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My dad works in B2B marketing. He came by my school for career day and said he was a big row as man. Then he told everyone how much he loved calculating his return on ad spend. My friend's still laughing me to this day. Not everyone gets B2B, but with LinkedIn, you'll be able to reach people who do. Get $100 credit on your next ad campaign. Go to linkedin.com/results to claim your credit. That's linkedin.com/results. Terms and conditions apply. Linked in. The place to be. To be. Hey, Prime members. Are you tired of ads interfering with your favorite podcasts? Good news. With Amazon Music, you have access to the largest catalog of ad-free top podcasts, included with your Prime membership. To start listening, download the Amazon Music app for free. Or go to amazon.com/adfreepodcasts. That's amazon.com/adfreepodcasts to catch up on the latest episodes without the ads. Hello, I'm Max Bellagde. One second, I'm preening. You're creaming. And I'm George Klum. Oh my God. And welcome to the useless hotline. TikTok wasn't working out for us, so we decided to set up our own little business. We did indeed, and the useless hotline is a place where we help you with your queries, no matter how weird discussing or embarrassing they are. But it won't always just be us, some weeks will be joined by a special guest. Oh, just this week, for example. Just a guest. Ah, yes, not special in any way, just a woman. George, how have you been? Oh, I've been fantastic since we last met. I've not seen you in so long. I've not seen you in so long. You've turned up dressed like you're about to release a new iPhone and then decided to put one of my shirts on. Can you take this show off and expose yourself to the camera, please? Right. I'm literally just wearing a t-shirt. No, it's advertised as a friendly sort of way. And George is saying that I am like... Stand up, show them full-time. I'm not standing up. You look like Steve Jobs, mate. I just don't look good, okay? Post death. No, get up and... Oh my God, do I... Post death. That's right, okay. This is the fair. You look like you're doing a TED talk. You do it all right, you could... Oh my God. So, the story is we just built an enlightening cable just won't work anymore. We just filmed an episode and I decided to wear like a knitted jumper throughout it and I was sweating so profusely that I've had to change. And it just so happened that George stayed at mine last night and you all know why. So I've just grabbed his t-shirt off my bedroom floor and put it on. So... Sure. That t-shirt is not mine. Yes. Yeah, I'd like to make that clear. One thing that I wanted to say that I realised last night, so I've started watching Family Guy for the first time. I know, I could not get to sleep. And... What? I don't even know what I mean. Oh my God. Oh my God. Play it, play it, play it with your own stories. Yeah, okay. You're stupid. Whoopsie. No, I've started properly watching it with Andrew and I've never properly watched it before. Well, as in like episode by episode. Yeah, I've never watched it. That... Like the Simpsons and Family Guy are two things that I don't think I've ever heard of anybody watching like season after season off. Yeah. It's just something that just crops up. It just comes on TV and then you enjoy it. And then you're like, "Oh, okay. Sorry, what was that?" Yeah. That was for a second there. But it made me realise, like I know that you watched Family Guy growing up, like I can just tell watching it. I didn't watch it going on. You so did. You, at least, have watched it. There's no way in hell that you have not absorbed some of that show. Some of the way that they would speak and like just everything about it, I was like, "This is George. So much of it is brain rot." Cute. He was literally just in his bed just thinking, "Oh, this is so George." I was. I was. Genuinely, I was like, "This could not be more you down to a tailor." I would imagine you being one of the writers on that show because it's so stupid and it's so new. And successful. Yeah. Thanks, Max. Okay. I guess so. What show would I be a writer on? Will and Grace. Oh, okay. That was just a gay thing. You'd be a writer on the Queen's nose. What's that? A late '90s TV show that was played on CVBC up until the period about maybe 2007, 2008. I caught maybe a couple episodes every now and then, but nobody's ever really heard of it. Right. You know what, George? I think it's time. At least they used to rub the Queen's nose and their wishes would come true. Oh, my God. I think it's time that I tell Susan our receptionist to bring our guest in because on that note... Susie, bring her up. Say, Stewie Griffin. That was Stewie Griffin, right there. It was. It was. Susie. No, it was close. It was close. Shut up. Right. Bam. Susie. Bring her up. Susie. Come on over here, love. I don't know if you say it like that. Right. Um, George, I've just had word from Susan, though Becky has arrived. Oh. Here she is. Found me. No, Becky. Everybody, I'm bringing her up. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Oh. Louder, please. Shut up. Crown. Isn't it, though? They've fallen around everywhere. Paid actors. Where's the drinks then? In here. The drink is in your mouth right there. I've done these podcasts before. Where's the drinks? I've seen this. I'm happy to be here. You know. We're happy to have you here. Jinx, you have your best. You have your best. You have your best. Oh, gosh. You have your best. You have your best. Becky, it's so exciting to see you. I was just saying before we were on camera that I feel like every single time I see you is when I'm at an event where I'm like, how is this a job? Like, this is not real life. This is like crazy. Yeah. And I look over and you're there. We catch eyes. That's the room. Your entire job is just like doing the most fun. Just stealing a living. How is this a job? That's your whole job. You've fallen into it. You just do the most fun and ridiculous things. Yeah, we don't. If I don't, then I'll pass away simply. What? Whatever's funniest. You did. The last time I saw you. I think... Right. Don't worry about me. That's so sweet. We're audio listeners. I'm fully sobering. No. I think it was at that. What was the Red Bull car thing called? Oh, the Red Bull, it's so fucked. Yes. You were there. I was there. So I briefly, I didn't speak to you. Oh. So I was doing, I was there with Lord Bible. Like, doing, like, content around it. And I saw you go down and you absolutely did awful it. And it was hilarious. Do you know I was, I'm told this story. I'll tell you quickly. Oh, go on. If you don't mind. Oh. Please. That seems like it in the story. I'm sorry. I'm not here. Okay. I was like... I've got a story. I was terrified. And it got to the point where I was so scared that they kept giving me, like, mouthpiece to protect my teeth. And every time I went to put it in, I was gagging. Oh, my God. I mean, we're like, "What's happening?" And I was like, "No, I'm so scared that I'm gagging." Oh, my God. I was in hell of a pickle. When I saw... Retching at the top of the race... Retching weiners. When I saw the people that... Good. Yes. Thanks, guys. I signed up for that. I was like, "I don't feel as though any of you were properly informed as to how dangerous this is." That's how the collarbone came out. Of there. Collarbone? Oh, well. Good on the collarbone. Yes. It's 2020. Come on. Congrats. Collarbone shouldn't even need to come out in 2024. Yeah. We should just accept them for who they are. I know. I've been saying this. Yeah. So, for anybody who doesn't know, could you explain what the saltbox race is? Who you saying who you are? (laughter) Scraping the barrel, isn't it? Saltbox race is when you build a car and send it down a hill. And hope for the best. What did you decide to build? Like clockwork. It was a pint. Yeah. There we go. Of course it was. I'm starting to think maybe I should stop doing that, by the way. You won't? I was thinking I might move on to wine. Oh. Oh. A wine? Yeah, the room goes crazy. Wow, much more. Are you -- I went on a marathon for wine, obviously. Oh, you did. I want to hear about this. Is it out yet? No. Not yet. No. Oh, we can't talk about it yet. I can say what we did. We went to Bordeaux. Mm. Mm. And it's famous for his vineyards as Bordeaux. Ah. And we went and did a marathon around the vineyards of Bordeaux. I think I've met my quota for selling Bordeaux now. (laughter) And then we had to, at each Chateau, do some wine. God, I'm in Chateau. Wow. Really? Mm. I'm saying. So, we may or may not have completed that. Check out Kalfreezy's video. Was that hard? 'Cause I -- No, he's -- Is it? No, it was rare. Yeah, and it was -- Well, my legs were in tatters afterwards. 'Cause I thought it was the more you drink the more you can -- Do you know that's how hard it's going? He's just started running. Was he -- he ran home from a night out and thought that was really fun. Is that actually how it started? No. Isn't that funny? Oh, that was pretty good. 'Cause I used to run home from nights out at uni. I was like, we used to walk home and then it would be like, "Oh, we'll just make it quicker if we just run." I used to get drunk when I was like a teenager. I would get drunk and run really fast. Yeah. And I was like, "Look how fast we run." Sure you did, pal. Yeah. I was breaking land speed records. (laughter) No one was recording it. What a shame. They used to call me Max Speed. Max Speed like it. That's good. Yep. Could have said that. It was a reason I didn't. Oh my gosh. Look at that. God, it's hard work, isn't it? But yeah, it's not running. I like running. (laughter) Do I hell? (laughter) Well, speaking of alcohol. Yes. Oh, yeah. See it's off. See it's off. (laughter) When's the next step out? (laughter) It's not as funny. I actually canceled it today, the first episode back. Oh, you actually couldn't do it. Really? Yes. We're doing it next Tuesday and I was coming back. Oh, see you next Tuesday. Tuesday. Tuesday. I guess what? This is an exclusive. We've got a real life pub. Really? So the viewers can actually go and drink in there. Wow. I'll be in there every day. See you in there. What's it like? It's your own pub. Look, your own pub. No, it's a pub that was like, oh, you can film in here. And we thought, oh, we spent so much money on the set. So we should probably just use the pub. Oh my gosh. Why did we build a pub when pubs exists? That's so true, actually. That's so true. It's so true. As I was on your show, I'll see it off. And it was a big production. Do you think? Yeah. I mean, as far as most YouTube shows and stuff go, like, I feel like you'd obviously put a lot of money into it. Yeah. There's a lot of people there, weren't there? Yeah. Too many cooks. Spoiler bro. So you're just doing it in a pub now? Yeah, just in a pub. That's so fun. I was trying to explain to the woman behind the bar and she was just feeding me shots. Like, this is where I want to do that. I think she gets it. Yeah. She's like, you can use the drinks. I thought, bruiser. Yeah. They're going to like, use those drinks as well. I think just pay at the end of the time. Oh, okay. Yeah, I guess they're probably going to have to pay such a life. That's pretty fun, though. A little extension of strong ones, originally, right? Yeah. Well done. Yeah. Do you know what? I'm trying to turn it back because it's been a while now. Channels in the mud. You've got to bring it back. Does it still see it off? Yeah. See it off season two. Why not strong ones? Oh, you're not you'd want that. Cold ones, hot ones, warm ones. Oh, yeah. Bevins get on your case. Ooh. Sean Bevins. Oh, no, no, no. Not Bevins, Evans. Cold ones. Didn't like that. I was doing strong ones. Cold ones. It's a lot of ones. Yeah. Yeah. So I changed them. The Australians. And what? What? So they got mad at you that you... This was ages ago and hell, but yeah. Yeah. But I thought, oh, better not. Oh, I can't change the name. I can't like see it off, though. It's good. It's a great name, especially for the concept up there. Yeah, we can stick it up there with other suggestions if you want. Yeah. I have genuinely, I don't think, been that drunk in my life since that moment. I know. I need to rank that in. Oh, my God. I was scared to come on. You do it as well. Sorry, everyone else at you. Yeah. Did you build up like a tolerance? No, it was, you know, it was some days I was doing two episodes. And like, I was looking at the guest being like... What the hell? And then I'll be like next. That's crazy. How many of them? The legitimate volume of alcohol that I drank on that show. DJ Wellifer. Was terrifying. Don't know what that means. The legitimate volume. I'm sure it's a reference to something. I literally, after it, I woke up the next day. I was like, "I don't know what I said. I don't know what I did. I hope that I wasn't awful." I was scared of that. Very scary, but also, it was so much fun. What was it? I had the best time. Free in, isn't it? It was absolutely expensive. Yeah, there you go. It was so exciting. It was so exciting. It was good. It was good. God, boys, what a laugh. I'm going to do a quick check, actually, because I won't actually find this out. You can play along as well, Max. Um, Bambino Becky, I'm going to go through your last 20 videos. No! And you're going to tell me how many you think don't contain a beverage. Oh, okay. I thought we were going to look at views. Don't look at the views. Oh, my God. I was going to say that was fucking medieval. Yeah. George, what are you saying? There's total views. We're going to go through your analytics. I'll tell you where you're going to go. Welcome back to analytics with George. No, no, no, no. So last 20 videos and how many don't have alcohol. Yeah. I think there's... In, like, the thumbnail and the title. As in, like, obviously, I think, right? When something works. Oh, well, I mean, that looks... In fairness, I think a lot of them are seeing it off episodes. See? In fairness. All his love in fair and war. Yeah. I did that. Someone put that on a t-shirt. It's not a preface that I'm jet-like. Yeah, but it's just been. Again, whatever's funny. I went to Kansas. I don't know. I don't think we're Kansas anymore. Yeah. For the NFL. I did. Yeah. That's so exciting. It was amazing. Like, I was really good at sound sockets. It was amazing. How long was the trip? It was six days. Oh, wow. Did you... Was that enough? Or did you want to stay that long ago? Oh, we wanted to stay. Oh, Kansas trip. Carry on, more like. Kansas trip. Carry on, I get it. Yeah. Kansas trip. Get any better. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But that's, yeah. You messaged me as I was getting on the plane. There's four pints in. Oh, wait. Yeah! That's why you sent me a picture. It's very nice. Let's see. I agreed to do this show. Me and Becky don't talk, ever. We've never really spoken before. Shh. Yeah, we know. We just don't talk. We rhyme. But I ask her if she wants to come on. She's like, "Hell yeah." And then sends me a picture of her on the plane. And I'm like, "This is so interesting." I've got the next one. I've got the next one. I've got the next conversation. I actually cut the trip short. Yeah. That's what I messaged you like. I've got the goal. I've got the goal. I've got the goal up. But then as the beer was wearing off, I was just going... That's what my case was coming around. I said, "Guys, I've agreed to a podcast today." They were like... What? You went... How long was the flight? There was two hours. And then eight hours. Oh, what? So ten. I assume you met... There was a layover. There was a layover. Yeah. We had a layover and she had... Well, I was asleep for two hours. And then... It's probably... I've been awake for eight. I couldn't sleep though because I had Italian batch in my peripheral and he scares me, man. Oh, he's a scary person. I thought if I got my eyes, he might be there. So... Yeah. I wish that happens. Had you met him before this trip? Yes, I had. But we got... We best he made on that trip. Oh. Yeah. He's funny. I met him on a trip and I didn't know what to expect. I did tell you, you need to stop doing those drugs. Look at my God. I hate them a lot. I don't know. I didn't know what to expect from him because I'd never seen his actual personality. It's twelve of you. Sorry. On anything. So I was like, "Am I going to speak?" And he's going to just like come up and say something really awkward and weird like directly in my face. Like, I don't know. He's so lovely. He's so nice. And he's so funny. Yeah, so funny. Yeah. I hate him. Yeah, I hate that. Yeah. I love him. I'm in love with him. I'm in love with him a lot. Shout down. If you watch it. Yeah. Big up. Guys, can I make an announcement quickly about Reading and Leeds? Yes. I couldn't get into the tent. That's so busy it was. I was outside the tent. Oh my God. I was going... Oh my God. That was amazing. I couldn't get into the tent. That's so busy it was. I was outside the tent. Oh my God. That was amazing. It wasn't there. We were completely in shock. Thank you. Yeah, so cool. The vlog was great. Yeah. Thank you. It's there. We were genuinely, like, very overwhelmed. Yeah, no, it was unbelievable. We just couldn't believe it. But we had the best time. Yeah. What was it in the video? The meet and greet looked ridiculous as well. Oh yeah. That was illegal. Yeah, we don't speak about it. We like to break boundaries. We're in a brushbox. Do you know what, Bambino Becky? No. In the spirit of your hit YouTuber. Oh, see it off. No, this is going to end in tears. We're going to play a game of categories where the loser has to do with shots. Welcome to the useless shot line. Yay. Right. I'm going to say a category. Yes. Whoever cannot think of one, you're going to go Becky George. Becky George. Becky George. Whoever stumbles for more than five seconds. Becky George. What? Okay, for more than three seconds. Is that right? Three seconds. Have to do a shot. Three seconds. Okay. First category. We're going to start with Bambino Becky. Becky to serve. This is just to reiterate the rules. Yes. What do we go back and forth? Do I say things? And you're going to be like Nissan. Oh, okay. So I don't just say seven. No. And then you've got to go. She can't name seven. No. No. That was the other game. I don't understand that. That was a fun version of the game. Yes. We're in a shit one. Okay. Right. First category. Starting with Bambino Becky. Is fruits and vegetables. Broccoli. Kiwi. Gabbage. Banana. Tomato. Cattle. Banana. How have you done with that? Way shorter than I thought it was. Right. Okay. Do you know what you need to start doing is sending your guests on flights before they come on? Because my brain is mashed potato. Hey. Is the root veg. Yeah. Do you know what that means, Becky? No way. You've got to do the useless shot light. I hated that. Right. You've got to do that shot. Where is the shot? It's in front of there. Oh. Great. Two. No, it's not even right. It's this. This isn't good. I feel like I'm putting my body on the line. Oh, yeah. It's not nice. It's weird. Yeah. Yeah. How do you feel? It's weird. What did you put away? Sorry. All right. Hey. Oh. Look at that go. You top down like shorter. Oh, God. Crazy. It's not good. I could never do that. It's like paint stripper. Oh. Like bleach. Oh. I'm not trying that. Yeah. Paint stripper. Oh. What would you do with me, George? I would literally sit back and love it. I would love that more than anything, please. All right. I think about something. I spend so much time trying to argue with him. So I would love it if someone did. Trying is the viewpoint there. His brother gets put in his place. Right. Next category. It's trickling down. You know. Oh. Do you need the toilet? Because I was right. Oh. Oh. Oh. Not again. Next category. I can't, not Luke. Starting with George this time. I can't, not Luke. Starting with George this time. It is. I'm locked in. Youtubers that have been cancelled. No. Shane Dawson. Go on. I'm Alex. Hey. James Charles. It's just the last thing I can't say. I'll give you five seconds. Sorry. Tana Mongeau was cancelled once, which I guess so. Yeah. Yeah. Logan Paul. Oh, God. Hey, Jake Paul. Oh. Trisha Paytas. Yeah. Probably. Cody Co. Oh, God. Yeah. That's sad. Sorry. Um. Oh. There was. Yeah. KSI's not been cancelled. Probably. Yeah. Probably at some point. KSI. That was up in the five seconds, but let's carry on. Yeah. There's been a few. Oh, God. No, no. It's hard. Five seconds. George needs to do the useless shot line. I'm going to start. PewDiePie. Easy one. Yeah. Think of it. Did you, little idiot? PewDiePie. Mr. Biss. Oh, guys. I'm in the pit spirit. Three. Hey. Two. One. Three. Two. One. Go. Hey. Here's to cancelation. Boy. That's why we call them George Clark. It makes me shiver thinking about it. What? Well, congrats. In fact, let's do a sudden death round. One more round. One more round. One shot to go. I'm in now. I'm in now. People who had sudden deaths. They've both of you have got a ball nasty. They've got a ball nasty. They've got categories of people that have sudden deaths. We can do so in pain this year, couldn't we? That's so stupid. People who have one. Oh, wait. I've got a good category. People who have. Ways to die. No. Right. Okay. The category is. I'm putting it in the middle because it's going to go to either of you. Oh, okay. Oh, God. I'm putting it in between the fold-back clips. Yes. Sorry. Right. Please never do that again. Thank you. That's all right. The category is. Yes. Wholesome names for someone's mum. Starting with Becky. What do you mean? Like a wholesome mum name. Oh, she's like, "Oh, I thought I meant like a pet name." Oh, sorry. That should have been more clear. Okay. So Helen showed up. Yeah, yeah. We'll take that. Nikki. - Actually my mum's name. - Nutberry wholesome. (laughs) - Debbie. Oh, Debbie's awesome. - Oh, oh, oh, oh. - Oh, oh, oh. - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. - Jules. - Oh, it's my next one. - Really? (laughs) - Oh, oh, oh, oh. - Shoo. - Shoo. - Shoo. - Shoo. - Shoo. - Uh, hev. - Hev. - No, we're not sitting at that. - Hev. - Well, hev. - Who's hev? - Hev. - No. - Oh, five, four, three, two, one. George Clark. - You have to do the shot. - Hev. Do you mean like a nickname for Heather? - Yeah. - With a B. - She's from EastEnders where she died. - Oh, yeah. - In EastEnders, I don't think she's still going. - I am Clark Hev. I don't believe Shirley. - Right, George Clark, you have to do the final useless shot line in three. - That's why they call me George Clark. (laughs) - Just a call back to an earlier shot. - Yeah, in case you missed that one, guys. - In case you didn't know that. - Any final words? - To gunpowder and pussy. - What? - What? - Oh my God. - America, yes. (laughs) - Just a call back. - Live by one, die by the other. Love the smell of both. - Oh my God. (laughs) (claps) - What? - Wait, on Earth, did you come up with that or hear that before? - Did you see that coming? - Wow. - Wow, I was meant to it. You were practising that last night when you were in the mirror. - Yeah, it was. Big time. - That was crazy. - That's amazing that you could just come up with these things, thankfully. - I find it upsetting. - Have you got any other Cheersers to do? Let's obviously-- - Cheersers. - Love an honour. - That's a good one. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, I got one. To good ships and bad ships and all the ships that see. - The best ship is friendship. - So here's to you and me. - Oh! - Guys, my eyes are so red. - That was a bit of an emotional talk, so to be fair. - Speaking of swollen eyes, you're allergic to things. - That's not written down here. - You know what's funny though? - No. - No, it's not funny. - Oh. - It's serious. I still haven't worked out what it is. (laughing) - Wow. - No. - I would have if someone says, "Why not?" I say, "I ain't got time." I've got time to go and sort my life risk, to get risk. - Hello? - Yep. - My risk. (laughing) - I've not got time to sort my wrists out. (laughing) - I just drop things all the time. (laughing) - Okay, so I see you were speaking about A. - It's work wipes. (laughing) - Is it really? - What is this woman on about right now? - Wait, so you haven't worked out what it is work wipes? - I think it's work wipes. - That's your hypothesis. - Oh, that's what's created the allergic reaction. - So the last time I went away was Barcelona, with Robbie Knox. - Barcelona, Robbie Knox is, how old is he? - I don't wanna, 40, 40 something, Robbie. - 40 like, 48 year old YouTuber? - Yes. - Cool. - I gave my travel partner. - I think I see him, does he have a beard? - Yes. - I see him in your stuff. - He used to. - People call us the last of us, 'cause we look like-- (laughing) - Oh my God, that's so good. - That's good. - And you both kind of look like you struggle into making sure as I'll be a pocket of hip, it's a little tired. - Oh, I'm so jaundiced. (laughing) - Yeah, terrible. - I'm sorry, I bit you at someone with jaundiced for the first time the other day. - Oh, I don't wanna see you. - Jaundiced for the first time. - Oh, you saw them for the first time? - Yeah, I saw somebody with jaundiced for the not in real life on a video this first time. - I imagine that's quite traumatic. - Yeah, sorry to bring up a disease. - Hold some love around, jaundiced? - Yeah. - Are you guys allergic to anything? - I'm allergic. - Sorry, I feel like I interrupted you by saying something about your allergies. - No, I was asking if you guys were allergic to anything. - I'm allergic to latex. - Don't wait. - Yeah. - Bring it in. (laughing) - That's why I don't wear condoms when me and George get crazy. - No way. - That's why I'm pregnant. - Yeah. - Your mom, is that how you gonna reveal it? - Yeah, I'm pregnant with Max's child. - You should actually do a video like that. - If we got pregnant, this episode's taking a turn. - How would we announce it? What would you wanna do? I'm thinking, would you do that holding from the back? - Oh, yeah, big time. I do an egg. - I do an egg. - That's how we conceive the baby. - If George is pregnant, then I've got to be behind him. (laughing) - What about like a nice landscape and you're in the middle of it? - What would I be the one that's pregnant? - I don't know, I just like the idea of that. I think that we should do a full photo shoot with like prosthetic pregnant bellies. - Yes. - Would that not be so great? - But both of you pregnant. - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. - No, do you mind just saying? - I'll leave the tour for that. - No, you turn around, bang bumps. - That's so great. - Okay, I'll direct that. - Bang bumps. - I love that. - Love a bang bump. - You, you've been around. - Yo, yo, yo. - You've been around on the scene for like, is it over nine years now? - How long, when was the first bit that you posted? Is Bambi and Rebecca your first YouTube channel? - No. - Oh. - I don't wanna make a direct message to someone right now. - Oh. - The other day I was just minding my own business and I saw Sidemen react to my first video. So what that does to someone. I left it up because I thought, "Oh, that'd be funny to like our, you know, digital footprint, everyone's seen it by now." - Yeah. - Hmm. - They all went like this. Ooh. (both laugh) - And I thought, just cut that bit. You didn't have to put that in. - Just to make you feel better. - Go on. - I had to, I had to, I was forced to, it was like jury duty. I did a side memory acts the other day and sat in a call with Tob Jizzle and Mr. Olajide BT. - Ooh. - And he, we watched one video. They do them, they do them bulk filming. He's like video after video. Did you watch one video? Oh, that's quite a good one. Then I heard Mr. KSI say, (laughs) this is a funny video. This one's going to be really funny. And I know because in the previous recording, Simon said, "Oh, do you want to do, do you want to react to clips that made George Clarky famous?" And I was like, "Oh, I was like, no, I don't." And then I was forced to sit there whilst JJ the whole time was going, I'm sure it'll be funny at some point, man. It'll be fun at some point, man. - No, no, no, no, don't touch as well, don't you? - Yeah, no, but at the end, we tried, we, at the end, when he thought we'd stopped recording, he was like, he then laughed and was like, "Ow, you got your bed, we're trying." I want them to keep that in the edit. - Oh, yeah, we better. - Oh, so he's trolling you. - He thinks it's, he's doing a classic internet troll. - Oh, that's a classic troll. - Do you know the way you said that? Simon filming is like jury duty. - Yeah. - You get the call up and you're like, "I can't save no." - I can't say no. - Actually, I'm saying no to one tomorrow. - All right, show off. - What was it? - Filming Arthur Hill's platform roulette. Yeah, boy, that takes priority. - Is that tomorrow? - Yeah, big time. - Oh, fantastic, I love them. - Yeah. - I like them ones. Yeah, no, Simon, every time I see a message, I go. - What's your worst, Simon experience? - I just seek on that faster island. - Oh, I was, we were away. - So, yeah, I'm glad you were. - They went to an island that was, I think it's like off the coast of Essex, right? - Off the coast of Essex. - Yeah, like they have heavily clicked baited it. - Yeah, okay. - But chronic. - Yeah, everybody had to hide on this island. They went around. Simon was a helicopter trying to find them. - Dogs. - Where did you hide? I didn't watch the video. - So I ran into the local pub. And they were all acting in there. They were like, you know, I was like, "Oh, I'm playing hide and seek." And they were like, "Oh, okay." And then I looked around and said, "Ex-ex-cans everywhere." I was like, "Oh, they know what's going on." So they gave me two bottles of beer and they said, "Go and hide in that bush." I said, "Say this." So I ran into the bush. And then I realized within seconds, it was just mosquito territory. And when I tell you, I would show you the video, but it would get this canceled. I was head to tour and just bites. - No. - And you know what happened as well? I came four. - Oh, first and second place, both got 20 grand each. - Oh, was that Amber and... - And Syndicate. - And Syndicate. - False milliness. (laughing) - I don't need it. Amber Driscoll. - Yeah. - Casper, please. - Yeah, feel safe. She's lovely by the way. - She is lovely. - She had a game plan though. (laughing) - Yeah, she did. - Yeah, go to Casper Lee's meeting, great. She really did. (laughing) - One day you've been asked for a lot of events. - Very good. - I thought you were gonna say that like she released the Mosquitos. - No, I honestly can't tell you how bad the bites were. I was Taylor Swift the next day as well. - No. - So I was a chicken pot. - I thought you said I was Taylor Swift. - No, I was. - New video I was doing. (laughing) - Taylor Swift 24 hours. (laughing) - I saw it on the weekend. Kansas game. - Oh my God. (laughing) - Oh my God. (laughing) It's great news. - Oh, uh, boyfriend. - Yeah. - Facebook, yes. - Yeah. - She stood right there. - As a way. - What were you close to them? - Three rows back. - No. - I know. - I was losing my... - That is crazy. - Oh my God. That's wild. - Oh. - Is he a hot in person? - Oh, just divine. - Just divine. - I was like... - I was at the era's tour show that he was a part of, and he like came out, yeah, and he was all safe. - Oh, and he carried it. - It was so good. It was so good. I love that in the midst of like, you being heavily in like, the football and like, Sidemen and like, YouTube like, male dominated world. - Who knows it? - You are a massive Swiftie. - Massive. - I love that. - Did you see the top of all? - Yes. - No, it's Becky. - Yes. - What's the... - Well, I didn't get it. - So the meme George Clark. - You'll never get it like. - Can we just fill it up a drink? (laughing) - That's right. - Can we give it to her? - Oh, sorry. - You have to sit down for this one first. Someone posted a picture and was like, "This is Becky." And it was Taylor Swift. An old picture and they were like, she died in an overdose of weed. - Yes. - And like... - Like it became like a meme. - It became a whole thing. I was like, no, that's Taylor Swift and they were like, no, it's Becky. And then Taylor Swift walked out in the top and said, "No, it's Becky." And everyone was laughing. And I thought... - So iconic. - I'll wear that to the top. - Oh, clever. - How many times did you go? - Three. - I've been three times. - Twice I went. - Oh, it was literally... - Christmas Christ. - I legitimately was like, I could go to this one spot. - It's fucking embarrassing in it. - And it would just be the best experience. Like, I'd have the same level of excitement every time it was so much fun. - Do you know what I did? - What? - I was so excited that I... - Cried. - Well, yeah, it cried so many times. But me and my friend went Samka, shout out. And I was holding a pint of wine. - Oh, look at me. I'm Becky. I drink. I didn't expect that in the year. Oh, you guys had to believe what I did. - I said so again. - I got a whole vessel of alcohol. I took it down to Taylor Swift. - No, no, no, no. - Oh, it was a candy time. I was fucking drinking alcohol. - No, but the shock is that it was wine. 'Cause I didn't want to eat. If I drink beer, I'll weal all night. So I thought if I drink wine, I'm going to... I looked down at one point and my phone is not here now. But imagine it was just... Just in the wine. (laughing) - And I was talking about it. - That's what the man who ever lived. - No. - He'd sing in. And I looked down and I went, right, pulled that liquid detected in the charger for weeks. - No. - I was going to pick, I had to charge it on one of them pads. (laughing) - That's what we bought a product as well. - I can believe it. - That's mental behavior. - Yeah, that's my story. - But no, yeah. If you're going from... (upbeat music) - My dad works in B2B marketing. He came by my school for career day and said he was a big row as man. Then he told everyone how much he loved calculating his return on ad spend. My friend's still laughing at me to this day. - Not everyone gets B2B. But with LinkedIn, you'll be able to reach people who do. Get $100 credit on your next ad campaign. Go to linkedin.com/results to claim your credit. That's linkedin.com/results. Terms and conditions apply. LinkedIn, the place to be, (upbeat music) - Be a twine. There's a big difference in how drunk you're gonna get there. - No, do you know what? Different drunk. - Oh, especially if you do it by the pint. - Yeah, big time. - No, a wine drunk is like, sort of know what's going on, but nice to people. Be a drunk, it's just... - I don't think that, I think... - You're up to it's great for that paddle. - That drunk a lot of wine in my life. - Oh my God, I've been so one drunk before. I got so one drunk one Christmas day at my, like my, what's it called, at uni? Sorry. - Trauma. - No, I drank a full, 'cause you can buy boxes of wine. - Oh. - I drank a full lot. - Call them goons in fucking Australia, they do. - Yeah, goons. - I ended up... - Box is a goon, I think they're going up. - I ended up in hospital, 'cause I burned the lining of my stomach. - No, you never did. - Because it was such cheap wine. - No. - That I ended up going to hospital. - Did you have to get your stomach pumped? - No, they just gave me life. I vomited a lot. Like, I wasn't really too, well, I'd had a full box of wines all day drunk. But like, I vomited a lot, and then I just kept vomiting over and over again, so they were like, you burned the stomach lining, so they gave me like this thing that like soothed it. - Oh, he's never been near a box since. - So that's the joke there about him being dead. - That was a joke about homosexuality. - And them, vagina. - Yeah, yeah. Commonly known as the box. - 'Cause if they didn't get it, what a waste of a joke. - Exactly. - Thank you. - I'm going to start doing that. Every time you tell a joke, I'm going to explain it. - Thanks. It's like having the person who does sort of the sign language interpretation on the side, except everybody can actually hear what I'm saying. Just further explain it. Anyway. (laughing) - Growing up in Wales, hey? What was that like? - Aw. Sorry, lovely. Enjoyed it. - Yeah. - Do you prefer Wales to-- - Wales, yes. - Do you? (laughing) - No good. - But I feel like I've seen you in an England shirt before. - No, that wasn't an England shirt. That was a first eight, huge mistake on my behalf. But secondly, it was a, hang on, let me explain the story. I went to the euros final. - Yeah. - And I wore-- - Don't remember Wales being at a euros final. - Me either. My dad doesn't either, he was fuming. But I wore a red top that said, "Each sleep football repeat." (laughing) 'Cause I thought I'll fit in. - Yeah. - And it's funny. - Yeah, I'm sure people walk and ask him. (laughing) - Oh, there's it. (laughing) No, he did it. I didn't even put the top on by that point. (laughing) - Wow. - So that was-- - Is that where we're at now, yeah? - Do you think that you would move back to Wales at any point? - Yeah, I think I would, no, I don't know. - How soon? 'Cause we're kind of trying to speed that up. - Yeah, please come on. (laughing) - Oh, do you know what that I've noticed today? I, when I got off the, guys, there's no mention I was on a plane. - Guys, so she went to Kansas. - Oh, it's Kansas. - Yeah. - No, no, no, no. - Kansas, girl, keep, stop telling us she was on a plane. How far did they go? - That's the other guy on camera. - That's how you stop at me, she's just there. So, I was like getting on the plane, I thought, God, the scenery, everything wonderful, it's stunning. Get off in London, what the hell? It's so gray. - It is. - Everyone is so depressed. - Yeah. - I was driving through like, I was driving. (laughing) I was in the backseat, looking out, going, what the hell are we doing here? (laughing) - How long have you-- - I do have you, getting a full plane to London, getting in the back of a taxi, knowing full well where you are and sitting in the back and just going, what the hell are we doing here? (laughing) - It's so funny, girl, for the next time. (laughing) - How did we get here, guys? - There's never anybody going to call this out. (laughing) - When I got on the plane, it said, "London Easter, come on, believe me." - No, it's so true. Like, we can't believe it. - We can't actually punish ourselves. Like, we actively punish ourselves by living somewhere that is so, like, gray and miserable, like a tower. - I can't believe it. It's just the best. - I feel like we've got it quite good as well. - Yeah, you are right, there's pros and cons. - Like, earthquakes, is that what you're-- - Yeah, like, natural disasters just don't really occur. Guns, only time you see them up, you and Jim. - True. (laughing) (laughing) - All right, okay. - Didn't expect, didn't know how that went down so well, that was possibly one of the worst of the day. - I can't help but laugh with shitty jokes. - This is why we still do it. - God. - Are you kidding me? - Oh, I feel, I feel like we'd be like, proud of myself for something that was just inherently shit. - That is actually a really good point, though. Like, I was sitting thinking the other day, with weird ways to see this up, don't know why I'm deciding. - Sure you are, mate. (laughing) - Here comes trouble. - Like, how mental is it that, like, in America, they genuinely argue, like, why are you trying to take my gun off me? Why are you trying to take, deprive me of using my death machine? - Give me my gat, let's say. They call it, do you not remember the four brain rot, they used to call them Gats? - No. - Big time, yeah? - Never even knew that right now. Not even one time. - Yeah, big time. - What the heck? - Have you had those people that go up to Trump supporters, come up on your e-page? - Oh, and they ask them questions, and it's so funny. That's my tire for you. - And they go like, what if I told you that that was what Joe Biden said, they're like, they're like, oh my God, no, he needs to get out of the White House. He's horrible, he's doing all this. What if I said that was a quote from Trump? - Yeah. - Well, it's, you know, you can't believe the sausage they're all like, you know. - Yeah, they'd be like, what, how would you react to? I told you that Joe Biden has 34 felonies against him, and they're like, he needs to die, he needs to be locked up, and then you say it's Trump, and they're like, oh my God, why? - Yeah, but you know, it's fake news, you can't read it. - Sorry, I thought you guys were getting involved. - Oh Joe, don't say that. - Yeah, it's fake news. This is Steve there, and this is the, Steve, what a mad man. - This is the fucking, - Steve, I'm a mad man, that's a really bad one. - Do you receive a mad man? - Steve, I'm a mad man, it's a UK career. - Sounds like a criminal. - Of course he is. - Jackass, I was thinking. - Yeah, somebody is mad man, I don't know, you're listening. - Sounds like what they would call like a murderer from back in the day, like Jack the Ripper. - I'm sure it should. - Steve, all the mad man. - Jack the Ripper. - I'm just circling back. (laughing) - To Jack the Ripper. - To Americans. - Yes. - Which is the nicest people. I just can't, if I was over there, my mental health would be up there. - Really? - Yeah, customer service. - But are they fake on this? - Yes. - Customer service is fake. - Oh, customer service? Yeah, 'cause it's all done on tips. - Yeah, 'cause it's a tip. - Yeah, so they have to be right. - I hope you're having the best day ever. - We had a guy who was American film in us, and he was well, nice, he was really nice. That sounds like a, he was real nice guy. - That's a good. - He was loving it, but I don't know, like, yeah. - I know what you mean. - They're all sort of for love. - There's a different element of positivity. I feel like they have a lot more hope in their hearts, so. - Absolutely. - Whereas we're a lot more negative. - Yeah, it's kind of weird, but like, not weird, but it's a weird thought for us to have that they. - Sorry, it's like we've all like, done, like, smoked. So it's weird. Like, these conversations have lost it. Like, I'm sober as well. - I could tell that you two have got a little bit lit, and like, the stuff that's coming out is just so great. - I'm saying, it's an interesting, it's interesting that a lot of, you know, a lot of Americans don't even have passports. - Yeah. - Because they don't, because they don't travel. - They just travel to somewhere else in America. - Yeah. - They have a completely different climate, completely different sort of ecosystem. - We made the country, but they've only been to Germany once, put for the chiefs. - Oh, wow. - Guys, have a phone in the knowledge. - Ask your one in a film. - You are. - Wow. - Back to Wales. - Drop it there. - Jack and you, yeah, you're tracking your move. When did you move to London? - When I was 20 years old. - Oh. - You're now 38? - Now I'm 36. - It's 26. - 26, that was not old. - Why are we shocked? Did you think I was older? - No, I feel like you look like, pretty much like 24 or 25, 26, any of those. - I thought you were going to say all that, 'cause right now guys, I'm not going to like, it's not looking, you know. - You look beautiful. - I'm perfect. - And don't let anybody just wipe to wet, wipe on the face. - Yeah, it's happening. - Well, yeah, love Wales, do you like, would you move back to, would you move back to, what? (both laughing) Would you move back to where? Bristol and? - I'm from a small town called Darwin that's near Manchester. It's a small Northern town, I never speak about it ever, so George loves it when I speak. - That's awesome. - He's had enough, by the way. - Oh, he's getting another drink. - It's just a go. - Oh God, you better not get on a limebike after this. - You better not get on a limebike. - I'm not even drunk. - Have you done a gap year in America? - You better not get to something, go. - You better not get back on limebikes now, go away from it. - No, I don't think that I would move back to my town. Would you ever move back to Bristol? - Erm, erm, no, I don't think I would. I think, maybe I'd move to sort of what everybody who's, "Oh, look at me, I've got a fucking wife now, "and I'm moving out to the outskirts of London." - Oh, you're so mean. - Yeah, but I'll probably do that once I've actually left. - That's literally me right now. - Yeah. - Yeah, I know what you mean. - You and your wife just moved out. - I'm going to go to London now. - Kind of, not really. - You're in London. - I'm deaf out in London, but it's not your further out than you were. - It's more like a suburban place. Like I don't live in the city. - You were in Clapham, weren't you? - I did use a living Clapham. - Did you thought that? - And you did Clapham. - I honestly loved it, but a lot of very niche problem for people like us who may get recognised in the street, it was a lot of like target like uni students and stuff. So like I would like go to the shops and like, I just didn't feel 100%. - Well you lived above the shops. - I did, I did. I lived very central. - You were a shop. - I lived on top of a sainsbury. - The end of shop. - Oh, a sainsbury. - Yeah, so that was fun. - I know that. - It was good. - Oh, I've been to a sainsbury. - I've been to a sainsbury. - I've been to a sainsbury. I've been to a sainsbury. No, I think whales are so nice because you go back and it's just, it's completely different. - Very beautiful place, whales. It's misunderstood, I think. - Tell me about the three peaks. - Which one now? Ben Nevis, that's... - That's Scotland. - That's Scotland Sea. - Snowdonia is whales if you... - Do you want to just know what I'm doing? Do you know what I'm doing? - Yeah, big time. - You've got that. - I don't know. Good luck with the train. - That's what these sort of idiots would be using. But we're using, well the French is called a piè, which means by foot. - Did you go to the cafe at the top? - There was no cafe at the top by me though, unfortunately. We went up the, we went to the crack, no, we went to the, not the cracker door. What's the opposite of that? The cock of night. We went at the cock of night. - Oh, night time. - Yeah. - Have you still listened to that? - Here's where I actually can't call it. - Comment down below. - It feels like a radio show that's about to be canceled. And they've been doing it for years, so like in their 70s and they're like, we don't give a fuck anymore. (laughing) - What? - What did you, what time of day was it when you walked up Mount Snalded? (laughing) What is happening? - I've got a fun game for you, Max. - Oh my God, okay. - I delved into the archives of the Bambino Becky YouTube channel. And I've got here, a list of video titles. And I want you to guess, were they Bambino Becky? Or are they Bambino, yes, Becky? Or Bambino Becky? - No, Becky. - There we go. Hey, that was the sport that you can't tell. - I've never deleted anything in my life. - Oh. - Yeah, I mean, I'd say you probably should. - Oh yes. - You've never deleted a tweet. - Why? - I don't know if it's a tweet. - Because we have found 10 tweets. - We found 10 tweets where you use, say it together, the yet-not. (laughing) - How could you imagine? - I know. - It was quite crazy that you put a slur in the title of one of your old videos, but. - Yeah, it's easy to keep you audience- - Right, so I've got to guess whether it's real or fake. - Yeah. - This one was just being stalked. - No way. - Real or sorry. (laughing) - That wasn't George telling us that he's being stalked. (laughing) - No way, are you all right? - Yeah, that was actually a title. - It was a title. There we go, there we go. - Did you show me the thumbnail? - Didn't care to watch the video? No, you can search him in your own time. - All right, we're being stalked. Oh my God. - What was that? - No, keep going. (laughing) - No good. - It was. - It was a really bad video. - God, I'm scared. - I'm not penguin. (laughing) - Mental health. - That was, that was Bambi Yes Becky. - Bambi Yes Becky, okay, I get it now. - Bambi Yes Becky. The Zombie Apocalypse tag. - I wanna say Bambi no, but I feel like it's Bambi Yes. - But you know like the girlfriend tag and you know that sort of vibe. - Bambi Yes Becky. - That was actually a thing that you did. - Oh, what the fuck's the Zombie Apocalypse tag? I don't know. - I guess you like improv that you're in the Zombie Apocalypse and answer questions as if you like you are. (laughing) Like if it's like, what do you do today? (laughing) - It's so. - Yeah. - It's gone for you. - That is wild. - If I type in Zombie Apocalypse. - That's awful. - Other people must have done it. Unless it's an original idea, then that's even worse actually. - The Zombie Apocalypse tag. No, let's not search it up. We're not blessed yet. At the end of the day, do you know what? I've noticed lately. I've got quite a few people did it. - That was Morgs that popped up. - Oh that's probably what, yeah. - They do. - They'll do. - Morgs. - Sorry. Did you hear what he just said? - What? - I said, oh that was Morgs that popped up. He said, oh what? Like dead people. (laughing) There's a youtuber called Morgs. - All right. Sorry I'm not bored. - Get out of here. (laughing) - Is that for sex? I didn't get it. - This is a title of one of them. Turning into a boy. - Zombie, yes, Becky. (laughing) - It's a title of you. (laughing) - Promise to go. - No, that's great. - That needs to jump ever when. (laughing) - I didn't tell you that. (laughing) - We need to watch that. Everyone needs to watch that. - No, there's no way. - I need to know the steps involved. - Well, it wasn't full title. (laughing) It wasn't the full title. For some reason at the end, all of your titles back in the day, you do the title. - And then find out. - And then put a line and then put Bambino back afterwards. - Like some of us had to grind. - Yeah, that's pretty cool. - Did I really get lucky? (laughing) - Here we go, we start. Next one. (laughing) Choking on a sprout. - I hold that's real, but I'm going to say Bambino back here. - That was Bambino, yes, Becky. - What the fuck? (laughing) - That's the title of a bit. (laughing) - Choking on a sprout. (laughing) - That can't. - Well, the Chubby Bunny Challenge has done so well. Why not try my sprouts? (laughing) - No, which, you know what? This is why I got bullied in school, isn't there? (laughing) - Imagine someone just sitting next to you in maths and they're putting Choking on a sprout on your head. (laughing) - That's so weird. (laughing) - And finally, the reason for my alcoholism. - Oh, Bambi, yes, Becky. - That's a no. - I couldn't reveal that is actually the only one that was incorrect. - Oh. - It was used to chain us words in my title. - Oh. - Really, turning into a bully. (laughing) - Choking on a sprout. - I need to know how long the video Choking on a sprout is because if it's just you, Choking on a sprout for 20 minutes. (laughing) - She was choking about off, get the camera up, get the camera up. - I took that one. (laughing) - Oh my God. Don't warm out the internet, work it's on that. (laughing) - Oh, because there may be a podcast then. (laughing) - I think it was, yeah. There's being stalked. (laughing) The zombie, they're quite, I didn't have to scroll for long. - Yeah. - Something stalked, got zombie apocalypse tag. - Yeah, I'm assisted in a thumbnail. - Oh. - I'm just going to go. - Oh. - Oh. (laughing) - My bus did get ready with me. (laughing) - That's so iconic. - I've lost this. - Turning into a bully. - Oh, it's a Q&A. - Oh, it's a Q&A. - Oh, it's okay. (laughing) - No canceled yet. - You got canceled, where would you go? (laughing) - That's a great question. - Something in Lake District. - Oh, 100%. - Honestly, Lake District. - I went to the Lake District, do you think? - No. - Do you think? - For what reason? - Kendra Collin Festival. - Oh no, I don't know. - Get a little beer out there, did you? - No, I was on the wines. - Oh. - That's a wine. - Classic girl. - Yeah. - Favorite type of wine. - Shopping under the wrong. (laughing) - I don't know. - What if you have to date? (laughing) - She just turned into an Animal Crossing character. (laughing) - Oh my God. - What the fuck was that? (laughing) - That was brilliant. (laughing) (laughing) - That sounds like Eminem rap God. - Oh yes. (laughing) - I would say, maybe slightly more impressive. - Can we make this like four hours long? I'm going to enjoy that. (laughing) (laughing) (laughing) (laughing) - Question. - Go on. - Sayon Park. - Oh, don't bring her up. - Right, so I feel as though you are one of the people responsible for the extreme cues at Sayon Park nowadays. - Well, yeah. I tried to be an ambassador, but they wouldn't let me. They wouldn't speak English. - Sayon. (laughing) - Sayon Bassader, that's right. - Sayon Bassader Park. Sayon Park. (laughing) - What is it that you love so much about Sayon Park? (laughing) - It's like, I just love it. - What? (laughing) - I told you she was fucking waffles. (laughing) - What? No, so I love the fact that everyone went there as a child. - People. (laughing) - So now it's such a mutual-- - Oh yeah, just as part of like primary school. - Yeah, you know, it's like your family holiday, that people, I feel like a little Brits can relate to. - I'm a big Hamilton Park fan myself. - I went, I went like, like 15 years ago. I love water parks. - Every time I land anywhere on holiday, I immediately search up where the nearest water park is. - Bless me like a rubber ring. (laughing) - Oh, we went camping in the Lake District. We bought a rubber ring. - Sorry. - And we found this really smooth area of like rapids. - Yeah. - And we popped a little rubber ring on it and just like slid down on it. - That's awesome. - Yeah, that's good. - Living off the land. - Yeah. - Yeah, living off the fat little land. - That's a whale's life. - That's a nice and men's place. - Oh my God. - Living off the fat little land. - She is slimy. (laughing) - Don't spoil it. (laughing) - Can we talk about that? (laughing) No one brings it up anymore. What a twist. - You know, in school we used to write that on the front page of the book. - Anybody, okay. - This is the best day of my life. - Here's a fun game. Here's a fun game. - It's Kansas City. - Oh my God. - Here's a fun game. Who can whittle off the most of my some men quotes? 'Cause they're just ingrained in your brain now, surely. - Okay, yeah, go on there. - I cheat it. I mean, I didn't do well in that either. - Curly's white. (laughing) - That's the character. - All right, references. Handful of Vaseline. - Gloveful of Vaseline. - Oh, that's gosh, you know that one. (laughing) - You've seen the videos. - We got living off the fat of the land. Gotta tend to the rabbits. That's another one. - You just ruined it like she did two. (laughing) - Curly's wife's a whore. I feel like they say that probably. - I can't remember anymore, actually thinking about it. - No, yeah, you've really... - I feel like you've got all the memes. - You upset me there. - Mm. Crocs. - Crocs. - Is the, like, bartender? - I can't remember. - Any courts go in, go in. - The bartender, they were there. (laughing) - It was hell of a ship. - I swear that you, like, worked at the hotel or something. They, like, worked at the bar. - Oh, these are the 30 best of my men quotes. See if these take you back, guys and girls. - Oh, do you think they're still reading it in school? - I don't know, but you sure, at what point do they just start, like, all the fault on our stars? That's... - Yeah. (laughing) - Let's analyze that. - Or... - Or, dare of a wimpy kid. - Care size, I am a bellard. - Yes. - Good fun. Or... - A book. - Yeah. - He wrote a book called "I Am a Bellard." - Yes, he did. - Oh, and the American version was called "I Am a Jerk" or something like that. - Oh, was it? - Yeah. - I am a jerk. - Oh, my God, funny story. We went on a fan bus to go to the game in America. And their chants were, like, the most PG thing. (laughing) - Oh, the American chants is so fucking cringe. ♪ We're gonna beat the hell out of you ♪ (laughing) - And I was just like, ♪ Your mom shags his brother ♪ ♪ Your mom's a fucking bitch ♪ - And there, we were in-- - That would trouble to get that chow and go in. - Yeah, get it going. - It was quite a price. - It was quite a price. - More bitch. - There is one that's actually similar to that. It's like... - Your mom's your dad? - Your mom's your dad. ♪ Your mother is your brother ♪ ♪ Your sister is your daddy ♪ ♪ I never, never, never ♪ ♪ You all fuck one another ♪ ♪ You never, never, never ♪ - Never say that. - Never say that, never say that, the Chiefs game. - No. - You should've just started doing that. - Fight and win! - There was a woman behind us who was like redneck. - Taylor Swift. (laughing) - Joking, Joking, obviously. - She used to check the UV next time she was up. - And we were in tears 'cause she was like, "You gawks suckers!" (laughing) - I love redneck Americans. One of my favorite ones ever. Have you seen the MMA fight? - Oh no. - The guys filming the thing and pans it around and the guys back's going, "Twist is dead! Get my good old dick twist!" (laughing) - He's so into it. - Oh yeah. - We love Americans. We don't. They're horrible people. - I love them. I like Americans. - I don't know why I thought this would be funny. - What, getting back in the past? (laughing) - That's the intro. - Yeah, that's the end of our sentence. - What are you guys really shy? - I don't think we have ever had a guess that's shy, aren't we? - I just sort of word vomited and you just knew what I was saying. - Yeah, I did. I did. - Have you really, really connected in that way? - Have we ever had a guess that was shy? - It was Matt Rice's birthday today. (laughing) - I would say shy, but I'd say very reserved. I would bleep the name. - Yeah. (beeping) - Oh yeah. - Oh, yeah, yeah. - They're really lovely. I think it was early on or something. So they, and I don't think that they'd done. - They were, - I mean, they're great. - They came across like very, almost like PR terrain in a way. Like they were very like. (laughing) - Yeah. - And that's like me. - And they're so funny and like chill in real life. I don't actually remember even doing that episode. I don't remember all of our episodes. - Who's your dream guest? - I'm a bit worried. Taylor Swift. - Is it literally? - We can't get enough of her on this scene. - Not my dream, like remember my heart. - Okay, if you're watching, get on this shit. - Now Andrew asked me, my boyfriend Andrew, you know what I'm? He asked me, he was like, who is your dream interview ever? - Yeah. - And I genuinely believe it will be Taylor Swift. - I think it's a lot. - Or like the royal family, someone in the royal family. - I feel like Taylor Swift doesn't do interviews. - Exactly. That's why I would want to do it. - She's an enigma. - Yes, yes. - She's a what? - Oh, look at that. - You can't be a wizard. I'm just Harry. I've got, I'm on famous birthdays right now 'cause I want to have a fun game if we can guess of where we are placed in these different categories. Becky. "In YouTube stars born in Wales, do you think you reside?" - Ben Phillips is above me. What does this mean? - Oh, is this just Ben Affincitation at this point? - I think it's good. - No, no, Elliot. (laughing) - Have you seen Ben Phillips? He used to do Facebook pranks and him and his brother, that guy. And he was like, - No, nice, that was. We made a joke and you turned to Max to explain the joke to him. - Thank you. - Yeah, that was really nice. - Not a clue, but thanks. - Yeah, so I can reveal you are third. - Behind Ben Phillips and... - And... - Oh, I do know it. Is it a girl or a boy, boy? - Boy. - Welsh. - Er... (laughing) - I don't know it. - C-dog, VA, of course. - I would never in a month of Sundays have got that. - Everybody loves C-dog VA, not a clue who he is. Moving on, Max, let's see if I can play but let's get all of them. They've chosen a lovely picture of you food. - Oh my God, I'll be sick. That was me. That wasn't me and my single skinny ear. - Oh, that's lovely. - No, it's just the temperature. - I couldn't look less like that now if I try. - That is many people of the direction though. - I look like that person has had an allergic reaction and their face has swallowed. (laughing) - Okay, Max, in the list of famous Maxes, where do you think you sit? - What does this mean, sit? - Sure, like the... - I have to guess the people between me. - No, you've got to guess what sort of number you are in the world of Max. - How many numbers are there? (laughing) - That's a good question. - So we've got one, two, three, four. - It's not so many out of ten. - No, I mean, like, what's it out of? - It's not out of anything, it's just... - Where do you play? - Famous Maxes, do you think you... - In the whole world? - Yeah. - Ten thousandths. - I can reveal you're a number four. - Oh! - Oh! - No way! - Oh my God, I know that guy. - Who's famous Maxes? - Who's famous Maxes? - Who's famous Maxes? - What? - This website's... (laughing) - It's done on how many... (laughing) It's done on how many people are saying this. - I'm the one most famous Max in the world! - But who's above you? - I don't know. - I can't think of it on the max. - Probably a dog. - What? - A dog. - What? - No. - Maximilian. - I can't think of any. - The only person I know is Max Verstappen. - Yeah. - He's a formula one driver, these are the two. God knows who they are. - I have no idea who they are. - You've been absolutely mobbed there, mate. - People, that's wild. - Who are the other two, George? Name them. (laughing) - I think people... - I don't know. - How old's Max Verstappen come up? - Oh. - It's only click here. - It was Max Rivers and Max Mills. - Yes. - Right. - Max Rivers YouTube star, Max Mills pop singer. - I've got Max Mosley in my head, but I don't know who that is. - Okay. - I don't. - Max? - Yes. - Where do you think you rank in people born in Lancashire? - Well, I mean, if I'm number four, Max, in the whole world. - Minus six. - I'm gonna guess. Nine. - Max is number one. - Really? - Oh, wow. - Oh, wow. - Doing my healthy bros. - That's what I'm talking about. - That's what I'm talking about. - And you're ahead of famous people such as famous soap opera actor Harry McDermott and reality star Sue Radford. - Oh, Sue. - I don't know who any of those people are. - I don't know who any of those people are. - That was crazy. - Oh yeah, to those... - This website must be very niche. - What are you in Bristol? What are you in Bristol? - What are you in Bristol? - Fecler. - That was good. - That's me. - That is you. - Hey, just, you quiz me. Quiz me, go on, quiz me. - Well, you just saw them, so... Born in Hampshire, England. - I don't know, maybe like three. - He's number one. - Oh, whoops. (laughing) - Who's number two? What is Hampshire? - That's where my parents are from. - Oh. - Stampiers are behind you. - Stampy long legs. - Is that the person? - No, my gosh youtuber. - Oh. - One of the good ones. - Scott Mills is actually on there. I actually know who he is. He's like a radio on DJ. - Resident DJ. - And I can, oh, Kim Woodburn, I'm sorry, this is not true. - Easy, busy, baby. - Kim Woodburn is number eight. - Yeah. - That is false. - Yeah, but Kim Woodburn, mate. - My favourite one of this one is the George's. - The George's. - Famous George's in the whole world, apparently George's number two. - Followed. - Absolutely fucking follows. - What in the world? - No, I'm sorry, this website's fucked. - Just, oh my god, this is quite dark. Right, so, first one is George Washington. Third one is George Floyd. - America. - Oh my god. - No, no. You're not more famous than both of them. - Fourth is George Clooney. This is ridiculous now. - And you're saying, he's smarter, shall I? - In your way, second. - Second. - This must be based off, like, 12-year-olds like people. - Most people who search these people on the app. - I'm not searching how old is George Clooney. - And who's searching on famous birthdays? Probably 14-year-old girls who George gets paid. - That's exactly what somebody who's three thousand, seven and nine two second most popular would say. - That's pretty good in the whole world, I guess. - Insanely good. - Wow, do you feel good about yourself? - No. (laughing) Not really. I guess it's sort of, well done us. Well done us, guys. - We're doing our towns and places proud. - Do you wanna know who, if you're the most popular of the person born on your birthday? - Oh, I'm not, I've got it. - I feel like you spent too much time on this website. - There's some really popular next year. - Born on January 9th. - Oh, you've ever just, they look. - How old do you think you are? - Is it the year as well? It's just the day. - Oh, it's just the day. - Fifth. - Whoa, bro, he's bigger than himself, I'm so big. - Oh no. - He's the 14th. (laughing) - Oh, he's slipping up. - Oh my God, I need to really. - No, but you've got, you've got Nicola Cochlin before you. - Oh, that's, yeah. - Sean Paul? - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - You've got Sean DePaul before you? - Oh my God, that's so, oh, so that's the same, shut up. - Tucy, Flo Millie. - Flo Millie. - Flo Millie. - Oh my God. - Deborey McCooler. - Kate Middleton has the same birthday as Matt. - Kate Medes. - Kate, let's just do a joint thing this year. - What's she coming on? - Tell me the clown. - She's coming on soon, okay, tell me the clown. - Tell me the clown is ahead of me, I'm sorry. - Nina Dobrev and Brent Rivera. - This is a stupid website, I'm sorry. - I know there's someone famous on my birthday. - Where do you think you sit on your birthday? - I know, I'm like 16th. - You're 50th, but you've just beat Kane, the wrestler. - Oh, is it Ryan Reynolds? - You've got, who have you got, that's Jason Earls, the one from Hannah Montana, Kevin James. - Good, great. - You've got Paige Neiman, who's the girl who looks, looks like Harry on her grande on TikTok. - Melania Trump. - Melania Trump's a good one. - Showed out, Channing Tatum. - That's the one I'm taking off. - Channers. - Hannah McConnell, see, who are these people? This is a wild thing, right? - Such an interesting, strong move on. - Yeah, what the hell? - I don't know, I feel like I'm on the ice. - I'm beaten by Lil Baby and Chandler. - Chandler Bing. - Chandler Hallo. - Oh, everyone knows him. - Yeah, big time. - Such a strange concept. Do you know what else is strange, Becky? - Me. - Yes. - On the weekend. - But the fact that we are bad, only on the weekend, we've actually had, as you know, the useless hotline is an important place of work. - Oh God, yeah. - And we change lives at the useless hotline because our ugly viewers send in dilemmas. - Yeah, stupid and ugly. - Ask us to basically save the lives. - Pretty privilege for it. - Every way I've moved to my life, I've got a lot of advice to get. - Exactly. Oh God. So I'm going to forward you an email right now. Can you just make sure you press send on that keyboard that you ruined because you spilt your drink all over it? Thanks. - Hang on. - Yeah, not quite. That was a family album. - RIP. - It's all right, it's a prop. Don't ruin the illusion. - Guys, I'm back on famous birthdays. (laughing) - You wanna know? (laughing) Send it. Send it. - Oh, blame you. - Oh God, it's so quick. - How are you up reading? - Words. - Oh yes. Is it in Welsh? - It can be. - Oh, can you speak Welsh? - Yeah, do you want me to do the longest place name? - Oh, well that's okay, I'll get it. - Oh, thank you. (speaking Welsh) - Wait, you went to Kansas. - Go on, do the Welsh, show us what you've got in Welsh. - Okay, so it's more of a story than a name. So it's actually directions to a place, that's how weird we are. So it's (speaking Welsh) - Made of. - Nice. - Enjoy that. - How do you speak Welsh? - My mum does. - Not really my question was it. - How much do you know? - I can understand what's going on, and I get scared. I can't, it's like going to French or something. (laughing) And then you kind of like say like, "Look went to Pofavour." - Wow. - That's, that's, that's. - That's famously Spanish, yeah. - So is that sort of thing? - Yeah, that sort of thing that like it is, yeah. - Before we get this famous Welsh word, go. - Pop, do you ping? - Is that actually a Welsh word? - Guys, Microdon. - Oh, Micoweth. - Micoweth. - Chris is my Microdon. - Oh, you've said that up, hadn't he? - I don't get it. I'm confused. Right, do you know what Becky? Let's change some lives. - All right. - Let's do this, I believe in you. - What would you like me to read it in? - English. (laughing) - Can you read it in your best English accent? - Oh yeah. - Can you read some English? - Try to do an English accent. So like, try to do like more Northern-age. - You've got like an accent. - Try to do an English accent. - Yeah. - English. - Like British accent, I mean. Sorry. (laughing) - I mean, you've literally lived here for... - No, okay, I got it. - What, six years? - Yeah, I know. - So you should understand what a British person sounds like. - Yeah, but where, where from? - I don't know. Manchester. - Oh, no. (laughing) - No, I gotta do that. (laughing) I'm just gonna read it. (laughing) I would never say this word, so I'm quite excited to say it. Hey, girly pops. - Oh. - Sorry, let's recall everyone there. - Oh, what? (laughing) - Anyway, dot, dot, dot. About six months ago, I got absolutely blackout drunk in my local spoons. (laughing) And just kept the tequila shots coming from there. - Oh, yeah. - I can't remember a good chunk of the night as I was more told. - Okay, that chunks. - No, it's not. I'm not an alcoholic. I just thought I went to the stop. (laughing) Oh, God. - I'm worried. - But unfortunately, I do remember some of the night. I suppose it was a good thing. I was in the club and spotted a boy the other side of the club who was a failed talking stage. - Oh. - He was talking to another girl. Oh, I know he's currently shagging. - Oh. - I've never said that we're shagging before shagging. Side note, best of luck to her. He's a character. - Oh. - This is me. Anyway, I made eye contact and immediately looked away. Do you mean to read the whole thing? - Yes. - All right. - True to grandchild. (laughing) (laughing) - Fill in the blank. I can't remember if we spoke as a whole night. It's a little blurry. However, one thing led to another and I started whining on him. - Oh. - It's giving me nothing, he'll go on a vote. Not my proudest moment. And he ended up grabbing my face and we made out in the dance floor. - Oh. - In front of all her family and friends. Not with all her friends. I don't know why her family would be there. I left a little after that and I haven't spoken to him since. 'Cause what do I even say? Like, nice kiss. Let's do that again. - Yeah. - It concludes it. - Life's a risk and a life's a risk. The next day I also found out you got with three other girls the same night. - Wow. - Yes, I am a victim. (laughing) This all happened a good while ago now but I keep getting awful flashbacks. I generally lived a week with the worst hangs out you've ever felt. (laughing) This is me. (laughing) Sorry that was so long winded but I needed to say my piece. So, do either of you experience these flashbacks that you hate yourself for and how do I make them stop? Now, we're gonna then move on to the last paragraph which says, (laughing) - It's completely off track. But I think you're both such well-rounded. (laughing) - You are very well-rounded. (laughing) - He's working on it though, he's working on it. - He definitely read that ahead of time. I was thinking of that, fuck you. - And bring so much joy to, do you know what this is true? And bring so much joy to be able to laugh. - Oh wow. - More than you'll ever know. - Oh. - Oh, also I have the same scar as George. - Oh. (laughing) - We're both victims to a certain bite. - On the scrot. - Oh. (laughing) - And eating curb incident. Lots of love. I did that. - Wow. - Okay. - So that was a case of anxiety, gang. I think it was-- - She's basically asking, do you get scared after night's out? - I do that thing where I remember something that I did, and I only think about it late at night, and then it keeps me up at night. Like it does genuinely keep me up for like an extra. - You keep me up at night. - Yeah, I bet I do. I hope. - Talking about winkeys. Yeah. (laughing) I don't know. - And that's that, guys. (laughing) - But yeah, I definitely do that, and I guess that the way, and I don't know how to get over it, 'cause I've never done it, so. - But you do a thing where you don't just remember what you did last night. You also can just quickly check your profile, and-- - Yeah. - To see what you did last night. - That's very true. - I absolutely do not post anything when drunk. - See, when I first started, I, my most viral videos were me. Absolutely optimized. - That's his whole career, so he-- - Really the taxi or something? - Yeah. - What if I put on the taxi? - Yeah, I put my phone on the taxi. - Yeah, look at that. - And then the Scottish woman came over to me, and I was trying to give some sort of emotional speech on how people should have more self-confidence. Don't know why anyone needed that outside at dawn on us at 5 a.m. But anyway, and this woman came up to me, and in a Scottish accent, she was like, "Excuse me." And I was like, "Yeah?" And she went, "Piss off." (gasping) And then I just turned around, and I just lost it out of her, and I was like, "You pissed off." And she just got into a taxi and said, "Nothing else." It was like cinematic. - Yeah, it was, it was Becky. - Hey, whoa. Wow. - And from that moment, 'cause that's what got me signed to a management, weirdly, don't know why. - What's that video? - Yeah, 'cause I gained like 150,000 followers overnight just off that video. - Did it bang? Well, no, imagine. - Yeah. - I don't know why people saw that and thought, "Oh, I need to follow this guy, though." Like, what about that was like? - These days that people would see that and go, "That's a funny video," but I guess it's just like a one-off thing. - Yeah. - I need to follow this guy. - Do you know the first video I saw of you? And I think it's so out of character now, 'cause I can't imagine you doing it. - Oh, I got it. - You were walking down the street, like, singing or something. - Oh, yeah, you used to do that. - In broad daylight. - I was wild back in the day. - I was like, "I can't." - I used to bell songs, like, by myself, just like-- - You need to train, that's the problem. - Yeah. - No, I think I just gained a bit of self-respect. (laughing) - I'm sorry, circling back to hang anxiety. (laughing) - As we do. - I've got a problem. - Oh, God. - I've trained myself so much now to not post anything, to not text anyone, to the point where I wake up, I just, I can't get embarrassed anymore. So I could do the worst thing, like, for example, the America trip. - Oh. - Didn't know you went there. - So a lot of things that happened. No, I'm joking. There was a lot of beverages consumed. And the next morning everyone was like, fuck's wrong with you and I'll be like, that's funny, don't it? Funny that. (laughing) I just don't understand. So I think maybe I'm not the right person to ask. - George, do you get anxiety? - Occasionally, but I don't ever really get drunk. - Oh, don't. - No, no, no, no. - Do not. - Honestly, Becky, you pisses me off so much. Don't, don't appease him right now. - Do you sort of just have a little beverage? - No, he's one of those people that for whatever reason, some boys will never admit that, like, number one, the drunk, and number two, that he's had to hang over. I've seen George look like he's a gust of wind away from, like, bursting into tears. When we've had, like, three hours sleep, he's consumed an insane amount of alcohol. - Yeah. - Like, just been to the gym, feeling absolutely fine. - Oh, my God, Jim. - Like, people would never admit that he actually is one goal, but, and it is mixed. - It's not, it's not a case of not admitting it. I genuinely do feel okay. - Oh, dickhead. - But, like, don't understand my last secret. - And he's like, I've never been drunk. Meanwhile, I've seen it. - I've not said I've never been drunk. I've said I didn't often-- - What did you just say? - I've said, I, if you can go back and check this, I don't often get to a point where I-- - I've actually said that. (laughing) - You can go back and check it. - Ah, boring. - I've got, like, the other day I was looking at my lock screen, and for some reason I scrolled, I was scrolling, there's a picture of you with candle wax all over your face in heaven. - Oh, my God, yes! - Oh, my God, yes! - Yes! - Do you know that? - There was freedom. - Yeah, freedom. - And for some reason, there was a candle on the table and Max kept, it was, was melted wax on the top. - That's right. - That's right. - I need you to be pouring it all over the face. - I was trying onto his skin to look quite dodgy. - I so severely forgot about this until you just said that. It was actually, this is such a throwback because it was during the time when you couldn't actually stand up in clubs because COVID restrictions are still a little bit - Oh, my God, yeah! - So it sat on a table in order. - Yeah. - Because they don't really have tables and stuff. I remember we were sat on this table, and yeah, I grabbed the candle and pulled it on my face. - It was there. Sam sings. - Yeah, just as fast forward, round. And do you remember what happened when I came to meet you guys? This is such a core memory. - I do remember. - Every time I'm in Soho, I laugh. - I do think we remember. Go on. - As a couple, I think we do probably remember that. You text me saying this is where we are. And I looked up and it was like some sort of like lesbian club. And I went, oh, very funny. It's really, but you were actually in the place next door. And I thought I was like going like that. It's the one you were looking. I mean, you were like window. - Oh, I do remember. We were a bar in Soho. - Yeah, yeah. - It was one extra. - So iconic. - That's probably around the time that I asked George to do the podcast with me. - It's a barrier. - Yes, it's a barrier. - That's George the big question. I think it's the best time I met you. - Yeah, it was. - 'Cause I walked in and you were surrounded by like rugby lads. And I was like, this is-- - Oh, yes. - That's strange. - But I was there. - 'Cause I was there. - I know, yeah. No, I think they all recognize you as well. - Yeah, probably. That makes more sense than what George just said. Yeah, that's wild. Yeah, I remember meeting you and the description that they gave of you before you got there, 'cause I think she drinks a lot. - Yeah. - She's just basically like a man with a wig on. Not personality looks. (laughing) No, no, I think that they just said like, oh yeah, like our friend Becky's coming in. She's like really fun. And how weird is it that I recognize you, not from any of your YouTube stuff, but from a tweet that you've done about being at the Brits with Taylor, and Taylor's got to say, how crazy is that? - A girl with curly hair walked past of the Brits and I took like a shaky picture. They looked like Taylor stuff was running away from me. And she actually was like running as well. (laughing) I was really good at the friends. - Crazy. No, but I just remember thinking that you were really lovely and you were very funny. And I was wrong. (laughing) - And God knows we were wrong. - You ever tend to see to flirt with our guests? - I do, I do, I am who I am. Well, Becky, I think it's safe to say that we gave that person amazing advice. - Yeah. - I.E. we gave them none. - Hell yeah. - But this is the useless hotline. - No, honestly, I think if you choose to be embarrassed, you'll be embarrassed. - Being embarrassed is a state of mind. - It's a state of mind. Everyone around you can be embarrassed for you. - Yeah. - Don't worry about it. - Absolutely. - That is factual. If you choose to be embarrassed, you will be embarrassed. - You actually can. - You can. I think so. - That's a really great bit of advice. - And also whatever's funniest, I always say that. - There we go. - 'Cause if you do something ridiculous the night before you go, whatever's funniest, don't worry. Everyone goes, oh yes, yes, yes, yes. - There we go. - Oh my gosh. Words to live by. You whittle off quotes numerous times. - Yes, I love a quote. - What's your favorite one? - Don't know. Chatting biscuit is a new one. I like that one. She's chatting biscuit. - Oh, she's chatting biscuit. - Yeah, she's off her bonsch. - I don't know if that. - Oh God, no, you got it, you got it. - I want to bring back chance to be a fine thing. I like chance to be a fine thing. - What's a chance to be a fine thing? If somebody says like, oh you're going out tonight and because you spend all, you say bog down with work, you can't go out. You're like, oh, chance to be a fine thing. - Right, I like that. That's new. I like that. That's gone in my top pocket. - Oh, chance to be a fine thing. - Do you know what I've been saying lately, which is quite bitchy, but I'm gonna say it. You know, there's people that you see everywhere. I say. - Sidemen. - There's two things here where every event they turn up to. They say two things. One is they'd go to an opening of an envelope. - I love that. - Oh, they get where water doesn't. Oh, that's gross. - That's gross. - Oh my God. - A little porous bar. - I like that. - Yeah. - That's two of a cab. - I love that. - I don't complain googling funny signs. - Bambino Becky, I feel as though you have come to the useless hotline and you have conquered the useless hotline. - Lots of people do come to the useless hotline and we'd say, maybe don't, that's not what it's made for. - Yeah, if you enjoy that. - If you can't see it, go for it. - Fair enough. - Be attractive. - Don't judge, don't judge. - I think people probably have done that to your videos. - I've been, that's a weird. - I've been saying messages of people saying that they're wanking off. - No. - So I do need to stop. - Yeah. Okay. - Do you know what? - No, it's just not a camera cousin. - Bambino Becky, we love you here at the useless hotline. - We love you too. - I think it's fair to say that you passed this interview. - No way. - And we'd love to offer you a full time position at the useless hotline. - Oh, hodge. Janitor. - Yeah. - Just purely behind the scenes work, no camera. - I like to do that. - No on camera stuff. - Good enough. - We like to get thumbs up, not thumbs down on the videos. So, props best that you are not in them. - We like to smash that like button. - Smash that like button. Yeah, well, it's your loss to be fair. - Oh, fair enough, fair enough. And when is see it off returning? Do we have a date or should we just say soon? (laughing) - Real safe. - What date is it now, September? - September, September. - We are. - Oh. - Oh, do you remember? - Remember. - Thank you so much for listening, everybody. If you enjoyed this episode, then please, George, tell them what they can do. - Hey, if you enjoyed, absolutely caress that like button. Subscribe, ring that notification bell so you're notified every time we upload, if you're listening. Hey, why don't you rate us five stars for what's in a world? Download those secrets from the go. And if you wanna send a little dilemma in, my colleague here will tell you how. - Please send us an email at theusashotlinegmail.com. That's so wrong. - Wow. - Theusashotlinepodcast@gmail.com and also do not fear to send us in, but like, do not fear to send us in some voice notes because we like it when you call our phones. - Oh, you like it. - And don't forget, guys, there's a meetup of freedom this evening. - Yes, there is, baby. - I'm not bringing fun with you. - Are you fine with skier? - Absolutely. - And silly, silly. One final quote, Mrs. Bino. - Yeah, one final quote. - Don't smile 'cause it happens, like, 'cause it's over. (laughing) - Thank you! - Yay! - That was great. - I love a quote that's not quite right. - Elections belong to voters, not political parties. - We pay for elections. 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