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Grim Wagers: Week 2
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He works in like an arcade bar that does, you know, old retro gaming machines and stuff like that in like a dingy old basement, sort of style bar, but he gets like a load of discounted and free drinks in certain bars around the city. So he's like, you know, when you finish work, do you want to just go straight to pub and it's like, I wasn't really going to drink to be fair, you know, because I'm supposed to be work today and stuff and, ah, god, what happened? It never goes well when my brother got off for a drink, it always ends up messy. The train was delayed, it wasn't delayed, it was cancelled and the replacement bus was put on and this bus took two hours, so I didn't actually get back on to about two o'clock in the morning, absolutely statement, I was, and yeah, I got back about two o'clock in the morning. With the game on, I actually got all the podcasts in the studio already to record this episode because that was me, that was me planned, I was, you know, going through stuff on the bus on the way back, I had two hours to realise how drunk I was really, and then, yeah, so I got back, I sat down on sofa and then, it makes me run out, I was rudely awake and by the fire alarm at three o'clock in the morning because I'd put a pizza in the oven and fell asleep and then, and then, I got shouted out by my wife, I sat in the fire alarm off at three o'clock in the morning and, ah, I don't know, I passed out again and then I got woke up again by my wife at seven o'clock in the morning to tell us that I was, ah, slept in for work, so it was a big, massive rush to get into work and got in and, I didn't even change my clothes, I just got up, I had just got up and ran out of cough, I forgot so I can't be on my days and, ah, just, yeah, I sat there stinking a booze from last night in, you know, last night's clothes and, ah, it was just that one of the worst days I've had it a long time to be fair, I even might went into the disabled toilets for sleep because we've got disabled toilets but no one in the company is disabled so no one uses them, you know, so it's a great place to go for a little kip, yeah, I had my breakfast when for a little snows, but anyways, we're not even for excuses, we're there for gambling and bets, and, ah, last week I had an absolute shade, er, not gonna lie, er, not one came in, but there was a couple that were very close and, unfortunately, I can see my old bets but it doesn't, I don't know why this, when it's over a week, it doesn't tell me what the outcome was, why he'd lost, you know, things like that so, er, you know, the main one that I do remember was, ah, fucking Kirk Cousins being the being of my life again, er, you know, I thought he's finally gone, he won't bet it's down anymore and er, you know, I was only one of the, er, the eightfold Acre that was for £330, I was one of that and that was because of Kirk Cousins, you know, he had er, ah, I couldn't believe it, I was watching it as well, when I got watched it happen, three minutes to go, five points behind it, the perfect drive to just take it steady, it's got toch down near the end, win the game, every other rejoice, everyone, Kirk's a hero and then what did he do after the first fucking throw, he just threw in the deception, game over, good luck, Kirk. So for next week I've got to remember that I after screenshot these before the week is up, er, and then I can actually see why they went wrong, really, er, I remember if you have it, you know, I remember a lot of them that, you know, there was some that had two things that were missing which er, yeah, so, one I've done this week, er, er, first off here I was er, there was some like silly bitch on the, er, on the bus, on the way back and she would, you know, she would not shut it up, er, and it was easier to like, actually engage in conversation with her, so she wouldn't ask if we would all want to sing stupid songs at fucking, after twelve, one o'clock in the morning, so I asked her if she would like to put a bet on for the purpose, er, she said she was going to listen, I've just called her stupid bitch, she's on it, er, so I asked her, you know, she would like to er, put a bet on for us and er, she did, er, she did absolutely shite, er, not one thing coming, she'd er, yeah, put a bet on the dolphins to er, win er, kind of fuller to have tuckles and assists, yeah, I sat there, we'll just pick out about that one, we won't even include it in this, er, in this episode, so, let's look at the start of these, this week, what I've done is, been having a good look through and there's a few match ups that I like the look of this week, so, you know, after, after last week, so again, a little bit of idea now of who's on the game, who's still finding the fate and, you know, some of these guys did alright last week and you expect them to do better this week, er, so they're the sort of bets that I'm looking for, er, going forward for this week. And what I've done is, I've picked each of the planned time games, I've put a bit builder on each of those and I've also picked a game from the noon games and also a game from the 3 o'clock games er, to also put a single bet builder on each, so we'll start with the, sorry, er, I'll just go off from the bottom, we'll start with the, er, not some wonder yet, we'll start with the Falcons and the Eagles, er, now I did look for Kirk Cousins to throw a game losing interception in the fourth quarter, er, but the odds with that crap I would, you know, I would have to put like 100 pound on just to be able to get a pound back, er, so I've went for, second one back is going to touch down, match points spread, Eagles plus 6.5 points, and surprisingly Kirk Cousins to throw over 0.5 interceptions, so Kirk Cousins to get an interception. Graded Janet to record a sack, yes, 2.5 field goals over and Drake London to have over 4.5 receptions, er, that gives you odds of 20 to 1 and I have put one wreath of book on that and I will get a return of 2 when 2.1 wreath of books, if that comes in, I'm sure we're going to get a green light next to Kirk, but, er, hopefully the rest will come in on that. Next game I've went for is the Bears and the Texans, that is the Sunday Night Game and this one I have went over 20.5 points in the first half, that's between both teams, I've went over 44 points in the game in total between both teams, I've went for Stefan Teagues and DJ Miller to score a touchdown, and I've went for Andre Swift over 43 Russian yards, and I've also went for neither team to score 12 points in the first quarter, yes, er, in the first quarter, as long as it's not 13, something then I'll get the green light for that, and that gives me a return of 25 to 1, er, which, er, put one wreath of book on that and that will give me 26 wreath of books. See why I'm doing it with one as well, if you're the type of person that likes to put more on a bet, you just multiply this by 10, if you like to put 10 wreath of books on, then, you know, you'll get 260 wreath of books back, if you want, you know, that's, it's just our maths work. So the 9 o'clock game, 9 o'clock, 3 o'clock games, whichever time zone you're in, I've went for which I think is going to be the game of the week and it is the old St Louis rivalry of the LA Rams and the Arizona Cardinals, I think it's going to be a good game. So what I've went for is a little bit weird on this one, er, got no faith in Kyrie and Williams at all, so I've went for under 75 Russian yards for him. Owning a rental property sounds like a dream, collect a rent and relax. That is until you realize how much work goes into getting it ready. First, you need to conduct market research to understand local rental trends and determine a competitive rent price, then there's cleaning, staging, repairs, and hiring a professional photographer. Next, develop a marketing strategy, list the property on rental sites, and schedule countless showings. Oh, no free tenants are for the information, or at least a collection, or anything. Whew, sound complicated? 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I don't know why I think it's going to be one of them close games where they're going to be going for 2-pound conversions. So I've put that in there and that gives me an ounce of 40 to 1. So I've been putting one riffer book on that and I'll be getting 41 riffer books back. So the noon game or the 6 o'clock games and only time zone. I've went for San Francisco for Nana versus the Minnesota Vikings, and I've went for this I've went for Justin Jefferson to score a touchdown. I've went for N. Jones, 100 plus rushing yards. And the reason for that is, you know, I haven't been a Vikings fan. I'm good with the Vikings news and Ed and Jones in that last game. I think it was on some of like 96, 94 rushing yards. Kevin O'Connor knew that it was coming up to the, you know, to the 100. And he was supposed to bring Ed and Jones off but he didn't. He let him stay out there for another run to try and he was like near the end of the game. But he tried to keep him out there to get that 100 because he was on 100 when he was on the 100 rushing yards streak. I think it was his four for fifth game in a row that he got 100 rushing yards. And Ed and Jones vows to start the new streak this weekend. So that's why I'm going for Ed and Jones, 100 plus rushing yards. And then I went for some Donald over 21 and a half passing completions because, you know, I'm going to be going to be too far with this. But if you say his name and he appears, I believe in some Donald. I believe in some Donald. Yes, I've said it. I'm not a true, your believer in some Donald's but he's doing as far as I can see enough and he's doing a good enough job that is keeping Nick Mullen's on that bench. And yes, I will, I will support you all the way some. And I think that I think you're going to start doing a little bit better for yourself. So I've gone for over 21 and a half passing completions. Yeah, so I got a little bit sidetracked there. It was on the bed. And this gives us an odds of 30 to one. So one roof of book on that will give me 31 books. It's all the, yep, that's all them. Now the next two, you know, three, no sheet of go three. Ah, right. Yeah, sorry. That's something different. That's really pally. Right. So the next one I went for a 10 fold. And I've went for I think every game in the 12 o'clock slot and the three o'clock slots. But I've went for a player to get over Russian or receive and yards or under depending on I think I've went for over on them all actually. No, I've went over on them all. And I've went for traffic CTN to get over 51 and a half Russian yards. Just Jacobs to get over 65 and a half Russian yards. Adam Feeland over 37 and a half Russian receiving yards. Zaflowers over 48 and a half receiving yards. Rashid Shahid over 34 and a half receiving yards. Austin Echler over 19 and a half Russian yards. Tony Pollard over 50 and a half Russian yards. Demario Douglas over 32 and a half receiving yards. Just in Jefferson over 76 and a half receiving yards and Mike Evans only over 67 and a half receiving yards. And all of that gives me a odds of 560 to one. So, you know, one refered book will get me 560 refered books if that comes in. The next one I've went for is the three o'clock games. And I went for a bit. Remember last week I went for picking the team and a hook. The hook I went for last time was over three and a half, no two and a half field goals. Which I remember all of them coming. All of them coming. I think it was one or two of the teams that had let us down on that one. So, the hook I'm going to go for this time is I have a team to score three unanswered times. Yes. So, it could be either the teams in the game score three times. Now, that could be three field goals in a row. That could be two touchdowns in a field goal. You know, it's just three to score three times to the matter how the score. So, I've went for the Cardinals and obviously the three unanswered times. I went for the Chiefs and the three unanswered times and I went for the Steelers and three unanswered times. It doesn't really give you that good of odds as they is. I'm open. This is going to be one that I get that, you know, just adds to me pot. You know, so I've got, it only gives us 13, 13 a bit. I think 13 a bit to one. So, I've had to put two Riffle books on this to get 27 Riffle books back. And then the final one is a 16 team parlayer. Now, with these, what I've done is I've went four. This is a Rags for Riches Bet. I've went for a spread, points spread between eight teams and also the over and under game total for the same games. So, there's two, two bets on each game. For some reason, it hasn't kept it in order. Right. So, I've went for Buccaneers plus 7.5 on the points spread and over 51.5 in the game. I've went for Vikings plus 5.5 and over 46.5. I've went for the Chargers minus 5.5 and over 38.5. I've went for the Chiefs minus 6.5 and over 48.5 and I've went for the commanders minus one and a half under 43.5. The Dallas under 6.5 to an over 46.5 in game total. I've went for the Ravens under eight and a half and over 41.5 in total. And I've went for the Texans minus 6.5 and over 45.5. Now, I accidentally put this bet on a parlayer shoot which is, when you get 16, it just gives you a set price and it was 6,000 to 1. So, that's what it's give us. It's give us 6,000 to 1. Now, what I should have done is, if I had to put them on separate, not on the sheet, that would give me a total of 31,000 to 1. That would give me a return of nearly 31,000 if that comes in. So, you know, I mean, you might think sometimes bets like them, you think, but I crazy man, putting stupid bets on like that. But the way I look at it is, you know, I'm only putting one reefer book on that. And I could potentially get like quite a lot of reefer books. But, you know, it's better odds than winning the lottery. You know, like the national lottery that thinks the odds of winning them is absolutely ridiculous. But the odds that you get better than winning the lottery, and some of them wins that pretty much every week, you know. So, they can't come in, they can't come in. Oh, I'm hitting up to 20 minutes. So, I'm going to wrap that up. Next week, I will be doing the football function takeover on the Twitch stream on Thursday nights, probably about 8 p.m. UK time. And I will probably be streaming right up to when the first night game kicks off. But what I'm going to do at midnight is then I'm going to be recording this the next episode of grim wages on the stream. So, you know, if you're in there needing to do it, I'll be picking the bets live on stream. And yeah, doing the record and then getting it sent off. That's going to be my routine from now on. I've got no more gigs on Thursdays. I'm definitely not drinking for the week when I've got work the day after I've, you know, I banned myself from doing that years ago. It's just, yeah, I hadn't seen me before for a long time. And yeah, when we, when we get in the pub, we just, we just drink. So, what slogans have I got? Remember, gamble responsibly when the fun stops stop. I don't think there's any others probably is. And yeah, I shall I shall speak to you next week, but I will be dissecting these because I'm going to make sure I screenshot them to see where the failed. We're not into, you know, my wife's going to kill me territory yet, but I need to stack in a couple of wins just to, just to add to me pot so that I'm not having to put me on money in each week. Um, yeah. So have a good rest of your week. Everybody. And yeah, stir fly. Owning a rental property sounds like a dream until you realize how much work goes into getting it ready. 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