We’ve talked about doing this game for awhile and now it’s finally time: Bart vs. the Space Mutants for the NES. Tyler took his sleep meds twenty minutes before recording, so you know it’s a good one. But wait! There’s more! We open a package from Michael H. from Tucson, we talk about where birds come from, we take a few calls AND we announce a new list!
TADPOG: Tyler and Dave Play Old Games
Ep. 315 – Bart vs. the Space Mutants
Hi there, listener. You're about to experience Tadpog, Tyler and Dave played games, and there will be plenty of game talk. But also, copious amounts of crude, off-color, offensive, and immature speech. So if you are of a rather sensitive, humor constitution, or just letting you know what you're in for with this show, it has games. It has jokes. You know, just games and jokes. Take the games, take the jokes, and have a good time. Hello internet, and welcome to another Tadpog podcast. It's sure that happens twice a week. We're two old guys. Talk about old games. We're bringing it back to almost, almost old school again. Older than old school, really. Like, I mean, if like, true old school would be like, if we were playing a video game off a list. But now it's just us talking about an old game. So we're almost there, we're almost there. I can almost guarantee that this game is on a list. Yeah, yeah, right. Technically, you're right. Technically, we are playing a game from a list. This game has to be on a list. Probably the worst NES games. Yeah. I mean, when the angry video game does it early on, it was like the 30th episode of angry video game nerd. So it's got some prolific hate. So today, Dave and I are talking about Bart versus the space aliens. Space mutants. Space mutants with their aliens. They are aliens. Burmurs the space mutants. But maybe they're also mutants. Mutants from even by their alien kind, they're mutants. I like that. And now I got new perspective on these these space aliens. Bought versus the space mutants. Actually, I've also take full disclosure, full disclosure. Oh, no. Got to wake up again early tomorrow. We had to record super late today. Yeah. I'm a, I took my meds 20 minutes ago. Oh, no. So we'll see. We'll see how this goes because I thought we're going to start right now better. Take these. Oh, got a poop. That's going to take a little while. And then, because we are still in, in my new house, trying to find the best arrangement to record. We got some blankets thrown up on the wall. So it's kind of nice. We're now centered, centered in the middle of my bedroom. So my bed on one side dressers on one side. And then we have this hook esque 10 blanket village on one side. It's like a blanket from doors and hung in crooks and crannies to make the sound better because there was still some echo in here. So I hope this sounds good. Hope this sounds comes through better than the little fears episode. I found this a place that we can rent if you want to just rent a building to record in. The problem is that we don't have enough money to do it. Okay, I was about to say. Also, the ad said, it was a really weird ad that it was on Facebook and it said, Lakefront Cottage. I was like, okay, that's nice. I saw the price. And I was like, that's actually not bad. It was like 370 bucks a month. All right, that's a lot better than rent in Paducah. And then I kept reading. It was like, all right, no alcohol, no drugs, no kids prefer to rent to older men. And I thought that that was a very weird distinction, older men. Like, why is it got to be older? Older men who who spend lots of time in the bathroom and from the mirror. Yeah, I was like, this is like, this is a sex thing, right? This is totally has to be a sex thing. It's like, yeah, like, this is this is the gay hookup cottage. So guys, only lemons, only man, that is kind of strange. I saw another similar one in a calvert out and I was looking for places before I got this house. It's like, okay, there are some weird, there's some pretty weird rentals out there, some odd stipulations to tenants. Yeah, I can get like no, no drugs, no smokers. Okay, I get that, no alcohol. Yeah, I mean, okay, I guess, I mean, totally, that might not be a little some people, but but what is that? What does that do, though? Okay, well, no kids. I got no pets. I get no kids like, sorry, sorry, Ken. I'm sorry, daddy's. I can't take you with them. No. I've got you a sanction outside house, though. This landlord with the weird mustache won't allow it. He said, he says you break fantasy. Whatever that means. So, who are you? In the fantasy? Yes, whoever, I guess whoever wants me to be. Which order are you? Who are you on the show? Oh, I'm Tyler. I'm your beer host. And we have a package to open. We do. And I, Dave, your respectable house, would like to see what's. I already see a game. Well, who is it from? I don't see anything written on the. Oh, wait a minute. There's an address label right there. Yeah, torn very carefully, Michael H. With with his Ziggy address label. I love it. So the Ziggy address label. So we're going to put his address on Instagram, right? Absolutely. And but he's from the city where people gather after the mutant virus wipes out the earth. If you watch a show on Fox, I don't know what I'm talking about. I do watch a show on Fox, but I'm not sure it's that show. I actually don't want your show on Fox. Wait, Bob's Burgers. Is that a Fox show? Yep. I do watch show on Fox. Just a season. Oh, there's there's a ton of games. I'm going to set this right here and go for a letter first. So what's it? What is the city? Where do they? Where do we all come on? And what show is that? Holy shit. Holy shit. What is it? We have friggin to eat this. We have to eat things. Yes. Yes, we do. Michael, Michael, a chime on a diet. I'll have you know what else is in it. Oh, is that an anime wall? Oh, it's a fucking no. Waifu pelu. Waifu pelu. I'm just I'm just I'm just so excited. I'm just going to throw it out syllables. How far is this Saturday? How far does episode are we? How much how much longer do we have before you go to sleep? Oh, man. Oh, she is naked as fuck. I am using this tonight. Oh, and they don't mind. She's like, you get that. Henry needs a new pillow in his crib. Okay, that's fair. That's fair. That's fair. I want to see the look of my mom's face where she comes in and sees that sleeping next to her beautiful baby grandson. I'm not going to lie. I think that's I think it's I think it's pretty hot. I'm I'm so glad I'm my Michael H. Thank you so much for that. I don't see a letter in here. Let's get to these games first, though. A whole I think we need to fight first over that pillowcase. Ziploc boat. Okay, I'm going to use to have them a ziploc baggy full of games. First. Musha for the Musha for Genesis. I haven't heard of that. I've never heard of this either. Slide it on over here. Looks like we have a met game and of course, of course, sign for the hedgehog. Just so we'll do it. Clap non for resale. So we can't sell this. I'm interested in this project. Project Diva. Project Runway. The game. Project Diva f second. Her voice echoes echoes on. Hatsune Miku, the world's most famous digital singer. Yeah, she was a letterman. All new rhythm game featuring the best in music and classic tracks reborn tap holds and flick to the best as you play through 40 addicting songs and four expansively difficult settings that will keep you coming back for more. What is that for? PS3. And the last one. Oh, oh, I'm glad this is in here. I'm glad this is in here. What is it? Well, it's an N64 game. Oh, boy. We love those. We do. And we have to play it. We have to play this. I don't want to play it. He said to us. We got to. We got to. I'll play it. I'll play it. Now you all. Come on. I'll play this. What is it? Power Rangers rescue. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Is it a bit of my hope? It's just like Kenneth's favorite show, Paul Patrol only with our rangers. This red ranger here is probably the equivalent to Rocky, the German Shepherd, who is the police dog slash spy dog. I've never seen Paul. It's a very slight commentary about police who used drones and also work as spies. Awesome. And to eat what he has sent us is an MRE. Oh, menu one chili with beans. Peelable meal, meal ready to eat individual, warfighter recommended, warfighter tested, warfighter approved. Menu one, chili with beans. US government property commercial resell is unlawful. Well, we didn't buy it. We didn't buy it from him. Or did we? No, we'd buy it from him. So do we eat this? Do we get packaged at all? Yeah. I don't know what to do. Peelable seal. So once you wait, wait, wait, once you open it, you have to cook it or it goes bad. I don't know. So can we save it for next time? Can we eat it next time? We need to save this. Yes. Because normally, if people send us something, we eat it right out of the jar on the studio. Like this is something. But we got to cook that, right? This is something you get like add water or something. I believe we're going to have to cook this. Are there instructions on it? No, I feel like there must be inside the peelable seal. All right. Well, because I'm worried if we open it, then it's going to like spoil or something. Yeah, we have no idea. So save it. Yes. So I'm sorry, Michael. This is very interesting. I'm glad someone says send us an MRE. I'm very curious. Actually, you're welcome, Michael, because we're going to mention you again on the show. We get two props for this. So that works out for you. So hopefully, Zach is in this week and like, hey, man, come on this show. We're going to make you eat an MRE. Hey, you know this thing. Are you excited? Yeah, that you know what to eat at the helicopter shop. Now, but thank you very much, Michael. Yes. Very good. Thank you. We are literally going to fist fight over the pillowcase once this episode is done. Actually, we're going to record it and that'll be this page this month. As long as I can somehow keep you out of rage, I think I'll be okay. Yeah, you'll be okay. I think. What's up, Dave? Hey, we could we could roll? Not much. You want to go? Yeah, ready. Ready to dive headlong into Bart. I mean, I'm feeling a little peckish. I'm sure wish I had like an MRE or something, but I often feel like that as well. It's fine. I'll survive. But as a human, I need to replenish my stores. I need a properly balanced meal. Perhaps something, I'm sure whatever MRE means, meal ready to eat. Man, I want a meal ready to eat. That actually doesn't sound bad. Like, that's a good name for it. Yeah. They should just call it that instead of MRE. MRE sounds awful. Yeah. Just a little, all I had to say about meal ready. You want to, you want a young young bag? Yeah, yum yum bag. Sounds pretty good. We got a yum yum bag. I mean, you guys, peelable yum yum bag. Yeah, you guys want some yum yum chili? Just throw a yum yum in front of everything. Although I do not know much about the military. I do know that people say that what Salisbury steak is the one you don't want. Really? Everything else is passable, but you don't want Salisbury steak. Well, we lucked out. We got chili beans, not only just, not just chili. Chili with chili with beans. I like beans in my chili. No, you gotta have beans. You know what, this, this right here, it's good. It's maybe even better that we're going to wait to do it, because we can also take the plethora of hot sauces that we've been given. From Paul Cluell? Yeah. And test. Give them another rush. And test all these hot sauces. There's a few we haven't tested, or a few that, there were four that Ryan had that I didn't know if he'd been given or not, but I didn't try them. Oh, okay. Because I know we tried all the ones that Paul sent. Yeah, Paul sent us. So we got, we got more to try. We got some more. Oh, and I can bring, this is like a little party that we're planning. I'll bring that green salsa that I've been telling you about. Yeah. So you can try that. I've been meaning to bring that. So you could try it, but I forget every time. Well, see, Michael, look, look what it's doing. Look what your gift has given us. You're bringing us closer together, which I didn't know is possible. So, so we're going to have to put some kind of a food base game and just roll with it. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, let's just do, let's just do burger time again. Ryan has a super Nintendo, and they were super into a game about. Bragger. Well, I can't remember what it's called. It's a, it's a, it's a super cheap game that he bought. We're basically, you're a chef who has to go and just like, knock this food unconscious, put it in a bag, and then go deposit it in a prison to cook later. And it's like, Cindy, walking around on feet. So next, that's the thing that game we're doing. That's what you should do next. I agree. And eat that chili and eat the chili and the hot sauce. And try the green salsa, if I remember it. Perfect. It's be awesome. We have more packages. I've been trying to bring them here to record in order of postmark. So we've got two more locked and loaded. Man, God, I love it. I love that this, this becoming like a staple to the intro. Yeah. Love this. Love it so much. And the people who mail us things are wonderful. Mm-hmm. Absolutely. Absolutely. Because like, these games are amazing. Yeah. And the food that we get. All in good condition. So we get amazing. It's a good variety. Tugiensis. Yeah. NCC4 and a PS3. Yeah, that's solid. Yeah. All right. Well, cool. Yeah. I'm almost ready to get into this. Bart versus the Space Mutants. Yeah. I have a little bit of a story. Just a tiny one. Please. Just a super tiny, like a flash story. Mm-hmm. I voted today. I just want to brag about that for a moment. I'm wearing my sticker. I didn't get my sticker. I voted, but I didn't get my sticker. Where's your sticker? I don't believe you. I didn't get one. I was like, "We're all with you. We don't have any at the moment." Yeah. That's what they all say. No one's going to think about it. No one's going to think about it. Non-voters. So I didn't have time this morning to vote because I felt like it was super important that I sleep 10 hours. So I woke up. Oh, yeah. I forgot you got today off work. It's awesome. No, I didn't. But you didn't? No, I just went to bed super last night. Last night was a running night. And I did not get much sleep the night prior. So it was like, I got home and it was just like, by the time Henry was like getting sleepy and his little baby eyelids were getting heavy, I was like, "Oh, he's almost asleep. I'm going to go ahead and lie down on the couch." Your calories for the day on that spin must have been low. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to yell while I'm saying that. I find it interesting. I'm glad you did. So I'm just going to be young in the middle of it. No, it's great. It's medically induced. So because I didn't wake up early enough to go and vote and shit kind of hit the fan a little bit for me at work today, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed that the next time you hear me on this episode, now I'm still employed. I personally think you will be. We'll see. We'll see. So I wasn't able to vote during lunch. So everybody tweet Dave Boss. #TeamDay. Yeah. Please, you don't know. Just don't do anything, please. Just carry on. Just finish this episode. Just carry on with your lives. So I had to do it after work. And because once again, the shit kind of hit the fan a little bit at work, I had to stay a little bit later than usual. So I rolled out of work about 5.30, polls closed at 6 o'clock. So I speed to the church that I needed to vote in. Don't get me started on voting in a church. It's weird to me. That's where I voted. We got fire stations and stuff, y'all. Let's just do it there. Let's just do it at like a state-owned facility. I voted, let's see, at my elementary school. That's fine. That's great. That's like a public thing. At a church. And I believe at a welcome center. There's three places I voted. I've done it at a fire station before in Lexington. And let me tell you, there's no going back from that. Because you walk in, you get to see a whole bunch of cool shit. I walk into a church and it's like, yeah, I've seen it on this floor. I get it. This is a place of work. See, the opposite. Well, you don't have fire trucks yet, but my uncle is the magistrate of a neighboring county and also the fire chief. Most of the only place large enough to house us with the fire house. So we have Christmases at the fire house. You lucky bastard. Sorta. Oh, really? I mean, small county. So sorta. So it's like a pickup truck spray-fated red. I didn't have much on garden hoses spooled up in the back. We couldn't afford a Dalmatian. So here's a cow on a lead. Same, right? Unless you if you live more than 200 feet from my house, you ain't you. That sucker's gone, man. This is bestie the fire cow. Which is pretty good. So I rolled up in the point is I rolled up in super late, like quarter till closing. So I'm sure they were all super happy to be there. And I rolled in and there's three of them sitting at the table, two of them do not acknowledge me. The older lady at the end does. She looks up and she's very friendly. She says, Hi, I'm like, Hi, sorry, I know you're like so close to closing, but this isn't a restaurant. So I figured it's okay. Yeah. She says, are you, she says Republican or Democrat because there's two different ballots. And I said, guess that was not a good that was not a great response. I found out you should probably just answer that question instead of like trying to make a fun game out of it 50 minutes before they get to leave. So she just looked at me and she said, Republican or Democrat, and I said, Democrat, I said, guess, bitch, did I stutter? I'm here to have fun and participate in democracy. Why? Why does this have to be such a serious process, lady? I just want to have, I just want to have crazy fun at the polls. And then she just looks at you, Democrat. Also, I hope you don't mind, but I started campaigning about within a hundred feet of this location. Is that cool? Yeah, she just said in the paper, Bernie Sanders. I just threw this up for you, sir. I'm a very good guesser now. Well, sir, based on your glasses, your shirt and your total, you're just emanating a sense of not wanting to do anything. I'm just going to go ahead and guess Democrats. So here's your paper. Another thing that I want to mention, I don't know if this is cool to say or not. I don't know if I've got the right to mention this, because other podcasters are involved in this. I am playing Final Fantasy XIV again. I'm back in the game. And I got to tell you, have I mentioned to you that I went back to Well? Did I mention that to you? Do you play vanilla Well? No, this is after vanilla Well. Okay. So, okay, here's a little MMO story for you. I met up with some friends who had been away from Well for a long time. And we had dinner. And by the end of the dinner, we were all like, "We should play Well." We talked about World of Warcraft for almost an hour. We should all start playing again. And we're like, "Yeah, okay. Sounds sweet." And I got home and I'm like, "Well, I don't know. I'm kind of skeptical about it." And then because Blizzard has my house bugged, much like Wizards of the Coast did in the early 2000s, I got an email from Blizzard saying, "Hey, Dog, you want the latest expansion for free and seven days of free game time?" And I was like, "Yeah, I do. I want to do that. Let's do it." I logged in. I played for two hours. And I was like, "Well, I am done with this game forever because I did not enjoy it at all." And it's not because of the changes that were made. It was just because for some reason, it didn't have the same charm. When I quit playing that game, I thought it looked well. It looked good for a game that was not sick. It looked well. It's not sick now. Very ill. It looked like it had all of the diseases. It just wasn't fun. So I stopped that. And then Paul Cluell, Ruby Baron, Paul Cluell of Loaded Cart Gaming, happened to send me a message saying that he was playing Final Fantasy XIV. And it was like I was looking for a reason to go back to that game. And it was just like, "Yeah, yeah, I'll do that. I'll do that. Wow, didn't work out for me the second time. So yeah, I'll try this out." Turns out that he's playing and Drew and Bailey are playing from Hopson Heroes podcast. So naturally, we formed a guild which we called Adam Levine fan club. See, man, I fucking love that. I thought I could love that so hard. So the image of who else would love that? My dad. Really? My dad. Oh, man, dad loves the voice. Really? Oh, my God, my dad loves the voice. Like, I swear, it takes him so long to digest an episode because like, I'll come over one day and he'll want to show me. So show me something like, boy, this girl can sing. Kyle, listen to this one. And he'll do something. And then he'll be writing it again. Listen to her to get this note. Oh, wow. He's deep into it. He loves it. You know, get around them, go on the judges, get Christina. She, if you ask, she kiss you, she has to kiss her. Would you kiss her? And I was like, anywhere she asked me to, dad. And he just like, he just gave me like a, I know what you mean, boy. Next time I see your dad, I know exactly what I'm gonna. Where would you look at your regular kiss? I'm just gonna be like, hey, is there any woman in the world who looks great at any weight other than like Christina Aguilera? Like she, she like, she nails it at any like weight. Cause like that girl is fluctuated. Man, she looks amazing. She always looks amazing. I think it would be hard press. I don't think we'll see him on the show again for a while. Because of what happened. Because of what happened. Yeah. Yeah. I'll have to tell him like, Oh, Nikki doesn't listen anymore. No, no, no. Actually what I'll do next time he calls or what says that he wants to call, I will make special arrangements to have Nikki back on the show. Oh man. If we, he calls in like, no, I'm just me and Dave. Oh, oh, and once he starts, oh, Nikki's here by the way. And mom. And then we hear a wholesome story from Randy for the next three minutes. So we are on the server. Cool, you know, I had to pronounce that. Cool, cool. And I, so if you want to join us, we're there. You can look up the free company. That's what they call a guild from NC 14. My character's name is go goes on, rah, rah, rah, something like that. I don't know. Just how about you just it's go go from prawncy six, dip in the Lazarus pits. Yes, and from Batman and raised back. That's how you know how I got the day. So, and I also want to apologize to Brandon Cates, who has tried to get me back into Final Fantasy 14 since I mentioned it on this show years ago. And I want to apologize to him because I did not get on cactar, which I believe that he is on. So, but hey, man, if you want to like just just roll up a character for goofs and hang out on a curell. You can't care. You can't it's like Russian say German say squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel. So that's it. That's it. That's all my things. I'm done. I'm sure we're like 40 minutes in the episode. We can actually talk about bar versus the space mutants now. Dave, you hear this? You hear that? I do hear that. It sounds like a disgruntled pole volunteer angry that I am not on the correct server. Yes. All right. Yeah, which of course we all know Democrat over. Oh, she knew. Come on. I was fucking with her a little bit because like I knew and she knew you're in your early 30s. She knew. She might be borderline. You drove it down car. She knew. Yes. I do hear that, which of course, I'll show you in a segment that I like to call David's Wikipedia. I have a link in Evernote that I need to open right now. Okay, guys, the Simpsons colon Bart versus the space mutants and full disclosure. I'm going to go ahead and tell you right now. The title of this episode is not going to have the Simpsons colon in it because it's going to fuck up our search results. So it's just going to be Bart versus the space mutants because I'm all about making an integral compromise in order to get us more page of the Simpsons semi colon. You really want to fuck shit up put an M dash in it because like the internet spiders are just like, Oh, I don't know what to do with it. Should we let this publish the iTunes? No, denied. So the Simpsons colon Bart versus the space mutants. The Simpsons colon parentheses. The Simpsons colon. It's a weird game. The Simpsons colon capital P. The Simpsons colon Bart versus period, V.S. Period. The space mutants is the title of the first video game based on the animated television series. The Simpsons. Have you heard of it, Tyler? A little bit. It was released in 1991. I'm a real connoisseur. Everything past, past season nine gold. Don't care about that old garbage. I've got it. Here's a little thing. I've seen some recent episodes of the Simpsons. Not terrible. Well, that's that's a that's a little bleak moniker for how I would have described early Simpsons. Like, I'm not terrible. You know, that's still like. So I was just I was expecting the worst because I've heard really, really, really bad things about new episodes of the Simpsons. It wasn't terrible. It was weird to see them with smartphones. I'll say that like it's weird to see it's weird to me to see a smartphone in a Simpsons episode. The last last Simpsons episode I sat down to watch was when they won the gold in the Olympics for curling. I watched that. It's like, I haven't watched this in a while. I'm going to watch this. I'm not going to watch this ever again. So. It's fair. Curling. That's kind of low hanging fruit, right? Because Marge was great with her broom. Yeah. So bar versus the space mutants was released in 1991 for the Nintendo Entertainment System, Atari ST, the Amiga, the ZX Spectrum, the Commodore 64, and Amstrad CPC. Never heard of that one. I am so fucking curious about the Amiga. Yeah. I keep seeing it so much more. And I watched a playthrough of this on the Amiga. It looked pretty good. It looked so good. It looked pretty good. I've seen the title screen for it and some screenshots from the Amiga version. Yeah. Look great. Look great compared to the NES. But hold on. I'm not done. It came out in 1992 for Sega Mega Drive/Genesis, Sega Game Gear, and Sega Master System. That's how many fucking platforms this game came out on. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Nine platforms for bar versus space mutants. And what's probably one of the worst places you can play it, I imagine is the NES. Yeah. From all the comparisons I saw, the NES looked the worst. Looks the worst. This game was published by a claim. You might have heard of them, an ocean software, probably heard of them. Oh, man. I feel like ocean like, okay, if you're, if you're, if you're just looking for a piece of shit to eat and like, oh man, let me give him my shit supply. Oh, I'm at LJN. Here it is. What else? Shelly with beans. Yeah. Me already to eat. I can't, I can't do that. LJN brands shit. What's, what's pretty close? What's the most ocean shit? All right. There we go. Step up. Yeah. It's just, it is. It's just a small step up. I think ocean, I could be wrong, but I think ocean published Jurassic Park for the SNES, which I do eventually want to play for the show. Okay. And then I figured that would jive with your goal of playing, talking about all the super interesting games. Of course it does. Do you remember that? Vaguely. It's like a top down kind of open world Jurassic Park game. No, I do not. Nothing like the Genesis version, because I remember I had an SNES and I didn't have a Genesis and I remember feeling kind of gypped because it was just like, I can't play as a raptor dog. What am I even, what does this all mean? Why are we even doing this? I just would grant the job. So part versus a space mutant, it's a platform game, not platforming game platform game. The player controls Bart Simpson, eat my shorts, Bart eat my short Simpson through five levels as he tries to ruin the aliens, not the mutants. Interesting choice of words there. Aliens plan to take over the world. Video game critics have given Bart versus a space mutants, mixed reviews with criticism directed at the difficulty of the game, partly caused by restricted controls. Yeah, because I remember the first time I played this game, I was so excited. I was like, oh, it looks awesome. And like, yeah, you can get cherry bombs and blow shit up. And I was like, OK, cool. All right. Stepped on hadn't just had no idea what I was doing with the game. No clue whatsoever. And I would just die very, very quickly, playing through it again and knowing what you have to do does make a big difference. Just knowing like the aliens, non-sensically, when he's purple. Please, Tyler. He's a proper nomenclature. This the mutons. Yeah. The spasse mutons. As we say in Florence, Kentucky. Yeah. You know, sometimes I would. Friends. Y'all. Sometimes I wonder why we haven't been like, I don't know, picked up for television or something. Like hits, like goof hits like this. Very, very niche humor that like maybe 10 people in our entire sphere will understand that there is a Florence, Kentucky. It's ridiculous. And you've mentioned it before. It did say like their water tower that said Florence mall. They wouldn't, they didn't want to say Florence mall anymore. So they painted it to say Florence y'all. Welcome to Florence y'all. Sorry. I derailed you. Yeah, spray painting is purple. Yeah. Which I give, I have to give the game credit for what it was trying to do in this level. But what is that? It's to be pretty, pretty creative in order to cover all the purple things. The easiest thing is find a can of spray paint, paint all the purple things, purple things. Yeah, red and then, but there are things you can't just paint or just figure out a way to color them red. And I think that is cool. Yeah. However, it has the same problem that I have with point and click adventure games that do the same thing. Yeah, because like this, this game at parts feels like a point and click adventure because there are certain things like for example, in the first level, which is exclusively what I am going to talk about because I have never finished the first level, not as a fucking child and not as an adult. And I honestly do not care to. I tried. I really did. I played this game and I tried. I was like, my goal was, I'm not going to beat this game. I'm going to be realistic. I'm going to beat the first level. Still didn't do it. But an example of this point and click adventure style is there's a pet shop on the first level. And in this pet shop, you can see there's a window and there's a purple bird in the cage. It's, it was obvious to me, okay, that bird is purple. I need to get it the fuck out of there. So now it's an issue of, all right, well, how do I get it out of there? And that part is fun, like trying to figure out what to do. But the problem with it is, when I try different things, like when I try a cherry bomb, for example, which is what is supposed to work, you are pulling a big old nasty one out of your nose. That was bugging me. I had to like, I was like, I'm going to put David on his friend to the test right now. I'm going to leave back from the mic and I'm just going to go RISD and get this horrible booger out of my nose. You look like, like, you look like a bear trying to get honey, like out of one of those hanging cliff guys. Because it was, yeah, I'm sitting at the new jungle book, just out of the, the, it was like in the tip of my nose that I would just have it like push back that I could feel it pushing back. Like you've got to get, you've got to be gone, son. I hope the friendship test wasn't, uh, if he mentions this on the air, he failed, because otherwise, I'm sorry, I'm not a good friend. I understand. It's your job. It's your job to point out stuff. Yeah. You're right. You're right. So, um, that only if it was Nicole, could you not mention it on the air? Yeah, it's a good point. Back to the bird. knows how much she just takes every time. I hope for your sake, she is not listening. That I outed that sticker that she picks her nose all the time on the show. Nope. I'm, I think I've ever seen Nicole even approach her nose with her hand. So no, no. Yeah. All right. Anyway, the, uh, back to the bird, back to the purple bird in the pet shop window. I know I got to get rid of him. The purple bird or perd as we like to shorten the bird here in Florence, y'all. We call him perds. Um, I knew that I needed to do something with this bird. So, I try like the magnet. Maybe the magnet like opens the bird cage door or something like that. That doesn't work. Uh, well, what else could I try? I got this whistle. Birds also, like, they chirp. It kind of sounds like a whistle. Maybe if I blow it, I don't know, something will happen. That didn't work. I go through all the items in my inventory, including the item that I'm supposed to use, which is a cherry bomb because you throw the cherry bomb. It explodes and it scares the bird away. The problem with it is if you don't do it exactly right, if you don't put that cherry bomb right where it needs to be, it doesn't scare the bird. And what that tells me is that communicates to me, cherry bomb is not what you need to use. Yeah. And I had the same problem at the fire hydrant. You have to open a fire hydrant to spray water on an awning that's been recently painted purple. So you're washing the paint off with a fire hydrant. You have to open the fire hydrant with a wrench. But if you're not standing in the exact perfect pixel that you need to stand on when you use the wrench, it doesn't work. And which communicates to me, okay, well, it's not the wrench. So what do I try now? Do I like try to bottle rocket this motherfucker open or something? That's, I think without a guide trying to play this game, not knowing what you're doing, like, it's a disaster. It's a, it's a technological disaster. But it could have been worked around, I feel like it. And it's like, that's like, if, I don't know, make it so that the items work within a larger range. Or some indicator that this is the right tool, but you're not using it properly or something like that. Also, full disclosure, I wanted to mention this at the top, but I forgot. Two dudes in an S, they did talk about Bart versus the Space Mutants. So, we're totally just like, just shromping right through their territory. Well, if you enjoy our somewhat jagged splinter, you know, shitting on of this game, but like, you know, I actually want to know a little more, maybe in a clean way about that game. We got you covered with two dudes in an S. We talked about picking our nose, and we also talked about waifu pillows. They talked about a haircut in the beginning of that episode. So that's like, that's like the degree of like, how much cleaner they are. So I just wanted to, I wanted to give them a shout out because they've already covered this game earlier this year. Because let's see, you're also supposed to aliens or disguise as humans. So you put on x-ray specs so you can see. Spassay Mutants, Tyler. Not aliens. I also played some Assassin's Creed two today, so I should be at the point for this. Spassay Mutants. A lot of Spassay Mutants in Assassin's Creed two. Me Madre and Badre space the Mutants. Chef Boyardee is an Assassin's Creed two, right? He's a target. And then you put on your x-ray specs, identify them, jump on their heads and get like, you get like a coin to spend so you can buy the things that you need. When you stomp on the head of a person as a space mutant impersonating a human, you get a weird orb that looks like an eye that gives you a letter for a member of your family. Okay, I had that mixed up. So in the first level, you have to spell out Maggie and you get each letter from, I guess, one of the space mutants eyeballs. I guess that's what that is. I don't know how that correlates to a letter. But yeah, that family member helps you out with the boss at the end of the level. Maggie is at the first and she like rolls bowling balls that you have to like, I guess, kick at Nelson. A guy who kind of looks like Nelson. You don't even really look that much like they're supposed to. Mo, did you see Mo come out of the tavern? No. He just looks like all the other guys. Because like one of the purple items is Mo's like shirt. So like you make a print call from outside, which is a nice touch. That is cool. That level has a lot of like nice touches to the show. I appreciate that. It's just the game is really shitty. So you make a print call, Mo comes out and when he comes out, you spray paint his shirt. See that's that kind of thinking and puzzle solving like that could have been a really good thing to do, especially like to keep it through the course of the games. But this first level is the most interesting. I guess. I haven't been past it. So I don't know. I was surprised when I learned that there was more than one level. I could not be it either. So I had to look beyond it. So so sorry. This game is real hard. So we couldn't push through it. And it's just it's put together so poorly. I feel like a level one had a cool idea. That was the one thing I could defend this game with was the ingenuity to solve some of these puzzles. But that completely drops off as the next place is the mall because the aliens are like, all right, well, if we can have purple stuff, we got to have hats. So you go to the mall and they're just like, it's not the same. They're just hats in various places. You have to jump and get I think once you have to like knock one off a lady's head in order to grab it. But it's basically like hats like hats and avoid the possessed napkins, backpacks, donuts, and things like that in the mall. That sounds less interesting, but it also sounds easier. It's not because of the instant death platforming. Oh, because there's one point that Mega Man asks in that like there are these moving platforms. And if you miss one just slightly, you drop her in the web pavement and you're dead. So yeah, no, there are no continues in this game. You just have like three lives, I think, two hits per life. Yeah. And and you're gone. So it is it is brutally difficult. And there's five stages. Is that right? Uh huh. And they could try me controls are bad. It reminds me of like, oh, it reminds it's reminiscent to me a little bit of a boy in his blob. Okay, because of the menu system, the menu system, and then just how you can like these enemies that jump in down and jump in lines, and you just have to figure out your way past them. At least in the first level where you would had to solve the puzzles would be the same thing you would do with like feeding the blob jelly beans. Right. But then at that point, it's just like, then it's just like just bad platforming. I'm glad you brought up the controls because it reminded me as I was playing this game, I honestly felt like this would have been a much better super Nintendo game than an NES game. Yeah. And the reason I say that is because A, of course, it would look better. But more importantly, B, you have more buttons on an SNES controller. And this game desperately needed more buttons because with just the A and B button, you had to one A jumps, B uses whatever object you've got in your hand spray paint. So it's kind of it uses whatever you got in your hand. Meanwhile, if you if you don't want to use spray paint, if you want to like use a bottle rocket, you have to hit start, which does not pause the game. What start does is activates whatever item you've got pulled up in the bottom of your inventory. So it doesn't make sense to me that B uses an item of your inventory, but it's only the spray paint while you have to select all the other ones. And like splitting your specs takes sometimes too much time. Oh, yeah, yeah, the alien the I'm sorry, whoo, the spas a moutant will disappear off the screen. And what will happen is like, if they disappear, they're gone. And you have a specific number of purple objects that you need to dispose of in order to end the first level. I I think the margin of error is one. I think you can miss one purple object on the level or you cannot progress. So like Mo, for instance, like if you make the print phone call, he comes out and you don't spray paint his shirt red. There's one that's just gone. It's gone. There's also you can't call him. You can't call him back. Yeah, there's also a lot of the point with the ball rolling in front of the flower pot. Yeah, and you have to jump and you have to jump on that ball to send it up to break the flower pot. It's purple. Yeah, it's like that. But the ball keeps rolling. Never rolls back. You've just yeah, you've just missed going. And the same with a lot of the people that you were mentioning, the ones who were possessed by the space mutants. If you miss them, sometimes they don't come back. And if they don't come back, I mean, you can't spell Maggie, which means Nelson is going to destroy you. Yeah. Yeah. But anyway, I think the Super Nintendo would be good because you could use L&R to cycle through your inventory instead of having to hit start and then down, down, down, down. And then you could have if the spray if the spray paints really super important to have throughout the entire game that you need to dedicate a button to it, that's fine. You have just a spare button that you can use. In order to run in the game, you have to hold down, you have to hold down A, but the problem is that's also the button that you use to jump. So if you want to run in the game, you have to jump first, which a lot of the times you don't fucking want to do that because you will get hit by something. Yeah. So that's a disaster. If you want to do a long jump, do you run and then jump? Well, no, you can't do that like you would in Mario, because you're already holding down the jump button to run. What we're going to do, if you want to do a long jump, hit A and B together. Oh, and it says this in the instruction manual, it says hold down A and B down simultaneously in order to long jump. Oh, but I definitely, definitely, definitely hit B first or else you will use your spray paint. So it's not hit them simultaneously. It's hit one just a little, just just, oh, there's a second. Oh, that's a second after the other horse. That is how bad the controls are in this fucking game. And you have to use that super long jump a lot, a lot. The controls in this game are garbage. Like that is, I feel like that is beyond subjective. Yeah. Like, I mean, obviously it's subjective. But like, if you look at it, it's like, oh, there's no way this is designed well. Yeah, it is not. You need more, you either need more buttons to map shit to, or you need to just completely redesign those controls. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. That's ridiculous. Then what you kill Nelson in the next level is the moth, Matt, the final boss there is a second of a salesman dropping briefcases on you. Okay. And you had to jump on the briefcases to sit in them back up and hit him. All right, sure. He lost all his spirit. Yeah. And then the next level you're in at a carnival and you have to believe pop blue balloons. That of course, the stage. Is it crusty land? Crusted land. You're right at the crusty land. At the very end, you fight Sideshow Bob, which is fucked up because Sideshow Bob, once he jumps at you, and there is like a two pixel length where you jump on its feet. So as soon as he lands, comes at you and lands, you have to make sure you barely misses, jump just a little bit so then you jump on his foot. I mean, it's just like, oh, man, I hope the letters that you collect in that level spell out Sideshow mail. Sideshow mail, yeah. It's a very long level. Because they're white because it's, I guess Maggie's the worst one, because Maggie Homer and Lisa, Maggie Homer and Mark the three. I don't think Lisa can help you. No, I don't know. Like I said, I didn't get past the first level. All I know, the only reason I know what the levels are, because I read the instruction manual, which is online. So that's cool. That's a thing that you can go look at. Oh, then what after, and you go to a museum after that to collect exit signs. And that's a mess up just like you have to dodge all these lasers all over the place to collect exit signs. I don't know who the boss was. Couldn't tell who it was. Just look like a regular guy who's, it could have been me. I could have been the boss because he was bald and had a beard. So you said I thought I'd be Marvin Monroe, but I was like, he's not even wearing glasses. He's not even fat. I don't know who this guy is. Just generic like museum supervisor. I haven't even seen him. So I don't know. It was just when you said bald, I'm like, Dr. Monroe. And I think the last stage is the power plant. And there's not even a boss in the power plant. You just have to go all over the place to find radioactive rods. You collect enough. Maggie throws her pacifier where the last one should be. And this makes the aliens mutons. Spassé mutons makes them run away. That's just it. But it's so difficult getting past the first two stages. Yeah, man. Oh my God. Like, I could be the first one. I know like the angry video game nerd is good at shitty games. And he just like threw in the towel and second one. That's it done. No more. So yeah, like that. I think one of the beside the controls, I think one of my biggest gripes with the game, but the game design in general is its inconsistency. There are, okay, I'm going to ask you a series of questions. Okay. So this is a platforming game. It's a puzzle platformer, at least the first stage is. You run across a space mutant. How do you kill it? When you see it, not one disguised. Yeah. How do you just see one out and about? How do you kill it? I just void it. Okay. So you can't, so you're saying you cannot jump on it to kill it, right? Right. Okay. So you flip your x-ray specs on and you see a passer buyer. He has tentacles coming out of his head, which indicates that he is a space mutant in disguise. How do you kill them? Judging up on his head. Okay. So wait, you jump on his head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you can't jump on the other ones, but you could, but you have to jump on his head. Right. Okay. But wait, but wait, I have another question. What if you jump on a regular human who's not possessed by a space mutant? What happens then? They get mad and you take damage. They hurt you. Yeah. So the only thing that you can jump on to kill is a human possessed by a space mutant. That is the exception to the rule. The thing that you have to do is an exception to the rules that have already been set up by the game, that you don't kill things by jumping on them. Yeah. So as a child, I never jumped on those. I never jumped on them because everything hurt me when I jumped them. Yeah. So I would always get to the end of the stage. And first of all, I wouldn't have enough purple items, but it wouldn't have mattered because if I would have, Nelson would have just destroyed me because Maggie wouldn't have been there with her bowling balls. Yeah. It's just, it's a really, it's a fundamental flaw. It's a, it's a mess wreck. Yep. It's just, that's a fundamental flaw. I feel like this game is full of missed opportunities. And I know that sounds super lame. That's like a real like corporate. Yeah. This is, well, you know, the concept was cool. And the first level, the idea behind it was cool. I wish they would have kept it up throughout the rest of the game. Like creative ways to get hats off of mannequins and implement it better. Like that's important to say, like implement it better, the control of the controls. Yeah. And I feel like this could have been a good game. Yeah, totally would have been. And I don't, I would have even looked overlooked. It not looking great because it doesn't look great. But to be honest, it's like what three years before the SNES came out. So I mean, it's like, I mean, it's on old hardware. I get it. It's gonna, it's not gonna look great. It's an NES. Yeah. They really try to wow you with the Bart Simpson sound bites. Eat my shorts. And then just the substance theme. Yeah. Well, he also, you also get what? Cool, man. Cool. Cool, man. Cool, man. Which I, those actually sounded okay. I was surprised that they were able to get that out of the NES hardware. Yeah. And I also think this is another point in the pros column for Bart versus the Space Mutants. I thought the writing, the dialogue writing, I thought was actually pretty good. Because when the Space Mutants are talking to each other about how they're going to see their plan to fruition, they, it reads to me like dialogue from like over the top dialogue from like a Treehouse of Horror episode or something like that. So I thought that was well done. I thought the theme song sounded amazing. I love the eight Ben Simpson theme song. Like I really thought like it had depth to it. I feel like whoever made that version of the song was like, holy shit, this is a Danny Elfman joint. And I got a fucking do it right. Or I'll never, I'll never work in, I'll never work in this guy's garage again. I'll never work for the prestigious Ocean ever again. What do you think? You got more to say? No. It's just, it's a, don't play it. It's just a fun or the NES version. I haven't played the other versions. It might be better on Genesis or Amiga. I don't know. Don't play the NES version. Play it for a couple of minutes. That's my, that's my takeaway. Take, play it for a couple of minutes just so you can experience the things that we talked about. Don't even try. Don't even try to like progress. Don't, don't. Okay. If, if you're a man and you're, I mean, just, I mean, just put the cock in your mouth. Don't just like, don't just like suck it till it's done. But just like, you need to know how bad it is. I just put, just put the dick in your mouth. Yeah. Just get past level one. Who's to say it's, who's to say it? That's bad. It might be, it might look, Bart versus the Space Mutants might just be your orientation. I'm not saying that it's a bad game. It's just different from my point of view. Or play it enough and then you'll feel like you're fucked in the ass and just like, well, nope. I've, I've taken this now. I tried it. It's not for me. I played Bart versus the Space Mutants. That's actually what my tramp stamp reads. I played Bart versus the Space Mutants. Oh, straight, cool. Okay. Straight, but tried it. Okay, cool. We're on board. Uh, I think that's all that I've got to say about the game. Um, have any achievements? I do have a couple of achievements. Please go on. Uh, my first achievement, Tyler, is called like taking crimble from an infant ze-bloid. Okay. In order to unlock like taking crimble from an infant ze-bloid, which is just, that's just the sampling of the wonderful dialogue that's written in this game. Uh, in order to unlock that achievement, uh, you need to die on the first level. Okay. Because you're making it very easy on these, uh, spase mutants. Uh, my second achievement, Tyler, it's pretty, this is low hanging fruit. Speaking of low hanging fruit. Good, good, good. It's called eat my shorts, but this all makes sense. This all comes back around. You're gonna think it's brilliant. I guarantee it. In order to unlock eat my shorts, what you have to do is figure out a way how to get rid of Bart Simpson shorts. Uh, one option is to eat them, but why you're, I'm sure everyone's sitting there thinking why would you want to get rid of Bart Simpson shorts? Well, are you some sort of a pedophile? That isn't one option. Another option might be, oh, well, they're purple and you're trying to get rid of purple things. Why wouldn't Bart just get rid of his shorts? Well, I don't know. The answer is no one knows. It's just purple shrug. They're just purple. Oh, man. You don't even notice that. That I can't tell you how good it feels to like give you that achievement because that has bothered me since I was 10 years old that his shorts are fucking purple. You're trying to get rid of purple things at the level. That's got to be them trying to mess with you. That's got to be it. Uh, so, and I also want to just point it out. Uh, your mom may not like it when you say, I need to get Bart Simpson to take his shorts off. Yeah, I raise some eyebrows. Mother, this troublesome boy will not remove his trousers for me. His short pants. The aliens told me to take them from him and he will not. And she's like, son, you ignorant fool. They're space mutants. You, you are from Florence. You will say it like a damn Florentian. Space top, same. What's up? Tyler. Uh, yes, Dave. Do you have any achievements for this game? Uh, my first one is Vanna White and you get Vanna White by collecting all the letters for everybody on one stage. I love it. Uh, the second one is Pat Sejak. Okay. And that is for collecting, uh, all the letters for two characters in the course of the game in the, in two, for two levels. Okay. And can't think of anybody higher than Pat Sejak. Um, on wheel on the wheel. On the wheel. Mm hmm. No, it's just them. Merve the, the wheel itself. Merve Griffin. So Griffin is get all the letters for all the characters that for every level. Okay. See, that's weird. I've kind of put like Pat Sejak and Vanna White, like they're like, they're a unit. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like that's a, that's a team. You can't break them up, man. Yeah. Right? I don't know. What happens? Like, do they just end the show? If one of them's like, I'm done. God, I wonder how much money they make now. Oh, they have to because like every, enough to climb in the crowd. You didn't freeze in pods every single night. Yeah. God, yeah. What you know that they have to do the way that they both look. But Vanna White may have been bred to turn the tiles and stay looking like 38 forever. She was a revolutionary soldier. I don't know if you knew that. Did you know she, she's the vampire that inspired Twilight. That's the Vanica White Light vampire princess is actually her entire title. Did you say Vanica White Light? I love that. I love that. All right. I know. I know what villain I'm going to use in the Delta Green game. That should be your mithra healing cleric. I agree. Oh, have I mentioned to you in Final Fantasy 14, they just randomly changed all the race names. They're the same races as one, 11, but they just changed the names. They changed the names just to be so stupid. So stupid. No, anyway, sorry. I took it. I took us out of achievement. Do you have any more achievements? No, I made, you know, um, I had something with cherry bombs. I wanted to do something with chicken cherry cola. Then I had like something about Eagle Eye cherry for Josh, but I can't think of it. Just can't, can't land on a good one. So I'm out. Cherry pop and daddy's. Cherry pop and daddy's another one. I mean, I guess, uh, that's that cherry pop and daddy could be because you could be okay. Cherry pop and daddy unlike that you, uh, you scare a bird because, you know, a bird is a horrible term to use for a bird is a bird is a flying hymen. That's where that's where they go. Every time women have sex for the first time, a bird turns into a bird. That's where birds come from. Man, I can be an Ukrainian or destroyed. So I'm in becomes a bird. That's Joe, I'm just Tony. That's fucking science. And if you call tell me I'm wrong, then you'll be the first person we actively know or something not wrong. Is that Tony? Hey, Tony, about that bird. Next cup. Oh shit. Oh man. I got a little segment. Yeah, let's do it. Mind. Please, please. I have a little segment. I'm not going to give Phil Hawkins credit for anymore. Phil, say how much about Phil? You've run out of references for giving us a segment. So enjoy it. So that was the last one. That was the last one. Tyler, I have a little segment called YouTube comments presented by Capri Sun Island refreshers. I had a friend who lived down the street who would pronounce Capri Sun Keperson. I know how we're saying our clothes are in the night. All right, first comment. Oh crap. Bart did not just spray paint the purple man. I don't even know. He did not. I don't even know what that grimness will kill his ass. Purple man. Is it like it's a proper noun? Before he was Slender Man. He was for a fear of purple man. Purple man. Look at that. Look at old purple man drinking his Capri Sun. All right, second comment. I had such a rage on for this game. It was crazy. Most kids thought of it that game where you don't get past level one, but I lived it. I got the epic strats and magazines and pieced my way to not just finishing the first level, but hacking crusty land and beating the game. This was my hardcore news achievement and it's not a one a lot people had. So that was that was a comment. I hope I hope I hope his school had like some kind of a news channel. My hardcore. This week's hardcore brilliant player of the week, Chet Anderson. I unfortunately on the way here, you live a little farther away than the Tabog high rise. So I had a few little just minutes that I could like ruminate on things. I figured out what this. That's why I moved. Yeah. Like, you know what? Dave really needs to collect his thoughts before he gets to what we record. I'm going to live in each time I feel he's like, yeah. You know, I'm pretty sure that motherfucker doesn't even know where birds come from. So on the way here, I had a few extra minutes and I pieced together. I think he actually means my hardcore any S achievement, but he misspelled it as news achievement, which that's a real Walter Cronkite there. This guy beating the Simpsons. Harsh Courtney. It's whenever I film pornography. That's what we talked about with that fucking hardcore news. I would watch some hardcore news. You went something to compete with John Stewart's daily show, which I know is not a thing anymore. But I mean, the daily show is still a thing I get. Trevor Noah is I enjoy Trevor Noah. It's good. I hear he's good. I haven't seen it, but I do know a lot of people who used to watch a daily show who now when I mention it, they just close their eyes and shake their head now. So they're what? Oh, what's the term for those? Hipster racist. That's Trevor Noah. You can't say it. Anyone who love the daily show and doesn't watch it because you're on it. Fine. They're just racist. It's not it's not an episode unless one of us plays the race card. He's he's not as sentimental as John Stewart, but I feel like his jokes are ballsier than John Stewart. Yeah, I can't I haven't seen it. I have to watch. He doesn't have those quiet moments where he'll stop the stop the goofs and then just hit somebody hard. Trevor Noah doesn't really do that, but his jokes are consistently I feel like they're edgier. Yeah, but I would but how about hardcore news? You'd watch that, right? Yeah. Like we've all seen the video of the Japanese nukes newscaster and like it's it's a newscaster, but cocky is essentially what it is. I'd watch more of that like with like real news. Like I'd love to know how things went to the polls would just like someone just getting sprayed down. You just see. Oh man, if it was something like where friction would reveal it. So it's somebody just jerking off and the closer they got, you could see finally the winner being revealed like a reverse etch-a-sketch. Yeah. Or let's like put put one of those scratchers all over someone's dick. So and then more they've go and just put like a auto ticket. Yeah. Exactly. You just made my wiener. Give me a nickel job. Just go up down. Third YouTube comment. I remember this, but I don't think I got very far. Someone please lead me to where he either has some squiggly thing on his head or he sees squiggles with glasses. So. Hmm. Probably not this game. I mean, you see squiggly things on people's heads, I guess. Yeah, I guess we're in the specs. Yeah. That's pretty memorable. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I can't lead him there. Whatever it is. Whatever he's looking for. I can't lead him there. That's all I got. That's all the comments. All right. Any more questions? I do. I have a couple more questions. All right. Tyler, I have three more questions. Okay. Tyler. Yes, Dave. If you were to give this game a very sleepy beard, you look so all right. I feel weird more than sleepy. Okay. So it's good. Perfect. This is where we want to be. You made me laugh on my way into sleepy town. So it just made it weird. Okay. No, perfect. That's great. So you want to go after this? You want to go make some birds? Uh huh. Man. Unless you have like a formula for live to regrow it. We are going away for a long time. I've seen the fake ones that like Spencer's gifts. What? Wait, wait, wait. Yeah. Well, what? The fake birds repair kits or fake ones or fake hymns? No, there are there are high there's high and trickery afoot. It's Spencer's gifts. It's not the first time I've said that. That was my senior quote in the yearbook. All right. You hear that max fun? You want to pick us up for your network? Here we are, baby. Here we are. We're waiting. We got arms open. We're waiting to embrace you. To the max fund network, we're the kid in class that smells like piss. Especially a net network. Yeah. All right, Tyler. Okay. Sorry. I keep bringing us to a weird place, mainly because I know I can get, you know, I can get you to follow me there. Tyler, if you were to give this game... Or am I luring you there? I don't know. That's the beauty of this relationship. We're right now, we're savage venom right now. This is what's happening. I don't know which one of us is Eddie Brock. I don't know which one of us is a symbiote, but something is clicking. It's working. If you were to give this game a beard that sums up how you feel about it, what kind of beard would it be? Oh, man. I guess I would have to give it... The beard of... I can't think of a good character, not that I probably ever could have, but some shitty glued on Tracy Ullman character beard. Okay. Like spirit gum style. Spirit gum, just like a wispy kind of like, yeah, like wispy, like cotton just painted shittily gray and then drawn out like... Yeah, no, fuck it. Yeah, just a bat. Tracy Ullman... Tracy Ullman and a beard. Tracy Ullman and a shitty beard. Not just a beard, a shitty beard. A bird's nest? Just trying to bring them out to birds. That's what you call a vagina, a bird's nest. Yeah. A whole nest, a broken eye. And then when the hymen's going, you call it an empty nest. And I don't know what you call it when you find a nest in the yard and you're mowing the yard and you just roll over it. I don't know what that sex act is, but that's a thing. That's, that's how people who sign the true love weights cards get it back. Tyler, if you would give this game a pair of glasses, what kind of glasses would it be? If I had to give this a pair of glasses, I have to give it the pair of glasses from that ratty ruddy Piper movie that let you see things for what they really are when you put them on, since the X-ray specs do that. They live. Yeah, they live. Only it's a really, really, really bad like VHS copy that's like been played so many times. Bad tracking. It was recorded on super long or whatever. Yeah. The one where you can get 10 hours on a fucking tape. Yeah. It's like, I got, I got to get all the Garfield specials on one tape. This has to happen. You know what? I did not know that there was a wrestler in that movie until I was an adult because I didn't watch wrestling as a kid. I just knew that I loved that movie. And then when it was revealed to me that that guy was a wrestler, I was like, oh, cool. I'm his biggest fan. What's he doing nowadays? Oh, he's no longer among us. I have no reason to ever watch wrestling. Tyler, I have one more question. You've been waiting for it. Everyone's been waiting for it. We know what's coming. Tyler, what I want to know is how much is this game on Amazon? 1850. Tyler, actual retail value of the Simpsons colon, Bart versus the Spassé Mutants. Spassé Mutants. For the NES used at the time of this recording is $9.98. Is that worth it? No. I agree. No. This is a $2 maximum game. Yeah. Two max. $2 sticker at a yard sale or a flea market. That's when you buy this game. You might be able to find it cheaper on price charting. Yeah. Mr. Bay. Mr. Bay could probably provide you with what it's actually worth. Probably. All right. That's all I got, man. We could probably take a call or two. Yeah. All right. You feeling that weird, huh? Yeah, feeling that weird. Okay. Bring it. We do have a lot of calls. We got 104 right now, so it would be good to play some calls at the end of the shows. All right. I got to scroll through all of them. So you got anything, got any hymns in particular you like to talk about while we wait? Well, I know Taryn has taken what she said five boy, boy hymns. Boy. What is a boyheim in exactly? It's basically just like a, it's a layer of ego. It's a thin layer that restrains the boy's ego. The one's broken ego then starts to leak out. Is that the silver scratch off material? Yeah, it's about that strong. I'm still scrolling. That's how many calls we have. Tyler, did you ever want to pet bird when you were a child? No, I don't like birds at all. At all. Like my cousin had birds and I was like, can I pet them? No, they just kind of bite you. Sometimes you can pet like they might sit on your finger. They just shit everywhere. Like I don't know. People have birds and love birds. I've just never, I've never connected with the bird. So I can agree with the sentiment that knowing a person with a bird will straight off like that, you'll know, you'll know, you'll enter their house and you'll see this cage creature, this prehistoric creature in a cage. And you'll either be like, I want one of those unloving things, or you'll be like, no, thank you. That is a gross thing in a cage. Yeah. And I was, I'm in the gross thing in a cage category. I mean, I imagine like parents that like can talk and live for a long period of time. Like, okay, maybe I imagine there are affectionate birds, but like it's got to be harder to find like, I know, I mean, every dog's going to be affectionate cats a little more rare, but yes, I thought there's plenty of those. That's what makes the affectionate one so much better though. Yeah. You know, it's like you feel like, Oh, the diamond in the rough. I have the Aladdin of cats. But I feel like then I've affectionate bird has to be even more rare than than the cat to find the good like bird that's going to be cuddle with you. I don't even know that I want that. I don't know that I want a bird to cuddle depends on the bird. Yeah. Yeah. I'd go visit a parrot. I don't want to own a parrot, but I'd go visit a parrot. I live like eight years, like the big parrots and yeah. That's also kind of, that's also kind of disconcerting. You've inherited this bird that will outlive you. Yeah. So your, your messages can be delivered to your loved ones from beyond the grave. It'll say things like, yeah, shake it, baby. All right. I got a call pulled up. Thanks for stalling. Here is a call from 757, which I think is our beloved Adam. Okay. Please let me know this comes through the way. What's up, sad fog to beloved Adam. Sunday morning, 924 on Valentine's Day. All right. I just wanted to call and wish you guys a happy Valentine's Day and let you know that I've been yours since day one. And I love you guys. I just finished two episodes. I finished Chris Edler's pinball episode. Good episode. I love pinball. I thought of some things that I wanted to ask and I've forgotten since then because I went to sleep. So if I think about it, I'll call you back if I don't, whatever. Great episode. Super awesome fun host. Did a great job. I really enjoyed listening to him. And then I just finished the Stargate episode, which, you know, was great episode to see him was on there. I wanted to chime in with the last story that Ian had to share. I guess it was the first story that he shared about the guy at the Journal who talks about anal rape in a men's room. And if I were Ian and a man who was six inches taller and longer than me was standing next to me and the Journal and said that very sentence to me, knowing my personality, I would have looked at him real slowly and said, so you want to go first or do you want me to go first? And just see what he does with that. Because true story, the day that I got engaged, we were down in Alabama with Auburn University. So we were engaged on her campus, which she really dug. And then we went to the Atlanta Braves home opener. So good day all around. On the way home, we were driving back to North Carolina to play with friends. And we went into a McDonald's and my best friend and I were in the McDonald's bathroom. And there are two journals and a stall and I'm a stall kind of man. So it's two o'clock in the morning. I go over to the stall. The door seems to be a little locked. So I peek over just to see the block or if there's someone in there. Look under, man. Big guy sitting on the can, taking a dump. Looks up at me and says, no. Yeah, I'm in here. No, no. What do you want to do? Come in here and suck me off. Oh shit. And I didn't know what to say to that because I guess he was embarrassed that I saw him taking a dump. So I gave my first blowjob that day. Hands up real hard. It was like, what the eff are you doing? I said, I'm trying to come in there. You want me to suck you up? Let me in. The dude did not say a whole word after that the whole time we were in the bathroom. We were out eating two o'clock in the morning at McDonald's. The dude walked out. He didn't even make eye contact me the whole time. I haven't capped with a lot of didn't say a word. I wish you were a corn dog. I might get the guy a little nervous and then you won't ever have anybody talk to you to your own again. Well, love you guys. Happy Valentine's Day and kiss your wives for me on the cheek, please. But just, just shake them on the mouth. I just have it just have two of them just in your mouth the same time. Not, not chewing anything. Just looking at them with like the crossed walrus corn dog face. Also, make sure to wear a lot of mascara that is not waterproof. But that's good advice, Adam. If you ever encounter a large aggressively straight man, offer him sex in a bathroom as a solid advice, Tadpog endorses Adam's advice or soliciting sex larger than in a men's room. As we've covered earlier, you could have just said, "No, thank you. I've already played Bart versus his base mutants and I did not care for it." Or if you have a particularly flat wiener, try and put it in the image between the slats. If you have what we like to call the tape worm. The doll, the doll's theme wiener or it just... The doll's eamer. Pass. All right. So, thanks for calling Adam. I rather enjoyed that phone call. It looks like he remembered the thing that he forgot, because we've got another call from the same number, which was also on Valentine's Day. Let's do this shit. Tadpog is Adam. What have I started listening to the all-calls episode with Sandra? And I can't think of the guy saying the dances because you've got to wrinkle in up all sorts of candy, wrappers and things. And I just blew a load in my jeans and... Oh, Chandra and Paul. You're so satisfying. I love who tans me. I mean, I got into the episode yet, but I was on my way to work and I was about to stop at Taco Bell, but decided that one soggy discharge in my jeans was good enough for today. So, I'm skipping Taco Bell all together and just riding into work with just crusty pants and I'm feeling it. I love it. I love it. And the dance cat's name is Paul. I'm really sorry. I'm getting a load of baby do in my pants. Good Ric Flair ending. I've learned something today. Adam is punchy on Valentine's Day. All right. Thanks for calling Adam. We have time for any more. Let's do one more. Just one... One more, so not all the calls for Adam. Just one more. Well, this is another... This is another two-parter. This is from a 4-1-3. Okay. So, here we go. 4-1-3. It's you. Motherfucking tadpaw. It's Sean. So, it's like Valentine's Day and I thought it was appropriate to call and ask this question. If you guys were to make a porn parody of something, what would you guys do? Mine, I really like mine. It's a porn parody on Ellison Wonderland. You ever heard the phrase like when you're looking at porn, you're going down the rabbit hole. You're just going to keep clicking and clicking and clicking. So when you're fucking red, I mean, yeah. Ellison Wonderland down the rabbit hole. Now, you've got the forest of gang bangs and you've got Kentucky Castle. Oh, my God. There's so many different possibilities where this could go. I'd love to hear you guys' thoughts. Catch you later and enjoy the rest of the show. Thank you, Sean. Your sounds like doppelganger Cody. Yeah, we just... The doppelgangers are just... I mean, they're everywhere, man. Okay. So, what is... All right. So, Venom, Link Carnage, and then, after Carnage is Toxin. I think that's her name, the female one. So, the first doppelganger is Cody. So, Sean is Toxin, Sean. It's automatic. He's the third, the next symbiote, the next doppelganger. I guess, because Fishlips J is just Venom. He's the original. Venom, right. And doppelganger Cody is Carnage. Yes. And then now we're... Now we're to... Toxin, Toxin, Sean. Okay. Toxin, Sean. Okay, cool. Also, thank you for giving me the phrase that I am going to teach my parent to say, once I'm dead. And that is "Bukaki Castle." I want a bird in my son, Henry, with a bird who only says "Bukaki Castle." Tell me, bird, what is your father's estate? "Bukaki Castle." I man... I even threw a southern drawl out of my parents. Well, that's how I teach it. That was awful. That's how well you know me. That's how I teach it. "Bukaki Castle." A little-known bit of trivia. The parent from Donkey Kong Country. That's the only phrase that he can say. "Bukaki Castle." That's why he's not in all the games. Yeah. So, what porn parody would you like to have me? My initial thing was, "Oh, Earthbound." Oh, they're all like 10, though. So, maybe not. Maybe... A lot of birds. Chrono Trigger. Chrono Trigger? Chrono Trigger. Jumping across time, and Chrono has to like fuck all these people. Fucking not only through space, but time as well. Yeah, and you get thinking about, "Yeah, I'd like..." The mass... The massman is actually a cock ring that Frog puts on. He has to fuck Magus with it, and Magus is like... When you get the Incest vibe for that crowd, him after Scala, it's a whole... And you get lots of doggy style women on top with Ayla. Like, she's the one. She's top in Kino, just fist, so it's fine. You know? Something for everybody with the Chrono Trigger. The older I get, the more I appreciate Ayla. Yeah. I mean... Ayla's fucking badass. When I was younger, I was not in Ayla at all. I was like, "Forget it. Forget it. Marl all the way." Now I think I'm turning. Ayla and Ayla was a man of mine. Love Ayla. Yeah, I like Ayla. Charm stealing all that shit off tabs. Oh, I was talking about... I was talking about... Oh, jerking it? Fucking. No, no, no. I know. I wanted to get fucked by. Got you. Kyla, I'm saving myself for it. The iron fist and the fist, gold fist, iron fist. Yeah, it's good. I don't know if you know this about me, but I'm saving myself, Ayla. Yeah. I mean, you'll make a very special bird. Yeah. Well, I've heard that before. What? Okay. The female Hyman. Does the butt have one? You think so. The butt Hyman. Is there a butt Hyman? We break it very, very early in our lives. Like, I remember my mommy said, tell me that when I was younger, I didn't poop because I hadn't broken my butt Hyman yet. So they had taken me to the doctor and just break it. They just had to break my butt Hyman. That's a normal thing. This boy has a nightmarishly elastic butt Hyman. And then I don't know. My uncle kept just breaking it when I was holding it. Oh, oh, oh, oh, you have one up for me, sir. I'm kidding, by the way. To all my uncle's listening out there. I apologize. I'm just kidding. I have many uncles. Which one was it? Make celebrating, you're going to play a game. Play a fun game called Dave's made a wild accusation. Our special guest is a cop who's going to take away a lot of games, very special uncles. Oh, I noticed that when he was always drunk, got real nervous. That's pretty, what about you? What's your porn parody? My life. Okay, good. Yeah, I'd just like to see that. Okay, good. Is it was a two-parter or should we end there? Because now we're about time. Sean called back. I say we save it. Okay. I say we save it for the next time we take calls. Okay. Thanks for listening, everybody. You can then show an iTunes, Stitcher, or SoundCloud. So if it missed the next game, I'm not sure what we're talking about next. We have, oh no, it's The Little Fears Review. The Little Fears and-- You're going to tell us how poorly we played and the things we missed. And then we're probably going to say really good things about the system. I don't know. It's kind of a-- If you're sitting there thinking, that's a cop-out, you're right. Yeah. It is. That's a cruise control episode. Yeah, I feel like we need to do those though. Yeah. For every single one, we need to talk about the system and talk about-- At least this story, if I wrote, if I wrote, I'm going to talk about things that they didn't get to. Yeah. And other things that could have happened, things that I had planned and things that had to change around a little bit and just complete the whole experience. And I want to hear it, honestly. And it helps me because it gives me a little bit more time to prepare, which I need. I need more time to prepare for the game that I'm going to run. But as for next Wednesday, we have decided-- we don't know what list. We've decided to go ahead and do another list. Yeah. So I don't know if we're going to start that next Wednesday or if probably not. Let's not do it next, but soon. Yeah. Because the listeners-- I pride ourselves in listening to feedback and trying to adapt the show based on that feedback. And most of the feedback that we've heard has been that our listeners do enjoy it when we do it. They want a list. They want a list. It's what the show was built on and it's something that our listeners want. So we've talked about it. You know I'm not crazy about the idea, but we're doing it. We're doing it. And Phil, Sandwich Pope Phil, had a really good suggestion and I like to try to keep to his suggestion and that is we'll do a list, but we'll do it at our pace. So if we-- I don't want to feel like every Wednesday we have to do a game on the list. If we feel like we haven't had the time put into it, that we can actually do it justice. Yeah. I like that idea. I like the idea of having a list but kind of being a little flexible with it. Yeah. I think that's good too. I mean we'll announce that ahead of time. So next week, we're at the department of the list because we need-- it's a big game or something like that. And we'll try to let you know. But yeah, we're going to do a list. And I guess the third most popular requested thing after we finished SNES while we asked, of course, the highest requested thing, N64. Right. Right after that was Sega Genesis. Right. So we'll be doing a Sega Genesis list. Brr, brr, brr, brr, brr. Yeah. We don't know which one. Right. There's a bunch. So we'll make it a-- there are-- because there's so many. So if you're a Genesis person, if you know of a good list, you feel that really rounds of the experience. Let me know. Send-- send Tadpock a message, a private message on Facebook, and just give me some suggestions there. And then I'll narrow it down. Dave and I will talk about it. And we'll finish out a list to do from there. Perfect. We don't know how like 25 would probably be good. Another 100 would be way too much. Yeah, I'm afraid to do that. So I think at least between-- and I feel like 10 might be not enough for the whole business list. So a good 25, I feel would be good. Yeah. That's half a year. I mean, if we do it every Wednesday, that's half a year. Which I think for a lot of games, we probably would be able to be pretty consistent. But I know there are games that will be bigger like Shining Force and Fantasy Star 4, that will never be on there. So I mean, if we don't want to make it two parts, or we haven't felt like we've even done enough to do a part one, then we'll take it-- we'll do something else entertaining instead. As long as we're not boxing ourselves in, if we're not like-- I feel like when we do a list, if you had a crazy-- one of us has just a crazy week where you need to get to play the game that much. We don't want to force it and we'll do something else. It'll probably be always be a video game though. We'll always do like a shitty super into no game, you know. When we commit to a list, I always feel like I'm signing up like a two-year contract Verizon or something. Yeah. So it's nice. I like the idea of kind of being flexible with it and not like freaking out if we can't play Shining Force in time for a Wednesday episode. Yeah. So I thank you, Phil, for your suggestion. I feel like it was really helpful. Yeah. It really was. We still love those five-star iTunes reviews. So if you-- please help us out. Biggest marketplace still gets us the most views. So please go to iTunes, find Hodgehog, find Hodgehog, subscribe, give the shive. She had the shy of a five-star, right? Woo. Woo. 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So from Smitty2700, funny old guys, five stars. I had a longer review, but I don't see it on iTunes. So you get a short crappy one. Screw you, iTunes. Yeah, iTunes. Love the show, and a little fear is episodes are a great change of pace. Tyler and Dave's vast knowledge of buttholes is great, and is possibly the only reason I listen to the show. Keep up the good work. Thank you. Yeah. That's awesome to see. I like seeing that five-star review. Also, if this episode doesn't show up on the iTunes store, I'm going to confirm my belief that iTunes just blocks episodes where we say bad things about iTunes. Because we've had a recent one that did not show up in the iTunes store, and I'm curious if that has something to do with that. Interesting. I know that sounds like some crazy democratic conspiracy theory. I bet Bernie'd have our episodes show up. Distribute the show to the masses. But like Tyler said, to your dash Ms, to your colons. We're going to be back. 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Let me know if I pronounce your name incorrectly. And I'd like to thank Ramon Castillo. Yeah. I don't think we did. We don't think we thank them for it. So yeah. And I cannot remember if I thanked Frederick Snyder or Mason Schultz or Gates Elliott or Kyle Pertleball. I'm pretty sure I thank Greg. Yep. I know we thank Michael Perdue. I'm just saying at this point, I'm just reading names on my screen. I think we're good. I think we've gotten past that point. They were good now. They were caught up. Greg, Mike Lanham, Michael Winters. Well, we know Mike's just listening because Terry. Terry, we won't even hear this one. Just the other ones that are tearing exclusive. Addison Webb, Brett Miller, Pat Lashinger, bloody-handed otaku of Ziggy Moon's Mike H. Thanks again for the package. John Harvey, Paul Clark, Nicole Nance, Nick Price, Daven Houston, or Dustin, or David Huston. I don't know. I'm sorry. Yeah, that one goes a lot of different ways. 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Phil Hawkins, Lord, which is Dennis, and Soul Sister, Yarn Sorcerer, Chandra, and the guy who dances. Paul Court. So that was probably a really interesting bit for about 52 people, and you fucking deserved it. You fucking deserved it. You deserve to hear your names. I love you guys. Yeah. I love them, too. So much love. Do you have phone number? We do have a phone number. If you like to give us a call, you can reach us at two seven zero eight eight three two five five five. Leave us a voicemail. Send us a text. We will not ignore it unless I accidentally skip over it, in which case I'm sorry. Or Tony is trying to correct me on Bird Hyman's. Or yes, Tony is trying to throw his bullshit science in the face of our real science of where her birds come from. Tyler, can people mail us things? They can. They can be sent to Ted Box Studio's care of Nicole Nance, P.O. Box 3785, Duke of Kentucky, 4202. We love packages. We love in the show, and the type of what we've got, and they give usually those good conversation. We love it, trying these foods. Looking forward to this MRE for special, special spice night. Thanks again, Mike of Ziggy address label fame. And we have a Instagram, so that is Ted Box underscore podcast on Instagram. Try to put stuff up there every day ish pillowcase for sure that pillowcase. I need to put I need to put those comics and all that stuff up on there. In my next, okay, so in Little Fears, Glimb sacrificed. She'll ignite the plushie T-rex. So the next game, I think, will be this wife who billow. Boy, play these characters again. Now, Glimb will be the older one at 12. They play. He's got this. Char doesn't love him anymore, but his wife who does. And we'll make it really weird. And he'll call it fidget. I make it. She's also no longer believer, right? Because if Glimbs 12, then yeah, Char is what? 85. 85. Our theme song is moves by Ziggy More Drive. I'll link to that track can be found in the show notes at headbog.com. I think we know how we're going to close this out. You said it early in the show, but I forgot. It was the, but the, how to say Capricorn. Oh, yeah. Caperson. Caperson. So until next time. Chiperson. We just sounded fucked up. That's I am. He hated me. Like he wanted to be, he wanted to be the inside boy, but he was outside car boy. (laughing)