Fort Fritz
OUTTAKES Chapter One: The Last Will
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. It's that mortgage guy Don. And MJ, Home Loans Radio is proud to bring you this outtake episode. Don't miss the boat, compare your quote today at thatmortgagegoddon.com or at that mortgage guy Don on Instagram. Here are the outtakes for chapter one, the last wheel. See the bike coming up? This is Nick's bry. So Nick's bry is right on time. My boy. Can we, can we, can we do where I just drive up in an Amazon truck? Perfect. Yeah. Yeah. Do they deliver you? Yeah, I'm working for them. They're working? Okay, I thought they deliver you. You guys have a Nick. This guy won't shut up by how hot it is back there. I'm pretty sure those are the dulce of tones of the internationally famous Russian mystical half crow witch, Baba Yaga. I was going to say, Baba Yaga Gaga. Yeah, Baba Yaga Gaga. That's all right. I'm sorry. Yeah. I was going to say baby. Yeah, yeah. Oh, well, baby Yaga, I'll be a good guy. Yeah. I honestly think she would enjoy all of those names. It's a little art deco. It's a little bit DJ Cloud. It's a little bit, you know, lots of plants. I love that you respect DJ Cloud so much. DJ Cloud is kind of our mascot. Is that the cloud what's talking at me every time I talk? Yep. Okay. I thought that was like the little guy in Mario that chases them. Okay, yeah. Lakota Lakota. Is that DJ Cloud? DJ Lakota. I don't know. Like the Native American tribe. So go back to the map. Baby, I don't know. I'm happy that I don't have to sleep in the truck. I've been sleeping in there too. Oh my God. My schedule is demanding in this heat. Some would say it's demanding. I'll never say that again. I don't get it. The first one. The first one. It's always tough to get it started. I would have done the same thing. Oh, no, this feeling. That's the Cindy Brady with the red light. Have you heard of Fenn's treasure? Oh, it really likes it. Yeah. Oh, okay. I didn't know about this new person, but if truly is okay, I'm okay. This is like a Valerian or tugger and becoming a dragon rider. Yeah, it really is. Oh my gosh, this is amazing. Said to have nine clues as to the whereabouts of the chest. There once was a woman from Nantucket. Oh, woman. Yes. Yeah. He's so funny if we hear this poem or all like, Oh, that's over in Baldwin part. All of a sudden, man died. He's like, I know exactly that. Here, right? Holy **** right here. It ain't no little thing. My treasure is buried at Beefy King. Got him at Beefy King in a while. I know. Oh, you love some beef. Just take the chest and go in peace. Hmm. So why is it that I must go and leave my trove for all to seek? It's a long poem. The answer? Damn, man. That's a salad. It's a regular shell. I've gone. All right. And then I've lost you. And I'm like, I don't know what is I'm told you out of them. Did you say home brown? I'm back in. And I'm going to start from there again. Yeah. Okay. One man is even arrested and serves jail time for stealing big and a capacity. For trying to write about for digging up graves. Trying to find the treasure in old coffins. Wait, there's there's graves in Yellowstone. Yeah, wait, I was like a cemetery. It was honestly my first question. Oh, okay. What I it makes more interesting picnic. That's for sure. We all learned something. Yeah, this will be edited out, but in the new unsolved mysteries, there's a cemetery at O'Hare airport. Yeah. What? Really? That's dark. Wow. The treasure had an affair with Ariana Grande spindle this week on TMZ. That's why why in Florida and a lot of states, if you win the lottery, you have to let everyone know you want. They don't like you get an LLC and you can do all that. But I mean, that's the only way you can do it. You can't you can't just do it. And by yourself, you have to you have to go around it. I never won the lottery, but I'm just speaking. I'm going to stay I'm going to die in this hill. Yeah. Were you just peeing in packages a little bit ago? I still am. And I will forever. Oh, now it's hard to break. It depends. And then he dies shortly after as if he was just staying alive long enough to see somebody get this treasure. It's amazing. So so he meets him right before he dies. He just goes, get a real hobby. He goes, can I have that back? Yeah. Give it back to me. I want to take it in my coffee. Give me back my son. All right. Check. Yeah, but that would do. Yeah, but that would do. Checking levels, checking levels. Felix Fritz here. I got my own home studio. I've always wanted my own radio show. So this is kind of neat. This is kind of clever of me, I think. I mean, this is Sennheiser boom shotgun mic. I think that's going to sound really good. It's all highs and troubles and a little bit of mids and no bass. So I think it's really going to cut through, you know, a lot of the, a lot of the radio you hear today. Classic feelings. So the title I was thinking, right, the theme, it's going to be a prepared orations discerning cisgendered Anglo-Saxon themes. Cause I recently really roll up the tongue gender on Usenet. And that's me. You know what I mean? You know, you call a duck a duck. So episode one, I guess. Let's just get into it. Well, let me come back to this. The hours of this. Yeah, that doesn't help at all. That doesn't help with anything. Yeah, yeah. Throw it out. Throw it out. Throw it out. Just throw it out. Just knock it out. Amazon's great for that. I just deliver it. And that's why you showed up with a bunch of candles. Yeah. That's beyond our piss candles. Piss candles. We open for those guys in Tampa. All right. So this is it. I got this like nearly got a spit cake. Take out the study isn't studying. Can you guys take your shoes off? We've really worked hard. You don't want me to do that. No, really. We have a whole thing here. No, we did. I wasn't even wearing it. Let's expect the house rules, please. This might take a while. Let's take off our shoes. I don't know. I don't know if I can take these off. That's fine. All right. You're listening to Fort French. We're going to take a little break and then we will be right back. It was like peckles. Guys, I found the globe. I found the globe. Oh, it is a study. Definitely a study. This globe is a little out of date, though, because it only has Pangea on it. Wow. Yeah. Who made a globe with this Pangea? Was it made using rocks in timber? Actually, yes. Very nice. A rock globe. There's a flat earther. Yeah, he knowing him. Well, there's a box over here that's ladder. They're globe. Yep. I have something concerning late. I don't know about you, but this looks like the largest ball of opium I have ever seen. That's a lot of opiate. It's like a basketball. Oh, oh, it's an old basketball. I'm sorry. I was just hoping it was a huge ball of opium, but that's a really old basketball. Is that how opium is made with old basketballs? I guess it is now. Yeah, it is. I mean, none of us can say that that's wrong. So if you have an old basketball, you got some opium. Well, as someone who's never done opium, wink. I don't know. The audible wink sold it. Nice. Marie, what do you have? There's some photos in here. And I just I'd rather not talk about it. Just close that and put it down. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Darnie naughty photos? Let's just get past this. Holiday snaps. He said knowingly, wink, wink, not just me. And Daddy's turning his back to us now. Nobody's doing with his wrists. Oh, yeah. That's right. That's some fine photograph. Let him finish. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Just want to make sure. Okay. Kettle well. No. Never heard him. Right back here like a pro. Angela, where'd you get macaroni and cheese? Oh, my gosh. It's so good. How did he get? Do you? Are you eating his macaroni and cheese? This is a girl house. Now we just have really good food. There's food all over the place. He's a great cook. Marie, you have mac and cheese too. Yeah. Can I have? Can I have some? No. Wow. Wow, rude. Well, you know, wait, you only cook for two people for four years. You don't expect guests to just show up at your front door. Always expect guests at a place called Fort something. If it's Fort something, it's a good chance people are going to show up. It's your friend. This is the first time hearing. That's what this is called. Oh, well, it's true. Prancing and cheese. You don't call it Fort Fritz and you live here. That's just embarrassed. She doesn't need to know. No, no, meats and cheeses. Well, now I just feel left out. So people trying to get autographs of your teachers around here. It's serious. And we've not changed. No. It's a property. Persis. I mean, hell, we're talking about it. No, I know. We got to go find a body too. Yeah. So. That'd be like a bunch of people sitting around talking about murder and death. All the. The certain things came to light about the nature of their relationship. Uh-huh. And it was admitted that they had had a sexual relationship since they were teenagers in the mid 30s. Involving themselves in bum fancy. But yeah, but they mean that then that's a huge breakthrough. Oh, yeah. Whole of brown. Circle of life and it's brown. That's great. That's a great observation, Angela. Good call back. Thank you. Nice reach around. Classy. I mean, it depends on how long ago it was, because I mean, if it's still 1971, s*** like that doesn't fly. Oh, no, not at all. It just seems like we're proving that the LGBT community is just getting together to fraud all of us. That's, I mean, obviously, that's the agenda. The agenda is fraud. We can all now admit that. I knew you would. I knew you would before I said it. Let's start about going to the early part. Are you saying Teddy or kitty? K-E-D-D-I-E, kitty. I have no idea. I always heard his kitty. K-E-D-D-I-E. I would imagine that's like kids, but not like shoe. You're like, here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. I vote, kitty. Kitty. No, kitty, kitty murderers would be really weird. Kitty catmers, or like K-I-D-D-I-E. It is K-E-D-D-I-E. No, K-I-D. K-I-D, K-I-D. Play skills, my first murder cabin. Like a kid? You know. Cheers. She's wrong chucky vibes. Yeah, no, not at all. Hot content. The blood is just fruit roll-ups. Yikes. So the year. My slippin' and slidin' on their own blood. Like a weird, like, what's this called? Weeee. Weeee. Weeee. Slip slide. Slip slide and on death. Jesus. Yeah, still, yeah. Definitely a small interlocked community. 200 people maybe. Oh, roughly. I'm guessing. I showed it up. You store themselves, you know, bent knives, bent knives. Hammers, bounds of blood. Everything you need for a spook? How's it going? When they all see me, go to, uh, Spirit Halloween and pick all that up. Hold up underwear. Now. Jesus. In someone's mouth. Now... It's watermelon flavor. Now, spoiler alert. We died? Um, okay, don't worry. I did that part. Sorry. The first one, the first one in the season. Yeah! Yeah! Everyone take a shot. No, I was just kidding. All the S's in the f*ck world. Simon, Chuster. Yeah. And the video I watched, the guy had a list, so horrible. Thank you. Other book publishers. Biggie. Small Brown. Ha. Schwinn. But so. Small Brown. Even though. [Laughing] [Music] [BLANK_AUDIO]