The 35th of this long ass 50 state experiment. WTF was I thinking?!?
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Dial Trolls 235 - Ohio
"We're not babysitting one, you dumb idiot! We don't have a dog! We don't have a dog! We don't have a dog! We don't have a dog! You dumb fucking idiot! We don't have a dog! Why would I be getting you some sex if we had a dog and we didn't pick up the ship?" Hi, I'm Brad Carter from the Snowplows Show. When I'm speeding around the city in my 2015 Fiat, enjoying the sunny afternoons, I like to listen to dial trolls call people up and pop his top at them. It makes my drives relaxing, fun, and oh-ho! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh Jesus Christ! Fuck! Shit shit shit shit shit shit! Oh my god! Listen to dial trolls! Every- oh my god! Fuck! Listen to dial trolls! Every afternoon on prankcast.com/dial trolls. Warning! This show contains adult themes, immaturity, and can just be pretty messed up. You are warned. Hello. What's up, bitch? What's up, bitch? What's up, bro? What up, boo? Hello? This is the initial greeting. This is her ratio, and you're listening to the best prank call show ever. Hey, this is Danny Glover, and you're listening to dial troll. I can't save pranks. Yeah, this is for us to listen to dial troll. It's just a fucking hour wasted of your life. This is the best prank call show ever. And this is the best prank show call ever. Oh my god! Holy shit! It's that now, holy shit! It's that now, holy shit! It's that now, troll, troll, it's time. Yes, that means time for, yes, that means time for, yes, that means time for, time for the show. Dial trolls, here we go, dial trolls, here we go, dial trolls, here we go, holy, holy, fucking shit! Dial troll, time, dial troll, time, dial troll, time, I will fall here. [Music] You're listening to dial trolls. The worst show ever. And now, it's time. [Cheering] And remember, no snitchin'. You got pranks. This is your wash, I got pranks. You're listening to dial trolls. Hey, this is Odin. You're listening to dial troll. Dial troll. The best prank call show ever. It's President Joe Biden, and you're listening to dial trolls. No snitchin'. Oh, did you talk about dial troll? Dial troll? Like the dial troll? Fuck that shit! Let's see what kind of mess we have this episode. We don't do buffet to go, you're on our roof. How did you get on our roof? Dude, what are you talking about? Get a fucking different hobby. Hey, what's going on at? Hey, did you call my employees stupid? Is this a joke, or are you being serious? Is this a joke? Yeah, I don't know what this is. You must be drunk or something, man, because you're being really rude. You're acting like a child. You don't have to be an asshole. You are being disgusting. Why are you called a fucking business and act like this? Okay, this is very clearly a prank call, and I'm gonna disconnect it. Okay, you can kindly fuck off. All you are, bros, number the phone warrior, dude. Yeah, real funny there, buddy. How about you stop calling? Okay, how about you stop calling? Get the fuck off my life. She's gonna call this number again. What can you get away with before I call the cops? If you call back, I'm gonna call the cops. I am a police officer. You know what? I'll let you talk to my husband. He's the sheriff. I call the cops. I'm 90 years old. He's like my phone. We're gonna put you in prison for a hundred years. God, who got me? Who is this? Who the fuck is this? Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? Okay, who in the house is this? Who the fuck am I? Who the fuck am I? I'm her husband. I told you I'm her husband. Honey is not my name. I didn't get to say it. I know you know you. You don't know me. I don't know what your name is, baby. I'm gonna say the best phone call I've had all day. Yeah, pray for me. You fucking dickhead. I hope you get here as well. What the fuck you talking about some dickhead, bitch? Dude, you are crazy, man. You little bitch. Oh boy, you little bitch, boy. You're a soft ass bitch, right? That's all you were. Bitch, my house costs more than you're motherfucking. Bro, my court costs more than anything you own, bro. You know, maybe your house smells like shit. Bitchhead. He's stupid. Fuck. How you stupid motherfucker? You the one stupid. It's like real nerds. You are horrible. You're a fraud, bro. You're a coward. You're a pedophile. This guy's a baby rapper. You're a baby touching bitch, bro. You're a big sucker. Yeah, you were a baby-cutter, he said. Me. Fuckin' badass. You can't come here and smack my dick if you want to. Okay, cool. I love doing that. Your mom's a bitch, it's just a dope bitch, bro. Yeah, they got me to print black arms, so what, they just... Where you at, bro? Dude, you definitely fired me. Dude, you want to come in here and say that to my face next? Hey, baby, guys, there's a little kids around, bro. I promise it's a block. Come and smoke some bitch ass, bro. Come on, I'm waiting right here, bro. I'm gonna fucking eat my address, bitch. I'm okay, and I'm gonna baby fucking baby sister, too. Excuse me? Excuse me? Excuse me? Excuse me? Oh, my God, you bled now. What? Take a butt. [laughs] [laughs] [laughs] [laughs] [laughs] [laughs] [laughs] [laughs] Wow. [laughs] [laughs] Yeah, if you lay on your back and then you can just, you can piece and drink it on piece. [laughs] [laughs] It's kind of weird. That's kind of weird. My favorite, tell your grandma to call me. I'm the one that fucked her to her grave. Holy shit. Oh, my God. Oh, no. Oh, my gosh. [speaking in foreign language] I'm sorry, what was the, what was the, what was he say? What, can you run that by me one more time? What the hell? Oh, wait, like, do you need to eat the bass? It's like empty of septic tank. Is that a trick question? I sound like her daughter. My mom is a what? No, no, no, not me. Oh, wow. Wow, cool. What goes on that bad boy? We just don't want him to leak or smell. No, they don't do anything like that. Hey, I mean, just make a right to her plus. No, don't do anything. Sounds good for you. There's really no way to come in here and not have nerds be in the store. A little less nerdy during the week than it is during the weekends. That's not the swirly that I'm familiar with. Please support the show at patreon.com/dialtrolls and unlock the episodes. Thanks for the radio edit. ♪ I'm sorry.