The Sports Brewery Podcast

368: Episode 328 - 9-12-24

Braga, King, and Ski talk: :15: Peacock's horrible broadcast, Boise fans taking over Autzen, horrible Autzen shuttles, Limar's game ball, Jeanty dominating, trying to fix the o line, Gabriel holding the ball too long. 37:34: Shannon Sharpe's IG live sesh, the Pac-6, hypocrite OSU fans. 56:07: B1G betting lines. 1:12:56: OSU trivia. 1:24:22: Top 3 schools the Pac-6 needs to add.

Duration:: 1h 42m
Broadcast on:: 13 Sep 2024
Audio Format:: mp3

(upbeat music) ♪ I was so dumb but I hopped on a plane ♪ ♪ I was drove right back to the 541 ♪ - All right, let's start the podcast and actually get to it 'cause we got a lot of shit to get to. Welcome, I'm Alex Kingsky, tweet at us or something. The handles are on the picture of the podcast. If you download the podcast, if you're watching us live right now, we are on Twitch, Twitch.tv/Abrog87. A-B-R-A-W-G-8-7, Twitch.tv/Abrog87. Go there, hit follow. You will get a notification when we go live every Thursday night so you can join the chat. It's a good time. Also a good time, our Discord. Search for it, Sports Brewery and Discord. If you need an invitation to it, we can give that to you on one of the many social media platforms we are on, including Threads, we're on Threads. I post this stuff on Threads. 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All right, let's, do you want to start with the Pac-6 or do we want to start with Oregon Boise? - No, no, no. You opened the window. So I went to the game. What was so bad with the Peacock broadcast? - Oh, just Oregon employees. - So it was glitchy, first of all. Like it kept glitching and skipping. Like you would miss portions of the game 'cause it would like skip. It was really weird. - Crazy. - Andrew Siciliano is awful. - He's the Browns radio guy. - And Marcus Robinson is worse somehow. They are truly a horrible college football announcing team. I don't know how they are for the NFL. Like I don't really care. But they were truly terrible and it's not so much like a horrible take or just like annoying stick sort of thing. They're just like boring and they're not good. If that makes sense. Like, I don't know. I feel like anybody who watched them would sort of walk away being like, man, like they're like D-tier announcer, you know? Like, it was not good. - Especially for how this game unfolded as well. I mean, this lot of excitement like. - Yeah. - In fact, if this was Gus Johnson doing the game, he would have been going wild the pretty much the entire second half for the most part. - So I understand, I mean, we did the podcast on Wednesdays. You go to the Maldives. Did you watch it on the cock? - Yes. - You did? - Okay. - Yeah, it was like an up and down experience on the cock. - So I got home from the Maldives, like just in time for the game. And yeah, I was similar with, I'm not sure if mine was as bad as Braga's. I only had a couple little like glitches in the system. So the feed for me wasn't that bad. - I kept asking people, I was like, is it, 'cause I watch it on the Xbox. So is it the Xbox or is it the app? - Yeah, I don't know. - Yeah, I don't know. - Yeah, everyone I know that watched it said it stunk. - Yeah, I can see that. - Yeah, by the way, like two special teams touchdowns, a 70 hour touchdown run, like two huge fumbles, like game just going back and forth, walk off field goal to win the game. Like that was an exciting football game. Like it was, you know, like we as Oregon followers would love for them to handle business better than that and play up to the level we think they're at. I don't know that they actually are 'cause they're not playing that way. But that was a fantastic football game. Oregon probably should have won by more if they block anybody, if they don't turn the ball over, they probably win by like three scores, but they didn't and fuck. You know like-- - I'll put that game away though. - Credit where it's due, like I think I said this in Discord too is like we're not really used to Oregon winning close games like this, like where everything goes wrong. Because you know like there's an argument to be made, everything went wrong for them in this game. They couldn't block anybody. They turn the ball over like at really dumb times, like winnington drops the ball before the end zone. Like in games where shit like this happens to Oregon, they usually lose. And the fact that they didn't says something, I don't know what it says, it says they're a mess right now I guess, but also they're 2 and 0. So I guess you take that, right? - I won't say at least they couldn't block anyone in the first half for the most part. I thought second half blocking and run game looked almost like as an Oregon running game should look. I'm not sure who they moved around where, but there must have been a movement on that O line to do what have to, how they look in the second half. I'll tell you how much. - Yeah, well they moved Lulu-Lulu to center, which is his natural position. - They got the card to fuck out of there, right? - They did, yeah. - Is that pretty much, yeah. - And so what, and you know like I said this in Discord too, like credit where it's due for them, the coaches, you know, clearly realizing like anybody can see this, but that it's not working. The team they're putting out there, the offensive line group, and they're trying something different, and it worked in the second half. Like you said, like they couldn't block anybody, they couldn't run the ball in the first half at all. They came out, Jordan James finished with over a hundred yards rushing. They were able to get chunk runs, which this Oregon offense absolutely has to do to be able to move the football at all. And you know, like we saw reports this week that they're mixing things up, 'cause Bedford's apparently been actually participating more. This week then he has, who knows if that means he's actually gonna play, but they're-- - See you next year, Matthew. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, but they're moving guys around, trying to figure out something that will work, 'cause it hasn't so far. So they're trying at least, they're not like stubborn and sticking with something that, you know, isn't working, 'cause they're, 'cause you know, we've seen that ship before with coaches at Oregon, where they get, they will, they cannot be told that they're wrong. And, but, you know, landing in his coaches are trying it out at least, brutal watch. - I got a question. I got a question for you though, King. How was the atmosphere at the stadium? - Amazing. - It was so good. - Was the deflating moments, was it just like punched in the gut deflating, or was there still like-- - The thing about it was, there were so many fucking Boise fans there, that when Boise made big plays and scored, like when Boise went up 35, 28. - Okay, yeah. - It was like, not like your ship-- - Like the 70 yard, the 70 yard run. - No, like that, and then when Gabriel fumbled and then gente ran it in from like nine or whatever. There were so many Boise fans, it was like, it felt like in Oregon State game at onset, or Washington, and not even really Washington. It felt like a civil war game, where there was the section, there was an other section-- - Where there was that? - That Southwest corner-- - And it was still interject, interspersed within the rest of the stadium. It was wildly loud. And like even the students section, like kudos to the Boise State students, they like somehow infiltrated a block of about like a hundred seats, and they wore white shirts in the student section. And I don't know how they did it, I don't get it, but go on them. I mean, I was listening to Rob Mullins way in the summer, say that they were a little concerned about Ohio State fans buying out odds, and but they didn't do the geo fence thing where you can't be from out of state and buy whatever. Maybe they should, maybe they should for Boise. And maybe they should for Ohio State. - Yeah, really, you have to speed on that. - At this point, it's kind of over with this point, but yeah, there was a lot of Boise fans there. It was, and for early September game, really loud, really loud. And I'm like one of the first ones to be like, eh, Hudson was kind of fart noise today. No, really good atmosphere. - Especially with the horrible, like leaving the stadium experiences you've been having, I would fully understand you just wanted to shift in the entire experience, yeah. - Not, yeah. Not doing the shuttles anymore. I will walk across the Hudson Bridge and tell the wife you're picking me up. - It's crazy how that fell apart, man. That's crazy. 'Cause it used to be the way to do it. - It's insane. - It's insane. And last week when I wind about it, I thought it was mostly on MLK's remodel. - Yeah. - I don't think that's what it is. I think it's that, 'cause for years, it was LTD sent their buses, blah, blah, blah. Ever about four years, five years, you know, COVID guy, kind of warps time. It's just been random school districts that send school buses. They don't send enough. And like, not even close, 'cause when I wind about this, I'm not the last person to be leaving by any stretch. I'm not on the last bus at all. - It was like one in the morning when you left, right? - Well, we got home. - Yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy. So I- - Let me go, Nathan, who, you know, our friend, FKD, Nathan, was like, holy shit, I'm home. And I'm not gonna say where he lives, but it's not any gene. - It's a drive. - He was like, I've been home for 40 minutes. And I'm like, well, I just got him. - Why? - You can just think about walking to the fucking stadium at this point. - From West Virginia, it's a joke. Like, it's, yeah, it's terrible. - By the way, he is in our chat right now. He mentions that the Tez punt return was the loudest he's heard Atson in a really long time. - It was very loud. - Yeah. - Yeah, no, it was a very good atmosphere. - Or, period, but especially for first couple weeks of September. - I'll say like, I'm trying to remember the last punt return touchdown Oregon had before that. - It feels like it's been a bit. - Clif, does it smell cliff errors? - It has to be. - Yeah, it was after that. - It has to be more recent than that. But it feels like Oregon doesn't have a hell of a lot of those, right? And the fact that they have two in this game, two kick returns for scores was pretty, pretty awesome. I think it turns the fucking die back there anymore. So that's good. - I think in terms of like my favorite football plays, it's like interception returns and like kick returns are the most fun, 'cause it's like the change of direction thing, right? It's the quick change of momentum thing, so. DAT versus Colorado. - There's no way that was the last one. - No, that's what SRAM says in the chat. It has to be more recent than that. - You know what has, but I'm blanking on it too, 'cause I can just kick returns. The last one on my brain is Michael Wright at USC, but it was kick return 2019. That can, that can, listen. I know what was his name, Bobby Williams, who got fired after the festival. Stunk, but that can't be the last one, it can't be. - It truly can't be, but it might be. - It might be. - Yeah, 'cause I don't have, and there's probably some stupid bullshit where I'm trying to think of some scrub, but someone, you know, someone whose number is 89 or something returned one against Portland State or something, but. - Addison, Addison against Michigan State, he says. - I don't have one against Utah, but it was Utah for turning up on through touch. - Yeah, that was bad, by the way. - I definitely remember that one. That was the one where they returned it, and nobody for Oregon was on that side of the field. That was so bad. - It was another classic, like white receiver that had been there for like years. - It's Brenton V, right? - Yeah, Brent Covey. - I hated that guy. - The worst. - He got like a shot in the NFL just because he returned Portland so well against Oregon, I think. (laughing) (indistinct) - Brenton Covey was like 28 when he came back from his mission and played for the youths for the third time. - A grown ass man. - Ugo Amati 2018 against UCLA. Is that it? - Crazy. - Is that it? - That might be it. - Mikel Wright wasn't after that? - Well, that was a kickoff. - Oh yeah, so punt return, Ugo Amati, really? Wow. - Okay, fair enough. - Okay, teams, see normal. - By the way, by the way, like game ball to Jaden Lamar. Game ball. - Great. Thank you for bringing that up. - Yes. - When you were watching the glitching, robbing full sitting feet on the cock. - So I mentioned, oh, that it was right away. - Okay, we didn't know it was like, wait, wait, huh? Huh? - They didn't tell us till what like two drives later that in the box score Lamar got credited with the touchdown. - Yeah, so there was a lot of people calling shenanigans because of how quick they reviewed it and how quick they upheld the touchdown. But, you know, I noticed it right away too. I even said it in the discord. I was like, Lamar picked up the ball. So it doesn't matter. - Doesn't matter. - Yeah, like I saw that right away. I was like, he dropped that early. - Okay, Lamar picked it up. Cool, we're good. (laughs) 'Cause again, this is one of those bullshit things where Oregon loses like two games in a whole season. This is one of them and they do some stupid shit like that. And like fucking running the ball when you're up late in the fourth quarter will not mention any names. But like, you know, just dumb stuff like that where they shouldn't lose but they do because of something dumb. Again, game ball to Jay and Lamar. Heads up, you know what, like when in doubt, pick up the ball. All right, I picked it up now. Give it to the ref, cool, did it. Like, like winning tin. Yes, he returned like kick off 100 yards. - He was 99. - Sorry, 99 yards. - Yeah, yeah, 99. He looked healthy. - That's good. - Yep. - That's the shot press I see in a run all year was that return. - All year. - All year. - All year. - All year. - Including spring. - That's including spring. - This is long, season game. (laughing) But like, I'm fine with them benching him on that shit. You know? - You want some Jay Harris action or you just want nothing but James? - No, like return, no, I mean, on kick returns. Like, no, he can still carry the ball. Yeah, no, I'm cool with Harris. Like people have been mentioning like wanting to get him some run and I'm just like, I'm good. Like, yeah, I saw him in the spring. He was serviceable. He's slow as shit. I'm good. Yeah, by the way, like Nutty and says that in the chat right now, give me Jay Harris. Like, no, I'm good. I'm good. - Just give me Jay, James? - Yeah. - How about this offensive line, block? I don't care who's running about block. That's no hope. - 'Cause, you know what? Like, he ran hard against Boise. He didn't have any room in the first half but he made the best of it, got three yards on runs where he should have probably got nothing. Second half, he did have some room and then would still break tackles and would turn him into like 10 or 12 yards. Like, that's, I love that shit in a running back. Just run hard, you know? - Just run hard on this run of the game. - What's that? - 12 yards, longest run of the game. That's-- - I know. - But, but I was gonna say, this is reminding me almost of last week too. If you kind of just look at the box score, it's like Dylan Gabriel was unconscious again. He threw three incomplete passes. It threw for like, what, 250 in a couple of tuds. It's like-- - No interceptions. - And then you look-- - Listen, 250 was a big day in a Mario. Like, just-- - It was. - It was. - Kind of like 18, it was like, what? 15 of 18 or 18 to 21 or something. Like 18 to 21, yeah. - I was 18 to 21, yeah. - Yeah. But then you look at Boise State's quarterback and I thought, oh, held them under 50% completion and he threw like 150 yards. It was like, oh, we should have crushed this game, right? Yeah, then you look at Ashton Jelty. - Jelty. - Jelty. - Jelty. - And you're like, ah, all right. Here's how this game was disclosed. - Madsen was 17 of 40 for 148 yards and that one touchdown where he was set up in a really good field position. - (indistinct) - He did not look very good. I think Oregon's defense made it. So I think with the exception of a couple blown coverages getting beat on a couple of them, I think like, I think the corners were pretty locked down. - The touchdown, the touchdown, right? - What's that? - Japan, Japan, Muhammad got hooked on that touchdown, right? - Yeah. - I was in that. - Yeah. - I don't know if he bit on a post corner or something, but yeah, that guy was-- - Or just got beat. - Why? - He was, yeah. - Yep, I think they, you know, they're still getting pressure. They are not getting sacks, they're not getting turnovers. So, you know, there is that. But I think with the exception of a 70 yard run, which you can't really take that away, I guess, but they played pretty well. I think, I think Gente's, I think he is, I think we can, I think we can say that, right? You know, he came into this game as one of the top running backs in the country. I think we can agree with that. - I was, I was listening to terrestrial radio on my drive home for the game. And they had a-- - Yeah, from the Maldives? - Yeah, from the Maldives. I got dropped off and I was like, "What's that like?" - Satellite? - Okay. - Just blew. - Did one of those, like, wind up radios? Like satellite? - We're, unfortunately, I was listening to Iowa State, Iowa on the radio, listening to that whole game on the drive. But in the halftime, they brought up him and whoever, whoever the fuck was talking on, whatever station it was, was like, "Oh, they think he's the best running back in the country." So it, I thought they held him semi-decently in the first dish half. I think once those turnovers clicked and the defense got a little tired, he just was unstoppable for about three possessions, 'cause of it. - I can't remember what, what, I think it was the fourth quarter, 'cause Boise was going towards the West End Zone. It could have been the second quarter, I guess. But Gente had that run where he was kind of running parallel to the line of scrimmage and like, didn't even really have his pads turned and it looks like he's getting tackled for like, you know, nothing. And he just sons a guy and then runs like 10 more yards, kind of avoids a guy. And all of a sudden it's a 25 yard run. And it's like, what the fuck? He, he was dead to rights at the line of scrimmage, dead to rights. And he just, he's good. Like that 70 yard touchdown he, he ran. You gotta give him credit, speed, whatever. I'm not knocking him for it. But I think it was a, God, who's the same? Was it Brandon Johnson? - Kobe Savage. - Kobe Savage. - And by the way, ring himself out of the pledge. - By the way, Bassett did the same thing. Like he, he was the middle linebacker. He went all sorts of the wrong direction. And that was a massive hole to run through. Yeah, no, you take, you take that run away. It's 24 carries for 122 yards and two touchdowns, which is good against him. You look at this on paper though, it's like, you look at this on paper, it's like 200 yards and three scores to a guy, which is not great. - If you just, if you just box score look, it didn't look great. - And I'm not here saying that Oregon's run defenses, you know, the 85 Bears or whatever. But, Gente's really good, he's really good. And he had like three runs that were just, that's why he might go to New York, you know? - Boise State, Boise State had a decent offensive line, at least for rush blocking too. - Must be nice, man. - Yeah, yeah. - I have a lot of awesome. - If Herbert doesn't fumble, yeah. It's a blowout, we win my three scores. - Yeah, Oregon wins my three scores, right? We win my three scores, like we're going to win, like us three, cool. All right. - We got the Dubya. - We get to play. - Oh, Bruins? - Yeah, I mean that, I mean Kings. - But like, that was another hard thing. It was just like, man, if he just doesn't fumble, they're going to score. Maybe they only get three. But if they opened up a two score game in the beginning of the fourth, that game is totally different because then they can't just run the ball. And like we said, their quarterback was 70 at 40 for 145 yards. He could not throw the ball. He was not going to lead drives multiple when they knew, when everyone knew, when everyone watching the pulsating glitching, throbbing cock knew he had to throw the ball. It wasn't going to work. It just was not going to happen. And that's like the frustrating thing so far through the two games. It's like, yeah, you haven't looked sharp. You've been kind of bad in some areas. But if you just had that one driver, you just didn't fuck up and you go up by two scores, just kind of unspectacularly. Then it's a different game. It's just different. Because PFF, I mean, whatever. I don't think any of us are real believers in PFF college stats. But they have Harmon and Birch in the top four of four back pressures this year. And you know, and Matty, you always flashed. Just flashed. Not consistent, just flashed. Harmon is bawling his ass off. Like watch the interior of the Ducks defensive line. He is a beast and a force against teams. No, I'm with you. I'm with you. Yeah, I thought they got pressure. They, like Braga said, they didn't get the numbers of like sacks and stuff, but they were getting to Madsen almost like every time he dropped back. You guys had like concerns about the defense? The slime backers I had. Well, why? Because Jess and Jacobs can play three plays in a row of Toss. Yeah, and then come out. And then he goes out. Like, I thought better played better played really well. Yeah, I bet you did look good, too. He did. Oh, just kidding. I know I know we are an extremely. Much love film. From his freshman year, we've been extremely probasa podcast here. I'm still always, I'm I'm still always worried with boss out there. He sticks. Yeah, I can never feel settled with him there. He's still how much he got on this year and how ripped he looked. I don't think he's good. He's still he's still a guy who's not good enough to play safety who they moved to linebacker out of necessity. And again, maybe that's a, you know, is that a ding on Dan Lan, year three? You got a baseball player from South Eugene playing the middle linebacker. You got a guy at safety or guy who isn't quite good enough to be safety. I wasn't with these guys, though, right? Boss was a Mario guy, wasn't he? Yeah, boss was a guy, though. So Devin Jackson, he looks like he looks the part. He flashed like crazy. So so so the cool thing about college football, as opposed to the NFL, is you will have one guy who is completely different in the first half of the season than he is in the second half of the season. So like seeing what I saw against Boise from Jackson, I think, you know, obviously he got some national pub. I think like Urban Meyer talked about him or something on the kick return or whatever. But but yeah, look how fast he is is pretty much all he said. But he is really fast and he made a couple of really big hits playing defense against Boise too. So, you know, guys, the more they're thrown into these positions, get better as the season goes on. Orgin had better fucking hope that he does, if Justin Jacobs is not going to play football. Yeah, so I know we kind of need to move on a little bit. 17 minutes into Boise talk. Yeah, Dylan Gabriel so far. What do you say? Like, just man? See, no, when he has a clean pocket, he's like a hundred percent completion right now. Yeah, that's my thing. So I do not like him under pressure right now at all. I think he is flustered and doesn't quite know where to go. So we're I think we're on the same plane where it's like clean pocket. He's really good, really good. No, I don't mean projects to the NFL. I just mean college level, really fucking good. But man, when there is a free blitzer or there's pressure right up the middle, which isn't his fault. That's not his fault. No, he does not pick it up and it can be an egret. That's piece five, ten in cleats. I don't like what you're going to do. What's he like that at Oklahoma too? I did not watch enough Oklahoma games to. I think the book on him is that he holds on to the ball a long time because he does like throwing deep or like the knock on bow. Last couple of years was that he doesn't like to throw deep or Gabriel. I think just naturally because bow would just catch it. If you saw pressure, it was right out. Yeah, I think Gabriel is going to hold in there. Just the sack thing is is going to be a wacky staff. They throw out all year. But the difference between the two of them and like we've said, the interior is bad right now. But he just holds on to the ball longer because he's willing to. He also has a college. He also has the weapons to if you can get that extra half a second of holding on to the ball, hold in or someone there has someone's getting free deep. And we saw that when he had two 60 plus yard passes. Yeah, he had to come bombs. He missed those two in the fourth. They were they were mirrored. They look very bizarre in person. I don't know. There's another one that would have just ended the game that would have put it away too, right? Right. And I'm not too sure. Two in a row back to back. Yeah, I'm not concerned about Gabriel at all. Because like I think we said it last week, blah, blah, blah. I think they went really vanilla versus Idaho and just hoped and just was like we're going to win. We're just going to be boring. They showed they were willing and they can go deep and the wide receiver core is awesome. They're this was there's a electric I said three catches for negative one yard. Negative yards. Yeah. Yeah. But but but but and eighty five yard. That return so yeah, yeah, hold in third for seventy eight. I thought because the first half like we said he was there. We get in pressure. The line was just awful. That second half when they were able to run the ball and he was getting clean pockets. I was happy with the offense like all right. This is what we were expecting all year that this that hold and touchdown made me so happy. Because everything about it like quick slant like God throw the fucking quick slant to these guys. And then him just the pull the pull away speed that he had was really impressive. And I don't think out of the three receivers organ has that they threw out there. I don't think you would expect that from him, but he pulled away like really easy. I mean, you could see how much faster Tez was than him on the play because he literally is like jogging next to him slapping hands, but man, that was a cool play and like and by the way, like put that frame that shit, you know, like, like two organ receivers. That's video game stuff, like running side by side, slapping hands, walking into the end zone. That's that's right. And waddle. Tyreekin. Yes. Yes. Thomas back in the day. Yeah. Yeah. That's what he said. No. I'm just saying he did that in Kansas City with Tyreek a few times. So I'm just guessing that's what he was trying to know. Do we have a consensus opinion here that Sadiq should just not get the ball anymore? I think they're trying to force it to him. Yeah. I don't want to see, I don't want to see the field throws down field throws them are fine. Nothing behind the line of scrimmage or handoffs. Never again. No, no more. No more of that low that tight end sweep bullshit like out of here. Who are you fooling? Like even if he does have space on the outside, he's not out running anybody. Give it to one of your really, really, really, really fast guys, like really fast guys. Get them in space. Or here's an idea, if you need the three yards, run a fucking out with them, run three yards and then run outside and throw it to them. How about that? There were some very questionable play calls in this game too in my eyes. Yeah, throw it out. What the fuck are you doing? Throw that throw that play out. They've been trying to force that since last year. I think like it worked for a touchdown last year. And I think ever since Stein has a huge, huge, throbbing peacock for it, you know, like we're done. Move on. Don't throw it away. I'm over it. I'm with you. Okay. Any other, any other thoughts on this going forward or at least a we, is it a step or a sapping officially not a like double agent from the Beavs making that or was that? He nailed it right down the middle. We'll find out this week. 26. Yeah. Yeah. Got missing the extra point. You brought, that's exactly what you're saying. Turn it over. It's like, oh, doing everything to lose this game and you've put one off the fucking post. It's like, fuck different tie game set up one huge difference. I, I said it in the discord too. Like after he made that field goal, it was the most relaxed walk off field goal celebration I've ever seen. Like, like there was three guys around him who were excited, sapping tip was forcing the issue on the celibate. Yes, he was. Look at me. Look at me. Pick me up. Pick me up. I'm running around. Yeah. I'm short. Lish me. I don't weigh a lot. Lish me up. Everybody's like, bro, if you didn't miss a fucking extra point earlier, we would have been taking a knee like for the last five minutes. So shut the fuck up before we move on. I will say, if you want to spin it, the ducks have had a clutch drive in both games. The I know game just salted it away and then the boys stay game. They played scenarios, they did whatever and they wanted. So we've seen just last year, Washington made it all the way to the title game by winning these close games and they had a few ones that were just lucky. I wouldn't classify any of these two as lucky, even though Stuart Mandel is very weird and saying Idaho should have beat Oregon, but they never had the ball with the opportunity. But Stuart Mandel's being weird because he lost a bet last year on Oregon's offensive line, whatever, yada, yada, yada, um, be a positive. They've worked scenarios. I don't know. I mean, because we could be Ole Miss where it's like, oh, you won both games 70 to nine. Mm hmm. Okay. Okay. I mean, okay. Those games in conference like I feel a lot better if we were winning 70 to nine these first two weeks. Oh, sure. I'm not saying this guy whole game was the preferable outcome. How about a nice little like 27, 28 point win against the bees, just get Dante more on the field, please, like some, like, I don't want, I don't want to see him for like, I don't want to see him like be the starter or the rest of the season or anything, but it would be nice to see him get some reps, just in case you get into big 10 play and something happens to Gabriel. I mean, it would be nice is all I'm saying. What? I need to see one of these games though, because UCLA is not very good, Michigan State's not very good and the bees and I don't think is very good. If they play three more games similar to these going into, with Ohio State, I don't, I'm not going to feel like we're going to win the game. Ducks are not going to win. So no, WCP and the chances, Sappington wanted them uppies. Yeah. He did. He totally did. It's like a little child, mama, mama, Oh, he's a good kicker. 22 yards, you did it, didn't you? Such a good kicker. Did he kick one out of bounds on Saturday too? Yeah. Yes. On kickoff. Yeah. Yeah, man. Well, okay. That's so I want to, I want to at least give him credit for the kickoff's because like with the exception of that, they're all touchbacks. Um, so nobody, nobody's returning kicks against Oregon, which is great. I love it. I love it. That's such a weapon. Yeah, it takes a huge burden off your special teams. Just kick it out of the end zone. Totally. Uh, okay. Let's move on to something else. So by the way, we still have lines. We have lists. We have trivia to go. Um, so do we want to touch on anything else before we get to those things? Cause we got, you know, like, we're rusty and I just want to say, okay, I know people are going to be like, ooh, why did you do your fantasy football recap? It's preseason. Yeah, we just, I'm not playing in the preseason week, okay? That's what it's, it's, it's my preseason. I'm not playing. I'm like Aaron Rodgers, but I guarantee you in week one, I'll be very sharp. Just like Aaron Rodgers was or was he, Hey, speaking of sharp. That was fun. Did you guys watch Shannon on IG live? Uh, I, uh, I saw the not safe for work post in our discord from, uh, not Tien, uh, who shared that with everybody, not to a whole shit. He gone. He gone. He gone. I'm here. He back. All right. Come back. Come back. I love you. Drop the Shannon sharp thing and then bounce. You guys have a talk amongst yourselves. Um, but someone with the username of nut, Ian is a linking Shannon sharp moaning and groaning. Interesting. Very interesting. Weird. Weird. Not need our work when on was putting in work on that too. He sure was. Um, yeah, no, I don't have any takes on that. I mean, my, my only takes are man, that sucks. That's, uh, that's too bad. Uh, no one wants to, uh, the sounds of that activity. Come on. Like be real. No one really sounds great being like, oh, you're going to take that. Do you like that? Yeah. Yeah. You want some more of that? I do. I do. It's great in the moment, but you just roll that on B roll. Everyone sounds terrible. You're like, yeah. Yeah. Little corner. Like I feel like that's the case with most sex talk. Right? Is, is you, if, if anybody were to actually hear themselves saying those things, it would be like, oh, oh, I, I shouldn't, I shouldn't do that anymore. Like I, I would never do it. It's it, but when I, when the aftermath yesterday happened, I was like, I would, I wonder how listening back to just audio, no visual, just, just straight audio. How bad do you sound? Just be in like, oh, yeah, you ready for this? How do you want it? You know, yeah, it just, it just, it sounds better when the endorphins are running and the adrenaline's going, the juices are flowing. Yeah. Just statically, it's, yeah, just sound terrible. Oh, yeah. Like a lot. Oh, yeah. I'm going to eat almost. Are you ready for this? Are you ready for this? Oh, yeah. Line. Line. Is that what you said? Hey, do you like this? Do you want more? Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's, it's, um, yeah. Good for him though. Yeah. Yeah. He's not, he's not, he's not a married man, right? No, no. Good for him. And I did like how on the his podcast last night, Oh, Joe Cinco was ripping on him for his cardio. He said he sounded like he was starting a rusty lawnmower. I'm growling as a little aggressive. We're howling is, we're wrong, every single person here listening, whatever. We've all done the one thing where like, that didn't work. Even if you're totally turned on, you're like, that sounded awful. Try it out. And growling. Yeah. Have to be up there. Yeah. I'm howard, howard, howard, howard, howard, howard, how old you are, how many times you've done it, you're going to keep trying out new things and some of those things don't work. They don't want to say what about like, what about a hawk? You know, dude, the fall guy, what animal sounds do you want to hear? None. Zero. All right. What about dolphin sounds? Have you ever heard a fucking koala? Two has got like the fall guy, don't koalas have like herpes, chlamydia, chlamydia. Famously it's chlamydia. Yeah. Chlamydia. Yeah. What'd she say? Oh, she was talking about koala sex. Okay. Sounds about right. The fall guy movie, by the way, listen to us talk about it on Sunday. They do the, uh, one of the scenes in that movie, they did like the shimmer sound effect that are whatever I can't, I can't replicate it, but classic, classic action movie sound effect, uh, that should be when they get thrown in there. You just have like a soundtrack playing or sound effects. Yeah. That's plugging your soundboard and boom. There you go. Soundboard next to the bed. Brown pop pop pop. Yes. Allboard next to the bed needs to have her there you go. Yup. Try it out. It might stick. Who knows? Okay. Um, we've talked about that now, uh, let's see. So let's see. What else? Uh, from college football, Notre Dame lost, uh, Colorado lost to Nebraska. Man. Perfect time man. NFL, um, they not grinding your, your boy Xavier Worthy is a problem. Officially. And according to the bangles, yeah, don't, don't ask Jamar Chase, um, not a problem whatsoever. Um, the Niners on Monday night looked very good, even without McCaffrey, uh, also Aaron Rogers extremely washed. Um, let's see. Any other, any other NFL takes your boy Anthony Richardson through a ball like 80 yards. Ski from like, is like falling down. Yeah. Nice. We're back. Anthony. One of his nine completions. Yeah. I, I definitely grimaced when he said he's your fantasy quarterback. And he can be, can be one with like rushing touchdowns and two bombs. Yeah. It's like a, what's he a in McCaffrey stand for? Uh, strained Achilles, Achilles strain. What, what's the F in McCaffrey stand for? Uh, faulty calf. Fucking, fucking, fucking doors Achilles, he's a system running back anyway. So yeah. Yeah. Look, Jordan, Jordan Mason is going to pull an Eli Mitchell and run for like, uh, 12 hundred yards this year, it'll be fine. There is something to the system running back. Uh, I'll say Kyle Shanahan can make any running back run for over a thousand yards in a full season. So McCaffrey is different and he'll run for 1600 and also catch like 60 passes. So he can't do that with everybody. Um, yeah. Who knows if he'll need it? We'll see. We'll see. S, suddenly everything came together and the 49ers have everybody on the roster they're supposed to. So also helps playing a good team. Yeah. That makes things a little more difficult. Yes. So, uh, okay, anything else? I mean, do we, do we need a, do we need a, just shame beaver and cooke fans right now for how they've acted over the last, what year and a half, two years? Yeah. Yeah. So, so pack six is apparently a thing. And speaking of like things getting thrown together really quick, like that happened in the matter of this morning of the, so the pack 12 Oregon state in Washington state. Added Boise, Fresno, San Diego state and Colorado state. So now there are six teams and I don't know if they're going to add more, uh, stay tuned for our list. We might have some suggestions. I like that they're keeping all the state schools names together. Yeah. That should almost be a prerequisite for whoever else they add fender, fender with a good share in the discord, the half, like it's a perfect way to split the conference in half as the schools that are actually states and the ones that are not like Boise, Fresno and San Diego. Not states. Uh, so here you go. Colorado Colorado state's interesting. Yeah. I, yeah, I mean, 13. Yeah. Um, I'm not mad at it. I think this, you know, it was, I thought it was sort of weird. Last week when we found out that they didn't reach a schedule agreement for the upcoming season with the mountain west, I was like, okay, you guys have been talking about this for a really long time. Why would you not be able to put something together? Um, and it's because they were working behind the scenes to completely fuck over the mountain west conference. And so, so there you go. The mountain, the mountain west is about to die, uh, thanks to, you know, Oregon state and Washington state. So how long do we get to just crush all the whiny crybaby beaver and coop fans that have been like, oh, you know, crying about you guys breaking up the conference and calling everyone like sellouts and shit like that and then to turn around and say like, Oh, how great this is now that they're killing the mountain west conference now. Well, I mean, the one difference is the mountain west didn't matter before and mountain west won't matter after. So whatever, whatever conference the mountain west poaches for from doesn't matter before or after it'll be to walk. So there, I mean, they didn't drop them from a power five to a whatever group of five. There's a little difference, but the thing that kills me is how thirsty mainly beaver fans were. There were some Washington state fans now at sea, but it's mainly beaver fans who in one breath would be like, Oh, Oregon, USC, UCLA, Washington. How dare you dare you make student athletes flight in Nebraska and Ohio and then they're like, huh, we're, we're joining the ACC. Look at my graphic. We're going to play in Orlando and South Carolina and Miami, Florida, Boston, Massachusetts. But that's different, that's different. And then when it didn't happen, because it was never going to happen or because we're not an anti beaver podcast, we just know, we just know the parameters of the sport. They don't matter in that regard. They don't have the juice. It was never going to happen and was so funny to watch them do that and then be like, spin it today. This is what we wanted the whole time, a regional conference, a read, but bus trips to Fresno. Yeah, you'll take what you can get at this point. So I, you know, if I, if I am an Oregon state fan, this is exciting because you go, you go, you go from nothing saves them. Yeah, it does. You go from nothing and possibly like, because they just renovated their stadium like they're in the red, they, they needed money. Yeah. Are they going to have the money to buy these teams out of the Mountain West? Yes. Just because of the Pac-12 money, there's enough money that they're getting the Pac-12. Yeah, they're based, I mean, most of the, most of the coffers, if someone's bored enough, they could fact check me. I think the Washington state and Oregon state have 250 million over like a six year period from the Pac-12. But to buy out these six teams, it's 18 million per. So you do them about 20, 40, 60, you know, 120 take away a, it's 112 bucks, 110 bucks. So almost half of that is kind of gone just like those six teams. Probably why it's only that and they didn't go to full 12 teams again. Right. Cause they have to be an, they have to be a team conference by 20, 20, 20, it's the minimum to be. Yes. They have a buffer. They have a buffer. But by, yeah, 25, 26, they have to have at least eight teams. So they're going to get at least two more, 26, 27, 24, 26, 27, yeah, okay. Correction, we hear you and we see you. Thank you. Yeah. I, I'm just the hypocrisy of their fan base to, you know, cry wolf that, you know, especially Oregon Hill, the conference and killed Oregon state and Washington state to turn around. Cause I, then there's no way the mountain west is going to be able to survive now, is it? No. Well, well, yes, I mean, they'll, they'll add teams to Mexico state. Are they going to, are they going to jump, pull some teams out like the big sky now to fill out the draw. Yeah. I mean, you, you think you think the, the pack six is not going to add those new Mexico schools? My guy. Oh no, before we move on, I want to hear you cry wolf, do it. Can you cry wolf? That's just like, wow, that's all it is. That's just, that's the, that was the either field. That's all it is. Okay. I thought you would give me a full on like free, like gutter, I didn't cry and wolf, crying wolf is being a little bit. Whoa. Easy. By the way, go from one animal sound effect to a very different animal sound effect. I was cracking wolf during that session, it would have been so much better. But the difference is, is like, if you're Oregon state Washington state, man, yes, this saves your guys's schools and your programs and stuff. It had to be done. It was just them being such little whiny bitches for that year and change when it moved. That's. Yeah. I was surprised. I was surprised. They didn't have any class when the fucking merger happened. I was surprised like a lot of them didn't see the bigger picture. You know, I know, I know like Twitter is not exactly a, a place for that, but I was surprised like, cause you know, this was inevitable. They had to do this or they had to bounce to another conference. It was one or the other. If they don't, their fucking program folds within 10 years, you know, like, they had not such high hopes that they're going to go to the big 12. They're never going to happen. So I don't know why they didn't just see this. It was either those two teams going into the Mountain West or them keeping the brand of the Pac 12 and voltering some teams out of these other conferences. When it, when it came to Oregon state and Wazoo joining the big 12 in the famous words of the philosophers of TLC or maybe Envogue, I don't even remember, but they were never going to get it. You're never going to get the invite. Never going to get it. That's in there. That's in there. Well, maybe that's crying wolf. Oh, I like that. No, that is from in living color. Jamie Fox did that on a living color. I think it was his Wanda character or whatever. Wow, that's like, where was that in my brain? Holy shit. One of the many folds somewhere in there from 30 years ago. Jesus. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, we'll see, we'll see what like ends up happening because you said it. They have to add two more schools. It's, I mean, there are usual suspects that I think we can probably slot in there, but we'll see. Like, like I was saying, these two schools like Oregon state and Washington state have value. They're not, it's not like they're, I mean, not as much value as the other schools, obviously, which is why the big 10 didn't want them. But they do have value and they don't. None. That's your argument? I'm seeing faces. I mean, I've bought single by toilet paper that says value brand owner as well. So Costco. I mean, they have Costco value. Okay. How about that? Yeah. I wouldn't call them Costco value. Winco. Probably. Winco got that's better. Yeah. You're right. Shopco. Shopco value. Shopco is dead. It is. Yeah. I think it is. Yeah, it is. That's the joke. King. Oh. Sorry. I didn't, I forget your big box humor that you're so famous so many wrinkles. Oh, get a big lots joke in here. Close it out too, put a javic Kmart wire on it. Oh, got some Sears lines in there. Yeah, you got a KB toys joke you want to throw out there? All right. Camelot. Anyway, always on a Ross's back. So they're like part of Macy's, I think, right? Isn't that the thing? Yeah. I think they're the very saddest of ways. Yeah. You get a corner at Macy's. I stumbled on Toys R Us inside of Macy's with my kid. I was like, Oh, it's Jeffrey the draft. He's like, I don't know what the fuck that is. It's Jeffrey with the G. How's it actually? Actually, actually legitimately my kid, like when Toys R Us closed down, he was like seven or eight and was legitimately upset was like this because it was like the one big toy store you can go to and just walk around and look at toys and video games and stuff and you know. Elephant Trunk's not there anymore. It is. It is. It is. There you go. You did. They don't have a video game section for one for two. Do you really want to spend 80 bucks on a stuffed animal? I'm good, but you know, you could tell by the way the person here who does not have children. Elephant drug. Shut the fuck up. All right, let's, let's do. Let's do lines. How about that? Are you ready for lines? You got a spoon. Pinkie's up. Let's do it. Who of us haven't done lines out of their cell phone, honestly, he's doing lines. I didn't get the results from Booble this week, by the way, so it's always your ski. Yeah. Fake, fake news anyway from Booble. So, uh, Vlogga winning the week, nine points, that's a lot, eight points, you know. Good sturdy effort there. We're tied. We're tied. You guys are both tied at 16 overall. You damn right. I, uh, cannot pick a starter pick to save my life. No way. It's six points. He farted on me. I'm three point back. That's worse. That's worse. Yeah. Is your kid talking about farts? Is that a man? Yeah. I don't know. I think I heard farts. I think he's talking about some of these games. We got to pick. Yeah. All right. They are fart games. I do. All right. First game is actually not a fart game. We got Bama, Bama's 16 and a half point favorites against Wisconsin. Well, Chad, I'll give you a piss about nothing but the time I had. Uh, yeah. I'm start picking Alabama, say it's starting with Wisconsin, insert. We don't need no Badgers reference, um, Alabama. Yes. All right. Um, next game we got Arkansas State, they're 23 and a half point underdogs against Michigan. Arkansas State. Yeah. Me too. Yeah. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go with the point. It's good. I think. Well, maybe they're definitely a wolf of some kind. Yeah, they're black and red. They can't be the black. Yeah. Um, well, I'm just, it's early, but I'm chasing points. I'll take Michigan. You can't be chasing points. This guy. Oh, this early in the season scheme, man. No. Good. What was your favorite Michigan in completion last week? I don't think it would have been one of the like 30 they had. Uh, next game, so we got Michigan, we got my Chippewaas. They're going to Illinois, Illini, 18 and a half point favorites. Such a trap. I'm so trippy. Give me my chippies, baby. Chippewaas. The Illini just beat Kansas at home. Yeah. I think I'm going with the chips. Ooh. We got Illinois. Mm hmm. Big old believer in Burtball. You know it. By the way, Arkansas state red wolves. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Black and red. Yeah. That looks like he can really mow a nice checkerboard into your lawn, by the way. Oh. Oh. I bet he can. Yeah. Rushing highlights. I was going to say, what's he, he's drinking highlight? What? It's hot for Miller Lite. Miller Lite. Miller Lite, I see. Miller Lite. Okay. I guess all boy. I think it's all boy. Miller Lite. Well, you know, he's one of those guys who can set the can of beer on his gut and have it just sit there. 100%. Yeah. That's, I mean, life goals right there. Yeah. Jesus. He wears like the, the like windbreaker without the sleeves and then sets the beer can right on. Yeah. Probably a three, three quarter sleeve windbreaker. I love it. That coach look is so bad where they're just like, you want to know what life is stressful. I don't eat well. I don't sleep. I gained 37 pounds every season. Nike, make me something with no seams. It just has a couple logos on it and it's just a tarp. Yeah. It's just a tarp. It's just a tarp. It might as well just a tarp. It's just a tarp. Yeah. It's so bad. Uh, Charles Kelly used to do that at a school we all know. Uh, so I believe he might be one of the first people seeing as a kid that close connected to Nike about 15 years ago. I don't know, I, I'm, Bella check rock the hoodies and just cut off the sleeves because he knew. Yeah. Nike. Nike wasn't cutting those sleeves off though. Bella was giving that himself. Imagine that, by the way, like Hall of Fame NFL head coach in his office. Hey, hey, hey, because somebody gave me some scissors. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Lisa, give me some scissors and he's cutting fucking sleeves off of a hoodie. Like, in his office, like that half a check in and X are 20 bucks for a three quarter sleeve hoodies. Hell no. Hell no. No, either. He cuts. Oh shit. Do I bet? I bet his, I bet his son at Washington gets us for free though. I bet he's a son looks like a squid billy, so get him some trail. That's a dream. All right. Uh, next game we got the aforementioned Notre Dame. They're nine and a half point favorites against the boilermakers. Give me the Irish. Bounceback game. Pretty is pretty bad though also. They're both. Yeah. Gimme the Irish. I got Purdue. Ooh. Notre Dame's down bad. Look at this. That might be the third time you picked Purdue. Big fucking Vinny Sullivan fan over here. Brand loyalty. Let's go. Yeah. All right. Um, I had a search for this line. All right. We got query view, a.m. They're playing Sparty. Sparty is 40 and a half point favorites. Maybe Sparty. Dude, they need this game. So bad. Just sitting. I remember in the 90s, Prairie View A&M lost like 60 straight games, even though that has nothing to do with this way. You're doing a blue and yellow. Yeah. I think of the Panthers. Yeah. They're a Panther. Yeah. Texas. They're from Texas. Yeah. Yeah. Gimme that color. I'm taking that color scheme. That color scheme will cover 40 points. I'm going, uh, Michigan State. You guys are scared, scared of Prairie View. Um, next time we got Nevada, 17 and a half point underdogs against Minnesota. Gimme the Goaf's. Goafers dug themselves a hole in week zero, but you want to know what? Yeah. They popped out last week. Yeah, they did. They popped right out. Groundhog, Groundhog Day last week. Rainbow. Rainbow. Gimme the, gimme the Goaf's. Goaf. Same. Yeah. Minnesota. Uh, Prairie, Prairie View A&M, Purple and Yellow. Purple and Yellow. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I'll still roll with it. Yeah. Okay. All right. Perfect. It doesn't change anything for you. Good enough. No. No. No, no. It's not in Washington or you, uh, Wazoo, is it? Loomin. Loomin. Is that Loomin again? Yes. And as of today, there have been 38,000 seats sold. Ooh. So, uh, yeah. Huskies four and a half point favorites. Do you want to know what? Gimme the Goog's. Mm-hmm. Animal noises. It's officially a theme. It's a theme. Uh. Yeah. It's officially a theme. God, I really want to take the Cougs too. I am. I'm taking the Cougs. Oh, yeah. I'm taking the Cougs too. All right. Let's go. Let's get it. Let's go. Watch it. Hey, hey, look at me. Look at me. Starp it. Oh, geez. This guy's insane. This guy is insane. I haven't watched a second in Washington, Huskies football. Hey, hey, Brody, guess what? What's Colorado's record? One and one. Yeah. What are the Huskies record? Two and a. Two and a. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I don't think Colorado's great. I love fucking crime, Coach Brown. I love Coach Brown. I just think Washington is worse and they also haven't played everybody yet. You know, they haven't played anybody going into the Cougs? That Washington state offense. You know, good. I think your next name is John Materre. Is that Materre? I'm switching my pick now. I'm taking Washington. Oh, look at this guy. They're going to start off three now now. Husky honk. Greatest team ever. Yeah. Husky honk. Husky over there. In Colorado, I'm going to lose again this week. I'm wearing glasses. Like King is that? Is that softy? Is he like? Yeah. Wow. Is that you? Dave. I don't know. It is. Yeah. Okay. Good. Iowa. They're 22 and a half point favorites at home against Troy. Give me the Trojans of Troy. Okay. Yeah. In the ass last week, they choked that game away. They should have covered. I'm going to ride Iowa again. Don't let McNamara throw the football, run it every time. And I think they cover. Week one was clearly an anomaly, like 40 points for Iowa. You know, that's going to bring their average up for the rest of the season. I got Troy, like I, you know, we're, we're one with this line relying on Iowa to score more than 22 and a half points. And I don't think they're going to give up a lot because their defense is pretty good. Um, no, I don't see it. Give me, give me Troy. Yep. All right. Uh, next we got, can we get, we need to get in the conference play, these games, Northern Iowa, they're 27 and a half point hundred dollars against Nebraska. Listen, I love the fighting Kurt Warrens, but that Dylan, Ryola guy, cosplaying as Patrick Holmes. I believe, I believe, I know it's corny, but give me the Huskers. He looked real legit against a really fucking bad Colorado team last week. But I really liked watching him play. Uh, and Nebraska is like fun, I think with him. Uh, I am also picking Nebraska. So am I, just cause it, if this was like 28 and a half points, I might go the other way, but for touchdown cover, I think they got it. Um, fuck, I can't even write, read what I wrote down here. I think it's Eastern Illinois, 24 and a half point hundred dollars against Northwestern. Ugh, this game is gross. Let me tell Leathernecks, Eastern Illinois. Are they? Can't tell me I'm wrong. I can't. I can't tell you. I can't even read your own right and writing how you get to tell me's wrong. Come on, man. All right. Is it really Eastern Illinois ski or is that who they're actually playing? Oh, imagine putting money on this, like real actual money. Um, they're the, they're the Panthers. Oh, that changes everything. It does. It should. Yeah. And they're one and one. Give me the Wildcats. Give me the last week. I mean, come on. Give me the Wildcats. Nope. You don't, you don't just come into that lacrosse field on like Michigan in front of 9,000 people and beat the cats in the cats. Yeah. I'll take, um, I'll take, um, North Western. I'm, I'm. Fools. Yeah. Fools, I tell you. Yeah. The Panthers are high powered offense. Watch out. Okay. Gimme Eastern Illinois. Are you sure it's Eastern Illinois? Are you sure? Yes. It is. You wanna go into school? Yes. That sounds right. Sounds right. That's right. But sounds right. Yeah. All right. Somebody in the chat, somebody in the chat, find that out. Tony Romo college. All right. We got UCLA's first, you know, trip to a conference game. I mean, two and a half point underdogs against Indiana. Oh, oh, it's, they're underdogs at home to Indiana. No, my Bruins. My Bruins. Hey, clap. I thought it was next week when they go to LSU. No. Give me the Bruins. Indiana. Big. Big. You got a big, big, I mean, UCLA has looked very, very not good. Let's see. Indiana beat Western Illinois. Well, they did just hang 77 on Western Illinois. Yeah. Gimme Indiana. Gimme Indiana. UCLA is very bad. All right. Next thing we got Maryland, they're a two and a half point favorite against Virginia. Then in college park. It is in college park. Gimme the Terps. Yeah. I don't know what sound turtles make, but well, it's turtle, turtle. Oh, Dana Carvey. Yeah. Yeah. That's the sound they make. Shout out to 90s sketch, sketch artists. I mean, I certainly lost Michigan State last week. I'm going to take Virginia. I don't know how good they are, but they must not be that bad. Musinthe. Musinthe. I'll tell you they're two and O Virginia. Yeah. Yep. They did just beat Wake Forest. All right. That changed your mind? Nope. Nope. You're still at your Maryland? I'm Maryland. Yeah, turtles. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Turtle power, bro. Or an hour. All right. Last we got the El Grasico, as King likes to call it. Ducks are 16 and a half point favorites. I'll start just the last week. I extend belief and grace and think they won't slop, not going to slop it down. I'm taking the ducks. If they don't cover, if they lose, I'm out. But give me the ducks to cover. I am with you. This has to be the game where they figure shit out for a full game on all levels. So yeah, I'm hoping I could see it being around, you know, 28 plus point route if they do. No way. Um, OSU covers for sure. Like this is, this is easily the biggest game on their schedule this year. Um, they are going to play as hard as they will play all season long. Organ has not shown me anything that they can put a team away, that they can be consistent in a game. Uh, give me Oregon State with the points. Yeah. I will say the beams are very similar to Boise State to where I don't think they can throw the football. So if the ducks do get up to scores in the second half, I think it's going to be hard for the beaves to mount attack. That's the route, right? The beaves, uh, they lead the nation in, um, time and possession. So yeah, because they just run the ball every fucking play they've had, you know, I was looking up here, he is McCoy is 24 of 35 for 274 yards in two games and they have rushed the ball over a hundred times compared to 35 pass attempts. Uh, I'd take anyone out there. Let me see what it is. Um, this game is going to be a slog, isn't it? Take a guess at what the total is. Total what? Total points for this game. 48. 49 and a half. Whoo. I was just thinking if this was up into the fifties, I was like the undersounds real tasty to me. If that was the case. I think it still kind of does. I still, it still seems pretty good. Yeah. Or if the ducks get up big, then you never know what happens, but yeah. I think it's going to be a slog, man. I really do. And that's exactly what Oregon State wants to do, um, the only way they have a chance to be in the game. All right. Yep. That's lines. That is lines. All right. Perfect. Let's let's hop into trivia. Uh, so who won last week? It was a tie last week. It was a tie last week. That's right. Yeah, you found some boats. The very end. Weird. Some folks. Stop the count. Stop the count. Um, so yeah, it's tie last week. I didn't do it in the first week. So it is, uh, yeah, we'll, we'll see who can take the lead, I guess. So if you haven't heard this before, um, I give somebody a question. They have a chance to answer it. If they get it wrong or they pass, I don't know why he passes guess, um, there is a multiple choice, uh, for the other person to steal the point. Uh, it is best out of 10. I only have 10 questions. I refuse to do more. Uh, so we had a tie. So you're making an odd number. It makes no sense. Okay. I can throw one out. I'm just saying. I feel like you're right. You're right. I think you're right. I don't know that it actually helps the, the odds of not having a tie just, you know, get one wrong. I guess. Okay. Anyway, who, uh, who should, who should start? Should we flip us? He'll start. He'll start. He'll start. All right. Who is Oregon State's only Pac 12, 10, eight offensive player of the year? Ooh, I can know what's not him, is it? Uh, I'll say Brandon cooks. Correct. Uh, king, your options. Terry Baker, Ken Simonton, J. Quiz Rogers. I know Terry Baker won a Heisman, but I'm going to say J. Quiz Rogers. That is the correct answer. They did not start having this award until like 1983. So right. Yeah. Um, so yeah. Quiz Rogers, King leads one, nothing, uh, back to King here. Mike Riley is the beives all time winning his head coach in 2022. He was named coach of the year in the now defunct USFL. What was the team he coached? Mike Riley, man, legend. The San Antonio. Roughnecks, Roughnecks, incorrect. All right. This is the only way either of you is going to get this as if you had multiple choice. Uh, ski, your options, the New Jersey generals, the Houston gamblers were the Birmingham stallions. Oh, he's got to be a stallion wild stallions, well, stallions, airheads are a gambler. He, uh, was a general. Yeah. Yeah. New Jersey, New Jersey generals for old, old Mike Riley, um, so nobody gets the point there. King still leads one, nothing back over to ski, uh, ski. Who has the most losses as a head coach in Oregon state history? The most losses about Mike Riley. Mike Riley is the answer. He's like coach the most games to be my guess is what I would. Yeah. He had 83 losses as a head coach. Um, I think he's like 96 wins or something like that. Uh, other options for that were Jerry Pettibone and D. Andros, who also coached a lot of games. Also lost a lot of games. Um, all right, tied up at one, uh, back to king, Oregon state's last bowl win was 30 to three against a six and six Florida team in the 2022 SRS distribution Las Vegas bull. Who led the beives in rushing that day? 2022 bowl game, so technically the 2021 season, I think maybe I don't know. It was the 22. Yeah. Yeah. Cause it was before new years. Yeah. Totally, but it's so fucking obvious. It's that guy. I'm not even going to say where he plays now. I, I'm totally blanking on his name. Okay. Say, say a name of it. Say a name of an Oregon state player on offense in the last four years. Give it a shot. Damien Martinez incorrect, uh, ski your ski, your options are Damien Martinez. Deshawn Fenwick or Jack Coletto was it Fenwick? It was Fenwick. Yes. Deshawn Fenwick had 20 carries for a hundred and seven yards in that game. I don't know who Deshawn Fenwick is. And that was like three years ago. So two years ago, um, so there you go. Uh, ski leads two to one back to ski, um, who holds the Oregon state single season records for catches and receiving yards single season. I'm going to want to say Brandon cooks again, Brandon cooks, Brandon cooks is the answer. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. He had a hundred and twenty eight catches, seventeen hundred and thirty yards in twenty thirteen. That is a shit ton of both of those things for a college football season. Um, okay. Who is Oregon state's career leader in passing yards and touchdowns? Ooh. Sean Manning, Sean Manning is the correct answer. Yeah. Uh, thirteen thousand six hundred yards and eighty three touchdown passes. He passed. Was it D. Was it D.A. Is we down? Back to ski ski leads three to two, by the way. Um, all right, this is a wordy one, be ready for it. Um, William H. Bloss was Oregon state's first ever head coach back in 1893. His team consisted of seventeen players, one of which was a high school kid. Another was a faculty member. That was the name of the college back in 1893, and I have a hint it did not have Oregon in the name. Yeah. Was it, uh, oh, I feel like I remember this. Was it will lamet tech or we'll name it. Yeah. We'll lamet. Incorrect. King, your options, state agriculture college, Corvallis agriculture college or state, Occidental college. I mean, repeat those. Yeah. Uh, state agriculture college, Corvallis agriculture college or state, Occidental college, I'll say Corvallis agriculture college. Oh, it was state agriculture college. I can't believe you guys didn't get that one. Um, all right. So back to King, uh, right? Yes. Okay. Uh, who is Oregon state's only number one NFL draft pick ever? Terry Baker, Terry Baker is the correct answer. You're tied at three, uh, uh, oh, uh, yeah, 1963 he was drafted first overall, um, back to ski, uh, who holds the Oregon state record for career sacks with 37. Oh, it's going to have to be some, I was thinking someone off that fucking Dennis Erickson teams. They're real good. I can't think of any guy that was there for four years. That was like decent. I can. It's the guy who has the most. Oh, yeah. How about? It's not him. My only defender I can figure out right now is Poier. Jordan Poier. He wasn't getting a lot of facts. The same. He wasn't getting a lot of facts. He did not. He did not. Yeah. No, it is not, uh, not Poier, uh, King, your options, Victor Butler, Bill Swan cut or Slade Norris. What Bill Swan cut bill Swan cut is the correct answer. Yes. Very high school to don't fact check that sounds like a thing. Um, right, King leads four to three. Last question. I think he's probably, I think he's probably, wait, no, this goes to you, King, right? Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. I think you're probably going to get this one. I'm cooking here at the end. Yeah. No, I didn't, I didn't have this question. Just like last week. I'm just making this up. Uh, who is Oregon state's all time leading Russia? Their mascot is, uh, what? Rushing yards and touchdowns, all time leader in rushing yards and touchdowns. Who is it? I'll say Kenny, Simon, just cause he was there for four years. That is correct. Just cause I think he has like 2,000 yards more than like second place. Well, Steven Jackson, and I think Simon and senior year was actually pretty terrible. If I remember correctly, but Steve Jack was only there for. He was a transfer, right? Yeah. Yeah. Let's see. Got that many yards in three years. Yeah. He was a Dennis Erickson transfer. I think. Right. One of the, uh, yeah. Uh, spawn cut went to spray, says W's. Right. He's an Olympian. Right? Are they the oldies? Is that what they call? They're the oldies. Sounds about right. Right? Yeah. Uh, Simonton finished his career with 5,044 yards and 59 touchdowns. That's a four year senior. Right? Sure. Yeah. Sure is. Oh, was, was Quiz not a four year guy? He must have only had three years of playing. I think he left early, right? I think he did leave early. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Which is crazy. Like he and Lamichael, right? Like if they had stayed four years would have destroyed the national records. Like, yeah. And why would they leave early too? It's like, yeah, they. Lamichael could go, Lamichael could go play for his college coach with the 49ers. That's why. Yeah. That didn't work out for either. Cool. Cool. All right. End of trivia. Let's do our list. Oh God. We still got the list. Holy shit. Yeah. Uh, our list this week, uh, again, comes from the discord and it is the top three schools. It comes from WCP and the discord, I believe. Let me verify that real quick. Uh, yes it is. Yeah. WCP, five, four, one in the discord, top three teams that the pack six should add next. Top three schools, the pack six. I'll start. Easy one. Go for it. Uh, my number three, they should add your bows. That is also my number three. Yep. It's, it's a, it's a fucking no brainer. Like, you know, I mean, you know, unless you count, you know, how expensive it is to get there. But not my problem. Other than that. Yeah. You don't care about that. Not my problem. Yeah. But number three. Yeah. Go for it. UNLV. See, I got them to make sense. You add those two schools Hawaii and Vegas. Those are destination flights, my friends. That's either not very good football. So that helps things. Do one of these not bad. This here. What? To know? Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. And then three, though. Were they a week zero team? Uh, we didn't pay attention to week zero famously on this podcast. We talked about that ski. So what's that? From the chat, WCP says Cal. Yeah. I mean, yes, bring back Cal and Stanford, I guess that's not going to take a plate cut to go back to the fair. Kind of makes sense. Nutty and says long beach community college. LBCC. Is that what that is? Oh, Lynn Benton Community College. Or is that Lynn Benton? Is that Lynn Benton? I think that's Lynn Benton. That's even better. Long Beach isn't bad either, by the way. Um, SRAM 541 in the chat says North Dakota State. And then Booble says, yeah, he did mean Lynn Benton Community College. Fantastic. Fantastic. Uh, and Booble says Florida State, how far the Seminoles have fallen. I, I still think college football needs to go to the European football style. And you bounce the two bottom teams from the ACC or whatever, to the fucking pack and move the two one up for academic purposes. Oh, look at this, man, we're adding Hawaii, AC school. We got, we got Hawaii, we got Vegas. We got town. We're talking about academics. They're going Hawaii, Vegas, Lynn Benton, Florida State, Lynn Benton, perfect. That's actually it's perfect. I ever said, if, if, if they get to the eight teams to be like a real conference, are they eligible for an automatic bid level conference? Technically, like their, their winner is not automatically in, but they could be the highest rent. Yeah. So they, yeah, but the conference wouldn't get an auto, whoever wins. Not on it. Not on it. From what I understand, I, but I'm an idiot, but I tried to read that today and I don't think it's on it. I'm not going to find anything on it. So I was just like, okay. All right. All right. Um, my number two, I mean, these beaves and cougs are supposed to be very patriotic, right? Shouldn't they just let Air Force in? They fuck. Are you a service? The America's fucking conference here. I mean, come on. Yeah, thank you for your service for the auto win every season, the auto conference win. Appreciate it. Air Force every now and then runs out of banger offense. I remember Bo Morgan in the late nineties, a quarterback just, a soul. Did they just act with a wing tee? First they were the air raid. I feel like they might have gone back to like, oh, they're, they're running that military ball. Yeah. When they, when they played Oregon in the Vegas ball, right? Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, I'm killing myself because I can't remember the name of their coach that year. It's really bugging me. Maybe I'll come up with it before it. It sure didn't bury, I think. Is that it? Someone looked that up. I think it was fissured to Barry. Sounds right. Cause at first I was thinking sunny, lubic, because I really know my wack coaches. I think he's barely, I think it's fissured to Barry. Well, what I wanted to say was fissured to Barry ain't walking through that door. No, he's not. No, he's not. My number two is Eastern Washington. You got the blue turf, add in the red turf, baby. That's what I'm saying. We got competing turfs in this conference. Yeah. Yeah. And then in somebody, yeah, go ahead from 1884 to 2006, fissured to Barry out of boy. Twenty two years. He was good work. That's good work. Somebody in this conference. I'm looking at you, Fresno now needs to make their field white because this is America's conference. Boys. You add Eastern Washington. You got the red, white and blue. Come on. Come on. Red, white and blue. This conference. This conference don't run, you know, these colors off and these geez. I think that makes sense. We should leave out the whole Hawaii aspect of American, you know, yeah, colonialism, like Pearl Harbor is all the thing. I mean, should we have to get rid of San Diego State then too? Yeah. They're fine. They're fine. They're Spain. It's Spain. Who cares? Well. All right. What's yours? Okay. My number two, Montana, my number one, Montana. That's my like first honorable mention. I had a really hard time not putting them on this list. Like give me my grislies in that conference. I am a like moving forward. I'm a huge Montana grizzly fan. Like you get, you get them and D one in the pack 12 or whatever the hell they're going to call it. So on board. Should we be pushing for them to join the Mountain West at least? I love that. I feel they deserve a bump up at least North Dakota State too, by the way, you know, yeah, two, two of those like what are they big sky deserve a bump up into the Mountain West. I mean, I don't know how much Montana deserves it of the more as much as North Dakota State does, but they both they probably both have won like last decade big sky championship. I love. I love the idea of Montana going up and then the Bobcats not going up like that would be brutal. Brutal. Oh, it was meant Montana would not be happy. Nope. Burn that place down. Yes. And it would just be a clean rally that burned it down. All of Montana would would go on a wagon train to San Francisco and burn down the pack 12 headquarters. They got wagons in Montana, right? Tiki torches. We do. They do they do have that twos from the chat WCP says Chico State. I think southern does I think they're kind of close. Western. Yeah. Western. Yeah. Western. I watched some football last weekend guys. I watch sports guys watch sports otherwise only only the random fucking lower level Oregon colleges. That's what I watch. Linfield can't get enough can't get enough. Let's see. Nutty and says liberty fit fits the culture. Yeah. Culture fit. Astrum 541 says matter day. Listen, they were talent composite is going to be at the top. Yeah. They're telling you there are feeder school for the entire country. They're got to be pretty long as being the shit being the shit out of Montana. And by the way, WCP says FYI Chico State doesn't have football, but they do like to party. So perfect. Yeah. Perfect. Fits. Yep. Um. Okay. Ones. Do it. Well, I had my one was Montana, but I'm going to pick it to their bad at football. I don't like them in the big 10. So they could take Northwestern to help them out. We said earlier, you don't just walk on to their lacrosse field on Lake Michigan. I've heard 13,000 people and beat the Wildcats. You just don't know why Wildcats might be contenders for the conference one time. So here you go. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. On a lottery that one year. Yeah. 30 years ago. Nobody knows who that person is. Nobody knows and you shouldn't know, no reason. Um, all right. My number one is San Jose state. Oh, gross. Because frankly, the Spartan should be in this conference already. The fact that they're not included in this group just tells me how afraid everybody is of the South Bay in San Francisco. You know, they're like, like now we, we, we got to bring in these other schools, but nobody else in the bay because we're fucking scared. That's what it is. They don't, they don't want to get robbed and stabbed on away games there. So, yep. That's a 49ers parking lot. Not at all. That's that Santa Clara. Santa Clara. That's different. That's different. All right. It's a little class here. So how about the family, you know, they might not be able to afford to stay there as a team when they play there. So they don't have funds. San Jose, most populated city in the Bay area. San Jose state. It's a fun fact. Colors, rich tradition. Oh, I don't know. Bill Walsh coach there. Did you know that? Bill Walsh coach there. I bet you didn't know that. I can tie her. Yeah. Did you say Reba McIntyre? No, but I didn't. But I agree. Reba has been to San Jose, I'm sure at some point. Give me my fart. Alice. What? So Reba, Reba's got a new show coming out. Oh. I'm not a sponsor, by the way. Yeah. Should be. Reba. Reba. Hey, I'm on board. All right. What do you got? Game. My number one, the late 90s Marshfield Pirates. Very niche reference. You're talking about a tough place to walk into and win in a football game. Good luck. Good luck. Good luck. Walk out. Yeah. The auto wind is a pirate. Just let me tell you. Yes, it is. Always got that. The marine layer never burns off on Marshfield Field. You know, just walking to Frank Geske Field. I made that up. That's the name of the old mayor. That's the name of the old Marist coach. Yeah. Okay. That's funny. You might have been a marshfield alum. That's why they named that. They got a 12th man. That's the wind. They got a 13th man. That's the fucking field that you can't even walk on. It's insane. Yeah, they're just flying across like the 14th man. You have all the souls from the Asanas Island where the school is working from the school. It is. They're not passes down every now and then out there. It's like Lord of the Rings. Remember the third Lord of the Rings movie where he brings out like the ghost army? Yeah. The ghost army comes out. That's what it is. Like the ghost army. I remember. Yeah. I remember Grito walking through a forest. Yeah. Lord of the Rings the me and ski was awesome man. I'm sure like our four listeners will know exactly what I'm talking about. I'm sure. Listen, we're we're in the minority on that one. Clearly just speaking of minorities. Speaking of minorities, Nuttans number one is BY you. Ah, I see what I did there. WCP is San Jose State. I don't like it. You did like it. I mean, the sound effects said you liked it, so now you're just overcompensating. See, again, I'm going to show you again. Bedside. Yeah. Bedside. Sound. Okay, Booble says Sac State. I like that. I like it. Sac State. SRAM says. It says the Zags. Oh, I love the Zags. I think I'd have to add a football program first as well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then that's it. Yeah, that's it. Honorable mentions from Booble. Notre Dame. Kennesaw State. Notre Dame is going to have to join the conference. Listen, we're letting the Zags in. That's the only Jesuit Catholic school I'm letting in. Yeah. Okay. And then he says incarnate word. Word up. Word up. Never happened to them. They're still fun and interesting to watch. They had Canward. And then they didn't. Yeah. I remember during the COVID. And then they were like a fun week team to watch on your computer. And then I'm going to say no, they're not fun to watch anymore. It's a bold tank. That's a bolt. You want to let the bold stance. That's what this podcast is for. Honorable mention from SRAM is Blue Mountain State. Yes. Yes. Yeah. On board. It's easy. For the ECU Timberwolves. Maybe just incarnate words quarterback something was it Zach Calzada stone for five hundred fifty six yards and five tuds and two games. I think he's a Texas A&M transfer. There you go. There you go. Armada. I remember that. I don't. I don't much care for the fact that you know that information, King, that kind of worries me actually. That's a worry as well as all the information you need broken. Oh, okay. I don't know what that is. Is there an election going on? WCP's honorable mention Stanford. One. Side. Classic. Eastern Washington. Idaho. BYU. Utah State. Might actually be like a legit one. Yeah. Actual plausible one in. Yeah. And the early odds Churchill Lancers he says that wing tee. I'm sorry. He just sawing in the balls speaking of the Hawaii football program. Jeff. Yeah. Yeah. But Tim, you as XB was on that team too, wasn't he? He was. Yeah. That's they sucked to play against. That was not fun. Not fun. Six, four quarterback owned like a six, seven tight end. And yet they ran. They weren't the fucking wing tee. They weren't running the wing tee. Yeah. Fuck that. When high schools figured out how to defend the wing tee, have we got rid of the wing tee? I don't think Cushing's going to end it people running the wing tee. Cushing's in like torn ACLs. I feel like I've rid of the wing tee. You know who has that in the college football game is Penn State. Like that's one of their formations. Ew. Yeah. Gross. It's weird. Getting the Pac 12 now to get that out of here. Get them out, get them out. Springfield man, like pray for Springfield. That's all we'll say. We got to get the fuck off. We have to leave. All right. Thank you for watching. Interesting. I'm like an official and I'm really having a whistle and I'm doing 20 minutes segment over speed up credit where it's due. Everybody has been in the chat this entire time. Next week, if anyone who is in the chat now or isn't but wants to do it, 56 minutes and 30 seconds is our goal next week. Hold us accountable. Tell me, I'm telling you, we're doing it. All right. We're doing it. All right. We'll give it. I'm dressing up like a ref. I'm blowing with the whistle segments. We got to do it. I love this. Okay. All right. So listening, movie on Sunday is the Fall Guy for the month. Oh my God. The Fall Guy. The Fall Guy. McDonald's. The Fall Guy. The bandwidth, my God. The bandwidth is over. The Fall Guy is on the cock. The glitchy cock. Watch it. Listen to us talk about it. Thank you for watching.