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Grim Wagers: Week 3
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E-T-W group, no purchases are employed or prohibited by law, c-terms, and conditions, AT&T plus. [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] All right, mothers. Welcome to this week's Grim Wagers. We've been Michael, 20, and the Grim Reaper. And yeah, last week, let's just get straight into this. Last week, did absolutely shite again. Not one came in, but there was a few that were very, very close. Then 9 o'clock, 3 o'clock kickoffs, and which times on you're in, I was only one off that. And that was the Chiefs, the Chiefs, and the Bengals game did not score three consecutive points. I got all the rest of it. I came in the pigs and everything. Who else didn't come in? The Vikings and 49ers came. And Jones didn't get nowhere near 100 yards, like he promised he was going to. So that didn't come in because of that. And you know, Primetime Kirk fucked his over again. He fucked his over last week. He was the only one that let us down on a big bet that-- all he had to do was just finish the drive, score the touchdown, win a game, win a touchdown. But instead, he decided to throw an interception. This week, I had him to throw an interception, and he didn't throw an interception. So yeah, somehow he always manages to piss us off. Cole Captain Kirk. I'm not going to fully bash him. It does prove when he needs to, like, how good he actually can be, but why is the obvious? I have to do it when I put bets on him. Just be good all the time, or shit all the time. Just stop being inconsistent. But I never saw nothing we could do about it. So let's get a look into what we've got this week. And the first bet I am going to put on this week is going to be the Patriots and Jets. Yeah, good rivalry game here. I think it was episode maybe two or three, I think. I think it could have been three. Episode three, every of those rivalries, I covered the Patriots and Jets. It's a good rivalry. This seemed to like to sue each other in the early 2000s and stuff. So if you're interested in that, go back in the archive and look at that. But for this bet, they have the Jets' favorites, but I'm not 100% convinced to be fair. This is a big rivalry game, and the Jets didn't look too clever. And the Patriots have been looking good, so I'm going to go for a spread on this. I have 1.5 plus 1.5 spread to the Patriots. So it's meant to be far with the spread. If the Patriots win, this comes in. If they lose, they can't lose by more than 1.5 points. So they can lose by 1 point, and I'll still get a green tick next to it. So I'm going to go for a spread of plus 1.5 points. Breethall plus 50 Russian yards, Ramondre Stevenson plus 50 Russian yards, and Skor in the last minute of the first half, yes. So in the last two minutes. So after the two-minute warning in the first half, get a Skor that can be either a field goal or a touchdown. And there to be 2 and 1/2 field goals in this game. And that will-- that gives you an odds of 10 to 1. So two roofer books on that will give you 22 roofer books. Return. Going to go through the games for individual games first, primetime games, and it's been a weird week this week because of the two games on the Monday night, and even the 6 o'clock, 12 o'clock, or the 9 o'clock/3 o'clock kickoffs. They're all a bit weird as well. You know, I think it's 5 in the 9 o'clock/5 games. So this next one will be the Chiefs versus the Falcons on Monday night, which I believe Mr. Ritter is attending. And unfortunately for Miss Ritter, I've got Chiefs down for winning this. And I'm still going to jump on that chain. The Kirk cousin's going to throw an interception. Yep, I'm going to do it. I'm going for Kirk cousin's throwing an interception. I'm also going to think that Mahomes is going to throw an interception as well. So I'm going to put both of them onto throw interceptions. I'm also going to put on-- I feel like I want to do something with tight ends. I haven't done much with tight ends yet. So I'm going to put Travis Kelsey on for over 48 and 1/2 receiving the odds. And I'm going to go for Kyle Pitts under 38 and 1/2 receiving the odds. Yeah, I'm going to go under for Kyle Pitts. Got George Clever Claptists to record a sack, and also Matt Judon to record a sack. A bit risky this, but yeah, I've-- everything can be justified, I think, on that bet. When you look at it, yeah, it's not something that you'd think, yeah, maybe not, you know, it's-- yeah, it does look fairly justified. And that gives us a 75 to 1, which-- if I put two Rafa books on that, I will get 152 Rafa books back. Next bet is what would be classed as a Monday night game, but because it's two, I'm going to do a double. I'm going to do a double bet builder. So I'm going to try and keep them the same type of bet. I'm going to go for points spread again. Bills I definitely think will beat the jugs, but I'm not being unsure about the commanders and the Bengals. So just to give us a little bit of a safety net, I'm going to go for a plus 3.5 point spread for the washing commanders. And then I'm going to go for quarterback stats here, I think, on this one. I'm going to go for Jayden Daniels over 251.5 passing and brushing yards. So this adds up every time he throws a ball, but also every time he runs with the ball. Yeah, so I'm going to go over 251.5 for Jayden Daniels. I'm going to go under 279.5 for Joe Buda. So in the Jags and Bills game, I'm also going to go plus 3.5 points for the Jags. Because even though the Bills are going to-- I think the Bills are going to win. I'm still not 100% convinced that the Bills will hold. I absolutely destroy the Jags. I think they might win by field goal. So that's why I've went for 3.5 plus on the Jags. I've gave that as a bit of a safety net, because the way these games have been gone last few weeks, the Jags could get an upset. And if the Bills get an upset, I'm covered by that. Then I'm going to go for Josh Allen, under 266.5 passing 100 Russian yards and Trevor Lawrence under 245.5 Russian yards. And that gives me an odds of 54 to 1. So I'll put two Riffa books on that. That will give me a return of 108.75 Riffa books. Next, I've got the 9 o'clock/3 o'clock games. I've got five games in this, which is not usually there's only three or four. So I couldn't do something slightly different with it. In this bank, I'm going to do a little five-fold Aka or a parlay. And I'm going to pick two touchdown scorers, five touchdown scorers, one from each team. So in the Raiders and the Panthers, I'm going to go for Devanti Adams. For the Dolphins and the Seahawks. See, they're always a bit hit and miss if, whether they're going to pass it to look or whether they're going to pass it to my calf. I always stay away from the Seahawks wide receivers when it comes to touchdowns. So because of that, I've gone for a Devon Acne for the Dolphins to score the touchdown. Derek Henry for the Ravens in the Ravens and Cowboys game. And Marvin's Harrison. Owning a rental property sounds like a dream. Collect a rent and relax. That is until you realize how much work goes into getting it ready. First, you need to conduct market research to understand local rental trends and determine a competitive rent price. Then there's cleaning, staging, repairs, and hiring a professional photographer. Next, develop a marketing strategy with the property on rental sites and schedule countless earnings. Oh, no free attention. At least I've got to pay attention. I'm going to pay attention. Whew! Sound complicated? Runners warehouse is here to take the hard work off your rental to do West. Our job is complicated because it should be. 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Sponsored by Chumba Casino. No purchase necessary. VGW Group. Void, where prohibited by law. 18+ terms and conditions apply. Junior for the Cardinals in the Lions Cardinals game. And Jordan Mason for the 49ers in the 49ers Rams game. That gives me an accumulative odds of FA. What does that give us one second? Sorry, I've lost where I'm at. Sorry about that. I pressed wrong button. I had to stop it there while I found my place again. This that gives us an odds of 38.1 to 1. Because everything's a bit weird, this week with the amount of games, played at certain times and all that stuff, I would have put one roof of a book or two roof of books on this. But I haven't put one and a half roof of books on it and that one and a half roof of books of 38.1 to 1 gives me a return of 58.65 roof of books. It's not too bad really for five people who you would expect to Scottish Downs. The next bank of games we've got is the 12 o'clock or 6 o'clock kickoff, depending on which times you're in. And I've went for a tea marketer here, went for a tea market, just money-lined, nothing special, nothing fancy, yeah, tea market and I've went for the bears to beat the cults and the buccaneers to beat the Broncos, the Packers to beat the Titans, the Vikings to beat the Texans, the Steelers to beat the Chargers, the Browns to beat the Giants and the Saints to beat the Eagles. I think that might be of sense and eagles and Vikings and Texans, yes, I believe in Sam Donald, I think he's actually trying to shine for Sam Donald, and I'm going to back it all the way until he starts throwing in sections like Kirk Cousins, then I'll probably turn on him, but the minute is doing everything right, it's looking good. What's even better this start I think is we haven't gone two in all since 2016, so the whole time that we've been cousins, we've never went two in all. Sam Donald's come in first season two in all, and we beat the 49ers to get there as well. They were in the bloody Super Bowl last year, so, yeah, that's why I'm going for Vikings on this. I think I was a bit worried at the start of the season with all the injuries and everything that we've came through, but I don't know, I think we're sure enough to show that we're not just going to roll over and wait until next season, you know, the defences look brilliant. The offence is, I mean, we didn't have Addison, we still haven't got Hopkinson, there's quite a lot of first time receivers in the Vikings, they're missing, you know, we lost Jeffson halfway after his third quarter I think, he's going to become a back, but you know, we don't have Addison either, we're running on like, third string wide receiver, and the second string, yeah, I'm going to say a second string, so I'm not putting Nick Mullins in front of Sam Donald, you know, second string quarter back, so yeah, go for Vikings for that one. I don't think there's anything else really that would, maybe bears and cults, but that's just because the unpredictability of the bears, not being as good as what I expected to them to be with how they've strengthened in the summer, yeah, so this is a sevenfold occur, or a sevenfold pilot, and it gives you odds of 51.5 to 1, yeah, so I've put one and a half refer books on that, and that gives me a return of, one and a half refer books gives me a return of 90 refer books, so I'll just recap on that because I went off on a bit of a tangent about Sam Donald, that bet there was a sevenfold, and it was the bears, the book and ears, the puckers, the Vikings, the Steelers, the Browns, and the Saints all to win, money line, no spread, no, you know, if so, but it's just basic money line. And that's all that we have for the normal bets, we've got one more bet, and that is the, well, it's Rags the Riches bet, but it's not really that thing, it's 400, it comes out 400 to 1, and what I've went for is, I went for points spread and points over again, like I did last week, I know it's that I was a couple of, I thought that one coming in, but it wasn't far off, there wasn't a game where I completely ballsed out and lost both sides of it, you know, rather the points spread came in, or the other points came in, so I'm going to try that again, put it only this time, I'm not going to pick every game, pick 40 and I think, so yeah, I'm going for the Chicago Bears plus 3.5 on points, and over 35.5 points, I'm going for the Packers plus 3.5 and over 30.5 on points, Vikings plus 3.5 and over 37.5 on points, the Steelers in the Steelers vs. Chargers have went Steelers plus 3.5 and over 31.5 and then I've got the Saints plus 3.5 and over 44.5, I've got the Ravens, no, sorry, the Cowboys plus 3.5 and over 44.5 and I've got the Lions and the Cardinals, I've got the Cardinals at plus 3.5 and over 43.5 on total points, and then I've got the Chiefs at plus 3.5 and over 43.5, I might think that maybe he got mixed up or, you know, sounds like I'm picking a team to win on one bet and a team to win another. I'm not really because of the spread, so let's see, for example, on the previous bet, I think that the Ravens are going to beat the Cowboys, put on this bet, I have the Cowboys at a plus 3.5 spread, so what that means is even though I think the Ravens are going to beat the Cowboys, I still think it's going to be close, I think the Ravens are win by up to three points, so that's why I went for the Cowboys plus 3.5, again, in case the stupid happens, well, not the stupid, but, you know, I mean, in case the unpredictable happens and the Cowboys beat the Ravens, which they might do, if the Cowboys beat the Ravens and it comes in, but if the Ravens win by three points, it still also comes in, and a bet like this will give you odds of approximately 409, 410 to one, so yeah, one reefer book on that will give me approximately 409 reefer books. And that is my 10 reefer books for this week. Hopefully, I'll do a little bit better this week. I think I did say in episode one, I'm not expecting to start seeing a lot of things before, you know, patterns and getting a good idea of how the season's going to flow until about week three, which is this week. So, you know, hopefully we'll get our first win of the season this week. If not, if I don't next week, then it really is going to be grim wages, you know. So, yes, let's leave it at that. I'll cut the bets in, getting up to me time, because I don't really want to have to start splitting tracks. So, I'm trying to keep these shorts so I can send them off in one go instead of having to split them in half and send two or three files of it. So, yeah, you just don't need to bother about that. That's the rules to worry about, but yeah, I just want to make it easy on ourselves. So, if I keep it less than 25 minutes, then I don't have to split the track to send it. So, I will leave you where we're at now. Remember, gamble safe when the fun stop stop. What was the opening that I heard? 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