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And the other deer's like, false alarm, I love it, it was nothing. Hey me and the boys are gonna go chill on the road if you're trying to pull up. What the hell was that? I just heard something. Nevermind, it was nothing. Hey, we're in the road, there's a bunch of cars driving and then they're just sitting. (laughing) Okay, that's good enough. - Deer, deer always be hearing nothing in the woods. - Oh, okay, I didn't even like get that layer. - Do you know how they're always like? - Yeah, I didn't, okay, okay. I think it would have been easier for me if I saw it when I was reading it. - Oh good. - Oh good. - What were you laughing about earlier that you wanted me to ask? - That conversation about the deer's. - That was it? No, during the ads. You were like, I said, why are you laughing? And you said, ask me when the episode starts. - The conversation is the biggest. - There's no way. - Yeah, yeah, assuming. - Because you weren't even gonna share that with me and you were begging me to ask you why you were laughing earlier. - Well, it was really funny. It was really funny to me. The conversation between the two deer's. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Welcome back to BNC MAP. You guys, we're back in the studio for, and it's been, what do we say? It's been three and a half weeks. - I don't think we've seen each other in like a month. - Yeah. - Which is so scary. - The last episode was so confusing is it was like, I'm getting ready to leave for Michigan. And Michigan, since Michigan, I went to, went from Michigan to Austin to New York to Long Island, which feels different than New York to me, even though I know it's just an island or a peninsula to Minneapolis to Ohio. - Right. - And then back. - Right, and last week's episode, you were talking about bringing Macs on the plane. - I know. - Whereas, we all know how that happened. - Yeah, we all know. - Yeah. - How's good to be back on our normal schedule. I don't, I just want to like clear the air right away. I have a pimple in the middle of my forehead. - Brooke, I have a pimple in the middle of my forehead. - Oh my God. Sisters, C-Y-S-T-E-R-S. - What was it? - C-Y-S-T, like sisters. - Yeah. - Nice. - But Connor, I have never, I've gotten a pimple everywhere else, except for on my forehead. I mean, I've gotten like tons of like little pimples on my forehead, but never like a honker there. And what's crazy is I'm 28 and like you, I went 28 years without getting a honking pimple on my forehead and then you just wake up one morning, three months and year 29th year with a honker. And it's like kind of almost a little bit inspiring 'cause it's like, it's never too late for your body to start making changes. It could be, you could look at it negatively too. Also, I'm choosing to look at it positively. - Yeah. - You could start getting really hot too. Also, if you can start getting pimples at age 28 on your eye. - This came to me in a dream that's crazy how aligned we are right now because I said, I think I was thinking of comparison yet again. First of all, to your point, yes, we're always constantly learning. - Uh-huh and changing. - And changing and growing. - Yup. - And then the same way aging is a blessing, that giant honking cyst in the middle of your forehead is a blessing. - It goes to show you that-- - Your body's working. - 150%, your hormones are flowing. - I am. Like, it sets you apart, you know? There's so many girls out there. Not many have, like this, what we have. Especially at our age, not a lot of boils. - If you wanna be memorable, you have to stay, if you're gonna make it in the big city, you gotta learn how to shake it, you know? And I was thinking last night, like comparison, I was like, there's always gonna be someone bigger and better than you, there's always gonna be someone smaller and worse than you as well. And I think I was thinking about just career and stuff, but also your ass, like people are like-- - Mine. - No, not your ass. I was thinking about like, that could be about your body, too. Like there's always gonna have someone with a bigger, better ass, but there's also people much smaller and worse acid. - There's always gonna be someone uglier than you. - Yeah. So true, inspiring, talking, inspiring. - Completely woke up, saw that pimple, immediate thought was inspiration. - When we were on Caleb's podcast-- - Caleb. - Caleb. His podcast, I was talking about, he said give me, what did he say is, you're so true, what is so true to you? I said, every now and then it's kind of nice to have a being honking pimple, 'cause it gives me somebody to look forward to, something to work on, like a small project. You know, I'll take care of this later. I'm looking forward to that, like I'll get home and be like, wait, there was that, was there a package I need to open, or like a funny email that I'm like gotta get back to? No, pimple, that I'm gonna go ham on. - The one on your head though, is that one you could pop? - Yeah, it was one that was not even noticeable, and then I worked at it until now it's-- - I've been working late. - 'Cause you're a sister. - CYNGIR, ER. (laughing) - I don't, I don't. (laughing) Okay, a thing, a finger, yeah. We'll just have to move swiftly past that reference, but Caleb said that's the most unemployed sentence that I've ever heard. You're looking forward to having a pimple because it's something to do. - Yeah. (laughing) - I'm just saying it's kind of fun. - We need to get those pimple popping fidget. - What is that? - Oh, yeah, yeah. - It's like something you pop and goo squirts out. - I've been able to be really on it recently about like, if I am three minutes into a pimple popping video, get off your phone, like you're consuming. - Can you watch pimple popping video? - Oh, 100%. - I can't watch them. - Oh, I'm watching, I'm close. I'm watching one on someone's knee. You know, I'm watch, those are actually gross to me. - There's too much happening. - The lack of stuff I can dive in for minutes at a time. And it's great. It's fall, y'all. Despite it all, it's fall. - Happy fall. - Happy fall. Y'all means all and fall is for all. - Yup. - Happy fall. - I've got a cardigan on today. I'm feeling back. - I've got a sweater. - I'm feeling back to basic. - We're back in our nids. - Yup. - I think that the most human thing about me is how when a season ends, I'm like, ooh, what a surprise, it's getting cooler. I think that was the first marketing of all time is like marketing for seasons about how they work on me every single time. It's-- - What do you mean? - Yeah, that's a good question. I think, um, crap, like-- - Like Halloween? - No, like, no, like, when it gets cooler, I'm like, oh my gosh, what a good idea. Like, that's so brilliant for it to get cooler. I was getting kind of hot. - And you're saying that that is marketing. - And then, well, I'm saying, yeah, like, like seasons marketing. - So-- - By God. - That's marketing for Christianity. - So everything is marketing then. - Yeah, yeah. - Okay. - Yeah. - What if we turn-- - That's the mind of a businessman. - What if we turn this podcast like fully into, if you're not, if you and your circle are not talking about how weather changes in weather are marketing, what are you doing? Like, re-prioritize. What does that thing that they always say? They're like, like, six things I learned about, sales from it turning from summer to fall. - Speaking of different language today. (laughing) - Maybe I need that new medication you were talking about. But the thing is, I know a couple of people out there are like, "Yes." - I'd love to get the money. - I'd love to get the money. - It's always too dumb, bitches looking at each other saying exactly. - That's how I felt on Caleb's podcast, because he's so funny and so quick. And I don't have that type of humor. I have more of a like, oh, I'll tell you a story type of humor. So every time he said something, I was just like, "Yes, yes, King." - So man, sometimes it's all you can do. - It's literally all you can do when you're up against someone with that type of brain. - I got back today and I haven't driven my car. - There's no way. - I mean, not today, last on Friday, night. And I mean, I got into my car for the first time today. - Okay. - I hadn't driven, I didn't drive yesterday. And my car was making this noise. And I was like, this is a brand new noise. I'm looking for, like all my lights are already on. Oh my car. So it's just like, and that's not gonna help me. My engine light, my tire light, my flashlight. And I'm like, what is going on, what is going on? It was a Bon Ivera song playing like very quietly, like a low volume. And I was thinking like, that's a lovely sound, but what is wrong with my car? There's a very small Bon Ivera stuck in the hood. It was a crazy experience, I'd be like, oh, the music's on. - Yeah, would you look at that? - I was like, I could get used to this. - That's great, that is great. - Hey guys, we wanna take a quick break to thank a sponsor of today's episode, Embark. If Max could talk, let's just say we'd probably be best friends. We'd tell each other about our other friends, our relationships and our family. - We wanna tell you guys about Embark, the folks who know your dog's DNA better than anyone. - I got Max, it said he was Border Collie on the pound thing. He's not any type of Border Collie that I'm familiar with. And then people were always asking me and I was like, Border Collie, question mark? 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Again, that's EmbarkVet.com and use code BNC to save $50 on Embark's breed and health test today. - Just needed to share, needed to get that out of my chest. - Sounds, I'm gonna segue into this via that segue. Want to hear a story about like, ask them to do it sound? - Yeah. - Okay, I was away for the week in Florida and I got a ring camera to prepare for the trip 'cause some of my packages have been stolen and I wanted the opportunity to scream at those people through the ring camera that we're moving forward with dealing the packages. But turns out, I couldn't figure out how to mount the ring camera onto the front door or anywhere near it. So I just left it inside of my apartment on the floor, facing up, okay? So it was like looking at the ceiling but it was attached to my phone and hooked up. So if I open the ring app, I could just see my ceiling. - Yeah. - Okay? Which doesn't really help anyone. - Yeah. - Until I'm in Florida, it's past midnight. So like late in LA too. - Yeah. - And I get a notification from ring. A person has been detected at your front door and so my front door is inside of my apartment right now because the camera is just called the front door. - Yeah. - So it's like, oh yay. That's great, perfect. I'm screaming like at everyone, like there has been a person detected inside of my apartment. We all gather around my phone, open my phone to the ring app and you hear like a door slamming. - What? - Okay. Hear a door slam. It sounded like either the front door opening or like kitchen cabinets being opened and slammed. I didn't see a person though, but obviously everyone is like freaking out. I'm paralyzed. Megan, thank God, like something kicked in the high gear for her, she called 911 and like got transferred to the LA and I don't wanna most like someone is breaking into my house, blah, blah, blah. They sent out cops. The cops never called back. They said that they were sending somebody out to look but never called back, which everyone was like, okay, that's a good sign. Like you didn't see anyone in the camera. Like it was probably just a noise outside. Like all the-- - They do do like ring picks up noises too. Yeah, yeah. - Everyone was like trying to calm me down. Like they didn't call back. It's a great sign, probably just a noise outside. Something detected, like a fly or something, like Beth Ann's ghost or something. Like you're all good. And then Sody, our friend who is so funny, truly, but she had had so much of the binky that she was kind of in a place where she wasn't able to read the room, like in that specific moment while everyone was trying to calm me down. And she goes, it honestly kind of sounded like someone threw a brick through the window or something. (laughing) In the middle of everyone going, no, like you're so fine. - She's a realist. - She's a realist. But anyway, I had to wait seven days to get back home because I didn't have anyone that could go over and kind of like see if all was okay. Anyway, I think everything was okay. When I got home, nothing was super out of order. The AC was on even though I know I turned it off. But maybe that was the wind. I don't know. So someone might have broken into my house. - And just like stayed because they knew you were leaving. - And just was, I mean, everything was in perfect condition. - It's your door locked. - My doors were locked. - Windows shot? - Windows shot I was over my windows. I could have genuinely been the ghost of Beth Ann. - Turning on the AC, wow, I don't know. - And also I think my AC might have been on a timer, but I'm not positive. I can't figure it out. - So it was truly nothing. - It was truly nothing, but it was also everything. - Well, we also had earthquakes like three last week. So maybe that was a movement. - But it literally said, sometimes the ring camera says there's been movement detected and sometimes it says there's been a person detected and it said there's a person detected. - You ever check what your house is built on top of? - I don't want to, but it's like somehow recorded and you wanna hear the slamming. - Yeah. - But it's also confusing 'cause when we went back to listening to it again, it's just us screaming 'cause I think that was recorded and projected out through the camera. Does that make sense? - Yeah. - History. - Oh, how would you even? - You have to buy the membership for ring to see your history of what it's recorded. - Okay, that's just me. - Oh, here's person answered motion. - Sounds peaceful. - I swear it was something. No, that couldn't have been it. It says it says it says it says it says it. - No one's gonna wait there, but I have to see. - I think that was me. I think it-- (laughing) - Okay, hang on, hang on. Obviously, like, I believe you. - No, look, listen to the beginning of that before people started talking. Did you hear that? (laughing) You get that brick being thrown through the window? - You know what's crazy is I hear a lot of you guys. You think something happened in the room that you were in? - I'm starting to get confused. - There it is, there it is. That was it, that was it. - I mean-- - Did you hear, and then did you hear me gasp? Listen to the beginning, that's the sound in my apartment. Are you pressing play? That was it. (laughing) - It sounds like you might have a rat. - No, okay. - It sounds like a rustling. (whooshing) - That's the slamming. That's the slamming of the kitchen cabinets. Clear is that-- - Kind of like this. - Oh my God. - There is almost like a ghost. If you look when it says, 'cause it said person detected, that ray of light in the ceiling. - Yikes. - Do you like that story? - Yeah, I do like that story. - I was excited to tell you that. - Yeah, I'm someone who lives alone and checks. Every time I come home, I check every closet. - Well, I walked in the door, and I was just like, hello, when I got home. - You know what's crazy is, I will convince myself, like I'll get in bed and be like, you didn't check the kitchen cabinets, and then I'll be like, but the kitchen cabinets are so small. I'm like, what if, what if the smallest person ever broke in? And there's like some cabinets that I don't really use in my kitchen and they may be-- - Someone could totally fit in a cabinet. Like I could fit in a cabinet if I needed to, but there's people smaller than me that would easily fit in a cabinet. - I could fit in a cabinet comfortably. - You could live in a cabinet. - Yeah. - You could live in a cabinet. - Did you see that saying I was at? - Yep, those women. - Those women? - Yeah. - I do want to flag, this is another example of people like commenting on a post of mine being like, I didn't know you were that short, in which case I do want to refer them to the 411 highlight on my Instagram. - But those women, women in the ad were seven feet tall and I'm not exaggerating, they were in the seven range. - Yeah, no. - They had, they were breaching seven. - Did they play sport? - They were, they were something. They were definitely some, there was some reason that they were that tall. (laughing) Like some, there was something there. They were in for something, they weren't American. - Okay. (laughing) So maybe it's maybe genetics is the reason that they were that tall. - I think it's like genetics X, like they're in an LA, like for a convention. - Right. - I swear, like it was something, like that wasn't, I'm not, I don't look like that next to everyone. - No, they were massive. - Yeah. - They were a massive pair. - They were a massive pair of women. Well, that's just like great going into the season that we're going into. I am getting more and more spooked more than ever. - Really? - Yes, it's so weird 'cause I've always been okay. I am becoming more scared in general, which is crazy. - Of like spooky things or just-- - Just like convincing myself like, like that thing I just heard is not nothing. It's like, oh, it's like something. - I genuinely think-- - And you're gonna be acting carelessly because you're, eh. - Do you think that's like an evolutionary advantage like when we get older? Because it's, as you get older, you do become more weary of things. And I wonder if that's like a benefit to like, you're not a surprise. You used to be, you need to be more alert. You need to be more careful like-- - Like a deer hearing nothing. - Yeah, like if you hear a sound, like you're honestly not gonna be as quick now that you're older, so you better get more speed. - Be proactive. - I bet that that's literally like survival of the fittest, et cetera. - Yeah. Yeah, maybe that's a good, yeah. Like I got it, I got up and I was watching the perfect couple, which, did you watch that yet? - No, I kind of wanna read it first. - Okay. - Do you, is it good? - Mm, okay, so I think a lot of people are gonna get mad at me when I say this. And granted, I was in like a bad headspace because I was watching that and scared that someone was in my cabinet. So it was like a weird thing and it was also very like-- - You get scary? - It's like very, this is the perfect couple of Netflix. Stacked cast, good cast, good acting. Great scene, like the whole thing is, should be on my alley. Literally, I know this is a me problem, like I couldn't get off my phone, which a good show will get me off my phone. I was like, oh crap, I just missed like 10 minutes, I'm not rewinding. I gave up after two episodes. - Really? - Yeah. I'm gonna rewatch it when I am in a better mental state but I don't know why I was so scared watching, you know? It's like, it's fine. Like, Leaf Striber, good actor, like, it's what's scaring me. - Really? - Like, which is good, I'm too bad. - I'll never say no to a Nicole Kidman. - Oh, Nicole Kidman-- - Limited series. - It's perfect for that role. - She is so special. She's up there with, like, Meryl Streep to me. - She's working overtime. - She is. - Is she in another, like, age gap romance? Or is that someone else? - No, she's married to Keith Urban. - No, I'm talking about a project. - She was in that Joey King? - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. - She's in that Joey King when was that guy from, but I think there might be another one. What's the one with Harris Dickinson coming out? - Baby girl. - Is that her? - Yeah, good job, bro. - That's another one. She is really working hard. - Well, she's a singer. - Yeah, exactly. - And Jesus has no cysts. - Not one. - Nicole Kidman has-- - I wonder if she's ever had acne? - There's no way Nicole Kidman has ever had a pimple. - Yeah. - It's crazy to me that Nicole Kidman-- - Poops. - Poops. Sorry to talk about poop. There's no way she does. Like, I think that she has it, I think every time she has a poop, come across her desk. Like, she probably-- - It gets sucked back up. - She probably reverts it into energy to power her body. - Out of all the people in the world. - Into a new age gap romance. 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(laughing) What does that mean? - That's like lettuce. - Yeah. - Like stuff you'd put in a compost bin? - Vegetables. (laughing) - Yeah, well, like a specific kind, like roughage. - Okay. - Can we look up roughage? - You're gonna be right. You're always right about the words of stuff. - Well, I'm actually like kind of. - Oh yeah, it's like veggies. - Yeah. - It's like fiber. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Something like that. - Bleak green. - Oh, but it's also nuts and, cool. - Oh, okay, so. - Oh, what is roughage definition? - It's like whole food. - It's like stuff that you would find a compost bin genuinely, I think. - Lentils. - I think that it's just like make your own definition. What is it? That's a good question. - Plants and plants. - Carbs and plants. - Like that. - Yeah, so you poop, this is stuff you poop out. Or do you poop out what you can digest? Let's move on. There are two types of main fiber, soluble and insoluble. Most foods high in roughage contain a combination of these but are usually richer in one type. Okay, we're reading about poop. The fiber absorbs water to become gel-like. - I don't see Jennifer Aniston pooping. - She is having a C-section every time, there's a poop that comes across her desk. She's having it surgically removed. That makes sense. - Yep. - What is she up to? - She was at the Emmys. - She was. - Did you watch? - Did I watch? No. - Okay. - No, I didn't watch. What was the music award or whatever? Was it MTV or AMAs or whatever? - VMAs. - The VMAs were just performance performance performance. And I was like, this is dumb. - Isn't that how it worked? - Did anyone get an award? People did? - A little, yeah. - Okay. That makes sense. - Yeah. - So I was like, I'm not gonna watch the Emmys. But there was a lot of good people at the Emmys that I'm proud of. The hacks team that was like deserved. And then the pair won a bunch, which is cool. - Like I know like we keep like beating a dead horse with this one, but like the fact that that is nominated in comedy is kind of like very frustrating. - I figured out why. - Why? - It's 'cause of the length of each episode, qualifies it as a comedy because it's shorter. - That's not the change that. - I think it's a dated category system, but that's how it works right now, 'cause it's shorter. I watched Ungentlemanly Warfare, which was phenomenal if you like kind of Pirates of the Caribbean type stuff, where there's like a lot of like battles. - I don't think I do. - And, but like it's like humorous. But it's like, I think it's based, it's based in fact, it was cool. Winston Churchill's, it was from his documents that he kept on file. And it was like a story based on that. But I liked the war, the war stuff that's like, and then they make a version of it. That's like fun and easy to digest. - Love. - But it was about World War II. - Okay. - And the Nazis and stuff. But they made it like, able to digest. I don't know how else to say it. - I will say like as far as history goes, World War II could capture my interest. - Yeah, it's fascinating. And again, it was like, it was really well done. Look at this cast too. Henry Cavill, Cavill, was in it? - Cavill, yeah. - I didn't know that he was even in it. I watched the whole thing. - Wow. - I don't know, I didn't even notice. - He's not someone you miss. - I did. I think you might have had a beard or something. It was Alan Richson, a hero too. Okay, I don't know any of these people. It was good though. I highly encouraged to watch if you like, historically accurate, semi accurate things. Oh, that's him. Interesting, did not clock. Did not clock that T. - Speaking of historically accurate, you know what my next big project is gonna be? Have you ever seen that massive Stephen King book? I think it's like over a thousand pages that's about Lee Harvey Oswald and like going back to the JFK assassination. I think that's gonna be my new personality. Yeah, I wanna read that. - Oh, wow, that'd be cool. - Like not anytime soon, but that is gonna be something that's on my bucket list. - Oh, I would read that with you if you-- - Would you read it? - Yeah, I would love to do that. - There is no way. - I promise you I would love to do that. - Do you wanna read that? - You know, I went to a-- - I think it's a thousand pages. - You know, I went to a bookstore. - No, I didn't, you didn't tell me. - In the Hamptons, and I was like, I'm gonna get a damn book. I go, section to section, not for me, not for me, because for me, and this is gonna not sit well with people, and I'm okay with that. I like to either read a self-help book that changes, like when I watch a movie, I like want to take away something. I either change my personality or I learn something. - It's not too much to ask. - But like, when I read it-- - It's asking for a light personality. - When I read a fiction, I'm like, not really doing anything for me. It's like, it's a fake story. It's never existed, won't ever. - But what if you read something that's almost like so fake that it's like you don't even have those thoughts, 'cause it's like, yeah, obviously this is so fake. - Obviously. - Like, drive answer something. - I don't, no, I read Eragon. I look and ride my head around-- - Did you really? - Yes! - Do you like liked it? - I don't remember. It didn't sit with me. - It didn't sit, right? - But I got to the historical fiction, which is what I think they have to call it, because it's not exactly correct, but there are facts in it, like timeline stuff that's like make sense. It's accurate. - Yeah. - But I couldn't find one, 'cause I got stressed out, and I was like, I don't want to get halfway through a $40 book, 'cause that's what hard covers cost. - Right, yes. - You know, on the plane, I'd be like, this sucks ass. I'm not watching it, 'cause imagine if I got a historically historic fiction book-- - What if you got a Kindle? - Yeah, imagine if I got a historical fiction book, and it ended up feeling like anyone but you, the movie, and I would have to shut it page four, and then burn it. Then I'd be a book burner. - You need to go past page four. - Oh my gosh, many times page four is where I throw in the towel. - No, you can't throw in the towel until at least 20. - That's a long time for me. I read slow. That's a lot of, that's that thing that we talked about. We're like, you use so many-- - The time. - The time sinking-- - Something. - I have that with books. I either put it at 20, or if I go past 20, I'm all in. - Sunken time fallacy, I think. - Yeah. - Okay, so we're gonna read, we'll read, I think it's called like 11, it's the date. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - 11, 22, 63. - Uh-huh, okay. - Okay, it's about a time traveler who, okay, you're on. - Okay, who attempts to prevent the assassination of US President John F. Kennedy. I wonder why you were drawn to this book. - I have no idea, personally. I cannot think of a reason off the top of my head. - I'm feeling a little manipulated by that presentation. - What do you mean? - You picked this one. - I told you I've been interested in JFK recently, for no reason. - Yeah, oh my gosh. - whatsoever. It's random. - Yeah. - But I'm interested, and I've been interested in Stephen King recently. - Yeah. - Yeah. - And has Jack Schlossberg, like-- - I don't know, I don't know what you're talking about genuinely, it's a relevant and off topic. - Speaking of battles, speaking of battles. I had a battle when I landed in Los Angeles on Friday. - What happened? - I flew Southwest. Who said, who said, guys, what if we have people buy a ticket and then make them fight each other for a seat assignment? Who said that? Why are you the only one that does it? - It's so interesting how they are digging their feet in. We'll stay the only one. - It's not relaxing. I think it's to make people be like, okay, your section is loading. Get here, you're gonna have B middle seat. I think, but imagine spending more and getting in an earlier section, and then having a bowel movement or something, and being like, oh, I'm late now, I'm in the middle seat, I paid the same as this person or like, 'cause you can't pick your seat. - Stupid dumb. - It doesn't make sense. So that made me mad, first of all, excited to connect. - Did you get metal? - I had two legs. No, I was in line, I stayed in line, and I was in line for so long, just like standing, waiting, which I hate lines, but so anyway, as I get on, and the middle seat was open next to me, the young man sits in the window and we're row 11, and we land in LA at like eight p.m., there's no more flights going out, like the red eye going to the east coast. Like, there's no, no more to be. We land, I'm sitting there. We have just touched down, the whole row is full. I'm sitting there, and he goes, you gonna go, my guy? You gonna go, my guy, my guy. My guy? - Oh my God. - Oh, and I go. - I literally would have gone blind in that. - I go, I go, oh, I've never done this. I go, go where? I, we fall back, people are looking. I go, go where he goes, people are moving. I go, you wanna go? Be my guest. He steps over me, gets in the eye, and I go, nice. I go nice, everyone's laughing. - You never do that. - I'm feeling good. And then, guess what? Things started moving. - I stand up behind him. We are inches apart. Five rows in front of us. He keeps coming like this. Come on, like, come on. Like, it's the oldest people, by the way. - How old is he? - He's like, R-H, I think, or maybe younger. But, he's like, oh my God, like pissed off like people aren't getting it. I'm like, you see the oldest people in the world. Like, what are you gonna do? - Right. - This old man, five rows in front of us, takes his bag on accident. This suitcase was like four rows out. Like, a guy takes a, hey, hey, what the hell? Hey, that's my bag. Oh my God, that's my bag. I'm like, I like, this is amazing, this is amazing. Like, he can't move. Like, no one's moving. He's like trying to push past the guy in front of us has heard this transaction happen between us as like this, puffing out his chest. Like, he's not getting past me. I'm like, this is, the people have won my guy. Oh my God. This guy is like, could be worse than Bestie. - Bestie? - Or what's the new one that I hate? - Hey, so this is insane. - Hey, so this is insane. My guy could be worse than Hey, so this is insane. - I have not heard-- - Or girly pop even. - I have not heard my guy. That was the most belittling thing. - Hey, my guy, so this is insane. Oh my God, can you imagine? - My toe is just cold. - Holy cow, no, that was horrible for me. And it's literally like me being at the light and it turns green. And I start to pull out and you honk at me. I'm like, oh, I guess he was going five miles per hour down this one lane, the rest of-- I got nowhere to be, bro. I'm landed in Los Angeles, I'm going home. - That's awesome. - Go to sleep. Oh, and he literally chased this guy down. They have it like a thing. I walk past him. Unbothered, actually not even unbothered. Chipper, because I won. - That's all, that really is great. - Getting a couple laughs on that plane, like is there was people close enough, was literally like being in a group chat and everybody goes react ha ha ha. - Uh-huh. Woo, woo, woo, woo. - That is like truly like a goosebumps walk away. - Oh my gosh, it's great. It's like, yeah, whatever. - That's awesome. - Hi guys, Lee Lee Lee Lee. We'd like to take a quick break to thank a sponsor of today's episode, Better Help. Oh my gosh, I am going through this time of my life where I'm like, maybe I should play guitar. And then I remember I have a guitar and I never have touched it. And then I'm like, maybe I should play a keyboard. But then I'm like, where would I put a keyboard in my house? I want to learn some instrument or language or how to dance. I don't know, I can't decide. But you can kind of do that as, you know, as a person, you can kind of choose a hobby and learn something new, you know? 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Yeah, it felt really good in that moment. And also to have like allies on that plane be like, yeah, this guy sucks. 'Cause like, you never know. It's like, I'm gonna get up when it's like appropriate. I'm not gonna let people walk past us, you know? And I hate to have the conversation about like standing up on the plane lands again. I feel like it's been, it's been had. But I'm doing my due diligence, you know? Like I put my backpack down in the row. So like, if someone wants to get passed from behind, it's like, do it, but like my, you know, if they're not a freak, they're gonna wait 'cause I'm gonna get up as soon as I'm allowed to. - Yeah. - I don't know. - I sat next to the most incredible young man on my flight home. - That's refreshing. - And we've changed numbers. He's 11. - Okay. - He's, he just got it found. It was just his 11th birthday. Such a legend was telling me all about his nieces and nephews for like 15 minutes. - Wow. That's a young uncle. - No, they are stuffed animals. - Oh. - They're his cousins stuffed animals. He cares about them just as much as he does his own children who are his stuffed animals. - Yeah. - We went through the catalog of every single one of, not only his stuffed animals, but also his Funko Pops. - Good. - And that flight flew by. Then I showed him my tattoo. I said, "This is my stuffed animal." And he loved that. - Wow. - I mean, what a connection. That was kismet for me. - I would have held my breath 'til I passed out if I was sat next to that young man. - I mean, he, and he was decked out. He had a build-a-bear, and he was doing full pajama sat. I mean, he was a literal legend. I can't say enough good things about him. - He was like, he's like, "I actual soulmate." - That's true, DSDF. - Hearing an 11-year-old boy comfortable enough to speak about his nieces and nephews like that. - Yeah. - I wish him nothing but success. - Good. - And I know he will find it. That's the thing. - Yeah. - And I hope I'm a part of his story. - You have his number. - That's so true. - Maybe you should bring him on the podcast. - I genuinely was thinking about how to come unobsessed. - Yeah. - He lives downtown. - Perfect. - Yeah. - That's great. - I pick him up. - Go pick him up. - Yeah. Kim, we have to talk about it. - What? - Oh. Speaking of young men. Yeah, I ran into show. When I was in New York, the last day I was there before I started tour. I'm like walking across the street in Soho and I see Matthew Gray Goobler crossing the street with his family. And I was like, I'm not gonna bug him. It's a Sunday night. - It is so insane. Like he's the most spotted. He's everywhere. He's at, what's that movie? - Everything everywhere. - Everything everywhere all at once. Genuinely. - Well, I was like, I'm not gonna bug him. He's like with his family. And so I just like, literally take the most blurry, like quick tap and I sent it to her. I was like, MGG is here. And she was like, OMG, say hi. And I was like, I already walked away, but you know, whatever, he was with his family. - And then from my end, when I said OMG, say hi, you didn't answer. So at this point in my head, I'm thinking like, okay, something's happening. - No, nothing was happening. - I know. I like literally was just like walking around. It was like, like my, it was a very peaceful evening. - There was a point where you weren't answering and I was like, something's happening. - Oh, I was buying like a little coin purse and a market, a little like, tourist market in little Italy. - Okay. - And it was really funny. And I wasn't, I wasn't, yeah. Like, responsive at that time. - Right, so in my head, I'm like, okay, this is, I'm expecting a FaceTime for Matthew. - But then I was like, oh my gosh, like we're walking and it's just me and Hunter and we're walking. And then he literally walks by us and I was like, oh, hey Matthew, whatever. And he's like, oh my God, hey. And he squints. And I was like, and I squints too. We're like squinsters. And I was like, yeah, we did the, and he's like, oh my God, button guy. Because of that last story, when I first, when like we were at that premiere. - He never forgets a face. - No, he was like, oh my God, you gave me that button. And I was like, I gave you that button. He was like, oh, I wish I had a button to give you. He's like, I'm gonna start carrying around a button in my pocket just in case we run back into each other. - And he told mama and papa goopler that you saved his life. - Literally, yeah. And he was like, yeah, that was at, you know, our friend's movie premiere, and it was the movie that we went to. - Yeah. - Papawan, I was like, oh yeah, whatever. And then he was like, let's get a picture really quick, and then I gotta go. And I was like, okay, take a picture. We were gonna call you, like that was my plan. I had had like half of a can at that time. I wasn't planning on like chatting with anyone. And so I was getting like really anxious about the photo, the initial photo I took. - Uh-huh. - When we were crossing the street that I sent to you. - Sure, yes. - Because I was like, oh, like he was with his pants. Like, you know, like I don't think he saw it, but I was just like convincing myself. - Right, I got that. - But no, he fully was like, oh my gosh, I love you. - Literally the greatest guy. And tell everyone how he smelled. - So, clean. I don't want to be like a stalker, but like, I always notice like when I hug people, I'm like, oh, you smell good. - Did you tell him that? - No. - You just thought it. - Yeah. - Okay. - I was like, I don't want to cross. - He would like that. - I don't, yeah, I don't know. - I feel like when you were telling me this, I could feel your love for Matthew. - Yeah. - In a way that made me feel so happy. - Yeah, well, I was really like, oh, that was like unnecessarily nice. Like his parents are sitting there like, they were like, how well do you guys know each other? Like, it was like, I could tell they were like, who is, like, 'cause he was like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, all these like facts about me. And I was like, I don't even remember telling you that. I mean, he is literally the... Oh, look, the pop of people are in the back. - Oh, yeah, he was so sweet too. - I mean, that family. - Yeah. - Like, you literally look like you've been friends since every school. - Well, I took the picture because you were like, take a picture with him, like, blah, blah, blah. And all we saw, Brooke was like, you should post this on B&C right now. And every single comment was like, oh my God, Brooke, I would be so fucking pissed if I was you. And I'm like, you guys. - Me and Brooke aren't on a battle to go find him and the winner has to kill the other. - I was truly elated because of the way that Connor was speaking about him. - Oh my God. - It felt like when one of your best, it literally felt like when Izzy finally started reading Akatar, and she's like, oh my God, this is so good. The way you were speaking about him was just like, nothing but loving your heart. - It was lovely, it was lovely here. - And the smell of him smelling like clean linens. - Oh, clean linens, yeah. - Literally, like, made me so happy. This picture brings me nothing but happiness. Was there a part of me that wished it was me? - Yeah, of course. - Of course. - Like, that's only natural. Anyone would understand that. But genuinely, I felt nothing but positivity and also the need to go to bed at 7.30 p.m. - Yeah. - Damn, like I really, you two, you two, two of a kind. - He looks so cool, you dress so cool. I need to dress cooler. - I was like, I look like crap. Like, this is like a Sunday. This was like the only stuff I had left to wear. I was wearing my sandals that, or the sandals that have been heard around the world because they flop around when I wear them. - They're worse than these floppers? - They are flopping and like, it's like so like guy that works in a market in a different country, like selling street food. Like, if they're like so not normal, it's like very not me shoes. Like, they're like, I don't know how to express how I feel with the sandals. They're not, they're shoes you'd wear at a resort too. - Are they wicker? - They're wicker, like, they look like Jesus sandals, but like, a little bit not. - Are you also wearing a sweater? - Yeah. - You were doing a sweater in the wicker sandals? - I totally, I'm telling you, I was like, the island of Misfit Toys, my fit for this. - Okay, I feel like the white jeans pulls it together though. - It's not white jeans. - Okay. - It's linen. - Oh, you were doing linen? - No underwear linen too. - You were doing no underwear linens. Oh, you're no underwear linens are pressed up against Matthew's thigh like that. - Yeah. - That's awesome. - Yeah, it was, it was a fun night. It was an engine. - I really know. - It's my little purse I got at that. - Oh my God, it's spectacular. - My coin purse. - I bet Matthew loved that. - If you assume you can see that I got it from, this one, it says, "I heart New York." - I really want you to watch an episode of Criminal Minds Now, just so you can see how phenomenal I can act. No, you haven't. - I have watch episodes. - You haven't, but you haven't studied Matthew. - And I'm like at the emergency room and that's what's on. - You're thinking of like law and order. You have not studied his like performance. That's what I'm trying to say because him and this young agent behind you, wow. - Yeah. - Once you see him, I hate channels, all of that beautiful energy into his craft. - Yeah, I love him. - I know, I do too, Connor. - That's sweet. - I know, he really is. I have to tell you something. - You have to tell me something. - I went to a workout class this morning. - Oh, good for you. - Is that not the most shocking thing? At seven? - What? - I know. - Huh? - I know. It's very confusing. - What kind of workout class? - Core power. - Why did you start with that? That's like the big, that's the most breaking news that we've-- - I meant to. - Like I, that is so admirable of you to go-- - I'm never going again. - And I know, I know I picked up a case of Dom's. Like I feel the beginning stages of just like-- - Being sore after a workout? - It's not even, it's just off. Like some things off. And I know that come tomorrow and you, 'cause you know, it's delayed onset. I know come tomorrow when I wake up. I'm working from home tomorrow. And Izzy, can we do obsessed? Are we doing obsessed from the cuck chair on Thursday? I'm gonna have to. Just due to a preexisting condition. - Yep, interesting. - Yeah, so I'll-- - Well at least you're able to get ahead of it because you've been-- - I'm totally ahead of it. - I know what to do. I'm prepared. I'm not gonna think I have tumors on all of my bones. I'm excited. I'm honestly excited to brave the Dom's knowing what I know. - You should get in like a hot tub or something or like a cold plunge. I don't know how you would access either of those at this time. - Honestly like having Dom's knowing you have Dom's, it's almost like there's something about it that's good. It's scary when you don't know what it is, but then when you know like, oh, this is my body's muscles being sore because I worked so-- - Yes, yes, you're saying that we got there. I'm gonna be sore after it worked out. That's okay. That's like normal. - No, no, no, no, no, I'm not. You're talking about workout soreness. I'm talking about Dom's. You've never, this is coming from someone who's clearly never had Dom's. - You're right. - You don't, you can't think about Dom's unless he becomes Dom's. - I've been sore after working out. I've never had this delayed onset muscles for this. - I'm trying to put it, I'm trying to put a positive spin on it, like I'm not scared. - Good for you. - It's the person facing a disease, head on, and I'm not scared. - Good for you. - Okay, like I was last time. I'm embracing it because what else can you do? - Going in, head on to the Dom's. - Yeah, you're right. - It's not, it's not, I'm sore after a workout. That's the problem with Dom's is that's what people think and that's why people don't take it seriously. - Right, so when I work out today-- - You've never had Dom's and you've never worked. - I'm gonna do chest and then Thursday when I'm sore, that's not delayed onset muscle soreness, that's being sore from a workout a day later. - Cost playing is one of those male doctors that tells women like, oh, like it's normal to throw up and bleed out and faint every time you have a period. - What? - That's you right now. - No, I'm not. - I guess that's you right now. You're literally delegitimizing my health issues. - No, I said, I'm saying you said, I absolutely can't experience Dom's, you said that. - You can't. - You said that's unique to you. - It's unique to the population of people who experience Dom's which you've clearly never had based off of the way that your lack of understanding is neon. - Oh, I have clearly never had it. - No. - You kind of sound like one of those doctors, actually. - No, I can't 'cause I'm a woman. - Shit. - Yeah. - I always forget about that. - Hey guys, we'd like to take a quick break to thank the sponsor of today's episode, Twisted Tea. If you've never tried Twisted Tea, it's a refreshing hard iced tea made with real brewed tea and 5% alcohol. It's the perfect drink to crack open with your friends and have a good time. - Oh my gosh, tailgates and football season are back. There's some of my favorite days. It's something to do, you know? And it gets the people together and kind of unites everybody. 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I love to give Obama a benefit of the doubt at this time I can't because she said he's bumping that by Charlie XCH. - Next president is not talking about maybe he listens to the song but he didn't listen to the lyrics. - I literally have like no issue picturing him in the way that you do. - I've always had more vivid imagination though. - Oh, my God today, today, today, today. - 'Cause I got my workout and I've got an edge to me. - Yeah, she'll wait till that Dom's kicked in. - Don't even. - kicks in. Two, did you watch the debate? - Yeah, I did, actually. - Good for you. - I had a show-- - We'd be good for me. - Because a lot of people don't! What do you mean? Oh, my God! - I need bulletproof glass in between us. - I'm just fucking with you, man. - A lot of people, well, the people at my show did not because my show was the same time as the debate. - Oh, the show really? - So I was coming out and like reporting, like, here's what's going on on the debate. That was absolutely so funny. Trump is a comedian, like, it's a joke. Like, she's-- - Did you see that video of him when the lights went on? - No. - Not at the debate, but like, it's some other thing. - Like, when he was like-- - Lights went on and he, like, freaked out because they were too bright. - Oh. (laughs) - And it's like a meme. It's like my, like, ADHD autistic dad, like, when the lights go on and he's like, "No, no, no!" It's funny. - Oh, I didn't see it. - Let's see. - I'll have to see it. - I think you'd like it a lot. - I'm sure I would. - I really do. I think this might, that might be it, maybe, no. I was in, I was, like, right near the area where he said that people are eating your cats and dogs. I love that, so-- - It's so intense. - I have, like, I think he could do the funniest thing ever if he just dropped out of the race and became Donald Trump on SNL and they could stop hiring Donald Trump in personators. Just read your lines or don't make up your lines. - It would be less funny if he's trying to be funny. What's so funny is that, like, he's so serious. - I know. - Look at eating, looking at him on the lifestyle. - I like to put him in our jails. - They were probably sent here so that we put him in our jails because to put him in our jails, they didn't pay the electric bill. To put him, oh, I like that much better. - That was pretty good. - Everyone's hearing. - Wouldn't you? - This is, and then the lights go on after this. - Oh, that's so much better. Those lights were brutal. - I think this might have been after his freak out. - Would that be a little scary as someone who's now been, like, had two assassinations attempts to be like, "Oh, the lights are out." They didn't pay the electric bill. Like, that is the plot of every movie where they're trying to perform a heist. - Did you ever see Trap? - Remind me with Trap. - That was just the one that just came out with the concert. Maybe bottom left dizzy, the concert where the serial killers in the concert. - No, wait, that's the one that you told me about that I want to watch. - Yeah, I think you would find that energy name. - Yeah, I need to watch that. Hey, what's it on? - Get those lights off! Turn them off, they're too bright, turn them off! Turn them off, let's go, ready? Turn off the lights! Turn off the lights! - Like, what's scary, then if I were there, I would have been turn off the lights! - Turn off the lights! - Turn off the lights! Oh, my God, like, it's hilarious. - It's scary, but it really is so fucking insane. - Oh, you're right, it is funny because he's not doing it on purpose, so. But I just, like, his energy is, if it wasn't so, like, if you didn't know anything about him, he'd be like, he's hilarious. - If it wasn't so, like, this is the end of the world? - Yeah. - Yeah. - I've been getting, by the way, like, speaking of this whole, like, the election stuff, have you been getting, like, a million election texts a day? - No, I don't. - 50, 50 a day. I get calls before I wake up, 7 a.m., start, they start. Call, call, call, and it's scary to get, like, calls from numbers you don't know, and then they call you twice, and it's like, oh, crap. Like, do I have, say, like, a bill at collections or something, or, like, you know, or, like, is it in a family emergency that I missed? When you wake up to, like, several missed calls, it's like, oh, crap. - Totally. - I already don't sleep good. One of my phones starts to, like, go off before I've, and it's on Do Not Distur- - What, is your phone ringing? - Scan likely! - Oh, my God, answer, let's see who it is. - Hello? (phone ringing) - Hello? (phone ringing) - That's the brick being thrown in a window. - Hello? Hang up. - That is like, they're not prepared for me to answer. - Wow. - Yeah. - I keep getting calls from laser away. (laughs) - Well, I don't think-- - From the CEO. - I don't wanna talk about that again, I don't know. - Right. - You might get sued. - Do you think? I don't think you can get sued for talking about, like, a bad experience. Can you? - I don't think it's libel. - I don't think it's libel. - I don't know. It's definitely their fault. Anyways, pick one of these thingies. I like how the presidential debate is just, like, a bullet point. - Okay, wanna play three, two, one? We're all pick three things that I wanna talk about, you narrow it down to two, or you pick three things you wanna talk about, I'll narrow it down to two, then you pick the final. - Okay. Wait, what-- - Pick three, but you would wanna talk about-- - Okay, okay. - Any three. Oh, your feet are itchy, that made your feet it? Do you want me to just pick one? - Yeah. (laughing) - Dave Grohl. - You wanna do Dave Grohl? - I kinda. - Wow, okay, go for it. - I mean, I don't have much to say. - What do you have to say? - Besides the fact that he, how long has he been married? - I think it was, like, 21 years. - He's been married for 21 years, and just announced that he will be moving forward with having a child outside of his marriage, in kind of just, like, a very matter of fact. Instagram post, which, like, yeah. Like, yeah, that's definitely one way to let us know. - I think this is like, hey, before this comes out, like, I felt like he knew it was gonna come out, you know? Like, I'm owning it, I have a child, I'm gonna raise it. Love my family, though. It's like, okay, cool, you kinda covered all your bases. - Born outside my marriage, I plan to be a loving, supportive parent, or I love my wife, my children. Do you think that he, oh, he's doing everything he can to regain their trust, or their forgiveness? Okay, I was gonna say, like, do you think he needs to, like, this should have included an apology? - Oh. - Almost, 'cause it's like there's almost, like-- - You don't have to apologize to the public. - Right, I guess he's letting us know that he is working on, right, I guess, like, what else? I guess, like, this is kind of-- - It's the Reynolds paper. - This is literally, oh my God, Izzy, this is the Reynolds pamphlet. - What's that? - Hamilton did this. - Oh. - When he cheated on his wife, Burr and some other founding fathers were like, we know that you've been embezzling from the government. - Every time you say Burr, I'm like, lick it, I don't like it. - In reality, like, he was, he was funneling money to the cock, because the husband of the woman that he was cheating with knew, and he was like, you can keep cheating on your wife like my wife as long as you pay me. So he was cucking out, and Hamilton was paying him, and then the government was like, we know that you've been embezzling government funds, and he was like, no, it's all good, I'm just cheating. - Yeah. - Okay, and so then he, to get ahead of things, wrote this massive pamphlet to be like, I cheated on my wife in our family bed, like I brought this woman at blah, blah, blah, blah. This is so well said, Izzy, this is the Reynolds pamphlet, 2.0. And like, kinda like, yeah, I guess, I don't know what else you would say if you're trying to get ahead of it. Look, I guess you don't have to apologize to everyone else 'cause you didn't do anything to us per se. - We're great. - I mean, I don't know. - If they would have like, like-- - Meghan liked it. - Yeah, I saw that. (laughing) - I don't know, they probably have fans that are like, I am not listening to your music anymore because you cheated on your wife. - Okay, I like, I kind of, I don't know. I never know how I feel about separating the art and the artist, it gets confusing. - I'm kind of like fully able to do that. - I'm sometimes, and I'm sometimes not, so I don't wanna be inconsistent. - Yeah. - So I'll just say nothing. - I think you're allowed to be inconsistent. - Like with him, I just like, I don't really care. Like I'm not invested in him as a person, so like I'm able to separate it easily. But when I'm invested in somebody, like if Andrew Garfield came out and was like, oh, I cheated, I would not be able to move forward with maintaining the relationship that I have with him. - Yeah. - If that, that makes sense. - That would be really hard for you. - I would obviously be very challenging for me and him. - Well, I think we- - Yeah, as we navigate what our relationship looks like in the future. - If we can all agree, well, well said Dave. Good job Dave. - Like, I don't need to be applauding him right now. - I think we can, well, we can applaud as the well-rounded statement, not his actions. We have to- - I don't even feel comfortable- - We separate the statement from the actions. - I don't even feel comfortable having a reaction other than just like, okay. - Then why'd you pick the story? (laughing) - I don't know. - I don't get the shit about Dave Grille. - I don't know, I don't think this. - And it's just interesting, you know? - Yeah, I think if you look at the language. - Yeah, let's look at the language. - Let's look at the, we love language. - Yeah, let's look at the language piece by piece. - My favorite thing is, I'm having a baby daughter born outside my marriage. - That's a good way to phrase that. - Yeah. Well said, Dave. - Yes, that is what you're doing, per se. - Well, it also isn't like, I'm paying this lady to be quiet also. - Right. - Or maybe she, I don't know, maybe she threatened him. I don't know. - We don't know. - We don't know. - But yeah, I guess like in that situation, you handled it as well as he could have, even though I'm not like keen to be complimenting him at this time. - I love all the chaperone stuff. That was the story that I wanted to talk about. - Oh, okay, well, why didn't you just say so? - Because you were picking, it was up to you. - Well, I wanted you to. 'Cause your feet were itching. - Oh. - Yeah. - Well tell me what you did. - When she told the photographer, fuck you, as she should have. - I don't know, all the interview questions that I'm seeing on Twitter, wait, hang on. - I pulled them up. - Oh, I didn't see these. - She's like, fuck the Haley Bieber smoothie. - Oh, I didn't do that. - What does the scootie do to you? She's like, it's a milkshake. - She's kind of in her like, fuck everything, era. Which like, I think it gets to that point. Like, she blew up so quick. - Yeah. - And has had just like so much thrown at her that I think it's very hard not to get to that. Just like, fuck it all. - I've been outspoken about saying, some people can be divas, 'cause they put out work that allows them to be, you know? - Yeah, he has the right. - Mariah Carey owns it. Chaperone can own it. People can't be like, well, then fuck you, too. Don't listen to music. Don't be a fan. I am not a fan, I wouldn't reiterate any of the sentiments, but like, it's not my life, it's her life, so. But like, someone said, you hate everything. Like, she literally hates the smoothie. Hate the bobber onesie. - I don't mind people that hate a lot of things. Let me know what you don't like. - I think Chaperone-- - 'Cause I probably don't like it either. - Would be great on like a "Hot Takes" podcast. She'd be like, "Hot Take, I hate air conditioning." - Look, we love when Larry David does it. Like, we should love when young women do it. - The delivery is different. - It's definitely different. - It's different. - Larry David and Chaperone, that being said, I think that they would get to get-- - Can they get along? Ah, interesting, they could be a very unlikely duo that would either hate each other or really like each other. - Chaperone, Larry David, I can picture it now. - You know what, what's up with these milk? - These, these heady baby smoothies. - And Chaperone's like, "That's a milkshake." - Yeah. - It's a milkshake. I'm gonna make a spiked milkshake. - And so he just makes an ice cream milkshake. - But couldn't you also see Chaperone being the woman from "Curb" that choked on the scone? And then like, went after Larry? - Yeah. - There's two ways it could be played and we'll never know until he-- - Oh, that's interesting. - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. I don't think that she would like Larry David. I think I feel that. - I don't know if he would like her. I could see him being very confused by her. - And I could also see him really feeling drawn to her. - We literally, we won't know until we get them in a room together, which will could maybe happen. - You know, Larry David's going on tour in the fall. - There's no way. - Yeah, it was on my Google search homepage. I was going to post it, but it was like 13 hours ago. I was posting it. I was like, certainly people know about this, but no one I know knows about this. - That's, I want to say that's a good attitude that you had. I want to highlight that for a second. This is me being Chaperone, like negative Nancy as I have ever right. I'm not gonna, right now. - He was married to someone named Larry. So Larry and Larry David. - Yeah, isn't that Cassie's mom? - Yeah, it is. You could say that. Wow, Larry and Larry, I got some beef with people who have like the same first name and they're married to each other. - How many of those do you have? - One of us is going to have to change that who's in Twilight, Taylor, Loner and-- - Oh, Taylor and Taylor. - And you're doing a Taylor Loner. So it's just like, is it the Loner's? Yeah. It's not the Taylor's, I guess. It's the first name. - Taylor Loner's. - The Taylor Loner's. Mr. Mrs. Taylor-- - I don't think the-- - Mr. and Mrs. Taylor Loner is about what they go by. The... - People do that when they're not named the same thing. - Yeah, I know, but I'm trying to guess that's the easiest way to do it. Mr. and Mrs. Taylor Loner. So, did you see this baby that I look exactly like? - Identical. - Holy moly, I need to look at it again. - And you look like a lot of babies in your day? - Okay, so this woman basically posts her baby all the time. What's her name? Chloe Molina. She's got the cute, it's a cute ass baby. It has a full-blown, like 35-year-old real estate agent hair, head of hair. And that's what people usually comment on, but now they're commenting on it because she lets her baby sleep in the shower. Like she puts its crib in the shower and people are like, "What if a pipe burst?" - Okay. - Okay, your baby's sleeping in its room. What if the roof... - My parents used to open a drawer in the hotel room and like make my bed in the drawer of the empty drawer. People live. - That's how I feel about leaving food out. People were doing that for centuries. - People, yeah, well, we do say this. Like I'm always like, the caveman died at 24. Like that was their life expectancy, so it's kind of hard. - What do you think got them, mostly? - Like maybe a saber to tiger or cholera or something. - Izzy, can we look up what's the leading death in the caveman population? - I don't know if they were writing it down. - Historians would know. Infection. - Infection, yeah, I guess disease. - Do you think it was from food, diarrheal diseases? - Yeah, of dehydration, starvation. - Oh shit. - Well, the point of this baby, that I need to fly-- - I need to 25 years. - No, I love history. Is this baby? I just can't. Like it looks-- - It's so insane. - It looks exactly like me. - There are no differences. - I'm waiting for this girl to DM me because I looked at her comments. It was like one more comment about my baby's hair and like I'm blocking everybody. And you just got to know that your baby's hair is like beautiful but like so insane for how small your baby is. - It's a forehead. I mean, he's to die for. - He's to die for it. - I want to wrap an infant in a towel like that. - Oh yeah, so happy. - I want to be the infant wrapped in the towel, I think. - Oh my God. That was the best when you were little and you'd get out of the shower and you'd get wrapped up like a mummy. - Yeah. - Like a taco depending on the mood you were in. - Mummy. - Yeah. - Out of the shower, you get wrapped like a mummy. - That's what I used to request. - What do you mean? - Just like wrapped me up like a mummy. - Versus a burrito you said? - Yeah, burrito. - How would you get wrapped up like a mummy? Like a marsh? - It's literally, it's all the same. It's just a towel. - Arms, oh, okay. I was like, would you have like one towel? - No, it was just a towel. - Okay. - Well, I guess we could just go to bonus, right? - Okay. - I don't have anything left to say. Oh, I do want to say one thing really quickly on our thing about our submissions forum. Guys, we got a submission box and this has been an issue for us and Izzy has graciously found out by ways beyond explanation for me how to create a link on our page. 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