TADPOG: Tyler and Dave Play Old Games
Ep. 784 - Snow White in Happily Ever After (SNES)
You're about to listen to Tadpog, Tyler and Dave play old games. It's a comedy video game podcast. We would like to stress that the host are not experts and are really just very crass commentators. Seriously, this is an explicit podcast that happens to talk about video games sometimes. So please enjoy this pretty okay podcast with Tyler and Dave. [MUSIC] >> Yeah, that was, we did that, right? We did that at this point, yeah. >> I talk about doing it, it's a super cut of all the stickers. >> I don't know man, we've been doing it for real for a long time. >> You're right, there's no clue. >> Dude, there are times where I googled today. Tadpog, Tempest 2000, I was like, did we do an episode? >> We did an episode on Tempest 2000, we did an episode on Tempest, I think. >> You know, I'm ready to play our one series, Tempest, yeah. >> The developer of the game we're talking about today developed Tempest 2000. >> What year was that? >> I didn't know that. >> Like, what was the return on that? >> On Tempest, I don't remember, yeah, I don't remember a long fucking time ago. I can tell you where we were when we recorded it, we were in Tyler's old garage. >> Okay, I played a lot of Tempest when I was a kid. >> Tempest is a, hey man, that's a good game. >> I love that game. >> Yeah. >> Lots of quarters spent on that one. >> I did Google Shadow Man to see how many pages deep I'd have to go to find Shadow Man in Snow White happily ever after. After 22 pages, Google gave up and I never found anything. >> Yeah, you're like on like conspiracy theory sites. >> Oh, you all are weird shit in the 20s. >> Yeah, but anyway, today we are talking about Snow White happily ever after. >> Hell yeah. >> Hell yeah. >> Just a double deck of he-drawn of just goodness today. >> I cannot wait for you guys to hear this rabbit hole I am about to take you on this journey. >> I'm ready, man. >> We're about to go on. >> Well, next year, our foremost snowatologist, John Turley. >> Yeah. >> Let's show. >> No, wait. >> If there's one guy I need to go, I will only go to for Snow White information. >> Yeah, yeah. >> I need to name all the dwarves. >> Fuck no. [LAUGH] >> No, the answer is I can, but I don't want to. >> Yeah. >> Right, right. >> Yeah, that's what I miss. There's a thing called being too humble, John. [LAUGH] >> Yeah, I know very little about Snow White in general. What about the dwarves? >> I'm curious. >> I'm curious. >> Yep. >> I'm curious. >> Is this part of the movie series? >> Yes. >> So you guys watched a Snow White movie? >> We did, yes. >> Or Snow White. Like, what movie do you ever have to read on YouTube? >> It's called Snow White in Happily Ever After. >> Okay, feature. >> So let's move it into the, we'll get into the weeds on this movie because I actually watched it today and got just down the rabbit hole of hell. We're going to talk a lot about Snow White. We're going to talk about Filmation, the company that made this movie. >> There we go. >> We've got a lot of stuff, a lot of stuff. >> Well, for all that, what you guys been up to? >> I watched a movie, this is something new idea. I watch movies sometimes. >> [LAUGH] >> And- >> Oh, Tonya hates that. >> She does hate it. She hates movies, she hates horror movies especially. She stumbled across this movie on, I think it was Amazon Prime, possibly also on your streaming platform of choice. It's called, okay, now I don't know much about YouTubers. We have a friend at work and whenever certain YouTubers get brought up, she knows who we're talking about. >> Ian is one. >> And I don't, what? >> You're a YouTuber. >> Why, oh, because of this show? >> Yeah, and you streamed on YouTube, you're a YouTuber. >> Oh, well that's true. Nobody knows my name, no, but there's a lot of very famous YouTubers. That people just know. And I don't know, this guy named Andrew Bowser. Does, have you heard of Andrew Bowser? >> I have not. >> Andrew Bowser? >> Yeah, he did a movie. >> I've heard a gay Bowser. >> He did a Kickstarter for him to do a movie based on this character that he does on his YouTube channel. Called Onyx the fortuitous and the talisman of souls. >> Okay, I know Onyx the fortuitous. >> Onyx the fortuitous is the name of his character. >> He's this like, you know, super malady, you know. >> Prime, prime neck beard. >> Like neck beard, like, yeah, he's the alpha neck beard. >> I'm gonna look him up to see if it's who I'm thinking it might be. >> Like he's not quite Lourlo from TikTok, who does like, I would send Paul Korn's TikToks of Lourlo. And he'd be like, dude, you're making my nose bleed. Because Lourlo was like darkest timeline, Paul Korn. Where he wears the Akoski robe and the fedora and. >> Is it who you think it was? >> No, but it is somebody I recognize. Yeah, this is like the guy who like, they did all those videos where it's like. >> He's like an atheist in line. >> He was the guy at, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's really, it's really funny stuff. I had never heard or seen any of these videos. And we just stumbled across this movie on a goof and happened to just watch it. And he did a Kickstarter and got funding, you know, he met his funding goals to do this movie. And honestly, I found it to be really entertaining. It was funny. His character is great. I'm not even going to try to get into the way his character is, but if you know the character on the show on YouTube, then you probably have an idea of what this movie is like. I'm not even going to get into the plot and involves them following this guy and a bunch of other people who get into this cult. They're not a cult, but they start trying to like, they're trying to follow it be like Satan's followers, Satan's minions to, and so it's just, it's really funny movie. Notably, Jeffrey Combs is in this movie who star of Star Trek, Colin, everything. And also he was the main baddie in house on Haunted Hill for what it's worth. >> Okay. >> Anyway, it's a really funny movie. Several points, Tony and I were both just laughing out loud at it. And I really enjoyed it. So I'm going to give it three and a half stars with us and say, just check it out. John's heard some of this already. I've been re-watching True Detective on HBO to kind of pass the time between shows. I watched season one, which was, it was very good. >> I've seen enough of it and you say, oh, yeah, I've seen about 20 great seconds. >> Yeah, I know the second, I know the 20 seconds you're talking about. >> Everyone does. >> Everyone does. >> Yes, stamp of approval. >> Yeah. >> It is? >> Do you really want to watch it? >> I mean, not only is it a very good show, I've heard it's very good. >> It's also an excuse to watch that 20 seconds. >> And if you don't know-- >> I don't need an excuse, but-- >> And if you don't know the 20 seconds we're talking about, then you haven't been on the Internet in the last six or seven years. But I watched season one, which is Woody Harrelson, Matthew McConaughey, really good season. It kind of gets into the supernatural kind of stuff. It's really good shit. But I also watched season two, which has kind of been a little bit less like, less well received than some of the others. This is the one with Vince Vaughn and Colin Farrell, Rachel McAdams. And it turns out I really like this one the most so far. I've really enjoyed season two. It was more of an actual murder mystery kind of detective story, and it didn't kind of delve into the weirdness that the first season did. >> It's Cthulhu-esque, isn't it? >> It is. Well, honestly, season three is more Cthulhu-esque. But yeah, there's a lot of that kind of stuff in season one. And season four, which is Night Country starring Jody Foster, is also very into the supernatural Cthulhu-esque-type stuff. But this season sort of stands out as none of that is really here and present. It's a little bit of it, but not nearly as much as the other seasons. Highly recommend this season three stars was, and say, just check it out. Reading, still listening to the Game of Thrones series, I'm still in a class of Kings. This is the book where George RR Martin was really hungry when he wrote it. And there are literal pages and pages and pages of descriptions of meals and feasts. I've literally counted one that I heard the other day when he started describing a feast at Winterfell and 49 different foods he described. >> Do you think when he was typing it in at any point, Clippy popped up and said, I see you're trying to write a menu. >> Yeah, and that would have been about the right time for Clippy to be involved because it was in the '90s. >> So he might have. >> I love thinking about that. Yeah. Clippy was part of Game of Thrones. >> I wonder if there's a character in Game of Thrones based on Clippy. >> Yeah, he does weird shit like that, so they're probably-- >> Tyrion is based on Clippy this whole time. Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt, but I just wanted to say, I mean, sort of, I mean, maybe a little bit. I just realized that no one else ever sets here because I sat down and there's a list and it's in my handwriting and I couldn't remember what the list was. I was just like, why does it say vagina at the top? >> Talked in parts of Java. >> I started, well, yeah, okay, checks out. I started looking through, it took me like five, five terms to realize, oh, this was like the thing I want, like things you would put your dick in, I think. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Because I'm like hot sand, that's right. >> Yeah. >> Why is that on here with Eel, Tyler, and Vagina? >> There's a blind, there's a blind draft. >> Spider logs. >> Yeah, that's logs, it's number 10. Smart man. I think it was much higher for me. >> Sorry. >> No, you're good. >> I just got to the part of the books where we meet Brian of Tarth. >> Yeah. >> She is much uglier in the book than she is. >> You mean she's like a giant model? >> Yeah, first meet, well, you turn it out of flowers? >> Yes. >> Okay. >> Yes. They describe her with big fat lips and buck teeth and freckles all over and bunks, curly brown hair, and they just really go to the, he goes to a lot of experience. He streams to explain just how ugly Brian of Tarth is. Brian of Tarth, that's how they pronounce it in the book. >> Really? >> So it's like cute bird cuff bird, I don't know, take your pig. >> So literally nothing like Gwendolyn, what's her name, except for the fact that she's really tall. >> Yeah, pretty much. I mean, yeah, I find the woman that Gwendolyn, Christie, to be quite pretty, I think she's very attractive. I'm a spider infested pile of logs, but she's my hot sand butt would. She's no hot sand. >> She's no me. >> She's no tiger, but I would, she would be at least a three on my list of things I would put my penis in. So that's been fun. I'm still enjoying that book a lot. I'm watching Bad Monkey still with Vince Vaughn season one. It's a fucking great show, four, four, four, four, four, four stars. Check it out. I'm serious, it's a great show. Vince Vaughn is at his peak. And then finally, the last thing on my list this week is I am once again a PC gamer, thanks to my buddy John. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah, yeah. >> I have a rig now, a very substantial one. >> You figure out what was wrong with the video card? >> No, we're not going to talk about, we're not going to talk about. >> Bro, I tried. >> True. >> We're not going to talk about the means by which I became a PC gamer because it involves money and I don't want to talk about money, but it actually does. >> Yeah. There was more money than I expected to do, but it's just kind of a, you know how it's snowball. >> Yeah. >> You know how it's snowball. So that means. >> I do. >> Look, this, they've got a deal on a motherboard and a processor. Look at that, but John's like, that's a fucking great price. I'm like, yeah. >> I am the worst person. You are like the PC gamer enabler, like, I mean, and I love that. >> He is. >> But I remember taking out a lot of credit after you and I like talked about some shit back, you know. >> Yeah. >> Jameswood Drive days. >> Yup. >> If there's anyone. >> Bro, this core to duo will blow your mind. >> This video card that you ordered is so much better than the one that I have. >> And it would be way better than what you had before. I mean, it's just on and on. And that's fine. I appreciate it. >> Yeah, I love it. >> I love your knowledge. But he helped me out a whole lot with that. And so now I have a rig and a ridiculous monitor. >> Yeah, you do help. >> That was, the ridiculous monitor was all me. I knew what I was doing. >> The ridiculous monitor is almost what started the whole thing. >> It is actually what started us down. So that's what started me down this road. >> He was like, I play on a 15-inch portable monitor. >> Yeah, 15.6 inches, motherfucker. >> Yeah, 0.6, 0.6. >> So anyway, it just ended up being, you know, more of an investment than I had thought originally. >> But it's fine. >> Patreon.com/capog. >> Beat me to it by a half second because I was just getting ready to say, give us money. >> Money please. >> I got you. >> Money please. >> Money please. >> But yeah, I've just made some poor financial decisions. So yeah, we need. >> John bought some stuff too. >> I'll make it three. >> Okay. All right. Good. We're all in the same boat. Tyler was our way out of this. >> I got, I got, I'm picking your five kids, man. >> I got five kids to feed. That's a good totally call quote. But anyway, so now I'm playing games on PC again, or I should say playing game on PC again. I'm having to relearn Overwatch because I've been playing with a controller for the last several years and now I'm back to keyboard and mouse in it. It's fine. I'm doing fine, but I'd say I'm doing a little better than fine here. >> Well, I think better than fine, yeah. >> But it's different and it's weird trying to get used to that again, but I love it. And I do have a very nice rig, but I can play very cool games on. >> Here we go. >> Yeah, you guys got rigs and I'm buying three homecoming dresses this week. >> Hell yeah, I'm going to Nashville to buy three homecoming dresses. >> Yeah, the resells. Those are good, right? >> Oh, yes, they're wonderful, man. >> You're buying those for yourself, right? >> That's a dream. >> Once in a while, I just like- >> I'm going to drink my friend. >> I'm going to drink my friend. >> Melissa really likes you in variety, huh? >> Spice of life over here. >> I love my pegging princess, got to have my dress up. >> Hey, man, look, you got to do what you got to do with me, man. >> I mean, I have four. >> Mr. One up over here. >> Well, they're older, they're out of style, they're from the 90s. >> The 80s. >> About mine back at 1992, 1991. >> John Hughes Mintager. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Molly Ringwald. >> Molly Ringwald going on, yeah. >> Brilliant pink, kind of thing, 16 candles. >> I think that would- >> I have the wig too. All right, I'm cosplaying as Molly Ringwald. >> Hell, yeah. >> Most of the time when I'm not here. >> I need to get you a thing of lipstick. I want to see you put that in breakfast club style. >> Let's stick on a pig. >> Oh, yeah. >> I don't have the cleavage for the breakfast club style. >> I like that you're trying, though. >> I'm trying. >> I mean, I'm really pressing these together over there. >> You know, I eat a lot of things I shouldn't have. I almost got the cleavage. If I worked really hard, I could do it. Patreon.com/tagplot. >> I mean, wait, wait, wait. >> Wait, what's the goal to get a picture of Ian Molly Ringwald? >> Yeah, a picture of Ian cosplaying as Molly Ringwald. >> It's going to be higher than that fucking penguin shit. >> It's going to be higher higher than the penguin jingle. >> You would huff penguinship before you would do that? I would not. >> I would huff penguinship. I mean, I've been to the Nashville Zoo. I told you it's going to have the source of penguin jingle. >> I've been in the source, but the Keystone World. >> Where I am actually Molly Ringwald. Anyway, I've talked, I've got a lot of, I'm going to be talking a lot when we get to the movie. So I'm good. I've talked about what I need to say. Dave. >> So, man, not a lot, nothing that anyone. Just in, like, major report, it sounds like you've had a very good week. >> That's a pretty good week. >> I relate to you on that you relearning Overwatch on a mouse and keyboard from controller because I've been under this delusion where it's like, "Man, I bet Final Fantasy XIV has really good controller support. I bet, if I learned to play on the controller, that I would not be trash at this game. And it's different. It is a different experience. It's one of those where it's like, "Fuck, man, it does like half of the shit mouse and keyboard does better." And then the other half, it does worse. So it's in other situations where it's like, "I don't know. I don't know." So I don't know. I've been experimenting with that. It wasn't something I was going to talk about, but I just thought it was interesting that you're making a switch. >> Yeah. >> So that's pretty much it, man. I mean, like, nothing exciting to report. I'm fine with that. It's fine. Everything's fine here. This is power new. I'm fine. Everything is fine. >> I watched a movie called "Heavenly Ever After," which is why I played a video game called "The Same Thing," and that is it. >> Yeah. >> That's it. >> It's okay. That sounds like a good week, too. >> It's fine. It's all right. Let's keep it out of six. >> John, I know what you've been up to. We spend all of our fucking time together. >> What did you buy? >> So, while helping him get components and such, I have built the game. >> There were deals to be had. >> There were deals to be had. So, what you have to understand is I have a 13-year-old, and I built him a -- >> That's weird. >> I know. Right? I don't like it either. >> Yeah. >> I like him. I just don't like him. That sounded really weird. >> I don't like that I have children. >> I worked out. >> Was it that that I was growing up couldn't say that? >> Yeah. Yeah. So, because -- like, I built him a pseudo-gaming rig a while back, and because -- and then my youngest son, I was planning on building one for him, too, and I was kind of getting some components just here or there at work, you know, because people throw out some stuff that you're just like, "This isn't that old." >> It actually could. >> Still pretty good. >> It could be a PC heart-harvestor at our job, because -- >> Yeah, it kind of does. >> They'll be like, "We literally can't sell this machine. You can have it." >> Yeah. >> If you want it. And a lot of times it'll be a -- >> Pretty decent. >> A processor or a motherboard or ram or something that would go into the literal dumpster if we didn't take it. >> Yeah. >> So, yeah, it's good shit sometimes. >> So, because of that, I'm always thinking, like, "Well, at least I got in the mode of thinking, 'Oh, well, if I buy this video card that is for sale by a guy at my work,' which was a good deal. Well, if I buy it, then I can take my current video card and pass that down to my son and give him a better gaming experience, and then I will have a relatively decent, yet low-end video card that he used to have to put in my other son's computer. So, and then I'm like, "Man, this is expensive, but yeah, it's for the children." >> Won't anyone think of the children? >> Yeah, this is trickle-down, right? >> It's trickle-down. >> It's trickle-down. >> Listen to the old card. >> Listen to the old card. >> Make this argument for everything. >> Trickle that computer. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> Okay, yeah. So, I ended up buying a video card from a guy at work that is significantly better than the one I had. >> That's a great card. >> Yeah. >> I didn't realize when I bought it, because I was like, "Man, this is a lot." >> It features the letters Ti. >> Ti, yeah. >> Ti, yeah. >> It's auto-tune. >> Yep. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> Anyway, I get it, and I'm like, "I have my computer at work, so Ian got to experience this first hand." I literally install it, and I'm looking at it and I'm like, "What the fuck?" This thing has two 8-pins and a 6-pin power connector. I'm like, "Holy fuck, what is with all this?" Like my old video card just had one 8-pin, so I thought it had two, and I was like, "Oh, I'm good. Got two. Don't have two and a six, though." >> Not on the board. >> Not on the, well, not on the power supply. >> Oh, oh. >> So, yeah, these go direct from the power supply into the card, and I was just like, "Shit. What am I going to do?" Now, I've bought this crazy ass video card that I can't power, and Ian's like, "I'm going the best buy later to pick something up," and I was like, "Well, I should probably just at least see if they have any power supplies that would work." So, yeah, short story, I ended up buying a power supply, too. >> Oh, man. I wish I would have known. God. >> Oh, did you have? [laughter] Do you really? >> Yeah, I do. I don't know what kind of wattage you're looking for, but what is it? >> 700 watt. >> I bought an 850, okay. >> Okay. All right. >> Yeah. If it would have had the connectors, I would have bought it. >> It does. >> Yeah. Damn. The old thermal take I had in mind just it was not cut out for that kind of business. >> Yeah, never mind. >> It's not even, it's not even, it's not even, it's not even, it's in a deep dive in the PC components. >> No, no. It's just gonna be like, "Honey, I just want someone to take this power supply." [laughter] >> Take yours back by day's office. >> Look, hey. >> Don't even buy it. >> No man. >> I want it out of my closet. >> I might have a home for it. >> Okay. >> 'Cause I got three gaming rigs. >> Okay. >> All right. >> I'll tell you what I know is not gonna fucking happen. He is not switching that fucking power supply out on his PC because I watched what he went for. >> Oh my God. >> He got a new one in there. >> Jesus. >> Without having to completely disassemble your computer. >> Exactly. >> God. >> Almighty. >> That's the struggle when you change out just the power supply. >> Yeah. Usually I'm doing a whole core system and then the power supply wasn't the problem and that's why I have a working power supply that's just sitting at the closet. >> Dude. >> Because, yeah, dude, anytime I'm working on a computer, I'm like, "I swear to God, next time I'm gonna do a full tower. I swear to God." [laughter] >> The number of times I've said that, and I never get a full tower, but yeah, every time I'm in one of those motherfuckers, it's like next time I'm getting a full tower. >> It's funny how a mid tower seems big. >> Oh. >> Until you start putting shit in it, routing cables around and trying to keep shit from getting in the fan. >> I have to take everything out, the board was in there, but it's like I couldn't even -- I had to take the fucking ram out, and it's like seriously, I take the goddamn ram out. I had to take the fucking -- because it's a lot of the -- it's an older computer that I was gonna give to Henry, so it's got a fucking cooler master, like a huge heat sink, and I'm like, "S" -- >> Big dick energy. >> It's got like a big 20-year-old meter fan on it. [laughter] >> Yeah, I'm trying to fucking take this thing out, and it's like made out of razor blades. [laughter] So it's like, "Yeah, that's a good idea, get in the same position here." I had to be shitting. >> Shit. >> All of that shit out. >> No, hey, no, I feel your pain. One of the things about this video, I looked at video cards in a minute, and so he mentioned he was putting this rig together, so I was looking around at hardware, and so the guy at work tells me he's got this card, and I'm like, "Oh, that sounds like an awesome card." I didn't realize until he gave it to me that they now make video cards that take up three slots. Three slots. >> Yeah. >> Mine does. >> His does, too. >> The one I got does, and it's a generation behind his. >> And it is a brick, I mean, this is a fucking brick. >> It's got its own LCD screen. >> It has a fucking LCD screen. >> I don't know how big the video card is, I don't know how big the stock takes up. That's good, though. >> Hey, man, I had to feel like that's a good thing. I bought it from a store during the pandemic, and it was like, "Man, I really wanted a fucking computer," and it's like, "I could either buy it, which I never bought straight up bought a computer before, I've always built a one." My option was, "Oh, look at that." >> That's a nice, that's your case. >> Yeah. >> That's a nice case, dude. >> About that case off of a guy, also off a guy at work, because that's the other thing. Not only do we work at a place where people will get rid of very decent hardware, but also there's a bunch of other computer nerds working there, so it's like somebody's always got some shit for sale. >> Yeah, I don't have that anymore. >> It's nice to have access to that, for sure. >> The secondary market right there where you work. >> I'm still rocking the case from 2015, because I can't bring myself to get rid of it. >> It's a good case. >> It's a good case. I've had several computers in it. So. >> Anyway, that's it. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Well, Tyler, what have you been up to, man? >> Who? >> You, Tyler. >> Who? >> Who? >> Who? >> Who? >> You got a fucking owl from Snow White. >> Who's that? >> It's an happily ever after. >> Who's that? >> Are you scowl? >> That is a handicap. >> Are you scowl? >> Where's your cigar? >> This week, well, I was telling you guys outside, yeah, we put a new Boris head deli in the hospital to kick out Subway, and granted until the day, I was still on mostly the administration side of it, and my retail manager has been in the footwork. And then today, it was just all hands on deck to open it, and shit went wrong, and like my purveyor, like fucked up, and then send me shit, and send me wrong shit, and send me broken shit, and then trying to piece everything together, and then all my coolers went down this morning for a minute, and we had to call Mertko to come out and fix that real quick. >> Hey, we know about Mertko. >> Yeah. >> We know them. >> Mertko, like every time I call it, it's like, "Hey, hey, Tyler, we know your voice." >> Wow. >> Wow. >> When I call Mertko, they're like, "Hey, Ian." >> And they're wonderful. >> Shout out to Mertko. >> Yeah. >> They're great. >> They're actually really cool people. >> Yeah, but that went under way, it's nice, but you know, I had to change the hours around, but it was just, it was exhausting today, and then my chef has COVID, so I was doing his shit with this shit, and my other shit, like it was, it was a rough day, but now it's open by the time like five o'clock rolled around, they had a good rhythm, so it'll be, it'll be really good. Now we're over, we're over that hill. >> Good. >> So, now it's next, on to my $100,000 grill renovation project. >> Holy shit. >> Yeah. >> I suggest checking this shed. >> I've heard it. >> Oh, my God. Why did you, why did you drift? Enough out of my brain. >> Fuck that woman. That woman and Matt Bell from you all. >> Hey, quick question though, subway or this boar's head, like, I imagine this is better than subway. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Much better. >> Higher quality. >> Higher quality stuff, it ends up being cheaper. >> I run it so I have control over like when it's open and what we serve as opposed to subway which would just like, we don't want to open this week, so they just wouldn't. >> Oh, wow. >> People in the hospital be upset and they think, oh it's food, so it's probably Tyler's fault. No, I have nothing to do with subway. I know you think I'm the food guy for everything in the hospital. >> They are a multinational corporation, they do not come ask me. >> Why'd you hire Jared, though? >> We had this whole thing with Jared figured out, yeah here he is. >> That's been my week now, now it's over, tomorrow should be much easier, so I'm good. >> Good for you, I'm happy. >> I do have two blind drafts left from my blind draft list, if you guys want to do a blind draft. >> We can do a blind draft. >> Hell yeah. >> Life milestones and musicians, you could take in a fight. >> We can do both, right? So it really doesn't matter to me which one we do first, just let it rip. >> John, you'd put new paper? >> Yeah, probably would help. >> How about we guess halfway through which one we're doing? >> Okay. >> I feel like we're not going to need to go all the way to halfway before we know. >> Well, inward the one I think is stronger, so here's the first one, ten spot. Using your driver's license. >> Are we talking about looking back at it or in the moment, what are we talking about, or either? >> I'd say at this point in your life, looking back at all these milestones, where would you place that? >> Okay, that's lower than, in the moment, that was real fucking high, super up there. >> Yeah. >> Now, though, it's kind of like, yeah, okay. >> Well, I still look back on it fondly. >> I do too, but I mean, I feel like it's one of the situations where it's like, I probably could have gotten my license like a year later and I wouldn't have been a huge difference in my life. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know. It was super exciting at the time. >> It's that achievement that you have to get at as early as possible, you know? >> Yeah. >> For us, it was like that, you know, I'm going to be 16, I had my classes, I had my own prep, my parents sent me to fucking driving school. >> Yeah, Fred Myers? >> Yes. >> Yeah, Fred Myers. My kids was a Fred Myers. >> Good. >> He's teaching it now. >> Okay. I'm about to say, because there's no way he's Fred's still teaching. >> Yeah, I think he passed away. >> Oh, fuck. >> I don't think he has. I know he's still involved because, and I met him when she was doing it. >> Dude, he was a great teacher. >> He was. >> I mean, I'm fucking great. There's shit. >> I ace to my fucking test. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's awesome, dude. He said that I still remember when I drive like fucking 28 years later, you know? >> Same, yeah. He was a great teacher. I'm glad we all went to Fred Myers. >> Yeah. >> That's awesome. >> Yeah, I did too. >> Well, I didn't, but I know of him. >> Well, you have kids. >> Well, but by kids, yeah. >> But let's be honest, we all know why we went to Fred Myers, because he's the only game in town? I don't know. >> For the interest. >> Because the interest. All of our parents were like, oh, if he does this, then we get a discount on the insanely expensive insurance we're going to have to pay for this 16-year-old. So yeah. >> But we only have to do it for two years, and then they're out and on their own. I'm going to put this as five, only because I feel like there are things in my life better than getting my license and worse than getting my license. You know what I mean? So I'm going to put it out of five and start that as my middle ground. >> I actually did the same, I'm going to put it at five. And part of the reason for that is I feel bad, sort of, for my kids, because I don't think, like, they'll never know the freedom that I knew when I got my license because, like, I will always be able, like, they have a cell phone with them all the time. >> Yeah. >> They don't, like, the freedom when I got my license and went out and you were just, you were fucking in the ether, man, like, you could be anywhere and everywhere. >> Yeah. >> It was crazy because, like, no one's on weird houses in Livingston County. >> No one could get ahold of you. You were just, you were out there until you got to your destination, you know? And my parents would be like, oh, call me when you get there. But it was like, in between then and, you know, those times, you know, whatever. >> GPS tracker, five, yeah, I can tell. >> All of my kids are on live 360, so we can see wherever they are. We know, like, at their checkpoints. >> They ever get a red ring? >> Say what? >> They ever get red ringed? >> No. >> [LAUGH] >> They wouldn't know something that's really bad if they get red rings. >> Yeah. So that was a, yeah, I know I lived in Livingston County, it's rural, all my friends were super spread out, so it was a pain in the ass to go anywhere. So having that ability to just get in my car and leave, it was huge. >> It opened the door up for work, though, for me. >> I'm about to say, but your parents have taken you backboard the apex? >> Well, I was well within driving age when I started working at the apex. But they did, I mean, I remember, I started driving about the time I started my first job at Olive Garden, and I remember the whole reason I started that job was, well, I'm going to get my driver's license, and I'm going to have a car to drive, so I need to work so that I can pay for the car and pay for the gas. My parents were nice enough to cover the insurance, which, I mean, nice of them for sure, but I had to, you know, I had to pay for this new fucking expense. And that's probably why I like the driver's license. I'm with you guys, I feel like it's a really good, it's a good number because it's a good event. >> It's kind of like your first actual adult milestone, right? It's like, even though you're 16 years old, this is your first truly adult thing that you can like do. >> Maybe we'll see. >> Unless you're me. >> I'm about to say, yeah. >> I know what you're talking about. I didn't say, I mean, bad decision making comes at a very early age for a lot of people. But yeah. >> What, teen dad? What? >> I was 18 when that happened. >> Eight, eight what? >> Yeah. >> I've been driving for a couple of years at that point. Wow, I had been driving for two years, when time you got pregnant with my son, yeah, that's fucked up. Thanks. >> Because I mentioned the shed, I'm sorry, all right? >> Drivers per man, like two and a half years. >> Cool, that makes it better for sure. >> The whole half a year. >> Yeah. >> Realize time. >> Round that fucker up. That's fucking three. It's like a six of their lifespan. >> All right, so where did you, where did you put it, Dave? >> That's five. >> Also a five. >> Yeah, just following the, following the group. >> Everybody said five? >> Yep. >> Buying alcohol. >> Again, this is looking back. >> Mm-hmm. >> During the moment, it was awesome, super, super awesome. >> I remember what the day you turned 21, you and I went to what Paris and that was your store. >> That was not the first time about alcohol. >> Girl, I hate the room, this beautiful memory of us that you had. >> Are you talking about buying alcohol as an adult, 'cause I bought alcohol. >> I mean, if you were able to get it before 21, not at a store. We used to buy, we used to pull, when we were going to have a big fucking drunken party, we would all pull our money and give it to a dude who knew a dude who could go buy us the alcohol. So, I was buying alcohol, but not walking into this. >> Well, you'd be able to get in and buy alcohol. >> Okay. >> Well, you're not having to jump through the hoops. >> It would have been 21. And I mean, it was uneventful for me because I was a parent of almost three-year-olds. So, it was like, "Thank God I can find you and buy you by alcohol." >> I cannot imagine having a two-year-old and not being able to drink. >> Look, it's really handy, though back when Gage was a baby, we would go into the convenience. I would have the kid with me. >> They would assume. >> They would just assume I was old enough to buy, they never carted me. >> Wow. >> But the first time I ever got bought alcohol after I turned legally 21 and whatnot, I don't know. That was kind of a non-issue for me. So, I'm going to put that out of the tin because- >> You'd already been bigger milestones. >> I had already been through bigger milestones, yeah. >> I put it in the eight. >> Yeah. >> I had also, with some friends, paid someone to buy alcohol for me. >> So, by the time you could do it, it's like I've had this. >> Yeah. I mean, it was, I guess, nice to people- >> Now I have to- >> Get it whenever. >> It's convenient. >> Yeah. >> Like, I don't want to incriminate you, John, but you were actually with me the first time that I bought alcohol, and that is, and it was a large amount of alcohol. I bought a keg of alcohol. >> Oh, shit. Oh, shit. >> I bought a keg of beer. >> Yeah. >> Dressed up as essentially a character from Miami Vice. >> Mm-hm. >> Yeah. >> With you. >> I was dressed like Billy Eidle. >> [LAUGH] >> You were. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Those were in your Red Wings shirt, I think. >> You were. >> I love that shirt. I still have it, even though it's in tatters and still on a hanger, but yeah, yeah, that was my first time. That was fun. >> I forgot about that. >> Yeah, we loved it. >> That was crazy. >> I remember you being like, I can't believe that. I didn't even ask. >> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH] >> The guy at the stores, all right, I'm going to applaud the effort. I'm just going to let these guys go. I gotta get some chicken in me. >> [LAUGH] >> Wasn't I there for the first time you consumed alcohol? >> They gave me my first beer first drink. >> Yeah. >> It wasn't a very good beer. It wasn't. >> [LAUGH] >> But it made me feel good. >> Yeah. >> I was like, fuck yeah. This wasn't a buck. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, it wasn't a buck. >> Okay. >> Was this the beer? >> The pizza and beer. >> The thing. >> I don't know. >> Okay. >> I don't remember. >> Everyone had a beer. >> I know that guy shot. >> I was like, I'm not old enough to have a beer. >> [LAUGH] >> I've never had a beer before. >> He had it. >> It totally smokes. >> [CROSSTALK] [LAUGH] >> Smoke this cigarette, too. >> I don't know, mister. >> River this in 25 years. >> [LAUGH] >> You'll thank me later. >> [LAUGH] >> So I don't know. >> I'm gonna go set my 10-year-old to be right back. >> [LAUGH] >> Each one of these is going to come with something like that. >> [LAUGH] >> I'm just going to say most of these milestones, I had to come with something like that. >> [LAUGH] >> I'm just going to say most of these milestones, I had to come with something like that. I'm just going to say most of these milestones, I had a kid at the time. >> [LAUGH] >> That's a seven for me. By an alcohol. >> Right. >> Seeing our rated movies. >> Mm. >> I saw them at home before I saw them in the theater. So I feel like this diminishes. >> Yeah. >> It's lower on the list because of that. >> Yeah, me too. >> Because of HBO. I mean HBO fucking- >> It was all over the place. >> Warped my mind at a very early age, so I didn't have HBO, but my dad would rent movies. >> Yeah. >> And of course, if it was not heavily sexual, he didn't really care if the violence is fine. >> Yeah, yeah, pretty much, maybe not gore, I mean, he wasn't really like into horror or anything, but there were definitely- >> The army violence. >> Adult themed movies that I had seen before I could go see. >> Yeah. >> Mine is going to, because my story is much like Dave's, I saw a lot of movies on HBO at home. >> See, my parents were, this would be higher for me because my parents were so strict about that. >> Right, yeah, right. >> I never went to the movies, so I didn't go see a rated movie till I could take myself to go see. >> Right. >> Well, mine did a nine because, again, it was kind of a non-issue for me. >> I literally haven't written in, not copying, that's a nine for me. >> Okay. >> Yeah, I don't care, copy your notes. >> Okay, if I'm copying, do it. >> [LAUGH] >> Take it as a compliment. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> John, what'd you have? >> Nine. >> Nine. >> I think we had all- >> I'd be copying you guys if I wasn't answering first. >> We have five, seven, and nine, is that our situation? >> Five, eight, and nine. >> So there's not an audience? >> Yeah. >> Five, nine, and ten. >> You're a virginity. >> Oh, you mean when I was 13? >> [LAUGH] >> Hell yeah. >> [LAUGH] >> Was I 13? >> I say that when I think about, I think it'll be ten this year. >> [LAUGH] >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> I am not a good baseline to make yourself worry. I was a stupid, stupid child. >> Hey, man, look, as long as, you know, as long as he's doing it consentually and safely but he pregnant or catch a disease, then yeah, safely. >> Yeah. >> I'm not saying I'd be thrilled about it, but also. >> I have a 32-year-old son, and I'm honestly surprised I don't have a 35-year-old son. >> [LAUGH] >> Given how early I was sexually active. >> Just pissing in those butts. >> Nope. Nope. >> [LAUGH] >> I wasn't, I wasn't, I wasn't pissing in anyone's butt. I was doing other things in other parts. Really stupid, stupid boy, I was, but it was awesome. I'm going to put that at a, at a, at a, at a solid number one. >> Number one? >> That's a number one for me. I already wrote it down. I'm not copying Ian. I know marriage is going to be on this list. I've considered this, losing Virginia is still number one. I love my wife. I do. >> Yeah, but that's, that is a big goddamn video. >> Well, yeah, I kind of altered your perception a little bit. >> Yeah, it's great. >> Well, I feel you'd be better to get that out of the way before you get into marriage. So like, I don't, I think the way, the way the Christians do it is the opposite way it should be done. >> Correct. >> Yeah, but that's like a, is that kind of like a, is that like a suggestion? You know what I mean? Like, it depends on the church. >> Right. >> And I'd never, like, I'd never viewed that as a like hard and fast rule. >> Hard rule. >> Yeah. >> It just didn't make sense to me at all. >> Yeah. >> No, it doesn't. Hell, I think it should be legally required that you live with a potential spouse for a year before you get married. >> Well, that's the thing. Did you fuck? Have you fucked? >> It's none of your concern. >> Actually, law statute number 19A says that you have to have sex. >> You have to show me the red crown upon your dick. >> Now, if you were to, man, if you were to rate the sex on a scale, I'd like to do it. No, this goes on your marriage license. We need the bell. Remember, you're under oath. >> If you're under number, slide it to me, and that goes on your marriage. >> I should qualify as saying, I'm not saying the sex. The sex is just a byproduct of living together. I think you should live with that person. >> That's what I'm saying. >> And, like, you're probably not going to live with someone that you're in a relationship and attracted to without fucking. >> Right. >> So, yeah, that's the part that just never really made sense to me as the whole. I'm waiting for marriage. Well, you know those people aren't living together. And it's like that just seems stupid because what if you're insanely incompatible with that? >> You might have great sex, but everything else could be completely fucked. >> Right. >> Yeah. >> I mean, I don't buy shoes online because I'm going to try them. And store and walk around and make sure they don't shave. >> Yeah. >> Unless I -- >> No, that's what changed. >> Yeah, that's what changed. >> Yeah, that's what changed. Yeah, they're not -- I'm sorry. I can't be with a woman who chafes me. >> Yeah. Got too much room in my toes. >> Yeah. [ Laughter ] >> Now, what if you're buying the same -- >> You should give blowjobs no. >> -- exact shoe. >> Not for me. I know what I want in a shoe, and it's blowjobs. I don't want my shoe saying, "You know what? I'm not really a blowjob kind of shoe." [ Laughter ] >> God. Ten years -- >> You're going to be right -- you're going to be with that ride as I was taking a drink. >> For a second, I thought -- just ten years -- ten years into owning a pair of shoes, I don't want it to be like, "You know, I've never really been a blowjob kind of shoe." [ Laughter ] I want to know when I buy the shoe sentence. [ Laughter ] I think this goes back to what you were saying. It's just logical to ask the albundi. Does the shoe like blowjobs or not? >> Right. I feel like I'd rather cross this bridge now rather than ten years into owning a shoe. >> Smart? >> Well, and it's shoes that you're going to wear for the rest of your life, so you know. >> I mean, yeah. It's important. >> It's important. >> I cannot overstate how important it is. >> Man, I thought it was going to spray fucking cucumber gatorade all over you there for a second. >> Who's going to cue you? [ Laughter ] >> I'm so hot. >> I love being cuked. [ Laughter ] >> I know you do. [ Laughter ] >> Next, getting married. >> I already called this one. That's two. >> Which time? >> Yeah. >> Which time was better? [ Laughter ] >> Remarrying Tanya was really cool. >> My second -- >> You were under any societal pressure? >> No, not really. No, we weren't. No. Yeah, we -- that was a cool way. We had a lot of fun. It was very casual, very informal. My second wedding was kind of like the pomp and circumstance. Me and Laura got married. We got married at Grace Episcopal. >> Pretty church. >> And that church is fucking beautiful. >> Yep. >> And we had the whole place down up. >> I also made my mistake there. >> I know. I know this. I know this. There I mean I data carby when I was in that since the 80s when I was like seven and my parents were like what do you want to be when you grow up I said media ropus? I? And the reason I said that was cowfucking sisto I watched a very good name and it's not a stage name. It's his Calvin sisto listener next D&D character you may I'm changing my fucking overwatch name Oh my god that would be amazing Star Wars yeah, I'm gonna see if my if that name is Really does God if I could just be a cow sisto. That's how I want to do it is through overwatch and battle man Cal system's a steam - that's Yeah, nice or if I ever start playing Star Wars outlaws maybe I'll name my character Cal system That's it. I'm Cal system Number two for me a third marriage my third wedding. I should say number two It's a good time. We had a lot of third marriage second woman first woman First and second first and third my first and third wife Tonya Horror priestess first It's hilarious to me because I remember talking to you and you'd be like It's my second third anniversary Stopped at six, but we had our first seventh Everything after that is the first yeah go from the second six to the first Yeah Like you do Tonya and I are at about 31 years of together like grand total minus give or take some you know months It's I don't even keep track of it anymore. She does Trust me she fucking does knows number two Dave Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, number two our list you're looking to say number two. We're cut from the same cloth. It's cool Your first kiss That's a good one Slow for me. I feel like maybe our list is gonna differ from this point forward. That's That's under driver's license for sure. Yeah, is it It's not under buying out alcohol though. So that's a six six for me. Keep it out of six first kiss I don't even remember the girl's name. I remember pony was playing You wine fucking yeah It was a classy school dance when it's a playground There's a boom box. Yeah, were you holding it above your head? No No, no, it's an interesting call. You know, I'm just imagining John Q side holding that up, but playing pony instead Instead of in your eyes, but your eyes. Yeah, I'm such a nerd. I put it at number six as well I really I do remember my first kiss and I remember who it was with and in fact I just patronized the Business that she works at the other day the kissing store Remember the girl I told you that I ate her out for so long after well up. Yeah, how could you forget? Well, she it is that girl. Oh, yeah She's a very very cool person and I'm glad to have known her But I do put that at a six because I do think there are some things probably coming that I would write higher so Because my first first kiss was awful first kiss with my wife though fucking that's the prime way it should have been nice graduating high school Yeah, that's a fucking eight for me man like I like I mean I was like That's to me. That was just kind of like a given this we're gonna grad. That's just a thing you do You just graduated from high school. It wasn't like as exciting to me as getting my driver's license I mean, it's important looking back at it now. It's like, yeah fucking glad I graduated from high school, but I mean like It's hard for me. I know where I know we're looking at I know we're looking back Right, but it's hard for me to not also mix in the moment because I remember that being like ceremony Ceremony sucks long and it's just like god. Oh god. It's so boring And for this thing that's just kind of like yeah, we just all kind of graduate high school I mean, that's just a the thing that I mean I look at the people who graduate and it's like well. I mean they did it You know Like the bar's pretty low, I mean I'm not like the model student or anything so same say that's a eight for me high school The best part of high school for me was graduation because I was leaving it behind I had a pretty I had a decent experience in high school. I'm not going to say it was a bad one at all I had a lot of good friends, you know We had a great tillman was a great school to go to I have a lot of friends from all different like sort of clicks We were all we all knew each other and we were all close enough to be civil to one another There was very little drama in our graduating class And I really had a good experience. I just hate school hate learning I like learning on my own terms and I don't like tests and I hate being up at six o'clock in the morning and All the things that are required to go to school or just That never stopped, but anyway, I liked graduation. I thought it was fun. It felt important. It felt good It felt nice to leave it behind Tiny and I had just started dating a couple of weeks prior to that so that was a really good high point in my life I put in that at a four I put it at a 10 mostly for a lot of the reasons that Two that that you guys both gave Which is mostly that I did not like high school very much again also did not have like a terrible experience Also did not have like a great experience either, you know, like it was very yeah, sure very mediocre Still know some people, you know still kind of friends with some sure my high school So that's cool, but like the actual school part of it. I did not care for much So me neither put that at a 10. Well, it's also like for me. It's also like I fucking never Never never think about my high school graduation and you it's on this list. That's why I'm thinking about it I think about losing my virginity at least two times a day And this one won't apply to everybody so try to speculate getting divorced Which time I Know I'm teasing I know it's Solid three I say pretty good. It's pretty good. It's not generally a sad occasion I've never had a divorce, but all I can every time someone mentions divorce I just think of a friend of mine who Made the joke who had been recently divorced and he said Man, the voices are expensive. You know why they're so expensive because they're fucking worth it Okay That divorce was necessary. Oh, it was definitely The eventuality that he was I feel like that's what you want to hear from a divorce person Yeah, yeah, it's probably better than like fuck man CK has that whole bit about it where it's like you got you know, I got divorced. Oh, I'm so sorry. Don't be sorry It's not a sad occasion now I can masturbate in front of anybody Well my first divorce shouldn't have happened my second divorce was absolutely necessary and my third divorce is gonna happen on my death bed As I divorced my wife, so she's not held responsible for all my debts But that's until then I'm good. We're happy we're fine three Three is my number of Ten for me. I haven't had one. I don't want one Same hell, yeah, same, but I put it as six because that was the lowest thing that I had open so Tyler and I can relate yep to this subject. Where would you have put that? pretty high It's like a - Because that that is the I Knew you it is the buffer between the two books of my life Okay, completely different. So it's just like that is the yeah, that's the split between old life and new happier Okay, so yeah, I get that Hi Next thing speaking of high doing drugs Which time I'm just gonna say which time every time the first time Yeah, the first time man first time I ever smoked pot. It was this dude at this apartment complex over by the Kroger Leno crowed Like you had in Plaza. Yeah, it's across from hand and Plaza firm would apartments over there as I have to live here I'd and Someone who used to live there as well. We lived there when we first got married But when I was a kid we would I would go to this dude's house And he was the guy that I would go out. We would sneak out at night and skateboard all the way to the river and back Okay, I remember he's like that guy had a friend who lived in that apartment complex who always had weed and Like oddly enough when Tony and I were divorced. She dated the guy that had the weed apparently has a giant dick His name is skip He was not friends with acid Randy as far as I know Anyway, man, this cast of characters. Oh my life. That has a good They start a podcast we're fun. Yeah, yeah, we're racid Randy a big dick skip Anyway No, let's get them He would yeah I Don't know More upset if I was like hey yo skips coming on the podcast. She'd be like what the fuck He's a good dude He got like really big and fit, but at the time he was like 13 and he was my dick look smaller He was super scrawny Get made fun of a school all the time Have to stand so far I have to stand on a box We call me the apple crate Stanley I can't remember his name shit He always had weed and he made it he made a bong out of a juice box a tang juice box and I smoke some weed for the first time and I got fucked up and I did not like it I was not afraid and it was not a good experience. It was confusing and Super weird and I didn't like it. So I'm gonna put that in an eight. Okay After that I smoked lots of pot that I really did have a good time doing, but that time was not a good time First time was not a good time for me either. Although I was did you get your weed from big dick skip? No, I got it from Friend and John's roommate at the time. I Know exactly yeah. Yeah, so that was an experience because I mean someone may at this table Maybe not have been there as well and I remember like this drugs should be It should be below driver's license, but above first kiss So this is like this list is actually pretty pretty accurate. I have to put it out of four I do remember the first time though. It was Nothing hard by the way like ever but like the the first time I remember sitting there with John and our friend and sitting there being like they're trying to teach me how to do it correctly and I didn't know at all What to do and I was like, I don't know that it's working and then when I realized I just kept worrying that I was gonna pee Myself and then I was like oh, I guess this is what it's like. I guess you just smoke this and then you worry that you're gonna Key yourself Good part. No, that's what's work. First time is like The second time was much better also with John and this friend. We watched the wall And and I'm in some final fantasy eight This is much better much better. I'm only worried about peeing myself twice this time Yeah, mine was with some people that I knew in high school, but I said you come from one of the highest pot producing counties like Really? Yeah, I didn't know that yeah, I make a lot. Yeah, that land everywhere They were I remember my friend Joel told me like yeah We weren't high times magazine. This is one of the top ten counties to produce by no, I believe that because I remember This would have been before I had ever smoked weed, but I was in dare So I knew what it looked like oh, yeah, and I thought about signing that card I don't think I ever did yeah, you didn't sign it or you didn't think about it the card. No, I didn't sign it He would like fuck this shit. I know what I'm gonna be doing I'm my own fucking man. Get this shit double-h. So I Was literally just walking through the woods with my cousin I would spent that over as else used to you all the time. We'd go like deep into the woods and camp out and stuff and I remember literally just Walking through the fucking woods and my cousin's like is that a weed plant now? Look at that and I'm like that is and here's the thing It wasn't like somebody's field where they had planted some fucking Yeah It's explains why you guys were rubber house road shit Very creative Yeah, you know, I mean it literally would just grow wild out there Crazy, but no there's some I Also didn't have a great time although I did have much better times later on Dave was involved in some of those times, but Yeah, I'm not I Would put it lower. All I have is for so yeah All right, tell me tell me Tyler. What is my number seven? It what is my number three? It's also my number three is it childbirth your first orgasm. Oh, oh That belongs way higher than seven That's losing my virginity. That's like the same Why does that really? Yeah, did you not come on your launch your virginity? I thought that was part of it Well, mine mine mine was the same. I mean part of it. Yeah Is that a part of it? I jerked off to have my first orgasm. Oh We're counting those we're counting playing for the I don't count those the first time you ever came was when you fucked somebody that's impressive. Oh, it's like damn you You saw it. Yeah, that's weird my brain was just like that's the same shit dog When you fuck it when you fucking jerk off, they don't count That that is my story You're being youth group Four store guys and happening someone's mouth Hell yeah Same person as a matter of fact that I've been mentioning okay, yeah First time ever I didn't even know about jerking off. I didn't have it. Yeah, I didn't know about it But I was also very young When the first one happened also, you know, I mean to be a little bit. It all was it had a weird Gonna be your mouth is coming up. I'm gonna be you're sort of like that. I was like what the fuck is happening. Yeah She knew what was going on I Didn't know I just thought I had a really good pee So I immediately went and drank a whole bunch of orange juice till I had to pee again and went to pee and it was not the same I didn't know what happened to God how how it'd be like how God is this the way it's gonna be forever That's my seven. Yeah, that's what I had left that long way up there. It's my It's my three three. I'm great with that. Yeah, I love this list is just want literally switch drugs or drivers license And it's like it's it's exactly how I would have done it if you would have if it had been non-blind Unblinded Seeing seeing yeah Yeah, I thought I thought kid was gonna be on there. I was saving the three the three for that Lorgasm's great too great. Yeah, those are connected it. They are. Yeah, it leads Every time but only one way Well, we spent our time on that one so I think we should probably be a little over an hour Good conversation hell. Yeah, let's let's take five if you don't mind Yes, I'd like to be I'd like to go work as we do Let's all four go orgasm in my yard And For once it won't be just me We'll we'll do that and then we'll be back to talk about us no white in happily ever after I Think you should know bad like me the way to go Be nice and just for such being good Commitment to be sorry bad. I want to tell you about that I've come this far just one rule get to them Well, I get to you All right now for the movie a game talk Ian, I feel like I got to give it to you slide you the talking stick, okay Yeah, I have a lot to say about snow white in happily ever after I'm gonna I have a tad pog totals list. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna do that first And then I'm gonna go into a little bit about the animation company that did this movie who I got confused with another week yeah, this is filmation is the name of the company and Snow White and the Pan happily ever after was released in night. It was made in 1989 But released in the United States in 1993 It's tracks with the release of the game in 1994 so as promised here is the tadpog totals list for Snow White in Happily ever after Guys ready for this. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm not I'm not gonna interrupt you. Oh, you can't Some things I will warrant interruption. It's fine I get excited. Yeah, yeah, I was in a different place then it's fine. I don't care what you do. It's your show All right, here we go I don't know really It's fine I'm not kidding, okay tab out codes list for Snow White in heavily ever after one cigar smoking owl One Dom Deloise based magic mirror that weirdly looks like the clock from Beauty and the Beast One Malcolm McDowell based evil Lord who can change into a furry dragon and wears way too much eyeshadow. Oh, hell yeah Ed Asner owl rap Owl moonwalking boiling cauldron based owl torture That rap was And for God it was Ed Asner. That's makes it that takes it to a whole other level Ed Asner owl There's a thing in this movie. It's one of those things that like if you just said that Ever happen should I must have died on the drive here because there's no way that Incinence it has to wrap Blue grant I should have said Lou grant based our I said boiling cauldron based owl torture male owl egg-laying Wicked Queen bust bukkake Bone munching copious skirt lifting snow white hair pulling one cream pie to the face Oh One Prince charming who looks suspiciously like Prince Adam from he-man and the Masters of the universe Improbable chasm jumping Hundreds of improbably long staircases a Tracy Omen song based monologuing Oh One door fell that looks suspiciously like a cuddly version a chubby version of gadget from rescue Rangers Forest-based coconuts These are coconuts that were growing in the forest For some reason Unlikely monkey also in the same fourth one Phyllis diller based Calypso singing mother nature my God One stalker assassin that looks suspiciously like orco from he-man in the Masters of the universe There's a theme here copious mud bathing four wolves with rhino horns for noses one highly flame retardant torture rope spiked shield anal probing looking glass kissing Several one syllable words made into two syllable words by Carol Channing such as door or and day air One door fell gang fight one kind of cool as fuck half-man half dragon statue chandelier food spiked mace food lightning food I beam food crossbow food avalanche food campfire food I beam through a magical stone cape through and Then wisdom sages acting brilliant. Thank you awards to Ed Asner as scowl for saying watch this I'll get her from behind and To zhajag the boar as blossom for saying didn't he come to your rescue isn't that what princes are for and Frank Welker as bat so also as horror from the page master Say for saying hey scowl you really got to quit smoking. It's gonna kill you Two stars was insane. It says check it out. Uh-huh. I mean This was this was a movie It was it was a movie Was it a movie so film nation is the company that did this movie and I'm gonna get into filmation in just a minute. I mentioned it was released in 93, but it was made in 1989 Yeah, that's weird. This is the last thing that film nation ever did was the this movie checks out This is Ed Asner a scowl Irene Cara as Snow White you might know Irene Cara from such hit songs as Fame and flash dance what a feeling written both for the movie flash dance. She had a very lucrative career on in theater as well as as a singer and an actress She sadly passed away due to heart disease. You mean in 2022 fame like the Bowie song fame I want to live forever. No, not that Carol Channing as Muddy Dom de Louise as the looking-glass Phyllis Diller as Mother Nature Zajakobors blossom Malcolm McDowell as Lord Malice Tracy Ollman as Moonbeam and Thunderella. Oh, I didn't know that and Frank Welker as Batso who also voiced horror the book Corver in the page master Tracy Ollman sang the song And she started her career as a pop singer if you didn't know that She sang a song a very very cool song that I love called They don't know if you don't know that song you should check it out. She is so fucking good in the latest season of Yeah, she yeah, she's great And she's also responsible for us getting the Simpsons so Much credit to Tracy Ollman. And she was well in her way to being a successful persona in the business When she voiced these characters in this movie that was By all rights a flop So So Filmation I was I got the rabbit hole that I went down was I Recognized the animation style from he-man and the masters of the universe Which is one of the shows I watched a lot as a kid sure and so I went to look at Filmmations Wikipedia page and it turns out they've been doing they did hundreds of things Between the 60s and the late 80s before they stopped doing anything After this movie was made in 1989 and they kind of go down this killed them This this wasn't no this didn't kill them. This was just the last thing they did they were probably already well on their way to being killed Because their whole animation style was about quantity over quality Chief animation and just cranking shit out right all over the place and it's funny because Some of this stuff. I'm gonna go down this list There's a lot of things on this list of shows that they did most of which were animations some were live action But most of these were animation the very first thing that they did was called Rod Rocket in 1963 classic and it was a That they hadn't been known as film nation yet, but this was their first project then The new adventures of Superman 1966 through 1970 the ventures of super boy journey to the center of the earth the Superman Aquaman hour of adventure featuring Aquaman Adventures of super boy the new adventures of Superman teen titans the flash the Adam Green Lantern Hawkman and Justice League of America This was in 1967 Fantastic voyage another Aquaman show the Archie show the Batman Superman hour Adventures of Batman the Archie comedy hour and the Hardy Boys. That was just the 60s 70s, which is about when I started watching shit made by them and didn't realize it Archie's Funhouse will the really will the real Jerry Lewis, please sit down Based on characters from the Jerry Lewis film the family jewels Alright, okay Jerry Lewis Sabrina in the groovy gooly Based on Sabrina the teenage witch from the Archie comics Archie's TV funnies fat Albert in the Cosby kids was a film nation project The Brady kids was a cartoon adaptation of the Brady Bunch Lassie's rescue Rangers lassie's rescue Rangers like Blassy the dog Everything's Archie More Archie Archie's back in cartoon form again Star Trek the animated series That tracks you said bad animation that's correct 1973 to 74 my favorite Martians a Animated adaptation of my favorite Martian Mission colon magic mission magic a spin-off of the Brady kids for some reason the US of Archie get it the US of a Boy the new adventures of Gilligan Shazam we're talking about Gilligan by the way From Gilligan's island the new adventures of Gilligan It was Shazam part of that or okay, I skipped to Shazam and I had to go back to make sure everyone understood I only know this wasn't a coincidence like the ghost busters which wasn't not the ghost busters that we know No, it's so else completely the ghost busters But it was a live-action show. Okay fucking weird uncle Crocs block Whatever that is featuring Frady cat wacky and pecky and mush Tarzan Lord of the jungle arc to the new adventures of Batman space academy space sentinels the Batman Tarzan adventure hour Cuz you know Batman and Tarzan they go hand-in-hand They can relate they can bond over like the parents, right? It's been dead. Yeah. Yeah, it worked in a movie right or something The new Archie and Sabrina hour the groovy ghoulies and friends Tarzan and the super seven Featuring Tarzan Lord of the jungle the new adventures of Batman the freedom force Manta and more a super stretch and micro woman web woman and Jason of star command Fabulous funnies the new adventures of mighty mouse and heckle and Jekyll The new adventures of flash Gordon and the new fat Albert show. That was just the 70s There were two fat Albert shows in the 70s. Uh-huh. That's I love that Here's what I also I like featuring the brown hornet That's a good move The what was the super long title one? The new adventures of mighty mouse and heckle and Jekyll. I feel like there was one before that that was like really really long Oh, no, I those were those were those were shows inside Tarzan and the super seven Oh, okay. That was like a seven shows inside Tarzan. This was a programming block, which originally ran 90 minutes. Oh Too long and then later later and this was in 1978 to 1980 that later shortened down to 60 minutes by dropping Tarzan and Jason of the star command man kids kids has some crazy long attention spans back then I guess I used to love watching them 90 minute Cartoon blocks on Saturday morning. Hell yeah, I loved it. Yeah, I mean I did too, but there was there was no Option, right? I think that's the thing now where it's like yeah, you had you had three six and twelve You could watch cartoons on pick one. I have heard Henry say the phrase. I'm bored Literally twice in his life, right? It's almost ten. Yeah, it's always to do like now when I remember my parents being annoyed When they would hear me say it. Yeah, when I hear him say it. I'm like you don't even do really Don't say that go the yard Um So now we're into the 80s We've got Batman and the super seven instead of Tarzan in the super seven. Okay featuring The new adventures of Batman have been killed Tarzan web woman Manta and Moray the freedom force and super stretch and micro woman. We're all bundled into this one Then there's the no wait a minute in 1980 in 1980 to 1981 favorite genre There's the there's the Tarzan lone ranger adventure hour Lone Rangers, and there's the Tom and Jerry comedy show from 80 to 80. Okay. All right. I recognize those characters sport Billy Yes, oh, yes, boy Billy The Billy going to play basketball and baseball Show it was a bojax and a goat uncle sport Billy sport Billy knows Show Bay is a show based on a European comic of the same name originally produced originally produced what was Originally produced for Germany. I don't know. All right black star I don't know what that is doesn't have a description that this the kid super power hour with Shazam featuring Shazam and hero high The Tarzan lone rager Zorro adventure hour The hits just keep coming Gilligan's planet That's right I feel like they just had a big list of names on a board and there's throwing dark second animated adaptation of Gilligan's Island and sequel series to The new adventures of Gilligan from the 70s. It was like we got to bring this back. Oh, yeah, I bring Gilligan You believe how lost he is now He's on a plug another planet. I mean And a forest hey built a fucking spaceship Forest based coconuts then in 83 to 85 we got he man in the Masters of the universe Okay, I recognize that adventures of fat Albert in the Cosby kids It's a third incarnation of that Albert and then in 85 to 87 following on the Hit he man in the Masters universe. We got she raw princess of power I watched the premiere episode of she raw the princess of power the other day on YouTube that's pretty good show Ghostbusters 1986 to 88, but this is still not the ghost busters This is based on the 1975 live action TV series that I mentioned earlier And then brave star and then so that it that goes from 87 to 89 and that was the last animated series produced by filmation then we've got films Brady kids in mystery island esops fables arching his new pals dick digit in the jester Dick digit in the jester. What year was this? Digit in the jester was 67. Oh, this goes to the just their movies. Oh, okay, okay movies and TV I was gonna say man. I can't believe any like No, kid like when I was growing up and none of us would have been like fucking dick digit yet in the jester hell. Yeah Lassie in the spirit of Thunder Mountain The introduction to Lassie's rescue Rangers, okay aired as ABC Saturday Superstar movie Daffy Duck and Porky Pig meet the groovy goolys Sabrina's friends fat Albert. Yes. Yes fat Albert Halloween special Fat Albert Christmas special treasure island a snow white Christmas Oliver twist the fat Albert Easter special Flashed Gordon the greatest adventure of all and he man and shera a Christmas special now There's a small one more small list of their theatrical films, okay Journey back to Oz Okay treasure island all her twist. They really latch on to the freebies. Well, yeah Yeah, it is Oliver twist Mighty Mouse in the great space chase the secret of the sword Pinocchio and the Emperor of the night hell, yeah He's killing vampires with his wooden girl. Oh my god. He breaks him off the steps and then tells lies. I'll let you go Braves star of the movie alternate title brave star the legend and finally last but not least happily ever after Produced in 1988 released in 1989 in the Philippines 1990 in France and unreleased until 1993 in the United States. That is the longest story career of filmation They they were very much known bless you goodness. They're very much known for their cheap Just just running an animation mill and if you've ever seen like he man in the master of the universe Yeah, they reused the same footage in episodes over and over and over and and there was one thing that they mentioned that said It says certain episodes of he-man and brave star and substance and often animation were pioneers and children's animated series Pave the way for broader storytelling for example He man's the problem with power episode which dealt with he-man believing he had killed an innocent bystander Another is teal his quest which is introduced and now famous mythology on the sorceress being teal his mother Who is thus the heir to the mantle of the safeguarding of grace skull? It was it was like continuity They were introducing like continuity and stuff and that was kind of not really done before yeah, but it said One of the things they said is the filmation had a reputation for exploiting the technique of limited animation to produce a number of Animated series with a distinct look this technique involved limiting the number of frames per second to fewer than the standard four frames per second scene on film or 30 frames per second scene on video When I was watching Shira the other day, it looked weird It was like it was like had been upscaled to 60 frames per second or whatever and animation looked jittery and weird and made my eyes freak out because They did it at such a low FPS to begin with it looked like it was stuttering or something It was a strange thing, but it said frames would be repeated to compensate for the deficiency resulting in a jerky motion So they would repeat frames to make it go longer, but save money on drawing cells Filmation also made heavy use of the rotoscoping in later years beginning with Tarzan and the flash Gordon series Reused the same animated sequences over and over many times to the point where filmation style was instantly recognizable One example of this can be seen in Shira and he man's transformation sequences So when he man does I've got the power by the power of race skull. That's the same sequence They just reuse the same sequence over and over The frequent use of stock footage saved production money, but often resulted in the sacrifice of continuity This was countered by cutting from one stock shot to another after only a second or two Long enough to set the scene, but before the eye could notice all of the unexplained errors This became part of the filmation style during a period when most television and motion picture productions tend to run a minimum Shot to four to five seconds. So they were like the animation experts of cutting corners They invented this thing and it's very evident in Snow White and happily ever after Yeah, it's an and it's a very noticeable style. Yeah This was not a good movie. I didn't I didn't care for it much although It was better than the page master to me, you know, no not not to not to me I actually I like the page master, okay page master is one of those where it's like yeah This isn't for me, and it's like whatever, but at least I thought the animation in page master was that was good way better The animation and happily ever after it's pretty bad. Yeah It's it's pretty bad Although I will say I Came into this expecting a much much much worse. Yeah cartoon. It's not good. It is not good I don't know good, but it could anybody But it's like it it was better than I it was a little bit better than I thought it was yeah There's some fucking weird decisions that were made it was weird the wrapping and the Ed Asner's an owl rabbit Every yeah trope that you think of of that age rolled it. Yeah, for sure Made me think of like I had forgotten about Robin Williams rapping. I guess in Ferngully, right? My name is baddie. Yep, but that brought back memories of that. I remember being a kid and being like I don't know if this is good, you know I mean like that was like one of those moments where it's like So bothers me even when it's supposed to be cringe like in Robin Hood men and tights when they do the wrapping Yeah, I know right bugs the shit out of me and I hate it, but that's the point, right, but I get where you're coming Well on September 15th Muppet babies turned 40 years old So I used to wash the shit out of muppet babies Love muppet babies. Yeah, man to the point like I've shared this a long time ago. They're nanny cosplay. I know To the point whatever like my parents would upset me I would go into my closet and Sing my feelings like they would do in muppet babies Okay The quality of the songs I would generate as a sad eight-year-old are about on par with the songs in this Really feel like stream of consciousness. It does. Yeah, it really does. Yeah, it does It's like improv Singing yeah, because it's like that that whole scene with like mother nature The calypso music. Yeah, dude She's dressed like thunderella's fucking song where she goes. I know Holy shit, this was the Tracy Elman monologuing that I was talking about earlier. That was a bad one It's it's it's bad And like the mother nature like in that musical number I was watching it and I was like one of these fucking animators had an armpit fetish for sure Oh, yeah, she rate if she shows us her armpits one more fucking time. I might come It was a lot Yeah But you have the the villain was weird And I guess like he's the second fiddle villain Because he's not really powerful. They they the fight is them bum rushing him All he has is a powerful magic item that turns a cloak Well, and he turned into a dragon and he's got I beam I don't know I be telekinesis just stay in that form They should have explained it mortared style or it's like we see he's got to like sustain himself Right, right he gets a he gets a sustenance from the cape you see Yes, they're the human and we're the cape the cape sucks the nutrients out of the people It turns him into stone and then he absorbs those nutrients Like really why why Ed Asner's Al and the bat were really even there Because the dwarf fells, which I mean Okay, the dwarves from so why these are elemental demigods that she doubles upon Well, I think the issue was They couldn't Filmmation couldn't use the dwarves because Disney created the dwarves Right because they're not I mean they gave them all the like sleepy dopey dock Yeah in the rest no, they moved they didn't tell you Gilligan, right? But like Disney Disney created those So okay, you were riding a horse all the way out Oh, you were getting that good dick and the dwarves decided to move on you see Snow White is what happened Our cousins can fucking have our house. We don't give a fuck We're going to the next kingdom to make a new mine I want the sequel where we see the dwarf elves killing the dwarves From Snow White with all their powers. Yeah, and that's the real reason mother nature's like I don't think you guys should have your powers I saw what you did to the dwarves. Yeah Yeah, you turned dopey inside out And that's not even an element That's my thunder elicate she just she's blocking that from her memory That'll inside out pds But everyone there entered When you when you meet them. Yeah, again the armpits because muddy I know she's running the fucking mother armpits But it's not that it's an armpit fetish. Maybe I might be easy to animate But it's just reusing the frames. They just keep using these same armpit frames That's what they landed on like well, we've got this okay. I've drawn two things And one of them is this dwarf elle rubbing mud on her armpits. Yeah, just keep using it Yeah, I like to think the director's like, oh fuck man. What are we gonna do? I mean We pay these guys in craft singles. We can't just have it Is there is there at some point the movie someone washing and they just reuse the same With mud. Yeah dwarf. Okay. Oh, I see you Robin like they do in reverse If I had been changed the color of that one thing is like, oh, now they're blue taking shower, right? They bathe in the blood of the final villain when they kill him. Yeah, she's like there is blood in this movie I was surprised. Yeah, when the one I think it's the prince fires the hand crossbow It's the dragon the dragon. There's like a spurt of blood that comes out of his leg. I was like, fuck man. That's some shit right there That's like Good frame. Yeah It did feel like it did feel like they were like, we're not disney. Look at this You know, we're not quite Don Bluth either, but we're not We can see that you're not Yeah Or profit animation We made a lot of money, but we made more profit than disney ever Because we only had to put about two hours worth of work into this whole ass movie. Yeah, the whole the story was Weird and and jagged and the songs were terrible and even the final the final boss like you know You know like the seven doorbells without their powers just Beat him up. Just beat him up. I bought his fingers and pull his hair just ganked him. Yeah. Yeah They did gank him and then they got turned to stone and you got shadow man. Oh who shadow man or co Who shadow me? Yeah, who's go exactly? So like back to I want to just go back to like the villain. What's his name? Malick Oh, it's um It sounds like malice. I know that much. It's malice. Is it malice? It's straight up melon? Lord malice. Yeah. Wow. Okay So like he has this cloak that he can whatever he throws it over. They turn to stone one of the fucking doorbells Controls earth So I was like, oh, I ain't gonna work on her Yeah, it did it it worked on her and I was like, oh, but she's not really She's also the one to bay put shows around it. I was like, well, she's so horny right now Yeah, yeah, I mean she's got bust out of there, right? She controls earth and stone is like earth, right? Yeah But no, it's the it's sundella who just lights him up. Yep She learns how to use her powers like then they throw that cloak on to his head That's right. Oh, I got you a little tastier own medicine Why was he though his whole his whole thing is uh that his sister is maleficent, right and he's like mad that she's Dead, right, but which is like understandable right from like if you're a normal person But if you're malice Who is like an embodiment of evil? I feel like this dude would have been like oh sweet? I get her I get a castle. Right. I get her castle and all her minions. This is fucking rules Let's go back to business boys. I have my revenge. That's the whole movie revolves around. Yeah, he's gonna get his revenge. It's like I don't know it's shitty. It's bad at least ever even talked about him. Like were they that close? Exactly. I have an off-camera Actually probably come in to kill her, you know, and it turns out he she was already dead And that's why he was mad. It's not white for taking his fucking Thunder. I wish that had been the case. I wish like that would have made more sense Would have made a lot more sense. I did I I think I enjoyed this movie more than a page master because it was so bad Like it's bad. It was entertainingly bad. It is entertainingly bad. I agree with though there are characters like there is There's honestly It's so shallow. There's like there is no good character in this movie and it's like like batso I didn't know what they were trying to do with him batso's is like little Sidekick to ed asner's owl and he's had no purpose. He's always like I'm the good. I'm the good minion. Yeah He's super annoying, but it's like I never they always like draw him with this like these angry eyes So it's like he'll say something like I don't think you should do that scowl And he's got they've like it's like they changed the dialogue after they animated it Yeah, because like he's like evil looking the original dialogue was where like fuck you scowl You know what about that rap it fucking sucked Let's remake this movie all we do is just redub batso one of us Just redubs batso. It's otherwise. It's the same exact movie It's gonna be better Snow White had a really thick neck I could not Shouldn't unsee it. I mean I Not to not to like disparage Are you see our thick-necked ladies? That's fine. I'm not mad that she had a thick neck I'm mad. That's the white is supposed to be this day. They're the Goku's neck. Yeah, you're right You know, there's no white. I know did not have a neck like a tree trunk She had a lot of hair. Oh, she had a lot like so much weight like flat against her head It was like sticking out and then that's where she built up the neck muscles The weight of her hair made her neck so thick. Yeah It was the 80s We did have a lot of big-haired ladies in the 80s That was hot a lot of but not the thick neck that wasn't hot a lot of aquana But of course the twist the evil shadow man that they were sure was fucking with him the whole time Why he was clearly helping them? Who miraculously explains hey now let's put a curse on me when When did he fucking put a curse on you? I feel like we needed some more than just that happened, but yeah here. We are malice does say something like and i'm gonna Get so white, but i'm gonna do something even worse to you. Oh, that's right. I forgot And then he's like he's laying on the ground open mouth. Yeah, we're like five seconds Oh, man. I hope malice doesn't come in my mouth What a curse Try to pull the bread rabbit on him. Please don't come in my mouth, whatever you do Especially not as the dragon It makes stuff like it sits man because it's like I don't it's just this classic villain trope where it's like Oh, yeah, well, you know, I could just turn you to stone prince Like but no, I'm just gonna curse you, but like you're still powerful enough to like If he has polymorph powers Outside of his realm where mother nature even says I could not take him inside of his realm. Right Seven dwarves beat his ass or fells or fells Legally distinct the cuffs beat his ass in his realm. Yeah, they do He's got Yeah Yeah, I feel like he rolled over Oh, no, please all you don't hurt me Especially you the one that smells so much like mud don't hurt what's your name again? muddy Muddy that fell of earth. Oh, what do you do? Oh? Okay? Yeah, I mean when she said her name which her voice is already like I mean my head at the table Dude and it's like mother nature is going to strip the dwarf elves the lady dwarves of all their powers Which one of which was entrusted they entrusted the weather to apparently a five-year-old girl Yeah, a child, a literal child. Yeah, and she's like having a real hard time with it They're mad at her for not being able to control the weather properly. It's all like you little bitch But it's a bitch called you blunderrella cunt Basically, I mean it goes on the the the all the stages of grief in her song while she's jumping on fence posts So the door fells sunburn Muddy muddy blossom blossom who has control over flowers and plants. That's jaw jaw And then gadget is in control of all the animals the animals the chipmunk with the skunk hair. Yeah The chip at the chip at yeah um There's moon beam or whatever who controls all of night. Uh-huh. There's the the water one Yeah, marina marina Anybody muddy muddy So like they get stripped of their powers because they're abusing their powers You know this movie there that anybody else I assure you that you you are incorrect because when you look to the comments You're like, oh shit. You know how we say that thing where it's like You know, there's a game that at least one every every game at least one person loves it There are fans of not only this movie, but the game as well Tyler teller devian can you guys name the seven warps? No, what about the seven I got that on Okay To be fair in this movies credit The dwarf elves are way more badass than the dwarves. They're more distinct. The dwarves fucking sing Yeah, and they're and they're chicken shit And yeah, they they sing and then watch a woman sleep. Right. But like, you know, don't be we know don't be the one who's different Right, but all the uh, right. The dwarf elves get in the ship. They call them different back then, but yeah We do now Like the dwarf elves. Yeah, they're like they like you said Tyler. They're demigods I mean, it's like one literally controls the sun the sun all of night All animals all animals well except for the wolves of horns for those is yeah And that's like the thing is like mother nature is gonna strip them their powers and then like Snow whites like i'm going to malice is realm and then the door of elves are like fuck We'll go and then mother nature's like, okay, you can go but then Where they were gonna serve use this as a proving ground to see if you still are Should have your power she tells them that they have to act in harmony That's her big deal. They gotta act in harmonies. So they gang they just gang up on a dude That is the only time It's like the whole journey to malice. They're like powers are fucking They're going away from shit. They don't work moonbeam finally is like wake up and it's like oh, it's night We're about to be killed by wolves. I don't know That's like literally all she does with the movie Also, tracy elman right yeah And then like the the gadget one can't control the wolves None of them, but she can understand their words because they say something about dwarf elves for dessert Yeah, which I was like the I feel like the movie did a good job because I was like I also heard the word dessert too I'm also powerful Almost as powerful as a dwarf owl. At least as powerful as that one because I can't control those wolves either But what about the game Also better than I was expecting We have played far worse. This is it was colorful. It was Well animated it had good sprites. What's that? It's a game it's a baby game for babies And I mean that in like not a disparaging way, but in a way of like this developer made a game for young children Yep, and just collect fruit and coins. It's not without its degree of bullshit though. It definitely has bullshit It reminded me of what's that? Dizzy in the olympic rings Yes, but that game is If that was on the amiga. Yeah, I feel like that's what this game. Well, yeah That's a really good observation because dizzy tried to be sonic the hedgehog And this game also tries to be sonic the hedgehog because your your movement Is all based on momentum momentum and which which fucked me up All the yeah because the levels aren't designed for momentum. They're designed like mario Yeah mario levels with sonic momentum and it clashes. It does clash, but the game is It is not fun I imagine that for a young child at the time This might have been this might have been fun and they play like mario. It would have been Uh, yes, I think would have been much better. It would have been if they would have picked a lane But they tried to do both they tried It felt like the developer was like let's let's mash up sonic and mario because these are both great games great franchises How could you go wrong exactly? I think it's also really was very satisfying to collect all the stuff. There's so much stuff coins and hearts and Apples and grapes and it's just in huge quantities that you could collect and it felt Very satisfying to pick up a lot of that stuff at once to be like, yeah, I'm getting stuff But that's what a kid would do you know like and I could see how that would be appealing to a child With all the bright colors and you know if they were into the movie the the hell the fucking shadow guy He looked better in the fucking game than he did in the movie I mean he looked just like him. Yeah, they do a good job of making them look. Yeah, like they were very act shadow, man This seemed like an indie game to me It had a very indie game feel to it. Yeah, like super meat boy beta, you know kind of It's a small developer. Yeah, so like for sure. I could see why I'd had those vibes. They like did um Tempest 2000 they made a lot of honestly like pretty I feel like poor decisions because when I was going through their development history They're um, they're called a magic tech. They um Square stole it They uh started developing a whole bunch of games for the Atari Jaguar Uh in the 90s and then like not a whole lot after that so it kind of seems like maybe they they hung their they hung their uh Whole business model on this definitely going to be successful Atari Jaguar. It it seemed like that maybe the case Uh, they're also the developers of tnn bass tournament of champions Yeah, Ted Turner fishing fucking you know the tnn is the Nashville network I do know that. Oh t&t is Ted Turner. Yes. Okay, but also affiliated with term Right. I think yeah, he owned it. He turned her network television. Right. Uh, but I think I think Turner owned tnn as well. I'm pretty sure he did. Okay. I mean, it's right next to crooked chase, baby Crooked. Oh my god You just fucking Memory unlocked. I don't know what that is Watching it all the time. That was on on a weekend. It was like a Like when it was an after saturday cartoons or was I remember I remember I'm always watching it like whenever I would get up and Finally coming over whatever morning show kind of thing. Yeah, that was a that's crazy Crooked chase and lisa. Oh my god. Liza was in robocop tnn as a kid Gave me Such the fucking weird feels need to that. I never I mean like the one i'm flipping channels I go by that one real fast because it just there was I don't know what it was but there was something about tnn that just like It repulsed me I know exactly what you mean, exactly what you mean. It's called compassion. And I'm from Nashville I'm from Nashville. I should have loved other. Oh, I love Nashville. I'm like, yeah, you know, you think of being born there I would love a Nashville network, but no, I did not um That also developed into cmt eventually. I didn't know I didn't have cable. So I don't really know tnn you weren't missing out much on tnn. I can tell you that no Um, what else you got? I thought that Again, this is not a good game. I don't recommend this game to anybody over the age of five. Even if you're under five There's better guys. It's fine. Uh, my craft Yeah, like there you got options, but it'll carry you a lot getting good at fortnight now We'll carry you a lot for all of our sub five-year-old listeners of tadpog Just get good at fortnight now. It'll carry you a lot further than this game trust me. I used to stream this kind of shit He ends 100% Bosses he was telling me his son Varsity letters in smash brothers at his high school. Whoa Sport varsity how big is his school that has to be a big school? I know it's 2024, but like It's he Yeah, you can varsity letter in super smash brothers at heath high school He's high school or now it's mustangs right now. It's Okay, they live in heath, but yeah, it's a big school. That is a big school because it But I still don't realize it was big enough to have an e-sports team and specifically smash So weird There's a league so I'm like, hey, why don't you show this picture all by me boos? I would have and he's like, yeah, he'll love that I'll do that right now. Yeah, my my 40-year-old director that works for me Sure boss Boop you made that you made that sound with your mouth. No, I didn't He says he doesn't have that one I would have fucking loved a that'd have been a fucking varsity jacket. No, holy shit Goddamn Gordon late gentlemen, yes, we were You guys got any achievements for this game? I have so many Letter rep all right my first one you have to go on a little journey with me Did you ever see any of the old Scooby-Doo's where they would have guest stars? Yeah, the Harlem Globetrotters. Yeah, Phyllis Diller and Phyllis Diller and like Don Nott's so every time there would be a Scooby-Doo episode Where there was a where there was a guest star Every time the guest star would show up The gang simultaneously would say Don Nott's All right, so that's where this guy. Okay. My first achievement is Phyllis Diller and to get Phyllis Diller You can find the exit to the mother nature level Okay, my next achievement is dumb dillowees to get Dumb dillowees You keep trying for that elusive almost impossible to reach heart even though there are several foul It's a giant body. It's hard to reach out. Nope. No talking about the ones of the game. So mean Ian Yeah It wasn't about him. It's just I'm just using the name for a funny funny achievement My next achievement is shadow man the hedgehog To get shadow man the hedgehog complete a level that a dead run without taking damage is shadow man Impossible. I thought it was interesting you could play as snow white or shadow man Yeah, they play slightly differently one throws and they use apples as projectiles in this game they do actually watch like Maybe two minutes worth of this game. Hell yeah Nice So I saw the apple projectiles. They use apples to throw and they honor your sacrifice They can upgrade their apples for glory the homing apples The apple bombs. Yeah, bomb apple bombs are pretty cool. They're pretty are pretty cool You throw the apple bomb and the green apple bomb and it like explodes into a shrapnel bomb Yep, they can do mega mega damage. It's like some contrast. Oh shit. What's the uh kill casually radius on that? Green apple bomb. It's alive. It's like a quarter of the screen. It's huge It's I'd say like fucking 24 apples 24 apple range Yeah, it's pretty good. Which is good in a forest when you're you know, you're like you're topping on leaves and stuff Yeah, plus if you run out of apples, you just throw one of those and then there's apples everywhere That is now you can have plenty of apples to eat. What do you do with the coins? Did it even figure this out points? It's all points. Okay. Yeah, um my next achievement is smells like fish Uh kill a fish with an apple My next achievement is taste like chicken Uh kill a bird with an apple And then my next achievement is Unhold dude. I'm so glad you said kill a bird with an apple One of the things I love about the achievements is that like they remind me of things. Yeah. Yeah, yeah The fucking it's hilarious to me the sound that the birds make when you kill them sounds like a guy It's like is it a mummy or a bird because it sounds like you're killing a mummy Yeah Um my next achievement is clockwork apple That's a malcomic dowel reference in case you didn't catch that Kill malice with only the red apples and no bomb apples or whatever limes and whatever they are No, probably not because I'm motherfucker. He's he's flying. He's flying. You got to jump and you got to time it just right I'm cured. I'm cured My next achievement is flash dance what a feeling And to get flash dance what a feeling enter the name. I read on the high scoreboard after beating the game Uh, you can put your initials in at the end of the game. You can for if you make the top 10 They give you a lot of letters It's five letters and you could just so happens you can put irine in that name I had a similar achievement called not cool enough and that is put your name in as pussy. Oh Boobs Yeah, but pussy's pussy better. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, sorry And my last achievement is fuck you steve And to get fuck you steve Get a million points securing your position as the all-time champion of snow white and happily ever after for the s and s Steve is the top one on the is the number one name on the board. So fuck you steve 10 scorers on the board Number one answer Steve That's it. That's all my achievements. Nice man. That was a good amount. That was good You reminded me of the bird sound I like funimation Go for quantity over quality I thought those were high quality. No, thank you. I really did Um, my first achievement is uh when the do music kicks in Uh in order to unlock when the do music kicks in make it to malice which is a task I didn't make it to malice, but I I played this game and got bored I put my time in and I got bored and it's like, okay It's very forgiving with the lives and the continuum. Oh my god It's one of those where it's like this could go on forever But i'm i'm not having fun. This is boring Did you catch that like, you know, you could get certain number of hearts apples and bomb apples The number the count at the bottom of the screen stops at 99 But what you collect can exceed 99. Oh, no, I did so like if you if you have like you could have 150 hearts But if it's over 99 and you take damage, it just stays at 99 until you get below 99 Yeah, so it's like if you're at 99 hearts, you're probably fine You're pretty much and it's like if you fall you don't die. You just take damage. Yeah Yeah, I noticed that it like at first I was when I was just watching the two minutes of it that I watched I was like, oh this game has fall damage That's weird because it bounced off they get they bounced off this like huge Like trampoline looking thing or way up in the air and came down and landed and it looks like It's your heart is taking damage. It's like flash and everything and I started noticing a little heart thing And it was like that's not changing like it's just it's just like a temporary Stone yeah at hallmark of a good 2d platformer small damage I think of all the greats. Yeah, Mario brothers. Yeah, keep it real gravity. They all have fall damage It's just weird that you fall so far And don't take that and you get the stun effect But no damage and the i-frames and everything It's you fall in the water go off the screen. No, you're fine. Yeah, you're fine And it's a baby game for babies. It is a baby game for babies and that's fine not my cup of tea though in order to unlock when the do music kicks in you make it to malice because Find a video find a long play and skip to where You fight malice. It's the last stage. I swear to god. It goes doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. Maybe it's the fucking Doo music for a bar I did not catch that uh, my next achievement is Not cool enough which recovered My next achievement is snow Snow white power Goddamn it In order in order to unlock snow white power You fumble through the game of snow white without letting anybody else in the room play as shadow man My next achievement is bat shaming In order to unlock bat shaming mumble. Fuck you bat So every time you kill a bat and the crystal cave love nice Um, and then my next achievement is now is the time on super nintendo when we jump In order to unlock that you Jump fall take fall damage and then you have to remind yourself. This is a european game They do they do platformers a little it's just a little bit different Good it is uh in the united states That's it. So I got I only got two First one being cat mario You unlock cat mario whenever you are trying to jump to a different platform hit an invisible block and fall into a pit Heavens all the time every all the time just like god damn cat mario The other one being johnny apple seed you unlock that when you throw 30 apples at a fucking bird and miss All 30 goddamn apples because the projectile it's just fucking awful. It is. It's like this weird little arc And it's hard to time the jump and fire the apple at the right time to hit a thing and you can also land on their heads Eventually you have to just give up and jump on their heads. Yep The portals in this yeah, it's only a minute to figure out that they're to other parts of the world Yeah, it's so weird because it looks like almost like an invincibility Like oh, do I go here for invincibility of stars and then it takes you through to another level in their two way So you can go back through it for a kid a young enough kid. I go toe dash You could go to toe dash For a young enough kid. I think it probably could be easy to get lost Yeah, and you can't leave the level until you've collected so many items and then it'll tell you finished find the exit But if you don't have enough stuff you can't leave Yeah, but yeah, I ended up just not using the apples at all that they were useless Yeah, it's just it's like trying to hit something with your third cum shot of the day Yeah, just kind of a dribble. Yeah, that's where the that's where the lime cucumber Gatorade comes in Replenish your electrolytes. That's right um Yeah, okay. I I'm glad you brought up the apples because I thought it was like almost like a difficulty thing like a difficult like User imposed difficulty because snow white felt way easier to play to me than shadow man Because like snow white kind of throws the apples Real similar to how mario throws fireballs And then like shadow man just kind of does this thing where he like throws them more like straight out like from his chest kind of deal and I felt like that was way Harder to it was it was just like all the enemies were not in a good path for it. Yeah at all. I agree with that Um, how much do or john did you have any she meant? Sorry. No, okay How much do you guys think this game is if you were to buy it? Loose how much do you think you might pay for it or be asked to pay for it? I $3 and 12 cents $3 12 cents for me and see I'm gonna bet this game is hard to come by I'm gonna go $35 $35 from tyler You know what man You talking about Hard to come by made me think hard to come on which may which reminded me Whatever I was thinking like man if you came on a game, it probably like fucking shut up Probably like you just probably you don't want that in your super nintendo. No this game Be teleported into the world of the game That's how you do that. That is how it works. There was a there was a foot animation cartoon in the 80s And I would just my luck. I'd get stuck in snow white and half liver after Well, look man, that's a different that's a different cartoon on it. So it's stuck in snow white. Yeah, snow white's nodding adventure um like This game locked my fucking super nintendo up. No it did and like not in a way where it like fucking So you own this game. Well, I played it on. Yes, you do own this game. Yeah, of course. I know what you say Yes, I forgot about that. Yes Please ignore the way i'm talking. Yes, I own this game Uh, but I was playing it. I was was playing it on original hardware and the game just like Didn't freeze it just went the screen went black And it was like after I exited a level and I was like All right, that's for a minute. It's like this is normal and then like A couple more beats and it's like is this Okay, and then I set the controller down and I went to the kitchen and I got a drink and I came back Still a black screen and it was like All right, I guess I'll uh reset it. I hit the reset button black screen Uh, okay, and then I hit the power button That worked when I turned it back. Go on. I'm like, okay. There we go So I don't know what the fuck too much motion of all those like little fruits and Coins and shit. There's so many. There's a lot all moving at once a lot Filled up my filled up my game memory. Yeah Actual sorry retail value 1425 Sorry john's like 1425 from john Actual retail value of snow white and happily ever after I've seen about coming on a game and that like you know, I mean I completely understand how that would distract If you were to choose one super Nintendo game to finish on which one would it be do I get transported into the world of the game optional that's that's an option Pit fighter He took my answer I mean, I think it's safe to say we're all going to say pit fighter, right? Absolutely. I want to I want to ride that fucking that palette on the forklift Six inches. Yeah That's all you need So I need anything more anything more is just too much. Oh, you can buy it. It's not even going to make it all the way in It was a good bit that was a fun. That was a fun episode. Yeah, this was fun with two Uh actual retail value of snow white and happily ever after loose on average for the super nintendo Corning a price charting dot com at the time of this recording is $31. There's 32 cents. Tyler. Hi is without going over and or What do you guys think flopsie has to say about happily ever after? This is a team. This is a team game now. Oh, okay. That's right. You get to set the Yeah, the last one. We get to play this as a group. I think it's probably uncommon, right? It's gotta be at least uncommon. Are you think very uncommon? Maybe This was up had I had never I don't think it's rare, but probably not rare probably not rare But yeah, uncommon to very uncommon. We got a land on one. What do you think, john? Between very uncommon. I would say very uncommon. I'm leaning more towards very uncommon myself. Me too All right, we settled very uncominous achieved very uncommon locked in This um, they probably gave this one. I think probably what three stars? I know it's generous, but it's flopsie. It is flopsie. I was thinking more like maybe two And it's only really I think this game I knew about this game because it has a reputation of being Again, one of the worst super Nintendo games I feel like we've run into a whole bunch that have been like like that where I played and been like ah And like you bringing up is he's quest for the olympic rings Reminds reminds me of how awful that game is. That's a really bad super Nintendo game that I don't think about a lot Yep Um, I could see I could see them maybe giving it three You want to split the difference and go two and a half. How are you guys actually thinking two and a half? Okay, Tyler I'm good with that According to the flopsie aka the ultimate Nintendo guide to the snes library 1991 to 1998 by pat contrary courtesy of monster mold mic and a mysterious shadowy benefactor Now we play now is the time on tat pog where we play a game called is it listed in snow white or happily ever after? Oh Well, the game is called snow white in happily ever after so I believe it would be in the s's all right We'll start with the s's I feel like we need some page turning music I Doom theme I like playing with you guys. Um So thank you for being patient with me as I flip through the book from literally wherever this is good podcasting They told me that is a podcast is this is organic part. There's a lot of s's too To go to imagine with all the what with all the super super. Yes super everything Snow white and happily ever after parentheses. Filmmation presents Okay Availability very uncommon nice. We got it much very uncommon Okay, rating is two stars That much we should have gone with the two star suggestion Very close though. We were I'm proud of us. We did good. Yeah, I did good Reflections are by da who says interestingly happily ever after also received an unreleased nes adaptation Developed by sofel It differs drastically from the s's version by placing a greater emphasis on narrative structure and adventure Thus producing a thus producing a work far more faithful to the source material Wow, because that's really what we're going for here is faithfulness to the source material for once I could care less And apparently we're actually reviewing a different fucking game That almost nothing about the actual game. It's just like this game sucks more than the other version The other version is better and it wasn't even released Yeah You probably know about it It's a track night out ever heard of it. I doubt it. I'm gonna rub it forward It's from Canada think about it Uh Did uh, we have a letter Let me have an email. Yeah. God. Sorry. Yes. We do have an email from brad From Arizona be rad be rad from Arizona. What's up guys? What's up, brad? Well, I'm about to start book eight of the Dresden files. I don't know if these books are even good But they are definitely awesome I agree with that statement I kind of agree with that statement. I don't know if the Dresden files are good, but they're Wonderful. I haven't read them But based on what he just said it makes me wonder if the Dresden files is like like it's super fun But like written horribly where it's like yeah, and then he fucking punches the leprechaun I bet you didn't see that coming. Did you? Said Dresden threads I love them so much, but every book is Harry's gotten the shit being out of him. He's very tired Yeah, how's he gonna pull it off? He doesn't have any money. Yeah, I mean, it's it follows the same formula is very very similar He never has any I mean the last few he's had some resources, but most of the books are he's out of resources He's super tired. He hasn't slept in six days. He's been fighting constantly. What's he gonna do now? It's another in the the roguelike series of books. Yeah, it sounds like But the lower the magic system. Yeah, it's that's great. That's cool Brad continues nintendo power is the only print magazine that published a review of snow white in happily ever after Read that review now happily ever after company american softwerk suggested real retail price not available At the time of this publish wouldn't it be great if the nintendo power review is like This was unreleased on the nes. However, it was More faithful to the film itself to the source material we swear Release date september 1994 memory size eight megabits It needed to be at least at least double that so much fruit game type action for one player Snow White takes a page from mario's book in this eight level platform game from american softworx The apple enamored heroine hops and bops own cute bugs and birds while collecting fruit A broad variety of actions will test your ingenuity and jumping skills as you seek out the warp zones Mid-stage flags and hidden bonus areas. You can also play as the shadow man. That is the entire review nice Good options including the plus on the plus side on the plus side Good options including a controller setup which is important since the default setup is awkward And uh bad side poor animation using a minimum of frames not terribly challenging They use the same number of frames as the as filmation did in there They're being loyal to the same as the source material Exactly Brad continues scores are out of five 3.1 graphics 3.2 play control 2.9 challenge and 2.7 theme and fun later Brad from Arizona. So thank you Brad talking about the graphics and everything I Went back and forth on this like whether or not to mention this This is only going to hit for like maybe a few of our listeners But this game to me felt like when I was playing it, it's like This feels like a hint I game Because it is like it feels super low budget and like super easy And it's like easy to the point where it's like we made this super easy because um We spent 95 percent of the budget on the animation you're about to see That's when that's really what you're here for and we know this That's what this game felt like to be felt to be like a hint I game without the hint I like the hint I pulled out Yeah, not that I would know but That's what I've heard Same I don't know anything about him tag games Tyler Yesterday if you were to give this game a beard that sums up how you feel about it. What kind of beard would it be? I would give it the boxing glove To the face beard a broken jaw beard We're the most brutal knockouts mike tyson versus and asthma marvus frazier John is this one his fastest knockout 31 seconds. Wow Everyone had built it up because I think marvus frazier was joe frazier's son Yeah, like a sick coming in joe frazier is going to be amazing knocked about 31 seconds That and there was a fight that he did I believe with michael spinks Spinks is supposed to be the worst knockout that was also well and it was like a round one It went longer than that, but it was also like this huge thing and like people bought it on fucking hbo And it was just supposed to be this Knockdown drag out fucking battle of the titans and tyson goes in there in like 45 seconds. He's fucking wow So yeah a that's about as much time as you need to spend with it to understand it As mike tyson spent in the ring with marvus frazier So was that fight Before or after mike tyson spunch out on the nes because i'm trying to figure out of glass joe It's 86 Okay The fight was an 86 Yeah, I don't know i gotta look i'll i'll look that up off the mic because that's making me wonder like glass joe come from that fight Frature glass joe Tyler yes, if you were to give this game a pair of glasses, what kind of glasses would you give it and why i would give it the a cross genre Glasses of the movie. I think it was disturbing behavior with katie homes Uh, there's a scene where one of the kids is saying how bad he is and he smashes his face into a mirror So that but it's in to dom del wieze's mirror He gets off on it Oh I haven't had this in a while That hurts the bloody broken del wieze katie homes All right, they've been diagram of dom del wieze and katie homes Only on tadpog That's the tadpog guarantee All right, what are we gonna do next? Well, we are down to the nitty gritty. I believe we have four left Okay, and I know we're saving home alone too john you're coming back for all of them. You said earlier I will see what I could do I pledge if i'm not on every one of the It depends on what you're about to read off You're here for fucking snow white That's true. Yeah, I don't know It doesn't really get worse. They're all very close together. So if I roll, I know we're on the top All right, so we're just gonna take the top one. So or if we want to pick. Okay, the remaining three We'll let john pick besides only be here. Okay Besides homo super godzilla Okay Toy story Okay, and warlock What was that one warlock warlock? Yep. Wow. I feel like I should know that movie, but yeah, I know that movie. I know that movie too. Really It's a weird That it has an s&es game. It is really weird Well, I was Also shocked that bram stoker's Dracula had a fucking game, but here we are Uh, I like warlock All right. I mean, I don't know if I like it. I just it's calling to you though. Yeah. Yeah, well, I feel like Oh, it's not feeling toy store. I'm feeling more warlock boy. I am also not feeling Hey preview for like when we do toy story and we're like and we're like yo, what's the availability like on this game? It's very common I'm not shocked. Yeah, it's but I haven't looked it up in flopsie, but I can tell you I am in a lot of college It comes free with nearly every other game I buy It pretty much does like if you if you're buying a lot Online or even locally. I bought it twice Because I bought it from two different guys selling a bunch of super into the games and it's like yep, okay, and here's toy story all right We can light we can we can get now we can get through the winter the Warlock also Stylized to be where the ultimate evil of warlock All right, there's a side scrolling action video game based on the 1989 horror film series of the same title All right. It's weird. It's so weird. It's really weird Was it like um Julian sands in that movie I might be getting it confused with a different movie Because warlock seems like like a really really really weird choice for like No, it's the one with julian sands Yeah, it is that movie that is what I was thinking Okay. Oh, I I never saw this movie, but I remember seeing the cover art on the boxes when we would go rent movies. We never rented this movie But I definitely remember seeing the box Well, one thing I do know to be to be sure of is that based on the fact that um We just watched snow whites in happily ever after movies from 1989 are awesome Warlock came out in 1989. Wow. Yeah, this is really weird Did they made a necessary escape the box the box says he's come from the past to destroy the future Warlock this satan also has one son All right save it for when you're on next week definitely good. This is gold. I'm cutting all this out So you have to say it again on the next episode not really Well, thanks for listening everybody find the show on iTunes not sound cloud not stitcher But on spotify youtube all over the goddamn place. Also just shit going on, but most importantly there's that patreon Very like like a discordant harmony. Yeah. Oh discord. Yeah. Oh discord. 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