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People are raging about this right now all over social media, I don't get it man, I don't get it, one, I don't get the polls, I don't get the hype, it's the party of joy and all this other shit, I explain to me joy, every time I check out of the supermarket, tell me what joy there is in my wallet, that's all I give a fuck about. Oh no, they're just happy people, okay, and despite the fact that all Americans are struggling, they're happy, so you should be happy, dear leader is happy, why aren't you, why don't you have the same haircut as Kim Jong-un, you know what I mean, I don't get it, I don't understand any of this, with Biden I understood, we'll go back to 2019 and basement Joe and all that stuff, it all made sense, he was a fucking thousand years old, we heard he had dementia then, apparently the media didn't figure it out until the debates, but we've been talking about it for four fucking years here on that show, I know why that mother fucker didn't do one interview, come out of his house, anything, we haven't seen him in weeks, her, this makes absolutely zero sense, no, I know it does, you've heard her speak before, but I mean, how long can you hide this from the public and expect that we're just gonna do the same thing we did in 2020, I guess, yeah, but it's not working, even the polling that they keep talking about nationally, she's up 1.5%, now, if you know anything about the way the electoral- 1.5% over Trump, yes, okay, if you know how the electoral college works, that's not enough for the Democrat to win, typically, it depends on the state and how the how the distribution works, but right now, it's a toss up in Pennsylvania, he's leading Arizona and Nevada, which the winner of Nevada and Ohio, those two states, wins every time, without fail, and he's leading at both of those, I think he's up seven, I mean, he's Ohio's locked, well, Trump got Ohio 2020 didn't win, yeah, he's up, he got Ohio but not Nevada, right, Nevada, he's up seven right now, and to only be up 1.5 after your own convention, the week after your own convention is fucking terrible, and now she's going to go into this debate, it's like, there's no way they can win this. So here's what I don't understand about this interview in particular, and this is heading into the debate, because we're 13 days away from the debate, well, they're using this to lay the groundwork for the stuff they want to talk about in the debate, that's why this interview is happening. Which is fine, but you should be doing it on your own, because you're going to be left alone on that stage for 90 minutes, ten walls can't come up and hold your hand through the fucking bed. They're trying to have that happen, right, because she's now bickering over the rules of the debate. They want one, they want it to be seated for some reason. I forgive me, I don't know what that means. They want the two candidates to be sitting down, that's what the Harris campaign is asked for. Why? They've also asked for her to be able to bring notes. Okay, why? Because she doesn't know anything. They want the mics turned on, we know why, because they want to get a viral moment of Trump interrupting her session. That I understand. So she can say, "Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, oh, well, excuse me," and slur all over the place. But they've literally asked that she has a fucking prep book that she has notes. Okay. That's not how a debate works. No. Honey, I'm sorry. Usually you get a pot of paper up then. You've got it. Yeah, you can take notes. Yeah, during the thing, but you've got to actually remember stuff. You have to understand your own policies well enough to just say them out loud in front of a group of people. And if you can't, then you can't do it in a meeting with NATO or a meeting with Putin or a meeting with Kim Jong-un or a meeting with fucking Xi Jinping. So you can't be president, you stupid bitch. Damn, dude, it's a tryout for president. That's what the debate is. That's the job. You don't get to flip through your fucking binder when you're in a fucking tense negotiation with another foreign leader. You stupid bitch. That's unbelievable. What are you talking about, man? So this part I have not heard yet. That's going on right now. Now that makes sense that she would want that. They're not going to allow that, right? It's ABC. I mean, so it isn't just a matter of ABC. It's a matter of Trump agreeing to it, and he won't. I wouldn't either. Yeah. Now, what's what's the seated thing? Why does she want to be seated? I don't know. I asked sincerely. He's the one who's 78 years old. Like you would think if anybody were to ask to be seated, it'd be Trump, but he never sits. But if you recall, you can see it. We played the video of it earlier this week during the debate between her and Pence before they were seated. Yeah. We'll see you today in behind fucking behind plexico, which that was the whole gay COVID stuff. It was the COVID stuff. But I will say that it's going back to vice presidential debates. Chaney was seated too. Yeah. Always Ryan, I think, was seated. They were. So like all through growing up, because I actually watch all the debates and all this shit, I can't remember a V.P. debate that wasn't seated just because Stockdale and a fucking gore was not one of the Biden V.P. debates was not seated as well, which I only specifically remember from the 30 Rock clip that were they superimposed Tracy Jordan. Yeah. That clip. And then there was one presidential debate that I remember off time. I had that was quasi seated the three way between Clinton, pro and Bush and no, no, it was dull. Do you remember dole fell off the back of the fucking stage afterwards, or was that a press conference? I think it was a press conference because dole and they would like they were like sitting down and would start speaking, seeing them, it could get up and do like a little bit of a town hall situation, but they did all three have seats. Yeah. I don't know why. I don't know why they would request that. Maybe it's because Trump likes to be standing. Maybe maybe they read some research that he has bad posture when he sits and that's going to affect his delivery. Who knows, man, it's an odd request, though. It is. I've never seen Trump seated. That's the only thing I think for that black for that black thing, but that was more of a sit down interview versus debating to be the leader of the free fucking world because typically you have to stand for that, too. Yeah. Give all these speeches. Yeah. It's not like they're going to wheel you out on the tarmac. Unless you're after you're a lazy boy. Well, he had a different story. But even if you're going to talk by werewolves again, polio, they propped him up for the first two terms. Yeah. They put leg braces on him and put him behind a fucking podium. They gumped him. Yeah. They gumped him up. Now, Kamala's got I don't know who's it's Dana Bash do in the interview. So I wouldn't expect any high and tight fastballs or anything. But I don't know that it's going to be softballs either because CNN has not been. I mean, it's still CNN, but they've been more willing lately to ask tough questions. So we'll see. No, no, if it's prerecorded, like, no, not the Stephanopoulos one. He did start to grill Biden a little bit. But if it was live, there's nowhere to go and then you could just let her flounder. I think you've got to make a decision now as in both a network and as a as a alleged journalist, whatever. There's no such thing as real journalism anymore, but let's use the word just because that's the word they use. You've got to start making decisions soon if you're going to if you're going to go down with a sinking ship. This whole leftist propaganda apparatus is failing. The fact that she's only allegedly at 1.5 after her own convention like this is the best demonstration you can get of that. She's losing in Nevada and in Arizona, two states, she really needs to win. And it's a pick them in Pennsylvania, despite them holding their convention there or I'm sorry, them holding rallies there after rallies there and having the fucking a really popular governor's stump for him, right? Still a pick them there. She's in big trouble. This ship is sinking. Zuckerberg's coming out talking about how they fucking forced him to blah, blah, blah. Do you want to be the last fucking journalist lying on camera and supporting these assholes, especially Kamala Harris, whose political career is over after this year? I don't know. Yeah. It's to me again, it's just so fucking bizarre like I don't put anything past these people. They're shit bags. They've been lying to you the pandemic of the unvaccinated. Remember that one? A winter of extreme illness and death, right? Hunter Biden, Russia collusion, these people are horrible people. I'm not supporting them. I'm just, I trust people to be themselves. And these people are they have no political principles whatsoever. The only principle they have is survival. And it's hard for me to believe that this late in the game that they're going to continue playing the game, they're going to continue pretending that the fucking, like the ship's not going to sink after it's already hit the iceberg, you know what I mean? Like the Titanic, oh, no, it's the Titanic, it's not going down as water is up to your eyeballs. Like, all right, what time, when are you going to finally jump off of this ship? And honestly, I wouldn't be shocked if it was this time. If she just hammers them, not, not directly, but this like leads her down a path to a question she can't answer. Yeah. And with Dana Bash, infamously, this clip's going around, Bob, I'm going to sentence you right now if you want to play it. Her husband was actually one of the lawyers on this team that said that this, the Hunter Biden laptop wasn't real and all that other stuff. Play this clip of her talking about it. This is the woman who will be interviewing Kamala Harris tomorrow. Go ahead and plan. Not about 2020. I'm saying even if, even if Joe Biden were not running for president, if he were still a private citizen going off into the sunset, would it be okay for the president of the United States, yes or no, to ask another foreign leader to investigate an American citizen? That sounds like a very oversimplified presentation of what is happening here, what is happening here as the president of the United States says, people are talking about this prosecutor and how they stop them. Excuse me in this investigation. We have Joe Biden bragging on tape in January 2018, Dana saying, and I said I'd be on the ground 90 more minutes and if you don't believe me, call Barack. There's no evidence. I just for the record, there is no evidence that Joe or Hunter Biden did anything. Let's move on. Let's move on to the quote. There's Donald Trump did anything wrong. So let's go there. I'm not saying that. I'm asking you that. Why are we about to have public hearings? Let's talk about that. Let's talk about that. Rather than voting on it. It's not about 2020. I'm saying very good. Press pause there. So like, again, still spewing the same things that this doesn't exist. There's no evidence for everything else. There was. And her husband worked on the fucking thing. I think it was the New York Post that published his picture back in 2019, 2020 during this election. I was a ton of lawyers like surrounded on the cover and her husband's one of them. She's the one that's doing this sit down interview with them. So no, it's not going to do anything. It's not going to do anything having her on there and saying, Hey, we're going to have an honest sit down. I'm really going to grill you on the policies and everything else. And then what the fuck is he going to do? Who's he? Walt. What does he do during that entire interview? But just sit there like a gimp jazz jazz hands, which is what he usually does. He does jazz hands, but this is a sincere question and I'm going to ask liberal people this. And when I say liberal people, I obviously mean Bob, right? So but for real, you two guys who are more or less apolitical to some degree or at least nonpartisan to some degree, how does it look to you that the woman running for president is getting asked a question and has to defer to the dude to answer it? Like if he keeps jumping in and answering questions that she doesn't have an answer to or putting his hand on her arm when she starts to talk, right? Yeah, how does that work? Or something? I mean, I'm just imagining how this is going to go and that's that's not going to be great, but I will. From from two from two liberal talks, well, how do you guys begin back to the values this country was built on man for permission? Yeah. And now that answer I like, okay, how far is that man from permission? How funny would it be if she just like progressively through the interview got more and more pieces of a burka on and then all of a sudden she's 15 feet behind him in a separate chair? Yeah, when we were house shopping for new builds a couple of years ago that happened to me in Courtney, like, I don't know fucking anything about like stuff in the house, you know what I mean? Like what floors we want or what fucking type blah, blah, blah, like, and I don't care as long as it doesn't look like shit. And Courtney kept asking these questions and then the sales guy would hear her question and then turn to me and go, now Rob, that's a great question and here's what's going on and we like only addressed me. And I was like, I like the cut of that guy's job. I think we should buy from from Taylor Moore. Yeah. So if he backhandser during the interview or rips her arm the same way he did his sons on stage after the DNC speech for Kamala, then I'm all in. If that's what they're running on and maybe they changed the campaign slogan behind every great woman is a really fucking good dude who's going to take over and actually do shit. If that's the campaign slogan, I'm all in, what the fuck is that going to look like optic wise on television? I always try to think about it from like a Hollywood perspective. Yeah, you're going to have to have two chairs side by side unless you're going to sit around a round table and he's going to sit on another chair, I guess, like, what is this? I don't know. Maybe it's like that scene from Star Wars where Luke looks to Han who looks to Leia for their little plan to kill Jabba the Hutt. You know what I mean? It's like she looks at him every time to get permission to say, I mean, honestly, the only way I can really like in my head picture this going is she gets asked a question about policy and doesn't know the answer because she doesn't know anything, right? Right. I mean, you know, I'm going to be like, what's the fucking point of him being there? From what I've read, I haven't really watched him speak or anything. But from what I've read, whether or not you agree with anything he does, he's pretty articulate on what kind of wonky political stuff. Yeah, that's fine. He's not running for president and I'll have his, I'm just saying that he's there for, right? Like he's it's not nobody's ever done in the history like this, so I'm telling you I'm just putting you with their thought processes, but just say she's fucking too stupid. And to answer her own questions, therefore she actually needs someone who has some government experience to give the public an answer for the democratic party. It makes no fucking sense whatsoever with these two dummies. And if he starts talking over her, then shit's going to get wild. Now obviously it's prerecorded so they could edit out whatever the fuck they want to edit it out to put it out to the world. But if he starts answering policy questions for her, because he has his own debate on his own against JD Vance. And I yes, I've heard him speak a couple times. He's fine, but what it was 15 minutes and 27 seconds was the actual acceptance speech. That's as long as I've personally heard him speak. So we'll see what happens in his own debate, but he should not be doing sit downs with a woman who's running for presidents that we know nothing about. We know nothing about her policies, anything. She hasn't outlined anything. I said three things at that fucking speech. And it's not a great look in general, but I think, man, this is like they keep testing people's on the left's patience with this bullshit, I think. There are the hardcore 20% of Democrats who are going to vote blue no matter what happens like anything, gender reassignment, all that for kids, all that stuff, doesn't matter. But there's a lot of regional people that vote Democrat too, and it's like you're tiptoeing through the house when somebody's sleeping and you don't want to wake them up, but they keep knocking shit off of the fucking counters, man. You got to play the fucking political game and it hiding people isn't it. They got away with it with Biden because of the COVID shit and because they cheated and sold the election. And maybe that's their plan this time, but every little fucking stupid thing like this that makes people challenge their assumptions about her and everything that's going on the Democratic Party is another opportunity for somebody to wake up be like, oh, man, that doesn't smell right. And maybe they vote for RFK, maybe they don't vote at all. Unlikely they're going to come out of droves for Trump or anything like that, but people don't vote all the time in elections. I mean, people choose late in the game to not vote all the time. For sure. For sure. I don't know. Based on what you're doing for that day, we're just like, hey, cool, man, I just can't get there in time. I get shit to do today or whatever the fuck it is. Yeah. Not me, obviously. Yeah, not me, obviously, but I'm really curious to see how this shakes out just to see the two of them together who answers what questions and why. And then with Dana Bash, how do you intro it? Because that's what I always think, you know, obviously we've done thousands of episodes of podcasting and all that stuff. How do you intro it? Do you leave it, do you touch on the issue that she hasn't done an interview in 40 days? That's what I would do. You know what I mean? Thank you, Madam potential vice president for sitting down for the first time in 40 days to do a fucking interview. And also, why is he here? That's what I would. Yeah. Yeah. Who, who fucks this? Yeah. If I was doing that interview, I'd be like, great. Look, you're running for president. Can you imagine what the fuck is he here? Can you imagine going? I mean, I guess we can't imagine it because it, somebody made a movie about it, but going to a job interview and you got your buddy with you. It's like step bros like hush, hush, hush, hush your mouth. Unless he's there to do sign language for people and I don't really understand it. And then they're going to push this out and be like, well, here's her first sit down interview and it was fair and honest. No, it was her and him and then this dude because it's not like you could also, let's say the interview is an hour, it's something he can be silent just sitting there for an hour either. That would be really funny. That would be the funniest version. Now, I think Trump and Vance did a side by side interview together with, was it like Brett Baier or somebody who unfoxed and he was like, can't remember what it was? Yeah, yeah. Like a month ago, maybe it was right after they introduced him, but as they came in. And Vance? Yeah, JD Vance you're talking about, right? Yeah, yeah. And they both, what? He said Pence. No, I said Vance. Oh, okay. They both spoke. It was like a two person interview with one reporter or whatever the fuck. So maybe that's what they're thinking that, oh, they did it so we can get away with it too. We'll just say, oh, we were just doing what they, they already did it. Like, if this is how fucking crazy people think they have a built in excuse for doing the cheating thing they're going to do, so they can just be like, oh, they already did it. It's like, well, it's a completely different circumstance. Trump goes out for 90 minutes every fucking day. So does he, by the way, Vance is everywhere and that motherfucker, look, the two people who talk every goddamn day and everybody, this fucking guy, Vance will stop and talk to a reporter in a fucking tarmac. Yeah. They both, anytime a reporter wants to speak, they'll speak to them. They're all in. It may not be cordial. Right. Yeah. Trump might be like, uh, give a one-liner and tell them to shut the fuck up and leave, but he's still like, he never doesn't talk to the press. So that's, I probably that's what they're going to try to say when people criticize them after the fact. Like Trump and Vance did a fucking side-by-side, what's the, but, but you're, you're just saying this because I'm a black woman. Right. Vance, though, I saw him three weeks before on every single fucking network before he was chosen. Yeah. Over and over again, and all every left network doing interviews, Trump is always doing interviews. The two of these motherfuckers are always doing interviews everywhere. So, uh, yeah, I don't really get it and is, uh, well, we know the, we know the fucking plan, obviously. They're just trying to run out the clock and hopefully people just joy and no policy and everything else. But you're going to leave her on stage for 90 minutes here in 13 days. You might want to do some prep work of doing one of these on your own or your fucked. Yeah. Yeah. You would think so. Yeah. Uh, but she doesn't, that's the problem. She doesn't actually believe anything. You know what I mean? Like it's not, it's not that she doesn't even have well thought out policy position. She doesn't believe in anything. She'll say whatever she has to say to get elected, including that she supports Trump's fucking border wall now, which is our next story here. So Kamala came out and said, we support the border wall Trump campaign on Tuesday pushed back against a narrative within the media that vice president Harris is taking a more positive approach to border wall construction, calling such a claim preposterous. How much longer will the mainstream media allow Kamala Harris to hide and use her staff to speak on her behalf? Uh, Carolyn, leave it national press secretary for the Trump campaign said in a statement. Uh, it's day 37 of zero interviews and Kamala's anonymous campaign sources are now claiming she supports president Trump's border wall, which this is a preposterous and false claim is what she says. Uh, Axios ran a headline on Tuesday morning that accused Harris of a flip flop on the border wall construction, uh, noted Harris's support of a border security bill, uh, introduced in January, the bill pushed his funding, uh, to the border while authorizing limits on asylum entries, sort of, sort of it allows for 1.5 million illegals to come into the country every year is what it really does. Bob clicked that first link from a Colin rug on Twitter. Um, this is just a brief timeline of Kamala Harris's different positions on the border. And folks on the subject of transnational gangs, let's be perfectly clear. This is January 20th. The President's medieval vanity project is not going to stop them. This issue is about a vanity project for this president and it is a problem of his own making. Right. And listen, when I travel this country, folks have plenty enough problems that they need their president to focus on instead of a wall that, by the way, because I was a prosecutor for many years, including the Attorney General of California, I specialize in transnational criminal organizations. Yeah. That's, that wall ain't going to stop them. No. No. No. That's the point. That's the point. That's the point. You know what? Instead of a wall that by the way, because I was a prosecutor for many years, including the Attorney General of California, I specialize in transnational criminal organizations. Yeah. That's, that wall ain't going to stop them. No. No. No. No. No. No. And now all of a sudden she's in favor of the, the border wall. Well, it turns out immigration is actually pretty important in this election. Yeah. And now she wants a fucking border wall here two weeks ago, when Trump said, no taxes on tips, you know, for waiters and waitresses and bar staff and all that other stuff, she came out and said the same thing about 10 days later. Yeah. Then she copied Vance's $5,000 child tax credit, but we're going to do $6,000. Yeah. We're going to go down until you're not even doing abs anymore. You don't just be all inside. You're going to have a six pack. You don't have to do nothing. So she and Biden and my orcas have consistently backed this, this, what they call a bipartisan border bill, which by the way, can't get Republican votes. So it's not bipartisan. That's, that's not what that word means. Her recent speech to the DNC said she would sign the bill. And that that's she, they've kind of animated that's a sign that she's turning hawkish on the border. It's like, no, she's just going to fucking say anything she can to get elected. I said this a month or two ago, she's Hillary 2.0. She doesn't believe in anything, but she wants to be in power. So she'll say anything and suck anything to get into power. That's it. Yeah. Right. And she'll fucking say anything to get elected. She doesn't believe in anything. If you're a parent out there and you think you're getting a $6,000 child tax credit from this woman who just flipped on the biggest issue in this election, the border, right? Turned on a dime like that. You think she's going to fucking do it when she gets an office? You're out here. God damn mind. Now the other blind item that I read today goes back to something you said a couple weeks ago on this show that she likes to fucking have a little, uh, sauce in the morning. Yeah. Is that true? Yeah. I've heard that from multiple people now this blind item and they're worried about it. Like, do you know something inside the White House that I don't? Not in the White House. She just boozes? The Naval Observatory where she lives. Really? No shit. What's her? What's she doing in the morning? A little mimosa? And I'm a mouse. A little Irish coffee to get going. It's not obvious. I'll say that. Okay. Right. She's fucking got a brown paper bag of like a malt liquor in there. I'm fucking just getting started boys, but it would, it would actually explain the laughter all the time. The weird nervous laughter where you're just kind of, you know, having a few drinks with the gals at the club and you're like, she's a woo girl. Yeah. Woo. It's fucking party, man. It's fucking funny. I'd support that. She comes out in that interview with a bottle of fucking, you know, Jack or whatever. Oh, if it was like a fruit punch mad dog. Oh yeah. Some old-school shit. Room temperature, too. Not even chilled. Steel reserve. Oh my God. In a brown paper bag. She was like. 'Cause she's black and that's what black people do, right? Yeah. Yeah. Let's wreck shit, dude. 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Indigenous and other people of color, yeah. Is that her right there? Oh my God. Yeah. She wrote this white fragility book, which is to say that the premise begins with, this is what CRT is, "Call everything racist until you own it." That's what it is, right? Yeah. And then she's a useful idiot in this process because anybody that gets offended, they said, "If you're a white person, you get offended by being called racist. You're a double racist." That just shows how racist you are. That's exactly what a racist would say, right? She's a fucking idiot. I mean, obviously, University of Washington, Seattle University, look at her, she's a piece of shit. She just kind of monetized all the stupid bullshit that's going on in American culture right now, just a complete piece of shit. So the book is called White Fragility, why it's so hard for white people to talk about racism? Yeah. And the general premise is that if somebody calls you racist and you say, "No, it's not because you're a good person that's not racist because you're just getting defensive because you know you're racist." Ah. That's the premise of the book. She's an absolute cunt. And there's a statement on her credibility page that says it doesn't matter if it's just a few words. When you use a phrase or idea you got from a BIPOC person, credit them, right? Well, unfortunately for her, she's been plagiarizing black people for decades. No way. And in her 2004 dissertation, Whiteness and Racial Dialogue, Discourse Analysis, which if you're a fucking, if you work at a university and you are a PhD and you accepted this as a program, you're a fucking shitbag too. What a fucking dumb thing to even study. It lifts two complete paragraphs from an Asian American professor, Northeastern University's Thomas Nakayama. Oh, play the music. Thank you. Oh, and his co-author Robert Krzeck, which is just white dude, without proper attribution, omitting quotation marks and in-text citations. She also lists material from Stacey Lee, another Asian American professor of education at the University of Wisconsin-Madison, so the main campus in which Lee summarized the work of a third scholar, David Dio Goldberg. The passage creates the impression that the Angelo is providing her own summary of Goldberg rather than using Lee's language, and it is specific. It's very direct, like it's a carbon copy. Peter Wood, who's a professor or the former provost of Boston University, which is a pretty good school. Yeah, BU is great. He says it's never appropriate to use the secondary source without acknowledging it and even worse to present it as one's own words. That's plagiarism, literally plagiarism. Yeah, and in college, you had to have a work-cited page with all of this shit. And in any professional writing you do as well, to say it's required is wrong, but to say it's expected is correct, and when it's not there, it's a fucking problem. Right. Well, that means you're using it as your own words. You shouldn't be like a publisher putting this stuff out in the first place, like the fact that her dissertation made it through, and by the way, this is 2004, right? I can't remember. Bob, do you remember the name of that website you can use to put your writing into to make sure you haven't incorrectly plagiarized something? I have no idea. Like, I used it a lot throughout all of my -- Man, it was like a weedprofessor.com or something like that. And it's like you can copy and paste or upload a Word doc to this website, and it checks to make sure you haven't plagiarized anybody, right? And if you're in a specific field of research like her, is it would check all the publications for it? That was a thing in 2004, definitely, because I used it. She made it through a PhD program, and her advisors, nor the PhD board, caught any of this stuff. You didn't fucking right-click and put it through one thing to see. It speaks very poorly of all of the education happening in Washington State, which that shouldn't surprise anybody. There are a bunch of fucking woke retards up there. But this complaint is well beyond just these two or three cases. There's dozens of cases in which D'Angelo, who rakes in about a million dollars a year in speaking fees, passed off work of others as her own. They should sue her for this. It calls into question the key credential on which she built her career. Like her, she's relied on a notion that her therapeutic workshops would cost up to $40,000 each, and insisted all white people or racists are backed by scholarly expertise. She's just a grifter. She's a complete fucking fraud, which is what you should expect of somebody like this. You know what I mean? Look at her. She looks like a fucking piece of shit. BIPOC Chacore here looks like every other woman, white woman, who does shit like this where you're like, "Jesus Christ, man." Is she married? Do we even know if she's married? Just looking at her. I'm going to say it. If she is, it's going to be somebody like Doug M. off. It would be awesome if it was a black dude. Some dude wearing fucking mom jeans, some fucking knife. She is married, yes. Okay. Who's her husband? Hold on, let me look. I mean, he's not anyone notable. Well, read his name. If it's Darnell, then we have a pretty good idea. You know what I'm saying? It's Jason. The hockey player pronounces it "Taves." Okay. So he's a cracker. He's a white man. He's a white man, Bob. That's what he is, dude. And I don't like that either. If you're going to write a book called White Fragility, marry black then and really prove all of us wrong. Like I don't get it's Robin marrying within your own white race. How white of you? How racist. Maybe she hates black dudes in bed. You know? You ask her that. To Boku, maybe. Maybe. But with this, yeah, dude, I fuck. It's all just a grift at this point for this fucking bullshit. Who are the people in these classes, too? I'd love for those names to be released. Like who is sitting at home going, "Man, you know what I really need this weekend?" Is a retreat to a white fragility convention where this woman can preach in my fucking face about how awful I am in my ancestry. So there's this HRC organization that, and ESG as well, that credit, major corporations for sending their employees to stuff like this. Oh, that's right. That's right. Yeah. And by the way, another one got caught. Coca-Cola was the first one that got popped on that. Coca-Cola got popped, but Robbie Starbucks on a roll. He just popped forward for it and they retracted all their DEI and CRT stuff. Smart. Like four. The last three weeks, it's been four to Harley-Davidson, Jack Daniels. Imagine sitting in those fucking meetings, dude. Holy shit. Well, imagine fucking putting your people in those meetings in the first place. You got to be some kind of limp-dick little cuck to do shit like that. Yeah, that's wild to me. So what's happening with her currently? Any lawsuits or anything else? I don't know. This just popped this week, so we'll see how it goes, but... Man, if I'm those people, I fucking sue for sure. But, yeah, you just can't get away with that shit in today's age at all. It'll catch up to you eventually. Yeah. Nothing you can fucking do about it. Sorry. Sorry about it. Next up, sponsor-wise, we got my bookie.com promo code, "Drinkin' Bros.", doubles that first deposit all the way up to $1,000. Week one of college football is here. Yeah. Be at the University of Illinois tonight. I bet on it. I bet on that game. Yeah. Yeah, I did. I did. It was 49. I bumped it down to 48 and a half. 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And with Saka Bay, Japan, the bottlenose dolphin is accused of going on a multi-year rampage, sexually assaulting beachgoers about 200 miles west of Tokyo. The dolphin will reportedly bite people and rub its genitals on them. If they get too close, dolphins when they are mating can be very wild, said Marine researcher Poutu Mystica. Not even close with that name. Don't care. Researchers don't have definitive proof that all the attacks are from the same dolphin, but agree that it's likely the same dolphin. We have a video of that, Bob. There we go. Right there. I think we might have some audio of that as well. No. I don't think we do. Definitely don't think we do here on YouTube today. It's reasonable to assume it's the same individual as the wounds on the tail fin are similar to those of the dolphins seen off the coast last year. The dolphin could not be reached for comment. No. But is that a dolphin hog right there? That's a fake one. I wanted it to be real. Yeah. That was real. That would be painful. Here's a dolphin hog if you want. Okay. Yeah. Sure. Let's see that dick. Oh boy. That's not great. I was not expecting that. I didn't want to see that today. Bob, search this phrase. Guns prevent dolphin rape. It's an old article 15 shirt. It is just clicked on the images. Let's see what we got on images up there. That's the first one on the left. Maybe we should bring this back. Holy shit. Remember Homeboy was wearing a meat pony the other day in here? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is a really old. That's right. This is from like 2015. Not best. Yeah. Yeah. And by the way, considering how Japanese people have treated dolphins over the years, I don't know who to root for here. Like in principle, I'm against sexual assault, but they've murdered millions of dolphins. They have. Just for sport. For any, it's like a, it's like a, hey, it's dolphin rape season or whatever the fucks. We're going to go out and cut some dolphin heads off a chainsaw. Yeah, it's D.R. Season. Yeah. So, I mean, you know, oh, does somebody rip that shirt off? No way. Fucking damn it. That happens to us all the time. That's really funny. But yeah, with this, I mean, who you guys were the ones who told me that they slaughtered a bunch of fucking whales, right? Back in the day. Soviets. Yeah. And didn't Japan do the same thing? Japan's always done it, but Japan at least, I guess to their credit, they use like every part of the dolphin and whale. Especially the blowhole. Yeah. But the Soviets were just doing it because they were like, I think we're supposed to do it or something. Okay. So they were just killing them for sport. No, it was a quota. It was a line item error. Yeah. Okay. And with the dolphins, look, if this happened to their brethren out there in the sea, that's what they call them, the brethren of the sea. They're smart. Yeah. Like for real, dolphins are smart. So I did. Might as well get off. Yeah. And they have an Asian fetish because that's a thing. I mean, except for Hunter Biden, obviously, he was, you know, infamously saying, I want yellow yellow yellow. Yeah. I wonder if there's other dolphins out there with slanted blowholes. Could be. Could be some Japanese slants out there. Go ahead and look into that, probably. I like to think my dolphin would want something Asian occasionally. You mean like Asian food or to bang an Asian lady or do ladies and I guess, yeah, I mean the food is great. Who can tell the difference between the men and the women over there. But if you're out there in the in the sea and yeah, you get a little bit of yellow and then you kind of ease on down and and then maybe have some white occasion. I mean, they're pretty docile people. Easy to rape. The Asians? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cause they're tiny. Yeah. The small people. So are they raping dudes or just I don't think it matters. Okay. Yeah. Holds a hole as long as there's a little heat in there. I don't give a fuck. Yeah. Got to put the camera on him for that. Yep. That one. I'm I'll swim. I don't give a shit. You'll come out to see for that one. Oh, fuck dude. Next up, why are Democrats trying to ban menthols? Again with this bullshit. God damn it. What is what's up with this? I don't. I really don't understand it. So there's this conservative nonprofit group that's going to spend $10 million in the hopes of chipping away at Harris's key black voter support by criticizing the White House proposal, which had postponed earlier this year already. We talked about it earlier this year to ban menthols. Like of all the things you could do right now, what the how is that even on your fucking radar? I don't know. You know what I mean? I don't understand it. The new ad campaign is from building America's future and Americans for consumer protection. I don't know about the first group, but the second group tries to stop the government from banning things. I think they were involved in that New York soda tax bullshit where they tried to ban sugary drinks like look, I don't drink that shit. I don't think you should either. It's poison, but the government has no right to tell you what the fuck you can put into your body. Yeah. The end. I mean, raise the prices. No. Well, they shouldn't be able to tax it. New York's did. New York's did. New York's did. And New York raised cigarettes for 15 bucks a pack. I was in the mid 2000s there and I was like, what the fuck, bro? Yeah, it's fucked up. But they're running these ads in swing states. Arizona, Georgia, Michigan, North Carolina was Canton's not sure how many black people were there except for Milwaukee, but digital advertising, SMS text. Even direct mailers like plaque like mail going to equals house. They're talking about mental cigarette bands and some other stuff. One of the taglines is instead of solving the problems that actually matter to you, Kamala Harris and the DC Democrats are coming after your mental cigarettes. We've got bigger problems to deal with and so the Democrats, the ad continues. And it mentions, it pops up a few headlines. One about the border crisis. One about fentanyl. There's fentanyl on our streets and it's getting into our country because of the border issue, but they're trying to ban mental cigarettes that are made right down the road. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Fentanyl 85 to 100,000 deaths a year. That's cool, right? But if you want to fucking smoke a mental, you got to go to jail. I guess. I don't know. So what does it tell you? I guess. Think about it. Yeah, I don't understand. They're waiting for the election to be over. So they postponed it again. It was postponed once before early in the Biden ministry in 2021, or he proposed it in 2021. It was postponed once and it was postponed again earlier this year. So they're just trying to wait until this election is over because the Democrats always want to govern you harder. They're a dominatrix style of government. And I say dominatrix because they're all bitches, they're all women, right? Anyways, as soon as this election's over, they're going to take those sweet menthols away from you. Why? I don't know. Why menthols specifically? Because the Democratic Party is racist. Gun legislation, right? The fucking, the ban, the attacks on two-way began in the United States because white liberals didn't want black people to have guns. That's how it started. Planned Parenthood was started by a person who wanted to eliminate black people. Like if we give them this ability, they'll fucking murder all their own people. We won't have to worry about them. Like literally said that out loud in front of other people. It's always racism with them. No matter what they say or any kind of other bullshit, look at what they've done to the black community over the last 40 or 50 years. Keep them on the tech. Keep them on welfare. Let them develop gangs and shit like that. Never like go out of your way to support a toxic culture there. Give them no chance of upward mobility, but pretend you're doing that all the time, right? Like you're holding your hand out to give them a lift up, but there's like one of those little shock things in your palm. So every time they reach for it, they get shocked. That's the Democratic Party. And that's the way they'll always be. Yeah, it's super strange, man, why it's just menthols. If it was all cigarettes, I would understand that. They're racist. That's the only solution or the only explanation for this. So what's next? Like grape soda, malt liquor, and carnival cruise lines? Like what? Biden Harris don't give a fuck about black people. I know Kanye said Bush didn't and he probably does it to be honest. Yeah. No, but George Bush has saved more black lives than probably any world leader in history. How? Pepfar. AIDS. The AIDS program he started at some point during his administration, I forget when literally for no other reason than he thought it was the right thing to do. There was no, you don't even know about it. That's how little political capital it had. It saved up to 30 million lives in Africa by giving them just like cheapest fuck aid medication, basically. He should fucking own it then. Why has he never said anything? It's the first time I've ever heard of it. He's just off living his life. Like George, it saved so many lives that even with the Iraq war and all those other shit or whatever, George Bush is like so far, I guess, pun intended sure in the black on lives saved versus lives unnecessarily lost that it's crazy. For black people. For anyone, but yeah, for black people in particular. The war was a big one. We lost a lot of people in that, but for black people. How many people died in the Iraq war, Dan? Like total, like a million? It's hard to say, including all the civilians and shit. Yeah, but it wouldn't have been anywhere near 30 million. Right. Yeah. Well, good for George. If I'm him, shit, that'd be the only thing that he has, right? But that's all you hear about is, you know, FEMA's not good at responding to a hurricane. So he doesn't care about black people. Right. For no fucking reason other than literally it was like this actually went viral like six seven months ago, maybe about how I was like his super evangelical dude came up and was just like, sir, I think it's the right thing to do. We should do this. And it's like cost effective blah, blah. And he was like, because he's born again, he was like, yes, it is the right thing to do. Let's do it. It saved. Okay. Well, George W. Bush does care about black people. Look at that. Biden Harris. Don't. Right. So if you're black, you should probably vote for somebody that actually, I don't know, delivered the best economy in the history of your, of your people, the lowest unemployment rate in the history of black people in America, right? I guess the unemployment rate during slavery was probably zero because, but that you weren't getting paid. So you got some like everybody had a job to do for sure. Yeah, you got a hard deal for it. But yeah, this is, this is ass and I nonsense. And the only explanation is it's, it's nimby people, not my backyard people. And we're like, I don't smoke those. Let's ban them. So bizarre. Black people. I mean, that's just how they think it's weird as shit. Well, then kids, it raves too, you know, it's a big rave and a cigarette there. And we buy them once for the rave, obviously you don't smoke them on a daily basis. We all know that. 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This is a fun story. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. will still appear on the ballot in Michigan and Wisconsin, despite suspending his presidential campaign and could remain on the ballot in other critical battleground states, including Nevada and North Carolina, the former independent presidential candidate who's suspended his 2024 bid on Friday and endorsed former president Donald Trump said he would take his name off the ballot in key states where he could hurt the Republicans results. However, his request to escape has already backfired in at least two swing states that could decide the election in Michigan. It's too late for him to be removed and minor party candidates cannot withdraw. So his name will remain on the ballot. November election, Sherry Hardman, press secretary for Michigan secretary of state, Jocelyn Benson told Axios on Tuesday. The natural law party held their convention to select electors for RFK junior. They cannot meet at this point to select new electors since it's past the primary. Which is, by the way, exactly what Kamala Harris did. Right. The primary season was completely over and the electors just selected her. That's it. There was no vote. I was like, here you go. This is your candidate. I'm sorry about it. I don't know Bob. Maybe you guys have covered this at some point, but probably not because I think this is a novel thing. Has a candidate ever in the history of this country been forced to stay in an election they didn't want to be in? It depends. I've never even heard of anything. I haven't either. It's very odd. I mean, it's probably rare that somebody would file for the job and be a third party candidate and then drop out afterwards. Are the ballots printed this far in advance? I mean, early voting starts pretty soon, so they may have started that process. They have deadlines for stuff, for sure, but in Wisconsin, it wasn't a matter of policy. They voted five to two to keep them on the ballot. The possibility of taking them off at his request was a real thing. They just chose not to do it. I don't know about Michigan if they've printed it or not. I don't know if they voted or not, but in Wisconsin, it was a five to two vote to keep them on the ballot. And they're doing it on purpose. And now North Carolina is looking into keeping them on as well. Yeah, and again, we don't believe in polls around here, but if you do, cook political reports does shift to North Carolina toward Harris, so potentially it's swing state? No, well, maybe. But when it said toward Harris, that means that she closed ground with Trump and it's now on paper a pick on, but he's going to win North Carolina. Yeah, I think so, too. Let's see. Despite the optimism and hype, President Biden was never able to keep this race in North Carolina close. By the time he dropped out of the race in late July, the president was trailing Trump by almost seven points in the state of North Carolina. Today, however, the Tarahill state looks more competitive than ever. All right. Competitive is... That's code for Republicans are winning it. Sure. That, obviously. Yeah. And then to what I was saying before about these things being close, a report from political last week shows that the Democratic firms that are doing polling right now are behind the scenes admitting that the Democrats are kind of fucked, because when they go into the poll, like the poll is the poll, right? It says whatever the fuck they wanted to say. But when they answer specific questions about policy, Trump is leading on pretty much every one of them in all the battleground states. All the swing states, like immigration economy, he's leading on all that stuff everywhere. Well, we haven't heard from her about anything regarding policies. Yeah. Yeah. That makes sense. Yeah. I guess the only incident in US history is Horst really died kind of midway through the election process. And he still, yeah, they didn't replace him, right? The kind of did. So he died after the election, but before vote of electors, so he got no electoral votes. But he got a lot of the popular vote. I see. Okay. Interesting. So I guess the hopes and dreams, unless the ballots are already printed, which I highly doubt in Michigan, hopes and dreams are, hey, people still love RFK and they're just going to do it out of principle. And then because Michigan is supposedly going to be close, if you love RFK and you've seen how he's been, so they spent upwards of a hundred million dollars across the country, the Democratic Party, trying to keep him off the fucking ballot in States. And now they're spending money to keep him on the ballot. Yeah. Like, just, this is another, this is what I was talking about in the lead-in story. At some point, the mind has to rebel to all of this. It's got to be like, wait, this isn't right. What you're doing is not right. You know what I mean? It doesn't matter if I agree with your policy or not. You're cheating and it's not okay, right? And that, look, maybe only 10 or 20% of people will think that way and the rest won't. But this is what, this is probably what happened to Hillary. There was a lot, there was a groundswell of populism for Trump and all that stuff. But the way they fucked Bernie Sanders over, that's why Hillary lost that election. And I think that's why Kamala Harris is going to lose this one. Because people were for RFK. They fucked him over and then- Yeah, you think those Bernie bros went out and voted for Hillary Clinton? No. No, they wrote Bernie's name in. No, no, no. And I remember at the time my editor was a big Bernie bro for, for range 15 and Nick Paul Machano and I were working with, we loved him and when Bernie ended up they ended up chucking him into the streets, I said, hey, what are you going to do now? I was him and his wife and they go, we're not fucking voting. Yeah. And we're like, we're just, we're just not going out. So sorry. Yeah. So the center left people that like RFK are going to not vote and the people that like Trump are going to vote for Trump. Yeah. Or the people that are reasonable, I guess, are going to vote for Trump. So very odd to see there. Is it only those two states or is there more I'm trying to look? Is there any more there? North Carolina and Pennsylvania, I think. RFK is going to be on the ballot in Pennsylvania because that would be a big deal. I don't know if he's going to be on or not, but I think he's trying to get off and they're trying to keep him on. Oh, gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Okay. I understand. 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McDonald's first announced his plans to introduce the big arch at its annual investor meeting in December, 2023 in response to overwhelming customer demand for heartier burgers that are both flavorful and affordable. They're launching in Canada first look at this goddamn thing. What's that at the bottom Bob? I'm all in on this. It's like crispy onions. Dude, let's go. How much is it way? It's like two quarter pounders. It is correct. It is two quarter pound patties and then with all the fixings on it. I mean a double I all that shit is fucking pointless. Just give me another take all that other crap off including both of the pieces of bread and replace every layer with meat. No. Five fucking patties. No. It's called a double down. It is. No, but that's chicken. Chicken's basically fucking pointless. I want the big arch here. Look at that goddamn thing. Man, that looks delightful. I'm just not interested in all the other shit. I am. If you give me one. I love it. Let's see. So meat for the bread. That's two more. That's four total. And then meat for the whatever that onion shit is. That's five. And then meat for the toppings. That's six. And then two more pieces of cheese probably maybe three. You get some crunch? Then that's a meal. I like that crunch in there at the bottom dude with the onions they've done. Even like a pickle, man. Yeah. Pickle. I'll do pickles. Yeah, sure. So it's got pickles on it. Good lecture lights and pickles. I'm down with that. So this is according to McDonald's. The satisfying burger comes from the familiar McDonald's flavors are fans know and love. Oh, so it's just a fucking big match. Hang on with some unique new ingredients including a tangy new burger sauce created for the big arch specifically, man, I am bricked up there. Well, let's get one when we get in Canada. It's not here yet. So they're launching it in Canada first. Well, let's try it. Let's go to McDonald's and try to order one and thank you telling us no. We'll burn that place at the fucking ground. Yeah. Because it's obviously going to switch when it comes here, but right now it's a two quarter pound 100% Canadian beef patties, which, you know, we've got better cows down here. Alberta's got good in beef. Really? Yeah. It's a cheese, crispy onions, like Delco said, pickles, lettuce, and that new tangy sauce I was bragging about. The big arch is designed to satisfy the biggest appetites. In Canada, the big arch meal with a drink and fries is going for 1259 at its test locations in Ontario. That's about nine bucks in the US. Yeah. Okay. That's fake money. I'll do that. Nine bucks for a huge ass meal like that. You're full. All fucking day, dude. It's called a quarter pounder though, right? It's in kilos. Royale with cheese. Yeah. What do you call that in kilos up there? A quarter pound of a cheese in Europe is a fucking Royale with cheese. Yeah. I learned that from John Travolta. Yeah. And it's the Royal Arch. I don't know. Yeah. But I don't know. They're kind of what's the relationship with the... It is a... So a half pound, which is what this is, of beef, technically, would be almost a quarter of a kilogram. So quarter kilo. Quarter kilo. I want a beef, dude. That's a fucking half kilo. Minimum. Yeah, same. Right? Of cocaine right now. Yeah. Am I... I don't give a fuck about this meat anymore. I'm just saying here. I'm not thinking about cocaine. Chocane, some people call it. Chocane. This thing rocks, dude. So look, they're going to test it out in Canada before they bring it down to the United States. I guess we're saying, "Fuck it. Let's kill them first." Yeah. I mean, look, I wouldn't eat the onion stuff on the bottom because that's not real food. But everything else I'll probably take a bite out of them. I'm all in on that. Probably not the bread. I don't know where they get their bread from. American bread is basically fucking poison. It's not good for you. You're eating the McDonald's. Yeah, but meat is meat, dude. I mean, it's going to have more sodium in it than meat that you get yourself, but it wouldn't be that bad. Nah. I'm all in on all this. All of the things there. The sauce is the only thing I question there, because I am used to the Big Mac sauce. I don't know about the new tangy sauce. I think it's just like Thousand Island. That's what a Big Mac sauce is. I can do that. No, it's Thousand Island Mix is something else. No, it's not. No, there's like a hint of mayo or something in there. That's Thousand Island. It's not. They've got their own secret sauce. It's a secret, Daniel. It's not. It is. You'll never fucking know. Unless Trump gets an office and actually releases it to the public with the JFK files, we'll never fucking know what's in the secret sauce. Well, if we make RFK head of the FDA, some shit's going to get weird or anything. I hope he's headed to the CIA. Make it head of everything. It'll be the best. It'll be the fucking best. Let him go shirtless walking around there, dude. Just doing shit. All right. It's time for the drinking bro of the week. You can submit your drinking bro of the week at drinkingbros.com. We also got some fun merch over there. Bob, pull it up. Store is stocked up. So, I was talking about with my bookie and our tailgate tomorrow night college football season is here. We have a three-year deal with the University of Illinois in Michigan as well, so we got some colors up there. And we're also headed to that Oregon game. I believe Charlie Kirk is our guest for that Oregon game up there. They're in the store right now. You can get some hoodies for game day. Our new hoodies, by the way, those new ones that are $49.99. Those are my favorites. I bought like four of them the other day and I fucking love those goddamn things. Shit. I don't even know. I left it in my house for the flight. Damn it, man. I got to go back and grab it, but it's a huge fan of those, dude. And shout out to Brandon because I love the new merch. Merch store is up in Rockin' and you can submit from Drinking Bro of the Week on there. Comes in live right to our inbox. This one was submitted by Scott Castle from Texas. Listener for four years. He's nominating Kirsten Castle. He says deceased. I like to nominate my sister for Drinking Bro of the Week. Kirsten and her unborn baby were murdered August 4, 2024. The killer was apprehended on a no bail bond in California. I love you and I miss you, sis. I'll see you again someday. Semper Fi. That's awful to hear. I'm sorry to hear that here. One more just came in right now before we get off air. So I'll read that. Drinking Bro's submission, Dakota G from Texas and another one from Texas. Interfer for one year and wants to nominate Dan Holloway. Living. Says he always give good advice but get off the coke, man. No. I won't. What do you, Stephen A. Smith, stay off the weed. We've got another one of these sealed letters before we get out of here. Oh, is that the candle? The candle actually? Yeah, from this lunatic. Hold on. He typed some stuff and then he wrote some stuff in pen as well. He's going to put anthrax in there and we're going to die with it. He says Ross Patterson, you were right. I'm a man and I type because my handwriting is shit. I would like to nominate my buddy, Mullum, M-U-L-L-U-M in quotations, alive. For Drinking Bro the Week, he's been a friend for over 20 years, served in Iraq and Afghanistan as a Marine just to get home and become a firefighter. He's a devoted father to his kids and never afraid to help those around him. If it wasn't for his support through some rough times, I wouldn't be where I am today. Thanks to you, Dan and the bullet shields, he means the infantry people that actually do real work. For keeping me entertained at work for the past five years, I hope if you have, if you have to find a new studio, it can be just as great as the one you've already built for the bros. All right, I'm done bothering you all with my weird letter hobby. A fan of the show, JWPS, tell Dan when he's signing Hotel Bibles, he should promote the sequels as mine comp. Let's check out my new book. I also think he's referring to us as the bullet shields. Oh, yeah. That's true. Yeah, you guys are. I'm, by the way, what's his name? Mullum. JW. Mullum is the guy he gave Drinking Bro the Week to. I am a big fan of these letters. I haven't seen them in a very, very long time. I respect you. I was not making funny. No, it's funny. I think it's funny and awesome. We got another one, Alexander and Grace to Sony, to Sony maybe from Georgia. It's a wedding invite. We're not common. I don't care. No, it's me. Let's see what they look like. There's no picture. Look, I think we've told you about this. At a minimum, we expect a picture, if not a video of you guys having sex. Yes. Where's Cowgirl? I don't understand what the fuck this bullshit is. Where is it? Exactly. Where's the video? Where's the video? Goldsboro, North Carolina. Okay. That's not even easy to get to. It's not. No, I don't even know where that is. RSVP by September 2024. This is my RSVP. You didn't send me nudes. We're not coming. No. And that's the rules, guys. You send a video of reverse Cowgirl because I don't want to see your face. I want to see the dude's face and I want to be shot from the front of the bed so we can see her and that's kind of it or we don't even constantly come in. Bare minimum, major metropolitan city that's easy to get to. Yeah, that, if you're doing some destination stuff, then you got to do that plus... It's out in the country. It's out in the country. I'm not showing up to support people that I haven't seen fuck. That's just the way it is. Yeah, sorry. And if you don't know Dan and I after all these years, nine years, we've been on the air now. Show some respect. We need to see you fuck live on camera or we don't go. And we can't get off, right? No. Like this is going to keep me blocked up for two or three days now. You've actually cost me now. Yeah, you actually owe him something, okay? So send that video to @DanHollaway and @stjames, @stjames on Instagram will review your sex video and then we'll contemplate coming to your wedding. Yeah. Okay, that's simple. That's simple. All right, we love you kids. We appreciate you tuning in. Go to iTunes, rate the show a five star and leave a quick review. Also head on over to Spotify. It's just a five star and you can walk away. Don't fuck me on the iTunes reviews, all right? I ask every goddamn show and we're at like 7,400, 7,500, just push it to 10k and I'll shut the fuck up after that. I promise. Literally is all the advertisers care about. I just got another fucking email from them today and I'm like, "Hey dude, I'll keep saying it. I don't know what to do." Spotify is over 8,500, so get us there on iTunes, all right? Get us up to fucking 10k. We appreciate it. We love you. We'll see you at the tailgate tonight. For Anthony, Anthony Holloway, I'm Ross Patterson, this is drinking bros, thank you, let's go. [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] (upbeat music)
