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Live from our studios in Austin, Texas, this is "Drinking Bros Fate News" with Ross Patterson, Dan Holloway, Papa G with the Traveler. How you feel? Not good, yeah. The Field Reporter, Hot Boss and Delco Dan Sports. Welcome to Fake News. Yeah, welcome to "Drinking Bros Fake News." Everybody bringing you the realest, fakest news of the week. Dad news to report here at the top of the show, "Danthony," yeah, there it is. RIP, friends, we lost the legendary James Earl Jones today. Shit. I mean, he's 93. Yeah. He's 93. But he's Darth Vader for Christ's sakes. Favorite movie, Darth Vader or Field of Dreams? Field of Dreams. The Star Wars movies are terrible. Yeah, I'm not a big Star Wars fan. They're all bad. It's like campy and shitty, the writing sucks, and he stole it from fucking Dune, and fuck off. I love Field of Dreams. Yeah, Field of Dreams is elite. I don't know why I'm surprised. He's 93 years old. I guess because Jimmy Carter is still alive. The Sandlot is better than Star Wars. Oh, the Sandlot's great. Well, I was going to say another baseball movies and two baseball movies that are classics. Yup. Lion King, of course. Obviously, Lion King. It's great, but I mean, it's for kids, you know? Like... Well, it's for me. Coming to America. Coming to America was great. Yeah. God, he's just a great actor. He's in a ton of stuff. He was in roots, I think. I am a egot winner. Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah. Oh, wow, really? Yeah, he's won all the things. Everything you could in this life and obviously, greatest voice in the biz. He did the CNN voice for ever as a kid. I think he still is CNN, right? This is CNN. Oh, maybe. I don't know. I think so. I like women, so I don't watch that network, so I'm not sure what you're talking about. Oh, God, it got it. Makes sense. Makes sense. But RIP, again, this is so shocking because Jimmy Carter's still alive. Like, what in the fuck, man? Nothing shocking about it. Another body. Another body that Jimmy caught, dude. I kind of think that Jimmy built himself a new skeleton and just internal body when he was building houses. Like he can build anything. And so he's going to live for a long time. Well, we're 21 days away, Bob, 21 days. He's left balloons. He'll be 121 days. I hope he makes it, but celebrities usually die in threes, so we'll see. Who else is left out there? Love to see Zac Efron go down, and maybe Pete Davidson. How funny would it be if Pete Davidson died in another terrorist attack? Oh, my God, dude. On 9/11? Yeah. Well, it doesn't matter the day. Well, it does for him. That might be too much to ask that it happens on the exact day, but we'll keep our eyes open on Wednesday. Yeah, we will, dude. 9/11 is coming up on Wednesday, going to have some fun. But we always have fun on the Monday morning fake news here, because we start off with the memes on good old Patreon. What do we got here, Dan, isn't it? This first one is called just following orders. Chew. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you can play it, but the music doesn't really, I don't know if it helps or not. It just came out of my mouth, dude. Was I close? Is it a Jew? Yeah. No, you were right on the nose. It's Thomas the Tank Engine, and he's parked out in front of Dachau, it looks like. Oh, fuck. And it says, you're just following orders Thomas repeated to himself. And then click on the play button. There's a song. Come on, dude. Makes it better. Yeah. It does. It's a great, very well-constructed meme. Does it make it happier or sadder? It's all just that. It makes it happier. I saw another fucking photo today of some dummy just doing selfies in front of Anne Frankhouse. You know? We were just like, man, I don't know that that's the time to be joyous. Did you ever hear, God, who was it that did that joke, Patton Oswalt does a joke about going to the Anne Frankhouse, and he didn't realize that you have to pay to get in or whatever. Okay. Oh, shit, I was supposed to pay, so he's hiding from the attendant. That's really funny. Inside of a closet, and then he starts writing a diary about his time there. It's pretty good. That was when he was still funny. Yeah, but this is somebody I went to high school with posting on Facebook, and it was like, oh, I had a wonderful anniversary with my husband, and I was like, man, that's not a joke. Who goes to a fucking assassination site for you? You're in Jesse's in October, isn't it? It's not. Take her to fucking Daily Plaza or whatever the fuck. Yeah, why not? Take her up to the book deposits where you're like, hey, you want to watch somebody's brains blown out? Hell, yeah. It's a weird fucking place to take somebody for your anniversary. Super fucking strange, man, but the rest of the trip look lovely. I just don't know why they threw that picture in there. What do we get up next? This next one's called Muslim Spin the Bottle. Oh, boy, that's great. That's a really great man. Is that somebody famous or no? I don't know. Is it all in Arabic? Uh, Mahmoud al Mansour. You might be famous for whatever shit will come from Mahmoud. In his village, Bob, he's the most famous person there is, 32,000 followers. He's lucky 32,000 people are alive in that village, you know? But it's a great name. What do we get up next? This next one's called Happy Father's Day. Before it even pops up on screen, I go, I guarantee it's a blackhead. It says, "When the nice white lady takes you to meet your dad for the first time, and it's a female police officer arresting an eight-year-old black boy." So it gets to Happy Father's Day. Happy Father's Day. You're up for this father, yeah. Yeah, Happy Father's Day. It's a great meme. What do we get up next? This one's called Magic Trick. Magic Trick. Okay. Just gotta play it. All right. If I snap my fingers, you'll forget that you'll ever get. I was never again. Exactly. Wait, no, stop. Yes. No, stop. You can't. I was never again. Okay. Yeah. You can't just state something, just stop your fingers, and then be like, "I was never again." You say so. If. How many views does that have? That's not enough. Really funny. That's funny. How many likes? It's got 600,000 likes. Oh, that's probably up around, yeah, it's 10, 12 million. That's fucking damn weird. That's a really great guy. Who's the creator there? Who's the guy? Viciousness page, but this is he reposts, and so I don't know that that's him, actually. That's fine. Is that the Cosby family? Yes. Every person in the Cosby family is Bill Cosby in this photo. All right. I'll follow you, dude. Don't drink anything in that house. No. Not at all. Yeah. What do we got up next? Natural selection. Natural selection. I've seen this before. I love this. Okay. Read a loud box. Tweet. Just stand the 145 degree interior of an aging minivan. It's called evolution. We just have to keep trying. I don't know when this started or who started it, but there's a ton of baby and hot car memes out there that are on the internet. Dead baby jokes have been a thing for a long time, dude, and I don't know why. There should be like a meme way back machine where we just figure like who did it. Know your meme. Know your meme? No, that's a real site. It is a real site. It's a great detail on every fucking popular meme ever. Who did the hot baby in a car one? I mean, that's a certain car. Dead baby jokes were around when we were in, I guess the rest of us would have been in elementary school. You would have been. I wasn't born yet in college. Yeah, I wasn't born, but it's always the car now. It's always the car. All right. What do we got up next? This next one's called never forget. Oh boy. This you want to do this two days before 9/11? Yeah. Okay. Bob, read the captions. It had to show him. Poor guy had no idea hashtag never forget and it's a cat in front of a phone that is playing a video. Yeah. What's that video? It's probably 9/11. What happened? We'll see. I will find out. Yeah. Oh. This is a cat watching those towers fall. It was a hard day for all of us. The news thing for the audio listeners, subscribe to Dream of Rose podcast on Patreon. The cat actually turned the phone. So like the cat, the paw is on the phone. So like that's pretty skilled in its own. It also wasn't a hard day for me. 9/11 wasn't? Yeah, it was kind of chill. It was 5th grade. Everybody went home. I didn't really have to work. Yeah. It was actually kind of a nice day. It was a day off for most people. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Everybody else's parents came and got them. It was like the last kid in school. Yeah. What did they tell you? Anything? Like, hey, this. Oh, we watched the fucking planes hit the towers live. In every class. Shut the fuck up. The second plane we saw live. Are you serious? Yeah. In 5th grade? They rolled in the TV on one of those things. Oh, man. I had a different tragedy growing up and they rolled that fucking TV right out the goddamn door after that thing blew up. I also like there's a comment on this one that says, "Tell your cat to Google dancing Israelis." Tell your cat to Google fucking jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams and then you'll see what kind of cat you got, for sure. Tell your cat to Google Asians. We'll get to that. What do we got up next? This next one's called rewrite history. It's a little cartoon from, I don't know who the creator is. I think it's the people that posted, but I can't remember. I believe it is snowflake underscore news. OK, this is Democrats are trying to rewrite history. Click the button. It's from freedom tunes. Oh, freedom tunes. Okay, that's okay. Press play. Meet your new Democrats acknowledge, Call of the Harris. Why would you nominate her? Wasn't she the borders are over all of this? She was never the borders are. You have all these articles saying she was. In this document from Congress, that she was the borders are. Fine. Fine. OK. What about this bell fund for rioters in 2020, the cheap promoted? He never donated to a BLM now fund. Ow. You. I literally have her tweet promoting the exact bell fund right here. No, you do not. He said we have to defend the police. No, she was like her whole platform. No, it wasn't your denying things. We all saw these. There are records. No, there are. She was ranked the single most liberal senator in the country. No, she was not. You can't gaslight voters into. Call of the Harris is conservatives. Why? He was ranked the most conservative senator. The better. Yeah. How can you erase her entire history? Yeah. I can imagine what will be unburnt and by what it was. Pamela 2.0 is a new creation. Pamela 2.0 is the healing, red Paula 2.0. We will reach the broadest and most important mass of the electorate. I will brat. It's brat and summer in the coconut tree. Germanally online homosexuals. Good luck. Kill a number. Yeah, that's I'm looking forward to this debate tomorrow night. That's all I can see. That's what we're going to be interested in. This is actually what's called "Engine Down." Okay. Oh boy. I... I... Oof. I want to start. I knew it was coming, dude. As soon as you set the word down, I knew it was coming. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. There it is. This last one is called "A Campaign About Nothing." I don't know who did this edit, but it's really fucking good. Is this... Wait. I think... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We posted it on Dream of Rose Instagram, I think. Got it. So you know how those lids are... Because this is why we just don't speak. Okay? So this is it. So you know how those lids on the Starbucks kept their weight, right? And so if you were a lipstick, they get all over the lid. And so then I find myself in meetings, if I'm the only woman, and that's kind of until I keep taking the lid off of having my cup out so that I don't have that big lipstick right off the lid. So I said, "Can we do something about the color of the lid?" So that was that conversation. I mean it's just the best edit of all time. Yeah. Just the product. And to be honest, I... There's a decent chance you could put any fucking dumb ass campaign space from any politician into that music and it would make it seem stupid. We have it. We have it on our screen. I mean we could do that. We could try that with a Trump one, but it's already been done now so. But yeah, she's fucked in the debate for sure. Yeah. I mean some more nights gonna be wild because you see these little snippets pop up and you're like, "How can this possibly go?" Just all the fucking stuff that she said that she wanted to... I don't know why, but her team is leaking why she... So she didn't want the open mics because she wanted to bait Trump into something. She wanted the open mics because she was gonna start interrupting him and like fact checking him real time. I'm like, "You don't want to get into a live back and forth with Trump like that. It's so much worse for you than if you just shut the fuck up and hope he makes it fake." Like trying to run with the Warriors, right? Like you got to slow him down. Yeah. Just not the way to do it. It's so weird. Everything they've done strategy-wise and we'll get to that in a minute because she finally released her policy positions one day before the debate. Oh great. How does that look? Well, I'll tell you how Bernie Sanders thought they look. He basically said she was full of shit. If Bernie's got a problem with it, then there's... No, he's... We'll get to that later. But first, Haitians are eating the animals at the park. Yeah, Haitians are coming for your pets, Jenny. They're coming for your fucking pets. Springfield, Ohio residents claim that Haitian migrants have been decapitating ducks in public parks and eating them. The accrieved man made the claim during a city commission meeting last month to address the influx of legal Haitian immigrants, which has revitalized local economy but also sparked controversy among locals. I really challenge you guys to get out here and do something. Now, Bob, I DM'ed you this interview. It's the black guy and you can play that and we'll play the white lady afterwards here. This went on an all fucking day, by the way, and everybody came up to tell it. I think it's like kind of odd that like a guy like me has to come out from going what I do on a daily basis to have fun because I see what's going on in these streets and I see you guys are sitting up there in some comfy chairs and suits and like, and I'm getting out here every day and I'm broadcasting this and you guys are just sitting up there and suits something like I really challenge you guys to get out here and do something. These Haitians are running into trash cans, they're running into buildings, they're running into, they're flipping cars in the middle of the street. I don't know how like y'all can be comfortable with this like I don't know like who's getting paid from it. Like I honestly feel like someone's getting paid from it in the background. They dropping that you got a bunch of people on the bus getting dropped off at a gas station to come down here. I know a single mom that FaceTime me tonight FaceTime me this morning at the well for all this that really need like that really need something and it's nothing but immigrants over there. And I don't even want to like seem like I'm coming down on the immigrants because it's the people that's bringing them down here because wherever they're at, that's what they're used to bro, they're in the park grabbing up ducks by their neck and cutting their head off and walking off with them and eating them like y'all get the highway state patrol down here every week and then y'all get like a task force for the highway state patrol and they look for guns and they look for dope and this and that and the fourth. That same people that y'all got riding up and down limestone doing you turns pulling people over for blinkers and pulling people over for like going left the center in like a couple miles over like y'all can take them same people the highway state patrol and you can take them in every single one of their silver charges and dodged the rain goes and y'all can take them to sunset and y'all can park them right over there and y'all can teach people how to drive since the highway state patrol know so much how to about know so much about traffic laws and know what to do in traffic they need to y'all pay them they can go over and teach these patients how to drive because it's getting a bow I'm getting thousands of views on on these and it's going to get bigger and it's only going to get worse and y'all sitting up there in these chairs y'all all y'all need to get out here and do something y'all making hundreds of thousand dollars y'all need to put on a t-shirt and some crocs and then y'all need to come out here in these streets and y'all need to go out here and uh I'm out here before the police is like y'all need to do something right y'all really got to stand on minutes y'all getting paid all this money just to wear a suit and sit in the chair I don't think I think I think it's I think it's crazy bro right you can dress posse go to the next one it's that white lady that I sent you as well again this has been going on all day and I'm done with what I'm seeing it is so unsafe in my neighborhood anymore I have the homeless that we're trying to camp out and I have I have made concessions with them and I try to help them the best I can to keep them I'm trying to squat on my property but it is so unsafe I have men that cannot speak English in my front yard screaming at me throwing mattresses in my front yard throwing trash in my front yard and I can't I look at me I weigh 95 pounds I couldn't defend myself if I had to my husband is elderly and last night after living in this home for 45 years he said no I'll guess what it's time to pack up and move he said we can't do this anymore he said it's killing both of us mentally I don't understand what you expect of us as citizens I mean I understand they're here under temporary protected status and you're protecting them and I understand that our city services are overwhelmed and understaffed but who's protecting us if we're protecting them who's protecting me I want out of this town I am sorry please give me a reason to stay thank you thank you all right so look obviously I know Ohio I know where this is at in Ohio I think this town only has like fucking like 30 or 40,000 people 20,000 Haitians though well on top of it so you just put 20,000 Haitians on top of the 30 or 40,000 that live there it's really small town in Ohio I don't know how you can live with this going on and I know for a fact that Ohio is not a sanctuary state they're not inviting immigrants in there however you and I have seen this on every fucking flight we're on dude they're shipping these immigrants all over the goddamn nation it was like the first the black guy first said when he was talking to city council they're just dropping them off at gas stations in the middle of the night it's usually like two in the morning and we've heard this story all over the nation everywhere from Ohio to San Diego and everywhere else I looked it up and there was something where after that the who was barbecue down there in Haiti the fuck was that guy he was like a warlord yeah is he still there or did he get coughed did he get clipped but they brought a hundred thousand Haitians over here where the fuck do you put all these people not in a town that's got you don't put 20,000 in a town of 40 no you don't you know I guess you throw the Venezuelans in Denver right yeah in Chicago and then you put the Haitians in White Ohio which is an odd thing to do yes there's a bunch of Somalians in Minnesota a bunch in Michigan a bunch in Alabama you don't hear too much about the Alabama ones but because people don't play that bullshit down there right so yeah I don't know man I mean I think I think we're gonna have to challenge the supremacy clause and you're a US jurisprudence in the supremacy supremacy clause essentially says that it matters where the federal government has some kind of jurisdiction their what their law goes above your law as a state right it's what the fight between Texas Missouri Louisiana and the federal government's been over the past couple years with people like Andrew Bailey file lawsuits and Ken Paxton as well here in Texas technically speaking the supremacy clause says that the federal government's responsible for border control and it doesn't just mean for actual border states it means for all states which means if there's a bunch of fucking retard it's coming over from some shit hole country a bunch of people who you know decapitate animals in the middle of the fucking city for some reason to eat them like a fucking weirdo well they don't have any fucking food no they have they're on government assistance all of them they have food okay they're they're costing that that state fucking millions of dollars right now but the federal government technically has the right to grab 20 30 50,000 fuckin people from some shit hole country that don't belong here and put them right in your town and there's not a goddamn thing you can do about as a matter of fact most of the time they don't even let the city know we did a story about this maybe a month ago usually they don't even let this the the city know right that that it's gonna happen they just drop them off drop them off like hey over the over the course of like six or eight weeks fucking you double the size of your population right and the people that show up are they're not the idea is and this is what the left is saying that they're being brought in because people refuse to do lower paying jobs in those communities and maybe that's true left the community die the solution isn't to bring in fucking wild savage assholes who are killing fucking peep animals at the park that's not the solution but even if it was you have to see where this is going it's this replacement of the working class with immigrants who don't share our values that's what we're doing right now it's not like I don't know that it's the quote-unquote great replacement theory where they're trying to replace white people but they are trying to replace the working class for sure with people who are from shit hole countries right now I don't know why they're doing it but it only ends one way it only ends with with feudalism yeah you're you're all you're just importing the pleb class now right white people won't work normal jobs anymore or whatever the fuck sometime in the next 50 years they think allegedly yeah so we're just gonna have what fucking Latin American people and Muslim people working all of our low-income jobs and white people will be here and they will be here and you've created a caste system in a country that was deliberately set up to not have that it's fucking stupid it's insane that they don't see it or maybe they do but under the guise of compassion they're doing what they always do these leftists they always segregate in a press segregate in a press over and over and over again if you want slavery ask a leftist if you want to take guns away from black people ask a leftist if you want to prop up Jen Crow for 60 more years ask a leftist if you want to discriminate by race ask a leftist it's always core to any plan they have they don't they don't give a fuck it's it's not even that they don't give a fuck that it's happening it's that this is how they operate you know what I mean well we don't want to do that I mean listen the way the way that fucking these leftist people talk about it Kathy Hochle they don't know what a computer is right like who's who is it that said who's gonna mow your lawn if it's not a fucking Mexican or whatever the fuck right yeah Joe Biden smart kids are just as or a poor kids are just as smart as white kids even they have New York saying hey they're good swimmers why don't you put them as life guards yeah 100% I mean that's how they think of these people this leftist attitude is that we're the patrician class and you are the plebs and we're gonna fill out the ranks of the plebs anyway we have to by the way this is the way that every empire and fucking human history has died the Roman Empire and the Byzantine it's subsequent Byzantine Empire both died of the same sickness of Germans or Persians taking at like fucking displacing their working class population it always spells the end of a republic and Bob pop this one up here is this the guy with the goose this is in New York this is a seagull this isn't a seagull a seagull yeah this isn't a Haitian dude I don't know what they were this guy's from not here not here American dudes aren't fucking capturing seagulls and eating them on the fucking beach in New York and definitely like El Salvador look guy yeah got him play it this is Howard Beach why do you have a bird that is a huge seagull Jesus Christ why do you want to catch me speaks English a little I have the bird I know how to hold the bird I mean this is what the the country is going to turn into here and you just can't import a bunch of people that don't share your values no I mean what the fuck why it's never ever worked before it only transforms the thing that's working it never transforms the incoming person right right like when we brought in the the immigrants that we are so proud of as a country and we should be that we brought in over the time since from the very beginning obviously but also in the mass migrations that have happened since until recently have always been people who are escaping famine or blight or a shitty situation coming here knowing that this is the place where if you work hard at work that's not what we're doing anymore we're bringing in a hundred fucking illegal retards at a time hoping that five of them will turn out to be productive and work at fucking McDonald's or some shit right and I'm I don't know if you got if you saw this debates over the last couple days with Stephen Miller and Mark Cuban so under Trump's policy he's promising and we'll get into this tomorrow night of the debate I'm sure it'd be hard to imagine the immigration is in the first topic that's brought up tomorrow night or the economy between Kamala and Trump but Trump is promising and I'm looking at his thing here that's his advisor says a hundred percent deportation rate at the border now mark Cuban challenged him on Twitter and said hey if you do this what's the economic policy behind it do you know what this would do to the economy if we stopped having immigrants so I wanted to ask you do you think it would affect the economy if we stopped allowing immigrants to come in maybe maybe not I mean the economy there's a lot of stuff going on we're importing energy and food still so how much would it affect those costs hard to say if what Trump wanted to do got done that is to say the income tax is gone and we have external tariffs now then the first thing that will happen is the income tax will go away and they're slating it to cost $4,000 or so per family the tariffs on imports so you're looking at a plus minus of somewhere between $7,000 and $10,000 on the plus side for the average family in America $7,000 more dollars a year right maybe that means something to the people maybe it doesn't I think it does if you're making 50 to 100k a year that's a lot of $7,000 but you know one of the results of a tariff like that and we're probably going to hear something about this tomorrow as well during the debate is that cost will go up it's usually the way they're left is trying to frame it right now is completely inaccurate and hopefully Trump is preparing for this question to shut this down because it's stupid but the premise that the left's running with is that the all of the costs for the import tariff tariff gets eaten by the company so it's going to pass that that law well it's not true it gets eaten by the import and the export company they'd negotiate a deal for that right like this there's fucking this amount of taxes got to get paid you're going to pay half and I'm going to pay half or it's fucking QDs based on if you buy this amount of stuff that will pay the tariff on it or whatever the fuck right there's always going to be a deal and certainly a lot of it will get passed to the consumer because that's how it works but the result of that will be that people will start buying shit in America like a my pillow that's made in America not that I'm endorsing that company or anything just saying my pillow that's made in America is now cheaper than a pillow that's imported to target right but has the price I'm serious here as the price for the that pillow gone down or has just become cheaper than the price of the tariff bill that goes up it's they don't have to change their prices because the tariff price goes up probably right right so prices aren't dropping the markets not forcing prices to drop it's just making the foreign pillow more expensive than the technically speaking that is true but it does drop prices because then there's competition inside of the US market where currently there isn't two dollar spent locally multiply multiple times before they leave the local economy right yep so wherever my pillows are manufactured that's a huge fucking economic boom for that city now because they're going to start doing like way more product there and then it'll it'll you know extend out to other communities that are servicing that product as well and that's just one example we buy a lot of stupid shit from China right now probably not a good idea that we're doing it where where which good news on that front too I think our net imports from Taiwan have now surpassed our net 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the brewery itself is in nashville um fuck man i get these labels from uh another place in tennessee where black rifle is uh what's the where's their warehouse out um lorxton coffee county for god somewhere and i forget the name of it but anyways it all exists and it's all here every single fucking ingredient all of it um the flavor houses in north carolina the the citric acid is uh from chicago like it's all here and it is all possible it's just whether or not people will be able to wait it out and say all right we've got to start taking care of our country first buying american made products and then pushing the rest of the shit out but it's gonna take a president in there to do it and force the hand of it and like you said up to tariffs now i want to bring up something that trump said on saturday at rally uh that people have gotten up in arms about and i don't know how this would look or shake out or what's gonna happen but uh this is trump's quote here he says you know um getting all of them out will be a bloody story they've never been allowed in our country and nobody ever checked them so we don't know what we're up against as far as cleaning out these neighborhoods and doing all this other shit have you really wrapped your mind around the possibility of actually deporting let's say it's eight to ten million people from this country and what that would look like yeah i mean it's it's a logistical challenge for sure but there's no way that it would cost more to get them out than it is to fucking pay for them for years i agree it's going to be a minimum of five years for example uh before any of them get anywhere close to real integration where they're paying taxes and can trade all this stuff right it's so far down the line um yeah there's who fucking cares and when he says it might get bloody there's a good chance yes there's a really good chance to that i think the latest numbers we saw is that eight point five million people have been let through at points of entry that's not including the godaways that's what they're admitting to right now so we're talking about and we've we've seen that the the getaways are about at least what they're tracking or about a third of the total right so it's ten million people over the last three and a half years have entered this country illegally and have been facilitated and allowed to do so by this administration um that part's going to be tough i mean there's thousands of criminal gang members here um is that a national guard situation i know i would use uh uh probably swat teams and shit you know what i mean maybe uh uh uh dhs swat and epi hrt and shit like that with maybe some local swat mixed in i would not i don't i don't think it's a great idea to get the military involved and let's it's a terrorism case or something like that but even then um posy comatatus makes it difficult to pull something like that off you would have to go essentially get permission from uh from the uh what do you call it um from congress to do something like that to break posy comatatus and good fucking luck with that because the left's not going to support that obviously um not to start forcibly removing people from the country well here's what the the left's response to to this was was biden's asylum policy whether you agree with it or not has been very successful in doing what it was intended to do what was the intention uh get a bunch of illegal non-white immigrants into the country but for voting or for actual jobs for voting okay but not yet i mean it's one it starts to gerrymandered congressional districts um too you can fucking you can throw them into a city a red city and completely but fuck that city like they just did in this ohio place right i i don't know if it's punitive or not but it's definitely strategic so i don't really you know there's there's about 500 people on the terra watch list that have made it in um yeah it's it might get bloody but it'll go in stages we'll find the worst of the worst first would i think trump has talked about this we find anybody that's got any kind of d-rog derogatory comment on their fucking immigration status and we'll get them first and and a lot of those are going to be uh ms-13 a lot of those are going to be trend day at raguar there's going to be a bunch of gangs uh from el salador as well uh uh why that's that's ms-13 originally but i think there's another gang from there uh that operates uh i think there's a nikoraguan gang that's popular here as well and then all the people in the terra watch list you go get them first and you kick them the fuck out and i think once people start seeing these operations where people are getting mass deported a lot of the mexican iguana maulin people are going to leave they're going to go back every time this has happened multiple times before by the way when uh fucking bush junior got hard on immigration for a while then obama sick a term i think 2013 when he got hard on immigration right around then um people started and you can you like uh uh people that have worked for border patrol know this um people will start self-deporting they'll just get the fuck out because they don't want to they don't want to have a derogatory comment on theirs so people who are here illegally but technically shouldn't be they'll just leave because they don't want to get adjudicated once you get um once once they say you're here illegally or whatever the fuck like they say it not just an nta or anything then you're it's a five to ten-year ban on coming back and you immediately get arrested and tossed out of the border so they want to avoid that and hope that maybe there's four years of trump and then another democrat comes in and opens the floodgates again well speaking of which Kamala Harris over the weekend said that she wanted she supported another hundred thousand Haitians coming over to the country yeah why i mean if if they can clear all like 100 percent of the Haitians off of Haiti and give that to me then fine otherwise fuck off like honestly like that's the dominicans problem why the fuck are we even involved in that i don't know but wouldn't it be just be cheaper to fucking bomb out that country and then own it at that point i mean instead of shipping them all here and paying for them for how many goddamn years that would probably be the easiest solution i would imagine it's a small country and i don't know why we've ever given a fuck about it i mean it's close enough to vote here that's why okay then take it also been a bit of a monroe doctrine piece for a long time then take it just take the fucking country back that's it um because it could be nice there is nice parts of it that you've seen uh for tourists and shit like that if you took that in cuba back rad but then you just got a nuke out all those shitty people and you know what do you do there well it's the problem is is that it's a different culture like there are some latin american countries that that share a lot of our culture so you know people that are just trying to escape uh authoritarianism and violence often will fit in pretty well here but most of the people that work in government whether it's military police or politician in those countries are all just corrupt assholes because that's the game there yeah it's like not a judgment necessarily although i think it's bad but it's like going to the middle east or uh Persia or something like that and trying to have a straight up business transaction with somebody no they got to do the wine they got a fucking haggle over some fucking seedy like just tell me what the goddamn seedy cost i'm rich i'll pay for it right i don't want to talk to you or smell you anymore you know what i mean but they don't think like that fair enough when in rome i got to play by their rules i'm not going to be a dick about it i'm going to bitch when i get home but i'll play by their rules there but when you go to one of these latin american countries you expect to be shaken down by the police for example right yeah people like that you you get told that's going to happen and either to avoid this area or to carry extra cash to pay them off those are your options and how are we going to go into a place like that because when you say take it over there's two options one is to send white face troops there right and rule that place and the other is to develop uh uh people inside of the country that can rule it but the problem is that everybody's strong enough to rule in those countries are fucking assholes yeah it was from our perspective their assholes they're going to be corrupt and they're going to fucking oppress people and that's just how they fucking think down there right and there's nothing we can do as a matter of fact we don't have the right to go tell them what to do we don't have the right to go down there like hey it's wrong what you're doing and we're going to stop you with force like no if there's people there and if they believe that enough they'll fight them and win but that's not our goddamn job to do that and it never works anyways what place have we actually liberated japan is the only one and we didn't exactly liberate them we showed them who god was yeah right we melted fucking 300 000 people uh and with this as far as like 80s concerns um and more people coming over here fuck man if i'm if i'm Springfield let's say this happens in another city if i'm Springfield Ohio i see the federal government at this point to find out who dropped him off and why i arrest every Haitian in my town i i don't even know that they have the space for it there like i said i'm not i didn't say put him in jail i'm in the back of fucking u-hall trucks and driving to the next town over take seriously put them all on buses like take all your like hey school's out next week kids sorry about your fucking bad luck you can use the internet put every Haitian you can find on school buses and take them to the fucking capital city and drop them there who's the fucking governor of Ohio right now uh the wine to wine okay who's the who's the attorney general in Ohio and why isn't this motherfucker suing the federal government already well so here's what happens like they get dropped off in the middle of the night you know this better than anyone um we don't know where this is coming from we don't know the flights they're on everything else this is what all these people are bitching about is there's no plan so there is no plan of like hey guys we're gonna drop off 20 000 Haitians here in your city they just do it i'll tell you what the plan's gonna be you know it's the same thing i talked about this before but the same thing that happened uh in Major League Baseball after they didn't penalize all those cheating people right the players wanted to take it into their own hands and it caused a fucking problem right it caused a real problem and it's led to where the MLB is today i think that's a big reason pitchers don't hit anymore i don't think it was just the entertainment value i think they're trying to take them out of line of fire now um there are going to people are going to start fucking these people up like the it's one thing to go into the cities where people are used to stepping over homeless people and used to get mugged in the Allian shit but you go to fucking some small town Springfield Ohio and fucking Jim Bob with the rifle is going to show up yeah and start executing people and i'm not saying do that that's fucking crazy right but i you know that's what's going to happen it always happens like that always that guy who's the old man who blew that uh immigrant away down there no that was in Panama uh yeah the old though oh no he was an American protester yeah yeah yeah you're talking about that guy yeah yeah oh you're talking about the one in Arizona the one in Arizona that was on his own property yeah it was on his own property he shot two of those assholes and that's what that lady was saying at the the city hall meeting is what happened if they try to overtake my house or come into my house yeah i'm 95 years old my husband's elderly then what then Jim Bob grabs the fucking gun and goes out and smokes a few of them and then the fun begins yeah and it's going to happen eventually we're this close one of these things is going to break and it's going to be a massive fucking uprising whether or not it happens before the election who knows but you can't keep shipping these fucking people in next up Kamala Harris releases policy positions the day before the debate on a fucking day too soon either jesus christ really wanted to take your time with that one huh uh vice presidents Kamala Harris finally added policies to her campaign website since the first time president Biden dropped out of the race and did he drop out can we just say that it was a coup and he got fucking forced out that motherfucker still wants to be there uh and endorsed her in the presidential race 50 days ago the website breaks Harris and her vice presidential running mates uh minnesota governor Tim wall's policy proposals into four sections um bob can you bring up that website uh for the uh the people who are watching on patreon uh build an opportunity economy and lower cost for families that's one yeah okay uh next up well fuck it let's start with that one why aren't you doing it now why aren't you building an opportunity economy and lower cost for families and why do you even have to say that if the costs weren't so fucking high that you would actually point it out don't really get that one uh next up safeguard our fundamental freedoms well let's uh these are bullet points what's what what does that mean to build an opportunity economy and lower cost for families this is a fucking vision board this is what you put above your bed because then it says safeguard our fundamental freedoms that's code for abortion that's all that means because they don't give a fuck about any other freedom no they shouldn't they certainly don't care about like freedom of speech for example which which they're uh example for so they're trying to fucking censor right now uh then the other one is ensure safety and justice for all that's that's called for defund the police yeah that's all it is and then keep america safe secure and prosperous that's pretending like the border is not fucked sure right this is all fucking retard speak um she also added some new merch to the site in case you guys want to go check it out oh no shit uh but there's so here's here's some of the stuff on the build economy uh build opportunity economy and lower cost for families uh promise to cut taxes for middle-class families by quote ensuring no one earning less than 400,000 a year will pay more taxes that is a uh a promise that every democratic administration has made since obama ran for office's first time and not one time has it been kept not one time has that promise been kept ever except for by trump actually uh he actually lower taxes than middle-class people but um not once in recent memory did taxes not go up under a democrat for people making under 400,000 dollars a year that's what they for some reason that's the number they've chosen 400,000 why 400k because i i don't know i'm sure it's a math problem that's kind of the one-off people make that to to really care about it right yeah that's kind of the one percent cut off yeah two i think gotcha and then um the website promises that harris and walls will ensure the wealthiest americans and largest corporations pay their fair share so we can take action to build up the middle class while reducing the deficit what the fuck does that mean how exactly so how exactly does taxing companies who pay everybody salaries more how is that going you're you're the largest employer in the country is who i'm probably going to say all of garden just because i work there who is it boys you ask you it's the federal government should be all of garden and who pays that salary we do we do so the largest employer in the united states is being paid their salaries by the people see how that might be a problem yeah uh it's fucking stupid it is unsustainable when the government becomes the largest employer the country fails always like the it's why would you even want that to be the case well i know why you would want it to be the case is because every fucking dollar that comes in you get to scrape 60 cent of it and you get to dole it out however you feel like it right um man that is um weird wild stuff so billionaire minimum tax that they want to do that where it's like 10 like if you're a billionaire we're just taking 10 percent of your money really something it's something it's some like a hundred million huh it's like some insane shit like that by the way they could tax all of the wealth of all the billionaires and still not pay for the federal government for fucking 90 days no so good fucking luck um you think fucking Beyonce is going to pay that yeah um though in a rollback trumps tax cuts uh for the wealthiest americans uh they want to quadruple tax on stock stock buybacks quadruple the tax on that which is in uh like man it's that's insane and other reforms ensure that very wealthy americans are playing by the same rules as the middle class um we are playing by the same rules somebody that's making sixty thousand dollars a year can take the exact same tax cuts that i do yeah today in 2024 especially maybe 10 years ago that wasn't the case but now every mother fucker out there can write off your phone your internet your fucking power your two rooms at your house the square foot is the two rooms in your house all sorts of shit especially work from home all you have to do is either work from home one day a week for your company uh huh right or just file for an LLC a company that doesn't like you consult for the company that you actually work for for yourself there's it's it's so simple and easy to do this shit now since it's not true plus the money wouldn't actually pay for anything they and that's is how they always start all these tax plans always start with oh it's only for people that make a million dollars a year 28 percent capital gains tax on people that make over one million a year whoo 28 percent you're going to lose everybody from uh New York LA they're all going to start doing their business overseas this is how you run people out of the fucking country um they're going to give a hundred million working and middle class families a tax cut by restoring the child tax credit and the earned income tax credit look at how they talk about this stuff it's like we're going to give you some money back what they don't say is we're going to give you some of your money back yeah yeah that's a different sentence yeah one of them is at gunpoint that's how you can tell the difference um and my cpa always says the same thing to me every year hey do you have any more kids love to try to take some some money off and taxes or whatever it's like no man i'm not i'm out yeah so capital gains tax on people earning more than a million a year 28 percent um fuck yeah and you get to paint state taxes on top of that right yeah she former uh let's say you live in LA so you live in LA and it's 16 percent plus 28 percent 44 percent of your money's fucking gone dude so if you make a million dollars you're only making 60 or 56 yeah but but five hundred sixty one like if you include value add gas all those other taxes it's more like 60 percent of your yeah dude you're fucked um we talked about this as well like they talked shit about project 2025 on the site he's not affiliated with that they talked shit about IVF which he's completely like that's retarded too doesn't care um they they did mention uh that the tariff thing would cost people four grand more a year and uh in blah blah all this stuff doesn't like every time i left his talks about this plan they never mentioned getting rid of the income tax simultaneously which is that's the plan is to get rid of the income tax and have the the tariff right man i'll believe that when i see it the government getting rid of an income stream oh i don't i don't think so either ever like truly like i did that's like ambitious plan and i'm not against it but like i will fucking believe it when i see it i know i that that's one of the things i wish would happen but i i don't think i'll we'll see it in our lifetime at all um i look at the states without uh take texas texas doesn't have any state taxes here they tax the fuck out of you property wise the the fucking tolls all that shit i get a stack of toll bills over here and all the shit i'm not bad at all here this this toll system is cheap as fuck compared to everywhere else in the country i've lived for now uh but it's going to keep going up and up and it happens to every single state once they started georgia was like this too and uh fucked me in in atlanta they were like well we're gonna texas didn't just start tolls they've been around for 20 years here and i know same with georgia and then they just well we're going to get rid of the tolls and then they kept going up and up and up um the property taxes are rough here but otherwise texas is pretty good sales tax even but like pretty good dandy what do you what would you honestly put the chances of the income tax going away at i don't actually know uh how was the income tax authorized in the first place uh woodrow wilson was the uh so there had been income taxes before it was an executive order because if it's an executive order the president can end it with an executive order yeah okay that doesn't matter i don't even i don't even care who can end it but i'm talking about will it end if if it did it would be the biggest shocker in the country if i was on my bookie.com and i had to place a bet on this one percent well i think i and that's even a wish that's the throwing a penny in a well even to do it responsibly would take a little time like you have to fire most of the government first yes right otherwise the government would shut down and that affects all of your and you would you would have to start the tariff first right no not necessarily i it would be almost i mean if you start the tariff before you get rid of the income tax then you are doing what the democrats say you're doing which is just raising prices yeah i wouldn't do that i mean the first thing you got to do is bring in havy or malay and let him kill so there's just over three million people employed by the federal government right now i think we can get that down to about 70 dudes well i tell you what uh now that i actually believe it not not 70 per se but close enough i think we just we just saw this with twitter and everybody's like oh man twitter's gonna fucking die yeah they didn't um i i truly believe that about the government with less people and all that it's so you have to do two things there too you have to get rid of the people you have to fire most of the people that work for the federal government and you also have to nullify most of the regulation that they do these that they perform right like fuck off i don't you're not involved in this anymore you're a fucking go back to mcdonald's or wherever you were going before um now that's going to be a challenge too but yeah you would have to get rid of the regulatory stuff they're doing first otherwise how does how do you get permits to do something for example right at the at the federal level or whatever or how do you if there's paperwork you have to file at the rr rest to start your company for example which is the case yeah yeah yeah to get an ei in and shit or are there people there isn't enough people there now to get that done yeah so there's stuff to take into consideration you would have to do both of those things before you actually ended the income tax in my opinion yeah i don't i don't know if you could do all that in four years i don't either that to be the only thing you did i was gonna say that that's it's it's ambitious and trump is only going to have four then again havy or malay has done it in year that's a much smaller country much less complicated than ours and it was propped up primarily by pay-to-play stuff right which is some to some degree what's going on in the us but us is way more just uh bureaucracy than it is pay-to-play in my opinion it's just like just entrenched bureaucracy nonsense um i think it's it's like ironically harder to untangle the legal means of extracting wealth from the population than it is to stop the illegal shit which is what vina's way it was doing they were they just had 20 different government agencies that weren't doing shit they were just like fucking siphon money on sure you can end that relatively quickly because they're not actually performing anything somebody at the irs is looking at the forms you sent in and like all right cool ein right it's like a i hate the irs as much as the next guy but someone's actually performing that duty so i don't know that that's really complicated it is and i and i think it's gonna take a president if if it were to happen um it's gonna take a president who can at least get eight years and have a full fledged plan for it i think realistically looking what trump could do in this next four years is immigration um and that's what i think his biggest biggest biggest fucking thing that that he could actually do is shut down the border and uh that's about all you can do in four then you got to set up somebody else for 28 after that um but most of these presidents i think we can all name one thing that they've accomplished that's about it right and whether it's good or bad yeah take obama it's obama care that's it that's all he did that was the one thing that he was able to push through and even that how many years worth of fighting was all of that and then it turned out to be dog shit nobody wants the goddamn thing and it's expensive like it's a fucking mess um what i would love to see is all this red tape cut for small businesses and everything else at the government that you have to go through for all this bullshit um because you could certainly start a lot more businesses and and have a lot more jobs if you did but yeah i mean make make uh the vague ramis swami the fed chair it'd be great and uh things will start to look a lot different yeah it'd be great and who knows he might be deregulated everything i mean people say well if we get rid of the fda who's going to fucking make sure the drugs are good who's going to make sure that food isn't poisonous what the fuck are you talking about the fda made the food pyramid but yeah they created 40 percent of america now is either diabetic or in prediabetes because of the fda how many people have died from fucking opioid abuse how many people have died from fucking covid shots fuck off sorry like a it bob you're a fucking liberal uh get what is the fda done that they should still be in business right the pharmaceutical industry pays them that like literally bribes them legally to to support their drugs and shit like that what the fuck yeah i'll just say that i don't trust my food to uh an anarcho capitalist society like food and a lot of thing like we talk about this a lot on softcore history is that like everything bad you've ever every like crazy leftist lie you've ever heard about capitalism was like true in 1899 you know what i mean everything was poisoned everything was a nightmare there were no regulations you could i mean the the air was horrible the food was fuck obviously there were no work the working conditions were insane do i think we're over regulated now to a to a large extent yet so de-corrupt and debiar exercise the fda sure do i want to just leave my food and other things like that to the wild west fuck mom there are 17 carcinogen ingredients that are banned in every other country with the united states that are in most of the food you eat it did i say yellow five for example i you're telling me that i said it was perfect i'm not saying it's perfect no it's not that it's perfect it's at 40% of our population is dying because of them like how how much what percent of the population was dying but from raw milk and it was probably a decent amount 15 percent from from like bacteria and shit stuff like that bad dental care not like but just washing your hands is that was the real difference maker right but there are all the other stuff that happened penisillin and washing your hands made more difference than anything the fda's ever done they were like cutting shit in the 1800s with like actual poison for some fucking reason but no clean house with the fda i'm totally on board with that but i think you still need some sort of regular story but somebody's got a check to make sure that the water is not poisoned and shit you know what i mean like you could have nobody checking so if you want to put a different three-letter organization in charge of it whatever rename it whatever i don't care but my main thing is i don't i do not want to get rid of people checking on food and and water quality and shit like that i would have the government in charge of that at all why would you have the government is consistently done shit i just show that they can't be trusted to do that i understand and i i don't have a good argument other than like and i don't know like a private organization correctable something like clear right like clears a private organization are they doing a much better job no yes they are they're not and tsa pre-check i'd rather have tsa pre-check to clear yeah same both because i'm not poor but i look i am i guess but i i even clears become a fucking nightmare where i'm i'm waiting i'm waiting just as long now i'm just saying like i you don't want somebody looking uh yeah i mean the way that the way that the libertarian would handle that problem is the same way they would handle highways and it's that um there would be an open market to satisfy that job criteria right and the person that achieves so if you're if you're uh clear food let's just call it that right that's your company's clear food and all you do is make sure food isn't poisonous or whatever the fuck and you fuck up and somebody dies one you're getting sued right yeah which is about this the only justice you would get in the current system anyways you there's no legal charges coming ever for these farmers to go to people they're poisoning people to death or the food company they've never faced any legal trouble it's all civil right so you can sue that motherfucker and then two the companies wouldn't work with them anymore because they're now unreliable you'd have to fucking hire somebody else to do it and the fact that one company definitely couldn't handle all of it would mean that there would be a intrinsic competition so you would either have to do your job correctly or you would be out of the market entirely that's how the market works counterpoint though probably the best people that regulate food in the world right now are the Italians right uh they're very good out of yes and that's state run is not uh yeah all the european everything you just said about yeah europe has way less of that bullshit those are all state run regulatory bodies that is not a private market at all doing that that would also uh keep more people working so if we did it state run that wouldn't be a bad idea no he's saying state as in the government no state is in the government yeah but to be fair though a lot of those a lot but most european countries if they're in the size of this california that's more state size than the united state that's why it works for them because they don't have a massive bureaucracy um italy actually takes it seriously i don't know about the rest of those countries i know that there's a couple of northern european countries that ban everything um ireland has gotten banned heavy but they're getting obese too england doesn't ban shit and then is actually they ban a lot of the local stuff but they're fattest fuck yeah england just surpasses i think for fattest yeah but what the fda did ban was the original for loco and i will never forget that same i agree i'll never forget because at that point like you know that's poison yeah you know what i mean yes like you're not accident you're not there no one's telling you it's healthy for you the same way that they were telling you that bread was amazing for you or something you know what i mean like you know what that is yeah uh i agree i think there should be people checking on food having worked in a million restaurants and all that other shit man some of the not the olive garden by the way it's always fresh always delicious and uh and it's always amazing but so the way to do it is to create a small unintrusive federal law if you should choose to do that that as in the same way they do this for colleges by the way there's an accreditation you have to have a regional accreditation to be a university to get to even offer credits to people legally you have to be accredited saks south uh southern association of colleges and schools that's everybody in the acc basically uh all the way out to probably the border of texas actually might be saks as well anyways that's a private organization it's a private organization and the same way that the big ten is a private organization and their job is to like that i own all the contracts for these guys if you want to get if you and there's a federal law requirement there's a private company that does the work and it's not just one it's regional they're all over the place and there's ones even inside of those regions that you can go to as well there's always options um it works perfectly fine i think if you i think that works i think that's totally fine as long as you have i mean at some point there has to be a representative of the people to be maybe regulating the regulators to an extent you know what i mean yeah so as long as there's some safeguard in place that's totally fine that would that seems like it would make the most sense because then like the law is just like there's not all this fucking bureaucracy surrounding the law the law is just a law you you can't put out food that's dangerous for people right and we will determine somehow what the acceptable limits of x y and z are and if you're outside of that or whatever the fuck you're fucked and if you if somebody gets hurt because of your product now you're going to court right just like it is now it's the same fucking process except for we don't have a hundred thousand government employees managing it you know what i mean what the fuck there's companies start to bake it into their cost instead of that money just getting taken out of your wallet then you get to choose if you want to go there or not that's the difference yeah i i think a lot of people we had a business um because i know a lot of motherfuckers who were just so old food and shit dude uh in a second and then they would it wouldn't last long i promise you that no that that kind of shit doesn't last long people find once the standard gets set it's like oh you're not a you're not certified organic certified organic doesn't mean shit by the way it doesn't mean shit it doesn't mean anything all it means is that you spent two years and a bunch of money to get certified organic correct and they never come back and check again ever you know what i mean so that's whatever it would imagine doing that but in a real way where it's actually good and not just some fake fucking label like a certified organic or whatever whatever stupid ones they use now uh next up common was also lying just to get elected huge shock that's every politician uh senator bernie sanders independent is he still independent uh technically good for him uh he gave a candid answer when asked about hates her by the way yeah um he couldn't even hold it on uh Theo Vaughn uh asked about uh vice president common heiress's flip-flopping on several other progressive policy positions less than two months to go until the november election she's previously supported medicare for all now she does not she's previously supported a ban on fracking now she does not uh these senator are ideas that he would have campaigned on do you think she's abandoning her progressive ideals uh NBC anchor kristan welker asked sanders on meet the press over the weekend uh no i don't think she's abandoning her ideals i think she's trying to be pragmatic and doing what she thinks is right in order to win the election so you mean lie just just lies is all it is i mean they keep playing these clips over and over again well she said that her values haven't changed which is true i think that's true what she's saying has changed quite a bit um the values have it so she says i think the most important and most significant aspect of my policy perspective and decisions is my values of god that's she doesn't even say words dana bet she says you mentioned the green new deal i have always believed and i have worked on it that the climate crisis is real that is an urgent matter to which we should apply metrics that include holding ourselves to deadlines around time we did that with the inflation reduction act which they're now she and biden both in the last week have admitted that the inflation reduction act was the green new deal yeah yeah just any time they're talking they're lying um we set goals blah blah blah and then she this is this is really cute to be honest she says we have set goals for united states of america and by extension the globe around when we should meet certain standards for reduction of greenhouse gas emissions yeah i'm sure china gives a fuck and india gives a fuck what we're doing the bulk of the population of the world in two countries doesn't care no you're not you're not a fucking trendset are you stupid bitch uh now bernie says his views are quote slightly different in herises uh but he still considers her a progressive with similar goals um yeah like medicare social security show like that it's all like he literally just said for a 20 minute interview that listen listen guys i know she's saying some stuff that sounds conservative but trust me she's one of us yeah right it's it is not normal for a member of a major party to do the biggest weekend political show uh and say that you're hiding your true feelings to get elected that's not i don't know that i've seen that before and the expectation is that she's going to get that she's going to maintain the progressive votes because bernie went on the stump for and was like ah she's lying about that don't worry about that you know and then she's going to somehow simultaneously pick up center right people that don't like trump that seems really stupid honestly is a strategy that i don't understand that thinking the weird thing for me is so i watch me at the press uh pretty much every sunday i hate christian wellker uh first and foremost that she she was a receiver for the patrons right yeah yeah her husband was west wellker is that really her husband no i don't know myself that was my wife that'd be hilarious but uh so i watched this every weekend the wild thing to me is um obviously they hate everybody on the right jadey vance has been on this fucking show like 900 times this year why are they sending out everybody else to do press what's the total number of interviews i did we pull it up in this article here we go uh all right so trump and vance have done 39 interviews jesus christ yeah and then here's some walls just six yeah which is another part of this strategy that i think is odd they're trying to hide her as you just pointed out his numbers they're trying to hide him too trying to hide walls as well because he's a fucking weirdo and his policy suck like he's got to eat the george floyd fallout he's he fucking closed down businesses a lot tampon tampon thing the fucking trying to cut kids dicks off all that bullshit but they're trying to hide these guys like it's covid but it's not and people even in their own press have started talking about it like what the fuck are you guys going to do an interview well here's why they're they're really pissed off by the way is um take the the dnc convention you know the the first thing they touted was they were like hey the uh the ratings were higher from the dnc in the rnc we've already seen everybody from the rnc the only people we wonder what i wanted to watch and we did a live show for uh uh harris and and walls just because we don't really know them yeah we don't know their policies you dropped it the day before the debates which is probably the only debate yeah yeah i don't think there will be another one after this i i can't imagine i'd be shocked if there was yeah um and then you don't do interviews we don't know who you are as people we don't know any of your policies i didn't even know tim walls is like what he looked like in real life until he got nominated for this fucking job and then now you're not doing anything to promote yourself so what you said is is true and uh and the media is starting to turn so i'll go back to uh to what you said about the bump with the the convention itself minimal bump and then it all went away and then they're saying enthusiasm's going away well here's the problem with enthusiasm you have to keep it up um it's not just one quarter or just the first half got to play the whole fucking game um we saw the dnc he spoke for what 15 minutes and 27 seconds yeah she spoke for 40 somewhere in there and then they did one sit down interview for 19 edited minutes or 18 edited minutes like and that's all we've ever seen them so we don't really know much about the two people who were running for the two biggest positions in the world what we do though right we know all of Harris's policies when like the stuff that happened before today yes that's we don't we know all of that stuff which is the real the stuff that she's actually practically done that's what she really believes not the shit that she's saying now same thing with walls we've got a couple years of him as governor now we saw what he did during George Floyd we saw what he did during covid yeah right we saw what he's done with the progressive fucking cutting kids dicks off bullshit we know exactly who they are i just think the less you expose that that they're counting on democratic voters being stupid and maybe that's a good bet i don't know um they're counting on people in the center right hating trump enough to go somewhere else i don't think they'll vote at all to be honest i'd be i'd be surprised if they vote for kala Harris i think this is gonna be a fucking big win like six to seven points for trump yeah just because i don't know anything about these people at all i just yeah unless she has some magical debate tomorrow night you're getting no that's not gonna happen she's a retard so they've tried to hide her the press finally called him out and she's gotten they tried everything they did could to get out of this debate to be honest and finally she was just like fine i'll do it but he's probably gonna cheat or whatever the fuck they're gonna say um now they want to reach out to the center right by dropping this these policies tomorrow to try to cut him off the heels a little bit um but and then they send a fucking socialist onto the biggest weekend political show to just to know she's she's not she doesn't actually believe it is shit expected to get center right voters maybe we're this stupid i don't know if we elect harris and walls we deserve everything we get i'll say that yeah yeah look we've sat on the show for years we are who we vote for we'll see tomorrow night can't come fast enough yes we'll be doing a live show by the way tomorrow nights yeah we'll also be on uh sarah gonzalez unfiltered yep us and robo kneel i don't know what time it actually goes out uh not sure but we'll post it on uh i'll tell you what i'll post it um over the weekend uh so you can watch the whole interview on patreon but uh for the debate tomorrow night as long as robs flights all right uh it'll be uh the three of us on tomorrow night and we'll be watching it live on youtube with you guys because i'm just as amped about this as you are uh next up fbi raids new york city mayors associates again stop me if you've heard this one new york city mayor eric adam's is facing mounting questions over his ability to govern after federal investigators sees phones from multiple officials in his administration compounding scrutiny of a democrat who is already ensnared and an apparently separate criminal probe federal agents on wednesday took devices from adam's police commissioner his school chancellor two deputy mayors and several other advisors none of the officials involved have been charged with a crime but the wave of searches added to a cloud of suspicion around adam's a former city police captain who is fashioned himself as a champion of law and order they've also raised questions internally about the administration's ability to stay focused on serving the nation's largest city and a private call friday with senior staff the city's uh emergency management commissioner zak iskall offered a blunt assessment of the impact of the investigations on public safety and his statement was this is not good that's a fun one there thanks man uh according to a recording of the meeting obtained by the associated press there's uh a lot going on in the city and the thing that i'm most concerned about is city leadership being distracted the agency which is responsible for cities emergency procedures falls under the portfolio of deputy mayor for public safety philip banks whose home was visited by law enforcement wednesday blah blah blah look this has been going on in new york forever here uh corruption and all that other shit are you really surprised by any of this no you know i mean i'm surprised it's not chicago i guess yeah but if it's not chicago it would be new york i mean this second on the list or detroit yeah but even detroit i've noticed because you know it's after being there this weekend nobody really cares about detroit uh and they shouldn't it's an unlivable shittle the entire eastern side of that state is fucked like seriously the well i'm sure there's good like farm and hunting west lakes are beautiful if you get a lake house up there it's great but no one cared about michigan um it's funny what we enjoy about going out and doing live shows in all these cities um all over the nation is getting to meet all these people from there and most of them had the same comment of like man i'm either trying to get out of here yeah or i'm just trying to survive i heard detroit was back it's not back yeah i don't know who told you that but it wasn't somebody from detroit it was it was on our show who um uh the main guest your actor buddy yeah oh mikey yeah he was he was pissed drunk by the yeah sure was mike he was we was eating off the tomahawk uh ask ask mikey where he lives in real life you know what you know what his answer is not gonna be detroit friend detroit it's back it's not back it'll never be back he lives in a rich suburb in canada kit i'm not even gonna front on that one uh i don't know it's funny everybody who's from michigan will come back and be like hey i'm there detroit it's back and then they don't live there if it was back you would move there that it's that simple christlers they're making christlers that's cool but you know just go back and support imported from detroit and that by the way that that is on me as well i'd like i'll i'll turn the criticism of myself as well i'll never call myself a texan it's just not my state it's not my place no no it's not my place no and i and also respect the people that do consider themselves texan enough that i don't want to take that moniker from you either and be like hey dude i'm one of you and i'm gonna pretend to do all the texas stuff that you like i don't i would feel like a fucking fraud so i'm not gonna do that either um so sorry about it but uh yeah detroit it's not back we matter of fact we got the fuck out of there saturday night we we were on a flight saturday night i'm excited i got home at midnight i'm excited that saturday night that's how much detroit wasn't every every night in your own bed is a gift at this point i'll say that i wasn't that wasn't just about detroit but it did everywhere i went public the game university of bichigan is the least amount of talent i've ever seen he's talking about hot girls not like honestly i think maybe three really it's a smat school a hundred ten thousand people at that fucking game a lot of people said the same thing still really nice out to uh you know what's funny so the university itself beautiful i love the bar scene down there um brown jug rocks blue leprechaun lot rocks all that stuff but uh it's a smat kid school so like yeah you're not gonna get a lot of talent like as far as hot girls it was beat not no t-shirt fans no man that's kind of what i was looking for too but they didn't t-shirt fans are yeah it's still michigan it's midwest so this is the midwest mikey kept telling me this the whole weekend but uh there's this whole joke about how one out of ten girls in the big ten at big ten schools are ugly and all nine are all of them go to fucking michigan yeah right now apparently michigan state there's a bunch of hot girls there is because it's easier to get into so they party michigan i can confirm i don't think i don't that that can't be the metric though that it's just because it's easier to get into no it can't be because hot girls no no they're not that's not true so we're hot dudes no women women are doing first of all one is a subset women in general are doing way better at university like high school and university than men are but way better i'm talking about like if it was uh one to a hundred they're like 75 percent and men are 25 percent right now as far as performance goes just that number alone would be more hot girls are into the better schools than than dudes it's asians men there's a lot of asians uh which is great there should be this smart school and they're the smartest so they win i don't give a fuck about that but as far as like hot girls no you got to go to look i've said this for years in the show arizona state you got to go to some scc schools pop on down there uh just look at the cutaways on college football on on game days tell tell me the the cutaways to scc broads versus big ten broads it's like not even close yeah i remember thinking as a kid because obviously a group of braves fan like i would see be watching braves games on tv and they would you know cut to the crowd yep and i'd be like they look different than here they sure do they look different than the min the cardinals game yeah yeah they do now if you're going for it bob you go to a school like ohio state where there's 65 000 you're not going to fuck up 65 000 that's just too big to do it um but the the other schools yeah you can get over yeah you're not gonna get worried about rate stats and a crowd in a crowd that big right even like uh shit you see f i mean god damn well we are the biggest school in the country are you guys yeah it may make sense and there's a lot of hot girls there because it's dumb and it's florida yeah it's great so like that's that's the difference that's it it's uh it's smack kids and everything else but uh yeah as far as um new york goes and everything that's going on here with with eric adam's and all this other shit i mean it's a fucking shitty time in new york right now man and it sucks um it sucks dude i don't know what they're gonna do with all these fucking people here um as far as the the government's concerns because they keep voting them in i mean dude eric adam's was the worst choice he was dumber than the last one them wazio all right so people don't remember like they were crazier people running for new york mayor than him oh yeah like he was actually like one of the less crazy choices they had and that's what happened in that election bob he was one of the the least craziest people do you remember uh like yeah the other person i forget who it was but they were way to the left of him aoc and did not didn't like adam she endorsed the other guy right it was yeah that that race was a mess it was a mess uh it's gonna continue to be a mess and uh and it sucks man because i like new york i just everything that's going on there god damn it just keeps getting worse and worse and worse um and with all this shit yeah dude they're just sucking out any money they can on the flip side though if you're giving all your money to immigrants and housing them in nice hotels and all that other shit they probably feel entitled like fuck it you know what i'm saying if all of our money's going to these grimy fucks anyways well who cares if i put a couple hundred k in my pocket yeah um that's my theory on what's going on up there i just think it's fucking out of control and they don't care anymore where they're just like all right can we steal some money here and there yeah fuck it we'll see um what was the raid involved did they say what the subpoenas were for um it's something else i think i don't know about this one though the one with him was about taking money from the turkish government it's just an odd thing for uh was it Eric Adams yeah he's the one that went on that Italian vacation then posted a video of him getting on the plane yeah because he was going to solve the migrant crisis by going to Italy so to see how they were doing over there yeah they snatched up his i his phone and ipad and shit and uh earlier this year i think was in march and it was in relation to him getting money from the turkish government somehow but i don't know about this latest one i'm not entirely sure what it is all right uh next up state senator sued California state senator marie alvarado gill is facing a civil lawsuit filed by her ex chief of staff who alleges the senator forced him to do sexual favors while she was his boss and suffered a back injury bob go ahead and pull up a photo with his bruiser uh i gotta see this one alvarado gill who represents the uh parts of eastern california and the central valley recently changed her party affiliation from democrat republican really yeah repute her former chief of staff chad condit filed the civil lawsuit and sacramental superior court on thursday uh lawsuit includes allegations of sexual harassment discrimination retaliation and violations of other state labor laws condit portrayed alvarado gills and erratic controlling sexually abusive authority figure this was a sex base quid pro quo relationship of unwelcome advances and sexual behaviors coupled with punishment and flexing of power uh kind of work for her campaign while she ran as a democrat for senate district four and twenty two then it became a cheaper staff afterwards and it was fired in december of twenty three okay so that's the best picture probably that she has that is the best you know there's there's way worse ones than okay well at least we started with that bob go to that yeah let's let's go to a normie pick here not a glamour shot one oh she's blurry in it yeah but you can see maybe it's like back to the future and and you can see he's dying some important things she's got heavies well i was just in general a thick broad yeah she's a bigger gal which is fine so condits married he claimed he was pressured to perform oral sex and alvarado gill when they traveled for work together uh uh condit said he did it to protect his job and that the final time he suffered it back injury while eating her pussy on her uh are uh in the seat of a car as a result condit claims he suffered three herniated disc and his back and it collapsed hip i'm sorry no way we need to talk about something chad condit yeah that's carry condits son wow the one that hillary clipped no the one that clipped his intern oh that's right no fucking way all right so i'm going to need to see a full body of chad here and it doesn't i mean it's just seeing his face is enough no i want to see how thin this man actually is because he's old he's old and frail man i imagine do i believe that he actually busted out his hip in a in a few vertebrae eating her pussy yes well how old bigger gal how old is condit and then how old is alvarado gill so chad condit if this is the same guy and i think it is 57 yeah i saw her and this was just last year that he was eating her pussy really face 57 and then how old is alvarado gill she is younger for sure she's 50 oh man all right making an older man fucking lunch on you in the car on the way to the event i'm going to give a speech you better eat my pussy that's how she sounds oh yeah yeah no it's gary condit son for sure wow that's wow i what do you think here i i think you probably wanted to do it he's married and there's no fuck if if you're married and some woman you're not attracted to is like eat my pussy or you're fired that would never work ever that would never work i don't know man i don't know i think condits into it yeah he's into it that's what i'm saying yeah he was eating her pussy and she got mad and fired him because he was impotent yeah and then he was like well fuck it i'll sue you this is a retaliatory i guarantee you they're gonna find text from him to her yeah where he's like oh i'm in love with you i'm gonna leave my wife she's like no dude that's what my pussy ate yeah and then she fired him for being a creep probably and i guarantee you he was like i loved it i loved eating that pussy he clearly clearly did not ask his dad what to do about this situation he would have known yeah he did know he did put her in the fucking trunk there's some that say that gary condit was the greatest beneficiary of 9/11 yeah she died 9/11 no she that was the biggest story in the country by far and then 9/11 happened yeah well so the complaint says this is so stupid um the complaint says that condit was demi was demeaned and made to feel empty and subordinate to his boss uh uh with power of his career in livelihood he says that he began to reject her demands for oral it was always just eating her pussy really she's odd um he never got to bone or anything else yeah that's what that's probably why he got mad um but um he used his back injuries and excuse and then by august of 23 he made it clear that her advances were not welcome condit said the senator began punishing him by threatening his job uh and that she wrote him up and was issued a bogus disciplinary letter with accusations of inappropriate behavior made by alvarado gill against him so she actually filed a complaint against him for sexual harassment no shit and then fired him in december of that year wow um so he had back served see well his back was fucked up because he had back surgery in october it wasn't for me posting though i mean that'd be the way to go out i guess i yeah man in a car i guess like how do you that's a hard position to get into right there i mean you have to go in the backseat maybe kick a door open yeah that's hard to say yeah it's tough to say there is that a model is that a glamour shot of her back in the day no that's chonderely that's g that's his dad that's his dad's girl right it's right fucking a dude i haven't thought about chanda leaving forever holy shit okay man what a weird fucking family huh well that's the news kids uh now it's time for drinking pro of the week you can submit at drinking bros.com uh tons of great merch in the store we got uh t-shirts hoodies finally it's hoodies season we were fucking hoodies to that game on saturday um damn it was nice 65 degrees there in michigan beautiful day for football let's fucking go uh so just click on the submission form it'll get sent to us in a it'll read it live on air this one just came in from um taylor converse uh from montana listener for five years nominating uh tyler meryl living thank you uh tyler has been a huge drinking bro fan uh for four to five years he's flying out to the organ ohio state game to see you guys hell yeah dude that'll be fun uh i've got a call after this about shipping some products out there since it was short i'll read one more here drinking bro's submission this one just came in from anthony Fletcher ut what do you think texas or tennessee i'll say texas yeah uh listener for three days three days they've been listening to the show that's fine welcome to the show uh bow Haskell is who their nomination is living uh bow introduced me to this show two or three days ago when we drove down to texas for some hog hunting thank you bow for showing me this podcast and serving our country what do you think they mean by hog hunting because when i was in college that was something entirely different sure was sure was did you guys uh have one of those bob uh i've greased up a lot of hogs and hunting them hunting them down yeah you know what i mean sure you sure have greasy weiners i think that might be something that delco you didn't get enough opportunity to experience because there's not that so columbia mazuri probably has a higher percentage of fat people than or land of florida i would guess yeah uh certain parts of our land are very sad and then i was in fucking penn state you know how that looks i was oh high of staying but yeah you see f no not many fat people but like you're gonna need to say we're over i drive then you have a shit to send you to grad school and like fucking somewhere fat like maybe maybe the london school of economics actually they're getting fattest fuck over there minnesota would be a good place university in minnesota find yourself a thick leg broad just a little go for dude she can walk uphill all day yep that's all you need to put a plow in our back oh you know if you're looking at your weird man uh university west virginia is the easily the weirdest place i party dad holy shit those motherfuckers they'll do any form of anything that could be remotely a drug or a drink like never seen anything like it it's it's like you have pills in your hand and they grab a couple put them in their mouths swallow and say hey what was that yep you all right cool i guess we're here to party every single time there man it's wild those are forget me now uh appreciate tuning in kids go to itunes rate the show five star and leave a quick review also head on over to spotify just a five star walk away for dantony dantony all the way i'm ross patterson this is drinking bro's fake news go dantony you
