KBKabaret Week 101 Podcast Show Notes
A Kallaballo of Variety in Parlor City
Upstate New York: Leatherstocking Region
Show contains original skits, observations, music, and even recipes
Producer, Host, and Head Writer: Bree Harvey
Actors: Bree Harvey, Kate Murray, Judy McMahon, Charles Berman, John Carey, and John Montgomery.
Musical Guest Laila Belle
All Songs Written by Amy(vocal, acoustic guitar) and Ward Puryear (electric guitar, acoustic guitar)
With Jason Shegogue (electric guitar, lap steel)
Chris Ploss (drums)
Scott Nelson (bass)
Special Guest Writers Carol Silverberg and Dr. Fluffy
Granny Ada
Written by Bree Harvey
Swingers Episode
Starring Judy McMahon and Bree Harvey
Beulah Dehsams, Parlor City’s Chef Extraordinaire
Written By Bree Harvey
Episode: Beulah’s Red Velvet Wedding Cake
Recipe Red Wine Red Velvet Cake (found on the KBKabaret’s App)
Starring: Judy McMahon, John Montgomery, and Bree Harvey
Clueless Barry
Episode: Almost Date
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Charles Berman, John Carey, and Bree Harvey
Musical Guest Amy Puryear of Laila Belle
“Stirring Honey In”
Professor McFluff and the Student
Written by special guest writer: Carol Silverberg
Starring Kate Murray and John Montgomery
Laila Belle with Amy Puryear
“Blue Twilight”
Brass Astros
Episode 4: Money
Written John Montgomery
Starring John Montgomery, Kate Murray, John Carey, and Bree Harvey
Laila Belle with Amy Puryear
“Cochise County”
Sit Down Family
Written by John Carey
Starring John Carey, Kate Murray, John Montgomery, and Bree Harvey
Laila LaBelle with Amy Puryear
“Songbird”
Sound Engineer and Announcer: Charles Berman
Assistant Sound Engineer: Valentine- Terrell- Monfeuga
Original Music Written By Bree Harvey
Arraigned by Cristina Dinella
Produced by BHH Productions L. L. C.
©2016 All rights reserved.
Rerun 2017 ©
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BHH Productions presents KB Cabaret, an original variety show. With your host, Brie Harvey. Hi folks and welcome to KB Cabaret. My name is Brie Harvey, head writer and producer of this show. KB Cabaret is a caliber of original skits, songs, poetry, and short stories. What's caliber you ask, magic from a child's creative imagination. I was fine when I coined that word and it's been with my family ever since. The settings originate from my hometown Parler City. And the stories originate from people who are a product of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental. Thank you, Kate. That folks, obviously, is my lawyer. Starring my friends, the Parler City players, Judy McMahon, Kate Murray, Molly Murray, Charles Berman, John Kerry, John Montgomery, Bill Murray, and me. Your host, Brie Harvey. Welcome to our town, welcome to Parler City, where our friends come, come out to play. When neighbors don't leave, they stay and chat a while. Welcome to our town to KB Cabaret. On this week's episode of KB Cabaret, we present music from our special guests, the country band Lila Bell. Welcome to our town to KB Cabaret. Mornings are a special time for me. My rituals are simple, a good cup of coffee, soft classical music, and a little daily feature in our local newspaper called Advice with Granny Atta. And now, KB Cabaret presents Advice with Granny Atta. Parler City's cherished Advice columnist. Dear Granny Atta, my husband has a great job, great benefits, and a great boss. We're always welcome to visit the boss's country club to play golf with him, have lunch with him, and on occasions we even have dinner with him and his wife. They are a lovely couple and a joy to be with. However, the other night they got drunk. I think they were already drunk when we went over to dinner because they did not respect our circle of space. The wife sat way too close to my husband and his boss was very hands-on and close to me. At dinner I swear both of them had their hand on each of my thighs. I was sitting between them. Now Granny Atta, my husband, has worked for this man and his company for over ten years. We have even babysat their little girl. We never expected anything like this before. We usually love to be with them for when they are sober. They are the nicest of people. What should we do, signed, not fond of being fondled? Dear fondled, how delightful! You seem to think you can pick and choose when and where these perverts will be sober. How do you even think they were drinking that much? Maybe they needed a few shots to be able to do what they've been planning to do for a while. These people are sick, and you and your husband should stay away from them socially. If this becomes a problem for your husband at work, my suggestion is to document and photograph any indiscretion, then quit and sue. I just have one more word to say. Ick. Thank you for writing, honey, and have a nice day. Granny Adam. You, hoo, anybody home? Right here, Billa, I'm doing the show. Ladies and gentlemen, Parlour City Chef extraordinaire, Bula de Champs. Oh, how kind. So, Bula, staying out of trouble? Well, I'm doing my best and thank you, my dear, for posting bail. My pleasure, Bula. Just don't sing out loud during movies anymore. I promised, dear. Did you like the whiskey spiked caramel corn I sent you last week? I made some for guests to head over, and I could not make enough. It was an enormous hit. It always is. So what's new at the Deschamps house on? Well, my boyfriend, Bobby, decided to leave the house. I can't blame him with my soon-to-be ex Leon hovering about. So he found an apartment to live in? Yes. Paulie has an extra room, so he let him rent out the space. Oh, well, that's nice that your son is getting along so well with your boyfriend. It is special to see. They've developed quite a bond. Your son's on and off again. Piancé Charlene's still in the picture? Unfortunately, yes. That Paul, Danson, tucker-maker is still hanging around. And your soon-to-be ex Leon? He's like sticky marshmallow fluff. I can't get him off my hands. Oh, no, he's coming up the path now. Bula. Bula. What do you want, Leon? I'm on the show with Brie. That's why I'm here. I thought maybe we could share this recipe with Brie. Oh, my, oh, my. This does bring back memories. What is it? Well, this is the recipe for our red velvet wedding cake we had 30 years ago. I just happened to come across it while I was looking for my revolver. Revolver? You know, I like to clean it every once in a while. Anyway, this, in my mind, is the best recipe for red velvet. We used no color, and did we, Leon? No, ma'am. Bue and I only used real ingredients. How did you get it red, then? Red wine, ma'am. Real red strong wine, the stronger, the more rich the flavor. We used a 15% Italian red blend, didn't we? Like this here. Oh, Leon. I have in my hands three glasses and a bottle of ill papa vero, papa veron, 2011. Obviously not the same vintage we had 30 years ago, but mighty close. Well, this is amazing. Thank you, Leon. I will take a rain check for the wine, but I have to say I never even thought to use red wine for a red velvet cake. Oh, yes, dear. We put in a little vodka in the cake in frosting too, just to make it even more wonderful. There is now a red velvet vodka out on the market that can be used as well. The recipe is very simple. Oh, yes. The usual eggs, butter, brown and white sugar, flour, of course, cocoa. And I would use Vietnamese cinnamon since it is stronger than regular cinnamon. Wow. Sounds amazing. As this wine, say, Bula, since Brie is not partaking, why don't we open this now next store? Well, what do you say? For old times, Brie, I'll leave this recipe here with you, share it with the audience. I'm going to take up Leon on his offer. After you, Bula, bye, Brie. Bye, Brie. Hi. Well, frankly, I can't wait to try out this cake. I bet you can't either. So to be fair, I am publishing this on our new KB Cabaret app. You can download the app for your iPhone or Android on iTunes, Google Play or Amazon. Just search for KB Cabaret. That's KBK, A-B-A-R-E-T. [MUSIC] Would you like another drink, sir? Yeah. I guess I'll have another beer. OK. Can I get your appetizer while you're waiting? No. No, I'm good. And I'll be right back with the beer. Thanks. Hey, Davis. Well, it's about time. I was here over half an hour waiting for you. Why weren't we supposed to meet at 8.30? No. 8 o'clock. The band started at 6 and ends at 9.30. Oh. Well, sorry. You just got out of work. I could see that. You have dirt and grass all over you. Well, I'm Olans and dirt and grass are part of the territory. Yeah, I'm aware of that. But you could have at least cleaned up a little when you're trying to impress a woman, which gets me to the other point. Where's your new girlfriend? I thought you were going to bring her. I didn't call her yet. You didn't call her yet? You said you wanted to bring her here three days ago. I thought she would have at least asked her out. I didn't want to be pushy. Pushy? This is a Friday night. Women like to be given a little bit of notice. Well, I blew our first date last week and I thought I'd just call her from here, ask if she wants to join me. Uh-huh. And how did you ruin it last week? I work hard and have to pay the bills, you know. Yeah, I got it. But how did you ruin your first date last week? Well, I said I'll pick her up at three on Saturday and then we could see a movie and have dinner. Yeah. But the day was so sunny and nice I figured I'd put in a few more lawns, get some more cash. So when did you figure this? Huh? When did you decide to work more? I don't know. Round two, two thirty. Ha. Bet you was thrilled that you called her the last minute. That's just it. She wasn't. She said she had a life and needed more notice. Bet you even slammed the phone down. How did you know? Did she tell you? No. I never met her. Remember? Let's just say it was a lucky guess. Yeah, I'll say. So now I'll just call her from here and tell her she can drive over if she wants to hang out. Oh, she'll love that. How far does she live from here, anyhow? She lives about a half an hour away. Music will be over by nine thirty. It's already past eight thirty. So your point? My point is, oh never mind. Call the poor woman up. What's her name? Barbara. Well. Well, call her. Okay. Okay. Geez. Hi. I'm not available to talk at the moment, but your call is important to me. Leave your name, time you call, and a short message after the tone and I will go back to you as soon as I can. Have a nice day. Oh, and if this is Barry, don't bother leaving a message. You're probably calling last minute and I have a life. Don't think I'm waiting by the phone waiting for you to eventually call. She's not home. Oh, you could have left a message. Nah. Why not? I don't know. Maybe she went out with her mother. Can I get you anything? Yeah. Two beers. Anything else? Common sense. Sorry, sir, we just ran out. Funny, Davis. I thought so. You know, I think I'm destined to be a bachelor. Said the man who doesn't try to change his ways. Maybe I should get a few cats. Yeah, David, but that'll be the only push. Here are your beers. Thank you. Thanks. You think Barbara will text me? You'll never learn, Barry. You'll never learn. Will Barry finally take Barbara out and leave the cats at home? Or will Barry get his little kitty cats and stay at home and knit sweaters? Or will the server come up with a good helping of common sense? Stay tuned for the next episode of Clueless Barry. Okay, so you heard a little bit about stirring honey in, which is a really, really cool song by a band called Lila Bell. And in my studio at BHH Productions, I have Amy Perrier. Hi, Amy. Hi. Nice to have you on our show. What I show. Hi. Listening to your song, you definitely have a country sound. Well, you know, I think I am a country girl, but it's going hand in hand, I guess. I love country music. And this song and all of the songs, actually, on your new album are really great to listen to. It has that kind of smooth melt in your mouth type of quality, the melt in your ears type of quality that just makes you want to hear more and more and more. Tell me a little bit about stirring honey in, because just the name itself is cool. Well, I was stirring honey in a long time ago. I think it was 2005, and so it's great, but it's finally been recorded. I was actually just strolling down the street in springtime, and I was kind of a rough spell with my love life. Heather, we all. Anyway, it all worked out fine, but, you know, in the spring, the lilacs were blooming and the magnolias were coming out, and everything was just kind of the sweet side of everything that's shining through, and I kind of just came up with that idea of stirring honey in. And, you know, sometimes when things aren't quite working out in a relationship, if both people really actually wanted to work out, they bring a lilacs to honey or a lilacs for sugar and make it sweet again, and for that, through that one came from. So let's listen to this little sweet song called "Sturry Honey In." We heard a little bit about it and we heard a little from it in the beginning. Let's play some more of it, and we'll be back with Amy Perrier. ♪ I got the wind in my sights, but it just died down ♪ ♪ Gotta figure out how to make it blow ♪ ♪ I've been movin' all around far from this crossroad town ♪ ♪ But it just died down ♪ ♪ I got the sun on my back, but it just sunk up ♪ ♪ Now the cold night is tearing through my soul ♪ ♪ I'm yearning for that heat, searching for something sweet ♪ ♪ But it just sunk up ♪ ♪ I was doin' alright, I was feelin' fine ♪ ♪ Since I got your lovin' arms off in my mind ♪ ♪ Now you're comin' around again ♪ ♪ You're stirin' honey in ♪ ♪ Sugar and honey in ♪ ♪ Sugar and honey in ♪ ♪ I can't sleep at night ♪ ♪ Since I got back home ♪ ♪ I watched the stars burn out and moon will score ♪ ♪ Up in this country sky ♪ ♪ I watched the stars and moon go back ♪ ♪ Watch the stars and moon go back ♪ ♪ I had it all worked out ♪ ♪ I had it all planned right ♪ ♪ But baby, baby ♪ ♪ When I close my eyes tonight ♪ ♪ That's where we'll meet again ♪ ♪ Where our lovin' has no end ♪ ♪ When I close my eyes tonight ♪ ♪ I was doin' alright ♪ ♪ I was feelin' fine ♪ ♪ Since I got your lovin' arms off of my mind ♪ ♪ Now you're comin' around again ♪ ♪ You're stirin' honey in ♪ ♪ Sugar and honey in ♪ ♪ Sugar and honey in ♪ ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ ♪ I got the whole city ♪ ♪ It's when I'm on the road ♪ ♪ And I'm heart-sicked ♪ ♪ I've been movin' all day long ♪ ♪ I miss our traveling style ♪ ♪ The open road that goes for my eyes ♪ ♪ I miss our traveling style ♪ ♪ Magnolias line the streets of my hometown ♪ ♪ With the sense of lovin' all around ♪ ♪ There's no confusing it ♪ ♪ There's no refusing it ♪ ♪ Magnolias ♪ ♪♪♪ And now, a sketch by special guest writer Carol Silverberg. Well, class. Now that I've returned and gone over your final exam, we are done with the semester. I thank you all for the time and effort you put into class. I hope you all enjoy your break. Excuse me, Professor McFluff. Yes, Andy. Do you have a question? Yes, Professor McFluff. Can I take the final exam? Sorry? Can I take the final exam? No, it's too late. The exam was last week. The semester is over. The campus is closing down today. I want to take the exam. I need to pass this class. I just gave back the tests to the other students. I also just went over the answers with the entire class. How can I fairly give you the exam? What prevents you from cheating? You are friends with the rest of the class, so they can easily text you the answers, even if you were not paying attention in class today. Because yes, by the way, you did fall asleep a few times. The snoring made us all aware of that. I promise I won't look at my cell phone. Well, that's good. Still, you did miss the exam. The exam was last week. I do not allow make-ups. Why were you not here for the exam? I was busy. And why did you miss the last three weeks of class? I was busy. I see. You need to read the syllabus. I do not accept late work. I want to take the exam. Did you even prepare for the exam? You were required to see a live presentation and write about that presentation. Did you see the presentation? No. I was busy. So, even if I allow you to take the exam, what will you write about? I'll make something up. Oh, I see. And if you let me use my phone, I can use stuff from the internet. So, will you let me take the exam? Tomorrow, today, I'm busy. No, again, I do not accept late work. And besides, campus is closed tomorrow and the rest of the week for break. I think you're being totally unfair and unreasonable. This is unjust. Can't you see the effort I'm making here? You should let me take the exam. Goodbye. I'm leaving now. If you don't let me take the exam, then I'm not giving you a hot tomato rating on grademycollegeinstructures.com. Well, you didn't say anything about the hot tomato rating. Here's the exam. Don't worry about the spelling. And we're back with Amy, Career, I'm from Lila Bell. Now, just the name itself, Lila Bell. Where did you come up with this name? For Lila Bell, my baby girl's name when I was pregnant. If I had a girl, that was going to be my girl, Lila Bell's career. I had a boy. I loved dearly. His name is Willie Jones' career. So, my Lila Bell kind of just split up the spirit and years later, we were trying to think of a band's name and went through all months of thinking and trying to figure out the best name for our band. And that's kind of a tricky thing to do. Eventually, we were actually in the studio making our record about a year and a half ago in Nashville. And I suggested the name Lila Bell. And I told my band members what that name meant to me, what it was about. And everyone just loved it instantly. And so, just felt right. The band really is my other baby. The songs and the music and the band itself. And so, it really does fit and feel. It's a perfect name for our band. Now, you and your husband started this band, Lila Bell? We did. Yep. We're both in the band. We write all the songs. He writes about half of them and I write the other half. He plays electric guitar. And I get to sing them. So, the lucky girl that gets to sing beautiful songs that he writes as well. Yeah. And who else is in the band? We have Jason Shago, who's been with us for a long time. He plays electric guitar and last feel. We recently started playing with a great rhythm section. Chris Poss is playing drums and Scott Nelson is playing bass. Okay. And when did this start? How many years ago did you begin? You know, we just named Lila Bell a year and a half ago. So, kind of Lila Bell sort of then. But before that, my husband Ward and myself and Jason and then a bunch of different rhythm sections that we played with over the year. So, we've been playing these songs really for about, I'd say, close to eight or ten years. More seriously, the past few and, you know, trying to make a record and all that gets you a little more in it. And the CD is called Lila Bell? Just Lila Bell? Yeah, the self title. A self title which was just released actually like a year ago? It was. It was released last year in July at the grassroots festival. The next song we're going to be listening to is "Blue Twilight." You want to tell me a little bit about this song? This is one of the songs that my husband Ward career wrote. It's a beautiful song. It's got a certain sex. I know, just a certain deep side that some of our other songs don't really tap into. And it's really just giving love and spirit to those of bass songs that aren't just anymore. But they're always so close for her. Very nice. So sort of those melt in your ear moments of country music which I love to listen to. All right, so let's listen to "Blue Twilight." [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] Well folks, that's all for today's show of KB Cabaret. I want to thank you, our wonderful audience for tuning in. KB Cabaret could not exist without you. I would also like to thank our hard-working actors and writers, Kate Murray, Judy McMahon, Molly Murray, Charles Berman, John Kerry, John Montgomery, and Bill Murray. And I'd like to thank our hard-working son engineer, Charles Berman, and his assistant, Valentine, Monfuega, my musical engineer, Dave Rice, and a special shout-out to Christina Danella, my former music engineer, who is now working on Broadway. KB Cabaret is always looking for original musicians and writers, inquire at kbcabaret.com. And sponsors, we have a special page just for you at kbcabaret.com. Just go on to the sponsors link and hook up with our climbing number of over 20,000 plus listeners and growing. And we are generating live on this show, our podcasts and on iTunes. In Parlour City, there are no goodbyes, only farewells. Until next time, this is Brie Harvey. Have a callibou type of day. Thank you for coming, coming to stay a while. Thank you for coming to spend some time. 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