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137: Satisfying Our God Complex

SUBSCRIBE TO THE NEW BNC CHANNEL: https://bit.ly/45Pspyl   Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/3OZxwpr NEW MERCH: https://shoptmgstudios.com  This week, Brooke and Connor are diving into your niche hobbies and shower thoughts from bed chambers to breaking down animal kingdom beauty standards. Plus, they reminisce on old BBM messages and try to find a new hobby together.  Join our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/5356639204457124/  For 25 meals for just $2.99 per meal, head to https://Dinnerly.com/offer/BANDC and use code BANDC. Find your perfect bra at https://skims.com and select “Brooke & Connor” in the drop down menu after you checkout.  Live your best digital life and get 60% off Webroot at https://webroot.com/brookeandconnor.  Get the coverage you need. Check out https://StateFarm.com or try their app because Like a Good Neighbor, State Farm is there. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron  CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood. 0:00 Feeling Shyyy 0:10 Intro 0:30 Stop The Count 3:13 The Most Annoying Guy 5:03 Brooke’s Hamilton Obsession 8:03 Summer vs School Birthdays 11:11 Dinnerly 12:44 Max’s Travel Plans 14:25 Most Expensive Poops 15:45 Lots of Stories to Come 17:00 Lying In Bars 20:32 Shower Thought: Sand 23:19 SKIMS 24:13 Zillow Stalking 27:17 Connor’s Moldy Apartment 30:50 How Does Dry Cleaning Work? 34:40 Lost Items 36:18 WebRoot 37:50 Getting Lice & Swine Flu  40:15 Raising Insects 42:30 Animal Kingdom Beauty Standards 45:00 Connor’s Pet Worm 47:20 Living Is Dangerous 49:48 State Farm 51:15 Becoming A Collector  53:27 Bring Back Old Phones 1:00:23 HSM Is Grease? 1:03:02 Explicit DMs 1:04:30 Doing Hobbies Together 1:06:14 Miniature Animals 1:09:05 See You In Bonus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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1h 10m
Broadcast on:
12 Sep 2024
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Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood.

0:00 Feeling Shyyy
0:10 Intro
0:30 Stop The Count
3:13 The Most Annoying Guy
5:03 Brooke’s Hamilton Obsession
8:03 Summer vs School Birthdays
11:11 Dinnerly
12:44 Max’s Travel Plans
14:25 Most Expensive Poops
15:45 Lots of Stories to Come
17:00 Lying In Bars
20:32 Shower Thought: Sand
23:19 SKIMS
24:13 Zillow Stalking
27:17 Connor’s Moldy Apartment
30:50 How Does Dry Cleaning Work?
34:40 Lost Items
36:18 WebRoot
37:50 Getting Lice & Swine Flu 
40:15 Raising Insects
42:30 Animal Kingdom Beauty Standards
45:00 Connor’s Pet Worm
47:20 Living Is Dangerous
49:48 State Farm
51:15 Becoming A Collector 
53:27 Bring Back Old Phones
1:00:23 HSM Is Grease?
1:03:02 Explicit DMs
1:04:30 Doing Hobbies Together
1:06:14 Miniature Animals
1:09:05 See You In Bonus!!!

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I hate my birthday so much, that's why I'm being weird. I know, I don't know how to, I don't know what to do. This is the, this is coming out on the 12th. So yeah, one day after your birthday. Yay. Happy, by the way. Thank you so much, wait, this is so weird, hang on. So we're recording this in the past. And that's important to note because I have to say, I don't know what's going to happen in between now and September 10th, anything could happen. I'm going to throw up thinking about, I thought my birthday was next year, I thought my birthday was next year, y'all. It is. You just have one before that too. Second the head, stop, stop the count, stop the count. Stop the clock. Oh my God, you are in your moment. What? What? What is the song from? Boom. What's, what's the air? Sorry. He's turning. And he's like, I'm feeling I'm running out of time. I'm not turning. Stop. I know you're going to be in your fear. I'm saying, okay, redacted, redacted, redacted, redacted, redacted, all of that redacted. When you do one long beep, I'm not kidding, I'm not kidding. No. But you know, yeah, and he did die. You know when, so, all right, that was, he was feeling there was an anciness to that. He was like, I feel like I'm running out of time. Clock is ticking. Drop dead. You know how Republicans always seem to be finding missing ballots? Mm hmm. You're going to find a loss here. The opposite. Yeah. There's too many ballots, too many years have been counted. Yeah. Throw some away. I don't mind. I do think that we should get the COVID years back. No, that's what Korea did. Korea got two years back, which I think like, that would really mean a lot to me. No, it would mean so much. The difference between 28 and 26. Yeah. It ain't right. Right. Give my years back. I want to send in like a, you know, the coupons that you send in and you get a rebate? I want an age rebate coupon. What? I want an age rebate. Okay. Confused? No, I thought you said something else. Well, that's because I made something up. What do you think? Nothing. I said age rebates. No, I know. What? Let's move on. What do you think I said? AIDS rebate. Now, why, why, why, why, why, why would I ever say AIDS? I don't know. That's why I had, had that reaction. Well, you guys, as you can see, Izzy threw me a birthday party on set and like, I want to be very clear. It's August 19th, August 20th. Yeah. So I came in and I was like, you have a few more weeks left. So I'm going to come here and hold me back from hitting broken my face. You could. I would get a lot of like sympathy points. No, I somehow still think that I somehow still think that people are not following on Instagram. I think somehow still people would be like, well, she would kind of had a comment. She should have known better. She really should have known better because Connor like, we know it's hard. He wouldn't just hit Brooke without reason. Yeah. Oh, that's like Dave Portland. I call me annoying. Oh, do you want to talk about that? I didn't think you would. I don't care. Okay. I genuinely. I need to stop eating. I'm so sorry. Thank you. For those of you that don't know Dave Fort and I called Connor, uh, annoying, annoying. No, I'm like, several, like, several minutes pro long is like a prolonged, like most annoying guy I've ever met. That's like, I would be like, that is, that looks nothing but good for you to be called annoying by Dave Portland for being friendly. I think that like that does nothing, but like boost you. I didn't listen to the episode, but I couldn't help but I did catch that you, you said he said I was the most annoying guy I has ever met. Is that what you said? Like something like that. So I currently hold the world record for most annoying guy Dave Portland was ever met. But I'm saying like that's like, that looks great for you. Like if any celebrity, if you could call it that could hate you, I would pick Dave Portland. And like the reason that he hates you is awesome for being too nice. I'll take it. Yeah, I agree. That's like you should be bragging about it. I didn't lose any sleep over that. I wouldn't. Oh, I am so obsessed with Hamilton. Where'd that come from? I mean, I've always been obsessed with Hamilton, but I was in Trader Joe's the other day in this one specific song, the last song who lives, who dies, who tells your story came on. And that's when a Hamilton has died at this point, be a gunshot and a lie that his wife is like, if only you had more time, but like, don't worry, I, I had time. And so I did what you would want me to do. And I like made the, I made an orphanage, the first private orphanage like in your honor because Hamilton was an orphan. Yeah. I literally gone or I was clutching the canned soup aisle because I was the, I had the wind knocked out of me. It's by that line. It's times and places like that where it's like, you didn't put that song on? No, I didn't. And lyrics begin to hit you differently when you, when you haven't, when you weren't like, your body wasn't like, clicking a song versus a song coming on, fully different experience with the song. Yeah. Yeah. And I understand what you're saying. No, yeah, totally. And so when, you know, Eliza is talking about establishing the first, first private orphanage in New York City completely, like when knocked out of me, and then ever since then I've been seeking out the soundtrack and it is literally, like I don't, I genuinely, I don't think you'll like it, which is just, which is fine. Yes, DF, but like it is like so like beyond exquisite. And I just, it like brings me actual pain to know that like we have come to a place where we're making fun of Lin-Manuel Miranda instead of acknowledging like the genius that that man is. I think a lot of geniuses have things that you could make fun of about them. Yes, but it's gotten to the point where like people have stopped taking him seriously. It's hard when he takes photos and he's like this. You're going to catch Patrick on fire in your candles. Blown. Um, like it's just like you're allowed to be a genius and silly and goofy. Well, then don't expect, yeah, everyone to take you seriously. It's just like how could you listen to Hamilton and be like, I'm choosing to not take this man seriously. I guess I got to see it in person because I, I don't know. You know, it's fully like filmed and published on Disney plus the entire Broadway production of it. What's a girl got to do to get your eyes on that? I could do it. Do you think? Yeah, I think I could. I'd like it. Okay. All right. Maybe we could have a few cans and you know, I've got a, yeah, you know, I've got a great movie apartment now. What do you do? Yeah. And you didn't. A lot of people don't know. My currents are up now so you can close the curtains and make it a cave. I'm, I'm to the point where I want to write a letter to our local government and say, make it, make it thunderstorm. We have the richest people in the world sitting in Malibu and in the palisades. I know that someone has a, has a machine that can make it rain and thunderstorm for like a three day period. Make it rain, trick. It hasn't rained in a really long time. It's really affecting my psyche. And there is nothing like summer rain, specifically a summer thunderstorm, and it just looks like we're not getting one this summer, because summer is almost over, it's almost 9/11. Wake me up on September ends. I get that. No, I get it. I get that. September, September is always like back to school. And so my birthday never got any, got never gotten any flowers. The summer birthday people were such snobs. I'm one. Well, it was like everyone coming to my birthday. Okay. Cool. We have not, we don't have squat going on. My, my, my September 11th birthday was always on a two zero. No, but you don't know how much we suffered to not get cupcakes in school. Get a pool party. No, I didn't. I didn't have a pool. Not rich like you. You could have a pool party because it was summer. I can't just, I didn't just, I didn't have a pool. You could find a pool. You see your said then done. I don't know, man. That's all I got to say about that. But so for the context around the Spongebob thing, I said it on the, on the podcast so many, or I think before, maybe not so many times, Spongebob, I had about nine or 10 Spongebob birthdays, and the ones that weren't Spongebob were Spongebob adjacent. Like I had a slime birthday that's just based on slime. It's kind of crazy now that I had like a Nickelodeon themed birthday with all of the crazy stuff that happened behind the scenes. You can rest easy knowing that Spongebob kept his hands where you could see him. He never did anything wrong. That's true. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. Patrick. So you were on the right side of history. That's true. The slime of it all, all of my, all of my friends that I covered in slime. You didn't know. We had no idea. The slime had a deeper meaning. Yeah. There were layers behind the slime. I never had one themed anything. Sorry, I, I wanted a theme because I, the cake had to be something. Yeah. The cake had to be, oh, should I blow out these candles? I forgot. This is just. Make a wish. Okay. I'm going to legit make a wish. Tell us what you're wishing for too. Look at that. No one's going to want to eat that cake. I did spit twice. I felt it leave my mouth. If I guess what you wish for will you tell us. Yeah. Did you wish for two more years? No. Oh my gosh. Good idea though. Did you wish for success? Mm-mm. Did you wish for something physical? No. Did you wish for. Okay. Okay, don't be mean. Oh my gosh. Be sweet. What a marvel. We want to take a quick break to take a sponsor of today's episode, dinner league. 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So then I canceled the tickets, and I don't even know if I got my refund. You were saying getting him a max wood ticket? Yeah. He's from a different land than us. They don't do middle names. But now I have a panic mode situation that I have to call customer service, and I don't know what to do. And then I really am scared that they're going to start a case number with me, and I don't know. I'll get in trouble down the road. Aren't there pet airlines or a pet airline? They're brand new, and I don't think that they're operating yet for all everywhere, and I'm going to a very niche. I'm sure they go to somewhere in Texas that's a hub. How about you drop Max off? Hmm, interesting. Really want him to come to Michigan. I hear you, but it's just like sometimes... He needs to swim in the Great Lakes. He does. Aw, he will love the Great Lakes. He has to. Oh, my gosh. He's going to... Max would love the Great Lakes. I hear such a good dad getting him to see him. In him out of the house. Yeah. So he can let his hair down. It's like a crazy thing I'm about to say, but I'm just going to say it. He's been pooping twice now every one of his walks, which he used to only poop once. But I've been fattening him up for Thanksgiving. And I still forget to bring two bags even though we're doing two separate drop-offs during the walk. I don't want to know. I actually don't want to know what you end up having. Well, it's kind of like a fun game because I like wherever he decides to do the second round two, I've got to like look through and it's kind of like a video game and like, what can I use to scoop the poop? You would think he would just bring like a handful of bags by now. Well, they're just like, they're kind of ugly and they don't... I don't jive with a bunch of plastic in my pocket. I don't know. I get it. It's kind of just like the way I just like don't put on my glasses. Yeah. But I figured out like sometimes I'll have it to go coffee cup and I'm like, or the other day I went and got a juice from Airwan and... Oh, Airwan. Yes. And they were like, if you bring this back, you get two dollars back. And I was like, I had not known that. And then I had, but then Max did round two and I had to put it into this clear glass bottle. And so that was a two dollar poop that we lost out on. That's giving me like actual hives. Breathe. Well, we had everybody write in to do you have anything else that we want to... Um, Hamilton. I feel like I'm good. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like I'm good. Okay. I've got so much crap coming up that we won't even be able to... Well, maybe I guess next week we can touch on it. We can just... Next week is in the week after September 12th or August. Oh, my gosh. Well, we can just redact that, I guess. Real life next week? So you can talk about it. It had already happened. No, because nothing's happening. Nothing's happening. I will just have stories. What are you talking about? I'm going to Michigan, Austin and New York next week. Okay. I'm going to say because it doesn't happen yet. There's nothing to say. I'm just thinking I'll have a lot of stories and stuff to talk about when we reconvene. Yeah, I think so. Okay. I want to get into what people submitted. I would love that. Okay. So we asked two questions. Yours was niche hobbies. Yeah. Mine was shower thoughts. Who do you want to start with? Totally. Let's switch off. Okay. Should we start with the one and do it, let's do like five of yours. No, let's just do one and one. Okay. We're up to you, I guess. I don't think it's up to me. I guess it's not. Okay. You go first though. Okay. I'll just pick one at random. Okay. So I asked people for like niche interests and hobbies, lying in bars. That's fun. Yeah. Yeah, because I think that they should invent a place that you can lay flat, like a flat lay. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you meant telling lies. How is it spelled Connor? It's totally making up false truths in a pub. You're right. Oh, I was thinking like I would love to lay down and have a cocktail. It's awesome to see where your brain went because I'm aligned with that. Look at me right now. I'm almost horizontal. Yeah. I think they should put beds everywhere. I think they should put pods on the street that just like can't make it home due to exhaustion. No worries. Swipe your car. Do you have a membership? Head on into the bed chamber. I'm sure that nothing would go wrong in LA with the bed chambers on the street. It wouldn't like just like an offshoot of a Starbucks, the bed chamber. Like how people use the bathrooms and Starbucks, you use the bed chamber. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Hop into my bed chamber. Yeah. There and there also should just be more like public restrooms. Yeah. We have this conversation too much like for two people. I saw a tweet the other day is a picture of one of those signs outside of a hot tub that was like persons who are currently experiencing or have had diarrhea in the past 14 days are not allowed to enter the hot tub. And this person tweeted it and said, I will never be able to use this hot tub. Can I be honest? That exact joke has been being told for like 10 years. And it's like the same thing is like if you're still clapping at the Nicole Kidman AMC commercial, it's like we have to move on. I had never heard that. I've seen that one before to me that's like ever, ever, everyone's doing that one. Man, I guess we have different. I think Sarah Silverman did it like 15 years ago. Wow. Yeah. Oh, I literally just saw it last week and I've been telling everyone and everyone's laughing so hard. No, I, that's one that I see. I'm not kidding. Like three times a week on Twitter is like, guess I'll never be able to go and swimming. Oh my God. I'm so sorry. No, no, no, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to like attack you for that. It's just like one of my like, we're still doing that one, huh? Oh, gee. They're so good. They're actually that one. Yeah. But I, it is the first time I saw it, I was like, that's awesome and funny. So I get where you're coming from. Yeah. I didn't, I don't think it's like brilliant, but I was like, oh yeah, that is true. We can't go back. Yeah. 14 days. You're telling me not even once you had a coffee and had to sprint to the restroom? No. Yeah. Sarah Silverman was saying that it's anti-Semitism. Okay. So when I told it to someone else, they were like, yeah, someone posted that and said this is anti-Semitic. Yeah. And I was like, oh, that's really funny too. Yeah. Okay. Well, I guess maybe we put it to rest here. If everyone's okay with that. I do feel good about it, but I do agree that like the first time it was funny. Okay. Well, one day at a time. One day at a time. Okay. Do you want me to, or no, you go now? Okay. Okay. So lying in bars. Like lying to people in bars. I see. You like doing that too. I love doing that. I do it all the time. Okay. Let's bring guns and they caught all the time. This is a shower I thought that somebody had. Okay. Wait. So yours, your, your letter box, my letter box is shower thought. Shower thought. That's people have in the shower. These are, these are thoughts we will have had in the shower. In the shower. Did they name sand sand because it's between the sea and the land? No clue. They, like, first of all, brilliant shower thought. Second of all, yeah, they had to have because if that's a coincidence, it's too crazy of a coincidence. Sea and land, but like, I never call it the sea because I'm not from the UK. I call it the ocean. The crossword and the crossword they refer to it as the sea all the time. Is the crossword the view? But also you have to know that there are a lot of people from the UK. So like that's, that's valid for sea to be. But there's more people to be said, Asia than there are from the UK. And what do they call it? Tons of different things because there's multiple languages in Asia. But do you think it means sand or is there another word? But here's the thing, Connor, I don't know, like, we're only speaking about the English language right now. Yeah. Oh, good point. Do you know what I mean? Mm hmm. I do now. Yep. Language is so nuanced. Sorry. I often forget. Yeah. Okay. Cool. Um, I think it would be too crazy for that to be a coincidence. Can we go? Is that a global thing? Is that a? Okay. Yeah. My favorite new thing instead of, hey, Bessie is, hey, Google is free. Oh, shit. Okay. That is like that is to have that be said to you is the same as being shot. Google's free. Okay. God forbid I asked you a question that you can answer and you don't just answer it. Okay. The word sand was first used as a verb in the 14th century and the earliest known. Okay. Is that verb? That's great. But honestly, maybe it's a coincidence, but it can't be. Oh, it has nothing to do with the sea or land, but referred originally to unstable ground as near rivers. Most sand sized material occurs on continents, not along seashores. No. It comes from the old Dutch proto German zand zand. Okay. I guess it was a coincidence, but that's a pretty crazy. Oh, yeah. I mean, good thinking. Way to get there. Hey guys, we want to take a quick break to thank sponsor of today's episode, Skims. My skims bras make me feel like I'm not even wearing a bra, which you girls know is the best way a bra to make you feel. Yeah, I know. Trust me. It also feels like I'm not wearing a bra right now. Oh, speaking of, I've never really worn a bra, but growing women, I sure have heard plenty of complaints around bras. I've seen so many girls be obsessed with Skims ultimate bra and I had to try it for myself. It has the most natural shape and lift to it. 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Can we just think about when I'm eating for breakfast chocolate chip cookie dough and mandarin marshmallow? Can I try the chocolate cookie dough? I'll have cancer by noon. Don't say that in the space. Just kidding. I'm healthy as a knocks. This is the chocolate chip cookie dough, perfect bar and the, uh, that's just peanut butter. I didn't taste any. I taste a lot of peanut butter, too. That is a stick of peanut butter. It's a stick of peanut butter. You make sure you can wash that down with maybe some marshmallow drink. Yeah. Do you mind if I bonus it with your marshmallow fantasy jump in of jump in that is so gross and I'm embarrassed and sorry. Okay. What were we talking about? Oh, Zillow. I have been doing this horrible thing where I opened Zillow like in New York just to see like what's around me and what's available. And then for the rest of my life, I'll get push notifications for West Village New York. And that's okay. Cause like, I will open them and I will scroll through them. Totally. And I will send them to people in New York. I'll be like, Hey, I don't know if you know anyone looking about this place is great and that has an in unit washer dryer, which I'm finally like my place sucks. Obviously, I'm in a horrible situation right now, again, my third time in a row of being in a horrible, actually fourth time in a row. This is what you need to do. You need to just like wait it out in a place like in this place, you need to wait until a place comes across your desk that is perfect because you can find a place that needs all of your requirements. Don't just jump in in the next place. You are right. Because your lease is up. You are right. And you have one of you get to go month to month after your lease. Exactly. So I'll be doing that. I'll be doing that. But month to month space. It is super duper unfortunate that the place I'm waiting it out and is the way that it is. It is the way that it is. Yeah. But it's okay. Cause I got I cleaned it's super clean right now and I'm like, okay, maybe it's fine. You know, besides those two cabinets, I can't use. Yeah. Which I literally just don't use them. Which sucks. I don't use your cabinets. Yeah. Without feeling like a little bit light headed, you know, God, yeah, wait. Should I play the video of my landlord? Yes. Yes. Should I play it? Yes. I want to give some context. So basically I had done like an emergency situation to my landlord saying, Hey, I got some diy mold test kits. I swabbed everything. A lot of a lot of active mold in these cabinets. Not loving this. I didn't know by the way that you could do what you did with the swabbing on your own. DIY swapping. I DIY swabbed, you get a bunch of petri dishes, petri, petri, petri dishes. You swab it with what looks. It's just a really it's a sterile Q tip swab dip, put it in holy moly, like the less I know the better by Taimin Paula because it was too much to handle. It was too hot to handle Harry Jazzy style. And so I have her come over and I'm like, Hey, check this out, whatever she brings, you know, a can of spray paint. Yep. I figured it was probably like mold spray. Nope. White. And then I was like, all right, this is not manageable. And I pulled out my silverware, which is like an drawer above the cabinet that's been contaminated. And I said, there's, look at these, like this, it's black silverware. There's like visible, and I want to say the word spores, oh, oh, yes, spores. And she responded with this. I'll just, I'm going to put that in dishwasher after we, why was just going to spray vinegar on it? Vinegar's supposed to be really good. And then you can also put it in the dishwasher. I'm going to bleach it, honestly, I hadn't seen that until today. Okay. I don't want you to touch that either. I'm not, it was, like mold honestly grows everywhere. Mold is in the air anywhere, but it's the, it's, if it gets to a level of being harmful. That's a different thing. I just don't want to know my forks, you know. I totally agree with you. I totally agree with you. By the way, like I'm like saying, yeah, I don't. So her whole thing is like she doesn't like chemicals, but I'm like chemicals were created and are necessary to eradicate a mold infestation. That's what, that's their purpose, but she, she keeps bringing vinegar over to my house and spraying everything down with vinegar because it has properties similar to like things with chemicals, but like it smells like shit, like my whole apartment. And she's like, I'm just, where's my vinegar? Where's my vinegar? I'm like, don't spray vinegar on my silverware, don't spray vinegar on my silver. You can hear the video douse all my silver and vinegar. Yeah, it's time to move. Yeah, it's time to move. Yeah. It's time to move. I didn't know you were doing the wicker shoes today. Yep. Love it. Yep. It's the closest I can, thing I can do to keep it demure and, and professional in here. Oh, I love that you're thinking of us. I want to, I'm embarrassed that I said demure. There is a large bug on the cake. Are you ready for the next shower? Yeah. Yeah. Hit me with a shower that. How does dry cleaning even work? That's the whole, that's the whole one. Uh-huh. Dry cleaning, I think, means like, dry cleaning is, if you could describe how it works, dry cleaning works by, I'm almost getting into F is for friends that dry cleaning is, how you say, dry cleaning is, hmm, well, I don't know. I don't eat, I think dry cleaning means it doesn't, it doesn't go into like a, a jug of water. It's definitely a spray. It's not being soaked. But is it a wet spray? Yeah. I think it's like steam and stuff, but I don't think it, you soak the clothes. You're not, it's, I could see it on the, being like a dry shampoo base. Can we look up how dry cleaning works? Can we watch a video of a dry clean? Oh, heaven's Tibet. Okay, look at this. Can I really quickly, before, before you even watch this, brain is broken now, like at this point in, in my life, from the mold, if I don't click watching 2X speed on something, like I can not get through it. Yeah. I don't know if that's an, is that an option on YouTube? Okay, we can do 2X. Oh my god, there's nothing dry about it. Oh, oh my god, okay, pause that for me for a second, walk me through what is wet that isn't water. Oh, anything that's wet coffee, right? Yeah. Okay. But all those things have water in them. It's water base. I can't think of anything wet that doesn't have water in it. These lava wet. Oh, they could be taking their clothes to the lava base. They could be getting dry clean at the volcano. They could be going to the natural springs. They're heading over to Pompeii. Okay, I didn't consider that. Thank you. Um, so those are soak or are they? And then we'll go off to the pressing department. Come on. Need to make sure all the buttons are intact. Need to make sure the lining is sewn. At this point, we'll remove any excess lint. It's going to take a little trip. Pressing is nothing more than steaming the garment and then either blowing some air through it or vacuuming the steam out of it, which sets the press here, but here's what I'm going to use about like cashmere and wool. What was the question? Dry cleaning. What about? What? What's happening there? Oh, I'm. This is not helping me at all. No, but like you can't put like cashmere and wool and whatever. Whatever that like wet thing was the wet with the absence of water, can you or is it like an oil base? Oil is wet. Oil is wet. The opposite of water. Yeah. How? Some say the dry cleaning it cashmere can be harmful to the fabric. The chemicals and dry cleaning fluids. If you do choose to dry clean cashmere, some cleaners may say they have special techniques to protect the fabric. Others only recommend doing so in emergency and not originally. I don't wash my sweaters. I have stains on everything that I just air them out for like four months at a time. I'm just sad I had this pair of cashmere sweats. I'll think about these. I remember your cashmere sweats. I'll think about these fondly and it makes me, you know, when you lose something and you just like kills you every time you think about it, these sweats and they discontinue them and they were really, really nice from seven for all mankind. Oh, they were so comfy. I, there's not a day that goes by where I don't think about freckles. My snow leopard that I love. It's a animal? Yeah. He's a beanie baby. Damn. Like where could he be? That's a story that's waiting to be written. I'm thinking he's in a landfill unfortunately. He could also be at somebody in another home. I don't think beanie babies are rehomed so much because of like lice or louse. Heckles did not have louse. Freckles was well groomed and well taken care of. You know that freckles was like hodgepodge's like ride or die, which is so sad. You know that whole thing that I went through with spiders about how it's like, oh, you're going to kill me because I'm small like that's not my fault that I'm just small. Mm hmm. Like what about lice? They're harmful. They're actively harming. Okay. But like lice didn't ask to be born of lice, a louse, a louse. I get it, but like in terms of the food chain, like I think we rank like higher in our like comfort. It's more important than their life. Mental capacity. Our comfort is more important than your life. Yes. To the lice. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Yikes. That this could be my last episode. It's going to be my last episode. Hey guys, we want to take a quick break to thank the sponsor of today's episode, Webroot. It's back to school season. You're out there getting educated, getting that back. 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Was it because your hair was dirty? I guess. Yeah, they, they, they like clean hair. I know. They thrive. But I, I wash my hair every day. I can actually make your hair dirty. Not dirty. Pretty small oil. Yeah. No, I have, my hair is greased to the gods, you know that. You could ring me out and run your car in an emergency, but I don't know. I'm making up a lot of facts along the way, but I'm not, see on the other side, but maybe I, that's the reason I didn't, well, I didn't, I, I was never around like a lice outbreak, but I have said this before I'll say it again. I think it's wine flu that one year. That was crazy. I tried so hard because I was at overnight camp and all I wanted to do was be sent home. My brother who like loved camp still to work there to this day, that's, it's like his government job. Oh, yeah. Got it. I took his cup, licked every inch of the cup to try to infest myself with swine. Didn't get it until the day after I got home from camp and he got sent home like during. We were sneaking. One of our friends got it and he was sneaking us meds out because some of us were feeling sick and we were trying not to. Yeah. It's going to be infirmary. But two times in my life, I remember my, my mom saying I looks, I looked good. One was after swine flu and the second one was after mono when I lost 15 pounds. Look good. You've been running. I've had mono for three weeks. Can't, can't keep any food down. Yeah. I did have a great jawline though. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. My turn. Hello. Okay. Wait, I want to find, I collect this one like DSDF in a big way. Okay. Okay. I collect hundreds of caterpillar eggs and turn my apartment into a butterfly factory every summer. Whoo. Whoo. I used to collect caterpillars. Caterpillars. And a cup. Yeah. It's actually a little different, isn't it? Hundreds of eggs. Here's the thing about, and I don't, this is probably a phenomenon that people know, like it's probably called something, but when I see a couple frogs, I'm like, Oh, one frog, two frog, red frog, broo frog. But when I see a hundred frogs, I get freaked out. You know what that's called? A murder? That's crows. What? What's a group? What's hundreds of frogs called? No, not that. What? I, Connor, 100% forget what I was saying in the middle of saying it. So you were in an, what is it called when I like, you don't like seeing a lot of something? I don't know what I was saying. I like seeing one mushroom, but seeing like, well, depending on where I see it. I think I just wanted to hear myself talk, but I do want to apologize. Wow. That's like an incredible, like self awareness, W in the chat. I like, I would love to see one mushroom. I think it's cool. It's like a little bit hypnotic and fun and like fairyland, a hundred mushrooms freaked out. It's interesting. One caterpillar. Yeah. Cute. Cutesy. Looking for the fucking hills. And you feel the same way about butterflies? Yep. I, I, I felt that way because of the episode of SpongeBob, where Sandy inside of her dome inside of her mask, it gives a turns it around and it's a close up of like a real life butterfly, what she's seeing. And I, I've never been in the same sense. Oh my God. I don't remember that. It's like, you know, when, you know, when SpongeBob would like for a millisecond get like very, very, like, it's no longer like an animated cartoon, it was like very detailed and gross for like splits. Yes. It would turn around and it was like that. Okay. I'll have to look that up, but you know what? What's interesting that I was just thinking about what, you know, how like we have developed beauty standards as a society that it's just like, where did those even come from? We've developed them. They're not just like objective. Then I've always thought like, Oh, I wish I could like be in the animal kingdom and see what their beauty standards are because I'm sure they have them, but they all kind of look the same to us. That's not true. Yeah. Like it's crazy that we actively think like, Oh, butterflies are beautiful, but not lice. Right. So we have put our beauty standards actually onto the animal kingdom. And but maybe in the animal kingdom, like the like ants are like, holy shit, that louse is so fucking hot and that butterflies like a fucking grenade. Yeah. Yeah. Like we are putting that on to them. We don't know if that's even the biggest, the biggest evolutionary benefit that an animal can have is being cute to a human. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? It is. And what's crazy is like they could be the cute animals, us could be so fugly to the animals within the kingdom. You're right. You really onto something. Yeah. You're not going to see another podcast like us. I also the other day I was, I was out and I'm sitting with Max at the park and I look in the flower bed. There's three caterpillars. Oh, they're all chilling. It's a nice day. Sons out. They're all eating a leaf. And this butterfly flies up and just starts like kind of landing on the side and then he lands on the leaf that they're eating. And I couldn't help but wonder these three caterpillars are probably like, bro, didn't you graduate, like, what are you doing hanging out with underclassmen? You know, what are you doing? Don't you have a job to pollinate something? Do you think they even know? They must be like, hey, like, we don't care that you're back. No, I'm saying like they might not even know that's what like that there's a relation between them. They might think they're a completely different species. Like, do they have the cognitive ability to be like, we're going to turn into that? I guess Loki, it's impossible to know. Loki. But a part of me wants to think that it's in like in bug's life when that caterpillar was like, I know one day I'm going to be a butterfly. Right. But we don't know if that's reality. You're right. Because it is an animated children's movie. Yeah. Me basing my, my, me, me personifying a worm and then with the facts that I know from a Pixar movie. Oh my god. Remember Wormy? Wormy. The conner had a son before Max at no one likes to talk about. So I opened my dishwasher one day during COVID and there's a freaking little inchworm in there and the dishwasher had been run. That was the weird part. And he was like on a plate and he was squirming around and I was like, and it's hot in there. Yeah. See, this is only, this, this is a climate only Satan could could withstand. And I steamy steamy and a lot of people don't know this cause they can't, they don't think this far ahead. But steam is actually way hotter than any, any temperature of water could be because it has actually advanced past that state into, into gas. Thank you for letting us know. Many people don't think that far ahead. But so, so Wormy's in there, this little inchworms in there with all of this hot steam. And I pick him out, I put him in a jar and I have him in this jar and he's getting bigger, getting bigger. And then all of a sudden Chris Alyss. And he's in there and I'm like, Oh, I'm just exciting, exciting, exciting. He starts to hatch. He's the fucking scariest moth, scary, scary, scary, scary, scary. I literally opened the jar, put it in a trash bag so he could like get out and then took the trash out by, wait, he was still in the trash bag when he took him out. I left it open so he could, I like dumped the, while I was on top of the trash, just like kind of left it open. And I went out and he had gone wherever the hell, I assumed, I assumed to hell, it's amazing how quickly you could stop loving your son. I didn't have, yeah, no, every, because, and there it is, there's the human thing. If a moth like that had come at my face, punch a hole through its face, its body and face. But why are we, I pulled him out of the depths and I was like, yeah, come close to my, come close to my chest. Let's do skin on skin. Yeah. Damn. That is like so sad and really, especially coming from someone who taught us all about the spider of it all, they're, well, there's scary spiders here that I'm like, I don't trust you. And you're not like crime was being ugly, I don't know, I'm getting like that feeling like I can feel stuff on me now. Okay. Well, actually this actually brings up a good point that someone wrote in for a shower thought. Oh, hit me. About water temperatures. What about water temperatures? What temperature does water reach where it starts melting your skin off? Water can mill your skin off. You can burn alive in water, like boil, you can boil alive. But what temperature does human skin boil? Am I supposed to know that? No, I guess we can ask Google, 212 degrees Fahrenheit can cause third degree burns in seconds. Well, water at 140 degrees Fahrenheit can cause third degree burns in five seconds. How hot can we get our water on a stove? Well, it seems to what's the number, 310 or am I making that up? 212. So you could access complete third degree burns. You could boil yourself alive on your stove. Isn't it crazy that there are just so many things like right in front of us at all times that could lead to our death? Being in a car, taking a step across the street, boiling water, you could just fall. Something could just go wrong. Yeah, you could also choke on a grape in your apartment by yourself. That's like the freaky thing to me. So there should be, if we talk about how there should be like more protocols put in place for choking, like it's crazy that we don't necessarily know how to save ourselves if we're choking. I want to wear a life alert, like I can't believe those are just marketed to old people and not to young people who live in an apartment by themselves. Choking like it wouldn't do anything, you'd be dead by the times it won't go out there. I don't know. Like sometimes like where I live I feel like if you call the place they're there in like two seconds. What are you looking at? Is your pants ripped? Yeah. Is that your leg? That is my leg. Hello, Brooke. How are you? That's great. Give me a kiss, Brookey. Yeah, that's my leg. Yay. Is your, why are your pants ripped? Why are your leg out? Why are your leg out? See like I balance out me wearing clothes to choose my full blown thigh with more of like a slit, a slit, an open slit. Yeah, I like a little airflow. Yeah. Sue me. It's all good. 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So interesting. Yeah, I think that that's like an easy deep dive for a lot of people and I think it's probably interesting. Two collecting stamps, which like I get that, like I get that. That's like little pieces of art. I want so badly to have a collection. Yeah. Everything is interesting. I don't really want anything that I collect to not be on display. You know what I mean? Totally. Like all my rocks and things that I collect. But how fun would it be to have a binder? See that's where you lose me because I think a lot of these people were like, I love scrap booking all of this. I love that. If I had stamps, I would do that thing that people do where they get like a resin tray and they have like matchbooks and they put it in, they pour resin on it. But then you can't get them. I think, well I don't need matches really. I just want to like the art on the box is cool. Art Deco. Yeah, but I would want to touch them and play with them. I love organizing. So I'd want to reorganize, like I guess in a way my books are kind of a collection. Yeah. So I like, I love, like I change the way my bookshelf looks every day. Yeah, that's cool. That makes it to me. I like stuff that could be on display. I like that. I think that's cool. I get that. I think collecting is awesome too. I love collecting anything. I've always collected stuff, but I think that it's like, when does it become hoarding? It doesn't if it's like a very specific collection. I think hoarding is when you just keep everything. But if you're just keeping one specific type of thing because you collect it, that's a lot. It's okay. Yeah, I used to collect pencils. Yeah. That's the end of the story. Colored pencils? I don't know. It's just been as the story has been passed down. Do you want to hear all of these ones that this person wrote in, niche interest slash hobbies? Yeah. Listening to an old voice friends, listening to an old friends voice message now that me and him don't speak anymore. Thinking about every interaction that I've had with said ex friend and how he made me feel loved. Thinking about how said ex friend ghost me after said expressions of love. Thinking about every flaw in my personality and how to fix it and wrapped all of those up with peeling the dead skin off my foot. Sorry. Those are all from the same person in a row. That is, that's so sad to me. Yeah. Like maybe you have athlete's foot. No, not that. Oh. The friend part. That's that too. It would be really hard to have that, I think. So I'm my sympathies go out to this person. And mine. And mine. Yeah. Yeah. I do wish I had access to the text from one of my first couple of phones, like my flip phones. I would die for my white chunker of a MacBook to be available to me because I saved all of the iChat transcriptions that I had with my crush and I fold in a folder. If I could get that and thankfully, like I did transcribe some of them word for word into my journal. So I do still have like some hard copies. But if I could go back and read all of those, that could literally end up in, that could be a book of just like, this is unacceptable type of behavior. I'll never get mine. You know in my old flip phones, I would say every girl's number as like a bunch of random letters and sent like a semi hole in it like a slash and I wouldn't remember who was who. And I don't know. And all the guys. What was the reason? I guess like I didn't want my parents to know that I was like talking to girls on my phone and but so but all the guys were guys names and then all the girls were like random symbols and numbers and stuff. I remember I had this old phone and it was no brand. It was from Sprint. No brand. It was like Maroon. It was Sprint. But it wasn't like a razor and it wasn't like a and it was like a more roll or like a blue. Oh, it was just a Sprint piece. It was just like a yeah, just like a phone and it had like a front screen. It was flipped and out of front screen and it would pop up with like a preview of like who text you but it would have like this little beacon on it like Great Gatsby looking across the river and it would own red like a little red light of you and he had a new message and it literally like would make my heart flutter. What? When you did get into the branded phones, which ones did you have? I had a sidekick that me too. Yeah. But it didn't it just. Oh, mine. Mine flipped. I'm so jealous. I didn't get that. No, I didn't have a sidekick. I had the envy. The envy. Yeah. Chocolate or whatever. It was a complete that was like that one slid up, but it was more of a vertical. I had one phone. I guess I had so many phones. I had one phone that on one side was like look like an iPod and you just literally like flipped it over and it was a phone like this with like full blown but fun phone like and like everyone had a different phone. Isn't that weird? There's no reason for my iPhone not to slide. Oh my God. It was. It was so fun. Yeah. I had different ones and like you could tell a lot about a person by the type of phone they had. I had a blackberry thing about that. Honor, I did too. I was obsessed with getting BBLs. Yeah. I understand. Those were so fun and I was always always my Facebook status like put your BBL. BBL? No. No, I caught you the same time you caught yourself. BBMI. BBM. BBM. BBM. Backberry message. BBM. Yeah. Yeah. I was obsessed with collecting BBMs even if I like barely knew the person I was like give me your BBM now or I'll fucking kill myself. Yeah. I remember to the last me and my dad would always go see all the Pirates of the Caribbean movies and the last one came out it was on my birthday and he was like we're going to go see the movie and then you're going to go get your first smartphone. Wow. That's a great day. Oh my God. I'm so excited and we did and I was like a tech like I like knew all the specs and everything like I did all my research and at time iPhones were dumb phones. They were like dumb and the smartest phone you could get was at the best camera. It had the best like I like I don't even know what else because I have the camera I was really looking for but I went and got an Android. That's my first yeah. Wow. Smart phone. But that's fine. It was fine. But they didn't kill. They created they made Instagram. They made Instagram and they didn't make it for they only made it for Apple. They didn't make it for Android. So I was logging in to all my friends phones and posting pictures of like the sunset and then like like going over my stupid phone like but we weren't like we weren't needing to check our Instagram all the time. It was like I just want to I just want to create art you know. I was definitely late to having an iPhone too because I was so obsessed with my BBMs. I understand. There was a game on Blackberry too that was yeah a brick breaker oh my god brick breaker. Oh my god. Like we've gone too far like bring back break breaker break breaker BBMs sliding phones. It's almost like the original Tamagotchi games not anything new evolution Tamagotchi games. It's almost like I want my my iPhone kind of like I need like a car to get to work but then I want like a fun sports car for like you know the weekends like a fun little Blackberry. Yeah and it's like you can't get. Do you remember the sound that find brick breaker anywhere? Not to sound like only 90s kids will understand like I really hate going that route but like remember the sound that the blackberries buttons used to make oh my god. Did you get chills? I just got chills. It made me like that is literally like when you type the word click clack. That's it yes oh my god yeah it's like it's like you almost like can feel it in your teeth. Have you seen those ASMR keyboards yeah very similar I need one but the buttons on the blackberry were very small you went into put them in your mouth and eat their petite. They like felt like nerds yeah yeah okay I guess we'll do another do you want to do one of yours I'll just say this one we don't have to use it at all harvesting the lint for my husband's belly button and collecting it in a bag. What was yours high school means to go one stole the entire plot of Greece to a tee and no one's talking about it oh my god oh shoot not really did it not it's like definitely kind of like a spin off but like there was no school play in Greece which was like the focal point of high school musical there was no basketball team but it was like but it is like the same genre of like high school like smart girl and jock guy he's not even a jock he's a grease bird it's also it was her thunderbird what is Danny I don't know man what is Danny the thunderbird that's the car he's a greaser t bird t bird and she's a pain oh it is a thunderbird um should we look up parallels between the two and maybe we're not saying something it is like so insane like kind of taking a step back thinking of how Danny and Sandy we're supposed to be 17 if you take a step back I know how old were the actors actually when they were playing those roles and you know that one man with like the really tight curls who is objectively 48 John Rolte was 23 that's not as bad as I was saying he was an old 23 Olivia was 29 riso was 33 can accuse when he's having wow John but do you know the one young man I'm who's actually not young at all who I'm speaking of who Michael Tucci wow he was only 31 look up Michael Tucci grease okay this this man being in high school yeah that's what wait a minute Michael Tucci can you click on Michael Tucci today did Michael Tucci write the music did can you look at Michael Tucci spring awakening I think I don't this my I don't think this is right is there anything never mind sorry there's a man named Michael who produced spring awakening no relation what's no relation and that's okay yeah my sister texted me Michael mayor I'm thinking of director forgive me he just he looks like him because I was watching the spring awakening documentary last night anyway your sister texted you three minutes ago and said like ask me a question and then just texted me hello question my question my question work yeah it's I was like oh my god it's been there's an emergency because he said hello I checked hey when do you get into Michigan three minutes ago yeah should I do one we can actually we can wrap with this yeah if you if that's okay it is I do want to quickly say off the record that I just opened my Instagram to check for the questions and I had a picture from some random follower that I like answered where my hat was from and it was a picture of his penis you're lying no are you a little shaken I'm a little shake can I see nothing else in the photo nothing else let me see it's not there anymore it was like a like an expiring like in the question it was just like a it said play and I clicked play don't ever click play well I don't know I wasn't expecting that I'm sorry I understand that that's it is never easy to digest no I still okay back switching back into this question box I I still want you and I to get into some hobby that like we have both of us has have zero interest in at all at this time like this person said I'm really into formula one I wake up at six and for the races I love the drivers went to a race and loved it I don't know formula one is is for me or speed yeah but like I don't talk we could get into like a season where it's like sort of like a lake or river hobby like collecting newts I meant like a sport that we could both watch oh you weren't thinking new collecting no I mean I love that I love the idea of new collecting I don't think like turning over rocks in the creek I want to get into that I've been dying to get into that with you I love tide pools I love turning I love river beds I love turning over I want to turn over rocks with you except when there's like a collection of really disgusting bugs under them which is frequently but listen man I said F1 and then you said I'd love to turn over some rocks in the creek in the creek after the after work but I'm talking about like a sport or a show or something where we could have a vested interest I guess the golden bats red is about to start oh yeah I think we should do that yeah we should we should do that we should have like a bracket bracket yeah okay is it just me or is that perfect bar going to your head no I think it's my marshmallow cocktail well I only have the perfect bar said I think that's going to my head is what I'm saying okay wait I meant our head our collective head yeah I think I have one more that I can't find but a lot of people said they make miniatures out of like clay and stuff which I used to love clay love clay used to be a huge clay guy I am a huge clay guy I haven't found I haven't been in a room with clay in a while and that's our invisible string it's really love clay but someone said they like making miniatures out of clay because and then we could collect them to it satisfies their God complex which brings me back to spy kids and what's his face Johnny no that evil doctor after all thumb guy not thumb guy the man with all the miniatures animals that he moved around on that was that the second spy kids I think it's a first think it is getting them alert that was also a movie that I would go see in theaters awesome it wasn't Donna donnegan giggles it's the island that's spicots to and it's not him either it's not vegan flop you know vegan flop is one do you think you're doing my spicots three scientists with small animals spicots I guess it's Romero it's the guy that's in all of the Adam Sandler movies Steve Bushemi Steve Bushemi thank you see Bushemi's on all the Adam Sandler movies he said do you think God never comes down to earth because he's scared of what he's created that was like the deepest that's stuck with you I don't remember Steve Bushemi and spy kids he's that he's the guy with all the animals I don't remember that was it in the first one well this is that that's the scene that has always affected me most really for me it was the the microwave that makes the burger yeah look at all the little animals he like can move them around to I said this image is digging something always wanted like a little shark in in like a bowl how about it my fish no it's not the same as having like a legit like full grown animal with all of instead of like a little fish like a little twerp dork uh-huh I want a great white and a little ball did you see the great white in Malibu did I yep I was in Malibu over the weekend swimming in the water and by the way great whites like don't just like pop in they it was in the area he was making a home for himself well anyways alright yeah I guess that purview is kind of is kind of setting in yeah so we bid you a do we're gonna jump over to the bonus bonus bonus and we'll see you there I hope birthday thank you so much great to know you great to see you see you later bye this week I'm close friends all my body all my body parts are getting jealous of my feet right now are they tingling it's like I have so much Catholic guilt but I'm not even guilt I'm not 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