TADPOG: Tyler and Dave Play Old Games
Ep. 780 - The Rocketeer (SNES)
You're about to listen to TADPOG. Tyler and Dave play old games. It's a comedy video game podcast. We would like to stress that the host are not experts and are really just very crass commentators. Seriously, this is an explicit podcast that happens to talk about video games sometimes. So please enjoy this pretty okay podcast with Tyler and Dave. (upbeat music) - Hi guys, it's me, perfect. - Hello, internet. - Hey! - Hello! - Welcome to another TADPOG podcast. We're blasting off into the stratosphere this week. - Hell yeah! - Hell yeah! (laughing) - I don't know why there's so much energy, but I like it. - I think it's because we just talked about like maximum length of this episode via two hours and we're like, "Fuck yeah!" (laughing) I could use this energy without the-- - Let's see, I thought. (laughing) - I thought that it was the energy from my explanation of what catalytic converter is. - Now I know what a catalytic converter is, thank you. - So I thought you were jazzed about that. - Well, look, I love to learn. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And I love to know where I get $13 with a platinum. (laughing) - But yeah, this week it's gonna be the movie and the game. - The Rock-A-T-E-R. - Finally, the long anticipated one that we've been putting off. - For good reason, it turns out-- (laughing) - For very good reason. - Extremely good reason. But before we blast off-- - This game sucks real bad. - I know it's so bad. - But it is such a bad video game. - Anger of video game nerd is on record saying it's probably the worst Super Nintendo game he's ever played. - It spoilers, this is definitely unlike my bottom SNES games of all time. - Oh, I can-- - What? - Pit fighter in the sky is not on the top. - I've never played Pit Fighter, so I don't have an opinion on that. What's the sky? - Well, you're in the sky. - The last level. - Yeah. - Oh, Pit Fighter in the sky. - Yeah. - I gotcha, okay, robots in the sky. (laughing) - Pit fighter in the sky. (laughing) - All right, gotcha. - No more spoilers about the game. - All right, all right. - Yeah, I just wanted to do a record five, I wanted to do this. - All right, well, thank you. Thank you, everybody, for joining us. Money please. - No. - Money please, Patreon.com, slash that. Bye. - You guys have been up to you. - Do you want more five minute episodes? Pledge on Patreon. - Do you want to-- The more pledges we get on Patreon-- - The shorter the show gets. - The shorter the show gets. (laughing) - Hey, title, it's not for three hours a week. - We've been learning how to make money from local car dealerships, you see. Less is more. - Thank you, Lord, Malcolm, project. - Yeah, I do, before I get started, have some shout outs. I got a whole lot of feedback and a whole lot of interesting and very informative, helpful conversations from my story about not being able to buy that truck from that local car dealer. And I just want to say thank you so much to Key Item, Nate's Coin and Cubicle Monkey. You know why-- - Wait, wait, wink, wink, nudge, nudge. - You know why I'm thanking you. If you know, you know, and I know you do-- - Dick pictures. - And it is dick pics. And then-- - So listen. - Also-- (laughing) Also-- - Nate looks great in nature. So photographing is dick in the beautiful nature of Utah. - It's camouflage, it's a fun game. You have to find it. - In his calendar? His dick is his every-- - His every picture. - You have to find it. - There's a subreddit-- - Not Photoshop, either. (laughing) - There's a subreddit called Find the Sniper. Have you seen that? It's just people post pictures of like, you know, their gravel of their driveway and be like, find my keys. And it's just a good-- (laughing) Find the Sniper is actually a really cool subreddit. - Sounds like a good time waster. - It is a good time waster. Some of those are fun. I still can't find most of them. Anyway, also thanks to Michael Perdue. Had a really great conversation with you today. Again, I'm not gonna get into what it was exactly about, but thank you so much for talking to me. I felt better after we talked. And thanks to everyone for all of your seriously, all of your heartfelt condolences about me not being able to buy that truck. It really meant a lot. It means a lot to me 'cause it really bothered me that I don't like being told no. No like being bossed around. - I knew that it bothered you so much that I was like, I have to include a photograph of that truck in the show art for the episode. - I didn't see the photo. What photo did you use? - One from Blue Book. - Oh. - Hopefully I got the year in the model, correct. - Let me look. - Like fun fact, if all 13 of our listeners give us $1,000, he can buy this truck. - That's true. If you could give me each, if we could just get 13 $1,000, $13,000, $3,000 donation. I want it to be fair. - So we each get 13 $1,000. - I get the truck on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. - Oh yeah. - We get a share of the truck. - Find somebody who will rap, it'll be great. - No, I just wanna like, I just wanna paint it like Homer style says tadpaw with like a brush, like a paint brush on the side of the truck. I bet that would get a lot more attention. Let me look, I wanna look at the, at the show page, tadpaw.com. - If you really want a terrible place to listen to the show. - That's where the show notes are. And that's cool, but the-- - That I craft for no man. - Bro except-- - Hey man, that's like the art too. I feel like it's like, okay. I make this and I put it on this site that no one goes to. - Except for the wheel color. - Yeah. - It's exactly that truck. - All right, cool. - So I might have done some research and looked at the place that you were gonna buy the truck. - Which shall remain nameless, although I mean, whatever. Okay. - If you know, you know. - If you know, you know, I'm not gonna say anymore 'cause I don't wanna have to edit the show again. - Ham and cheese on a roll orange drink, if you know, you know. - I play this little game called Overwatch. And for those of you that care, season 12, just started the Transformers thing or something. - No, they did that as a collab last season. - Oh, okay. - This. - Were they bringing a cousin Overwatch character that brightened up the show for a little bit, season 12? - It's funny that you say that. (laughing) It's probably not too far off from the truth, but the one thing that is, one of they did bring a new character in a new support character called Juno. I think I might have made you do Juno. - Big booty Juno. - She's got the nice theater. - Booty do Juno. - Yeah, booty do Juno. And it's a really good support character to play, especially I think for someone who's gonna be like, maybe not as comfortable in that role in a support role. I think Juno is actually not a hard one to learn, and she's got good utility. - Yeah, she does. - Yeah, she does. In game. - Come on now. - Don't truck, right? - Get your mind out of the gutter. - Nope. (laughing) - I'm already taking up all the space in there. - Now, Overwatch was built on minds being in the gutter. - Absolutely it was, absolutely it was. And there's a lot about Juno. I'll get in, maybe I'll talk to you guys about it off the air. If you wanna talk to me about Juno and Overwatch, I'm in discord bit.ly/tipogdiscord. There's a new clash mode, game mode in Overwatch now. It's like a point capture kind of deal. It's a lot of fun. There's two new maps, but this season's collaboration is with Overwatch's distant cousin, World of Warcraft. They're gonna do a World of Warcraft crossover. - So it's come to this. - Yeah, and I think it's promotional for the new World of Warcraft, that just expansion, that just dropped. Everything's promotional. 'Cause last in the Transformers, when that happened, that was cross promotional for the new Transformers movie. - Yeah, totally makes sense. Fortnite does this constantly, yeah. But there is a World of Warcraft, and I know that one of the skins is Widowmaker, and she's that elf. The one elf that's like representative of, I can't, begins with an A. Her name begins with an A. I can't remember, it'll come to me. But anyway, that's coming. So if you guys are into Overwatch at all, if you haven't figured it out, season 12's pretty cool. I've had some fun with it so far. If you wanna play Overwatch with me, happy to join new, or you can join me, whatever. I play on console, but I am not scared of the PC pool. And finally, I don't have a lot to report on stuff that I watched, I did, I told you I finished low-key, I finished Time Bandits, season one, which is pretty good. It was okay. I think it would be a good show for young people. Honestly, it's a good, it's a fun show. It's not a lot of language or violence, and not adult-themed. This is on Apple TV Plus. Additionally, on Apple TV Plus, I started watching a show called Bad Monkey, starring Vince Vaughn, he's a- - Oh, I saw the thumbnail for then. - Okay, yeah, he's a detective in the Florida Keys and it's a murder mystery kind of thing. It's pretty good. Vince Vaughn has gotten better with age. You know how, I feel like he's aged well. He was good in the last season of Kirby enthusiasm. - Oh, I didn't know he was in that. Yeah, he's just, his timing is just as good as it ever was, but he's got, I think he's reached a good spot where he's not as, (laughs) all the time, you know, he's a lot more chill and a lot better delivery, and he's really good in Bad Monkey. So I definitely recommend- - It's really bad in good monkey though, yeah. I don't recommend good monkey, but Bad Monkey is actually a really good show. And then finally, I've got one more movie, a movie that I watched, we watched Twisters. - Yeah. - I've heard good things about it. - It was, it was a very good movie. I very much enjoyed it. I liked, see, it was basically just Twister again with modern graphics and better understanding of how tornadoes work, just as the science has grown, so is our knowledge, you know. I mean, we know things now that we didn't know- - And they released all the balls in the trailer in the first one, so we'll learn more for the second one. - Tornadoes are stored in the balls. - Exactly. (laughs) But it was a good, it was a good movie. It played out a lot. There were a lot of similar, like, actually scenes. It's like, scene for scene. - Was there a cow joke? - No cow joke. - Fuck it. (laughs) I'm out. (laughs) - But- - So I don't give, standin' up. - A lot of the scenes were similar to the ones from the original movie, but it wasn't like a remake of it. It was, it was a lot of fun. I enjoyed it a lot. And absolutely, especially if you liked Twister, it's a great movie, it's an homage to the first, but it stands just fine on its own. And I definitely recommend it. Four stars. - Tell her not in it. - No she isn't. - Man, I almost asked the same thing if there was a hella hunt cameo. - I'd say I would hope for him. - No cameo, in that one, really, that I can remember. - Deadpool. - Yeah, he's the main character. It's the other Deadpool movie that came out with you. - Fuck! I wish someone would've told me this earlier. - Well, now you know. And knowing it's half the battle. Four stars, what does it say? It says, "Check it out." - Nice. - That's what I got. Cool, I've been, I mean, it's been two days since we recorded two full days. I haven't done much of anything other than work. So, and that's not fun to talk about. Been leveling Reaper in Final Fantasy 14. That's new to me. - What is that? - It's a melee, it's a melee DPS class that's really honestly, it's like, it's way more like, look, I haven't played Dark Knight. I've got it unlocked, but that's tank class in 14. - Can he teleport? - I know, why is this? - Well, and even sorry to anybody out there who plays Dark Knight, look, I'm talking on my ass. I don't know anything about Dark Knight. - Is Paladin not a tank class? - Paladin is. You got Paladin Warrior Gunbreaker, which is like, Squall from A, and then Dark Knight. Dark Knight should be a melee DPS class. It should be like a caster, like a caster blend. And that's what Reaper uses size. - Two shot guns, he uses two shot guns that he throws away instead of reloading. - And he says, so like, it's killing time, what does he say? - Yeah, it's something like that, die, die, die. Teleports, fades, yeah, yeah. - Reaper does that and this game too. Teleports and doesn't fade really, but I've only leveled 74. I don't know what comes, you know, in the next 26 levels. Maybe he gets that, that'd be fucking hilarious. If it's just Reaper. - Yeah, yeah. - If he levels up and it's just Reaper for Overwatch. - And then yeah, everyone else plays Final Fantasy XIV, but you play Overwatch, right? And somehow it translates into the-- - I'll be playing and then I'll be like, Dave? - Yeah, I'm playing Overwatch now because the final fantasy, I don't know how it works. - Food check. - Yeah, so I don't know, that's been fun. It seems pretty straightforward. Hopefully it stays straightforward 'cause I've got Samurai to 100, which is another melee DPS. That one, it's fine, I think Samurai's fine, but it's not super straightforward. Especially when I like, I get to level 100 and I was like, oh, this is fun. It was fun relearning Samurai. - What kind of abilities does it have? - It's like a tactic Samurai or an 11 Samurai or something entirely different. - I didn't really play 11 Samurai, so I don't really know. - It was all about chaining TP skills for Magic Burst. - Yeah, it's completely different. TP used to be a thing in 14 and then at some point between me playing and not playing, like during a long break, they got rid of it. So melee DPS, physical DPS, doesn't have to deal with TP anymore, which is like, it's good and bad. It's good 'cause it was definitely like frustrating to manage TP, but it was one of those things where it's like, okay, so now this is like much more like World of Warcraft, which is fine. I played WoW for a long time, I liked WoW, but it just was one of those things where it was like, okay, you're just making this Final Fantasy XIV more like a traditional, the big MMO. - Yeah, so yeah, Samurai is just, it's chaining different weapon skills and abilities essentially. - Okay. - It's fun, it's fun, but yeah, it's, when I got the level 100 on Samurai, I was like, man, this is fun. It's like, maybe this will be like my, 'cause it's gotta still play Warrior and that's what I tend to like do EX trials and raids and whatever with. I was like, it'd be nice to have like a Flex character, like a Flex job or it's like, if someone else wants to tank, I can be like, oh cool, I'll just do physical DPS. And so I look up, there's a site, there's several sites that will show you like the ideal rotation and opener for each job. And I was looking at Samurai, I was like, fuck man, they have two different ones, depending on like your gear. And it's like, all right, maybe I don't wanna like, parse all of this. I'm even, I wanna go down this rabbit hole. And so, long story short, I'll probably just fucking wing it if I play Samurai, which is not optimal, which is a problem in video games. I don't know if you guys know this or not. - I'll do it all the time, I think it's great. - But it's social video games, if you don't do something optimally, it's a big fucking problem. - Oh yeah, I disagree, I don't think that's true at all. - The time I went into a raid with Red Mage, instead of White Mage is my Black Mage subclass. And, oh man, oh man. - Yeah, so I don't know, the people I roll with, it's really not a big deal, but like in like, yeah, pick up groups and stuff, you hear about it. (laughing) That's it, that's it, man, Reaper, it's fun. It's kinda like, it's kinda like Dark Knight. It's almost as if they were like, oh shit, we made Dark Knight take glass. (laughing) Oh, and I fucking, I-- - From out of the shadows. (laughing) - That's Dark Knight from Overwatch, right? (laughing) - Also known as Reaper. (laughing) - I didn't finish my whole thing on Dark Knight where it's like, it's a joke, there's like a joke in the community currently where it's like, there are three tanks, Warrior, Gunbreaker, and Paladin, because Dark Knight is like, being slammed right now for being like a trash, a trash tank. - Yeah, legit maze, oh yeah. - Yeah, but I don't know, cool, it looks cool, aesthetic is neat. - So I mean, yeah, I can't imagine how they look. If Dark Knight looks like Dark Knight, it's Reaper's. - Yeah, Reaper's look-- - Look like Grim Reaper's like, robes and shit. - Yeah, I mean, that's not what all the gear looks like, but that's what you start out in, like you're starting gear is like straight up, like here's my good like, tattered, gray robes. And I'm like, it's a little on the nose, isn't it? And I'm like, nah, dog, don't worry, you got some in demons, okay. - I mean, Reaper and Overwatch wears dark robes too, and make heavy boots, there's actually one point where Reaper says, I've got to get quieter boots. (laughing) - That's it for me, man. And I haven't really even been doing much of that. Let's just, let's just sit. - I had a bracing thing at work, or just like, oh, fun. 'Cause the other day, it's like eight 30 at night, I'm cleaning them after dinner, and I get a huge wall of text from a random number on my phone. And it's somebody from the hospital who got my phone number from somebody, from the other department, saying like, hey-- - That should be illegal. - Yeah, it's hard to say it like-- - That should be illegal. - I got an office, you need to send my office during work hours and not text me at 9.30 for a random number. - If someone's like, hey, I got your number from someone else, oh, I'm suing you, can that person? - That's defacious. - But a big story about like, my hours getting cut, I heard you were good to work for, but I can't, but you know-- - This is from someone who wanted a job, texting you at home? - Yep, but I can't work Thursdays, but I love to come work for you. (laughing) - I get work Thursdays, sign bells on. - That's always the best way to fucking introduce yourself to someone that you want to work for. - That you're by getting their personal phone number and then telling them a really, really hard worker and I absolutely want to work for you, I just can't work Thursday, cool, we're cool there, right? - I didn't know it was like someone who was looking for work, that should be illegal. (laughing) I feel like someone should not be able to be like, "Yeah, let me look up his phone number." Okay, here it is. (laughing) - Well, 'cause somebody, another worker had told me like, oh yeah, this, and told me about this person like a month ago, and I told them like, if they can't work, if they can't work a certain day, I can't do it. - Especially Thursday. - It's like, this person gets special treatment, they don't have to work on, I can't do that, tell them I can't do that, and hear anything, and then now they're reaching out directly, so I just like, call. - It's my CTV. (laughing) - I still live in the 90s and the other days, I transport back to 90s. - It's must be. - But I don't watch Cosby. I don't watch Cosby. (laughing) Not because of the scandal thing, I just don't like his furniture in his house. - Those sweaters are weird. - So I just hit call, and I was like, they answered, and I was like, it'd be a lot easier than just to talk, it's like, how about, how about just kind of my office tomorrow, the guy was like, okay, great, 'cause they keep hiring like all these 20 year olds, my hours are getting cut, and I was like, well, if you can't work a certain day, I can't bring you on full time. - And you're like, maybe it's not that you're not a 20 year old, maybe it's because you're texting people at 830, about a job. - And already telling them what you can't do. (laughing) - You're in to rounding, like you're trying to work an angle, I mean, I admire your persistence, and I guess that's probably a good quality in a work environment, but you're fucking kind of snuck around and got my number. - Shit, yeah. - I can give you some relief shifts to bring you up to like the 40 hours you're looking for. - I would take it. - We can do that, and I don't schedule on Thursdays. I have shifts like that, that you don't get benefits, you don't get PTO, but you get to say, I can't work these days. Okay, cool, you don't have to work that day, you don't get any benefits or paint something off, though, cool, okay, cool, your relief. So he's all right, I'll be, what time do you wanna come to your office tomorrow? He's like, all right, Tim, 15. He's like, okay, I'll be there. So-- - He then he met me at the courthouse to sign over a fucking truck title. (laughing) Why wasn't there, Tyler? - Early the next morning, I went over to the department he's from and walked in to talk to their director, and I was like, hey, I gotta call-- - Hey, where's the guy who doesn't respect personal boundaries? - Is he here? (laughing) Where's the one who thinks he's special? - Well, as soon as I said, hey, I got a text from, I said their name, the director, and all their supervisors immediately burst and they just started laughing. - Oh no. - And she's like, okay, please, please tell me whatever it is this person said to you. So I told him, and they were all just like, you can have him, you can have him. I was like, Lord, what's wrong? He's like, does he know that you do 12 hour shifts? I was like, oh, I don't know. It's like, 'cause I can't get him to do like six. So, whatever you wanna do-- - He just wants to do one for it. - He just wants to do one for it. - It's weird. (laughing) - So I did, and then come about 10, 10. He texts me, saying he is a flat tire, and he won't be there. And I was like, okay, I get it. You know he worked 12s, right? I think I heard something like that. So you can do 12s? Yeah, okay. Well, then I'll see you whenever your tire's fixed. I have not seen this since I have an outdoor back problem. - He's probably just still getting his tire fixed. - But I love when I walk into the department, mention someone's name, and everyone starts laughing. - That's an interesting personality. (laughing) That's like a mix of things. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like it would be a lot easier to be like, 12s, oh no, I didn't know that. All right, no thanks. - Well, see, a lot of people, it sounds intimidating because I used to do like eights and fours for everybody. And then we switched to 12, so everyone only works three and a half days a week. - Oh, three and a half, that's nice. - And they're off every other Friday, Saturday, Sunday. And we always split Tuesday, six and six. And that's just how we roll. - That's awesome. - Everyone was like, at one point we did it, and everybody was like, oh, we're all so tired. We want to try going back. I was like, okay. - Let's take your three days off and let's see. - Let's go back, let's go back to the eights and fours. You're all going to be here five days a week. It lasts about a month, for it was like, we really want to go back to the 12. I thought so. - I would love to be, I mean, I'm salary now, so it doesn't matter, but I would love, love, love to be able to work for 10s. I'd do four 10s just to have a third day off on the week end or whatever, but yeah, man, that's awesome. 12 hours shift is a hard shift, but you get used to it and the payoff of having three days off, it's nice. - And the dinner shift has always been more low-key and slow anyway, because breakfast is go, go, go, get there, get them fed. Lunch is the biggest meal of the day, and then dinner is just people are on the discharge or winding down, it's way more casual. Those last four hours are honestly the easiest part. So, but other than that, that's all I've done. - You guys wanna do a no-homo jerk ability? - Hell yeah! - Of course, I was thinking about this earlier today, I really was. I was like, man, I gotta be ready to tell Tyler who what men I would jerk off to and what order I would do it in. (laughing) - Okay, so, no-homo jerk ability, get our mind in the gutter, gutter beans. - It's always there, baby. - Assholes. So it'll be the version of them, you find most attractive, so giving them the best leg up. - Okay, I need a paper, unfortunately. Do we have one? - Just the back of that. - Okay. - And you go get some more index cards. - This is the show news menu. Where'd you get this? (laughing) - All right, 10-spot draft, no-homo jerk ability. Number one, Jensen Ackles. - I gotta look this guy up. One of the dudes from Supernatural. - Oh, okay, which one? - The one that wasn't in Gilmore Girls. - The one that was in-- - But the one that is in the boys. - The boys, yeah, he plays the-- - Soldier boy in the boys. - Soldier boy in the boys. - Oh, I mean, just by being named Soldier Boy, he goes up at least one spot on my list. - I think he's the voice of one of the animated Batman, Batman. - Okay. - Okay, and you said the hottest version. - The hottest version to you. - Right. - Yep. - Four. - Four. - And probably Supernatural. - Is a, yeah, good looking dude. - Where I know him from the most. So four for Jensen. - Okay, yeah, that's four for me as well. I gotta save the top. He's not top three material. - Getting this one out of the way early. This is the kind of the ever ones usually go to. Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds is really fucking high for me. - There's somebody who should not be mentioned that talked about that dude all the fucking time. - Oh, yeah. - You know what his body fat is? - I'm surprised I don't remember what it is. He told me somebody dies for a body fat percentage. - All the time, dude, I'm not gay, I promise. It's other way, man, it's fine. It's fine. We just want you to be you. - You bring it up every time. It makes me wonder. - I'm gonna put him at a two and only because, only because I like to leave my number one slot open even if it ends up biting me in the ass later. I reserve the right to say Ryan Reynolds would have been my number one, but I will accept whatever the draft, the draft odds steer me towards. Number two for Ryan Reynolds. - That's one for me. It was gonna be two, but then our list would be identical. And I'm also, the more I think about it, the more I'm like, "Man, I could like--" - Maybe we just have the same taste in men, that's okay. (laughing) - We probably do. - Yeah, I do. - You both fuck me. - Yeah. (laughing) - I mean, we were all together. We were all together, there was a lot of drinking. You know. I was sober. (laughing) - Well, that doesn't mean there wasn't a lot of drinking. (laughing) - I didn't say alcohol. - Yeah, that's a one. 'Cause that's also-- - It's not a solid choice for one. - Not just a physical jerk ability, that's also like an emotional jerk ability. That's a one, yeah. - He seems like a pretty good dude. - Yeah. - Although I'm finding out things about like lively though. - Yeah, very mean girls. - Yeah, she's kind of a cunt from what I understand. - What'd she do? - Well, she went on like, there was this-- - A lot of interviews and stuff-- - Here is the piece that she did where that was out, I think it was like last year. And it was while she was pregnant with their second, I think their second child. And she went on this press tour and in one interview, it's out there. It just sort of came out and has been making the rounds on like Reddit and TikTok and stuff lately for some reason. Probably 'cause she just had another new movie come out. But the interviewer-- - That's like Barbara and Ryan Reynolds have the number one and number two movie right now. Which hasn't happened since "Ghost" and "Die Hard" or something like that, like-- - Well, and the thing too is apparently, I'd have the movie, the new Blake Lively movie is called "It Ends With Us" and I do believe it's about domestic violence, but I think a lot of people are criticizing the way it approaches the subject and that it's almost like glamorizing some of the negatives. So I don't know, I can't speak to that. - The male lead in the movie is very much like, please outreach, please find support. - Yeah. - Blake Lively is like, here's my skincare line. - Yeah. - It's a bit in the tension. - Well, and then one interview she was in, she was sitting with Parker Posey when they were talking to me. - Yeah, she's right. - Is she on this park or Posey apparently is an asshole too? - Really? - It was like watching Regina George and-- - Yeah, because-- - One of the other main girls like talked to somebody. - Parker Posey apparently allegedly acting that way, weirdly doesn't surprise me, also I don't care. - Yeah. - It almost like makes her more odd. - Yeah, I could see that. - Blake Lively over there and it's like, no, no, but Parker Posey's like-- - You're already too conventionally attracted to-- - Right, right. - Parker Posey's like, okay. - So apparently the movie they were doing at that time was some sort of historical period piece kind of thing and there was a whole lot of talk about like the costumes and stuff like that in the movie. And if I'm not mistaken, the interview that they were doing, the interviewer was actually like in like a fashion magazine or a fashion in movies like organization and like that was her thing. And so first of all, she like congratulates Blake on her baby bump because she was six months pregnant and then so Blake just kind of rips into her about that. - Oh, I guess you're in a baby tube because you have a bump like it immediately. - Whoa. - Like in the end-- - But not like that, but like a very passive aggressive. - Is it sexist, if I don't-- - Damn. (laughing) - 'Cause I'm fucking, I feel like it's warranted. - It's fine. - It's our show. - We can do that if we want. - Okay. (laughing) - She's like, all right, well, we'll switch gears and I was gonna talk to you about like the fashions in the movie and the costumes. How did those dresses make you feel when you were, you know, seeing them being put together and putting them on and they're like, so she turns to Parker posing and it's like, you know, it ignores the interviewer and just starts having a conversation with Posey. - Really? - Saying like, why doesn't anybody ever ask about the men's clothing in movies? Why are they always talking about the dresses and the da, da, da, da, da, da? - We're not talking about you though. We're not talking about you, don't worry about it. - Yeah, and then Parker jumps in and they just keep like having a conversation among themselves and from time to time, the camera will cut back to the interviewer who is just sitting there wishing she was anywhere but in this fucking interview is, they were fucking mean to her. - It sounds like- - They were being awesome. - I wanna look it up. - And apparently- - It's cringe as fuck. I mean, it sounds like- - It sounds like- - And I hate that because- - 'Cause what was she on the OC or Gossip Girl? - Maybe, yeah. - Late and Meester came out against her a long time ago and said like, "You guys, Blake Lively is a shitty person." - I gotta be honest with you guys, if you showed me a picture of her, I don't think I'd be able to be like that Blake Lively, but if you showed me a picture and told me it was her, I'd believe you. - Yeah. - Oh yeah, okay. It's about what I thought she'd be like. - The dead pool with the ponytail. - Right, I don't know what she looks like. - Well, and apparently she's kind of like, apparently is rules their family with an iron fist. I mean, I think like Ryan is kind of- - He gets hit. - He holds into her. I mean, it's just weird, I don't know. They seem fine, and Tanya loves Blake Lively, and I've seen several of her movies and, I like her movies, I think she's a good actress, but apparently she's just kind of with me. - I think Ryan Reynolds could do better. I just looked her up. (laughing) - Oh, he could do better. - Well, he's a Vorsim Scarlet Johansson, so. - I don't know if he could do better than that. - I don't think so. I mean, he was with Alanis Morissette for a long time, which isn't a bad thing. - She's gone. - That's what that song's about. You ought to know? - Yeah. - That's about Ryan Reynolds. That was like written about him, like two- - It's a dress. - The ones about Dave Kullier. - Right. - The ones about Dave Kullier. - That's what I thought. I thought it was about Dave Kullier. - The one, the one that- - Oh, see, I've always been told- - The one that you in a movie theater is Dave Kullier. - Right. - 'Cause maybe it's a bunch of people. - It might be a bunch of people. - I think things that choose, no movie theater left. - No judgment, but I mean- - No use. - But if you want to see Deadpool for you, I have to have him. - I'm flooded. That's what you're saying? - Yeah, I'm not, no, absolutely no judgment. - But what was it, like- - It stuck all the dick you were out of here. - Dave Kullier is like 34 and she's 18 when that happened or something, so that's uncomfortable. - Alright. - Ryan Reynolds, number one for me. - Another man on a top on most all 60s have been alive lists. Henry Cavill. - Dude, I knew Henry Cavill- and when, alright, when I was putting Ryan Reynolds at number one, I was thinking about Henry Cavill. I don't think I'd have the same emotional, there's not the same emotional jerkability with Henry Cavill. Henry Cavill's a good looking dude. - He just want to play a Warhammer, that's it. - See, I think I would have an emotional connection with him because I think we would get along really well. I feel like we've got similar personalities. 'Cause he's such a gamer and he's very, he's pretty down to earth as far as, you know, movie star kind of guys go. I've seen a lot of interviews with him. He was on Graham Norton, his interviews on Graham. If you've not ever watched- - Got a little Graham Norton show. - Fucking hell, I love that fucking show. I haven't watched it in a long time. I used to watch it religiously. Henry Cavill's a good dude, but you are not kidding. He is good fucking looking. - He's a great Superman. - Yeah, he was like a chop in that wood. It's like, holy shit, man, fuck. - I'm going to do number three for Henry Cavill, for sure. - Three? - That's easy. - I thought he might be higher on your list after all that. - I'm still, we're only three in. I'm still holding out for number one. - I got, I'm holding on, I don't know. I want to hold a, I think there might be some chrises on this list I'm holding that I'm keeping open. I want to keep some spots open, but Henry Cavill, like he was really a contender for, like when I was thinking top three, I was like, can you get Cavill's probably in top three? - I get it. - Would you put him out? I can't put him-- - Two, three. - Damn it. - Right under Ryan. - Fuck, I want to put him at three. - Put him at three, we have the same taste in men. It's fine. - All right. - I have the same taste in women as John, and we never argue about that. - Yeah, but you're not itemizing it. - I bet if John and I did-- - Well next time John comes in, we're doing a ginger draft. - I bet if John and I did-- - Hell yeah. - We put all of them at number one. - Let's call John man, that's what he's going to want to do. - You're going to break John with a ginger draft, but he and I will have the same answers. - I didn't have to stop asking him to send me pornography if you're a girl. (laughing) - All 10 are Reba McIntyre. (laughing) - Reba as the Colonel, Reba in Fancy. - Reba in Trev-- - Reba in Trev-- - Reba in Reba. - Reba in Trev-- (laughing) - What's your favorite Reba squared, baby? (laughing) - That's actually a pretty damn good idea for draft. (laughing) - There's no real Reba-- - Reba, Reba, yeah, Reba, draft. - You'd be easy to-- - Well that's a might do that one. - All right. - Reba on the voice, Reba in Trev-- (laughing) - Reba in concert in 1987. All right, the next one, one who's on every girl that I live with in my house right now, all have this man at the top of all their lists, Robert Pattinson. - Oh, I'm okay with putting him-- - He got points for me with his Studio Ghibli movie. - Yeah. - Where instead of just like acting like every other actor in one and using their own voice, like he went all out for a unique voice for the Heron. - I thought you were like, 'cause I didn't have to look at him. (laughing) - I think-- - I loved him, the Batman is my favorite Batman. - Yeah, it is my second favorite Batman behind Batman. Batman, Batman returns then to the Batman. That's for me. And then comes the Dark Knight movies. I'll put Robert Pattinson at a six. - Keeping that a six. - Mainly, I'm not necessarily attracted to him, but I really liked him in the Batman. So that leveled him up for me a little bit. - So like a respectful, respectful intro. - Just south of the middle. - Okay, that's a nine for me. He doesn't really do it. - Don't do it for you. - I mean, I like him. - Yeah. - But yeah, I don't know. It's just not, that's not there. (laughing) - Would you have Mattie in? - Six. - All right, to go with Ron Reynolds, Hugh Jackman. - I like Hugh Jackman. - Jackman. - I like Hugh Jackman. I like him in interviews a lot, like seeing him and Ryan doing like the press circuit. - They did hot ones. - Yeah. - I didn't see. - And that was great. - I haven't seen that. John keeps telling me to watch it and I keep forgetting. - It's good. - The new executive chef who took over for Casey at my work is a very skinny Hugh Jackman. It's crazy how much they look a lot. - Could he have been one of the variants? (laughing) - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I like this little tiny short one. - Uh-huh. - When he hops off the bars, he's like four people. - Come his accurate warring. - Yup. - I'll put Hugh Jackman at five. I'm probably gonna regret. I could put him, I could put him higher, but I don't think he's the number one for me. So five, Hugh Jackman is at five. - Six for me. - Six. - It would be like modern day, this Deadpool movie, Hugh Jackman for me. - That's what I think he looks best right now. - Yeah, he looks great. - Or the greatest showman. - He is great and great. Yeah. - Phenomenal. - He looked real good at him. - Phenomenal and greatest showman. - Yeah. Prestige was a good movie. - Yeah, I like the Prestige. - That's the one, right? He was in, there was two magic movies. - There's the illusionist and there's the Prestige. - Prestige is the one he was in. - Yeah. - 'Cause I think those, yeah, those movies came out like within a month. - Yeah, I was speaking to you. - But each other or something. - Being a Batman, Christian Bale was in that with him. So. - Yep. - Yep. - Good movie. Four stars when the stage hit you down. - And the man who is stars in a movie we're gonna be watching pretty soon, Idris Elba. - Okay. I mean, I feel like I gotta put him high otherwise I'm clearly racist. - Yeah. - Well, I could legit, I'm gonna put him at number one. I could actually put Idris at number one. 'Cause he's a good looking dude. - Was I doing this list? He would also be very high. - I mean, I love his work. I love his work in the Marvel universe as the gatekeeper in Asgard. - That fucking name in the movie. - I can't remember. - I know, I know the North Scott of the gateway, yeah. - It'll come to me. I'll blur it out later. - Nah. - But I do love Idris Elba and he's a good looking dude. - He's my, Idris is my number one and I'm not ashamed to say it. He belongs there in this list so far. Yeah, number one. - Seven for me. - Seven. - Yeah, I like him. I just don't, I don't know. I don't know. I think he seems like he's someone that I would wanna hang out with, but not necessarily masturbate to. (laughing) - Those are not one in the same for you. - They're not. 'Cause then I'm like, well fuck, I'll put Hugh Jackman at six and I would definitely masturbate to Hugh Jackman before him, so I guess I'll put him right below. - That's fair. - See, we don't have the exact same taste in that. - It's true. - So the next one, whenever we're watching a movie, attractive man 'cause he's on the screen, I'll ask Melissa, I think he's attractive. Most of the time, she's always like, no, no. Too skinny, no more than that. - It's Ted Baxter, of course. - She would probably be like, okay, but this man, when I said that, she would, yeah, that's my man. It's like, oh really, okay. If I ever said that about a female, you would tear my fucking eye sounds. But again, one of my favorite actors, Christopher Maloney. - Oh, Chris, I get it. - Okay. - Yeah, I get it. - He's got to serve in a sick while. - I get it. - Doesn't do enough comedies. - Yeah, yeah, no, he's such a comedian. - No, he's great. - Yeah, he's great. I'm gonna put him at eight. - I'm gonna go rub butter all over my ass. - What'd you say? - Nothing. - Nothing, I like him. That's probably an eight for me, though. I mean, he'd probably be up there for Nikki, for sure. So she and Melissa. - They could have to be with Christopher Maloney. - Yeah, man, I don't know if you like that. A lot of mixed emotions. (laughing) - What'd you put in me? - Eight. - Eight. All right, the next one. I feel like he has a, he is one, there's two people, three people in particular, that I specified the version of him you found most attractive. - Okay. - 'Cause I feel like I've seen the biggest disparity in attractiveness with this actor. - Weird actor. - One of the biggest. - No. - No. - Jeffery Dean Morgan. - Is that from Venture Brothers? - Who is Negan. - He's Negan. - Oh, man, he's also in The Boys this season. - In this latest season. - He was where I thought his most unattractive in season two of Grey's Anatomy. But I do think as Negan, he's a very attractive man. - Yeah, I mean, he's not. There's just so many more attractive men on this list for me. I mean, I'm not saying that like, I got a two, a five and a 10, you know? He's going on 10 for me. - Me too, and it's just because I like the guy and I think he does good work, but he just doesn't do it for me. - You do it for you? - Master Batorially Spinking. - Yeah. - Yeah. - And a lot of times when I, the exception of Jensen, when I have to be like, who is that? They're probably gonna be near the bottom for me. - Yeah. - The next one, this is the one where I mean the version you find the most, because this swings the wildest. - Chris Farley. - It ends up more like Chris Farley. Marlon Brando. So young Marlon Brando is one of the most attractive men I've ever seen in my life. Streetcar named desire Marlon Brando is like, the first of my cell that I was like, goddamn, okay, as opposed to like Godfather Marlon Brando. - I'd have to put him in, I'd have to put him in a nine because he's again, he's just one of those that just doesn't do it for me. - Yeah, same. I don't even-- - In any form. I mean, I can acknowledge that yes, that is an attractive man. - Yeah, sure. - But I'm not, it's not, I'm not into him. - I'm not either, but-- - He's no Idris Elba. - No, which sucks that I've got, I have to put him in five. I'd rather have him in, I'd rather have him not five. But lower than five, lower or higher, lower. How do you interpret the list? - So the last, a very classic 90s and beyond choice. - Okay. - Brad Pitt. - Okay, he ends up in my two, I'm fine with that. - Brad would have gone above Jensen Ackles on my list, if I had a spot, he's gonna look at me. - He's like, Brad, Brad Pitt in-- - Current Brad Pitt, like-- - Current Brad Pitt. - One more Brad Pitt. - I'm in Hollywood, Brad Pitt. - The older I get, the more I like Brad Pitt. And I don't know if that's because I'm getting older or he's getting older or getting older at the same time. - Little bit of both. Little bit of both. - It's nice. - And he's fantastic in "Once Upon a Time" in "The Hollywood Train." Fucking great. - But also in "What's the Movie" with Gina Davis and Susan Sarandon, where he gets his debut. - Oh, "Thelman Louise." - "Thelman Louise." - Yeah, he's like 18 in that movie. He was in another movie when he was a kid that you don't hear much of. I can't remember the name of it. You don't hear much about it, but he had a small role in another, like an '80s movie. But yeah, Brad unfortunately lands in my number seven, but he would be higher on the list if I had a spot up there for him. So, all right. - Yeah, that's good. - Good list. Good draft. - Hell yeah. - Hell yeah. - So "The Rocketeer." - Yeah, "The Rocketeer." - "The Rocketeer." - "The Rocketeer." - Oh, bricked up. - Hell yeah, and I'm red rocket. New achievement. Let me type that in real quick. - Oh, I've got, I don't have a tab pog totals list for "The Rocketeer." - Oh, damn it. - This one, this movie-- - I'm looking forward to this one. - This movie warrants a tab pog totals list. - That's why I was looking forward to it. - I even said it to Nicky when we were watching it. It was like, I can't wait, you know what? - And I think I felt differently about this movie than you guys did. - Well, I honestly had no time. I just kept not being able to watch the movie and I finally had to watch it today. - I watched the movie. - And I finished it about 20 minutes before I left the coming here. - Cheers. - Yeah. - But I didn't, I was very busy at work and trying to watch the movie and trying to watch some gameplay and I didn't have time to really sit and think about the list. I started to do it and then I was like, I can't focus enough on this to make a good list. So, sadly, as much as this movie deserves a tab pog totals list, I did not have one. I have some facts, I have some trivia, I have some things we can just go over. - Okay. - First and foremost, I'll just get this out of the way. I liked this movie. - Okay, I had a-- - I had a good time watching this movie. - Sorry about that. - It wasn't a great movie, but I didn't think it was that, I didn't think it was a bad movie. I thought it was okay, it was fun. It was a fun Disney movie and I can see how a lot of people might've very much enjoyed it. Alan Arkin is in it. He's one of the all-time favorite actors. He's in Gross Point Blank as Martin Blank's psychiatrist and he's famous for saying, that's not nice. That wasn't designed to make me feel good. I love that, John will be laughing right now, nobody else will. Terry O'Quinn, - Yeah, it was Shostey Lock in it. - Lock from Lost, played Howard Hughes. - Howard Hughes, and of course-- - The hero of the movie. - Who designed the plane that got him on the island. - Exactly. (laughing) - I got, and finally, Timothy Dalton, one of my all-time favorite actors, if he was on that list, I'd have had to make a question. - I'd get snatched him up. - Snashed him right up. He played James Bond once and twice, actually. - I bet this movie made his back hurt. - Probably. - 'Cause he carried the movie. - He carried the fucking movie. - He also played Prince Baron in Flash Gordon, and he also carried that movie on his back as well. The Rocky Tier is based on a comic that was written in 1982, which was to pay homage to the sort of serial movie stars of the '30s and '40s, where they'd have those weekly movies before they had like TV, you know? - Yeah. - You'd go to the theater and watch these cliffhanger movies for a dime. - Enjoys an air condition room. - Yeah, they didn't sit in the AC. - No, they didn't. - Okay, yeah. - They'd sit in the AC and watch a serial movie, and then next week, they'd leave you on a cliffhanger every week, and go back. So, there's that, and then, one thing I had noted here is, there's a villain named Lothar. - The Hilton? - Not of the Hilton. - Yeah, achievements. (laughing) - That, I think, was left over from the casting calls for Dick Tracy. - Yeah. - 'Cause this guy had a big old plastic face. - Yeah, there's major prosthetics going on. - A big old plastic face. - Yeah. - 'Cause the only, the thing is, it was like he was the only one in the movie that had that, unlike Dick Tracy. - Well, everyone had that except for Dick Tracy. - If they were a villain, they looked like that. - Yeah. And then, I've got a little bit of trivia. Let's see here. So, the little plane at the beginning, the GB. - Yeah. - Also in the game. (laughing) - Kind of a lot in the game. - Yeah. - The actual GB used in filming was only allowed to land a very limited amount of times during its time working on the movie, as landings are extremely hard on the landing gear of this particular plane. That GB racer was named the Widowmaker and the Flying Coffin, because it is an incredibly difficult to fly and was prone to crashing. - Fun. - Because of its speed and maneuverability, some pilots still raced it despite the danger. And then, Billie Campbell, who was the star, who played the John C. Cord, or whatever his name was. The Rocketeer was. - John Redcorn? - Yeah. Went and studied a commercial art. I made sure to read the Dave Stevens graphic novel on which the film was based, and he got the part after getting the haircut to make him look identical to the character in the graphic novel. - Okay. - So, he got his shit together and made himself look the part before he went and did the audition. - Can you act? Doesn't matter. - Doesn't matter. You got the part. (laughing) And it's not gonna matter at the end of the day. That's really all the trivia I've got. So, there's a goof. I thought it was funny. On the at the end of the movie, when the Nazi agent is yelling at Sinclair, he shouts, (speaking in foreign language) I have my order and so do you. The German word for a military order is befell. Bestellong is the order you give to a waiter. - Oh, shit. (laughing) - Shit. - That's it. That's all I got, really. Just as far as like little bits and pieces talking about the movie itself. Again, I kind of liked it. I had a good time watching it. I think it's because I had a low bar set and it sort of exceeded my expectations. So, had a good time. - I wanted to like it. I didn't know. Had Jennifer Connolly in it. - That's nice. - That's nice. - That's always nice. - That's nice and honestly, there were so many times when I was watching it. It was like, it was poochy. It was like, when Jennifer Connolly wasn't on the screen, I was like, where's Jennifer Connolly? - Because she fits that role of that era of woman. She wears that so fucking well. - Totally. - That World War II era, 1950s LA. - It's like the World War II pinup. Yeah, 100%. - Yeah, I really fucking loved it. 1940s, 1950s, you know, kind of stuff. That's one of the things I liked about the movie was the setting, is the setting in LA in the 40s. - It was so-- - The competitiveness was done very well. - And it was subtle. It wasn't like over the top, like Dick Tracey's, you know, was. It was subtle and it felt good and it felt like a really well-established atmosphere that didn't have to try too hard. Except, holy Lord, the size of that blimp. How did they not see that gigantic Nazi blimp? - Of which I think I only lost four blimps in the world. - Yeah. (laughing) - And the slowest moving hydrogen, 'cause you know it blows up in slow, outrunable sections. Hey, let's let the audience know this is filled with hydrogen. Do you think they got it? Let's tell them a second time. (laughing) It's one of those, like, I get, like, this is a PG movie. So it's like, it's for kids, that's the category. That I put it in where it's like, it's for kids. - Yep. - There's a tit joke in it. (laughing) - I mean-- - I did love WCP. - Oh my God, I know. - Yeah, my little chickadee. (laughing) - I question, really, 'cause I know, I feel like it's a kids movie, but I still question how much kids would get it and appreciate it. I know Melissa's also, she was like, well, I'm fucking loved it. - Yeah. - But I know, she's an old soul that her whole life has appreciated things like that. - Yeah. - Me, at that age, I'd just be like, show me the rocket, and I wouldn't have appreciated all the other-- - The nuance. - The nuance to it, you know. So I thought maybe it was a good ballast between, like, an older person taking their grand job to see a movie and appreciate it. - Oh yeah, yeah, I see a kid's movie, but really what I should have said is an all-ages movie. - A family movie. - A family movie. - Yeah, it was a family movie, for sure. - I thought that it, to me, felt like a TV movie. - The effects did not age well. - Yeah. - Like in any way, shape or form. - I also thought the script was pretty bad. It felt like a lot of it was like, I don't know who wrote it, but like, it feels like they were like, when does this take place? And they were like, okay, people definitely talked like this right then, didn't they? You know what I mean? It's very much like-- - Should they all have a transit landing accent? - Right. - They really leaned into that heavy at the beginning of the movie, especially when the FBI agent showed up and said, hey, you get over here without just shenanigans. - Why? - Yeah, that was a little thing. - And that felt cheap, but it felt like, let's get an old car and push it through the woods. - Yeah, yeah. - Like behind my house. - Yeah, cheap is a good, this felt like a cheap movie to me. That doesn't always mean I'm not gonna enjoy it. They're playing cheap movies that I do enjoy, but they were just, I don't have a big grievance with The Rocketeer. It was just, there were so many little things about it that I didn't like that added up to where it's like, I don't think it's a horrible movie. I also didn't really enjoy it. It was one of those where I was super grateful that Nikki watched it with me, because if it was just me alone, I truly think it would have been like a watch looker. - Yeah. - It's like how much time I got left on this. Winter, I thought there were Nazis in this movie, you know what I mean? - Yeah, they didn't get to the Nazis until like almost big thirds of the way through the film. - Yeah. - So yeah, I get it, I understand. - 'Cause for most of the film, I thought like, okay, it's Timothy Dalton, he's the bad guy. Are they drawn a parallel to Errol Flynn? What a piece of shit he was. So what is the comparison we're making here? 'Cause he's the swordsman. I was expecting like a big sword fight later on. I was forgetting a payoff. - On top of the plan. - That sword was the Chekhov's gun I would see later on. - Sure, sure. - Like a cool sword fight that never fucking happened. - One thing I would have included in a Tadpog totals list if I had been able to do one was two exploding gas trucks - Yeah, I know. - Every time there was an air show - This was a plane of a crash in Nikita's truck. - You think he would learn to not fuck his desk truck there? I also, another laugh out. - Ooh, he's gonna spit bullets over that other car. - Another laugh out loud moment I had was near the end where like it's revealed this is all like a Nazi plot and then what's his name? - The movie star Neville calls for his man and then like these German like Nazi soldiers just come out of nowhere. - Yeah. - It was like Wayne Campbell when he opens the doors and ninjas trading. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was. Or it reminded me of the beginning of F-troop. That's a wide shot. Like here are soldiers from another movie. - And so they like, so that I laughed out loud at and then that part was one of my favorite parts of the movie. - Is it with the gangsters and the FBIs? - The gangsters and the fucking FBI are fighting, but we know we're American fighting the Nazis. - I was fucking rolling at that. - I thought that was great. - I mean, it was silly. - I thought it was great. - See, it's one of those where it's like, I honestly feel like it would be, to me, I would love it if I knew that the, if I had confidence that the movie was like, this is ridiculous, right? We all know this is ridiculous. We're just doing it because it's fun. - A crime boss and the FBI working together? Well, I'll tell you who wins, America wins, freedom wins. - The gangster literally says like, I may, I may not make an honest buck, but. - I'm a hundred percent American. And then like, he and the FBI guy, there's a point where they're shooting Nazis and they look at each other and they're like, they nod, they do, yeah. Which look, I don't like Nazis. I feel like I hate Nazis, but like, I just wish that it was a little less black and white. 'Cause like, there's, at no point is the FBI like, man, I don't feel good about teaming up with these gangsters. They're just like, fuck no, man. - Guns are gonna, those are Nazis over there. - I remember enemy in my enemy is my friend. - I saw a TikTok about a Marvel DC crossover where the villains team up and they put Joker and the Red Skull together. And the Joker's just like, knocks the Red Skull out. It's like, I might be insane, but I'm still an American, the exact same fucking baby. - I got real heavy, it's funny that we talk about the Nazis, I got real Raiders of the Lost Ark vibes from this movie. And I also got real Captain America vibes from this movie. And it's funny that I say that because I didn't know until just now that the guy that directed this movie, directed Captain America, the first Avenger, and was one of the visual effects artists on Raiders of the Lost Ark. So, it was like, it's his wheelhouse apparently. - I got those feelings while I was watching this movie. I was like, this sort of feels a little like Captain America and the Raiders of the Lost Ark with all the Nazis and the crazy. - Well, fucking the Nazi dude on the blimp is like, I was like, that's like knockoff Raiders of the Lost Ark and the Nazi, he looks kind of like him, like with the glasses and the hat. - The one that was yelling at Timothy Dalton. - So, no places over there. - This is my best climate smash on the window. - And talking about the Nazi stuff in the time period, I was, when I was watching this, I was like, you know what would make this movie a lot better for me, is Hellboy. This would make a great like Hellboy fucking crossover. - Oh yeah, I could see that. - I mean, totally, as a comic book thing, I mean, there's so many, there's so many things. I was like, yeah, this could work. - Well, and as many times as I've seen like the costume that the rock tier was, 'cause they marketed the fuck out of this. - It's a great jacket. - It's a great jacket. - It is a great jacket. - And I really like the helmet. - Just like Captain America's leather jacket. - Yeah, it's got that button up like front shield kind of thing. I love the helmet, I love the way it looks. I love the fact it never occurred to me that the helmet was the way to steer the thing. I mean, it was, I thought that was neat. I thought there was a lot of really neat things about this movie, and I feel like I kind of missed out, you know, I didn't like get on the hype train. It was very heavily marketed, I mean. - I remember wanting to see it so badly as a kid, like, you know, my parents, most of us, Captain Ron, or Hook, or the Mass, we didn't see it. - I feel like your parents would have supported going to see the rocketeer if they didn't own how, you know, wholesome it was, yeah, how wholesome and American it was. - It's a movie, yeah, it's a movie. It's just so, it's just a little too, it's just a little too wholesome for me. - At one point. - And the soundtrack is just very much like- - It's the same little ditty over and over. - Well, and it's so like everything is so like- - If I ask- - Brandios, I mean, and it's like, holy shit, like they're really hammering home. Like everything about this movie outside of the tit joke is like, man, this is fucking family movie, the movie. Like, it's almost like a satire of family movies where somebody's gonna visit their parents on a Christmas tree farm and stay. - Yeah, it's a more light hallmark, it really is. Like, I'll be rocketeer for Christmas. - I thought it was funny that at one point, Timothy Dalton speaks English with a German accent, like he'd been faking his English accent the whole time. - It wasn't mine, it was acting. - But then he immediately falls back into his English accent. - He's that good. - Just that good. - You see, acting brilliant. - Thank you. - Thank you. - And I liked how like one of the biggest tropes in a movie that takes place in like the 40s and 50s, most of the 40s like wartime era of, you know, how the land on the Hollywood sign, Hollywood, you use the, the Hollywood sign used to say Hollywood land. - Right. - And then land, I don't know how it actually got removed, but I've seen so many movies where, you know, the thing in this movie is what caused the land part to fall off the Hollywood sign. - Right. - And this was the Nazi, Timothy Dalton Nazi, crashing into it while wearing the jet pack. - And then it loses the D in Bojack Horseman. - Yeah. - Holly Woo. - Holly Woo. - Holly Woo. God, Bojack, so fucking good. - That's really good. - So, I think we've covered the movie pretty well. What else we got on the movie, anything? - No. - It's about it for the movie. - Let me give it three stars. - It was. - What does it say? It says check it out. I do, I think it's fun watching with your kids. They might like it. I mean, today's kids probably will think it's dumb. - Like, man, I was close. - The kids young enough. - The plane stuff Henry would have gone nuts over. Like the beginning of the movie. - Yeah. - He would have gone nuts over, but I feel like, yeah, he would have fallen off. It's all right. I liked it. I had a good time with it. I wouldn't turn it off if it was on TV. I think it's pretty cool. I did have to watch it on Disney Plus, which has commercials on my plan, which sucks. - I was relieved that I could watch it on Disney Plus. I was concerned. I was like, fuck 'em, I'm gonna have to ride. - I thought I was gonna have to buy it too. - I've rented it on YouTube. - Yeah. - As I do it while I'm doing paperwork at work. - Yeah. - If I were multitasking on my like this movie better, just throw that out there. You know what I mean? - It's good to have a lot of sitting there like, like, all right, I'm gonna do this for two hours. You know what I mean? - Yeah, and that's what I did today, actually, is it was on in the background. - And I'm not saying that that makes a difference for you, but it would have made a difference for me 'cause it is one of those movies for me where I got done and I was like, well, okay. - Yeah. - And it went two hours. I could have done literally anything else. But then I played the game. And I was like, oh boy, bring it to life. - Fuck. - I don't. - I gave up. I didn't make it past the first level. - I did. - I couldn't figure out the plain thing. I couldn't do it. - I only do what to do because of the angry video game because he said the same thing. He died over and over and over again. Till he realized, oh, you have to watch the mini map at the bottom, the tiny, shitty, picked-related screen that steers you straight so then you can win 'cause if you try to watch going around in a circle, you're just gonna fucking lose. - So, man, I don't know. I'm not a fucking god gamer or anything, but that fucking screen at the bottom is so small and worthless. - Oh, it's awful. - I didn't look at it at all. I had a really hard time with the beginning of this game. And then-- - So the first two levels of the game you're in the airplane from the beginning of the movie that took you-- - And then you do it again later. - And you fly around in a circle in the race to win the race. - Just three turns. - Which doesn't ever happen in the movie because he literally crashes that plane in the first scene of that movie. - And there are really only five levels in this game. So if you're gonna take five scenes from this movie, why is this one of them? - I think the game was riding on the coattails of the movie, but I think the game was based more on the comic. - 'Cause they didn't have cut scenes from the comic, yeah. - And that is a good thing. That is in my good thing column is that this game had really cool looking cut scenes because they were, I haven't read the comic, but it looked like they were taken straight from the comic book. - Yeah, they did. - I thought that was really neat. - But the only thing that kind of weirded me out was the fact that the guy, the coatt, the kiss buddy, the mechanic that was played by Alan Arkin. - He doesn't look like Alan Arkin. - He looks like Stan Lee. - I couldn't get over the fact that this guy looked just in the game, but just like Stan Lee. - It's weird. - Yeah, I like that. That's probably truly the only thing I liked about the game. That race in the beginning is one of those where I just, it's like an Atari game, like no shit. Like it has no shit like an Atari game because there are, it's a race where there are three turns. You have to go, you have to go around three towers and I didn't use that mini map. I just kind of was like, okay, you go by this tower and then you tap left. And then you go by that tower and you tap left. And then you go by that tower and tap left. - 'Cause it's a circle. - 'Cause it's a circle. - You're flying in a circle. - And then if you get-- - It's like NASCAR. If it helps everyone, it's like NASCAR. (laughing) It's always turned left. - But in the sky. - If you get too close to the ground, you press down. I felt like it got a lot easier for me once I realized that it was a super simple thing that they were trying to make look very complicated. 'Cause it looks complicated because these fucking sprites are like Donkey Kong Country style, like pre-3D rendered. - And it didn't look terrible. It looked kind of strange, but I didn't think it looked like shit. - And then yes, the little, to me, it looked like that map at the bottom. Looked to me like that's the game that they wanted to make, right? - Yep. - They're like, wouldn't it be cool if it was like behind, the camera's like behind the plane and you're like flying on this 3D course and they're like, yeah, it would. Can we do it? Well, we can do it, but it has to be a hundred pixels wide. - They're like, wait, what if we did the next scene, the next part of the game behind the guy shooting, like shooting gallery style? - Right. - It's another one of those games that feels like a compilation of minigames, 'cause every level is a completely different genre done so shittily. So from racing flyer to gallery shooter to side-scrolling shooter. - You go back to the racing and that made me mad because it was like, you do the race in the plane, then you're in the hangar with the shooting gallery, which is like, compared to the racing, it's laughably like, what the fuck? This is like, I got through this so fucking fast, they throw power ups at you and it's like, it's like, okay, whatever, this is weird. And then you, now you race with the jetpack on and it's the same fucking race you just did in the plane. - It's exactly the same. - It's exactly the same. - Faster. - Don't you? - Dude, I don't know, man. To me, it was hard to tell because the opponents, if you're going faster, they are also going faster. - In the movie where it showed the cartoon, like, well, somebody died to get this footage out of Germany and it's-- - Many boffin' spies. - It's Nazis in rocketeer jetpacks flying across the Atlantic ocean. - I know, I know, I know. - Those things are ridiculously cool. - I mean, you get a play and they jump out, that makes you use them like paratroopers. I get that, but not ballistic missiles. - Your idiot is just an example. (laughing) Is that Hunter really flying across the ocean with his jetpacks? (laughing) - Stop being so fucking literal, we're the Germans. - It shows a bomb across the ocean. - The other Germans, we're the literal ones. (laughing) - I like that cartoon, by the way. (laughing) - Aside from Jennifer Connolly, it's probably one second. - It was very pink, it was very pink Floyd, the wall. - Yeah, it was. - You get a lot, that obvious kind of feel to it. It was cool. - Super fascist, yeah. - Very. - Then you go, "Races the rocketeer." Then you do, don't you do like another shooting level? - You do another gallery. - Shooting gallery level, yeah. - And then you do the one where you're flying a side-scrolling plane shooter kind of style. - Then you get to the part where I know about, because I'm like, "This is incredibly boring." - This is incredibly. - Pitfire for the Super Nintendo on the blend. - Incredibly boring, super boring, in a very long, it's so long, the level is so long. And it's like, the game wants you to finish it because they're like, "Don't worry, "you're gonna get a one-up every time you go through this." And it was like, "Fuck, just let me die." (laughing) So I could like, quit this game with a good conscience, where it's like, "Well, I put in my effort, "but I ran it a lot, what am I gonna do?" But no, this fucking game is just like, "No, dog, "you got this." - Just keep going. - Don't worry, this level's only 10 minutes long. (laughing) - Some of the level where you're flying through and shooting like side-scrolling style, that one went on for fucking ever. - Yeah, that's the one I'm talking about. - Is that the one you're talking about? - Yeah, I thought you were talking about the blimp fight. - 'Cause I didn't get to the blimp fight, because eventually I did just, I was just like, "Fuck this." - I was watching a long play of it and I kept skipping. - Yeah. - And skip, and skip, and skip. I'm like, "This is still going." I would go insane play in this level. - It's so long and not fun. Like, it really is, I mean, all the hits feel really cheap. I mean, it was one of those where it was like, "Holy shit." This is torturous to play. (laughing) - 'Cause, well, then the final battle, the final boss fight is, it is a fighting game. You've got the Rocketeer's health bar and then enemy health bar. And it is a straight up, looks like pit fighter/mortal combat where they're putting up their dukes on the wing of the blimp. And Timothy Dalt is on top of the blimp with Jennifer Connolly. He's throwing grenades in one spot. - Yeah, she has a cameo. - Damn it, I should have ended the game. - I should have hung out. - Well, you do is you fight and go the slowest, like sub zero walking across the stage. You walk, beat his enemy up, and then slowly walk across, avoiding the grenade till you can climb a set of stairs. And you fight again and you come under a set of stairs and you fight Neville on the very tip-top which the Nazi symbol is censored. - It's an SS symbol. - Okay. - Instead of the swastika. - And then you fight him, beat him up. The blimp starts to explode and they come and get you and that's it. But that last fighting game segment, holy fucking shit. I've seen few things that look shittier. - It was bad. - I mean, it was, it was unbelievably bad. Like I was, this is it, this is the finale. Like you're not even having any of the rocket. You're fighting the shittiest fighting I've ever seen. - Does he have a sword at least? - No, that would be cool. I'd be all for that. But no, it was just like, God damn this is so bad. - Like when you beat it, it cuts to the little thing where you know the guy that has been holding the sign all along telling you the points you got in that level. - Yeah, yeah. - It gives you the option. It says next level or end here. And I guess next level means you play again from the beginning maybe, I don't know. - I love that they give you the option. - The long play that I saw didn't show what it did 'cause he just went to end here. And then it's just like, it's like, congratulations. You saved Jennifer or Jessica or Jenny. And also the free world. - Nice. - And that's it. And then they run credits. - How long were the credits? I'm guessing not long. Not as long as that fucking side scrolling plane fight. - Homie, there ain't much that is. (laughing) - Yeah, it was a bad game. Didn't like it. - It's super bad, super bad. What did Brad send something in? I think you mentioned the least. - Oh, he did, yes. Thank you for reminding me. - Yeah, yeah. - Let me bring that. - 'Cause I'm really curious to see what the reviewers at the time have to say about it. They've had this email from Brad for seven weeks now. - Game pros, like we loved it. And it's not just because we were paid to say that. (laughing) - Let me blow it up a little bit. - All right. Brad writes, sometimes, oh, if you'll remember, he was talking a little bit in a previous email about kind of gooning over the Wii Fit trainer. - Yeah, yeah. - The girl, the woman from Wii Fit. - Hell yeah. - She still had her catalog, okay. - She's no, she's no Idris Elbow, but whatever. Sometimes he sits, so Brad writes, sometimes the male Wii Fit trainer substitutes in for the female trainer. And he says, I hope you don't mind, but I'll be helping you with your training today to which I say, I do my, I do fucking mind. - You're not my mom. (laughing) - That's my purse. I don't know you. Also, Brad continues specifically, Tyler, what percentage of your job is actually doing chef shit, as in putting together a recipe and making stuff from scratch? I couldn't imagine-- - One percent. - I couldn't imagine that a kitchen pushing such high volumes would regularly make meals from scratch. I figured-- - Oh, I thought you meant me personally, no, like, we make a ton of shit from scratch. Because of medical diets and what has to be in it, like all the process, pretty peck of shit, has too much salt, sugar, so almost everything is perfect. - He says, I figured hospitals would just be opening sedexo or airmark containers, heating them up and putting them out and most of the management would be scheduling ordering stuff and generally making sure everything was going out okay. But, Tyler sometimes mentions doing chef shit as his job. What's up with that? My impression of hospital food must be completely wrong. - Yep, yep, the whole, that thing is, that's a 10 year old model, at least. Now it's cheaper to bring in stuff, instead of having to buy civically pre-packaged medical diet stuff, it's cheaper to buy whole food and make it. - That makes sense. From like a waste standpoint too, I would imagine you're gonna waste a lot if you pre-order a bunch of stuff that patients aren't even going to, it's not gonna fit their diet. - And they won't want, yeah, so it, and it's a hospital food gets a bad rap because so many people are diabetics or they're on cardiac diets, so we can't use a lot of salt, fat and sugar. - Sure. - So, yeah, the hospital food gets a bad rap because it's bland, if you're on a regular diet, you can just add that shit on. You always get plenty of butter, sugar and salt to put on your food and other seasonings on the side. - But, - Season to taste. - Yeah, most everything and stuff like in our cafe that we can actually do right, it's good shit. 'Cause I mean, but yeah, mostly it is, and just about every chef I have is a classically trained tons of experience, like chef. And they choose to go into healthcare 'cause it's like, oh, you wanna run it through Friday, you wanna a day shift, you want vacation, paid time off, benefits, 401K that you'll get in healthcare that you won't get in a restaurant, classically trained chef, sure, come on. - Right, sure. I have a question also about hospital food. My wife had to go have a test done last week and she was at your hospital and had to eat radioactive eggs. Do you make those? - What? - So she eats, she had to do what's called a swallow study where she eats eggs that have been infused with some manner of radioactivity so they can track how fast it leaves her stomach. - That's a special order. - That is the event, it's not my department. I have sent raw chicken breasts so they can calibrate mammogram machines but are all sent molasses for enemas but that's the only food I sent out for medical procedures. - She ate scrambled eggs, toast and had some coffee, I think, with it, that they provided and apparently the food was, I mean, it's not like, you know, nuclear fallout waste, it's just but it's like something that the scanner can see. - That's better than the bearing on milkshake. How you set the drink for that shit? - Yeah, it's something like that except for, and this wasn't 'til like, scan her like esophagus, it was her stomach to see how fast it empties. So they take, like, she took a picture after she ate and then she got to wander around for an hour and they took another picture and then another hour and then another picture and they would track how fast it left her stomach so I thought maybe you guys made the radioactive eggs. - Yeah, that's gonna be something prepackaged if they pop into microwave, I imagine. - Okay. - And I've never heard of that before. - Okay. - That's pretty cool, I didn't know. - Brad continues, "The rocketeer!" - I'm sorry to interrupt, but I need, I have to know, does she comment on how it tasted? - No, no, she didn't say. - Okay. - So it must have been normal. - She doesn't eat in the morning because it just gets her kind of sick. - Sure. - And so she was complaining about how it made her sick, but not that it had or didn't have some sort of a taste. - Don't worry, man, I'm just a little radiation. (laughing) - Little radiation is fine. - That's a treat. - One's the one at all, that's a treat. The rocketeer, we gotta go to EGM for this. From the May 1992 issue. Sushi X, the only EGM reviewer who mattered is the reviewer at the bottom. Super NES, IGS, the rocketeer. Theme action, available May. Number of levels, eight. Megabits, also eight. The rocketeer is flying its way into your home for the super, the rocketeer is flying its way into your home for the Super NES. IGS has spared no expense in making the rocketeer look and feel as exciting as the movie is based on. You control cliff on a mission to stop a terrorist organization from stealing a rocket pack. There's a lot of explanation points in here, but to top it off, the terrorists have also kidnapped Jennifer. You must rescue Jennifer and put a stop to these terrorists. The rocketeer will arrive in May. The review continues. (laughing) - We were not babes, we do this. - The review continues. The game looks great, but when you pull it apart to look at the game, so there's a big red four over this section, and then the next section, there's a big red six, I'm assuming these are scores, but it's hard to read the words because of the big red letter of numbers in it. - Yeah, those are scores. There isn't much left. The first sections in particular are drawn well, but the action is really confined to a small segment of the play area. There is some, there is some nice graphics, but the action never really manages to hit big. I have to give IGS credit for creating some innovative and exciting graphics. The gameplay on the other hand is the only a bit better than average, had problems in learning the controls, and this led to frustration later on in the game. Once learned though, the game was decent. It's better than the average, but not spectacular. The rocketeer is a game that will have to rely on the title to sell while there are a bunch of different sections in the game, there's just not that much in the way of gameplay. Despite the nice graphics, the cart is boring, and way too short. I did like the stills in between the rounds, however. - Best part of the game. - Yeah, let's face it, it's hard to translate a comic book to a movie, to a video game, and still come out with the same intensity and excitement as when you started. The rocketeer lacks control, but the graphics are excellent. While the music is good, the fun factor quickly drops to boring. This is a good game, but the comic is better. That's the review from EGM. - I think we were on, I think we were on the level with that review, to some extent, I wouldn't call it the graphics, excellent, personally, but whatever. - IGS, I had to look it up. It's mentioned in that review. Not very familiar with IGS from a video game standpoint, or in anything standpoint, that is information, global service. (laughing) - Sounds like Martin Blank's company from Bragg's Point Blank. (laughing) - Yeah. - Global tried it. - Yeah. - I can't ever remember what it's called. Brad continues, "Major League is a fantastic movie, and I can't like to hear your thoughts on it." Later, Brad for his own, and thank you, Brad, that was a great email. - See you, Brad. - Sorry, it took me 17 weeks to get to it. Okay. It was developed by Novologic, another company that I haven't really heard of, which is weird considering this is a super Nintendo podcast. Looks like they were bought by THQ Nordic, which I have heard of. They're pretty famous. They did a bunch of ports, like for DOS, Bubble Bobble, Arkanoid, that kind of stuff. And then they made the rocketeer. What do you think the rocketeer for the super Nintendo goes for if you were to buy it in a plastic format to put into another plastic thing? The rocketeer by THQ Nordic. $18, $18 from Ian, what do you think, Tyler? - $10. - $10 from Tyler. Actual retail value of the rocketeer for the super Nintendo. Loose on average according to pricecharting.com at the time of this recording is $9.01. - Tyler by 99. - All right. - Do you guys have any achievements? Doing things way out of order. - Oh, I have some, yes. - We should go for it. - Okay, my first achievement is playing a tier to get playing a tier when the plane races. My next achievement is gun a tier to get gun a tier. You beat the shooting gallery levels without dying. - Okay. - My third achievement is rocketeers and that is rocketeers is listen for the cries from the past of the people who paid full price for this game. My next achievement is rocketeers. Collected tiers you shed from playing this game in glass jars like Howard Hughes used to collect his own piss. - It's going for a lot now. - Fine. Final achievement is oh, the humanity beat the you fight on top of a blimp level resulting in the Nazi blimp crashing and you apparently saving the girl and also as a side note, the free world. - Nice. My first achievement which I just came up with right now based on your achievements is the musketeer and that is play the rocketeer for so long that you forget the shower and then the room is filled with your musket-- - Musketeer. - Musketeer odor. - Mm, like the basement of dragon con. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. My next achievement is Otis Bigelow, male jigalow in order to unlock Otis Bigelow. Male jigalow Otis Bigelow is a man in the movie who gets folded in half. - Yeah. - Oh yeah, the guy who I figure was named Mickey. The guy who like, they were like, "Can we get Danny DeVito for this movie?" And they're like, "Nope." And they're like, "Okay." (laughing) In order to unlock Otis Bigelow, male jigalow, play the rocketeer with any older person for money. Doesn't matter. - Yeah. - Nice. - You just have to be an older person. Next achievement is two trailer park girls go around the outside. In order to unlock two trailer park girls go around the outside, beat the red and blue plane in a race. (laughing) Nice. My last achievement is Lothar of the Hill people. In order to unlock Lothar of the Hill people. - Love you guys. Thank you for your support. In order to unlock that, you have trouble walking with a woman after a long day of playing the rocketeer. (laughing) (laughing) - I had three. First one, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, you lose. (laughing) And that is fly the plane level. And then finally lose after huge disciplines circle and circle. - I hit that tower so many fucking times. (laughing) So frustrating. - My next one, "Worse Timeline Wild Guns." - Make it to the shooting gallery level. - It's hoping wild guns would make it into this episode somehow. - And then my final one, Hindenburg 2 Electric Boogaloo beat the game. - All right, good achievement to everybody. - Hell yeah. - Hell yeah. - What do you guys think Flopsy had to say about the rocketeer? - This has to be, this has to be... - It's an early boy, 1992. - I'm gonna say, two and a half stars uncommon. Two and a half uncommon. - Yeah. - Okay. - One star. - Okay. - Common. - I'm on that one star tip. I do, I know Flopsy is very generous, but good lord. It's been a minute that I've played one this bad. - Place your bets everyone. - I'm about to win this one. - Yeah, okay. I'm gonna go one star. I'll say, man, I know the price is $9.01, so it's kind of tough to be like uncommon. So I think common is right. And it's a movie tie-in. Yeah, so I hate to like hitch, I gotta like give you the same exact answer. It's a one star common for me too. - Get on my giddy up, son. - According to Flopsy, AKA, the ultimate Nintendo guide to the SNES library, 1991 to 1998 by Pat Country, courtesy of Monster Mold, Mike, and a shadowy mysterious benefactor. - Featuring California emissions. - Hell yeah. - Hell yeah. The Rocketeer is a common game. - Okay. - The rating, 1.5. - Oh, nice. Y'all shouldn't have bet on me. - The same review score as the game right next to it, Rocco's Modern Life, Spunky's Dangerous Day, which is a better video game than the Rocketeer. The Rocketeer is so bad. It's so bad. - Rocco was playable, just not fun. - And Rocco, I don't know. I mean, I could, yeah, it's, it was okay. It was alright. - I don't think it was gonna have bad. - But one and a half star kind of hurts my feelings a little bit. (laughing) It looks like that's a two star at least, man, come on. - Yeah. - Come on, notoriously generous flopsie. Rocco's Modern Life, 1.5 stars. The reflection's on this. I wasn't a big fan of The Rocketeer when it was released in theaters back in 1991. My dislike for the film didn't stop me from renting the NES version of the game, though. We didn't play that one. Maybe I should have checked that one out. That one is actually fun. It says MV from flopsie. And I enjoy it immensely. I was expecting the SNES version to be more of the same, but with improved sound and visuals. But this, this is horrible. It took me a few hours just to win the airplane race and that can be considered the first level of the game. I'm glad this review is over. Says the reviewer. - Damn, he should come on our show. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going back to my NES version. - Okay. - Thank you, MV, from-- - I wish I'd thought to try the NES version just for fun. - Yeah, I wish I'd have tried it. - I, it's part of Angry Video Game Nerd's reviews, which he didn't talk glowingly about it. He did say it's better, but it looked more like what I would expect a Rocadear game to be. - Is it like a, like an action platformer kind of thing? - Or you can float fly. - Yeah, that's totally what I would expect. - I mean, that's what I was expecting, yeah. - Yeah. Okay, Tyler. - Yes, Dave. - I'm enjoyed talking with you boys about the Rocadear more than I enjoyed consuming the media surrounding it. If you were to give this game a beard, that sums up how you feel about it, what kind of beard would it be? - Oh, it's gotta be Hitler's mustache. - There's 100% Hitler's fucking mustache. - Okay, that makes sense. There's a rudder on it that he can use to control and his fly. - He uses it for how he controls his walking. - The Hitler's here, yeah. - It's fitting. Do you remember when the Rocadear committed genocide? - I do. (laughing) If you were to give this game a pair of glasses, what kind of glasses would you give it? - Joseph Gerbal's glasses. - Oh shit, damn. - So yeah, Hitler and Gerbal's the Rocadear. - Okay. All right. - Just like the marketing for this game, a work of Joseph Gerbal's. (laughing) All right. - What do you guys wanna do a movie game next week? We wanna go ahead and draw for that? - Of course. - All right. If you guys wanna fill the space for a second while I bring this up. (laughing) Thank you, thanks for that. (laughing) - Throne Kate's silence is probably gonna get that. We waited a really long, uncomfortable pause. In case you didn't hear that. (laughing) Tyler's rolling. - Roll to one. - Die. - So the next game that we haven't done, which I believe is Home Alone 2 Lost in New York. - All right. When I do that, or did we wanna push that to closer to Christmas? - That's a better idea. You're right. Let's go to the next one after that. Which would be. - This is gonna be that Snow White game. - No, it is Outlander. - Outlander. - Outlander. - Wait, wait, just a goddamn minute. This is a movie I haven't seen. I don't think. Outlander. It's a movie I haven't heard of. There's a show called Outlander on the stars network, I think. - Stars. - But it's not that. Outlander, let's do a search for Outlander space movie. Oh, this is Jim Caviesel, isn't it? Let's see. Yes, this is Jim Caviesel. Jack Houston. 2008 action film. Written and directed by Howard McCain, starring Jim Caviesel, Sophia Miles. Jack Houston, John Hurt, and Ron Perlman. Speaking of Hellboy, Ron Perlman's in this. - Yeah, Ron Perlman is Hellboy, like this. - The plot is loosely based on the Anglo-Saxon epic poem "Bail Wolf." I have seen this. - What year did it come out? - 2008. - That can't be it. - That can't be it. - Nope. - I forgot this is super nice. - I looked up the movie, I look up the video game. Let me pull up the video game by the 92 game by Mindscape. - Oh, Mindscape. - There's a 1981 science fiction thriller film called Outland, that's not it. - Okay, this is kind of a weird, all right. This barely qualifies as a movie game. So, Tyler reads from Wikipedia. Outlander is an action-driving video game with a post-apocalyptic theme, published by Mindscape.92 from Mega Drive Genesis 93 for Nintendo, originally developed under the title "The Road Warrior" for the film of the same game. However, Mindscape lost the rights, the license, and changed the game's title to Outland. - Well, we're watching "The Road Warrior." - Oh my God, I'm so excited. Oh, by the way, I watched "Furiosa." I forgot to mention that I watched "Furiosa." - Four-star. - Really? - Really, I'm going to hear that. - George Miller, I love George Miller, I love all that shit. I loved "Furiosa" for a lot different reasons than I liked "Furiosa" but I did love "Furiosa." - Okay, that's good to hear. - Check it out, wasn't safe to say it out. We're gonna watch "The Road Warrior," everybody. - "The Road Warrior," the game. - Okay, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet. I am excited. One of my all-time favorite movies, that is awesome. - Well, there we go. - Yeah. - Well, thanks for listening here, buddy. Find the show on iTunes, not SoundCloud, not Stitcher but on Spotify, YouTube, all over the goddamn place. So much shit going on, but most importantly, we got that Patreon. (sighing) - Money, please. - patreon.com/tagpog, give us money, we like money. You like to give us money, we like money. 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So I didn't have to have it inspected 'cause who boy had it had to have it inspected? I don't know if it had passed. I mean, it might have, but-- Is somebody look for it in inspections like that? Well, they're really just checking to make sure like, in Kentucky-- It's not an emissions thing. No, no, no, no. How much accounting inspection was like left linker? Yeah, they did. That's what they do. Got that seat belt. Thanks. That's pretty much it. So I think it would have been fine, but I was, I haven't had to have a car, you know, inspected in decades. I mean, I bought one car that wasn't registered in Kentucky once and had to have it inspected. And I mean, the guy, I guess maybe I had a guy, you know, that day that was just like, I got, I pulled the bad, the bad pain in the ass cop, you know, that wanted to do every little thing. Maybe he probably just looked at me and didn't like my face or something, you know? But anyway, I was just, I didn't know if they did like, had started doing like emissions tests or whatever, which I don't think they do. I don't think they still don't think they do. So like, 'cause I think it's probably pretty common for people to just cut their catalytic converters off to gain horsepower. Really? And by doing that, you would fail an emissions test instantly. But I do think they check to see if you have a catalytic converter. So, and it does. I mean, the truck has those surprisingly. I mean, you wouldn't think that it would. - What does that do? - So a catalytic converter-- - Can taint platinum, it's all I know. - That's correct, it has. So a catalytic converter is basically just a little bit wider than your exhaust sort of tube. - It's that thing. I know you're talking about it. - The wider part of your exhaust that you've seen is your cat. - That's the catalytic converter. - The catalytic converter inside of it is like a really fine honeycomb of platinum. And platinum has the ability to catch certain emissions, certain hydrocarbons and shit. And just catches it and it gets burned up eventually. But it doesn't go into the atmosphere. And it doesn't really hurt performance usually 'cause I mean, catalytic converters have come a long way. But a lot of people will cut them out to A, steal the platinum on the inside. And B, gear heads, especially a lot of the truck gear heads around here in this part of the country, will cut them out so that the exhaust flow is unimpeded so the truck can go faster. But that's what it does. These goes like mine will have two. So one, there's two, like with a V8 engine, you've got pipe coming off each side. And mine, it converges into one, but a lot of times it'll be two separate pipes. But at the top, there'll be two catalytic converters, one on each side. And I looked under mine and they're both there. So. - Hey, free platinum. - Free platinum, we're gonna cut them out. I'll be rich, I tell ya. It's like $13 worth of platinum in here. (laughing) I'll have enough money to buy that other truck that I want. - Yeah. - I did everything possible to avoid that emissions test in DC when I lived there. - Oh man, they're bad. - Like at everyone who had to do it, like that was fucking awful. Trying to get through the DMV in Washington DC and then do the emissions, all that shit. So like my mom pulled some favors with the courthouse to like use my same picture and mail me my sticker and license and shit so I could keep my Kentucky stuff and just not fuck with it. - Yeah, LA, California's real, real strict about emissions. Like if you ever remember, I don't know if they still do it, but if you ever remember on the old price is right, when they would give away a car, they would name off all the package features, like an AM/FM radio and a cruise control. And California emissions, they would always say, California emissions, meaning that it was up to code. 'Cause like I apparently California is the worst as far as like having to have, you know, the correct, the correct stuff. So if you get-- - Damn liberals? - If you get damn liberals, damn. Our climate change isn't real, y'all. They'll, if your car is good in California, I think it's good pretty much everywhere. - Yeah, that would make sense. - I would hope so. - Yeah. 'Cause I've always heard the strictest. I mean, there are like TV episodes about that. - Yeah, there are, so. - I've been recording that whole time. So if you want me to put for the stinger stuff about catalytic converters, I'll do it. Yeah, we'll... Believe it!