Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show
Episode 20: Rocky Campus
(upbeat music) - I got the whiskey. - Let me have a drink here, whiskey. - Gonna get out of here. - My name's Ken and I clean Willy Nelson's under hole. - Under hole. - I know you don't agree, but I think he's the king of country. - Get the fuck out of here. (laughter) - Get out of my studio. - I'm scared. - No, hell no. - From the Ramona Radio Studios, it's the Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show. (upbeat music) - All right, welcome to the show. Travis Billy Ross Outlaw Country Show. Happy Sunday, everybody. We guys all had a good week with me today. As always, sweet curbs. - Hey. - And always the sound master. - Ho, ho. - What up, bro? - What did you call me? - Cory, Cory always says, "Hey, hey." - Hey, hey. - Ho, ho. (laughter) - Hey, hey. - All right, so we eat today. - Isn't there like a college chance that starts that way? - Yeah, something like that. I think it was a cheerleader or something. - A cheerleader or something. - Reminds me of Seven Dwarfs. (laughter) - I hope. Oh, I said, "Hey, no, hi." - Oh, what? All right, so today we've got a really awesome guest, another badass chick. A couple weeks ago, we had Amber from Josie's hideout hanging out with us. Today, we've got Miss Rocky Campus. - Another badass hideout chick. - Another badass hideout chick. How are you doing, Rocky? - I am doing great. I'm glad to be here. - Hell yeah. Thanks for coming and hanging out with us. - How many other hideout chicks are there? You've got, they're all chicks up there. - Yeah. - Don't you have any hideout dudes? - We have one. Well, technically two. - You keep him in the kitchen? He's in the kitchen. - One's in the kitchen and one, they help us with the trash and stuff like that. But for a long time, it was just strictly women. - Wow, that's crazy. - It was a very can-do attitude over here. - That's awesome, that's awesome. - We like it, we like it. - How long have you been working over there at the Josie's hideout? - I've been there for a little over four years now. Started over in COVID and that's when Amber and I were like, let's do. - Did you know Amber before? Like were you guys friends or? - Yeah, so I knew Amber 'cause we both lived in Julian and her and I actually used to work weddings together. - Okay. - She would bartend the weddings and then I'd set up everything and take care of all the guests the whole time. - Wow. - Yeah, so we knew each other, so she called me and was like, hey, and I was like, you know, I do find dining. - Sweet. - I find dining. - I only do bougie joints. - No, honestly Josie's got some good food. - Yeah. - That's the hot dog. - Bacon wrap. - Bacon, the bacon, anything wrapped or bacon is good. - Oh, bacon wrap, bacon on bacon bun. - Anything wrapped in bacon is always good. - Nice. (laughs) - So do you ride? Bucky? - I don't. No, I got my little ones right now, so I mean, I've always grown up with it through all of my family. I mean, my family was even in Duro Racers. My mom was all that kind of stuff and then we went, you know, we were very much included into clubs and different things like that growing up and then now I'm circling back. - Speaking of your mom, she works at Josie's too, yeah? - Yeah, she taught me everything about restaurants since I was a kid that we talked about and she, I was like, I need some help. Like, I can only keep my eyes in so many spots and I was like, and I need someone that I trust and knows what's going on and she was like, "All right, I'll come help you." She's like, "Here." - Nice. - Very cool. - No, your mom's awesome. I remember we got there one day and it had like rained the night before or something and the stage was all wet. - Where'd she have the blower? - Yeah, she brought the blower out. - We were blowing all the water off the stage. It was awesome. She was like, "Here you go." - And she gave us cupcakes. - Yeah, and she gave us cupcakes. - I know, I told her I was coming with you guys today and she was like, "Tell them I say hi!" - Oh, heck yeah. (laughing) So being a bartender at a biker bar, I'm sure you've got some pretty interesting stories. - I've seen a lot and I've heard a lot. (laughing) - We're gonna have a very fun hour. This is gonna be a fun hour, I know, right? - Anybody ever try to come up and do you with a fake ID? - Yeah, I've had that a lot. I mean, you'll get your fair share of like, "Can I show you a picture of it?" No, you cannot show me a picture of it and things like that, but I think my favorite one was, there was a kid that came up to me at a place I worked years ago and he's, all these kids have different state IDs and I'm like, "Man, you gotta pay attention. "You gotta know which IDs are thick "and what's different." And I'm like, "Okay, these are all legit." And then this kid comes up with a California ID and it is not real, it feels like a school ID and I'm like, "That is." That, what? - That's laminated. - Usually, you're supposed to keep the, yeah, you're supposed to keep the ID, right? And I was like, I just looked at him dead in the eye and I go, "Look, I'm gonna hand this back to you." Because clearly this is the first time you've ever used it. - Right. (laughing) - Yeah, I was like, "Put it in." - It's still got the new ID smell. Put it in like a little memento box and just say, "Remember that time I tried." (laughing) - In 20 years, no, you're gonna be like, "I actually tried to use this." Some day you'll be on a podcast, tellin' your fake ID story. (laughing) - The name was MacLuffin. - MacLuffin. (laughing) - Yeah, I was like, "What?" I think the other great one is, I had like this group of, like you could tell it was like the dad and the uncles and then there was like the two sons. And all the dads go first and I'm like, "The kids are hiding out in like the back." And I'm like, "I always tell people you're 12 if you're not 21." And that's just what it is. - You look 12, bro. - Yeah, you look 12, if you're not 21, you're 12. Like, don't even. And these kids are hiding in the back and I'm like, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." I'm like, "I'm gonna need to see some IDs." And so they come up to the front. The first kid shows me his, his is legit. And I'm like, "All right, that's cool." Like, where's yours? - He hands me one, literally. He looks, the picture is not of him. The age, I think he was like 56. And I was like, and it looks just like one of the uncles. And I'm like-- - You're 17, you know? - Yeah, so I sat there and I, so I was standing and then I just ended up like putting up a foot, like on like our back side of the bar. And I was like, "We're gonna have some fun guys." And they're like, "What?" And I'm like, "I'm all, what's your birthday?" He starts giving out random dates. Like, none of them makes sense at all. Like none of them are accurate or am I? And I just keep doing that. I'm all, do it again, do it again. - You didn't do your homework, bro. - Yeah, at the very end, I'm like, "Oh, still not getting a drink, but that was fun." Enjoying you guys, like. (laughing) I mean, I had time, I was bored. - Yeah. I mean, we've all been there. - That would be my favorite part, I think, about being in bartender. It's just fucking people that are like, trying to be dumb. Like, you look 12, but you're, you're right. - He says you're 57 years old, it doesn't add up. - Is this your grandfather? (laughing) - Oh no, you got your grandfather's ID. - Still grandfather's ID, huh? (laughing) I see it all the time, no. (laughing) - I mean, I had one time, like, I hate, like, yeah, we're talking about, you know, people just doing the most wildest things. A guy came in, obviously, and talks to him. Like, I'm not serving you, like, kick rocks, basically. And I'm like, he's like, "Well, I'll take a water." And I go, "That's great." I said, "Go ahead and grab a water." Like, it's all good. And, you know, he decides to tell me, you know, he's like, "Well, I want to pay for it." I'm like, "No, dude, you just need a water." Just take the water, go sit out, you're a dog. - You're a killer, it's fine. - Yeah, like, chill out, you know? - I'm gonna be tree-fitty. - Yeah, and so, he's like, "I gotta pay for it." And I'm like, "All right." So I put it in, he tries to give me, like, a $10 tip on this, like, $1 water I bring up for it, right? And I'm like, "Oh my God." And I can't see what he's doing on the other side. Well, when I flipped it back around and go, "Oh, okay, thank you." Okay, I believe in karma. I was like, "That's a thing." So I spin it around, he gave me a $10,000 tip. - Oh. (laughing) - $10,000, that's funny. - And the machine took it, it's like approved. - It did take it, but I'm a good person. At least I strive to be. And I was like, "All right, I'm gonna cancel this." I was like, "Clearly you're intoxicated, this is not okay." And I'm not gonna accept this. He's like, "How did I do that? "Why did I?" I'm like, "Well, you hit a lot of zeros, "that's what you did." (laughing) And I said, "I'm gonna cancel it." - He fell asleep on the zero. - Yeah, exactly. I'm like, "I didn't even serve you, you just walk in here." And then, so he's like, "All right." So that's the good news, because what's the bad news ago? It's not gonna hit your account again for 10 days. - Oh no. (laughing) - I hope you got groceries at home, friend. - Oh my God. - Right, I'm like, "Oh." - That's amazing, that's crazy. (laughing) - I got a funny tip story. So when we were down in Cabo once, and I hadn't been at the bar most of the day, and I was trying to be a generous tipper, right? But in my head, I had to convert from dollars to pesos and then back to dollars. - Oh, I'm so sick. - And so in that conversion process, I accidentally tipped him like 20 cents. - Oh no. - And we know the bartender, so she calls us, and she's like, "Did Eric actually mean to do that?" That's like, that's worse than not tipping at all. (laughing) - You know, tipping 20 cents is worse than not tipping at all. - That's like, I spit on your face. - That's why my mom was a bartender. - My wife was like, "Oh my God, I'm so sorry." She read down the right tip, when it occurred. - When she was like a teenager and she said a penny is the worst tip like you can get, because it's just like such a, you were sucked or whatever, like a slap in the face of penny. - That's an insult. - I don't know, I think I might have one worse for tip-wise. So everybody that I worked with at this restaurant while I was pregnant, everyone's like, "I'm about to stuck a pillow up my stress and just call it a day." And you know what I mean, I'll get all the good tips too. - Oh, you were killing it, 'cause I was just cleaning it up. - How are you not gonna tip a pregnant way you were at a barter? - Yeah, right. And so, and I didn't wear any of my rings, and I usually always wear all my rings, and I wouldn't wear my rings at work. Well, obviously, I wasn't married or anything like that, but I'm standing there, and everyone's so mean this time. I'm like, "What is happening?" And then I get to this one table that's actually super nice. And I was like, "You know, I just wanna say thank you guys so much," 'cause they could hear everything going around. And I'm like, "I don't much like this was so good." Of course, he doesn't put a tip in. He goes, "This is your tip." He goes, "I will marry you to anyone you need." - Oh shit, something got more. - "I am a pastor, and I will marry you to anyone." That is my tip, that is my gratitude to you, so that way your child doesn't grow up like I'm all, you blaspheme me. - What the hell? - Blaspy, Murray, unwreading, by the way. (laughing) - Oh my God. To me more. - Was that his message? (laughing) - Yeah. - And I was like, "I'm good, you can leave things." I was just congratulating, "Thank you so much, you're such great people, you've been so nice all night." And I'm like, "That's what I get, I'm like, nevermind. Forget tonight." - Wow, that's weird, that's crazy. - I would've accepted the penny at that point. - Right on. So what's your, you like country music, 'cause this is obviously not a lot of country shows. - Yes, I do. - So what kind of, what's your favorite? - Patsy Cline. - Patsy Cline. - Oh, I love Patsy. - Okay, I like Patsy Cline too. - Yeah. - Did you ever watch that movie? - Oh, of course. - And that was me, I liked that part in that movie where they were doing that, that they were driving the cars. What was that, the Derby, something? That was hilarious. (laughing) - I loved that one, and then I loved that. Was it Cole Miner's daughter, because they were friends, Florida Lynn and her. - Yeah. - So when they would come in, and they would show pieces of Patsy, I'm like. - Yeah. (laughing) - Yeah, we'll shoot, let's listen to a Patsy Cline song. (upbeat music) ♪ I go out and walk in after midnight ♪ ♪ Out in the moonlight just like we used to do ♪ ♪ I'm always walking after midnight searching for you ♪ ♪ I walk from my eyes along the highway ♪ ♪ Well that's just my way of saying I love you ♪ ♪ I'm always walking after midnight searching for you ♪ ♪ I stop to see you even with a lion on his pillow ♪ ♪ Maybe he's crying for me ♪ ♪ And as the sky's turned to me ♪ ♪ Nothing whisper to me ♪ ♪ I'm lonesome as I can be ♪ ♪ I go out and walk in after midnight ♪ ♪ Out in the moonlight just hoping you may be ♪ ♪ Somewhere I'm walking after midnight searching for me ♪ ♪ I stop to see you even with a lion on his pillow ♪ ♪ Maybe he's crying for me ♪ ♪ And as the sky's turned to me ♪ ♪ Nothing whisper to me ♪ ♪ I'm lonesome as I can be ♪ ♪ I go out and walk in after midnight ♪ ♪ Out in the moonlight just hoping you may be ♪ ♪ Somewhere I'm walking after midnight searching for me ♪ ♪ In the moonlight just hoping you may be ♪ ♪ Elphira ♪ ♪ Elphira ♪ ♪ My heart's on fire ♪ ♪ Elphira ♪ ♪ As I look like heaven ♪ ♪ Lips like cherry wine ♪ ♪ That girl can soon look ♪ ♪ Make my little light shine ♪ ♪ I get a point in feeling ♪ ♪ Up and down my spine ♪ ♪ 'Cause I know that my old fire was mine ♪ ♪ And I'm singing Elphira ♪ ♪ Elphira ♪ ♪ My heart's on fire ♪ ♪ Elphira ♪ ♪ Giddy up ♪ ♪ Popa, popa, popa, mamamamam ♪ ♪ Giddy up ♪ ♪ Popa, popa, popa, mamamamam ♪ ♪ High on silver ♪ ♪ Can't wait ♪ ♪ Tonight I'm gonna meet ♪ ♪ As the hungry house can fade ♪ ♪ And I'm gonna give her all the love I can ♪ ♪ She's gonna jump and holler ♪ ♪ And I'm saved as my last two dollars ♪ ♪ We're gonna search and find that preacher man ♪ ♪ And I'll be singing Elphira ♪ ♪ Elphira ♪ ♪ My heart's on fire ♪ (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (singing in foreign language) (singing in foreign language) (singing in foreign language) (upbeat music) (singing in foreign language) (singing in foreign language) (singing in foreign language) (singing in foreign language) (singing in foreign language) (singing in foreign language) (singing in foreign language) (upbeat music) (singing in foreign language) (singing in foreign language) (singing in foreign language) (singing in foreign language) (singing in foreign language) (singing in foreign language) (singing in foreign language) (upbeat music) (singing in foreign language) (singing in foreign language) (singing in foreign language) (singing in foreign language) (laughing) We're back. It reminds me of that movie, man. Remember Elvira, that Halloween movie? - The Oak Ridge Boys was my one, the Queen of the Darkness. - Not Elvira, but the Oak Ridge Boys was my uncle's favorite. They played it at his funeral. That was the song Elvira that they played at his funeral. - That was funeral? - Really well. - Wow. - That was his favorite song, his favorite band. - Yeah, the Queen of-- - We can all agree on that, right? The Queen of Darkness. (laughing) (laughing) - I just saw her on TV the other day. She still looks the same. - Dude, I know. - It's been 60 years, bro. She's got to be somebody else's head to have taken over by now. - She's wearing it. - No, that's like Cher. - That's a mask. - Cher's not even real. - Like what I'm saying, Elvira's probably the same. - Cher's not human. - Yeah, she's not human. - She's from another dimension. (laughing) She's from another planet. - They're alien, some positive of it. (laughing) - We're gonna write documentaries about her someday. 130 year old Cher. - Oh man. So Rocky, so we already know the Queen of Country for you is Patsy Claire. - Oh yeah. - What about the King? - Who's the King? - Who's the King? - Conway, Twitty. - Conway? - Oh, yeah. - Okay, yeah. - That's acceptable. - I love me some Conway too. - Yeah, I like that. - Tight-fitting jeans? - Oh yeah. - Tight-fitting jeans, that's the one. - I like that one. Yeah, I'd probably go with that one. - Yeah. One of my favorite Conway-twitty songs is "Lay It Down." - That one, what's the? - That really hits the feels, you know? - Is that one Conway the, hello, darling? - Oh yeah, that's Conway and Loretta. - Loretta? - Yeah, yeah. - And I'm like, damn. - Hello, darling. Nice to see you. (laughing) - Come on. Oh, it's so hot. You got to be confused with "Walk Hard." Hello, darling. - Hello, darling. (laughing) - Hello, Mr. Cox. (laughing) - That's exactly what it was for all that stuff, honey. (laughing) Oh man. So I'm sure you've had a, had a pretty fun, younger day experiences. - Oh yeah. - With our scenes. - Yeah. - What's your beverage? - My beverage, all right. It used to be my ties, that was like my go-to. - Rum. - Then we, yeah, then we decided to go with still rum, Bacardi and we would soak Skittles in the bottle. It turned an awful color, but by the end of it, you got to eat those Skittles and it was great. - Yeah. - I really liked bourbon until I was on top of some turntables and LA at a nightclub and LMFAO was pouring. - Oh yeah. - It better been straight down my throat. - Bourbon. - LMFAO, the band. - Yeah. - All right. No, you can't just glance over this. - Yeah, come on now. Story time. - I went out to... - Rewind. - Yeah, I went out to LA and we were staying out there and the person I went with, they knew the DJ at this club for the night. So we went to the DJ's house. We'd already been drinking all weekend and I was like, oh, all right. Let's, you know, yeah, let's go. I didn't bring club clothes 'cause I didn't know we were going to a club. I was like, I'm gonna chill by the pool. I'm gonna do my own thing that's gonna be rad. So I ended up getting one of those, I had like, you know, like the little tummy center things. They like suck in underneath like a dress or something. Well, I turned that into a skirt 'cause I didn't have much of a choice. And we ended up going to the DJ's house. We ended up partying there. Then I'm like, let's go to the club. And I'm like, all right, let's go. It's like nine o'clock at night now. He's gotta go set up. Then we get the VIP table on stage, sitting there. Everything's great. Well, one of the girls that was with us, her boyfriend was an LMFAO. So then we're sitting there. I'm having a grand old time. And then I was wild back then. And all of our friends in those days would... Oh, my gosh, she says, I was wild back then. Back then, I was. Yeah, that's so different. It's like, oh, she's a mother now. 'Cause I'm a whole 'nother person. But like, I look at it, I'm like, you did that? What's up on a time? We used to hang out with like a group of like 40 people. Like, that was our group. And everybody would get like sent to different clubs for the night. And whoever got on stage first, the night before got to pick what party we went to. So everybody would text into this giant group chat and find out what parties are you going... Like, you know, what did you get us into? We've been to BMX bikers, houses, I mean, Justin Bieber. Like, we've done all the things, Kay. And so you went to the bees? You went to Justin Bieber's house. Or as my niece and nephew column, Justin Bieber. Yeah. And so, I mean, this is a long time ago. (laughing) And so then I'm used to being very competitive and getting on stage first. Well, I was already on stage, so I had to level myself up one more time. So I got on top of the turntables and was having a ball. And then, LMFAO gets like brought in onto the stage and they're having a great time. And they started playing like party rock anthem. And then, bottle of bourbon, because we have bottle of service up there. They're just pouring it down my throat. It ended up being a terrible night for me. And even worse morning, but I was having a good time. And then I wasn't. Rockers having flashbacks, sir? Oh, no. (laughing) Don't jump on these tables. What are they? They're just like red food. Oh, I didn't know anybody's name. I just was going for it. That's the only one I know. So then what happened? You're up on the turntables now? Yeah, they're pouring it down there. I had a great time and then, you know, I ended up getting down. One of the weirdest things I think I would have to say in a crowd experience happened to me that night though, because the DJ started playing some song, like just like EDM kind of style. Like we're in a club, you know? And all of a sudden, I kid you not the entire club. Like there was not one person, including myself, that was not doing this. Everyone started singing, singing in the rain. Who the hell sings that song? Singing in the rain. Singing in the rain. Singing in the rain. Yeah, but it is. At an EDM show. Yeah. And we all just like looked. But that was some like weird version of like an EDM version of it? Or just like straight up singing in the rain. And then everybody started singing, singing the rain. The DJ didn't start doing it. Like it was like the weirdest thing. I've like, the only thing I can relate it to would be like Betelgeuse. Like, you know, where they all get like possessed and start dancing around the table. It's like that. And I was like, dang. Yeah, and then we afterwards, we all went back to his house to party some more to the DJ's house. And we were like, was that weird? Like, and he was like, that was so weird. I don't know what that was. And I was like, I'm like, in a club. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I'm in my 30s now, but like, so I was in my 20s. This is 10 years ago. Who in that age bracket is like-- No, singing in the rain. Yeah, like I'm a movie buff, but like, I would know that. But like, why would all of these 20-year-old no singing in the rain by heart? Like, it was like the weirdest thing I've ever experienced. Like, you're like the old Jean Kelly singing in the rain. Yeah. ♪ What a glorious feelin' on the fire ♪ Yeah. It's like an EDM dance club. Yeah, with people jumpin' around and goin' for it. And all the lights, like, I've never seen anything like that. Wow. That's wild. That is wild. It's aliens. Aliens, again, once again. Right? I don't know. [LAUGHING] Strange stuff. I didn't have singing in the rain, but I do remember going to this. So my friend worked for this dating company. And I can't even remember the name of it. But it was probably 15, 20 years ago. You would come in, you would film a video of yourself. And you'd be like, my name's Kirby. I like taking long walks on the beach and drinking chardonnay and whatever. And then people could review your videos and be like, oh, I want to meet her. I want to meet her. Yeah. So she ended up-- she worked for the company, which is probably not a good thing, because she ended up meeting one of the dating people and dating him. And he lived in Rancho Santa Fe in this beautiful, huge house. He had-- we went to his house to go party. And in his house, he had-- it wasn't a hot tub. It was like a giant walk-in room with a marble tub that just had these spouts that would fill up at his will, like, you know, party room. But he also had this gentleman that lived in his front yard in a Solana Beach trailer. And I believe his name was Frank, if I can remember correctly. And Frank, we were playing pool. And Frank was like, you guys want to come hear me scat? And we were like, OK, sure. So we go out to the trailer, not a trailer. Like, trolley, literally Solana Beach stopped, like, whatever number on the trolley parked in the front yard. And so we walk into the trolley. And it's just like, seat after seat after seat. But like, the last four seats are completely removed. And he's got a bed in there and a keyboard. And this guy, Frank, first of all, is probably 70 years old. It's got a little skull cap on. And he's playing the keyboard. And he literally is just like, skit scat-- like, not even a good scatter. Like, skit scat sculli doo doo doo doo doo. For, like, 45 minutes. And we were just mesmerized. It was the absolute most bizarre experience of my life. How did it go? Skit scats, when they do, like, I don't even know. Skit scat sculli doo, that sounds like that. I mean, it wasn't even, like, legitimate scatting. It was just like this old man that, like, on his keyboard. Just literally crapping all over the place. Yeah, like, literally with four young women and his thing, like, captive to his attention. And he was like, these girls are going to swoon over me after this. No, we went in. We all walked down. We're like, what the fuck was that? Am I on acid? Yeah, look, you're really ready. Did that just really happen? Do we do drugs tonight? That's crazy. Oh, my god. That's great. Oh, man. Hey, Rocky, you've been to Red, White, and Bruce. We've had Dean from Outlaw barbecue there before you. Yeah. He's amazing. Yeah, man. One of our good sponsors. He's the right. No, I'm just kidding. Dean, I love you. I literally try to get there on those nights. Yeah. Yeah, unlike, I'm like, oh, we have to go. You know, this dean has one of those philosophies. He sells what he has, and then he calls it a night. And so, yeah, everybody tries to hurry up and rush there. And he's got to get there. He's got to get there. He's got some interesting marketing strategy. He's like, here's how much I need to cover my costs. And I'm looking forward to the winter months again, because his pot pies were so good. I haven't gotten to try them. Oh, they're so good. He has, like, brisket pot pies. Yeah, one of my friends called me and goes, there's a barbecue guy here. You got to get here now. Yeah. And I'm like, he's like, I'm ordering a plate now. I'm like, OK, so I'm good. I was like, we'll be there in 20. Oh, yeah. We'll give a shout out to Dean. Next time you got an event in your backyard, a party, a wedding, a divorce. Doesn't matter. Give him a call at 858-354-7712. And he will come and barbecue for you. He's the best. The best. The best. The best. I'm from, like, some barbecue. And remember, nobody likes the party with salads. They got to have the meat. Please. Dean's got it. Remember, nobody likes the party with salads. Look at that. They got to have the meat. I sound just like that. Yeah. Let's hope that. Nobody likes it. I thought you recently, the world was improving. Yeah. Don't do it right. Don't do it right. Don't do it right. You're all right, and we'll do it now. All right, I'm going to let you guys get rid of your fit for a while. Get the giggle juice. Get the giggle juice. Get the giggles out. There's a lot of ways of saying what I want to say to you. There's songs and poems and promises and dreams that might come true. But I won't talk of stars, guys. A moonlight on the ground. I'll come right out and tell you I'd just love to lay you down. Lay you down in softly whisper. Pretty love words in your ear. Lay you down and tell you all the things God loves to hear. I'll let you know how much it means just having you around. Darling, I'd love to lay you down. There are so many ways your sweet loves made this house into a home. You've got a way of doing little things that turn me home. Like standing in the kitchen and your fate you've gotten down. With your hair all up in curlers, I still love to lay you down. Lay you down in softly whisper. Pretty love words in your ear. Lay you down and tell you all the things God loves to hear. I'll let you know how much it means just having you around. Darling, I'd love to lay you down. When a whole lot of December's are showing in your face, your burn hair has faded and silver takes its place. You'll be just as lovely and I'll still be around. And if I can, I know that I'd still love to lay you down. Lay you down in softly whisper. Pretty love words in your ear. Lay you down and tell you all the things God loves to hear. I'll let you know how much it means just having you around. Oh, darling, how I'd love to lay you down. Lay you down in softly whisper. Pretty love words in your ear. Lay you down and tell you all the things God loves to hear. I'll let you know how much it means just having you around. Oh, darling, how I'd love to lay you down. Lay you down in softly whisper. Pretty love words in your ear. Lay you down and tell you all the things God loves to hear. I'll let you know how much it means just having you around. There was a third June, another sleepy dusty delta day. I was out jumping cotton, and my brother was bailing hay. At dinner time, we stopped and walked back to the house to eat. And mama hovered at the back door, y'all remember to wipe your feet. And then she said, "I got some news this morning from Chartel Ridge." Today, Billy Joe McAllister jumped off the Tallahatchy bridge. Well, Papa said to mama as he passed around the black eye piece. Well, that Billy Joe never had a lick of scents. Past the biscuits, blue heaps. There's five more acres in the low fall, y'all got to plow. And my mom said it was a shame about Billy Joe anyhow. It seemed like nothing ever comes to no good on Chartel Ridge. And now you're going to tell me Billy Joe's turned off the Tallahatchy bridge. [Music] [Music] [Music] Put a frog down my back at the caroucile picture show. And was my talking to a mctor church last Sunday night. Yeah, you'll have another piece of apple pie, you know, and don't sing right. I saw him at the song that yesterday on Chartel Ridge. And now you're going to tell me Billy Joe jumped off the Tallahatchy bridge. Well, Papa said to me try what's happened to your appetite. I've been cooking all the morning and you haven't done a single bite. That last young preacher from the Taylor, he dropped by the desk. He said he'd be pleased to have dinner on Sunday. Oh, by the way. He said he saw a girl that looked a lot like you on Chartel Ridge. And she and Billy Joe's thrown something off the Tallahatchy bridge. Oh, look out! [Music] [Music] [Music] Here has come, since we heard the news, about Billy Joe. My brother Mary Becky Thompson, they bought a store down in Tuffalo. There was a virus going 'round Papa Cotton and he died last spring. Yeah, now my mom does not seem to want to do much of anything. And me, I still a lot of time picking flowers on Chartel Ridge. And I dropped them into the muddy water on the Tallahatchy bridge. I've dropped them into the muddy water on the Tallahatchy bridge. I've dropped them into the muddy water on the Tallahatchy bridge. [Music] Country music singers have always been a real close family. But lately some of my kin folks have disowned a few others in me. I guess it's because I kind of changed my direction. Lord, I guess I went and broke their family tradition. To get on me want to know, hey, why can't you drink? Hey, why don't you roll smoke? Why must you live by the songs that you've grown? Over and over, everybody made my predictions. So if I get stoned, I'm just carrying on and on. Family tradition. I am very proud of my daddy's name. All those is kind of music and mine ain't exactly the same. Stop and think it over, put yourself in my position. If I get stoned and sing all night long, it's a family tradition. So don't ask me why don't you drink? Hey, why don't you roll smoke? Why must you live by the songs that you've grown? If I'm down in a honky tone, some old slick's trying to give me direction. I say leave me alone, I'm singing all night long, it's a family tradition. I say leave me alone, I'm singing all night long, it's a family tradition. I say leave me alone, I'm singing all night long, I'm singing all night long, it's a family tradition. I say leave me alone, I'm singing all night long, it's a family tradition. I say leave me alone, I'm singing all night long, it's a family tradition. I say leave me alone, I'm singing all night long, it's a family tradition. I say leave me alone, I'm singing all night long, it's a family tradition. I say leave me alone, I'm singing all night long, it's a family tradition. I say leave me alone, I'm singing all night long, it's a family tradition. I say leave me alone, I'm singing all night long, it's a family tradition. I say leave me alone, I'm singing all night long, it's a family tradition. I say leave me alone, I'm singing all night long, it's a family tradition. I say leave me alone, I'm singing all night long, it's a family tradition. I say leave me alone, I'm singing all night long, it's a family tradition. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, little Bosey Bess. That is the son of the king of country, Hank Williams. That's who my king of country is, Hank Williams senior, he was the first one originally. The son of the king. So Rocky you were telling us a story about Pepsi Cola, tell me more. So when I was a kid I used to go and do auditions and stuff like that up in LA, I mean I caught me out of school and I got to take a limo up there to go do a whole bunch of stuff. And one of the times we went up there and it was like this huge convention type of thing. So the first thing that they did is they would round up all these kids and all go into group and you learned how to do runway, you learned how to walk and talk and talk to casting directors and things like that. Apparently you're not allowed to put your hand out first because a lot of them are germ freaks so you cannot touch them if they put out their hand first then you can jig it. Well anyways I'm walking around and you can walk up to any one, like when you get down to the convention hall, any one of the booths and the casting directors are out there and they'll tell you to say something or they'll say no thank you or however you pass out head shots. And I walked up to Pepsi probably like eight or nine. They had just gone, the other little girl was a little bit too old that was doing the Pepsi commercials where they do the voiceovers ever in a saloon. And like I want you to say I like Pepsi, me, I was got all shy. Like me? Yeah. Or like Pepsi. Yeah right? And so I got all shy and I was like I don't know you know. And so then I walked away and I was like nope I'm going back and I was like oh I look. And then about two months later I had asthma as a kid and I would have to be out of school for months and months. The school would send me get well soon cards and stuff so it's like if even if you're under 16 you know you could have that work permit but even if you're younger than that you could have like phenomenal straight A type of thing in order to work and show business. And clearly I wasn't even at school to like be able to learn how to do the homework and things like that then I get the voicemail coming on the house phone. This is so and so from Pepsi and you got it. We want you and I cried and cried and cried and I was so upset about it because I knew I couldn't and then we had because of your asthma. Yeah. So because I wasn't at school. So because that was the next step they were going to check your grades out because I wasn't at school for so long because I literally had to be at home and do breathing treatments all day long and luckily I've grown out of that but then I cried even harder when I'm watching TV on you know our big box big screen back then and I'm like saying they're just watching TV. The one that takes a nuclear reactor to turn it on. Yeah pretty much. The lights dim every time you hit the heart switch. And I'm just pretending like my life is great and everything's fine and it's out of my mind and here comes Britney Spears singing Boy as the Pepsi girl and I was like I beat you. I'm like I need backstage passes to tell her. Oh man. Damn. That's crazy. Love you Britney. But it should have been me. Rocky one. Rocky one. You were first. I was first. So you just need to be. You know that you were number two right. Britney. Yeah. You know that you're number two. It was me. I was the number one pick. You couldn't even say I like Pepsi mean they had a player song. Oh man. That's it. So every time you hear the song you're like triggered. Triggered. But you know the worst part about it and I'm a Britney girl. I do love Britney like whatever. That's so auto-tuned. That's not even her voice. Yeah. Yeah. I play that again and just listen to it. Okay. Imagine her with knives. We're going to get sued by Pepsi. Shit. Oh my god. Should have been me. I love Pepsi. Yay Pepsi. I love Pepsi too. Yay. But this is not her real voice. It's not. It's not her voice. You don't think? No. This might be the way to the other part. Hold on. Do you think so? No. We only have one great non auto-tuned person that was tee-pane. He's still alive so we can't have another one. We can't be graced with someone else. Oh my god. I feel like she had some help. Yeah. That doesn't sound like a -- You don't think that? Yeah. Oh man. Absolutely not. She was the Pepsi girl. No. Honestly, I got to be honest. I'm not a big Britney spiritually. I'm a Britney fan. Well, you're weird. No. I know. Just kidding. It's alright. It's alright. I'm a music loyalist. I'm a music loyalist. You know what? I'm a music loyalist. Well, baby, I feel like I'm talking backwards, dude. From Britney to Pavarotti, I love it all. Oh my god. So I like Pavarotti more than Britney, I'll tell you that. Yeah. So, Rocky, what's your favorite generation of music? Old, new, or like middle, '90s, '80s? I would say '90s. '90s? I would say '90s. I mean, I like my old stuff, but I like my '90s. I'll blast that in the car. I got out of a ticket with Dixiechicks, so that was cool. How's it do that? Wait, what? I was driving all too fast, and I had really awesome breaks, which was cool because the cop was coming towards me, and then he ended up flipping around and coming behind me. And I was in the middle of nowhere. Like, I was, like, past the hideout, like, it was just fields everywhere, and of course I had wide open spaces, and I'm singing my heart out even though it's not good. No one's with me, it's fine. And I, like, paused the radio, you know, can't pull over, and he's coming over, he's, like, "Why were you driving so fast?" And I was, like, "Do you want the honest answer?" And he's, like, "Yeah." I'm, like, "I was listening to wide open spaces, and I got a little tune to it." And he was, like, "What?" And I just, like, touched the radio, so it stops, and it starts blaring perfectly on the chorus. Like, I mean, on point could not have been any better. And he just, like, looked at me, and he was, like, "Oh my God." He's, like, "Can you turn it down and, like, not do this again?" Yeah. Pretty much. This is a great driving song. Just like that, too. Yeah. Yeah. Just like it. I could bring up the karaoke version. Oh, no, it's okay. It's okay. Oh, that's funny. I could do a... A band. No ticket. I'm going to use that one next time. I did. I'm using that first being dirt. But I'm not going to say Dixie Chicks. I'm going to say I was listening to "Born to Be Wild," and I got a little too into it. Better chances with the Dixie Chicks for you. No. Have a little list. I'll be, like, officer. Oh, get out of here. I'm just having a great time listening to the Chicks. Yeah. Lord. Oh, I don't even like it. Then your next show is going to be, like, "So I got a rest of the game." Rest of the game. So about the fifth time I was in jail. Okay. Let's ask you this. He said he's been arrested, Amber said she'd been arrested. Have you ever been arrested? I've been arrested, but I did not have to go to jail. Okay. Let's hear that story because I've never... Some of us have never been arrested. You got restrained for a while or you handcuffed. Yeah. Yeah. We went down to Mexico. We didn't tell any of our family that we were going. Me and one of my girlfriends are meeting up with one of the groups of 40 that I talked about earlier. They're very safe. A lot of them were all MMA fighters. So we felt comfortable going down. They went down often and we were like, "Let's go. Can't tell parents." How old were you? 21. I think. Yeah, it was 21. And we got down there. We had a great time at Cats. And then I don't know where I'm at. I don't know anything. And so then they say, "We're going to Hong Kong." And I don't know what Hong Kong is. Oh, I know what it is. I know nothing. I don't know. What is Hong Kong? I don't see what it is. I can tell you what it is. Yeah, I was going to say we're not going on a cross Atlantic adventure. Yeah. It's a... Oh. It's a... Like a gentleman's club? Kind of. It's a fourth house. Okay. So with that, gentlemen's club. We're going in and this girl, so there's like 40 of us and everyone's dancing their way in. Everything's great. And then we're like in the second half of the line and when we're going, the girl ahead of me brought her school ID and not her real ID. And I was like, "What?" So he's like, "The rest of you are not getting in." And we're like, "What?" Like, "What do you mean?" "What?" So everyone thinks we're just trailing in behind him and we're not. So the rest of us are left outside and my friend's like, "And I was like, "Alright, cover our friend's spoke Spanish." And I was like, "We got to find bathroom for her." They're asking everyone, "No one will let us." Well, she sees these stairs in this hallway that leads up to part of the upstairs of Hong Kong and she sits down and all of a sudden, you know, an accident happens. So as a good friend, I just kind of lean in front of her and I go, "Hey, get yourself together. Try and make it non." And the next thing you know, I'm getting thrown by the federalis to like the ground. And so then she's cuffed and I was like, "Oh my God, like, oh no, this is bad, bad, bad, no one knows we're here, this is going to be terrible." So then I look at one of my buddies, I go, "What do you got to do? You got to rest around here. You just all pick your pants." And I was like, "I'm like, "Okay, well, I don't have to do that." Like, what's next thing? He's like, "Well, I guess in decent exposure or you can, before we can say anything else." I took off my shirt and just handed it to the federalis and put out my fists. And she's like, "What are you doing?" And I was like, "You're not going alone." I was like, "And I most certainly am not going back to tell your mother that you got to rest in Mexico and I left you there." Like, "We're in this together." And so then it turned into, I was going to say, "Rocky's like a girls girl, I love it." Yeah, so then it became the joke from then on that Rocky will really give you the shirt off her back, like, you know. And so after that, I think we might have found the only straight cop in Mexico because they're trying to pay for us to get out of it and he's like, "Are you trying to pay us off?" Really cool. Either way, we just made this real bad or we're going to have to pay a lot more. No, we're asking you to go around the corner and donate it to your local charity, you know? That's what I was going to do. Can you give me a favor and just take this to the... Yeah, after a few hundred dollars later, they ended up hailing a cab for us, throwing us in it, and then they're tapping on the window for us to roll it down, we're still cuffed, so we're rolling down the windows because you have to crank them. And we stick our hands out, they uncuff us, and then they told us and then they also told border patrol, our border patrol for the U.S. that we're never allowed in Mexico ever again. Yeah. Have you been back since then? No, that was good enough. My boyfriend tries to get me to go down and he's like, "Fine, they won't remember." I'm like, "And if they do..." There's no way. That's not. You don't understand what happens. I know enough Spanish to get me in trouble, not enough to get me out. Yeah, I know. Me too. We figured that out when Amber was here. Oh, no. What was that? Sweet Curbs lost that episode, and she had to speak into Spanish, she didn't do very well. Well, speaking of us, like... You say "Nombre yes, Kirby." That's all I remember. Survey, sir? Oh, are you doing this? I can ask that. I can ask where the library is. Don't be a style of bibliotheca. I don't know that one. Lebibliotheca. Bibliotheca. Your shoulders? Your ombre. That's the same thing. Because I try to re-link ombre. Or ombre. Alright, so I asked you during the break if you wanted to do some name that tune. Alright. And you said, "You're down." I will try my very best. Alright. What decade would you like to... '90s? '90s? Please. Whoa, whoa. Now we only do country. I'm down. I will do my bad best. Alright, well, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to sit this one out. I was going to say. Do you want to sit this one out? I can't. No, he went on the floor. Are you kidding me? Okay, no, I'll be. Don't be a bitch. I know. So he cares. Well... Coughlet has been thrown. Birds are flying around the studio right now. No. Alright. You want '90s country? '90s country. '90s country. So let me break it down real quick. I'm going to play a song. You say your name. That gets my attention. Uh-huh. Just give me the art of story of the title. Okay. If you get one, I'll give you five more seconds to get the other part for a possible two point. Okay. That's it. Do I forfeit the first point? No, no, no. If you get the one, you get the one. Okay, cool. Alright, wait. Where's Cassie? We need to score. I got a little notepad here. You got it? Yeah. I don't trust you. Here's a pen. I don't trust you either. This bullshit. Oh, yeah. Peace be to her. You guys come out at me. I'll keep score. I definitely don't trust you. I'm going to win. Eric can do it. All of a sudden, just rose infinitely. So who's the best at this game, typically? Sweet curves. Alright. She kicks my ass most of the time, but I did win a couple of times. Couple, whatever. Alright. Are we ready? We're going to do this. But '90s, this is terrible. This is '90s country. Alright. So say your name, if you know the answer, say your name, and then say whatever is the artist or... And you can say if you don't know the artist and you know the song or vice versa, like just rock me in. You can give me one of them. Yeah. Okay. Alright, here we go. I'm shuffling the tunes. You ready? I don't know who sings if I don't song. Alright, yeah. Alright, we're going to give you five more seconds. Kirby? Go ahead. Is it Shelley, right? Oh, I have to turn it. But I don't know. Alright. Oh, Kirby! Hey, I'm tellin' us. Maybe it'll look after. Oh, geez. There you go. Mighty. This bullshit. So, I'm going to get going. Okay. Yeah. Thanks for the invite. I'll leave it. Alright. We're ready for you guys. Yeah. You know. Here's the next one. Alright. Five more seconds. Nobody, Aaron Tippin, Orchid Man's PhD, I knew it. Alright. Next time can we do movie quotes? Yes. I'm good as that too. Yes, that'd be a good one. Ooh, that'd be a good one. I like that idea. Yeah. Movie quotes. There you go. Alright. My family makes me play on my own team for movie games. All by yourself. It's your family against you. Yeah. It's funny. Here we go. Rocky. Go ahead. Jodie Messina. Oh, I should have waited. Kirby. Go ahead, Kirby. That's Carolina. Nope. Nope. Tales, California. Nope. Oh, man. I feel like we tied on that one now when we were talking about it. Did you know the name of it? I'm getting jerked around. Do you think the name of it? I'm getting jerked around. Yeah, dude. There's one 90s, the only 90s song I know. That's it. Jodie Messina. I feel like I'm getting jerked around here. Alright. Here we go, shit. No. Kirby. Kirby. Tim McGraw. Something like that. Here we go. Alright, here we go. I know this one. Kirby. Go ahead. Jodie Messina. Doing alright? It was. How you doing Travis? I love this song. To this day, I can still see the CD. Yeah. The black one. And the white t-shirt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, man. Hey, good there, buddy. I'm just sipping whiskey here. I'm good. I'm enjoying it. I would love for you. I'm above the below. I'm below the below. I'm stuck in the middle where money gets tight, but I guess I'm doing all of it. Our love for you is not depending on whether you win the show, just so you know. My love is. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. I'm going to win this one. Here's the next one. Oh. Rocky. Go ahead. X's and O's. Tricia, you're one. Yeah, girl. Alright. Alright. Two points. Alright. Here we go. Good morning, honey. Five seconds. Kirby. Travis. Alan Jackson. No. Kirby. Go ahead. It's small town Saturday night, but I don't know who sings it. Oh, I don't know who sings it. Diamond Rio. How catch him? How catch him. I didn't know that. Right. You got a point on that one. So you got time for about three more, three more. Five seconds. Kirby. Go ahead. Something is not in the title. No, hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Do the reason why I eat drinks, wear and lie. No. No. I know this song. No idea. It's Michael Peterson. No. It's still alive. Alright. Next song. I got to give you credit. Although no points. That's fine. Because like you knew something. No, fair. No, fair. No, fair. But anyway. Alright. Here we go. Five seconds. Five seconds. Kirby. Go ahead. Torx and then. Travis. Toby Keith. Travis. I said Travis. Toby Keith. I said Travis. Toby Keith. There you go. No. Nope. Got nothing. That is not the title. Nope. Oh. Nope is not the title. So I get one point. Yay. Alright. Last song. You ready? Alright. Rocky. Go ahead. When you say nothing at all. There you go. Oh. What is her? Allison. Allison. Kirby. Kirby. I don't know. Oh. There you go. You both get a point. Alright. That's it. My friends. Jesus Christ. Thank you for the ass whipping. Y'all. I would have brushed up some if this was like. You did good. So here's the score. Alright. Travis. Yeah. One. I know. Just skip that. Kirby got nine. And Rocky got four. Alright. Here you go. Kirby got nine. Nine. Got dang dude. Nine points. Whatever. Alright. Movie clothes next time. I'll do it. I like it too. Hey. That sounds like a fun one. Movie clothes. Alright. We got a lot. We got a lot Rocky. Alright Miss Rocky. Thank you so much for hanging out with us on this beautiful Sunday afternoon evening. Whatever you want to call it. I had a blast. You going to come back and hang out with us again? I would love it. I would love it. No we got to get Rocky back for movie quotes. I feel like we would do good. Alright. Yeah, yeah. We'll bring her back. Are we doing a charades? That would be a little hard on the podcast. It's a little hard on that. But it might be entertaining if we could just do sound effects. She said two words. First word is. It sounds like. No. We're out on Rocky. Well you are always welcome back anytime. I'm not sure. I'm sorry. I'm not sure. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It sounds like a lot. You're welcome back anytime. Thank you so much for hanging out with us. Have yourself a great rest of your evening. And God bless you. Thank you guys. Love you. Love you. Oh, me dear. You've drawn up the crime. Oh, my strong webs could never be fine. What's being said between your heart and mine? Let's smile on your face. Let's me know that you need. There's a truth in your eyes saying you never need me. The touch I'm in says you catch me. Never I fall. You say this. When you say nothing at all. Let's smile on your face, let's me know that you need me. There's a truth in your eyes saying you never need me. The touch I'm in says you catch me. Never I fall. You say this. When you say nothing at all. When you say nothing at all. You say this. You say this. When you say this. You know that you're in says you catch me. You say this. You say this. You say this. He was working through college on my grandpa's farm. I was thirsty for knowledge. And he had a car. Yeah, I was caught somewhere between a woman and a child. But rest the summer we found love growing wild. On the banks of the river on a well beaten path. It's funny how those memories they last. Like strawberry wine. It's 17. The heart you loved knew. Saw everything. The first case to love. Whoa, bittersweet. The rain on the vine. Like a strawberry wine. I still remember. When 30 was old. My biggest fear was September. When he had to go. A few cards and letters and one long distance call. We drifted away like the leaves in the fog. The year after year I come back to this place. Just to remember the taste. A strawberry wine. It's 17. The heart you loved knew. Saw everything. The first case to love. Whoa, bittersweet. The rain on the vine. Like strawberry wine. The fields have grown over now. Years since they've seen the blood. There's nothing time has untouched. Is it really him or the loss of my innocence? I've been missing so much. Yeah. A strawberry wine. It's 17. The heart you loved knew. Saw everything. The first case to love. Whoa, bittersweet. The rain on the vine. Like strawberry wine. The seventh in. The heart you loved knew. Saw everything. The first case to love. Whoa, bittersweet. The rain on the vine. Like strawberry wine. Like strawberry wine. The first case to love. Whoa, bittersweet. The first case to love. Whoa, bittersweet. Saw everyone. [music] [music] [music] [music] I bet you never heard of Mars so tellin' 'em say. Miss Kitty, have you ever thought we're runnin' away? Settlein' down, would you marry me? If I ask you twice and beg your pretties? The seat I've said yes in New York. Many, they never tied the knot. His heart wasn't in any store. Kiss as he rode away. Me and everyone just had her. At Kitty's place. I should've been a cowboy. I should've learned the road ride. We're in my six year ridein' my pony on a cat 'n' drive. Stealing in young girl's hearts. Just like Jean and Roy. Singin' those campfire songs. Oh, I should've been a cowboy. I might've had a sidekick with a fun 'n' name. Running wild through the hills. Chasing, just a change. Vending up on the brink of danger. Riding shotgun for the Texas Rangers. No extra man. Haven't you been told? California's full of escape. Wamin' and go sleepin' out all night. Beneath the desert stars. Dreamin' my eye and a prayer. In my heart. I should've been a cowboy. I should've learned the road ride. We're in my six year ridein' my pony on a cat 'n' drive. Stealing in young girl's hearts. Just like Jean and Roy. Singin' those campfire songs. Oh, I should've been a cowboy. I should've been a cowboy. I should've learned the road ride. I should've been a cowboy. I should've been a cowboy. I should've learned the road ride. I should've learned the road ride. I'd be wearin' my six year ridein' my pony on a cat 'n' drive. Stealing in young girl's hearts. Just like Jean and Roy. Singin' those campfire songs. Oh, I should've been a cowboy. Yeah, I should've been a cowboy. I should've been a cowboy. Oh, yeah, good old Toby Keith. Man, what a cool guest we just had on our show with us today. You got girls got stories. Good rocky campus, man. She's plenty chef. She's badass. She's so fun. I love rocky. She's a badass. She's one of the badasses. What was that? Well, you said last week, Lib, Elbiff? Oh, h-h-l-i-c. Head, you know, hot lady in charge. She's one of them, too. She's the head lady in charge. I think she manages shit up there, doesn't she? She's the general manager, yeah. She's the general manager, and then we had Amber on a couple of weeks ago with the owner of that place, which is pretty cool. All right, so we're back to normal. We have our amazing cat. Normal is back. Normal is back. [laughter] Nobody's ever called me that before, thanks, Charles. We're back to normal. No, I'm sad. I missed Rocky. I got to see her kind of on the way in the way out, but I'm sitting here looking at my score board keeper, and I even missed the name of that two in session. We don't even just score board. I won. Sweet curbs. Normal. I'm shocked. We're going to start roofie and Kirby board all of these. That'll make me even better. Go ahead. We're going to make sure she gets two. Stop how? I believe her. I do. She'll be like that scene in old school when he blacks out, and he's like, what happened? Was it good? Did we do it? We did it. We did it. It was amazing. Did I win? Did I win? [laughter] Okay, I have to ask, though, because I didn't get to hear. Who is her king of country? Conway. That's acceptable. Conway, Twitter. She didn't say George Strait. We will allow her to come back. [laughter] We have nominated her to be Kirby's stand-in. Kirby could never for some reason make it into the studio. For some reason. I would allow that. I like Rocky. I don't like the sound of any of this. [laughter] I know. I don't like the negative energy that you just threw up there. I'm like, for some reason, Kirby can never make it back into the studio. I'm like, no, not never. Just like one time. What if I got that late haircut? I was going to make it out. Or she got sick or something. Kirby's on vacation. She's in Bermuda. By herself, and I'm here. I got the 19. I can't make it in. You better bring Rocky, because I'm going to Bermuda. [laughter] Hey, I got to give a shout out to Ramona Family Naturals. Yeah. We love you. We appreciate you. Live music every Thursday. Brunch every Sunday. Dirty confetti. Oh, sorry, go ahead. No, dirty confetti is not on Sunday. No, Thursdays. Every Thursday, though. Come on. Can I finish? Yes. We love you Ramona Family Naturals. Thank you. We appreciate you. All your go-to needs for organic, vitamins, healthy food options. And chocolate. Where we need chocolate. Chocolate. Absolutely. Everything. You were eating it earlier. It was like cheese or something. Oh, my gosh. It's brie bites. There are little mini wedges of brie that they sell in a five pack, and they're amazing. Ramona Family Naturals. I do love you. I love you. I love you about this. Now I do. That's going to be a problem. That's so good. What kind of cheese is that? Brie. Brie? I don't like that. I didn't know that that was a cheese. I don't know. I'm not a cheese guy. That's not a lot country guy. Clearly, we're going to have to work on your cheese sophistication. Not really a cheesy cat kind of guy. Because Travis didn't say if it was sharp cheddar, let me know. [laughter] You know what? I don't understand cottage cheese. Oh, I like that. I love cottage cheese. You know what's good? Everything bagel seasoning. I might have just-- I can dig it. Yeah. I can dig it. You know what's good? Cottage cheese with Doritos. Sounds weird, but it's actually really fantastic. No, it is. It's fantastic. You dip it in cottage cheese. How do that? I try it. I'm not like cottage cheese. I don't like cottage cheese. Which is why I keep it on hand. It's kind of like a lumpy, kind of like a, what is it? Tappioca. Maybe it's a texture thing. No, Tappioca is like rice. You don't like Tappioca either. I love Tappioca. Do you? Yeah, actually. With the chunk? Yeah. What's rice? It's not chunk. It's little balls. It's mini boba for those of us who are under the age of 40. Is it rice? No, that's rice pudding. They make rice pudding. What is the little turkey stuff in Tappioca? It's tappioca, I guess. It's a thing. I thought it was like rice. Yeah, it's like a mini gelatin. It's tappioca. It's a root. No, I don't like it either. It's a root? I don't like it. Okay. I do like remotify the natural, though. I do love remotify the natural, though. Tappioca is a starch extracted from the cassava root. Cassava. Cassava. I've heard of that. Dude, that makes spit beer out of that. What? Spit beer? What the hell is that? Spit beer? No, that does not sound appealing. There was a fabulous show. The Drunk Travel. What was it called? It was a travel show, but the guy went around and got drunk. There's three sheets. Three sheets. Yes. Three sheets. Oh, no, no. It's another one. It was Booze Traveler. Booze Traveler. Booze Traveler. Oh, Booze Traveler. They're going to just get shit. Well, that's what three sheets was. He would go to whatever country, and he would just drink and drink and drink. And then the next morning, he would go around all the cars. You do hangover cures. Yes, all the hangover cures. Yeah, yeah. It was such a great show. I don't know. That's my mode of trauma. The one that I didn't get was the gong upside the head. Like, that was the hangover cure. Like, oh, I don't think so. Well, your head couldn't hurt anymore, so. Bang. Oh, man. You know what? I got a really good hangover cure. Don't drink? No. Come on. I'm like, I'm pretty sure you've met your boyfriend. Now you're just being silly. I know, sorry. Yeah. Shit and rainbows and... Watch your hangover cure. You're gonna have some weird stuff. Watch your hangover cure. All right, hangover cure, and it's a weird thing. It's just coconut water. Oh, coconut water is great. Coconut water. Electralites. Yeah. If I drink, like, if I feel... I don't really get hungover anymore in my older age. That's not true. Go ahead. When have I ever been hungover? You've known me. There's been a couple of times. You're... A mild headache. No, there's been a couple of times. I wake up and I'm maybe sometimes still drunk. That I see. All you need for that is you've seen. That I had seen. And all you need for that is just a beer or a... Usually you're a beer. A beer or a blood, I guess. The beer or the dog, if you will. But coconut water works really good. There's a reason we have guest rooms. Thank you, gentlemen. No. We've definitely used the... We have fun on this show. The guest rooms here a couple of times. Good stuff. So, Eric, I see you've got an electric bike out there. That's not a bicycle. That's a motorcycle. It's a motorcycle. It's not a motor. It's an electric motorcycle. There we go. That's what it is. It's an electric motor cycle. It's called a... What is it called? It's made by a company called Zero. Zero motorcycles. Zero. Zero. Zero. I don't know what the model is. F-Zero. One or something like that. Okay. Cassie, have you ever been on the back of that bike? No. No? I did gave you a ride around the corner once. Did you? Is that a euphemism for something? I like pervious thoughts, but... I give you a ride around the corner. I give you a ride around the corner. No, we were at main stage. Some more than once. We were at main stage. She had parked like a block away or something like that. Oh, you had to give her a ride to the car? Yeah. I just give her a ride around the corner to her car. Yeah. 'Cause we had driven separately. Okay. So, he sat on the back for a little bit. That's what he said. I... Yeah. Maybe you were on your drink of choice. Perhaps. We were at main stage going on. Riding the lightning. No. We didn't know what she did. She probably slept in a car. Well, she could... Yeah. Well, yeah. She was fine. Who knows? Yeah. Very gave me some coconut water. Yeah, it's my all-electro motorcycle. All-electric motorcycle. I gotta be honest with you, man. I rode that thing for a minute and it's kind of scary. It's a little scary. It's quiet and it's really fast, but I'm a Harley guy. Yeah. And, uh, yeah. I would like a Harley maybe someday. You should get a Harley, dude. Yeah. It'd be fun for about 20 minutes. We have one we can sell you. Wait. Wait. That's the first time that's ever come out of his mouth. You rolled gold wings for two years. Oh, I've written all lots of different restaurants. Yeah. 'Cause I had a gold wing for a long time. Yeah. I have two Harleys. I can only ride them one at a time, though. But... Travis, he's a stunt writer. He does one foot on each. One foot on each. So disappointed right now. Well, you can't shift gears. I'd have to grow another leg or something. You did too. We're gonna go down a rabbit hole here. That's not good. So, have you ever been on a Harley? I have, yeah. Yeah. You wrote it yourself? Yeah, I rented one for a weekend, rode it all around Utah. Oh, okay. Up in the canyons of Utah. That's a good place to ride. They got like open roads. Oh, it's beautiful. Yeah, it's beautiful. What model is it? I couldn't tell you. I don't remember. You don't remember. It's a soft tailor. I bet it was a sport. I bet it was a sport. Look at you. No. Just name it off fucking bikes. A fat boy. Yeah. I'm like, do I have two wheels? I might rent more. I might rent more. I might rent more. I might rent more. It might have been a fat boy. It was a pan head. It was a pan head with a pan. A pangers. No, I don't know. I wish I could remember. I don't know. It was kind of a pseudo touring bike. I don't know what it was. What does touring bike mean? Because I don't know a lot about bikes. It's like a cruiser. You can go on distance. Comfortable. It's got the back. Like those? Yeah, it's got like the storage. So I call those the Cadillac of bikes. Yes. Yeah, I literally ride in private. I love a Harley cruiser. So I earned my iron butt patch. You know about the iron butt patch? Iron butt patch. No, I got to hear this. Yeah, it's an iron butt. It's a thing. You can submit and you get qualified as an iron butt writer. It's been a while. Yeah. This is a real certification. It is. All right, my 12 year old boy. Yeah. So I did it on my gold mine. Iron butt. In 24, inside of 24 hours, I rode from Crescent City, California. Okay. To Central Oregon. Where's Crescent City? Like about ish. Oh, it's probably about four hours south of Oregon. Okay. In California. It's up in the kind of the Redwoods area. Okay. So it was Crescent City/Eureka area. Okay. And I rode, so I woke up at five o'clock in the morning. And I started riding from there. I dropped, my daughter was with me. I drove her up to Central Oregon. Dropped her off at her grandparents and drove all the way to Palm Springs, California. Nonstop. And I did. So I forget what the miles are. I mean, when you say nonstop, like only stopping these miles are the hours. And the way it works is the way it works is they have two types. They have one number of miles inside of, I think, 12 hours and the numbers of miles you can ride in 24 hours. And it's like a thousand miles. You have to do a thousand miles or something like that inside of 24 hours. Well, who's they? It's whoever is. It's just that. I bet you. It's the same. It's the fair association. Yeah. I had never ridden on a motorcycle until I met Travis. It's called the Iron Butt Association. And we went on a ride and we went, I mean, we probably only rode for six hours. We went all over San Diego. But I was like, dude, I'm so sore like my butt hurts. Like, so that's legit to go for a thousand hours. Okay. And I don't know what kind of bike you were riding on either because that makes a huge difference. Much back. It's a dina. It's a dina. It's like a road King. Yeah. A little bit shorter. It's a comfortable bike. It's comfortable. But it's for someone that's never been. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we have, they have, so I'm on their website. It's called the Iron Butt Association, the world toughest motorcycle riders. Wow. And so they have a lot of these certifications. Hey, I want an Iron Butt patch to it. I got the saddle sore 1000. It needs to do that. My head has been sore. Yeah. My head has been as one of the world's toughest motorcycle riders, FYI. Yeah. It's been over 1000 miles and under 24 hours. I got to tell you, I rode all the way from here to Panama City, Florida, the first day we went from here to El Paso, Texas in one day. And you only stop for fuel though? Screw the iron thing. I just have to submit. I've got a golden ass. I need a golden ass. Mine's not iron. It's gold. Much instant. I will tell you gold is softer than iron. You know. Just shout out. Tell my family. Well, that's good. I got a titanium ass then that's only said platinum, whatever it's like. But now Travis, you remember what that writing was, right? Oh, yeah. That's 723 miles. 723. But that's in one shot. That's what he said. 1000. You got to go 1000 miles inside of 24 hours. All right. So we went the next day. We got a hotel and then we. It's not 24 hours. That's 24 hours because we got in a hotel. We slept with 24 hours. Yeah. He slept for what? Two hours. So let's say you left San Diego. So what? Five a.m. We did five a.m. That's exactly when we left. You got to El Paso. Yeah. It was probably like 10 at night. Okay. And then we napped and then we got up at about 430. Yeah. And then rode whatever. So where? All the way to Panama City, Florida, through Texas. What time did you get to Panama City, Florida? Well, the problem is if you. So you had only until five a.m. the following morning. Oh, that's so nice. That's the point. Okay. So let's do this. Within 10 days, I drove 5,000 miles, 10 days. That's a lot. That's not one day, though. That's a lot of writing, though. That is a lot of writing. I'll give you a bronze butt patch. And you're averaging 500 miles a day. That's a hell of a lot. Yeah, I know. I'll give you bronze. No, I won't. So you are. You are halfway there. We don't get there. I need titanium. Looks like we're gonna have to go on a trip then. Sorry. I think you're still gold. No, you know, you know what we need to do some time, dude? You need to get a real bike and get rid of that little electric thing and it only goes 50 miles. And we need to go to Arizona to get some Waffle House. I've already had Waffle House. That's what I mean. Whatever, dude. Yeah. No one got in the fight. I was super, like super 100 miles. I mean, it's not why you go to Waffle House. It was like 3 o'clock in the afternoon. Oh, you should have gone at 3 o'clock in the morning. That's just like an hour outside of our way home. We can all talk over each other now and relax. Can everybody all worked up? We're getting worked up over the Waffle House. Okay. Waffle House fights. Yes, we need it. Have you ever looked up those Waffle House fights on YouTube? No. It's like a whole page for just for Waffle House fights. It feels like the people of Walmart, but it's like the Waffle House. Yeah, it's like that. Let's play a song. Let's play a song. We come back where you talk Waffle House fights. Hey, you know what you need to find? The Waffle House jingle. They have a Waffle House jingle. They do. They have a Waffle House jingle. Look, look, that's shit up. We got it. We got it. We got it. We got it. Come on into the Waffle House. So come on in. You're right. You're right. Get in the fire. You might get pancakes. We don't know. They don't do pancakes. They do waffles. Come on. Get a wrap. You might get it. See, Kirby doesn't have to lose. You're going to play a song. Sorry. You guys are out of control. All right. We're going to let you guys all collect yourselves here. All right. We're going to let you guys all collect yourselves here. We're going to let you guys all collect yourselves here. We're going to let you guys all collect yourselves here. We're going to let you guys all collect yourselves here. We're going to let you guys all collect yourselves here. 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[Music] I keep a close watch on this heart of mine. I keep my eyes wide open all the time. I keep the ends out for the tired at times. Because you're mine, I walk the line. [Music] Sweet curbs because you're mine. I walk the line. Thank you. All right, so we figured it out what we're going to do. We've got Eric Iron-ass with us here. Yeah, that's his name. Iron pony, Iron-ass. Iron butt. Eric Iron-ass, go for it. That's your name from Noah. All right, so. You can call me worse than that. [Laughter] That's going on like your leather. Actually, with his, you know, like eye smack. There's a lot of ass smack in the happen. Especially with your-- Yeah, me and sweet curbs. We don't even know what goes on behind closed doors. I'm just saying. No, there's a lot of guys around town that are like buddies and they all come up and smack each other on the ass. Yeah. It's pretty frequent that someone breaks a hand. I'm going to ask, I'm going to ask Smacker. Who smacks your ass, babe? Eric does. Eric does sometimes. You're going to say me, I met men. Tony, my good friend, Tony. Your boyfriend, Tony Haper? Tony Haper. Boys smack each other's ass. We smack each other's ass. He's playing baseball. That was like a normal thing. That's what you do. Good job, boom. Smack on the ass. Are you still in Little League? Are you 40 some years old? Whatever. I think I have a text from Travis. We were gone one time and he says, "Smack is ass for me." I did. You did. I swear to God, I have that text. You don't want to ask for me real quick. Kirby, this is coming from, there isn't a man on the planet that doesn't know women go around feeling each other's books. I'm just kidding. That's why we go to the bathroom together. Just to clear up any confusion. That's what we're doing. We're in the bathroom together so we can feel each other's boobs. You just walk up to each other. Hey, how's it going? I had a present. How was your Tuesday? A little bit. A little bit. A little bit. How cool would that be though if you saw that? I'll be like, "I love that." And as sleepovers, we use pillows that have feathers that fly all over. Oh yeah. We were t-shirt in underwear. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. We totally do. Like tank top white t-shirts. I was just thinking of different pillows on the floor. We're taking each other's boobs. We're touching each other's boobs. Can you imagine if guys just like flaps each other's balls? Like ew. Yeah. No, we would never do that because they're hurting. That's the thing. Not only that would hurt. That's not a turn on to any woman. As all men are like, "Oh yes pillow fights and movie touching." That's amazing. Oh, you're having a sleepover? Yeah. Can I come? I'm like. Yeah, but where are your best heighty whiteies, Eric? Ew. I got my fruit of the loams on. We want to see everything. (laughter) My tidy whiteies. No, I want to see the underroos. Where are the Batman ones? Oh man, underroos. Everybody's fine. Everybody has a Batman symbol on your butt. Yeah. That was fun. Yeah. Everybody had underroos. Right, underroos. So anyway, what we're going to do, Eric's going to trade in his sissy bike electric thing and get a Harley or get a cruiser. I'm going to get a cruiser. And we're going to do the 1,500 miles in 36 hours. 36 hours. And what do we get for that? Do we get at least a titanium-ass or tungsten-ass? You get a congratulations, you made it. Iron's tough. It's iron. Yeah, it's iron. No, but they give you a different title. Is it rusty? But I mean, do you do it? Yeah. Iron's a thing of iron. Is there something we can put on our mantle? No, nothing. Yeah. Well, it's bragging, right? What we'll do is we'll have our butts cast in plaster. OK, we're going to have shrunk on here in a few weeks. Yeah, you'll have. We'll have one of the shrunk statues. Well, you might want to ask Mary if it's like, can we, like, bare-ass? Like, can we just take a picture and skin it? She's good. She's good. But we should do a TBR outlaw country show, group ride, of people that can do 1,500 miles in under 36 hours. Dude, I'm down, bro. Yeah, and that just means it's just stopping for fuel. No breaks, no, like, rest your legs. Whatever you want. As long as you record 1,500 miles in 36 hours, you want to take a nap under an oak tree? Take a nap under an oak tree, but yeah. Kirby and I will meet you at the end. Yeah, they do reset the bar. Take in this printer van. Yeah. We'll be at the bar. No, you all need to follow behind us so we can pick up all of the parts on a fancy bike. I'm like, yeah, we're going to be there. We can show up like lost and found. I don't know whose bike this came off of, but this is where you can tap on the side of the road. I have chrome. I have plastic. I have metal. Who's this is? I've got two tooth fillings. I don't know. I found a tooth filling. We're the lost and found. My tooth filling vibrated out. All right. We're going to start making plans for that. Good. I'm down. I'm going to do that in the fall of 2025. Okay. That's basically this time next year. All right. Let's reach out to like Amber or Rocky. Yeah. That could be a hell of a long of a poker run. Oh, it's going to be rad. Oh, we got something happening. All right. So we're going to start the ride from Josie's hideout sometime in the fall of next year. Yeah. And we'll come up with a route and it'll be 1500 miles and 36 hours. 1500. I feel like we should do it like in the beginning of next year, like news day we take off. So that's only like three months away. I know. Get your butt, do some squats. Yeah. That's like those guys being a lot of squashing. I think it would be kind of cool to see 100 motorcycles. Just all trying to get the 36 hour run. Cool, man. Who knows? Anyway, we got some 150 miles away from here or from Josie's. Like what? Well, I'm sure there's a lot of things you got to pick what destination you want to go to. You can't go west. Well, last chat GPT. Yeah, we got really good. We're not going to Mexico. No, it's got to be in the United States. And I don't suggest going south. So you got you got north or east from here. North East. That is one of our limiting factors. So we do 700. Rocky is not allowed in Mexico. We discovered that last hour. Yeah. Oh, yeah, she's banned from Mexico. We have a friend in Mexico that's not allowed in the U.S. anymore. That's a different story for a different day. Maybe they could exchange their day. For a day initially. Houston, Texas is 1500 miles away. Clarence, are you here in this? That's by air, but that's by air, which would make it longer. It's longer because that's just the coronavirus. So if we can get from Ramona to Houston in under 36 hours, we win. Okay, we'll be in Houston. Oh, we're totally doing that. Yeah. All right. What are we doing coming back? Well, y'all got to get back somehow. We're going to hire people. That's an Irish story. It has a lovely cushy van. Let's go ahead and get a plane and put the bikes on the plane. There you go. There we go. I got a van. Mine can go in the van, so. I could fit mine in that van, too. All right. They're going to make us drive a U-Haulkers. We can't do it. All right, we'll figure it out. We're doing it. We're doing it. I think we got something cooking. Yeah. I think we got something cooking. That's a great song. We got something cooking. Something cooking. What you got? Hey, good looking. Yeah. All right. We can go to Houston. Oh, man. All right. Houston, it is. We're on. Sometime in 2025. All right. In 2025, we are going to make a motorcycle ride from here San Diego Ramona to Houston takes. Yeah. In 36 hours. In 36 hours. That's a lot of riding. I'm in, bro. All right. Okay. Are we going to broadcast along the way though? Is there a way to do that? Check in? Yeah. I have to do the broadcasting though because they have to ride. Yeah. We got to ride. So. I got to ride. That's even better. Dang it. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Yeah. Do you hear that? Colleen. Colleen. I think it might have been picked up. That was a good one. That's curbs night. Cheers in here. All right, man. That's going to be fun. All right. It's about that time you guys. Is it? Oh, shit. We're doing it again. All right. All right. Because we've got a level that's playing field a little bit. Basically, I win too much. That's true. That's true. I still think you're going to win. Kirby's going to win on this one. Kirby's a damn machine. We'll see. When they told me the subject, I said Kirby's still going to win this. We'll see. Maybe not. I don't know. So we're going to change it up. These are TV theme songs. Okay. Okay. So we all watch TV. Is there an era? I don't think there should be an era. Okay. Just go with whatever. Everything from "Leave It To Be Ver" to "WKRP" to different genres. But that's the thing. So you don't have a name. You just say "WKRP." You need to know the name of the show. You need to know the name of the show. Okay. No, the name of the show. Name the show. There's no one knows the name of the song. Yeah. Yeah. This is going to be interesting, man. It's a better corporate. Laverne and Shirley. Do it in her way. Give us any chance to take it. Give us any rule. We'll break it. Okay. We only get one point per because we can only get it. That's it on the show. Yeah. You got the show where you don't. Okay. Unless you can come up with the composer of the song. Oh God. That'd be... Okay. That's extra credit. The only song that would ever count for would be "Fresh Prince of Ballet." And be like, "Will Smith." That's it. Okay. We're ready. All right. You guys ready for this? This is going to be interesting. Okay. Hold on. I've got the scoreboard ready. Hold on. I've got my whiskey. That's your whiskey. Here we go. All right. Here we go. I've got my whiskey. I'm going down. Kirby! I heard Kirby. I heard Kirby. I heard Kirby. I... All right. Okay. You ready? Yeah. I've got five seconds. I've got five seconds. I've got five seconds. Nothing. How I met your mother. Nope. Never saw it. I saw it. Didn't know that. Yeah. All right. Here we go. Travis. Kirby! Travis. Two and a half in. There it is. Yeah. Funny. Good shot. That was a good shot. All right. Here we go. Travis. Go ahead. South Park. No. No. Five seconds to Kirby. Oh, I got it. Five seconds. Hurry up. Go ahead. Jackass. It is Jackass. Oh, good job. Wait. Jackass was a television show? Yeah. I thought he was a TV fan. No. It started out as a show. Good job, baby. Fun fact. My husband might be featured in one of the Jackass movies. I was. Oh, yeah. He was. He was a pilot. All right. Here we go. Go ahead. Travis. Go ahead. CSI. Hey. Dude. For someone who doesn't have TV. I don't even watch TV. I know. This is like, I feel like this is like a bamboozle on me. It's like I go to bed and he just like. Yeah. He gets up and watches TV at the middle of the night. I just said watch TV that we don't have. All right. You guys ready for the next? Yeah. Mm. Mm. Five seconds. Scrubs. Oh, scrubs. All right. Ready? Let's go ahead. Travis. Go ahead. MacGyver. Oh, God. I know what it is. All right. I got it. You don't know what this occurs. I have no idea. All right. Go ahead. Eighteen. Okay. Okay. Oh, it's got to be an old show. That wasn't even when I was alive. That's not fair. Oh, come on now. Where's my fiddle? I got to put a fiddle button on here. Or Kirby. All right. Here we go. My heart bleeds for you. Travis. Travis. Jeannie. Yeah. I dream. It is. It's not Jamie. It's not Jamie. I know. It's not Jamie. He came up with it. He came up with it. Okay. Fine. That's fine. Whatever. It's not Jamie. I want enough. I need a show. I dream of Jeanette. I want to know. Here we go. Five to one. I cannot believe it. Here we go. Travis. Go ahead. Knight Rider. Oh. I have no idea. Come on. Miami Vice. Oh no. These are all old as shit. Before I did ask. If there was a... No, that's not nice. That's not true CSI. It was on there. Yeah. It was south part. I got south part. How I met your mother. However, we might need to go to decades for this theme as well. All right. Here we go. This one. Oh, I got that. Famous. Huge show. Five seconds. I know the show. Kirby's going to complain about it. Kirby moonlighting. No. No. Yeah, no idea. What was it? L.A. L.A. Law. I remember hearing this. You've got time for a couple more. L.A. L.A. L.A. L.A. L.A. L.A. L.A. L.A. L.A. Kirby. Go ahead, Kirby. Go ahead, Kirby. Go ahead, Kirby. That's my Democrat. We're at five to two. Five to two. Here we go. Kirby. Go ahead, Kirby. Five to three. Five to three. Five to three. Now we're coming back. She knows your cartoon. Here we go. All right. Ooh, I know this too. You never do know what's around the bank. A big adventure over a brand new friend when you're curious. I like to carry his clothes. Kirby, carry his shorts. Cut off. When I heard curious, I was like, oh yeah. I got it. We're at next time to four. Damn, five to four. So we got two more, right? We got a couple more. Oh, try it. Does it say? It sounds so cute. I don't even know where we're ready. You just started playing it. Start over. All right, next song. I think that was Adam's family though. No, it was not. It was not. Oh, Hitchcock. That's right. All right, we'll start over. All right. Get all right. Five to four. Take it. Kirby. Go ahead. Oh, God. We have a tie. Talk about it. Come back. What's that? Atomic batteries to power. Turbine to speed. Travis. All right, go ahead. Speed racer. Kirby. Go ahead. Kirby. Oh, no. No, no. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Batman. Yeah, you got it. I was like, I knew it, but I got it. I'm like, Jesus Christ. All right. All right. What's the score? We were at six to five. You ready for the next one? Yeah. We actually have time for a couple more. I think our producer is having weights. I know. I have a ton. Here we go. Now we have a plate. Travis. Kirby. Travis. Love boat. No. Oh, that's what I thought it was. Can I steal? Yeah, I go. Go ahead. Charlie, same choice. Oh, you're right. Good job. I thought it was love boat too. Go ahead. Go ahead. All right. We have the next one? Yeah. Five seconds. Who is it, Cassie? It's Disney. No. They play it on a Disney night. It's not a Disney night song. It is too. It's not a small song. I'm giving you the best. It's Dennis the Menace. Dennis the Menace. They play it on a Disney ride. They might. They might. They might. They do. But we were looking for shows. I know, but I went back to my childhood. Here comes the next one. They call him Travis. Travis. It's a slipper. I grew up on a slipper. Oh, my God. Ready for the next one? Travis. Oh, Gilligan's Island. Damn. I remember this show when I was again. I love this show. Here comes the next one. You ready? Yep. You take your brass, Kirby? Yes, because it's bullshit. We're eight to five. We're close. We're not. No, we're not. Boy, they just remade this show a couple of years ago. Travis, go ahead. Star skin, huh? Five more seconds. I have no idea. Cassie, who is it? I'm going to get it wrong. What's that? Who do you think it is? It's not chips. No. No. It's in that same genre. Yes. Hawaii Five-O. Hawaii Five-O. I like it. It's in the same genre. Again, Kirby wasn't born. Kirby. This is a love-o. No. Travis. Go ahead. The Golden Girls. No. I love Lucy. Oh, I love Lucy. God dang it. Yeah, there's no excuses. Oh, yeah. The Golden Girls. Thank you for being a friend. Yeah. Here we go. Ready? Alright. Travis. Kirby. There we go. We are in eight six. Cassie has one. Here's the next one. Travis. Travis. Mary Melodies. It's Disney. I have no idea. Oh, Looney Tunes. Looney Tunes. That's what I meant. No, fuck you. That's not what you meant. He's talking to you, man. I said Mary Melodies, but it's Lady Tunes. I love that everybody is screaming at their radio right now. Are you guys ready? Yeah. Travis. Kirby. Travis. Mash. God. Yeah. It was the helicopter, huh? Yeah. Oh, what a good show, man. I've seen that series. I'm gonna be honest. I thought it would be more like... And this is not... No, it's random. No, it's random. But I thought it would be more like... It's been a lot of like cartoons and like random just melodies and like... There's no words. I was looking for like West Philadelphia. Boy, right? Because I'm a boyfriend. Or it's like my friend. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's a giveaway. It's just a random... Or a night. I read it. Okay, we're at nine to six. So let's change it up just a little bit. These are from... Shows. Okay. And I found a whole list. That is... Their mainstream songs that were... They became the songs for the shows. Oh, I know this. What the hell? I know this. I do know it too. Five seconds. It was so annoying. Damn. Damn. Dang it. I knew it. You gotta let him say the words first. Boy, calm down. Here we go. 'Cause someone I know. Kirby! Go ahead. Kenny Loggin's Danger Zone. That's from a movie though. Pop Gun. Oh, it's from... We're doing movies too. Oh, I guess so. Yeah, I'm like... Pop Gun wasn't a movie, but okay, we're giving her the point. So we're at nine to seven. I got two points. I got Kenny Loggin, nine to eight. I got two numbers on. Aren't you afraid? There was a thing about the composer. And it was a producer's fault that a movie made it into the TV series. So... Alright, last one. Alright, last one. Kirby! Go ahead. Calm down. Nine to five, Dolly Parton. You are one! Five points. No, we're tight. Did you? No, I won by a point. She is up by one. It is nine to ten. Oh, no. Was that the last one? That was it. Why did you one more? Because you got the composer on it. We're over two hours. Oh, did you give her the bonus point? She got a bonus point. I got Dolly. She got the bonus point. Come on. Oh, but you can't call Dolly on this one because I already know that. Did you say it? Did you call it? Alright, you won. We could call it a tie in it. I don't want to sleep on the couch tonight. You won't sleep on it. We can call it a tie, that's fair. You kicked my ass at the beginning part. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, we're calling it a tie. It's ten, ten. Alright. Yeah. But technically, it's eleven to ten, so I won. No, it was going to be ten or nine. I gave you a free point, so whatever. Alright. We're even. Alright, guys. Thank you so much. Say goodbye, Travis. We ran out of time. Goodbye, Travis. We did run out of time. Goodbye, Travis. We'll see you guys on the next one. Have yourselves a great week. And if you didn't catch the live show, then check it out. Tomorrow on Pandora's Spotify, all the Ask Alexa. Ask Alexa. Ask Alexa. You guys have a good night. You got dreams that you'll never take away. We're on the same boat with a lot of your friends. Waiting for the day your ship will come in, and the tides want to turn, and it's all going to roll your way. Working not to fight. We're on a way to make a living. Getting, getting by. It's all taken out, no giving. It was you, your mind, and you never get this ready. It's enough to try new. Crazy if you love it. Not too bad when they've got you, where they want you. There's all too bad a lie. And you think about it, don't you? It's a mixed man's game. No matter what they call it, and you spend your life, you're not in the morning. Not too bad, you're not in the middle, but they're on the same boat. Getting by. It's all taken out, no giving. It's just you, your mind, and they never get this ready. It's enough to try new. Crazy if you love it. Not too bad when they've got you, where they want you. There's all too bad a lie. And you think about it, don't you? [BLANK_AUDIO]