- Is this the killer? - Yes. - That's the killer. - You think he's a woman? - He's a good guy. - I don't know. - The killer talk, but we giving up. - I don't know much about liquor. I just take it. - He's just drank. - Oh yeah, that's no. That's very young activity. That's how I was. - That's how you ended up drinking. - I can name the worst you ever drink. - I was gonna say. - What's the worst? - You can't go through it. - What makes it worse though? They all nasty-- - Arisa Crat. - What's that? - Oh no, no, no, no, no. - It's in a plastic bottle. - It's crack? - It's the aristocrat. - Oh, crack. - It's in a plastic bottle. It costs $10 for a hand. - So you should've known, right? - Well, I was 18, 19 year old, called student, and I was like, just to get the party fucked up. It did, I threw up my shit at night. - Wasn't nasty, though? - It was the most disgusting shit. I came in with this. And the fuck the thing, we still bought it after that. I was like, no, the mix is with this, with the jungle juice. - Ew. (laughing) - I'm trying to turn the party in. No, you haven't had the-- - Jose Cuevo. - What is it? - Oh, yeah. - The Casa Migos in the gray bottle? - Oh, you just, that's Mascale, baby. - Mascale. - I don't know, but that was disgusting. - Yeah, that's for cigar smokers. - Yeah, well, it's for people who like it. - It tastes like a cigar. - It tastes like a cigar smell. - Yeah. - It's disgusting. - It's smoky. - I thought the bottle was cute. - It is. - Yeah. - That's what you get. Let me see what it looks like. - Oh, this. - Let's go. - You'll see in a second. - Oh, that's hilarious. That was a funny thing to me. - Are we ready? - I don't even think we can talk about fucking this. Anyway, get ready. - Okay. - Oh, man. Look how it ends. - We rolling. - Yeah, I think it's rolling. It should be what we pressed before. - Yeah, we're rolling. - Okay, I bet. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. - It's Spanish. - Yes, Spanish. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. - You get into that. - Boquito. - Let's fuck it down. - I don't know. - Small. - Oh. - Oh, fuck. Don't do that. Look at me. - No, I'm into that. (laughing) - Let me say, like, I know a little. That's what I was trying to say, but. - Look at me. - I don't know, the rest of the words. I just know a little. Boquito. No? Okay. - Okay, we'll start. - I mean, that is a real Spanish word. It does mean a little, so. - Yeah, no, no. You gotta do that. - Oh, no. - I just missed out some of the sentence. - All right. Welcome to the episode, "The Keelle Talk." My name is Walt, like, Walt. I get the Keelle, Walt. I could do that search for my old tweets. I have grown. IKH, the payment. IKH, the six round crock pot champ. IKH, the rich James of podcast. IKH, even see me go zoom up, wait to approach me as you with a bear, come up on now and say I'm him. And we have jazz, Cooper here. - Hey, guys. Please make sure you're following us on social media, on Twitter, TikTok, Instagram, Facebook. Wherever you listen, please make sure you download. That's how you get our streams. And we see you on YouTube. Please make sure you are subscribed to our channel. Subscribe, subscribe, subscribe. Hi, friend. - Hi. - How are you, Ben? - I'm okay. - Can I talk for each other? - Yeah. Hey, it's cool. - You're not praying for it. - No, you're not. You're a stranger to us. - Okay. - Next 10 minutes. - It's okay for the next couple of minutes. - Yeah, I was back down with you in a couple of weeks. - I know. It's been like two or three weeks. - Two or three weeks. - I had to have to actually know what you should never leave me in there by itself. - I watched that. I will say this. So I couldn't sleep one of these nights. I woke up at about 4am and I watched Tequila Talk. And do you watch our episode? - No, I will ask him through. - Yeah, I usually skim through. And I actually usually listen to our podcast over our visual. - I hate my voice. - I like our podcast. But I was like, let me turn on Tequila Talk and see what the kids is talking about. I was dying. Dura was that the case of the big girls so bad. I mean, the case of the... - You were floating. - The case of the... - You were floating good. - Other things. - I was very tickled by last week's episode. So I'm here for it. I'm here for the switch-up. - We will have a fun. We got one because it's like mom's not here. Mom's not here, so it's not to do things. - Yeah, I know. I was a little nervous about how the conversation would be being that you were undisciplined unchecked. But you did I. It was a good show. I also liked how... And I think we've done this already before, but all the segments are broken up now on YouTube. That's a very nice... That's a very nice little touch. And then we have a new intro, y'all. If you haven't checked it out again, if you're subscribed to our YouTube panel, you will see we have a new intro. That's pretty cool as well. - I'm starting working now. I'm going to get a beat. - Yeah, the music... (coughing) - Music is still coming along. (laughing) - Oh, shit. - The visual was at least cool. So I, you know, I'll say this. It's nice to take a break. It's nice to have a second to, like, breathe. Like, I think y'all don't realize, Walt and I shoot this show every single Saturday rain or shine. Like, we sacrifice really everything except family shit to be here with you guys every Saturday. And it can be like, I mean, fuck. Like, you need a day off work. Sometimes you need a day off. And I was sick as... - Yeah, you were going to last. - I couldn't have, like, I was pushing my voice so hard. - And you know what they gave me, and I haven't done that in a long time, and I'm a new one. - That's what I was like. Let me get the fuck up. - Let me get some more. - Let me get the fuck up out of here now. - We had a time that night. - I heard y'all had a time. - I went down to the town. I knew it. Move this from my savings to my check-ins. We going out. - Oh. - You get too, you get too excitable with you. - I get too excitable with you. - I meet random people. You want to drink? You want to drink? You want to drink? - Walt is nice. That's Walt's problem. He's nice. - The golden retriever. - Mm. - Full golden retriever. - It's just, he got too many friends. He got too many people in his life. It's too much, it's too much. - Actually I was overwhelmed last night. - Why? - 'Cause I just walked down U Street, just to know what that's gonna do. - Yeah. - And I got stopped in the time. - 'Cause people knew you. - Street is crazy. - I mean, I mean, I forgot all of it. - That's your second home. - Yeah. - I don't mean, I'm a crazy nigga. But. - That's where he feels most comfortable. - Yeah, but yesterday it was too much. But yeah, I know you from somewhere like, no, you don't. Yeah, I see you with something like, man, like where you from? I said, land, I was like, where's that? Like, nigga, you don't know me if you don't know where Landover is. - I thought you said Orlando. - I said Landover. - I don't know where Landover is. - Is that where you from? Who's like, oh man, I'm from out. Like, yeah, you probably saw me on YouTube bro. You don't know me on Instagram. - That's what I tell people. - Like you don't know me. - When people say. - Yeah, when people say you look familiar, I say, oh, you probably follow me on Instagram. - Yeah, that's it. Like, dude. - Are you like, really? - Huh. - Wonder, where would you know me from? - Yeah. - I'm Ivy. - Oh, that's good. - That's a good way to-- - You know, a nigga from Spain said, oh, I'll tell you. A nigga from CL in the real talk. Yeah, a nigga from Spain, I know you from Spain. - How the way you from Spain? - Never been. - My brother had. - Okay. - Oh, really? - So, yeah. So, found out it wasn't Spain, I'm an idiot. - So. - Where was he? Portugal? (all laughing) I knew it. I knew it. - And the thing, I like how many of my brother are idiots together. So I was like, yeah, some dude, he said you, they call him Pop Smoke. And he said, you knew him from Spain. And my brother was like, yeah, what's up, bro? And he texted me, like, I have no idea. I ain't gonna fucking Spain or the Portugal. - I knew he was in Portugal. I knew it. I knew it. - Hey, yo. And he's like, I would have been the nigga at the end and I got in the elevator about to leave out. He was like, oh, I watched the show with two girls or something like that. - Come on, girl. - Spain. - Yeah, that's fine. It's cool. - Anyway, we are joined by a young lady. We recently performed at the DMV Summer Jam, killed the fucking stage, been put in years ago. - I actually, I've never bought your songs from my 15 year old guy, I don't care. - Really? - I got 15 year old fans. - The joint, you just dropped over the, give me my money, right? The joint, the bitch. - Ah, ah, ah. - Ah, ah, ah. You got something. - My god, I mean, that should-- - Shout out to her. - Yeah, that should, it was about her shit a lot. So I didn't know who, I thought it was from somebody from out of town. - Oh, that's a compliment. - Yes, it is. I didn't know from somebody from DC Eric. I was like, whoa, TikTok and everybody was doing all those dances over that shit. Yeah, so all right, all right, cool. And she was like, no, just pop it, see it, right. - She fake, get it right. - Okay, so she, I took her to the DMV summer-- - That was her niece, you said? - My god, though. She looked at the DMV Summer Jam with me, she was told of me, and she was watching everybody perform. I'm backstage. - She was lit. - Shout out to god, daughter. What's her name? - Giselle. - Shout out to Giselle. - But yeah, so you did that, you just had your mixtape dropped earlier this year, and then made the baddest, the biggest, biggest, I'm so bad. - Biggest, biggest baddest. - Same thing. - Same thing, same thing. - Same thing, same thing. - So, welcome to the show, Poppin' City. - Yay, she's been holding a shot, so I think we got a shot. - Yeah, so take care of the talk. - Yeah. - Yeah. - We gotta get started. - Cheers to you first. - Thank you. - Y'all kind of far. - Yeah, yeah, that's good. - I'm on it. - I got short arms. - Mm-hmm, thank you. - You got short arms. - I'm on a T-Rex. - Um, I had something, I decided I was. - It's fine now. - It's fine now. (laughing) - It's fine doing the gym. When people get close to me. - I ain't getting my creamer. - You bark. - Yeah, bark. - Just took it straight. - Yeah. - You can do it with this. (clapping) - You know, it's not bad when it's cold. - Yeah, you can't do it with warm. - It's better cold. (clapping) - It's still bad. - It's still rough. - How you doing today, Sid? - I'm good, how are you guys? - I'm great, you've lost four times. - Yeah. - Oh, on your way, I have you had trouble? - Yeah, the instructions. - I gave the address. - Wasn't very clear. - I forgot to tell her the house is in the cut. - You did good, yeah. - I forgot to tell her the house is in the cut. In the cut. - Yeah, I just saw trees and I was like. - Oh, so you just passed it a few times. - Oh, so you took them on the, um. - No. My map took me to the trees. - Yeah, the, oh. - No. - We are in the trees. - I'm from man. - We are in the trees. - Yeah, you are, y'all been having a tree. - Apple steered you wrong, it happened. - So how, is that you, you're good, you're here, you got lost a little bit. - I'm excited. - But you made it here. - I watched you guys so excited. - You did, yay. - Okay, all right, you all right. - I am a fan. - Yeah, it's negative. Look, so, I appreciate you coming back. We're gonna learn more, some things about you. We're gonna have our games, we're gonna have some fun. But first thing, first, pop and Sid, what that ain't coming from? Just be popping your name to it or? - No, no, actually, it was my Instagram name, but my name was something else at first, but it was kind of getting outdated. I was like okay, that was-- - Your Instagram name or your stage name? - My Instagram name was getting outdated. This was before I was rocking. So I was looking for a new Instagram name and I just went through words and then Rico Nasti's song was coming out. I'm a popping man, and I was like, ooh, I'm popping too. So I took it and I made it my name. And then when I started rapping, I was like, just use my Instagram name. - Pop and say. - Okay, you say, when do you start rapping? How long have you been rapping? - Seriously, I started in 2019, so it's been-- - Oh, so it's been a minute. - It's been a minute. - Yeah. - In 2020, keep going, or you said fuck it. - I was going and stopping and going-- - In 2020, everybody was just like, "Do we really want to do this type of shit in any room?" 'Cause you're sitting at home just like, "Whoop." - Yeah, it was a lot of breaks, I can say. - But yeah, so either you're from-- - PG? - Oh, perfect. - I just say PG, 'cause I move a lot. I'm not like from once, but-- - What high school did you go to? - I went to Sulyn for three years, then I went to another school for my last year that I won't mention. - You don't want to. - Okay. What'd you say? - I guess it sounds like she got keep out of Sulyn, went to that thing. - I did, yeah. - I'll turn the school back. - No, it wasn't alternative. - All right. - I know that school. - It was alternative, no, it was alternative. It was just a school that I just preferred not to mention. - Okay. - So it comes to them, PG. I got it. - Yeah, so PG, just PG. - PG, okay, and you said you started rapping. Kind of taking it seriously in 2019. What makes you get into music? - I was a music major, 'cause I went to perform art school. I went to Thomas Puller. - You went to Puller? - Yes. - I love Puller. I went to Thomas Puller, I was a music major there, and then Sulyn had the arts program. So I was a music major there. But then I stopped when I left the school, and then I went to college, went to Morgan, dropped out there, but I still went. So I went to Morgan, and I used to freestyle on live, and then it just went from there. - Okay, so freestyling on live, and okay. How did you, to me, people that can be creative with their words quickly, it's something that I just cannot wrap my mind around. - My mom says that all the time. - So you were actually freestyling, or you were doing the shit that niggas do, they have rhymes already memorized, and said no. - No, on live? I was freestyling the comments that they're saying. - Oh. - I would rap whatever they talking about in the comments, like throw it into the rap. And then she was like, "Hold up, that actually sound good." Hold on, I'm like, "It sound good." Then I used to rap for my roommates and stuff, and then I ended up going to the studio, and then the first song, and then it just... - No ball. - Yeah, here we are. - You're in the basement with drinking liquor with us, guys. - You can't talk. - Nah, look at you now. Look at you now. - Look how far you've been. - Yeah, here we are. - Oh shit. But yeah, no, how did you feel about your success from them? Oh, what's the name of the song? 'Cause I'm singing the words, I'm hearing the people. - This can't tell me nothing. - Boom, can't tell me nothing. That's the shit I've been hearing everywhere. - That was my most recent drop. - Yeah. - I'm pushing that as far as why you're hearing it a lot. I'm a big Kanye fan, so that's why I took a little... - Condolences. - Condolences. - That nigga been dead for the rest of the day. Seven years, they're gonna... This a new nigga, they ain't this ain't my Kanye West. - Yeah. - Oh, this is... Oh, oh, oh, three, oh four. That's the Kanye we knew. We don't know this nigga. - That's the Kanye I know. - Oh, five, oh six. - I know that Kanye. - That's the Kanye we love. That's the Kanye we still hold our hearts, but that Kanye's been gone for... - Since about 2013? - About 10 years. - Oh. - It's been gone. They ain't that guy. I don't know me, but... - I still love him. - I used to be, I used to be excited that this is the Kanye West. Now I'm like, I'm not gonna turn it on. - I ain't gonna lie. I don't be listening to the new stuff. - I was gonna say the new stuff. I still like him. I'm gonna be a Kanye fan. I like him as a person. - Well, that's the way I say the worst. - Yeah, I know. I do, I just, I get him. I just get him. - What do you get about Kanye West? - Why did they give you a microphone on your DMV summer jams of Kanye West? Is your person? - You're inspo. - You're inspo. - You're inspo, you're like, "No, I need to cut this shit." Look, I got something to say. - I get his come up. I get his ego. I get, I just get him. I don't know how to explain it. I'm kind of like him myself, but in different ways. I'm not crazy, he's not crazy for real. - Where you got a list? - Where's your birthday? - The day 11th. - Mm, my tourist. - He's a gymnast. - I know. - I don't like gymnast. - Well, you are kind of crazy. You got tourist girl. - I like Kanye, but I don't like gymnast. - You a gymnast? - No. - Oh. - She's a tourist. - I'm a tourist. - Yeah, I'm an April. - That's why I said I'm tourist girls ain't shit, you know. - He's trying to be. - No, do that. - I'm trying to be. - He's the worst sign of the mall. - Scorpio? - That's Terry. - Ooh, I'm sorry. - You call a stray? - I don't think squirt girls. - You call a stray? - You call a stray crazy. - I'm so sorry. Sagittarius, you going on? - Yeah. - That's a girl. - That's awesome. - That's the only series I know. - I have one more comment, but it's going to cause another riot. Pisces men. - Oh. (vocalizing) - Look here, us Sagittarius, we are a horse, but you're going to have a ton of-- - Four thumbs down. - Four thumbs down and a stick. - Yeah. - I'm a Pisces man. - Yeah. - Please man, get that. 'Cause you going to have fun with Sagittarius. - I don't think I know him. - You going to have fun with a Pisces too, but-- - I'm a blast. - But, you know-- - Boy cop Pisces. Boy cop. - This is Pisces, but you-- - A crying apple. - I don't know bad sages. I just love Mickey, so-- - Thank you. - But that's, she don't count. She's going to do that. - Jay Z's the Sagittarius. Wait, what did you just say? - I think she's going to do it. - Oh yeah, yeah. - Mickey's wearing it. - Yeah, she is. - Y'all know. - Y'all don't know. You hear what? - You can't tell when she's like hooked up. - Y'all. - Mm-mm. - We done. - No Mickey slander. - As a man who has done drugs. - Y'all want me to get canceled before I make it like-- - No, of course not. We never-- - Look at if you make it, she's going to beef with you anyway. - Mickey, you don't cancel me. - That's very true. - Mickey, I love you. Don't cancel me. - Okay. - I want to be on Mickey's side. I don't want to be with the other girl. - Yeah, until that-- - Until the label says, hey, make the stallion wants to give you a feature. What you going to do then? - Wait, so it really is a division. You have to-- - You have to stick. You get one feature from-- Okay, here we go, questions. - Sorry, Mickey. - You get one feature from Nicki Minaj, just one. But then you either have that one feature or you can get a feature from Cardi, Meg. Who else are you going to like? - Lotto, buddy. - Who? - Lotto. - Lotto, oh, definitely Lotto's hot right now. You get a feature from Lotto, Cardi, and Meg on three different songs. - You still taking Nicki? - I'm taking that Nicki feature, wow. - Wow. - You won't make a part. - Okay. (laughs) - Sorry. - Why y'all? - This is a business. - Yeah. - I'm sorry, baby. Those three features are going to take me out. The big one, big one, take me out of here. - You don't think Nicki going to take you out of here? You just need the platform. I just need the platform. - Yeah, no, she's still, she's still out of here. - I just need the platform. I feel like people get the platform. - I don't know how to shit out here right now. - Yeah. - Lotto got me blocked, y'all, so. - What'd you do to get blocked? - It's okay, Sierra blocked me too. - Gucci blocked me too. - You got blocked by Gucci? What the fuck y'all do? - I didn't do nothing to Gucci, man. - Nah, you didn't do some Gucci awhile, nigga. - I sent him my song. (laughs) (laughs) - Not blocked. - Oh no! - I sent them my song and I was like, "Did you even apply?" And I went back to look. - Oh my God. - Blocked. - I said, "Gucci deleted his Instagram?" - Ugh. - I didn't know, I'm like, he deleted his Instagram. Then his wedding had came out and people was sending me. And I was like, "I can't see what you're sending me." - Yeah. - Oh my God. - Blocked. What'd you do to get blocked by Lotto? - I'm still stuck there. Gucci's like, "Nope." - I was a big Lotto fan 'cause I used to watch her when she was younger, and then she did this thing where she was stealing people's wigs. I don't know if y'all saw that. It was early in her career. - Oh no, I don't remember that. - And I tweeted something. I didn't really say that. All I said was, "Dang, I love Lotto," but she needed to give that girl her wig back. And Lotto blocked me out of all the comments. - You gonna see mine? - That wasn't bad. - That wasn't bad. - That wasn't bad. - I think she'll be cool with yourself. 'Cause you ain't no dude. - I even put, I love Lotto. - Yeah, yeah. - I guess the butt was like, "But you're my business." - Yeah. - I didn't think that was that bad. - She needs to freak block me. - Oop. (laughing) - I'm sorry. Because I know. - She unblocked me. - Okay. - I found out. - Oh, you got unblocked? - I took three in the morning. I was like, "I'll have to see your face again." - I was gonna say, 'cause I know that I hurt your heart personally, why'd you get blocked? What'd you say? - You guys can tag in all of the video. - Oh, yeah. - I didn't like 30 minutes later, me and Dara laughed at this shit. I was like, "Wait, did she delete the changes?" Okay. (laughing) - Oh, no. - And then I was like, "Man, damn, I thought she would laugh "at this. "She funny. "She a comedian and shit. "I thought she would have a good laugh." - It wasn't funny to her. - I was like, "Well, you know, okay." She lost a fan in me. - That's how it be filmed here in the blog, like-- - But she unblocked with the lady on the day. I was like, "Oh, we're back, y'all. "Maybe she actually lost her page." - Yeah. (laughing) - Maybe that was it. - But that was really hurt. - Yeah. - I was actually, but I also got kind of in my feelings a little bit. - Yeah. - I was joking about her getting a relationship, being in her feelings. - Is she pregnant? - That would kind of hurt a little bit more. 'Cause I mean, she's got the game for a while. - Oh, oh, quite some time. - My favorite don't feel sorry that she's out. - Oh, she's expecting. - Damn. - Yeah. - Oh boy, he went two for two. - He sure did. - He took her, then got pregnant. I know what I'm thinking about the game, baby. - He did this thing. - Damn. - You got a blob of Gucci in a lot, though. - I was hurt by Gucci 'cause I used to screen free Gucci, so. - Oh, nevermind. - I was gonna say, 'cause you mentioned his wedding. This has been quite some time. - Yeah, I've been blocked. - Damn. You got blocked by pillhead Gucci. That's crazy. Fat Gucci. Fat Gucci blocked you, but in shape Gucci. - No, in shape. - Oh, then he was off. He was off the drugs. - Yeah, in shape. - At that point. - America Banks blocked me, too. - Nigga, what are you be doing? - What'd you say? - I don't get why they always see my comic, though. - I got blocked by Sierra because I kept, I kept typing a free-band game to her. I kept saying a free-band game, and I kept doing that. - Is she blocked you? - Yeah, you know, future for baby daddy. - Oh. - So I was like. - Really forget. - Yeah, right? - Yeah. - She named her child future. - I mean, it was the first one. - It was the first of the. - That first child be. - It was the first. - It'd be a love. - It'd be Jonathan. - Well, his name is what? Natavius? - Oh. - Little nay. - Oh, oh. - Natavius. - So I got to the nickname. It's cute. - His nickname is Meathead. - What? - Yeah, he was a part of a dungeon family. His right name and nickname was Meathead. And then it can't feature because he was the future of the dungeon family. - The more you know. - The more you know. - No. - Hit Papa's story right here. - Okay. - Chona 8. Chona 8. - I'm a beef with you. Like I'm beefing that little girl at the DMV Summer Jam. I'm still beefing with the 18-year-old. Some little girl that called me up. - That was so funny. So we're on stage hosting. And there was a shout from the crowd. Go ahead, Ankh. And I was like, oh. - I stopped. Everything I was doing. - I mean. - Who said it? - You're not an uncle? - Technically, no. - Oh. - Technically, no. - Right. - Nowadays. - Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. - I'm not uncle. I'm cousin wall. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I bought you. - Nowadays, you be 10 and you aren't uncle. So it don't really matter. - I know. You could be 40 and a grandmother. - I know she meant though. Yeah. I was just trying to make you feel better. - She told me I was an old today, didn't you? - No, you're not old, but you keep saying you old. So I'm just-- - She's an older 60. - Yeah, that's old. - That is. Yeah, that is old. - He was like, I'm old. I'm like, how old? I'm like 30. I'm like, anything in the 30s. - We feel good though. - We feel great. - Y'all look good. - Thank you. - You look great. - So you know what I'm saying? You give compliments back. - Yeah, thank you. - So what do you got working for the end of the year? And typically, people at the full core of the year put music out to get themselves in the good foot for the beginning of next year, do you got anything coming up? - I do have another tape coming out. I'm working on, which is a surprise, 'cause I usually only drop like one tape, not even a year. I'd be taking a minute. - Yeah, you got it. - So I got another one coming out this year. - So why do you take too much time? You mean, right now you're young, you got the hot song, your minds will just push. - I know, but I do everything by myself, so that's why it's like, everything's with me. I don't have no hope. - I think it's about time you got your friends right here. - Yeah, shout out Neek. That's a good friend. She danced with me, she take my pictures. Anything I need her to do, she just like, turn into it. - Good, give her some stuff to do for her to help support you. - Okay, I'll be as serious. You can't do everything by yourself. You're gonna drive yourself crazy. - And also you're young, so you got to use your resources. I mean, even though you didn't graduate from Oregon, you're pretty much still connected. - Yeah, I am. I'm trying to get on a homecoming. Y'all seen that line up each other. - No, but I know the guy behind this camera has, oh yeah, sexy red and flow. You have flows on this, too. Sexy red at home. - Cash cold gray and then flow. - Yeah, flow, yeah. - I'm trying to sneeze my whole thing. - I did a mortgage coming before. - Yeah, off low. - I did a mortgage homecoming before. - You did? - 20, one of them. It was Mardowick, money bagel. Money bagel always there. Money bagel, who else was there? - Meek. - That was a different, that was out of Morgan week. Yeah, y'all only went there once a semester. - Oh, well, that's what happened. - But still, what I was saying is more so you might as well use the young people that you have in touch. They might want to be interns, get some credit, shit like that. I'm dead serious laughing. They would do it. Hey, I need somebody on my social media team post this. They would do it. - You're the creative. So when you are being taken away from focusing on that, like you should know your business, of course, but like you have to utilize your brain capacity for what your best, you know, the products, the bread and butter, actually. Yeah, so you got to build a little team. And it's like we have a little team. - Y'all doing good though. - You can do a lot with a little. - You can do a lot with a little. - But you're going to need some help, baby. - Yeah, I know. - Can't do it all. - I know. I think I reached how far I could get from myself. - By yourself. - Yeah. - I mean, it's got to the point. I think you did, did she do the show with a flex? That's a long go. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, he's on the show with flex. You're making traction. You're making noise. We've heard of you. So, it's like, it might be time for you to reach on that. Yeah, reach on that. Like, hey, maybe drop two mistakes a year. Try. - Mm-hmm. That feels like a lot for you. - Uh, only cause I got like real. I mean, I'm not saying it's not real life, right? - Yeah. - I got real life. I got kids. I don't know if y'all know that, but I do. I got kids. So, it's like. - How many? - They're twins. - Oh! - Oh! - I really want them to. - Oh! - I wanted a boy and a girl to-- - Two boys. Ooh! - Your house. - But don't do that. They're very well behaved. - I'm sure. - Thanks to me. - Okay. - That's so nice. - Yeah, so I mean-- - So how is it being like a young mom and being an entrepreneur? - Um, at first, it was hard. - How old are your boys? - They're about to be five. - Oh, sure. - Yeah, I had them young. - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. - That pysy man. - See? - So hear me out. - No. - In about-- - I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. - Eight years? Take care of them, so. - Oh, yeah. - The twins? - Yeah, the boys. - About eight years. - It gets so much easier. - It got way easier now, like, they got each other, they play with each other. - Okay, so each other. - When they get 12-13, when they get 12-13, but hey, both of y'all watch each other. I'm gonna be back. - Yeah. - You watch you. You watch you. I'm out. - Yeah. - I'm being living. Then I'm gonna really just be living for him. - Yeah. - I was being motherhood and-- - Yeah, I was saying it was hard at first, but as I, I was growing up too. I was fresh out of college. I was dropped out. Fresh out of the dropout. So I was still growing with them. So I'm like, "Yeah, I got two babies. "I'm young." But I had help, so. But now that they're almost five, they're very independent. They don't ask me for much. Just monicking openness. - Mm-hmm. - Of course. - And then they go about their day. So it's very, it's easier now. And people want to watch them more now that they're older. - Older, of course. - 'Cause you don't have to do nothing. - Yeah. - Nobody wanted them when it was two babies. - Nobody likes to watch a baby. - Yeah, but now that they're older, they be like, "Yeah, I'll watch 'em." 'Cause you don't gotta do nothing. Of course you wanna watch 'em, so. - Yeah, but it's easier now. So I just, I get 'em. They come with me to the studio. Like they sit on the couch. - That's cool. - Yeah. - And when I didn't got a show or something, - Yeah. - I'm older than it. - Yeah. - Come get 'em. - Hey. - You know. - Oh, I like that. - Well, at least, no, you see how she fits you guys head. - Yeah. - But now you, you, you, yep, that's cool. - Oh, see, I like what you did there. - Oh, that was good. - That was good. - That was good, right? - Okay. - That was so well. - That wisdom coming out. (laughing) - We don't get this old, you know. (gasping) - Got it. - There's some phase phrase there. You don't get this old by. - Mm, I got this old by God, God's grace and Grandma prayer. - Amen. - 'Cause you know I was crashing out. - God looks out for children in school, so. - Ooh. (laughing) - You're covered on both ends, my friend. (laughing) - Yeah. - Not a child. Anyway, yeah, that's the information I didn't know about you. I didn't know you had to, I had 20. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, that's pretty cool. - Yeah, they're gonna fight like shit, though. - I already told him, stop that. They was fighting at first. - Me and my brother, two and a half years apart, we fought until I was fighting like three. (laughing) - That was great. - It was like, it wasn't like, oh, go to the bar, I don't hit me in the face. It was like, n***a, I knocked him out twice. I was like, I'm gonna knock you the fuck out. - Oh. (laughing) - I don't want that. - We really like, we're trying to kill each other. - All that testosterone. - My father's was like that too, though. - Fighting like that. - Like fighting to the blood, like. - Yeah, huh. - He was like that too. - But, at least we know we ain't no bitches. If I'm outside with him, just me and him, like, I know he'll fight. - Yeah. - You know it's y'all again. - It's like we can fuck each other up enough. - Yeah. - It's time for us to do something else. - Someone else. Take the anger and push us out. - I hope they don't start that, 'cause I'm gonna be me. - Oh, it's gonna happen. - Y'all are white. - It's a little boy, it's a little boy. - Yeah, I know. - Smellin' himself, get a little muscle on him, they're like, I'll beat you up. (laughing) - I'll beat your ass. And it's gonna go back and forth. - That might be funny. - The house is gonna be king, it's with king converse guys. I'll be my brother, we'll play football. Someone's like, we were like, there's too strong, short dude. - Being on each other. - Just throwing, someone went through the wall. - Then I'm a whoop then for that. - Yeah, you get to a certain point though, you don't whoop your kid so much, 'cause they too big. - Oh, what you could do is, they don't fight. - They too old, they too big. They too fast, they too strong. You just feel like- - You can't never name like, all right, mom. - Literally, they'll be like, okay. - Yeah, my mom stopped hitting me one time. She slapped me on the other. I was like, I guess she thought I was gonna give me. And sometimes I was like, all right, so can I go now? (all laughing) - You have to start doing that, I'm just feeling like it. - Okay, you slap me, you're cool. - Slapped. - I've been hit hard if it is. - Yeah. - I grew up in landover, I didn't think before. - Yeah. (all laughing) - Oh, go. - Oh, slap. - Oh, shit. - Thanks, mom. - So yeah. - Sorry. - We gave you there, we gave, we gave you our notes. So, we see two mixed dates this year. - Well, you got one already. - Well, I know. - There's some time you could do a little holiday edition, shit. We come up. - Little jingle bells. - Look, the weather is changing. They got all the spooky stuff out in the stores now. - I love Halloween. - It's time. - My favorite time. - I like this time. - Cool. - Oh, you like Halloween time? - I like this time of year. - You have a ghost here. - No, it's you. - Nothing. - Okay, cool. - I would be. - This because there are ghosts, I mean there's a devil. - How people don't like spirit. - They just try. - Goss and. - They just try to. - Same ghosts. - They got it. They just got to figure the way out. They're just tracking that after like that. - I'll go. - I'll go. - This is really nice. - What is your ghost be doing? - Oh, my ghost personally, well, my, well, I had one in my apartment. - Oh, no, no, no. - You know, he was cool. But sometimes in the other night, I'll hear the little noises, I'm gonna stop. It will stop. I love it to sleep. - Stop is crazy. You talking to the ghost? - Yeah, look at that. - There was a ghost in my old apartment too. He used to stand outside of my, outside of one of my bedrooms. - Man. - Like to stand there and watch. I think he was just. - He had a peep of time. - I think he was, no, no, no, I think he was very curious about like all like the girly stuff happening in our home. Like I think he was genuinely like. - So you saw him? - What are you girls up to in there? Like what's happening? - What do you just, what do you look like? - To be fake. - Tall, dark, elderly gentleman. - What if your ghost died in like the 1890s and now he kinda like, what the fuck is that? - That's what it kind of, he didn't feel like 1890s. - Like 1990s? - Yeah, but he felt like-- - Niggas live here? - Right, okay, so he's fucking, okay. So was he fascinated that black people were like, I didn't get that vibe. I thought the vibe, he was black. - No, he was black. - He was black. - Women have drops. - Right, but that was the thing he would literally watch. - Wait, what the fuck is present? - Like what the hell is going on up in here? - Maybe not, maybe. - Maybe you're a person? - I'll be hilarious, I'm like, that kind of actually, I actually did think about that shit. Like could it be showing the movies and shit with ghosts like flicking around lights? Like maybe he's not trying to fuck with you. Maybe he's like, what the fuck is this? - Wait, look at this. - Oh shit. (laughing) - I never thought of it that way. - No. - Niggas died like in 1980. - In 1980, 1880, 1880. - I said 1980. You could die in 1980 and be like, yo. - Oh, pretty fascinating about it. - Yo, yo. You could do it on the phone? - Yeah. - Yeah, that has changed. - A lot of shame. - What's your laptop? Like, nigga, you see this shit? Yo, see this, that's pretty cool. Pretty cool, it's life is-- - Like a deliverance anyway. - I haven't seen that movie yet. - I saw it. - I bet it's true. - I just have seen the clips where the woman's like, I can smell your nigger. - Nappy. - Nappy, nappy, nigger pubes. - Yeah, something like that. And I was like, I don't know. This is my type of movie. - I just feel like, I don't know. - Once I seen that clip, I knew it was gonna watch it. Because I already limited it down to two directors. Didn't need to know anything else. And the directors were teleparry or wheel pack. - No, it's leading. - No, it's leading. - Oh, yeah, leading. - It was, I was like, how much did you really expect? - So, yeah, my soul was leading, I was like, oh, this is gonna be hilarious. - Yeah. - It was hilarious. - It's not scary at all. - It's a scary movie, but it's not scary. It depends on your, your-- - View is scary. - It was scary. Yeah, I watch a lot of scary movies. - Is it like a slasher movie or? - No, like Exorcist type vibes. - Oh. - But it's black people. - It's black people, Exorcist type vibes about the Exorcist budget. - Got it. What I can say though, I did like that the black people gave black for real. Like, you know how black people are scaring movies? They might die quick or they just, it was just, it was a lot of ethnic, you know, in the movie, I like that. - Yeah, the mom was, I mean, yeah, she did. No, she was. - She got CPS. - She was, I'm like, okay. - She definitely did give me Philly. She was Philly. - Philly's crazy. - That's what, you're acting, everything. - She was a really, she wasn't, she wasn't, she got the accent on point. And she went down to the street and knocked that little kid out for bullying, but yeah, that's my bitch. Yeah, that's the reason. - I like the black ass. - I had a text better, I haven't, I haven't. - But it wasn't scary. Nothing scary happened to like the last 20 minutes of the movie. I was like, oh, okay, you should watch it. - Okay. - But make sure your ghost is. - Oh no. - You don't want him getting any ideas. - The ghost is in the apartment, I live in the house now. - Oh, okay. - Yeah. - And my ghost is gone. - Oh. - I miss him. - Oh. - Okay. - All right, so you ready? - Ready. - Mm hmm. - All right, so this is what we're going to do. This is, we're going to go ahead and get you some shots. We'll go drink the rest of that. We're going to pull your cup up. Because we're going to get into the, to keep the top part of our show. And we start that off with the game we like to call Trooper Shot. - Shot Shot Shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot. - I will die, so. - Yeah, just do it. All right. So look here, the game is Trooper Shot. We're going to ask you a bunch of questions, some movie sex space. - Okay. - And you either answer the question. - It's like a shot. - Or drink. So here you go. - Oh, should I put my lips in a hoom? - Yeah. - Give it a little heavy pour. Give it a nice little heavy pour and you step through that. - Yeah. - We ain't trying to, we ain't trying to have you, you know what I'm saying? - We got it. - We got it. - Yeah, yeah. - Your sense of direction is not good. - We got to get you. - One direction. - GPS. - It took me to the one, that's where I went. - You just drove in. - Not drove in to the one. - That's good enough. - That's great. - Yeah, that's a good amount. - All right. So our first question, Jaz always like to pop it off. - Oh yeah. So this is a super, super easy warm up question. What is your go to porn category? - I haven't watched porn in a long time. - Yeah. - But when I did, I don't know if this is a category, but I used to type in like webcam or like-- - That's a category. - That's a category? - Mm-hmm. - Okay like webcam. - Solo. - No, not solos. - Mm. - There's like a webcam just showing the fucking-- - Yeah. - Like that? - Yeah. - Like there's like someone hacking into someone's-- - No. - Like they said there, webcam on there. - Like a webcam girl, but she was having sex. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I used to like those. - Okay. - I don't know why, but I don't like the acting ones whereas HD cameras and-- - Okay, yeah. The real, the real, what's it called? High definition. - Yeah, I don't like that. - I don't like that. - Like that's too much, too much-- - Like what? - And as of-- - That's highly produced. - Yeah. - And us knowing people that work in the industry now, it's like they don't, they'd be there for 12 hours. - It's not fun. - Just-- - No, off and on, they got to set the camera at a different angle now and-- - See. - And they're waiting and the guy's waiting and-- - Best. - No, they need to cut that. - Yes, that's, I mean, to be fair, they're making a movie. - Yeah. Movies take a while. - Oh, I guess. - Like that 50 minutes scene, you saw-- - But how do you say-- - You didn't-- - They have people that come and get you back up. - Yeah, they call fluffers. - Really? - Yeah, these girls have a common sucky dick so you can get what you're across and get hard and go close. - I never knew that. - They're called fluffers. Yeah. - Interesting. - Yeah. - It's pretty thankful. - All right, true for sure. What's the worst thing that happened to you during the set? - Worst thing. Probably my mom blowing in my phone. - Oh, I thought you were going to see him. - No, she didn't walk in, but she-- - Okay, I was about to say that-- - That's a little bit fun. - I'll walk in. - That's-- - Yeah, that's-- - I haven't even-- - Top five. - Fear. - Yeah. - Walk in. (laughing) - My sister walked in on me. - That's not so bad. - Yeah. - 'Cause y'all are sisters. - How about that close? - How about-- - I mean, you're the part when we talking. - She's older for years. - Oh, that's cool. - Oh, okay. - But I'm that baby. - Yeah, that's embarrassing. - That might be worse than the mom blowing the phone. - You think your sister walk in there? - I think anybody walking in there's work-- - I just stopped. - Don't be blowing the phone. I can't ignore it. - No, you can't-- - No, my mom is not ignoreable. - It's crazy. - Oh. - Okay. - All right. Anyway, if you got a true but true for shot, where's the wildest place you did have sex? - Wildest place. - You can take a set, please. The whole plan to show is to drink. And we, I think we've only taken one drink. - I wanna tell y'all. - Say it. - All right, what if my mom watches-- - You already called it crazy? - You're called. You're called. - You know that. It was the bushes on the side of the house. Like, I left the house to go to the bushes. - Yeah, my mom might be crazy. - Only because I was tired of doing it in my house. So can you just go to the bushes? - Wait, you were tired of doing it in my house? - So you wanted to mix it up? - So you wanted to mix it up. - Like, okay, we always do it right here. - Let's go fucking the bushes. - Yeah, boy. - Let's go to the bushes. - Brought daylight. - No, it was nighttime. - You fucking daylight bushes, sexual presence. - Yeah, but sex, sex, sexual presence. - Then we went back in the house when we was there. - Yeah, you could have asked you, 'cause you actually got caught and been hanging out with Nicki Minaj's team real fast. - Uh-uh. (laughing) - Take that out. (laughing) - I say it. - Take that out. - What she wanted to be. - Nothing. She's not coming on this show. - She don't give a fuck about this show. - You don't even know we exist. - Yeah. - You never know. - Anyway, true pushup. Favorite type of full play. - Ain't. - Mm-hmm. - It doesn't deal with the push. (laughing) - What? - Okay. ♪ Just, uh ♪ ♪ Trying to think, I like 'em all ♪ - Oh, okay. - Okay. - I'm trying to think what's my favorite. - Pick up one, pick up two, pick up two. - Poor play is very important. - What? - Pick one or two. - Okay. - What you thought she'd say? - I'm looking at her, 'cause she was, pick up one, pick up two, yeah. - Picky type. - Um. - This is just in my mind. - Is hair considered for play? - Yeah. - Okay. - All right, there you go. All right, two pushup. What's the sexual confession you would like to make today? Is it, what are the pushes? - No. - Oh, there's more. Oh, take a drink. - Yay! (laughing) Yay, we like that. - I'd probably say have you ever had sex in public, but okay, push. - That's public? - Bush is in the pocket. - Bush is in the pocket. - That's how you become a sex offender. - It's outside my house. - If anyone saw you there, if a police ran up on you, you would have to go to different houses and say, "Hey, I'm moving down the street." - Really? - If I get caught pissing, actually, my boy got caught pissing in the alley in New York, and he's a sex offender. - Perpin? - He had his dick out, and he was close to, yeah. - No, he wasn't close to it. He was by itself. - That's not right. - I don't think it's right. - I don't think it's right. - He wasn't a sex offender then? - He wasn't a boy. - Or you just all a sex offender. - It'll just say you have a first, second, a third degree sex offender, which is really unfortunate because you could have done something like that, like peed outside. - Oh, it says you have a first, second, or third. It don't tell you you have a first. That's wild. - You don't say you have a first, second, or third degree sex offender. - But you don't know, so that-- - But they don't know. So there's no difference. - It might be a race. - So if I come up to your house and say, "Hey, I'm a sex offender, "I have to tell you that I live next door." You could have been dealing with kids, or being outside. We don't know what you did. - They gotta fix that. - You would think so, 'cause I mean, there's levels to offense. - Yeah, I didn't know. - Like, if you peed in the alley, I'm okay with you living next door to me, but if you, you know-- - Yeah, if you-- - Like a child. - Like, nigga, you can't live here. - You can't live up here. You got to go. - That's crazy. - Yeah, that's kind of-- - Well, do you know who it is? Or you just know they in the neighborhood? - Oh, no, you know who it is. - You have to tell the immediate neighbors, you have to tell them that you moved next door. - And then you can always look up on that. - And you have to tell them? - You have to. - That's the, I mean, that's some people-- - And if you live in a partition-- - I was joking with Nicki Minajian, but her husband, he has to, I think he got in trouble with police, because he didn't let people know-- - You have to notify-- - That he was a, yeah. - Like, if you get in the new apartment building, you have to notify the apartment building, 'cause they could turn her back around and say, "You can't live up here." That's how I got one of my apartments, 'cause the guy was moving out, 'cause they found out that he was on the list. But he was just on the list for, like, he, I can't wholeheartedly say I feel bad, but he was 19, 18, 19, she was 16, 17. So they were, they were peers almost, and they were in school at the same time, but he had graduated, and she didn't. And on top of that, it had happened, like, 70 years ago. - So two years apart-- - Yeah, they were two years apart. - And they went to high school together. - Yeah. - He graduated. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I guess they were dating to high school? - Yeah, something like that. And so he got-- - That's kinda fucked up. - I guess, but he was-- - Yeah, somebody, I don't know, they turned him in. - He was a third degree, because it ended up, it just was third degree, because they didn't get him for, like, stage, 'cause the age was so close, so they didn't get him for, like, the bigger offense. But yeah, it was seven years later, it caught, I don't wanna say caught up to him, but caught up to him, and he had to go-- - I'll be pissed. - Me too. Can you imagine, like-- - Welcome to my girlfriend. - And it now follows you, right? - My girlfriend-- - That's what I'm saying. It had been seven or eight years. - 'Cause you gave somebody-- - Can you imagine something that happened when you were dating a guy when you were 18, 19, and then you moved on with your life and everything, and now you gotta fucking-- - Well, I'll get it if he was like, no, it was-- - He had been shushing-- - If it was 19 and 13, we got a big issue to talk about right now. - No, they were very close to me. - But, 19 is 17, it's like-- - They were close in age, yeah. - And you know, high school, you're with, you know, the freshman and the sophomore. - Yeah, you all mixed up anyway, so. - High school, yeah, 'cause that's freshman to college, 19, senior high school. - 13, 14 to 17, 18. - Yeah, so yeah, if he was fucking her between the ages of 16 and 14, he was great. - Yeah. - Yeah. - He graduated, now it's bad. - Now it's bad, that's fucked up. - Can't do that, you can't do that. - You gotta let your kids know these things, 'cause you probably didn't know that. - I know, 'cause there was another story about a guy, same thing, they were-- - I know a bunch of guys that were coming and pooped in my high school. - They were senior at high school, and he got caught, he said that they were sending pictures to each other, like news, the mom found out, called the police, he got arrested for child porn, 'cause she was still in high school, and he was over, he was still in high school too, but he was over 18. And he ended up losing all his scholarships, being disqualified from FAFSA, yeah, he had a, it was a whole thing, 'cause he had child pooped charges on his record, so. - That's so bad. - Y'all talk to your kids about this stuff, it's super important. - Can you imagine being a parent, and you fucking get your kid to the finish line. - The finish line. - The finish line, you got scholarships in hand, and they do some shit that all the kids do. - Mm-hmm, it's stupid. - It's stupid, but you don't really think quite about it. - It's stupid, but you're not thinking-- - Yeah, you're not thinking. - You're just young and horny, you're young and-- - Oh, like, I was saying, but they were. - People know, people do. - Well, to be fair, yeah, we didn't have the technology, maybe if I did, I was-- - You know, if we had the technology, we would be sending-- - I would be pulling my dick out. - Okay. - I look like a dude, mom. - Well, y'all don't have technology in this way. - We didn't have the-- (laughing) - We didn't have camera phones, the camera phone came out like, when I was at like, 11, 8. - The phones didn't have cameras on them. - I had a phone with a camera in fourth grade. - And then, there was a while where you couldn't, if you had a camera phone, you would have to send the picture via email. - No, yeah. - You couldn't text pictures back and forth. There was no such thing as like, what is it, SMS, or whatever, what's it called? - MMS, MMS, whatever it's called, yeah. - Yeah, no, yeah. - So there was no, you could take pictures-- - 'Cause I won the first day 'cause my school with a foot phone that had the camera on it, and he was like, oh, get the foot, get the foot, get the foot. - And what grade was that? - I was like, 10, 11, 11, 11. - Yeah, and there was no concept of like, taking a naked picture of yourself and sending it, like, no, that was not a-- - To be fair, when I first got my phone. - Well, you, the first, it was like, it was like, maybe in the second, but in the second week, my AOL account was banned. My mom had to-- - Well, yeah, 'cause there were chat rooms. - Yeah, my mom-- - And so people was just pictures on chat room. - Yeah, so the personal chat, and my mom was like, you know what I'm gonna do for today, mom? - There were chat rooms. - This is going down my pants, I'm gonna send it to this girl. - That's crazy. - And then I didn't know they had a child-locked shit, so they had to, they banned my account, my mom, and then they caught my mom and told them why they banned, my mom was like, why is this account banned? - Oh. - I was like, you 'cause you was sending naked pictures? - Better than I used to be-- - It's my phone. - Well, my internet still is free while, but it used to be a lot. - It was worse, no, it was worse, no, it was worse. - I mean, now if you post your news and don't know why you're-- - No one did shit. - It was just because it was new and crazy. - To be fair, when our age, it was a Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson had their sex tape, it was like the world stopped. - Tommy Lee. - You know Pamela Anderson, Pamela Anderson Lee? Pamela Anderson from Baywatch? - Oh, tell me Lee was a drummer for a little band. - Motley crew. - Motley crew. - I know a little Kim Kardashian. - Will that come in? Kim Kardashian didn't start to internet. Ray J and Kim Kardashian didn't start to internet for the youngest. - Be quiet. - Woo! - I cannot get over that she doesn't like-- - Kim Anderson is the icon. - I'm not sure, maybe I'm not sure. - Let me pull it, you know Kim. - Okay, Marcus, with the camera, I can text you my password if you need it. - I got it. - Okay, put a payment in the screen. - Anderson Lee. - I know it. - Yes, you know. - You better know it. - You just should be black. - She's a white bitch. - From Baywatch? - Baywatch. - Zoom in? - No, I'm gonna put it on. - Yeah, put it on the screen. Put it on the screen. - I just say that's in the chat. - (sighs) - What a canopy. - Who's she saying it up? - Pamela Anderson Lee, MTV. - Yeah, I know this stuff. Yeah, I know this stuff. Yeah, I know this stuff. - Do you know who Carson Daly is? - Y'all know what year I was born? - Tell us. If it's, oh, 2000. - Bingo. - I was fucking. (laughs) (laughs) - Oh no, that was a year, no. - My mom was too. - That was a year. (laughs) - Hold up, boy, your mom, man, nigga. - Shit. - I didn't stop all that. - Come on now. - No, you're not too much. - No, I can be, I can be step day. Now, now, think about it. Your mom was right at the same age. - Probably. - She's not that. - Come on now. - Her mom was not a teen mom. - Yeah, I was the youngest, remember? - Yeah, she's the baby. - I'm the baby. - Pamela Anderson Lee is so close to my heart that I just can't, she was such-- - I think I see her full screen and just move, make the TV to full screen. - It's just, oh, wow. - No, TV, I mean, I'm the switcher. - I just, yeah. - You said I'm not gonna know her from that picture? - Yeah. That's like an iconic picture of her. - You never seen her? - Can I see her at 2024? - Is she alive? - Yes, she alive, but no one sees her. - Nah, I don't, no, I don't know who that is. - Wow. - Who's the other person? - No. - Tommy Lee. - Talk to her husband. - Tommy Lee. - I know Tommy Lee, like, from Love and Hip-Hop. - Oh, boy. - Y'all don't watch Love and Hip-Hop. Come on, man. - Tommy. - Tommy. - Tommy. - Tommy. - Is it the time we leave we're talking about Marcus, please? - Y'all know who I'm talking about that one. - Of course, yes. We know Tommy. - We know Tommy. - Oh, my lord, oh, my lord, oh, my lord. - That's not her name. - It may be. - We're losing recipes. - It may be her name. It may be her name. It may be her name. - 'Cause Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson was the first-- - Iconic. - First sex tape for celebrities to ever come out. - First, I don't know about it. - But iconic couple, iconic sex tape, iconic-- - Right, she was an A-list artist. - I don't know nothing about that. - That's okay, baby. - Okay, your friends on here are like, yeah. - She's a little older than me one year. - One year. - You're about to be joined. - I could change from 1999 to 2000. - Well, we thought the world was gonna end. - For us, '99, 2000, they were backing that ass up. And that drum dropped in middle school now, but I know what that's-- - I know that song. - It's okay, each of those. - All right, you know that song. - You better, I'm about to say it. - Shit. - It's about to have a little cash money. Taking over from the '99 to 2000, yeah, you got it. - Yeah, you're working with me. - Mm, mm, mm. That's appropriate, right? - Yeah, yeah, that's how she got the twins. - That's an appropriate reaction, the back that is. - No comment. (laughs) - Take a shot. - You got, you put the drum for Tommy Lee? - It's fine, she don't know who he is, it won't matter. - It's totally true. - 'Cause I know his face. - Oh, if you didn't know Pam. - Okay, this is Tommy Lee. Right there's a picture. - She did. - Oh, the Pam, man, it's very low. There we go. - He just said non-inscript, white man. - Oh, 20, probably no one got into it like 20, 24. - Yeah, 20, 24, man. - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. - He was, he was hot shit back in the day. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, not even a little bit. - He was hot shit back in the day. - 20, 24, you probably will get it. - Go to him in the drums, unrecognizable. - Yeah, go to him in the drums. - White people. - Oh, yeah, he was, he was, he was, no, he party. And his offense, he party very hard. - Okay. - For about 20 years straight. - I can see him. - I can see him in the skin. - He's just throwing a chooper shot for me. - Really? - My heart is a little bit broken. 'Cause I love Pam, like I love Pam, oh my God. - Oh, my God. - She's a goddess. - She's a goddess, she's sweet, she's petite, she's like a lover girl. She's a party girl, like Pam Anderson. - Wait. - Her tits are big as watermelon, it's like. - Only person I know with the big tits is the country singer. - Dolly. - Dolly part, you know. - Dolly part. - No, he said he was drinking two gallons of vodka per day left in surprise. - That's his daughter? - No. - No, that's, you know. - Someone he's dating, I'm sure. - Tommy Lee, Tommy Lee, Revolution, or what's it? - Revolution. - Revelation, I can't read. - Surprising diagnosis. - Two gallons of vodka per day. - Jesus. - Wow. - He's still, dude, he's still was doing that? - Oh, gosh. - That's the thing. - Shit. - Hey, man. - That's a lot about him. - They don't like people's livers, they come in. - I was gonna say, at that point, your liver is pickled, like-- - That's what I call that shit. - There's cirrhosis. - Cirrhosis. - Cirrhosis. - Cirrhosis. - When I was in the AA class, when I was in that jail, a lot of niggas had that shit. - Cirrhosis is a liver? - Yeah, 'cause you're hearing the voice. - Nah, nah, nah, nah. - It's not talking like that and shit. - Oh, yeah, he part hard. - Yeah, too much. - Yeah, damn, you kind of-- - Yeah, I don't know nothing about them. - Kim Kardashian and Ray J-- - Well, at least you know that. - I get it first. - Ray J started the internet for a lot of people. - Um, soldier boy. Y'all know soldier boy? - Of course, I was gonna dance. - We were six years old. - I was. - I was a college. (laughing) - No, okay, let me go into the top real quick. - All right. - Two per shot, two per shot, two per shot. - Okay. - Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. - Worst DM you ever got. I'm gonna take it down. PG-13. - Worst DM? All of them are terrible. - Really? - You wanna see 'em? - What's the worst one? - Worst? - I think of the top five. - Hmm. - Get it. Some people say they get random dicks. - Yeah. - Oh, I think it's supposed to give up dicks. I'm gonna stick it for free, I don't know why neither of them was going. - They just send it to you, you're not even expecting me. (laughing) - It's terrible. Especially the request goes out of our dark, dark place. - Oh, I haven't been in, let me get over there. I haven't been there. I updated my Instagram and... - Don't go over there. - I've been exploring, and then the hidden. - Hidden. - Oh boy, here we go. (laughing) - Is there bad in there? - I don't think that's bad. - It'd be the ones that are like, hey, hey, queen. I wanna pay for everything. That you, I ain't never seen those, we don't know. - Oh, I get those. - Hey, queen, I'm trying to pay for your whole life. Can you send me some feed pictures? (laughing) - Why don't you hear me that? I'll be like, thank you, here's my bills. - They didn't be doing it, I've been seeing them. - I need them to hear me out. - That, well, they tend to be fake. - Oh. - I get lots of y'all, you're beautiful. I'm trying to see if I got any of them. - Yeah, it's the ones that send paragraphs every day. Those are the crazy ones. (sighing) - You want some more? - You can go? - That was in my request, yeah. Oh, she... - I'm surprised, I didn't see that one person last night. - You know, I was a little upset, well, I wasn't upset, 'cause I was, you know, I'd be home, wrapped up in bed, but I was like, damn, I didn't, I wanted to come celebrate someone's birthday yesterday. I didn't realize it was their birthday. I know, that's why I said it's my fault. I can't really be upset. And then hold up, hold up, hold up. - You did ask me what I was doing. - You did. - I did ask what you're doing this weekend, and Saturday night. And also, you go to all the cool spots. You dressed up, looking nice, titties out. All bad, all bad bitches. And I'll be like, I'll be at home like damn, so no one, I ain't doing shit. - Well, well, sir. - I mean, I'm the down the street, literally down the street. - Down the street. - I can run to her house. - Good, good night, hold on. - Oh my gosh, I've done it. - Oh, come to this, come to our craft. - Yeah, y'all really have, I was like damn, I ain't getting up. - It was a new sport, I never been in that place before. - What's it called? - What the fuck up? - Um, excuse me? - It's food? - No, it's a speed easy dive bar club. - Oh, cool, that's cool. - It was really fancy, really nice, bunch of white women, but it was like, it's called, "Shut the fuck up, STF you." - STF you, that's cool, I like it. - I went there and I was like, "Oh, went downstairs, oh, it'll be cool." I was in the elevator with four white women, my hands went with my chest. - I was gonna say, you should have your hands like this. - It was like, hands up? - You should have hands like this. - With your camera at me. - With your camera at me. - You ain't getting me. - You ain't getting me. - Black men in the elevator with four white women? - No, no, no. - That's our horror movie by ourselves. If the elevator got stuck, I was like, "No, I'm gonna die." - You would be out. - Oh, I'm gonna die. - You'd be the first person to die. (laughing) - Like, this is my time, I'm gonna go out. - You would either die in there or they would kill you in the process of getting you out. - They were like, "You're supposed to die." - I was sexually assaulted in the elevator with him. He put his hand in my butt. - We were stuck in the elevator, I was trying to do it. - I said, "But I saved you." (laughing) - Put your hands out to the spot. - I just can't be around these. But yeah, now it's cool. We went in there, the DJ was ass, but he played the right music, he played the right songs, but that way. And the drinks were in that bag, like Tony and Bob. But with Don. - That's not bad. - And DC and Navy Yard were pretty decent. So yeah, we had fun in there, it was a pretty nice time. Anyway, he was about to shoot for shot. - Yay! - So this is what we're gonna do. We have another game for you. See, we learn about people do games. So the game is called "How Toxic Are You?" Now, the levels that we have are from Russell Wilson, the future. My trap, loyal and savior. Now, to be honest, a lot of these games, a lot of these... - I think he is, my trap, loyal and savior. I go to the church of free bands. First Baptist of free bands, actually. A lot of these things that I have done in my life, let's won't bring everybody to my start side. - So your future? - Nah, your Russell? - No. - Print fire. - He's on the spectrum. - Print fire? - Oh, you don't listen to the lyrics of his words. Oh, his songs. - I don't listen to my words. - You don't listen to... - Print. - Print has this, huh? - No brand shade, though. - Come here, shout out, Brent. - Okay, he's gonna leave that one. You shouldn't admit that. You're up, come on, artist. - I know. Crop that out. (laughing) - All right. Have you ever had sex with someone that blocked the method? - Oh. - Not immediately. - Why did you block the first? - Well, I came over there to have sex, but they pissed me off before it happened, but I still did it 'cause that's what I came over there to do. So whatever they did, they pissed me off as the reason they got blocked, but I still... - So you had sex with the person who blocked? - Yeah. - All right, you're movin' up the board. You're movin' up, it's not lookin' good. Have you ever had an attitude with your main dude because your side do piss you off? - No, I don't have side doin'. - Great answer, great answer, great answer. Have you ever had sex with people who were friends? - Accidents. It was an accident. - The trooper ate it. - It was an accident though. - I do, I was an accident too. I'm just sayin'. - I didn't know. (laughing) - From what I learned in court, the law is black and white. No gray area. - No gray area. - I guess, yeah. - Yeah. - It happened. It happens. It's not your fault. - To the best of us. - It's a funny thing is, how hilarious, it happens to guys, but guys don't give a shit. 'Cause you meet one girl and I'm like, "Damn, she bad shit." And you start fuckin' with it. Then you see her friends, like, and I show up and make her friends first. - No. - Girls. - Damn it! - Girls, you're not supposed to do that. - I think I have to. - And then, but then-- - So girls, like to your friends? - Oh, not to, no, but I mean, I felt like I met a guy and then I met a friend. - Oh my God. - And then like, "Damn." - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - You have a guy too, but then it is, especially if you're just fuckin' in the low. It's pretty good 'cause I don't tell your friends. I don't tell nobody. - You might've thought it was on the low. - Yeah, but then sometimes the friends don't know. And so the friends are like, "Okay." So you move the friends, like, "Oh man, we used to be kickin' at some time, we cool." And then-- - That's how they get you! - You can't lie. You can't lie. - And they're like, "No, let me be kickin' it, man. We just cool people." She's good, people's the right, like, "Yeah." "Hey, yo, hang on with me tomorrow." We just just go out, "Okay, yeah, you're cool." And so, yeah. - "Wait, man." - Okay. I could question more. - That's what you do. - That's how you get it to for one. - Mmm. - One special. - Terrible. - Have you ever broke up with someone through tech? - Yeah. - Mmm, you move 'em back up. - Oh, I've best talked to it? - Yes, it's bad. - That's not bad. - For bad. It's pretty mean. - You are at least an old phone call. - Yeah, kind of mean. - New generation, we got time for this. - Face time? Y'all want Face time maybe? I'm gonna fuck a minute? - No. - You're done. - Yeah. - All right. - At least I told you I didn't ghost you. - These answers are not helping you guys. - No, that's bad. - No, it's not, it's no. No, it's not the good or bad, it's your answers. - It's not good or bad. - All right. (laughs) - When the guy has text you, I have a long paragraph telling you everything he got upset about or mad at you for, or something's trying to suppress himself. Have you responded with K? Oh, that's wild. - Tomorrow your father. - Good. He deserved it. - Amen. - Still doesn't help your case. (laughs) Still doesn't help your case. All right. Now, two more. - Okay. - Let me go see what you're at real quick. - Where am I? I'm on Russell's side. - You're kind of in the middle. - You're kind of, she's towards future, yeah. You middle left at this point. - Have you ever done someone wrong? Let's say you were wrong in a situation. And then you flipped it. You said make the other person feel bad. - No. - Okay. - I don't do people wrong. - Well, when you're wrong in a situation where you-- - I'm never wrong. - Yeah, there we go. Moving back up. - I'm a tourist. - No, you have been wrong before. - No. I just learned that word. - Do you know the word no? - Poor. - Do you like what people say it to you? It doesn't happen often. - I like that. - Yeah. I'm not wrong, I'm never wrong. For real. - Yeah, you're right there. How you never wrong? - I'm never wrong. - I think that's true. I think a tourist we genuinely don't feel like we're wrong. - You don't gotta feel it, but you're wrong. - No, we don't be wrong. - Don't be wrong. - 99.9 out of 10. - Yeah, we don't be wrong. - We don't be wrong. - We don't be wrong. - You're wrong. - I'm saying that. All right, I'm going to find the way before this episode we're going to prove that you're wrong. - Okay. Good luck. - All right, you're close to the future. So, look at this, we're going to do. And we have a segment we're going to call what would you do? We're trying to do this right now. - Okay. - Marcus, give me a, you're from P.G. Pull up that video for me real quick, Marcus. Marcus, that's a Marcus, Marcus. - I don't know. - I'm over here. - Go a quick time. - Quick time. - Quick time of the bomb. But yeah, you have nothing in your cup. - Yes. - Don't down it. - Oh, panning. - I'm downing. - Get down the bomb. - Bye, Pamela. - Right there. - There we go. - All right, full screen that thing. - Jack, why are you getting low like that already? - All right, so this happened in the alley in DC. And this is guy, he's actually still in the run. This guy broke into someone's backyard. No, no, no. - Well, there's a little hole. - The gate is a hole and he walked in. - Jack, you're trespassing? - Yeah, he's trespassing. - He's on somebody's property. He came in there with a lunch box and a cucumber. You can't see the video anymore. Oh, no, we better play right now. - You ready to play? - Yeah. - You can't hear the lunch box with a cucumber. And go ahead and play Marcus. And this is what he decides to do in Northeast DC. No, what? You come in his hand, right hand. I mean, left hand. And there we go. - Huh? What is he doing? - What do you think? - The good, the good, the good, the good, the good, the good. - Why? (laughing) - Why, it's funny. Why they, what? - And he packs it up. - And yes, I'm out of here. Got things to do today. - I'm so confused. - So, yeah. One, I have never been more happy to be uneasy. Two. - I'm so confused. - He just walks with people back in the arse and fucks himself with a cucumber. (sighing) - I need him to explain that. - The level of perversion is just. - That's how you come to sex with him. - That is exactly how you come to sex with him. - He needs to be locked up because. - The video's longer because he went to the front of the car and like spit on it and then started riding it. - You're lying. - No. - Marcus, go back to the one minute. - You're lying. - I'm dead. Go back to the joint and go to the one minute. The one minute mark. I'm dead fucking serious. - There's somebody's, 'cause somebody put this on Twitter and then the police got involved and they were like, "Hold up, we gotta find this." - It's been decent. - Like it was their little camera. - Their ranking. - Yeah, so they said a week before somebody hit their gate so left a hole in their gate. That's how he was able to get in. - Why, why are you anxious? - Why are you not at home? - I guess I went to the bushes when I was home. So maybe he-- - Okay, well, why aren't you in the bushes at your own house? Why are you walking around an alleyway looking for a place to fuck yourself with a cucumber? - It's just one minute mark. Right here, look at the top. He's out the top and he's riding. - Right in the car? - No, he put a cucumber on the car, I guess, front end. And he's riding it. That's what he's doing, he's going up and down. He's going to stick around. - Nah, if I saw that on my car. - He fucked your car. And see, I think the car pulling up right here, so that's why you stop, I like that for happening. (laughing) - Might be some white boyfriend. - That's what I'm saying, because DC always got these men like, you know, actually, to be fair, here from out of town, they come on the show, I'm like, "Hey, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all." "Well, jail, everything here about y'all, DC niggas." All right, look, I'm from Maryland. (laughing) - Keep that over there. - I'm from Landover, Maryland. - That's the most disgusting-- - You just heard the day mayor said it was the gayest city. Y'all heard, y'all saw that when the mayor was like, "DC is the gayest city." - I didn't know that. - She was trying to give, yeah. It's really San Francisco. - No. - In Atlanta. - It's DC. - San Francisco is like that guy's beat, but yeah. - They doing that? I don't know, we might got them. - I think Atlanta might give this guy a run for his money. - That's disgusting. - Atlanta might give us guy a run for-- - They doing that? - So what would you do, oh, shoot. Drop that, give me that hand, hand, can't reach it. - What would you do if you see someone outside basically butt-fucking-your-car? Well, actually, no, actually-- - I probably would stop in my tracks 'cause I can't believe this is real life. I don't know, scream. I don't know, what are you supposed to do? - Call the police. - Call the police. - Oh. - And I get that fire. - Call the police. - I get that hose, and I would hold that motherfucker like he was a damn, oh, I almost said something. - No, 'cause then I break my hitch apart. - They eatin' those. - Hmm. - They don't, but they eatin' those these days. - I was gonna say like a black person in the '60s. I would turn-- - No, that's even worse. - I would turn that hose on that motherfucker so hard and just into the police got there. Just hose 'em. Hose 'em. - These are the black person. - That is crazy, though. - Put them in the German Shepherd next door. - Yes. Because the level of perversion, so clearly he's not someone who's in his right mind. - Yeah. - He's clearly, whether he has mental health issues, drug issues, combination of the two, or he got, or he has a spirit on him. And that spirit is-- - And it could have gotten worse if no, like, and then he got to our house, like, what if he started-- - And that's the other part about it. - I don't feel safe. - I don't feel safe. - I don't feel safe because why on Earth are you just trolling down an alley and decide you wanna come into my backyard? Why my backyard? - And fuck my car. - And then put your fucking cucumber on my suburban and fuck, I just can't-- A cucumber up the ass is, like, no one has actually addressed in all the commentary. Nobody has addressed how wild sticking a cucumber up your asses. Nobody's talked about that. - I'll be able to get there, like, that nigga ass over the loose. - It's big. - He got fucked, fucked. - It's big, and you saw he just went-- He didn't even-- - He just slid it on in. - Straight in, like, he was used to it. - I could never, yeah, he was the strong soldier. And then he was doin' himself, like-- - To be fair, it's women that can't take a cucumber up their pussy. - I don't know if I could take a cucumber. Like, 'cause it's not shaped-- - It depends on the size of a cucumber. - That's true. - I never until he's-- - Some of them are thinner than other. Like, an English cucumber is not a good thing. - That nigga had a fool, right? - No, he had an American cucumber, he had a good-- - He was like, yeah, he was like, I just left Safeway, this is what I'm doing, like, this is my cucumber. Like, I've taken with me, I mean, where we go. - That's the other part about that. - I got this from Trader Joe's. - That pork cucumber-- - Never let me down, it's organic. - Not the pork cucumber. - That pork cucumber, you know, you just dream of a life and make it into a beautiful salad, and you end up-- - Up ass. - Up ass. - Up an asshole. - And an alley. - And an alley. - Yeah, you didn't even get the-- - Not even in the-- Not even in the comfort of somebody's home. - Stuck into a car. - Well, cucumbers did have a good comeback, you know? 'Cause remember, back in the day, they were stuck in them on stages. - Oh, yeah, the cucumbers. - Cucumbers is like-- - What's up with them? - Cucumbers is the game. Fuck, maybe fucking-- - He's probably bad for us. - Maybe fucking. - For cucumbers. - Cucumbers are bad for us. - What was that, a fruit? - A vegetable. - Uh-huh. - Cucumbers here. - Well, yeah. - Prekey bad Jesus. - Jesus Christ. - Damn. - All right, so the next one I was going to pull that one up, it was the, oh, first thing, I think it was the chimp joint. Oh, no, stay right there. Don't even go to the chimp joint yet. What would you do if you-- I think we all watched, we all on social media, if you were the Michelle and Shannon Sharp's video. - Nothing. - 'Cause I feel bad for her. - Why? - 'Cause now everybody's searching for her. I feel bad for every Michelle that he follows. - I do too, 'cause the internet is very weird and tries to do a lot. So, outside of, like, people trying to find who this woman is and, like, post her, I think that's just really weird. - That's who I'm thinking about. - Maybe doing it too much. - That's weird. - I'm alive. - I was going to have to dig up here, but all right now, that's too low. - I wouldn't feel no type of way they weren't doing anything, you know. - If I was, I just wouldn't ever speak on it. - Vigong still get it. - Yeah, I just would just-- - He in the 50s still get the damn-- - Why was people watching that, like, get off the live? - 'Cause it was like a million-something-follow. - You said get off the live. - So when you go live, and you're like, all right, you might use, like, even as a nigga that watches some people's lives, you might stick, and I stick on people's lives by 30 seconds. So you say, okay, it's going-- - Okay, 30 seconds. - That was going on, and then you like-- - Hold up. - Oh. - Are you opening it in? - See, I would-- - I wouldn't-- - I would exit. I wouldn't want to listen. - Crunchy. - Yeah. - 'Cause I don't-- - That's my machine. - That's my machine. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, you got proud. - And I thought that it was real making it just worse. - Yeah. - At least, yeah. - I was playing. - Nah, nigga. He admitted. I mean, I respect him. He was like, bro. - Dude, dude. - Everybody said, like-- - How do you accidentally go live? - It's really hard. Let's go live. - It's really hard. - Let's go live. - Not gonna lie. - Let's go live. - I know some old niggas. - Let's see, hold on. - Actual old niggas, 50 and up. They could find a way without knowing. Technology is a new thing. - I'm thinking. - Once again, I got a phone in 11th grade, a 10th 11th grade with a camera. They got a phone when they were 30. - I'm thinking, if you don't make it like, maybe he was recording her, would I ever save the video? - Nah. - No, 'cause I'm like, let's see. All right, let's see. All right, so first, you have to be an Instagram. So let's first get into Instagram. Then you have to push a button, then you have to push another button. - So I'm saying, maybe it was already here. Let's say it was already here. - Then you have to push another button. - But you do have to sign it a lot. - Then it gives me a countdown. - But if you-- - Then it's like, if you're on, if you are fucking, unless you just have your phone like, like, sitting and you're just kind of like, hitting, hitting, like, I don't see how it's possible. - I thought, huh, I'm trying. - She did it. - Ooh, that's it, that's it. - Yeah. Hey man, we're testing to see how hard it is to accidentally go live, and it is not-- - While fucking. - While fucking. Well, we're not fucking. - No, whoa. Okay, let's-- - What? - The phone's in the bed. - Yeah. - So you just hit any. - Yeah. - It's not going to-- - I guess. I guess. - I'm trying. - It's not working. - It's not going to-- - So it is very hard to accidentally go live. Very hard. - I'm trying, I'm trying. - It's still not live, yeah. Like, I've had to push a few buttons to get this to happen and-- - Okay, over to live. - You've had to press it. - No, I feel like an old nigga, 'cause I'm over there. - How do you get to live? - How do you get to live? (laughing) - All right, so we've done a little experiment. It is very, that's what we said too. He said, maybe the girl put it on. - That's what I'm saying. - I ain't lying. - I should ask him more to laugh. - Fuck me. (laughing) - Have you tried, what am I doing? - Try and get yourself. - All right, we're here. The guy who's girls, girl. - Go over to live. - All right. - And then go from live, and then you go. It's hard to go live. It's hard to accidentally go live. - And no, he was probably, he probably had the stories open. - Why would you have your stories open? - No, he probably had the phone, no, I mean, come on. He probably had stories open, and it's lit, and then at some point tap the button. - She hit it. - Tap the button. - She hit it, she probably hit it. - And then motherfucking. - She was like, we're going viral. - And then he was like, he's probably like, (imitating gun shots) - Not the grout. I appreciated the grout. - I grout. - Hey, look, look, you're kidding. - I like that. - I definitely know. - Hold it. - I'm like. - I like. - I didn't bark to some pussy. (imitating gun shots) Can't you real quick? I was like, oh shit, that's the good shit. - It's always one step, two, three, three, four, four. (imitating gun shots) (laughing) - I'm sorry, y'all, we trying to figure out. - All right, guys, yeah. - We're trying to figure out how to unk go live on accident. - I did not fully try to go live right now. - How to unk go live on accident. It doesn't make sense. - Yeah, we're trying to. - Why are you putting your flags here? We don't know that. - What? - Because you couldn't have gotten an Ease flag. - Oh. - Like, we'll do that. But I'm saying, now we're trying to figure out how unk went live on accident. This don't make sense. - Yeah. She did it. She wanted a moment. She got a moment. (laughing) - Michelle was getting it. - Michelle was doing my thing. - Yeah, yeah. Sharon Sharp is an in shape dude. He was huffing and puffing. Like, oh, yeah, he, she putting that working. - I cut the video off. - Oh, at first, I was like, what's this like? - But she's giving me a hole. - It was, I mean, it was one minute, 15 seconds. He said, oh, we were going for longer than that. - How you? - With the video. - How did you stop? - I have no idea. But in the background, you can hear his phone, his other phone blowing up. - 'Cause people are calling him like, you need to get off high. You need to get off high. - You're on live, you're on live, you're on live. - You got to get off live. Okay, so we have a comment saying that I think he meant to do it. He wanted people to stop calling him gay. - They did. - They was calling him gay? - 'Cause he's the way he got out of that truck at one time. - Oh, I remember that. - Doesn't he have a condition though? - He has, he had like five surgeries. - Yeah, so his legs are still. - He played in the NFL. - He's like, y'all got a mind job is this. - Yeah, y'all are mean people. - Yeah, no, he, you know what I mean? - So all of that is bad, it's hard to go away. - He was on the show, he was on the show with Ocho, Ocho. Like, well, I'm glad he was a Michelle, not a Michael. - It couldn't still have been. - Someone just said that he had two hip replacements. He don't do motion. - He can't, he can't move. - He was moving. - So he has to swing his legs. - He was moving in that line. - Yeah, it's just a way he. - It's kind of just, it has to be in his legs out. - I mean, I'm there, I'm probably, you know, pushing 40. - 40. - I get out the car, I've been in a car for a long time, and I get out, I get out of my, oh, I'm short, I got short, I'm a little bit, get the blood flowing. - Okay, he had to do it on purpose. It's too many steps to go live, yeah. - That's what we mean. - We kind of figured out. - That's what, that's what this experiment has showed us. Yes. - That you cannot, I know, man. - I've seen, oh, these are the worst. - I accidentally joined someone's lives. - Now that's easy to do. - That's very easy to do. - That's not like, like, joined and wasn't like a life system, yes. - That's easy to do. - It's gonna pop up so you can do that, yeah. - I'm not an accident, and I was on live with someone, I didn't even know. - Yeah, that's happened to me before too, but you can't accidentally need to go live. - Start a whole process. - It's good seeing y'all. (laughing) He forgot he was on live. - How do you forget that? I'd be like, wait, wait. - Hey, have you ever had pussy? - No. - Says Uncle was sounding like somebody's starting a lawnmower, lower have mercy. - That's starting a lawnmower. - That's I'll be in it. (laughing) (clearing throat) - Hey, guys, how are you? - Bring that pussy here. - Good to see you. - Yeah. - I'm going like Uncle Elroy. You don't Uncle Elroy is? - From what, from what? - From Friday. - From their next Friday, next Friday, next Friday. The one where he has to go. - The one where he has to go. - Yes, where they, yes. - Mr. Nancy time. - Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. - Jesus, you better piss me off a little bit more. - Yeah, me. - Y'all trying to-- - We should, we should ask that in a poll. Do you know who Pamela Anderson is? - We should, I should, I should, I should, actually that's a date. We should put a picture in, put a poll. Do you know who Pamela Anderson? Well, I cried out it's like between 25 and 40. - So I'm sure they do. - I'm not 25. - Well, yeah, and she's 25 and she does. - And she knows. - That one year. So you don't know, are you a boy? - All right, guys, it was good seeing you. - You were born. - Check out the episode. - After you put all that. - Yeah, so they thought that in 1990, they thought the 1999, gone 2000, they thought a lot of shit was gonna happen. Like they thought-- - Like 2012? - Yeah, they thought it was apocalypse. They thought Jesus was coming back. They thought all the computers were gonna shut down. It was a whole thing. - Poor deal, yeah. - I'm crazy. - Yeah. - All right. - All right. - Fuck it. Jazz. - Yeah. - Nah, I want to help this person out. But this story is too long. It's gonna go to another story. We have, we have, we actually have a story. That was sent to us. - All right. - That was, that was too long in my phone back to back. You ain't getting it. But now, what would you do? All right, this is it. And we wanna hear what you have to feel about. - Dear Tequila Talk, I'm married. I never disclosed, he never disclosed his mental health issues. Had a baby caught sexing a man. I moved out two weeks later and he moved the chick in. Movements of a narcissist wondering if she knows that he's gay. - Okay. - So there's not really a question here. - She wants to know like, if she should say something like that. - I think she wants to expose him. - Expose him. I'm not a fan of exposing him. - Yeah, no. - If he gone, he out your life, just go ahead. - Yeah, you moved out. Well, they said that. - She said he was caught sexing. - Oh. - Like sexing? - Sexing. Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. I mean, looking from DC, if he's going out. - That's the cue, cumbra man. - Is he going out? (laughing) - Does he like? - That nigga. - Does he like vegetables? - I'll call the number below. Hey, stat. No, I think she should leave it alone because he's already out your life. That's not your business. That's not your mess. Go focus on your own. - Yes. - I'm sure you got some mess. - All right, talk to your boss up there. Let's get it. - Oh, my top shelf goes to Kamala Harris for winning this week's presidential debate election. I think she did really, really well. She held her ground. She knew how to get up under that orange thing. Skin, get him riled up, get him off his dean, and that's always fun to watch. - That was messed up. - Actually, I watched it like a new, deaf comedy, then special. And I said, "No, what, this is going to be hilarious." I got a little kid and I said, "No, let's turn this on." And he did not disappoint. New joke, he means Trump. - He did not disappoint. - Oh, Trump. - New jokes. - 'Cause he, we got concept of a plan. - Constant the plan, they are doing, what are they doing to people in jail? They're doing-- - Trans, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, transgender surgeries on illegal aliens. In jail, in jail, in jail, in jail. - Found out in Springfield, Ohio, niggas eating cats. - Cats and dogs. - The Haitians. - They're eating the pets. - The Haitians. You have to watch out. - Guys, you fucked up. - I was saying that. - That's fucked up. - 'Cause he's racist. - That was fucked up. - It's a very racist, like, trope to say that. - Isn't that, they tried to get Haitians with that before? - I mean, it's a very racist thing to say any black, a brown person eats animal. Cats and dogs. It's just, they said about Asian folks, they say it about people from the Caribbean. - Yeah, we do, we do make fun of it. Well, not we, but, who do-- - And they're specifically saying it about Haitians because they're trying to say that, one, 'cause of voodoo, but then also because the country, some of the country is so poor that people do-- - Eat the pet. - I don't know if that's true. - They don't. - But they're trying-- - Oh yeah, his wife is Haitian for that. - Yeah, they're trying to say that they're so poor that they will eat the cats and dogs. - Is that what he was saying? - They're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs, the eatin' pets. - They see the memes that goin' around with it, the videos goin' around with it. - I saw one with the animals. - I saw one with a cat with a Glock, and I was like, the cat's goin' to sleep at spring school tonight. - They're goin' that they bring the dogs and eatin' dogs and playin' a dog, but what the fuck is goin' on here? - Did you see that the woman who started it came out? - Oh, sorry, I started it. - Of course, it's a white woman who started it, and she came out and she said, I said this, I shouldn't have said it, it was an ignorant exaggeration, and I can't believe it's gone this far. She said that. Oh yeah. - We already did it. - I watched it, I was like, hey, my man, that's my boy right there. - It's always a white woman. - He gives me good material to work with. My man don't do no fact checkin', you know what I'm sayin'? Who is your man, Trump? - Yeah, that's my nigga, he's hilarious. - No fact check. - No fact check? - All vibes. - Vibes. - All vibes, baby. - Nice. - Vibes. - No idea. That's not funny to me. - Oh, shit, he's my buddy. Oh man, okay, I'm down, down, down. My top shelf goes to Frankie Beverly. - Oh yeah, rest in peace. - Do you know who Frankie Beverly? Oh, come on, you-- - She knows the music. She knows the music. - Have you heard before I let go? ♪ Before I let go ♪ - Okay, there you go. The original version. - Oh, of course. - There you go. - Yeah. - Yeah, Frankie Beverly and Mays. - Okay. - I'm not something. - Hey, you buddy, you buddy, leave this couch. I'm sorry, you can't just Frankie Beverly that. That's the legend. - I saw. - Yeah, it's pretty awful. - Rest in peace. - Yeah. - Yeah, all the songs, you all people remixin'. - All right. - Kids, you kids rollin'? No fucking. - Ooh. (laughing) - Oh, shit. All right, and you have a bombshell. - My bottom shelf would go to the other half of that ticket. - I think that it's very, the type of language that's being used is so dangerous. They had to close two schools in Springfield. Is it Ohio or Illinois? - Ohio. - Ohio, two schools that had a big concentration of black and brown students, they would got threats. And so this type of language, people are not well. Those people on that side, they're not bright. They're not able to really rationally reason. Whenever, I love the videos where you have reporters that come to the rallies and ask them questions like, so why are you, whatever. They're not playing with the full deck. And they believe things like this. He can say things like this on the television. And these people genuinely believe it and go out and do things to other folks. That's not okay. You should never be doing anything to cause harm to an elementary school. I know this is America, and that's like our number one pass time is hurting children in schools, but you should not as the leader, as the wanted to be leader of this country, do shit like that. Secondly, stop saying racist shit. Okay, to say black and brown people are eating cats and dogs, it's so tired, it's so old, it's such a lazy read, stop, just stop. And it's gotten to the point now where if you are voting for this man, I'm beginning to question your moral. Because if he was able to buy you, first of all, you're telling yourself, every time you all are so loud and proud over that $1,200 check, you let us know your income bracket first and foremost. Secondly, for you to be bought for a $1,200 check four years ago, if your life has not improved to the point that you are hanging your hat on this little bit of money, you need help. Your life is not going to improve when he becomes president again, that was four years ago. You're still hanging on to that. You got bigger problems than who's gonna be voting in this next election, so I just want everyone. - They did one day. - Huh? - We made that one, like what? - They did one day. - They learned it. - They learned it. - They spent like five hours. - That was-- - $1,200 piece, that's the easy work. - They were, but still it's all, but you can't, you can't-- - I'm still in that. - You can't do that. You can't do that. - $1,200 these days don't even go that far. - Like-- - That sounds like a fuckin' first wheel problems, but $1,200 real shit. - It's not a lot. Well, except that-- - You can't pay your rent. - You can't pay your rent. - Money is very relative. So I'm not gonna sit here and say $1,200 isn't a lot of money. 'Cause it's relative. - A DC. - Okay, yes. You can't, unless you have a roommate. - Rent, rent, it ain't pay, baby. - A roommate for a studio, yes. - A roommate for a studio? - A roommate for a studio. - I'm trying to think-- - I have a studio, a studio was-- - Where did you see the number? - It jumped up to $25. - I'm trying to think of where DC you could live for $1,200. - Oh, hell no. - Remember I have a studio, it went from $1,800. - You were like $1,800 weren't you? - Remember, it jumped up to $25. - For a studio? - Not sure. - Yeah. - I didn't have a door. It's my bedroom. He had a little sliding thingy. (laughing) - They got a door. - Like a barn. - That's insane. - Just 'cause it was next to a metro. (coughing) - And you paid them for a while. - Yeah, I did. - What in DC? - Where's it? - How's it? - What? - Yeah. - Yeah. - PG, PG, Paul. - PG, Paul. - Oh, the new one. - The new one. - They got newer ones now. - They were cute, though. - Bet you it was cute, wasn't it? - They built it on me. - It was cute. They got a lot of work done in that building. (laughing) - That work done in that building. - All right. - All right. - Mm, don't wanna be fucking. - All right, so. - It's ready for that date. - All right. - What we like to get rid of the date. All right, we like to end this out with our sober moment, even though you're not sober. That's the whole idea of it. All right, so we would like a word that you would like to leave for our cameras, for our guest, for everybody, for our viewers. - Mm-hmm. - Just anything that you wanted to talk about what you would think to accomplish, what you wanna go through, what advice would you wanna give to somebody watching you right now? - I thought this is good money. - You could be eating. - I'm just kidding. - You could be eating right? - Don't let me take your money. - Okay, something I would like some advice? - Sure. - Advice, or just something that you like. - Just a last part moment for your fans. - Yeah. - For those of you that are watching, it would be my advice, just keep going, you know, don't listen to them with nobody you gotta say, even if it's your family. Just focus on yourself, mind your business, make your money, stay out the way. - Okay, good. - Mm-hmm. - How many bitches do you see? - Five bad bitches. (laughing) Five bad bitches. - Oh, shit. - Even though I only got one right now, but it's okay. It's okay. - How many? - Yeah, you-- - They reloaded. - Know what? - They gotta reload. - You know what? - They gotta reload, they gotta reload. - Yeah. - You know how much is it? - Okay. - Next time. - I told my boys, come with me, bad bitches. - Oh. Next time. (laughing) - No, I'm gonna share a picture coming through here, papa said. Like we said, we gave the advice, you got to mix it out right now, the biggest, and then we're gonna go ahead and drop, what's next to the mistake? - Unnamed right now, but it's the baddest. - The baddest. - Ooh. - The biggest, the baddest. - You don't want to put sentences for that? - No. - Okay. - First one's free. - Ooh. - I like that. - She needs a feature, though. - Okay, we like features. - Okay. - Yeah, we do a feature. Y'all gonna talk through a little? - Yeah. - We'll do a little intro. Or we could do a little interlude. - Ooh. - We'll chat about it. - You know what I'm saying? You look very flustered when I did my AKA's, I could go, I could listen to AKA's. - He could go for another 20 minutes. - Yeah, I was like, whoa. - He could go. - I could do AKA's. - He got an intro on him. I could go, I could make 10 AKA's up and give me, give me 20 minutes and come with the cue. And I'd be kidding. I got 10K AKA's. - We'll chat about it. - Yeah, we'll chat. - We'll chat. - I like that idea, though. We'll definitely talk about it. - Oh, shit. We ain't got anything coming. Ooh. Fuck. Fuck, fuck. I reached out. They said, yeah. - All right. - We were figuring out how to date. - She was like, what are you talking about? - I know, you know me. When the battery gets put in my back. - Here we go. - Things happen. - All right. - Especially when creative ideas start flowing on one of the things. - Okay, so let's talk offline. - No, no. - Well, I say I reached out to the place we were at last. - Okay. - And they were like. - Rowey. - They're giving the dates. - Rowey. - They're giving the dates. - Okay. - It's in November. - Okay, great. - Around the same time. - Okay, great. Those numbers are good. - We got it. - Okay. - Let's talk about that. - We'll talk about that. - Didn't I say at the beginning of this? I said, let's talk offline. - Yeah, but I want to. I want to. - You're always right. - But when I get it. - Right. - Thank you. - Goddamn it, I forgot the way to move around. - All right. Well, I'll let you go. - All right. Go ahead and do that. - Guys, thank you so much for tuning in for another episode. Please make sure you're following us on social media on Twitter, TikTok, Instagram, Facebook. Wherever you listen, please make sure you download so we get our streams and we love you on, what was that about to say, TikTok? YouTube, make sure you are subscribed, subscribed, see y'all next week. - All right. Once again, it's the keynote talk. My name is Watla. Wat we are out.
