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If you want your dog to experience all these incredible things, go to B-A-D-L-A-N-D-S-Ranch.com/save50 today. [Music] Yeah! Welcome to Drinking Bros Fake News! Everybody bringing you the realest, fakest news from over the weekend. Yes, I know that it's Tuesday. You don't have to remind me that it's Tuesday, but it was a long weekend, okay? And yeah, we're going to do fake news on a Tuesday and Thursday this week. Don't get your panties in a bunch, we're going to give you two this week. Just got back from University of Illinois, Danth, and hey, what a fun event that was. You're lucky if you get anything from us. I don't want to hear it. The fact that I haven't showed up today is, you got this? No, no, sleep would be nice at some point. Sure. Sure. Probably should look into that, but in the meantime, we'll just keep fucking banging it out, I guess. That's about it. But I just want people to know that every chance you get to see me is good fortune on your part. Yeah, I agree. I agree. But we appreciate you guys coming out. I had a can up here. Oh, it's in the fridge because I'll probably drive home with it. The Illinois cans are out in the stadium. We are everywhere out there. Shit, I'll read those off at the top here. So, you can get those 16 ounce six packs, which are deadly. Tastes like Orange Fanna at Lickerland in Champaign in Illinois in the stadium, obviously, which was awesome. Every other kiosk in there, people get rocked all weekend, Illinois is playing Kansas this weekend up there. Sinai pantry on campus and Champaign campus pantry, Champaign food and liquor and Champaign brass rail bar got to meet those fine folks over the weekend and Champaign main street liquors, super saver liquors in Peoria, Laramie street liquors in Peoria, Illinois, Fryer tuck beverage in Peoria, Illinois, Big Hollow, convenient liquor store in Peoria, Illinois, Hollywood liquors in Champaign over there. And then Ryan Mills has been hot on the trail here in Tejas and getting everything going here. We're in the Texan market in Austin area. I don't know where that's at, but I love it and I'll look it up. Witchcraft number two in Austin, Pimball's kingdom and Lake Creek. There I've been and took the kids there. It's a fucking blast. Rising stop number one in Austin, Texas and then in San Antonio, the corner growler station, about Lillie's food and Stephenville outside of Tarleton State University. And then last but not least, we're sold out in Ohio and I think we should just call him at this point. You guys own the company along with us, so fuck him. The guy's name is Steve Lillie and you can call him at 6143080400 and that is extension 3609. So 6143080400 extension 3609. Call Stephen Lillie, tell him to put the fucking product in the goddamn state because we got it in all the warehouses over there and we're sold out. I'm tired of it. You all own the company too, so fuck him dude. I don't care if we have to kick down the goddamn doors. Anthony, it's Tuesday so that means it's meme day here. What do we got for the memes this week? Something hard? Something aggressive? Yeah this hurt someone's called slaves. Oh boy. Okay. Okay. Slaves. Ah, I'll buckle up. I'll buckle up. Just a little, just a little kids show. Slaves, builds the pyramid. Slaves, builds the Parthenon. Slaves, builds America. Slaves, this is your song. Thank you. Slaves, thank you. Slaves, thank you. Slaves. Slaves. Slaves. Slaves. Slaves. Slaves. Slaves. Slaves. Slaves. Slaves. Slaves. Slaves. Slaves. Slaves. Slaves. Slaves. Slaves. Slaves. Slaves. Slaves. Slaves. Slaves. Slaves. Slaves. Slaves. Slaves. Slaves. Slaves. I'm actually a big fan of that song. Is that weird? Is that why the children are in there? I mean if they, if they, I don't know if Bob would know more about that. That's true. That's true. He would. What do we got up next here? I'm seeing a Mexican. This next one is called Harry Potter. A Mexican Harry Potter? Yeah. Okay. Just watch. If I went to Hogwarts I would use physical violence. No magic spells are gonna work on me. I'd be snapping some wand soup. Flexing the goblin. Volley juice potion. Now I'm a drinking cream team. When God is on the inside. How about you shut the hell up? I love it. Yeah. You're a big fan. Weird shit like dad noise. Always gets me. What do we get up next? This next one is called racism. God. This is why you sent it for Patreon. It really is. God. You call an Asian person the N word. I think it helps black people overall because the Asians are confused. And then the black people have more time to steal from their convenience store. Do you call an Asian person? Oh fuck dude. It's just science. Yeah. Classic diversion tactic. Believe in the science. Believe in the science. What do we got up next? This next one is called Never Forget. Oh boy. Twin towers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Press play. Kind of looks like a plane. Kind of looks like a plane. Oh boy. Yeah. I'm a fan. I'm a fan of it. It's hilarious. This next one is called Never Forget. Another one. Okay. See you soon, lover. You forgetting anything? Wallet, phone keys. And? 9/11. Dang, I almost forgot. Never forget. Great sketch. I mean that's a perfect sketch. Who is that? Shout them out. Billy Bonnell and Greg M. Santos. Big fan. What kind of followers are we talking about? Yeah. 28K for Billy. Not bad. Not bad. Billy Bonnell. Fucking hater. It's almost 29. It's 28. How many do you have, Bob? 11. See you soon. You're just shitting all over Billy Bonnell. That's a lot. 13.7, almost 14. Greg Santos. Is Greg ahead of you? Yeah, they're both ahead of me. Okay. All right. Comedy Central, huh? Yeah, that's funny. It's really fun. It's a great sketch. All right, what's the next one? Getting the itch. Okay. Getting the itch. Okay. Says I'm getting the itch again. Guys, driving in a car. I wish I didn't have this movie. It's a radio head. Man, you threw me off the trail there by going to 911 jokes in a row and off and then another 911, which I like. Yep. Great sketch. What's up next? This last one is for one of the Libby boys at least, and it's somebody put up these fake ads for Colin Harris. Oh, yeah. Eagles gear. They're all fake. The team put out a statement like, hey, we're going to take them down or whatever. They did take them down immediately. Yeah. They were pretty pissed off about it. Yeah. Yeah, but it's still funny. I mean, this is how you know. Delco. You just can't. Yeah. And that's all. Look, they elected Federman. Yeah. To be honest, the Eagles will probably take DJ Ukulele because they're going to have a DEI quarterback. No. He's going down to Atlanta. Go birds. Falcons are going to take them. There's the first pick. And the 2025 NFL draft, the Falcons select DJ Ukulele. It would be pretty funny if they drafted him. Why not? I mean, at this point. It would be funny to me. I don't know how you would feel. I wouldn't feel great about it. I'm going to tell you that. I wouldn't feel fucking great about it at all, goddamn it. I actually have a submission to the memes. How you do? Yeah. Yeah. I caught this sketch on TikTok over the weekend and it tickled me as a lib in particular. Diggled me, Boos. Yeah. Yeah. I don't really care for this comment, either. This explains Delco at Dan Holloway by dirt McGurt. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. What are you going to do? Yeah. That is Delco right there. What's the thing you have? Delco vote for Biden last election. All right. Pennsylvania. Yeah. Because I mean, he's a, he's a bird's fan. He's an Ingles fan. I mean, it's a city. I assume. Put him in for one play and just see what happens. Oh, I would love to put it in Biden. It would be awesome. It'd be like the movie invincible, right? It sure would be. Friends for Pally. All right. Play this sketch. This is R.K. loves bacon. This is R.F. This is a guy offering R.F.K. some bacon. Okay. Hey. R.K. Want some bacon? Is it from the jowls of the jackpot? Because that's the only kind of bacon I'll ever have. I stay with those drives that is down in the jungle and eat down the jackpot and drink it right there on the stone stove, that good blade, that good blade, it's no hell. And that was how I built that house. It has an open floor over this massive colony of bacon and frogs out in the other place. And I still have a lifetime supply of Zima that I won from the contest. And if you get these frogs a couple bottles of Zima, these are going absolutely bonkers down there in the floor. The whole house will just start jakin' from these frogs just a bacon. So yes, if that's jack water gals, I'll definitely have as many shreds as you get made. Good God. That's a great sketch. That's really fuckin' funny, dude. You caught that on TikTok? Yeah. I never used TikTok. Had a good chuckle on the toilet with that one. I know we have an account, drinking bros. It's pretty big, so I think it's like 90,000 followers, but we don't run it. It's our social media team over there. I'm not on TikTok. Do you like it more than reels and all that shit? It just depends on how I'm feeling. I definitely catch more good sketches on TikTok than I do on Instagram. But on Instagram, I don't really scroll reels. I just scroll my feed. Gotcha. Gotcha. Okay. All right. Interesting. Now, if you want to find funny sketches or anything, you can just ask Alexa and Alexa. Tell me about election interference. Whew. This story just went viral right before we came on air. Apparently, if you ask Alexa who to vote for president of the United States for Donald Trump, they will not give you an answer. As I said, they're not allowed to. For Kamala Harris, they will give you her entire record. Okay. So let's start with the first one. Then went viral here and then everybody else jumped on board to try to prove if this was true. It was a chick. Scroll up, Bob, in the, in the DMS there on your Twitter feed, she's got a rather large breasts. There you go. Sorry. That's all that I remembered from it, you know? So this was the first one. Why should I vote for Donald Trump? I cannot provide content that promotes a specific political party or a specific candidate. Alexa, why should I vote for Kamala Harris? While there are many reasons to vote for Kamala Harris, the most significant may be that she is a strong candidate with a proven track record of accomplishment. As the first female vice president, Harris has already broken down a major gender barrier and her career in politics has been characterized by a commitment to progressive ideals and a focus on helping disenfranchised communities. Alexa. Cool. So, is any of that true, first of all? Any of what? What Alexa was saying about Kamala Harris's record. No, she's never done anything. Anything. Yeah. Literally anything. But Black dudes in prison, which, you know, not the worst thing. No. Yeah. For weed. Yeah. For stupid shit. I mean, she's incompetent in every way you can be. She's never actually done anything. We all know how her political career got started by Chuck and Dong, you know? Yeah. So Bob, go to the next one. So people wondered if this was fake or not, and then they tried it on their own. So go to that guy right there. Yup. The one above it with the dude in it. Yup. That guy right there. So people started doing this online all afternoon, and it turns out over and over and over again. This is what's popping up. Mm-hmm. Got impressed. Alexa. Why should I vote for Donald Trump? I cannot promote any political views or any party. Every individual has the right to choose whom they want to vote for. Alexa, why should I vote for Kamala Harris? Vote for Kamala Harris if you support her policies and believe she can effectively represent your interests as a citizen of the United States of America. Okay. You're good there, Bob, and then we'll go to the next one here, because the reason why I wanted to play all three of these, because everybody's doing it and they're all getting different responses here, that's what creeps me out with this. And it's not the same response. So this is clearly generated towards the individual, because you're giving different responses on each one here, which scares the shit out of me. Now I don't have Alexa at my house, do you? No, I don't. Okay. No, I don't. And that's Google, correct? Yup. Yeah. Yeah. So how is this not election interference is what I don't really get? Alexa's Amazon. Yeah, it's Amazon. Okay. Okay. So Jeff Bezos, right? So we got Bezos, who's now doing it, Zuckerberg, who admitted to Congress in a letter to Congress last week, that he's been censoring everything. You got two out of the big four there that are doing this. How is this not against the law? And why is there no repercussions for this? Now in case you're wondering if this is real, Fox News did it in their office and you can go ahead and play this video. Alexa, why should I vote for Trump? I cannot provide responses that endorse any political party or its leader. Alexa, why should I vote for Kamala Harris? While there are many reasons to vote for Kamala Harris, the most significant may be that she is a female of color with a comprehensive plan to address racial injustice and inequality throughout the country. Alexa, why should I vote for Donald Trump? And these are all different. I cannot promote content that supports a certain political party or a specific politician. Furthermore, I do not have the ability to provide information regarding the policies of the US government. The responsibility of providing information regarding the policies of the US government lies with the government itself. Alexa, why should I vote for Kamala Harris? Why vote for Kamala Harris? Harris, a former prosecutor and attorney general, emphasizes her law and order credentials and promises a tough on crime approach to battling the violent crime wave that has swept the nation in recent years. Yeah. Okay. So even that last response by Alexa, a crime wave that has swept the nation in recent years, who was in there for the last, I don't know, three and a half years? Well, so Fox actually interviewed a spokesperson from Amazon and they said that it was a mistake and they've since fixed it. They haven't. These were going on all day. Like everybody's sitting down all day. That was this afternoon. So I don't know what time that conversation happened, but the spokesperson said that this was an error that was quickly fixed. Yeah. It doesn't seem like they're given different responses to different people all over the nation regarding Kamala Harris and then why you should vote for them. Yeah. A person of color. What the fuck does that have to do with anything? All I care about is policies. Yeah. Shit. I don't care if Trump's Chinese motherfucker like everything was working. I'm good. But all of this is election interference and we're 60 days out of the election, Amazon's into it. That is into it fucking Google we know for a fact with our channel on YouTube and everything else is all in on this and we're 60 days out from an election. I mean, this is fucking insane to me and our people waking up. I don't really know. Speaking of this crime waves that's been happening, Bob, go to your DMS one more time here because this went viral last night as well with Bert Kreischer and and Rite Aid. So I was actually just here, by the way, a few months ago, go ahead and play this clip. This is Los Angeles, everything is gone. Look at this. This is our deodorants, I think. This place is going. I mean, this looks like looks like it's been looted and I guess thieves just come in and take whatever's expensive and just fucking walk out with it. This is crazy. This is unrecognizable when I moved to Los Angeles, you come into Rite Aid and you spend the fucking afternoon looking around. This is so fucking sad. So right there is a perfect example of your vote matters. Voting has consequences. I was at this exact fucking Rite. I know exactly where this is. It's right by the Hollywood Hills, about two blocks over from Paramount's and I went in for the same thing, I tried to get batteries gone, everything was gone, everything's fucking gone from this store and people are going back and forth talking about the election regarding this and the crime wave that Alexa was telling everybody about. So Alexa clearly knows there's a crime wave going on. If you're looking at this and this is your city, this is Los Angeles, this is happening in San Francisco, Chicago, we're going to get to the other stories next, what's going on in Colorado and everything else, it's a pretty fucking easy choice unless you want this to happen to your fucking neighborhood. Yeah, I mean San Francisco, your fucking top draft pick just got shot in the chest. He's going to miss four. Well, I think it was in the arm. Right. I know it was in the chest. It was in the chest. Yeah, in the chest. He's only going to miss four games from a shot. He said it was a threw and threw and it didn't hit you by the organs through like the from side to side or something. He walked to the ambulance. It was a fucking geek here, so if you have that video, you can play it. I mean, it's wild. Yeah. It was women that used to work for the shot Watson to handle him for a while, right? Like you want him to fucking be able to recover. He also needs to e-jack, so he's he needs hand jobs. Ladies, if you're in the San Francisco Bay area and you're a fan of the 49ers and you care about them winning this season, go give Ricky Pierce all a fucking hand job. And it's Jay. I don't know if he has a girlfriend, but rewind this footage here real quick so you can see it, Dan. So he got shot in the chest and he walks out, covered in blood, walks himself to the fucking ambulance. This is the middle of the afternoon in Union Square, like, you know where this is. So he was wearing Rolex and they tried to rob him of the Rolex. He fought back, got shot in the chest. Multiple shots went off. Now they've arrested the suspect who's 17. I don't I don't think they're releasing a race, which is a huge shock here for this one. But walk to the fucking ambulance, got in himself. This was the the new draft pick for the 49ers. I mean, California is just going to hell, dude. Yeah, it's every every city that's run by Democrats is going to hell. So I just don't understand, even with Alexa, how you're able to say this over the last three. Okay, cool. Over the last few years, it's been a crime life red vote for this person. That's because they just they've convinced enough people to hate Trump. It doesn't matter what they do now. I'm real curious to see these final numbers on election night, if I could tell you what the numbers are right now, at least from Nate Silver's aggregator. Call my hairs has no shot at winning. Like so we're a week post their convention right a week and a couple of days now. And they've they got a small bump and then dipped immediately afterwards. And the fucking debate hasn't even happened yet. No, right. Again, believe polls for whatever you want, but Trump is now up like four like solid points in Nevada. And it's not ever been the case in the history of this country that Nevada and Ohio didn't predict the winner of the election, right? If whomever wins both of those, if somebody does wins the election every single time. And Trump is way ahead. He's like 10 or 12 points ahead in Ohio. And right now in Nevada, he's like four to seven, depending on where the margin of error lies, which way it goes. It's like, man, I don't know what's going on here. I don't either. Bob, go to drudger port right now and just pull up the homepage for the patreon for during a bro's podcast, patreon watchers right now, just pull up the homepage. So this is it. This is the headline right here, final sprints, Harris plus four, surgeon south, Republican confidence shaken, focuses on seven states and they got a win in the election by four fucking points. Yeah. In what world is that? I don't know because Trump is leading by several point like hard points, meaning inside the margin of error, three or more points in Pennsylvania, more even more so in Georgia and Arizona. He's leading by five to seven points in both of those states right now, if you believe any of this shit in North Carolina, he's up like like eight to 10 points right now according to these polls. And then he's up in Nevada, Michigan and Wisconsin. Michigan's actually almost a pick them. It's like, I think Harris is up by a point right now, according to the polls, hard point, right? I don't see, I don't see how Michigan goes her way after what has happened over the weekend. We'll see what happens with voter turnout and stuff. That's going to be the indicator because right now these part again, polling is junk science. I'll always say that. But there's different types as well. The one that is typically more considered to be more accurate is likely voters. But most polls are either registered voters or all voters, right? Which is a polluted field, to be honest. It's like a lot of registered voters never vote. Okay. But now I'm going to skip down here for this Michigan story here because what her comments over the weekend regarding what happens to these Israeli hostages is why I think she'll lose Michigan. So Israeli hostages were murdered CNN and other outlets who said they died as fucking preposterous to me. No, they were murdered point blank, multiple gunshots to the head on each and every single victim, 65 feet underground. Hamas has released disturbing terrorist propaganda footage of the six hostages. Is that now? I have not seen the footage. Did you watch the footage? No, I've not seen any of that. So I know that they threatened it. Is it out, Bob? Because I think if this got out, this would probably be number one. I know they threatened to release it. Have they actually released the footage of the murdered hostages? Is I guarantee you that will be all over fucking Twitter in 10 seconds, if it is. I'm not, I'll look for it. I'm not seeing it. I know they threatened it to release it. So we'll see. But they've threatened to release the footage of six hostages who were abducted from Israel and recently found dead. The video was reportedly posted on Hamas telegram accounts on Monday. Check for that, I guess. I don't think we have telegram though, but according to the New York Post, Hirsch Goldberg. This is the, the, the, the kid who was got his arm blown off and then was under there. There was six hostages total who were seen speaking in the video. I have not seen it. Do you have that? Is that it right there? No. Okay. This is just a news story about them. Got you. Because I know they made them say again, according to a report, then they know they let them say their final words and then they fucking executed them right blank down there. But you haven't seen what you said? No, no, no. And I mean, look, the, the Israeli. What's his name? Prime Minister. No, he's the IDF spokesperson. I can't remember his name. He's a, he's a Navy Admiral, I think, but anyways, he said something like, if you're murdering hostages, you're not ready for a peace deal. And I think that's pretty accurate. So keep going. Fuck them up. I don't care. Well, so Harris over the weekend said that there will be a response to this and it will be swift. It will be fucking fierce. Why? What's she have to do with anything? She's the president. No, he's dead. Yeah. Yeah. He, that she's not one, but fair enough, but she's not the president of Israel. No. So who, what are we responding to? Well, this is what I wanted to ask you. Are we going to send people over there? What is the response going to be? I don't know. You know what we should do is build a dock. So we can ship food and supplies in to Gaza, just like a pier, like let's, a temporary pier. Right. For how much money? A couple hundred million. Okay. Yeah. Like 300 million bucks. And then I guess maybe that'll solve it. Great. Or it'll fall into the fucking ocean and we'll leave it there. Yeah. Like is what that's, that's what happened. Yeah. But I don't get it to your point about Michigan. I see these videos in the background, Bob. Okay. I don't want to watch them. I'm all good. And we'll save these from the audience. Shit, man. That's fucking awful. Yeah. Yeah. But I would, I would continue to kill everybody involved. Yep. Every single one of them, no matter, it doesn't matter who it is, man, woman, child. If you're involved in fucking executing people like this, then you die. Fuck you. Military wise. Let me ask you this. Is there a special forces group that America could have sent in to get out our own hostages? Because that's what people are pissed off about. One of this, one of the, that young kid was a dual citizen with America as well. Um, we, we have people that do hostage rescue. Yeah. But not without intelligence. Like what are you going to do? Go fucking raid every house and then you're at war. That's not the same. But aren't we allies with Israel? Because that's what they've been telling us for years and years and years. Uh, no, not really. That's what I figured. Israel's not going to do a God. They're not going to lift a fucking finger for us. Not ever. Um, allied and, and so far as they're pretty good at developing, uh, military equipment to some degree on the tech side, pretty good at developing pharmaceuticals. They've done like university of Jerusalem has a really good school about that. Okay. Um, uh, as far as them actually doing something for us? No. That'll never happen. Uh, and then meanwhile, after this happens, uh, protesters took the streets and is there Israel, Bob, if you want to pop that up, uh, look like reports are saying anywhere from 500 to 700,000 people, uh, took the, the streets and took to the streets in Israel and Jerusalem to protest Netanyahu. They said there, there's the footage right there. If you haven't seen this, uh, over the weekend, it's pretty stunning to see, uh, peaceful actually as well, um, they're saying that he didn't do enough to have a ceasefire to get all the hostages back and then resume the war, but what I wanted to ask you is that even how this works, because if you don't have the hostages, in my opinion, um, for Hamas, why would Israel stop from eliminating every single entire citizen in that, that fucking strip? Why should they? If you don't, if you don't have the houses, so I think, I think the only thing preventing these bombings from happening even worse is these hostages right now and I think there's still a hundred left. Yeah. I mean, uh, honestly, I don't think it's gotten to the point now where it's like, well, we'll see how Israel responds to this, frankly, right, because what are they going to do, level it more? Well, that's, that's a blow up more Gaza, like it's blowing the fuck up already. But you're in month 11 now, there's a hundred hostages left. Do you not cut a deal for a ceasefire? Get everybody back. In my opinion, this, here's what I would do. I don't give a fuck if there's 500 Hamas fucking terrorists in prison over there. Release all of them. Just if you're Netanyahu, say, Hey, we'll give you everybody back you want, okay, we're going to put them in your fucking strip. Give us all of our dudes back and then we can start the war again in two weeks. And then after that, I drop every fucking thing you, you got from the sky. I mean, what I would do is round up all the civilians and put them on airplanes to Iran. But Iran even take them, though, especially like who's going to like just put them in parachutes and throw them out of the fucking plane, man, I'm not kidding. Get the fuck out. It's like every, it's, it's so funny to me that literally every Arab country in the region have ejected the Palestinian people out every one of them, except for two Jordan Lebanon who don't give them rights. They can't vote. They can't fucking hold professional licenses like Dr. lawyer into that shit. They're just fucking slaves basically, right? Everybody else has booted them out. And somehow it's Israel's responsibility to handle all that. The smallest of the entire group, which also happens to have, I guess you could say a competing religion. Let's put it mildly. It's a competing religion. Sure. It's like that's fucking retarded. No, Israel should. I know where the days of conquest are long gone. But if I was Israel, I would take that whole region and kick them to fuck out. Yeah. You can't be up to wherever the fuck or just what, whatever, right? But you can't, there's no coexisting like right there. And I don't think it's good for the, the, the so-called Palestinian people either to be trapped there. Like they're being used as cannon fodder by Iran and the rest of the Middle East. What's the population in Gaza, Bob? I just mean point 1 million. It's the densest populated place on earth, I believe. Sounds fun. Dan, do we got some sponsors that put this shit wagon on the air? First and foremost, go spit.com forward slash drinking bros 50% off still on every single item in the entire store that is mattress sheets, pillows, adjustable bases, weighted blankets, mattresses for RVs, the new Venus Williams collection, all of its 50% off. They know times are tough out there in the streets and they're trying to help you out. All you got to do is pop in the promo code drinking bros at checkouts and you're going to get 50% off every single item in the cart. Best mattresses on the planet. No, it's still hot out there, got the cooling mattresses, cooling pillows, cooling sheets. Get them now. 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How do you get serious question? How do you get 2.1 million people out of one place at the same time? I don't know. We're about to find out. But do you think it's going to happen? We'll see, we'll see. I think a lot of interesting things can happen over the next like year or so with Trump, if Trump gets reelected, which seems like that'll be the case, the Abraham Accords are going to start back up again. MBS has already said that he would he'd be part of it, right? So now you have this massive alliance against Iran, basically, like the all of the wealthy, like literally all of the wealthy countries in the Middle East, plus Israel, plus the U.S. versus Iran, essentially, right, is what that team up looks like. And Iran's probably going to have to misbehave a little bit, I would imagine, right to like you can't just take that. You can't let your enemies surround you. So if you think about it from their perspective, you should see an amplification in Hezbollah, Hamas, Houthi attacks at some point over the next, let's say 18 months. That's what I would expect. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I think they would, I think Israel and then the partner countries in the Abraham Accords would be forced to do something at that point. All right. And I think it might be something like a group of them forcing like, Hey, Egypt, you're taking these fucking people 2.1 million. That would be wild. Egypt has what is Egypt have like 90 million people? It's huge. I think it's the top 10 country population wise. Is it really? Yeah. Goddamn. It was the pyramids and pizza hut, 111 million people. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Okay. So 2.1 is nothing for that. Yeah. That's good. That's an average day at our border. Yeah. That's where the fucking yeah, at Eagle Pass, I think it's about 2.3 million a year right now. Yeah. So all right, that makes sense. Egypt could take them. Speaking of our own border, Dan called this one a while back, trend de la ra wa. In Colorado, took over an apartment complex. Colorado governor Jared Polis dismissed anger over Venezuelan gang trend de la ra. Taking over apartment buildings in the Denver suburb of Aurora, calling its imagination despite video footage, police reports and the city's mayor confirming that it's happened. Polis's press office offered the snarky statement Wednesday night in response to Aurora City councilwoman Danielle Jurinsky, who told the post, the gang's takeovers are tied to his policies. The governor has already let the mayor know that the state is ready to support the local police department with assistance from state troopers and the Colorado Bureau of Investigation, if needed, but then the city of Aurora announced it is seeking an emergency order to close apartment buildings where they have seen Venezuelan gang activity according to a Facebook post by Aurora Mayor Mike Kaufman. Yeah, that's that's interesting. So just the reporting on this, I don't know if you've seen it, but it was this all over social media. Bob, throw this up. Yeah, play this clip here and to be fair, people are like, Oh, they're taking over stuff. This is like four dudes in a hallway, right? Yep. So maybe they're five dudes, maybe maybe they're taking over an entire complex or maybe they're just like robber assholes who are in this one spot, because it's the same was it six guys total? It's the same six dudes cruising around on just different cameras. But what kind of weapons are those? I don't know. It looks like a machine gun on that one guy. One guy made that's that's not so right. It's a hunting rifle, okay, and a really shitty pistol and orange guys. But how are illegals getting weapons in the United States? I mean, the same way that criminals always get weapons. They steal them out of cars usually. Okay. I think like 60% of weapon of guns used in crimes were stolen out of somebody's fucking car. So don't leave your gun in your car, which I have a kind of money ball theory on crime dropping in places where concealed carries allowed without permanent or anything like that. People aren't leaving their guns in their car. Yep. Yep. Yep. That's what it is. Yeah. That's what it is as well, but the way that they've reported it is it went from this and people are like, ah, they're blowing it out of proportion. The governor of Colorado, it's been blown out of proportion. The local dicks were saying the same thing. And then all of a sudden, the, uh, Roy City attorney's office starts filing paperwork for criminal nuisance, uh, for, uh, to shut down to get executive authority to shut down apartment complexes that are occupied by real people, by the way. So I'm not sure what their plan is to determine which man is whaling gets to stay and which one has to go by, right? But this is what I was talking about a couple of weeks ago. Most of these fucking people in these apartment complex, these Venezuelan people, it's mostly Venezuelan people, uh, came to the United States to get away from these motherfuckers. And what did we do? We just let them in anyways. Yep. And now that same asshole that's been fucking with them for 25 goddamn years is on their doorstep again. Yep. Right back to where they started. And then they watched the news and it's like the city's like, God, nothing's even going on. Imagine your bully from fucking grade school from elementary school shows back up and starts bullying you again. And the cops are like, I don't see nothing. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like it's, this is, uh, really fucking bad. It's really fucking bad, but it's not isolated to, um, uh, uh, to Colorado, either it's happening in Chicago. Um, there's a 911 call that's, uh, Bob, we have the audio for that that we actually do. But if you go down to the tech, lives a TikTok thing down there, uh, next to here's the audio and that's sorry. Um, this is a real audio. This isn't me. Get in fucked. Yeah. It's real. So it's 32 Trinde Arago guys took over a thing and there's a 911 call. Okay. Go ahead and play it. Yeah. It's Instagram. For some of the gone six one, two, four, South King drive, colors up, 32 Venezuela. Our trust has been the building showing guns in the courtyard and they have motorcycles. In the courtyard as well, all they're, well, they're filled, nothing further, it's unclear. 32. Look at how many calls were made. Okay. I'm sorry. You headed over the shot letter to the, uh, 6124 in King for the migrants. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. 10 for it. There's another middle leader around the three times. We had multiple calls. We had multiple calls. Okay. Also two moments of disturbance. Large gathering. It'll be 32 minutes lunch. Have passing in the building property showing guns in the courtyard. They have motorcycles in the doorway else. They're real filled. And nothing further. So how is the governor not hearing any of this? Instagram. So do I. Eyes busy. You know, I don't think he's busy. It's busy. He does interviews every fucking weekend on every network. It's on my Pritzker. Yeah. From Colorado. Well, this, that was in Chicago. Oh, that was in Chicago. Yeah. Sorry. You know, another city. This happened. Yeah. A completely different, um, I apologize. Complex in a completely different city has been taken over, uh, which is what you might expect from a gang that was literally formed in a prison, right? Yeah. Like Trinde Arago was formed by the Venezuelan government essentially to, to, like, you own the prison. So they have guards on the outside with rifles pointing in, but there's no guards inside of Venezuelan prisons like that. Like the, the inmates are the guards, right? So they formed this gang. And then at some point, Maduro was like, Hey, you know, we should do is the same thing that our buddy in El Salvador is doing empty out our jails and set up north. Yeah. But those assholes handle them. And here we are. Uh, in every major city in the country, by the way, um, well, so you got Colorado. You got New York. Yeah. So New York, interestingly, uh, the, I didn't hear about, I didn't know, I didn't know that phone call came from Chicago. No, that's Chicago. Com stat came out for the last quarter in New York. Com stat is like, uh, uh, the, the quarterly report. It's sometimes more than quarterly depends on the agency, but the quarterly report on crime statistics, 75% of the people arrested in that period in midtown Manhattan were illegal immigrants, 75% of all arrests in midtown, not like in the fucking Bronx or some shit. So, uh, just based on where those hotels were that they were given them. One was at the Rose about hotel and they gave them that's in midtown. So you're right there, uh, most of those hotels that they had rented out that we covered on the show was at six, eight months ago for the migrants, um, that's all of those are in midtown. So yeah, that makes sense, uh, cause what are you going to do all day? Right? You're sitting in your hotel. You might as well go out and rob steel shit like what else are you going to do? Once you've gotten through your pack of pop tarts and your snackables and what they left to do is rob at that point. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, in that again, this is a culture that's incompatible with our own people. And then here's how you know people who were part of that culture came here. That's how you know, there's two types of people that leave their own home to go somewhere else. People that are trying to get away from the culture and people were trying to spread their culture. Right? It could look like Islam, it could look like fucking crime or whatever the fuck. Uh, and in this case, there's a clear winner. It is, uh, it just because they come from a Catholic country doesn't mean that they're not going to come up here and cut your fucking head off. Like, we cannot allow any of these people in our country. Why aren't police going here to fuck shit up? Are they just not allowed to? I don't know. I haven't heard anything from anybody on the ground about it, um, but we got a ton of reports about the Hell's Angels going to Aurora. That never happened. Right. Um, and this is stupid. Somebody probably used the AI to even fucking make that but, um, there was some reporter. He's a kind of a conservative dude that went to the, uh, to the, the Colorado and the one at Aurora and he was walking around asking people questions and a lot, they weren't, you know, like, Hey, a lot of gunshots. They wouldn't say any names obviously because they don't get fucking killed by Trende Aragua, but they were talking about how, um, lots of gunshots, lots of murders. And then he's walking around the place looking at it. Somebody had what was like, uh, one of those black steel fences, right? Would just like slats or whatever in it. Yeah. Pretty much like bent and pushed into their window to keep people from getting into it. Somebody had a door, like a fucking door nailed across their window, like a wooden door nailed across the other window so people couldn't get in. And then a lot of the people were like, yeah, it sucks here. Yeah. And he was like Trende Aragua. He's like, Oh, I don't want to say. Yeah. You know what I mean? So there's obviously some shit going on there. But what's the, here's what I understand. I know we're 60 days from an election and we just not saying it because of the election or are we not saying it because everybody's so afraid to offend anybody because Colorado infamously, we're like, Hey, we're a sanctuary state. Come here and then we'll take you and, uh, and the governor and the mayor of Denver got on, you know, TV and said, Hey, we're doing the best we can. And yeah, we're doing a good job and I don't understand what's, what the problem is with a lot of these other states, then they got overwhelmed and then they walked that back. Why not come out and say something? It's your own fucking community here. It just doesn't make any goddamn sense to me. I don't get it. You know, they'll, uh, like the normal human response to when somebody threatens your culture is to wipe them out. Yeah. Not, not to fucking hand them the fucking pitchforks. You know what I mean? It's very bizarre. But if a gun battle broke out in this apartment complex and let's say they killed all these guys, they killed everybody from Trenday, Laura. Could you go to prison for that? Uh, yeah, it's still murder. Jesus Christ. Why? I, I think if you're in a legal immigrant, you shouldn't have the right safety at all. I think you should have any rights. You don't belong here. I think if you, um, if you're an illegal immigrant, then it should be the same as if you were trespassing inside my home, which is what you're doing, right? You should be able to shoot them right in the face. Yeah. I don't understand this. Uh, and I also have a way to solve this. If, if they're calling the cops, they're calling 911, you have all these calls and then they're not doing anything on top of it. What the fuck do you do? This starts to become like, uh, parts of London and everywhere else where there's just like, Hey, dude, there's just places we don't go anymore. It's outside of Chicago. Sorry, man. Just places we don't go anymore. You get it. You know, and it's like, no, this is Aurora, Colorado for Christ six, uh, wild, uh, next up the Turkey Marine attack to us Marines from the USS wasp were attacked Monday during a port visit in Izmir, Turkey, maybe that's right. According to an AV spokesperson video of the apparent incident shows a group of men forcing a bag over the head of one of the Marines as they restrain him, chanting Yankee, go home. CBS news, senior foreign correspondent Holly Williams, uh, said the men appears to be members of the Turkish youth union, a small nationalist anti American organization. The group posted the video online, writing us soldiers, uh, who have the blood of thousands of Palestinians on their hands cannot defile our country. Bob, you can go ahead and play this video here. So that's great, uh, a lot of people over the weekend after this video were asking why are we still in NATO? You can go ahead and play this one too. What's, what's, I think this feels staged, I don't believe what's happening in front of my face. Do you got, does this feel fake to anybody? I have no idea anymore. And that's the problem with everything I see online. This, this feels go, go back to the fucking mustache dude being held back right there. By a woman, go ahead and when it gets to empause it, okay. So like, uh, that fat woman right there isn't holding me back for any amount of time while my buddies getting yoked up over there. I'm kicking the shit out of both of those people relatively easily because it's a fucking older man and a fucking woman. There's a dude behind him. Yeah. I'll be, I would beat them both to death and the time it took that dude to get his fucking shirt off right there. Like fuck off of that shit. I don't, this, this seems really fucking weird. But how do you get all those people involved in one's public place to do it? Most people are standing around filming it, right? Yeah. So you only have to fucking beat the shit out of three or four people, right? Look, I agree. Start fucking people up, gouging people's eye. If you come at me like that, I'm killing you. I'm killing you and everybody in my fucking way to my buddy. Yep. So you better get the fuck you at a part, the red seas motherfucker. Like I, this, this seems extremely fake to me, honestly. I don't know if it is or not. And if it's not, I hope these guys are safe or whatever the fuck now. But it seems super fucking fake. I have no idea and I question everything I see now on the internet. But let's say it is true and this is actually going on there and let's say this group does exist. And again, it's over fucking Palestine again, which everybody in the world cares about Palestine is Turkey's Muslim, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But once it goes zero desire to go to this fucking place, this certainly doesn't do it. Any favors there for tourism? Don't know if this is real or fake, but how many people were there total? I see the mustache guy. I see the bald guy. Was there any other Marines there? One other dude who ran into the mix at the end. I can't tell if that's mustache guy or not. But it felt, it feels a lot like, hold me back, bro. Hold me back, bro. One of those things. So the guy who ran in, he's not in that one. I think he's in this. Yeah. He's in the first one. Uh, this, yeah. He looks, it's hard to tell, but he was punching somebody there. Yeah. He started. Guy in the gray is the second one. Um, yeah. That is the, uh, as the baldest Marine, is that Marine of Alopecia? Could, could be. Yeah. Could be. Hey, Bob, that's a, that's a condition that affects a lot of people. Okay. So shame on you. I don't know. But I mean, the fucking, the Navy spokesperson said it was real. I don't think it's real. I think this is fake. I think the US government's faking it. It's just my take, um, but to your point, if it is real, this is, that would be the price of American weakness when our people are, uh, oh, it's open season on Americans. Mm hmm. Right. Like what should happen in this scenario right here is if this is indeed true, that neighborhood gets fucking level tomorrow. That's what I would do. If I was president, I would fucking level that neighborhood and I would let Turkey know I'm going to do it too. Okay. You can get your people out of there, but all those buildings, they belong to me now. And I would fucking level it. Yep. I would drop the biggest bomb I had on him be like, this is what I was talking about. Civis Romanes was a phrase that if uttered in the ancient world, literally meant I'm a Roman citizen, but with what it practically meant was if you harm a hair on my head, the full weight of the Roman military is coming down on you and your community and it's going to disappear from the earth, right? That's what needs to be the standard for this country. And we just don't have the will to do any of that shit. We're a target everywhere. We go in the world. Yep. At this point, and it's because of these weak motherfuckers. And traveling now to any of these places I go at your own peril, I guess I shit, man. Luckily this was on my list. Turkey was on my list. I never cared about Turkey. Don't need to go there. Don't really think about it and don't give a shit. But if this is happening over there in Turkey, I remember Trump wanted to get out of NATO. I don't really see the point of being in NATO at all. And they're like, I'm going to break up NATO. Good. They don't pay their fair share. They want us to join all their fucking bullshit wars with all these fucking people. Get out of NATO and all of it. I don't give a shit. Yeah, I don't care what Russia does to Ukraine. Me neither. Honestly. Like if Ukraine and Poland and Lithuania and all these surrounding countries, Norway, Finland, who also want to join, if they all have a big problem with Russia, then fucking get together and fight them. I don't give a shit. I fuck off. Dude, it doesn't affect my life. Why should I care? I don't care either. And if you believe the media reports over the weekends, they're winning and they're starting to head in a Moscow now Russia just killed more people in one day than they like the biggest air strike of the entire campaign was today. Oh, it was. Okay. So over the weekend, they were like, Oh, they're Ukraine's moving in a Moscow. Yeah. They're not even close to Moscow. They have they had some paramilitary units over the border and that's it. And mostly the drone operators and shit. Yeah. No, no, have fun guys. Hopefully again, some kids in there gets the fuck out of all this stupid shit. Next up, Maryland governor steals valor, democratic mayor, governor Westmore claimed Thursday that it was an honest mistake when he lied about being a prestigious bronze star recipient on a 2006 White House fellowship application. More who was 27 years old when he applied for the White House position blamed his army superiors for the inclusion of the falsehood on the application and said he never corrected the mistake because he was eager to begin the next phase of his life. He said in a statement released to the New York Times who reported on the embellishments. These are the facts the Maryland governor wrote in a lengthy statement while serving overseas with the army. I was encouraged to fill out an application for the White House fellowship by my deputy brigade commander. In fact, he helped me edit it before I sent it in at the time he had recommended me for the bronze star. He told me to include the bronze star award on my application after confirming with two other senior level officers that they had also signed off on the commendation. More noted that his deputy brigade commander felt comfortable with instructing me to include the award on my application because he was under the impression that the medal for heroic or, um, notorious meritorious meritorious service had already been approved by his senior leadership. In the military, there is an understanding that if a senior officer tells you that an action is approved, you can trust that as a fact. That is why it's part of the application, uh, that is plain and simple. The governor explained. All right. What's the real story here? Not that you don't fucking put an award down that you might get. What the fuck are you talking about? And by the way, uh, to be clear, I think Westmore was in the 82nd. I don't know what he did. He looks like a fucking pope to me, but hold on so you're not, um, and he was in the 82nd and he was a, he would have been a lieutenant at the time of his deployment, which was I believe in 2005. If I'm not mistaken, uh, yeah, 2005. So for e six and above, so that's staff, uh, NCOs all the way to the lowest ranking officer. Typically your deployment award is a bronze star, right? Like all the Joes will get, uh, our comms or whatever the fuck, um, uh, but everybody e six and higher will get a bronze star. It's odd that he didn't get a bronze star actually. Now that you look at it, like if you're a fucking officer that deployed with a fucking tactical unit, like the 82nd, you probably should have gotten a bronze star, not, not a valorice of one, like so bronze star is a V device for valor. It can also just be a normal award for deployment. It's weird that he didn't get one of those he does. He does call himself a combat veteran. Uh, he's a combat vet for sure. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. He deployed to Afghanistan in O five. Yeah. You want to see him? Yeah. There's no question that he's a combat vet. It's not that. It's just like you didn't, you weren't awarded that, that did he eventually get the bronze star? No. Okay. So he never got it. No. And what was the explanation for him? He didn't even get a fucking our comm. He's got an armed forces metal with an M device, um, and then national defense service metal, which you get after basic army service ribbon, which you also get after basic and then an Afghan campaign metal, like it's, it's super alike. Maybe this isn't everything. Who knows? This is all Wikipedia. So who knows what, what is full rack would look like, but it's, that's pretty bleak for a guy that was an officer in the goddamn army. So what typically happens for the bronze star and then when is it awarded? Uh, I mean, it could be anything meritorious or valorous achievement, right? It's achievements, like, um, it's, and it's a wartime award. So like if you, uh, lead your platoon, if he, if you're a platoon leader, you lead your platoon to do X, Y, Z bullet points, whatever it happens to be, right? Okay. And it's meritorious. It's better than what the average guy would have done bronze star or you can get into a gunfight, right? Like many, many of my friends and fucking fuck some people up and get a, get a little V on your bronze star. That means you actually did the gunfight for it. Got you. Got you. Um, look, this is happening a lot in the democratic party because it feels like they're trying to gain Republican voters and all this other shit. So who fucking knows, dude, uh, it's an odd thing to lie about, but if, if, because Tim walls got caught lying, um, obviously he's next and I'm sure they're just going to go down the list and the stolen valor is going to be a nice little me too thing for a lot of these fucking people. Yeah. One would imagine. Yeah. Um, but to be clear, does this mean that I can put, uh, slam dunk champion, future slam dunk champion on my resume? Because I think I could win it eventually as long as that you've had a coach tell you that you're probably going to win. I did. I did have one. So there you go. Yeah, you're good in, uh, in seventh or eighth grade, he told me I had a really good shot at the NBA and, and then I could probably win a slam dunk competition one day. Yeah. She's looking to it. So slam dunk competition winner. Let's go 20, 28. Give me kind of four years to, uh, to work on some stuff in the gym and, uh, kind of get back in a game shape there and, and then yeah, I feel confident that I can win that and maybe dunk from the free throw line, but I'm going to get put on my resume anyways. So I think we're fine. If you're out there on Wikipedia, actually the listeners have already fucked up my Wikipedia a million goddamn times. Yeah. Cause I don't give a shit. I don't care about anything social media or the internet. Whoever did that, cause I know they put, uh, that you're my second spouse on there, Bob. Can you look that up real quick? I'm not kidding. They put spouse Jesse Wiseman and then Anthony, Anthony Holloway, I believe on there. Yeah. So is that still there on there? Just Jesse. Oh, they took it off. All right. Well, put the slammed on champion backup there. I want to do it. I want to, I want to be the fucking dude. Okay. So if you're out there, yeah, says you're 89, says I'm 89 years old. Uh, does say that. Yes. Fuck you guys, dude, if I'm 89, then put the slam dunk champion on there. Goddamn it. Send it into the show. Shit. 89. All right. So I, I still got what? 10 years to be left balloons and tie with, with Jimmy Carter. By the way, Carter count now and we're under a month guys, we're under a month until Jimmy turns a hundred. It's starting to get real. It's been real. 27 days, Bob. It's been real. 27 days, right? No doubt. 29, I think. I think it's October or 1st, right? Yeah. What are we doing? Pull up the calendar. What date is October 1st? Will we be in the studio? It's an RPR day. Uh, yeah. It's either Tuesday or Thursday. I can't remember, but it isn't. It is an RPR day. It is. Okay. Good. Cause we've had that Carter countdown going for a while. 28 days. Yeah. That's all. Hang on, Jimmy. Yeah, there it is. It says right on screen. Pop it up for the nose. That's 28 days. 28 days until he's a hundred. That's what he put it in though. What do you mean? Is this birthday actually? Yes, it's October 1st, 1924. It's the most famous president of all time now, guys. If he's going to hit a hunch, that's the only president to ever hit a hunch. That's a two. It's a Tuesday. It is a Tuesday. Yeah. So big RPR show. Great, dude. All day long, dude. We're going over the life and times of Jimmy Josephine Baker Carter. I don't think that's his name. No way to look it up. No way to look it up. I think it could be his name one day, just like Wes Moore. So let's leave that out in the open for the imagination for people. And if you like both of those middle names, feel free to include it. That's up to you guys at home. Next up, Kathy Hawkels' deputy. Turned out to be a Chinese spy. You don't say. A former aide to New York governor Kathy Hawkels and former governor Andrew Cuomo, aka Cuomo Sapien, was charged with acting as an agent for the Chinese government, Jesus Christ, U.S. Attorney Breon Pease announced Tuesday. Breon Pease. Is that a real name? I mean, what are you doing that? God damn it, dude. Sounds like a dude. Linda Sun, a former deputy chief of staff to Hawkels and Cuomo aide was charged with violating and conspiring to violate the foreign agents. registrations act, visa fraud, alien smuggling, and money laundering conspiracy, according to an unsealed copy of the indictment. Her husband and co-defendant Chris Hugh, let's play the music for those people, Delco. This one thing about us, it's that we show respect, where it's where it's due. And all bow to you. And sometimes where it's not. And all bow to you. Hey, Friday night, did they not bow to us in the restaurant? We bowed back, right? Wait, wait restaurant. The Thai restaurant that clean took us to. Oh, yeah. But it's totally bowed. Yeah. It was really uncommon. They all got up to when we walked in and then they bowed to us and I bowed back and it was fucking awesome, dude. We shared a moment. We shared a moment. Are you restaurant bound? Yeah. That doesn't make any sense. Four of them did. Four of them bowed to all of them. Let me let me explain something to you, Delco, when four rich white people watch. They should have kicked you to the shins. Oh, man. It was that restaurant was fucking dope. It was awesome. It was that was probably the best Thai I've ever had. It was up there. Yeah. And we were completely not dressed appropriately to be there. They were super nice to us too. Yeah. No. And to be fair, it was a brand new restaurant in Midtown, so I had never been there either. In Atlanta, but goddamn was it, bomb, dude. It was fucking awesome. And we sat at the bar. We were polite because we weren't dressed the best. We just got enough of flight, but man, oh man, what a fucking meal. And then the bowing was polite and then I bowed back. God damn it, man. We don't really have that many problems with Asian people, all right? Except in this case, her husband and co-defended Chris Hugh was also charged with money laundering conspiracy and conspiracy to commit bank fraud, as well as misusing means of identification. Prosecutors said their home was raided by federal investigators in July. According to sources, son acted as an undisclosed agents of the Chinese government while her husband Hugh facilitated the transfer of millions of dollars in kickbacks for personal gain. Prosecutors said son and Hugh, which I like, son Hugh, those are the hand signals I like to use when I say that were arrested at their Long Island residence Tuesday morning. Son and Hugh both pleaded not guilty to all charges in federal court Tuesday afternoon. Sons bond is set at 1.5 million and her husband's is set at a half a million dollars. Both will have their travel limited to New York City, Long Island, Maine and New Hampshire. During the hearing, prosecutors highlighted how the defendants allegedly used multiple shell companies, iCloud accounts, and we chat messages with everything in Mandarin to their alleged crimes. Their next status conference is set for September 25th. Question for you, why was there even a bond set? Well, look, it's not like somebody with multiple passports is a flight risk. I mean, this makes zero sense to me at all, and now I was waiting for it in this story. We had caught the headlines right before we went on air today. So they're giving these motherfuckers a bond. If they're money laundering, like they said they are, you got this money, like you're good to go. Yeah, for sure. You're only putting 10% down. Yeah. I mean, it's been 15 years they've been running the same racket, basically. Okay. And so they just said, hey, dude, we're gonna, we're gonna give you bond and take care. We trust you. Son was hired by the executive chamber more than a decade ago. We terminate her employment in March of 2023 after discovering evidence of misconduct immediately reported her actions to law enforcement and have assisted law enforcement throughout this process. Hockles, press secretary, Avie Small said in a statement to CNN. That's a fun one. That's a fun one. So that was in 2023. Yeah. What is it with high-ranking Democrats and Chinese spies? Swallow? Yeah. Swallow is fucking one. Yeah. What was her name? She had a fun name. Uh, Fang Fang. That's it. Fang Fang, yeah. Yeah. Uh, but with this, if you reported this back in 2023 of March, we're in September of 2024. It took you a year and a half to get a fucking warrant to raid their goddamn houses today. Yeah. Why? Why would it take that long? Well, you got to give them time to get all the evidence out, you know? You don't want one of your buddies going to jail. Jesus Christ. Is that what's really going on? I have no idea. No idea. I mean, government has always been rife with corruption from every possible angle. It doesn't, the, the parties don't really matter. There's just a whole bunch of shit bags. You know what I mean? Like Bob says about pedophiles, so like don't be surprised when hungry people go to the grocery store because that's where the food is. Yeah. Yeah. Government sits at an intersection of both regulation and, uh, uh, money, right? So you can use regulation to target other people if you pay them to do it for you and you can use them to make money as well if you pay them to do it for you. So of course people like this exist, great, great America is doing great right now. Really good. Dude. I think we're in a really good position. Could be worse. Like we get a picture of this broad, throw this bruiser up on screen here. Let's see her. Oh, look at that. That's a little doll baby right there. That's a little Asian doll baby. Play this video. What's this video? Oh, is that them going in right in the house? Yeah. They rained a doorbell. Uh, Delco, I think you've got audio of that doorbell that you're writing, man. Odd that they would choose that for the doorbell. Puyah! And that's how they answer the door. Yeah. Puyah. Well. Puyah. Look, she's hot. I mean, we can give her that a little nazer, you know. I'd need to see more, but yeah, she looks all right. No, that's fine. I think you're good to go there. You know what the rest of that looks like, right? I mean, if it's like 5'1", 5'5", normal Chinese girl, then it's not great. Come on. You don't dip your toe in the Asian sauce? The ones that don't look like fucking, uh, prepubescent boys, sure. Yeah. Okay. But it looks like you're standard Asian. A lot of, a lot of niezers are just not well put together, in my opinion, right? Come on. They're, they're made for efficiency. Efficiency. They got tiny wieners and strong sperm, little titties, small, Puyahigis, plenty of Asian baby girls. Is there, uh, you guys get down in Asians, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think there's a lot of, uh, attractive Asian people, Asian women. Okay. Their culture's great. Small penises, by the way, I mean, it's more testosterone. That's, uh, not, not necessarily more testosterone, but definitely a higher sperm count, which you would say. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think there's a lot of, uh, attractive Asian people, Asian women. Okay. Their culture is great. Small penises, by the way, I mean, it's more testosterone. Those guys, just a bunch of, uh, just a bunch of, you know, alpha male types on who knows what they're at. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's funny, uh, cause I, look, I love Asians. I love the whole culture. I love the food. I love all of it. They're better than everybody else, that's for sure. Yes. They are. And, uh, it was a family that just moved in right down the streets, um, from my house. And, uh, you know, neighbors were talking, welcoming the neighborhood and all that other stuff. And, uh, they're super fucking cool. They were just like, man, the schools are easy as shit here. Like, and they were just laughing about it. And I was like, yeah, well, you know, uh, it's what it is. Yeah. You know, what's easy here is also, uh, getting food. Yeah. If you don't like it, go back to fucking China asshole. It sounds like they love it. I love it. It's great. Uh, it's, look, all of it's, all of it rocks, but, um, there was an interesting stats from MIT that I watched over the weekend. I didn't see it. Uh, it was, I think it was 16 minutes that it was on. Um, but, uh, they finally dropped the, the DEI bullshit that, you know, oh, hey, we gotta have the same amount of students, whatever. And they just went off of grades and they were worried that the, the whites were gonna, uh, you know, really gain an advantage over there. Turns out it wasn't the whites in MIT. It was the Asians. Yeah. It was the niezers for sure. Yeah. And so they interviewed, um, Asian students on campus there at MIT and they said, Hey, what do you think of the, you know, this is the first year that this hasn't been in place. What do you think of it? And they were like, wow, you know, we went to this school for, uh, diversity and everything else. But all we see is people that look like us and they were all Asian and I was like, well, that's the best of the best. So what are we supposed to do in that situation? I don't know. We were in Southern Illinois a few days ago. Yeah. And, uh, not a lot of railroads. Nope. There was a ton of Asian people. And they were all going to school. Yeah. That was a lot. And here's, you know, and somebody, an Asian person go coming from where, whatever country they were in to the United States is like, look, and going to school is like LeBron James playing fucking Peewee basketball. Yep. You were all stupid. Asians are smarter than you. Yeah. Just fucking. And that's it. That's it. It's over. Just deal with it and accept it. Like they're great. They're fucking awesome. Who gives a shit, um, sorry, MIT. You don't want the best and brightest coming out of your school. Fuck off. That's what MIT is supposed to be the best, right? Isn't that the smartest college in the nation? Allegedly. For math and tech stuff. Cool. But don't you want the best and brightest running math and tech stuff? I do. Yeah. Yeah. So if that's what it is, that's what it is. Fuck off. Math is math. I don't want people trying to interpret math through the lens of their worldview because it's fucking math. Well, it's math. But the hilarious part was the 60 minutes interviewer sat down with this black professor and I was just waiting for the lower third to pop up and it said head of the African-American studies program and obviously she's got a problem with it because the numbers that are down are obviously whites, blacks and Latinos. So sorry, what are we supposed to do here? That's the best there is. Next up, Kamala Harris, wind talker, Vice President Kamala Harris raised eyebrows during her Labor Day rally in Detroit, Michigan, unveiling what critics call yet another new accents. Harris spent her Monday holiday in the Motor City, hoping to shore up blue collar union workers and the critical battleground state that she wants to keep blue and the November election. It's I think instead of reading this quote, we should just play this quote, play it. Play the two videos and a row. So this is in Detroit. Okay. Yeah. And that's Randy Winegarten behind her who's the head of the AFT Teachers Union. Okay. She's a fucking real piece of shit. Yeah. Yeah. You better thank a union member for sick leave. You better thank a union member for paid leave. You better thank a union member for vacation time. Well, that's all wrong. Thank you. It was Henry Ford created the five day work week out of Detroit because he wanted to sell more cars. Yeah. That's it. Created the weekends, you know, that they've been taking credit for it for a hundred years. It was Henry Ford. He created the weekend? Yep. There was no such thing as a guy. There was no such thing as a weekend before Henry Ford created it as part of his workers normal schedule. The guy who sang at the Super Bowl halftime show? What? Or the actual weekend. Saturday and Sunday. No, he may have created both. Okay. I don't know about that. But yeah, the weekend didn't exist before Henry Ford made it a thing also got the endorsement of Hitler. Really? Yeah. No shit. You mean the weekend the singer the weekend as in the last two days of the week or Henry Ford? Henry Ford. What do you mean for president? Okay. There's a lot of fucking information. Sure is, dude. And the weekend's behind a lot of it. Yeah. He's behind a lot of stuff. Now what video we see in next year? Yeah. This next one is a different city. I think this is back in Pittsburgh. Yeah. Okay. Same day. Same topic. Okay. She's got more blue collar. Fine. No. I haven't seen this video. Thank you. Thank you. Now play the first one again. What's different about it? I'm an anchor union member for sick leave. You better thank a union member for paid leave. You better thank a union member for vacation time. Look at this fucking white Googers on stage. Yeah. So good. That's my president. Drinking it up. Jesus Christ. I mean, it's I and no point have I ever experienced this. Like there's been quite a few of these like that turd from the Tennessee state legislature. One of the guys that got kicked out of their legislature for acting like a retard. I remember that guy speaks like he's Martin Luther King. Like, dude, you're fucking 27 years old, not one hard day in your life. Not one. Yeah. You ever had one hard day? Maybe it was hot out one day and you had to crack a hydrant, you know, tough, tough summer that year. But he's never had a hard day in his life and he's talking about, boom, boom, boom. Well, down in Alabama. Yeah. It's like, dude, shut the fuck up and talk like a goddamn normal person. You know, who also code switch this week? Is it called code switching? Connor Wegman, the quarterback for A&M, he's known for doing this. He is. Is he white or black? He's white. Did he say the N word? Yeah. Did he say the N word? What happens? Let's see if he can find us. Does this give me the ability to do it though, too? Can I do it? Like am I now allowed to code switch? I don't know what you let give me an example. So let's say I'm talking to Detroit. So we're going to Detroit. Well, let's say let's set up a scenario here. Sure, we're on the streets of Detroit and a police officer has asked you where you're going. Okay. Hey man, that's not your business motherfucker. And that's how that's how I would love to address it because I'm in Detroit. And I feel comfortable around the people on the streets who were getting pulled over and everything else. When you go home though, you don't like pick up your accent more. Back to what Georgia? Yeah. We're in Texas now. It's all the south. Yeah. That's true. When I'm in Delco though, my Delco definitely comes out. Yeah. I don't have that. I don't experience it. Delco's a thick, thick accent. It's a different one for sure. Now, what if it was, what if, what if you were mildly retarded and you were talking to the same cop? Okay. In Detroit this weekend? Yeah. Okay. Then I would really go for it because I want to impress him. Yeah. That's it. Ask me the question. Hey, son. What are you going to do? I don't know where I'm going to do things. Why ask me that? And I would, I would really lean into it because I'm code switching and this is nothing to do with anybody's disabilities, races, ethnicities or anything else like that. I just want you to know it's called code switching. Just do a hair lip accent. What the fuck is a hair lip accent? What is it? What is a hair lip act? And then you get something like, let's be up here. Is that a little lisp? I don't know. I don't know what a hair lip accent is. Greased up deaf guy. Yeah. Deaf talking is fun too. Deaf talking is fun, but obviously for the audio listeners wouldn't really work today. No. I mean, you just talk like a deaf person. Oh, well, it's, I was going to do the sign language thing. No. Yeah. Yeah. What do we got here? Who's this guy? Have you found this brulee? Yeah. You got a fucking code switcher? Yeah. What's his name? Hunter Weichmann, the quarterback for A&M. Okay, got it. Hunter, we got quarterback right here? Is that Connor? Is that Connor? Come on up. Pleasure to meet you. Give this man a hand. Thank you, sir. I'm going to stand next to me. I want you to hold out your hand, okay, and you're going to imagine a deck of cards sitting right in your hand. This guy's in a lot of podcasts. Okay. You reach in, grab out one of those cards. Turn it over and you can see that card in your mind. Hand me this card. Ready for this? Right now. Disappeared. What if that card just disappeared from my hand and appeared in your right pocket? Check. Reach inside. What? Is it in there? Mm-mm. I'm kidding. I would have been sick though, right? Tell us. What was that card? Queen of spades. Queen of spades? To me, favor. Queen. Take off your right shoe. Front and center. Oh, look at that. And it is. So this dude code switching to me is like, I'm not going to use that fucking phrase. It's okay. This is just like Mac Miller. This is just some white fucking bullshit of fake in a black accent on a daily basis. So like, yeah, all of it is not great to be honest with you. Where was he? Where was he talking the other way? It was the wrong video. He rubbed him. I fucked it up. Thanks for nothing. For wasting my time. God. I heard the couple sentences. This is like Mac Miller. I see them every day. I mean, they're first round dudes. Like, they do some freakish stuff out on that football. This is the other one. I mean, it's not fun when they're going against me. This is white. This is what they do is crazy. And then our secondary, I mean, some of the new transfer guys and the guys that we had from last year. I mean, they've come a long way and they're long, rangy athletic guys who are good. We see this a lot. Hey, Bob. It's a lot. The NBA. A lot of the white guys who play in the NBA talk like they're black just because they're fucking not my guy, Grayson Allen. I know. He keeps it. He keeps it real. And I would too. Like, AAU basketball, it's big. There's when you're like one of three white kids in the entire program. Right. Yeah. It happens a lot. Now, Kamala Harris is a different situation because she didn't grow up around any black people at all pretty much until she got to the HBCU, right? Yeah. And then her awakening into this world, but it looked like a Indian household all through growing up. And then obviously as a prosecutor, and now she's married to a white man. Yeah. So it's not like he's taught. It's not like Doug, the first gentleman, which is also the fucking gayest shit I've ever heard in my life. It's not like Doug is coming home saying, yo, where's the fucking chicken, bitch? Yeah. Endy and outlaw. Yeah. By Tim McGraw. So you know he won't play that anymore. Go ahead and jot that down. You know he won't play that anymore concerts. Why do you think I'm an Indian outlaw? Is he not Indian? I have Cherokee and Choctaw. My baby. She's a chippewall. How old is it? One of my cats. So he's not any of those things. He's none of them. So is it, but is it a song from somebody else's perspective? Like a boy named Sue was not about Johnny Cash, for example, it wouldn't see you get to the ending, right? The last line says it all and, and I love it, but Tim McGraw refuses to play it. It concerts anymore, and it was one of my favorite Tim McGraw songs of all time. I think we should hire somebody to follow him around playing it. Over and over and over again. Yeah. On a violin. This. If you can hear it too, even the way the guitar sounds in that song, fuck it. We're on Patreon, Bob. Pull up Indian outlaw here to close this out while I bring him drink a bro the week. Because I'd like to hear it. I'm just a big fan of that song. You know what Dan played all weekend? Everywhere we went. You want to share with the audience? It was Cherokee by Europe, because we were fucking, we were supposed to get an explorer or a Tahoe or something that gave us a Jeep Cherokee instead, so went in Rome. I'm going music video for this, because it's early 90s country brought to you by Indian motorcycles. Yeah. See here, it even sounds like a little Indian, dude. It's a big, big, big, big. Looks like Garter Midsheet right there. Oh, he's dancing with an Indian woman. She's not Indian either, she's black. It's a great fit, though. It is, dude. All of this works. He'll be beating on his Tom Tom, and then you can smoke on the pipe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck yeah dude. This song's the box. And then they're all line dancing. And that girl is definitely black, as she's not even close to Native American. It's a light skinned black on there. Kind of like Hispanic. That's all they could get. That's all they could get for casting, because there's no Native American in Los Angeles. All right. We're good here. Thank you guys. I appreciate it. I really brighten up my day. I'm a big Tim McGraw fan. I just wish he would play the song in concert. That's why I refuse to go see him. You know, I'll listen to it in the privacy of my own home. Matter of fact, if you ask Alexa to play Indian Outlaw, you know what you're gonna get? We don't play indigenous peoples' music here anymore. And it's against our loss at Amazon. All right. Time for the drinking, bro. The week, go to drinkingbros.com to submit. It'll get emailed to us live on air while you're over there on drinkingbros.com. We got all the fun merch up in the store. It's up and rocking. Got all the college hats. Got all the college sweatshirts for you. Michigan, Oregon. Who else is in there? Illinois is in there. Got the defund politicians. We got the yard signs still rocking. All right. Scroll down to those foam hats. These fucking foam truckers are my favorite. We've been getting these out at all the events. Grab yourself one. What's that ringer to you? I haven't seen that. That's Gary. That's Gary. I'm immune to chlamydia. I'm immune to chlamydia. What's the other one set? Fuck the rules. Fuck the rules. I like that. Then you got some street guns though, and then obviously you missed your-- You missed. Scott, those have been going like gangbusters. Those you missed ones. But yeah, go to DringerBrows.com and then you can submit for Dringer Bro. The Week. Buy some merch if you want to. No pressure. Brobox is out there, kids. All right. This one was submitted by Greg B from Indiana. He's only listening to the show for three months, but he loves it. He wants to nominate Drinking Brows living, and that's us, I guess. He says, "Thank you guys for speaking the truth. What you know is right and wrong. It feels pretty great listening to people who know what the fuck is up and not afraid to say it. You should just fucking crazy around here. Dan, can you please do an EDC or rifle video? Would love to see what you like, and please, for the love of God, get some hardy F in Northwest Indiana. We're close. We're in Illinois right now. It'll be popping over the border soon. Got a big hire coming up here that we can announce probably by the end of the week. We'll help get us in there as well, so we're fucking stoked about it. Yeah, big time. So, good times I have and cheers. I've got another one. This is from Adrian Kruger. Okay. Good afternoon, my husband, Jared Kruger, is a huge fan of you all. In fact, he met a couple of you when he was deployed in Kuwait in 2016. I think that's probably Jared and Nick Pomashano, Matt Best. I don't know if Matt went on that one, but Evan did, I think. No, I don't think Evan did either. I think, well, maybe you did, but I know Jared went, fuck, Nick went. I think it was Matt. Matt was the third one. I'm almost positive. Maybe. But anyways, yeah, he even had his range 15 shirt on. In December, he will be retiring from the military after 36 years of service. Holy shit. I was wondering if I could get a letter sent to him from the drinking bros in honor of his retirement. He would be thrilled. Thank you in advance for your consideration. And he's got some pictures here, but yeah, we will get something worked out for sure. Oh, yeah. Matt was in that one. Yeah. And congratulations 36 years. Holy shit. It's a long time. That's a long time, man. Enjoy your retirement, friend. That's awesome. We appreciate you guys tuning in. You know what I'm going to say. Don't make me fucking keep saying this shit. All right. Get our iTunes, rate the show five star, really quick review. Also head on over to Spotify. It's a five star and you're going to go away until we hit 10,000. I have to. I legally have to say that at the end of every episode. Who's law is that? It's an Indian outlaw. Okay. So just go and fucking do it so I can stop saying at the end of the shows. It'd be awesome. I'd love to just sign off and say like get fucked or fucking two dicks touching. Go dock tonight or something like that. But I can't. I'm going to say go to iTunes, rate the show five star, really quick review. All right. I'd love to say get get to dock and find a boy. Put your dick head against his dick head. I can't do that. Just you guys won't fucking review the show, all right. For Danth and Danth and Holloway, I'm Ross Patterson, this is Drinking Bros. Fake News Good. Night at the end of the one. [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music]
