[MUSIC PLAYING] Live from our studios in Austin, Texas, this is "Drink and Bros. Fate" news with Ross Patterson. Dan Holloway. Papa G. with the traffic. How you feel? Good. Good. Yeah? Field reporter, hot bomb, and Delco Dan with sports. Welcome to "Fake News." [MUSIC PLAYING] Yeah. Welcome to "Drink and Bros. Fate" news. Everybody bringing you the realest, fakest news from over the weekend 42 days until the election for presidents of the United States. We're getting down to the nitty-gritty, Anthony. You feel it? I don't care. Yeah, you do care. You liar. No. You're a liar. About the way it feels? No. I'm all set on that. What do you mean? You have this as a big victory for Trump? Yeah. I do too. And I can't figure out what's going on in the media. Or otherwise, we'll get to that here in a moment. Did you watch that Oprah thing? Teleprompter for the entire interview. You can always know the answer to that as no. Really? Did you watch that shit? Did you watch that Oprah thing? The answer will unequivocally be no to that. I have nothing to learn from her. So I want to learn what's going on, which is why I watched it. And then when I saw-- I caught the teleprompter, I was like, wait a minute. Did those have her words or Oprah's words on there? And for Oprah, it would make sense. And then turns out later on, it was slowed down over the weekend. And it was what she was going to say. Well, yeah, I mean, a pair of more had some things to say as well. And it turns out she was reading off of a sheet of paper. Oh, really? [LAUGHTER] Like, you can't even remember who you're voting for. Oh, shit that you were going to say. It happens. It happens. I can remember the shit I'm going to say kidding. I'm going to read this off a piece of paper right now. Ryan Mills is out in these streets. Got some shout outs for hard AF Seltzer here at the top. In Texas, haymaker. In Austin, Texas, rookies, cantina. And El Paso, Texas, HEBs, and Richmond, Spring, Missouri City, and Katie, Texas. They're all stocked up there with hard AF Seltzer. And then Market Street, San Angelo, Mansfield, McKinney, Plano, Abilene, and Odessa. Big fan of all those Market Streets. And then in Florida, all the total wines here. So once these sell out, we can get the new flavors in. Total wine in Boynton Beach over there. Total wine in Orlando. Total wine in North Miami Beach. Yeah, Biscayne Boulevard. We were down there for the Marlon's game. Total wine in Stewart's, Florida. Total wine in Miami on Southwest 136 streets. Total wine in Miami on 11960 Mills Drive. And then Daytona Beach. Yeah, I've been to that one, too. 2500 Western International Speedway Boulevard. And then 2564 North University Drive in Coral Springs. Total wine in Aventura, Doral, and Miami there on 2750 Southwest 27th. Terrace, last door's left with the old flavors once we sell out of those. Boom, you get all the new ones. And we are ready to rock. Speaking of ready, rock. You know we got the memes on Monday on Drinking Bro's podcast, Patreon. I always ask the same question, although I shouldn't. How dark are these gonna get today? Yeah, I mean, it's not great. It always, it's always great. It's whether or not it's gonna be real fucking dark. I can already tell you, just by looking out of the corner of my eye here, we're probably gonna have to play the Chinese music, I would imagine. Well, I don't know what kind of Chinaman he is, but it looks like a Chinaman. Boom, the fact that you said it, got in hit it. I don't think it's a Chinaman. I think it's a sneaker who is, I believe, Middle Eastern. I don't know what that means. I don't know any of those words you said. He's a streamer that I don't wish to care or know who he is either, but he just pops up. I know, my kids is speed. And I'm like, I hate that guy more than life. Go ahead and play. I'm saying Asian. Hotball can. Yeah. How'd you do with Hotball? Racism. What? Can you do Hotball can? (laughing) How'd you do with Hotball? I don't think that's sneaker, but. Racism. What? You got to hit the button now. It is sneaker. It's literally in the hashtag. It says hashtag sneaker. Looks weird with those glasses on. (screaming) Sorry, whenever we play that, I have to end it with that. Yeah. Sorry guys, sorry that you had to see that in person. Some listeners just came into the studio. Help yourself to some hard, I have seltzer in there and I apologize for you to see that. Well, I get to see it three more times today though. Let's be real. This one's called how to pee. All right, and I'll read the caption 'cause Bob is late on a bachelor party. At 37 years old, we're still doing that. Chill lines to use at the urinal. Okay. You can guess what's in my hand, you can keep it. (laughing) I'll play 'em. I'm guard. Can I get a sip of that? Nice bell, real leather. Respect. I check your hand, but I need bowl for this. You gonna eat that? (laughing) No, no, you're doing it all wrong. You're supposed to hold it like this. Jesus Christ, you got a name for that thing? I mean, golly, what are you feeding it? (laughing) All right, yeah. (laughing) This is the best part about being gay. (laughing) By far. Here, scooch over. I'm just messing with you. Name's Liam. Hey, my doctor says I'm not supposed to lift more than five pounds. Can you give me a hand over here? (laughing) I'm kidding. Clearly. (laughing) Looks just like my uncles. (laughing) Don't stop, I'm about to finish. Jesus Christ, you need a spot, big man? No, I'm back here. Oh my God, congrats. Hey man, just to let you know, you got a little splash back on your pants. (laughing) No, I got your dog, bro, code. Hey, could you pass me the soap? Mine stuck under this little plastic thing. I was hanging no smaller than the left I see. (laughing) It is. If you can guess what. Big fan. Yeah. I like that a lot, actually. What's his name? Anybody we should know? Or is that reposted by somebody else? I don't know. Liam Panerio? Panerio? All right, Liam. Big fan, dude. Big fan. Every game we go to is somebody. Without a doubt, always says one of those shitty lines. Last one was a man of nothing but 1375 going down this drain. (laughing) What's that mean? The price of a beer. Oh, it's just like, I got it, I got it. Thank you. Thank you, sir. Saints fans went with the classic this weekend. Which was that? They said, get off your knees, referees. Oh, blow in the game. Yeah, you blow in the game, man. That's why. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. You could say that at pretty much any Chiefs game now. No, no. The Chiefs win fair and square. Every single time. No. Another amazing victory. That's the one that's, that's one of the worst PI misses I've ever seen. Poof, wasn't it? Yeah. That's gotten to get boned. This next one's called Australian history. Australian history. It's documentary and I learned the origins of Australia. Apparently it was like a prison island. Like Britain just sent their criminals to this random island and left them for dead. But I think that's a lie. Every Australian I've ever met has been white. So I was just watching this documentary and I learned it. I knew it was coming. I knew it was coming. Fan. I'm a big fan though, you know. What do we got up next? Puyah. Is it? Yes. Let's get ready, kids. Let's get ready. Delka's by himself, so I'm gonna, I'm gonna give him some great things. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Dan was laughing about this like last week. I don't remember. I know. A down syndrome guy with a non-chuck. Look at how efficient he is. He's pretty fucking good. Does fraud Dan so much joy on like Thursday? He's great. This kid is living such a better life than any of us. Any of us. Any of us. Like the only thing he cares about are those non-chucks and he's better at that than I am at anything I do. Yep. Yep. And I had a friend of mine asking me from college, he goes, he goes, do you guys get in trouble for saying the word retarded on the show? I go, no, we can say whatever we want over here and he goes, how do people feel about it? I go, if you know our honest feelings about it, like people with down syndrome, they're living a way better life than we are. We care way too much about the dumbest shit in the world. Yeah, dude. I'd love to be like that. Well, you know what I don't care about is how someone feels about the words I say. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, the best one was after work on Thursday, since we're on Patreon, let's share this story because it's really funny, obviously Dan doesn't laugh that much in real life. That's not a bit on the show. He was dying laughing and I said, what are you dying laughing about? And he goes, a review we just got. Now, I don't read this, but you had pulled it up, so I'm going to read it to the crowd. And I actually loved it. That's why I read them. Wow. One star. Come for the racism. Stay for the xenophobia and misogyny with an exclamation mark. I thought it was so good, it should be our t-shirt. Like that review should just be on our t-shirts. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's too long for a business card. It is. But it's nice for a t-shirt, so, yeah, these are real. He loves the memes. He'll be looking at these all week behind the scenes and he loves reading all the comments. So, I just dampen anything out of the way that does that. This one's called not in my house. Okay. It's about parenting. Dad just realized how to fix the problem. No! I'm so happy. Wow. Dude, who is that? That's dark. That is dark, dude. It's a modern day Winston Churchill. That's exactly what Winston Churchill would be doing. Yeah! He was alive. Winston Churchill famously told some woman who said, "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk," and he said, "Yeah, you're right, but in a few hours, I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly." Yep. Yeah. So, you know, I'm pretty sure he would mostly be trolling today if you were alive. Fuck you. He would be Donald Trump right now. He'd be the goat of Twitter. He would be Donald Trump. Yeah. Just talking shit, saying wild nonsense, it doesn't even make any sense, which I enjoy. His speeches were great, dude. Those speeches. Did you guys ever do an episode on Churchill? We just did an episode before Tucker had that one guy on. It was actually perfect time. No, yeah. We did an entire episode with Jack Mandeville on Winston Churchill. Yeah. And then Tucker had the guy on that said Winston Churchill was the bad guy of World War II. Yeah, I do. Well, he said he was a bad guy, not the bad guy, which is something that apparently got lost in translation. I know we've, Dan and I have said this on the show before, but that bar of Churchill's up in New York. To this day, if you're going to take a shit in a bar anywhere in the United States, I would say there, there's a trip wire when you go through the bathroom door and then it just plays his greatest speeches. When you're sitting on the toilet there, just listening to old Churchill speeches, the originals, it's inspirational. Yeah. And he had a stutter. So that's the craziest part. You're dumping out. But it helps with the dump out too. You can get that little shake in there. Yeah. Yeah. He also, so our episode kind of focused on everything before World War II. So like he was essentially England's Teddy Roosevelt. Yeah. He seemed cool, man. He seemed cool. I mean, he would have been an FDR American badass. He was in home secretary, right, which would be like Secretary of State for us. He had everything. He pretty much did every cabinet position, but before that, he was in like, he actively would go to war. Yeah. I guess. Yeah. He dismissed his cabinet position and actually signed up for a regiment in like World War II. Wasn't he on the bow of the ship as he was going? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. World War I. Wasn't he a unit or some shit like that? He did something. He had to do something to get into war. He's like, oh, to start my own unit. It's like, oh, okay. Yeah. What the fuck? Yeah, but the point that guy was making is that everybody allowed that to happen in World War II and that firebombing Dresden wasn't exactly the most ethical thing to do. That's a war crime. Yeah. Yeah. You're going to break a few eggs. Yeah. He's a son of mine. Mm. Yeah. Says, hey, dad. This is my girlfriend, Shanique. Oh boy. I think we know it. No son of mine is going to be a chocolate. Yeah. No son of mine is going to be a chocolate. Yeah. Oh. Fucking depth face in this. Dude. It's just that really puts it over the top. I know. That's a pretty good one. I don't even like depth as well. Okay, either. I know. But this meme is really good. I don't even know where a fucking depth is. I know. To my kids is. And I'm like, dude, don't say that again in front of dad, all right? When you're old enough, we'll sit down and watch the old school one. What do we got up next here? Let's see. Up next is advice for commies. Okay. Catching. Me to every communist I ever meet. Okay. Press play. Can you get the opportunity to kill yourself? Come on. Oh, that's great. Big fan. All right. No son of mine is going to be a chocolate tier. That's the winner so far today. This next one's called art and it's a stand up comedian. I've never heard of him before, but I wanted to shout him out because this bit is pretty funny. For sure. No. All right. Bad Aaron Scarborough. All right. So this. This is good art. This is where I bring up my Etsy, guys. All right. I have an Etsy and it's lit. All right. So this fucking be quiet. Like this is hard. For the audio listeners, there's two towers in the dragonfly. A couple of medieval towers. There's a dragon flying into them. I don't know if we have any history buffs here, but if in far a human history you know that this was a year 9/11/18. The title of the piece is Nayer Forget. Where were ye when nine worlds stopped turning? Why is it inside quest? All right. Hold up. All right. So this is. Who's the dude in the painting? It's him. It's him holding up the painting. He's just holding it. Oh god damn it. That's good. And now this is a fucking... A spider there. A spider. A dragon. You definitely got to be on Patreon for this one. Holy shit. This is really funny. Yeah. It's a great one. All right. Man. That's right. Came inside her. Nine eleven days when the French gave the Vikings Normandy. And then 170 years later the Normans took England. Yeah. Right. And the French ruled England for some time. Yeah. They deserved rule forever. Well they hated each other. That's what's called Garfield. You want to read that out loud there? It says Garfield gets adopted by Haitians. Holy shit. And there's a Haitian man biting the face off a Garfield. Well it's. It's the owner. What's his name? Was it Jim? I don't think it was Garfield's owner. Quick round of trivia for you here. I think Jim might have been the fucking author or the cartoonist. Jonathan Quincy. John Q our buckle. That's it. John. John instead of Jim. Whatever dude. What the fuck ever? JQ. Gary's looking at me back there judging me. Fuck you Gary. Now this is a kangaroo yesterday. This last one is one that I think we're going to have to spend some time talking about after. Okay. Well you'll see. It's called the term. It's called National Racism League. Okay. National Racism implies the existence of right competitive racism. The term. Casual racism implies the existence of right competitive racism. So here's what I want to do. Yeah. National Racism League. Uh huh. Right. And it's just like it's kind of like Kill Tony. Town Hall style but everybody's racist. That's great. Yeah. And you get to like, we take one of each race and they just like roast each other until somebody's dead. That's great. And then we actually kill them at the end. Well I mean see which race dies. If it goes to play and they'll kill themselves. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's a good idea. I do too. What do we got up next? That's it. That's it huh. That's the end of the day right now. That's why I said that's the last one. Well shit dude. All right. I didn't know. There's a fucking Hail Mary that pops in there. Big fan. Subscribe to drink a bro's podcast on Patreon if you want to see these by the way. Uh top story of the day over the weekend DOJ published Trump assassination offer. The Justice Department released a chilling letter written by would be Trump assassin Ryan Wesley Ralph on Monday. The DOJ obtained the letter from a witness who says they received it inside a box delivered to them by Ralph several months prior to the assassination attempt. And authorities say the witness opened the box only after hearing Ralph was suspected in the attack. The box contains several handwritten letters as well as ammunition among other things. One of the letters addressed dear world of minute to assassination attempt on Trump. He also offered money to anyone willing to finish the job in the letter Ralph criticized Trump as unfit for office. The detention memo revealed that Ralph traveled from Greensboro, North Carolina to West Palm Beach, Florida on August 14th a month before the September 15th golf course incident. One of Ralph's cell phones pinged south cell towers near Trump's golf course and his Mar-a-Lago residence on multiple days and times from August 18th to September 15th. The memo alleged. In this memo, he also offered $150,000 to anyone who would kill Trump and the DOJ actually published it. So I saw this this morning when I woke up and I don't know what your first thought was but my first thought was, hey dude, by the way, we got 150 out there if you want to take a shot. Yeah, it's like, what's that fucking movie, SWAT, $150 million or whatever that fucking Mexican said? Yeah. Yeah, like why the Christ would the DOJ publish this? They refused to publish the tranny manifesto from the Nashville shooter, right? Now that was allegedly local PD, but it was a federal investigation, so they had their hands in that. It's like, okay, it's interesting the people they decide to be transparent about and the people that they don't decide to be transparent about and you have to wonder why because they said it would be a matter of public safety as to why they shouldn't release the tranny. Would you stop? What the fuck is going on over there? Is that Bob? Yeah, he's running in late making it over, dude. It's been a day. Fucking liberals. So the only reason to publish this is to fucking have somebody else take a shot at him. That's it. There's no reason to publish that there's a fucking $150,000 bounty on this guy, but it does raise a lot of questions. Why would they be so blatant about it? Where the fuck's he getting the money to travel in the first? So this guy's unemployed. It's poor shit. But he's got a fucking house in Hawaii and he's traveling back and forth to Afghanistan Ukraine. Yep. How? It's expensive. It's not cheap. Bob, look up a flight from Hawaii to Ukraine or let's say Poland because I don't know if you can even fly into Ukraine right now. Let's just see what that costs. In addition to the vehicles, the house, and all that stuff, where's all this money coming from? I don't know. I'm looking for flights from Honolulu to Warsaw. Okay. Let's see, this is, it put me in November. So sure. That's fine. 872 round trip, 975 round trip, so on and so forth. I think the craziest part about that number though is pretty disrespectful for a president's head. 150k, that's nothing. That's nothing, dude. That's fucking some shit in the streets of Atlanta, like not the president of the United States. Sure, yeah. Maybe that's all they would give it. Well, maybe that's all he had. Yeah. But I will say this. So looking up those flight numbers right there, yeah, this guy, when you look at him and when you hear him talk, that's a guy who would definitely fly coach with eight layovers all the way to Warsaw and not, it wouldn't be bothered by it. Yeah, all these flights are one day with connectors. Oh, easily. Like one day, 11 hours, one day, three hour. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. What the fuck else does he have to live for? Who is the fucking buddy of ours who's on the show? Doug Stanhope. Remember, he flew around the world, just cashed in all of his miles just to drink for 24 hours straight. Yeah. It is definitely possible. Yeah. I mean, look, you can fly for not that much money, but it's going to be the worst flight of your life. Yeah. Well, that certainly, but then getting from, it's not easy to get from Poland into Ukraine. It's not easy to get from Pakistan into Afghanistan or wherever he flew it in Azerbaijan or somewhere. I don't know. It's just weird that this guy's got the ability to do any of this stuff, which is why the targeting director at the fucking CIA put him on a watch list last June, right? And everybody ignored it for some reason. And now they're publishing his fucking manifesto. Yeah, which is normal. It's very. Here's a fucking bounty on the president. Very odd. Why did they would publish the manifesto on the fucking first place? Yeah. Especially when it's calling for the assassination of a fucking one of the primary candidates and a former president. It's like, what motivation could you possibly have for doing this? It doesn't make any sense. And I'm going to add a story here to piggyback off of this regarding Ukraine. Zelensky today arrived in the US ahead of presenting Biden with a total victory path and plan. He says there in the meantime, he stops with your buddy Shapiro up in Pennsylvania at an ammo factory. Bob, if you'll go ahead and play this clip here. Look at that. They're just signing. Signing ammo together. Yeah, that's two cowards right there that have never been in war making light of dropping bombs on people and killing them. They have no respect for what it takes to actually fight a war. These people shouldn't be in charge of shit. So I wanted to ask you, why would you sign these? It's the gold. It's solidarity. Oh, we hate fucking Russia too. I don't by the way. I don't give two fucks about Russia. Yeah, I don't either. I don't lie awake at night thinking about Russia. Couldn't care less. This isn't fucking red dawn. If it was rocky four, I would care, but that's about it. I was rooting for Russia and that. Were you really? Yeah. Dude, they killed Carl Webbers. Science and technology. Look, he shouldn't have been in the ring then. Well, look, he didn't know the power of them, obviously, like that was a lot of power. You can look at Dolph Lundgren and know that there's power there. If you can't see it, then you should fuck off. I did see it. Dan's just picking Russia over here. Philadelphia. That's it. Pretty well. Wouldn't you? Philadelphia. Of course not. 200 people surrounded a bunch of cops last night and tried to fucking turn their vehicle over. And that was after a narrow win in New Orleans. Philadelphia police also fired bombed an apartment complex in the '80s. Yeah. I mean, Philly is just trash from start to finish. They weren't getting good for a while. God damn it, man. I loved going there. You and I had a bunch of trips there. We never had a problem. Center City is dope. Isn't that where we go? Yeah. Like Center City. Yeah, but you can get robbed by like a 15-year-old on a dirt bike. That's what I heard. I only, if you're not paying attention, Dolph Lundgren. You can get attention, you can close line black children that are driving around on dirt bikes. And it's easier because you're not going to see them. That's called "glass half full" motherfucker. Yeah. As long as it's at night. You know what, at night? Center City, I don't have my head on a swivel like that. As long as they don't smile. Exactly. You can't see them. And then Bob, play that clip next to it because I always find this one interesting and it's nice to play from time to time here. Now this conjunction of an immense military establishment and a large arms industry is new in the American experience. The total influence, economic, political, even spiritual, is felt in every city, every state house, every office of the federal government. We recognize the imperative need for this development. Yet we must not fail to comprehend its grave implications. Our toil, resources, and livelihood are all involved. So is the very structure of our society. In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist. We must never let the weight of this combination endanger our liberties or democratic processes. We should take nothing for granted. Only an alert and knowledgeable citizenry can compel the proper meshing of the huge industrial and military machinery of defense with our peaceful methods and goals. So that security and liberty may prosper together. We got some sponsors to put this shit wagging on the air first and foremost, go spit.com/drinkinbros. You know it's 50% off. 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Bengals got a win tonight. Therefore, I'm going with the Bengals minus six and a half tonight. As though undefeated, a lot of weird football, which we talk about on the "Drinkinbros Sports" show. It's strange out there. College is going pretty much according to plan except for Mizzou, which we'll get to later, but everything else is on the table here. Let's go. 340 prop bets per game on every single football game on mybookie. Their live casinos are the best in the biz you're playing against real dealers all over the world. The mics are turned off though, so you can't scream at them. You can check out Hot Bob and Delco's Blackjack. Their Friday night Blackjack show on sports where you can see those real dealers. It's a blast. Big fan. You can bet on everything under the sun right now and a rare double header tonight on Monday night football. Head on over to mybookie.com and end up from a good drinking, bros. All that first deposit all the way up to $1,000. 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Interestingly, Trump is the only one who doesn't want war mean either. And I don't want to send these fucking shitbirds money. Now the reason I pop this story in there today is here's the interesting part about this. So Zelensky is going to go meet with Biden allegedly if he's up at that time, not really sure. Also says he's going to sit down with Kamala Harris and walk her through this plan of victory. Now here's where he gets interesting. He also said he's going to meet up with Trump and chat with him as well about how to go forward with a path toward victory. Trump should beat his ass. Great. If you take like take his shoes of his watch like, Hey, that belongs to us. Our money paid for that little fuck. Yeah. Is there anybody when I went to read this today? Is there anybody? Because I was surprised he's going to meet Trump. Is there anybody that would get this over quicker than Trump right now? Like, I think he would just say, Look, man, give up that fucking chunk of land. Let's call it a day and then finish this up, man. Yeah. I finally got caught up in Delco's algorithm over the weekend too with those Ukraine Russian videos. Holy shit. I was unaware that those were out there, dude. Tonight, man. It really is. Goddamn it. I did not ask for this life, but I see you do get blown up by drones at least three times a day now. It crossed over finally and I saw one this morning and I was like, God damn, is that your algorithm? Okay. And then those Russians, man, leaving just fucking gnarly FaceTime videos for their wives. Just saying what a fucking shit hole and everything that's going on right before they're about to die. Yeah. Super interesting because not great. No, when you date back to all the wars we've had in history, you're in trouble. You wrote a letter home or something like that. Now you can just turn on your fucking phone and be like, Oh, right. Well, here's what happened. Everybody got bums, his guts all over my face. And this one guy said the Russian military was like a used condom and he was in the Russian military. Yeah. I saw a Ukrainian executed Russian in front of his girlfriend on FaceTime. Mm hmm. And that's nice, you know, and give the phone to Shelly and then, that's fucking brutal. But I think war wise, you got to be rooting for Trump. I think Zelensky deep down, knowing that you're two and a half and looking to be three and by the time the presidency changes, either with Kamala or Trump at the end of January, that war started three years ago in February. I think he just wants to get this over with. And I think he's looking for an ounce with a Trump that it's like, Hey dude, they weren't going to help us anymore. Yeah. They're not going to give us any more fucking money. So we're going to give up part of this land and we're going to fucking end this war because we can't fight anymore without them. Yeah. Yeah. That's probably right. Is that the best outcome though? Well, what are you going to do if she gets in there to get more money? The reason that, um, that they're trying to kill Trump, the reason that they're trying to imprison him, cheat to win elections, you know, assassinate his character, so on, is that he represents a real choice, right, between one set of standards and a completely separate set of standards. Where in American politics, you typically don't see that. What you see is the magician's choice and the principle of force, right? So the magician's choice is essentially a magician. Think of just like a guy doing close, close up magic. He wants you to pick between two choices. Usually it's like cards or some bullshit like that. So he'll divide a deck of cards in the two piles, one and two. Let's say that the magician knows the card he wants to reveal at the end is in the first pile in order to show that everything is done randomly. The final outcome is actual magic. He allows the audience to choose which of the two piles, right? But his card, the one that he wants you to choose is going to be on the bottom or top of one of those two piles. So when he puts them back together, he knows exactly where that card is always. This is the same thing that's going on with American elections for the last thousand fucking years, right? It is two military, industrial, complex, approved persons that regardless of who gets chosen, if you move a couple of other pieces around, you can still get that war. You can still get whatever it is you need out of that, right? And the principle of force is like, it is setting the conditions that force you to choose what the magician wants you to choose, right? Sometimes very subtle. Like one card is kind of a little bit out of place or there's a mark on it or something like that, or it draws your attention. Another way of saying is like the magician forces the audience to choose what you want. So your so verbal manipulation is another way to do it, right? So which card do you want and you say want as your hand is over a certain part of the deck and they'll choose that part? A lot of ways to do it. This is the other part. This is the propaganda part of American elections and it is, they limit you to two choices which are not real choices at all, right? One from the left and one from the right allegedly, although we know that these people don't in any way represent the left or the right in any traditional sense. And then they try to narrow it down in the population as much as they can and force you to make the choice that they want you to make by saying, well, she's way up in the polls because nobody wants to vote for a loser or he's going to be the end of democracy because nobody wants that even though we're not a democracy. It's basic human psychology that plays out in theaters across the country every single day and still we do not see this happening. It is a big fucking problem. So that's, forget about any other bullshit that's going on. It is the military industrial complex and their ability to fleece the American public of money. That's all that matters. That's the only thing that matters in this world. Well, for me, if Zwenski is doing photo ops like this and videos and everything else, if he meets with Trump, if I'm Trump, I make the statement afterwards like, hey, man, the whole process of this is to get the fuck out of there and stop sending money over there. And how do we do that as quick as possible? And I think that'll really help with voters. I'm sick of seeing this fucking guy here and why he's there? I don't really know. I put out a post about yesterday on Twitter and somebody was like, oh, he's going to check on to see where the money is being spent for American jobs to build this fucking bullshit for him. And it was like, motherfucker, we've already given him so much money. Like now you're going to come up and check on American workers in Pennsylvania, make sure they're doing the job, like get the fuck out of here. And being here, what five weeks before the election now at this point, does that help or hurt either side? I wouldn't want that fucking guy near me right now. War is deeply unpopular. Get the fuck out of my face, but no, they showed up and they're signing fucking bombs and shit. So good for them. Good for you guys. Next up that'll bleed into this one, US. Is it on the brink of war? The death toll from Israel strikes in Lebanon has risen to 356 according to the Lebanese health ministry. This includes 24 children, 42 women, the ministry shed in the statements on Monday regarding the ongoing strikes in southern Lebanon. And I don't know those other two words, so I'm not going to do it. All right, I'm not going to do it today. I don't want to hear it. I had a lot to drink last night during the Falcons game. The ministry said that at least 1,246 people had been injured and adding the situation remain fluid as authorities continue to assess the impact of the attacks. It is the deadliest day of strikes from Israel in the country since the 2006 war. Now the US military is sending a small number of US military personnel forward to the Middle East to augment the forces already in the region. That doesn't sound great. No boots on the ground went to a small force of US troops. This is how Vietnam started. Yeah. Yeah. What have you heard? What do you mean? Buddies overseas? Anybody else? Do they want to go to war? Are we getting in this fucking thing with Israel? What's going to happen? I guess. Well, it's, I don't know, I don't know about that. I haven't talked to anybody because this is the first that I'm hearing we're sending troops over there. But it was just announced today this morning. Was it really? No shit because watching it over the weekend, I don't know if you watched some of the footage or anything that's going on, you're pretty much looking at five strike points there at that point. You got Lebanon, you got Iran, you got Gaza, and then there's a couple more that you have your eyes on right now. Yeah. We could easily go to fucking war over this shit. Well, I mean, it's none of our business. I agree. I couldn't care less about Israel. I don't care. I mean, certainly, I believe it has the right to exist and defend itself and do whatever the fucking wants. Frankly, I don't give a shit. But I couldn't care less if it does. Doesn't affect my life. I don't care. I don't care. It's like, oh, there are only friend in the region. Okay. Cool. Why do we need friends in that region? I don't know. Why do we need the region? Like, just fuck off. Whoa it up. Yeah. I mean, we don't have to do anything. We could just build a wall around our own country and don't let those assholes in here. That's it. Super easy. Super easy stuff. Block the flights, block all of it until they figure it the fuck out and want to behave like adults. Yeah. Otherwise, fuck off, Middle East. But this sucks. This is the first time I'm reading this. Why? Can you even get into a fucking more five weeks before an election? Here's the way that you justify that. It's like children. It's like being a child. You stand in somebody's way or you get close enough to them to irritate them. So when they fucking slap you, you're like, he fucking hit me. You know what I mean? That's what America does. We put our bases all over the place and then somebody rolls through one of our bases, but it's in their neighborhood. And we're like, oh, that's American soil. Like, oh, is it right? So that's why we have to send people over there to defend the places we shouldn't be in the fucking first place. That's why. I'm not happy about this. And I certainly wouldn't want her leading it if we are in a fucking war. Jesus Christ. Who's that? You think Harris? Oh, she'll be fine. You think so? She's not in charge now, nor has she ever been, nor was Biden at any point. You know, I think Trump was probably the last person that was actually in charge of the military. Did you see the meeting they had over the weekend that Joe Biden went on Friday? Oh, yeah. And then the next day, Biden did his own. Why? To get pictures. They chopped up a bunch of content afterwards and published pictures and they'll keep publishing pictures from that meeting until the election, right? Just show that he's with it. But he sat down and he goes, Hey, I'm going to turn this over to Jill Biden. And then she did the rest of the events with leaders around the world. And you're like, Wait, what the fuck is going on here? Yeah, she's an idiot, by the way, and no one elected her. She's a doctor. Damn. Okay. She's a doctor first. Idiot. Second. But can you just do that? Have your wife come in there and be like, Okay, cool. She's going to take this meeting with all the world leaders today. So is bring your wife to work today. Was it? Yeah. So. Did any other president have they ever done that? Woodrow. Nancy Reagan. Yeah, and I guess Reagan too. Nancy Reagan was taking all of Ron's appointments for like the last 18 months. Yeah. When he was fucking, what do you have dementia? Alzheimer's. Yeah. But what's your Wilson's wife actually took an active role in governance for some amount of time? Yeah. Out of choice. No, because really? Yeah, necessity, because he was fucking brain. He had a stroke and yeah, and was just gone. And she basically wanted to just keep things rolling with the, with all the shit he wanted to do. Ah, so we've got, this is the third president that's now gone through that, huh? Well, technically I think FDR probably dealt with some of that as well during his third and fourth terms. I would imagine. Probably not, dude. He was rolling around the White House to do when we leave the ship. I was getting hand jobs right after the moment he died. He sure was. That's what he did. Yeah. That one springs wash all over your body and you can really get jacked off properly down there in Georgia. Speaking of which, I would have all the Jimmy Carter stuff today. So see if you don't like the football, don't like Bob and I have a bet on the line. So like, I have something to lose here. You know that I have everything to lose here. I, I've, I, Oh, Bob, a sign picture of Jimmy Carter, if he makes it to a hunch. I don't think that's going to be hard to find. It's, it's just kind of pricey. That's all you know. It's what we've less than two weeks, I think eight days, Bob. Yeah. I think we should. October 1st. What if I start selling signed pictures of Jesus? That'd be great. Would you guys buy those? Yeah. I would. The audience, would you buy that if I did it? Because I'll do it right now. But you would have to leave a quote underneath. Oh, everyone. Yeah. I'll individualize each quote. We got to authenticate it. I mean, look, Etsy's loaded with these. Are they really? That would be way better than that bullshit. I'm too sick. J. Christ. His last name wasn't Christy. Would you? That was an honorific given to him after the fact. What was his real name? Jesus of Nazareth is what he really went to as. Yeah. J.A.V.N. doesn't really ring off the. I think J.A.V.N. sounds way better. J.A.V.N. than J.C. J.C. Kinds, it's, it's pretty pimpy. Uh, we have a, if you have $20,000 to spare a custom Jesus Christ rookie card. Fuck, dude. What are the stats on the back of that stuff? Yeah, where was he, where was he at there? What college did he go to? Uh, you know what? What I crossed? I don't know what the hell is on the back of this. Yeah. I went to Mormon one. Merman. Mountain Jews. We don't do that. Yeah, I don't know about that. But the front of it looks sweet. Look, it's aged in everything. It's just like, all right, cool. I'm going to have Brandon make some prints of the whitest, blondest, blondest blue-idest Jesus. And I'm going to start selling real Jesus. Yeah. Signing pictures. Maybe I'll do Muhammad as well. You might as well rip our old design from Rowdy Gentleman, the Rowdy Jesus. Oh, let's see. Yeah, find that one. Let's see it. Yeah. Let me see that. I think I remember this. Yeah. We were even bought. We were selling them in stores and then a lot of the southern stores kind of cut ties with us because of this. Oh, yeah. I had that. I had that shirt. I had it. You guys did that? Yeah, we did this. I own that shirt. We're just stopped doing it because we upset too many conservatives. Oh, that's so funny, dude. We'll sell that shirt. Is that still raised? I don't know. That still exists. I mean, this website's still up, but who knows, you know? Let's make it a blonde hair and then we'll rip it. Well, that's too many colors though for that kind of print. That's true. I like the negative with... I did too. It looks nice. Yeah. God damn, it's a great one. What'd they say? The Bible got pissed off? Yeah, yeah. A little too sacrilegious. Yeah. I understand it. Chick-fil-A wasn't open yesterday. Bob, was it? No. You're not stating last night. I was in that stadium last night. No Chick-fil-A. There wasn't friends. But we did get free hot dogs. Oh, yeah. It's a special day. Well... He inducted himself... He inducted himself in his own whole thing. His own whole thing. Jesus Christ, dude. Okay, so we're going to make Jesus Prince and I'm going to sign him. Great. We'll see about the other gods. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Because I like Muhammad when we've got to find a good picture. Muhammad! I think he just changed this to like a drinking bro's bandana on top of him. Boom. It looks like a lot of our audience. Yeah. Jesus already, you know? That's what I'm going to grow my hair out to. Yeah. It's the sweet Jesus right there. I've been on this. Let's go. Well, you know, for... It's going to be a poster and not a shirt, so we can use more colors. Okay. Look, I'm all in, dude. So I'm maybe blind to work on that. I'll have Jay make something. I'll take Jesus on a T-shirt. Jesus on a bandana. We'll put the T-shirt out. But this... I'm not going to sign those. I'm only going to sign the picture. The Prince. Yeah. Yeah. I like that. I like that. Roman with a spear rookie card. That's not a bad idea. Oh, shit. Anyways. Great. I wonder. Um, tops. Ah. I'm going old school. I played a Roman door in the stations of the cross in 8th grade. Did you really? I did. You win or lose? I won. Look at you. I mean, I killed Jesus. We don't do stations of Sunday when he rises. Well, hey, you know, the guy who stabbed Jesus could have been the biggest winner in all of human history, right? Why is that? Because he precipitated the largest religion in human history. Mm. That part of it. And then also had the opportunity to get saved after also killed a God, killed a God. Killed a God. Still went to heaven. Technically. Well, it's possible that he was able to do that. The goat. Um, we got to find that guy. Sell his pictures. Sure. Do. Sure. Do. Uh, next up the military industrial complex chooses Kamala to go back to the last two stories we're talking about here, probably not the endorsement you wanted over 700 national security and military officials endorse Kamala Harris for president Sunday and a letter that said the vice president defends America's democratic ideals while former president Trump endangers them allegedly. The latest boost for Harris's campaign comes days after more than 100 Republican national security leaders endorsed the democratic presidential nominee for presidents, including nine staffers who served in the Trump White House. No shock there either. Most of those guys lasted a fucking day. The contrast with Mr. Trump is clear where vice president Harris is prepared and strategic. He is impulsive and ill informed per the letter, which features signatures from the defense secretary Chuck Egel and got somebody from the Obama administration. Who's this? Navy Rear Admiral Michael Smith. Under criticizing Trump for praising adversarial dictators, including, uh, China's Xi Ping, North Korea's Kim Jong Un and Russia's Vladimir Putin, as well as the terrorist leaders of Hezbollah. Uh, to be clear, we don't have a democratic system here. Okay. We just don't. Uh, so if you want to kind of look back here at the past few days, uh, she was endorsed by the military industrial complex, uh, also the IRS, which is fun. Uh, thank God, because we got those new 85,000 people that started and everybody's getting fucking audited right now. Uh, no, a couple of you reached out over the weekend and, uh, I'm sorry, and it sucks. Um, and then Putin himself, uh, endorsed her as well. So that's it. It looks like the choice has cleared and it's been made. No needs to vote or anything like that. But he said, uh, well, the Kremlin said that, that Putin was joking about that. So maybe he was, um, but yeah, we don't have, uh, we, we're in a constitutional republic. That's one, um, and more importantly, Trump kept us out of wars. All the people that they mentioned that he was praising, we didn't get into wars with any of them while Trump was president. And once he wasn't president, we got into wars with all of them. Yeah. Yeah. See how that works. Yep. And then the military industrial complex will 700 of these assholes will endorse, call my hairs. Yeah. Along with the entire Cheney family, neocons from the old party, all the war hawks and the IRS. Yeah. Does that sound like the kind of person you want lead in the country, somebody that gets you into wars and wants to tax you more? Are you fucking kidding me? Like how is, I don't understand how anybody could possibly vote for this stupid bitch. You don't understand democracy? Yeah. Because we don't have one in the dark and it's in danger and Trump and everything else. Uh, yeah. Oh, look, I don't get it, man. Um, I don't get what's going on with any of this shit though. Like it doesn't make any sense to me. Bob, I'm going to send you this picture here. Now that you're back, Bobby, I'm going to text it to you here. Mr. DM, uh, I'm going to text it, I think. Um, I was able to pull it over. We can, a lot of weird shit over the weekend, fucking people raging everywhere. Uh, one was, was awesome from a toilet. Some, one of those guys who sent on a toilet when the pager went off and, uh, man, that was a fucking wild one to me. So I'm going to send that to Bob, um, just because you're back and it's funny. Let's get some gorgo and fucking dudes to it. So that one's the toilet. We'll pop that up. I'll pop that one up first and then, uh, and then I'll put the other one here. Yeah. You're welcome. And I'll pop that one up first just because it's a cute picture. It's fun. Yeah. It's fun and flirty and I like it. Airdrop it here. And then I'll look up the teleprompter one here from, uh, over, that one was the biggest surprise to me. I was just like, oh, okay, cool, um, and that one I'll send via DM. So this is awesome right here. This is my fave, um, sitting on the toilet. I think one of our listeners sent this in and said Taco Bell or Hezbollah and it was a great, it was a great one. I forget your name, but, uh, shout out to you for, for sending that to me. That's how powerful that fucking thing was dude. Imagine just pulling down your pants, ready to take a fucking sweet, sweet Duke and then boom. A whole fucking toilet blows up. I'll toilet blows up. All right, Bob. DM'd you, uh, the, uh, the one on Twitter here that you can show. So again, back to what I said towards the top of the show with the teleprompter and shit. It's like, bro, when you, when your own speech is up on a teleprompter for you and you're supposedly doing a live 90 minute interview, that's fucking insane to me. Absolutely fucking insane to me. Now Oprah's words should be up there, but not the speech that you just gave. When you have these teleprompters and you're sitting there in a shot like that, she's clearly reading off of the other teleprompter over there. And what are we doing? Uh, I don't understand the candidacy. I'm not really sure what's going on. I saw it was, uh, I think Sunday night, she said she wanted another debate, but it had to be on CNN for some reason. They've already done one on CNN. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He, he, uh, Trump offered to do a debate on, uh, Fox, right? Fox. No. Now we're not doing that. And then it's like, well, how about CNN? And he's like, no, we've already done that too. Well, we're all set. And they're like, you're afraid. Like, okay. Okay. Okay. Cool. Uh, with 43 days left, I say, fuck it. Um, is that JD Vance walls one on though? Did they announce that at all? Uh, because that one I'd be curious to see, I guess, because yeah, the other thing that was, um, it is. Oh, what day does it, uh, Tuesday, October 1st. Fuck. You know what day that is. I know. I do know what day that is. Jimmy Carter's Hondo. That's JC's fucking Hondo that day. Uh, maybe we'll go live for it. Eight o'clock. Yeah. You want to go live for that? Let's do it. Um, I'm not sure how I'm supposed to concentrate with, with Carter turning a hunch. Yeah. We'll be blackout drunk that night, dude, uh, for, for Carter, uh, peach hard AF all night for a Georgia play. Yeah. Yeah. That's all we're doing. Yeah. I'm playing Georgia songs all night. I'll bring you some Jara peanuts in. Please do. Yeah. Why don't you, you should dress like a peanut. I'll wear a Mr. Pina. Can I have a little peanut? Yeah. I got you a mask. I get you a Jimmy Carter mask. It's supposed to be on Friday. Hell yeah. I'm gonna wear one too. And, and solid air. I still think I, we, I've, I've looked up the actor's name. I'll have to look up again. I think a great guest would be the guy from, uh, the bankrupt movie, Patrick Swayze, who wore the Jimmy Carter mask. Oh, I fucking love that guy. Yeah. Point break. Yeah. Point break. He's great. He might be dead actually. It's a decent chance. And that one, that one hurt my soul as well. And then who? Yeah. Let's go fucking live that night. Um, for the debate. You want to do it? Um, October 1st. Yeah. Let's do it. Yeah, why not. All right. Great. That'll be our live show Bob. If you want to change the schedule on that, we'll, we'll take out that show that afternoon. And then we'll just go live on YouTube for the whole debate and we'll fucking show it to you. Have some laughs. Have some fun that night next week. Let's do it. Add a boy. Uh, next up we got Muslims for Trump. What? It's former mayor, actually the current mayor of a Muslim majority city in Michigan says he's endorsing Donald Trump in the 2024 election, calling the former commander in chief the right choice for this critical time, a mere galib, uh, mayor of the Detroit area suburb, ham traumac. I know I've said that wrong and I don't care. Don't fucking come for me. Don't send me one goddamn DM. I don't care about a city like that. Okay. I don't live there. And I don't give a shit. It's not a Muslim. You can keep the goddamn city. I don't need a pronunciation lesson. All right. Fucking assholes. Uh, he announced his endorsement of Trump in a Facebook post on Sunday while admitting he and Trump didn't agree on everything you think, uh, he said, uh, that he regarded the former commander in chief as a man of principles, uh, though it's looking good. He may or may not win the election and be the 47th president in the United States, but I believe he is the right choice at this critical time. He wrote an Arabic on his Facebook page. That's why I couldn't read it's, um, I will not regret my decision, no matter what the outcome would be. And I'm ready to face the consequences for this and many other reasons I announced my support and endorsement for the former and hopefully next president in the United States, Donald Trump. He also added, uh, now let the caravan begin its journey. This is just the starting points. All right. That was probably a bad choice of words there, okay, maybe leave that part out because I'll lose the bombing and, uh, caravan of illegals coming over the border. Uh, who is this guy? Can you pop him up on screen here? Yeah. All right. Is he all wrapped up or is he normal? Okay. Look at him. I was trying to figure out what nationality he was tough call there. I don't know. Yemeni. Yeah. Many interesting. Yeah. That is interesting. Yeah. Um, yeah. Is this a big deal? Yeah, your name. I know Michigan's the swing state. Um, it's not great for a Camelot. I mean, there, I think, I don't, I don't think they actually support trumpeting. I think they're doing it just to show the democratic party that they don't like all that Jew stuff. I'm not kidding. No, I know, but there's nothing you can do about it. Yeah. Knock it off. I think you just would have said that in the statement. Hey, man. Look, we're coming out for choice. They did a thick southern accent. We don't like all that Jew stuff. The other side's trying to do, man. I think that's probably as close to reality as we're going to get. I don't know. Bob, how big is that weird town that I can't pronounce? I'm going to scan it. I'm going to scan it. I'm going to scan it. Ham-tramp. Oh, it's ham-tramp. Ham-tramp. Tramp. Is that a K at the end of that? I'm not hearing it. It's not great. I'm not hearing it. It's not... Look at that big 30,000 people, but it's a suburb. Okay, Detroit. It's a suburb of Detroit. Yeah. I wonder if Gary and Joel were there for that last episode of Street Guns, or they were in Detroit. I wonder if they popped on in a... Ham-trunk-quank. That's just too many fucking weird consonants in there. I don't like it. What the fuck are you laughing about over there, all right? I am a good trink. Are you from Michigan? No, he's not. Okay. What are you laughing about then, all right? An unimpressive... Ham-trunk. An unimpressive Zillow. Oh boy, what do we got there and Ham-a-kat-trink. A lot of 200s. 200? A couple of 300s. For a house? Yeah. How big are these houses? A 1,400 square foot. Wow, Bob. That's small. There's one for 750. 1 for 750. There's one for 750. Yeah, there's one. Ooh! It's a big boy. Look at that. I think this is... For the little Muslim in you, and you can get that house. Yay! Uh, we can really blow up with lots of things here. Fits many people. It's 30, 3500 square feet. That's a big fucking house there. 750 and Ham-kat-trink. No fucking thanks, bro. I'm gonna fucking beach house for that much, dude. These ghosts, obviously not West, but yeah, I'm not going up to Ham-kat-trink. That's some fucking trying to hide gold and shit. Yeah, look, if it's 30,000 people in this town with that influence and election, yes. Yes, it would. And that's a lot. What was it? Did Michigan come down to like 100... It was 100... It was 100,000. Yeah. Yeah. So, fuck man, I don't know. Good for him, I guess, but the rest of this, I kind of just want to run out the clock on it. I think this is more bad for a comma than good for Trump. It is. I mean, all this shit, like everybody's trying to jam in these last fucking few things as they get going here and then they're trying to come up with a surprise. So far, the surprise was RFK was having an affair. To me, that is the least shocking thing I've heard, especially when his homegirl was hot. I mean, the real problem is that he staged her body in a fucking tricycle accident in Central Park after he was done with her. So... Great if he did. I mean, great if he did. Yeah. She's not working there, by the way. I kind of let her out of there. Who's the she... That chick he was having an affair with? Not the... Olivia and Izzy. Yeah. You want to pop her up, Bob? Yeah. This is your type for sure. Relatively famous. Who's type? Bob's. Blonde here? And pop her up there. Look at that. That's a great one. Look at that sexy little fucking minks. Yeah. I mean, he is. I mean, he's... He's not little. He's a normal-sized dude. Apparently... Is he really? Yeah. He's like fucking 5'11 or... He doesn't have that tall energy. Is he really? I think he's 5'10. I think he's 5'10. How tall is homegirl there? Well, this isn't like a side... They're not standing next to each other. We don't know that. Yeah, we do. We don't know that. No. Technology. Actually, anyway. RFK Jr. listed at 6'1. What? I don't think that's true. That's false. That's false. What about her? What about homegirl? I mean, just to let you know, JFK and JFK Jr. both also 6'1. Get the fuck out of here. I would have said 6'3" for JFK. Huh. 6'1. All right. That's tall as fuck for the '40s, '50s, '60s, like the average male height was shorter than. He looks like a Popeye type, you know, where he's... Like, putt likes kind of stockier and smaller. If he's 6'1, man, that'd be shocking in real life. I mean, you could see how he could rip the head off a bear or a whale or whatever. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, he used a chainsaw for that. That still takes a lot of strength. Sure does. But he's strong, dude. I mean, forearm grip. I bet he ate a bunch of spinach that day. Fied a guess. It is true, though. Fucking people are going at him because he was only benching like 115 incline and he's like 70 years old. I know shit. And he's jacked as fuck, dude. I mean, when I do incline, I really only do 200 pounds or so just to get like incline is really important to get full range of motion. What do you... Yeah, I don't really go past 225. People are upset with him. The people are mad about that? Why don't people just... I don't even do like a flat bar incline doesn't even do anything in my opinion. You got to use dumbbells for that anyways. So he was kind of cheating. But it was outdoor workout. It was for show, right? He was at that, uh, Gold's in... In Venice. In Venice, yeah. Yeah, he ran on the beach. He's been jacking up. So many gay dudes have gotten AIDS within two blocks of that fucking place. Oh, yeah. Like, for real. There's so much AIDS there. My office was down by there and I almost got it one day. I almost got it one day. No. I was sucking too many dicks and then I had to quit. Speaking of that. Speaking of that, well, let me ask you here with this picture, pop it up one more time here. So I get why he would do it. Obviously, homegirl's, you know, 33 years old. Apparently, she was one of many whores in his stable to include Cheryl Hines. Yeah. He had like 46. Yeah. What? Yeah. Yeah, like 46. And Cheryl Hines was married when they started dating. Yeah. I mean, guys, like, are we forgetting what his last name is? He's a Kennedy. He's a fucking Kennedy. He's dragging his dick through everything. Tiger can't change his stride. No. This man is pre-programmed to fuck. That is all he's doing. I just, I just, I'm trying to imagine that voice on top of you like, you know, it's just, I'm going to fucking, I'm going to fucking come, oh, I'm going to shoot my fucking love. What if he was a Hulk Hogan? Oh, brother? Just say in the end. Oh, man, brother. I feel like a pig. I feel like a pig. Well, yeah. But as RFK. It's RFK doing an impression. Imagine walking in a rainy savage squat fucking your wife, dude, like he had her bent over and he's got two legs around her, two legs, and he's fucking spreading those cheeks and really getting in there, you know, and a cup of coffee in the big time. Yeah. At that point. Yeah. When you walk in, he asked you to hand him something. Yeah. Hand me the fucking TV, man. I got to try sets today, brother. That would be fucking awesome. Yeah. Let me see you leave the room at that point. That's bottom. Yeah. That's bottom. But this, dude, walking in on JFK, fucking your wife, dude, or girlfriend, he gets up coming. Gross. Gross. Yeah. I would probably fuck him up pretty bad. Yeah. Yeah. But maybe they had something in their marriage where they said it's cool. We'll see. I don't know. Hollywood. Who cares? What's up, Macklemore fucking sucks, dude. You wrote faggot in there. I did, yeah. Is he gay, though? Yeah. Oh, he is. Okay, good. Well, I don't know. That's not what that word means to me. But probably. He has a fun word for us. He explicitly said that he's not gay in that song. The fact that you're more gay people, yeah. Okay. The fact that you have to. Well, no, he did a huge song that was about gay people. So I was like, is he gay? And then he-- Because I don't actually want to call a gay guy a faggot. You know that, right? Just want to use it for a friend. Yeah, he's not gay. He's not gay. That song was brilliantly spoofed by Andy Samberg and the movie pop star. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Andy does not get enough love. No, he doesn't. He rarely misses. Well, he had a lot of flops in the box office, but they were all hits, in my mind. He's not a great actor. Hot Rod is awesome. A really good writer. And his digital shorts were the greatest of all time. Hot Rod is one of the best movies of all time. It is. I love Hot Rod. I love Hot Rod. Ian McShane to even do that, stupid shit. Oh, yeah, that was great. Yeah, it was great. Andy McBride belongs in that movie. Ian McShane doesn't belong anywhere near that. Ian McShane is one of the best actors of all time. But that's what makes great comedies. If you get a hardcore drama guy like that in there, that's awesome. I mean, don't forget his mom, too, with Sissy Space X. Yeah, Sissy Space X. What the fuck? Oh, in the movie? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was great. Everybody else in the movie makes sense. Arnett, Isla Fisher, fucking Chris Parnell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They all make sense. But Bill Hader, not Ian McShane and Sissy Space X, that doesn't-- Ah, that's great. It's not OK, actually, that they did that. I love it. I love it. They did it. They also have some of the best sports documentary spoofs. Yup. Those are great. The seven days in Hell was awesome. Seven days in Hell was incredible, incredible. But rapper Macklemore told a crowd in Seattle, all the concert goers, fuck America. I saw this video over the weekend. Going to the recent video that's been circulating online. And he also made a song that said Palestine will live forever and a performance shared on X. Straight up, say it. I'm not going to stop you. I'm not going to stop you, Macklemore said. To the crowd. Yeah. Fuck America. Grammy winning performer said, sending the crowd into cheers. The video was shared on X by journalist Cam Higbee. So if you want to pop that up, Bob, we can play. This is where I saw it, too. Doesn't really make a lot of sense to me here why you would do this. Before we play it, who is an actual Macklemore fan? Kids. Yeah. I would think she'd like children. Is he like the John Cena of "Terminal Eel" with music? Well, pretty much, because it's catchy and fun, and whenever you catch the songs without the curse words in them, you're good. And then you forget that you're like, oh, all right. These are horrific. But this is surprising, and I don't really understand what his relation is to Palestine or what the fuck's going on here. Play this video. Straight up, say it. I'm not going to stop you. I'm not going to stop you. Yeah. Fuck America. Love, love, love to see Macklemore put out a performance in Gaza just for the people, you know? Yeah. Maybe have a music festival right down the street. Yeah, in Israel. Yeah. Let's see what happens. They've got an opening on October 6th. This guy is such a fucking faggot, and this, the idea, like, oh, some people are across the world are affected by politics that have nothing to do with us via folk America. This country that made you wealthy beyond your fucking wildest imagination and provides you the opportunity to walk on stage and actually say that at the same time, right? Both of those things, prosperity and free speech and a secure environment for the first time in human history, for the most part, right? Fuck, fuck, dude. Fuck America. Fuck America. We don't have any fucking problems anymore, so we have to create these problems. It's weird. Yeah. The other thing that's weird to me about this is the timing of it where we don't have a lot of protests going on right now, at least it seems, or the media is just not covering it because of the election. I'm not sure which one it is, but to come out and say this, when you're pretty much a family like Macklemore is a family brand or used to be before this, you're just kind of setting your career on fire for no reason whatsoever. Like take the money, go to Dubai, do the things, continue to play thrift store, and then shit would be fine. I mean, are people still paying attention to this guy? That last video got a lot of traction just because of the timing of it? What was the video? I don't remember. It was the name of the song in here. So, Baba, go to YouTube and pull up Palestine, we'll live forever and see how many views it has. I remember when he came out with this a couple months ago. So his last album, I believe, bombed, like his last like full studio album. Is that the phrase you wanted to use? Palestine is not a thing now. No. How's it going to live forever when it's not a thing? No, sure. I mean, it is pretty much fucking wiped off the map right now. Yeah, it's getting close. It's never been on any map. That's not true. Indiana Jones. Really? Yeah. No shit, dude. It's a little known documentary from the 1970s. Yeah, I love Indiana Jones. What was the name of his thing? Oh, that's it. Heinz Hall, Bob. Well, Heinz Hall is the place he's performed. Correct. No. So this was about Columbia and the Columbian students there. Yeah, they... Oh, that's right. Heinz Hall is the... Yeah, it went that they took over, whatever. How many views? That's up. 3.8 milli. That's not a lot. It's not a lot. Yeah. Because it went viral. Yeah, it's a grift song. It is. It's got the thrift song and the grift song. It's a great line. Ugh. It is. We should make a song about rape. Yeah. We're against it. Big time. Money, please. Yeah. Thank you. Just a bad, just protect him properly. And a system that was designed by white supremacy. Jesus Christ, terrible. This is... This is a system designed by white supremacy. I had to end it. God damn it, dude. That was... That was... Whenever a white is mansplaining fucking white shit, it's just like, God damn it, what is wrong with you, man? Like, he was a fucking hardcore drug addict back in the day. So, like, the fact that he's even alive and then allowed to do this shit, and this is fucking America, cool, bro. Just take a flight over there. Bob found a pretty cheap one, dude. 872. Yeah. You got 14 stops. I mean, he's a white kid from the suburbs of Seattle. Yeah. Of course, he hates America. Yeah. I'm not shocked by it. It's just... Just pathetic. But just lighten your brand on fire for no reason, doesn't make any sense to me. He's going after that Palestine money. Sometimes he's the right thing. Rob, what did you say? You saw it tweet the other day that was like, "Every right-wing conspiracy you've ever heard is true in Seattle." Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That was one of my favorite tweets I saw. It was like, "Every... The craziest right-wing conspiracy theory you've ever heard is true in Seattle. Three out of the 10 city council members are actively trying to get it to happen." Yep. No matter what it is, it's true in Seattle. True in Seattle. Weird place. Weird place. So, yeah, if you're out there and you're listening to Malcolm War, I mean, maybe play this video for us. Maybe get your testosterone checked. What the fuck, dude? This is our meme. Next up, yeah. We totally have a president. President Biden became confused and lost track of events during a press conference alongside India's Prime Minister on Saturday. The incident came when Biden was supposed to introduce Prime Minister Narendra Modi out of Wilmington, Delaware. Why even give me these folks? You could just say Modi. I mean, no. Everybody knows him as Modi. Damn it. No one says his first name ever. Don't write the first name. Dan writes the news, dude. He does it to fuck with me. This bullshit, dude. I'm not going to get an in the rendra. Or what was it? Bekwankwin. What was that fucking city in Michigan? Bekwankwin. Oh, yeah. Bekwankwaff. With the 19 Ks in it says the incident came when Biden was supposed to introduce him. Instead, he became confused and appeared to think he was waiting for a question from reporters. And then an announcer introduced his Modi following an uncomfortable pause. Go ahead and play it. I want to thank you all for being here. And now we'll introduce you next. Oh, shit. He just asked me. Who's next? Oh, my God. Dude. Fuck it. Let's go. Wow. This is wild. Distinguished guests. The prime minister of the Republic of India. What the fuck is going on, dude? I don't even think that's being seen out. I think he's just over it. I think he's just like, get me out of here. Who's next? Who's next? Who just shouts that out in the middle of a fucking speech? Well, this is to be fair. This is the day after Jill led that cabinet meeting. So he was probably tired from that. Here's the. Here's the weirder part. Let me ask you about this. Looking at this footage and everything we're seeing in the last two days, right? Jill's taking the fucking meetings for him with all the world leaders. This fucking. Who's next? Doesn't it matter who's in there for the Democrats? Like, I just don't think it does. Well, they're just like, oh, man, I don't think it matters either way, but so he Biden said that the reason Joe was at that meeting is because, quote, here and across previous administrations, first, ladies have attended these meetings for specific reasons. This is the first time Joe has joined us and it goes to show how important the issue is, which she is about to speak to. What? Issue. What is it? Motherfucker. Yeah. No one knows what you're talking about. Let's be real, by the way, we haven't had a functional president in years, right? And to be honest, do you really notice the difference? It's the same guy from 2019 as the same. But do you notice a difference at all? No. No. There is, I think I said this before the show, there's a famous, like, Nixon quote. He was like, their country can run itself, essentially the president just deals with foreign policy and shit like that. One guy in a room and all he, the only power he has is he gets to choose who to nuke. That's Ron Swanson or me in real life because that dude defected to. You know, we have unelected bureaucrats who are owned and operated by multinational corporations running our government. It doesn't matter who the candidate is, they guide them in the right direction. And that's part of the magic trick that I was talking about earlier, right? You give people the illusion of choice, but you use your entrenched bureaucrats to guide them in the direction that you want them to go. It doesn't matter if it's a Republican or Democrat. So this love people have or nostalgia or whatever, maybe it's fear of change for our government for democracy is fucking bewildering to me. Honestly, I don't understand it. It's just another form of control. That's all it is. It's like fucking what 12 people voting to kill the 13th guy? That's democracy. Does that sound right or fair to you? No. No. That's not about like the founders of this country, particularly the 11th Federalist paper goes into deep discussion about this, about how we cannot have a democracy in this country. But we do. We do have one. We have exactly what a democracy is supposed to be, which is the illusion of control so that oligarchs or plutarch or whoever it happens to be can run things with impunity. Well, think about it, divide and conquer, pit people against each other and the public so you can fucking keep them from amassing their power against you. And then you build your entire system of government to be that, two parties. So everybody's always going to be pissed off. At least 45% of the country is angry all the time. You build that system of government. So what will we do without government? The same shit we're doing now, only without being robbed at gunpoint by assholes, roads would still get built. We would still get defended, all that stuff. We don't need any of this. This is all nonsense. And you're seeing it right now. It operates without the, we spend all of our time thinking about which fuck face politician we're going to elect in November, right, and what they're going to do for us. And zero amount of time talking about or thinking about the people who actually run our government. And we think that it matters who we're voting for. It only matters right now because Trump is not one of their people. Yep. Everybody that you've seen before, every Republican, every Democrat has always been one of theirs. Yeah. Yeah. And it just keeps going over and over and over again. That's why people ask me why I love Trump so much, it's like because he's not a politician. And the country needs to be treated like a business. I really don't give a fuck about the rest of it. Sorry. Speaking of business, we got fucking drinking bros.com up and running merch stores up and running Bob. Pull it up. We got all the fun things in there. Also, it's got drinking bros submission of the week. You could submit and it comes to us live on air here, but we got all the t-shirts up. Oregon shirts are up. We'll be in Oregon next month with you guys for that Ohio state game. We got the vote blue there with Hunter Biden on it. That's one of my favorite t-shirts we've ever made. All the hats are in there. Communism shirt you were wearing to the last debate there is up there. Store is all stocked up and then shit, bro box is rocking dude. Big fan. What do we got this month in the bro box? We had the barbecue set last one. Yeah. There's a, it's a, what do you call it? A stadium seat. Oh, that's right. Dude. I just tested out it. My kids game on Saturday. Texas football is intense even for six year olds. It's not a goddamn turf field. I was like, Jesus Christ. All right, let's go. Jagger play. Uh, but we'd love to see you in person too for drinking bro of the week. And you guys want to come up and give drinking bro of the week out on air, pop on up here, sir. Play the music Delco. Guys coming up. There it is. We walk behind or in front, it's up to you. Oh, you're a wee one. Aren't you? Look at you. Dude. Holy shit. Go to it. Cut to his single. All right. Stand up real quick for the audience. He's watching this on Patreon. You don't even need a fucking chair. This is the first time ever we need that. We have a gas. He doesn't even need a chair. You can just stand in front of the microphone, sir. Right. We represent the lollipop land. No, just pull it up. There you go. Wow. So look at this. Keep that single on him. He is standing up fully in frame, which is fucking nuts. For me, I'm kissing six, four. I wouldn't even half my body wouldn't even be in this thing. We can do it. We can test it out. Oh, that's crazy. Wow. Shit. Oh, tell us how tall you are. Five, two and a quarter. Five, two and a quarter. You're a liar. No, that's true. My wife is five, too. Come over there. Yeah. Sorry. Let's find them. Try to pick them up. Like your wife. I got to go side by side here on this. No, no, that's not what he's untrue and he's untrue. He's barely kissing five. He's untrue. Holy cow. I got the Atlanta shorts on today, too, because I blacked out during that game last night and woke up and these went to the gym. Tell everybody your name. Garrett Miller. Garrett Miller. The sinko. I'm going to call you. The sinko. You're only five feet tall, brother. I love it, dude. I love it. I love it. My wife's taller. Five, two. I'm kidding. Look, we all go up a few inches. When you're this tall, though, you go down. You're like, oh, cook. I don't want to be freakish. Yeah. I want to be freakish. Who do you want to give during your brother week, too? My buddies that came here with me, Tyler and Shane. We actually are coming-- me and Tyler are coming from Utah. My buddy Shane. No shit. Yeah. Oh, right on. We used to obviously do the early shows there. How long have you been listening? Since the beginning. No shit. Yeah. So, yeah, we were at Salt Lake City forever. Yeah. Man, I hated Salt Lake City. You guys out of there? Oh, no. I'm south of there. Okay. I do not like the city at all. Me neither. Yeah. I'm not a big fan of Salt Lake City. The place I live is you wouldn't even know what was there. You drive through it and it's in and out. Mormon? You Mormon? Uh, grew up that way. Definitely not anymore. You, uh, soak it all? What? No. No, no. I'll jump on the bed for you. I don't need to be bouncing off the bed. Not that. I just want to mix because you can't thrust, right? No, no, no. You just stick it in. You have to leave it in and somebody jumps on the bed. Yeah, that's what I'm soaking is, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I'll jump on the bed for you. You do while you're soaking. That way, you're not thrusting. Yeah. God is. And yeah, I just call myself God. So, that's fine. Yeah. Um, you want to give it to your buddies? How long are you guys in town for? Uh, we're here till Wednesday. Okay. Yeah. You're going to go to some barbecues, some fun stuff. So we, we did grab some barbecues. You're going to J&L? We didn't go to J&L. Okay. Uh, we went to a local place there near the basin, uh, clean. Oh, all right. Yeah. What was the name of it? Any good? Uh, shoot. It was, it was decent. A little peppery, but it was, it was all right for a small town little, uh, spot. Was Jason Aldine there? No, no, he wasn't there. No. Yeah. Try it in a small town. Yeah. Yeah. I was going to say you're going to have to try that barbecue in a small town. Yeah. So yeah. No. Uh, but, uh, tomorrow we are going to the mothership to go watch comedy shows. Oh hell yeah. Who's on the morning? Uh, it, it was, uh, the best of the mothership. So I'm, oh nice. It could be anybody. Yeah. Beautiful venue. Um, amazing. I'm looking forward to seeing it. It'll be awesome. Yeah. Uh, get there early because it's a line and then they'll make you check your phones and so you don't record anything. Right. But yeah, beautiful venue and, uh, the amount of comedians and entertainers that he's brought to Austin. It's, it's rad. It's freaking awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Beautiful spot down there. Uh, any of the other friends want to come up or they go? They get real jobs. They're like, yeah man, I'm not getting this fucking shit show. What about modest Yahoo over there? No. Modest Yahoo? Yeah. Are the guy in the middle? Nah. I got a reference. You don't have to come up. It's fine. You guys are in a conflicts right now and I don't want to get you involved, you know? modest Yahoo and Macklemore are going back and forth online. So it's, uh, that's the beef of our, of our, of our century right now is that we appreciate you guys being in here for real. Enjoy Austin and, uh, by the way, take, uh, some 12 packs on the way out. Um, they're up by the door and you guys can pregame. Are you guys going tonight or tomorrow night or tomorrow night? Okay. Cool. Yeah. Yeah. So take some back to the hotel and fucking range of the Airbnb, wherever you guys are. Yeah. Appreciate you stopping in. Tune in at home, rate the show of five star and leave a quick review. Also, head on over to Spotify. It's just a five star and you can walk away 8,700 on Spotify. Getting close to that 10,000 son. That's a fucking say anymore. Okay. I love you guys. I don't want to say it. I can advertise this. All they give a shit about it. Right? So do it. Do it. 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