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The DOJ/FBI hands down an indictment of well known Republicans but are we supposed to believe any of this after lying for years?

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05 Sep 2024
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It dropped right about the time the show opened. And I read it and I decided I wasn't going to talk about it. Now I've changed my mind. What is the it? What am I talking about? Well, the Department of Justice in conjunction with the FBI just dropped an indictment. The indictment, the allegations are that some Russian agents took millions of dollars and paid some people on the right names you would know. No, I'm not going to use my platform to name them here. You'll know why in a moment. I'll explain used millions of Russian dollars to pay people on the right people who have shows and big online presence, you know, pundits to pay them to promote certain Russian lines or Russian ways of thinking or so division or anyway, anyway. So I wasn't going to say anything, but as I've watched over the last hour or so since this stuff came out, I feel compelled to say something. Have you ever read, you ever done any reading or or watched a documentary or maybe an audiobook about the trials, the Russian show trials that went on in the Soviet Union? I don't know if you have it. It doesn't matter for our purposes if you haven't, but you should know there's something about them that hit me pretty hard. It hits me hard every time I read them. So you have this evil corrupt communist system in the Soviet Union. And the people who live under this evil corrupt system, they know it's evil and corrupt. They live it every day. They see the terror and the murder and they know their lives are getting worse and they know mom disappeared and she's in a gulag and that they know it's not like the people don't know. They know that the system they're in in the Soviet Union is evil. They know it, okay? But when a show trial comes, that exact same system, the people know to be dishonest and know to be evil. That system will produce things like confessions. Hey, this guy, this, this, this, this guy, Chris, we arrested him. We think he is a foreign agent and a saboteur. And look at this, Chris has signed a confession admitting to be an agent. And how often you read about the people, not only did they believe that the confession thing, they would then chant a, they basically call for his head. Really? That dirtball, I can't believe Chris is a foreign agent. Senator Siberia, execute him. So the same people who live, work, and worship underneath an evil corrupt regime where the institutions of power lie to them about everything under the sun. They will believe those corrupt institutions. The second, the corrupt institutions accuse somebody they don't like of doing something wrong. Man, these Soviets, the KGB, the NKVD, they lie about everything. Those dirtballs, secret state police, you can't trust them. What? Chris confessed? Well, yeah, he confessed. The NKVD told me so. I'm looking at a DOJ indictment right now, and I have no idea what's real or not. You don't know either. I don't know. Maybe it's all true. Maybe it's not. But as I read through this indictment, I see names like Christopher Wray. I see names like Lisa Monaco. Do you have any idea who Lisa Monaco is? Lisa Monaco has been a committed communist in the midst of our justice department for a long time using her position of power to attack anyone she can on the right for a long time. Are they lying about this indictment? I have no idea, but you know what? I don't just assume the people who've lied to me about everything for years. I don't all of a sudden assume they're telling me the truth now about this. And don't you think it's a little bit convenient with all the foreign interference in this country, all the spying going on in this country? You heard, J. Michael, what is it? 30 minutes ago, we just had them on about the Chinese spying in this country, all of this going on. And it just so happens on September 4th, right about the time early voting starts. The DOJ makes a very, very, very public announcement that some right wingers have colluded with Russia. Don't you find the timing of all that to be a little bit convenient? And again, I have no idea what's true. And you don't either. So don't act like you do. And when we live in a country where all of our government institutions are highly invested in lying to us at all times, we have to accept that there will be many times where we never know the truth. Maybe we do have a bunch of Russian agents on our side. And before you go looking, no, I'm not part of it. I don't, I don't have anything to do with any of this. There's no Russians paying me. I don't want any of your, what are they called, Chris? Rubbles, rubies? I like rubies. Rubies are nice. I don't have those little jams. There's rubles, rubles. Ruble? Is it a room? Whatever, Chris, I don't, don't speak Russian. All right. Anyway, I don't, no one's ever offered me anything like that. But maybe it is all true. Maybe it's not. But you can't all of a sudden decide that the evil murderous lying deep state is telling the truth. The second they roll out some spicy indictment about someone you don't like. And I don't get this about human nature. How could anyone who's even remotely on the right believe anything? The FBI says at all, this is the same FBI that spied on Trump's campaign, the same FBI that's infiltrating American churches, the same FBI that called school board moms, domestic terrorists, the same FBI that said the greatest domestic terror threat is right wingers like you flying. Don't tread on me flags. And you believe that same FBI just happened to track down some right wing agents right before the election? Come on. Come on. What's that old saying? Don't pee down my back and tell me it's rain. Oh, and Lisa Monaco at the Justice Department. You expect me to believe this? Sorry, I don't. And if you would like me, if you're one of these scundags in these institutions listening to the sound of my voice right now, and I know you hate listen, if you would like me and the American people to start believing these things again, well, you need to earn back our trust. And you earn back our trust by being open and honest about the evil things you have done with your power. We are coming fresh off the heels of the rock solid revelation that the Federal Bureau of Investigation went to social media companies and told them to censor a Hunter Biden laptop story. They knew to be true. They told social media companies to censor it to help Joe Biden win an election. And you believe that FBI now? No one got fired for that. Nobody even got reprimanded for that. That should probably in a normal country, election interference like that by the state police should probably result in the end of the agency completely of the agency gone over everyone fired gone. That's a reasonable response. The bare minimum is anyone who was involved in that is going to prison, not fired. You're all under arrest. The trials will be public and you're going to prison. The FBI didn't so much as slap anybody on the wrist. And in fact, the agents like Elvis Chan who ran the operation brag about it publicly to this day. And today, the FBI tells you that right wingers are Russian agents. Can you believe that? That's gonna be a no for me. And maybe they are agents. Maybe there are Russian agents on our side. I want to be clear. I don't know. I don't know. I don't have any idea what's real. But I know one thing. I don't believe the frigging FBI. The same FBI that's lying about all the crime statistics violent crime at its lowest levels. Oh, what's that? All the high crime areas didn't report? Well, well, we'll just cover that up. The same FBI that tells you anytime in illegal murders, someone they classify him as white on the arrest records. Come on. 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We got Daniel Turner coming up about 10 minutes from now. I want to know, speaking of Russia, why is your up still buying up so much gas from Russia? Why did the Biden administration pause all exports of our natural gas? This happened a while ago. And I don't understand it. I want, I want Daniel Turner to break some stuff down for us. Also, just one more word on all that Russian indictment DOJ indictment stuff. The people who've been lying to you about everything for years didn't suddenly become truth tellers. Even if one of the people they're going after is someone maybe you hate. Maybe you don't like this guy or girl. That doesn't make the DOJ truth tellers. Doesn't make the FBI truth tellers. In fact, the big names involved in this they're awful people. Merritt Garland, Lisa Monaco, Christopher Ray. It's a who's who list of people who've used their positions in government to attack their political opponents and protect their friends. They didn't turn into brave, bold truth tellers yesterday. Come on. Hey, Jesse, home depot or Lowe's and why? I try to avoid big stores. I actually prefer Ace. Ace, Ace doesn't always have everything because it's not near the size of home depot or Lowe's. But Ace, it's really fascinating story, Ace Hardware. They have a completely different model set up for their business. And it's hyper focused on customer service because they know they don't have everything Lowe's has or everything home depot has. So we have, we have a small little ace, like half a mile from my house. There's a little ace there. I go to Ace first, no matter what. I, I do the best I can to shop at small businesses, small restaurants, whenever I can, small, everything. Remember, we lost one third of our small businesses during COVID. The federal government, Democrats, they hate small business because small business is the middle class. These are not rich people for the most part. They're middle class trying to make ends meet and communists despise the middle class. They love the poor. Well, they love the pretend to love the poor. They love the billionaires. The poor, the poor can always be bought with government handouts. The billionaires, the billionaires can be co-opted easily. The mega mega rich are always co-opted by the people in power. This has always happened. That's why you see losers like Mark Cuban constantly campaigning for Kamala Harris right now. Why would he do that? He's a billionaire. He wants to maintain his system membership card. He needs to do that, but it's that middle class, small business owner. After all the bills are paid, pulling in 60, 70 grand a year, not wealthy at all, but trying to make ends meet wealthy enough to be independent, but not so wealthy to align themselves with the government. Shop small business when you can. Now it's not, look, there are lots of ways you're not going to be able to do that. 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Not as much small government get government out of the way, but more of a more of a nationalist populist type government nationalist populace in general. They're really, really good on immigration on illegal immigration in general. This is a general statement, but it's true. They're generally really, really good on illegal immigration. They're generally really, really, really terrible on spending because they don't believe in restricting government or restricting spending at all. They just think spending should be done in different ways for different reasons. I am not a nationalist populist, so I differ with Trump on the tariff thing kind of. He has a very good point in that China deflates their currency on purpose to create a trade imbalance. And that has destroyed the American worker. So whatever tools, including tariffs, you need to use to stop the American worker from being run out of his profession. I support that that blanket tariffs. Yeah, that's a good point, Chris. Plus the slave wages, they pay over there. They don't have any of these environmental laws that they just, they take advantage of our craziness. Now, universal tariffs, tariff on everything, tariff on this, tariff on that is a disaster for an economy because historically, whenever it's been done, the nation you tariff, they will tear a few back. And so you think you're helping the American worker, what has had, what has happened, it happened under Herbert Hoover right before the Depression, not coincidentally, what happens is it drives the cost of goods and services through the roof to the point where the American worker, even if he does finally have a job again, he can't actually afford anything. But that's a, it's just a philosophical difference. Universal tariffs, generally a bad idea. Okay, let's talk about Fannie Willis and some things in a moment, but we need to go talk to Daniel Turner about energy first. And then I'm going to pay a compliment to a dictator. 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The country, they're allegedly fighting a war against what's happening. Yeah. You know, all of the Russian sanctions were hollow, right? It made a bunch of European and American politicians feel good to say we are going to boycott Russian oil and gas. We're not going to purchase it anymore. Putin hasn't sold any less oil or gas. He sold it to a number of countries at a premium and then they sell it to the French and the German and the Italians and everyone else who needs it. So India has thwarted that. Turkey, which, you know, I'm sure and you as a Marine saw what happened to a bunch of Marines the other day in Turkey. Turkey are a beloved NATO ally. Turkey still purchases Russian oil and gas and they're like, yeah, we don't really care. We'll do what we want. We're Turkey. I went on a little Twitter rant about that. Turkey never should have been a member of NATO, but that's another conversation in and of itself. India's thoughts, some of their nose at us, Turkey, South Korea. So several countries just ignore those sanctions completely and then they, you know, act as a middleman and then they sell it anyway. So Russia is no poor. Putin is no. He's richer now than he was before the Ukraine war started. And a lot of it is because of stupid energy policies made by stupid politicians on the West. Daniel, can you help me understand why the need for Russian oil and gas? I understand they are rich in it, but there's certainly not the only country that's rich in it. I don't help me understand the global market. Why do I have to deal with Vladimir Putin when there are other places I can go? Well, the funny thing is about especially when it comes to natural gases, the nation, the world's largest natural gas producer is the United States. But around seven months ago, the Biden administration announced they were pausing in natural exports. And no one understood why. There was never any explanation given. There was never a reason. It was just, hey, we are going to pause LNG exports for the foreseeable future. Well, countries need natural gas because it powers machinery, it powers electric grids, it powers manufacturing sector. So our allies were like, well, that's bad, right? Now what do we do? So they had to go to another country that produces natural gas, and that is Russia. They're the second largest producer of natural gas after the United States. Funny thing is, which I tell people all the time, that there is enough natural gas and Pennsylvania alone, and I mentioned Pennsylvania because it's a very important swing state of selection, there is enough natural gas and Pennsylvania alone to power the world. Our allies, I won't say the world because I don't want to power certain countries, I want them to die, but to power our allies and America for centuries. Just in Pennsylvania, we haven't even talked about Texas. Just in Pennsylvania, we can provide natural gas for us and our allies for centuries. So why in the hell did Biden pause it? I don't know, maybe he knows. Why did Kamala pause it? Isn't that a valid question if she ever talked to the media, Madam Vice President, we have a seven month pause of natural gas exports. Why? I think we deserve to have an answer for that if she wants to be promoted to commander in chief and head of the country. What's her thought process? But you know, she's never going to get asked that tough question. No, she certainly won't. Again, we're speaking with Daniel Turner, power the future. Daniel, how much of our power grid currently here in the country is powered by natural gas versus other sources? Coal is around 30% of our electric grid. Natural gas is a little more probably around 50% of the electric grid, but fossil fuels are still overwhelmingly what powers our electric grid. And then there's nuclear, which is a big chunk, and then hydro and states like New York because of Niagara Falls, a huge percentage of their electricity is powered from hydro power. And then there's wind and solar, but you can't mix them. You can't put them in the mix honestly, because when the wind is not blowing, that number is zero. So the greens, and this is where they play fast and loose with numbers, and it drives me up a wall, but the greens will say, well, right now, 15% of our electricity is coming from wind. Maybe, but that's because the wind's blowing. What happens in an hour when the wind stops? Do you stop using electricity? Of course not, right? So that electricity has to come from somewhere else. Where does it come from? It comes from fossil fuels. So wind and solar, whatever statistic they throw out at you and say, wind and solar is producing X% of our electricity at that specific moment, but that's the only time it's doing it, because we don't know when the wind is going to blow, and we know the sun is only going to shine at best half of a day unless it's cloudy. So we're going to use our stupid technology that we should not be using. Daniel, can you explain to me, are the windmills killing whales? Why do I keep seeing headlines about windmills and whales? What's happening? Yeah, so the Biden administration is pushing wind, obviously very aggressively, and offshore wind. And if you're going to build an offshore wind turbine, you need to find bedrock, right? You need to map the sea floor and find the best place to anchor that puppy, because these things are huge, right? They're the size of the Empire State gold as Statue of Liberty. They're 400 feet high, and they need to be anchored into the bedrock. And so to find a good map of the sea floor, you have to take a lot of sonar. And sonar sends off signals, and it is probably confusing the hell out of the whales. Now, of course, I can't prove that causality is causation, right? Or correlation is cause causation. But I will say, since they started expanding sonar of the Atlantic coast, to put down these wind turbines, some 70 whales have washed up dead. And we've never had 70 whales wash up dead over the course of 15, 16 months. Now, they're going to say you can't prove it. It could be something else. And you're absolutely right. It could be something else. But you're going to tell me that climate change is proven though, right? Isn't it just causality? You're going to tell me that the hottest day on record is because Jesse Kelly has a Ford F-150. Well, you can't prove that. You're just using causality, right? Or correlation. So, you know, the greens are going to say you can't prove we're killing the whales, great. Then you can prove that we're polluting the environment with our fossil fuels either. And interesting how feminists are quiet when whales are dying. It's their own species. All right. But Daniel, what's Kamala Harris's energy policy? Is it different from Joe Biden's? What do we know about it? That's a great question, Jesse. And it would be a wonderful question to ask her honestly and just lay it out for us, right? And not the word salad, not the I.C. A vision where America is powered with clean jobs because when we hold hands, we can build bridges, right? This is how all politicians talk and they don't give answers. So you take something very specific like her fracking ban that she says, "My values have not changed but I don't support a fracking ban but I completely support the Green New Deal." Well, all of those statements are contradictory, right? So which one is it? And of course, Dana Bash from CNN who interviewed her and the little communist sympathizer, Tim Waltz, never got specific and was like, "No, no, no, no, no, like, give me like concretely, fracking ban, yes or no." And she said, "Well, no, I don't support a fracking ban but I do support the Green New Deal." Well, that is a fracking ban. So which one is it? No one knows where Kamala Harris stands on any position and as you and your audience knows, there's nothing on her website other than the donate button. And she's not going to get asked any questions. Owning a rental property sounds like a dream. Collect a rent and relax. That is until you realize how much work goes into getting it ready. First, you need to conduct market research to understand local rental trends and determine a competitive rent price. Then there's cleaning, staging, repairs, and hiring a professional photographer. Next, develop a marketing strategy. List the property on rental sites and schedule countless shows. 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I'm going to compliment dirty commies from now and then and now and then. And Maduro of Venezuela is no different. He's made an announcement. He made a decree and I don't hate it. I don't hate it. What Chris? Hear me out. Maduro. This is the headline. Maduro decrees. Christmas will start in October as Venezuela cracks down on descent. Not not all about the cracking down on descent thing, especially when you steal an election. Not that that kind of thing could ever happen here, but I like the idea of moving holidays around. Don't you like the idea of moving holidays around? What Chris what? Okay. See, this is where Chris see Chris is such a he's such a small thinker. I'm at what Chris? I'm a huge thinker. Chris said if Christmas hacking happens in October, then what happens in December? Whatever we want to happen in December, Chris, you're missing the point of this. We have a designated number of holidays every year. And what we do is we move them around so we always get to celebrate at a different time a year. And here's my thinking here. Here in Houston. Here in Texas in general, the weather as much as I love love my home state, the weather is awful, absolutely awful, probably the worst weather in the country. It really is. Yes, it is Chris. I've lived everywhere. I don't want to hear it. The weather is the worst in the country here, but it's terrible, indefensible on July 4th, Independence Day. You enjoy that holiday, don't you? I enjoy it. I'm a red-blooded American. I love celebrating the United States of America. Do you have to shower every July 4th after you're done watching the fireworks? Do you have to shower before you go to bed? I do because it's 8,000 degrees here. And so when you're out there celebrating, I remember the first year we got to Texas that the town we were in, it was in Frisco, Texas, it's up in the Dallas area. They put on this big July 4th Independence Day celebration. And we went down to the town square where they were everyone was celebrating. We didn't last more than an hour in the kids. Our kids were super small at the time. Now I just told them to toughen up. But I think there were three and one then that they were young, four and two, they were young. But the kids are just roasting because everything's so freaking hot. And by the time you get home, you've got it. You just got to shower. Now, why does it have to be like that every year? I can't ever celebrate Independence Day in December. We can use a floating day. And when it comes to when it comes to Christmas, it's my understanding. They don't even know if that's exactly when Jesus died. They are was born. Sorry, sorry, Lord. Sorry. It's a celebration of birth. They don't even know that that's when he was born. It's not like they wrote the thing down or we could we could give God some leeway and say, Hey, the son of God may have been born in May. Maybe he was a spring baby. I don't know. 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