Billy & Lisa in the Morning
Best Of Billy & Lisa: Shushing, Bad Dates + Quitting With Notice
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He spent a couple days in and around Boston, heading up a bunch of places promoting his new vodka. And at one of them, Nibo, our own Billy Costa went old school, went down there with a microphone and interviewed Aquaman himself. Number five. First of all, welcome to Boston. Hey, first of all, it's his first. I'm man here. Have you been to Boston? Of course. Yeah, it makes us doing one. Exactly. Oh, you don't do some common cons here. Come here. Come here and stay down the hardware. Yeah, it's wonderful. Okay, so I just talked to Blaine off the air a second ago. He said, yeah, we've been working on the vodka for nine years. It takes nine years. Well, we don't know what we're doing. I'm like, I'm on okay movies. I'm like an okay actor. And he's a designer and floating designer. Yeah. So we decided to get in to be the one and make our own liquor and we dove in the vodka. It's taken a while to make it, but you also make it a simple vodka, turning it into a spirit, not an ingredient. So we wanted to, you know, we did it all. We did it all right. Well, I was going to say, you probably have to drink a lot. You're like, how the hell are we going to make this? We get three ingredients. You're like, how are we going to make this actually taste good? A lot of people watching to see us standing here together probably don't realize this, but I've been the longtime stand in stuff, man, for Jason. I know. We just left your school at home. So it's like awkward now. Compliments on the packaging. The bottles look beautiful. Also, thank you 100% posting similar glass. So all recycled glass. So Jason, you're really making the rounds when you landed here involved. You're making a lot of different stuff. Absolutely. We made a lot of stuff today and tomorrow we'll be playing music. So hopefully people will get to come out. Yeah, talk about the band. When did that start? It started with, this is the last tour we kind of did. It was an idea where it's an idea where we can basically get to bring in, you know, it's a, it's a, it's a bed night. So anyone that owns a bar or restaurant, we have everybody come in, we'll industry night, we talk about our products, but then we wanted to entertain them. So these are just my friends I've done for 20 years. It's just the three of us. We play our favorite songs. We've got one original, but it's just nice to get everybody together. It's what it'd be like hanging out with us. So we just want to get the towns that we get to come together, join in and then just celebrate. This is probably a stupid question, Jason. You've gotten a band. You're from Hawaii, basically right of spent a lot of time in a while. Hawaiian. Yeah. You ever think of our collaborating with Bruno Mars? No, he's a little bit better. Good morning and welcome back top five moments from the Billy and Lisa show this week. My name is Justin number four moment. So I always thought two week notices were something that everybody does, but apparently in 2024, not so much. Let's talk to the people. Jim, what do you think? You give a two week notice or not? If you're quitting a job, you absolutely give a notice because what happens is people don't realize is people give a backdoor reference. Oh, that sounds like interesting. Back to what's funny. Winnie just said that you just give a fake number with a fake phone number. Have them call your friend and pretend she's the boss. I don't think that works. No, no, no. What happens is you get a message on LinkedIn. I'm hiring manager. I'm hiring John Doe. You worked for John Doe at XYZ company. Why did he leave? What do you think? So that backdoor reference is a conference call that you know nothing about that's going on behind the scene. And that's your death wish. So LinkedIn can be your best friend and you're worst. Nice. Well said. Good news is I don't know how to get to. Jamie, you're up next. What's your story? Hi, Billie and Lisa in the morning show. So you guys gave me the best advice. I actually was a personal assistant part-time Annie for a family. I gave them two months notice and then I'm working for my dream job now as an Annie full-time Annie. So because of you guys gave me the best advice. I am now in my dream job. So how did they say about the two months? Did they accept it? Did you say the whole two months? They accepted it. Yes. No, they accepted it. I worked it. I mean, I just told them I was, you know, looking for more hours. Yeah. I got to ask for that for that two-month period. Was it awkward around the house? Not really. We had a lengthy conversation about it. I mean, we both just kind of moving in different directions. I wanted more hours. I wanted to be more of the full-time Annie non-personal assistant anymore. Yeah, they probably appreciated your honesty. Yeah, no. I mean, we're talking on good terms. I mean, I've never left a family on bad terms. Here you go. I've given no less than a month's notice. And the good news is you and your dream job. Good one. Good call. Thank you for that call. Oh, yeah. I used to work for a movie rental place and one day the district manager showed up unannounced demanding to make all these changes and speak to the store manager. While the store manager was never there, she only showed up when she deemed fit. So after she showed up and did what the district manager wanted and the district manager left, she chastised me for calling her in on her day off, et cetera, et cetera. Well, I just looked her in the eye and took my landed keys off through him on the desk and walked out the door. Wow. You think he was working at Blockbuster? Oh, remember that? It must be, right? Movie rental. Oh, that's what he said. Movie rental. Yeah. But it was there. I mean, there was one off. It was Hollywood. Maybe it was a porn shop. Yeah. Yeah. Then they had this place down the street Avenue video in Malden, and they had the separate Roman the back for the, you know, adult content. Yeah. I always wanted to go in there. There's one on Mystic Ave. Yeah. It's still there. You have the window. This is a good one. The windows are all blacked out. Yep. I think it's still there. God, I don't know what that is. Yeah. What's going on in there? Memories, man. Good morning. Just wanted to let you know when I gave my two weeks notice, I worked at a cable television company in New York City, and I was going to another cable television company. They escorted me out within 10 minutes. I'm not sure what confidential information I would have taken with me, but that's what happened. Yeah. She was going to the competition. You know what? Speaking of being escorted out, let's go to line one, Amber. Okay. Amber, what happened? Tell us. Good morning. I put in my two weeks notice after working at a bank for six years, and the same thing. They escorted me right out of the building, walked in my desk, walked me in a car. Isn't it standard in banks though? Could you have like information? I mean, I don't think so. I wasn't going to take anything. I worked in the call center. Oh, yeah. Did they did they not let you take anything from your desk? They made me they made me take everything from my desk. Oh, okay. Sometimes they say, we'll send you your stuff. I don't know. I had quite the build up at my desk after six years. Do they walk other people out too? Or was it just you, Amber? They said that was I think it was pump them personal. I don't think the supervisor makes me. Yeah, they were all talking about you behind your back. Yeah, we're in. Off you go. Let's let's end with Stephanie. There's something going on there. All right. Who do we have Stephanie? Stephanie, Stephanie, you're going to end it. Let's go give us a good one. So when he's point, as an HR manager, it's not as easy as, you know, Lisa's thinking it's not as easy anymore to give a fake reference because companies are actually using programs. They say, you know, can we call what references would you like to give? And they'll say the companies, and then they actually call the direct lines for the company. Yeah, I didn't hear enough. They have way too much time in their hands. No, but Winnie, I didn't. Yeah, when you said that, I was like, yeah, I don't think that works anymore. You know what, guys? I'm not worried about it. Here's the thing, right? If you're listening to our show and taking advice from Winnie, you need to reevaluate your problem. Your number three moment from this week on the Billy and Lisa show, little controversial. What up? It is Justin. And I'm here counting down the best moments from this week. And yes, number three came from a list that Esquire magazine came out with of the top songs of the 90s. This had a lot of people talking, including us. Let's start with number 10, juicy biggie. I would say biggie does belong in the top 10. Yeah, I would say, I know bill, you know, I don't know. I mean, I would be a big Papa, juicy. Yeah, big pop was another one. You know, when biggie came on, I like that one. Oh, it's all the big Papa. Yeah. But juicy was, you know, that was a big song on the radio. All right, coming in at number nine, uh, Beastie boys sabotage. I mean, maybe in the top 50 somewhere, but number nine, that's weird. All right, let's get into the controversy here. Number eight is a song called rebel girl by bikini kill anybody. See, I told you controversy. Really. It's an interesting choice. You show this isn't the 10 worst songs. And it's giving eighties most of the 90s from Esquire magazine. Number seven. I can't stand the rain. Super duper fly Missy Ellie. Oh, yeah. That was a big one. I mean, iconic. The video was iconic in the big trash bag. Oh, yeah. Dancing around. Oh, yeah. Still crushing it. By the way, she was just here at the garden. Did she have the the nipple covers by then or did that come after that? So, um, I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay. Number six was a cannonball by the breeders. You guys remember this one? I remember it, but number six in the entire decades, 90s. No, this is definitely got to be the worst list. You want to get even more angry? Yeah. Okay. How about number four? The song called F and run. F is, you know, censored by Liz Fair. Oh, I remember her. She had an actual good song and that didn't make the list. I think that was one of her B sides in the old days. They used to call it. I don't know. It's on the list. I'm looking at it right now. Number three, I do like this one. Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg. Nothing but a Jeep thing. Massive, massive song right there in the 90s. Okay. Number two, I'm kidding. It didn't Snoop and Dre do that at the Olympics on the beach. Oh, yeah. Yeah. In Super Bowl halftime show. Yeah. 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Offer subject to change. Terms apply. It smells like teen spirit nirvana. Now look at Bill's face. What? This is the worst I've ever heard one song. That is an iconic song. Look at Bill so disgusted. Really? I told you it was a controversial one. I told you. Oh, what the hell is Esquire? Yeah, really? What do they know? Where are they now? Best songs in the 90s. Alright, so let's run through some ones that we think could have been. Oh, okay. Now you're just. I know Winnie was probably thinking that entire list. No boy bands. Yes. No boy. No in sync. Come on. Oh, come on. I'm going through that list and I'm thinking no Britney. Britney Spears. Right? Yeah. I know I got so angry. See, I think you've got the list flipped or something. Looking at it right here, the top 10. It's in my hand. Wow. I know. I'm as man as you guys. It's crazy. How about Spice Girls? Yes. Spice Girls. Yeah. That could have been a number one of the 90s. Top 10 for sure. Yes. Should have been on there. How about Sir Mix a lot? You know, a fun fact about that song, Sir Mix a lot. That was a one hit wonder, obviously. He wrote that song and makes so much money from the royalties of it. Yeah. That he never has to work again. He's alive. Really? Yes. He's alive. Okay. Yeah. And then, you know, my personal, one of my top 90s songs, 90s, I believe, you know, it was about the boy bands, also about the dance music. There's a lot of great dance music that came out. This one, I feel like, always gets everyone bumping. Oh, yeah. Right. For the longest time, this was my nephew, DJ Costra's favorite song. He would play it every night in the club years after the song was gone. It's still played and it's still sampled all the time. It's crazy. Anyway, do you agree with the list or not? You can always leave us a talk back on the iHeartRadio app on the top back mic, tap the red microphone. And who knows, you might get your voice heard on the radio, your opinion. And that might happen next in the wrap-up. So, Lisa was out today. A lot of stuff happened. We'll relive it all on the billion Lisa wrap-up. That's coming up next. Thanks for joining us. All right. So, let me ask you a question. You're in public at an event, maybe a movie theater. People are talking, they're being loud. Do you shush them or not? That was a hot topic time from this week, number two. Abby, what do you think of you, a shusher? I just think it's very much situational as the other caller said. I think tennis and golf are two sports where no, like you're not supposed to talk when the players are playing. The umpire's often time will quiet you before they start a rally. So, I think Anna Wintour was entirely in her right. However, I think like baseball game, sure, if you want to chitchat, the game goes so slowly anyway, like that's not a big deal. I personally got shushed one time at a concert for singing along, but I was also 35 at an Eagles concert, youngest person by far, and everyone around me was sitting down. So, I think it was just old people. But otherwise, I think like, you know, I think, you know, it's very much situational, quieting movie theater, quieting, tennis match, but if you want to be ratty at a baseball game and you want to sing along at a concert, you're more than welcome to it. So, in an Eagles concert, you stood up and you were singing aloud and everybody else is sitting around. Oh my God. It was the funniest thing. I'm a big Eagles fan and I dragged my friend Jessica and as we walked in, we looked around and said, "Well, this is probably the last concert we'll ever go to. We're really young people." And the sessions that we happened to be sitting in, we were a little bit further back and if I did it again, I would have gone down to the floor. But everybody was sat through like the entire concert. I'm like, "This is a concert." So, we wanted to stand and we wanted to sing along. And the guy next to me literally was like, "Shush." I'm like, "I'm sorry. What? This is a concert. We're singing to the music." I don't think it was so much your singing. It was the quality of your singing. Yeah, it was a little screechy. Most likely. Tennis does it right though. They just go quiet, please. Yeah, it's so true. Jill, you were up next. What do you think? You were sure? Have you been shushed? I did. Someone, I didn't, a situational like Abby was saying, I was at a show at City Winery in Boston and it was Rita Wilson and Christian Bush from Sugar Land. And the girls across from my table were like drunk and thinking they were at a Sugar Land concert. They kept screaming for Sugar Land songs, but it was Rita Wilson telling her stories about her songs. And I just, it got on my last nerve, so I ended up shushing them. They actually got us gored it out anyways, but it just, it just had to happen. They just had to be quiet. Yeah, I hate when you were at a concert and people are shouting for a certain song. Yeah, play this. Free bird. Yeah. Yeah, that's a classic one. Let's go to Leslie next. Leslie, what do you think? Well, I have a sticky one. So on my birthday last month, I went to see the new Blake Lively movie. It ends with us. That's about domestic violence. And there was a, I don't even know, was a woman. It seems like a young, it'd be in her 20s or something, 30s, with a couple friends. And at the pivotal scene at the end, when it's all very emotional and she's like sobbing and like yelling at the screen, like, you go girl. And that's what he, you know, clearly having, you know, an experience here based on her limb, you know, experience. And I feel like I can't really show sure because clearly, you know, she's got us having a moment, but it ruined the movie for me. Like I'm kind of concentrated on the movie and she's over there whaling and caring. You know, maybe excuse yourself. I was sort of like, I, I want to show us, but I can't show us, but it just was really. That's a hard one. Yeah, because yeah, that, because that movie was really heavy. Yeah. And just be happy. You didn't have going on what she had going on. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I thought, you know, but I didn't show us, but I wanted to. Yeah, or you could just say, really? That's another way of shushing, I guess. Adjust what you've got on your own. Tell him, tell her how you feel. Oh, be quiet. Lisa, you don't know what someone's going through, or just yell that. But anyway, speaking of movie theaters, that's a big one. Former movie theater employee here, one time while I was working, a group of people went to go see a scary movie and they were being very loud and disruptive. And during one of the scary parts, one of the gentlemen in the group screamed and threw his popcorn up in the air. And the gentleman behind him shushed him with his fist. Oh, and that was quite the experience to watch. Oh, I wonder if it turned into a fight. It sounds like imagine a brawl with a fist. Yeah, punched him. It's kind of a shut up or else. Yeah, the movies that is that's a big one. That's a big one in the movie theater. A husband and I went to the movies recently, where there were young kids being obnoxious at the scary movie. And my husband's a really big guy, kind of scary looking. So he got up and went over to them, whispered something, sat back down, and they were quiet the whole rest of the movie. And when we laughed, a bunch of people came up to him and were like, thank you so much for saying something. What did you say to them? And he said, I just told them you're either going to shut up or you're going to get kicked out your decision and he sat back down and they were quiet. You know, I thought of another one when we were kids, Duke and I church. Yeah. Oh, church is a big act up in church. Okay. Yeah, that's that's one place where you have to show some respect. And I actually to what I understand you want to bring your children, but if they're a certain age and they're very vocal, you need to take them out because people are trying to worship and you're literally had your kid playing with their iPad or like, what'd you used to do, Billy? We just like laughed historically. I mean, we'd get thrown out of mass. Oh, yeah, you should. Well, they have children's masses now. And they also have children's rooms that look into so you can see it, but you're not in the room. I was at I was in a church at a Donovan family event. Oh, I remember that it was running out of control. I remember this. I should have been thrown out. I'm sorry. As a human adult grown man. Yeah. Like what seven years ago? Do you know what they were laughing at? Please tell me. I wasn't him and him and Maddie. Yes. And they they thought that this woman Matt said was hot. I'm sorry. No. Wait. Yes. It's what he said. What did Matt. You know how you you know how you kneel on the kneeler. Oh, okay. And that's how a hot woman kneeling down, Lisa. Yes. Oh my God. My son's first Holy Communion. Oh God. Yeah. Like he was I was sitting in the front and I heard all this commotion in the back. I forgot the details on that one. Yeah. It was and it was the two of them coming back to me now. I should have gone outside because I couldn't collect myself. I was just I couldn't stop laughing. Did you know what's going on? What was happening, Lisa? No, I just looked behind and I saw the two of them. Oh, what's going on with them? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I worry. You'll be back on your knees in no time. Morning guys, Justin here. Here we go. Number one moment from this week. Anytime we talk about dating, we always get a lot of calls, a lot of talkbacks. There was a viral video this week of a woman showed up to a first date and the guy was on a date with another girl. And that led us into topic time. Bad first date stories. Number one. Good morning, Stacy. Where are you calling from? Good morning. Calling from Beverly. Beautiful Beverly. Okay. Give it to us, Stacy. All right. So about a couple of years ago, I went on a date with a guy met in line to Lolita, which is a really nice restaurant, a little bit pricey. So, you know, I was expecting hopefully he's going to pay. He invited me out to dinner, but I was a little bit late because I drove around for literally 30 minutes looking for parking. It was terrible. There was no parking. Yeah. So I walked in about 10 minutes late. I'm like, I'm so sorry, but I'm a couple minutes late. He's like, well, it's okay. I'm already four drinks in. I was like, what? I was only committed. So that was the first day. That was only the top of the tip of the nail. So that I was like, wow. So he was pretty, he was pretty tipsy already. I was like, oh my God, this guy. And so I said, okay, well, like, let's look at them. I knew he was like, oh, I already ate dinner. I didn't. I don't want to get anything. I was like, what? Who invites someone at five o'clock for dinner? I was like, okay. So I said, let's get appetizers and we'll share. And he's like, yeah, yeah, that sounds good. So I said, okay, I picked one and you pick one. So he picked out lobster guacamole that was like $30. And I picked out something, you know. And so we get, we're eating our food. It was not going well. He just talked about how successful he is in his business the whole time just went on and on. And then I went to the bathroom and I came back and we were in the lounge area. And he was sitting on my side of the couch, like with his arm out. So it was really awkward. I was like, oh, so he's trying to snuggle me while I was like eating guacamole. And then the waitress comes over the bill and he points right at me and goes, Oh, I didn't really eat anything. You can get that to her. Oh my God, what a loser. Yeah, I don't like that. Oh, I was like, why don't we just split it? And he's like, well, I didn't, I just nibbled. I was like, Oh my God. So me as like a grad student working part time paid like $60 for appetizers while he just, you know, and then at the end I said, okay, it was nice meeting you. And before I could even see anything, he leaned in and just so quick, like kissed me right on the lips. And I was like, Oh my God, I wanted to like wipe it off. Oh, that's so crazy. It was just so cheesy. I was like, wow, that was the waste of my time. So I actually love telling that story on first date, because it kind of breaks the ice. I'm like, so if you're not as bad as that guy, we'll have a great time. Wow. That's a bad date right there. And what a loser that guy is. That's another whole topic that's splitting the bill. We have someone else on the phone with the same that had the same problem. That's a separate topic, but that can be roped in with this one. Oh yeah. Bad first date. Ashley, where are you calling from? I live in Salem, New Hampshire. Oh, beautiful Salem, New Hampshire. You must be a you probably Justin's neighbor and you didn't even know it. So yeah, so I had a bad first date. I had a guy tell me when we got to the restaurant that I should just be grateful he picked me up. And everything I ordered he basically was like, I can make a healthy version of this and make a healthy version of that. And then at the end, basically just told me that I should put the bill with him because I ate more than him too type of thing. I was like, Oh my god. This just so this happens a lot. Like a terrible just cheap guys. Just keeping track. There's so many cheap guys. And it's more than cheap. It's worse than that. He's watching what you're eating and taking and like making a list. God just terrible. Okay, we got more coming in. Let's go to and next and what's your story. Hey, how are you guys? Good. Go ahead, Anne. Oh, so I had met this guy online. It was close to my birthday. We were talking for maybe two or three days and he said to me, can I take you out for your birthday? And I was like, Sure. So I go to meet him at his place. And I have to preface this with he was a former Marine. And I have a daughter who's in the Air Force. And my daughter used to tell me all the time, do not date a Marine. And when I told her about this guy, she's like, mom, I'm telling you. So I was like, whatever, whatever. So we get together and he's like, where do you want to go to dinner? And I was like, no, you pick. And he's like, well, it's your birthday. And I'm thinking, no, I want to see how romantic you are. I want you to pick. So he thought about it for a minute. And then he was like, okay, I know where we're going. So he takes us to this restaurant that I haven't been to in eons. And I was like, oh, I haven't been here forever. And he was like, yeah, I got married here. Memories. To dinner on my birthday. Where you got married? Oh, wow. That's awkward. Yeah. Whatever. Well, let him drop that. Our table wasn't ready yet. He was complaining about the wait staff. And he was complaining about the other people that were sitting there because they were just, you know, tipping on their beverages, waiting to leave. And he's complaining about that. And I'm thinking to myself, I wanted to say to him, dude, this is where you go to the bar, get us both a drink and we sit and talk to get to know each other. So then. Okay, is this a gonna get any worse? Because I'm like, what else happened? Anything good? Well, so then I take a look at the menu and I'm always looking at when I go on a first date and I don't know someone, I look for the cheapest item on the menu. And if I like it, that's what I eat. So that's what I did with this guy, too. And he gets the bill. And he's complaining about how it's done. Oh, God. The sky red flags. Stage five loser. You just get worse and worse. It's like what not to do on a date. So about four and a half years ago, I went on a first date at Marina Bay, and I went to the bathroom and just like laid toilet paper down on the seat. So I didn't catch hepatitis. And when I came out, I guess some of the toilet paper like got stuck in the back of my tail. I came out like a tail. So my date was like, you have toilet paper stuck in your pants. So it's pretty embarrassing. But the exciting thing is we're getting married a week from Saturday. Oh, no, see, that's the funny story. They'll never forget that. I love that story. These are some really good ones. 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