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Where did we get up first? - This first one, I think, is called What Comes After Nine. - Oh boy. - I already know. I already know the answer to this. - Yeah, yep, yep, yep. - Oh. (upbeat music) - Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. That was a pretty easy one to figure out. - Yeah, I mean, it's pretty. - So the meme is for those of you who didn't see it, 'cause you listen, which is most of our audience. - Audio listeners, yeah. - It says, "When the teacher asks me what comes after nine, and then my brain, colon, immediately goes to 9/11." - Yeah, it sure does. - I don't know what that song was. - Skip so over 10. Don't care, not really important. What do we got up next? - This next one's called Movie Premier. - Oh, okay. - And it's me at the George Floyd Movie Premier. - Oh boy. (laughing) - Do you want to go on here? - Excuse me. (laughing) - Excuse me. Excuse me. - Excuse me. - Excuse me. (laughing) - Dad, are you going to be the one who's going to see it? (laughing) - I don't know what you get. - You were damn pretty far right, just get the car. - I gotta get damn pretty much out of here. (laughing) - Okay, then I quit, it's your son. - All right. - So the reason why this one tickles me a lot is that was me by myself standing at the Brokeback Mountain Premier. I laughed like that, like a maniac and everybody around me was just really, really offended. - Yeah, well fuck 'em. - Yeah, I agree. - This session was called Trump Saves a Day. - Okay. - Trump Saves a Day at Kamala Hosted Barbecue. - There we go. - This is AI, obviously. - Yeah. - I love it, I love it. (upbeat music) - Oh, can't play that music. - Ah! - As a hero inside of us. Look at that, dude. There's Trump saving all the-- - He's saving it, a goose, I think, and then a kitten as well. - Yeah, from the old barbecue up there, he's going to Springfield, Ohio, I think today and tomorrow. - Why is Jared in the chat? What are you doing? Why are you even here? - Just come. - If you're gonna fucking be in the chat, just come here, you piece of shit. - Just come to the studio. - This next one's called English or Spanish. - Oh man. - This is going to be bad. Get in play. - Excuse me, English or Spanish, English. Whoever moves first, it's like-- ♪ Baby, you got something in your nose ♪ ♪ Sniffin' that K, did you feel the hole ♪ - Oh boy. - Yep. - Yep, yep, yep. - It's just two, are those tacos? - I think one's a burrito, actually. - Burrito, maybe? - Yeah, I think one's a burrito. - Yeah. - Yeah. - What do we got up next here? - This one is just a cute little fucking video game I found on my phone. - Sure. - Were you just tapped a screen? - Mm-hmm. Flappy Bird. - Flappy Bird is all it is. - Is that what it's called? - Yeah. - Gear Bear, turn down the AC over there. If you can, there you go. Go ahead and click it. - Flappy, Flappy, Flappy, Flappy, Flappy. - Oh, he's not good. - No, terrible one. - Whoa. - A lot of 9/11 here. - Well, it's, we're still-- - We're a week after. - We're still celebrated. - We're a week after. We're, we're, no, we're remembering. We're remembering. - We're never forgetting. - Whatever it is. Oh, that one's gone. Let's go to the next one. (laughing) - That's how good that meme was. It's gone. - The meme was so good that it got deleted from the internet entirely. Read this one aloud, Bump. - I tell you what, Tony, the Democrats are gonna need some target practice if they wanna get this done by November. - Ooh, that is a great lead into today's show right there. - Ooh. - My God. My God. - I don't know about that one, Jim. - Yeah. Yep, yep, yep. - Is that what Tony Roma sounds like? - Sure is. - And then click that last one. This one's called "Forever Young." The song "Forever Young" is playing on it. I don't know what cartoon this is from, but it's dark. - Okay. Read aloud there. - Me finding out my son treats all people equally no matter their race or gender. - Okay. - And it's a drunk dad. His son is barricading the door and he's getting ready to take his belt off here. - Oh, man. - I mean, it's just my childhood. - Jesus Christ. - I like that the entire caption is a, it's like an EV advertisement. - That's a new thing. So for search engine optimization and the algorithm, meme accounts are posting like recipes and descriptions of cards and things like that now. - Are you kidding? - Nope. - I didn't know that. We'll get to our little confusion with YouTube here in a minute. But first things, first top story over the weekend. Trump, two and oh, against assassinations. The alleged gunman arrested at the Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach, Florida has a lengthy paper trail of pro-Ukraine advocacy according to several news reports Monday. The suspect Ryan Wesley Ralph 58 was arrested Sunday after allegedly pushing the muzzle of an assault rifle through a chain link fence near the former president, Donald Trump's golf course where he was playing on the fifth hole. However, this was not the first time Ralph has been identified. Ralph is a pro-Ukraine activist who was spent time in the Eastern European country volunteering to raise more support for the nation's military efforts and even sought Afghan veterans who fled from the Taliban to fight a war a New York Times port reporter. I saw this. - The Taliban in Afghanistan. - Yeah, so I saw this video. Do you see the one from Newsweek? - Maybe. - Newsweek actually did an interview with him. - Oh yeah, yeah, that I've seen that one. I've seen some before. I think New York Times did an interview as well, but I think it was all print. - Okay. - But yeah, he's been around the media quite a bit. - Yeah, Bob, I sent you a video. That's it right there from Newsweek. If you wanna just play a few seconds of this. - Who you want and why are you here? - 56 from the US, from North Carolina originally. So live in Hawaii now. So flew all the way from Hawaii here. So the question as far as why I'm here. To me, a lot of the other conflicts are gray, but this conflict is definitely black and white. This is about good versus evil. This is a storybook, any movie we've ever watched. This is definitely evil against good. I mean, we're battling a situation here where the Ukrainians and the rest of the world are caring and kind and generous and unselfish and take care of one another. And it's just a matter of we need to stand up for that. That is the most important thing in the world. It's just to show human beings that we're kind and we're caring and that we take care of one another and that the world is united so that we feed each other and make sure that-- - All right, cut this shit off. - Yeah, you cut it right there. - I don't give a fuck about all this hippie nonsense. - It's not that, but to lead with that statement and then go out and try to assassinate a president, what is the unity, what's the showing of the kind and the good and all the other bullshit he's saying? Later in this video, he goes on to say that he flew to Kyiv. And yes, it's Kyiv. - No. - He came all over his chest and he said, once he got there and he got to the front lines, he knew that he couldn't fight at his age. So then he tried to recruit other people to fight over there. - Not just recruit, like he ran into some people I know in Afghanistan. - Okay. - He was trying to, this is very bizarre. In that interview, by the way, he was in Romania. - It was Newsweek's Romanian outlet, yeah. - And somebody inside of Ukraine, I'm told that it was a Soros thing propped up something called the Legion Defense or something like that, kind of modeled after the French foreign Legion, which is all foreigners, obviously nobody, that's a peacekeeping force that is made up entirely foreigners. And he was trying to recruit Afghan soldiers, like the Afghan National Army, A&A people, who were run out of town by the Taliban, and he was going to get them into Pakistan and then move them illegally into Ukraine, like illegally immigrate them into Ukraine to join the Legion Defense. - To fight against Russia? - Yes. - Okay. And this is all public information at this point, you can find all this stuff. So I'm not telling any secrets until now. This part is breaking, nobody knows this. In June of last year, 2023, a deputy director level individual at the agency, the CIA, wrote a memo naming the sky specifically, saying that the federal government, the State Department and Department of Justice need to watch out for him 'cause he's up to something weird. - Okay. - This is over a year ago. Right, and the same guy. Who's got, who's, I think ineligible to own a firearm because he's got two federal firearms charged against him? - Correct, yep. - Somehow has a scoped AK 400 meters from the president, sat in a sniper hide for 12 hours on the president's golf course, right? All that is very weird. And then the fact that he appears, just like the last Trump shooter in a fucking Blackrock commercial, also very fucking bizarre, right? - Yeah. - I mean, this is the weirdest couple of months in American political history. - But why does nobody care? So here he is, Bob, in that video. Go ahead and play that and put that on the screen. - This is for the Nazi, Azov, battalion. - Correct. - By the way. They're Nazis. They're literal Nazis just to be clear when everybody is calling you a Nazi all the time for a fight, there he is right there. When everybody is calling you a Nazi for, you know, wanting to maintain your own culture and not have a legal immigrant stream over the border and, I don't know, have affordable food, right? They are funding actual Nazis. - Yeah, so the bizarre thing to me, and I said this I think six months ago on this show, I said it feels like we're good, we're due for a good old fashioned assassination attempts. Not only have we had one, now we've had two in less than three months. And it doesn't seem like the media gives a fuck. Did you watch any of the coverage last night? Lester Holt said he brought it on himself for spreading falsehoods about Springfield, Ohio, and then obviously the reign of fucking hate came down on him last night. The wording with all these news outlets has been very, very curious. 'Cause they don't wanna keep saying assassination over and over and over again. 'Cause that makes it look like, you know, that's the party of violence there. When they did go to his house and find all of his shit, he had a big Biden-Harris sticker on the back of his truck and everything else. If this was the other way around, people would be fucking raging today. Now it seems like no one wants to talk about it except for the county sheriff of Palm Beach County who got onto today and said during his press conference that it's time to start looking at something greater than this. Because you don't have a guy just being able to camp out for 12 hours, and also how do you know that Trump is even playing golf that day? That's not released to the public. - Sure. I mean, you can see it in the negative space. Like if, if it were me and not, I'm not trying to throw cold water on the sheriff's theory, he's probably right that other people were involved. - It's not a theory. He was just asking a question, by the way. - Well, it's his theory, if he's asking the question, he's trying to introduce that idea. But if I'm looking at Trump's public campaign schedule and I see big openings on it where there's nothing in there, I assume he's at his golf course. That's a reasonable assumption to make. Anybody that's familiar with trade craft would make that same assumption. So not that this guy is smarter or anything, he seems like a fucking idiot to be honest, but he's being run by the agency. So they would know, right? Even if they didn't have somebody on the inside, they would still know that just by observation. But the next video there, that Instagram video, if you want to play that, Bob, was he an agency asset? It seems, I would say yes, I like this dude here. It's not, this is being reposted, but you can find his stuff all over the place. This is from one of my buddy's accounts, but yeah, play that video. - So the new Trump assassin just dropped and there's some spicy details already. Ryan Routh, very strange guy who's lived very strange life. And this time, the internet was wise and archived all of his socials as much as possible before the FBI took it all down. So here's some basics on what we know about him and one really interesting rabbit hole about who he might be. Right off the bat though, it's super early. This is all speculative. Take your time, pump the brakes. We're just digging through dirty laundry. We don't know what sticks yet. But this guy is a private American citizen who traveled to Ukraine on his own dime question mark to help recruit civilian soldiers to fight for Ukraine and Afghan Special Forces. He was like recruiting on his Facebook page. Here's an archive of all of his tweets that look pretty damn automated to me. They pretty much all look like this. In a past life in Hawaii, he apparently ran this company that made a single tiny home and a single Facebook page and never did anything else with it. Super weird. But I grabbed everyone that he followed on Twitter before they deleted it. He only followed 60. And right down at the bottom of that list, which I think indicates his first follow is this girl named Sue Kim who is XCIA along with some other very interesting things. Now again, reminder, this is just speculation digging through Twitter dirt. Maybe this chick is just a wonderful patriotic person that's helping America. - Huh, yeah, that's weird, right? - Yeah, you know what else is weird is they interviewed his son this morning, his son Orrin on live TV said, "Well, I can't believe this was my dad that did this "and I'm shocked and the usual stuff." But he goes, "I know he hated Trump, "just like every other reasonable person I know." And it was strange as well. - You can mad lib that and just swap out the names and it would be either in Israeli or Palestinian saying, oh, they got killed, the other side got killed 'cause they were fucking stupid, right? Like, yeah, it sucks, but we gotta do, you know what I mean? That's the idea that manifests inside of a culture when people are, when they are dehumanized, right? We started doing this stuff back in Vietnam. Actually, we started in World War II with the Japs and all that nonsense. But the theory was dehumanizing the enemy makes it easier to do violence towards them, right? Like, this is from military theater strategy. So, shut up! So, it's like, what do you expect? So, the going moniker for a Republican is extreme MAGA, I'm sorry, a right-wing MAGA extremist or something like that, right? That's the fucking tagline you get. And what that tells anybody that's from the center to the left is that these people aren't, they're not real people, right? They're idiots, they're cult members, blah, blah, blah. There's no reason even listening to what they have to say. And then, you know, Republicans do the same thing with leftist or liberal or whatever. I mean, liberal, you know what liberal really means is small government, that's what it really means. - What used to mean, though? - Yeah, it's like, all right, cool. - When you constantly dehumanize people, this is what happens, that's it, right? When you constantly tell people that they have to stop Donald Trump or who won't have a country anymore, then some of them are gonna try to kill them. - Yeah. - That's just the way it is. And I'm not even saying don't say it. Let's just not pretend like that's not exactly what you're fucking doing, right? Take, it's, say whatever you want. If you really believe that electing Trump would end the republic, then, you know, whether it's right or not, you would have a duty to act on that in some way or another, right? - Mm-hmm. - So do whatever you're fucking, do what your little heart tells you, you know what I mean? But don't pretend like words don't turn to action at some point. And this is just classic dehumanization, right? It's just the way it works. So you segment people, this is old school Marxism, by the way. You just segment people into different buckets and you rank them based on their, how much they should be offended, right? And what you do is you recreate social currency. So you take the smallest group of offended people, like the smallest you can possibly find, trans people is what we chose in America for some reason, probably because it's .01% of the population or something like that. But you put them all the way at the top and everybody sees them get rewarded with support, which is what's something that every human being wants with care and affection and empathy, other things that human beings want. But also social currency, these people can do whatever the fuck they want. They can fucking murder people and then request that they get put in a women's prison, you know what I mean? It's wild, the amount of ability they have. And you create a competition when you do that because everybody sees that small minority group at the top getting all the attention, all the praise, all the blah, blah, blah, creates a social currency that is rooted, like the standard for it is oppression. So now you get the social currency defined by oppression and then you get a competition inside of that oppression to be the most oppressed, right? So no matter what room you walk into, no matter what fucking conversation you ever have, it is based in that. That is your epistemology, that's your starting point. The facts are this, I'm oppressed, that's it. So everybody is pissed off all the time now. Every conversation you have with somebody that is social or political starts from a position of anger instead of a position of curiosity, right? Which is what it probably should be. So it is, this is how Marxism has always worked. You pit small business owners against their workers, right? Because a good relationship between small business owners and their workers creates a robust decentralized economy, right? The only way that these authoritarian shitbags can really be successful is to pit everyone against each other and allow that contention to create chaos so that small businesses are less resilient against market changes. So they go away and then Amazon gets bigger. That's how it all works. It's just typical Marxism, right? And we're living it out and people are crazy. They think it's like the government's gonna come save us. Like, okay, dude, Hannibal from the A-Team, he's doing it, he's suiting up, getting all his guns and he shows up with the DMV. And he's like, all right, everybody get in, we're gonna go save the world, the DMV employees. - Yeah. - How much confidence do you have at that's getting done? - Yeah, about zero, about zero. And going back to what you said about rhetoric, this clip has been going around today. This was Congressman Dan Goldman from New York. - On Jen Psaki's show last year. Bob, go ahead and play this clip right here. - Rhetoric is really getting dangerous, more and more dangerous. And we saw what happened on January 6th when he uses inflammatory rhetoric now and his recent true social post is incredibly, incredibly scary for anyone that might be trying to work in government. And it is just unquestionable at this point that that man can not see public office again. He is not only unfit, he is destructive to our democracy and he has to be eliminated. - So when you say there were Congressman says the President has to be or former President has to be eliminated, yeah, that's gonna slow build into what we've seen over the last three months here, two and a half months with two assassination attempts. I'm not shocked by it. I'm shocked that other people aren't shocked by it at this point because what was it? RFK was the last one, was that the last major guy to go down? - Regan got shot. - Oh, that's right, Regan got shot. - Regan got shot and honestly by pure luck and incompetence Gerald Ford didn't get shot 'cause someone put a gun basically in his belly and they didn't know how to use a gun somehow. - Oh, really? - Yeah, I think that was squeaky from. Like she was right there and just didn't, hadn't loaded the gun correctly. - Wow. So yeah, man, we've got two in the last three months and that's where we are. I'll ask the same question than I asked you last week. Will there be another one? - Yes. - Yeah, and then click that next one. Does he have inside info? That's the conversation that you were talking about. - Are you saying Trump? - Would the sheriff know? - Okay, the sheriff got you. Yeah, I mean, we'll get dinged for this. We probably shouldn't play that. - Zero is the first second. - You're fine. Got you. - Now I know he's behind bars, but where? - Well, what we did is we turned him over to the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office. So I don't know where he is right now. - Okay, did he say any, how did he know that Donald Trump was gonna be playing golf? How was he, how did he have access to his schedule? - Yeah, that's the million dollar question. We are the border county to Palm Beach. You can't get out of their county without coming through ours, but we don't have the intel from the scene there. It's hard for me to imagine how he got within rifle range of President Trump. - Yeah, where's the suspect now? - Okay, thank you. - So like you have a, the sheriff's department that took this guy in is openly questioning whether somebody on the Secret Service staff, I guess, or somebody within government leaked the information. That's kind of where we are with all this now. And there's a longer briefing from this guy with a bunch of other dudes standing around, but I didn't learn very much from it. I mean, it's weird, man. There's a lot of smoke around this guy. Here are some, Trump put this out on Truth Social today. But here are some quotes from democratic politicians. Recently, Kamala Harris says Trump is a threat to our democracy and fundamental freedoms. She says it's time for us to recognize the threat Trump poses. Does one of us have to come out alive? Yeah, Biden, everybody remembers him saying that we need to put Trump in a bull's eye. Trump's a threat to this nation. There's one existential threat. It's Donald Trump. He's literally a threat to everything America stands for. Extreme MAGA Republicans, blah, blah, blah, a threat to the very soul of this country. Tim Wall says, are Republicans a threat to democracy? Yes, are they going to put people's lives in danger? Yes, over and over from all of these people. From all of these people that he's a literal threat to the Republic when he's been in power before, and none of that shit was the case. So it's kind of hard to accept that now for normal people. But again, I was talking to somebody about it this morning and it's a story we covered a couple months ago. The way that the 2020 campaign worked, and I'm sure that it's going on right now, is primarily on Google. Google is the worst company in the world right now. By far, they have, they control every election that's happening in any industrialized country. They control it. And here's how. Just as a quick reminder. When somebody goes on Google search. We'll test it out live, go ahead, pop it up. Well, I don't know if they're doing it right now. I don't know what subject you would use to do it. I just know the example that we have from the investigation that happened before, and it's all those Zoom meetings that we played a couple months ago. They would either have Google sensor it, or excuse me, they would buy the phrase for Google ad, or for Google search terms, like search engine optimization, and search engine advertising. Joe Biden dementia. They would buy that phrase. They would spend, usually you can get a click or a view for like a penny, right? They would pay whatever they want it. They needed to to get that phrase. And instead of showing you any kind of analysis on his mental health, their videos of him, blah, blah, blah, looking like an idiot, they would just not only show you immediate results with Joe Biden looking really competent, strung together, quick edits and stuff like that. They would also, anything that was hooked in to Google's advertising platform at all, right? So like the search ads, the programmatic ads, the interstitial ads that you see between videos, all this stuff, you would start getting maybe a video a day of Joe Biden, super competent, sharp as attack, right? They did that the entire 2020 campaign. I'm sure they're doing it now. I just don't know what the search results would be. - Well, Bob, what are you typing in there? - I typed in Kamala Harris, Marxist, and then Kamala Harris radical. I don't know. - What pops up there? One of the first videos is Pope Likens Kamala Harris to one who kills children. That's the first video, but that's the fifth or fourth link. - So I remember the last one, Bob. Type this in live on air and let's see what happens here. It was a Trump assassination attempt. And then where does the lead you there? - A bunch of news stories about it. - There you go. So at least they've corrected it for now. Last time when we did this live on air, you could type in the whole phrase. That's something about Kamala Harris would come up and then this. So at least they've attempted to correct it, but for how many days? - Well, I don't know if it's corrected or not. Maybe just for this one issue, but this is definitely something that's happening. I just don't know what part of the campaign they're manipulating right now. And it might not just be the presidential one. I mean, the Democrats probably are not gonna have a great opportunity to win the presidency. So they're focusing on all Red versus Cruz here in Texas, that race is closer than it should be. - The betting markets have the Democrats taking the house. - Yeah, yeah. The how, I don't, we'll see about that. But the all the betting markets have the Democrats winning everything. - The other side of it are the other Senate race is John Tester versus the Navy Seal up there, Tim. He, she, S-H-E-H-Y, I think is how you spell it. And I think Tim's gonna win that race. I think he's gonna oust Tester, but they're starting to spend a lot more time on the house and Senate races right now than they are in the presidential race. So they're probably trying to focus on that, to be honest. So keep, you gotta keep an eye on those too. - Okay. - If anything is controversial and you see any kind of evidence about anything, Google it and to see not only what Google returns as a search result, but what ads and stuff like that content you get served over the next couple of days, particularly on YouTube or any public website because most of them use Google's advertising engine. 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Stay on top of your grooming game and be ready for anything. The season throws your way. And then speaking of Google and YouTube, Gary, you can come on up here. My man, they pulled down street gonzo on YouTube on Friday nights. Now, this was a bizarre one because this was about non-consensual sexual attempts. What was it? Was that phrasing? It was taken down for non-consensual sexual activity. So I'm gonna take a moment to be serious here and explain what happened because it's actually really bizarre. We put out the DragonCon episode right on time and it was the highest trending episode that we've done yet. It got 3,000 views in just under three hours and then it was completely removed from YouTube, right? And you texted me, you're like, what's going on with the episode? Essentially, they claim that at the 24-minute mark in the episode, the Devil Man, our fake Australian guy. He tried to kiss me, you know, we're messing around, it's all chaotic, it's a joke, he tries to kiss me, I pull away and they claim that I was sexually assaulted. And according to YouTube's community guidelines on non-consensual sexual activity, anything that resembles that is immediately deleted. You appealed it and the appeal was denied, you said, in less than 60 seconds. So what's interesting to me here about this is that number one, there's no way that they actually think that I was sexually assaulted, number one, but number two, what's ridiculous is that they're a standard operating procedure for handling something like sexual assault is to remove the evidence of said sexual assault even if posted by the alleged victim, which would be me. So let's say that somebody was to have been, let's say somebody's in Springfield, Ohio, there's a Haitian immigrant sexually assaulting them, they take a video of it, they post it on YouTube, YouTube's gonna remove that video, even if the person who was sexually assaulted is the person posting the video, they're hiding evidence of sexual assault, it makes no sense. - So you got raped. - Yeah, and you were once a child too, you were a formal child, so you almost, a former child almost got raped. - At DragonCon. - Yeah, at DragonCon. - And YouTube's hiding the footage of my rape. So we had to chop out like two seconds of it and re-upload it and it sucks because, like I said, it was the highest trending episode we'd posted so far. Each of these is doing better and better and that one was on track to, I mean, it was like 40% ahead of everything else. So. - Great episode. - It was on track to get like 20K on YouTube. - Yeah, it was a great episode, it's one of my favorite shows. So we re-uploaded it, edited out two seconds, let's play a clip, go and watch "Street Gonzo" here on our channel. Gary's out in these streets, there you go. Press play. - This is an after party like, a lot of webbing. - Show us how you went. - Ugh! (laughing) - Jeez. - Big titty golf chicks. You're whatever the fuck they wanna do to you. - Is there like sex parties here? - It's a few. - Titties out. - What are y'all doing here today? - Being a hoe. - This is making me wanna get hammered. - A lot of people told us that there's like fucking sex parties, but I don't know if I made one of these before. - Yeah, it's getting dinked for the music. - Why on earth do you ask that? - So people are fucking at these things. - Oh no, absolutely. - Yeah, have you fucked anybody here yet? - No. - Everybody's really fucking at these things. - Oh yeah, oh yeah. - I sure hope so. - Candy, what do you think about those come gutters, Joe? Are people fucking each other in the costumes? - I wouldn't doubt it. Chick had some fucking cannons on her. - There it is, there it is. - So, now that will definitely get dinked for it 'cause you put in a huge famous song. - Yeah, what an odd choice, Gary. - Me? - Yeah. - I don't cut the clips for this. - What an odd choice, Joel. - Yeah, that's Joel and the cut of fucking, whatever, it doesn't matter. I want to point something out too that for these, I'm going to start cutting these interviews and posting them on Instagram, right? - Yeah. - And I think I'm also going to string them out and post them on my YouTube or maybe on drinking bros too, wherever we think that we're going to not basically get throttled. So we're going to have the raw interviews out there as well 'cause we did like, I interviewed like 100 people for this. And when it got taken down, I was actually on a date and I told the chick, I was like, hey, I gotta go. My show got taken down and she was like, what? I was like, just shut up and get in the car. We're going to the studio. I just drove straight here and fucking cut it back together. So, with this episode, if everybody watching that originally saw it before it was taken down, if you can go back and like it and comment on it, I think it's getting back into the algorithm a little bit. I don't know if it's possible for it to really blow up anymore now that it's been a couple of days, but if we can try to do that, that'd be awesome. Because I think this one has a potential to get a lot of-- - It's a great one, dude. Go and check out Street Gonzo out in these streets on a weekly basis. Next up got the ABC Whistleblower who says the debate was rigged and affidavit purportedly from an anonymous ABC News Whistleblower has sparked controversy after being circulated online. The document alleges is close collaboration between the network and Kamala Harris' campaign leading up to the recent debate against Donald Trump. Billionaire investor Bill Ackman reshared the viral screenshots of the affidavit tagging Disney CEO Bob Iger and calling for answers. Ackman expressed concerns saying, I find the allegations credible as written particularly because the affidavit was reportedly made the day before the debate and mentions details like Harris' smaller podium that only became public later. - I didn't know about that. What is the smaller podium issue? - They wanted the ratio between her and her podium to be commensurate with the ratio between Trump and his. So remember, first they asked if they could sit, and that is because there's, I asked a bunch of people about this, and apparently it's a very common thing in four PR people. Looking smaller than your opponent makes you, that means you lose. You lose the debate no matter what happens apparently. - Interesting, I didn't know that's very odd. So first they wanted them sitting down and two they wanted to change the size of her podium. So it looks, so she doesn't look smaller than him I guess. - Okay, 'cause Trump is six three in real life, how tall is she? - Not tall, but so the wide shot, because of what it is. - She's tiny, she's five four. - Yeah, it's gonna look, well that's not tiny though 'cause five three I think is the average height for a woman. So she's above average for a woman, right? But she is small, quite a bit smaller than him is the point. - Okay. - At any rate, the wide shot is the wide shot, but they're doing the production, they can, - Do whatever you want. - I should go back and watch it to see if they did that intentionally at all 'cause. - Usually they do apple boxes. - Yeah, yeah, well, but I don't know if you can stand on one of those for an hour and a half. And it would be obvious what you were doing too, but yes, they definitely wanted to control that part of it. So it's not surprising with the smaller podium. What is, and not that any of it surprising, it's just act on refrain from confirming the authenticity, but it did say that the questions in the affidavit substantially match what happened during the debate while also highlighting the moderator's silence as raising quote unquote negative interference. I mean, they didn't fact check her at all, we said it before already, it's 30 to one, right? We'll see what happens, I mean, nothing. Obviously, nothing illegal took place either, technically. - Yeah. - I don't think, I don't think that's illegal. You can do, it's your broadcast, you can do whatever the fuck you want. - Did she get the questions? I saw this affidavit. - Yeah, that's the part that I'm talking about. The questions that she had before the debate or the topics or whatever were substantially a match, he says, and then of course, the intent to fact check her. - Not fact check her was also made clear to everybody. - Okay, and what are they gonna do about this? Probably nothing. - I mean, unless a bunch of people are gonna cancel all their Fox and Disney stuff, then no. - No, no, nobody's gonna do that. Look, this happened to Bernie Sanders. Donna Brazil actually did the post coverage on this, who was the one who actually gave the questions to Hillary in advance. - And then they made her the DNC chair after that. - Yeah, yeah, she was the head of the DNC. So look, it's another thing that nothing's gonna come out of this, the assassinations don't matter, this doesn't fucking matter. They're just doing this right in front of your face. Do you think we'll get an honest election? You seem to be confident that Trump's gonna win. I'm not anymore. If you couldn't shoot this fucking guy twice, you couldn't have four trials, you couldn't have 34 convictions, whatever the fuck it is and everything else over the last eight years, what's gonna stop them from this election? - Well, I mean, excuse me. It's, I personally think that the margin is too big to cheat now. - You'd have to come out all on the day, which look, let's face it, Republicans usually do vote in person? - I think that there's gonna be a lot more Republican early voting this year than ever before. That's what I think. That's what I'm hearing from the campaigns. Is there like trying to overwhelm the over early voting system? - Interesting. - Not like in a negative way. There's like, they want to get as many votes before day of as possible. - So let me ask you this. If it comes down to, let's say midnight to two a.m. on election night, and Commonwealth comes out and gives the same speech that Biden did in 2020 and says, "Hey guys, we're gonna pack it in for the night "and we're gonna wait for some mail-in ballots "and some other shit." Is it over at that point? - I don't know. That's a good question. I mean, I don't think this year is gonna be like any other year. Like, the left is wise to the fact that everybody knows what they're doing. So they're gonna have to try something else. I think there's the... It's a lot of different people, but it's usually the same people who have been these ballot harvesters over the years. It's like the same "Shawanda" or some stupid name like that that collects from all the East Cleveland fucking retirement homes. She's the one that goes there and collects all of them. This is a fictional person, obviously. But you've seen this one fat black lady on... I think it was... She was in the background of inside edition or some shit like that. I can't remember what publication it was. Maybe it was... Fuck. It was somebody major, but as he's talking about election integrity, she's back to this stuff and ballot to a fucking box or whatever. That woman who does that or her mom or somebody like that have been doing that same job for fucking decades, probably. It's always the same people. And they're gonna get caught this time. There are 10,000 people on the Trump election integrity team, basically including all the volunteers and shit. And there's gonna be a lot of cell phone footage of people doing nasty shit leading up to this and there's gonna be investigations and there's gonna be probably some Supreme Court action as well, I would think. - So you think that they're gonna be camped out at these ballot boxes, essentially, these mail-in boxes and then videotaping all of them? - Yep, as well they should be. We should be to secure our elections. We should know exactly who's putting what vote into what box, what the fuck. Why would you not wanna know that? - And what would be the reasoning on their side? Hey, we went to a nursing home and all these people, the 100 people at the nursing home couldn't come in and vote in person. That's what they say, yeah, they say that. They say they can't come and vote in person so we're trying to enfranchise them by helping them. But what they really do and what we've seen video after video of is some lady going back. There's so much testimony from people that work at these elderly places but also the older people themselves about, they'll vote for one candidate like, "Oh no, you don't wanna vote for him, vote for this guy." And they'll erase it for them, mark the other one, right? - Yeah. - They just take it straight from, they just have 'em sign it or something like that. I'm like, "Oh, we'll fill it out for you, just gotta sign it, it's not a big deal." That's, they've been caught doing that shit quite a bit as well. Tens of thousands of votes every single year. So they don't, like the left doesn't consider it cheating but that's exactly what it is. - Interesting. Next up, Tim Walls, under investigation, the House Education Workforce Committee issued subpoenas Wednesday to Minnesota Governor Tim Walls, the Minnesota Department of Education and the U.S. Department of Agriculture for how they responded to what federal prosecutors have called, the largest pandemic fraud schemes in the country. The subpoenas obtained first by NBC News, demand that Walls, Minnesota Commissioner of Education, Willie Jett, U.S. Agriculture Secretary, Tom Vilsack, big fan of that name and agriculture inspector, General Phyllis Fong, turn over documents concerning oversights of the nonprofit Feeding Our Future, which is allegedly to have misused millions of dollars intended to feed children during the pandemic. Walls' record has faced new scrutiny since Vice President Kamala Harris tapped him as her running mate last month, though his new request by the Republican-led committee is part of an investigative effort that goes back to 2022. Representative Virginia Fox, a repubed from North Carolina, the committee chair wrote in a letter to Walls that the committee is requesting this information to show the extent of your responsibilities and actions addressing the massive fraud that resulted the abuse of taxpayer dollars intended for hungry children. Look, there was a million of these cases going on back in the day. So Tim Walls is wrapped up in this? - Yeah. - Yeah, he's probably the second largest misappropriation and allocation of funds during COVID. I think the first was the California state penal system, actually. - Really? - Yeah, it was like, Bob, you can look this up, I guess. I don't know if it really matters, but I think it was $2 billion was given to in like small business loans and fucking debt, whatever money, the movie check, whatever the relief, COVID relief check was to people that were incarcerated. - That's fun. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I mean, it's something. - It's something, I guess. I, again, I don't think they're gonna do anything about any of this fucking shit across the board here. - Well, I mean, that's the problem. You know, once you start prosecuting that stuff, you have to start prosecuting everybody and nobody's willing to do that because everybody's got a side. - Yeah. What are we 50 days from the election now at this point? So yeah, nothing's gonna happen with any of this shit. It's all fun to talk about all these little hypotheticals and what's going on, but am we gonna do anything about any of this shit? Next up, former ICE director calls out Colorado. Former Colorado ICE director says, "Venens Weyland Gangs are setting up their network "to launch all-out gang wars." John Fabricatori, that's a fun name. Doesn't sound like an Italian mobster or gangster at all. It's sounding the alarm saying, "The trend de la ragua gang has set up operation "in the U.S. much faster than MS-13 did." There's about to be a big gang war. He told the Daily Mail, "I believe they're setting up their network right now. "These guys are setting up faster than MS-13 did." They're also getting these apartment complexes and what they're doing is they're starting with prostitution. Prostitution is a big money maker and one thing with prostitution is that it brings guys in so they can sell dope too. It's actually very smart, that's all true, right? If you're gonna have sex with a prostitute, don't you want a little blow to go along with it? - Sure, yeah. - Very smart business. - I mean, that's the play at everywhere, like ladies' night at a bar. - Yeah. - Which is a recognition, by the way, I know all you women have benefited from ladies' night at bars for as long as bars have existed. And I'm sure you've had conversations in there about bringing down the patriarchy too, all right? - Yeah. - Just know that the patriarchy paid for your drinks, so shut the fuck up. How about that? - Dan loves women, by the way. - Shut the fuck up. - If you're new to this show, no one hates women more than Dan Holler. - That's not true, I love women. - It's nuts. - I love women that are normal women. (laughing) It's very simple, like, oh yeah, you... (laughing) This recognize what reality is. That's all I ask, right? - Yeah. - Go, we got a tear down the patriarchy. Oh yeah, you got to build your own Rhodes asshole. Shut the fuck up, right? You're not going to do it, it sucks. So some dumb dude is going to do it. And you got to suck his dick. That's just the way life works, man. I didn't make these fucking rules. Evolution did this over millions of years. - DM him on Instagram for a date. - Yeah, if you want to be taken care of and not have to worry about threats or providing for yourself, you had DM you on Instagram. Otherwise, if you want to go fucking be a boss bitch, DM somebody else, not into it. (laughing) - Oh, the guy goes on to say, these dudes come in. They meet these Johns, they shake them down. See if they want to buy drugs. They've started with moving these girls through. It's bad. Experts believe Trendy-lar-Agua's gang is imposing on bloods, crypts, and serranos. I don't know what that one is, actually. - More immigrants taking jobs from Americans, man. - Yeah, man. - Making crypt jobs and blood jobs. Is there shit clean, at least? - I don't know. - What do you mean? - Like the dicks? - Like the dicks? - No fentanyl. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Yeah, maybe, I don't know. - Hit the button, dude. You just heard some Spanish for Christ's sake, man. - Happy noche. - Happy noche, everybody, okay? - It is today, actually. - Is it really? - Mexican independence, yeah. - What's it called? Is it just called noche? I mean, just night in Spanish. So just happy night. That's all we're going for. - Does it put the Spanish to sleep, baby? - Okay, interesting. Interesting. The first video below was from shitting in an Aspen Grove apartments in Aurora, Colorado, according to the Daily Mail. Is that, do we have this video? Is there a link of it? - I mean, it's the one we've all seen where the dudes walking around, you know, that elevator with guns and then getting in fights and shit. - Which one's this one? I don't think I've seen this. - This is the one you linked. - Yeah, what's this one? I'm gonna play it. - David! - It's some kind of fight, and then it goes to the guys. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then it goes back to those guys. - Yeah. - I wanna ask you about a report today on the local news. I'm like the one person who still watches local news. There's another gang or more of this gang that's sitting at the border right now, and they had footage of it. Governor Abbott broke in today. - I haven't seen that one. - And showed what was going on as they were lined up along the fence, getting ready to come in and posted a warning. I caught it when I was leaving the house this morning, and I was like, that looks fun. - What was the warning? - The warning is we don't shut it down. Yeah, you can play it again. - Just fucking drone strike. - I am officially declaring TDA a foreign terrorist organization. We will bring the full weight of the government against the TDA. By declaring TDA a foreign terrorist organization, Texas will use the courts to halt their operations. Use civil asset forfeiture to take their property. Use enhanced criminal penalties to keep them in jail behind bars for longer periods of time. At this time, I'm going to sign that proclamation. - All right. - There you go. - TDA, okay. - So we're calling them TDA now. They're in de la rago. - I got to look, is that what who is referring to? - I believe so. I mean, this is from 12 minutes ago. - Yeah, so that's what I saw this morning. - Cool. - And then they had the line up at the border there. - You know who, by the way, is going to do all that stuff that he just said? - What is that? - Women. - Strong boss bitches. - It won't be them. - Dan, it sure will be. - Sure will be. They protected Trump very well. They did a great job. - It'll be men. Mostly Mexican men, actually. Mexican American men. - Yeah. - And they need their dick sucked. - Sure, sure. - If you want society to function properly, you need to start sucking more dicks. That's just a fact. - So, by the way, if you're watching that video for the first time, Governor Abbott didn't ask to be seated there. He's always permanently seated. In case you're not from Texas, he's in a fucking wheelchair, okay? Wheelchair! Next up, got a good old fashioned animal sacrifice city in federal park authorities are beefing up resources near Jamaica Bay and Queens following the post expose last week of surging animal sacrifices in the area. The National Park Service has promised to install a pair of mobile lights by the Abadabo Bridge in the federally managed spring creek park to ward off people torturing and killing animals under the cover of darkness. Councilwoman Joanna Ariola announced from Queens there. That's nice, great last name. NPS spokeswoman Daphne Young said the agency would also provide additional parks police patrol in the area where animal rescuers said at least eight animals were found dead or mains since last July. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Now I was told this wasn't happening. - Is it? Do we have photos of this? Is this what this is right here? Bob? - Yeah, and this is what he sent. It's from the New York Post. - Okay. - Yeah. - So what are those? Is that, it looks like a little burial there. - Yeah, this is somewhere in Queens or Jamaica Bay, I guess. - It's some kind of voodoo bullshit where they're cutting animals' heads off and I don't know, putting stuff around them. But five pigs, a dead baby rat stuffed in a bag with chicken bones and a dog carcass with a neck broken. Some kind of, I don't know, voodoo bullshit that they do in shithole little countries like this. They do it in their own country, right? And then they come to America, they wouldn't do that in America. Like fucking Gary walks into my house and he's all of a sudden classy. - Sure. - Not a chance, you know. - Yeah, this is part of like the young thug trial as well. - It was, it was a goat sacrifice. - Yep, yeah. - And it's still going on, by the way, that trial. I can't believe it. They're on like, you're fucking three of that guy. - It's just such a weird, like I know that everything's racist and everything. Time, math, immigration, fucking culture, it's all racist, I get it, man. But it's like, can you imagine somebody claiming that Italians aren't making pasta in America right now? It's like, oh, they only did that back in Italy. They would never clap flowers in fucking, in America. You kidding me? No, of course they're fucking eating people's pets and shit. Like fuck off, man. It's such a weird thing to say isn't happening when it's so demonstrably happening. - Yeah, but it's other people's cultures too. And so how do you not believe that other people's cultures don't have different rituals, don't have different things? Shit, I'm watching this Apple TV series right now with Vince Vaughn called Bad Monkey. And the whole thing is about this, half the story is about this fucking voodoo that's going on down in like Jamaica and everything else. And it's like, yeah dude, this shit happens in other cultures. It's not crazy to believe that they come over here and then they just drop whatever they're doing and be like, well shit, cool, we're in America now. So my culture doesn't exist. - Well now you've got some evidence. When somebody says, that's just propaganda, that's not happening. Point to the city and state of New York along with the federal government who are instituting new rules in New York, the National Park Service, or instituting new rules in New York to prevent it from happening. You don't do that unless it's happening. It's the only reason. Federal government has a limited budget. They don't waste it on shit. I mean, they waste it on stuff and they can make money on, but they don't run programs that don't have some kind of impetus 'cause you can't get away with it that way. So such an odd thing to say is not happening. Like there's a dude in Ohio who in Dayton, which is right down the road from this fucking Springfield shit old we're talking about. Who's this like, they're roasting cats on the fucking, on the Weber grill out back. Not that Weber's involved. I don't think they are. No, I don't think Weber's involved. It's just a cheat grill. Yeah, it's just a classic. It's just an easy one. It's a cheat one. I haven't seen this video. There's an audio on this where the guys talking about how they're rounding up cats and cooking 'em and shit. Okay, and where is this at? In Dayton, Ohio. Oh Dayton, so you're five minutes down the road from Springfield, play this video? Yo, what is this they got on the grill? It's like dinner, son. Man, they go a cat right there. His ass better get missing, man. Look like his homies on the grill, man. What the fuck? His homies on the grill, dude. Yeah, it could be a rabbit. Maybe. Sure, could be. Hard to tell from this distance. Well, I've had a Weber grill. I've had that exact Weber grill with a red lid, though, instead of this blue one there. And a rabbit would have to be pretty fucking enormous to fill up that goddamn thing there. Yeah, rabbits and cats are about the same size, though. It's a be-ed after be a big fucking rabbit. Yeah, it looks like a kitty. Now, there was another, excuse me, there was another image or video circulating. I think it was a video of something spinning on a spit. Okay, right. And all the fucking normal repubed influencer people posted it, but it's not red. That's a fucking lamb. Oh, gotcha. I've cooked lamb like that before. That's very clearly a lamb. I don't know why they said it was, well, I know why they did it because they're fucking full of shit, but I don't, I don't. It's easy. Is it this one? No. Okay. It looks exactly like that. That's what a lamb looks like. Yeah, and I saw Nate Silver's post today. Why he's in my feet, I have no fucking idea. I don't follow him or anything, but he said, look, man, I'd like to consider myself not woke, but it is inherently racist to say what is happening to what these Haitians are doing and everything else. And whoever's spreading this is fucking racist and everything else. And it's like, all right, cool. This all got started with a city council meeting. And the first guy up to speak was the black guy who said, hey, dude, they're taking the ducks from the pond and then ripping the heads off and fucking taking them. So who is racist against? I mean, you had a guy that testified in front of city council there who was black. Haitians are black. So what's the racism here? I don't really understand. I don't know, I miss like good racism. So do I, old school racism. Like, there was a respect there. Yeah. Yeah. Now we're just kind of throwing the term around. Yeah. You know, lefty Lucy, right. I hate you and everything you're about. But if we gotta work together, then we'll work together. Yeah. There's more important shit than my personal feelings. That's, I guess, what I miss. Yeah. Now I had some friends from Ohio and Bob. I wanted to look this up live on air before I came in. They said look up, go to Google and look up Kathy DeWine. That is the governor's wife. And then type in Haiti. Oh, did she bang some Haitian people? No. I heard they have a school down there. Are they open to school in Haiti? And I can't confirm that. Is that true? Yeah, he's Christian on to Haiti a bunch. He actually recruited people from Haiti into Ohio. Okay. I talked about that last week. Gotcha. So they're the ones that did this. Is it true they have, they've built schools there as well? It's really common for church groups to go down to Haiti. Why Haiti? 'Cause it's a fucking nightmare. 'Cause it's close. But it's a really small country. Yeah, but it's close. Okay. That's it. Jamaica's close. Jamaica's not as fucked. Maybe they're too dark. They got fucking paint swatches. Like, oh, these colors are too dark. Oh my God. We can't help them. Yeah. This is crazy. Maybe Haitians are darker than, I don't know, actually. I don't need them. I believe Amy Comey Barrett has a couple Haitian kids. Oh, yeah? Yeah. That's a fun thing. I didn't know we were doing that. I did a few Haitian kids, yeah. That's the only thing that Jolie had one too? No, she went to Africa proper. Okay. Loser. Yeah, loser. She could have saved herself to flight over there. Is that a new thing where we're just adopting Haitian kids? No. Okay. I've been going on for a while. Well, I think he's saying that we aren't doing anything. Oh, so it's not new, Bob? No, no, no. He's, I think he was trying to excuse himself from the responsibility of having to adopt a Haitian. That's what it sounds like. 'Cause you kind of tried to lump him into that whole thing and he's a father, and he's got a third on the way. So now it's like a couple of Haitians to round out the bunch. Yeah, you know what one, Bob? Well, yeah. Since no one, this isn't gonna spoil it for family or anything, but we just found out it's another boy today. So we might need to go to Haiti to get a girl. I mean, head down there. I think it's a good thing. And it seems like they're just giving him away. Yeah, you can just go to the American border and take custody of one. Yeah, just grab one. There's 300,000 kids missing in America right now. Scoop on up, dude. Clean this room. I want a fresh one. You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't want to age seven years. Like, I'm not shopping for bourbon here, you know? Right. I need a baby. Yeah, you don't want a 12-year-old who's just like, hey, dude, unless they're 6'9". You know, like, you can blindside that kid. Yeah, while some onions don't, or whatever they are, they don't get that big anyway, Haitians, same for me. What I would recommend, though, is just find a pregnant Haitian walking around and then give her a good scare. Whoop. And then see if the baby pops up. This goose are a little bit. Yeah. Or show, what would Haitian be afraid of? Cat? 'Cause they're voodoo? No, no, no, no, no. What's voodoo? No, they love cats. Yeah. What are they not like? Oh, man. Let me look up like the devil is voodoo. A cross, maybe. Maybe just a cross. Hold a cross up. Baby falls out. You scoop that motherfucker up. Right? And then who's yours? Like it's a fumble. Yeah. You just keep running. And if it stays attached, that's her problem. She'll figure it out after she gets a drag for a couple of miles. Leave a 20 on the ground. And then see what happens. Well, once she breaks free. Yeah, yeah. You don't want her to lose the 20. Yeah, she's going to need it, obviously, as possible. Next up, Germany fully, finally, securing its borders. Germany has begun new controls of all of its land borders as part of a crackdown on migration, placing restrictions on a wide area of free movement known as the Schengen. Schengen, Schengen zone. Okay. I didn't, look, whenever it's close like that, I don't wanna, I don't wanna slip. Schengen, Schengen, Schengen. It's too close for me. I've always said Schengen. Yeah, the Schengen is that. I've said that in a number of college reports. I'm hoping that's right. Okay. And stirring anger among its European neighbors for Monday, as well as existing border controls with Austria, Switzerland, and Czech Republic. And Poland, Germany, will now also have internal border controls with France, Luxembourg, the Netherlands, Belgium, and Denmark. Berlin will have the power to reject people at all land borders a statement from the Interior Ministry said. The new rules will last for six months initially, and they'll circle back, see how things are going, decide if they wanna continue. The move marks, how far Germany has shifted in recent years on the flashpoint issue of migration. The German government, under Angela Merkel, welcomed more than one million new arrivals during the migrant crisis of 2015, 2016, but is now following other European countries and toughening up rules as it faces a surging far-right opposition. Comes after Germany on Friday, struck a controlled migration deal with Kenya, which we'll see Berlin open its doors to skilled and semi-skilled Kenyan workers. How do you determine that? Whether they're skilled or not? Yeah. Professional licenses or experience, like I worked in a cobalt mine in Kenya. Okay. Can I get a cobalt mine, Angel? I actually don't know. I have no idea. 'Cause I mean, how do you fact check that? That's the top part. Well, I mean, if they have, there's an entire department at USCIS for this that does adjudications, and they'll, on one side of it, when somebody has a work visa or some shit like that, there's a bunch of different types. Some of them are like, for lower level employees, some of them are for executives at companies, and they operate differently, but they'll confirm professional licenses from the host country, or experience, or professional education, and shit like that. So there's a team of people here that do what I assume Germany's got the same thing. Okay. But I don't know how much that is available in Kenya. I don't know enough about Kenya, like day-to-day life. I know in Northern African countries, very common for people to have professional licenses for anything they do. It's 'cause they're fucking authoritarian governments, so they're gonna, you gotta give daddy five bucks to be able to be a plumber. You know what I mean? Like I gotta get, I gotta wet my beak. That's kinda how it works over there, so. We get a lot of high-skill Nigerian immigrants, I believe. That makes sense too, yeah. Nigeria's an English speaking country too, while English and French, but yeah, that would make sense. They actually, they have a higher than average. They make higher than-- Yeah, they make it, no, they have a higher than average earning rate in the US. Nigerian immigrants are pretty well off. Yeah. Really? Yeah. I didn't know that. When we had, that's where Remy was from, when he was on the show. What are they well off from? Engineering, finance. They make a lot of medical devices. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No shit. Like there's some, fuck, it's something like a CPAP or something like that. It helps deliver oxygen into the bloodstream. Okay. That is, that came out of Nigeria that's really popular. I can't remember though. Yeah, they have a lot of engineering shit there. They got the old CPAP Shakur. Yeah. Now's the point of the show we get to the drinking bro of the week. You can submit at drinkingbros.com while you're over there. We got some merch. Are these little helmets in the thing? I don't know if they're on yet or not, but they will be soon. These rock, dude. We just got these little tiny helmets. Bob, bring it up 'cause you can submit there. This is a submission page for it. They're on there. And then obviously if you want to buy some of this. And all these mugs. These rock, dude. Fuck the rules, mug. How about this? Already have seltzer mugs. Yeah, that's on there too, yeah. Hell yeah, dude. All that stuff. Smear the queers on there. Yeah. The new T-shirts. Oh, got the new hoodies up there for the fall. A lot of you guys are going through fall, not us here in Texas. 100 fucking four degrees here today. But a lot of you up there. Midwest and the Northeast are going through some season called fall. Apparently that we've never seen here down in Texas. All the hoodies are all stocked up over there. Drinking bros, hard AF seltzer, you name it. And then at the top of the page, you'll see the submission form to click on to fill out for Drinking Bro the Week. And it gets emailed to us live on air. This week's submission right here. Boom, just came in. Who is this? Lewis from Indiana. Drinking bros listeners for seven years. Once the nominate his wife, who I truly believed was the love of my life and the person I always dreamed of cheated on me. Okay. Listen to Drinking bros, it's giving me the will to keep going. Sorry to hear that. Again, these submissions come in live. So. Oh fuck, what did it show today? Dude, there's days when none of it goes right. This is one of them today. I usually say like or subscribe or do. Oh, I'm not going to do that. - I think it's going great. - I'm not going to do anything today. Jesus Christ, man. Listen up that lion. He's coming live. Lewis from Indiana, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that your wife cheated on you. It's not expected to read that part after you said, I'm going to nominate my wife. Who's the love of my life? And then cheated on me. If it helps any, Dave Grohl's going through it as well. He's got another confession to make. - Well, it's reversed for him. 'Cause he's the one that did the slinging. - Right, right, right. Shit. I don't know if you guys know this, by the way, as a decent, let's call it a public service announcement. If you come inside of women or if you're a woman and you get come then, there is a chance of pregnancy. - Yeah. - Like that could happen. So use that information however you want. - Dave Grohl at 58 years old or whatever he is. - Just now figure it out. - Definitely didn't. Well, maybe he did. - In Dave Grohl's defense, he might still not believe that HIV leads to AIDS. So maybe he didn't believe that coming inside of a woman leads to a baby coming back out. - Yeah, he's got two old. - He's got two children already and that everybody knows, I mean, two of the most famous actors of all time, Pacino and De Niro, both got people pregnant. They're 80s and it was big news. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So I don't think anybody can persist under that delusion any longer. I don't know. I mean, look, maybe it's a butt baby. - Maybe it is. - We don't know. - We don't know. - He's got two kids already. So he definitely knows how it works. - It was a winner last night on the Emmys who came out and said that. He goes, I want to thank my mom because they came out of your thing. He goes, you know what? I came out of your butt. I was a butt baby last night and it was pretty fun. - Who was it? - Yeah, I remember the TV show. It was in a fucking night country. Or no, I'm sorry, Fargo. He was in Fargo. He was the black police officer in Fargo. He's really good. And he was a really fucking fucking dude, but it was a great speech. - He was a new girl as well. I forget his name though. - Oh, Bob. - Black guy from New Girl. - I don't watch that. Yeah, I don't watch New Girl. I'm sorry, but he's a fantastic actor. - Oh, La Morn Morris, maybe. - Yeah, yeah, that's him. - Yeah, yeah, that's him. - That's good. But Lewis, I'm sorry, okay? So keep listening to the show and we'll try to do better on a daily basis, okay? We love you out there and thanks for listening. Again, you can submit for Drinking Bro the week at drinkandbros.com. They are live as we just proved yet again today. We appreciate you tuning in. Head on over to Drinking Bro's. Sports will be live in about 15 minutes over there for the Monday morning. Recap here on YouTube if they still allow us to exist. For Anthony, Anthony Holloway, I'm Ross Patterson. This is Drinking Bro's Bake News. Good night, everyone. (rock music) (rock music) (rock music) (rock music) (upbeat music) [BLANK_AUDIO]
