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Trump Pushes Pet-Eating Immigrant Conspiracy at Debate | Kathryn Hahn, Jayson Tatum, Nore Davis | Wednesday, September 11

Jimmy addresses the latest news, like Donald Trump saying the debate against Kamala Harris was rigged, before speaking with Kathryn Hahn and Jayson Tatum and welcoming comedian Nore Davis for stand-up.

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Jimmy addresses the latest news, like Donald Trump saying the debate against Kamala Harris was rigged, before speaking with Kathryn Hahn and Jayson Tatum and welcoming comedian Nore Davis for stand-up.

[MUSIC PLAYING] [APPLAUSE] From Studio 6B in Rockefeller Center in the heart of New York City, it's a traditional, sorry, gimme balance. [MUSIC PLAYING] I'm going to give you the set, Captain Hah. [MUSIC PLAYING] Jason Tatum, Camita, Tori Davis, and Beatrice B. Legendary Ruth Drew. [MUSIC PLAYING] 2019! Here he is! Gimmie! [MUSIC PLAYING] [APPLAUSE] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [APPLAUSE] [MUSIC PLAYING] That was a hot crowd. Hot crowd tonight. Thank you very much. Enjoy yourselves. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome. Welcome to the Tonight Show. You are here. Thank you for watching at home. Well, guys, everyone's talking about last night's debate between Vice President Harris and former President Trump. And it seems like most people agree it was a tough night for Trump. We haven't seen a debate performance that bad since, well, the last debate. [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] Afterward, Trump asked how he did with his undecided voters, and his staff said, "Well, they're not undecided anymore." [LAUGHTER] Yeah, it wasn't Trump's best night, about an hour into the debate. Even Vladimir Putin was like, "Uh, let's see what's on Netflix." [LAUGHTER] Netflix. [LAUGHTER] This morning, Trump said the debate was rigged and that ABC should be shut down for facts checking him, but that he still thought he did great. [LAUGHTER] Then ABC fact-checked him again and said, "You did not." [LAUGHTER] Sorry to keep doing this. [CHEERING] It was not too great. [CHEERING] Yeah, everyone thought Harris seemed really prepared while Trump was like, "My homework was eaten by a dog that was eaten by people in Ohio." [LAUGHTER] That's... that excuse again? There were so many wild moments last night, but the craziest was when Trump pushed it baseless conspiracy theory about immigrants in Ohio. Take a look at this. In Springfield, they're eating the dogs, the people that came in, they're eating the cats, they're eating the pets of the people that live there. [LAUGHTER] It looks like Operation I'm Not Weird isn't going well. [LAUGHTER] What? Meanwhile, another moment people are talking about is when Trump was asked whether he has a plan to replace Obamacare. Listen to this. So, just a yes or no, you still do not have a plan? I have concepts of a plan. [LAUGHTER] This would be the part of the Shark Tank episode where all the sharks say, "And for that reason, I'm out." [LAUGHTER] Well, here to offer some insight on what the former president meant by concepts of a plan is Trump policy adviser Ben Flanagan. Ben, what exactly did Trump mean? Trump meant exactly what he said. He has concepts of a plan that have emerged from both his pre-plan planning and his post pre-plan conceptualization. [LAUGHTER] Okay, and what are those concepts? Okay, not so fast Jimmy. [LAUGHTER] Once he's settled on a concept of a plan, he'll need to plan out that concept. [LAUGHTER] And that plan will dovetail into the ideation of a proposal for an intention. [LAUGHTER] And that intention is to propose a plan concept. [LAUGHTER] I just feel like people are going to want to know what the actual plan is. And you'll know that. As soon as the concept for the plan has been both devised and formulated. [LAUGHTER] But there's still nothing concrete. Wrong. It's literally engraved in concrete at our campaign headquarters. Take a look. Think about the possibility of considering the proposition to imagine an outline for a theoretical suggestion of an aspiration. Right, right. But what would the plan be? Plan B. That's actually a great name for the plan. [APPLAUSE] All right, thanks. That's more than enough. Thank you. Ben Flanagan. Thank you. Oh, and if Kamala Harris' night wasn't good enough after the debate ended, she received an endorsement on Instagram from Taylor Swift. [CHEERING] Here it is. Yeah, Trump was like, "See? She's eating her cat." [LAUGHTER] Everyone's... But everyone's talking about how she signed it. Look how she signed it. Taylor Swift, childless cat lady. [LAUGHTER] And Taylor... And Taylor looked at Travis and said, "Now, that's how you spike the ball." Yeah. [LAUGHTER] Switching gears, I heard that HBO is making a new Harry Potter TV series, and right now they're casting kids to play Harry, Ron, and Hermione. Yup, a Harry Potter TV series. Yeah, it's called Harry Potter and the lack of new ideas. [LAUGHTER] Kids? Kids playing Harry, Ron, and Hermione? Why would that be like? [LAUGHTER] Bendarius done that. [LAUGHTER] Do you guys see this? I read that a carnival cruise ship recently had a close call after it grazed in iceberg. Ooh. The ship is fine, but the iceberg has chronic diarrhea. [LAUGHTER] Well, get this, I saw that a man in Idaho broke a world record by punching 327 balloons in one minute. Then Trump broke that record at his post-debate party. [LAUGHTER] Well, finally, guys, I want to remind you that my children's book, "Five More Sleeps Till Halloween is Out Now" and it is the heartwarming story of a boy and his dog who are excited for Halloween that they can't sleep. It's available wherever books are sold. It's "Five More Sleeps Till Halloween." It's "Five More Sleeps Till Halloween." "Five More Sleeps Till." Give me a mic. [LAUGHTER] "Five More Sleeps Till Halloween." A spooky little book that'll make you scream. Once you read it, you'll be like, "Wow, it's the best book out in the stores right now." [CHEERING] Jason Tatum! [CHEERING] It's Jason Tatum, everybody. Jason Tatum. [CHEERING] What are you-- what are you doing out here? Yo, did I hear you rapping about how your book is the best? Yeah, Jason, you did. Why? Give me a mic. [CHEERING] Yo, Quest, drop the beat. [MUSIC PLAYING] Hey, there, Jimmy. I got a book too. [MUSIC PLAYING] Probably not. Jason, your book seems kind of fun, but I've written seven. You've only written one. You got 40 pages, and sure, that's great. You know what's even better? 48! You might have written more than I was than me, but last year I hit over 203. My book's about it, baby. Yeah, that's true, but that don't mean I won't dunk on you. [CHEERING] Why be getting rattled? No need for the children's book rap battle. Yeah, I think our beef is settled, got my first ring, and another gold medal. [CHEERING] All right. Okay. All right. All right. [MUSIC PLAYING] Jason Tatum, everyone. Jason Tatum. [CHEERING] We have a great show. Give it up for the roots, everybody. [CHEERING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [CHEERING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [CHEERING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [CHEERING] [MUSIC PLAYING] Uh, guys, what a show we have for you tonight. She is a talented actress who stars in the new Marvel TV series Agatha All Along, which premieres September 18th on Disney, plus Kathryn Hahn is here! [CHEERING] One of my favorites. [CHEERING] Plus, he's a five-time NBA All-Star, a two-time Olympic gold medalist, and a member of the world champion Boston Celtics. His new children's book, "Baby Dunks A Lot" is out now. Jason Tatum is joining us. [CHEERING] [MUSIC PLAYING] And we got great stand-up comedy from Norrie Davis! [CHEERING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [CHEERING] Also, just a quick reminder, guys, this Friday night, 11.35 on NBC, "Sports History" will be made. What? I challenge DJ Khaled to a golf match. Four holes, and the winner gets a red cardigan sweater. It's the cardigan classic. It is family-friendly. It is exciting. If you like the Super Bowl, if you like the World Series, if you like the Olympics, then you're going to love the cardigan classic. [CHEERING] Friday night, NBC-- people are saying-- They're saying it's the same level. People say it's like the same level. People are getting their cardigans out. Right. Even if they don't have them, they're borrowing from their grandma's grandpa's. Sure, yeah. They're going out to just-- Little Lane Bryant getting a new throw. They're going Lane Bryant. They're going everywhere. They're going to-- a bar. Are we borrowing? No, what's the other barn? Ann Teller-Loff. Sorry. They're going to-- it's like a barn. Yeah, it's not a barn. It's not a barn. Yeah, a yarn barn. Yeah. And they're making their-- people are out there making their own sweaters. Are you serious? Yes, right now. If you look out the window on the street-- Right. Kids walk around crocheting. [LAUGHTER] Making cardigans. Anyways, it's super fun. It's an hour, and it's just ridiculous. And gosh, I love DJ Khaled. He's unbelievable. But you know what? Someone's got to win, someone's got to lose. Oh. Yeah, Khaled. I'm going to bring the boom! [CHEERING] Guys, I'm sorry if I've seen a little off. I can't stop thinking about this nightmare I had last night. Or should I say, tonight, Mayor? [CHEERING] There I was. Walking through an abandoned subway tunnel. I looked both ways. But I couldn't see the light at either end. The tunnel went on forever. That's when I saw it. An old rusty subway car is sitting on the tracks. I was afraid to get too close, but the only way out was through it. I took one step inside. And the creature that looked like had been trapped underground this entire life lunged right at me. It tackled me to the ground. And said, and said, well, it said. I can't wait for Jimmy Fallon's tonight, Mayor. It's an immersive, haunted maze experience at Rockefeller Center. It's open September 20th through Halloween. And tickets are available now at Jimmy Fallon's tonight, Mayor's.com. Scary, very fun, a ton. Now stick around. We'll be right back. [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] Our first guest is an Emmy-nominated actress who stars in the new Marvel TV series Agatha all along, which premieres September 18th on Disney. Plus, everyone, please welcome Kathryn Hahn. [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] They love you. Come on. Welcome back to the show. Every time you're on, I love it. It's always so fun. So fun to be here. How are you doing? How's it all going? How's the fam? The fam is awesome. It's getting older and older as we're sitting here. Yeah. How old is your-- Teenagers. He's your oldest. He's going to be-- this is his last year of high school. He's going to college next year. No. Yes, yes. Wow. I know. He's really fast. I'm not ready. No. I cried when his umbilical cord fell off. [LAUGHTER] So I don't know. Yeah. It's going to happen. Yeah, emotional rec. I have a picture of you, your college yearbook, your freshman yearbook. I don't know what was the last time you saw this, but this is your photo in the college yearbook and it says what you've done and what you're into. You're into theater acting, poetry writing, seeing club hopping. [LAUGHTER] And art. What-- describe what club hopping, what talent-- what talent is club hopping? Well, I stand by that. Yeah, yeah. You're a club hopper? I love hopping clubs. Yeah. Oh, my God. But I think of you. But I think of you. I think of club hopping. When I was in high school, that's what we did. We just cosied up to anybody with an ID and we just followed them in to a club. And then we were just like, we love to dance. I love to dance, even if it's with a, you know, diet Pepsi in hand. [LAUGHTER] I would do that. That's what it did. You really-- but why would you put that in your college? I don't know. I wanted to be honest. Oh, yeah. You want to be honest and just tell everyone what you're into. You're in theater acting, poetry writing, seeing-- Yeah, poetry is bull-- [BLEEP] [LAUGHTER] That was not real? No. I loved reading it. Couldn't write it. No, yeah. So you enjoy reading poetry. Yes. [LAUGHTER] That's good. At least you're honest. Well, club hopping. Yeah. It's almost like that thing, like, you know, when you start your resume when you're auditioning for movies and, like, when I first started out, you have no-- it says extra talents at the bottom. Special skills. Special skills is exactly what it said. That's the worst. My manager at the time said, Jimmy, anything. Think of anything you can do that's a special skill because if you're handing your audition, they'll look at it and go, oh, he speaks Spanish. That's awesome. That's cool. I don't speak Spanish. I don't have anything. I don't have any. I remember putting on their plays harmonica. [LAUGHTER] Like, that's going to get me in a movie. But, like, we don't like his acting, but hold on a second. [LAUGHTER] See, plays harmonica. Like, because we need a harmonica playing. Pretty awesome. I'm still ridiculous playing. I put yoga on my special skills. [LAUGHTER] And I could barely touch my toes. [LAUGHTER] Yoga. And I was like, I don't know. I think a couple people called me out on it and I was like, yeah. And then I think, god, I didn't get the part because they must have heard the pitch of my voice. Yeah. [LAUGHTER] That's what you can. Yeah. Look at that girl now. She's now doing Agatha all alone. Come on. You have your own Marvel TV series. Look at that girl. Look at that girl. Look at that girl. Look at what she's become right here. You crushed it. Your character, Agatha Harkness, was on WandaVision. And you crushed it. I loved it. And I was so psyched because you came. And then we-- did I know? I didn't think I knew about the secret until after it aired. Oh. Because you weren't allowed to say. But you crushed it. And then you got your own spin off. What happens? Where are you? Who gives the call? Where are you? And you go, oh my gosh. Yeah, I had no idea that this was even, you know, the centuries old witch that nobody had heard before WandaVision in a mil-- like, not her standalone, not one standalone comic. Oh. So I had no idea that after WandaVision that there would be any, you know, future-- Anything after-- I thought maybe she'd pop up as a cameo maybe. But there was no idea. So I then, that summer after it aired, I was in Greece shooting or Serbia. I can't remember which one because we shot in both places. For "Glass Onion," "Knives Out." Oh, yeah, "Knives Out." And-- Yeah. --that movie. And it was an amazing ensemble. We were all backstage, green room, like, because we all hang out in the space. And I got the call from Louis Tezito just saying, like, "How would you like your own Marvel TV show?" And I said, "I wouldn't." [ Laughter ] That doesn't sound like something I'd be into. Thank you so much. Thank you so much for your time. I appreciate it, yeah. And then-- And went back to playing chess. You go, "You know how expensive it is, calling Serbia?" Yeah. So please, I'm just going to waste my time. Save your money. Save your cash, yeah. Yeah. I mean, did you freaked out? I freaked out. You freaked out. And then I didn't know, I couldn't-- I wasn't supposed to tell anybody. And I-- so I was like, "Oh!" And I was there for so long. So I-- Yeah, Marvel, they don't let you tell anything. Anything about anything. No, it's correct. Look at this right here. You walked into your dressing room, someone put on your mirror. I know. Congrats on your first day of your very own Marvel show. That's-- Oh. Tell me about getting emotional. That was-- that was the PA on WandaVision, who set that up, which was like-- Come on. So it was really connected to that first experience. I wept. Right? When I saw that. Yeah, that's so-- I was so moving. And Aubrey Plaza is joining you. Amazing. No, you got a fun cast. We have a fun cast. Do you know Aubrey at all before this? We were in Parks and Rec together. That's right. But we never-- like, we kind of passed each other in a hallway, but we never had scenes together. So for this-- and we stayed friends. Like, I love the women from that show. Like-- Oh, they're all great. All my dearest friends. But I had-- we never thought that the first time we worked together would be-- [laughter] Envish. Envish. Two witches, yeah. Fighting, as well. It's really fun. It's like-- But then-- Awesome. Can I just talk for a second about Patty LaPone? You can talk all night about Patty LaPone. I know. Patty LaPone? Patty LaPone. She was here once and performed a song for us, which we loved. And she didn't even need a microphone. She's so powerful. Oh, she might be-- again. Melted. Yeah. Melted. Melted the walls. She was so amazing. We did harmonies with her. And she was able to blend her voice with all of our non-singing voices. That she just kind of like disappeared. And in the most generous, hilarious-- I mean, that's what you say broad about, if people say broad anymore. Yeah. She's a broad. Yeah. After you sang, you went club hopping. Yeah, it took her club hopping. Yeah, it took her club hopping. Yeah, it took her club hopping. And I read her poetry. Yeah, it took her club hopping. Yeah, it took her club hopping. Yeah, it took her club hopping. And I read her poetry. Yeah, it took her club hopping. Yeah, it took her club hopping. Yeah, it took her club hopping. Okay. I think anyone could watch this even if you haven't seen WandaVision. Okay. If you have, it is fun. But it's--we see her right after the events of her being under the spell by the Scarlet Witch. Which kind of puts her in this role that she created for herself of the nosy neighbor. So she's kind of--all of her identity is kind of taken away. Her powers are taken away. So when we see her in this, it's her slow realization that she's who she is in this circumstance. And so I'd say the show is about her fight to get her power back by any means necessary. We have to go through a treacherous road to get there. She has to maybe work with other witches, which is like bleh for her. She might even have to feel something, which is her nightmare. Oh, don't even make her feel something. No, it's perfect for spooky season. Yes. September 18. [cheers and applause] Catherine Hahn, everyone. Ag is all along. Premier's September 18 on Disney Plus. Stick around. Come on back. Come on back. [music] [music] Our next guest is a five-time NBA All-Star, a two-time Olympic gold medalist, and a member of the NBA champion Boston Celtics. His new children's book Baby Dunks a lot is out now. Please welcome Jason Tatum! [cheers and applause] We love you. We're so proud of you representing USA at the Olympics. Thank you so much for coming on the show. You're awesome, bud. Thank you for having me. I don't think anyone's had a summer quite like yours. You went to Paris. You got gold medal. [cheers and applause] You signed the largest contract in NBA history, five years, $315 million. Hello. [cheers and applause] You're on the cover of NBA 2K25. That's massive. And you won your first NBA championship with the Boston Celtics. Come on, bud. [cheers and applause] First off, as a video game nerd, how awesome is this feeling? That might be the coolest thing. Right? Just as a kid, right? Every kid grew up playing NBA 2K. And first you want to dream about being in the game. And that happens, you know, your rookie year. And then the top of the mountain is wanting to be on the cover. When I found out and just seeing it right now is still like a surreal feeling. It's crazy. It's incredible. That's so good, bud. And I got to say, your son, Deuce, he might as well be on the Celtics because every game I watch, he's always there and you love him so much. Here's a photo of you. He's getting a championship ring. [cheers and applause] He's here. What's going through your mind in this photo here? Man, that was special. It was right after we won. The confetti was falling. I was trying to process everything that happened. I remember I just bent over and I was -- I got emotional and he ran on the court and grabbed me. And I just picked them up and threw them. And it's been special, right? I called him. I called him. Or he called him again. Deuce! Come on back down. Deuce! Deuce! He's holding on to the rafters up there. I promise. I called him. Yeah, you did. You called him. And it was a special moment because when he was born my first year, I was 19. So we kind of grew up together and he's been with me every step of the way. And he was at that age where he could understand that, you know, what Daddy just accomplished. That's so cool. I got a -- [applause] We got an essay that you wrote when you were nine years old. It was an essay that you wrote about the future. And what is going to happen in the future here? And it's very interesting. You kind of predicted a lot of stuff. It said, "When I'm 30, I would have gone to the NBA at age 19. Check you did that." Then it says, "Two decades from now, I will have accomplished my dream goals. I will play for the USA Olympics basketball team. Check." [applause] How do you know these things can come true? I mean, do you think that all this stuff, I mean, that's much of a confident thinker? I got to give a lot of credit to my mom. My mom is my best friend. [applause] And my mom, she always encouraged me to speak things into existence. Believe in yourself, right? And I always had a goal. We always had a plan of what I was trying to accomplish. And I think it's so important to have that support system have somebody that believes in you like she did. Because I wouldn't be here without her. Oh, come on. That's okay. [applause] I also want to quickly mention that you're starting in a new Netflix series called Starting Five. I'm excited about this. But you had cameras following you all around through last season? Yeah. What's that like? And they did a great job of like blending in with all the other cameras, so it didn't seem, you know, too strenuous. But I lucked out. They captured us winning the championship, so I'm excited about that. They lucked out. Yeah, exactly. Come on. You're already an all-star in the champion, but now you have a new title, Author. You have a children's book, Baby Dunks a Lot. How cute is this? Are you joking? [applause] You dedicated the book to your son and your mom, which I just thought was very sweet of you to do that. Come on, Baby Dunks a lot. Congrats on this, bud. Before you go, since we now know that you can predict the future, I thought that I could answer some questions about the upcoming basketball season and see if you can predict the answers. You up for this? Let's do it. Can I get some dramatic music? [laughter] Jason Tatum. Last season, the New York Knicks won 50 games. Do you predict that they'll win more or less games than that this coming season? They'll win a few more. No! [applause] Who do you predict will be the NBA's next MVP? Can I say myself? [applause] Yes, you can say it yourself, Jason Tatum, yes. Why not predict which two teams will be the NBA Finals next summer? Ooh. The Boston Celtics. [applause] Say it! It's going to be a rematch. We're going to play Dallas again. Whoa! [applause] If there was an NBA player that you think would one day have a successful second career as the WWE wrestler, who would that be? [laughter] Oh. I love him with Draymond Green. No, Draymond Green. There you go. Oh, this is a final question. If all the late night hosts had a one-on-one basketball tournament, who do you predict would win? Oh, Jimmy Kimmel. [applause] You can't win. Jason Tatum, everybody. His book, "Baby Dunks A Lot" is out now. We'll be right back with stand-up from Norrie Davis. Stick around, everybody. [applause] [applause] Our next guest has his comedy special element available now at norriedavis.com. Please welcome the very funny Norrie Davis! [applause] Hey, what's up? What's up? Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate y'all. All right, sit down. Thank you for the love. What's up? How y'all doing? Feeling good? All right. That's what's up. I'm from Yonkers, New York. Thank you, which is right outside the Bronx. So if anybody won't give me a ride, I appreciate it. [laughter] It's very far. [laughter] Like, that Metro North closes at 11. And after that, everybody just wandering around like zombies, like from the laughter bus. [applause] I missed the train to white planes. [applause] [laughter] My aunt is an astrologist, and she told me my birth chart. And astrology is just basically a nutritional fact label for your personality. [laughter] So my birth chart writes, "So my sunshine is fire areas. My moon sign is water, Pisces, and my rising sign is Scorpio, also water. So I'm basically a Dodge Ram truck inside of a lake." [laughter] I got all the horse power, but I can't get out my feelings. [laughter] Come on, North. [snoring] I don't do that. I don't want to do it. [laughter] [applause] Oh, thank you. [applause] I've done a lot of stuff discovery this year. I found my inner child. Did you know there's a little person inside you? [laughter] Did you know there's a little person inside you? You walk by an ice cream store. You feel that go, "Ha, ha, ha, ha." And he's like, "No, man. Come on. We on to die. We can't have no ice cream." "Yeah, but when you were little, your dad never let you have ice cream, and now we're older now. We can have ice cream." He's like, "Yeah, that bitch never let me have ice cream." [laughter] You want sprinkles? "Yeah, all right. Come on, little man. Let's go." [laughter] You don't get us some carvel. [laughter] But my therapist told me, like, "The way you love yourself is hugging your inner child. But that's hard for me. Come on, inner child is chucky." [laughter] Every time I drive the hug, I was like, "Back up, back up, back up." [grunts] "Come on. Let me love you. Stop it." Ouch. Ouch. [laughter] My mother, she passed away two years ago, and I love her, and I said, "It's okay. You don't have to say sorry. You didn't do it." [laughter] Unless you did. [laughter] So, yeah, but I had to co-direct and co-produce her funeral. It was great. Sold out. Everybody came. [laughter] Sold out. [laughter] Oh, yeah. And then I discovered the funeral home had a streaming link. I'm like, "What? That's amazing. I'm never going to a funeral ever again." [laughter] They're too painful. They're too painful. It's like, "Yo, Nora, your great-great uncle from Maryland died. Drop the link. Drop that link, bro. I'm not going to Maryland. I don't even know him like that. Drop the link." It's crazy. But, yeah, you know, I got my mom's a bitch-ery card. That is her last baseball card. Got all her stats. Then I had to go clean out her house and I found out she had a whole bunch of other obituary cards. I'm like, "Well, I'm supposed to do all these obituary cards." Is there a Pokemon funeral home tournament? I'm supposed to attend. I just go in there like, "Yeah, Jackie Davis, 800 education. Let's go. What's up?" And the old man comes out, "Nice car, young man. Nice car." Mm-hmm. That's right. Five thousand speech. I got that in 1968 in Atlanta. Oh, Lord. And the old lady comes out with a gold briefcase. Good car, young guys. Good car. Here you go. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Oh, you got Jesus. Oh. That's right. Praise him. Mm-hmm. That's right. Praise him. Mm-hmm. 9,000 whole of spirit. That's the original obituary cement slab. Oh. Oh, I don't want to play this no more. Can I... [applause] Oh. Oh. [applause] Can I get my mama back? No. Hey. All right, I'm Nori Davis. Thank you guys so much. I appreciate y'all. [applause] All right. Okay. Oh, no. Oh. Thank you. Hey. Nori Davis. [applause] Elements is available now. Nori Davis.com. We'll be right back, everybody. [applause] [applause] Yeah. Yeah. 21 pounds. Yeah. Hey. Hey. [applause] Yeah. [applause] [applause] [applause] [applause] [applause] [applause] [applause] [applause] My thanks to Catherine Hanne, Jason Tatum. Nori Davis, once again. [applause] And the Lutheran there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Good night, everybody. Thank you. [applause] [applause] [applause] [applause] [applause] [applause] [applause] [applause] [applause] [applause] [applause] [applause] [applause] [applause] [applause] [applause] [applause] Thanks for listening to The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. Don't forget to subscribe to get the latest episodes weekday mornings wherever you get your podcast. Watch The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, weeknights on NBC and streaming on Peacock. (upbeat music)