have been really comfortable but maybe next time well actually swagger uh joining us real quick ashley and johnny go ahead come on fucking throw a chair at me they go they both go hey asshole remember me yeah dick the end of this is really fucking mean though the guy was just a total asshole you know please don't play it was really it's really fucking me he said don't you don't do it don't play double it's just you know she's like breaking down in tears and i was like yeah you know maybe like pass the phone to someone who knows what they're doing and now maybe someone who is in his dumb is a brick you know you're fucking yeah dude and it's like yeah yeah it's not you know i would go out on a limb and say that those guys that did that are maybe not the most savory people but probably not you know i maybe guys maybe found fucking god is a really really good psa though yeah they either found god or they fucking they're dead so who knows you know this should be shown to like every single person in the world yeah anyone else yeah how to not how to prevent she has this is used in uh examples for how to social network this is like social networking one-on-one fucking case study yeah of like yes like fucking social engineer but it's just crazy if you if you call anyone up and you sound like somewhat professional um and like say that you're like uh you just use big names yeah big words and you're super casual and yeah you know like it's just common procedure and you like you make them weight and you put them on hold and then you like type into a disconnected keyboard like dude you know it's one of those things fucking hackers do where they they'll call up a fucking credit card company with and you know they'll play like a baby crying and have like a woman on the back in the background like pretend to be flustered and then yeah they'll they'll go through all the verification bullshit be like oh my husband's at home I need to do this and add my please my baby blah blah and they'll just do it you know 100% they'll just do then they should not they should not you should not do not throw your fucking chair through your god damn go don't fall for the baby you hear what they say yep the man on the phone is really convincing yep don't do it even if there's a woman with a baby crying say fuck off it's not gonna look it's it's not gonna stop the alarm okay it's actually it's gonna make everything so much worse yeah don't ever trigger the alarm unless it makes sense unless there's an actual fire like damn you know that's what i wonder i wonder for all the people that experienced that they were actually there i wonder what they're like now years later if they tell all their friends that stories honestly that that would happen there is super valuable because imagine like an entire denny's full of people get to tell all of their friends and extended friends like you'll never believe this how is it denny's with grandma and fucking this lady you know we barely had time to put grandma in the wheelchair like she got covered in sprinkler water and flame retardant oh my god they threw a fucking chair through the window it's just it's fucking insane it's literally fucking balls through the wall and so yeah you know a nice happy go like each childhood you know you're only doing all the all the fun stuff we've done this really stupid bit where we were like pretending like there was a guy who was like wearing a trench coat it was like we called up a gas station and uh fuck what do we was it was that mike bubblegard that we used it on or was that somebody else or something else yeah mike bubblegard is the guy who walks into my gas stations jim well jim wilson the jim well it's a fucking i don't know but yeah we were pretending like there was a guy who's like there's a guy who looks exactly like this you know blah blah blah just be careful be wary don't you know interact with him whatever that's like and we wait a little bit then he calls and he's like hey whatever call you just got do not pay attention oh so do you have these three sandwiches for us and we're going to see you we're so fucking yeah but our uh yeah i mean our social uh engineering is not as good but i've since i've since you know i've downgraded to more innocuous sprinkles you know why because you have empathy and sympathy i've developed developed the moral code oh you have a heart man very strained moral code but one on the less fucking i was gonna say damn it's gone curses curses and damn what the fuck oh it was right there i was oh yes the prank go oh yeah i would call up mcdonalds you're like can't see and i'd say you know hey uh i was in the establishment earlier just wanted to report something look you know an issue with the service i'm not usually the kind of person who makes these calls you know but they're stuck with me i'm still thinking about it and i just you know we're so open to get some recourse and then immediately they're like what what's going on what what happened i would go well one of your employees i ordered a 10 piece meal and i wait it was a normal way time it was fine i get the meal i'm dining in right so i go over i put down the the thing i open it up and i count one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven you guys gave me an extra piece and now i feel like i i owe you something and dude it did it's so funny dude i have been like what are you serious like why do i don't and then like um i get i get angry with them like they they go they they go no sir you just got an extra piece with a lot of go yeah but i didn't ask for it and you're get what what so so i come back what is this you know i i pretty much paying for it paying for it now you know like yeah in there all that shit and you started with i'm not the type of god yes yes yes you know like like preface it is like super fucking serious and i'm really not usually the guy to call you know i think i really hate the way she's time but this has been weighing heavy on my heart i got not sure if i could piece of chicken it's fucked up it's just fucked up it's a goddamn fucked up world we live in write that down Isaac i think that sounds like your nugget it's just like hair perfect yeah just like innocuous shit yeah all the plenty of good ones man plenty of good bits yeah i like i really like the one where you where you make people repeat themselves over the phone like 20 times oh we did did that with okay wait wait i was my favorite when it's like give me your credit card info and like you you keep reading out and then they repeat it back to you and you're like you know it's you know you're like misspelling something you keep spelling it wrong or like they're trying to get you to type something in you keep saying wrong they get so mad dude it's amazing dude Isaac's prank call video it was pretending to be dead like someone's trying to get me in on these if you do i what next time we do it i we will i had this guy call a hearing aid off this really old guy and every time they picked up he would like and she was like what is your name sir she was an angel she was so nice what it was oh he's like that's a great fucking bit what oh oh yeah well uh we're approaching the early evenings and you have to pee i do have to i could tell you're going like this you're like shaking your leg i didn't tell you you gotta pee literally you gotta pee in poop i got no pants i got to make dinner oh my god everyone has something to do Isaac should be able to stand up and do the potty dance yeah he is a pee-pee dance and all that dance if i stood up my headphones would get ganked off my head do the worm dance you mean the worm yeah yeah i'm doing the worm shimmy right now i can't do the worm imagine how funny it would be if you went under the dance floor and said hey guys look i'm gonna do the worm like no one's ever seen and then you get a giant fish hook and fucking wow you spread your asshole you can spread your asshole and propel a footworm screwing the fucking cord on it and then it's and then and then the worm starts dating doesn't go for a circle oh my god well you use code worm at game or seven at gg to pay an extra 10 percent he's got a secret top actually you get a secret tub yeah there's a worm in your flavor secret flavor yes you have to dig and find the worm yeah before he saw your powder all right that wraps it up thanks for watch and code group 10 percent off you know code swagger swagger you use the swagger check me out as well you check me out on youtube or twitch or whatever i'm sure i am sure they'll link you got a bug oh yeah no bug yeah no bug yet okay just a bible i used to flatten my arm on the list yep a perfect bloody stained bible one last one last question and really has to end here are you a chicken bake or a double chunk chocolate cookie type of guy i'm a double chunk chocolate cookie we get five booms boom boom boom boom boom boom