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Anything and everything that comes along across our heads over the course of the week that we go to know what. Let's have a chat about that because that's always having a bit of an inquest into our I want to reveal something or we might get a chuckle over or whatever that's going on. And I'm Phil and you might remember me from such podcasts as. Oh, I'm good with fingers even though it's the opposite point in the directions. I would say I'm a professional anyway right there. That's gav there may may gav I'm going to do this and I actually invited now to gav. We actually avoid Steve a lot tonight, but unfortunately he's laid up at the moment. So he said now he's he's hanging off in a different way. His damage is back. It's not good because we're often how many weeks we often mean him or often three weeks to the lovely shores of my beta. Yeah, for what? For a boss. Nice. Thanks. Thanks. Just two of us going to hold hands and everything we are. So where have we been gav's been on the talking cup doing all the work and the hard work and the hola. You thought I was on holidays. I did go on holidays. I went on holidays and gav I wanted to tell you all about my holidays because you might remember before we left. I was telling you about all these mountains. I was going to circle up and down and Spain and everything that went on. And sadly I went blind for nearly a week. Blind? Yeah, this is not even a messy make-up thing. So we went over on Sunday morning and we went to a water park on the Friday. Had the boat you could organize for that weekend and the start of the final week. Had a great time. Woke up and set them on. Bounced out of bed. Didn't even have too many drinks at the Friday night. I actually really had one or two. So it was fresh as a daisy. No, not really. Although I did after I went blind. Anyway, it's a bell stop. I was like, this is great. I said, this contact lens now isn't sitting well. I'm just going to change it, right? Came out. But the tunnel went in to change the contact lens and came out. Couldn't see it, but right away. Completely gone. And I'm laughing at that. And I haven't checked if the ability to see from it really is come back a bazoon I ask. No, it's going forward. Oh, these are lentoid openers. Absolutely. What do you want to say to sing over to the oil patch? Oh, Gabriel. Gabriel. So the force thing that came into my mind was, oh my God, we're going to end up having the very oil patch like Trev did after all this leg and it did for years over that road. But it didn't, right? So that was it. Well, I did what every good Irish man did in these situations. I panicked internally, right? Yeah, but it's absolutely fine. It's not this, it's a pass, right? I dismissed the force of all. I was just like, no, I must have got something in my eye now and I just can't see it. It's a bit cloudy or something like that, right? So I know it'll do. I'll wash it with a bit of water there. That'll be grand. It wasn't grand to get worse. Then I kept going and then I did the other Irish man thing, which was, you know what, I'll just wait until tomorrow to see if it gets better magically overnight. Yeah. So, yeah, I waited at the sleep. Actually, we went there that night and at that stage I now had pain in my eye and it was just continually streaming at this stage and it got so blood shut, it looked like it was built bleeds, right? But I said, right, it's not a deal. Instead of going to get the look that I'll take an anti-inflammatory and an anti-histamine and see if that settles it down. Irish medicine here, Conan. So I did that. I started to settle it down a wee bit and I went to a restaurant and I said, "You must have taught Ireland." It's completely insane. I look like a man from... Do you remember the Pink Panther movies who had the Twitch every time? You are foreign. This happened, right? It's like this. You're a restaurant? You're a way foreign, weren't you? I am when this happens. And have you got, like, can you speak the language? I think I have a bit of Spanish, so it's not like I'm completely unable to... Because I don't have a fucking word of it. Can I tell you what happened here in Spain? Go on, yeah, go on. No, no, no, I'll tell you what you're finished. Just remember to tell you. Certainly he's done, so I woke up the next morning strange enough and I was even more blind than I was the day beforehand, right? Absolutely, Steve, you weren't there yet. And I started looking up hospitals and now the big problem is because I'm right handed, so you're mainly right-sided in terms of my right eye and probably more dominant than my left eye, so I was... Well, on the outside, yeah, I was so completely out of sorts and just all over the shop. Basically, I was all over the shop, right? Because everything was now on the left hand side. So when I tried to read something, I couldn't read it because it was like this, right? I wear a glass, obviously I said I wear contact lenses, so I had to wear glasses now because I couldn't manage it, right? I was there. Anyway, I started looking at hospitals and everything to go to. And then I went to, so the best thing about Spain is that chemists are almost like doctors. So I said, "Right, we'll go to the chemist because we're still in the Irish, the good Irish man." Instead of giving in and going to the hospital or to the AAD or whatever, right? I was like, "No, I'll go to the chemist and see if the chemist can give me something to make me better, right?" Yeah, because he has deadly painkillers over here, that just sort of everything. So, now the chemist in Estepano where I was, it also says up to the street. Screams when you walked in the door. You said, "Look at me all the time." So, as I can speak with the Spanish, I told her I said, "There's no problem with this." And it was grand on tourist day, but can't see today, this one, this one is foreign. So brilliant, she goes, "I'll give you an antibiotic." And she goes, "I'll give you an antibiotic." And if that doesn't clear up in three to five days, go to the hospital because it's something serious. I was like, "Oh, like this, this is a great situation here, right?" So, that's a great answer to an Irish person. Because any other nationality would have went, "Boy, don't we go to the hospital now." Because if it doesn't clear up in three to four days, I'm five days' ward off if we don't go to the hospital now. And people are like, "I can literally live with an eye." But Irish people go, "Fucking sound. Genoa, I'm gonna trust you with literally me sight." And if we don't have to go to the hospital for four days, you'll deal with me. That's so Irish. And it's also because I don't really want the hassle of trying to talk to somebody in Spanish in the hospital, because I can deal with this bit, which is easy to say of a problem with the oils, and this is what happened, and I think it's an eye infection, right? He'll tell you what happened to me. I don't want to go to the hospital and get a fella who could speak English and explain it to him, right? Anyway, that was this. Anyway, you almost said, "There you go. Hands me." It antibiotic oil drop, right? Yeah. And she goes, "250." I was like, "Jesus, 250 quid. That's a fierce expensive thing." I was like, "Okay, 250." And she goes, "No, no, no. It's just two-year-old 50s." One of our bleeding lotions I've made. I was like, "Genoa, I'll take Canada. Thanks very much. Went on." The kid was telling them, "I'll sell them and do what you said when I got home." It'll do me till I get home, right? Don't worry about your five days. I'm off it here in six. We're grand. Give us that. Lasted it in, I would've chosen it out. I could start seeing it again on Tuesday. I know, everything's back to normal now. Yeah, my biggest fear, actually, after that happened was, "What happens if it's the other one?" Because I was the only one that was driving over there. Sounds like. Wouldn't it be an amazing... We've seen her even here, no even. Remember that fella? Which way do I go now? Yeah. What happened to me was I was in Spain and walked. I was over in Spain. It wasn't a holiday, it was a walk. And when we were flying out, we took off of it with Dublin on the plane. And when you open your ears, pop. Yeah. Very rarely happens to me, right? Um, season floor, you know, doesn't happen to me. But, literally... Business class. It's just, you know, near the wing or something, whatever, it must be where it is. It's David, it's David tells me that's what you guys are like in business class. You don't get ears popping in the special prep situation. So, he takes off, and it's this... This girl, about four years or six years ago, I'd sit beside me. And I'm older. And when you go out on the plane, I said, "Do you want to sit at the window?" You know how your kids are sitting at the window. I said, "Look, I don't mind if you just want to switch over to the oil." "No, no, it's fine." But when we went up, my ears popped. And the young girl beside me, her ears popped as well. And I could see her, her body kind of shaking. Yeah. And I said, "Jesus, I got that as well." You know, so I'm talking about it. Landed. And... Honestly. I'm like, "It's Maro." No, honestly. He... Oh, fucking... Killing me. Right? Now I'm in trouble, right? And I was like, "What I saw of this when I was like, a drink." Right? A drink on the side of this. And now, kept going, kept going. I got about a day and a half in, and I said, "I have to go to the chemist." "I have not got to war the Spanish." "Ola?" I'm fucking... Whatever you say, you say, "Thanks." Right? So... I was like, "Right, I go with a fucking chemist." So I go with the chemist, and I walked in, and I was like... I was like, "What do we say?" And I said speak English, and they're like, "No, I'm looking at me." I was like, "Fucking hell." So I was like... I was pointing to me, and I was kind of dealing with this face as if, you know... I had to hold me in all my ear, and he was like, "Okay, only comes out." And she had this massive array of fucking, like, air plugs. I was like, "No, no. It's not like... Why have you got this many air plugs for us to bother, right? And second of all, you don't put something like that in your ear. I was trying to tell them I needed drops. Yeah? Yeah, yeah. So the woman eventually, "Oh, go on." So she comes over with this bottle. I was like, "That's exactly where I need you." I was a little squeezy top on that, and the whole lot. So I was like, "Perfect." So I paid for it, and everything. I went back to where I was staying, laid down on the bed, and I just fucking dropped. You know, like, take two, and I was like, "Five drops in to get as much. Fill it up so you can't hear it, eh?" So that's what I was doing, and I was like, "Right, grand." So I said, "What I've done, set me a lamp for two hours a time. I'll have a sleep." Because I wasn't sleeping with it. So I set me a lamp, and I woke up no difference. Just years, just felt like I was out there being swimmers. Like, for a long time. It was horrendous. When I got back to Dublin, I had to go to the doctor. I mean, wait for the players to go to the fucking doctor. Like, you're walking the fucking awkward, and everything here. Like, you're walking the soil, because you're here. Yeah. I went down to like, "None today which I'll be able to. Give a soil in this massive soil in this infection." Infection in this fashion. Many drops you put it in your ear and it has 4 cards in your ear. And I was like, "Oh, it last all faked and ear drops and anything." But you want to see me in the chemist trying to explain to them. And they were looking at me like, "I was fucking stupid." And friends, I was stupid. But anyway, we're back at full health. You've had a long holiday. Well, I haven't, I haven't, because it's like... As you know, so I want to thank anyone who's in here, right? I want to thank everyone and anyone who joined the fantasy premiere league. I think we raised, we didn't get to 400 to get the 1000 into it and the 1000 into it. You got 40, 90. We're very close to it. I think it's now, I think we've got 600. Might be something like that, yeah. Yeah. So, which is great. So, there's six for the winner and six has gone into the charity, which is fantastic, right? And it's taken us, I think we're a tree now, right? And have two events left. So, that's phenomenal. Does that get you up the tree? There, there, out. There you have. And I have another 100 for you as well. Because recently on the Talking Cup podcast, there was a, there was a youngish boy. I don't know if you know this, but there's a youngish boy that watched the podcast and commented and stuff. Passed away recently. And we just, boy, Chance, we found out what happened. But there was a, a lad called Kevin Ball that was in the chair. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, so what happened was, I'm not going to name the person, but a person sent me a 100 euro. And said, well, you put that to the charity. And I put Kevin Ball's name as well. So, I have that there for you as well. So, I have a few quid, obviously, for you, for people that paid me. For the fans football and you have a list of them. I sent you that every time I got it, I sent you a person's name. So, you have that and I have a 100 euro on top of that for you. So, I'll bring one because, because as you, when we're going to the list and all that type of stuff, I know what's in there from the revenue. So, it all matched up because the 60 in the league, right? Yeah. So, on your side, it was 5.90, I knew it was 60 in the league. So, we're there. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. And anybody that sent their money to me, they couldn't get hold of you or whatever. I took their name and I sent it on to you every time. So, you could add it to the list and I'll go and sort of stick with it. That's great. Look, and I just, in case Stephen did, he's watching this even in the safebed, I want to say, well, don't you have a problem with the league. It's always good. You set the league up and you're, you're, you're the foundations. You're the foundations style. Well, Steve, Steve was probably picked like four players from APES, which, four players from Southampton. A Liverpool player just to keep up with the interest. Then he just went 4-4-2, wherever. And then he just left it. To be honest, it's kept me interest for three weeks. Well, Matthew, Matthew was managing mine. So, I set it up, mine, and then he's managing the rest of the season for me. Nice. Okay. Well, where are we going to talk about tonight? Because we're 20 minutes in. We haven't talked about anything bare in your elements and all your elements and stuff. Yeah. I just want to apologize to everyone because I've got a race in the weekend, the following weekend. And I know where in the years it should be because of that wipe problem. Yeah. To be totally honest with you. Right now. So, my aim was to get, so just, just, just what we're doing is, I hope we get under three arrows. I'm setting this out for you now, right? You do this all the time. You go back and you go, how'd you go? An hour and forty-eight. No, no, no, no. This one, this is one I've done three times, right? And the best time I've done so far was last year and it was three hours and one minute, right? And I was screaming at myself on the second drone because I stopped and I stopped jogging. I hadn't, the legs were gone and I had to walk and I was, I was screaming at myself about how retoned I was and how much of a so-and-so I was as I refused to run. And then you just went down a bottle of the oil drops, the Spanish oil drop. And then fuel, like you have wings, those like smoke on the back here. Yeah, that ball, toberdex will give you wings, right? Yeah. So, anyway, that's the aim. It's three hours and the plan is to get under three hours. So, I'll let you know how it go. I'm down there, yeah, not this weekend, the following weekend. And then I'm back and I'm off to a beat with a good friend and colleagues, and then I'm back for a week. And then the last race, the last one is Calernia. So, we've got a very short, we've got a five, four or five weeks to see if we can get the train a half, right? And then I'll have it open until the end of December and I might have a sneaky surprise event that I'm going to do in the start of November. We have to go to it. Now, but you can come along to the after party. It's going to be in Johnny Fox's afterwards for anyone that's not going to be... It's a long way away, I'll go. It's a good old day out. It's the Dublin-McClough Mountain Rescue Team run, which I did last year. The 26k last year, I'm only going to do the tortilla. I won't have time to do all the training for the 26k. So, we have to go to the pub, we have to go to Johnny Fox for a point. Right, exactly. Right, here we go. Rocking and rolling. Force one up, right? Force thing one time. We have to be quick, because we're only 40 minutes left. What we've talked about, we're doing now. Okay, okay, okay. Well, the air starts now, right? So, I was going to start with American College football players' names, right? Just because it was a noise opener. Amazing. So, Urban Aleo had the most millions crack with this, because I found a list of the most ridiculous names in college football leagues ever this year, right? Yeah. And this is a very specifically good year. So, these are real people, so you can go check these names. So, for example-- So, what's that with this, are we? Let's start with it, just to get us going, right? Yeah. So, playing as a wide receiver for the University of Royce, the football team this year, is Mo-Bility. [LAUGHTER] Mo-Bility. Yeah, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on a minute. Hold on a minute. Have you ever researched this to the point where these pricks have changed the name by the ball? No, this is their names, right? Because it's on. Hold on. Mrs. Bility, right? Mrs. Bility, right? Mrs. Bility, right? Give his breath to this little fella. It goes, "Mo." Mobility. Mobility. [LAUGHTER] From Dallas, Texas, playing for Royce University. Yeah. [LAUGHTER] Mo-Bility. This is fantastic. Come on, Keith, come on. I'll do an hour of this. [LAUGHTER] Joining him at LA Tech, currently, is... Where does he play? He's a defensive back, and his name is Pig Cage. [LAUGHTER] Oh, God, Piggy. You can't name it to a pig. [LAUGHTER] I'm not making these up. These are real people. No. Hold on, hold on. Somebody named a child Pig. [LAUGHTER] It comes. [LAUGHTER] It comes. It comes deeper. [LAUGHTER] I don't know. This is America. Sorry to worry. American listeners have probably known it to be. They've known it was born. So. But she won't take offense. Yeah, yeah. So he was in Archbishop's. [INTERPOSING VOICES] Pig Cage. Yeah, playing for LA Tech. And moving on. X, Oklahoma, Suma Quarterback who didn't play. [LAUGHTER] And play any games for them. But it's currently now. I can't remember what he's playing. It's ULM. So I'm not sure what college that is. I think it's the University of Louisiana. But anyway. General Boozy. [LAUGHTER] General Boozy. Like Ashley says in the chat here. The full name is Mohammed Billity. It's more as truly now. Like, honestly. We know anyone that's called Mohammed. Right. Most of them. It's shortened to mole. So they're going to be known as mobility. Right. Pig Cage is off the fucking chat. And what's this one, the name? General what? General Boozy. [LAUGHTER] Again. Again. Right. That sounds like a name of an army person in a kind of skit movie. Right. Sounds like a character out of the Jukes of Hazard. Yeah. But the thing is, right? Who names the child general? [LAUGHTER] It's like, is your child special? No, it's just a general child. I think it's just called a general. His dad is captain probably. Right. And he's got general. Admiral is going to be his son's name. [LAUGHTER] Wow. [LAUGHTER] Anyway. Right. So we'll move on. Ashley says, don't worry. I went to school where Ali cuts. [LAUGHTER] And all of her me. I actually went to college with a girl called an Fball. I'm not even messing about that, right? [LAUGHTER] An Fball? [LAUGHTER] Well, anyway. Right. Hang on. Gav, you've got to love this one. Oh, yeah. So... Ali cuts is fantastic, by the way. I know. This is University of Connecticut. He's a defensive back and he's a senior. It is, of course, Mr. Dude Pearson. [LAUGHTER] Oh. That's like his parents have seen into the future for his pronouns. What would you like to be called in 2024? What's the most? I would like to be known as Dude/Goy. [LAUGHTER] And Pearson/Human. Honestly, you can't like your child. You can't like your child to be doing these things. [LAUGHTER] It gets better. [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] This is mad. How did you come across this? [LAUGHTER] I was looking up names as you deal because the college football season was back. Me and Ray Dick are going through it all, right? And then Neil's like, "Look, remember your man, Stets and Ben, right? Who used to play for the Georgia Bulldogs?" I was like, "I have to start digging." So I was just looking for the best college football names that were in the 2024 season. So these are all playing this year. Dude, Pearson. Yep. But the one most important thing, so remember the X Factor? Well, you're never going to forget Jukes. Ryan Becker. Memorable? Where's it? Memorable Factor. [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] Look. [LAUGHTER] Look, on a series now here, right? On a series now. Really? It's like, do you remember when in Dublin, you went through this mad stage of like calling their kids Beyonce and Pocahontas and all sorts of madness, right? And they don't think of their children when they grow up like... Yeah? Memorable. Memorable Factor. It's going all around. Memorable. Memorable. Like, memorable. You know what I mean? Like, that's not a name. It's just not a name. I was like, I was checking to make sure that these are real people and it wasn't a thing. So... I would be double checking. I was actually... Maybe not that they're real people. They're clearly real people. They play with them. But I would have thought they've changed them as a bit. Our boy, Dave Paul, is at some act of defiance because memorable factor. Memorable Factor, yeah? And even the second name, Factor, is a bit mad, isn't it? Hang on. [LAUGHTER] The fence of back... Ambility. Actually, now you think. Hang on. Go on. The fence of back for the Louisville Cardinals. I present to you Mr. Storm Duck. [LAUGHTER] Fucking hell. [LAUGHTER] Right? I wish that that was the worst. Right? But the film... I think I need to watch a few of these games with these people on the pitch and the commentary is actually saying the name. We're out actually gone. This is fucking madness. Do you know what I mean? That's like... Can you imagine? Storm Duck. Storm Duck. [LAUGHTER] So when you're born, your second name is Duck. Now that's difficult enough as it is, right? Yeah. But like... I don't know. It's very hard to pick any name. I suppose if you can't pick a really good name to go with Duck, you just pick something mad. And it just takes away from Duck as well as... Maybe it's a deflective thing. It's got to be something because it's almost... Oh, hold on. Tom Bowlin says, "I know a family with a sore name, whore." No. And they named their daughter, Ollie Mae. No, no, no. And it'd be Ema anyway. So anyway, right? There's no need for that. Is he making that up? No, but like... Hold on. He might... He might be making it up, he may not. Because like... We're sitting here going, that is ridiculous from Tom. But... Your reading names are ridiculous. I know, there's another guy playing for... Do you remember the East Carolina Pirates? They were in the Netflix series. Oh, but... The Last Chance You. Yes. Yeah. That was a great last series, wasn't it? Yeah. Well, we have one fellow. His name is Panda Askew. Panda Askew. Yeah. I was about to ask you a question. I know these have to be made up. Another fellow playing for Kennesauce, they... Dodge Sarser. He only goes for plates and bolts. Dodge Sarser. Fucking hell. So he just goes around to the other boy, it's tough. The one... The one that... Look, he's been named... That was a bad favor, K. - The Dodge Sarser. - Yeah, but look, if you called him... You know, Matt. Matt you. - Right? - Matt Sarser. But what I'm saying is... And the dancing, they're going, no. No. My favorite characters of all time are definitely The Dodge. And I'm called. I always said I called my first one, Dodge. And they're like, it's fucking stupid. Don't care. Sure. Geeze the nourish name. - Don't care. - Come on. - Come on Sarser. - We agreed when we tried to conceive this show that I could pick the name if it was a boy and it's Dodge. And that's what's happened here. That's actually what's happened here. This is a series of people that just have happened to end up in college football. But the mother and father have done this team where they go, "If it's a boy, you can name it. If it's a girl, you like your name." And you're like, "Would you fuck up?" Just make the decision between us. But that's what's happened. But the last one, the last one I give you, right? Which is, to finish the segment, is the LSU safety. And he's a senior, so he's been there. And I've seen him play 'cause I watched a few LSU games. Major boards. Major boards. Major boards. Fuck. It's quite clearly, Mr. Born's long last nephew, right? Major boards. What was Mr. Born's sidekick? Smitters. Smitters. Wait and smitters. Two seems and references now. But they're just standless. Major boards, immense. And I just had to kick off the show. Take it away with America. If you rock up to a scale in Dublin. And they say, "Do you watch your name?" And you go, "Mau, watch your second ability." "Mau, ability," that's the end of you. That's the end of you. You know what I mean? You're being homeskilled. There's no doubt about it. You're being homeskilled. Look, I'm being honest with you. You know what I mean? Like, that is absolutely, like, just... You're getting hammered. What's going on? What's going on? Hell yeah. What's your name? Star. That's a dead name. What's your sore name? Dook! No, man. The killer, isn't it? Absolute killer. It's out of the door here for this dog, hold on. Sorry for that. It's out of the voice. It's out of the voice. Storm. Dook. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, there we go. Anyway, right? I just want to get that going. And just to get that out. I need to walk out of the system because, for me, it's been a phenomenally productive use of time at the weekend. Go on through all the garbage for other things. Absolutely. It's out real. It's out real. It's out real. We're only thinking of all them, and I'm just thinking, like, it has to be the place you live in that lets you away with this. It has to be. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. But you're absolutely slotted and done for that stuff. You couldn't get away with it. No, you wanted to be fair. Wow. No. You wouldn't. You'd be straight down to the cards going, please, for the love of God changing me name. To Mick. Okay. John's. So, but it's, like, to be fair, it's not hurting anyone, and it's great crack. And, like, if you want to be called memorable factor, or your parents want to call you a general boozy. Oh. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Yeah. Well, we can't, we can't have major. That's a great. We've had general boozy and major. We're a boozy goes and marries a woman. Right? And she goes in to fucking the doctor, or anywhere we're waiting area, and we go, yeah, just sit down and take a seat there for a second. And next of all, fucking, this fellow comes out to it and goes, Mrs. Buildy. And she's like, yeah, and I'm like, what is going on here? You know what I mean? Like, you know what I mean? And, like, just imagine sitting in the waiting room and these names are being called out in front of you. It's like, it's like, um, it'd be a perfect thing for it. If you got all those people in a room, right, in a waiting room, and then added maybe 10 to 12 of the general public and stuck a camera in the place. And we just watched the people's reaction here. You'd be looking at a girl. What's going on? What's going on? Yeah, unbelievable. Next, next thing up, Gav. Right. And this is, this is coming on the back of so much, uh, chat. That's completely relevant to it. Right. But isn't the national, the concept of a national anthem, isn't it just insane these days? So your references, are you referencing here the fact that Lee Karisley has taken over as the manager of England or the interim manager of England? Is this where you're going? I'm just, just discussing the fact that I think the concept of a national anthem nowadays, right, is insane. Right. And it's like, if somebody chooses not to sing it, that it can actually cause mayhem. And it's not just the Lee Karis. If you remember back to when, um, Colin Kaepernick was protesting against, you know, uh, brutality and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah. And they all took a knee and they were still singing the national anthem. And it was all based around the national anthem. Like national anthems are intrinsically the madest thing or you can think of, right? That, that, what you think about it. And when I think about rugby, the fact that they get to sing the national anthem and then they get to do it at the party piece. Right. All the teams don't get to do a party piece. Yeah. So, yeah. So a couple of, a couple of things on this. I'm glad you mentioned the party piece bit. So just under the Karisley thing. Right. So anyone that doesn't know Lee Karisley is, I think he was born and bred in England. Um, yeah. I want to say he was. He plays for the Republic of Ireland. He played for the Republic. He, he decided to play for the Republic of Ireland. Um, because of the granny reel or whatever else that goes on in, in football. Um, he plays for Ireland. He, he does okay for it. Never, never didn't, he turned up. He gave everything else. Now it's where the bench is. He goes back. He, he, he ends back opening in, in England. Not back opening. He's, he's in England and he's become a really, really highly rated coach. Okay. He's managing another twenty once. Um, I'm not too sure if he's the manager when they win that on the twenty once tournament. Going back a year or two ago, but he's really highly rated. And anyway, England partway is regarded. So, okay. He takes over as interim charge and his fourth game is against Ireland. And they're like, really be singing the national anthem. He goes, I don't sing national anthem. You know? And they were like, oh, well, this is an absolute outrage. Now the English have seemed to have gotten that Fabio Capello, the Italians, Fengar and Ericsson, Laura Reston now, um, the Swede, um, where two managers bring them between two thousand and one. Um, and around two thousand and tenish? Yeah? And around that? Um, and both of them never sang the national anthem because they weren't English. Okay. Lee Karisley plays for Ireland. Doesn't sing the Irish national anthem. Doesn't sing the English national anthem. So, but they've literally got after this coin to say where I'm just singing it. You have to remember those people in the England team don't sing the national anthem. Those people in the Irish team don't sing the national anthem because a lot of them were born and bred in England but just have grandparents. So, it's an absolute and utter nonsense. An absolute and utter nonsense as to what it is. But I'm really happy because I was going to, I thought we were going to do stuff. Whoa. The Ruby of the parody piece has really got me now because yeah, yeah, really. Everyone's walking up and getting on to this and it's like, tell you what, we're bolting our songs and then we'll deal. Britain's got talent. Isn't that what it's like? Do you know what reminds me of, right? So, the lads, the South Islanders and the New Zealanders have a deadly thing to do in the Hakka, right? The Hakka, yeah. And then everyone says, we can do so better. It's like scale kids. You know what I mean? We can do so better. Well, Ireland sing two songs. Now, Ireland let you do a concert. Yeah. It's like we do a concert. We've gone mad. Ireland do the hits. Yeah. White out of the Irish rugby team as the New Zealanders are doing the Hakka, right? Why don't they latch on Riverdance and the Irish lads start doing the Irish dancing in front of you? So, what are we doing here? Are we putting forward things that match the land in rugby? Because that's where it happened. We should put forward things that they should do. Yeah. Okay. Right. Well, here we go, right? I think so. If you go to, there's not many countries really play rugby to a high level, right? So, you've got New Zealand and we probably will offend some people here. So, if you get an easy offended, torn off, we don't mean that, boy. But here we go. So, England, sorry, New Zealand do the Hakka. Yeah. I just said Africans are that? I don't, I don't, I genuinely don't know enough about the South African lads to say, but do they do something as, I don't think they do anything at the moment. I think they just get straight in. Well, Ireland sing two songs. New Zealand do a Hakka. Right. The Tonga and Western Samoa, they are do Hakka. They all do Hakkas as well, right? Yeah. Right. Actually, I think of a better day. I think you have to develop your own Hakka. So, when I say to the river dance poetry. Right. That can be Ireland's Hakka because it fits in. So, what's wrong with the call to arms, going to think? Yeah. So, you're not allowed to sing another song anymore, right? So, you have to do your national version of what the Hakka would be, right? Right. Because the Hakka was a war dance. The tribe used to come against these. But that could get fairly stereotypical. You know, like Japan should do some sort of martial arts. Right. Would you be very scared to go? No. I don't think that should happen. I think Japan should... What should happen is, I think you should put... Say there's ten teams. So, let's go through them. Right. You have England, Ireland, France, Wales, and Scotland. Italy, Scotland. That's how the Six Nations, right? Leave the museum, Brazil. They're the original and the best. So, leave them there, right? You've got Australia, so that I forget Argentina. Right? Japan are decent. So, I think the Australians should all play digital videos. But that's very separate, stereotypical. What I'm saying is, we should be going, right? There's ten teams. Like Kervis and Clara Scotland is the belt of Orlando. Clara Scotland, the Italian one, and the French one. The rest are fucking brutal. They're all deadly, right? But what they should do is, they should go, right? Ten teams. And what we're doing is, they should do it like the Eurovision. You know where they go years ago now, when they used to ring some fellow in a room. They'd go, "Yeah, there's 12 of us here. We've listened to all the songs, and this is what we think is best." No phone, enjoy. So, what they do is, they go up to all these different nations, and what they end up with is ten suggestions in a bag. Right? And the captains, when it comes to the World Cup or whatever, the captains are going to go really, pick some out of the bag, and this is what you just have to do. So, the French could end up with fucking a hip-hop dance to the hacker, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah. You could have like, you know, South Africa might have to do like, um, like, yo, yokel fucking singing or whatever. You just have to do the tenting. Yowling. Yeah. Things like that. Right. Right? But you just have the captain has the yodel world, or some sort of, you know... Thomas, right? I think I'm out to something here, right? So, if you think about it, so remember the South African World Cup, the Vuvuzadas was the single biggest noise, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. But imagine if, as the, as the New Zealand lads are doing the hacker, right? All the South African lads there are doing responding by doing the Vuvuzadas back at them. Because they should be putting them off doing the hacker. And more and more, right? If this is a call to arms before we go to fight, then we're, you should be putting, you should be trying to put the other fellas off. Well, Red Steve says the French did sing La Marseilles, and then they were a bit of Marcel Marco Moyen stuck in a box, walking against the wind pulley on a roll, right? I'd love to see, you know, a team sing that anthem, right? And then wander onto the pitch, and then you all just have to stand still, right? And whoever meals for us is like a knockout competition. Right? Yeah. So, you know, like the people, you know, when you walk down the street, you see these people painted in like silver, and they're fucking there, and they're just stuck like, yeah. So, they all have to do that. And the manager goes, "I'm going, you're out, you're out, you're out until you get a winner." And it takes 20 minutes, it takes 20 minutes. This is their team lads, you know, it's down to the generations. That's what we do. It's something along the headlines. Ultimately, it comes down to, like, the concept of standing for a national anthem and filling up time before a match is mad, right? And it's like, then will you chow in something else? No, I don't mind the national anthem. I don't mind the national anthem. Don't get me wrong. When you're staring at the same two songs, and then you're doing a dance over fucking here, do you know what I mean? And then, if we're a little guy involved, [LAUGHS] I'm going to read the cover there, if I'm fucking mad, cheers. I can't really put it to base. Like, they should, like, they should have different things to do. Like, if one of them's doing it, I don't suppose that hasn't happened before. You know, the hack is a big team, but I'm surprised. You know, all the teams haven't gone, well, we're going to fucking do something back to them. You know, don't give them, don't give them an injury. But it shouldn't be stereotypical stuff. It should be stuff that, you know, wouldn't even think of a sautee. Like, Argentina. Do you know what I mean? Do you know what I mean? Well, what are you, like, what, what are you doing? So, I don't know enough about Argentinian society to say, this is what they typically do in this type of arena, right? Well, what they do is just, just, when Argentina finish singing the national anthem, do you all walk into the middle of the pitch? So, I'll handle the fence and saute each, right? And it's a fucking 15 on everyone goes in with a fence and saute, and whoever comes out the window is the winner. Do you all just strap these things on to them? Not looking crazy. Not looking crazy, right? Yeah. Where when they hit it, you're tingling it up to say you're a shot, right? But you wasn't the Olympics again, will you? Right. Now, what I'm saying is, right, if you put this all over you, right? And what happens is, the Argentinian sing, wherever the Ashland remains, and then they just offer the tracksuit hops, almost this fucking coin that looks like body armor. But it's actually, it's touch-sensitive, right? You're all given a joust and sword, wherever the fuck they call it. And then, they all go into the pitch, and they all have to stand in the same area, and they all go at each other. And if you get hit, and your body armor lights up blue, you're real. A big competition, just to show that there are four years or so. My thing for the Argentinians was that they would all have to replicate Maradona's warm-up as the New Zealanders were doing the hacker, right? They'd be building the balls up in the area. Yeah, there's balls landing on the New Zealanders. And the New Zealanders, yeah, and the troops put them off the hacker. I'm telling you, this is the, you know what I mean? It's like, and then we get, life is life when they're doing the hacker and stuff like that, and they're whacking the ball. I'd love to see, I'd love to see teams dealing with, as the hackers going on, I'd love to see, like, the Georgian team dealing with three-legged race across the width of the pitch. Yeah, I'd love to see something like that. Like, something just, where the... Did you put them off? To the point where the New Zealanders stopped the hacker and go, "What is going on here?" Yeah, that's what I'm saying to you. It's like, "What are these fellas?" They're wrecking the hacker. Like, this is... Yeah, we've stopped... No, we're now new to the hacker. You go ahead in the hacker. You go ahead. Listen, we're three weeks into a massive tree-legged race championship here. Yeah. It's a massive thing. Torn down, we're playing in the start of France. It's a bit wider than the Lansdowne Road, so we get extra points if we win this. So, there you go. Actually, it's Roy. She said, "So basically, Phil wants each national team to pick a world games event from a bag to recreate before the match." Yeah, that's basically what I think we're at. I'm forgetting to do events, and actually, if we're going to... Why don't we just take it away from rugby and say, "You know what? This is a great event. Let's do this before." Because the international football is so bad, right? And there's no point to it. Wouldn't this be a great way of getting people back to watch what's going on in international football? Here's the national anthem. Now, after the national anthem, we're all going to do something a bit different, right? So, it's going to be like, "What's your parity trick for today?" And what's your parity trick for today, even though you don't do hackers before football? Why not go on? I'd love to see pick a national team. I'm not part of which one does it. But as the hacker starts, just like this big, looks like a big mat on the ground, right? And as your man starts doing the whole thing with his fucking elbows and everything, this mat is actually an inflatable bouncy castle. And it just roys as slowly as the hacker starts, and then the opposition team just jumps, and I bounce around as a fucking deadly, 40 minutes of fun guitar, because that was whopper. And then the team just gets dragged out the pitch and he kick off. But, like, isn't just to round out the topic. The idea now of a national anthem, what's it even for? I don't mind the national anthem, but I'm not mad about the bits that go away in there. What do you not think it should be, do you not think if it's a boring national anthem? No, I don't, yeah, possibly. But I think the problem is in the national anthem here. The problem is what stuff being made, too much is being made of the national anthem. You know, people sing a piano. Do you understand? Me and I tell you something. You go into London's own route, right? Because, you know, in fairness, the English national anthem sang in English. The French is in French, the German is in German, the Irish one is in Irish, which is not the most popular of frequently used language in this country. So, I can guarantee you walk into the Aviva stadium, or you're away in the start of France, or wherever you are with the audience here. And that comes on. There's probably at least 40% of the people standing on, "Oh, you're having a breeze, what this is?" And you just go, "I think you know the last line." You know what I mean? And nobody gives out to them, nobody's wondering, "Oh, you're taking a take off a genuine Irish man, you know, when you're coming home with your folk off at Miami." But there's too much being made in the national anthem, I think. That's what it really should be. But it's just mad, like, we think of the international anthem, just to finish off as being like this massively traditional song "Let's go on back generations." It was only written in 1926. Yeah. But that's because, like, not long before, Ireland became an independent nation. We weren't even independent, then. We were still part of the Commonwealth. We didn't become an independent until... Yeah, but you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Like, it became not under British Real and stuff like that. But the thing is, like, Georgia. Did Georgia have a national anthem before they broke away from, like, the USSR, Albania, Latvia, all these countries, before I think they all broke away from... No, because the concept of a national anthem is relatively new, right? So it's until the 1900s. National anthems really don't exist. There's a couple that do, right? So, La Marcella is being knuckle around since 1786. And it's one of the greats, in fairness. The Dutch national anthem has the oldest national anthem. I don't remember. I don't even remember. But the only one you remember is the Dutch. No, not the Dutch. The Italian, the French, and the Scots. That's it. There's a tree there. Yeah. But they're all relatively new. This is a relatively new concept, national... Like, you can't say that we've been singing national anthem. Now, interestingly, God Said King was forced from 1619. And that's why it's the worst national anthem of them all. Because there's no rhythm or tone or sense or anything to it. No. And in saying it's the word king isn't as good as the word queen. And it just doesn't roll out the tongue like that. Well, that's the only reason for that cab. Because for most of your life time, it was God Said the Queen, right? As you lived a hundred years beforehand, it would have been God Said King. And you would want to change the Queen. You'd be like, "What's this about?" Right? So, again, for me anyway, I'm saying that national anthems are mental. And if they didn't do national anthems again, the only thing is, it stops more commercialized FIFA and your way for music being put in place. You should be lying around. The cab mentions the Welsh one as well. The Welsh one is on Badger. But I still don't think it stands up to the Scots, the Italians or the French. Can I talk to you about something before we go? Yeah. So, how much do you reckon it costs? Right? If you and your family and a couple of friends wanted to park their bike in a bike stand with shelter over, how much do you reckon it should cost? Say, let's say... How many bikes? Eighteen bikes. How much do you reckon it will cost to park eighteen bikes in a facility that's... Are we... Just... No, it's meant to enter the ground. Yeah. So, imagine all you say to you, what you say to you, Phil, Phil, I need you to build me a bike stand. So, it needs to hold 18 bikes. So, you need 18 of those going there. No, you need nine. Well, we'll give one each. Right? Right. So, those steel posts that come out of the ground, like little golf hosts, and I need concrete underneath. So, the wheels don't get muckier if they're standing there. And a shelter. And there's a bit of a shelter on it. You know, it'll probably need to be about 24 foot long, about 15 foot wide, a bit of cement and stuff. How much do you reckon it will cost me? Now, do you want me to give a realistic price? Or how much... I want you to tell me, if I said to you without any information, how much would it cost to park eighteen bikes under a shelter? I want to build this thing so it can house eighteen bikes. How much do you think it will cost? In reality. In reality. It shouldn't be cost more than five, six grand. And what I'm looking for is a level of perspex and a steel frame to go behind the length that you need to cover. And you want the shelter at both ends. And I'll even give you a full shelter. So, when you walk into the bike shed, you're out of the weather. Right? So, you've got a full covering on the whole lot. It shouldn't cost you more than four over six grand. Let's be honest about it. It's a very simple structure to create. Okay. So, I'm going to ask you... So, I would have said something around... I would have said around tangrad. Because steel is not cheap. Perspex is not cheap. And in order for personal experience, that perspex stuff is not cheap. And concrete. You know, you're talking... I would say tangrad. Anyway, the reason I'm asking you to feel this, because I don't even know what this is. In the doll in Dublin, which is Lenster House. Which is basically the... To put it in simple terms, it will be like... It is the parliament buildings of Ireland. Okay? It will be the early version of the British Parliament. Say, you know those buildings? Everyone is called the doll, Lenster House. And they built... A bike shed. For 18 bikes. Nice random number. For 18 bikes. And it came to a whopping 335,000 euros to build. Okay? I would reckon it's about 400 square feet in size. The concrete print. It sits on. It has a couple of poles sticking out of the ground, steel. And then it has a nice kind of V-shaped roof on it. Obviously for the water to run into the drains and stuff. And honest to God, like... It's meant to be a serious topic to this. But fuck me. Like... They have no fucking shame, do they? You know what I mean? Like, who comes along? Who in the right mind? In any sort of position. Of authority. Of our poor strings within the government or whoever else. Comes along and says... There's a good... We've had a really good idea. More and more people within government buildings are cycling to work. We need to put in a facility. That's absolutely fair. Right? We need to put car parking spaces in or... You know, when people start to smoke, people look fucking... You know, awnings outside for people. There's smoke and stuff like that. Let's supply them with someone to put their bike. That can be kept secure and dry before they go home. And somebody came along and went, "That'll cost you $334 grand." And someone went, "What a fucking price. Let's get it on." Come on, Phil. So... The only issue I have outside of the... You have to put in a 24 grand. A 1000 that was used, right? Um... Is that there's a lot simpler solutions within Lensa House. Right? Because I walked in all of us buildings, gone back years. And the simplest solution for this was to create the bicycle area in the basement area of the building. Right? So if you had to create access, like you know, a ramp down into a room where you put the bikes, because it's completely shattered and dry. It doesn't get down from the bikes to the chains and that stuff doesn't get any corrosion. It's very simple to create a room and then just put a load of bike stands inside the room, which has a security access in and out. If this is for the public, which I don't think it is, because it's mainly for people, it's behind the gates. No, it's behind the gates. So it's not outside. Then there's absolutely no reason why they couldn't create this facility for a lot cheaper within the... within the Lensa House itself. So that's my biggest issue, it's a destruction that looks great. But it looks like a bus stops downcast. Do you know what the average price of a house in Dublin is now? It's probably in and around. It's more than the 3.26K in terms of what they spent. How much do you recommend this? Well, I think people can go mad about this, right? The average price of a house in Dublin right now is around 360,000 euros. Yeah, so it's more than the... So it's cost us the taxpayer, right? Twenty-five grand less than a house. The house 18, boys. See, I take issue with that, right? And here's where I take issue with it. It hasn't actually cost us anymore, right? Because that money's had to come out of the budget of the Office of Public Works. What it has cost is meant that something else that deserves more money to be spent than it hasn't received. So it actually hasn't cost anymore. It hasn't cost us the taxpayer anymore. But it has probably stopped us from having a facility of spent elsewhere. That's my biggest issue. And I say, you could have got better value by doing it the different way. And the bit that I was really confused with, genuine, the bit that I was really confused with, is when you look at the structure, and that's why I keep saying bush shelter, when you look at the structure, it looks very like a bush shelter, right? Yes. So it actually looks like... Do you know these kind of shelters you see in taxi ranks that are like full circle taxi ranks? So the average cost of a bush shelter in Ireland is, say, 15 grand. If you put two of those together, if they had to set a cost $25 or $40 grand, people would still be going mad. So it's hard to say, well, it's the length of two bush shelters, and the average cost of a bush shelter is 15 to 15k, let's say, right? And a cost $25 or $40k because it's in there as the house, they have to use the same type of granite and the idea, the idea, they say, that's fine. I think it's just because it's so absurd in that it's hundreds of thousands, as opposed to tens of thousands. Do you know what I mean? Nobody's going to give out if a bus stop is costing this, right? And, like, again, I'm a huge... I'm a cyclist. I'm a cycling network when I'm in the office. And the infrastructure is improving all the time. There's loads more bushlands. There's lots of people cycling where I live, right? And I've no issue with it. And I've no problem, again, creating it. I think it's right that more facilities for people who want to park the bikes should be created, but just the cost is outrageous. And I go back, you could have put it in a room in the basement and created access that way, and it's for the same people that would have been using it. If I was to give you just... It was a serious topic I wanted to bring up, but we always try to make light and stuff. So, if I was to give you three hundred and thirty-four grand to spend, and your only goal in this was to... A, well, two goals. One, provide an actual service, or, yeah, like, bike stands, but upset people as much as possible. Yeah, boy, you're doing it. What would it be? It's very hard to build just a random mix. It's just a random mix, it is. Each shelter for three hundred and thirty-four grand is phenomenal. The only thing that probably would have got more annoyance, right? Yeah. Is if they had to build a dog shelter. Why? Where they could bring their dogs into work and leave the dogs there for the day, for three hundred and twenty-six grand. Well, I think they should go back to something that he'd done a while ago, and those massive, out-ready job. So, the nativity scene at Christmas in Dublin, I think might have been traditionally in Atlanta House or maybe Stephen's Green. The Mansion House? The Mansion House, sorry, the Mansion House. Yeah, same thing, right beside the door. And they moved it one year. That's right. They moved it one year, and it was like, what's going on? They're like, lads, a hundred years up the road. There's road walks going on here, we're putting in the Lewis. Do you want to put in the Lewis Inn? Yeah. We'll put in a billion pound tram service. We need the milk. We can't have the lads out in the tivity scene in the middle of the folk and build a walk during Christmas, where we're testing trams. And people are like, boy, it's Christmas. So, the tivity scene, could you not bend the folk and live us around? It was outrage. But I think something along them lines, right, where I build them a new nativity scene, but it would be horrendous. Like, the characters would be all over the place, right? And I put it, like, in an obscure street in Dublin, right, for people to visit. But instead of opening it, like, for the month of December, it would only be open on Christmas Eve. And then, when people go, what's the story with the new nativity scene? It's fucking terrible looking. Where is it? It's up beside the badge pub and round and left, right? And then people go, when's it open? Christmas Eve. Until when? Now, just Christmas Eve. Most of the class, 324 grand. So, it's open one day a year, up beside the canal. That's, I think, what I do. Just to, it's still given the service, but people are going to be fucking outrage, boy. Well, like, I think, yeah, it's mad, but just so everyone knows, because this type of stuff makes me go dig, right? Oh, what a show, sorry. Actually, it says, get the guy that done the Ronaldo sculpture in the nativity scene. We're just, we're just watching him. Where were Ronaldo's statues? He looked like, he looked like he played fucking snooker in the '80s. He smoked a bed from the edges all day. It was absolutely brilliant. Ronaldo's uncle, who started looks a bit like him, but wasn't looking, just so we can measure this, because the bus stop thing did fascinate me on us when you said, let's talk about this, right? So, if we talk 326 grand for an 18 bike stand, and then it's the house's margin, right? No, Karik and Shannon. Yes. Right? They, they built a bus stop, right? Karik and Shannon, is this the one that's... Which one is famous for the hands and stag deals? Is that Karik and Shannon? No, Karik and Shannon, right? In Lietrum, the car's to build a bus stop in front of Landmark Hotel, saving guests. It's a bus stop, no. There's not that many people in Lietrum, is there? So, it's a bus stop that's not actually bigger than the bigger... It's a standard bus stop. It's a bus stop that has shelter, as it has a roof over it. Make you watch the same Dublin all the time. 84 grand. Okay. 740,000 euro. For a bus stop? For a bus stop. Ah, fuck off. I swear to God. And here we are giving out a bit of an easy 325. Everyone is giving out about this 344 grand bike stand the house's 18 bikes, right? Yeah. A bus stop in front of the hotel. 740,000. And to get a better board vulture, because we're all giving it about the taxpayers, when the board vulture gave 500,000 euro towards this bus stop. Is it gonna sound like a bus? Is it? It won't be... Is it a multifunctional bus? What the fuck is going on here? No, honestly, I'll send you the link. I didn't make this off. Okay. Well, I'm sure there are people before we go. I'm sure there are people who want to Google and toy being a bus stop, Carrick and Shannon. Yeah. Outside the landmark. Yeah. It's, you know, a Pandora's box of entertainment. Yeah. I think I'd still go with something like the nativity thing, because I know that touch is a nerve. But I'm definitely only open for one day. And I'm lashing a mile to outside the city center. Look, I was there trying to figure out, because we were talking about, it was like, why did the car sell much, right? So allegedly, when they built this bus stop, right, they had to move. Wait a minute. Instead of moving the bus stop, this is a nice thing. This is a nice thing. Yeah. Go on, go on quick, because we're going to finish there. Go on. So, so let's, so just paint the scene here, right? Right. Who's in the scene? This is... This is just Leidram. This is a hurricane challenge in Leidram, right? Leidram is one of the most, like, there's nobody in fucking Leidram. But so there's one hotel, I think, there's one hotel. It's called the Landmark Hotel. You've got... It is, yeah. And they decided, tell you what we need, we need a bus stop. Yeah. And instead of picking a spot where there's no... Don't see it. There's nothing going on. We're going to picture them. But instead of picking an area on this street, where there's nothing going on where, like, there's a perfect place for bus stop. They've clearly gone and moved, you know, three families or something. They've knocked three families houses down. So, I'll just, there's... I'll send it on the link, but there's the bus stop, right? Oh, my God. I want a 40 grand. It's like... It is quite a big bus stop, but it's still like... It's just a bus stop. It's like a half-built bike shelter in the house, right? Yeah. They don't even have the best to go a bit around, right? They have to build this bus stop and think about this, right? So, instead of moving the bus stop... A couple hundred yards the other way, right? They had to relocate an ESP substation. [laughs] So, they went, right? I'm telling you what's the most important here. This fucker bus stop. What about all the electricity? We're going to have to shut it all down. We're going to have to move everything. It could take a week. So, everybody at Carrigan Challenge had no loy... No, he... No street... No nothing for a week where they went, "What are you doing?" We have to move the substation. We need to move the substation. The bus stop is... That bus stop is down there and nowhere else. So, there we go. It's looking... There we go. They're only short ago. Listen, we've figured out the best place with this bus stop is actually on the side of that hotel. So, what we're going to do is we're going to knock the hotel down. We're going to put the bus stop there and we're just going to put the hotel on the other side of the road, okay? On the other side of the road. For the five years, no big deal. Over the Shannon River. No big deal, okay. No big deal. Just five years of no hotel where we rebuild the robot here. This bus stop needs to go here. Do you know what I mean? They're only short. They're only short to go and listen. It turns out that when we started digging the foundation for the bus stop, we found medieval fucking coins, trophies, bodies on the end. And watch your point. Watch your fucking point. Just move all the medieval shit over there. And bury it again. The bus stop is going here. Holy fuck. And it brings it right back around to the very start of the show where you said, "This is an Irish thing." You're going blind. And you're like, "Give me something to avoid the hospital place." And I'm willing to take the risk. It's absolutely Jesus Christ. Well. It's not great. I think we should do something maybe we could read. Just call the second. That's just Irish. I think we should do it because it's just phenomenal work. Absolutely phenomenal work. Absolutely phenomenal. I have to say what I want to argue that's involved in that one, because that's a spectacular success. Because when you think, when people were getting upset about the bike shed and I started digging into it, when you were talking about it, I was like, "What does the average price of a bush out there?" The four story that came up. Yeah. Bus stop costs 740,000 a litre. I was like, "I'm going to sit here in this one and say we get towards the end of it." That is fucking incredible. Anyway, let me see. Red stage has almost been a family of European swallows, testing on that post stop. You cannot disturb eggs. And to store the eggs. Never go. Never. It's going to be how I think we're done. So that's been having the breeze. And literally we didn't have a breeze tonight as to where we're going to go. We'll have the stuff, right? We don't even do. No. And everyone in the chat, we've been watching the comments to come in. Thank you very much. And it's phenomenal to have you so long. And it's great to see all the recognizable faces. We're back next Tuesday, Tuesday, yeah. And we will get everything done. How could we wonder, yeah? We are. I might be coming back to a football part of the Stellengav. Yeah. Well, I think you'd be back next Monday on the football stuff. Because I'm going to start. No, I'm not going to do it. No. No. There's not a Liverpool/Foolball podcast. That's all right. All right. So I think it's a great man. Okay. Love you, fella. Talk about it next week. I might even go to Anfield this year. If you're going to Anfield Liverpool or that A-Lows are you fall asleep. It's a waste of fucking time. And we go into like a three-year slump. So if anyone out there can prevent Phil from leaving this country and entering, see Liverpool, please, please do so. Let's hope he goes blowing them both. Oh, he's in the beat. I can't point his way home. I'm still a race left today. I can't be doing that one hour. Look, you can't be soaking a bike with noise. Oh, you can bring your face. You can bring your voice with you. So you can bring your face. Yeah, not soaking. You can't be like here. Watch this. Oh, sorry. That was a pothole. I'd pay as to you so you could blow in with a guy beside you. No. And that guy would be a little gray. It would be just the most phenomenal thing. No. Right. We got it. The man is mental. He sent me a picture of him wearing the Dallas Cowboys helmet where he took the pad nail from the inside. It's full-size American football helmet. It looks like the head drinker from Beetlejuice with the Dallas Cowboys helmet. I don't know if he'd be interested in your movie as well, doesn't it? Well, that's for next week because we didn't get onto the topic, right? Right. I think we only got one on mind on as well. So, chill in next week. We could be talking about stuff we're meant to talk about this week. This week. It's great because you can just carry the topics over and over and over. Yeah, do whatever you want. The part, this will be open a podcast soon. Wait, sorry. Just for people now. Watch the crack. Is it just on Spotify? I don't know. That's what I need to figure out. No, it's a proper podcast feature. It'll be available on our platforms. But I think we can put a video of this up on Spotify somehow. Okay. Well, let's try that. What I do is let me finish here. A bit of admin. When I finish here, I will send you the video foil and the audio foil. Or I can give you the video foil and you can go bare to audio. Or would you like to do? Yeah, I don't know. It's the answer. Send me the video for it. Yeah. No, I'll send you both. All right. We probably should have this conversation after we close out the show to everyone. Definitely. But these people need to understand what you take. Gav, hit the button, will you? Hit the button. Look. Donate. This podcast is part of the Sports Social Podcast Network. [ Applause ] (audience cheering) [BLANK_AUDIO]
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