The Frank Fantasy Football Podcast
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[Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Guys, it's great to have you here. Any thoughts? [Music] [Music] [Music] So what we're going to do is we're going to dive into our first match up here. We will start off with no brain, almost madness versus dirty language. Nick, now in this, we're going to match up match loss at 119. [Music] We just wish things could have been better for Matt to not turn out that way. Matt, what are your thoughts on me? [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Now, in this match, though, we did see our lowest fantasy reformer in March of the Year. Out of your player, Matt has a team that is playoff contender, but, you know, the judges are like that. We're going to be able to check that out. [Music] It's unfortunate. So, better luck next time, Matt. You know, Nick, congratulations. We can now move on to all the new 3-1 runs we have. [Music] I love 4 times. I believe that is a challenge. [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Because of math, it does not seem like a zoona will make playoffs or Matt. We discussed that on the last podcast. What was that? The math on that again? You know, it varies depending on your source, but it ranges anywhere from, you know, losing week 1. You're 90 to 99 percent mathematically not going to make playoffs. And actually here in our league, according to the math, half of the teams are effectively eliminated from playoffs. We could just start playoffs tomorrow. Great, fantastic. We will now move on to Shane versus Zack. Shane has a new clever team name on Shally's behalf. Rip him and flip him with a new profile picture of Shally breaking his neck. Then we have Zack, the Green Mandingo. We have a total score of 133 versus Zack's 153. Now this was our highest point match up. It's very unfortunate that these two teams had to play each other in week one. Both guys just did tremendous in this week, but you got to give it to Zack and that 153 playoff. I mean, it would truly kill myself if I scored 133 points this weekend took the loss. I feel free, Shane. That's tough. And Jeff, as a guy who's spoken about killing himself many times, any insight on, you know, how far to the edge Shane can be? Yeah, you know, I am the master or I would say an expert of killing myself, but also a master or an expert, I should say, edgy. So when we talk about getting far to the edge, you can get right up close before you bust your load. And I think Shane can get right there before he really does unload on himself. But you know what? At the end of the day, if we have another match up like this, he might have to pull the trigger. Great. I could see Shane edging all season long, second highest scoring team every week, but just playing the highest score goes winless all season with the second most points, or potentially the most points. I could see it happening. Great. Fantastic. And again, congratulations to Zach and Saequan Barkley, leading all fantasy players this week in points. We are going to move on to the two teams. I probably hate the most in this league. We have look at my dick, Evan versus Mr. Rogers neighborhood, Jordan. Again, I just have to say, I absolutely hate these team names. Just got awful. We have Evans 103 vs. Jordan's 122. Thoughts? Yeah, I mean, right off the bat, Frank, I think you're absolutely correct. I think these are two of the worst names that I might have ever seen, especially coming off of Evans showing me them titties, showing me some teeth. I mean, that's like the number one team name that you search on Google when you look at fantasy team names, but that's either neither here nor there. I think we've seen that team name used by three different people in this league. Yeah, you know, I would say the other definitely one of the big Josh. And eight. Two legends, two absolute legends in this league, you know, again. Frank, we're looking at this match up. I got to say, you know, we're talking all this shit about Jordan, but the guy can draft a fantasy team, man. He knows exactly what he's doing when it comes to fantasy football and urine and you're out. He just puts up a solid team and solid numbers. Great. I hate to cut you off. But because of that team name, we are not going to move forward. We are going to move onwards to I am autism versus toilet truck. Yes, I'm autism. My team, your radio host and the commissioner, Frank versus toilet truck. You're my co host, Danny. This was a match up where I was not projected to win. I got to say, I got a great showing out of out of Richardson here with a 27. And then Stefante. Save ourselves some time and let's talk about who you didn't get a great showing out of because that's a shorter list. Yes, fantastic. I would say Dalton concade just really. He didn't show up to play Jalen Polk, even though he played 36 snaps, one catch, just embarrassing performance and Cleveland's defense going against Dallas. I expect her to better showing, but they fell flat on their face. Now, now let's discuss this. Let's discuss this. This match up was, you know, it wasn't close. You won by 20 points, but hear me out. I'm autism scored 10 touchdowns. Toilet truck scored two touchdowns. You're not going to want a fantasy match like that. You're just not. It's just not going to happen. But the people are asking, can I'm autism, keep it up, or did they have a spectacular, fortunate, lucky week? Great, fantastic. So we are at our five minute mark. So we are going to have Jeff go over his loss to pull me back. Jacob, who scored a 114. Jeff, the edgelord with 84. Jeff, what are your thoughts on this match up? How could things have been better? How could things have been, you know, worse for you? Yeah, if they could be. Yeah, yeah, pretty awful showing from my team at the edgelord. Seems like I was edging all week and I've never able to bust. You know, when I'm looking at my wide receivers, I mean, just God awful performances from Sun God, Drink London, Christian Kirk, Cam Sutton. And to think that Kaleo Shakira is the only one of my wide receivers that actually scored a touchdown, it's just aesthetic. And, you know, we think about how lucky other people, other teams get like Matt, picking up Allen Lazar at the last second. You really liked that pick. You really, you really liked that one, didn't you? Yeah, you know, that was just insane that he gets to beat out of at the last second. But none of my wide receivers put up even as many points as Allen's are good. So, you know, I think it's just a matter of, I suck dick at fantasy and I will never win. And my team is asked and I'm going to be the shipple and lose and come in the last place yet again. Now, Jeff, if you bear with me here, I do have a special treat for you. Okay, just please bear with me here. Let's hear it. How could this happen in me? Now, you are not going to hear this. But when you listen to the podcast, it will be on there. Believe me, it is going right now. And we have 12 seconds. All right. And it's almost up here down to five seconds. Yep. And it's done. Great. So now we are going to go through our week two matchups. After we go through them, we're going to do rapid fire. We got three minutes left here. We're going to have Jeff pick the next game of the week. So, Mr. Rogers' neighborhood versus Dirty Mike and the boys. Who are you guys taking here? It's got to be Mr. Rogers' neighborhood. I don't see him losing a single game this season. Jeff? Yeah, I have to agree. Great. I'm going to go with Dirty Mike and the boys. I just feel like his team has what it's got. And I will go with Dirty Mike and the boys, the upset. Next one, we got 12 dudes one. We got Ozuna's team versus no brains all balls. Matt's team. I'm going to have to go with no brains all balls. I mean, Matt put up a really good showing last week. And, you know, even as a CMC, I still think you can keep it going. Great. Fantastic. Danny? Yeah, you know, I'm going to go 12 dudes one ball on this. I truly believe in Ozuna as our champion. He's a three-time champ. He's the greatest to ever do it. It's Ozuna. Perfect, perfect, perfect. So, next we have Rippin and Flippim versus I Love Tortes. I'm going Shane here. I think he has a really solid team. He got a tough break last week, but I think he puffs out with a win this week. I'm going to go Shane. Great. I'm going Shane. Next, Danny's toilet truck versus Lickham and Dick. It's Evan's team. Hate the name. Go on Danny. Oh, Danny, for sure. I have to go Evan. Great. Fantastic. All right. Move it all. We have Pull Me Back versus the Green Mandingo, who's in first place. You know, I think this is going to be a solid matchup. I just, with Zach's week that he had in week one, I think I'm going Zach. Closest matchup of the week. I'm going to go Zach as well. I will go Zach as well. Sorry Jacob. Fantastic. You're good. I am autism versus Edgelord. You know, I'm going to definitely go Frank here. I think Edgelord's team sucks. And I don't think he's going to win a game all year. I'm going to go Frank as well. I just feel like he's the more sound and professional fantasy manager. When you go against a hack like Jeff, you just got to go with yourself. I'll be going Jeff here. I think Frank got insanely lucky to score 10 touchdowns. Maybe he scores three touchdowns this week. He sucks. Great. Fantastic. Now Jeff, who are you the name for Game of the Week? It's got to be Zach and Jacob. I think you got a really close matchup there against two top teams. I think it's the gringo pandingo versus... I hate to cut you off, but we have breaking news. We have to announce our Chump of the Week. Give me two seconds. Chump of the Week. Just in time. And Danny announced your Chump of the Week. The Chump has been determined by the committee. Votes have been cast. The committee has met in council and it truly wasn't even close. Every single vote was cast for O'Zoona. You are the Chump of the Week. And thank you for listening and joining us in Week 3 for the Frank Fantasy Football Podcast. [MUSIC PLAYING] ♪ I'm a talk ♪