Smile High Morning Show
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(upbeat music) - This is the Smile High Morning Show with Danny Williams and Jeff Gersh. ♪ Maybe when you're broke my heart ♪ ♪ That I had to do my day ♪ ♪ I'm sure you're there to win ♪ ♪ You'll love me ♪ ♪ All those downs are said that I love you ♪ ♪ You'll love me ♪ ♪ Yes I try, yes I try ♪ ♪ You'll love me ♪ ♪ You even know you know I die for you ♪ ♪ Just sickly Jeff ♪ - Show high. ♪ It's all about O'Donnie ♪ - It's do or die time for the Denver Broncos. And will the buffs let down? - On a Caitlin Clark rolling. Danny and Kyle, other radio shows trolling. ♪ Football, righty, audition, let's go ♪ - Let's get Kyle. - Let's get Kyle. - Oh my goodness gracious. ♪ What do you think you are ♪ ♪ What a dupe beat ♪ - It's watching this guy. - Oh my gosh. Show high. O'Donnie, the greatest day in baseball history. - Wow. (laughing) - Wait, what? - I didn't think he was good. - That way. - Against the Marlins in a regular season? What are we doing here? - The greatest day in baseball history. Damn, you know I think Chris Collins' word. - I love a little hyperbole. - You totally love some. - Shallow has juiced it up, you know? - Shallow has called me the human filibuster, okay? But that is hype over silly thing. That was a little strong. - Oh my God. - I had to think about it. And I listen, we are Alex and I are historians of the game. - Okay, like a steamroller, baseball is much done. - I may not know Osmosis Jones, but ask me about game one of the 1988 World Series. - He's all over it. Who has time for Osmosis Jones when you're watching the 1980 World Series? - Not me, not me. - I understood later in the day, Alex, and I apologize if I came after you too strong for the Osmosis Jones. - No you didn't. - I forgot the way that Alex lives his life. Like it is sports, he's dedicated, he's dedicated. He doesn't have time for Osmosis Jones. And also, this is sad to say, we may have missed our window with Alex and Osmosis Jones. He might be too young for Osmosis Jones. - I was thinking that he was too young for Osmosis Jones. - But you are good enough. - He's cultured. - Yes, cultured enough to go back and maybe watch it and realize the back. - Wow. - Because Alex is a throwback. He is, he's a true throwback. - I'm from the old school. - He is, Alex, that's one of the things I love about him and that's, bro, the cast from Nicole Kidman to Chris Rock to Bill Murray. It's like, it'll never happen again. Check this out. Like Matt Frazier, Matt Smith with one T. He just started liking sports like seven or eight years ago when like he's gotten his first fantasy league. Now he's super into it. Like before that he was doing D&D, Dungeons & Dragons. And anyways, you see what I'm saying? - No. - Alex just from you were ripping on other people. - He's timeless. He's just timeless and the things that he does, it's beautiful. - So I think they should have gone with Shohei Otani's greatest day in baseball history. - Ah. - Pen, RBI, are you kidding me? - Is he gonna have a better day than that? - Here we go, I love this. - Also, why are the Marlins? - Also, why are the Marlins pitching to him? Did they just say F it? We'll do it live. And they're just throwing. - Okay, 'cause listen, why are they pitching to him? - Here's why this. - Six for six. - Here's why the greatest day in baseball history sounds crazy. 'Cause if you would have just said, the greatest day in Dodgers history. - Okay. - No. - Oh, I would be more willing to get on board with that. - No, hey. - That's the greatest day in baseball history. - Oh, I don't believe. - What I just saw. - That's up there. - We got right, we got Jackie Robinson stealing home for the Dodgers. We got the Dodgers, you know. - The Giants were the better. - The Tigers win the pit. - The Dodgers are timeless, bro. They've had a, they want tons of championships. It's not the greatest day in baseball history. Hold on. - Or is it? - Or is it? - No, no, no. - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. - You are a fan of Hyperbole. No, if it was in the World Series, then yes. If it was in the World Series. Oh, by the way, what does a gay Dodger say? Show, hey. Show, hey. (laughing) - So does, the 51-51 club, does he top this in his career? Does he hit four home rounds? - How many games are left? - He could get 55, 55 this year. - I was just going to say, what is-- - Oh, more than that. You know who they-- - 66, they got this weekend. - Who? - The Rockies pitching staff. - Oh. - Here, right? - It's in LA. They come here next week and though we should go. - Or on the go, for sure. - Show, hey. - Show, hey, Otani put Ronald Akuna in the rear view mirror. Akuna, also I feel bad for because he suffered that injury. And you know what we say around here, Danny. Akuna Matata, it means no worries. So he'll be okay. - Nine games left. - It's a wonderful thing. But also with Judge, so Judge hit 60 home runs only two years ago and is then completely overshadowed by Show, hey, Otani. - Can you stop the show? - Not even talking about Judge. - Real quick. - You don't have to tell me about Judge. - Oh, rise. - Hey, you don't have to tell me and JJ about Judge. We were there, literally. We saw 62 go out. - I get the wonderful. - Globe live, baby. - Damn, it was sick. - I get there, bro. - What a moment for JJ and I, you know? That was really cool for you guys. - We had to roll the dice. There was-- - You thought you were going to catch it? - There was no sure thing he was going to hit that. We had to mind went to Texas to see him, not even play that weekend. - A's fan caught it instead, caught five others in the same game. - I know. - He was just ready. - That guy was on this air. - Exactly. - That guy sucks. - When the guy caught Judge's ball, it happened. Like right at the start of the game, Judge let off. And it happened almost instantly where people were like, for one, just getting in there. - Yeah, just getting prepared like, man, gonna be a great show today. - I had the video, I remember I sent you guys the video. - Yeah, we totally remember. - Stop. - What, no, we remember it was so cool. - What, what's the, what's the problem? - You said, hey, I remember. - Acuna Matata of you. - Acuna Matata. - No worries. - Acuna Matata. - Does Acuna bounce back? - Absolutely. - I like him a lot more than Tatisse. And Tatisse is somewhat kind of come back. - Tatisse on Tatoover. - No, he's still kind of doing things. It's just not quite the same, but you're not on all the drugs. - So feeling you like a monster. - Do you feel bad for Aaron Judge? 'Cause Aaron Judge would be historic right now. - What? - Aaron Judge would be historic right now, but they're forgetting. - No, they're the two best players in the game. Who's talking about you? - Dude, those are the two MVPs. - Yeah, they're great. - They're great, they're great. Hey, these are all time great. - Can you believe we have these guys right now? - I can't believe it. Listen, I think people are sleeping. - Take care of Andy. - Take care of Andy. - They're in Sosa. - I had to explain to Andy at Culture Street just how special Otani is. Okay, just like, I'm like, the guy could, if he wanted to just try to win 17 games as a pitcher a year, he could do that. My hit 20 a couple of times, might be around 14 or 15, that's baseball, Ray. He could do that, okay? So yeah, so close to strike, so almost practically. - Is it almost or practically? - Oh, I think we changed it to almost, but I think it's practically-- - I like it, specifically. - James Earl Jones, R.I.P. legend. We're never gonna get that again. - No. - Who is, is there any new version of a voice like Morgan Freeman, those first few years? - Yeah, Morgan Freeman's got the crown right now. He cannot die. We have to cryogenically freeze Morgan Freeman, but up there, I would say like the voice from Frasier, that guy, you know, I just watched Osmosis Jones, so I'm a big fan of-- - Kelsey Grammer. - Yeah, Kelsey Grammer. - He's talking plates so that strikes on almost disaster. - Yeah, almost! You are good today. - You just hate that. - Yeah. - I am. - Sorry. - One day. - I thought you got it right. I was like, the greatest day in the history of baseball. There's no way to say this. - Oh, greatest wood. - Costner. - Just for the voice. - You don't. - Northbrook. - The greatest day in the history of baseball, you dumb it down. If you're like, the greatest day in the history of regular season baseball. - Oh, oh. - Yeah, okay. The great dude. - That's a weird call though. - No one on Father's Day was up there for me, so no one hitting for the cycle. - Oh yeah. - And hitting the greatest-- - The greatest performance. - Yeah, walk on. - For the cycle. - Hey, watch this. - That's like, how do you make that up? - For the cycle. - With the bloody eye, you can't drop on him. The greatest performance in the history of regular season baseball. Right now? You can't? - There you can. - I would have rolled on a third. - On a Thursday afternoon in Miami. - Yeah. - It should have said it was a roll off the top. - It doesn't roll off the top. - Of Shohei Otani's career. The greatest, I need to hear it again. - Can you do it again? - Also, they were like, oh, by the way, his best friend stole millions from him. And I was like, ooh. That would just bind his career. - No one really believes that. - That was career defining. That guy's like, back in his home country on a beach leading a headlight. - Imagine-- - He just can't be seen. They probably-- - He was locked up. - Here's what I think. He's not locked. He's out. - You bet? - He had to take the fall. But he's to like-- - Take the fall. - To make sure he's gonna hurt. - Get in dignity. - Kill the head. The body will die. Sorry, I didn't know we were going with this. - He's the head. - You wanna hear it again? - He's gonna, yeah, I was like, he's gonna have to the Otani guy have his face like face off. - He's gonna have his surgery so no one will ever recognize him again if he doesn't want. He's not willing to do that. Well, he took one for this with all plans. He's doing a big favor, actually. - Imagine if they just like-- - He's doing a big, he didn't do anything wrong, but that's part of his getting a new face like a plastic surgery and stuff. - They took his-- - Do it, do it. - And he's getting the identities changed, what? - They took his face off. - What do you got for us? - What if they just-- - The greatest day in baseball history. - Oh, hell, yeah, and then we're gonna go to Vermont. - This is not real life. - Oh man, you gotta mash that. You gotta mash that with the kid. - David after dentist. David after dentist was on the call for the show Hayo Tani game. - The greatest day in baseball history? - Is this real life? - Would he say the history of baseball or baseball history? Or does it matter? - Well, you were so good with the crowd of the-- - Strike zone, yeah. - Strike zone almost decent. - You can get it right. - Is this real life? - This is not real life. - Good job, Alex. That's the Alex I know and love. - He's capable. - Yeah, he's great, man. - Oh no, he's great. - Okay, he's fine. He's overworked. - Nate's mad at us. - It's fine. - 303, 831, 1340, the hotline as well. This is the text line. Thanks for being with us. We appreciate the interaction and the participation. No, Jeff here. He's got some kind of fungicide. - He's got a toe fungus. - He's got a fungus. - And he's out. So Kyle's in for Mr. Fungus. - He's got a toe fungus and in his traveled to his armpits. - That's right. - Got to watch out for-- - All that drags. - It's found all the cracks and crevices on his body. Fat! - He's got a really low immune system. - What's going on with that house? - Really? - He's like, I haven't been sick in four years. - I took George and Alex. - He was dropping like twice. George and Alex came one day and JJ was here before school started. So I took them to Boondot's putt putt right after the show. I Jeff went and did a job, like an hour or two job. And after his dad left, George goes, I haven't ate it days. - Whoa, I malnourished him somewhat. - So I got him some soups and a blanket I put on him. - Here you go buddy. - And I tried to find him some strength. - Here's a bowl of water. I tried to buy him an immune system. What's going on over there? - Yeah. - I'm going to get him a shot. - What? - That's one shot, kid. Alex Becker produces the product. He's one of the grades in Denver Radio right now. He runs the show. He runs the show. - I run the show. - Kyle Barry, a bit of a-- - Lagoon. - No. (laughing) - I wish I would have hit that. Kyle was, I was going to say, a bit of a legend. Legend might be strong folk hero. - I kind of mean that. His work. - Listen, the shows that Kyle Barry has worked with. Danny and cello, Danny Girst and Alex collaboration. D-Mac and Alfred, listen, check this out. Kyle Barry, help him make Cecil Lamy and Nick Ferguson what they are today out of business. - Nick Ferguson's in business. - Oh, we got too loud. - I love when we get too easy. Back on the other side, it's Mallory Sports. (upbeat music) ♪ What do we do? ♪ ♪ Don't look now, but last night's my show ♪ ♪ I can't believe that I can't keep ♪ ♪ We're smiling babe, I hear it's it ♪ ♪ Listen now, we're scared, we're screaming ♪ ♪ We're ♪ (upbeat music) - The Smile High Morning Show, weekdays at 10. Here are your hosts, Danny and Jeff. - We can't play the Diddy version anymore. We have to play the original. - Yesterday we should rock the show. I laid the track when you lock the closing. - That one was good. Our IP do a lot of good Diddy songs that we can't play anymore, 'cause he's canceled. - That's weird. - That's so weird. - He's actually, he's like as weird as R Kelly. - I'm not supposed to say this 'cause liability and legal stuff. - Really? - Yeah, but whoa. I actually heard that Jeff's sick, caught something from Meek Mill from one of these freak off parties. - I went to a Meek Mill concert once. - How was that? - It was so sick. - Really? - Yeah, but now I feel like weird that I was there and I didn't know what was going on. - I was saying a lot about you. Was that Pride Week? (laughing) - When I sent you that video from Pride Week, I thought the Rockies game was a day earlier, so I went to the Rockies game and there was no Rockies game, and I went to the Viewhouse and it was Pride Week, and they were singing Cher and playing Gay Bingo, and I sent you guys that video. - That was a super- - I was there and I were like, what are you doing? (laughing) - It was a super accident. I was like, oops. (laughing) - I was just there. - Causic, where are the chicks at? - Oh, there's a couple, wait. - I'm not sure. - You're not sure. - Oh, there's one, wait. - At that point, you throw caution at the wind, I would say. - Yeah. - Well, anybody. - Anyway, you wanna talk about sports? - Yeah. - I do. - Dude. - 303 through 130 hotline as well as the text line. Holler at us, hit Kyle. - Give him one of those, what's up, brothers? - Aylo hit the text line and said, how about Kyle's prediction yesterday for the New England Patriots covering six points. - I hate to see it. - 'Cause I'm all about this primetime dogs thing right now, okay? Especially after the big Atlanta win over Philly. I thought the primetime dogs thing was alive and well. All right? Oh, also the bears covered. The bears covered against the Texans, who would have guessed that. So all the New England Patriots had to do yesterday was show up, but guess who showed up? Vintage Erin Rogers, the goat. Never go against the goat. I immediately felt like sick to my stomach that I was going against something that has been a norm and a state that-- - He cooked right off that. - Yes. - He has a played ball in two, like essentially two years. - Two years, yeah. - And then don't forget last night, where they played was the scene of the crime where he got hurt last year. - Where he'd running out and he was out with the flag. - Like Rocky, the mascot. - Captain America. - Yeah. - Also, did you see the way that Erin Rogers looked at Robert Salla when they went up 14-nothing? So that's a big hot-- - That was up with that when he tried to hug him? - That's a hot topic on social media today is Robert Salla goes in for a hug and Erin Rogers kind of pushes him away and everyone's trying to figure out, you know, lip-read what Rogers says to Salla. - And what do you think, what are the experts who? What is-- - We've agreed to score lead. - Yeah, we've agreed that it's something about it-- - Who's that baseball guy, Jimbo, Jim-jong? - Johnboy. - Johnboy. - Well, a Johnboy sports, he can, I bet he got it. - I think they tagged him, so he might've got it. But it looks something like too early or too score lead, like he's saying, like he's like, yo. And, but then the way Erin looks at him, Danny, you have to look it up, pull it up right now. The way he looks at him is like, he looks him up and down like he's judging him as a man. It goes way further than like, it's too early. Let's not celebrate. - Okay, I got to see this. - It's like, Erin's looking at him like, you're a pathetic loser. He looks at him like, he's judging him like, man, you are just not, you don't know when to celebrate, do you? - Salla? - He looks at him like, man, you are not a man. - It's hard to touch down, but you suck, coach. - Yeah, like, I'm just better than you. It honestly looks at, and he looks at him like concerned. Like, Rogers is-- - Whoa. - Rogers is looking at Robert Salla like he's concerned that they can't get through the season together. - Look, no, no, no, you're going too low. - No, I'm not. - We got to just, we got to go. - Rogers is an effort. He's a jerk. - Okay, so can I say effort? - Not at all. - They're saying he was treating Salla like he was family to Rogers. - He looks at him like, what are you doing? You complete moron. You should know better than this. And he looks at him like a little brother. Like, I expected-- - I think I kind of got it. I think I kind of got it. - What do you think? - I'm reading too much into it. I think he like-- - You're totally reading in there. - The very last look, he looks him up and down. He looks him up and down like, why would you even try to hug me like-- - Okay, time out time out time out time out time out. - Here's exactly what happens. I'm looking at it. I've looked at it 20 times in a row here. He comes and watches this initial Kyle, boom. They embrace with the hand, they dap, they dap. Then Salah wanted a hug. Rogers wouldn't give him the hug. - Elmo loves you. - Just kind of brushed him off a little bit and then said something to him as he's walking away. What I think happened, what I think happened here? Salah's in the old coordinator's ear and he's in Rogers' ear saying, let's run here. Let's run here. We got a lead, let's run here. Run, run the ball here. Bryce is cooking, he's ready. He's got him, stick to the game plan. Rogers is going for 200 yards once this season, until last night. Until they let it, he's going for 158 and 170. - It's only been two games. - I'm saying that's one, 100 in something yards with the greatest, most prolific passer in the history of the National Football League. - It's the greatest day in national football league history. - That's nice, that's nice. But what I think is, that's what happened there. And Rogers was like, this is my show, B. - R-D-L-A. - He's saying, this is what happens when you let me cook. He's telling them, this is, I've been doing this. This is what I do. - I'm the greatest of all time. - Don't you ever doubt that? - Don't look me up. - Don't ever effing question that. - This is James Harden coming down. This is Danny Williams at the Y. - James Harden. - Danny Williams at Dad Ball, coming down like, oh my God. - You just went from Aaron Rogers to James Harden to Danny Williams. - Hey, it went like, prime, prime Williams. - And prime, like, hard. - Prime Williams and prime Harden, cooking. He's stirring it up. He's cooking. - Prime Rogers cooks prime Williams and prime Harden. - Prime Rogers, dude. - Rogers, we're talking about Rogers. Not Harden, what is Harden ever won? - I'm talking about Williams. - What is Williams ever won? Besides, freshman year, tennis. - Well, I played one singles as a sophomore. I was a city champion. - I find another one of those in the history of. - The national. - Look at those chills, Colorado. - It's a tennis league. - Hey, Danny. - What's up? - Yo, what's up, man? - Not a menu. - Nothing, what are you doing? - I'm getting ready to run up to Hitler's dream for our concert walkthrough. - What? Hey, it's Tommy Tutone, lover boy. The Gin Blossoms and your cool concert headliner. Rick Springfield. - No, that's not it. - Oh. - The concrete one. Hey, you haven't heard from James, have you? - Uh oh. - Does he know what time it is? - Hey, we're- - Hey, who is that? - Hey, hey. - Don't cuss. - Cello, this is a voice from your past. Name this voice. - Aaron Rodgers. - Say something else. - Aaron Rodgers is manlier than Robert Sallow. - I don't know, I can't pick up that voice, who is that? - Oh, first of all, Cello, do you know what time it is? It is 1026. Danny is literally on the air at Mile High Sports Radio right now. That's Kyle Barry. - And he brought you on the air. - You're live on the air. - You're live on the air. This is Cello Romano. - You're live. I'm holding the phone to the microphone. (laughing) - Hey, no one heard anything about all of our top secret stuff, though we're good. - Everybody up on your face. (laughing) - He got me. - Got him. (laughing) - Nice, Cello. - Not nice, Cello. - All right, later bro, Chach. - He's all, have you talked to James? - Hey James, who? James, who Danny? James, who? - Washington. - Earl Jones. (laughing) He was, Cello, asking me, how do I feel about it? 'Cause he knows I do that bit. Crowd of the plate, so close to strike zone, practically disappear. - I'm Miss Cello. Man, that was funny. - You, Cello and Josh. - Cello's just calling you in the middle of a show. - Yeah, imagine you, me, Cello and Josh. - Cello doesn't know anything about you if he's calling you right now. - He doesn't know anything about me? - No, why would he be calling you right now? You've been doing a show from 10 to 11 for the past. - That's how important that-- - How many years now? - That's how important that news was. - Hmm. - I don't know about that. - I mean, the offers. - You'd be like, oh, hang on, show. Let me go answer this phone call from Cello. - The offer's so big from the fan. He said, just walk off right now. - Oh, James from the fan? - No. - You just, didn't you just-- - Talking about James. - James Loney. - James. - Good pull. - James Loney. - James Loney. - X Dodger. - Nice. - Let's go. - X Rocky? - Oh, no, no, X Ray though. - That was from James Farnsworth. - Ooh, nice to know. - He wanted, he's got something from all C's. - All C's collectible. - Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket. Where can you find all C's collectible? - Well, there's two locations actually. - Or on the Roar off Abilene basically right off of the Frontage Road, Mississippi in 225. - In Greenwood Village. - No, close. A Rapahoe and University. Rapahoe and University is streets of South gonna used to be south of the mall across the street. You're thinking of the Shane Company, just off of Rapahoe Road and a Gloria Street, one half mile east of 525. Open Monday through Friday until eight. - Saturday and Sunday till five. - Or online at shinkone.com. Anyways, it's good to break. Definitely was good. - That was good. Hey, Rogers is a man again. - Now you have a friend in the diamond business. - Yeah, that's right. Now Rogers has a friend in Robert Salah. - Does Robert, does that relationship work out? - Do you think I nailed it? - What? - I forgot your take 'cause you answered a phone call. - Listen, Rogers is telling Salah, hey, cowboy, I know more about offense than you ever dream about in your life, brother. - So you better get with the program here, if you wanna be a great one. Let's explode. This ain't old jets football. - Let's blah, blah, blah. - Hey, Robert Salah, before I got here, you were one pathetic loser. - You were nothing. - When I think you were worthless. - Hey, hey, you take reminded me of a take that I have before we go to break. - Say her. - So I think that we could be overthinking it and Robert Salah was calling for one, go for one, on the headset like you talked about, and his headset is connected to Rogers helmet, right? So Roger-- - Your headphone, your headphones connected to your-- - Five phones, sorry, I don't know. - So Rogers headset was too close to Robert Salah's headset and it overmodulated, so he kind of pushed him away, like, bro, ow, like it hurt his ear 'cause he was calling, go for one, go for one and they were hugging. - Like you can't hop with those on. - In his ear and he's like, oh, get away from me. - Other interesting theory, good stuff. - Thank you. Man, Danny Bailey rolls in, all blonde. Man, I'm not into dudes, running the court, I'm not into dudes. He's in the post on the other side of the court. - Per say, hey, you're throwing yokech passes to Danny Bailey. - That's right. - I'm having to defend him and he's running to the other end of the court and we're playing wreck ball. - We're just cooking. - And you're just throwing it from out of bounds. - Launching, when I got a big guy like this, he's unselfish though. He's always looking for me 'cause he knows I'm so dangerous. - Oh my God. And then if I even manage to play defense on him, - Good luck with that. - Whoever else runs with him just has an easy layup. I can only do so much. I can't, I'm not Rudy, go bare out there. - There's only one man who could really stop Danny Bailey and it's Alex Becker, but he's all caught up in that elite baseball right now. They're trying to beat that team, that half chick team next weekend. - Also, Dan Felman could've guarded him, but hit his head on the ball. - I would've got the D brother. - Yeah, get it right. - Sorry, what'd you say? - What'd you say? - It's a D. - Oh, it's 'cause you have to sign up for Eon Time. (laughing) - 'Cause they couldn't sign up for Eon Time. - Yeah, the league had filled up by the time we tried. So our only option was you gotta move up to deer, take the fall off. - So it was, that's old Danny Williams move. It wasn't even like we were done beating up on these. - I don't know. - They just were automatically upgraded. (laughing) - I should be giving COVID. - Like we're one of the poorer teams in league D, but we run league E. - Yeah. - So it's like, oh, which one? - That's cool. - Between tripling majors, you know. - Yeah, I get it. - Yeah. - Running on E. - Well, anyways, 303, 831, 1340, the hotline as well as the text line. It's 98.1 FM, it's 107.5 HD3. College football, we're gonna have a peak. We have the best college football guy. - I got a couple plays. - In the business, perfect, save 'em. Because while you're looking, searching, well, man, where can I find some of the best picks not only here in town, but around the whole globe? Well, we got the guy with the best picks. He is Chris Nash, AKA Chris. - Cash. - And he'll be on with us on, like the other two ones. Allow myself to introduce myself. Chris will be with us. - Do we mess that out? - No, I said he'll be on with us on. - The other side. - It's my exports. - Yeah, hold on. (upbeat music) - Hold on. - We can get it. It's like smash. (upbeat music) - It's a '90s man. It's a '90s man. - Hold on. - You can do this. I know I can. - Oh, they're here. They're coming to veil. They're coming to veil for us. - Oh, yeah. - It's Harvey. - Hey, things. - B-N-L. B-N-L. B-N-L. - Bear naked ladies. - That you gave it to me. That's not good, Scott. - Oh, that's good. That's a tough. We gotta go. - Promise sports. (upbeat music) - This is The Smile High Morning Show with Danny Williams and Jeff Gersh. - Turn that one up a little oxygeny to take over here. ♪ I've never been close to tragedy ♪ ♪ I've been close to folks who have ♪ ♪ Have you ever felt the pain so powerful ♪ ♪ So heavy you could last Kyle ♪ ♪ Boom ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Whoa ♪ ♪ I've never imagined ♪ ♪ Not the glory ♪ ♪ But I don't want who has ♪ ♪ Which makes me bigger ♪ - That's right. (grunting) - That's right, Kyle. - I want to be right. - No, yeah, I do. I do want to be right. I want to be right. - This is better than Dave Grohl. - I don't know. He's living a pretty good life for sounds like. - Sounds like. What have you seen with, oh. - He's like having sex with that. - You see Arnold Arnold's. (laughing) - Cleany lady. (laughing) - You too much of cleaning. - Yeah. Come on, Dave Grohl. This must be a rock star. - I know. Like, at least live the rock star life and like, hook up with like... - Babes? - Yeah, babes. Sorry. - I mean, come on. David Lirothi hooking up with... (laughing) - No. - Bertha. (laughing) - Bessie, Flossie, and Pearl. - A big booty trudy over there. (laughing) - And a friend who's eating a slim gym over there. (laughing) - Mud flaps over there. - It was a turkey slim gym. What were you saying, Alex? - Oh. - She's like, dad, you packed my lunch. You packed a slim gym and he's like, yeah, but it was a turkey slim gym. - That's from Osmosis Jones. - Really? (laughing) Are you being serious? - Damn it. - Damn it. - And that Osmosis Jones is poppin'. - I guess I'll let you go. - I guess I'll let you go. - It's on Tooby. - It'll help you with like, you'll understand your body better. - Yeah. - Oh, I also had that take. So Alex, a big reason why to watch Osmosis Jones is it's so educational. You can watch it in class when your teacher doesn't show up, when your teacher has strep throat. You can watch Osmosis Jones when it teaches you about the human body. - Let's go out to the Hotline, bringing our guys one of the best pickers out there. You can't find him anywhere, only here and only right now. It's Chris Nash, AKA Chris Nash. Hey, Chris Nash, Nash, Nash, Nash. - Hey, how are you good? - Hey, good, how was dad's with endonuts? - Good, good, good. - I didn't even see Jack. - Oh yeah, he was over by the fence. - Okay, parting with the chicks. - Yeah. - All right, he doesn't mean that. - No, I do. Yeah, everyone likes Jack. So, okay, a big weekend of college football, it's starting to feel like you can get a grasp of who's kind of got it, who's cooking, who's got a quarterback that came out of nowhere, who's not for real. These are the weeks where I think money can be made before these bad teams kind of get better and catch up and cover spreads. - I like to take those big covers, but what do you like this weekend and even tonight, anything coming up? Tonight! - I like the Googers, Washington State, playing at home, you know. - What's the number? - It's 13. - Okay. - Yeah, like Syracuse is kind of interesting. - They're weird. - They're Stanford. - You're weird. - Yeah, but they got a good quarterback. They're playing at home against Stanford who had traveled 10,000 miles to play a conference game. And they're eight and a half. - So you like Syracuse to cover the eight and a half? - Yeah, I do. - Okay. - So Nebraska, Illinois game, I'm going to stay away from Ike. - Why? Why would you not? I think right now Nebraska is a little over-inflated. One second, then Illinois, you know the defense is going to be good. So I'm getting right now, Illinois, a top 25 team, and seven and a half points. Seven? I think that's pretty solid. - That is pretty solid, yeah. I mean, so if I was going to take, if I would take it, I would probably take Illinois. - Okay. And you like Washington State to cover 12 and a half. I'm looking at it fandled against San Jose State. I like that too. Okay, what about Saturday? - I like USC going against OU. I think USC, I think OU's got some issues, offensive-wise. And, but I like USC, they're playing pretty well. I like LSU Tigers against UCLA because UCLA is bad. (chuckles) - Wait, USC has Michigan. - Or Michigan, I'm sorry. - No, no, you're good, you're good, you're good. Okay, LSU has got UCLA, correct those? So either way, so say that again one more time. - USC at Michigan, because I think Michigan's not very good. - Yeah. - LSU against UCLA. - You like that cover, the big number? Alex, step here real quick on that one. - Oh, I love LSU there. It's down to 22 and a half. I think UCLA is going to win about two or three games this year. And then their LSU is primed to break out here in Death Valley. I think they win by at least 30. - I think totally, UCLA is outclass for this league that they're in. - That UCLA intro press conference was a joke. - It was. - When they, when they intro their new head coach, who was a great running back for UCLA, but they can't really get their stuff together. - So do you know what, I'm telling you guys right now, Chris, and then I want you to keep going. I'm gonna pencil in LSU as a gigantic money lock for me. I've, there's only been three weeks of college football and I've done that already one time this year and they've torched me. So you're telling me right now, go big on LSU as one of my three legs of my biggest parlay of the weekend. - I think so. - I like it. Okay, keep going. - All right, we got Mizzou, Missouri Tigers against Vanderbilt. Vanderbilt came back to Earth last week and they were riding high until they ran into Georgia State. (laughs) Missouri playing, Missouri playing very well. - Vanderbilt might not do anything in this game but Missouri will find its way to 35 points. - Yep, and then I like the U. Miami's playing very well. - Their quarterback is wicked good, so sick, transfer. - South Florida, South Florida played well the first record of the Bama and then they just, the wheel fell off. - Yep. - So I like, I like the U. That's basically could be a home game for them because they play so far north anyway from where they're in Miami. Now Tennessee, I like Tennessee against OU. I think Tennessee is playing very well and OU has some struggles. And I like, this is kind of a reach. Old Miss, 35 and a half against Georgia Southern. Old Miss is just throwing huge numbers up. - Oh, on purpose. - Yeah, I think so. - They're, they're torching. - I love Old Miss too. - Old Miss is not afraid to score 60 points on somebody and they'll go to 70. - And Kiffin's about covering all the time. - Yeah, he is. - He's like, he's like Spurrier, he's like Spurrier, it was back in the 90s. He's like, hey. - Perfect Con. - Vegas gave me a line. - That's a perfect Con. - And then my last, yeah. And then my last game of the night, I hate to do, I did it last week and they burned me but my Wildcats are going to Provo and I'm just thinking BYU is gonna not win the game but I'm gonna take the cover against my Wildcats. - You know what, I don't get to say about this. No Provo. No Provo. - Yeah, I know. - Yeah. And man, that's good stuff. We got like one minute, anything else. That's beautiful stuff. I like that a lot. - Oregon stayed at home against Purdue. Purdue really shocked me last week. I thought they were gonna show up. - That was an embarrassing product. - Yeah, yes. So I like the duck or I like the bees. If we're just a CW game on 6.30. Other than that, and then I like how, I love how Baylor's at CU and Baylor's getting two points in and I'm like, is you any good. So, and Texas is Texas, you know, 44 and a half. Do you really want to take 44 and a half against you in El Monroe? I mean, especially with the Golden Grandchild playing, Manny playing, you know, that'd be if you're up big and you just want to watch the game and put some money on it that see if things, of course, seven touchdowns or more. - All right, man, I like that. You gave me two or three then I'm gonna lock in pretty good here. The problem with me is like I look at Saturday 1.30. It's early, so I'm kind of, you know, I'm waiting for my 10 o'clock to end and this one to wrap up my huge parlay. I could cash a thousand on Penn State to cover 48 and a half points. They, again, Penn State's gonna be there in the end and they're really good, but 48 and a half points, Penn State sucks. They're really bad. They even get destroyed. And Penn State could go score 60 on him and it could be a 60 to zero. And I'm gonna, it's gonna be, that's one of those 35 to zero half times. And I'm like, why didn't I just do what I thought and put the money on Penn State? But they burnt me, you know, one of these teams that cost me everything one weekend because I had them tied into everything. So I'm looking at them as like, you know, as a third leg, boom, we're talking about making some huge money. So you just gotta be careful with that stuff, I guess. - Yeah, you do. Yes, you do. - All right, we gotta go, but that's great stuff. - All right. - Appreciate it. - All right, later. - Have a good one. - That's Chris Nash, find his stuff. - No, we're absolutely nowhere. 303, 831, 1340, Hotline, as well as the text line. Get us to break, we will come back. We might swing one guest in here and wrap this bad boy up. Pick these Broncos again. We've done it all week with talking with Broncos, but let's solidify it, firm it up. Get our buffs, RAM stuff. And Kyle's showing me some breaking news. Alex, stop the show, Kyle is breaking news. Kyle, take it. Authorities have seized over 784 lubes, oils, lotions, rubber dongers. - Totally sweet. - Actually, this is just 700,000 or 100. - Only, we're only talking dongers here. 784. - So 784 dongers plus 1,000 lubes, oils. - Yeah. - For a total of 1,700 lubes, oils, lotions, and dongers. Wow. - So, hey, ain't no party like a ditty party 'cause the ditty party, don't stop. Have you ever bought-- - Oh my goodness gracious. - Literally, please stop. - Have you ever, oh, okay. Not you. - Oh, have you ever bought a bottle of baby oil? - Next question, next question. No, I'm not gonna rub your money on your back. - Where's this going? - I'm out. - Next question was going to be how long did it take you to get through that one bottle of baby oil? - Play us some music and let's get outta here. Please, Alex. - Trying to have a nice family PG-13 show. And Kyle's asking if I can-- - What did you just say? - Motion is back. - You having a PG show is like-- - Listen. - Show Hayo Tani having the greatest day in baseball history. - I've been doing radio, listen. I've been doing radio. All right, what's late? I've been doing radio. He's been doing radio. Yes, we know he's been doing radio. - For every summer of my adult life and every summer their Kyle is baby lotioning. Oil, baby oiling, lotioning, baby oil. - I can't take it anymore. - Yeah, actually about a week. I go through about a bottle a week. I wanna kiss you. - Back on you. - The other side, it's not always sports. I guess I should've forget where I came from. ♪ Time for my life, my life ♪ ♪ Wait till I get my money, my life, my life, my life, my life ♪ ♪ Then you can't ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ Yeah, it's about a man in prison for a fact ♪ ♪ I'm ready, I'm ready ♪ - Kyle. ♪ Girl, I must warn you ♪ - Final steps, football Friday edition of the program. It's been a good one. It always is, we miss Jeff. You know, a little bit, kind of. Hey, you don't get Wally Piped here by Kyle Berry. - That would be embarrassing. - That would be super embarrassing. - You'll never be able to live that down. - Okay, giant football weekend. I need you guys here. Any last stuff you have, Kyle, and let's pick these games. We'll start with the Broncos, get the most important stuff out of the way. Rams buffs, all that good stuff, the stuff that matters here. I feel like we could've talked a whole show about Otani. We probably should've, what he did last night, was truly epic. It was special. It was the greatest. - It was the greatest day. - No, listen, it's all time history. - You could've said one of the greatest performances. - Real life. - Hey, one of the greatest performance is. - I remember when Alex has that. - If he would've said, "Oh my goodness, Grishan." - Oh no. - Of all the unbelievable performances I had ever seen. - Roger Kyle and Otani is a Georgia's box and he's coming back. - Is this real life? - Oh man. - This is not real life. - Gotta find that one too, Alex. - That's a bomb of things. - Oh yeah. - This is a bomb of things. - Roger Clemens. - Oh my goodness, Grishan. - It's George Steinbrenner's block. - In the middle of the game, it was big. - It was in New York, it's like the playoff stretch, the regular season stretch. They're trying to compete in four. The Red Sox for a division title and Roger Clemens is standing right there. He's George Steinbrenner's box. - You know what's crazy? - Of all the unbelievable things. - Is Alex understands this little niche? You have-- (laughs) - My goodness gracious, of all the dramatic things, of all the dramatic things I've ever seen, Roger Clemens standing right in George Steinbrenner's box. - And he's coming back. - And he's coming back. Roger Clemens is a New York Yankee. - Imagine like the-- - That's sick if you're a Yankees fan. - Woo! - Yeah, that's cool. - Alex understands this because he's baseball play-by-play announcer. So there is like an average level of how excited you get as a play-by-play announcer. That's why Vin Scully is one of the greatest, right? Like you have to be a storyteller. So the ability to get everyone that hyped to where everyone's thinking that it's the greatest day in baseball history, like that shows you what a moment it was. - Can do you have time to play it one more time? - Yeah. He added S at the end of performances or greatest days. - All right, we'll do it. - Days or performance, whatever he says, add this. - We'll do it, we'll do it, we'll do it, we'll do it. - Go. - Okay. - Okay, okay. We're ready. - Okay. - Yes. - Show hey, Hotani, the greatest day in baseball history. - The greatest day. One of them. - One of them. - Yeah. - This is not real life. - That's funny too. - Let's get Sean. Oh, shoot. Sean's the deed of Platt River Mortgage. Who are you, Sean? - Oh, shoot. - Oh my God. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. - If you're talking about baby oil and dongers, I mean, come on. - I'm sorry. Let's get Sean. - Let's get Sean. - Let's get Sean. - Let's get. - Let's get Sean. - Let's get Sean. - Let's get Sean. - Let's get Sean. - Let's get Sean. - Let's get Sean. - Let's get Sean. - Okay. So also the stream, if you stream the show via X, formerly Twitter, it says Platt River Mortgage right there. - It is, man. - Remember three or four sponsors. - Oh, sorry. - Easy Kyle. - Who's number one? - Coaches kid? - Coaches kid. - Coaches kid. Hey, it's no slogans and it's no more money. - And it's not. - No, no, no. It was an internal. - Oh my God. - It has nothing to do with me. It was a... Anyways. So anyways, number one. - Sean, how are you? - Number one sponsor. - How are you? - I'm doing good, guys. How are you guys doing today? - How's the family treating you? - Family's doing good. Actually, I was just up in Boulder and had a clothing this morning, stopped by and saw my son real quick and they're doing great doing good. - Yeah. - He walked in. He walked in. There's like three chicks in the room. Party. - I did wake him up. - Open a window in here, kid. Sitting by the charcuterie. Charcuterie. Yeah, you're right. I'm not sure of these. If you want to buy a house right now, this is a good time or a bad time. - It's a great time. Rates are starting to make that move down. And for a lot of our clients, we've had the opportunity and the fortunate to help last couple of years buy if they were in a high 6% low 7% rate. We have an opportunity to refinance now too, which is great. So I would tell all your listeners that if you're in the high 6s or low 7s, please reach out. We've been together as far as refinancing and see what might be a good opportunity. Everyone's going to be a little bit different, but at least we can kind of put a game plan together for them. - Okay. So, you know, we got new listeners coming and going all the time. We got players who've been with us forever, but for anyone who doesn't know Sean and Platt River Morgan, he's been with us for like a decade and his company's been around for two decades. And you're talking to a guy who's the man behind the whole operation. He's not on a beach in Hawaii half the time. When you call Platt River Morgan, you got, you know, a few people who could answer the phone, but most of the time, Sean's going to answer the phone and talk to you right then in there. And speaking of the phone, 303-4339-902. I'm sorry, Kyle. Give me that one more time. I'm sorry. It's in. 5.0 Google rating, by the way, 16 reviews 5.0. That's almost unheard of. That's almost unheard of. That's almost unheard of. 303-4339-902. We're not a big operation. We're very personalized. And like you said, Danny, that anyone's going to give us a call, all answer the phone. And I don't have a team. I don't have an assistant. We work, you know, we're all about relationships for the last 20, 25 years. You say, let me speak to your manager. And Sean's like, hang on one second. And he grabs his glasses. Well, I'm telling him to help you. You say small, but I like when you say boutique, because that just means the level of kind of quality that you give, you know, and attention you give your clients is big time. You have relationships with anybody. Anytime we go to any one of your events, which I love doing, there's a million people from a million different avenues and businesses. And Sean, you're great. We appreciate your big time. We're going to have people call you guys, all right? All right. You guys have a great weekend. And go bucks. Wait, wait. Bronco's final score. Bronco's box. Oh, let's see. It's going to be tough. I'd say 24/21 Bronco's. All right. Bronco's. He said Bronco's. He doesn't want to make people perfect of clients, man. Thanks, Sean. Let's go to home now. Bronco's lose 27/17 for Alex Becker. Kyle, give me prediction. Bucks win. 30/10. 24/9 Tampa. Goodnight, Sheila. Goodnight. Thank you, Sheila. Bye, Terry. Bye, Sheila. I'll never forget tonight. Bye, Terry. Go inside. Bye, Sheila. See you later. Bye, Sheila. Bye, Terry. Bye, Sheila.