Kayal and Company
Tony Bruno
Kiel and company weekday morning six till ten! What up Mr. Bruno? Good morning, first of all, I'd like to say I'm on Team Dawn. Sorry, Greg, you're way out of control. I get ripped all the time for shutting Robin down during heated debates about controversial issues. I didn't shut her down. But let me just... Let me start... Sorry. Let me... Let me start off by saying this. I grew up in a middle class family. My immigrant mother raised me and my two sisters. She worked very hard sewing military uniforms at the Quartermaster in South Philly. She was not able to save up for her home to buy us a smaller second home when I was 11 years old. I grew up a community of hardworking people, construction workers, nurses, teachers, bookies. I tried to explain this to people who may not have had the same experience I did growing up in a neighborhood where people were very proud of their very clean front steps, which my mother would go out on Saturday mornings with bleach and comet and scrubbed down to bring them back to their native, beautiful, clean, white look. That's my message. Vote for me or vote for Pedro. You make the call. I actually transcribed, and Robin helped me, I took the Kamala Harris thing and I actually made it personal, and what I said in mine was more factual than what Kamala Harris is saying in hers. Yes. True. See how easy it is to run for the highest office in this country? You just read for me. I've already given up. I already have a better platform than Kamala Harris, but I don't want to run for president. By the way, Philadelphia guys is now is now ground zero for Kamala Harris as two major fiascos, the incident, of course, with Brian tapped at six ABC, which they buried on a Friday. So nobody could see it over the weekend as football cracked up again, right? Yeah. The fact that she said things like, you know, that that was a mess with Brian tapped. Everybody will agree. No question. No question. Apparently, and apparently they edited it down and find Brian tapped at a good job. He asked her questions and she gave the same answers. And then yesterday at Y, as I call it, not WHYY, why, why the hell is she talking to the journalist? But geez, anyway, it's a disaster yet she'll still win Philadelphia with 90% of the vote. That's the amazing thing about this. If you think Kamala Harris is legitimately capable of being the president of the United States, you need to start calling a psychiatrist, a psychologist. What in their family to talk some sense into you? It's not about me being for Trump and against Kamala. Anybody who thinks Kamala is capable is really stupid and it's not my style to call names. I'm not like Howard Stern. I'm not saying I don't like Kamala Harris. I just don't like this. This is this is the equivalent of Howard Stern and I'm not comparing myself to Stern because he's got a gazillion dollars in the bank. This is the equivalent of me saying, I don't I don't I don't hate Kamala Harris. I hate the people who vote for her. Imagine that. Imagine I have a serious XM show. I've made a hundred four hundred million dollars hiding in my mansion in Miami when I was a tough guy growing up and now I become a wuss guy and now I don't hate Kamala Harris. I hate all of you morons who will vote for her. That's basically what Howard Stern said about Donald Trump. He doesn't hate Donald Trump. He hates the people who vote for him who are paying money to go listen to him on satellite radio. Yeah, that's the logic that we're hearing from these nitwits once respected. I mean absolute icons of the industry now reduced to a puddle of mud and whatever happened to puddle of mud. We're going to play a ball of those coming up at nine o'clock. You still have that at nine fifty. And Don, I stand with you. I mean, even if I have to go to the wall, even if it means me, me being removed from talk radio 1210 W.P.H.T. by the man who hired me, I will stand behind you all the way. Well, you make your stance very clear that you're on team Don. I love it. Everybody's on team Don. I want them to be on team. You're obviously on team Trump when it pertains to risks and you know, trying to take the guys life Tony, I mean, I'm not surprised, but I'm still triggered and angered. I mean here in Florida over the weekend, of course, not where you are on the other side of the coast. We have another attempt on his life and I'm sorry. It just doesn't add up from the cameras of MSNBC rolling to the guy being in the bushes for 12 hours. And on top of it, Trump was a late addition to a t-shirt. Yeah, I mean, he wasn't supposed to be there and this guy randomly just picked out the right day and the right time. I'm not buying it, Bruno. By the way, do you think Trump is like, there's two groups in front of him? Does he play through or do you do? Well, I mean, how does it work in his own golf course? Now you get up on a Saturday morning, he's a member, of course, and he's also the owner, like the hair club for men guy, you know, and he's the owner. Does he get to what happens if he had moved ahead of a group and had actually been on the sixth hole by the time that found that guy? And I've been on that road, I've been to the Trump properties, haven't been to rallies, but I've been at the row, I've been to Trump International, been at the one in New Jersey for a wedding. And so, but you saw the pictures, right? It's on a road on one side of the property at Trump National. And there's a fence there and MSNBC was and people go there all the time with cameras and it's just a cyclone fence hidden behind some bushes, but you can see right through it. What do you think they should cover those up? Don't you think now? I mean, it's Trump's property, he's going to have to do something about it, but apparently people can see what's going on in the golf course. A lot of golf courses are like that, you know, but when you have the president, former president of the United States playing golf there and nobody knows that he was teeing off and this guy knew to wait the sixth hole, it just doesn't make any sense. And New York is the guy. This is why Kamala Harris can't win because if she wins, New York is stays, the FBI people stay, the CIA people stay, the secret service creeps in charge, they all have to go. These people have to go. We can have these people remaining in power. Forget about Kamala. We know she's not going to run the government, but the fact that she will keep Mayorkas, the guy who's really destroyed the border because he's telling Kamala Harris what to do while he goes on TV, somberly and pretensities that everything's okay. This guy has no pulse. He doesn't care. He's got ice water running through his life. I think we should send him a couple of pagers today. Now, I don't know about you, but the last time I saw people wearing pagers, it was Howard Eskin. He had three of them on the back of the back of his back of his back of his back of his back. I'm not making that up. I'd go to events and when I was living in Philly, I'd go to an Eagles game or flyers game. And there's Howard Eskin walking around with three pagers on the back of his belt. Remember that? Oh, yeah. And I agree with you. I was listening earlier. We're going to bring pagers back because this way we stay the hell off our phones, right? Yeah. And then if somebody wants to send us a message instead of us driving with our phone in our hands glued to it while we're not paying attention, you just see the little texting, call me or 911 or there's somebody in the house, you know, and then you go to a pay phone. We need to bring pay phones back. We need to get rid of all cellular phones, bring back pagers, and I will start my own pager company here in Southwest Florida, Tony's pagers and pastries, although a combination bakery will make the finest Italian baker, you know, I'll do the cannolis. Okay. I'll do the cream puffs. Yeah. I'll do this for you. Yeah. Yeah. I'll do exactly. I'll do whatever you want. Burn those beepers. Who knows beepers and biscuits? How about that? Beepers and biscotties. Speaking of which, have you lost weight? Yeah, you lose a little pounds. No, I buy the nonnese biscotties at Sam's Club. It's like 20. There's like 25 in there and they're like 10 bucks. You go into a coffee shop, they'll charge at $3 for one of them, you know, the ones with the chocolate. Luis, can you bring me one of those don't eat biscotties, please? I'm in a breakfast kind of mood. Yeah. I'm always in a breakfast mood. We never get food here. It's a different battle for a different day. I got to play this though, because this is amazing, right? So talking about the Trump stuff, and we talked about the media coverage of this, Tony. You know, a lot of these people, Cincinnati dot com, the Washington Post, Politico, well, we don't condone political violence, but Trump brings this upon himself. I played this earlier. I want to play this for you. This is from the big take. This is Chris Cuomo of all people formerly of CNN. I saw it. Yeah. This is amazing. One person in the quote mainstream media saying what everybody should actually be saying. I want to get your reaction to this. This is Chris Cuomo. Go ahead and play this, Phil, but he doesn't deserve this. A guy pointing an 8K 47 at him all he's playing golf. And we take solace in the fact that the guy didn't get any rounds off. That does not work for me. If I had been through with that guy's been through in the last two months, you would not know where I am. You would never see me on TV again. No way I would do that. I don't know how he does. He's got kids. He's got grandkids. He's got a wife. People given crap to Melania Trump worrying about whether or not there was a plot around his husband. How could she not? I totally get why she feels that way and people mock her. And then her husband as a guy pointed with an 8K 47, where are those people apologizing? Now, I mean, how hard was that yet? That is a rare moment from one person when everybody else in the mainstream media and Democrats included continue to say, well, it kind of brings it on himself, Tony. It's ridiculous. I mean, everybody, you know, it's about, I always said the same thing, common sense. Common sense says that obviously they want Trump gone. And the fact that KJP yesterday with with being questioned far by the guy at Fox, what's his name? Ducey, the blonde dude, Peter Ducey asking her questions. And then she actually doubles down and says the president is still a threat to democracy. They don't want to stop. They don't care because nobody will check fact David Muir is going on that week. What's that morning show? Now, you Kelly and we're Kelly Ripley used to do and now I think she still does it with her husband now. Kelly and more on there looking on Kelly and whatever more, whatever. Yeah. He doesn't even get on the view. He goes on the other ABC sponsored show, Kelly and Mark looking to shovel. He lost a million viewers after that debacle that ABC with the debate. So these people, you know, they're not going to fire him. Nothing's going to happen to ABC. Yeah. It's six ABC here. Nothing should happen to them, but I guarantee you the Democrats were not happy that that interview happened in Philadelphia with brought with with what's it name, Brian, Brian Taff. Brian Taff. Yeah. Who used to follow me and then blocked me years ago. Oh, I know. I don't know. I don't know how many issues with Brian Taff. I hung out with him in Minneapolis at the Super Bowl and then all of a sudden he blocked me. Oh, I've got the media. I got the Philly media against me as well, but I will stand tall and I will stand proud. I will fight, fight, fight, not for the cherry and the white because temple stinks on dry ice. Yes, they do. Make that perfectly clear right now. Yes. We have a lot of lack of fight. We got to get to the Eagles. What was that? Let's get it. Let's get it back to the Eagles. What? What? What? I mean, you can look at Jalen hurts. You can look at AJ Brown being out. You can look at Barkley dropping the pass. You can look at the defense, Vic Fangio. What in the world happened in that second? I mean, they went from covering the game from a gambling standpoint to losing outright. Yeah. I mean, I was shocked. I mean, even Joe Buck and Troy Aikman, when the Eagles had the ball down there, Washington, Washington, Atlanta is out of timeouts and throwing the ball to Saequan, but that ball should have been caught. That's obviously that's the game right there. Saequan, and I'm not going to get on Saequan. The guys have stood. He played great, but the Eagles defense is really the disappointment and it all goes back to one thing. And I'm not a fire the coach guy, but the one common denominator and Ruben Frank made it, broke it down brilliantly on NBC Sports Philadelphia on his Eagles breakdown after that game. The one common denominator that the Eagles last year, remember when they brought in an offense that they made DEI hires at the offensive and defensive coordinator positions? And then those guys didn't know what they were doing. They got off to a great start and then the wheels fell off down the stretch. So they go out and they get new defensive offensive coordinators, a whole bunch of new players, they go out there and then they get run out loud. The Eagles defense in the red zone was good. They were holding them to field goals. But the Eagles were being trounced and that last drive, that last drive, I don't know what Vic Fangio, Vic Fangio was probably slicing a Bors head deli meats up in the booth instead of watching the defense. He knew they had to go 70 yards to score a touchdown. Was he, he looked like a guy at a deli counter asking you what else? What do you want? Give me a quarter pound of morta deli. Don't make me another sandwich. What do you think, Tony? I said extra thin, I want to see right through that, that boiled ham. I want to see right through that, Tony, Tony, is there any, I'm glad you bring that up. Is there anything worse than when you're at the deli and you got the person in front of you and they say, let me see how they look at it like, no, I need a little thinner. What do you mean? You need a thinner. Let's go. Just give me a half a pound of boil ham and when I used to go to the little delis in South Philly on Mifflin Street down there, I'd go in there and get. A half a pound of provolone, a half a pound of sliced turkey thin, and of course, boil ham as we call it. And I don't know why we have boiled ham. Who the hell boils ham? But anyway, you're going to the deli and it's boiled ham. It's ridiculous. Why do we boil the ham? And now we're boiling, by the way, here in Florida, two horses were eaten. They found out that there are two horses eaten in Miami. Oh no. This is Tim wall has been notified. Listen, people eat livestock. They eat horses. We used to sell horse meat and in memory years ago, 20 years ago, 25 years ago, they were selling horse meat in New Jersey. It was legal to eat horse. I did not know that. Anyway, let's get it back to the Eagles. That's it. Yeah. Here's the worst part. Here's the worst part for the Eagles. Yeah. Guess who they have coming up. I was careful. There was some story. Daniel's joke. Oh, yes. I was like, no, no, no, no, no, we're not going. Yeah. You got the Saints. The Saints are coming up, Bruno. Eating horse. Yeah. So the Eagles who blew a game at home that they should have won to be 2 and 0. And that's two home games. So they only have six home games left. They now have to go to the Saints on Sunday where Derek Carr has been the best quarterback in football. He scores on every single drive. Not only him personally, every time he touches the ball, his team goes down and score. They're a plus 62 point differential. So they got Derek Carr in New Orleans. And then the following week, week four at Tampa Bay, where the other guy, the quarterback there playing lights out, Baker Mayfield and Derek Carr are playing lights out so far in the season. Do you think the Eagle defense that we saw the other night is going to go into New Orleans and stop Alvin Camara and all the weapons that they have in the Superdome? No. I mean, that's the scary thing. That's what's scary now because the Eagles could very easily be one in one in three by the time they got to their bi week and week four, they were a bi week and week five. That may be a bye bye week and week five when they go one and three. Yeah. Bye bye. Speaking of bye bye. So if it's scary for the Eagles to go to the Saints, I've got to imagine it's going to be scary for Diddy to go to the Slammer. Oh my God. Do we officially thank Sean Puffy Combs for participating in free society? By the way, I mean, who hasn't been to a free golf? I've been to some free cons. You know, I used to get my free call and then we used to, and then we used to freak out. Freak out. She say she freak out. And then of course, there's the freak Nick that used to take place on South Street back in the day. Nick on South Street. No, that was my middle school nickname, by the way, freak Nick. By the way, Nick, a chef, a chef on the YouTube chat wants to know, what do you put on horse meat? I like, I like a good dry rub personally. Master. Oh, you can put a little. Now, Miss Robin is on the chat. She said it's really sad. The horses, the children, the horses belong to children stolen from their paddock and killed in a field close by then butchered. And then the dad who owned this horse is for this two daughters found the carcasses in his backyard. Bruno, I'm getting texts. By the way, I'm getting texts about your canoles in South Philly. Do you have a favorite spot? Joe sent me a text saying, is it terminis, terminis out of South Philly? Terminis. Terminis. Come on, Nick. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. Get out of here, man. Terminis, the original one on 11th Street in South Philly. There's not a red and terminal. There's terminis everywhere. There's one down near the sports complex where chickies and pizzas down there. There's there everywhere. Terminis. What's the matter with you, man? What's the matter with you, man? How are you? Now we're all going to pile on Nick. I like it. Pile on me in the fourth hour. By the way, I do not put Chick-fil-A sauce on my horse. I like my horse, the dry rub like you do. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. They shoot horses, don't they? Oh, yeah. Well, yeah. Yeah, when they can't race anymore, right? There you go. Shoot him in the head. Take him out back. Shout out to Garden State and all my boys up there at Brandywine and all the other great former tracks Atlantic City and all the great tracks in the Delaware Valley. Somebody just said they lost all the respect they had for you, Nick. I'll get it back. I'll get it back tomorrow. I just want the heat off me for a second. Yeah. I'm putting it on you. Send your radio bullets this way. The battle's on you now. Terminies to spell T-E-R-M-I-N-I-S, terminies. There you go. All the original bakeries in South Philly, legendary spot. Yeah. There's other good ones now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The one thing about South Philly, you're not going to, there's no, there's no lack of great Italian bakeries. Beach chair says, Jesus Christ, how can you keep Nick? Well, Beach chair never likes me from the jump. Oh, okay. Beach chair's been a hater since the day I came into the spot. Oh, that's good. At least it's, at least it's. Still listening two years later. It's, at least it's just not me. Yeah, yeah. By the way, the quick baseball note, the magic number for the Phillies is what Nick? Of course. Of course. That's correct, sir. So that win last night, that win last night really puts the Phillies in good for home field advantage of buy in the first round, because right now the Phillies are 91 and 60. They lead Milwaukee by five wins with 11 to go. And so the Phillies are 9 and 2 against L.A. and Milwaukee. The two other great teams in this division, Milwaukee's going to win the central. Dodgers are going to win the West. Don't even say a pager. No, yeah, this is from my page. It doesn't fit. I have to keep. I have to keep scrolling. Your page. Did you ever have a pager? It used to scroll. My kids had pages before there were phones and they could page me from the wall from the Montgomery mall. Yeah. And then I can go and pick them up. Yeah. Uh, by the way, MGM guy says a Nick starts at WHY. Tomorrow. On the new morning. And he won't be calling. He won't be calling. He'll be calling. He'll be calling at stale air. He's like a fresh air. I try to read a text on the air from my active visitors and what do I get for it? I get it. Who gots? Who gots? Oh, no, it's that it's Derek car, not David car Derek Derek Derek car looks like he was really just like just look at the quarterbacks before now among the leaders, you know, Derek car look terrible with the Raiders. Now he's got a good coach. He's got a good offense. He's moving around. I'm telling you the Eagles the next two weeks, I'm not saying they're going to lose both games, but if they don't get this defense tightened up and they don't get Antonio brown back, they're going to have a hard time trying to go toe to toe with two teams that can score the football. It's Sirianni in trouble because they're not going to blame somebody like the new hire, right? They're not going to blame any of the players who are on contract. Him and howie. No, but we know how he's got a lifetime gig. So no, I mean, unless it's Sirianni's Jeffrey Lori doesn't fire coaches, especially a coach who's had three consecutive winning seasons. Yeah. The bottom line is, you know, this, I don't think that he gets fired no matter what happens until the end. If this team goes into the tank and they can't get out of it and they're struggling, you can't keep changing coordinators. Teams that change coordinators every year seem to be losing teams. Vic Fangio again, God bless him, but he's up there in a booth and he's he should have a whole he should somebody should bring him up primos. Bring him a day. I want to see him in the Primo's hokey and the Caesar Superdome on Sunday afternoon when he takes the first bite out of one of those primos, the Turkey one where you put the cranberry sauce and, you know, when they make those babies, oh yeah, the gobbler, the gobbler, gobbler. All right. He's eating a gobbler than the Eagle defense will be gobbling up the turf. I'm too scary, man. I said Antonio Brown talk obviously Antonio Brown, by the way, a great follow on Twitter now. I don't know if you follow him. Well, unfortunately we've we've gobbled up all the time for this segment, Bruno. So we're going to have to bounce on out of here. But thank you very much. What I mean, he's going to wash it down. I have breaking news for my boy, Luigi Kurt, Oh, yeah, when he's eating that gobbler from Primo's in New Orleans, he will wash it down with a Frank's Black Cherry Wishniak. Yeah, they'll fly it in for him into New Orleans. Yes. The Black Cherry Wishniak. All right. Bruno, great stuff. As always, I don't know what we accomplished, but I laugh my ass off. I love it. Well, thank you. We've broken all down. The important things have all been, you chopped it up, chopped it up, spit it and we rubbed it down. There you go. The next freak off freak off or freak off, whatever you're planning this upcoming weekend. There he is. Tony Bruno, live from Florida.
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