Kap & J. Hood
9/10 9 AM: Teams You Love To See Lose
(upbeat music) Put on your roller skates and enjoy another edition of the Captain J. Hood Morning Show, on a ESPN 1000 and streaming on the ESPN Chicago app. With David Kaplan, Jonathan Hood with you. We've got Shane, we've got Jay Moore. We've got you here on this Tuesday morning. We hope that you have a great day. Hey, we have Matt Iberclous on every week here on the Captain J. Hood Morning Show. If you missed it, check it out on the ESPN Chicago app. Make sure you click Cap J. Hood and boom, you're right there. That only are we on the ESPN Chicago app, but also on YouTube, YouTube.com, look for ESPN Chicago on YouTube. Hit that subscribe button and on Twitch, twitch.tv/esp1,000 Chicago. So it was a glorious college football Saturday cap. When I thank the people at a Maristar E. Chicago on my birthday, first time ever, being able to work on my birthday, having friends, family and listeners, all at the same time in one place. A Maristar E. Chicago does a tremendous job. Think about it. There's a college football Saturday. All the screens are there. And this sports book wide open, walked right in. Sir, may I have 240 and 440 on the board, please? Here's 40 bucks. Thank you. Making bets there. Also, Cap, I got to say any of these pictures. The chefs are top notch at a Maristar E. Chicago. They made me a Georgia Bulldog cake. Not one, but they made me three. Oh, God. Georgia Bulldog cakes with the Georgia emblem on it and the little bulldogs on it. It's really, really cool. So thanks everybody for coming out. And thanks for the people at Maristar E. Chicago to make my day very special. And the best thing was me singing to you on your voicemail. Wasn't that good? Yes. You do have a great voice. Thank you. It's a lot of things that you do very well, Cap. The people on the hidden talents that I know the people don't. I was walking through festival foods up in Wisconsin. With my wife, I said it's hoodies birthday. I'm going to sing to them. And I'm walking right through the produce section. Happy birthday to you. Yeah. You Marilyn Monroe did? I did. My goodness. Absolutely did. And somehow showed me a little leg to the phone. I don't know how that works. That's it. His dress went up. The dress blowing up under the event. I don't know what happened. But he's walking through the farmer's market, steps over a manhole. Boom. There you go. It's just good to have friends and family, everyone else there. Thank you, Marissa, you Chicago, for a wonderful birthday on Saturday. I got to send you some of those pictures, Cap. I put them on social at IGJ hood as well. But it was really, really cool. And part of that concert with all Saturday is something better than sex for Cap, for my partner here. Because right there on one of the screens I'm watching, Northern Illinois against Notre Dame. OK, coming off a big win for Notre Dame, Texas A&M, hostile environment, they went on the road. Man, that's a thumbs up. But then you come home and it's sold out. And the Irish fans are like, ah, it's just Northern. It's just 26 and a half point favorite. It's just Northern. It's just big hammock out there. It's all right. No big-- oh, god. The end, Cap. The end. This is what happened. My god, Notre Dame loses to NIU. Here's our friend Andy Garcia on the call. On the Huskies, Radio Network. He's lining up five seconds left. NIU up 16, 14, 62 yarder. Snap hole. Cheaters kick this block. It's block. It's block. Baked up by NIU. Baked up by NIU. The Huskies have done it. The Huskies with the biggest upset in NIU history. They come to South Bend, Indiana. And they knock off the number five team in the country. NIU, 16, Notre Dame, 14, the football gods. We're shining down on NIU. Great call. Great call. Andy, my old producer. He is. He was my old producer. Well, let me just say, Andy, you rose to the moment, man. That's a career call there. My god. I mean, listen, I've been to Notre Dame and seen my Georgia Bulldogs come in there and roll over Notre Dame. That's not a big deal. That was expected. But NIU coming in there, Cap. And Hammock has done a nice job with the program. NIU might be middle of the pack in their conference this year. Pick third. Pick third. Yeah. Cap. They go into the belly of the beast like they were nothing. Bloom off the line of scrimmage and was able to get the key moments and was able to get the job done against Notre Dame. Big moment for DeKalb. So Thomas Hammock said, I came in. I told my team the day before. Hey, there's no Rocket Ishmael running out of the tunnel. He said, every guy-- he went, who? Who's Rocket Ishmael? Never heard of him. Oh, OK. Joe Montana's not coming out to play quarterback. Some of them had heard of him. Yes. Crazy. Dude, I'm watching it. I'm in Wisconsin. I got some buddies over at the house. I'm standing there. I'm like, come on, baby. Come on, baby. I mean, that coach there for four years. I called their games with Tommy Waddle and Coach Bob Camille for a decade or more. And I'm like, oh, please make the kick. He makes the kick. They go up 16, 14. Now they're trying a 62-yarder. Let's go. So to pull the curtain back even more so, after I leave at Marisari, Chicago, I call Cap to thank him for the voicemail. Thank you for wishing me happy birthday on Saturday. Gloria's College Football Saturday, beautiful weather. And I said, and Cap says, yeah, I'm watching this game. Pretty close, kid. I go, you remember what I told you? I said, Cap, if NIU pulls this off, you will have the biggest laugh in the world. As a Husky, and they go in another day with a team that you hate, and you're going to have the biggest laugh. And guess what? Hey, Notre Dame. How about all the tries you had? That was the first down. Now I don't give it to them. Oh, the clock should have started. Ah, keep the clock there so they have their extra time out. And guess what? Beat your ass in South Bend. My Huskies beat your ass. That'll be me. Hey, playoffs. Bye, bye, Notre Dame. See you later. Your schedule. Bye, bye, Notre Dame. Out, gone. Big win at Texas A&M. You know what it means? Means nothing. Gone. You're out of here. And a baby. Way to go, Huskies. Proud of you. Proud of you. Yeah, take that. Here's Notre Dame. And let's see here, Cap. You know, I said he's going to get the biggest laugh. And guess what? He did. Cap had the biggest laugh. There you have it. My neighbor came out from this house next to me like, you're OK over there? Yeah, I'm good. Now, Shay, a couple of things I'd like to talk to you about, if you don't mind. One thing is, is that my partner here said, it's a beautiful Saturday. I'm going to not watch no college football. Absolutely not. Until he saw the score was close. Let's flip it on. You do recall this, Shane. Did you not? Yeah, of course. Because we're idiots for watching college football on a beautiful Saturday. But when Cap sees that Notre Dame is going to lose to NIU, guess who flips it on on a beautiful Saturday? This guy right here. I watched it a lot more than just that. Oh, again. Beautiful college football. Sir. I'm watching less than zero. I was. I turned it on the first half. I'm like, wow, they're playing them tough. Oh, I'm going to leave it on. Here we go. Second thing about Notre Dame from a football standpoint, Shane Norling, is this like your Notre Dame, you're not great. You had an opportunity to solidify the number five spot in the playoff. You're not so big that you think, well, we got past Texas A&M so we could just roll past anybody. It's another loss that Freeman is another inexplicable loss that Freeman has to explain. How does this happen every year? How does it happen? You go into the belly of the beast, a tough, over 107,000 people, because that's saluting at Texas A&M, right? You beat them 23 to 13. And then this, you think you just side step opponents? Yeah, you're not that good. That good enough to do that. So now we can have the conversation with that you feel like they're in the playoff. Now, now it's Purdue. I think the big drums is going to roll over the big drum of the boiler maker just going to roll over for Notre Dame. I don't think so. I'm saying another just weird loss for Freeman on the record. Anything changed? That's got a boatload of money lost to Marshall. There was another, I can't remember the team. There's another horrible loss he had mixed in and now he's got NIU. It's not acceptable if your mark is Freeman. I'm just happy for my guy cap. One of the teams that he hates more than any team in the world took a hysterical L right on the face on Saturday. There is almost no better feeling in sports than seeing the team that you hate lose the faces of the Notre Dame fan. Oh my God. They're doing the Cobra because that's the hands over the head. That's the Cobra hands over the mouth, hands over the ears, hands over the eyes. They couldn't believe what they were seeing. It was unbelievable. It was so great. Oh, holier than now, jackass fan base just on the football side. And of course I had to pick up the phone and call Jordan Coronet. Oh, why don't you do that? And he doesn't take the call because at halftime I called him. I said, I get a little nervous. Well still cover. That's what he said. I said, okay, good luck with that. And guess what? They didn't. So I called him FaceTime because he did it after the Texas A&M game. He's FaceTime me. Really? Yeah. And so he doesn't answer Sunday morning he calls. I was in no mood to hear from you last night. Take that, dovers. So now they play Purdue Notre Dame is a 10 and a half point favorite. Keep your eyes on that one now. Keep your eyes on it. That would be. That's not West Lafayette. So let's listen. All I'm saying is that for Notre Dame, it's always one of these just hiccup losses. You think you're so good at it. Yeah, it's just big hammock. It's just it's NIU there. You know what? They're gamey. Hey, they'll play you. NIU. They're not some pushover. So that was great. So you think about that particular win for UCAP, a win for NIU over Notre Dame. And it's the equivalent for me is any time that the twins lose big games or big playoff games as a White Sox fan, I love it because I can't stand the twins. And the reason why is because the twins have been the hammer and the White Sox have been the nail over the years. Especially when the twins are really good with the Kelly twins, the the garden hire twins, you know, Joe Maurer time and time again. They would just hammer the White Sox. And so I have no love for Minnesota or the twins in that spot. I am not a Tennessee fan either. As a Georgia fan, I can't stand the whiny Tennessee fan can't stand them because they're so entitled with their bright orange and they just think that they invented the game. Like people think it should be Auburn or should be Georgia Tech. I don't like Georgia Tech either. But Tennessee, I can't stand. So whiny and people think also it should be Alabama. I have full respect for Alabama. They led the way of how to be able to win a national championship time and time again with Saban. But for me, it's the twins. It's Tennessee and this Georgia Tech football for me of teams that just can't stand when they lose. It's like a win for me. It's like a day with sunshine 24 hours of sunshine when those teams because it's just us as fans cap is deep rooted for you for Notre Dame because of the entitlement as you say that you can't stand when Notre Dame wins anything on the football side. The Notre Dame, the St. Louis Cardinals and the Green Bay Packers. That's a trifecta. That's a trifecta for me. And so Packers are own one Notre Dame lost to my Northern Illinois Huskies. And the Cardinals are up the track not going to the playoffs. So let's, we should ask that question at 3123 to ESPN, 3323776. Who is the team that you love to see lose as much as seeing your own team win? We laid out ours, our resume of teams that we can't stand. What about you? The team that you love to see lose as much as you love to see your own team win. 3123, 332376, our phone number will get, take your phone calls on that and also Snorpom is right around the corner at 935. Clap in Jhood, he's lining it up five seconds left, NIU up 1614, 62 yarder, snap hole, jitters kick. That's fucked, it's fucked, it's fucked, picked up by NIU, picked up by NIU. The Huskies have done it, the Huskies with the biggest upset in NIU history. They come to South Bend, Indiana and they knock off the number five team in the country, NIU, 16, Notre Dame, 14, the football gods, we're shining down on NIU. Draw the haters! You're listening to Captain Jhood, follow the show on Instagram @thecatman and @igjhood. This is ESPN Chicago, Chicago's home for sports. Captain Jhood on the ESPN 1000 and streaming on the ESPN Chicago app, who's the team that you love to see lose as much as seeing your own team win? Captain I have our list, I told you that, you know, again, for me, it's Minnesota Twins baseball, it is Tennessee football, there's just so whiny and of course Georgia Tech because I'm a Georgia fan and I do recall up in Wrigleyville five years ago doing an appearance and half the bar was a Georgia Tech bar, I come in with my Georgia hat. You can't be in here, you can't be in here. I go, sir, I have giveaways right here at the table if you like to have one you can, but I'm not leaving, so what are you gonna do about it? Well, you, I mean, I mean, you mean what? That was in for that. That'll be all. It's like I can't be in here. What? Georgia Tech. Really? Gravelin Wreck. You're fine on their coach Heward, had a good coach Heward coach team in basketball. Yeah, it went to the national championship game, lost to a Mecca, Okaforan Yukon, didn't they? Yes, they did. Then they have the, who was the guy that Australian center they had? Big seven footer with the curly hair, he wasn't very good, but he made the league, took about it to the final game, Schinser, something like that, that's, yeah, Andrew, something. I think that's right. Something like that. This as well of teams that you just can't wait to see loose. I'm right. The Cardinals probably are at the top. Mm hmm. Let's go with the phone lines and talk to you, Jason. Every line's lit. Is it? It is. I need sunglasses. That's it. I don't like Christmas trees, you know what I mean? That's it. Joe and bourbon A is with us here on cap and Jhood Joe good morning. Good morning. I have a good hate hate watch as I call it. My favorite one is Duke basketball at home because those kids and that students just have sex and to just sit out there all night for tickets and then to go in and lose like the coach case last game is one of my favorite sports memories in recent times because just how cringy and awkward that was at the very end and how much child he acted like that was for some reason that brought me joy just because that's my favorite. Hey, why watching Duke basketball lose at home. Tyler Rocky has joined us here on cap and Jhood. Exactly. Tyler, good morning. He hates Duke. Funny. All right, Joe. Appreciate your phone call. I can't hate Duke because I'm friends with John Shire, the coach. That's right. No one of them since he was a kid. Did K have time for you when you're coaching career? Oh, he was awesome. Do you have time for you? Okay. Get this. AM 1000 before this became ESPN 1993 Larry Wert says, Hey, can you do a show tonight? This was that day. Can you do a show tonight? Eleven at night till two in the morning. Get your guests put it together to your audition. If you do well, we'll have a gig for you. I call Tom Kreen, my buddy. Hey, man, can you get your brother a lot of calling on the show? Brother lost Jim Harbaugh. He comes on an 11 at night. I call coach K. I need a favor. Can you come on at midnight? 1 AM Eastern. He's like, yes, he comes on. I call Steve Stone. He comes on at 2 AM or 1 AM Chicago time. And that was where my three guests. I got hired the next day. If you could pull it off at that late hour, absolutely you're hired. K was awesome. I like K North side. Ellie is on cap and Jhood. Ellie, good morning. Good morning, guys. Mine choice is a cliche. The New York Yankees ID test them in their awful pin strikes. I'm going back to the 50s. Sorry, before you guys were born. They hit a monster line up with the bear and he'll be et cetera. And then Steinbrenner in the beginning of obscene contracts, there is a word for this, if a German word, I went to Schadenfreude joy and someone else's misery. I loved it when they lose. And I know it's not what spiritually evolved people should do. Take a great joy. I'm going to stop talking and listen to you. But, oh, Yankees, I hope they don't make it. Right, you're the best. You could be spiritually grounded and still hate the Yankees. It's OK, Ellie. I think it's OK. And the Pearly Gates go, they'll look through the book and say, oh, you weren't a Yankees fan. Come through. It's OK. They are obnoxious, and they were just through here last week. They were. And I told you, when I play the White Sox, I don't know if they fly in here or if they're just hitting in the city, but the Yankee fan always, if I'm wearing a Sox cap or anyone, they're, hey, where's your rings? Where's your rings? Where's your rings? I got six of them in basketball. How many you got? 1973. Great, silence. Silence. 312-332-3776 is our phone number. Steve in Libertyville on Captain Jay Hood. Steve, good morning. Good morning. Lifelong Dolphin fan grew up in the '70s, watching every week on a black and white TV. There's only two games on every week. It was the Raiders in the Dolphins. So I grew up a Dolphin fan. I am joyous with incredible enthusiasm and the Patriots lose any single time. Does not matter. When Tom Brady retired finally, I woke up a bottle champagne and got drunk. Wow. But it's been a dark 20 plus years for you, though, with the Patriots success, hasn't it? It has been incredibly torturous to be a Dolphin fan. So I liked Brady once he left the Patriots. I didn't dislike him with the Patriots. I disliked the Patriots with a spy gate or all the other nonsense. Yeah. But when he went to the box-- My hatred for the Patriots go back to the snow blower game. Oh, God. I remember the snow blower game. Remember that hoodie? The guy was a prisoner out on a work release for the weekend and he drove the snow plow onto the field when it was snowing like crazy and cleared a path for the kicker to make a field goal with the game. That's illegal now. You can't do that. It's snow blower game. I do recall that. Yes, NFL films. I'll do that. That's very good, Steve. Appreciate your telephone call. SK is in orange and heights and he's with us on the Captain Jhood Morning Show. SK, good morning. Good morning. First of all, I love your show. Thank you. It's good every day, so thank you very much. Thank you. You might not like this, but I'm a big Florida fan, so I love to see Georgia lose as much as I love to see Florida win. Heck, I might hate them even more than any other team out there, but-- Understood. That's what it is. It's a long time rivalry, Georgia, Florida. The world's largest cocktail party, right? Absolutely, unfortunately, for you, you're always on the down end of that. At some point, you'll get back up there. Go ahead. Hey, hey, hey, not always. Hey, don't forget the 2016 2008 era. We weren't always down there. Y'all just figured out how to win. We've been knowing. The yellow stained memories of when you win. All I can see is national championships in my-- Well, I can see, but go ahead. You went out front. But that's the more of a personal thing with family, all my family from Georgia. That's why I hate them more probably now than ever. But the next one, Green Bay Packers, can't stand them. I think every Chicago fan probably hates them, and then they're one of them. Again, another family thing, a lot of family, Packer fans, and I hear it every year. Finally, the twins, being a big Sox fan, I can't stand the twins either, so. All right, S.K., we appreciate the phone call. Thanks, buddy. We have a missive that has just checked in that, once again, Cap, you're just misleading the audience. Misleading the audience. The missives come in from one Dr. Bruce Kaplan, who says, my brother, his number one team that he does not like is the White Sox. Oh, stop. He's ridiculous. No, Dr. Bruce Kaplan is telling the story. Don't listen to him, hoodie. Our White Sox is the number one team that he loves to see lose. And that was me 20 years ago, 25 years ago. He's better than that. Not true meat. Sounds like it's-- sounds like it's you're that the White Sox are number one. Of course, there was a phone call just recently you had with Dr. Bruce Kaplan about the White Sox. Yeah, kid. Boy, that's really brutal over there. [LAUGHTER] Mute. Anyway, kid, how's the family? Everything good? Ah, hey, I'm just telling you. I've been hearing some stuff over there. I feel bad for you and the White Sox fans hoodie. I mean, he's going through it. [LAUGHTER] 130 losses, take that. So anyway, kid, anything else going on? So yeah, that was 25 years ago. I grew up a cup fan. He was a Sox fan. That dude right there that texted you, my brother? Yeah, I had a son who would not sleep breath. And guess what? Remember Mel Rojas? Oh, yeah. Yeah, he gave up a save in LA. It's like 1 o'clock in the morning. I just got breath down. He's finally sleeping. And Mel Rojas gives up a walk-off home run to the Dodgers and my phone rings. And I'm right next to Brett. And the phone wakes him up. And I answer, you know what? Have a good trip, Mel. Eddie, I don't know. That's that dude right there. Dr. Bruce Kaplan says that you hate the White Sox more than anything. No, that is not true. The truth comes out. That was 25 years ago. I'm a different guy today. How different? A lot. Paul-- I actually cheer for them as it worked well. They're not my team, my team's the Cubs, but-- Maybe you cheering for them is the reason that this is all happening. But back in the day, yeah, I was that guy. Absolutely. Definitely is the cooler. Orland Park, here's Paul with us on Captain Jay Hood. Paul, good morning. Good morning. How are you guys going? We're well, Paul. Awesome, man. Good. So I got one I think is kind of global in hate. For each of the major four sports, Lakers in basketball just absolutely hate the Lakers and their Hollywood crowd and all that stuff. The Yankees agree with Ella on that one. Dallas Cowboys, America's team, crap. And hockey, it's kind of a toss up for a Chicago perspective, I guess, between the Blues and the Canucks. Because the Blues are, I think, always the dirtiest team consistently. And the Canucks are just the biggest crybaby fans on the planet. So your Minnesota hate does not transfer because the North Stars are no longer a team? No, no. Because that was the team. That's my family for Minnesota. So that knocks that out of the-- Yeah, the North Stars when I was in college. Oh, man. You know, Cisarelli, the '80s. I just played golf with Dino. So, I mean, Paul, you have a quiet hate from Minnesota, if you can. You remember, they were a huge rival in the '80s. Yeah, and they knocked the Blackhawks out that one year that they really shouldn't have. I think they were the eighth seed or something. Yeah, man. Listening to the radio, one of the reasons why I love the business is that you listen to games on the radio. Johnny's time to go to bed. All right, going to bed, sure. But the secret transistor radio underneath, listening to Foley do a solo broadcast. It's a little brown tan earpiece. Yes, quietly. Quietly. Hawks, Vancouver, late night. Listening to the radio. Oh, I'm in bed. But I'm listening to Foley paint the picture. It's crazy. It's what you do, man. Then, Floyd. Yeah. You'd listen to the radio because it would paint the picture. Oh, Floyd Pettit was the voice. Right? Yeah. A shot and a go! It wasn't the greatest. The announcer would make you feel like you should hate a team, also. Correct. Because they're the home team announcer. Correct. They'd feed into the fact that you should hate a team. These cardinals. Yeah, absolutely. Harry was great at that. Come in, she got a study of the men of southern earth stars. This was how Foley would say it. Like he was rolling his eyes like, oh, God. Like the men of southern earth stars will come into town. The best. Oh, God. 730 stars. Here's Harvey Wittenberg. All right. Snore Palm is right around the corner. Is this like overreaction Monday? Or is this spot on? Blackheart goal. He's 19th. That was Harvey Wittenberg. He was the greatest. Dennis Savard. Assisted by Al Seacord and Steve Larmor at 1758. So there you go. It's Larmor and Seacord. [LAUGHTER] All right. Snore Palm is next on Captain Jay Hood. I don't like our team. Follow Chicago's home for sports on Twitch at ESPN 1000 Chicago. Captain Jay Hood are back on Chicago's home for sports. ESPN Chicago. It's a Captain Jay Hood morning show on a ESPN 1000 and streaming on the ESPN Chicago app. Or with you till 10 o'clock that Mike Greenberg comes in at 10 followed by Carmen and Yurco at 12. Waddle and Sylvie at 2.30 into White Sox baseballs and take on the Guardians at 6. Black and Abdullah, they will be on their YouTube channel at youtube.com. Look for Black and Abdullah there. As we get ready for Snore Palm. Here's Shane Norlin. Bring it on. All right. Last week, Snore Palm debuted to top 12 teams in college football. One of those top 12 teams came in at number four last week. Already getting kicked to the curb. Goodbye Notre Dame. That'll be all outside of the top 12. Still playoff team? No, they have to win every game. I think it's tough because they're going to be-- they have the worst loss of any contender at the end of the season, home against NIU. It's very difficult. See, I tried to give the benefit of that. I said that's a playoff team because I figured they could beat NIU. It's a soft schedule, as Cap has said. Horrible. But it is college football. One thing for sure, Cap, you may not like the portal. You and your cronies may not like the portal. But it brings talent into programs that you never thought you'd see. The portals makes it the Wild West. It does. It's like, how did this team get better? How did this team get better? Because the portal, opportunities to work. So now it makes me wonder, can Notre Dame get there because there's going to be another loss out of nowhere? Is it right? Is it Navy? Oh, because-- [LAUGHS] I'm just saying. They got USC at the end of the year. Sand, you can knock them out. They were solidified as five, I would say. Yeah. Five. Now you lost to the Husky. How about this guy, sports guy? Hey, Jack, we have a Jackass fan base child, please. You bears fans are the absolute worst. Yes, ND lost. Yes, it was bad. I'll be able to rub it in when the bears flame out. That was a trash performance by your guy Caleb in the offense. At SM Sports Guy. That's fine, sports guy. You can hold onto that hope. You're going to be wrong. Your team got it. Asp beaded home by my Huskies. Take that. Yeah, SNM, a sports fan. Oh, here's Shay Norley. All right. Oh, sorry. [LAUGHS] Sorry, Jay Moore, I beg your pardon. At 12 bondage-- no, sorry, wrong thing. Coming in at 12 on the Power Rankings, down one spot from last week, the Utah Utes. Cam rising, the quarterback hurt his hand in a really nasty, gross win over Baylor. They say he's fine, but they said that last year, and he didn't play a game. They had to go pick a guy off a pig farm to start a quarterback. I'm a little nervous going forward with Utah. Interesting. I saw them. That was a JCPeneti game. I've not mistaken. Watch some of that. Pretty good on Saturday afternoon. All right, what's next? At 11 Penn State, dropping four spots from last week. I had them at 7. And then they went back home to Beaver Stadium and checks notes. Bowling Green, almost beat them. You had to survive bowling green. That is classic James Franklin. Right down to the end. That is classic James Franklin. Drops him to 11. James Franklin almost dropping or dropping a big game. That's so novel. Never heard that before. That's never happened. He's a fraud, James Franklin. He has been for years. Stop. Stop. Give me dead Petrino. Yeah, give me dead. Joe Pah. He didn't get the job done. Oh, paternal. You're taking a Bobby Petrino. Yeah, Joe Pah. Bring him back. He'd be a much better coach than Franklin at this point in time. And Joe Pah isn't passed away. He would galvanize the team. He's back. All right, next one. His statue, by the way, gone. Yes, it is. At 10, climbing two spots from last week USC. I've learned by now not to doubt Lincoln Riley. This is the third best team in the Big Ten. OK. We'll go with that for now. They're going to walk into the big house and beat Michigan a couple of weeks. Yes, they are. And I love it. It seems more and more likely, doesn't it? It seems more and more likely. I mean, hey, just saying. He's got to the bed. [LAUGHTER] Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Boy, you just hate to see. I get questioned. How do you hire a guy with no experience in one of the marquee jobs? Well, it's easy. You don't give him a contract. You see that news? No. He's working without a signed deal. Memorandum of understanding is what's happening in Michigan. So they still have to pay him. Yeah, but they can also fire him very easily. All right, God. This is the public league? These guys did it. These guys did it, man. Wow. Very interesting, USC. Let's keep our eyes on it. I still question coach's clock management, some of the things he does, but, again, pretty good so far. Next. Number nine, same spot they were last week, the Miami Hurricanes. ACC is part of the Red Seas for them. That conference stinks. Miami just go take it. The only way they don't is if Mario Christoball stubs his toe again against George Tech. I mean, the U, and they are stacked, and they have an opportunity to do something here. They finally think they got the court. I think they have the head coach right. Just don't stumble against Ball State at 2.30. That's all. That's all I can tell you. Don't stumble against Ball State, the Cardinal. Oh, God. No way. We just saw an IUB in a way that could happen. I'm just calling it out, Captain. Charlie Cardinal got a good team this year. I'm just saying. Just be careful. Miami at home against Ball State on Saturday. Shay? Dropping three spots from last week at eight Oregon. At some point, you got to just do what you're supposed to do. You can't be in a street fight with Boise State. I know Boise State's good, but look the way you looked against Idaho. And then that, they're in danger of falling out of the top 12. Here's Charlie Bevins. Charlie? [PHONE RINGING] Charlie? Charlie? There's something wrong there. And maybe it's just me being over rating Oregon. Maybe that might be the-- I always thought that they were going to be a team that's going to be in the mix for the Big Ten championship. Is this getting off to a sluggish start? I think they write this ship against Oregon State on the road. It's UCLA after that, but Shay, I'm not impressed by what I saw the first couple of games, especially defensively for this team. I will say, I have them at eight here. I'm down on them, but they're the second best team in the Big Ten. They'll still be in the mix for that conference because that conference sucks. And spoiler alert, six of the next seven teams are in the SEC. All right. As is tradition, great conference balance we've got with realignment. Missouri at seven, up three spots. They look incredible. Luther Burden's incredible. Brady Cook, the quarterback is incredible. Have a drink, wits. There you go. Yep. The head coach, Eli Drinkwits. Have a drink. That's a tough tough. They're a good football team. Eli Drinkwits. Drinkwits. Next. At six, climbing from unranked last week. Hoodie. The Tennessee volunteers. Herbstomp, Tennessee State and Charlotte. Yes, they did. 51 to 10. You could turn the game off at halftime. That sucker was over. It's my guy, Anthony, who goes to Tennessee. Texted me. It was electric. That guy came. Nico, I am a Lava. Heisman candidate. Unreal player. Yeah, we talked about them last week. Even against Chattanooga, I thought, whoa. Well, this guy can fling it. Now against NC State, it's like they weren't even there. Kent State is this weekend. Oklahoma on the 21st. Let's take a look. That game at Kneeland. Rocky Top versus Boomer Sooner. That is beautiful stuff. Oh, man. That sounds like a Tennessee win based on how-- Have you ever been to a game at Tennessee? Say again? You've been to a game at Tennessee. Kneeland, no, I've not-- I want to go there. I think that'd be cool. Show trip. Tennessee, Georgia at Kneeland? In. In. What is it? I think they play in Athens this year. They're going to play us on the 16th in Athens. But maybe on the flip. 16th of what? It's November. I'm gone for my birthday, otherwise I'd go to that. Let's go to a game at Tennessee. We can drive there. What, orange not in your color wheel there? Especially Tennessee orange, no. God, I can't stand that. So whiny. All right, what's next? I'm going to wear that gaudy orange. Remember that? Line side. Number five. Not my color wheel. Number five, climbing three spots. I didn't want to put them up this high. But Alabama survives a street fight with South Florida and then scores at Will for seven minutes in the fourth quarter. And they got everything they wanted. Bama looks like a freight train again. They're five. I was watching the end of that. I turned it on after the Husky game. And I'm like, wait a second. They're in a dog fight here. And then started drinking. I walked away from the TV. Came back and it was a blowout. Yeah, it was quick. Whoa. What happened? If you want to be real, stop turning the ball over. That's a problem. They turn the ball over a lot. Yeah, I don't know what-- And Milro was South Florida. Last year it was a struggle. This year it was a struggle. But then they got things right at the end and made the score look good. God, I was like, what the? Bloom out. All right, next one. Number four. Ole Miss. Up two spots from last week. I've been high on them all pre-season. The ranking is a result of that. This is my pre-season bias showing itself. I'm all aboard the lane train, hoodie. Chew, chew. Go Grove, Ole Miss. Again, wins against-- Was it Middle Tennessee? Middle Tennessee and Furman, but her cares. Not me. 77-nothing. They could score 100 if they want to. I love this team. He's good at resurrecting programs. I talked to our friend Alex Brown yesterday. I said, what are you going to do when you fire Billy Napier? He said, I was told by the AD. They're not firing him. He's got another year that they feel like they keep changing coaches too often. I said, who would you hire? He said, Wade Kiffin. Also, he could just hopscotch and be in that job for two years and go to go to someplace else. He's a vagabond. He is. I tell you what, too. Right now, Ole Miss might be a better job. I don't know about that. I mean, never been Oxford, Mississippi. Oh, God. The Grove, it's beautiful. Yeah. One of the great college environments. America's there. We move on now to the next one. Number three, Ohio State moving down one spot because of what somebody else did. Big wins over Akron and Western Michigan. Great place, somebody. Pretty good, kid. It's now or never for Ohio State. When Michigan down, Oregon, it's OK. What are you going to do about it? It's your time now. If you don't, then win day. When are you going to be able to knock this down? It's your time. We're going to win the title. OK. All right. The number three will never come on again. You'd be so happy. Yes, you'd just be running around. Just quit this job and just run around in his neighborhood happy about Ohio State. All right, next one. I'm going to put the next two together because they will play each other in a little over a month, October 19th. Circle your calendar, a battle for who is the best team in America. The Texas Longhorns, number two, walked into Michigan, put Michigan's head in a Ziploc and punted it over the scoreboard. And Georgia just remains the best team in the country. These two lock horns at Texas, October 19th. I can't wait. Yeah, my buddy, Eric, who's a golf pro in Austin, used to be up here. He just invited you and I to the game. He said, I got tickets. You want to go? Bring a hoodie. So Georgia gets the job done against Tennessee's Tech on my birthday. What a beautiful day. Beautiful day. We're just going to keep steam rolling right through. We do play Alabama on September 28th, which will be very interesting. That game will be played in Tuscaloosa. Uh-oh. You'll hammer them. Just, we play Texas. Who scheduled that? Cap? Do you schedule that? And Texas? On the road. Oh, God. That's scary, man. Texas is cool. I'm getting like Samford. Oh, man. That's too early. Oh, God. It comes to be a real fast. All right. And that is "Star Palm." Another edition right here on the Cap and Jhood Morning Show. The Cap and Jhood Cut of the Day next on Chicago's Home for Sports. Kaleep. Follow Chicago's Home for Sports on Twitter at ESPN1000. Cap and Jhood are back. On ESPN Chicago, Chicago's Home for Sports. Now time for the Cap and Jhood Cut of the Day. Brought to you by Chicago, cut steakhouse. That's right. David Flarm and Matt Moore's amazing restaurant. Gorgeous weather all week. Penny who days are running short. Enjoy it. Thank me later. Jay Moore. Yes, it's boring, but it's a sport. Oh! Whatever. It's not boring. OK, then you're boring. All right, cut. Josh Allen yesterday, down 10 nothing early to Arizona. Effit. I'll do it myself. Four total touchdowns, diving over the offensive line, running all over the field. I told you preseason. I believe it even more now. He's the MVP of the league in 2024. He understands this is all on him. Dax win in the MVP. Cut the audience feed in Buffalo. One of the two quarterbacks was good yesterday. Cap, it wasn't Dax. Guess what? His team won also, and they won comfortably. He wasn't horrible. See what Jay Moore did. He's got a Buffalo feed there, a big WJR. He's got to pot it up there. So any time we say something good about Josh Allen, there's the audience jumping in. That's right, and his wrist is fine. That's right, Jay Moore. How do you know, Jay Moore? Coming up next, we talk like you. Wow. Love it. Josh Allen used that wrist a little bit yesterday, like last night, maybe. Oh, Jay Moore apparently. Oh, it's fine, boys, it's fine. It's all good, baby. His wrist is fine. He's all good, baby. His wrist is good. Popcorn trick, I know, his wrist is all good. Oh, we had known the good old popcorn trick, Jay Moore. We understand. His wrist is fine. There we go. Touchdown, touchdown, touchdown, touchdown. And that's all, folks. The cap and jacket cut of the day. Brought to you by Chicago Cut. Stay, cows. That would be an amazing, amazing place to eat, whether it's a business lunch, a romantic dinner, just going out and having a great time with the guys or the gals. It's on the south on the north side of the Chicago River. Al Horford is retired. He is. He won a title, and he said, all right, I'm done. He was one of my favorite players. I don't know why, but he had this persona where he-- I'm like, that guy looks like a really good dude. Seen him interviewed, good dude. And he was on the team with Joe Keem at Florida. And he would get a dunk in the tournament, and he'd do this shimmy-shaped thing, and I'd be like, OK, I want to be that guy, right there for just a night. I want to go dunk like that. I know why you like him as a coach. Yes, coach, whatever you need. He does everything. Yes, coach, whatever you need. And I need you to rebound tonight. Yeah, I've got it. Can you knock four or five threes down loose in the deep end? Done. Make a key pass. Defend. Yeah, I loved him. That's why, whenever you need coach, yep, got it. He's one of those guys, man. When he was on, I'm watching. 17 years. He got what he needed. Got a championship. He's got the team here. And still, there's going to be a hole in someone's team. It's like, you know, we could use Al Horford. Oh, he's retired. That guy to give the mid-range jumper. That guy, the guy that will go to the basket. The guy that will rebound. That guy that will give you can defend threes, fours, and fives. Yeah. Too bad. Too bad. Game on. It's all right, man. Now, you know what's tomorrow. You know what's happening tomorrow. Yeah, it's a wattle Wednesday. We get a chance to talk to the great Tom Watto. And when we get to do that, we get to pick his NFL brain. 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