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104: The end of Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift?
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Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at Shopify.com/audioboom. All lowercase. Go to Shopify.com/audioboom to upgrade your selling today. Shopify.com/audioboom. Dude, I am starved. I wish I ordered something before the show. Yeah, me too, man. I forgot to eat breakfast. Yeah. Yeah. Do you want some of my bagel? Oh. Yeah. What do you got? That's nice. I just toasted a little bagel before this. Yeah. That'd be great. Yeah. You can have it. Oh. Hey. Oh. It's like a little extra toasted deer. What? Oh. I just, I was in a rush. That's burnt, dude. Yeah. I left it in the toaster for a while. This isn't a reflection from last episode at all or anything. I just brought a bagel and you said you were hungry and I just, you can have it. Yeah. Go ahead. The timing of this is really bad. What are you talking about? You called Wally to burn bagel last week and then this week. I mean, that's- You're handing me a burnt bagel. That's very specific. You can't eat that. You said you're hungry. I'm just offering. Guys. Hey, whoa, whoa. It's just a bagel. Let's relax here. Okay. I guess, I guess we're looking too deep. Yeah. Maybe we are. It's just a little over toast. Can I actually, if you were hungry, I got you a toasted bagel too. Oh, what's that supposed to mean, man? It's just a toasted. What's that supposed to mean? What's that supposed to mean? Toasted bagel. It's just like you. It's just like you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, guys, welcome in episode 104. That's right. One. Oh, four. That's the Cieni cuatro last episode from 103. So this is that 104. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's the next one going to be? Fuck. Don't put him on the spot like that. All right, guys, before we get started, they've been, hey, our listeners have been doing, doing pretty good. Don't tell them that. Oh, you guys suck. You suck. Come on. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm doing good. Once you give a mouse a cook. Yeah, that's right. What's your point to me? Because you give a camera to a guy who fucks up a whole group. Yeah. Like, you know, you watch the show. Our fans are going to start like wanting. Oh, he's like, can you show me? Oh, fuck. There has been comments of that. Oh, really? Yeah. I wouldn't watch. You wouldn't watch my show? No, I don't know. The fan that's like, has like his own profile now of Kenny fan. Yeah, the fan. Dude, that is actually pretty wild. So shout out to that person. Yeah, you actually sent that to me and I missed it. Yeah. And there's someone on the TMG app that has Kenny's number one fan as their name and like a picture of me. From the Zach Wollicha. Yeah, it's thanks to you guys. I want to make sure that, yeah, we're clear. Yeah. If you do pop off, like, I'm not going to cut. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I saw, I was like scrolling in bed at like seven in the morning, eight in the morning. I saw it. I was like, this is how I start off my bed, dude. I just like, I screenshot this and it's a Kenny. He's like, oh, nice. Thanks, dude. Well, we're happy. Can you hear me? No, no, no. I'm really happy for you. Yeah. I'm feeling some contempt on that set of room, man. No, no, no. Okay. You're on our show. All right. The likes and the comments. Yes. Yes. That's what I was going to say. Yeah. You know, how about we write a nice comment about Kenny. Whoa. Yeah. You know what? On that point, don't make Zach mad. He said all the bad stuff and I was like, but we look like the bigger person. You are the bigger person. I never said I was the bigger person. You look like you have better than that. Got it. I want to point out the aspect ratio of our frames right now. Okay. I'm down. Hi, I'm down here. Thank you. Make you speak. Thank you. That's cool. A lot of comments of Kenny looking the wrong way also. Can we just make Kenny flipped? Oh, should we make this the upside down episode? Yeah. All right. I'm upside down. So then I have to do that to look right so I don't. No, they can do it in both, Kenny. Anyways, guys, some likes, please leave a comment. If you haven't rated us on five stars on Apple podcast, please do and leave a review. I know you guys don't think we check, but we do. Yeah. What was the last thing we checked? I checked all the time. Let's check right now, actually. Can we check right now? Yeah. Can I read some reviews? Yeah. Let's just read like a little reset. You also did you know that Connor Wood is a he's a hot guy on People magazine night right now, dude. Oh, really? Like Blake Shelton? Like Blake Shelton. He's a he's in the running for Hot Tick Tocker. Whoa. Hey, we have a 4.9 rating. Who the fuck? Right. Not the one star. Don't worry about that. Dude. 4.9. That's higher than your wiki feed scores. Okay. Let's see. Wow. Crazy. This new show is so hilarious and entertaining. Oh, dude. I genuinely have not seen this before. This is insane. Who read it real bad? I've never heard it before. I've never heard it before. I've never heard it before. I swear to God. I've never seen this before. I swear to God. I've never seen this before. Let's do the rest guys. That's so book funny. Weird guy in the corner. Next comment. This is from like two weeks ago. Dude, I genuinely have not seen this before. This is insane. Who read it real bad. I've never heard it before. I've never heard it before. I've never heard it before. I've never heard it before. I've never heard it before. I've never heard it before. I swear to God. in the corner next comment. This is for like two weeks ago. That's hilarious. Thank you guys for commenting. Speaking about comments, we actually do a segment on the show. At the start of the show, we like to read all the top comments. That's right. Yeah. Each episode. So leave a comment on this episode for 105. That's right. And we will leave. We will read it. I'll go ahead. Maria underscore tortilla. You've all broken Zach. Look at what you've done. I think I look great. Are you a broken man? Yeah. You're broken. Yeah. I mean, that's like outside of the pod. Right. Right. Right. You go to the cops. Yeah. Why does he have you? It is a manifesto. A shout out, I guess. You know, dude, you're an epic one. Are you reading that one? Look, I have some beef. Okay. We have an abuse of the top comment of the week. Okay. I got it. I don't like calling people out, but this is egregious. Okay. This person deserves to be called. This person deserves to be called out. But also, thank you for commenting on her. Yeah, thank you for boosting us. All right, guys. So listen, it spans back two episodes. All for those that maybe missed it. Again, I went to New York. I went on a hike with a trail full of ticks. I had a tick scare with my, with my fiance and her family and we have, we had hundreds of ticks on us. Okay. I tell, I tell the story on the podcast. The next week, a guy named Colin on the app says he writes me this whole thing about how he also had ticks. And not only that, he was at the same park. And he tells me crazy, oddly specific things about his health that he had to go on antibiotics eight times that the ticks burrowed in his hip. All this crazy shit, right? And obviously, I feel bad. And I'm like, Oh my God, I hope you're okay. Well, last week, I shout him out as my top comment, only to find this week. Here we go. He said, Kenny, I made up the story about going to that park and getting ticks. I feel so guilty for lying on the internet now. Please forgive me. God bless Kenny. You know what Colin? You're in timeout. You're in top comment time out. And so we feel like you've grown as a human and you've shown. The integrity here on the Zack and Walid show. You're you're in top comment time out. I think I say we call a vote. You can't just, you know, yeah, all the power to give a man a time out. I, for one, am a fan of misinformation on it. I think it's an honor that someone creates a fake bit on the Zack and Walid show. And specifically you, Kenny, like, he just picks you out and just like, yeah, I also got to get ticks. Yeah. Yeah. And then dumbass that I am. I was like, Oh my God, he went to the same park and had it way worse. That sucks, dude. Because why would he lie? Yeah, exactly. That's what I mean. It's like, what did it say? It was so detailed. He also, I remember a comment. He said that he had to stick with cancer as well. And I was like, Oh my God, wow. Oh my God. Yes. I think I also had a comment from him that he also bought a halal cart. Wow. That gave a lot of flowers and, you know, it's like the Venn diagram of the list. We're looking for here on the Zack and Walid show. Guys, please don't lie to us. It hurts our feelings. Yeah. I really love the show. I'm sure Connor will be out of time open next episode. Yeah. But for now, Connor, you can't comment on this. Colin, Colin, he's out. Colin, you are, we'll be fine next episode. But for this episode, Colin, you are, man, you please do not comment on the episode. Yeah. Just you, Colin. All right. My comment is from I laugh and LMA YO. You'll see it. Oh, yeah. I see it. Oh, there it is. Okay. Yeah. I need to know how Tots feels about those joy mode ads. Oh, when you're talking about sucking and fucking. Yeah, sucking and all that shit, it's so nightmare for us to sit through. I'm a bunch. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways, so I showed her the last four episodes of joy mode ads because she doesn't listen to the pod. Right. She watches clips. Yeah, like your mom, like everyone else. But I showed her the clips and she was like, what the fuck? She's like, she was like, like, I told her about the July 4th. Like, there's fireworks happening. Yeah, there's fireworks happening in our bedroom too. And she's like, this isn't happening. Yeah, you don't need a compilation of all the details. I'll enjoy my, I don't know if you listen to the ads because you have just been. Yeah, you've been approving them. You just been green lighting off these. Oh, yeah. Okay. Like, wow, this is really working for our client. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He's sucking and fucking. That's the whole point. But after they hear you're not getting laid, they're going to yank their ads. I don't know. Don't listen to this episode. Just this one. This joy mode. That's every, we have joy mode today. I don't know. I, we might have, we probably have probably have it. Hey, guys, there's an epic one comes today because she was asking, like, what are you going to read for this joy mode? I was like, I got, well, if we don't have one, maybe we should still we'll put it in somewhere. Yeah, sure. Yeah. I don't know if you can hear that, but we can try. Should I try now? Hey, guys, we want to take a quick break to think a sponsor of today's episode. DraftKings Pick 6. I think that QB will throw more than 300 yards. 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It's like a skeleton and his name's Ahmed, right? I'm pretty, it's like really good looking and I'm going to basically just like be like a little ritual request for like talk to the puppet and like have like a relationship with the puppet and like dive into his story and his backstory is like, he's like a failed dead terrorist. Oh! Yeah. Dude, I feel like I'm gonna take off. Yeah, you take, right? Like, around this timeline? Yeah, yeah. I feel really good. Yeah, really refreshing, I feel like. Hell yeah. That's great. Hey, dude, I don't want to like stunt your, your like artistic growth here, but I feel like I've seen this before. I think, I think another comic already does this. Yeah, like you probably seem like the Muppets or like Sesame Street or something like the pull puppet thing, but like, no, this is going to be, it's going to be really good, right? Wait, wait till next week, I'll, I'll do like a little five minutes here. Okay, fuck yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe keep it like 30 seconds, but yeah. I'll do like a, I got, because I'm working on the solid five and like, it's like again, like crowd interaction, the puppets, the fuck, the fuck, the fuck, the fuck. You said and I immediately thought of your tweet of like, this has caused me so much trauma. Is that motherfucker, dude? What's his name again? Jeff Dunham. Jeff Dunham. Yeah. Dude, I was actually excited you were getting back into standup. Yeah. No, no, no, no, I will. You know what? Maybe I should like, just go with it. Yeah. And like, just claim that it's my thing. I think you should just do like the fake set that people do and like, like the brick wall setting. Oh, just pretend. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But you're crushing it. Yeah, like fake crowd work. Yeah. That's really good. No, I've been, I've been into biking lately. I'm a bike guy now. Wow. Yeah. That's crazy, man. How long are you biking? Uh, 20 miles. I don't want to talk about my physical activities. I, you know, I just want to do it, you know, talk about it. You want to, you want to work in silence? Yes. I want to work in silence. No, I will say my tire, my, I did it right with my buddy who just started biking. And I was like telling him how great it is and it's awesome and it's so much fun. And so he drove all the way out here. We both got our bikes. We're so excited. And then mile seven, my tire popped. No. And I'm in seal. I'll seven. Yeah. Is this like biker lingo, bro? No, just like the seventh mile, I guess. Oh, just say like a little bit into the ride. That's fine. I don't know. Are you like flexing by saying you bike seven miles? Because I did 20. So you're one third of the way. Yeah. I'm in seal beach and there's no, there's no bikers. There's no like bike shops. In between Huntington and Long Beach. Oh, God. So I'm like, it's the whole thing. I'd call it Uber and, you know, that's it. That's it. Yeah. Oh, you said you had this whole elaborate like, oh, sorry, I missed all you guys tech. So you fucking popped a tire. No, it's doing the tire. How did you, you didn't do it yourself? Like you can do it? I took it to a bike shop. It's $20. Do you know how to do it on your own now? God, no. I just started. I feel like you should learn. Yeah. Well, you know what it is. It's like when you go into bike shops, too, because I still don't know how to use the gears. I still don't know like, you know, how to like go up and climb. It's like a bell and. Yeah. I like, I think that. I think that reason why I try skies. It's not working. Yeah. It's so intimidating when you go into those places. Yeah. Yeah. Like bike shops and stuff like that. I'm like, how much of the pressure like, you know, how much should it be? He's like, how much should it be? Hey, guys, come on back. This stuff asks us a question. Yeah, I think it's like, I said, honey, no one has questions here. Yeah. There's like, it's in Huntington Beach and there's like this weird racial undertone while he's explaining it to me. Yeah. He's like, what you want? You don't want to get your chains in the sand. Oh, that's like an auto body shop, dude. Like when you walk in there, I always like pretend I know I always say that I have a guy. And they're like, oh, you're fucking oils leaking. Like, I have a boyfriend. I have a guy. I hide my wedding ring. Like, yeah, I have a guy. No, we're about it. I didn't do that. Oh, hang on. Let me call my guy real quick. Dad, they're asking me questions again. Yeah, I just say, like, I have a guy and that's how, like, you divert, like, immediate action needs to be done right now. Yeah, yeah, do that. So, well, they show you your chart. They're like, well, see, this is all fucked and you need to do this, this, this. I just take a picture. Like, I'll send it to my guy. Like, that's all I do. That's smart. That's smart. Some people are like, oh, fuck, I guess, like, they're like, you really got to do this now. Yeah, I'll be like, all right, I'll go do it tomorrow. Yeah. No, I don't do it. Like, how do you get out of that situation? Like, I have a guy. No, because I'm the one who gets pressure. Like, I guess I will do it all today. And in today's day and age, I have a girl. I got a girl. Works on this car. Don't worry about it. I could do it. No, you fucking kidding me. Yeah, right. So, your bike is all fixed up. Bikes all fixed up. I didn't replace the chain, apparently, from what the guy said. Okay. I told him I got a guy. I got a bike guy. And then I rode back, and it was a lot of fun. Oh, so you fixed it? How long did the situation take? Like fixing it? Like 20 minutes. Oh, nice. But it was fucked up because I didn't close the biking app, like, tracking app. And I took an Uber to the bike shop, so I said my max speed was like 60 miles per hour. I was like, no way. That's why you're close friending your Strava. Yeah, come on. I can't wait. No one's going to fucking come find you on your stupid 20 mile bike road. I got a couple of followers already. Dude, I just remembered that this top speed of 60 miles per hour sounds like you rowing to Catalina in two hours. I thought that story, bro. That clip was like, I love that clip. I thought it was really funny. I'll bring that jacket in. Yeah, we should. I actually do want to see how fast you can row to Catalina, though. We should see. We should see how far you can do. Just be like the live for the one guy. How are you? Oh, okay. Well, thank you so much for asking. I'm great. Thank you so much for asking. I've been watching a lot of movies. I was going to save this for our next Friday's pod because we have a special guest for that one. He's a movie, isn't he? Yeah, he actually has a movie podcast, but I'll tease a little bit right now. I'm also reading right now as well. A book? Yeah. I'm reading a book. Like with pages and shit. Yeah. With like small font. I mean, it's pretty small. Like not a Kindle, right? No, no, I got a real book with paper. Yeah. Freedom McFadden, the perfect son. It's really good. What page are you on? 285, and I just bought it two days ago. Whoa, that's the equivalent of saying I'm on mile seven. Yeah. I'm almost done. Yeah. And it's all right. It's like, how do you read? Like, how do you like? It's really the books really good. But anyways, the movies that I've been watching. Silence of the Lamb series, Anthony Hopkins. There's a series? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hannibal, the second one. Oh. And then the third one is the dragon one. I forget the red dragon. Oh, dude. I saw that movie on a plane as a kid, and I couldn't sleep for a fucking week. Bro, I didn't realize that series is fucking amazing. What's it about? A serial killer, a cannibal, gets caught, but he still has his hands in on it. How many? Yeah, dude. Is there pictures? Yeah, there's subtitles that you can add. Oh, good. And they have the runner. It's half of the movie, and then the other half is like Family Guy. Oh, thank God. Family Guy cutaways. Temple Run. Yeah, we should replace Kenny's corner with Temple Run. Dude, that's actually a great idea. Watch our pods just take off. Wait, wait, wait. I'm in the bottom right corner. What if we put Temple Run in the bottom left corner? That'd be great. There's no space for the video to happen. Ads are flying by the screen. Flashing. It's a really, really good movie series. And I'm like, yeah, I don't want to be like, I'm not a huge movie buff, but I haven't seen like a storyline that actually finishes a movie like that in a long time. Like there's, you know, the Netflix movies are out now and like the fucking like, just clickbait. Like first 20 minutes are like really good. And then the last half of the movie is like, what the fuck just happened? But bro, those three movies, like the series of it, like through and through. Amazing. Like I thought the movie was like, like, okay, cool. Like he's a cannibal. Awesome. And then like the second half of the movie is like, what the fuck? Yeah. Because he's eating people. Yeah. Yeah. I hope so. No, it's really good. And I've been into like, I'm on like a suspense movie like crave right now. Yeah. I also found that Zach's never watched like full like series types of movies besides this one. Like the traditional one like Harry Potter. I've never watched a full Harry Potter. Star Wars. Lord of the Rings. Nothing like that. How did you miss Star Wars? Like because that's kind of a big one. Like another thing with parents. Like kind of four Star Wars. Okay. More of a Star Trek household. They flip through to like T and T and TBS like, okay, son, here's like you're watching Monk today. You're watching Tommy Boy for the 18th time. Now my parents just like never like grew up with like raised me like on any sort of like Star Wars kid or like Disneyland kid or like I wasn't even like an outdoorsy kid. I wasn't I didn't like snow. I didn't like water. Didn't like any of like the movie shit. Oh, I hate to have this guy's son. That was really fun to hang out with a brutal time for your parents. He doesn't want to go watch Star Wars and try to watch. You're the reason why. My home phone like was never ringing with kids wanting to like call and hang out with me. Dad, how come no one calls our phones? Because you don't want to watch Star Wars movie. At best that's more so spoiled than I worry. You're a fucking loser. All right. No one was saying how would you. My son's a vibe killer. But now my home phone is ringing off the hook. That's why it was pale. Everyone wants to fucking hang out with me. A little late now, but 31. Anyways, it's a really good series and I'm starting to trying to get off my phone at night more and just read instead. That's great dude. Wow and you read 285 pages. So imagine how much like screen time you've replaced now. That book was really good. Freedom McFadden is a very good author. I recommend. That's what I've been up to. Nice. It's happy birthday to your father. Thanks dude. 60. That's like your parents had you young. My parents had me when they were like late 20s. My dad just turned 60 so happy birthday dad. I was in Mammoth this last weekend. Did a lot of kayaking. We hiked to this giant waterfall. That's a song dude. That's a song dude. My dad was like remember Darth Vader and I was like I sure do. That's what I was like yeah. Dude your dad like was a really good actor. You posted that reel or TikTok or whatever. That video was like really good. Dude I always say this. I think if my dad be like pursued acting or comedy he would be for those that don't know. Like 99.90 you don't know my dad. I think I really think my dad could have been like a Henry Winkler type. Wow. Like a character actor. Like he feels a niche that's so funny and he's got natural riz. And I don't know. So I'm trying to get my dad. I've been convincing my dad for like two years to do a video with me. And finally in Mammoth I think he's feeling a little loose. And I was like let's shoot a vid dad. He was like okay but less is more okay. I don't want anything crazy. He's like directing and I'm like okay alright alright. You have to like ease him into it a little bit. And then I sent him that cut last night and he was like oh my god. This is amazing. Hell yeah. Like he's the edit the edit mid so. Dude your dad's a real Haktua. That's your segue. Dude your dad's like a real Haktua. Wow. I guess you're right. Wow. I wonder if there's anything we can segue into the next topic. Wow. What are you about to say? That was a natural talent. You think Haktua was a natural talent? Yeah. Obviously since the last episode I presented a whole slide breakdown of the talk to a girl. Here we go. Yeah. Do you have one today? No. You don't have a slideshow today? Oh yeah. I do have a play show actually. Okay. Let me pull it up. Speaking about natural go up go up go up. Dude you're like the CEO of like a company that has no idea what's happening. And then like you walk into the company and you're... What would they get? The assistant. The assistant is like yes you do have a slideshow. Oh yes actually. No I just checked it out. Alright this one's a little special for me because you know it's right. It's a little bit of a corn nostalgia you know going up early YouTube. Maybe just recap the last few. Yeah last few episodes I've been you know just sharing things that are really passionate to me. Some have been very topical, topical and controversial you know with my name Jeff and the Hawk tour girl. But this one kind of like a little throwback I call it. I would say so a tally marker. I still disagree with my name Jeff. Okay. And I still disagree with you with Hawk tour that my name Jeff isn't funny and Hawk tour girl is like the worst thing that could happen to the internet. Right right right right. So epic rack battles go ahead. So why epic rap battles are sick. Give me the fucking sound board. I'll do the sound board. A deep down. Yeah we were sound board these episodes. Don't touch it. Don't touch it. You need some fucking sound board. I think it's working. Oh yeah. There you go. Oh that's the one. Yeah yeah yeah. Oh anyway slide number one. Okay contacts alright. Oh fuck. The rap battles of history is a popular YouTube channel that pits historical pop culture figures against each other and comedic rap battles. The channel was created by Peter and Lloyd in 2010. Whoa say that last name. Yeah wait wait what are their last names though. Peter shut off. And have started a billion of youth and millions of subscribers. The channel has been praised for creative writing. Clevver'd were play in engaging performances. Earnings. Streamy awards and a strong fan base. A PRB episodes off to go viral to their unique premises and production quality. And now let me let me backtrack. This is 2010 of YouTube alright. Peak. Peak this is like peak like. Or Vine. Yeah. Yeah before Vine and like the right around the time where people can realize they can make like a career off YouTube and there was only so many creators now everyone and their mom is a damn per like you know person. And so what they were doing was very special and I feel like still to this day it's very special and all their content is extremely timeless. I just like how it's abbreviated like ERB is like a well known abbreviation. Yeah. You're like read through a history book. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah I'm in a year. Let me dive in on what makes them special alright point number one endless possibilities alright. It's all about fantasies. It's all about your imagination running while of course I want to see Bruce Banner versus Bruce Jenner. That's funny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's still topical to this day. Yeah. That's timeless. Yeah. And actually in this one this was made eight years ago and they did a whole bit where you know Bruce turns into Caitlyn and it was very interesting. Wow. Yeah. So is it still hits today? Yeah. Is this like cliff notes like if I so I had never watched Star Wars like if I watched like ERB of Star Wars I'd be like I already know I get it now. Yeah. This is all you really kind of like. Sick. And they're like Walter Wright versus Walter Grimes. Come on. Like two big shows. Rick Grimes. Oh Rick Grimes. Fuck fuck. Fuck. Rick Grimes. You know the possibilities. Yeah. I love that. It just like it just gets you as a viewer also can imagine oh it would be so funny if like you know this and this were to happen you know. Yeah. So I think that's fun to include and my next example is they were like the early innovators of like fan interaction and you know I joke about you know us doing that comment bit all the time how we read the comments and we play on the show. That's a bit. Huh? That's a bit. No we were the first time. It was it was a fact but now I want to debunk that fact because actually they were the first to do it. Oh. Well the comments at the end of each video. Wow. Yeah. So we have to cite our sources after every second. We have to just give you know if a game recognized game. Shout out to ERB. Shout out to ERB. And you know what I love about them is they don't also just do the the videos on the YouTube. They also do live experiences. Wow. So now the fan can interact. So I just like concerts. Yeah. Like concerts. So I just put a clip over here of their last clip. Oh my god. Peter. I know one of these clips is blackface or something like trying to do like a fucking rap music. Wow. How many please pull the actual like I want clips or a view count and comments of that please. Yeah. I think this is from a while ago. I just got oh my god 4.2 mil 12 years ago dropping Molly at that concert. I'm rolling at the ERB concert. The top comment is that guy walking around twirling this shirt is the very definition of third wheel. That's funny. Let's go to the next slide. So you know I was so inspired. I wanted to throw out some pitches to them for potential epic rap battles. The one I think would be really funny is Zach versus dog to a girl because like you know Zach you have a catchphrase back in the day. Yeah. I think the honk. No, no, don't worry about it. No shit honey. Imagine if you said that versus dog it would be good right and then like Pete Davidson versus Obama. I don't know. I don't know. Some of the fantasy you know the Jan six freedom racer versus Osama bin Laden you know because they have a lot of comedy I think and they both hate America. I know that well I think that's a let's dive into that. Oh, Bouldermore versus Jeffrey Epstein Jeffrey Epstein's dead dude. How is he going to do that? Well that's the thing. It's all about fantasy. They were doing dead people too. You know like like Benjamin Franklin and shit Michael Jackson was LeBron James and then the last one Drake versus the Joker. Nice. Yeah. All right. There's a couple of ideas. Yeah, I think they would go for and then. I like that. Yeah. Wow. I would actually like to see Zach rap battle the hawk to a girl. I would fucking. Oh, dude. I would try so hard. I would like like fucking like Eminem, you know, like depends on fire. It just just runs the fuck out of it. It shows up and wins. Are we going to talk about her fucking podcast? The talk to her? Yeah, real quick. You know, last night next week, why damn Daniel is cool. That's going to be a lot of fun. I have a lot of stuff about Ellen DeGeneres and all that stuff. So it's going to be a good time next week next week. Yeah. Next week. All right. Dude, how are you like, you don't have to do that one. I think that one, that one, that one could be untouched. Yeah. Yeah. We're good. Yeah, we're good. I'll just talk. Listeners see a huge chunk of the podcast next week. Just like randomly jump. Please. You know why. Please give to the 45 minute walk to the live Daniel fight. Well guys, we also have a new segment today of it's pet peeves is great. We will dive back into pet peeves. We know you guys like the pet peeves, fowl tip. We got foul tip coming after this. Yeah. We have a new segment today of would you rather. So all three of us here, we all have lists, correct? Yes. Yes. Yeah. No, he definitely. I have something. He did not prepare. No, we're prepared. We're prepared. Yeah. Would you rather than we'll dive into some of our scenarios, would you like me to go first? Yes. Yes. Please. You are very possible. I think I'm confused. What do you have? Just go first. Okay. Yeah. First up for me. Okay. Would you rather get hit by a car driven by your boyfriend or girlfriend and live only to find out they were drunk driving and you can't break up with them, so you have to stay together with them. Also, they have to amputate your legs after the injury or Jesus or get hit by a car driven by Hock to a girl and die. Hock to a girl and I. Easy. I just think, you know, like a having the legacy of getting killed by a Hock to a girl is cool. Yeah. How bad it looks for her. What's missing? How do you think of, like, her half, her legacy is over. Yeah. We'll come to know Caitlyn Jenner to do something in the car, too. You think Hock to a girl is the same legacy as Caitlyn Jenner? No, I'm just saying she could get away with it depending on the circumstances. Yeah. I mean, Hock to a girl's PR is flocking. Insane. Uh-huh. They could, she could get away with it. They would spin it that you were like the reason why. Yeah. Yeah. They were probably like, Zach was listening to the Talk to a podcast and he was distracted and that's why he was, that's why he didn't die. And that's why you just listened every Friday. He'll like spin it back around. So would you, would you rather die by Hock to a girl or would you rather just have your legs amputated and just knowing that your significant other next to you almost killed you? But you live. I think I dig death. I would die with Hock to it. Wow. Yeah. We can't look at our, our lovers in the face. Yeah. I would, I would die with Hock to a grace. Do you have an opinion? I think I would die with Hock to it. Wow. Dude. All of us just down with the, down with the two. Hock to it. Because if we're in the car with Hock to it. That means we made it. Yeah. Yeah. We're doing something by Hollywood. The scenario was you hit by Hock to a, so you're outside the car. Oh, yeah. Well, I'm the same. The same. Hollywood. I'm on the race street. Circles are closing. So close. Kitty. Uh, so this one was actually last, but I guess, and it, and I kind of fucked up. It's not really a would you rather, but I was thinking about it because she's starting a podcast. Would you guys? Are we all Hock to it right now? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So I, this one was last. I should have, I should have known that you guys were going to have one, but, but my question to you guys was, would you to be the corner guys on her podcast for a hundred thousand dollars a year? Ooh. Oh, absolutely. But you can't, you can't. Or what? You can't. Well, yeah. That's the thing. You don't have an ore. I just wanted to know like what your, what your price is. Like you can't do this podcast. You, you, she comes to you and she says, guys, I love the Zach and Wally show so much. I'm not really fucking with Kenny. You can be my corner guys for a hundred thousand dollars a year. The thing is about this is I didn't realize that talk to a pod is under Jake Paul's brand. Yeah. Yeah. So that's just another fucking like. That's another way of your ad. Yeah. So we're now a social, if we were corner guys, like I'm bottom right, your bottom left or if you want to go at bottom. Whatever doesn't matter. Oh, oh, I actually just thought of, well, would you rather, would you rather be on her show for a hundred thousand dollars or on my show for fifty thousand dollars? Because my corner guys, money's green, man, with the opportunity that maybe my pod grows a little bit one day, you know, how your pod paid out 50k. I would do kennies. Really? I absolutely despise how to grow. Wow. I don't have to. Sorry. I was sucker for fame. Oh, at least that would sucker for fame. Oh, I was just like. What? I did say that. I'm a sucker. You got it. I got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your Peter Suckoff. Oh. Mine isn't a would you rather, but it was more just like a question I've been debating for a long time. Yeah. So let's just say you're driving off a cliff, right? I don't know. Yep. Yeah. You're driving off a cliff. You're going down really fast, right? Yeah. And before you hit the ground, what if you like jump out the car like really fast and like you want you not die, you know? Yeah. Anyways, can you can you do me a favor real quick? Uh huh. I want to see your hops. Yeah. So like the stand here, Grace, if you don't mind just getting getting your your your your vertical. Okay. So like I'm in the car. Oh, shit. Got you. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, shit. Look. I'm good. At least 18 inches, doesn't that make sense doesn't shouldn't that make sense to you? You got up. Yeah. You got up pretty good. I think if you time to jump right, you might be able to jump out. Oh, yeah. Oh, that was close. Yeah. Talk to a girl. Are you safe? Are you good? Talk to a girl. Sit in the car. You have to look at that damn pod. And plus the Tesla, like all the new features, it would probably like give you like a little boost. Oh, yeah. It just springs on board. Yeah. Like that. That's my land. Whoa. That was cool. I'm trying to land with it. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. I think that would. Your question is like, would it would be late? Would you survive? Yeah. I survived, but I, I, I think honestly, I just want to watch it way too much faster than the various. And now I think I could be able to do I mean, sorry, go ahead. It's valid. Right? Yeah. Yeah. That's a good. That's a good one, dude. Yeah. That's a good first one. I feel like I should go and push this like mythbusters or something. Yeah. Yeah. Would you try it? Yeah. Would you try it? If, if you had mythbusters behind you, would you try it? Absolutely. What the fuck? Do you have a shade to do with mythbusters? I just, a disclaimer for the audience. I'm pretty sure this has been debunked and you would die instantly. So see how, how do you know you're not a fucking this one? Look it up. If, if. This is what I'm looking up. This has been a car. You will die. Look it up. Look it up. Look it up. Look it up. If I. Someone. Someone. Yeah. No way. Out of a moving car. Falling off a cliff. They get very specific. Where'd you live? No, no, if they jumped out the very last second before I hit the ground. I think they give it. Okay. I didn't get exactly your thing. But yes, some people have survived jumping out of a moving car before impact, even at high speeds. However, this feels like something Chuck Norris has done. The speed of the vehicle is a crucial factor in determining the outcome of a car accident at lower speed significantly. Yeah, obviously. Yeah. I guess technically you could survive, but you should do it, man. Yeah, you think? Yeah. Are, is this saying like, so it's a cliff and then you jump out on top of the cliff and then that are like, you know what I mean? No, I do. This is saying if you're jumping on the road, like GTA style, you know, I don't know. I feel like I got to try this now. Okay. Listen, if you're in a car right now, okay, on, what are you doing? Sitting down. Yeah. Get out of there. Get out of there. Uh, on Cora, someone asks, well, jumping out of a moving car at 40 miles per hour kill you. And someone said 40 miles per hour, you're probably not going to make it. Usually 30 to 35 miles per hour is the max most humans can handle and still survive. Do you have it through a school zone? Yeah. That's pussy shit. 40 is soft. Hey. Oh, dude. I mean, 60. Shit. Oh, guys, I'm starting a new challenge. Where does I show speed on this, dude? Get eyeshows. Speed on. I actually, so this one was asked in my group chat. I have a boy's chat about a month ago. You're leaking it. Yeah. Cause this, this one's good. I don't think we made it up, but this, this came across our, our, uh, boy's chat. Would you rather do the first 90% of a BJ or the last 10%? Wait, sorry, sorry, sorry, the first time he doesn't finish. Yeah. Right, so you got to do the work to get there, uh, you got to give a BJ. Are you doing the first 90% of it or the last 10? And I will need an official answer on record for me, guys. My swallowing. Uh, I don't think it matters what you do with it in the last 10%. Can I like dodge it? Yeah, sure. You can dodge it. I'll do the last 10% Wow. I'm taking that bad boy. Oh, it's good for you, man. I think I'll take it. Yeah. Yeah. I think I'll take it. Yeah. Dude. Oh, no, he's done. Yeah. I would do it in a movie car and jump out and watch it. Brode it. The cub still lands like on you. That was a good one. Yeah. Thanks, Kenny. Yeah, yeah, for sure. My turn. Happy to help, guys. I'll do it. I'll do it. Should I do a like one of those? Or should I do a clean one? You do whatever you want. You just talked about having cleaner clips last episode, and I didn't help right through. True. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Would you rather spend Thanksgiving with your dad's side or your mom's side? Oh. Oh. Thanks. Here you go, YouTube. Man, I love my mom and I love my dad. So I think I would find a respectful way to celebrate Thanksgiving with both of them. Maybe mom in the morning and dad in the afternoon. Wow. Because your dad has morning wood in the morning. Oh, yeah, I don't fucking ruin it. Yeah, use this now, dude. Come on. That was a nice clip. Dude, we can't fucking use that. And then your dad comes in your room, and goes, "I need help with this last day." I've done the 90. Dad, you're a gooner. Goon, give it, brother. Goon, give it. Yes. Good. You gotta be thankful for who you're going for. Edgmas. Edgmas. Edgmas. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, fuck. It was like the fucking Justin Timberlake. We wish you the very Edgmas, we wish you the very Edgmas, you wish you the very Edgmas. Oh. Okay. And a Rizzler New Year. I would rather have, I'm crying. I would rather have Thanksgiving on my mom's side. It was okay, yeah. Because they like to part, they drink. My dad's, I knew, like, I... Well, you know what happens when he drinks. Well, anyways. Kenny? Oh, man. I love both sides of the family, they're... Oh, it's just both sides of the family. Oh, yeah. I'd have a hard time doing both because I'd probably eat two more. It's too much turkey. I know that. I know that. I know that. Come on. That's really a bore, right? Two more turkeys. Two more turkeys. No more please. Double. Yeah, what are you gobbling on? All right. Sorry. I'm like that. You got an accent. That was good. Any other... Would you rather... Yeah. I have another one. All right. So let's just say you're kayaking. Right? This is a little specific. There's a huge cargo ship coming at you, right? If I swim deeper under enough, will I get hit by the runners or am I good? You're definitely getting sucked in. There's no wind. I don't even need a Google platform. Like, wait, how far down do I need to swim under a cargo ship? You did. 20 feet. Kayak to Catalina Island. That's true. That's true. So you would know my physical capability. You are fucking insane. How much feet under is... Look at that. Under the cargo ship in the water. Why am I looking up to dumbish shit today? How far under a cargo ship? Kenny doesn't want a job. Yeah. That's a cookie roll. Is that out of here? Wait, wait. How far under cargo ship do you have to swim? Dude, I would love it if Grace is on the mic next episode and Kenny's on float and just like... I like how it's deep. All right. Yeah. Grace, how about you look up something? No, it's certainly understanding the question. I've done this. I've done this. Yeah. It's not so much inside of the water. See, I'm not the only one who starts. Dude, Ryan is so capped. There's no fucking... Well, I've been doing this. Oh, man, wait. There's a subreddit for sub-mechanophobia being under... What is that the fear of? The fear of submerged machines. Yeah. Pretty scary. Oh, wow. This is terrifying. A toilet? Oh, that's... Or two. That's a toilet. That's a toilet. All right. All right. All right. All right. Dude, I have no answer. Yeah, I'll die. I think you got to be so far under. And I think you have to do like a massive head start. Like how... Like, what's the distance that it's coming? Oh, it's like right in front of me. It's the last 10 percent. Yeah. Yeah. I think I'm not... I'm not... Jesus. The magnitude. I think you're fucked. Do you think... Do you think Tots would want to weigh in on any of these? Oh, sure. Of the 90 to 10? Maybe not that one. Let's see what I was here. Oh my God. What dude? Are you done? Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. So Tots called and gave a few icks of her husband, Zach Pionna. And a lot of people were finding that hilarious. Yeah. So maybe this episode, we can call in again to Tots. The Tots to a pod. And find out if she has new icks. Oh. Jesus Christ. Can you fucking... The hell? Spike up a little bit. Are you okay? How are you? I'm gonna hurry you. Hi Tots. Oh, Kenny and Ballroom. Great. Oh, hey guys. Hey. Hey. Oh, yeah. Thanks for being on the show. Last episode, you gave some icks of relationships, just, you know, in general of your husbands. And it was like, they played video games a lot. This way. Sweat. Yellow pillows. I was wondering if you had any other icks that you encounter in your relationship. Yeah. Okay. Um, have you guys ever seen the bottom of Zach's feet? No. She's a freak. Why? You have helped already hit the swim on her Zach's feet. You cannot get sucked in. I think he's on the brink of athletes. I'm getting that. Dude, uh. The bottom of his feet are so crusty and they have all even no, like, he needs to get a pedicure or something. We want to target the other day to get, like, a foot scrubber thing, like a pumice stone type. And not even that worst. And they're still fucked. Oh my God. Anything else? I think your wicky feet score is probably going down. It is going down. Thank you so much. Uh, any other icks, uh, before I see you. I don't know your excessive farting. We have this crack in our couch and Zach just continuously farts in it, like, every night multiple times. Like, I think we need to get the couch quick. It's always in the same crack. It's like a line with his bow. Sometimes like when I get out from the couch, like, it's just a waft. Yeah, like, if you move, it just, like, comes down. Oh, all right. Anything else? Um, I think that's gross enough, though. Thank you so much. That was the, uh, tot segment of the podcast. Love you. Uh, I'll see you later tonight. Bye. Bye. Bye. All right. No more tots to, uh, I can't wait for that to be a continuous segment. Do you go? How are you guys's feet? Like, great. Well, I wash them every day. I wash them too. I swear. I wash. I swear. I'm not pulling out the boys on this episode because I think it would demonetize instantly, but it's just like, I don't know what to do. And the fucking pumice thing isn't even working. Let me see it. No. And the farts are, yeah, we all shitting for it. Yeah. Thanks guys. Wow. Do you think you'd go get a pedicure? I don't, I, I'm so ticklish. Even when I did the pumice thing on the what? What's wrong? I mean ticklish. Nothing. How ticklish are you? Yeah. Very ticklish. I'm very, very ticklish. Even the pumice scraper, I have to like pause and like couple shake it off some like, you know, get back into it. Well, it's actually the one also, you know, other races touching his feet and his body is just making, he's like, I'd rather have rotten feet. Yeah. Let those people talk to you. Yeah. You know what we're going to say, we're going to do that. Anyways, so talk to us about your sofa. You have a crack in your sofa that you fart into. It's just like, you know, we're an farting dude. It's just the, you know, where the pillows meet, like I, it literally is perfect. It's square center in the TV. You like fluff up both of us. It's just perfect. It's square in the TV. So I sit there every time and it's perfect view and, you know, I'm even watching TV. Hey on it. It's a white couch. Oh, yeah. There's a tape. Come on. Last week was brown pillows and this week, it's like brown sofa. I actually got, there is a lot of people find my back on the yellow pillows. There's some sweaters out there. Yeah. Well, that's the thing, though. I toss them before they get too yellow. I replace them. They get so soft and they're nice. There's a little charm too. I guess. Yeah. It's a little bit too sharp. Okay. All right. All right. Yeah. It's a respectful disagreement here. It's a little bit too sharp. Yeah. You're like, you're like, shit, your part is all fucking off. Yeah. I just love the charm behind it. I'm selling my couch. I have a little farts in it. It's just covered. Clapper up. I take like the wide angle view of it, the picture, and it's just like this clear brown stain. Let me find a little, you know, like, you will use the intro. That's like a peach, like emoji symbol. Foul tip segment. We're so deep into this pot. I know you guys are still here. You guys are like, oh, finally, the foul tip segment is here. So please roll the clip. Whoa. There's the baseball. Wow. You know what's back? What's back? Zach. Oh, tennis baseball, it's still going, but no, maybe you should put this on before you. Basketball. It's also really hot in this room. This is going to be stuffy. I know. It's going to be sweaty. Football. What? Football. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. That was a lot. It at all. Guys, you could cut the timer. It's taking the timer off the top right. We are going over, baby. You're going crazy, baby. We are fucking, we're diving into football stories today. First of all, Niners One, that's right. I know they did. Yep. This is filming on a Friday. Niners play a Monday night. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. Guys, we all know that was that curse. Yeah. This is like before the Super Bowl earlier this year. Yeah. This is all good. It's all coming back to me, man. These asking for it. We won. We won. Uh, we won on Monday night football versus the Jets, baby. And I have a couple of stories that I want to get into for foul tip. Okay. We're both hating on the fucking Chiefs. How? Yeah. Have you guys heard of Travis Kelsey dating Taylor Swift? Yeah. I think everyone has at this point. There is a contract that got leaked from their social media team that Travis Kelsey assigned under Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift will be breaking up September 28th. Book it, baby. What? Book it. What? Book it up, according to whatever this tweet here is saying that they signed a contract to start dating to help amplify football in Europe and help bring females into the sport, help excite them. I guess foul tip wasn't doing enough, you know what I mean? And then Travis Kelsey got a hundred million dollar podcast deal with Amazon and he's in more commercials now. Also in a show on FX, like something guillotine or whatever the fuck it's called, and so they're both getting more stardom, but September 28th, that contract is ending. Pretty exciting. So they're breaking up? They're breaking up September 28th, book it, baby. It's not fake at all. Bad things are happening to the Chiefs. The only bummer, man, and I don't want to undercut everything you just said, but there was context added to this tweet and it says, "Full scope PR," who allegedly leaked these documents, says they reached out and denied any involvement with the fake forged documents. And not only are they entirely false and fabricated, they were not created by this agency and they're pursuing legal action to the person that leaked these fake documents. Never trust the media, guys, never trust the media. It's real. Yeah. Wait, wait, okay, even if it's not real or if it is real, why would you wish bad on someone's relationship? Uh oh. It's kind of fucked up, right? Yeah. Don't bring this. While we're in a foam finger, too. Don't bring this with these. Like, not even the Swiftie, like, why do you just hate on someone's relationship? I can just let, like, two people be happy for one, you know, like, find love. It's just the Chiefs. I just hate the fucking Chiefs. Yeah, I can agree on that. Okay, yeah. That game last night, well, it was last night for us. That game was so fucking annoying. Oh, yeah. Well, that was also a really good game, but yeah, really annoying for the Chiefs haters. Yeah. So another story is a Chiefs hater. Have you heard of this gentleman who is a rabid Chiefs fan get arrested for robbing banks? Oh, yeah. I have heard of this guy. Dude. This story is absolutely insane. There's a lot to it. Okay. I'm trying to just hit the high points. His name is Xavier Babudar, Babudar. Yeah. He got arrested for robbing banks. He was a huge Chiefs fan, super Chiefs fan. He was like, social media famous on like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he like, apparently it got to his head, and he's like a huge gambler. And in order to like, keep up the fame and like, all that shit, he would just like make bets, sports bets, and he would rob banks to get more money. And just like, he would ride that high. So he robbed a couple of banks? He robbed 11 banks, I believe it was. How? By wearing like mask and then he would slide notes saying, I'm going to like blow your fucking head off if you don't give me money. And if you give me like, you know, the, the paint, like money, like that explodes in your face. Like if you give me that, I'll come back and shoot you and shit like that. So it was like fucking insane. And then there was a part of the story where he got arrested. He made two bets on the Chiefs and won $100,000. He broke off the home like ankle bracelet, cut it off, escaped, and then robbed two more banks after that or something like that. What the fuck? This dude is fucking insane. You can still rob banks these days? Yeah. What the hell? Yeah. Dr. Wally, go rob a bank. But I thought this story was like, like literally like perfect for people who aren't into sports, like like a perfect foul tip segment. Yeah. It's just like a, you know, like me, huge Niner fan. Yeah. And I go rob come banks and make like a lot of money. It says that he stole more than 800k. What the fuck? Yeah. When you lose people still rob bank, I like, that's so like old. That's an old timey thing to pull off. Yeah. Now it's just like crypto scams. Yeah. Why don't you make a big point or something? Yeah. He has like a musket. Hang on. I'll get you. He has like a crew with like Mark Wahlberg and fuck him dude. So you would wear that on the left to games and stuff and you'd wear that while he also robbed banks? I don't know. I don't think you'd be that dumb to do that. That'd be funny as fuck. Yeah. I thought that this story has been going on for a while. He got started in 2022, I believe, of robbing, got caught in February of 2023 and then broke off his ankle home bracelet and robbed like two more banks after that. Like, dude, I guarantee you a movie or a show is going to be made after this dude. I guarantee you. I believe it. Or documentary. Yeah. Super interesting. 100%. This dude is fucking crazy. Someone was addicted to gambling, like seek help. But like he was so addicted to gambling, like he like it took over his whole like fucking life. Robbing banks being addicted to gambling is like next level. That's crazy. Like, oh, the next stop is obviously Robbing bank. Yeah. Rhett running out of money. Go rob the fucking hell. Anyways. That's wild. That's my couple of fella tip stores. Yeah. Go Niners. Kenny's corner. Yeah. Got well. And I have to commend you, dude. You get these in an under a minute and a half every time, which is just really impressive. I don't think there's a timer today. No, I asked them to take it off. You can see it. I don't think it's fair to the people and all that stuff. Oh, don't give a man a time fly. I try to set you up for a great bit and then you just shoot a dumb like last time people got pissed. They're like, this timer is kind of broken. And so. Less engagement. Yeah. Cause they know. All right, guys. Today in Kenny's corner. I was so glad I found this earlier today. This is the guy that broke the new world record for balls bounced against ping pong balls bounced against the wall with your mouth. Would love to know the previous record set for this, but this guy, yeah. This guy. If I had to pick someone to do the last 10% for me. All right. Here we go. I really dislike the tongue here. The tongue action is rough. I can spit at ping pong ball. I can catch it in my mouth. Let me practice for this record. Turns out it's way harder than I expected. I had to clean. The slow motion. So often I was like, I can't. Stop. Every time I walk away. Oh, I was like. That's a big marriage to this guy. That's a big marriage to this guy. He's not practicing in the garage again. Oh, Jason. Yeah. He's not in the garage. He's like, he practices with the garage door open and all the neighbors are walking by. I like it. Driving by. Oh, there's. There's Jason. He's walking again. You know what? I thought it was like kind of impressive about that is he goes tongue out to help catch the ball. Oh, yeah. I feel like, you know, like put stick uses his tongue as a muscle. Exactly. Yeah, we're professionals. Yeah. Do you guys think you could do pretty well with that? 100%. Yeah. I guarantee you. I have a big mouth. What? What? All right. Well, I guess we'll just end Kenny's corner there. I think I could do it. How many times did you do it? I don't know actually. Do that again. Oh, that was pretty good. That's pretty impressive. Yeah. I got to end Kenny's corner there. There's not going to be anything in the top. Hell yeah. Yeah. Guys, thank you so much for watching episode 104. We know the likes are already there. Yeah. We know the comments are already in the sack. You guys are fucked. Holy shit. It's a live feed right now. Chat. Check this one out. Whoa. That's crazy. Yeah. We'll pick this one for episode 105 coming up next Tuesday. It's an exciting one. There's also another exciting episode after that one as well. Back to back. Some guests perhaps. We might have a few guest episodes lined up. We got guest episodes. We know you guys have just been loving just us three and great hanging out. Yeah. Us four. You listen to our part of the show. Yeah. Five. Yeah. Well, five and Chris. There. Part of the crew. Zach and Walid show and Kenny. Peace and out. Peace and blessings. Goodbye friends. A five. Go Niners. 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