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Night, we're gonna be looking at 1991 classic, starring none other than the legendary Hulk Hogan, suburban commando, where he walks around suburbia with no underwear on him. - He's going commando. How you doing, Jonathan? - You're good, buddy? - It's good. We gotta address this. First off, "Movie Torture" dad is also on the cast. He's joining us tonight in the chat room. He's heading up the chats. He's there. This is the first episode in "Movie Torture" history. We are over 70 episodes deep into this series. And this is the first time Jonathan and the First Lady of "Movie Torture" have been on an episode together. I think that's pretty awesome. What do y'all think? - It's the final face off. Jonathan, I noticed you didn't really read my full title, and that's okay. (laughs) - You didn't? I thought it was the first 20 of "Movie Torture." (audience cheers) - You read everybody else's? - I didn't experience it. - Yes. - That either. - Yeah, when you're on an episode with Hannah, she takes very seriously First Lady. You have to address her as First Lady. That's the rule. - She also has-- - No, again, I'm talking about the part I wonder. - Oh, okay. Jonathan, you have to address that too. "Movie Torture" Dad's favorite. - It's just-- - Jacob. - It's huge. - It's not my dad's favorite. - She loves, he says high number three. - Oh. - Who's his number two, Jacob? M.C.D., is Jacob your number two? Or am I your number two? I can't remember. - We all know the answer to that. - Or is Gary. Gary's fallen, right? 'Cause he's lost a little episode. His name here, so he's kind of fallen off Jacob's number two, man. - For now, this week, it's gonna change, though. It's gonna change. - Jacob misses like 65 episodes, and then it comes-- - Oh, no, not the Rose Gary. - Hey! - Who's Gary? - Who's Gary? We should be Gary in the chat. - I think there's a defend himself. - We should be Gary in the chat. Okay, we're talking suburban commando. Hannah, I did not go see this in the movie theater. - Shocking. - But I rented it, and I was so excited to rent suburban-- - From what did you rent it? - From a video store. - Like Family VHS? - Only VHS. - No, it was like-- - Was VHS? - Yeah, I guess I-- - It was like a little mom and pop rental store, and I went there and got it, and I was like, this movie's gonna be so epic, because it's got Hulk Hogan in it, and it's got Doc Brown from Back to the Future. Win, win, and I was so jacked, and it's got olive oil from Popeye. He really put out of words, minus the hair. - Yeah. - And it has olive oil from Popeye, and so I was like-- - What? Okay. - Is that a real live Popeye? - Yeah. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Ronald Williams, yeah. - What should we do, Paul? - Yeah. - How did I not know this? We used to be obsessed with Popeye, but the cartoon. Oh, I used to watch Popeye all the time here. - It's a musical-- - Is it a live version? It's a musical. - Yeah, no. - Yep. - I don't know about that. - I'm confused, like movie guy with movie-to-view producers. Like, let's do our Popeye. We're gonna make 'em sing, I tell you. It's gonna be our good movie. It's still gonna be nothing like Popeye. - Like, Robin Williams is where we follow the line. We don't need to roast any Robin Williams movies. - What? Okay, wait. Jacob and I talked about doing a Robin Williams month. We can find four bad Robin Williams movies. - Yeah. - Are we not, are we, yes, she did. - In the earnest girl category. Do you really wanna, so good about that, going to bed at night. - Wait, did we not just roast Matthew Perry? - Okay, when did you do that? - When did you roast Matthew Perry? - The first week of September, almost heroes movie torture, follow it. - I am, I'm happy. - We roasted Matthew Perry and his real teeth in that movie before meth took 'em. - I'm so upset with you right now. It's so real good. - Wait, Jonathan, are you saying we should have a rule where we don't roast dead guys? - No, I'm just saying those two. Anyone on friends is totally fair game. - Just can't roast Robin Williams. - You can't roast Robin Williams. You can roast his movies, but not him. - Well, that's what I'm saying. Like, we're not roasting Robin Williams, but pop out on a terrible movie. - Oh my gosh. - Gladys. - Mrs. Doutfire probably. - Yes. - Gladys is a good movie. - Mrs. Doutfire was a good movie. - I said that. It was my number one, Robin Williams. Mrs. Doutfire, Goodwill Running, Jack. - That's a good old. - That's silly. - Salt Patch Adams in the movie theater. It was a good, but there's some stinkers like toys. - Jumanji. - Jumanji was good. What dreams make, what dreams make come? - That was terrible. Oh my gosh, I saw that movie theater and I fell asleep. It was terrible. One hour photo, really good where he plays a creepy guy that works in a photo department. That was good. - Big wedding, big wedding. I really like it. - We did that all year, Hannah. - Yes, I know we did and I said it was movie golden. You did not agree, which is fine, you're wrong, but that was a good movie. - That's not a Robin Williams movie though. - He did it and he makes it good. - He did it for like three minutes. He's the crazy, he makes the movie. - And then her big, she just can't wait for February. She's like, we'll get to February. We'll do romance movies again. It's going to have I ever said I like romance movies. - Never. - But you know what's waiting on you, Hannah? There's a movie waiting on you. - Oh boy. - It's called The Book Club 2. It's waiting. It's waiting on you. - I will wait as long as I need. - My gosh, you don't want to watch it or you do? - No, I do. I will wait as long as I need to to get to watch that movie. - Maybe we should, maybe we should assign Monster Law. Roger brings that up all the time with Jane Fonda. You like Jane Fonda. - I do. - She's a fan, yeah. Jonathan help us out here. - Yeah. - Here we go. - Yeah, because Jonathan has good things. - Jonathan's-- - So, yes. - Moving to Jane Fonda sucks. - What? - Yeah, I agree now. - Well, okay. - What if Jonathan went third person the whole episode? Jonathan doesn't like this. - Jonathan says no. - A movie torture dad says, "Didn't olive oil die?" Yes, she died this year. She is a goner. - This year. - Oh. - She was also in the Shining with Jack Nicholson. - Yeah. - So, is that? - This movie also stars The Undertaker, Jonathan's second favorite wrestler. - A two legendary wrestler. I wonder if we were ever going to talk about suburban commander. - Oh, we're getting there. Jonathan, I want to ask you real quick about, let me do, let me do my synopsis really fast and then I want to get in this movie because I got a couple questions. Okay. Fifth rate Star Wars Han Solo warrior gets sent, crash lands in Earth. He has like these weird people after him. A Christopher Lloyd is a put upon loser dad who could be a grandpa. We gotta talk about that. And they take in a roommate and he helps them out. And Christopher Lloyd funds his equipment signals. So the bounty hunters find them. They go after him. They save the day. And then Hulk Hogan leaves her in a spaceship with the chick that worked with Christopher Lloyd. End of movie. There's so much time packing that. That's, I'm telling you. - I didn't watch this. So y'all are going to have to really explain this movie. - Yeah, you're going to get it. But I want to know, Jonathan, at the beginning of the movie, Terry Hulk Hogan is on earth. The dog in the truck that was barking. Remember that dog that was barking? And he goes, "What are you in the truck?" And he goes the owner. Is the owner Jake the Snake? Was that Jake the Snake Roberts as the owner? He looked like him. - Let me, let me look that up. I don't know. I didn't catch that. - I couldn't find it. It looked like him, and he puts the owner in the truck with the, he has a guard over his face. Like, he just happens to have a guard just decides to fit that guy's face. Like the dog had the muzzle. He had a muzzle for the guy. But he looked like Jake the Snake a little bit. And I don't know, was it? Talk about it, man. I'm going to pull up too B. Well, we'll see. But anyway, back to this movie. - Elizabeth Mom. - This is really. - Oh, that's the Handmaid's Tale lady, right? - Yeah. - So this movie's bringing star power, man. Jonathan, talk about Hulk Hogan in this movie. This movie blasted off his movie career to not having one, right? Like this was the end of his movie career. - Did he come out before after a trouble in paradise? Was he in trouble in paradise? - Yeah, it wasn't. - Yeah, he had several moves. - I thought he was in. If you hear noises, I'm trying to pull up when he comes to Earth. I'm going to show you this dog. - That sounds like it's the William Tale. - Here we go. Listeners. He sees we're going to get copyright struck for this. - I'm going to say, are we going to get canceled for copyright because of this? - No, right here. - At break in six seconds. - Hold on. - You kind of seem serious. - No. That's definitely not. - They grow up. - That is not. - That is not. - Okay. - That is not. - Well, we saw that problem. It's not Jay the Snake. We bored our listeners for like two minutes as we tried to figure that out. - That's so anti-climactic. Okay. The beginning of this looks like something we would shoot on movie torture productions. - I read this online. This is not an original thought. Somebody said that the opening scene looked like a low budget adult movie version of Star Wars. - Oh, no. - I can kind of see that. It was so cheap. It looked, Jacob. It looked horrible, right? Okay, Hulk Hogan, we're just gonna talk about his costume. Literally, it looks like they took styrofoam spray painted it and shaped it on his body. And then they're like, we gotta do some for the hands and I can't figure it out. And then someone's like, you know what we can do? We can go to Nintendo, get some power gloves. And that will be his hand. Like, it was like they just pieced this scene together from every 90 failure scene they could find. And they're like, we're gonna put it in this movie. - Oh, wow. I did read they used props for Masters of the Universe which they should have known not to do that. - I'm watching the trailer right now. I am appalled. - So I was excited to watch this because if you're a loyal listener, movie torture dad knows this. If you're a loyal listener, movie torture, you know my favorite movie of all time is Back to the Future. I love all three Back to the Future. So Christopher Lloyd is in this movie. I am so excited to watch a Christopher Lloyd movie. And as a kid, I didn't rent this for Hulk as much as I rented it for Christopher Lloyd. But we've got to talk about the age in this movie. Jacob and I did the math last week on our trip to St. Paul. He's 85 now. He's 85 years old now. Christopher Lloyd. This movie is made in 1991. So that's 33 years ago. Minus 85, that brings us to 52. He was a 52 year old dad in this movie to a young kid. That seems weird. I think it's bad casting. I think they should've had a younger guy in this movie. He looked old in this movie. Do you all know how I think he looked old? - He did. - He definitely looked. - He definitely looked like a father. - What'd you say, Jonathan? - He looked like Doc Brown. He looked like an old man. - He did. - He sounded like him at times. - He shot back to the future. That means he was in the... He's when he did back to the future. He looked old as crap back then. - Well, yeah, back to the future came out in '85. - So he was 40. - Oh gosh, that's only younger than you, Brad. He looked like he was 70 in that movie. - Well, they aged him up a little bit, right? - Apparently a lot of bit. - I mean, I'm 45 now and he, I was, oh my gosh, I'm older than Doc Brown. - I'm more blown away. - He was 45. - I'm more blown away than he was. Which, Marty would fly as supposed to be a high school student hanging out with a 40 year old man. - Yeah. - He was moving towards your desk as he was born in '38. That makes him 50, 86, what does that make him? 30, it's one kind of first. - I think we're getting further off. - There you go. - What does that make, be 48? That's 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 2008, 2018, 2000, 20, 80, he would be 90. So, four, he's 80, he's 86, he's 86 years old. Wow, math with the movie "Torture Dad" with his sarcasm. - That was the most like monomath to get to 86. - Yeah, well that's man, he was 86. - The cemetery of the sun. - So he was 41, Jonathan, making in back the future. - That's crazy. - It's the Reddit page that's especially for Lloyd, it was only 46. This guy was 46, gosh, phone. - Listen, you can't see this right now, but we're looking. - He was 46, are you kidding me, right now? - Hey guys, he makes me look good at 45, Lib. - Yeah, he does. - But he makes me look good at 45. So, when my wife says, Rad, you look old, I'm gonna just pull out a picture of Christopher Lloyd. - Yeah. - You can have this guy, it should be like, oh my gosh, you're my stallion now. - Ooh, I'm just gonna sleep with a picture of Christopher Lloyd over my bed, so Chris can be like, yeah, I love who I married. That's a question. - I'm not married at all. - Yeah, that's not weird. - Okay, so I love the stoplight scenes in this movie. For one, he's driving a Ford Festiva. I remember the Ford Festiva's. Hannah, you do not remember the Ford Festiva. But I remember them, they're ugly. Jonathan, Jonathan, do you ever drive a Ford Festiva? - I've never driven a Ford Festiva. I've ridden in one. My dad had an extra, which is basically the same thing. Oh my gosh, it is. - Man, I just love your backstory. I'm thinking about you in a metric. - I could definitely see you listen. - No good cigarettes, I just think. - Oh my gosh. - Did you see the cigarette at? - It looks like it. - Did you see the cigarette advertisements in this movie, by the way? - Yes. - They're wild. - I'm like, they would not do that now. - Product placement movies from this time period is crazy. - Huge. - Like back to the future has about a billion products in it, and this one's got a bunch too. - Wait, what is the product in back to the future? - Burger King? - Pepsi. - Pepsi. - Yeah, Pepsi was one of the- - It's a BBC. That means to the video camera. - Yeah, but you get those product plays. - If you watch the movie, just look at this stuff on the tables constantly and the billboards in the background and the stores that are downtown. There's like a Pontiac dealership and stuff. Like they really place it up. - Listeners, Jonathan has been doing a back to the future movie re-watch lately. So he's been seeing this stuff. - Yeah, I have. - You know, that's why it's pretty awesome. He's watching, he's choosing to watch good movies. - Texaco, what do they say in there? Texaco, something with a star. - Yeah. - Vomator Goldy. - Vomator Goldy. - Number two, they advertised Jaws in 3D. - Yeah, Jaws in 3D. That actually came out, right? - It did. - Did you, I like how bad future two actually saw the future though. They had the Cubs win, the Marlins winning, and they did. I mean, there's some things they hit on there that's pretty amazing. I like how we're talking about the back. Let me tell you this about "Back to the Future," part two. So I could not wait. It was a four year wait for "Back to the Future Two." I feel a long time in movie world, as I get. They come out with a move, "Back to the Future," Pizza Hut launches these glasses. My gosh, they were so sick. And I pull up these Pizza Hut "Back to the Future Two" glasses, they were amazing. So I went to the theater and I saw "Back to the Future Two." I loved it. And guess where I went? Pizza Hut, baby. And I got me some of these glasses and I would wear them. I wish I still had them. - Oh, one word, the pink one. - They were awesome. - You have pink and yellow? - Yes, so, this is awesome. - Bro. - That is, thing though, that is so awesome. - Those were so awesome. Your generation really missed out on stuff like that. You're too. - I think sometimes got it. - Nope. - And the McDonald's. - And then I think it was 1998 Winter Olympics. Were you alive then? - '98. - Yeah. - Yeah, I had just been born. - Oh, that hurts, but in 1998, I bet you near my family went through 15 boxes of frosted Cheerios, which I don't even know if they make those anymore, to get the little Winter Olympic coins. (laughing) Wow, see, you'll never know that stuff. Like, I remember Ghostbusters II had these collector cups at McDonald's. - Nope. - Atman Returns had stuff like you, every summer movie got placed in a fast food restaurant. - We used to get those when we were real little. - I don't remember what the movies were, but we used to get them. - Not good ones. - And in "Bad Future II" had to be Pizza Hut, right? 'Cause in the movie, they get that little, they get that little pizza and then it becomes really big. - I bet that thing's like hot garbage, by the way. - Yeah, it had to suck, right? And there is no way that was good. And it's weird to think that's 2015. So we're almost 10 years ahead of that future. - Where are the flying cars, man? I want the flying, if I had a flying car, I would cruise all the time. John I think, did you imagine my wife driving a flying car? - Did you imagine you driving a flying car? - I think I would be better than her. - I'm here to tell you, Brad sucks at driving, but his wife-- - I know! - is very-- - He's worse? - Oh, that's bad. - MTV, who's worse? Me or Kristen? Yeah, he does. Yeah, what? - Brad was like, he's staying on second driving. - Brad drives like his car doesn't have power steering. You can tell he's driven a lot of mail trucks. He's like this the whole time. - That's hilarious. - And then Kristen, if she's, oh, yep, movie torture that she is worse than me, I get that. And then Kristen will be in the backseat sometimes. She'll be like, oh, Brad, I'm gonna throw up back here. And I'm like, she's in the backseat. - She's in the backseat the other day. Sometimes we role play as I'm an Uber driver and I'm picking her up at the driver. - She was in the backseat with Jacob's first lady. - She was, there was a couple, there was a couple Maxwell screaming in the back. I'm sliding all over the back, dad. - What did I say, Jacob? I said, y'all can, I told Kristen, she can, we can call her an Uber. - You're sorry, we can call you an Uber, you won't. - Well, sometimes I'll role play, I'll be like, hey, you need a ride and I'm gonna Uber driver. - I really don't want to hear about your roles. Wait, the story. - Oh, there's nothing weird about it. It just, we just pretend that I'm an Uber driver. That's where it's far as it goes. - Okay. - So back to this crap hole movie. - Good. - What do we talk about the masterpiece? - The intro song, the intro song to this movie with Hulk Hogan singing debut. - Yeah, John, defend that intro song. - You know, Hulk Hogan was a legitimate like bass player, right? Like, I heard that he got asked the tour with like the Rolling Stones or something. - No way, John. - That's a cool thing. - You were making that up. - There's no. - He shot it on the Google. Don't make fun of him. - Movie torture, dad, look that up. Did Hulk Hogan ever get asked to be a Rolling Stone? - No, he was asked to be on the Rolling Flows. It was like a mock band. - The Rolling Drones, maybe. There's no way Terry Hogan was gonna be a Rolling Stone. - That intro song. - He spent a decade playing fretless bass guitar in several Florida-based rock bands. He studied two different colleges and his music gigs got to be so much that they got in the way of his college. So he dropped out of college. - Do you know what he never did? - Do you know what he never practiced in college? It was Metallica. - Acting. Jacob, you knew what's going with this. He is hands down. If we take away the shark movies, Hannah, if we take away the shark movies, Hulk Hogan is hands down the worst actor we've ever had on movie torture by a mile. I mean, he's the worst big name actor we've ever had. - Those dresses. - He's gotta be big name, right? Everybody knows Hulk Hogan. It's not like he's, it's not like he's Dave Batista or, you know, I mean, everybody knows Hulk. - Well, when this movie came out, like he was in his prime with wrestling at that point. Like, he was huge. - I mean, I was a Hulkamaniac. I was definitely a Hulkamaniac. And I loved Hulk Hogan, but at this point, I was more into Christopher Lloyd. And, but, did Jonathan fall asleep when was he, or are they reading? - I think he still wouldn't be reading facts about Hulk Hogan in the basis. - He's trying to finally like he fell asleep on us. Yeah, are you pulling a Roger? Cause Roger always looks like he's sleeping. - Well, we're talking to him on here. - Hey, I don't know if I'm flacked. - Well, I'm wet. - What's his name? The Undertaker? - Yes. - Dil gets royalty checks for this movie. - Every once in a while he gets one, that's $1.25. - Okay, so does he get, is to be alerted when the movie is played? Does he get her play, you think? I'd love to know how that goes because, okay, hold on then. Us three are the only dreams. Okay, then I'm telling you, us three are the only ones streaming that movie right now. There is nobody on TV going, the whole thing, we'll talk to you next month. - Let's watch a little Suburban Commando. I turned it on and my wife was like, "This movie sucks, I'm not even watching this." She's gotta walk that and Max goes, "Yeah, this movie sucks." - The Hulk and Undertaker, they get notifications on their phone every time someone watches it, like, "We're getting paid." - We got three more. - Oh my gosh, we got three more seconds watching. We cannot have a Hulk Hogan conversation and not talk about this golfer thing that he was a part of. - Okay, we can jump. - You need to address the situation. - Well, we can make it PG, but he's definitely-- - I was gonna joke about that scene at the beginning where he's like swiping. Can you not hear me? Do I gotta come over there and fight you? - Yeah, cut off your, yeah, cut off. So he can talk. - All right, did you hear me? - Did you hear me? - Jonathan's gonna bring up. Okay, we got you, we got you. - All right. So the scene in the beginning, when he was sliding out of like the spaceship and he was like dropping the, or putting the bombs on the side, is he sliding out? Is that Ringa Mill? That's what he did with the "Caulker" video. - He blew that sucker up. - Oh my gosh. He killed Golker, right? Like Golker is gold, all right? - Yeah, but he probably deserved it. - So Hannah? - What, okay, so-- - Golker gets best friend, was this guy named Bubba the Love Sponge, who was a radio DJ. - Is he still a DJ, by the way? - I don't know, but I don't know if it was secret or if Hogan knew about it, but he recorded Hulk Hogan sleeping with his wife, like Bubba's wife. And during the course of this going on, Hulk Hogan made some extremely racist comments like he should have been canceled for it. And Bubba the Love Sponge sold it to Golker for however much money, and they published it on the internet and Hulk Hogan sued Golker, which was just like a gossip website. And he won like some ungodly amount of money, right? - Oh yeah, he shut him down. - Yeah, he closed the website down. - I have movie torture dad looking it up right now. - Bubba the Love Sponge is still active in whatever he does. - Weird name, weird situation there. Like we don't, we're a family show, so we're not gonna like get into that, but now it's come back up, Jonathan. It's come back up because Ben Affleck and Matt Damon have decided to make a movie about the Golker lawsuit with Hulk Hogan. And Ben Affleck is set to play Hulk Hogan. - What? - Yes. - I goodness. - They are writing this movie, they're gonna make it, but Hulk Hogan has come out and has said if you make this movie, I will sue Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. - Hey. - Yeah, so I actually want to see that. Hannah said this is not a family friend. - Yeah, that's probably, it's not bad. We've kept it very PG, but there's a lot to be said about Hulk Hogan. And there's a lot to learn from this situation. One, you can sue people, and that's brought up in this movie, and I actually want to get to that line 'cause we need to talk about that. It's the best line, so Jacob, set this scene up 'cause it's hilarious. - All right, so Christopher Lloyd can never park his car because his neighbors have all these race cars, and they're always blocking his driveway, and when he asks them to move, they'll just laugh at him and tell him to park on the side of the street. He's weak, so he does it. Well now, this alien Hulk is here to save the day, so he picks up the car and moves it, and they come and approach him, and Hulk Hogan's like, what are you gonna do when you're gonna beat me up and bash my teeth in and kick in my skull and make me pay for what I did? And the guy goes, what are you nuts? It's the 90s, I'm gonna sue you. - He's gonna take you for everything you have. - I'm gonna take you for everything you got. - I will own you. - I think that was the biggest thing in the 90s. - Yeah, because that's when the lady got burned at McDonald's, right? - Yeah. - And decided to sue him. - Sue him, I was sueable. - Yeah. - But I think Hulk Hogan was like, okay. Bubba loves Sponge, release my video. Well, and he would just happen to be watching a suburban commando one night. He's like, I gotta watch my mold movie. Oh my gosh, honey, we're suing him. That's what we're gonna do. We're gonna take Belkor for everything. - Got more of me. - So he was inspired by the suburban commando, I think. That's my thoughts, that's my two cents in it. But getting back to this movie, the wife decides Hannah to post a room available. Now, this is the early 90s. This is a real, you know, you're playing with fire movies. - You're not serial killer time? - That's what I'm saying, you're playing with fire. You don't know who you're moving in. But she decides to post it, lo and behold, this big hole shows up at the door who can't act. And he's like, do you have a room? You're about the room. - I guess they vet him, I don't know. And Christopher Lloyd brings it up numerous times. They didn't run a background check. Christopher Lloyd brings it up numerous times. He can beat me up. Like, he can beat me up. So they bring this guy in the house. I don't understand, like if you rent a room to someone, does that rent include dinner every night? Because they make a place for him at the dinner table. Like this guy, they don't know, he's sitting at dinner with him. - They take a family photo. - They, oh, I would take you to the family photo. Oh, it's hilarious. I should ask a reindo here at the town rooms if I could take a family photo with them. Just to see if they did. - You might not have a town home anymore. - Yeah. - Or you might have a few more friends that you didn't watch. - Yeah, or a few more friends. But it's weird, like, I don't understand, like, Jonathan, do you just get to eat with a family? Okay, when you Airbnb, are you eating with that family? - Well, the 90s were a different time. - It's a power move if you just show them. - I hate to interrupt what you're doing now, but something very important I need to let you know about. When you purchase generous coffee beans, we want you to try to enjoy each brew for two reasons. Number one, because you're a part of something bigger, making a positive impact around the world. And number two, 'cause we did not compromise on the quality of coffee, you're drinking some of the best coffee in the world. 100% of profits are donated to nonprofits that are fighting injustice facing humans around the world, Wallace, this is powerful. 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So when you're done listening, go on the iTunes or the Spotify and leave a great review if you like it and follow the show on Instagram and any other platforms that it's on. I think we're on TikTok, so follow us on TikTok. But make sure you leave us a review. We love good reviews here at the HopeCast Network. Now, I guess I'll let you get back to your show. I'm at the table every night. Oh my gosh, imagine if you kept sitting down and you were with like this very passive couple and you took like thirds on the macaroni and cheese every night and you ate the last piece of chicken. Oh my gosh. Okay, let me tell you ultimate power moves. So I went out with my buddy at one time. This was probably, oh my gosh, 20 years ago and there was a place in our town and it was called, maybe torture dad knows the story always last. It was called, oh my gosh, it was like alligator, RJ Gators, RJ Gator. They served alligator here, but they had hands down the best chicken wrap I've ever eaten in my life. It was so good. So my buddy had never been there and I was like, "Hey man, you gotta get the chicken wrap. "The honey mustard chicken wrap" or something, I can't rule it. He's like, really, I'm like, yeah, it's so good. Like that's the only reason I'm here is because I want that wrap. He's like, okay, I'm gonna order it. So the waitress comes and she's like, "Can I take your order?" I go, "Hey man, you go first." And he goes, "I'll have the wrap." And she goes, "Okay." And then I said, "I'll have the wrap." And she said, "We're out of wraps." Only one wrap. Little fast. I had to watch him eat the wrap. I was like, "Wow, man." That's a power move on his end, right? - You didn't even offer to split it with you? - No, no offer, no. I know that's what you like. You get that, I'll get a burger. - Then Brad knows, okay, I'll just take a half loaf. - Yeah, I'll take the half loaf. Give me a half loaf. I was single then, so I probably could have half loafed it. But yeah, that's kind of a power move, right Jonathan? - It is a power move for sure. - Yeah, I just eat it in my face. - I think it's just selfish. I really agree with a lot of the power moves that you think are power moves. - Yeah, you're like my wife. She says, "That's not a power move, Dummy. "That's not supposed to be an a power move." - Movie torture dad, is that a power move? - If you're with a friend though, and you get denied that, and I get it, I'm going to enjoy that thing like it was made of gold. - Really, you would do that to me? We go to Casettas. - You tell me you wouldn't do it to me? - Exactly. - No, I would be, no, y'all are mean. If you said Brad, I'm coming an hour and a half to eat that sausage pizza at Casettas, I would not take the last piece. I would make sure you got what you wanted. I would figure out something else. I would, 'cause that's me, I'm not taking his, I'm going to let him have his moment. I mean, 'cause it's food. I mean, we're going to eat it right after the dinner. - You were ordering food in the order to the same, and she's like, no rap for you. - No, she said, no rap for you. I was like, okay, and I can't look at that. I'm like, my dog used to look at me when I ate food. Just like, oh my gosh, I bet that's good. Can I just have a, just give me a little taste of that? - I hope he drops a little bit. - Yeah, I'll slurp it up. - You know. - Yeah, that's, yeah. - Okay, back to this really good movie. Yeah, back to this movie. - Unbelievable movie. - So, was that bananas? - They were only 59 cents. - The size of the whole movie. - Bananas were 59 cents. - Oh my gosh, that is cheap. - No, they're like 29 cents a pound now. Wait, they were more than, yeah, they were way more than, torture dad, you seem like the kind of guy that would not have been in his cost. What are they at food line this week? - It's like, I bought their 49ers. - You remember when they were a nickel, a pound. - Oh, organic, and a, they know $1.47 a pound of bananas. - Yeah, I like it. - Bananas are cheap, I love bananas by the way. - Oh, I'm gonna go over there. - Right now. - I'm big into the-- - Price and a cent of Harvard around 58 cents for the past seven years, and that is not for organic. - Okay, one of the first Googles though is why a banana is going up in price. - I'll, I'll, I'll. - I'm big into a chip. I think I'm busy. - Bananas for 50 cent a pound. So nine cents cheaper per pound than in 1991 when this movie came out. - That is wild. Bananas were a delicacy, 'cause that was a long time ago. So it was really like more in today's money. - Yeah, that was 23. - Well, there you go. - Oh, there you go. - That makes sense. - Oh, yeah. That's true. - Yeah, that's, that's pretty good. - You just saw-- - I do love a good banana though. They're, I've been watching Chip Crazy on max, man. - You know, it's a good, it's a good dog. - It's a good banana. - I don't eat them like Gary. Gary probably eats them with, with the peel on there. He doesn't realize that he can unpeel it. - Ew. - There's a. - He, Gary, Gary eats a banana like this. He unpeels it and then goes, eats it like watermelon. - Using your drink and show banana, Graham. - That's how I eat a banana. Like, like I'm eating watermelon. - Corn on the cob. - Does he get a corn on the cob? - That, that is a power move to be honest with you. - No, it's not. - I'm gonna, it's not. - It's not. - It's the most. - I'm gonna, you wanna let it get your banana. - There. - Even, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go buy bananas, right? - You're gonna go to work tomorrow. - And I'm gonna pull my banana out in front of them. And I'm gonna eat it like corn on the cob and just see if they even notice it. - I'm just gonna get tired. - No, I'm just gonna talk to them like I'm normal. I'm gonna be like, killing my banana. Then I'm gonna take it and I'm gonna go. - Well, you know how you can only take off one stripe of the peel? - You can? - Why? - You can take it out of the peel, right? - If you have a whole banana, if you eat it like corn on the cob, you're gonna eat either straight through it or it's gonna break. You have to leave it in part of the peel. - That would be. - I'm gonna leave it in the peel. Oh my gosh, moving towards you that is used corn water. - Oh, there you go. - Oh my gosh. - Hey. - That's what we're gonna do. We're gonna corn hole stick. Now that you're in Minnesota brand to start eating foods weird. Like make them think that it's just what we do in North Carolina. Like eat a hot dog from the middle out. - Oh my gosh, pizza from the crust. The end. - Yes. - Turn it around. - Roll it up and eat it like-- - Roll my hands. - Cupcakes, cupcakes, my wife is just not even caring that we're recording right now. - Cupcakes, the opposite way. Like take it and-- - No people do that anyways. - Instead of like a traditional corn dog in the stick, you just have your hot dog in corn. - Yeah, you kind of like, you kind of like get the icing on your hand and then you have, this is your chance to reinvent your animal. Oh my gosh, I'm gonna reinvent myself. I'm gonna just eat food weirdly. - Take a chicken wing, take all the chicken off and then just gnaw on the bone. - Oh my gosh. - Burger, I'm gonna eat it upside down. Like the bottom. That's psychotic. - Two meat patties with one single bun in the middle. - Oh my gosh. What if I did? What if I took the double cheese burger from McDonald's, took the meat out, put it on top of the bun. - If you're really serious about this, you gotta do it with the Big Mac. - Oh my, oh, that's messy, man. That's really messy. - Do you want it to be a power move or not? - I think they would think I've lost my mind. I think they'd think, what do we hire up here? - Look, you need to go back in. - You need to go back in. - Corn holders wouldn't make those people off your mind. - You don't need bananas like this, come on, man. - That's how we're raised. - You just, just kill one side, you're like. - It's a dip it in ketchup. - Oh, that's disgusting. - I can't. - Act confused when they ask me. - Yeah, let's go on the list. - You don't do this? Like I'm just eating it. - See, if you want to make a true power move though, you need to bring some extra corn holder so you can offer it to us. You want one? - Yeah, you want one? I'm extra. - Oh my gosh. - I always did this on my staff lunches back home. - What we do, I mean, that's how we do things. - Hey, get your ice cream put in a microwave. - Oh, that's it. - That's it, man, then slurp it. - Oh my gosh. - So, I mean, how do we get on this food conversation when we're talking about suburban commando? I like how the guy threw what looked like a piece of paper and basically chopped the arm off of that guy. It looks like he's the Sith Lord, it's our fortress. - Also, when he turns into the monster thing, but he looks like Swamp Thing. Like, we need a monster thing. Let's go to the 60s and let's fall out Swamp Thing again. - Yeah, it was just utterly stupid. I mean, it was really stupid. So, Christopher Lloyd finds the stuff, Hannah. He finds the equipment. And amazingly, he knows how to put it on. Like, I would be so confused, wouldn't you, Jacob, be like, man, what do I do here? This is weird. - That's so weird. - That's so weird. - He instantly knew. Then he goes out and says, I'm gonna fight some crime in this suit. And he sees that there's like a girl getting like kidnapped. And I guess in the time he puts the suit on, they're that slow moving her because he gets there when they're... And they shoot him and he gets up and he leaves his freeze gun there. But he saves her, right? I guess. And he goes home. - Is he invincible? - How did he not die? - 'Cause they shot him in the suit. I don't understand why they don't have headshots of these movies. - I was gonna headshot, then he's gone, then he's gone. Isn't that right, John? Is Jonathan still around? - Yeah, I'm still... - I would have done a headshot, but they didn't do the headshot. So they get the freeze gun. And then they go rob the bank. We bring back Mr. Freeze. I was getting, man, I was getting the Batman and Robin like, shakes in this movie at this point. 'Cause I'm like, is Mr. Freeze in this movie? Please hold him, show up. But they froze these people who couldn't stay frozen. So they were like this, like, you're seeing them? And they're frozen. They're like... - They can't even get them to be still, or like, they're like, "Rock, I'm back in force." And again, I kept waiting on, like, if I was one of the extras, I would have been like this. Like... It was so weird, man. - How epic will that have been if Arnold Schwarzenegger came walking out of the bank vault? And he said, "Just chill." (laughing) Oh my gosh. - Chill out. - Chill out. (laughing) - You know, Jacob and I were talking about this other day. You know this movie needed Jesse Ventura. This one made it. Is this a wrestling movie? Like, Jonathan, this would have been a great Jesse Ventura verse Hulk Hogan movie, right? - Absolutely. You know what's funny is little Jesse Ventura tie in? Is apparently there's some people that wonder if the lizard people conspiracy theory, like lizard people in our government started with this movie. And Jesse Ventura will be a perfect person to push that. - What do you mean they started with this movie? - The guy, the guy had a show called conspiracy theory. - Oh, y'all, yeah, he's a very big conspiracy theorist. He did, "Hey, Jesse Missouri, I should be any of it." (laughing) I'm gonna, you know, he smokes with me or one of us. And he's gonna be the governor of Minnesota. That's a pretty good venture, right? Yeah, I like, there's somebody who doesn't want-- - The same way he goes, I'm gonna go down the bar. - No, I'm gonna go down the bar, you know. The silence is happening. - What'd you say? - I'm tired. - It's it? - Oh, he must be insulting me. And my Jesse Ventura, we're gonna ignore his typing. - Ignore his typing. - The silence and everything I say is deafening. Just tell me I said-- - Oh, no, Jonathan is 'cause you keep cutting out. - Yes, what does he mean by that? - Because I think he keeps saying really funny things and then we're just like dead in the face 'cause we didn't hear him. - Yeah, we're not hearing you. It's your internet connection. - It's your internet connection, brother. You gotta get a better internet connection, brother. - All the listeners that love Jonathan are so sad this episode 'cause they wanted to hear him talk and he's not, he can't talk. - Jesse Ventura is silenced, you brother. You're not gonna talk about Golcaro Moa, it's brother. - Hey, come on, man. - Okay, we're in Dr. D, 24 Python's. - Jesse's out there like creating his own internet line. - It's like, I could do this, baby. - Calling in from phone, ya bums. - I don't even know. - Okay, so sounds like this movie is just straight up sucks. But can you try to play devil's advocate for a moment? - Try to call in with a convincing argument for why I should watch this movie. - Number one, if you listen to the intro song, you would think it was Brad rapping it. So that's worth it, that's right. - You got me there, you don't even need to continue. - Possibly. - Okay. - It's, I would love nothing more to convince you to watch this movie, to enjoy what went through. - We haven't even got to the reviews yet and I'm telling you, it's not, it's not. Do you want me to read some Amazon reviews from suburban commando? - Yes. - Jacob, I'm gonna ask you, man, like I'm gonna start asking us every time. Do you think someone has left a review recently? - See one from July, 2024. - Oh my gosh, Hannah, what month do you think we're gonna see when you go? - Well, I just looked it up at least nine months ago, 'cause I see one from then. - No, I got one. - I was going five. We'll see one from five once ago. - I got one. This one's from June 4th, 2024. I think this is from Christopher Dunlight. I think this is Hulk's best role yet. Oh my gosh, if Hulk Hogan thinks this is best role, man, it's sad. This guy says from 2008, pumpkin man forever. Another childhood for ever since I was a kid, I love this movie. I love everything about the plot, the acting, the characters, the cheesy music, hilarious situations. - Oh my gosh. - That Chef Ramsay would get into on Earth. This is the type of movie I can watch over and over again. - Oh my gosh. - And this guy Kyle says, he's from 2022, he goes, I'm a, I too am a burly boy. When I was nine, my dead left for the story handed me this movie on DVD and told me, I would never be as great as the suburban command. The peak of my performance. And now after many a year, many moons, even after frequent, frequenting gold gym, I too have become burly enough to live up to my father's expectations. Now I find myself in a search for my father. I pray for the day I stumble into a broken down, dilapidated gas station and read his name tag on his grease stained onesie. As he rings up my bear claw, slim gym and you food dinner. To look him in the eyes and tell him face to face to his son whom he abandoned is the suburban commando. Bane of the mighty suitor, 10 out of 10, would watch again. - I got to be honest, that might be the best review I've ever read. - That might be the best review. - I agree with you. - I love it. I just love that review. I wish I could reach out to Kyle and ask him if he ever found his dad. There's a lot of trauma in that review, but it was a good one. - Yeah, he's a good one. - He sounds like he needs a friend or a therapist or something. - A movie torture dad told me one time he said look, I will only love you if you host a podcast called movie torture. He said you will never be Adam Carolla. - Thank you. - You'll never be Joe Rogan. That's what you can be, movie torture. - Okay, I didn't watch this movie, so I don't know. Someone wrote a review that said in 2023, it's hard to find a kid movie for kids. And then they go on a whole list of all the stuff that Disney is promoting to-- - Critical Rey Theory. - It said, thankful. It said, thankfully, we can get back to movies like this that don't try to ruin your kids. - Okay, that is an honest review. I will say this movie is, for the 90s, it is, it could be almost g-rated, Jacob. - Yeah, 100%. - This, there's nothing vulgar. It might be one bad word in this movie. This movie is way cleaner and family-friendly than Clifford. - I don't think that speaks much. - I mean, I will do it, it has the great sequence between the talk and the mind on the keyboard. - Oh, that was funny. - When he throws it up, yeah. - Yeah. - Speaking of mind, where would PG be in this movie? Where are we getting producer Gary? - He's the monitor. - Oh, it's thinking that he had to be the monitor. - He's the mime all the way. - Jonathan, where is producer Gary in this movie to you? - I would say, I want to see him as the undertaker with that squeaky voice. - Oh my gosh. Oh, I could see. We're giving Gary a bad guy vibe in this movie, the internet. - Yeah. - I was, he could be that or he could be the, he could be the older boy, the big boy that hangs out with the little boys who ride skateboards and he gets his skateboard thrown into the air. - When was the last time? - When was the last time a skateboard was in a movie? - Back to the future, this movie maybe. - That's what I'm saying. - And it was like just Christopher Lloyd movies. - What if he had it in his contract? I would only do skateboards in my movies. I can't do a Christopher Lloyd. I can do Ventura, but I can't do Christopher. What was some of your jokes that you left that we didn't hear Jonathan? - Y'all don't deserve him anymore. - He can't tell him after the fact of - He lost their spark. - Was it a Ventura joke? Was it like... - If they were making fun of you and very flattering of Hannah, that's all you need in there. - Oh my gosh. What if you put Jesse Ventura and he was a ventura? What if he was a ventura coolist in this movie? (laughs) - What did he want to hear? - I don't know. - Rain hurt. - No, why did you just say it was a ventura? - He was a ventura coolist in this movie. And he came around a ventura coolist doll of Hulk Hogan. And he was like, "What did you do?" And he's like, "I'm the Hulkster. "I'm gonna come in here and we're gonna be "suburban commando." He realized you're the only person on planet Earth today talking about Jesse Ventura. No one else. - Hey, last Wednesday, Jacob and I, and his wife and my wife were talking ventura. - They were the only ones on Earth today, too. - Or actually all four of you. - It was all four of us, wasn't it, Jacob? - Okay. - Yeah, we're all talking ventura. We spent, our whole dinner was based around ventura. We put a picture of ventura at, we actually looked him up. He looks totally different now than he does in your mind. The way you envision him now. - And I know how he looked. - And he knows how he looked. - Jesse Ventura is- - He's scary. - I looked him up. - Yeah, Jesse the body. He was a good wrestler. - Good governor. - Do you think that ventura would have had, if he'd come out today, do you think ventura would have been like John Cena? Like he could have had the Cena roles? - No, no, no. - You don't think so? - No, John Cena's the face of the company. - Okay, do you think he could have had like the Dave Batista roles? - Maybe. - He was always kind of a bad guy though, right? When he liked the heel? - Yeah, what about the Marine? Who was the Marine? - Well, John Cena was I think once and the Miz was another time. - Okay, could he have been like Kane Hodder, or what's the guy that the governor or mayor, what's his name? - The mayor of Knoxville, Tennessee, Kane. - Kane, yes, could he have been Kane? - I don't know, but I saw he was on a campaign thing the other day and Chokeslam somebody through a table out of the campaign. - It's a power move, by the way. - That is a power move. - That's a publicity stunt. - What do you mean? - It would have been weird, but it's still publicity stunt. - Who would be Jesse Ventura's running mate if he was running for president today? Would it be Schwarzenegger? - Joe Rogan. - Oh my gosh, I'll probably vote for that ticket, by the way. - Do you imagine? - Hey Joe, we're gonna run for a governor. No, I'm not gonna be a governor. I'm gonna be a president in a large state. - He could run with Hacksaw Jim Dugan, the most American wrestler you could think of. - Oh, I can't let this podcast go by. - Today is August 26th, getting ready for-- - Oh, you're dating us. - We're in September of New York. - I know, I know. - We're getting ready for 2B timber, but since we're talking about all these wrestlers, the wrestler Psycho Sid passed away today. - Ooh. - So wrestling being Psycho Sid. - Wait, so you're saying Psycho Sid has died, we need to do this for him then. - That'd be great. - Intro music, if you're into horror movies, by the way. - Yeah. - Psycho Sid was a great heel, and also had the most gruesome injury I've ever seen on television in any sport, other than maybe Kevin Ware breaking his leg, playing basketball. So there's that. - Is 6.9? - A 300 pounds. Goodness gracious. - That's about Jacob's size. - Is this his intro? - Yeah. - I think if you're a wrestler to live past 40 is like an accomplishment. - I saw a thing today, and it was like the WWE is terrible about inducting people into the Hall of Fame after they die. And I was thinking, well, if wrestlers wouldn't die when they were 50, maybe they'd get a chance. Yeah, they all die young. You said it's like, you know. - Was it their injuries? - No, 'cause they're steroids. - They all have an heart attacks. - Yeah, they all do. - Thanks. - Jonathan, best wrestler actor right now. What is it? - Best, oh, John Cena, I actually enjoy John Cena movies. - You like him over the rock? - Yeah, the rock kind of sucks, to be honest with you. - He's a one trick pony, right? - Yeah, I mean, Cena is too, but the rock's just, I think he seems like a nice dude, I'm sure he's great, but in movies he's just too serious, and he's hard to take serious. - What about Steve Austin, you like him? - No, that's my number one wrestler of all time. - Stone Cold Steve Austin. - Austin 3/16. - Never been in a good movie, though. - He had, he could never translate into movies, right? - No. - That's weird. And didn't he get injured, and he can't wrestle anymore? - Yeah, he broke his neck. Dude, do you know how many times is like an 11 or 12 year old I gave somebody the middle finger because of Stone Cold Steve Austin? (laughing) - Driving down in that little Ford, whatever it is, got to figure out- - We were in the Gio Metro, I was probably flipping off cars going down Highway 95, just cause. - He's hanging off the window on the screen 'cause Stone Cold said so. - That's right. - Austin 3/16. Oh my gosh. - He slammed his fancy cans together. - Oh, dude. I've never been a beer drinker, but I've definitely slammed some soda cans together, to be just like Stone Cold. - I'm gonna go slam a soda can here in a minute. Jonathan, I'm gonna ask you this, but I think I know the answer. The movie torture, movie goal. - Honest review. It's not Hulk Hogan's best work. I would say movie torture. - Well, does he have a best? Are you talking like no-holds bar? Are you talking Rocky 3, or are you talking- - I was definitely better than no-holds bar, but I don't think it was better than Thunder and Paradise, or whatever that movie was. - Okay. - Do you think there's a Thunder and Paradise video game? I saw that on a YouTube video the other day. - No, I did not know that. Do you still watch Monday Night Raw and stuff? - Yeah, man, it's 9/19 right now. I'm missing the first hour and 20 minutes of it 'cause of this podcast. - Oh, no. - Well, we're about to rap, and Jacob. - First lady of movie torture, you haven't seen this, but does this be movie torture or movie Goldie? - Well, I watched the trailer while y'all were talking, and so listen, while y'all were talking, it sounds horrible. It looks horrible. From what I've seen and heard, I would say movie torture. - I agree. - Jacob, movie torture, movie goal. 100% movie torture. - Yeah, I'm gonna say this. This is probably in my top 10 worst movies we've ever watched on movie torture. This might be, this only redeeming quality is Christopher Lloyd is 75 and a young dad in this movie. So, I mean, he's got his life ahead of him in this movie. - He was always 51, which, dude, he looks like he's 80. - He looks so old. She looks, olive oil looks old too. Did movie torture dad leave? - He hasn't commented in a long time. Did he fall asleep on us, or what if he quit to go watch suburban commando? That would be a power, that would be a power movie. - Now he wouldn't quit to go watch, Clifford. - No, he's saving that to watch with me. I can't wait to go tell my wife. We're having a Clifford watch party while they're here. - She's gonna be saying-- - And the next time, next time you go on a first date with a guy, you should be like, suburban commando is my favorite movie I've ever seen. And if you can get a guy to say, he likes it, he might be the one. - That is true. You don't have to half love it anymore if you catch that though. - Oh my goodness. I don't think anyone I would go on a date with would know this movie. - Hannah, I wanna ask you a serious question. - Better. - Ish. - I wanna ask you-- - Movie torture dad must have fell asleep, man. He must have, he must have fell asleep. Hannah's a serious question. When you go out on a date-- - Yes. - Oh, he says he's here. Do you lead with I'm the first lady of movie torture? - No. - Do you even tell them you're on a podcast? - That's a nerve, that's a hard nerve. - I'm thinking about the reason it's taken a while is 'cause I haven't gone on very many dates lately. I'm pretty sure it has come up in conversation. It's not my leading thing though. Oh my gosh, if I was dating and I was 20 something, I would be dropping, I'm on a pod to every chick, the head ears. - See, here's-- - Yeah, I was like-- - The problem though, is we have talked about my past dating life on here. So I don't necessarily want, you know, the new person I'm going on a date with going back and listening. So-- - Would you rather than know? - Rather than know your prior dating life, which I don't recall any of those comments in any of the episodes I've ever listened to. Oh, what I do remember is, you threw it in the woods. Which one would you rather than fear? (laughing) - And, yeah, what'd you gonna say? - Like, first of all, if he is someone who has gone for wheeling, he would understand and he would not criticize me in the way that y'all have. Number one, number two, he's gonna know my, some of my dating past anyways, but probably not what I would put on the podcast. - I mean, I will be honest, if he's ever ridden on a full, or the home of that full wheeler has gotten his digestive system going. - See, and you sound like you know what you're talking about, so I don't know. - But, movie torture dad, movie torture dad has found that it's multiple, what did she say, movie torture dad, in the episode? He knows it, he'll tell you how you, how many-- - All of the things I have said and thing y'all latch on to. - Yeah, he knows this. We have to do this, because we're movie torture. - Well, yeah, it's supposed to be movie torture, not people torture, many times. You said many times. It's fucking many times. - Which means more than once. - Movie torture dad was telling me the other day that sometimes he just walks past the bathroom and goes in the woods and poops now, just because. - See, I was a survivor. - He says power move, I'm retired. I can do that, what are they gonna do to me? (laughing) - Oh my gosh. I think that should be dropped in every conversation. I'm on a podcast, yeah, I'm on a podcast. Just one. - Hey, come on! - In honor of Hannah. Oh, he drops those in honor of you. That's so funny. You're now his number two, literally. (laughing) - Well, for the first lady in movie torture, for Jonathan, for Minnesota Roger Jacob. And my name is Brad. We will see you next time on Movie Torture. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) [BLANK_AUDIO]
