Golan-Globus Theater
Bone Tomahawk (Kurt Russell)
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(music) (music) (music) (music) Welcome back, Globy. It's a great trailer. I mean, considering this director wasn't even willing to cut his movie down, even though there's 45 minutes, like it would be tossed away without any fucking recourse here. I'm sure that trailer was four and a half minutes long. 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(music) (music) (music) (music) (music) (music) (music) (music) (music) (music) (music) (music) (music) (music) (music) (music) (music) (music) (music) (music) (music) (music) (music) (music) (music) (music) (music) (music) (music) (music) Right, but no, he's just like he's grinning and barren. It's got that go-to save a white woman attitude So they're walking they're leaving the trail for him chickery being annoying as he is he's like four rocks That was the thing they will leave a clump of four rocks chicks like wondering about their horses. You think they'll eat Mexican food I Mean I don't know things peppers would upset their tummies and I mean I was I can't imagine being on the farm Fucking trail. You're in a tense situation and then have that guy with you. How did I would or not shoot him in the head So they're in camp. I don't know if you said that, but we're in camp and then you hear hey, I'm here I'm here. It's art arriving late. They're like we're ready to go. We slept in hours. Yeah All right. Well, I'll catch up with you. Yep. Next morning Bruder makes up some in you like they actually sleep in the same camp for a minute Bruder our arts get to keep sleeping But they're like making some food and everything and mark our Bruder has to make some innuendo about it. Don't worry I'll make sure to take care of your wife when we find her you bother fucking like punches fucking Bruder She falls over snaps his legs that like his angle was Like angled the one way, you know wrongly that's what the fucking thing was supposed to try to keep straight now It's been the other way. It's like a loose tooth. It's just hanging by a thread And he's like hey, it's okay. I can still walk, but what do you what do you mean? You talk to my wife? It's okay partner. She refused I asked for consent. That's right. She declined. She declined It was very civil you got to understand I'm out here risking my neck to save your white piece of ass It it I've earned my innuendo on you like I can do this hunt breaks in all right break It up art. You're staying here. You're not coming with us your fucking leg is broken. Ah You motherfucker sheriff. You let that purpose in the town. You let him take my wife You're no good piece of shit you and your wife fucking fraud bread. I hate you. Well, I guess I did do that chick Check his leg. See if you can do anything. We're gonna have to chop his leg off the fuck you are I Love that chicory's form of medical attention. It is just yeah. Just chop it off Well, I heard his wife was sick and he said well, it's okay to get better. I'll just chop her head off So fuck yeah, they're ready and they're like all right if you want to get gangrene and die That's on you right cuz he says just place it again place it again All right, all right before that spoonful opium and the medicine goes down. That's right. Here's the airplane you There wasn't even airplanes yet, but he knew he knew he dreamed jicker is a dreamer I think that's why they liked him. Maybe fools dream art staying behind. We're moving on out They hammer the little bone back and oh That got me that was that's a good scene to keep in there because that actually did send shivers down my spine All right, our crew is water on the move and then they hear those noises with bone whistles And brooder points out I heard those noises the night of the kidnapping Check your firearms boys Pretty sure we've just been spotted and brooder's like I cannot wait to kill me some and John's well What why you hate the minions so much? Well, maybe it's cuz they killed my mom and my sister Well, why don't you ask my mom and my sister? Well, I've never met your mom and your sister Yeah, it's cuz they're dead chicory the Indians killed him So now he goes on to expect wait It was this apart where he talked about all the Indians a kill that was later. Well, well, well how many Indians did you kill a lot? All right, let's keep moving. So now it's the daytime. They finally reached the valleys There's a bunch of hours. They need the valley of the starving men, but there's a whole bunch So as I let me see that German Like no, I'll look I'm gonna let you touch my German It's like yeah, there's a bunch of valleys. How the fuck can you tell anyone apart? This is no Murray you got to solve wrong you gotta get the right there's barely anything that happens in the movie I need the spirit, right? This is the moment that brooder finally accept chicory and let's him look in the spyglass and let's hunt look in it - yeah, everybody gets to peep through it. So it's like oh and they all agree. I Don't see shit. I guess we're gonna have to fucking stumble around right, but chicory is so thankful Thank you for letting me look through your German. I'm so honored to have the chance It's like man. I could read a book and fucking in the bath and have the book all the way across the other room with this That's right Alright, so as the boys are continuing down their path They're like we don't know which of these hills and we're just gonna go by one by one and figure it out Thankfully they just happen to stumble upon the tracks of their horses and they can ID one closely because they're like There's a missing horseshoe. It's too small. That's that's clearly one of Clarence Whatever the fucking you know stableman's name was that's one of his horses So now this is where we find all we've been waiting for this is when the movie gets good. Yeah So they it what do you call it's like a ravine. There's like this narrow walkway They see all these skulls festooned everywhere and they're like holy shit I mean might be where we need to be and it's like just like it. It's like oh, it's like I don't know what they call but it's it's a it's a lower path and then there's rock formations on either side Raising up rising up whatever about you know 20 feet or whatever And so they would have to creep through them and they can only go one person at a time and you have to sidle through it Murray That's another fun word sidling. That's when you've turned your body and you're going side-by-side Sidaling so brooder's like I'll take point Whoa, whoa what happens to you? Give me 30 seconds. I'll send you a signal. What's the signal? You got to remember huns doing the talking here because things are serious chicory staying quiet and so he's like Throw a rock back to you. He doesn't know that he just picks up a rock. Oh, yeah. He just shows it. Well, it doesn't that's not good for podcasts So we get the the tension scene where fucking he's at 30 seconds. So punt pulls out his fucking watch Yeah, I'm one Mississippi to Mississippi and we're getting tense because we don't hear anything It's right and then he's looking and he's like fuck and then the nose on the rock Pills out. All right. Come on through our boys go on through There's a big clearing and they notice up in this mountain ahead of them is a mouth to a cape like 20 30 40 50 feet up off the you know off the ground and It's steep so they can't just climb they would have to have a rope or something to get up there So they're getting a preparing there we do they're inspecting it. They're trying to figure out what the fuck it is and Then all of a sudden I know where brooder gets hitting the shoulder with an arrow fucking hunt and get shot in the arm with an arrow Brooder got hit by a rock. Okay, and then he got shot with an arrow And then up He said god loves fools. Chickory gets shot with an arrow. It ricochets off his skull Missy just grazes the skull. It doesn't trump it just grazes his fucking ear And we're like god damn it like I said god loves fools And like fuck and then all of a sudden the fucking frogs come out But they're all they got like so let's subscribe what they look like they got like the classic like loin clog and look But their bodies like cake with like white mud they cake themselves. It's like a white mud So this is I guess they can blend into the the deserts around it's probably keeping the sun off them But it's definitely camouflage Uh, but then they even have like light when I think of that because I've never watched it the predator movie prey I believe that's what it's called This is because it's supposed to be a primal version of it And this is kind of what I think it would be like because these guys are like doing body mods Oh boy The troggs had had run in with a predator and that's why they wear the mud Or do you think they got the taste for flesh People The next predator sequel Predator meet the troggs predator meet the trogglodytes Yeah from bone tomahawk I would love to see them fucking bash their skulls with a fucking bone tomahawk So yeah, our boys are getting fucked up Brooders got his hand chopped off He's scurrying into a corn they managed to kill the one Troglodyte who ran in on them and they're just like what the fuck is this but they're attending to brooder And he's just like they're like hiding behind a bush. Yeah. Hey, this is it for me Leave me here. Give me like you just like you just lost your hand. No, you think I'm gonna live his life as a cripple I'm too vain for that was like art. Yeah. No, not gonna happen No, this is my fingering hand, you know, this is what gets the ladies off I can't do it with my left hand. It's impossible. So he's like hand me some dynamite I'm gonna sacrifice myself. Doesn't he get the repeater to yes. Yeah, give me the repeater loaded up for me two three Repeater. We're doing great hits fugazi And so we can open for guys. That's a great song repeater, dude But so many states. We're so musical right now. What is going on music? This is my music We're multi talented stick stick with music people So He's like look I'm gonna sacrifice myself for you guys Do not come back here until you hear that beautiful explosion of dynamite And then he's like chicory My cigar, please chicory pulls it out of his pocket puts him. He doesn't my word a guy lights it for him That's good 116 what? I killed 116 Indians. We are 116. We are We're just riffing. That doesn't that doesn't really work. No 186 or we are 138 All right As soon as they leave a trog attacks brooder and just kills them. That's right. I think brooder killed him I think they killed each other. Okay, or maybe he bled out and died. Anyways. No, he takes it bone time up to the fucking forehead We did yeah, they don't show him getting it because no you don't see any we see anything Because you're supposed to believe brooder is gonna do what he needs being done exactly because they're trying to build up the hope spot This is the hope spot. This is the hope spot. I mean, he's in a white suit and everything All right, we're cutting through chicory and hunt and they have to go back through that narrow passage Or maybe it's a different narrow passes, but I thought they were going backwards I think yeah, because they went they had to go around the the one same way arthur does at the end They'd go around the long way because they can't climb up that fucking cave you think they're heading towards the cave Yeah, I think I think yes, they're going they have to go back. So they can go around Okay, we're saying two different things here. No, are they going back to that first narrow passage? Yes, okay Because it sounded like you said they're going towards the cave and I said wait they're going back No, I'm telling you that they're doing what arthur did in the end of the movie where they're because he saw he still he couldn't get up there So he's like I have to go around the back way. So I think they're looking for a back way up that fucking mountain or whatever So they are going backwards, but they're trying to get around and back up I don't know. I don't know if it matters. Oh, no, they're going through another one of those narrow You don't think this is the first narrow though I don't think it is. Okay. Okay. That was my point. Okay. That was my point Anyway Much like this movie needless uh scene right there. Yeah first time director You did it now this because you did close up of these narrow passage ways and everything You didn't put anything to help them like identify it. So we're confused. I didn't know what the fuck they were doing I just knew it was another narrow They built up the tension in the first narrow that was good because now we're going to the second one They appear to get through it. No problem Do you think the bone whistle was to mimic the predator per yeah, I don't totally thinking This is the prequel the predator. I think so. I think I think this guy wanted to do pray You barely looked him up. Maybe he did do it Maybe this was originally the pray script Not in the predator. That's what they said Well, the the trial they know why That was probably it. So remember I said he was like I can't do the movie you want on this budget Yeah, so he probably came with the predator movie He dumped a dome And then and then they stole the idea from him to make pray He couldn't get the three laser technology that we know all predators have so I just the whole budget this movie would just cost for this the three lasers Yeah, yeah I wanted it This should have been an opening topic and usually we do this in the first 30 minutes when we're trying to do the episode Uh, you know like the actual movie Did you watch a Friday the 13th movie yesterday? No, you don't ever make a habit of that. No, okay. I didn't even wasn't aware. It was even yesterday. It's Friday 13 Wow, okay. So I realized it and I was like oh shit. I think I got time. I can fit a movie and I only got I think I may have to In the coming weeks intent wink Um, so I was watching uh, I think it was six Friday the 13th six and I was talking to mike bodies Like this is where the shit gets silly And after he said that two minutes later A cop pulls a pistol with a giant laser sight on it and I was like mike A cop just pulled a laser sighted pistol. I don't know how I feel That's all I'm gonna say. Okay, so chicory and hunt go through a ridge. We don't know which one it is We don't care at this point And immediately you're hit like there was an ambush waiting with these at least Arrow funk here. I thought was fantastic. I'm big meaty fucking bone arrowheads. Yeah. Yeah, this was really good I like this so Chickery's head. He just crumbles in no ball Hunt gets pinned down. He's being strangled And then the guy he pulls out the fucking like horse jaw. It starts shoving it in fucking Hunt's mouth deep throating it he was he was taking a good using he might be the throat goat He might because he was taking it pretty well. Yeah, he might it might be franklin hunt rose are uh rayan He may be like that's where nancy might have gotten from we don't it was nancy raygan's maiden name hunt Oh, yeah, yeah, of course. Uh, of course it might have been um, I get all my name and so i'm waiting for this is This is the end of kara rosley. They're just gonna because he's like they're like you're gonna Pail them with this fucking thing But no they don't they just knock them out They knock them the fuck out like his buddy comes back because hunt starts making his comeback And so his buddy comes around just slas him over the head with a fucking rock Which didn't even didn't even cut him open because he has that fucking silvery hair doesn't he? Yeah, you would be you would see that blood in the rockstar hair Director by the way gave Kurt Russell his moment have blood all over his head. I don't want to mess that beautiful hair up Yeah, I guess that's true So they start dragging the bodies chikory comes to and this is where he looks over and he sees brooder with a fucking bonetime I'll complain in his head as they're being dragged See this is why I think it was the first narrow passes way because they're going through Back the way that they saw brooder And that's where chikory sees it Got the time on bonetime. I got in his head And then they get to the opening of that cave way up there and two ropes come flying down And this is where I think we were hanging out after a recording and we were flipping through the channels And this was on because I was like, I've seen this ending It was like what channel what regular tv channel we'd be playing no fucking clue obviously we saw it Because I remember watching this But obviously these scenes were cleaned up So they're in prison. They got these little alcoves in the chin and the cave system and they got like fucking Fucking pieces of wood let her make in like bars that they just jam into place Yeah, like that's how they made this prison So chick and hunter put in one and they notice that sam is in the cell across from them with deputy neck And so they're like getting the info from sam. What's going on with this fucking place? Yeah, she she tells them that nick is unwell Uh points out that there's been like three or four people coming in there's two Uh bearing. He's like well. He's like where is purvis at they ate him. Oh, yeah. Oh, by the way I was saying I was naked pointed out. He was a total criminal. Yeah, this point out later. You had that right, but uh Yeah, and she's like And then as Just as that's gonna happen that the head trogg shows up. He's got these like bored tusk sticking out of his cheeks I kind of prodded or like Yeah, yeah Now this would have been a great role from brand scone being the chief fucking drug. Oh shit And he just rips off that fucking Like bone whistle noise. Yeah It's gnarly. It's good shit And this is where they pull out nick And they they put him in front of fucking hunt. They I guess they somehow sense that this guy like they they have a relationship Because these guys are fucking vicious man. See this is the thing this is Why this this kind of movie and uh, Texas chainsaw master gear are so kind of like terrifying because it's like How matter fact they are about it. It's like it's like uh, like you're just food. Like there's no like feelings There's no like there's no It's just like I eat you're my food. I'm it's like now Like this is where you would know what it feels like to be an animal in a slaughterhouse. Yeah, where it's very there's no emotion It's just like you're my food. I'm going to eat you And I'm terrifying that would be even even though they seem to taunt hunt with uh, Nick in a moment here Yeah, you still think they're just like, uh, you know, we don't give a shit. You're just food to us Yeah, they're not because they're not being they're not fucking twirl in their mustache kind of like you'd expect and like most movies would have that attitude It's much like like leatherface is he's not like enjoying it. He's just like this is my job. This is what I do Because I just I thought I thought they were really into the fucking taunt of it all because they They drag, uh, Nick out in front of Sam strip him down. Uh hunt excuse me They strip Nick down They did great shadow work. So you don't see his dick Uh, he's just on his knees and he this is where he's telling a purpose. You are right. He was a fucking robber They ate his face. He deserved it. He's a terrible criminal. No big deal No, no problem there and he fucked up their burial ground which caused sent all the shit in the motion That's why they came to the fucking town All my belongings that are back at the station sent him to my brother and Wyoming just well Like I was saying like he's saying this shit. They're just going about their business Okay, hold him this way and then he just they start scalping him with the fucking bone tom Hog peeling his fucking scalp off Shove it in his mouth and then get a spike and spike it through his mouth Right and then two guys come over and pick them up by the legs and do a Wishbone a wishbone or the upside down john clove and damn splits They force it on him And then one guy standing over with another bone tomahawk or something in the dick Well, I mean the dick gets incorporated in this but he's just splitting his body in half and Then they do the wishbone where they pull him out and then the one guy got the biggest piece So he gets his wish this director is such a victim of modern times And you know if you're right and he was really pushing for a two-hour fucking time frame for this movie. He's fucking wrong this movie I think Yeah, obviously the great Uh a social commentator that imdb the social aggregate rather I should say Gave this movie like a 7.2, which I think is fairly accurate. You know, it's a it's a good movie It's not one you're like i'm gonna watch that again. It's so fucking long. This was a 90-minute movie This would be a this would be a fucking classic. Yeah, people would talk about this shit a lot more While this is happening before he gets split in half Uh hunt is like don't you worry man. The cavalry's comment. He's just trying to give this guy something Yeah, of course chicory. This is where chicory really shines as a complete piece of shit Oh my god. You really told somebody the cavalry's really coming chicory Keep your fucking voice down No I've been with you in the last three days. There's no calvary No, I just figured I'd want to hear something like that if I was in the same position like there's some hope right But no they're fucked And then they cut to Well, we got our our traglody just munching away on some of sam's our nicks Thighs they went for thighs. Yeah, we thought rump. They're going they're the cannibals. That's where the dark meat is That's got the more juiciness to it right you could cook that longer and they've just got Like it's not a roaring fire in the middle of the cave. It's just cold. It's hot. It's like how you cook Pig in a luau type thing. Oh, yeah the spit Yeah, uh, you know that those when they bury it and then they do they like bury it in colds. Oh, yeah, you know what you're I think you're right Something like that So yeah, he's just munching that I guess they show some restraint. We never really see them eating The bot we see them butchering bodies, but this is the one scene we seem eating some we don't see him like the like teeth on flesh But it looks like he is munching on a thigh Anyway, so hunt's like going to sand like don't worry. Arthur is still out there What yeah, and then chickery is the one I didn't get this quite straight in my nose chickery is the one who goes Yeah, and we left the trail of rock so we could follow us here And same she's like you fucking you morons you fucking straight up. I know it's controversial for the time retards back then retards was controversial back then and then we made it normal and then we made it controversial again and we're trying to normalize it again because retards is safe for a very very special sect of people and It's not the sex that people try to label it on It's just very special. I know I shouldn't have ever incorporated special into that. Anyway, let me get you out of this Please do he's like how many of these guys are there? She's like there's at least 12 males. I sounded two pregnant females And we'll wait till we get to the fucking females people. Oh boy, and And so hunt counting and I was like, okay. We killed three outside. We got three in here Also, we forgot to point out while he's being butchered hunts trying to get to him And they chop his fingers off his hand like his hands on like the bar. Oh shit. I did it. Yeah, he chopped his face Oh, I didn't even notice that. Good call. So he's fucked up and he's just like, all right Well, when we got amongst ourselves and he's just like We just got a flask with two fingers of opium tincture And he's like how much he's he can we kill all these guys with this month? She's like, well, you can we could try We could not like she gets scientific about it. She's like these guys weigh 189 pounds a piece You know, they're not the perfect way. They're not the perfect size. They're a little male nourish Of course because they just eat human flesh You could probably knock out fiber in that diet. Yeah, you probably not got like two and a half Maybe three people if they Take equal amounts which good luck, you know, you might get to So cut back to art. He's hobbling there. He finally made it to the valley sees those markers It's like all right the cavalry is coming right Cut back to the caves They set up a little ploy the whole like, you know Yeah, I don't know what you call this ruse, but we've seen in a million times the Mikey ruse from life cereal Oh, yeah, he's not going to like it So they're acting like they're fighting over this flat like give me some of that So it makes it enticing because they don't want these guys to have anything these traglodytes as our Professor told us earlier in the movie and everything. They don't speak english. They don't speak any language They read emotions. They read eyes and so these guys Boos they speak, but they're emoting for the people in the nose bleeds Give me that give me that there's anger. There's visceral There's every kind of frustration in their eye over this flask So the traglodyte see and they're like I want that flask and i'm in charge here So they take the flask Whiffing on it hard is this bruised Is it they do not drink bruised booze So he takes a swig and then this is where they're building attention and he spits it out And they're like wait, fuck it. This is pretty good. There's no way that tastes worse than human flesh I just bust out my chicory voice there everybody Or your kirk van out in voice or that and They decide well vlog it. We're gonna drink it anyway. You want to taste like shit much like you know boos How you gotta you gotta uh, it's a learn taste and a quiet taste And they all hand it around and then one guy finishes off and just throws the flask into the bed of coals. Oh god Got in this guy. He did a good 30 30 40 minutes of work and the rest of the movie needed a lot of help So she's like sam's like great. All right, so we got three drugged That means my husband only has to kill seven of these motherfuckers great. We're gonna get out of here We cut to art sleeping Our hero coming to save us with a broken tibia is sleeping on the fucking job Sleeping behind some bushes And of course a troggo night is walking two drugs two drugs and they're like Ooga booga. I'm so sorry First of all Well, I don't know. I mean because that troggo that I looked it up is what is a troggo night? It's a caveman and literally it's personal lives in the cave. Yeah, so ooga booga kind of is what he came And he he could have said how how uh, kimosabi kimosabi, but What was what was up with art shooting because he pulls out his gun? I couldn't figure this scene out because he is He's missing these big targets, but hitting everything else is like minute Because he shoots one one runs at him. He shoots it. Yeah, other one has it pulls out the bone arrow He shoots the bow, but he can't hit the guy It's so fucking bizarre and you know what? Obviously if you're shooting center mass you can hit somebody But not art somehow. He's shooting for the smallest objects and nailing it. He's got the fucking bar system out of fallout It's stupid shit The troggo no longer has a bone arrow so he goes in with the bone hock tomahawk and then he just gets shot like in the point blank Right. So now we only got five troggler dice left for Art notices he goes to one of them. He checks the bodies And he sees that that like fucking tracheotomy fucking thing with the fucking vertebrae in his throat Yeah, it's just like sticking out where the adam's apple or maybe just below the adam's apple It's like this thing Watch into the throat And director decides we need to spend five minutes of him digging it out So I got it Pulling it out pulling the little pieces of meat off of it Oh Hey, this is pretty cool. It's like a kazoo and he takes it with my prize souvenir You know, maybe I'll need it And then he goes on he comes to another one of those narrow passages Is this the narrow passage that uh hunt and chicory got picked up at? Could be So he decides i'm not gonna go through well He's gonna go through it until he hears the fucking bone whistle And then he's like fuck this i'm gonna go around the back door So he goes around the long way even though he's the one with the broken fucking tip And he's kind of learning He's like, okay, this is how they send signals to each other So i'm gonna blow into it making it like maybe it's like i'm He making them think he's the frogs he killed like everything's okay in my sack Oh, yeah, it's a deer or a duck whistle or a deer whistle or something He's gonna try to call them to him And so that's exactly what he does And a truck comes running down on him shoots him dead easily Fish in a bucket All right, we're back in the cave And hunt he's like hey, why don't you eat that they give him her a bird or something He's like are you gonna eat that she's like They're trying to fatten this off if i can't do anything i'm not gonna be fat for them And this is where we get some more that sweet relief we need victory Murray's favorite moment of the release is where i'm like i'm waiting for hunt to stab him and eat him because he's like sheriff You're been with flea circus What this first flow this scene goes on for like five fucking minutes like It was amazing I mean my wife she thought there was a trick or something But I gotta believe those fleas were really doing it when they gave us that magnifying glass And I looked down and I saw those fleas pulling that little trailer Sam is was it no hunt was trying to say Someone was trying to tell him Or maybe he was trying to say it himself was like i've been told that they were glued on And they weren't actually doing these things and there's magnets moving them all around But I didn't believe that and my wife was talking nasty about him. I said The performers can hear you And like I think everyone's used to chicory. I guess and bright it up to sam's like Yeah, I heard those guys did use genuine fleas. You're right Those fleas were actually talented and we're doing nothing I knew it I knew it that dumbass bitch wife of mine. She didn't know it, but those are real fleas And then she like gives fucking hunt a little night and he's like, thank you for like saving me from this fucking It's like I wanted to kill myself right I was reaching for the bon'tam off the slash my own throat We had another shriek and then a dead frog is dragged Yeah, so what happened was yeah Yeah, what happened was One got fucked up could get because she just she's she's when they were she was going over the the analytics of opium She's like all right the first one the like there was the chief one He's gonna be fucked up, but he ain't gonna die second one drinking enough to die Yeah, and the third one. Nothing's gonna affect him at all So, so one is dead and they're pissed off because they they put two and two together They figured out it was that fucking whiskey right right So after they tried to guy in they're starting to open up the cell to get to hunt and chicory And hunt just fucking jumps out of the gate He's trying to tackle him because he's like what the fuck else am I gonna do? I lost all my fingers. These are my these are my wife's favorite fingers And I won't spell it out a lot of fingering going on in the old west. What else are you gonna do? Use your deck. You can't you can't read in the fucking tub You can't figure out like keep a towel nearby. You're dropping your book somehow Make those books out of coldly you learn what's going on here So They're gonna just kill our boy. Uh-huh. They pin him down because you know he's an old man with one hand So you ain't doing shit Right and they grabbed the bone tarmac and just sliced him along his liver Oh my god, and then they grabbed the flask which is hot from being in the coals and to shove it into the fucking woman They know so grabbing the flask out of the fire by the way. They grab with the bare head Yeah, that's like there like nothing and shove it into that open wound guy You did a great job at these scenes You just fucked up by dragging us along and giving us chicory for 40 minutes And so Great great job is selling by fucking Kurt though. Oh, yeah So then then then once got like his foot over Kurt's throat and he's got the fucking repeater rifle And he's never used a gun before you would think if they've killed this many people they would have gotten guns Figured him out, but he had maybe he's never seen a rifle. He seemed like pistols He's brandishing it all over the place. He's never seen chuck counters in the rifle, man He doesn't know how you have to cock it. So he's shut he just pulls the trigger like accidentally Yeah, and he's like, oh, this is cool and he can't figure out how you got like pump the fucking rifle and fucking hunts like You fucking dumbasses. You can't even figure out how to use this goddamn thing because he's just being spiked He's like he knows he's gonna die. So he's just fucking fucking fuck it. I'm gonna insult you motherfuckers They hear uh a trogg call going off Well, we got a point out too Before thank god he couldn't figure out because he puts the gun to fucking hunts dick. He clicks So we got all kinds of shit happening when uh another trogg call goes out Because then he does figure out how to cock it. So we're like, oh shit He's gonna fucking kill hunt and then hunt starts yelling out This motherfucker learned how to pump the gun and then he gets shot dead. Well before he gets shot Uh hunt grabs the bone tom walk it chops his toes off Which distracts him and then art shoots him from the other Caitles, right. Yeah It's so hard to get this together because We've been so slow and then just everything you just kind of have But it doesn't end there because then hunt gets his revenge because he pops up grabs the bone Hanlock and starts chopping into his neck and the bads the board toss Should have been brancin richman. Yeah, uh, troglu diet. Yeah, we love our favorite actors as villains two people Yeah, we don't find it some kind of racial killing. No, it's just seeing some of our fucking best boys doing the best job They can do also You can tell this I didn't like the ending. It kind of just piddled out. It was a popcorn fort because they because We were led to believe that already taking care of the rest of the fucking trucks So there's no more tension anymore. So like all right, let's leave Uh hunt slide chicory. I'm I'm fucked up. I'm not gonna make it out of here Give me in my repeater. I'm gonna be back up for you guys. Right. This is where I was weighed because You see in movies if you see something especially modern movies It's got to be used later on. So I'm like he's gonna say hand me the dynamite. I'm gonna blow up this fucking cave system That's what I was expecting chicory can't do it. I can't give you the dynamite. He's like no you have to Say goodbye to my wife. Give me the repeater repeater. Yeah. Say goodbye to my wife for me I'll say hi to your wife for you And then they they make their way out and this is where we passed by we see remember She said they were two females. So there's two. This is JD Vance's idea of Like marriage two women whose arms and legs have been chopped off spikes through their eyes And they're just there to be bred. That's it. They're both pregnant. Yeah, uh, no cats nearby I don't know how to go. They've eaten them. They've eaten. Oh, they're Haitians. Oh, yeah, I'm so sorry everybody That is a dumb joke They understand. I hope they do and they sometimes get so it's kind like they make their way out And they're just walking and that fucking chicory So his way annoyed me about them. I didn't annoy me But it was bizarre because everything's been so drawn out at this point So we hear see we hear the rifle go off three times We're assuming he killed because they had because the whole idea was we have to kill them all so they never come back to our town, right? So which fucking leave I mean, it's bad enough to fake these women had leave them to starve to death now, right? but uh So we hear the three shots and then uh Art goes to uh kiss as well. He first told me it's like this comedy moment right now Where she's like can you wipe the fucking trot blood off your face? I would love to kiss you properly, but you've been blowing on that fucking trachea thing and So he like gets out of wet nap is like, what where did you get a wet nap from and cleans themself and they make out? It's like I had some ribs the other day. I kept it. Yeah, and they kiss and then just boom It cuts the black. I'm waiting for it to fade back in and we're boy. We're back at bright He's the sheriff now or some shit. No boom. That's it and director writer You almost you were close. You did better job than dancing good job for that And he didn't use a lot of music either yet somehow worked. No, it did somehow work. Yeah, uh, you did a okay job It's passable. Yeah, it's passable. This is a this is a decent movie It's just fuck you decided we needed to not care about a character Like you did a terrible job of making us care about a character. Yeah, obviously Kurt Russell Carries this movie if it's not Kurt Russell. I don't know if we give a shit about honey either Yeah, we wouldn't know. Thank you if it was glen powell Oh my god, don't even start with glen powell if you were glen powell this movie would complete dog shit That'd be like kill this motherfucker. I've been cheering for the trial of the dates Wow, I don't want glen powell to die people. No, no, it's okay. Yes, you do. Okay Can it get any weirder griff? Uh, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah Obviously everybody knows i'm still i'm gonna interrupt you for the conclusion Everybody knows which way we're going with this movie We say it's the weirdest for less. You've been hinting it all week. We're doing the movie you least want to do The weirdest of all weird. We're doing jona hex everybody We're not we're not doing that What do you mean? It's a weird western Well, I mean if we want to get technical jona hex did for us appear in weird western comics, but no exactly no griff We and we this might be a big mistake because griff and I will admit we have not we have seen works by this man We have not seen this movie Terrified this is a man. Did you know he's 95? 90s go kicking. You know what? I think I looked this up the other day. Yeah This is a guy i'm shocked. We haven't had him on a misunder misunderstood genius month Because he truly is a misunderstood genius Bizarre we're talking about the man the myth the legend ela hundro jodarowski. Oh, what are we doing? And his western el topo. Oh my god. What are we doing? We have not seen this movie Not I've just seen tiny bits of it. We've seen tiny bits of it. This will be our first viewing You've seen holy mountain. I've seen holy mountain. I've seen santa sangria So we have seen is where we are we know his work. We know how strange it can be So we're we're all in for a journey next week. This this movie was a four-pager. Yeah I'm afraid this next one's gonna be a 12-pager. It's either gonna be Quick 90 minute one or a three-hour one. I don't know. It's gonna be somewhere Do the extremes. Yeah, I believe he casts his son in this movie I think his son is the naked little kid naked little boy. Yeah, uh, yeah, we're gonna be Let's just play through this way. There's gonna be a lot of exploring of ideas next week. Oh god Because we're gonna try to be figure it out along with you. Yeah, because It's jodarowski. It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be a trip. So Get ready for that partners and keep it warm [BLANK_AUDIO]
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