On today's episode, Andy & DJ discuss Kamala Harris' campaign plagiarizing Joe Biden's campaign policies for her website, the Haitian migrants crashing cars and eating ducks from parks, and the Georgia school getting an early warning about Colt Gray before the deadly school shooting last week.
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775. Andy & DJ CTI: Kamala Harris Plagiarized Biden's Campaign Policy, Haitian Cannibal Gang & Georgia School Got Early Warning About Colt Gray Before Deadly Shooting
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We're just gonna get right into it. Don't forget to pay the fee. We're constantly dealing with shadow bands, traffic throttles, removal of content. We talk about the things that nobody wants to talk about. So we need your support and your help to share the show. So don't be a hoe. - Share the show. - All right, what's up dude? - Hey, good morning. - How's it going? - Good, I'm drinking my hard-ass Fiji water. - Pinkies up. - Yeah. - I was gonna say we're gonna probably get in trouble by our sponsor, 'cause you don't have on your desk. - Yeah, I better go yell at myself. (laughing) - What's going on, man? - Another man, what's up with you? - Oh, you know, same old, same old. Ready for it, get into it. All right, lose some cruising. All right, got some good stuff today, man. - I bet we do. - It's a lot of-- - Like what did people talk about before the world just went fucking insane? - Yeah, man, fuck. - Oh, I remember. I talked about making money, and it was awesome. We talked all day about how to make more money and kick ass and be better and all these things, and it was great. - And you know what happened? Chicks with Dix came. - Chicks with Dix been around for a long time. - That's it. - Yeah, thousands of years, man. It's not a new thing. - They built the world, yeah. - Oh, yeah, they built everything. - I forgot. - They built the pyramids. They built, you know, they built the Great Wall of China. It should be called the Great Wall of Chicks with Dix. They built all of India, 'cause we know, we know, right, Z-Shine, the Indians can't build anything. - God, it's sugar walls. - Yeah, sugar walls. - The Great Wall of Sugar, good sugar wall. - Yeah. We know they built, you know, they built-- - The Eiffel Tower. - They built the Eiffel Tower. It was a tribute to Boners. Yeah, I mean, what else did they build? They built everything. You know what, you know, listen, really the truth is, it's not that they built everything, it's why people didn't build anything. They didn't do anything. It really doesn't matter. Listen, it doesn't matter what everybody else built. The key important point is that white people didn't do anything. - Yeah, lazy, bro. Why are you so lazy? - They didn't build those beautiful cathedrals all through Europe. You know, they didn't fucking-- - Michelangelo. - Yeah, I mean, yeah, entrance. - And queer. - Yes. He was all the things. You know, he was all the LGBTQ B. - He was the first thing. - POC, you know, definitely was not a Western white man. Those, they have no culture. - Yeah, man. Yeah. We made a list. We made another list. - We did? - We did. - Did we really? - I just wanna say, I'm proud of us, I'm proud of you. I always knew you could do it. - Please, please, top spot, that was the terrorism list. - No, we're not the top yet, we're still. I mean, we're in that one, for sure. - Yeah. - This is another one. - Oh. - This is Nancy, this is dumbass of the day. Let's get into it. Nancy Pelosi. Nancy Pelosi suggests that 30% of Republicans are sexist, racist, and homophobic. - Mm-hmm. - I mean-- (laughing) - That's actually low. - I mean, if you-- - So much of a low. (laughing) - I mean, I'm surprised that she didn't say 100%. - That's what I'm saying, man. - You know, because everywhere I go, everybody I know is definitely racist and sexist. - And definitely homophobic. - For sure. - All of the phobics. - You know, they're always saying they want sandwiches. - And I am scared to death. - Yeah. - Huh? - I said I'm scared of gay people. I have a fear. - Well, you're homophobic because you don't want to have sex with gay people. - Yeah, I have nightmares sometimes. - Yeah. - They're gonna like-- - Little do they know, you're a secret. They wouldn't call you that if they really knew you. - Man, look, man. (laughing) - Let's dive into this a little bit. - Do you think it's funny how you're a phobic or an Ist for everything that you just don't want to do? - Just don't like it. (laughing) - I'm gonna work out a phobic. - Yeah, like-- (laughing) - You definitely ain't a sandwich phobic. (laughing) - Oh, man. Yeah, let's dive into this, man. So ex-house speaker Nancy Pelosi has suggested that 30% of GOP voters will never back a Democratic candidate because they are sex-ness, racist, or homophobic. The California Dems eyebrow-raising remark immediately drew comparisons to Hillary Clinton's infamous basket of deplorables comments targeting Donald Trump supporters and Texas GOP Senator Mitt Romney's 47% comment about Barack Obama supporters, quote, "Who paid no income tax?" That might be factual. I fact-check it. I'm not 100% sure it sounds about right. Mitt Romney, will you remember that when he said 47% of Barack Obama supporters don't pay income tax? - Well, I mean, that makes sense 'cause they want your shit. - I mean, it's, you might have to fact-check. This is why you should not be, listen, someone explained to me, explain this to me. Why should someone have a say in the direction of the country if they aren't contributing to the country? - To the direction of the country, yeah. - No, no, no. You could have different opinions about where you want the country to go, but if you're not paying tax, which is the piggy bank that we all pay into, how can that person be allowed to have a say in where we go, because their interests will always be themselves and to take from the people who are paying taxes and give to themselves. And a new study just came out, like today, that showed that these illegal immigrants who come here from third world countries consume more tax dollars than the average person produces. So how does that add up? - So what happens? - Well, then you got to print more money. And when you print more money, what happens to your money? Oh, it becomes less valuable. So they steal from you to give to the, like, dude, it's such fuckery, you know what I mean? And the average person isn't educated enough to even understand it, like, bro, they intentionally make our citizens stupid when it comes to financial knowledge or financial intelligence so that they can do all these things and people won't notice, you know? And then when you start to understand what they're actually doing, dude, it's like, I mean, it's worse than someone coming up to you and just stealing from you directly, you know? - Right, right. Well, because it's legal stealing is when they're setting it up to be men. And like, it's like, think about it like this. Like, this is the different analogy to look at it. Like, we're in a boat, right? And we're like, we're gonna go to this destination, right? And we're ruined the boat. And then this fucking dude gets up there. He's like, you know what, we need to go here. But that motherfucker ain't got an oar in his hand. - Yeah, but you're not even paddling. - It's worse, listen, dude. This is what it's really like. You get paid just like in the old days. You stand at the end of the line, you walk up at the end of the day and the boss hands you the money for the week, right? Like a hundred years ago. You walk outside in the money of the week and there was this piece of shit standing there, okay? Who doesn't fucking do anything? They don't work, they don't, they cause crime, they steal, they fucking do all kinds of bad shit for our community. And then you got to take a percentage of your money and fucking just hand it to them. And by the way, that percentage is half of your money. So imagine that. That's what happens to all of you. You just don't think of it that way. - Yeah, how long until the people that are in that pay line get out of that pay line and go join the other line? - Well, that's the point. Because they want everybody to join the group of non-producers because that creates dependence on the government. That is how you usher in a communist state. - Yeah, man. Yeah, she said, back to this though, she said, quote, "There are people who will never be, shall we say, inclined to support Democrats because of, they just have a different orientation towards women, people of color, LGBTQ, you know, they just are not ever going to be there." Pelosi said during a Texas Tribune Festival interview Saturday by reflecting on why the 2024 presidential election is so tight. Let's continue, quote. So that's about like 30% or something like that of the Republicans, she said. So I thought that was interesting. Did you see this survey that came out though? You know, Pelosi is suggesting that. This other survey came out, says, survey suggests that 100% of progressive liberals are fucking faggots. Did you see that one? - Did you make this up? (laughing) - Well, there it is. It's written by DJ in the New York Post. - Yeah, man, hey. - Yeah, it's a new survey. - Yeah, survey says. - Well, it must be true if it's on the internet. - Just saying, man. - All I'm saying is this. That's awful presumptuous of her to assume that all women, gay people and people of any sort of color other than white are Democrats. Because everybody I talk to that may not be white or may be gay or whatever else, they're voting for fucking Trump, okay? And it's not racism or misogyny or anything. Here's what it is. You fuck or suck. You steal our money. You're a bunch of rich elite fuck faces that nobody believes anymore. You lied to us about everything. You lied to these people about everything and your lies have caught up to you. And so people don't want to vote for you. That's it. It has nothing to do with women. It has nothing to do with people of color or whatever the fuck they want to call black Americans. It has to do with you and your shitty policies and people not being able to afford to fucking survive because you want to fucking flood the country with immigrants who cause crime and murder. You want to inflate the currency. You want to lock us down for two years. You want to blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. We could go on and on and on. Fuck, you suck. We don't like people that suck. So fuck off. That's pretty much, it's not 30% either. It's like 100%. Yeah. And you know, if we're being honest, their definition of misogyny and racism and whatever else, we call those jokes. You know what I'm saying? Like that on our side of the fucking thing, we call those jokes. Comedy. That's right. We call that comedy. We don't actually sit behind closed doors and come up with plans on how to destroy black communities and then execute them. You know what I'm saying? Like we don't come up with a plan like, hey, we're going to go to the black communities and we're going to talk about all the shit we're going to do. And then when we don't do it, we're just going to say it's their fault and we're going to go back again and they'll vote for us again. They don't do that. Or they don't say they don't do things like, you know, you know, we don't do things like, okay, let's figure out a way to get the black fathers out of the homes and get the black mothers dependent on the government so we can ensure their vote forever. But let's not do, you know. - Or release all the criminals from jails. - Yeah. - Which increases the crime rate. Defund the police. - Yeah. - And then make all the big businesses leave the area and then install government-running grocery stores. - Yeah. See, we don't do that. - No. - Like it's, it has sounds crazy. - Yeah, that doesn't have anything to do with racism or fucking misogyny dumbass. It has to do with you guys being pieces of shit, okay? And you're fucking plastic ass, mannequin looking fucking stupid ass, crusty, dusty ass, fucking old nasty alcoholic ass. She shut the fuck up. - Mappy pussy. - That's right. (laughing) Fuck, I bet you smell her like you fucking smell seafood aisle of fucking deer birds. - Oh, it ain't fresh. - Yeah, that's right. - It ain't fresh. - That's right. She don't smell like deer birds. Deer birds got fucking fresh, freshest seafood in the world. She smells like the fishing dock. The bottom of it, yeah, she looks like it too. - I have a small argument to make. - Okay. - So she's saying that 30% of the Republican voters are sexist, racist and homophobic. So let's take a white guy who's Republican, who's straight, supposedly not racist. And let's ask what he thinks of Biden. He's also Democratic. - Yeah. - So let's see how many people favor of Biden. - Well, no, we hate him too, 'cause we hate white people. 'Cause we were told our whole eyes of white people are the worst white devils. So we hate white people too. We don't even like ourselves, dude. - So I was just hoping they're not racist, you know? - Yeah, we are. (laughing) - Yeah. - So maybe she's right. - Yeah, we're racist. The fuck are you doing here, by the way? - I know. - Yeah. - I hate you. (laughing) (laughing) - Oh man. - Guys, jump into this conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think about our dumb ass of the day. With that being said, let's get into our headlines. Remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to www.andifussella.com and you can find them all linked there. So with that being said, headline number one. Head on number one reads. Embarrassing. Kamala Harris plagiarized Joe Biden's campaign policies for website. Shocking. Shocking. Vice President Kamala Harris' campaign plagiarized policies from President Joe Biden's campaign website, copying and pasting onto its issues page Sunday. Seven weeks after Harris entered the presidential campaign. So as Breitbart News noted, Harris finally posted a set of policies on Sunday after weeks of criticism for not having one on her campaign website. The policies were published just 48 hours before the presidential campaigns first and likely only debate on Tuesday evening on ABC. But the new republic, a left wing outlet reported Monday that several parts of the new policy section had simply been lifted from Biden's website, even including material that called for Biden's reelection. That's how fucking dumb these people are. More importantly, that's how dumb they think you guys are. That's what it is. They think you're, well, they know that. They know that they know that their average voter is dumb. I'm sorry if you vote for them, you're a fucking moron. - You're dumb. - You don't... - Malleable. - Dude, that's what it is. You're malleable and easy to manipulate. Because you operate on fucking feelings and not facts. And dude, you think you know facts, but you don't know shit. - You know what the fuck they tell you. And I think, and it's very provable, man. Like you go to any one of these, and like listen, it's important to make the distinction. I'm talking about the good-hearted Democrats. We're talking about these leftist progressive people. You go look at their fucking timeline on any other social medias, and you're gonna see a paper bag floating in the fucking wind. That's what these people are. - Yeah, you're gonna see a black square. Then you're gonna see pro-COVID lockdown. Then you're gonna see Ukraine flags. Then you're gonna see vaccine. Then you're gonna see Israel flags or Palestine flags. Like, bro, what these people care about changes with the minute, and you know, like dude, look at when they get interviewed on the street, dude. Like how fucking uneducated their answers are. It's insane. And we're talking about the progressives. Like dude, they know that like their people are not gonna get on there and read anything about policy because they don't care about policy. They care about identity politics. They're stuck on this idea that the first is what matters. The first black woman, this. The first gay this. That is how you lose. That's how you fucking lose. If I was running a fucking football game, and the football team was called the United States of America and we had to go out and play fucking China, and we had to play all these other countries, and I put the first black woman out at quarterback and the first gay dude at where I receive her, fucking whatever, we're gonna fucking lose. - Yeah, he'll be receiving it. - I don't understand how people cannot grasp that concept. Okay, like we are a team, we are team America, and we have to play the best players in the most important positions. And we don't get the luxury because things are so great here, like they were 10 years ago to celebrate, feel good, DEI type movements, instead of just who's the best. And now if the best happens to be a black woman, fucking right, bro, put her in the game. If the best happens to be a gay dude, fuck yeah, put him in the game, that motherfucker can receive the football, right? You know what I'm saying? Like bro, we fucking, I don't care. We're winners, bro, we're trying to win. And this idea of, I'm gonna vote for her because she's a woman, I mean, dude, no, no. - I think it's funny that like, I mean, the new Republican, that's a left-wing athlete, even they are calling the shit out. And not just them, man, there's an interesting turn that's happening in the mainstream media anytime now, it comes to Kamala, come, Queen Harris. Do you see this? Even a CNN segment where Kamala Harris was exposed, it left the host stunned. She actually said she supports that. Let's dive into this a little bit. So CNN ran a segment exposing Kamala Harris, leaving host Aaron Burnett stunned. Kamala Harris, finally, in the dead of the night, released a policy page on our campaign website, dubbed a new way forward. Now Harris's policies are merely catchphrases. She absurdly claims she will lower taxes and secure the border. But everything Kamala Harris has done over the last three and a half years while serving as vice president, has destroyed the country. Which is why she's trying to pivot closer to the center with her new campaign policies. However, a CNN K file investigation with Andrew Kizaski exposed the real Kamala Harris and it left Aaron Burnett stunned. Andrew Kizaski obtained a 2019 ACLU questionnaire filled out by then Senator Kamala Harris and it confirmed she is a radical and anti-American leftist. Let's check this clip out from CNN. - Tonight, Kamala Harris, releasing details of her policy positions for the first time on her campaign website. A K file investigation has uncovered meantime a 2019 questionnaire. And in this questionnaire, Harris laid out some much more liberal stances among them on immigration. So in 2019 in what K file found, she said she would cut funding to ICE, writing quote, "Our immigrant detention system is out of control and I believe we must end the unfair incarceration of thousands of individuals, families and children. I was one of the first senators after President Trump was elected to advocate for a decrease in funding to ICE." Well, now of course she's touting the Biden administration's executive order to crack down on the border. K files Andrew Kizinski joins me now. Andrew, that's pretty incredible on its own when you're talking about what you found here on ICE. What else did you find? - Yeah, and this was a questionnaire that she filled out for the ACLU. And this questionnaire is really an interesting snapshot in time of that 2019 Democratic primary. Kamala Harris was trying to get to the left of Bernie Sanders. She was trying to get to the left of Elizabeth Warren and you really see that in a lot of these answers and I want to walk our viewers through a little bit of what she said. Let's just take immigration and look at what she said here. She said on immigration, she made this open ended pledge to end immigrant detention. She said she supported taxpayer-funded gender transition surgeries for detained migrants. She also said she- - Taxpayer-funded gender transition surgeries for detained migrants. She actually said she supported that. She both wrote and answered in the affirmative when she was asked this. And she said she also supported it for federal prisoners. Now she also pledged to slash immigration detention by 50% close all family and private facilities and decrease funding for ICE and then end ICE detainers with local law enforcement. - Yeah, so you have that. Now there is debate today at the time of recording but it'll be tonight her and Donald Trump will be going head to head. Now there's some interesting debate rules that we'll be watching tonight. Obviously it's a 90-minute debate with two commercial breaks. The anchors are Lindsey Davis and David Muir are moderating. There's no audience, okay? Only the moderators will be able to ask questions. The microphones will only be live for the candidate whose turn it is to speak. There's not gonna be no opening statements. Each candidate will get two minutes to answer each question with a two-minute rebuttal. There's a one-minute for a follow-up and clarification and response. There was a coin flip that was done and Trump selected to give the last closing statement. Harris will be on the right side of your TV screens. There's not gonna be no props, no pre-written notes. Each candidate will have a pen, a pad of paper, and a bottle of water. And more importantly, campaign staff will not coach candidate during the commercial breaks. So that's an interesting setup. We'll see how it goes. - It's interesting about the crowd thing. Like, they can't afford to allow the public to see the crowd respond because it'll blow their entire media narrative about how popular she is. You know, I must just did a poll where it's like 70%. It was like 8 million people or 5 million, significant number of people. And it was like 70% Trump, you know what I'm saying? - Yeah, 'cause I mean, that do, that's the true-- - Bro. - And it was, who else did that? - Cuban did that. - Cuban did that. - And it was 70% something. - Correct. - Yeah. - Correct. - Why is it, why was the polls before Trump got shot at that Kamala Harris had 27% approval rate. That's almost 30, okay, we'll call that 30. And why is it that all the polls that have been manufactured over the last 60 days have been, you know, Harris is right there with Trump. It's neck and neck, you know. Except when we run our actual polls on the internet where people, and by people like Cuban, who is a left, okay? - One of their puppets. - That's right, you know, unfortunately, you know, I've always enjoyed Mark Cuban. I respect him as an entrepreneur, but I think he's super off base with his political views. I think he's looking for big business and not caring about the middle class worker at all. That's my opinion. I don't know him personally, I haven't talked to him, but he's a fucking leftist right now. And that poll came out 70, 30. Then Musk does a poll, 70, 30. So why are all the real polls of real people coming out 70, 30, which was reflective of the polls that were made before the assassination attempt, but then they're trying to feed us this line that Harris is neck and neck with Trump 49, 48, blah, blah, blah. Bro, that's bullshit. And what they're going to try to do is they're going to try to create that perception as hard as they can up until the election to steal it. - Right, because they can get everybody to believe that, hey, well, it was a close election. - Yes, it's not close. - No, it's not close. - It's very important that people know that it's not close. - Yeah, but more importantly, do like people have to fucking vote. And it's super important, man, because, you know, on this topic, there was just this, this headline just came out today, report more than 140,000 Wisconsinites can vote in the 2024 election without proving their identity by self-identifying as indefinitely confined. A new report by the Wisconsin Institute for Law and Liberty reveals through the loophole, voters can receive an absentee ballot and definitely without ever showing an ID. The indefinitely confined exception has skyrocketed, interestingly enough since 2016, when approximately 66,000 voters registered under the status. In 2020, amid the pandemic, 265,000 registered under the exemption. When clerks and Democratic strongholds encouraged voters to exploit the loophole to circumvent Wisconsin's voter ID requirements in 2020, the practice later rebuked unanimously by the Supreme Court. Joe Biden, just to remind you guys, defeated Donald Trump allegedly in that state by just 20,000 votes, all right, in a swing of around 48,000 votes to Democrats from the 2016 election when Trump carried the state. So in 2021, just by 20,000 votes, and now we have an additional 140,000 that require no ID. Now, what have they been pumping into this country? Immigrant, illegal immigrants. And who says voter ID's racist, the left, and then now we have a state, a very important state, mind you, with more than 140,000 people that can vote in these elections without even proving their identity at all. You know, but it's crazy to me that people can support a party that is willing to blatantly cheat and go against what the Constitution of this country and what the majority of the people in this country want. You know what I'm saying? That's insane, dude. It's insane. And dude, they're doing this in Ohio too. They're pumping people in, trying to flip that state through illegal votes. And dude, if you're not a citizen of this country, how the fuck can you vote in our election? It makes no sense, but it's also why there's another report that just came out today, to no surprise, Republicans are more likely to trust Trump than official election results by a whopping, whopping number. This was an AP Norik USA facts poll that was done. Republicans trust Trump most on election outcomes. To the tune of, if you poll Republicans, almost 70% say they trust Trump over your local TV news, government certifications of elections, local newspaper, cable news, national TV networks, social media, I mean, all of that. And you poll Democrats and Democrats almost at 75% are gonna trust their local TV news networks for their election results. You see the difference here. There's a much more stronger trust in propaganda, machine and mainstream media. And you deal with those progressive lefts. So it's interesting, man, but the bottom line on my side, Andy, people have to vote. We can't take shit for granted, can't trust. You can get everybody you know to vote, everybody. 'Cause they're going to cheat. They are going to cheat hard. All right, they're already lining it up. Didn't Trump say something about putting people in prison for life that cheat in the election? I'm not sure. Yeah, I thought he said he made a statement, dude. Listen, I think it should be worse than that. I don't think it should be life in prison. I don't wanna fucking pay. Bro, the fact that these people are willing to legitimately ruin the country, that's a revolution that's happening. It's a color revolution. And just because they're not running in with guns and this and that doesn't mean they're not attacking our country. Bro, the fact that they put her in as the Democrat candidate with zero votes and 27% approval rating thinking that they can get her to win. Think about that. Like that alone is a threat to our democracy. Think about that. She was 27% approval rating. And they decided that they would have a better chance with her winning than Biden winning because they thought they could pump her up close enough to cover the gap. The fact that these people think about this, the fact that it's normalized that there is a gap that these people cheat with is absurd. It's absurd. And like, dude, when you look at Kamala's face and all these Democrats face and these people have no problem stealing our country from us legitimately. Like what they want, they wanna stay in power. They wanna keep their jobs. They wanna, they don't care that the people are suffering. They don't care that the people are, you know, having trouble paying their bills or getting by. They don't care about the crime that's happening with these migrants. They don't care. All they care about is themselves. And I'm gonna tell you something. If that debate goes real bad for them tonight, which I'm sure it will, we're gonna see a big Black Swan event. We're gonna see some sort of massive 9/11 world-changing type of event between now and the election because that's gonna be their last hope. Guys, jumping on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments with that being said. Andy, let's go crew some of these. That's what Gilman's for you guys today. Let's go crew the comments. This first one comes from Joe, Joe Bell. Joe Joe, Joe, Joe Bell, 00. He says, "Damn, I almost wish Trump would win "just so this dude will shut the fuck up." (laughing) That's pretty good. - You're trying to be with mine, man. - Hey, whatever it takes. You still watching though, aren't you? Yeah. Look at his profile, please. That guy is in his basement. - Right now. - Munching a fucking hot pocket that his mom made for him while he typed that. (laughing) Oh yeah. Oh yeah. - You know what? - Mom, it's too hot. I told you 45 seconds, not a minute. - 45 seconds, mom. Gosh. This is the same guy that's like, huh, that guy? No, he's not avocado toast. - No, he's all the toast. - No, that guy's, no. That guy is, you know what, I promised I was gonna be nice today. No, he might vote for Trump. You know what? Welcome to the team. But here's the problem. I won't shut the fuck up. (laughing) Yeah, I love it. That's the problem. This last comment quickly, this last comment comes from Bo Thompson 8413. He says, when Andy is president in 2028, will we get real AF episodes from the Oval Office? - Yes. Bro, that'd be badass. - Yeah. - That'd be so badass. - That's gonna be our pipeline of the people. - Bro, that'd be fucking sick. And not like the fake Oval Office that they use. Like the real one. Like the resolute desk. - Yeah. Fuck yeah, bro. - Yeah. - That'd be fucking sick though. - Yeah. - That'd be sick. - Yup, I'm excited. - It's gonna be. - Yeah. - Guys, we appreciate you for being real ass fans. Thank you for liking and commenting. Make sure you guys hit subscribe and hit that bell notification on YouTube. Stay up to date with the latest episodes from real AF. Let me tell you, let's keep the screws moving. Hell on number two. Hell on number two reads, Springfield, Ohio residents say, Haitian migrants crashing cars, spiking insurance, eating ducks from parks. Now this is interesting, all right? Let's dive into this. So the government's delivery of roughly 20,000 migrants to Springfield, Ohio has been a boon for real estate. Local employers, auto salesmen, merchants and the migrants. But also an unwanted shock to locals as they try to manage their own community. The damage was displayed at the August 27th city commission meeting where voters presented their concerns about the migrants. Quote, maybe we should open up at go cart land again so that people can have a chance to learn how to drive without being on these public streets. Long time resident Jeffrey Allen told the mayor and four other commissioners. Quote, I really challenge you guys to get out here and do something, Anthony Harris, who describes himself as a local YouTube influencer. Hey, that's us. Told the council. Quote, these Haitians are running into trash cans. They're running into buildings. They're flipping cars in the middle of the street. I hate the traffic concerns that you all see. Mayor Rob Sue said later in the meeting. And it's interesting, dude, because one thing specifically has been this note about ducks and cats being killed, hunted and killed by these Haitian illegal migrants. And the most interesting thing happened. My ducks would kill them 'cause I raised battle ducks. (laughing) Yeah, my ducks are battle ducks. They're born and bred for action. I teach them aquatic survival every single day. I teach them how to march. I teach them how to bite and attack. They go right for the balls. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, that's it, bro. You don't fuck with my ducks. My ducks will eat you, bro. They are big too, bro. I teach them to go straight after the Haitians. They're much a little racist ducks. I was wondering why they always got weird around me. - Yeah, I mean, unfortunately, you know? It is what it is. There's some collateral damage there, bro. - Don't chase me and Blake, man, like this. (laughing) But the most-- - I always wonder why Blake stayed away from there. (laughing) - But the most interesting thing happened, man. So, you know, there was all of these, the city council, some government officials locally, they all got on this narrative that there is no such thing happening. That ducks are not being decapitated-- - There's pictures of it. - No, Andy, no, that's rushing this information. - Oh, must be AI. - That's not happening. - Okay. - Okay, ducks are not being decapitated and killed and hunted and cats are not being, you know, hung up and carved by trees. Dressed in the front yard of, it's not happening, okay? And we know it's true because our city officials told us so. But the problem, there's literally pictures, there's videos of these things happening. So, who do we believe? - Well, you don't believe your eyes. - Definitely don't believe your eyes. - Don't believe your eyes. - Yeah. - Don't do it. But thankfully, Elon Musk dropped some truth bombs with an epic tweet about Haiti cannibal gang after billionaire Vinod Kosla tries to deny shocking report on Haitians eating cat in Ohio. Elon Musk has once again made waves with hard hitting tweets in response to a recent controversy brewing in Springfield, Ohio. The issue, allegations that Haitian immigrants overwhelmed by the border crisis have been engaging in disturbing acts of animal cruelty, including the consumption of pets and wildlife in the area. Billionaire Vinod Kosla, founder of Kosla Ventures, attempted to dismiss these troubling reports that recently surfaced, but Musk fired back with explosive comments. As reported by the Gateway Pundit, outraged citizens in Springfield, Ohio, confronted their city officials during a recent city commission meeting, accusing them of turning a blind eye to disturbing crimes, allegedly being committed by Haitian migrants in their town. Testimonies from local residents were shocking with one individual claiming to have witnessed Haitians, grabbing up ducks by their necks, decapitating them, and walking off with them to eat. So Vinod, he posted this with that same trigger word that they all been using. - Weird, JD Vance repeats baseless claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets as Ohio officials say there is no evidence. - There's no evidence of that. Well, Elon Musk responded with a body cam clip from officers in Springfield, Ohio, who was called to this apartment complex. Let's just watch the clip and let's check out this baseless claim of no evidence. - What did you do? Why'd you kill the cat? Smile for me. Smile, what did you do? - I like that. - Did you eat that cat? Did you eat it? No, why'd you kill it? Did you guys see all this? - No, we caught up and she was just laying there with me. - Did you see her eating it? - She was eating it. - She was eating it? - Yeah, she was. - You'll call the Humane Society to see if they'll come pick those cat up, it's deceased. - baseless claims. - Yeah, no, they're all lying. Listen, here's what it is. Those black people, who they just asked, if another black person was eating the cat, they were lying because they're racist. The black on black lies. Black on black racism, which we know is a real thing because DJ. - I'm the king of it. (laughs) I'm the uncle of it, you know what I'm saying? - Hey, well, here's the most interesting thing. I mean, it's kind of beautiful, actually. Not beautiful, listen, obviously ducks and cats. I mean, well, I'll draw the line of ducks, cats, yeah. All right, but it's fucked up, it's disgusting shit. Okay, and it's-- - You would eat a cat? - Yeah. There must be that Haitian in here. - I eat cat all the time. - Ah! (both laughing) - You don't, meow, meow, meow. - But the most interesting thing, man-- - That stir-fried meow, meow right there. - You're just saying. - Yeah. - How do you know? - You don't, how do you know? - Yeah. - But there's been a shit ton of memes coming out about this shit that I think is just fucking beautiful. Epic memes emerge online following reports of cat and bird eating Haitian immigrants in Ohio causing liberals to lose their minds. And so there's been a bunch, a shit ton, actually. Even the House Judiciary Committee for the GOP, they posted this on Twitter saying, "Protect our ducks and kittens in Ohio." (both laughing) To which, to which, Democrats are losing their fucking minds because of this picture right here. - Why? - Well, I'll show you why. Here's Eric Swalwell, Swaller of Chinese spies. Here is his reaction to this tweet that he calls out in an open sentence, it took this out. What in the hell is this? The chairman tweets protect our ducks and kittens in Ohio because he goes some down, goes down some crazy rabbit hole, completely debunked that aliens are eating pets. I hope he called him alien. Oh my God, are you okay, Mr. Chairman? Because last year for a very long time, you tweeted and promoted Kanye West as he was calling for genocide against the Jews and you kept it up. And now when we have victims coming here, you're tweeting this nonsense. - Oh my God, I'm so destroyed. - I don't know why you would do this. I hope you're okay. I don't know if the aliens who are eating your ducks are in the room with us right now, but Mr. Chairman, this is a serious issue. These people have loved ones who have been lost and you tweeted this. - That was the fakest shit I've ever seen in my life. Like go to acting class, bro, if you're gonna fucking act. - Yeah, Chinese acting class. - Bro, are you okay? I hope you're okay. Are the aliens in the room with you now? No, they're in Ohio eating a fucking duck's asshole. - Yeah, yeah, no shit. But there's been a bunch of these that have come out. AI for the kind of win, I guess, on this check this out. Save the cats, vote for Trump. There's another one here. - Maga cats, fight, fight, fight. (laughing) - That's pretty funny. - Oh, here's another one. Not to worry, FBI is handling it. They arrest the cats. - Oh yeah. (laughing) - You know what it is? They're racist for not letting themselves get eaten. - That's what it is. - Yeah, bro. - They're racist against the Haitians. - Bro, and they're misogynist too. 'Cause they won't make themselves into a sandwich. - I like this one. - Maga, make America's cats safe again. (laughing) - Man, they didn't do Trump very, very solid there, bro. They put an extra 30 on them. - Do you see what's chasing them? (laughing) - Hey, listen, these fucking people don't belong here. - No, they don't. - Yeah, and they need to go back where the fuck they came from. - Yeah, they do. - Yeah, they do. But don't believe your eyes, folks. - Yeah, yeah. And by the way, this is what you get when you don't know what the fuck you're talking about and you try to pretend like everybody's this good-hearted, normal human being who is just like you and they just want what you have and they wanna be safe and this and that and this. Okay, well, is it worth your safety? Is it worth your ability to provide for your family? Are you gonna give up all your comfort for these people? Because I can respect that if you're one of those people what the problem is, none of these people are those people, right? They all voted for this shit because AOC went down and fucking pretended like there was a bunch of stuff going on at the border. They called it racist. These people are so insecure about being racist that they'll support anything that says it's not racist. You understand what I'm saying? These people are so afraid of being called racist because secretly they are. They secretly believe that people that aren't white or aren't like them are low IQ dumb motherfuckers and they don't wanna expose themselves. So any anti-racist narrative, even if it hurts them they will support. And so they made up this fake racist narrative about the border, which bro, why do we have borders anywhere then? If it, you know, like this is a country, this is our country, we pay for this country. - That's the reason you've got fence on your house - Correct, right, that's right. And these people have cornered themselves now because now it's admit that you caused a problem and solve it or give up your comfort and give up your safety and give up your ability to survive to prove that you are not a racist human being. So they're in a corner. - Dude, and that's the crazy. - Like how do you defend this if you're them? - Well, that's my thing. It's like, you know, this one person who quoted, maybe we should open up go-kart land again so they can learn, no. - Maybe we should gather them up and get them - But fuck out. - That's right. How about that? - Yeah. - But yeah, you wanna spend more tax dollars so that we could teach them how to fucking drive on a go, like that's your solution, a go-kart track. How about we go-kart their ass to fuck out of this country? - That's right. - I mean, like dude, it makes no, like listen. If you have, everybody has it. - Hey, listen, this is Jeffrey Allen. Is that the guy, the video with the guy? - The different guy? - Okay. - You know, but like it makes no, like to me, it's no different, like you have a house. You have a front door on your house. You have a lock on your front door. You have a home system. - Why do you have a lock on your front door? - To keep people out of your house. - What are you racist? - Well, no, I mean, I just wanna be safe, right? - What do you, what do you, you don't want people to come in your house? Like it's so funny, dude, how these people who vote for this shit, because it's like karma, really. Like we're at a point now where, you know, the people who vote Democrat are either very, very, very low-income people in the inner cities, or they're upper, middle-class white voters, or they are elite billionaire white voters. The elite billionaire white voters don't give a fuck, 'cause they're never gonna touch them. - Right, and that's the problem I have with it. - Okay, but here's the thing, it's karma, dude, because the inner city black community who have voted for this shit, just because someone screamed racism without digging into it, are now having to deal with these people in their neighborhood, they don't like it, okay? And then the upper middle-class white women are starting to get harassed, and they're starting to have things happen to them, and they're starting to realize, oh shit, this is a problem, because they voted for it, right? So until it touches people, until it affects their lives, they are all idealistic, and they are all about it, and all these people are liars and frauds, because if they really stood for what they voted for and what they say they stood for, they'd welcome these people into their homes, which they are not doing. - Well, I forget the guy's name, but he did a street interview, he goes on the street, and he went up to people, and I was like, hey, are you for or against immigration? Oh, I'm definitely for it, I was like, okay, well, how many people can you house? - Yeah. - Oh, well, no, I can't house anybody. - That's right. - Like, no, don't change it. And like, that's my only issue with this. Like, yeah, it definitely is karma, but here's the problem, like, I'm having to suffer for your karma. - Yeah. - And maybe not today, but it's fucking coming. - Yeah. - It's coming, and like, the problem is, if it was just them that had to deal with that karma, okay, cool. The problem is, the shit is not just gonna stop in the inner cities, no. It's not just gonna stop in the world, it's not just gonna stop and fucking El Paso, it's going to expand and fucking ripple out over the entire fucking country. - Yeah, and these people are in for a rude awakening, because they think they're gonna be able to go out in their front yard and negotiate with these people. These people will break in your house and take your shit, rape your daughters, and not give two fucks about it. - I am the cop. - You don't fucking get it. And dude, a lot of these people, they're gonna have to learn the hard way, and we're gonna have to get back to, we are Americans, and they are not. Doesn't matter if you're black, white, left, right, straight, gay, whatever. We are Americans, they are not. This is for Americans. This is not for them. Their country is called this. It's Haiti, or it's over in Africa, or it's in South America, or it's in fucking Asia, and they got a country, okay? This isn't the motherfucking homeless shelter for everybody's fucking shitbags. Sorry, how do you know their shitbags? Well, why don't their own countries want them? - Right, but it's very simple. It's very simple. For anybody that's pro-immigration, if they somehow listen to this show tonight, when you guys go to sleep, I want you to leave your front door, your back door, and your windows. Why the fuck open? Why open? Leave them open. Oh, no, I wouldn't do that. Now, why the fuck would we leave our border like that? - Dude, listen, these people are liars. They're ideological liars. It's like when Erin Elmore was on the show, we were talking to her, and she said they were trying to out-liberal each other. - Advert to each other. - That's what they're doing. They're trying to out-virtue signal each other, and they're the biggest liars in the country, because they will not do any of the shit that they vote for. You're not housing these people. You're not feeding them your cat. - You're not leaving the doors open. - Yeah, like bro, you guys are liars, and you need to quit voting for this shit, because now it's gonna fuck up your shit. Do you remember like three, it was probably three years ago, four years ago, when I was saying, hey, look what's going on in Europe. You're gonna want these people are gonna come in here, and they're gonna rape your daughters, and they're gonna fucking rape you, and they're gonna, how many fucking rapes have we heard of? How many murders have we heard of? I told this too many. Listen, bro, I told people what was gonna happen, and now it's happening. Much like almost everything we've said on the show. Like, dude, I don't fucking miss. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think about this. With that being said, let's get to our third and final headline, headline number three. Headline number three. - I get tired of telling people all of the shit, bro. Like, and it happening. And like, I told you this last night. Like, we recorded a whole show yesterday, and we didn't hear it because I got so pissed off, because like, dude, I feel like I have to come on here every day and just be like, "I fucking told you this already. "I told you this already. "I told you this already." Like, it's so frustrating for me to be, and you, to be able to see what the fuck is going on, tell people what's going on, and then have them sit there and wait for it to happen until they're like, "Oh, you fucking right." At what point in time are we gonna start being like, "Damn, all right, well, that makes a lot of sense. "We should fucking do something about that." You know? It's because people keep waiting for someone to write in and lead them when they are the leader. Like, you are the leader, bro. It's you. You see what's going on. You think that I'm gonna come in and save. I'm not coming to your fucking neighborhood to save you shit. You understand what's going on. You're choosing to stay quiet. You see what I'm saying? We have in it, we have people that could lead, but they won't lead because they think someone else is leading. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, they're waiting on it. What do you want somebody to do? You want somebody to ride into your neighborhood and fix all your shit for you? Of course you do. That's how it works. That's why we're here. Yeah, yeah, that is, that's exactly what we're fucking here, man. Guys, let's get to our third and final headline. headline number three. I had one of them three reads. Georgia School got even earlier warning about Colt Gray before deadly shooting, Mom says. Let's dive into this. The mother of Georgia School shooting suspect Colt Gray claimed that teachers had noticed her son was making references to violence at the school, even before she called to warn administrators about him. Quote, "The counselor said, 'I wanted to let you know "that earlier this morning, one of Colt's teachers "had sent me an email saying Colt had been making references "to school shootings.' Marcy Gray told ABC News in a video interview from home. "Authority said Colt Gray opened fire "about 30 minutes after his mother's warnings. "The school said resource officers tried to track down Colt "but stopped a different student instead." Now, speaking of the two students and two teachers killed in the massacre, Marcy Gray told the network during the emotional interview, if, quote, "If I could have taken their place, "I would, I would in a heartbeat." Between my gut feelings, the text messages, now there's email, you need to, like, run to the classroom, she said. That's what she told the school when she called. - 30 minutes before he started shooting. - 30 minutes before. And so in another update to this situation, Georgia School shooting suspect Colt Gray's dad called him a sissy and bought him an AR-15 to toughen him up, relative's sake. The father of accused Georgia School shooter Colt Gray believed that his 14-year-old son was too gentle and bought him the AR-15 style rifle in an attempt to, quote, "tough in him up" a relative claims. Colin Gray gave his troubled son the assault rifle for Christmas, the weapon that Colt ended up using in last Wednesday's bloodbath at Appalachia High School that left two teens and two teachers dead, authorities have said. But it was the way Colin spoke to his son that raised the eyebrows of concerned family members. He, quote, "He would call Colt names to his face." Says a relative of Colt's mother, Marcy, quote, "Names that no boy wants to hear, sissy, pussy, bitch, "just names that were meant to break him down "and emasculate him." Relative added, quote, "Colin always thought "that Colt was too gentle and tender. "That's why I believe he gave him the rifle." Now with all that being said, another report comes out. Now, almost a week after that incident, that the Georgia gunman Colt Gray was ridiculed and called Gay by bullies at the school. Details continue to flood in about the troubled life of Colt Gray, the 14-year-old accused of killing four of his teachers and classmates in a mass shooting at Georgia High School on Wednesday. The teen's dad, 54-year-old Colin Gray told officers in an interview last year that his son was often picked on by bullies who touch him, pinch him and taunt him. Quote, "Colts Gay," his father said they would call out. The elder Gray's interview with police came just after his son threatened to shoot up his middle school last year and they post shared on the messaging app Discord. Quote, "He's going through a lot," his dad said to a deputy at the time according to a police transcript obtained by the Daily Beast. Quote, "He just wants us to have a simple life. "It was very difficult for him to go to school "to not get picked on." The teen's dad said, "Colts bullies," quote, "Riddle killed him day after day." The father added, "I worry about him in school "and you know, what would ever happen." Colt Gray, who will be prosecuted as an adult, faces four counts of felony murder with additional charges still pending. Colin Gray, the father has been charged and arrested with involuntary manslaughter, two counts of second-degree murder and eight counts of cruelty to children which could send them away for as long as 180 years under Georgia law. Andy, what do we got on all this? You know, I don't know. It sounds like he had a shitty dad. Lots of people have shitty dads. Lots of people have dads that do fucked up shit. Lots of people have step dads that do fucked up shit and call them names and fucking threaten 'em and bully 'em and you know, I mean, this is not, you know, unfortunately, you know, this is not rare. There's lots of shitty people that shouldn't have kids and I can empathize with that, but a lot of those, most of those people don't go shoot other people or shoot up schools or kill innocent people and all this and like, you know, this kid deserves the fucking woodchipper, bro, like he just does. He fucking killed four innocent people. I don't really give a fuck why he did it or what happened to him or who called him names. I don't care. There's been all kinds of things that have happened to me. I can fucking, in fact, I don't even talk about a lot of the shit that's happened to me because I don't wanna sound like a fucking bitch, okay? We could go down the roster of everybody in this building. There's 400 people here and we could ask them about all the shitty shit that they've had and we'd have a long list of shitty shit that's happened to them and a lot of it would come from parents, okay? Still doesn't excuse what he did. I, you know, it's not the father's quote unquote fault. You know, the kid fucking snapped and fucking, it is what it is, you know? Now, should the father be held accountable? I don't know, maybe. I don't know what the fuck he did. But at the end of the day, bro, we live in a country where people are responsible for their individual actions and it shouldn't matter why. You know, we talk so much about why things happen. We talk so, you know, we empathize with criminals and we give them excuses and we make outs and we talk about the trauma and we talk about, what about the trauma of all those families that just lost four innocent people because this kid was a fucking douchebag? What about their trauma? Yeah, no shit. What about the fact that, you know, four families are pretty much ruined because of what this kid did? Like, and we have all these people trying to drum up sympathy for this kid. This kid's a piece of shit. And sorry, like, I don't believe, listen, I'm not one of these idealistic people. Like, I don't believe in people that are bad people. Like, I don't look at people and say, oh, well, I'm sure they could be a good person. I don't do that. Like, I look at people for what the fuck they are. That's a bad kid and that's a bad parent. And, you know, whatever needs to happen, happen. Like, dude, real talk in my America, that kid would be publicly executed for what he did. And not hung and not shot. Like, he would be dismembered. And the reason for that is so that other people knew that when you shoot up a school, that's what would happen to you. And people would stop shooting up schools. You know, unfortunately, we live in a time in history where people haven't been a held accountable publicly because we have all these soft hearts and all these people that say it's cruelty and shit. No shit, it's supposed to be cruel. It's supposed to be cruel. For 12,000 years, people have been publicly dealt with to keep people from doing fucked up shit. This is no different. And just because it's been a hundred years since we've really had that, doesn't mean that it doesn't work. And that's, if we wanna restore civility in this country, violent criminals that do things like shoot up schools that murder people, that rape people and do this shit should be dealt with publicly in a very harsh way. And if you do that, crime will go down. I don't really understand how people can't understand that argument. And I don't, it's not cruel. What's cruel is what happens to the victims. - And nobody talks about that, man. - No, they don't care. Nobody talks about that. And I think too, man, like, I don't know. I mean, I think we talked about this with Duke. You know, like, there is, I mean, people may not like this, but it's the fucking truth. There is a great benefit to getting bullied because it gives you two fucking options. You could either become something that you don't want to get bullied for anymore and you could become fucking better, you can rise up, you can get better, you can, you know, do some crazy cool shit, right? Or you have the other option where you succumb to that shit. - Bro. - And you end up doing what the fuck this dude just did. - I got bullied my whole life. Dude, I was bullied until I got to be probably a freshman in high school. I was bullied my entire fucking life. And then I was bullied in high school, but the difference between high school, I got bigger than everybody. I started beating people's assholes. - 100%. - Yeah, and like, dude, once I beat a couple of asses, guess what happened? - It did stop. - It did stop. And not only did it stop, I became somebody that other people looked up to because I stood up for people that got fucked with. So-- - No, dude, same exact thing. Like, a lot of people may not know this. I used to be a dancer. - Yeah. - I was like, man, like, you know that. - Twinkle-Tales DJ. - No, but like legitimately like classically training dancing. You know what I'm saying? I had scholarships and all of this shit. - Yeah. - Performed and all of it. I mean, I was pretty decent. - Yeah. - And I was like, I think I was writing a middle school like seventh, eighth grade, man. One of the production managers, I will never figure her fucking name or name. I'll say her name. She's dead now, I believe, at least. - Well, it's probably 'cause karma. - Probably. - 'Cause she called you fat. - Yeah, she said I would never make it as a professional dancer because I started picking up some weight. - Well, you should've stuck with it because now being fat is awesome. You get a pass to the front. You be on fucking Broadway right now, bro. - Yeah, no shit. It's healthy. - No, they're not be on the fucking magazine saying this shit's healthy. (laughing) - No, man, but I took that fucking pain. Like, that shit hurt. You know what I'm saying? You tell a 11-year-old little kid that shit. You know what I'm saying? But I took that and I fucking went to the football field and started laying motherfuckers out. - Yeah. - And I put her face on every fucking opponent that I had and I fucking dominated this shit. - Yeah. - I didn't have to shoot up a fucking-- - Listen, dude, bullying, there is a place for it. - There is a place for it. Bullying and shaming prevent behavior that is not acceptable in civilization. - Right. - That's it. - And like listening. - And accountability. And dude, real talk, people don't understand this. Men operate on a pecking order of violence. That's just fucking reality. - I've perceived a bit of potential violence. - Correct. Like, when I'm talking to another man, I automatically know. And it doesn't matter if it's someone who's five, seven or someone who's six, eight. I know that if I say the wrong thing, there's potential for violent confrontation. That means there's an amongst most men that are above the age of probably 30, there is a natural respect to other men. And the reason we have that natural respect to other men is because we know that if we say the wrong thing, we might have to violently have a confrontation. It doesn't mean we're gonna lose. But like, nobody likes to have a violent confrontation unless you're totally fucked in the brain. It's not that fun. - It's just coming down to how bad you wanna fucking say it? - Correct. And dude, this is why, and this is reality. - How bad you don't want it. - This is why you have so many women start all these fights with men because women don't live in that same structure. So when they start running their mouths and all this, then they pull some dude into the fight. And honestly dude, this is a big problem in the black community. This is why a lot of black dudes get fucking killed. Because the women start the shit and then the black guys end up getting shot for it. But we see this in all areas of society. The women have no structure about, they have no fear of violence because violence has never been bestowed on them in that way. And all men, they have restraint with what they say and what they do because they understand like fuck dude, all right, I'm pissed at this dude, but am I pissed enough to get in a fight or am I pissed enough to get shot? Am I pissed enough to where I have to handle this? You know, meaning physically and we think about those things and women don't think about those things. They don't think about it. And neither do these young men. These younger men who are under 25 years old, they, when I was growing up, you got in fist fights and then that was that. Like you went out in the parking lot and you fucking fought it out and that was that bro. And sometimes most of the time you ended up with respect for the other person. You're like, all right, you good? I'm good. And then you went on. And, and yeah, bro, a bond is formed through that. And, you know, we lost something in society when people started getting arrested for simple disfighting, just being real. - 100% man. And I say this too, you don't feed into the fucking, you know, like you're being bullied because allegedly they're called you gay. You know, everybody gets called gay. - I'm just saying, but like dying your hair fucking yellow probably doesn't help that. - Well, I mean, dude, but these kids are, I know, bro, remember what these kids are told? They're told growing up, listen man, this is the whole problem. These kids are told growing up things that are not true about society. They aren't told the reality. They aren't told, hey man, the world sucks. And people are mean. And they're not going to fucking like you, no matter how perfect you present yourself to be. You can be jacked, you could be tan, you could be wealthy, you could have all your shit together. And there's going to be people that just fucking hate you. You grow your hair, yellow, they're going to hate you. You shave your head, they're going to hate you. You fucking, you're a little too fat, they're going to talk shit. The world talks shit no matter what, right? And you have to develop a stick enough skin to operate in the world. And so they tell these kids growing up that, - It's not like that. - Yeah, that's right. They tell these kids growing up that you could be whatever you want, you can wear whatever you want, you could be a girl, you could be a boy, you could grow your hair, you could color it this way, you could wear it blue, you could wear it pink. You can get 500 piercings in your fucking face, you get your face tattooed. And if the world treats you wrong, then it's the world's fault. Wow, that might be true that the world's fault. That doesn't prepare the young person for the reality that the world is a very harsh place. So when the person gets out into the real world, which our first experience typically of this is in high school, we find out real quick, what's acceptable and what's not. You know what I mean? So like, dude, the parents and the teachers are telling these kids idealistic shit that isn't true about the world. This is the same reason why kids that come out of high school or come out of college are ineffective in the workforce. They come in, they have this dream about, I'm gonna get a job and I'm gonna make a million dollars of fucking year tomorrow and then they come in, they're ineffective, they think it's supposed to be, you know, this easy thing where they show up at fucking nine and they leave it for and they make a gazillion dollars and they don't have to really contribute, they just have to show up like these, the world will stomp on your fucking throat, dude. And we need to be teaching our kids and preparing our kids for that, not preparing our kids for this utopia that doesn't exist, that when they find out it doesn't exist, they snap and go crazy, which is what happened here. In my opinion. And honestly, I'm starting to even think a little bit more or two on the dad, bro, 'cause I mean, fuck, like you got a son, you know, I don't know if this is his only son or what, but fuck. I mean, he's getting bullied for being gay. Yeah, let's try to toughen him up. You know, I'm not, I don't even, you know what I'm saying? Maybe that wasn't the case. - Well, it's buying a gun, buying a gun doesn't make someone tough. - No, I'm saying, but like, I mean, he's saying I'm hunting and shit, like, you know what I'm saying? - Yeah, well, I mean, is the kid gay? - I'm just saying, like, is this dad have a gay kid and now he's like being a fucking dick. - 'Cause he beat the gay out of him? - Yeah, that's right. Like, bro, you know, like, look, man, you know, who knows? But it doesn't matter. That's the point. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. He killed him because he had something going on. Bro, fuck that kid. He needs to go in the fucking wood chipper for real. - That's real, man. - That's real, guys. - Oh my fucking bro, listen. And I guarantee you there's people right now that are like, "Oh, oh, oh." They're someone who grew up with a perfect family. Listen, dude, there's a lot of shit in everybody's family. Okay, not everybody wants to go and fucking tell their whole fucking story about their fucking family because they don't want to embarrass people. They don't want to fucking, you know, sound like they're crying or making excuses. We could find a fucking shit wrong with everybody's fucking family. - No, that, I'm talking about it, don't change it. Shit's already happened. - Bro, you got to deal with it. There's dude, there's fucking five dudes I'm looking at in this room that got harder family stories than that guy. You know what I'm saying? This guy's like, fuck this guy. - Yeah. - Yeah, guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know down in the comments, what you guys think. With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show, Andy. Thumbs up with dumbest fuck. This is where we bring a headline to every talk about it. It'll get one of those two options. Now, Andy, early days of business, you used to work at a bar, right? You used to work at a bar, you know what I'm saying? You had to work to kind of help make ends meet and shit and fund the business, right? Did you guys have any special like shot rituals or anything you guys did? - Oh, fuck yeah, bro. - Shots? - Yeah. - Yeah, bro, all kinds. Like any special one off the top? - Well, the house shot, the one that we all did was just Repliments, okay, yeah. But then we had, Willy had this one, it was called Slick Willy. - Okay. - We all had like our own, we had this thing called a Sunday Special, which was Smirnoff Ice with Flavored Vodka. Yeah, that's fun. - Huh? - That sounds, it'll fucking cure a hangover immediately, yeah. - We had one, 'cause I work in the bar industry as well. We had one that's called the last call shot. - Yeah. - So like, you know those junk guys that come up at the end. - You give them the bar mat? - Give them the fucking bar mat. - Oh yeah. - Yeah, I know about that one. - So we had that, yeah. But this is an interesting story about the bar scene. We had that special one called the Vysine. You know, when dudes were being smart ass, we put a couple drops of Vysine in their shot and they were gone, 'cause they shit their pants. - So bad. - No, it's not. People don't be an asshole, people fucking with your drinks and your food. - That's true, that's true. - That's rule number one. - I agree with that rule. I don't be an asshole. - It's already a hard job as it is, bro. Treat these people with fucking respect. - I agree. I agree, but let's check out this thumbs up, 'cause this is a very interesting story at a bar. The headline reads, "Bar Tender knocks woman out with a vicious slap during a hurricane shot." Wait, is this that same thing that we covered back in, is it from Florida, where they were doing that shot where they smacked the dude in the fucking face? - No, this is another one. - This is a different one? - This is a different one. - All right, different one, hurricane slap. So why go out to the bar for just drinks? When you can have the bar tender, throw water in your face and slap you like you insulted their mother. It's a question people are asking themselves on a regular basis. The hurricane shot, which combines everyone's favorite things into one shot, has become a good way to get some views on social media. You take it your shot, have the bar tender throw some water in your face, then slap you. It's a simple equation for a good time out of the bar for info eyeballs on the internet. What could possibly go wrong when a bartender is slapping around the customers? Well, I'll tell you, the bartender could be packing a strong enough pimp slap to knock folks unconscious. That happened in an unknown bar to one woman who decided she wanted an assault chaser with her shot. She pounds the drinks, takes the water to the face, right on cue, then receives a vicious slap that sends her into next week. Don't worry, the guy recording the video didn't stop the video to catch her. You let the camera roll as he lied to the woman and made sure she didn't fall to the ground. He can be heard telling the KO'd woman, "You're okay, several times." As he catches her and saves her from further damage, here is the clip. (people chattering) - You're okay, you're okay. - Did I just knock her out? (people chattering) She is out. - Is that the woman to knock her out? - I said, did I just knock her out? Bro, she hit her with the fucking, with the heel of her hand. (people chattering) Watch it. I mean, that was not, that's not a friendly, like, bar slap. - I just knock her out. - Oh, John knock her out? Bitch, you try to knock her out. - Yeah, man. Who's paying for this shit? - I mean, listen, here's what happened. Make sure you tip your bartenders. - What do you think happened here? What do you, why do you think she slapped her so hard? - I don't know. - Yeah, you do. Everybody knows. - She, okay, she was probably, I don't know. - Everybody fucking knows. - She was being a bitch? - Nope. - She's cute. - She's cute, and the bartender wasn't cute. That's what the fuck that's about. - Lettin' a little. - 100%. - I could see that. - We all know that. - I could see that. - Listen, dude, women are vicious. - That's true. - You know, women, like we said, when Duke was here, they're the kind of, women will tell another woman that they look great when they look like shit, just so they look better. - 'Cause this is Gorlock in the video. - Yeah, of course, he has four chins. (laughing) - Yeah. - Do I knock her out? - Yeah, of course you did, you fucking hulk. (laughing) Wait, let me see if I can. (laughing) Yeah, she did that on purpose, bro. She hit that bitch extra hard just because she was hot and the other one ain't. That's what the fuck that happened there. I guarantee it. And now she's shittin' her pants 'cause she's like, oh, fuck, this is gonna be on the internet. - I'm getting the rest. - Yeah. - What we got with this, man? - You know, listen, I don't wanna get slapped. I don't think I'll listen. I think if you're fucking stupid enough to pay someone for a shot and then to slap you, you fucking roll the dice on what you get. I don't think she should get in trouble. I'm just saying she went extra hard because of what I said. - Mm-hmm. - Oh, that's definitely right. - Yeah, but like, you know, if you're dumb enough to pay for it, you get what you get. - Yeah. - And not to fuck out. That's my bike. - Yeah. - I don't know shit. - I think of that. It's kind of like our bike. - Yeah, right. - That's my bike. That's mine. - Yeah. I mean, make sure you tip your bartenders, guys. - Yep. - And don't be too hot. - And don't be better looking than that. (laughing) - No, guys, Andy. - That is all I got. - All right, guys. Don't be a ho. - Show the show. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music)