The Group Chat
#117 - Holy Nitrous.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ We already started ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ - Welcome group to the group chat back past. - Hello. - Welcome poop to the route at, as you guys are watching this. - Hello, you guys are watching this. - This is actually episode 92, but we decided that we're gonna randomly backlog this video. - Hello. - So this is episode 117, right? - Did you see? - Yeah, I think they're still stuck in the submarine. I can't believe it. (laughing) - Yeah, they're about to run out of oxygen. - Wait, you can hear them. They're trying to get out. You can hear them listen. - What do you guys think is gonna run against Donald Trump? - Barack Obama. - We're not doing it. - Congress. - We're not doing it. You started this. - Why would you bring it? - I started it off. - Okay, I do ask, but. - We lied, we're not on episode 93. We're on episode 12. - We lied again. We're actually back on it. - Yeah. - Well, so like we knew at episode 12, we were gonna move into this house. So, that's why we're on episode. - Wait, when did we? - No. - We're gonna make Congressman to run and make people believe he's real. - Yeah, let's put a. - Like PJ Fisher. (laughing) - Can we do that? - I voted for PJ. - Who is PJ? - Why? - He's got good policies. - Who's PJ Fisher? - Yeah. - I have to say two things. One, make sure you use code group for 10% off with your purchases. And two, save yay. - What? - What? - Save yay. Hashtag save yay. - I don't know. You remind me of like red link. He's like. - All right. P-pop smoke. - P-pop smoke. - P-pop smoke. - Who's pop smoke? - We have to save yay, huh? Who's pop smoke? - We do have to save yay. We gotta give him off that nitrous. - Yeah, we have to, bro. - Off that nitrous. - Is he really on nitrous? - He's off that nitrous that he's been, he's been supplied huge cans, like giant. - That's how they do it. That's how they do it. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but. - Lucky man. - People that do that scared you shit out of me. Look up gouchy. - Why are you sorry about that? - Look up gouchy guys. - Because they started getting like sold like inside four dollars. - People who've socked are here. - Look at, look at. - Kill me, but. - Cancel me. It's just my opinion. - Look up gouchy guys. - I'm kinda freaked out, bro. - 'Cause that's the shit that they've got. - Galaxy gas? - Yeah, that's it. - I'm gonna look up gouchy cats instead. - It's my opinion. - Galaxy gas. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yes. - Yeah. - Okay, what are we looking at? - Aww. - Galaxy gas. G-A-S. - Galaxy gas. - Is this the thing that's being supplied? - Yeah. - Wait, no, these are recreational ones. These are recreational with this. - No, they're actually, no, those are for whipped cream. - Yeah. - But they just. - Yeah, you can get those at any-- - Oh, my name's Lil T, bro. - Yes, yes. - They age her if I'm here or no. - Probably. - Probably. - No. - Wait, which one of you bought something off of Walmart and then you guys got somebody, somebody, somebody who's talking. - I bought Musin X and they identified me or whatever. They ID'd me. - Oh yeah, because they got-- - Oh, I see them. - No, I bought the Air Dusters for keyboards. - It was you. - I got ID. - Yeah, it was you. - I remember. - Oh yeah, that makes sense for sure. That and spray paint you'll get checked for? - Damn. - Wait, is it legal to huff that shit? - Well yeah, you're not supposed to, you can huff spray, you can huff Sharpies. - Damn. - Yeah. - Oh. - Remember like on science class, you scribble the Sharpie. - Oh. - Mm-mm. - Yeah. - Coffee smells yummy. - My weakness is gasoline. - Yeah, it's gasoline. - I love just huffing gas. - Yeah, I love putting it into a cloth. I'm like, me and my friend's called huffing G. - Huffing G, yeah, that's crazy. - Y'all talking about G with money? I'm talking about G with gas. - Dude, are y'all, are y'all just huffers, dude? And this guy's about to huff his nose, bro. - God, you freak, I gotta blur that dude. Is that glue with the animalistic? - Wait, so I-- - I can smell fucking everything. - I'm gonna sniff this guy's fucking insides. - I watched a video, I watched a video yesterday and it was about Lil Baby giving a tour of his house. He's got something called a bachelor pad. Are you guys familiar with a bachelor pad? - No. - Now where you laying your helicopter? - Not right here. I thought it was not where you laying your helicopter. But a bachelor pad is basically when you're a single dude and you got a house and you're able to like, use it to throw parties and events and stuff like that. But he was showing off this one part of his room, bro. He had a hard quote. He has this hammock that's in his room. It's not even like a hammock. It's like a suspended seat that you sit in. He said even when I'm sitting, I'm always moving. Even when I'm sitting, I'm always doing some shit like that. I thought that was kind of hard to say. He didn't even mean it like that. But like-- - You're the type of guy to be like, "Hey man, I went over to my friends." "I went over to my friend's house, man. "I had a flag with a snake on it." And Lil Ki had a, had some hard shit on him, man. He just said, "Don't tread on me." And now we're like, "Really fucked up that mess." - I can't really fuck with that vibe. - He really just resonated. - Yeah, I just don't like some, I don't know. It was just that statement he said had some aura to it, bro. I'm not gonna lie. - He had some frickin aura, yes. - Yeah, bro, boy. - Wait, have you guys seen the Walmart commercial? - No. - Yes, I have. - Why did you break it up? - Oh my God. I haven't seen the full thing. I saw a clip, I was like, "Oh!" - You guys wanna watch it real quick? It's really cool. - It's not, it's really up to date with everything. - It's up to date with all the lingo and the-- - Do they say raise? - 100% - We'll see. I don't remember if I'm being honest with you. Is it this one? Walmart schools? Yeah it is, okay. - All right. - Wait, wait, wait. No, 'cause there's a different one. There's one with the school bus. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the one. - Oh, I'm scared. - Is this real? - Buckle up. - Buckle up, buckle up. - You guys hear this? - Yeah. - This is real. Yes. - Taylor, that fit slaves. - Yes. Oh, it's good. - Nooo. - It's one of these. - Hey, those types of enemies. - Hold on, hold on, hold on. We're about to do a double, double, double. - We made it awesome. - Let me find it real quick. You guys ruined everything, bro. - What is this? - 1999, what commercial? Hold on now. - Whatever, I'll take it. - Is that a hat? - Let's go. - Wait, this is animated. - This is so gross. - What is this? - Oh, right. Is that a rope? - Oh my. (both laughing) - I remember the rollback. - Walmart, rollback rebate. (both laughing) - I love when that happens at Walmart. - Oh my god. - I didn't even see even more. - Wow. ♪ Move the mountain ♪ - Wow. - And that's when I was born. - No way. - Oh, that's bad. - Damn. - Wait, remember that. Wait, click on that 13 years ago. Click on it, see when it dropped. - Oh, this? - Yeah, I wanna see something. - July 20th, 2011. - Oh my god. - Wait, I thought YouTube was around in '99 for some reason, nevermind. - What the, dude, that was awesome. - July 20th, 2011. - Where the hell is this commercial, dude? 'Cause it's not this one. - Do you hide it? - They might have taken it down. - Oh no, it is this one. It's five minutes long. We'll watch the first few seconds. - It's five minutes. - Ah. - Taelyn, that fits my ass. Chat, turn your secret. We don't say slay. We say, you rate it. - Ooh. - You ate, cool. - Girl, so hard. - Maximum or a point. - Oh yes. (both laughing) - It's different from how it was in the 1900s. - Oh. Oh. - Everyone's really feeling themselves. - Wow, iffy. It's really difffy. - No cap. - Oh. - Oh. - Ooh. - Wait, wait. - Wait, what's that? Did you catch that? - Can I have a prediction? - Wait, wait, wait, wait. One more time. Hold on real quick. - No cap. You are in French or Ohio at all. - Whoo. - Come on. - Oh, it's time out. - Come on. It's time out. - It's time out. We need these riders back. - Can I make a prediction? - Can I make a prediction? - Oh. - It is how they talk. - It's not wrong. - It is. - It's how everybody talk. - No, it's how everyone talks. - Have you ever seen Congress? - I was on stream doing Fortnite over Phil Duos and I joined a lobby with a kid and he was actually talking like that and it was very eye opening and shocking. - Did you hear Tanner? What Tanner just said? - No. - Tanner said a kid. - What'd you say, dude? - Well, I said, of course that's how they talk. Have you ever heard like, "Congress stops"? - Congress is talking. - They talk like that? - Well, that's why they're all trying to get Kai Sinette because they're trying to like the final like piece of the puzzle. - Yeah, they're trying to risk. - That is actually crazy. Because when I heard that Aiden Ross was like trying to get guys to just be to say like some Trump, whatever the hell. And then seeing that Kamala Harris is like Secret Service agents and other affiliates were reaching out to Kai Sinette for a stream like influencers are becoming like weaponized as like getting votes. - Yep, that's crazy down RFK. - It all started with Casey Neistat. I'm gonna say it now. It all started with Gabby Hannah and Casey Neistat. - I wish she'd all started with YouTube. - And one of those YouTube rewinds. - I wish this happened back when like John F. Kennedy was alive. - Meant to do a livestream with John F. Kennedy. - Ladies and gentlemen, JFK. - Wait, like at his prime, at his prime, after his prime. At his prime. - Okay, I was about to say. - What? - Dude, you just be sitting there. - Dude, he made like a huge feel. - I mean, don't touch me. I'm edgy. - Don't tread on me. - Don't touch. - Oh. - Guys, I now know what it's like to live with roommates in a house. And-- - Having fun, bro. - Are you learning something about yourself? - That was awesome. - Are you learning something about yourself, bro? - Enjoying your bro? - We've been playing Smash in the living room. That's what our game is like. It's like all fun and games until me and Camden play for some reason we both, well, I don't really want to speak for him because maybe it's what they got to need to work on. But like-- - Damn. - Ooh. - Like, it gets so, so heated like, oh my gosh. - Where? - So, how are you? - I had a day. - Are you just getting mad at the game? - No, I'm getting mad at him. - For, for what? - Because he uses the same damn move and then he like, is smug about it. - What kind of heat it is, is, you know, what are we talking about here? What are we seeing? - He's using Ness and he's just spamming PK fire into a graph. (both laughing) - He gave fire. - He gave fire. - He gave fire. - What are you saying to him? - What are you saying to him? - Ooh, you're almost-- - I just want, I want a slice. - He does this. Watch, watch, whenever he wins or knocks you out, he looks at you and goes like. (both laughing) - Okay. - Dude, I'll get really mad at my sisters 'cause they would beat my ass, it smashed. - It sucks. - I'd love to plug their controller and leave. (both laughing) - It sucks. - Why don't you just spam back then, bro? - Because I don't want to stoop to his levels. - Okay, I'll tell you right now, if you play a dark little Mac-- - A little Mac. - I'm switch, I switch to Sonic. - Okay, don't play Sonic. - No, play like Little Mac sucks and ultimate. - No, no, no, no. - Little Mac is a-- - No, he's pretty bad, I'm not going to. - I like Little Mac. - He's got like no Mac cover. - No Mac cover. - What'd you say? - Sonic is so funny, he's so fast and he can do whatever. - I don't need recovery. (both laughing) - What the hell is this guy? Who the hell is this guy, Blue? - That's the splash, that's the splash world champion, it's a 2008. - Oh shit, aye, everybody. - Put some rest on it. - There's something about fighting games that make people so angry. - Oh my god, bro. - It feels like you're the one getting your ass kicked. - Yeah, it's like, it's 100% your fault. - It's like your brain getting your ass kicked, dude. Your brain feels like shit afterwards. - That's why I don't even like fighting games at all. Like at all. - Can I tell you something? You should play dark blood. Learn how to play dark blood. - Oh, wait, that's free. - His side, he's just like unstoppable. - Yeah, isn't it the same? - No, they have like, both of them are like a little different. - Sonic is funny, turn into a little ball of a leap. (laughing) - I like, I like playing Luigi 'cause it gets my sister mad 'cause I do like that one ring tag with like. (laughing) - Oh, you're like, launch it out, like I missed. - Kirby's great. - Kirby's my favorite. - Yeah, but again, stuff, PK fire, you're just gonna keep running into it. - Dude, PK fire, getting hit back to back to back by a PK fire makes you wanna kill yourself. - It's like if you play Ness, you gotta grab him. - Okay, then play Villager, dude. - Just keep on sending those little missiles. - Dude, I used to play, or stay. - Or switch to Sonic, before I switched to Sonic, my main was Lucas, and then it got boring because the only finisher he has is that damn ice move. And I was like, this is too easy and not fun, so I'm switching off. - Oh, you know, I got really good at kinkay rule. - Did you hear that? He put a wave in, I was like, oh my god, what a wave is. - That's not good, you said too easy. You gotta be careful. You're gonna offense it. - No, it's a smash pro in the comments. (laughing) - It's like, I know exactly how they look too. - They go back for the recovery on the ledge and you just time the ice, and then they just fly off. No matter the percent they're at, they will die. - See, if you were good at the game, you'd be playing, what's his name? - Kirby. - No, who's the guy that Captain Falcon? - That's what I'm playing, my roommate. - And you grab him and you throw him and you fly knee him off the map. - Yeah, that's what Nick plays in the beast. - So, out of everything that you were about to say, about discovering your rules with roommates, I didn't expect Smash and gettin' angry at that. I was expecting to like, - Can't even leave his effin' dishes in the effin' sink. - No. - So effin' annoying. - I don't wanna stop smoking weed. - Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, that's not a roommate. (laughing) - It's just a smash pro state. - It's like, we're pretty clean, but um, we're chill. - Are you clean? - We haven't even been here a week. - You make your bed? - Oh yeah. - Oh yeah. - Do you make your bed? - Fuck no. - Do you make your bed? - I make my bed. - Making your bed is so important. - Tanner, do you make your bed? - Yeah, it's like the first task of the day. - Yeah. - I make my bed. - Okay, Grunk, what do you-- - Gets me up and movin'. - Since you two apparently make your beds, what do you guys do when you first wake up? - I wake up, get out of bed, and then make my bed. - You make the bed first, and then you pee? - Yeah. - Oh yeah. - Oh yeah, he's sadistic. - He's sadistic. - What are you like American psycho? - I sit on the toilet for like 10 minutes. - Oh yeah. - I scroll my phone. Then I go back, I look at my bed, I'm like, yeah, I need to make it, then I make it. - Okay. - Then I shower. - If you look at a bed that's unmade, it's like, oh. - Yeah, I'm like, well, my life's fun though. I wake up, I look at the mirror, I kiss the mirror. Then I go take a shit, and I go back, and I look at the mirror. - Talk to me, 'cause like, you should first have you first in the morning? - No, I don't get shit, it's like-- - I never poop in the morning unless I drink the night before. - I'm a night pooper, I poop in the night time. - Yes, exactly. - Exactly. - Night crawler. - Night crawler, yeah. - Wait, that's crazy. You guys are all night poopers? - Oh yeah. - Are you? - I poop whenever. - No. - I poop right after the gym, and I think it's 'cause I do abs, and I think I flush it through. - Oh, you squeeze it down, it's like toothpaste, you just fucking-- - Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. - You know what it is? I hate drinking smoothie king smoothies now. I used to, I love 'em to death, don't get me wrong, but I cannot, for the life of them, drink them inside of a house. - Tropical smoothie. - Bro, they make them one sip of any smoothie gets me full as fuck, and I throw the rest away. - You gettin' cold, you said? - Yeah. - Full. - It makes me full after a few sizz. - I'm like, oh. - Dude, all right, you get snug. - It lasts me hours, the 32 hours last me, like at least an hour and a half. - Okay, well, maybe that's my problem. - You drink it way too fast. - I waft it down, I am a dog like that. - Yes, you sit there, you go. - I am a dog, you see dogs that just uncontrollably eatin' - No dude, cats, like little kittens. - Yeah. - They gettin' fuckin' food, and they go, they go eatin'. - Look at the baby cat eatin' salmon, she just comes over all greedishly. - You hate the salmon, baby cat eatin' salmon? - That. - In this lean, he's like-- - Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. - Yeah, baby cat eatin' salmon. - It's like yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. - Isaac hates this cat the way that he hates this cat. - Get that, God! - What? - Yeah, he cats like this. - Oh, what, what? - Look at him, he's so excited, look at this, he doesn't know where to go. - Oh my god, like, pace yourself, bro, it's not even-- - I think that's adorable, but you think, why am I the criminal for hating on monkeys that are like, that just got their head wet? - What's your issue? - They're so-- - Dude, what the hell? - They're so dumb. - Are you in those comments section? - Yeah, are you those greens that have a playlist of like monkeys getting killed? - Yeah, you're like, yeah, deserve it. - Baby monkey washing hair. - Oh yeah, hold on, washing hair. - Look how dumb its eyes look, is it? - Oh, okay, the one where they smile like this is-- (bell dings) - Feel happy. - God, this feels like it's gonna have a bad idea. - Oh man, I'd be so nervous to handle one of these features. - I hate that. - 'Cause it's, do you know it's smarter? (laughter) - Like it's unpredictable. (laughter) - Do you know what it's capable of? - Oh, what about this though, come on, take a look at this one, hold on. - Oh, what the heck? - Oh, that's mine, that's mine monkey. (laughter) - This is what my guy does, dude. - Yeah. - Damn, that's an expensive ass bathroom. (humming) - Okay, okay, look up a rangutan squeezes monkey head. (laughter) - Oh, wait, that one is crazy actually. - 'Cause he tries to see-- - Wait, is it a real thing? - Oh! - Yes, that video is classic. - Oh, oh, oh! - He tries to steal his food, he's like, squishing monkey, is it this one? - That one. - Instant karma. - God, don't worry, no death is in this video. - I don't know, I don't know. - You should definitely let him go. - He's definitely let him go. (laughter) - He's just a lesson. - He has a lesson, he's eating his food, he's like, he's like, "You'll give that." - Oh! (laughter) - Oh! (laughter) - Oh! - Oh! - I don't know if he did let go now, I think it'll go. - I don't know, I can't. (laughter) - I don't know if he actually did live after that. Let me scroll through. - What was he thinking? - Oh, yeah, they're kind of like, dude, they're assholes sometimes, they kind of think they're the shit and they'll just do it, they'll take anything. - Like a chihuahua. - They're not even the fart. - Oh my god, yeah. - That was dope, you're the first chihuahua. - Thank you. - You know what a rangutan is around me of like an old wise teacher? Like a, no, like a bald, sort of small-tea, smart teacher, I wouldn't know, there's a lot of that rangutan, but also is, I don't know, hold on, I'll think of it, guys. - Yeah, I mean, I'm speaking for a second, they're old men. - They're old men. - Yeah, I don't know why they're, they don't even know. - Guys, oh, go ahead. - I went to my first show back here at school and I got my lip busted and it hurt. - Someone punched in the face. - He's gotten a mug. - Wait, were you mogging? - I was. - I'm mashing. I mean, I'm sorry, wrong turn. - Can you mug? - I was mogging, yeah. - Wait, did they say "mogging" in that Walmart commercial? - Yeah, they say it back. - I don't know. - That, but... - No, you can't wear that, that mug's all of us. - That's... - Oof. - That's a five-minute endeavor. - Yeah, nevermind. - I want to go upon the five-minute endeavor. - Wait, so, Grunk said that he got hit, was it in a mosh pit? - Yes, it was. - Yes, it was, and if you let me tell my story, you'll... - Damn. - You know why? - Mmm. - So, there's this drunk MF motherfucker out in the pit, and he grabbed my hand, like, you know, grabbed my, around my neck, like this, like, we're friends, and I put my hand back on his shoulder, and then he ran from one side of the crowd to the other side, and since I didn't have my hand to protect my face, he just slammed me into another person and I, like, hit my tooth, which hit into my lip, and I started gushing, like... - Oh my gosh. - You should have picked up one of those, like, gait, like the dividers, or switch. - Yeah. - Right in his head. - No, it pisses me off, but, hey, I was, you know, he can't be too mad, because... - Who does that? - Is that, like, something... - Is that something that you have to kind of expect when you go mosh-pitting? - Yeah, like, you can't, like, you can't be like, "Hey, what the fuck?" - Like, no. - Just, everybody's got to hurt each other in this whole goal. - Wait, so, so, like, you could just assault someone straight up, and, like... - Well, no, you'll get your shit kicked in. So, like, if I saw you standing behind me, and I really wanted to hit you, I could just, like, do a spinning back fist, and then just say it was by accident, I didn't see you. - No. - Okay. - I think people will tell if it's on purpose or not. - Yes, some of them, like, there was one video I started with this guy. - So, you just have to, like, his guy was going to the circle, and he just started punching random-ass people, and they all ginged up on him. - Yeah. - Like, if someone's going too hard, everyone will gang up on them. - Dude, it's so... - I remember the one clip where the guy, like, pushes the other guy over the drum set, and the entire drum set just breaks, and they still have to play music. - So, no way! - I saw that one. - I saw that one. - I fell one time into, like, the pedals, like, where the pedals for the guitar is, and I unplugged everything, and I, like, you're a dick. - Aw. - What'd you say? - But no, but no, he re-hooked it up, and it was like, "That was awesome, do it again." - I was like, "That was awesome, do it again." - Dude, the most chill people ever... - Tanner, what were you going to say before? - So, like, what... So, the whole goal of Amashby is to, like, aimlessly or blindly just start swinging, or just, like, not on purpose, but try and hurt people. Like, what's the whole... - It's about energy, man. - It's about energy. - It's about the energy. - Are you just, like, pushing each other? - Yeah, it's just like you're, you're expelling your energy, and people can do whatever with that. - Tanner, let me show you a visual example. - I think we do. - Sorry to the listeners. - I will never do these huge ones. - This is too much. Holy shit, this looks like a war. - Okay, hold on. - Wall of death. - This is a... - Oh, here we go. - Oh, look at this. - You got some big guys. - It's like a war. - Let me see where it gets crazy. - Oh, yeah, here we go. - Oh, yeah, turn them up. - This is how America picks the soldiers. - Yeah. - Isaac. - Yeah. - I think that we need to Moshp it before every single podcast. - The festival Moshpits are insane, like, literally what is going on. - What is going on? - Jesus Christ. - What is going on? - Jesus Christ. - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. - You know, it's got, like, a big frame of just, like, gothic pussy in my face. - Just so. - And that was so unwelcome. - Just some... - Ugh. - I was watching some bros Mosh. - I prefer this one. - Alright, let's start a Moshpit at TwitchCon, which we're going to, by the way. - Ew. - Yep. - So if anyone's going to TwitchCon, TwitchCon, see you go. - Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Come on, bro. - I'm not scared, but this is... - Let's Moshpit. - I don't want to touch him. - It's not the place, it's not the... - Not the people right there. - Yeah. - Let's go to Nvidia or whoever's over there. - Oh, yeah, that's perfect. - Let's Moshpit right over there and break all of their... - Yeah. - ...and their CPUs and graphics cards and PCs and... - Let's do it. - We should see if there's any shows there, any hardcore shows. - I'm sure. Yeah, Abba. Abba, of course. - Anyone in the San Diego area, check the weekend of TwitchCon and look out for punk shows and... - Who? - Let us know about some secret shit I got going on. - Yeah. - You want to see a cult or something? - Let us know about the local. - That'd be sweet. - A cult? - I would Moshpit ever. - Well, when we go out there, we should probably stay a few days, actually. I'm not going to lie. - How long? - Like two more days. - Two more weeks. - There's a quarter group video or something. - San Diego. - Yeah, San Diego's got the haunted house. - Oh, my. - They got the haunted hotel. - Hotel. - Hotel. - The clown. - San Diego. - San Diego. - Tanner should bust out the Ouija board. - Yeah. Is this still in your room? - It is still in my room. You guys are haunted. - It's all right. - No. - You could bring it out. - Well, you left it here. - You can't use somebody else's Ouija board. - Can I? - Okay. - I know you hate it. I know you both don't fuck with it at all. Greg, I don't know if you care about it. Do you care much about it? - He's through a screen, bro. He could kill us. - I'm a skeptic. - You're a skeptic. - I'm a skeptic. - I don't believe we'll lose. - It's like a October episode where, you know, it gets pulled out. Some crazy happens. - The whole house slips upside down. - Maybe. - We try and talk to bear. - What? - Like bear bump. - Bear bump. - Yeah, I'm not singing about bear bump. - I don't know. - Or Chewy. - Chewy. - Just two perfectly normal and alive human beings. - Yeah, by the way, these people are alive, by the way. - Yeah. - They're all alive and well. - Did you get like a seance? - Thank you. - That's so funny. We're getting a phone call from 666. You're like, hello? - Hello? - Hey. - Can you hear me? Sorry, I'm slow at writing this. - Are you here with us? - I want to play Rocket League. - Yeah, can we do that? - Yeah, we can. Yeah, why not? - You guys always have to be in the room. - I have something to confess about Bear Bub's clip that I don't remember. Do you live there? What was that whole clip about? - Right, Jubby. - Yeah. - Cause Jubby was saying he was in his apartment room. Like his apartment room. And then Bear, I was like, do you live there? - And I was like, yeah, he lives there. - Yeah, he does. - I'm so confused with the clip. - That was the whole thing. - So Bear gets harassed online all the time. People in the comments just on his TikToks, anything. There will be at least one top comment that says, I live there. - Really? - Yeah. - What? - Yeah, and he can't escape. - Oh, it's popular. It's funny. - But I was trying to ask the origin of it because I can't remember anything after those last three VCs. It's like, it's like I study for a final and I dump all the information. I can't remember shit afterwards. - Oh, you really enjoy my videos, man. - Yeah, because you stay here. - Oh my God. - Whoa. - What? - Bear Bub, do you live there? - Do you live there? - I don't know. - You guys can see it too. - I don't know. I'm in my room. - Are you upstairs? - No, I mean, it's an apartment. Second. - Oh. - Do you live there? - Yeah. - Yes. - That's what I thought. - Did you go? - Oh, no. I don't remember. I wasn't even there. - I wasn't even there. Look. - You're so not so long. - I wonder how long I'll be able to stay up after this. - Well, almost less than that. It's so packed full of humor. - Do you live there? - Do you live there? - Do you live there? - Do you live there? - Do you live there? - Do you live there? - Do you live there? - Do you live there? - Do you live there? - Do you live there? - Do you live there? - Do you live there? - Do you live there? - Do you live there? - Do you live there? - Do you live there? - Do you live there? - Do you live there? - Do you live there? - Do you live there? - Do you live there? - That was such a long time ago. - That was a long time ago. (laughing) - Oh my God. - I should leave the call. (laughing) - This was the greatest night of my life. (laughing) - Ladies and gentlemen, our first contestant. - Dude. - Yeah, it was me. - Oh my God. - Oh, I lost in the lights out challenge. - Oh my God. - Oh. - They were good when I was doing last leave BC. I'm going to say that now. - Dude, there's only one more. - Oh, I'm tapping out. - I tried to stream after this. I streamed for like an hour after this. I was playing better words and then I got real sleepy. (laughing) - No, she got to go to work the next day. (laughing) - The one last leave BC that would always stick out is the one at the other house that we all lived in. - That was where I visited. - Yeah. - That was probably the best one, honestly. - A lot of people like that one. A lot of people love that one. - That one. - That one is kind of crazy. - That was legendary. - That one felt long. - People like that one too. - Like that one felt fucking long as shit. - Mm-hmm. - The most recent one was the shortest one I feel like. - It was like a little burnt the house down. - Was it? - Yeah, because it-- - Yeah, because me and Isaac fell asleep on the couch. I put a pizza in here. (laughing) - Now we did it, buddy. - And we heard, "Beep, beep." And the smoke was coming out of the oven. I was like, "Ooh." (laughing) - Speaking. - Oh! - Yeah, speaking of which-- - Good transition. - A current event happened recently. - Yeah, first of all, let's all appreciate life right now. - Yeah. - Just for the second-- - You weren't appreciating life. - Can I explain for my POV and then you explain from yours? - Yeah. - It's pretty similar, right? - Yeah. - It's just downstairs in the camera room that we have. And Larry was cooking a pizza, right? You were putting something in the oven? - No, I was just preheating it to make chicken tenders. - Just to make chicken tenders. Okay. So then Larry walks upstairs, right? And I just hear all of a sudden, what does that thing in the drain called? The garbage disposal. - Garbage disposal. - The garbage disposal. - Oh, dear. - Dang, gang! That thing just starts going off randomly like four, five times, right? And it goes like, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, like it does that like three, four times. The lights are flickering. And then I hear like a beep. And now it's Isaac's like, he's like battery, he's got like a backup battery in the-- - That beep. - Yeah, that beep. - Why the fuck is every single time I hear the story something new comes out? - Well, so that's what happened. So I walk over and bro, Larry's like, what the fuck's going on? And I'm like, what the fuck's going on? I was like, the garbage disposal just went off. What are you doing in there? So he walks downstairs. I'm preheating. So there was smoke coming from the oven. The oven was off and there was smoke coming from it, like a fire was about to start. - That's scary. - Like a breaker popped or something. It was one of the scariest things. Do you see the picture that he has up on screen? - Yeah. - Is that from like the actual fire that I'm just-- - That's from, yeah, that's awesome. - This is behind the oven. This is right behind the oven. - Oh my god. - Okay, so that's-- - Your house, like, you guys are actually cursed. - What even happens? - I swear to God's. - I swear to God's. I swear to God's. I swear to God's, you fucking cursed, you tried contacting an NBA star. I forget who the fuck it was through the weekly board. - Marty Rich. - No. - NBA star. - Yeah, you were trying to contact stuff. - Dennis Ramen. - You were there. - No, he's alive. I haven't-- - All of you tried to contact him if he's alive. - Oh wait, who did I try and summon? - It was somebody. You were like-- - Oh my god, I remember now. - Who? - Who was it? - It was Kobe. - I'm not even lying. - You were trying to contact someone Kobe? - You were trying to contact Kobe, I'm pretty sure. If I go through my-- - I would be so mad, I would be so mad if Tanner was trying to contact him. - He tried contacting a lot of people, dude. He's like, he's like-- - No, I was like, all right, do something right now. He was spitting the thing, he's like, do something. No one knew him. - I'm a skeptic though. I need to like-- - I'm a skeptic though. - I'm a skeptic. - Well, is this not evidence right here? - This might be-- - That's the scorpions, the burning down the house almost. - Have we never talked to either Tanner and Gronk, our microwave sparks every single time you put stuff in it? - Everybody goes, bleh! - What the fuck does Tanner know that? - Oh my God, wait, wait, wait, Gronk, you're totally forgetting the fact that when we moved into this house, the AC went out within like the second week. - Yeah, it was. - Oh yeah, the AC was broken. - Yeah, it actually cursed forever and ever. - And then I got so mad I had to go buy an AC unit. - That was classic. - And then you guys, Isaac, do you keep my AC on? - Yeah. - Yeah, they do. - I turned it off. - I turned it off. - You know, Tanner, I turned it off a few days ago and Grant was like, wait, dude, don't turn it off. We use it to cool the upstairs. - That's not going to cool the upstairs. - What? We do? - You've got to-- - I didn't even know that. We're going to break it. - I let you turn it off because I was like, wait, why do you guys have this on? Tanner's not even here right now. - This house consumes a lot of power. - 24. - It's like half stays on, like the lights stay on and shit. - That's always, why do we do that? Because I come up here, it's like four AM and these are still on. - Like all everything. - Why is that everything? - I've got to go on my phone and then turn them all off. - Oh, wow. Bragging. - Wow. - Dude, I remember-- - Way to rest on my list. - Way to rest on my list. - Wow. - Can we come on Bragging? - I came back after two months. - Go ahead, Tanner. - Wait, what? - Go ahead, Tanner. - What did you say? - Oh. - Well, I was just saying because I remember last time I left and I came back after like two and a half months and I left my computer on and my AC unit on for that entire time. - And you did. - And that's, yeah, like, I was like, oh my God, how is my computer not even just broken right now? - Then the AC, I was doing everything with Don. - It's just sitting there on waiting for you to turn it open it, just turn it on, play some games. - I know. I was like, you know what was left on? Roblox basketball. - Hey! - It's probably Wally. - It's kind of like Wally. - Hey. - You were Eva and it was Wally. - Oh. - Wow. - Wow. - Dude. - Wow. - My computer is slowing the F down in a scary way. - Mine is too. - I'm going through them. - It's getting bad and it's like, come on. I feel like I just upgraded it. - Did you hear what happened with Intel? They slow down your computers. - Oh, you have AMD? - Really? - Do you have AMD? - I have AMD. - I have AMD. - I'm making shit up. - I'm just kidding. - Well, isn't there something with... - Oh. - At Apple. - No. - Apple obviously slows your phones down. - No. - There's something with Intel I'm thinking about. - They had a recall. - They had a recall. - They had a recall. - They had a recall. - Is it an Intel 7? - It's like the... I think it was like the 1400 series or something like that. Basically... - Because it would fuck itself. - It would basically... - It would exert too much. - It would exert too much. - I watched this one guy on TikTok that explained it. He likes to draw and stuff like that, but he basically explained that the way that the electricity is divided and divvied up amongst the processor, it basically fries itself over like a short period of time, a lot of stuff. - Yeah, absurd. - I love technology. - I love technology. - If you could go back in time and make one thing more than one thing... - Two steps forward. - Three steps back. - What? - If you go back in time and make one thing, what would you do? - What would you make? - Summer monkey. - That. - The whole movie. - You know what's $60 on Amazon now? - Unopened or opened? - Unopened. It's raising in price. - Oh man. - Ooh. What is that? - What is that movie about even? What do you think it's about? - It's called... - Look at the title. - What's that mean? - What type... - What's the genre? - Probably slice of life. Love. - That's a song. - It's perfect, new genres are dropping. Yay. - Slice of life. - Slice of life and perfect. - Slice of life. - So if you go back in time, you'd make that summer monkey summer. - I'd make that. And then I'd make a sequel. - Oh fuck. - 'Cause it has a 4.9 stars. I'm not even kidding. - Look at the trailer. - What's the trailer? - What's the trailer? - What does it call again? - I do have to... - Summer of the Monkeys. - Summer of the Monkeys. - I would make winter of the Monkeys and be a direct competitor. - Oh, it's a bug. - Ooh. - Oh. - Oh. - Nice summer of the Monkeys. - Winter of the Monkeys is like scary. - Summer of the Monkeys. - It'd be like the kind of the Apes, but it wouldn't be called plain as the Monkeys movie. - Yeah, just look at the movie. - Look at the movie. - 'Cause there's... - 'Cause I had the same photo. - Cute. - I mean, it's got like a 6.2 and IMDB. - 65. - That's the wrong one. - Oh, is it? - That's the wrong number. - Sorry. - Sorry. - Sorry. - Oh, what is it about? Have you watched it already? - Nope, it's unopened. - Oh, sorry. - Oh, I've lost. - Oh, I gave it to me as a graduation, isn't it? - Oh, it is Disney. What the fuck? - It's got to be golden. - It has to be like the most perfect movie. - Oh. - They got him. - I think Tanner's lagging the curse. - The curse. - Oh my God. - The curse? - The young boy. - The young boy. - I'm probably next. - No. - I'm sorry, 'cause this is... Uh-oh. - Oh. - Tanner? - And he's been. - What happened? - He's back. - What happened? - What'd I do? - You got lagged. - You lagged. - Oh, oopsies. - They did. - Did you hear us freaking out? - No. - No. - Did you hear anything at all? I don't think so. (laughing) - Great. - We just did. We started like jumping up and down like monkeys on the bed and like doing back flips. Like you missed a lot. We were really, we were really late. - We were late. - Is there a trailer? Is there a trailer for this movie? - I would. - Oh, another for sure is... - I couldn't find one. - I can't wait to hear like the... - What, how? - ♪ Dun, dun, dun, dun ♪ - Oh! - What's upon a time? - There it is. - Oh, this is the whole movie. This is the whole movie. - What? - I'm pretty sure. - Oh, here we go. Hey. - Where are we daily? - This is why I couldn't find one. - Dude, you're looking at the wrong one. This is not a Disney movie on this case. - Is this like a YouTube wannabe copy? What the fuck is this? - Look at future family films. - This is where they show like really gross shit. I'm not gonna lie. - Look at future family films. - This is where like this person was assassinated. No footage is found. You'll probably find it on daily motion. Also, why is like every address on earth fucking popping up and everything? - Yeah, Joy Bloor all this. - Jesus fucking Christ. - Oh, God. - Do you live here? - Do you live here? - I am Victorimusic and I teach it. - Oh my gosh. - Dude, is this the internet now? What is that? - This is a bad AI assistant. - Have you guys ever been to like a newsletter site? - Oh, yeah. - See, they're so bad with that. - It's horrible. - It's horrible. - Which one? Which website? - Just like newsletter websites. - There's like Bejeweled Blitz ads. There's like pills. - It's not even yet. It's like Walmart ads. - It's like 20 celebrities that jumped twice. - It's a random shit. - It's a random shit that you do. - I will be honest with you. Twitch has gotten really insufferable. - Oh, my. This is the whole trailer. - It's pretty bad. - Aw. - There's an autobiography about it. - No. - $75. - Where did the monkeys come in? - Where are the monkeys? - Some trying to figure it out. - Yeah. - It's supposed to be the best summer ever. - Oh. - Whoa. - Yes. - What do you even teach a monkey to do that? - It's enough to buy my pony. - No. - What? - Wait, how much we're in the... - 15 bucks? - 30, it was like 30 bucks. - Wait. - No, but he believes him. No one believes him. - Come on. - He made this mess. - What the fuck? - It was a reward. - It's a bounty. - It's circus monkeys. - No, I see. - We're headed by some monkey guys. - Yeah. - To keep his dream alive. - Oh, the bull is dead. - No. - You're staying here and that's the end of it. - No. - Oh my God. - Oh. - Get him. - Oh. - What is happening? - No. - How do they get monkey actors? - It's growing up. - Yeah. - Then they found Trula. - Why don't they make Trula's like this thing about a man? - Get out of his arsenal. - Oh my goodness. Suspense. - Oh my, there's more lore. - No. - Yes. - What? - We're so smart. - What is happening? - She starts floating. - She turns into a monkey. - What? - She turns into a monkey. - I want to see him. - Ooh. - Whoo. - It feels like. - I found him to be free. - I'm proud of you, sir. - I can't get the slice of life. - It is. - It is Disney. I knew it. - Oh my God. - It's available only on video live. - Oh. - I can't wait. I'm looking forward to it. - Let's go. - Christmas game coming out soon, baby. It's coming out soon. - The perfect Christmas film. - Okay, bro. Wait. So it doesn't say Disney on your box? No, it just says featured family film. - Oh, it's actually a rare edition. That's a rare edition. - Yeah. - Leave that. - Misprint, misprint, get it printed. - Leave it. - Get it printed. Graded. See if it says an explicit. - Graded. - I don't think Graded. - I just say the printed get it graded. Graded. Graded. Praded. - It says responsibility, family respect and sacrifice. - Oh. - Yes. - It's like the biggest. - So dramatic. Yeah, so we almost died and-- - That is true. - Yep. That was pretty ass. I'm not going to lie. - If I got taken from this awesome life without watching some of the monkeys via that, I would get pissed. - Yeah, we're watching some of the monkeys and then this goes off again and then-- - No, that'd be okay. I'd be chill if we went like that, but if we went before watching some of this-- - Oh. - So wait, what's the oven? What is the oven doing right now? - It's normal. It's chill right now. - He fixed it, apparently. - He plugged it back in. - Oh, I don't know. - What is normal? - We haven't touched it, though, because we're kind of scared to even be in the air right now, but I wouldn't want to use it. I've only been using the air fryer. - I went to go eat yesterday and I was about to put my food in the microwave and I just changed my mind. - Yeah. - I just put it back in the fry. I did not eat yesterday. I was scared. - I imagine myself blowing up and I'm like, nah, I'm not that hungry. - You press on me? - Yep. - It's like a nuclear bomb. - I'm joking with the guy. So they were like going to go turn it on and then we were joking with the guy who was like, there was two guys and then one was in the kitchen, one was going to turn on the breaker for it. The guy in the kitchen, we were joking that he was going to blow up and he was like, yeah, I was like, I'm not reassuring at all. - Yeah, I'm not reassuring. - You're like, oh man, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, well. - That could happen. - What did you describe him as to me because I was asking if the electrician came and you were like, yeah, he's just like a regular normal electrician. He's not like an elite. What'd you call him? You called him something. You called him some-- - He's an elite. - Specialists or something like that? - Super. - Super epic elite electrician. - He's like not like a specialist electrician. - Oh, a Sears appliance electrician technician, God. - He was just in some big ass words. - Yeah, you were always-- - A Sears still in business. - I don't know, but for real. - An electrician came over and fixed two appliances of ours and made me feel like it was a Sears one. - Well, ain't that a peach. - Just a peach. Just a Georgia peach. - Just a peach. - Life is great. - Those are big electricians. - Yeah, that guy was funny. - Yeah. - I miss the electricians that had like a big belly and they would have their butt crack showing all the time. They would just-- - Those are plumbing. You're thinking plumbing. - Oh. Well, that means they could be electricians too. They could be everything. - Yeah, yeah. - All around, all around handed man. - Farmer's. - Hey. - All right. - Hey. - Thank you, thank you, thank you. - All right. - Thank you. - Oh, I want to act in one of them Disney movies now. The spirit and the family joy and sacrifice. - Wait, can we make a movie? - I would be really good. - Yeah, let's make a movie. - Let's make a movie. - That's making a movie. - That's making a movie. - Life is a movie. - Oh, I see. - Let's make it even more. - That's the monkey's, guys. - Let's do it. - Let's do it. - Let's do it. - Saving private Ryan. - Saving 20 monkeys. - Saving 20 monkeys. - Saving 20 monkeys. - Saving 20 monkeys. - Not to be confused with saving private. - From Al-Qaeda. - Saving 20 monkeys from Al-Qaeda. - Couple of guys were doing nothing. And then all of a sudden. - Five guys. - Fuck. - One army. - We should try and name drop as many businesses or things that we know as possible. - Yeah. - Like making like almost like a colo ad-read, like a complete. - Fucking. - Chilling on a sermon nine and drinking Coca-Cola. - No, no, no, no. - You're eating Coca-Cola. - You're eating Coca-Cola outside of Walmart. - Five guys. One of them is the target. On the way home from H.E.B. They stop at a jack-in-the-box. - He's got your understanding what they're doing. - I didn't know that a jack-in-the-box is not a thing. - Five guys wandering through the rainforest cafe. - There you go. - They're making like nuts a lot. You can't just say going back from H.E.B. and having Subway. - Went to a train station. - It's 7-11 at night. - And they're on a quick trip. - There you go. - Wait, wait, wait. - Wait, go. - They take the Panda Express too. They took it too. - They had to ride on the Panda Express. - Yeah, look at Panda Express. - Oh, good. - They had one target. One of them had to make the best buy price. I don't know. Something stupid. You know what I'm saying? - 20 monkeys. One man. - They couldn't find what they were looking for on the wall. - But at the Mart, nope. - Hey, yo. - Oh. - They broke the heart. - Oh. - Yo, it's crazy about you. You have the power to like edit that in post. And only you. - I'm keeping it. - I'm keeping it. - You can make yourself look so good. Make us all like laugh or something. (laughter) - Dude, no. There is, oh my God. There is something. So one of the things that I do is like, when there's like Dead Space or like, we just have like a little pause. I try to remove a little bit of it. So the flow. Sometimes it's like, sometimes I accidentally cut it too fast. And it's like the reaction is kind of off-candy. It's like, how do they know already who's going to make that joke? And it was like right off the bat. - Free firing glass. (laughter) - So instead of having it like whatever that moment was, you could just make it so we all laughed. You edited your mouth or something. - Greg, did you hear the fucking, the thing that I did of you? - What? - You said, you said it happy. - It sounded like a Roblox. - Yes. - It sounded like, it literally sounded like a Roblox like. - Happy. - Yes. - Happy. - Happy. - Happy. - Happy. - Happy. - Oh. - That's my Roblox. - Yeah, dude. I had it. Oh my God. What are you thumb now? - I love that Larry has full reign over the podcast and can do whatever he wants. - That's the problem. - Oh, yeah. - You just go in and go and dive in. - Oh, wait. - What? - It must have been a matter of memory. - Yeah, they put me on a TV. - Yeah, put you on the low computer. This was all last second. I was, oh my God. I was rushing to chunk you. Be like, "Chunk, how do I do this shit dude?" That guy is so fucking, he's way too ahead of everything. - Yes. - He's way, dude. I went to go ask him, how can I make this look more? He was like, all right. Do you have a 3D camera or iPhone? He's like scanned the whole room using like polycam and create like a, you know the little balls that have like the lighting shit on it. He's like, create one of those and then put it in the seat and then make it, I was like, dude. - There's so much stuff. I don't know. - That's what I'm seeing. It's like, how do you know that off the bat? - Just take a poo-poo dude. - It's funny because we only asked if we can. - Happy. - Where is it? - Happy. - Happy. - Is that the ashtray or not that? - I swear it was early. - It was pretty early. - Look at comments. Look at comments. You're going to find it. - True, true, true, true. - Let's do it, let's do it, dude. Give me time stamp for the viewers at home. The video starts out, okay. - Guys, start time stamping everything that happened. - Yeah. - Everything. - Like 1, 1, 0, 1, 0, 3, 22, Tanner does that. - Happy. - Happy. - I'm not sure. - I don't even still care. - This is successful, but I'm a, oh, isn't this like theologian? - Yeah, theologian. - And I finished my studies became a religion English and physics teacher in Germany at 21. - Good. - God. - Damn, usually it's at 2530, so I'd say I'm pretty successful. - Oh my. - I quoted some of your theories and jokes. - Oh. - And stuff during my studies in theology, let's just say you helped me make my. - Dude, they definitely quoted my fucking dinosaur one. - All right, don't take all the credit now. - Yeah, wait, what dinosaur one? - Well, apparently, I guess I'm just a mastermind because apparently it was from a TV show. - What? - I think I said that like, what happened if imagine that like dinosaurs, they were so advanced that they built spaceships and they like left and then the ones that just couldn't afford to get on a spaceship. - So you've never seen Rick and Morty? - That's what I'm trying, I guess I've never watched Rick and Morty. - I've never seen Rick and Morty. - No, so when I found that out. - Which is Rick and Morty, bro? - I didn't even know that wasn't Rick and Morty. - Yeah, I didn't know that either. - You're Rick and Morty is only for geniuses. - Yeah. - If you're watching, you're clearly not genius. - Do you watch Rick and Morty? - You are not Rick and genius, though, bro. - All right. Rick and Morty, "Happy Time Show," what is it called? "Smiling Friends"? - Happy Time Show. - Happy Time Show. - Happy Time Show. - I'm fucking dude. - Happy Tree Friends. - Or... - It's happy Tree Friends is so good. - Or regular show. - Dude, he just tried to say "Smiling Friends" was "Happy Tree Friends." - Oh wait, that's what I meant. - See? That was his best guess. - Wait, what's wrong? - Are they two different shows? - Very happy Tree Friends and "Smiling Friends." - Happy Tree Friends is that one where the little animals get killed. - Oh, yeah. - That one? - Yeah, that one. - Yeah, that one. - There's a piece of a squirrel with that one. - Look, their eyes pop out and shit. - Yeah. - I wonder if the other one where you get the little yellow guy and the purple guy. - Yeah, that one too. - All of them. - What was that? It's okay, buddy. - I wish I could scream like a banshee. That'd be so funny. - I knew banshee's even screaming. - That was like so loud. - Like really? - So loud. - Hey, really? - It'd be so scary. - Can you do your banshee impression? - No, don't look at banshee's. - If I didn't have roommates in the house, I would... - Oh, my God. - The banshee ghost. - Banshee screams. - Are they folklore? - Tell 'em about like ghosts or tell 'em about like an animal banshee. - Uh, ghost. - Uh, ghost banshee. - Ghost banshee. - The banshee scream right down there. - Click one, click one. - Is it loud? - Go ahead. - Oh, wow. - Okay. - Are they usually like horribly loud? - Yeah. - Uh, I mean, yeah. - Why don't you want to scream like... - Do you usually hear them in the... - Look up fast. - Look up fast. - Look up fast. - Ooh, I don't want... Ooh, it's gonna be so fucking loud. Hold on. Ah! I hate loud shit. - Oh, I forgot about this game. - This game is cool. - I thought that was what the game... - Oh, me? - Hello? - I'm so scared. - Here we go. - Lights are gonna flicker. - I think it already happened. - Oh. - Okay. - Okay. - Yeah. - You guys are making me nervous. - Can you hit those highs? - I can try. - You can try. - I didn't hear it. - No. - Dude, you need to like... - To use all of your lungs and... - I can try. - I can try. - I can try. - I can try. - I can try. - I can try. - You never want. - Ah! - I didn't hear it. - No. - You need to like... - To use all of your lungs and like... - I thought I did. - I thought I did. - As high as you can go. - I thought... - How was that? - Okay, see you guys... - Oh, that was... - I heard a crack. - That was scary. - I heard a seep through your little... - Well, the thing is about these mics is that like you could get really quiet and then get really loud and it stays at the same level. - Oh, you're right. - Yeah. - For us. - I don't know why, but it's just... - I won't scream because I don't want a neighbor to potentially hear us through these thin-ass walls. - Help! - You're so dumb. - You're so dumb. - No, I'm just a bitch. I was just... - You young help. - This is real! (laughter) - I'm not playing again. - I'm a dater! (laughter) - I just said that. - I remember I parked on the other side of the road and I got out of my car and I could hear you like just regular talking because you're windowing. - Oh my God. - And then I could hear you scream. I was like, "Oh my God." - It's so bad. It's so bad. These walls are so thin. - Wow. - I think what Tanner said was true. Houses in Texas suck shit balls. Like humans say it like that. - They're like... - They're like... - But he's saying all the problems that we have are just because it's Texas houses. - I believe it. - Honestly. - I've never experienced a problem like any of those in just any other house. Even my sister's house, literally nothing happened. - It's 'cause they're building them so fast. Like this house feels pretty fucking fast built. - They don't make them like they used to, bro. That's what I'll say. - They what? - They don't make them like they used to. - Oh no, they don't. - Right Isaac? - Yeah. - Oh yeah, I'm not now. - They don't like, you know, some just wood. We need a fucking cabin is what we need. - I want brick. - Yeah. - Lincoln log cabin build tree trunks all around the house. I want... - See, see I agree with you. - Wait. - Until... - Until... - One thing. - One thing. - Nailish net. - Turmites. - Turmites. - Ooh. - You're fucking cooked. - That'd be bad. - If you're interested with Turmites. - They make it all concrete. - Make it all concrete. - One earthquake, you're dead. - Oh my god. - Dude, who are you? - It's okay. - That's good. - Like no house. - I'm Mr. Architect. - Go ahead, keep going. - Cave. - Glass. - Too much reverb. - Not it. - Yeah. - Too much reverb. - I mean, if I could live in one house, probably, you never see like the modern, modern, what are they called? I've shown you these houses. - Like the square ones? - Yeah. - Modern based modern, what are they called? - I live in the Disney cast. - Contemporary, modern contemporary homes. - Yeah. - That's what they are. Yeah. - I don't know. They kind of remind me of like, you know, I'm being watched by somebody, I'm probably going to get killed soon. - Right. The killers. - Yeah, the killers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - The ones where, or like, what was that one, that one movie with the deaf girl? And she has like some guy trying to break in. - Oh. - They're always in a, yeah. - Yeah, I know what you're talking about. - Yeah. - The guy had a bow and arrow. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, the crossbow, yeah, the crossbow. It's always those houses. They have a really nice house. They're like, technology. He's like, you know, they got the alarm. And he's like, don't trip the alarm. - Dude. - That's crap. - Speaking of which, scary movies. I watched Scream for like the first time, a few days ago, and like, holy cow, watching that movie. Like, so this is where everyone gets all of their ideas. Like, it's so cool. - So this is where the vibe comes from, is basically, yeah. - Yeah. Like, the slasher vibe. - I've never seen it. - It's, it's really cool. - It's actually eye opening. Like, you see things and it's like, what? You know? - I feel like that's how it is. - What? - Reading the Bible. - Right, man. - Really? - Who are you going to hallelujah? - The Bible is an OG. - Bro, I feel like sometimes I can read the, like, because I've read something, I don't even know what it was. It was something from the Bible. I was like, damn, this is kind of like. - They need to make the Bible land. - They'll be stealing some ideas from it. - They're insightful. - Damn. They know what they're talking about. - They wrote, they wrote it. - It wasn't for the, the Bible of Sharknado would never be made. - Yeah, that's true. That's all I'll see. - Is that true? - Yeah. - I don't know. - You know, the plague, locusts. - Wait, what? - Sharks. - What? - What if one of the plagues was a Sharknado? That would be crazy. - What? - Oh, you still never answered my question. - Oh, hello, yes, my son. - It's up with Revelations 9. Is that real? - Unfortunately. - Oh. - The locusts are coming, the bugs. Hamburger helper's going away. - No! - No. - Is that the wipe? - Yeah, it's wipe day. - Wipe day. - Well, I'll tell you. Oh, my God. That's like Russ is like wipe. - Yeah. - I was gonna say Evan Almighty, that great movie would not be existing without the Bible. - Or Bruce Almighty. - Bruce Almighty? Is that what it is? Bruce Almighty? - So there's two, Bruce and Evan. - Yeah, there is. - There is. - Wait, which one's the one? - Evan Almighty is less scriptural. - Bruce Almighty is more scriptural. It's a weird. - Evan Almighty. - Evan Almighty is the one with... - What the fuck is this? - What the fuck is this? - What the fuck is this? - Evan Almighty. - Evan Almighty. - All right, now look at Bruce Almighty. - What's better, what's better, the Bible or one piece debate in the common? - Oh, one piece. - Yeah, Jim carries on this one. - One piece. - I think, yeah. The Bible piece. - Isn't it the same, same Morgan Freeman God as Evan Almighty? - He's God. - Morgan Freeman's God. - Morgan Freeman's God. - Morgan Freeman always plays God. - Dude, he's so old, I don't want him to die. What do we do? - I don't know, we should have started freezing. We fucking freeze him as we're doing. - We freeze him in our house? - Yeah, freeze him in our house when we're cooler. - We keep him in that jug of leaves. - Yeah, there you go. - Oh, and he grows a bit. - He's like a fetus. - He's like a fetus. - He's like... - He's like... (laughing) - He's like... (laughing) - He's like... (laughing) - He's using a switch to touch. (laughing) - Yeah. (laughing) (laughing) - That's crazy. - You got the movements straight, you gotta rub perfectly. Oh my God, dude, babies are so predictable, they're so fucking... - Yeah. Fuck those kids. - Fetuses are so predictable. (laughing) - You're growing. Fuck those kids, bro. - Fuck those kids, bro. - Oh my God. Oh, growing. - You are just such a college dude. - Thanks, bro. Level up. - Do you do your... Wait, so like... - Hold on, go. - Do you still do your laundry? - Just as last week or two weeks ago. - I remember... - I remember when Grunk was like, "Yeah, I wanna move in with you guys." I was like, "Grunk, you don't even know how to do your laundry." Remember that? Remember we talked about that at one point? - I do, I do, I do, I do. - And then I remember asking if you ever did your laundry and you're like, "Yeah, I did. It was lit." (laughing) - Have I been saying lit for that long? - You work? Yeah, you've been saying lit for a long time. - Can you please click on that picture of him with a million fingers? - Where? Oh, no. Where? - On the right. - Where? - I see it already. - Oh, I'm not deceiving me, there's not five! - I wish I was my hand. - That's Photoshop, Isaac. - Not really. - That's Photoshop. - That's Photoshop. - What's his name again? Jim Carrey? - Jim Carrey. - He actually has a hand. - That's why he was casted for it, because he could do the scene without any edit. - Can we watch the mask? - Can we watch the mask? - He saved a lot of dollars, like 70 or 80. - Can we watch the mask? - He has saved him much more money. - I saw it coming from the mask. It's actually kind of silly. - The mask is funny. - The mask is funny, and you know it's also funny, is Inspector Gadget. - Epoch. - Epoch. - Epoch. - Oh, we just watched Deadpool. - I'm gonna hit that. - Wow. - I also watched Deadpool. - I gotta be real. - You watch I haven't seen it yet. - Grog, you're gonna like a lot. - He died. - It's pretty funky, honey. - It felt like a last hurrah. - What? - Bro. - I think it's their last Deadpool movie. - Literally lying. - Mm-hmm. - I know mine too. - The last movie ever. - That feels like Ryan Reynolds. - We watched it in 3D hurrah. We did watch in 3D. - We watched it in 3D. - And we had this audience, right? We had this like couple of oldies sitting in the crowd with us. And boy, did they love the fucking writing in that movie because holy shit, they could not stop. - Did they clap? - Dude, yeah, like some of them were just like, oh, it'll be like, and then he grabbed my dick. He's like, oh. - Yeah. - It's like no. - It's so funny. - I was really funny, but oh my god, the fucking odds of getting a crowd like that. Like it is, it was a small theater too, it was a really tiny thing. And they were just cracking it every night. - There's a scene towards the end. And it's like when everyone was fighting, I think you guys know the scene. I won't spoil it. But the guy got up, he was just like, oh, yeah, he only wanted and then he sat down because nobody else was doing it. He was like, oh, dude. - No. - I think you guys staged. - Yeah, I was like dude. - After the credits? - I did. - I didn't know. - When he proved it. - You didn't? - Why? - Because I went there the second day that the movie dropped. - Yeah, you went there early. - I didn't want to deal with-- - Attention, movie lovers. - Drivers. - Drivers? - Dude, I feel like it's-- - I feel like it's actually judgment. You get so-- - It's a movie judge. - What the hell are you talking about drivers? You can stay to watch the end scene of a deadpool movie because of drivers. - Because I didn't want to have to worry about everyone going all at the same time and then having to worry about getting out. You know? - No. No one's staying there long with that. - What do they do? All right, look, what I'm trying to explain is if you're in an Avengers movie or anything Marvel related, right? And you get up after the credits are started, right? You don't sit and wait until after everything's done. I feel like everyone's judging you and thinking that you're just stupid and don't know. Like-- - Oh, they don't know that there's a secret scene. - Probably, yeah. - Yeah, probably. - I mean, that's what I do when people get up and leave. Like, wow, I'm an idiot. - Like, my logic was I'm just going to watch it on YouTube. I don't care. I don't go fuck. - Have you watched it? No. - No. - I don't know. - That chick is ruined. - I guess I have to go watch Deadpool. - You can also save time. Okay. You don't have to look it up and do all the searching. It's like playing in front of you. - I am going to save Twister. I'm going to save Twister. I'm going to save Twister. I'm going to save Twister in 4D. - No. - No. - No one needs to see that movie. I don't think. - Wait, what? - Is it going to be a real Twister? - That movie already came out. - No, it's coming out again. Twister. - It looks stupid. The trailer looks stupid. - You're just the hater, bro. the gate was there no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Oh, no, Matthew McConaughey, mmm, twister. Well, well, well Matthew McConaughey is twister. I wonder if he's still sponsored by Lincoln What? Matthew McConaughey, he's he a sponsored person. I was driving Lincoln before anyone paid me to you Who's the guy before it? I have no idea. I was like really infamous. I think I was watching something. They're making fun of it. Is he a soccer player? No, no, no, no, it was like a they're making fun of him in South Park It was like he was like they were doing like a race and then one of the drivers was like the spokesperson for one of the car things Yeah, it was Matthew McConaughey. Oh, it's him. Oh shit. Yeah, that was him. Apologies. Well, well, well, who is he? Yeah, he was like I was driving a Lincoln way before they paid me, too It was just that like every single time When people ask me why I drive a Lincoln. I tell them. I like Matthew Well, I love he's a guy. I love him. I actually love him. I don't like him. I love him Oh, there's only one. Wow, there you go. In South Park the first one. It's like every time Even Matthew McConaughey's a handicard driver for Christ's sake. Hey There he is. I was driving a handicar Way before I got paid to drive nice It doesn't even look like it. I know I have fields Hey Somebody always says in the commercials. I don't know It's like crazy cuz certain brands of certain like iconic people like Dior Sauvage has what's his face Johnny Depp Right. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, they've always had him. Yeah, it's always the same photo shoot. It's the same photos It's the one of him in the fucking desert in the desert or dressed as a pirate Where he's wearing white. Yeah. Yeah. Would you say that on? And then you got a Calvin Klein with David Beckham, I'm pretty sure David Beckham. I have Dave. I have David Beckham cologne. Yep. Really? Mm-hmm. It doesn't smell good. It smells like cigarettes. Oh, no, that's perfect Yeah Wait, that's chill. I wonder and we we are in the face of gamers ups Think about it. You're gonna root you're gonna have to wash that. Yeah. Yeah, you put that on. That's my new pose. Look. Oh, you're fucked Getting white girl way smell it's brought up My girl way should what all right for listeners at home. Larry is wearing a jacket right now Holding the stench to hold in my stench. I took a shower and then I realized I have no deodorant Oh I'm like, see why do you shower see I would that always happens to me I shower and I'm like, all right Don't need to wear deodorant then two minutes later. No, no you do because it's For some reason your body just produces the worst. It's like I soap up these motherfuckers. What is the point body? Why the fuck oh my god? What is the whole it's diet right? Yeah, mine kind of reeks I just eat onions I just ate three whole onions Everything It actually like a choice crazy how like different activities produce different smells of sweat like gaming sweat is the worst ever Gaming and streaming sweat. I want to hurt myself Screaming sweat dude Like because because like work out sweat and like physical activity sweat doesn't really smell that bad. It'd be real But like gaming sweat is like onion and sour tanner. I'm sorry, but yeah Titter Well, there is a smell you produce. I want to like almost like put it in a capsule Is it after I work out and then I fog up all the windows in a car That's so next to me. Oh my god. It's like it's like okay It's one of those smells and it's one of those like auras that you got where like when you're in the mood to like work out It's perfect that is at like I would want to be around that when I'm working out because I'm like, yes, that is, you know, you're just in it But in the other occasion Oh my god I remember you gave to me. This is like one of the first times Like we moved in together and you came to and you're like Can I use your car? I was like, yeah, sure and You came back. You're like if you're gonna use this. I'm really sorry Stitch I was like, no, it's fine. Don't worry about it. I go to the store and I'm like, holy Yeah, I was like I was like high off of your step Imagine you open it. You don't even know how it gets at that green comes out. Oh my god No, it's but it is the perfect gym or is it ass sweat? What is it back sweat? It's just but like it's just body like it's just body It's like all this pores just all the moisture that came out of my skin pores That's wild because I remember Isaac went into the store real quick. He turned the car off It was after a workout. He came back and all the windows were fogged up and he couldn't see It's because I was smelt so bad. I was walking up to my car and it just looked like I painted my windows white You were like either was a hamford on my window and like I was dragging down. I was like, oh my god. Oh my god Open the door. You guys mean love. All right, dude. He almost died, man. I saved his life Oh, it was too hot. Yeah, it was like 122 degrees out these guys these guys have left me in a car All alone, Nick. I was a snake left me in a car for velvet taco and it was really hot Explaining that full story. Oh, oh, okay. I said I want to stay in here Oh, yeah, I was like, are you sure? He said, yeah, I'm good. I was like, are you sure you know what it's gonna get hot? Yeah, I'm sure I was like I underestimated how long it was gonna be it was like 30 minutes. I was like, oh no I was like You didn't even like why did you get out? Because there's like two people fighting I was scared And then also like he was in a parking garage where the air is not really sure The Austin Heat, you know, yeah, it gets in there. I underestimated this no dude after the um After the the sports video that we did we I like fell asleep in the car and I got left outside of a fucking subway Uh, and I was asleep and I was like woke up. I was like who's like it's fucking hot in here And there's like no one in the car. I'm like, what the fuck yeah, and then you guys were out of fucking subway Getting a fucking that's like leaving a baby. Oh, I remember that. Yeah, you fall asleep like really easily I tried to wake you. He wouldn't wake up bro. How hard do you try and wake up? You're like, hey? Oh, no, like Larry nice nice nice. I swear you do that. I see Larry Larry You do that you're like no bro. I'll be like Larry Larry, yo get get the fuck up Larry and then you'll be like, huh, huh, huh? And then you're like, nay All right, I tried there. I tried there's tons where I'm a light super There's times where I'm the heaviest guy on earth. I don't know it's We have to really have to shake you. It's really I've had to like poke you before to wake you up Yeah, dude. I remember when nick fell asleep on the couch and we tried lifting him up and he was still asleep I remember that. I felt like I felt like we left a grenade in there and we walked away Like your first thought us to lift up the whole couch instead of like shaking it. Yeah, but we tried everything dude I remember waking up and no one was there and I felt so sad. I was like, where the fuck is everyone? Where did you guys go? I forget. Yeah, we went out to I'm pretty sure we actually know you guys want to shoot fireworks Oh, that's right. You didn't want to come after begging you for an hour and a half So we left you there We tried to wake you up because you need to be home by three o'clock you wouldn't wake up So we left a timer that went bah bah bah bah On the TV and let rent was far away was shaking the couch so hard We were we were trying to wake your ass up. Why do you guys not like pour water on me or something? The fuck the fuck you'd be so mad. You wouldn't be that like bro. The fuck no, I would not You guys think I would be you would be Your mouth I would do the shaving cream feathery thing Just pour a bottle of mustard on them I will convince you I would kill you guys if you guys ever did that to me You know what we'll do we'll convince you that you slap yourself We'll do this other shaving cream in mayonnaise We all have shaving cream on our hands, so we're just slapping your head And then we tickle your hand and you slap and you're like, oh my god. I did that Yeah, again, you should pour water on my face. Fuck. No, I'm not pouring water on your face Okay, let me ask you a question. How would you know? I did you piss you've never done it I know I was true You know you wouldn't be pissed by being woken up by water on your face Cold water on your damn face I think even mean to fall asleep I know and you and then I woke up to no one around me. You woke up to an alarm Try to wake you up. I woke. Yeah, I woke up to it like the world's most annoying alarm in the world. You're welcome. Who said that by the way? Was it you? Yeah, it was a youtube video for a timer. Yeah, we looked up five minute timer with the worst alarm world's loudest alarm ever That's how we do not time. I have to pee Hour eight you always got a pee pee dude Yeah, I gotta go actually drive back to my house that I where my parents are to let out my dogs because my parents Be home tonight. Oh, oh, all right. Let's write this up Okay, wait. Well should we for Tana come back? Yeah, three two one Time and guy We're we're ending this much Tana. Yeah, we're we end in the Month is becoming the crunch. No lunch. All right folks That was a whole lot of information that we spewed that was a good thing everyone's ears like There's something important. What's what a very important gamer stuff's note. Do we have to remind you guys? Um Joglin rain All right, a new flavor game or steps chocolate rain chocolate rain's coming out. That'd be awesome Theater stores now chocolate chocolate ring the movie Okay, never mind. I can't share any of it Oh, it's not until next week. Oh, can you eat outro with chocolate rain? I actually missed that. Oh, yeah, yeah I've been playing apex or split apex. I don't have a song. You shouldn't start again. It's really sweaty to fun. Oh It's fun All right, folks. Hey Thank y'all for watching and listening to the group chat podcast We very much appreciate it. Make sure to use code group for 10% off on anything Got going on. Okay, yeah, we're finishing off with chocolate right here. Take it away. Tays on day A baby born will die before the sin chocolate rain