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And, and we come to the party without washing our hair. It's, it's a filthy, filthy thing. And, you know, like right at the beginning when we started this show, that was the one condition was that we come to the show clean. Yeah, can't make that promise. I just can't. No, no. And, and the fact that you expected me to make that promise just shows, you know, that you don't respect me. So, you know, well, you know, it goes both ways, doesn't it? Otherwise you'd come clean. Well, yeah, I won't though. Not anything. You'll never get it out of me. Good damn it. Well, yes, we are, we are actually really up late. This is a show we do record at night time. So we're exhausted. We're tired as we are every week, but we're going to do it anyway. So there lies the intro, social media, you know, all that kind of stuff. Wednesday, I'd like to find us on Facebook. Blah, blah, blah. Yeah, absolutely. The website is, it's actually goodmoviemonday.com. And then there's a drop down now. Good movie Mondays, the, the flagship or as Chloe likes to say, the mothership show. The mothership, yep. Fly home to the mothership. So we're on there and everywhere else. So welcome. I want to begin a little bit of news for you. I'm sure on the weekend you saw this news and if you didn't, then you're going to be a bit shocked. So drop it onto your phone. So have that on you. Oh, no. Come on. Every time you do this. Finally. And it's not a joke. It's finally. Hollywood classic given the green light for a sequel 40 years after the original Goonies. They're doing a sequel. Yeah. Warner Brothers have actually given it the go ahead. All of the cast are on. Oh, yeah. And I believe the rumor isn't, this is not confirmed, but the rumor is that Spielberg may be directing this one. So whether he directs little handballs at the someone, I'm sure to be in good hands, you know, however it goes, who knows, but you, I've been waiting for this a long time. I'm not going to be a naysayer. I'm going to get behind it. I'm going to be excited. What I really want from this movie is not for their kids to go on an adventure. I want them to go on another adventure. I mean, that would be, that would subverse all of the expectations, I reckon, because I think most people will be like, okay, it's going to be a reunion. They're back in the story. Their kids are going to be along and they're going to get together and find some kind of adventure, blah, blah, blah. But that would be even better if they're like, if they left the kids behind and they just got back together and because, I don't know, there's something from their past that hasn't been done or whatever and whatever. I don't care. As long as they're the main characters, I don't care. What if, what if after 40 years, like they didn't actually go separate ways, they stayed in touch and they formed some kind of organization? Oh, like an underground society. Yeah, like they're the librarians. In one, I'd willy's cave. That's all right. That could, who knows. And then they all start like sacrificing people and then their kids have to come and stop. Chunk is actually just, he's actually the one that's lost. He's been performing in the strip club. That's one I'd really. There's so many different passes could take. I'm so intrigued. There we go. So there we go. It's a way to start the show, I suppose. Wow, wow. How are you? How are you anyway? Good, good, tracking along, tracking along, and you? Same. Let's get on with it. Have you seen the new Beetlejuice yet? Yes. Ben and I saw it last week. It's an interesting one. How do I, I reacted to this one a bit differently to a lot of people. Ben was sort of on the fence with this one and I've heard a bit the same from people, but I really enjoyed it. But having said that, there's a lot that I can pick at it because I think it's, as I've said, it's overstuffed with subplots. There's a lot of things going on that don't need to be there. There's characters that certainly do not need to be there at all. All right. Yeah. And look, there's some decisions that Tim Burton has made as a director that I would never have done that I think kind of drags it down a little bit. But, but having said all that, I will go watch it again because I just loved being back in that world because I think they really did recapture the spirit of the original. And there's a lot of new ideas in the movie that I was glad for. Like, you know, it wasn't just a simple rehash, although there are some of those sort of hallmark moments, but yes, enjoyable. But, you know, yes, we can sit here and be going to part for hours. Well, I'm glad that you enjoyed it. Because, you know, I know how much you love the character of Beetleju, so I'm glad that you enjoyed it. It's been flooding my social media for flooding. And most of it is like girls doing like nail art of Beetlejuice. And this one girl did the actual worms all on her nails and like that's actually pretty cool. Yeah, I do like the buzz that's been around it though, like a lot of the negativity that I'm seeing is coming from filmies, film people that sort of are working in these circles, not necessarily our fans, but just work in film. And they tend to be the worst of the naysayers. But I've not really gotten under any kind of public reception yet. So... No, neither have I. No, it's more just around the hype of it being out. I do know it did massive things at the box office. So, that's good. Okay, good. Yeah. And it reconfirms that I don't like Jenny Otigar, so yeah. Oh, okay. Fair enough. I kind of feel like she's the new generation Christina Ricci. Yeah, she's also in her 20s. Like she is not the 16-year-old school girl that she's supposed to be in the movie. Like it's just, yeah, get a 16-year-old, you know. Yeah, yeah. One owner of a rider was 15 in that first one, like... Yep. She was the young in. Let's move on. Let's play a game. Okay. All right. Now, who wants to go first? You nominate. Okay. I'll go first. All right. Cool. Okay. This is something that we've played before. Did you have fun selecting games to play this week? No. No. I messaged you about it. Do you want me to read out what I said to you? I mean, I know what you said to me. For our audience listening, I said, "Fuck me. I'm struggling." Sums it up. Sums it up. Yeah. And then you're like, "Oh, I have so many new ideas." And I'm just like, "Oh, Ladi fucking da." The reason I said that, I gotta say, is because I'm usually in your position every week where I'm like, "Fuckin' hell. I have no idea what to do." And today, it was like, as I'm sitting on the couch, they just caved me. I'm like, "Oh, cool. I'll do that. I'll do that. I'll do that." Add it to my notes. It's such a dick. So we're covered for the next one. All right. Well, this one is one that we've played before. I've got all new kind of people involved, but this is breakout movie. So I'll name an actor, and then you tell me what their breakout movie is, if you can remember. Okay. So the first one can kind of go, there's kind of two options to it, but one's more obvious. Calpen. Calpen? Oh, okay. Well, how old and who am I supposed to break out one there, but nobody's actual breakout one was probably Van Wilder. He was in Van Wilder, but he was also like the sub lead in another movie called Ball and Chain, and it came out just a couple of months before Harold and Kumar. Yeah, but that cannot possibly be the breakout role. I guess. I mean, it was his first kind of movie where he was like kind of up there in terms of like top billing. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, sure. But he came a cult icon from those other two. Yes, correct. Yeah. I always forget about Van Wilder. Do you forget about Van Wilder? No, because I just said it. Okay. All right, what have someone's testies or not? What about Jack Nicholson? Oh, Jack Nicholson. Well, that would be... Think about like the first one that he... No, I know where I'm going. Tell like my wife right now. Let me answer the question. You're going to be wrong, so... Well, I was going to say instinctively I'd go to Little Shop of Horrors, because it's like one of the very, very early ones. That all dementia 13, where he was a young guy sort of coming up in the world. But breakthrough, I'm going to say Easy Rider. I think that's the one that put him on a lot of people's radar. And from there on, it was all sort of all high five and all the way through Hollywood. Okay. His first kind of starring role was a movie called the Cry Baby Killer. And that was in 1958. I watched the trailer for it. It actually looks pretty good. Like I actually want to go and watch it, where he like gets bullied by these and beat up by these guys because he was taking this girl to homecoming or something. And then he just ends up taking this whole like diner place hostage and like killing people. So amazing. I love that stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Very cool. What about Marlon Brando? Oh, break out. I wouldn't have a clue to be honest with you. Maybe the wild one. But I'm not too familiar with Brando's really early stuff. So that's the only one that comes to mind. Yeah. So just before a streetcar named Desire, there was a movie called The Men. That was made in 1950. I think it's about a war vet and he comes back with all of his limbs and he's just learning how to live life and stuff. Yeah. You're plucking this knowledge out. Just top your head. It's all been stored in there. Excellent. I didn't do any research. It's just like in coming off. Yeah. I thought I'm impressed. Yeah. Yeah. Didn't know. Did none whatsoever. What about Barbara Streisand? Well, for fuck's sake. Funny girl? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Funny girl. Yeah. Yeah. Is that the one that they just made the musical like the Broadway show out of as well? Possibly. Possibly. I don't know. I can't remember. Anyway, that looks good too. Okay. What about Emma Stone? Easy A would be the breakout role, I would guess. That's the one I think that probably catapulted her. But she's probably done stuff before that that I just don't care to retain knowledge of. Yeah. So I think her first kind of decent exposure was super bad. And then it was Zombieland. Zombieland I reckon was her breakout because that was 2009 and Easy A came out after that. What year? Easy A. Yeah. Just I'm just going to grab this info like straight off the top of my brain here. Straight straight off the dome. 2010. Very off the 2010. That's what I was going to say. I was just building up to it. Thanks. Yeah. I remember seeing Zombieland in the theaters and I loved it. I absolutely loved it. I had the biggest girl crush on her ever since super bad. And anytime I get my haircut, they always ask me, you know, what do you want? I'm like, Emma Stone, I want to look. Well, the first thing the first thing you're supposed to say is a wash, a hair wash, please. No, no, I don't do that. No, I'm filthy. That's why it takes twice as long to do your hair. It takes a really, really long time. What happened to the whole? What happened to the whole? I think I'm going to cut my hair. I am going to cut my hair. Okay. That's been a while. I'm just not going to tell you when I'm going to do it. Okay. And I'll turn up to the podcast and I'll look like Joni Hill in Superbad. It's Pat. Yeah. And my old mate Justin Long, what was his breakout role? Jeepers, creepers. It was, yes, but he was in Galaxy Quest before that too, but he was only a small role, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He was an upfront plumber. Hey, what's good? Do you know he was an Ed? No, I do remember that show. I do remember that show. And I remember the movie as well, Ed TV. But no, I didn't know he's in that. Yeah, there you go. I had to make it was obsessed with Ed. I remember watching that too with Mum. It was like, it was like touted as the next sign felt, I remember. Oh, wow. Yeah, I know. It was. I don't remember that, but okay. That, that had legs. That's it. That's good. Okay. Cool. Excellent. Well, mine's a fairly short game. Mine is called If They Made It Now. And I essentially ask you questions of movies if they were to make it now, what would be blah, blah, blah. Okay. So we'll start off with an interesting one. If they made it now, what kind of car would Herbie be? Oh, a Tesla. A Tesla? Yeah. Not a, not a be-dub? No, it'd probably be a Tesla. Okay. Because we're all electric now. Yes. And he just doesn't get far like he just keeps conking out. No, no. And he's really expensive to fix. Yeah. And really annoying to look at. Yeah. Good answer. Good answer. If they made it now, what city would Casablanca be set? Oh, Bora Bora. That's a, that's a nation. Oh, it's not even a, that's the Maldives. It's meant to be, it's war. It's like during the war, isn't it? Yeah. It's kind of like a, what do you call it? Like a station city. Like a, I don't even know what you're fucking calling it, but it's like a neutral city where, you know, it's business as usual, but there's war all around it. So somewhere, well, that Casablanca, that's Africa, isn't it? So let's take it away from Africa. There's a, like a really sort of big military sort of base in Germany. Okay. Germany? Yeah. Okay. Any particular city or just, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Made today in the movie was called Dostleboff. Here's looking good to you on my little Raw and sandwich. Okay. Cool. I probably would go something like maybe Beirut or somewhere like that. Oh, okay. Okay. Um, what about what movie would scary movie parody if it was made these days? So that again, okay. Didn't, didn't articulate that very well. So if they made it now, yep, what would scary movie be a parody of? Because when it was made of the parody scream, yes, but predominantly scream. But if they were to make it for the first time now, what would it be about? I would love to see like a barbarian parody. That would be pretty funny. Instead of having those floppy little tits, she'd have like really big flaps. And she'd use the flaps to fly and chase them. Right. Yeah. I like that. Yep. You need to ride it. You can do it a little bit of it. And she took flight with her large labia. We could incorporate some black phone in there. Do some stuff with that. Oh, black phone. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. Um, I did hear there is another scary movie coming. So they may, they may touch on that. Oh, okay. Yeah. My house type of stuff. All right. So if they were to make Waynes world now, what format would their show be? It'd be a podcast. Yeah. For sure. Probably TikTok stars. Oh, what are you talking about? I mean, the Kenna lost us. Yeah. I kind of like if they come back, if they do a Waynes world three, wouldn't that be great if it was like that? And it was all like TikTok based and they're trying to keep up with the trends and they're doing like the little. What do you think about it too? If you think about it, like some of the biggest podcasts in the world are hosted by people their age now, like Joe Rogan and like, you know, they are the right age to be podcasters in a big way. Yep. Yep. You know, Mike, if you're watching credit us. We brought that idea to the table and we'd like some earnings from that, please. Thank you. Okay. So if they made it today, who would be the star of Last Action Hero? Is that, is that ani movie? Yeah, that's the movie where the kid idolizes Arnold Schwarzenegger and kind of gets sucked into the movie and becomes part of the action with him. I'd probably go with like Dave Petista is too boring for me. I just, I find him boring. So did it have to be like Hulk Hogan or like, oh, don't do not say Hulk Hogan. Okay, John Cena. Jesus. Right. I mean, he couldn't be more washed up if there was, if he ever there was a wrestler. There's always time for a comeback. No, there's not, there's not awful. Good rock. Keep rock. Yeah. You're really, you're really pitching to the Republicans right now. We didn't know it and everything and just make it real redneck. I'd love that. Okay. Cool. That's interesting. And, and no one in the world would pay to see that. So that's surely it would be someone like Chris Hemsworth. Like because he's the biggest action star on it. But that's the gist of Last Action Hero. It's the biggest action star of the planet, you know. Okay. John Cena then. Okay. All right. I'll pay that one, I suppose. Yeah. Yes. I think you've seen those hands. If they eventually do remake in, you know, another, and I'll do another earnest movie. He needs to be honest. Okay. Him and Jim Vani just look identical. Oh, do they? Yeah. I'll show you a photo letter. Okay. Okay. Last one. If they made it today, what toy would Ralphie desperately want in a Christmas story? Wow. You sounded like a little mini motorbike trying to kick start there. Oh, what's popular toys these days? That's, you'd know, you've got the little kids. Well, it's all Minecraft or Fortnite stuff. So I'd have to say like a creeper. Well, they'd want to something game related, wouldn't they? Yeah, it'd be something game related. So like a creeper from Minecraft or, I don't know, like a Lego set? Lego's a good one. Yeah, I'll let it go. Because obviously in the movie, it's a BB gun and they did remake a Christmas story. I don't know if people watching or listening know that. It was called eight bit Christmas and the thing that the kid wanted the most was a Nintendo. Oh, uh-huh. Yeah, it's great. It's a great redo. One of my friends just went and bought himself a Nintendo 64 and I was like, oh. Yep. Cool story. I know. Still got mine. Love it. Except I did sell all of my I sold all of my Nintendo 64 games a couple of years ago. Just kept one, which was Mario three and regret it. Just regret it. Yeah, I used to play Crash Bandicoot on that and then the PlayStation two. Because I was never a gamer, but for some reason, I hyper fixated on the Tony Hawk skateboarding game. But I think it was the actual music album that went along with it. Because there was a whole bunch of offspring and some 41 and rise against and all that kind of stuff. So Emo's paradise. Fucking frosted it mate. Frosted it mate. All right, let's move on to the next game. What you got? Okay, I have got a different version to fuck Mary kill. Okay, we're not killing anyone today. All right, we're sending them into witness protection. All right, so what has to happen with witness protection is obviously like you have to erase all signs of them. Okay, no one can know who they are, what they are, where they are, what they've done. Yeah, they essentially they still exist in the world, but we don't know it. Correct. So I have to send one of these people away forever. Correct into witness protection. So we've got fuck Mary witness protection. Okay. It's just the movie ensemble version as well. So all of these people are ensembles from different movies. Okay, so the first movie we have is the godfather. Yep. All right, so we've got Marlon Brando, El Pacino and James Khan. I'm still gonna fuck one of them. Yeah, I'll take it for the team if it's Marlon. Yeah, I'm going for Marlon. I'll fuck Marlon. Yeah, of course you would. Mary James Khan and witness protection for Elle. Wow, Scarface disappears forever. Yeah, yeah. Well, okay. All right, interesting. All right, Titanic. We've got Leo, Kate Winslet and Billy Zane. I have to fuck Kate. Duh. Simply do. She's the stunner. Okay, so I, because I was so fixated on her boobs, I forgot who the other two were. Leo and who else? You had PTSD flashbacks, but in a good way. Leo and Billy Zane. Oh, okay, so fuck Kate. And who, no, no, no. Billy Zane, so he's fuckable too, but no, it was definitely not Kate. He was definitely vulnerable. Well, now I'm just gonna throw, oh, controversial. I'm gonna throw Leonardo DiCaprio into witness protection program. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Whoa, those are some big claims, mister. Interesting. Billy Zane was in critters and Leo was in critters three. Yeah, I knew Billy Zane was in critters because I was looking up critters for this game. I saw Billy Zane because I was going to put critters on this if I'm just like, no, I'm going to do this instead. All right, big trouble in little China. You've got Kurt Russell, Kim Catrell and James Hong. Okay, so Kim Catrell can go into witness protection program? Correct answer, Kurt Russell. Yeah, correct answer. There we go. And, and Mary wants to face. James, he seems like a very sweet man. So I, James Hong is amazing and his body of work speaks for itself. Like, I'd rather retain that. Yeah, he sounds like a sweet, sweet man. All right, the three of egos. You got Steve Martin, Martin Short and Chevy Chase. I'm aware of who the three of egos are. I'm doing it to the podcast, mate. I mean, you could have, you could have rejected one and replaced with Phil Hartman or Alfonso Peru. I could have done love it. Okay, so the three amigos. So I would, oh my god, this is hard given the catalog of work that all three of them have done. So really, the fucking the Mary don't matter. It's all about the witness protection program here. Correct. That means I'll just be the game. I'm going to have to say, and it pains me to say it, we'll get rid of Martin Short. But hang on, that would have been your reaction, no matter who I said. Not quite, but close. Yeah, I just think when it comes to all of the great films they've made, he's made slightly less. Okay, okay. That's my rationale and the quality of some of his films are a lot lesser than the quality of theirs. Fair enough. Yeah, we don't have to fucking marry because it's all about that. Who are you marrying though? Probably Steve Martin, I think you do. Yes, correct. Yeah, correct. Yeah. All right, dodgeball, Vince Vaughn, Stephen Root, and Alan Tudic. All right, well, we'll throw Alan Tudic into the witness protection program. Oh, okay. Well, it's all in the surname. Well, Root, Stephen Root, yeah. Gonna root the root man. I reckon to this day, my favorite performance from Alan Tudic is in... 28 days? No, God, why is it with Heath Ledger, the night one? Yeah, first night. No, a night title. Yeah, I reckon that's probably one of my favorite performances from him. Yeah, no, I think everything he did in Firefly and Serenity, that's his problem. Oh, Firefly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. That was one of the first TV shows my husband and I watched together as a couple. It's a great show. Like it is a great show. I would argue it's better than both of you and I will combine. Wow, okay. Yeah, it's a lot more clever. Speaking of scream, Niv Campbell, Kourtney Cox, Matthew Lillard. Well, this don't matter either way. I don't give a shit about any of their bodies already. Okay, we'll keep... Oh, fuck Matthew Lillard, because I enjoy his stuff from Scooby-Doo and some of the other horror films he's done. Niv Campbell, I reckon we've seen Binhir, we put her in the witness protection program. Oh, okay. Yeah, because she's really beyond scream, she's not done that much. You're getting rid of Reef of Madness, which kind of puts a little bit of a rind in my idea. It's okay with me though. It's not though, it's not though, it should be. Well, I mean, alright, move on. I'll just pretend I don't take great offense to that. Good, nice. I like that you take Matthew Lillard down to Poundtown. Well, I mean, he looks poundable. I agree. I agree. Rot-row. You must be happy with that one. I am, I'm very happy with that one. Because despite how tired I am, it came straight up and I was like, "Oh, love it." So I assume that's the end of that one. Yes. Okay, fantastic. So the next one would be named The Influence. I'm going to name some famous movies and you're going to tell me the other movies that kind of influenced or inspired them. Okay. All right. This is going to go terribly. I'll try. It may. This first one is very obvious to people that are familiar with the movie. I don't know how familiar you are with the artist. Ooh, the artist. Is that the Adrian Brody one? No, that's the pianist. Yes. No, I'm not familiar with the artist. The artist was that it's a black and white film, one best picture at the Oscars a few years ago. Um, Chindler's list? No, it's just because it's black and white. The pianist? No. Okay. That one was singing in the rain. Oh, okay. Yes. It's all about the invention of the talkies and the overtaken silent movies and they took a lot of cues from singing in the rain. Okay. I should have said La La Land instead. Okay. All right. What about the shape of water? Ooh, that's the one where she fucks a mermaid. Yeah. No man. Is the water a beauty? Whatever the fuck it is. Ooh, little mermaid? No. Think back a lot further. The thing? You're on the right track, but no, but you're very close. You're warm. I'll give you one more. Blob. The blobby thing. Well, the creature from the black lagoon. Ah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of, you know, in the right direction, I'm still not going to pay it. Okay. Next one. Chick and rum. Typical. Ooh. Ooh. Love that movie. It's almost a remake just in animated form. Really? Oh, the great escape. Yes. Correct. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well done. Now there's two answers for this one, the Joker. Okay. Which one? The only one, the Joker. Um... It's got Joaquin Phoenix in it, if that's what you're... Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Come on. This one was so like, it was controversial because of it. It's basically a remake of essentially two films. One flew over over the Cuckoo's nest. You've seen one of these recently. Well, it has. Yeah. Okay. Taxi Driver. Oh. Oh. Yeah. And the other one is The King of Comedy, which is another Martin Scorsese film, almost a companion film to Taxi Driver. I can see Taxi Driver being the influence for that, actually. I can see it now that you've said that. In fact, Scorsese was attached to direct the Joker at one point before it changed hands. Did he write it? No, he didn't. He didn't. Okay. All right. You've got to know this one. Please. Oh, God. If you don't know, Mac and me. Is that the one with the robot in the, or the wheelchair goes off the cliff? Yes. It's not a robot though. It's not a robot. It's not a robot. Right. That was a disabled kid, by the way. Disabled? Yeah. That's what I thought it was either a wheelchair. I can't remember. Robot disabled kid, you know. So insensitive. I don't know what that's a remake. What is Mac and me about? I don't know. Oh my goodness. Okay. I've never seen it. The only clips I've ever seen of it is when whenever Paul Rudd is on like a talk show and he's like trying to promote his show, he always puts that thing, that clip of it going off the cliff. Well, what I will tell you a bit of fun fact, which I've probably said on the show before, this movie was widely or largely produced by McDonald's. So there's a lot of product placement in there, including the title Mac and me. Wow. Yep. But it is influenced very heavily. It's a knock off movie of ET. No. Really? Yeah. So Mac is an alien and me is the boy. Oh, so it's not a robot. It's an alien. Yeah. No, but no, yes, but the wheelchair off the cliff is I'm pretty sure the fucking disabled boy. Oh, it's not an alien in a way. No, I mean, I could be wrong, but I want to think that it's the disabled boy. It's funny. It's kind of the rails, just like the kid in the wheelchair. Oh, goodness. Interesting. Okay. What about Friday the 13th? Oh, you don't have to think far outside the box for this one. Um, Nightmare on Elm Street. Nope. That came later. Halloween? Yes. Yeah. Okay. Excellent. Good stuff. The secret life of pets. Oh, Toy Story? Uh huh. Last one would be Universal Soldier. Can you give me a synopsis? Well, it's got Dolph Longdon and Jean-Claude Van Damme. Oh, um, Crashing Tiger Hidden Dragon. What? Because they're Kung Fu artists. Do they not? No, not really. Oh, is this the boxing one? No, no, no, no. Keep going. Terminator. Really? Yeah. It's a sci-fi action movie where they play like, you know, like cyborg cops, you know, soldiers. Anyway. Cool. That sounds good. I like that. You'd love like the Universal Soldier franchise, particularly the first one is great, directed by Roland Emmerich, who, you know, did the day after tomorrow and Stargate and yeah, no, don't add it to your list. You've already told me what happens to that list after you add them. You've made no secret about that. I do plan on watching these eventually. She ignores it. No, I don't. It was a joke. I sent him a cute little joke from TikTok that said, people telling me I should watch certain movies and me telling them I'll add them to the list only to never watch them. Plan on watching them, but it's not true. I do. All right. Eventually. Don't brush me. Is that the end? Yes, it is. Nice. I've got a movie recommendation out of it. All right. My last one for you is going to be so freaking easy. Okay, because I had a great idea. It was just so hard to execute. So it's called, can you name them from their first TV appearance? Oh, that might not be easy at all. No, it's going to be pretty easy. Okay. You sent me out for failure. So these are like well-known celebrities now, kind of in like their first sort of TV appearances. I'm going to send you some photos and you're going to have to try and tell me who it is. You're going to be able to. Oh, it's okay. That sounds like a completely different game to what you just pitched a minute ago. Is it? Anyway, go ahead. Okay. All right. Can you name this person from their first TV appearance or one of their first TV appearances? Okay. I got it in large. That's pretty dark. Okay. And it's not David, Baryallis. I was going to say, is that David Baryallis? Is that Jeremy Renah? Yes. Okay. Excellent. That's from Angel. Yes. I recognize it. All right. Next one. Here it comes, enlarging. And now I am looking at Alison Hennigan. Yes. Excellent. She was in Roseanne. Yes, right. And around about that time, she made a movie. I think it was called My Stepmother as an Alien. I think that was an Alien. Yeah. Yep. Did that have Seth Greed in it or is that I killed the babysitter or something? No, I think it might have had Seth Greed with so many things back then. He was just that rang of it popped up. He was contracted. He was like a central cast and he was that rang a kid that they just kept. I know. Isn't he beautiful though? All right. This one. All right. Roseanne again. Oh, George Clooney. Yeah. Spoiler alert. The rest of these are from Roseanne. That's tag lazy. All right. Next one. You'll get this one straight away. Okay. Not only did I get that, I got at the same time, even though I'm in that chat, I got a notification saying that you just sent me a photo. So, you know, like, you really want to see these. Toby Maguire. Is that how I'm looking at? Toby Maguire. Look at his cute little face. Yeah. That was after he'd already been in. I think what was it? The Wizard. Really, really great cameo appearance when he was about five. Okay. Yep. Cool. This little cutie petootie went to market. Yep. Oh, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Yep. Look at how little he is. All right. Now let's stop. Let's talk about the stack hat haircut on. I know the 80s with the ball haircut. That's not even a ball haircut. Like that is, if you squint your eyes, one, it could be a Vulcan from Star Trek, but two, if you squint your eyes, that is a stack hat. He's safe. He's being really safe. And he's wearing a t-shirt that says sporting life. Stack hat sport. Okay. Yeah. All the cool kids. All right. Let's just stop for a moment and just acknowledge the paper towel on the wall. Who remembers that, everybody? Paper towel in the kitchen wall before they put them inside cupboards and stuff. Yep. Under the spotlight. Mine still sits on top of my kitchen bench. I'm lazy. Yeah. Hashtag lazy. That's right. All right. Last one. This one's probably, this one's probably the hardest one. Okay. So I might do it up. I'm going to, I've zoomed it so I can only see one character in time. So I'm going to move across. Okay. I'm going to scan from right to left. Okay. Well, I'm going from left and that's the first one on screen. Let's see if we can spot the others in there. Hang on a second. Almost, almost. It's not like behind him. It could be Martha Plimpton. All right. Oh, totally could be. All right. And then we have at the back, you've got bloody, what's his name from Twilight fucking Edward. Oh, that's Pattinson. Yeah. Yeah. Before he was even born. Yep. Love in the flat top next to him. And then we've got Candice Cameron Burr on the very end in the pink. Yep. That'll do. Look at you go. Oh, Roseanne. Yeah. Oh, look, I love that show. That was one of the greats. That one did rival sign fail. That was a very relatable TV show for a lot of people I reckon. I went back and watched, re-watched all of Roseanne. They're quite a while ago. And it's just, you know, it's funny. It's really funny because it does resemble real life, actually, really well. But also, like, it really hits you in the feels, too. Like John Goodman, he just, there's nobody like him. When he used to launch into protective dad mode or protective husband mode and just go and fucking punch people's lights out, that was always great. That's the dream. And I remember, I remember controversy, like, I remember controversy. You can't do that on television. It's like, well, he is representing a real emotion there. That a lot of people, a lot of dads feel. He's acting out their fantasies for them, you know? Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Great stuff. I love that show completely. Because you're all the tingles. Yes. Love it. Excellent. So that's the end of that one. No more pictures. That's it. No more pictures. Well, I mean, firstly, I'm grateful there's no more pictures because I have the fact of them in the end. But also, I was enjoying that immensely. Yeah. It's just so hard to find them. Yeah. So hard. I really enjoyed doing that, though. I found them pretty easy. You turned into that little ray kid from the memes. Yeah, that's the one. That's the one. All right. Final game for the show. It's an easy one. It is called remake or sequel. You've got to tell me if these movies are remakes or sequels. Oh, shit. Okay. Okay. And bonus points, if you can tell me what they're a remake or a sequel to. You're playing with fight here, man, but I'll give it a go. Okay. The Magnificent Seven. You've said this before. And my two answers were the hateful eight and the ridiculous six. Nothing's changed because I can't remember what you said. You also instinctively went to the actual remake of Magnificent Seven. But the original Magnificent Seven, was that a remake or was it a sequel? Oh, it was a it was a remake. Yeah. Yeah. The Magnificent Seven. Seven Samurai. Oh, okay. Yes. You've told me that before. Yeah. Good to see. Pay attention and retain knowledge. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. What about the last days of pattern? George C. Scott. Oh, thank you. Yep. That helped a lot. Oscar winning performance. Yeah. No, I know. Yeah. Definitely. I'm fully aware of the last the last days of pattern. Yeah. Yeah. Of David Patton. Look, I'm just going to say like the dress like his daughter. I don't know. What is the last word in that movie title? Patton. Yep. Does that ring any bells for you? Patton Olsbolt. Oh, no. Okay. It's a sequel to Patton. Oh, look. The uber famous movie Patton that he won an Oscar for. Yeah. No, that was going to be my next guess. Okay. Excellent. Next one. They call me Mr. Tibbs. Oh. No. I have to admit. Is that a remake of Justa? We need to do this game knowing them well that you weren't going to know half of these. All right. So that's a... Is that a sequel of Justa, Tibbs? No, I don't know. Don't you play that every night? Yeah. Most night. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So now you just have to guess if it's a remake or a sequel. Like that's as easy as this game is. Remake. No. It's a sequel to In the Heat of the Night City audio film. I'm also far off. Far out. What about the devil's rejects? Oh, that's a remake. No. It's a sequel to House of a Thousand Corpses Rob Zombie movie. Oh, okay. Okay. Yep. There's three films in that trilogy. What's the third one? Okay. We just ruined my next one. Oh, sorry. That's all right. What about the next one? What about three from Hell? It's a sequel. The devil's rejects. All right. What about three men and a baby? Oh, that's a... Oh. Remake? Yeah. Do you know the name of the original film? Um... It's a French film. No. Three men and a cradle. Oh. Yes. They snatch it. Shouldn't do that. Do you know what the sequel to Three Men and a Baby is? Three Men and a Little Lady? That's the one. Yeah. And what's the name of the proposed third one that they are still trying to make apparently? Three Men and a Little Woman. No. Three Men and a Bride, I believe. Oh, okay. Right. Yeah. But I mean, those men are grandpa's now. Yeah. Couldn't it be Three Men and a successful boss lady? Why did you do me getting married? Well, I just think because when they first kick start of that production or try to get off the ground, you know, times had not changed that much. Okay. Fair enough. It could be. It could be, you know. Three Men and an executive. Yes. I prefer that one. Okay. What about, um, once upon a time in Mexico? Oh. Remake? sequel. Oh. It's the third one actually. Jesus. The sequel to Desperado with Antonio Banderas. Okay. Yep. And that was a sequel to El Mariachi. Okay. I don't know that one, but I do know Desperado. El Mariachi, Robert Rodriguez's first movie. He made it for like $2,000 and it's a banger. Whoa. Yeah. It's great. Good for him. Great. He came up on the scene at the same time as Tarantino, those two sort of. Wow. Okay. El Mariachi Reservoir Dogs are around about the same time. Nice. What about a long time of Spider? I've heard of this movie. I don't know what it's about. Got Morgan Freeman? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Little Anton Jotchen. Um. Remake? sequel. It's the sequel to Kiss the Girls. Oh. Okay. Yep. Which is a great serial killer movie. Cool. All righty. What about US Marshals? With Tommy Lee Jones, Robert Danny Jr., Wesley Snipes, Joey Pants. Um, sequel. Yes. Two. What was this one called? US Marshals. Oh, UK Marshals. The Future Div. Yeah. Yep. Okay. Yeah. That great Harrison Ford movie that Tommy Lee Jones won the Oscar for. Oh, nice. Well, that is that is completely up Chloe's Alley. That one. What is it? The Future Div? Oh, the Future Div. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So US Marshals is the sequel. Hello. Yeah. Nice. All right. We've got one more to go. Yep. Remake or sequel, Father of the Bride. sequel. Remake. Oh, what? Father of the Bride. Oh. Spencer Tracy movie back in the late 50s, early 60s. Okay. Okay. And there was a sequel. Um, was it Father of the Bride too with Steve Martin? Is a remake of another sequel to the original, which was called Father's Little Dividend. Oh, no. Oh, no, no. Why? Father's Little Dividend. Yeah. That's no. It's a great movie. I don't believe you. Um, that sounds horrible. You don't believe me that that Spencer Tracy movie Father's Little Dividend is great. I will. It may be great. I wish they called it something different. It's a 1916's for God's sake. Jesus. I would not survive. I know. Well, I can catch Chloe next week in Little Miss Progressive. Little Miss P.C. I've always thought you'd be pissy. All righty. Then why the fucking little rang a kid. That's the little lines here. That's it. That's the episode. That's the show. I think that is a cluster fucker to be honest with you. Oh, so many things. One of our worst. But we laughed a lot, which was really nice. We, I don't know. Do we laugh at each other with each other or just because we couldn't make sense of anything? All of the above. And that's beautiful. That's art. That is my friend. Art. What else is there to be said? Thanks for watching. I guess everybody jump on to Facebook and join our little group, the Wednesday update group. It's a little side thing that we have. And you can contact us there. Get in touch and give us topics to talk about. That'd be great. Yeah, absolutely. And try to unfuck this cluster. And now our clothes are going to wash the gray right out of it. You're like, I couldn't. We can't throw love in kid.