Fort Fritz
OUTTAKES Chapter Three: Water Rights
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, it's that mortgage guy Don and MJ home loans radio is proud to bring you this Outtake episode don't miss the boat compare your quote today at that mortgage guide Don Dot com or at that mortgage guide Don on Instagram Here are the outtakes for chapter three water rights All I meant to now. That's my big hobby. I like to nap snapping. Take a nap. Go to another room and nap Taking life easy really has been my my main mission. It's like a giant wizard cat. Yeah, seriously Just finding some spots to nap and just curling up. I'm sure too. I purr too. It's really strange I'm not surprised by that. Well, you don't want to hear what it sounds like. It's not like a cat fur It's it's more like a cauldron of a witch bubbling do but if we had to hear it That's not that's not peaceful. I wouldn't call it purring. Oh, that's how it feels to me. That's like my comfort It's like you're singing. It's everything's so nice Well, no, no, it's not saying That's what I would call purring nailed it there it is Why is it tuna fish you know, I can't you don't call it steak cow That's a very astute point me and daddy thank you for sharing You think something bad happens I know that something bad is something bad happened here There's a bunch of dead babies you know happens. You know, okay. It was a it was at the DNC That's what the dam was holding back all the bathwater that thrown out with the baby For Fritz calm, I think it's the first time we said that babies colon the original bong But oh kidding aside That's man daddy It ranks among the top in the haunted dam category here in the U.S. There's more Evidently there's a bunch of dams that are haunted dams are terrifying Yeah, and they and back in the day they take so long to make and they're so dangerous to make that there's always gonna Be some issues and there's gonna be some death and that's why we are dedicating an entire episode to Fort Fritz Oh spoiler alert dams. It reminds me of that old Bardon me boy Love that he wanted to series episode we just wait with straight into dead baby jokes basically just right into it I haven't seen it in a while in a while. So now Chief dragging canoe love that name chief dragging canoe and did he have to have the canoe with him at all times? Or people wouldn't believe him that's all I'm wondering chief drive you all you just walked up You're not dragging anything. I don't have to with me all the time, dude. No name. He was just incontinent Or he was really well hung He's dragging some serious crying serious canoe there dude dragonwood now Chuck is a true professional. He kills time by adding sound No, that air. I love that about you. That's what I do now Guys, I think there was a ghost picking my nose. That was me. That was me. I was just I'm sorry I just like couldn't handle I could see it hanging out. Just like let me help this guy out Thank you, you should have seen James Carville on real time this weekend. He had a boogie hanging out the whole time You're just like come on James You're okay, you're ready to check up on him. Are you all right? No, no, I mean I'm just I mean I haven't been for a while. I mean I've been having an issue since 1973 or so yeah, yeah. Oh god. I know it's still going to my bloodstream. It wasn't a lego It's still it's still going around. I can feel it Next time it comes around. You gotta show me I'm really curious. Oh, you don't want to see it And you don't want to see how it comes out You put it back in let's well, I mean it's a part of me now It's like losing a friend a little tiny friend. Let's take a little break and Well, I want to talk more about this. No, I don't I don't though. Let's take a break There's no good luck in desecrating grapes Children, let's just kind of move on well, that's what made it kind of funny. Well, let me put the dirt back. Hold on Is it though? We get that why do you have that in your pockets? I just thought I was gonna need a pocket sand How many times? In the history of Fort Fritz. Do we go? I don't know. Let's dig up a grave a lot. Yeah Our main things doesn't happen. There we go We're done. I don't understand you all yet because you can find a lot of really cool stuff in graves I'm just saying check it out There's a lot going on All right, well, we're getting closer to the damn now. It's not getting any better Why are there why is there more than one damn in this area? I I've never understand the architecture are the features of Fort Fritz area in the back 40 because there's damn here Damn there damn there everywhere pretty soon. There's gonna be an underwater arcade filled with octopi or something I don't care. This is just one damn I thought I thought this was like a secondary damn like a like a damn structure that goes into a secondary dance No, this is the yeah, this is the long-ass damn then. Yeah, this is a big-ass mother damn We got those dams I've seen are like 14 15 feet long What damn is that you're been wet and wild? Oh, yeah, I have yeah. All right, Pete You see I'm actually getting a pretty good vibe. This reminds me of like a Christmas decoration. Oh, Tannenbaum We don't have time for your childhood trauma. Oh, now you don't want to hear about my generational trauma. Okay, go ahead later No, please we get let's take the 14 days would take to dig through that that complete chaos brain that you please Let's take that time. No, I could do it in 20 minutes, but no next week next week. We'll do it one We're inside somewhere. Thank you. All right, what a pin in it. It is brain So we see another cemetery got it Okay New cemetery. Yeah, okay same damn new cemetery. Am I right now? Okay? I thought it's a different damn new damn same damn nude cemetery. This is not nude cemetery New cemetery be very interesting. Well, I guess all cemeteries eventually become nude cemeteries But but but what a nude cemetery you can only go visit in the nude We're like the people that are buried have that specific kink. They're like, okay, look if you visit me you got to be naked I couldn't like get wholesome nudist colony cemetery. Oh, what is it to be spooky? Do people just get buried nude? Do they request that no, but I mean your clothes would eventually decompose I understand but could you imagine like they're like be like that was your last request? Like I will be naked and has to be viewing Yeah, there has to be an open casket. You got to check it out. Just every proud of what I got. Every time everybody's fine Every saucy southern grandma's like so the whole world can kiss my biscuits Yeah, she's on Grandma Bear with my ass up to the sky Let me take a look at this. What's oh, she's getting down there. You're really getting in there. Wow, we'll take the gloves CSI like Laura Durand and that's how like crap and Jurassic Park zoom in and hence When you're ready gotcha Of the four most haunted dams in the country There's a lot more dams in that that seems like a low percentage for hunting yes, so it says the four most Yeah, because Roosevelt I think was 33 to 45. I think Are you all right? My fish photo man at bass fishing I just angrily opened that beer By the way, me and daddy opens three beers in the first segment which is 25 minutes It's implied that me and daddy drinks three beers in 25 minutes. Yeah Actually, if you want to know when I'm at cruising speed if I'm drinking it's 20 it's 20 minutes per beer Yeah, usually that's my average if I'm at cruising speed For those alcoholics out there. They're trying to rate me. Yeah, that's PSA You got weak numbers kids Thank you for listening to fort for it Well, I do have a plan B here, okay, so that's fine. Have you guys heard of the st. Francis dam? Oh that we're Let me get past the fuzzy bunny story Is it was it a damn made of fuzzy bunnies? Oh, you don't want to know You can still hear them screaming at night. We're gonna get back to this There's a beaver war against the bunnies and the bunnies lost like watership down Beaver buddy war It's name was oh Pueblo de nuestras and you're a larry in that they lost and hell yes What is it? What is it translate to? I'm not Julie Rianos the city of the blessed Germany the less of chili rianos of Los Angeles as William moholland himself would say over. What are you guys looking at? Are we actually recording? Are we hello? Okay It was it was compressed. Yeah, I could see it. Yeah, okay. I was like Call them good call because that has happened. Yeah, that's I was like, hey, you know, I think we just did 45 minutes and nothing It was just giving me like that. Yeah, the anxiety. I know Um, so 1913 was a big year for dance, right? So in 30 years it went from 50 To 570,000 people. Wow and they're like rabbits. Yep. Oh my gosh the fuzzy bunnies the fuzzy Did you bring it back to the first story after all man that he didn't want to hear the nice Happy fun story. I never truly is a dick Sandstone from the other half. Okay, so one side is different than the other side. That's that's uh very common with uh rivers, uh like you find that especially in like in wine country in France In uh like bordeaux one side of the river is heavily iron based soil and the other side is heavily limestone based soil How long have you been into the wine and alkaline situation on here? I had my first mad dog at the range of 11 What about some boons farm it was about some really good stuff. Let's talk some boons farm those don't count I'm a big alkaline trio fan. I think angeles too. We thank you. You've never heard of them. Yeah, okay, they're pretty good Oh, no, that's I get this a lot because I have uh, you know for for a somewhat taller gentleman I have very small feet. Yeah, uh, I fall over a lot I'm gonna start pushing you over a lot. No, not a wide base to stand on. I'll go right over the wind blows Just yeah, so you got tiny feet and he's got the the beef speed where i'm just i'm just watching him grip The uh, the carpet while he's doing this. It's amazing. I feel like you've got to be able to just at one point Just jump up there and hang once why I have the I have the biggest disease issues That is true. Yeah, it's nice 15s Worth it. Yeah, that's all we're the awesome Oh god, I'm not gonna do this month and that time we just walked down so thank you Hey, well you should have tried this. It's amazing. You missed out. It's actually easier. You guys are gonna have a fucked up back for I didn't have it already have you met me guys. Is there a gift shop where we can see our reactions and get I have a whole video. Awesome. We gotta mock that up Shop I just heard a snortle and I looked over to me and that immediately or doesn't seem like he has a cocaine Sounds but I don't know. Did you hear that? I just heard it. Yeah Okay, okay matter what it sounds like animals What's what's there's something over in the animals with cocaine animals have cocaine We need to find these animals Get these animals now find them trap them and find out what they can do Guys The book compare you quote that mortgage guy done.com (sings) [BLANK_AUDIO]