Josh, Nicole and Dave reprise their roles in the finale to Tyler’s Cat in the Hat Little Fears game. Will Char, Fidjit and Glem survive their final encounter with the sadistic agent of chaos known as The Cat? What scars will fester in their psyches? Who turns to fluff? Find out on this Actual Play session of Little Fears!
TADPOG: Tyler and Dave Play Old Games
Ep. 314 – Little Fears (Actual Play, Part 5)
Hi there, listener. You're about to experience Tadpog, Tyler and Dave played games, and there will be plenty of game talk. But also, copious amounts of crude, off-color, offensive, and immature speech. So if you are of a rather sensitive, humor constitution, or just letting you know what you're in for with this show, it has games. It has jokes. You know, just games and jokes. Take the games, take the jokes, and have a good time. Hello internet, and welcome to another Tadpog podcast. It's a show that happens twice a week. We're two old guys. We're three old guys, and one still, rather young lady. Talk about old games, play old games, whatever. If we said a little different, we are in a new recording studio. So for Echo-E. Yeah, we are a little bit. We'll try and fix that, but I now have a new house, and that's where we are. So we still need to set up a good place to record. It's a Tadpog cave. I don't know what it is now. Tadpog cave. Right now it's Tadpog cave. Tadpog cave. That's okay. We'll be fine. We'll be fine. This is good. So this is what should be. This is part five, I think. Something. Part five, maybe. This is little fears though. Little fear. So what should be, unless something goes drastically off the rails, the last part of our little fears playthrough. Speaking of things going drastically off the rails, are we set on USB and Audacity? We are. We are going to fail. I just want to make sure the echo is like at the highest quality we could get it. Hey, this sounds no worse than it did when we first started, and my super Echo-E room that's now Henry's baby room. There we go. Yeah. That's true, I guess, I think. It was really bad in there, and it was pretty bad in Annex 1 as well. Yeah. It's going to be tough. It's going to be really tough to beat Annex 2. Sounded good in there. Yeah. And then high-rise sounded good. I might move this back to the bedroom, maybe. Yeah. See how it is in like a smaller, a smaller room. Yeah, we just need to. I need to deck it out like a 1990s T.J.I. Friday's again. Yeah, I think it was just full of stuff. I think that, yeah. That helped a lot. I think it was some popper, popper, popper, popper, popper, popper, popper, popper, popper, popper. I think of Peter, Peter Pekko, and it's like a flick of everyone's. Yeah. You know, you guys need to learn like to pick up on the signs of stroke. I don't feel comfortable. That was your, you were testing us. You know, you guys need in here, Mr. Popper's penguins. Anybody else smell burning? I feel the burn. Can you talk about that real quick? Sure. Feeling the burn, because Nicole, you felt the burn today. I did. I went to the rally. He was in Paducah today. So it's pretty good. Mr. Popper. It was good. Mr. Popper. And all his penguins. Of course, talking about Bernie Sanders. Yeah. Yes. Yes. He was there. Was, was his penguins there? There were no penguins. Well, damn it. Well, think of what kind of turnout it would have been if he had brought penguins. I agree. Socialist penguins. I honestly think that as a, as a nation, we could elect a penguin, President. Like Trump, as far as he is. I think it's a better option. Yeah. Well, I'm trying to put a Bernie Sanders impression together in my head. Okay. This is tricky. The penguin would have to have been born in America. And the old enough, he had to meet the age requirement. That's true. Yeah. But penguins are immortal, right? Unless you eat my seal. Like that's the rules. They're like elves. Unless they die violently, they live forever. Which is very possible because penguins are like very mean, violent creatures. Are they really? Yeah. Yeah. There, there were studies done like early 1900s where they would. That's very reliable early 1900s. They didn't release them because they were so awful. Like there was. The penguins? They didn't release the penguins because they were awful. Yes. But we're going to have to keep these penguins. They're too cruel. We need to keep them on this continent. They keep trying to summon if they ever reach the mainland. We're all doomed. Yeah. That's why South America is having problems is because they've got penguins. They've been crouched on their territory. You guys play some little fears? Are there penguins? Maybe. There are now, depending on how many believe tokens you spend. Did you guys know that the first Nazis were penguins? Actually, why don't you guys talk about this for another second while I go get like we'll be belief tokens. I can talk about this for a long time. I want to hear. Everything. Everything lines up. First of all, have you ever seen them interact with a Jewish person? They refuse to. Well, Bernie Sanders. But he doesn't have England. That's just for their proof. Also, Mr. Popper was Hitler. He was it's a fact. It's a fact. Okay. Yeah. This this matches up with the early 1900s study that I just read over. Yeah. That you just read just now? Just now. He was this written by one Gerald Popper. Sir Gerald Popper. He was an Englishman. He would have been knighted. He played a real bitch in harmonica solo. It was good. All the penguins had fun. Then they committed some horrible atrocities that the world will never forget. But penguins are pretty cute though. So we just isolated them to a continent. And much like here's another piece of evidence that proves that penguins are Nazis. Where did all the surviving Nazi war criminals go to? Mars, the moon. America. They were absorbed. South America. South America. Just like the penguins. Just like it's just making sense for everybody. The U.S. Senate, Hill Hydra. Welcome to today's weird manifesto episode. I'm just thinking we just do like a conspiracy theory. Yeah. I kind of like that. I like that. Where we just make one up. We take a mishmash. We take like put them right conspiracy theories on slips of paper and put them in a hat and then we pick out a few of them. I like it. Well, we could do like a cards against humanity. Obviously. The style conspiracy. All of mine say 9/11 truth or issues. Obviously, we didn't land on the moon actually because we couldn't go there because of the Nazi penguins that were living on the moon. Yeah. That's where we bought all the space parts. I'd say I know how this works. He built some buildings. They make space parts. How much belief does everybody have? So much belief. Uh huh. Yeah. So I have seven belief. Oh, these are little tadpock promo cards. Yeah. I believe I like it. Well, yeah. I didn't mean how to extra. I didn't write down how much I had. Can I have my character sheet, please? No. Are these edible? Everything's edible if you try hard enough. There's a go at a whole plane. If you can dream it, you can eat it. I believe that's the common phrase. Seven's my regular, but I think I had more, but I... Yeah, yeah. Me too. But I didn't write it down. So I take seven, I guess. And Josh, I'm going to wager you had four. Because I think you were down to zero and then whenever you... Five. Destroyed thing two. I got a belief five written down. Okay. There you go. So I'm going to take five. All right. So what happened last time we defeated thing two? That's the last thing that happened, right? The dogs took thing two to heaven. To heaven. And then we walked down into the hallway. Okay. And you had just started to open the swinging door at the end, end of the hall with a blue angel fish. I was halfway into my transformation into Kefka. There is the houses on fire now and you have to walk around room to room to talk to different people a lot of the time. You can find out Kefka's backstory for a million dollars risk it. Oh man. Did you ever do that and find the guy that like the guy have hidden in the cafe wearing things on fire? He'll tell you what happened to Kefka. Yeah. God, I haven't thought about that in a long time. Even when we played Final Fantasy 3/6 for the SNES list, I didn't even think about that. I didn't know that. I think he told me. He's like, "No, really? You can go back there and talk to somebody." Yeah. That was... Your shake was my Lord Matt because he's the one who told me all that stuff. And all the stuff that's not true, like how to unlock the movie. Sea Soul. That Josh and I saw that really good photo shop. Look, it's a picture of three. Early days of the internet. Yeah. I mean, it sucks that it's paladin sea soul, but still it's pretty cool. Did you guys know that paladin sea soul was a Nazi? Well, you have moonping one Nazi. No, the moonping ones are okay. They're all right. It's what you went Mount... What's that? Mount white supremacist is where you climb to the top and face yourself. All right. So, Char, I think you had just... You were swinging the door open. And yeah, as it swings open, you're hit with a bunch of different odors all at once because you smell wine and then you smell like cheese and milk and then you smell very definitely cat shit and cat urine. As you swing the door open into your... What was once? A beautiful kitchen. And now the kitchen is absolutely destroyed because you see the cabinets, the doors are ripped off. All the glasses and jars are smashed. What there have been bags, other containers are broken and ripped. Food is everywhere. And you see, yeah, there's definitely cat excrement also over the place. There's huge scratches in the marble floors of all places. And on the island in the center, and you see all the flames, you see it's smoking because your parents had a very nice island grill with the hood. And the hood looks like it's been tons of stuff that's been crammed up in the hood so it can't ventilate properly. And everything is turned on high and there are pots that have been like burnt through and jets of flame coming out of the grill smoking upwards. And you see the fridge is thrown open and you see the cat looks like he's turned and he's halfway into the fridge digging around. Only one thing to do. Total anarchy and just spray in anarchy and charge house. So I'm just looking at Char like, what? What do? So okay, so there is a fire burning in the center. And then the cat is head in the in the in the your the giant fridge. There he is. Yeah, I see him. You can see there are windows and then a door outside. The windows are foggy and look old, but you see it's still raining very heavily outside. I don't think he sees this yet. I will whisper. It looks like he's he's sort of whistling whistling a tomb to himself and digging around in the in the fridge. Should we push him in the fridge and in the door? Yeah, like what you're thinking. I was gonna say sneak in and turn all the stuff off. But okay, yeah, you can push him in. You're strong. Kids, you see, it looks like the the fish roll. He's also kind of whispering. He swims at the top of the the fishbowl. You can't really hurt him until you get rid of his stuff, his hat, his bow tie, and his umbrella. Oh yeah, you said that like like four minutes ago. Seems like a long time. Yeah, feels like it's been a couple weeks or something. Where's is he wearing the stuff currently? Can we see from if he's wearing his hat and bow tie? You can definitely see he's wearing, you can see his hat and more than like you see, before he's running around, he must be also holding his umbrella. You can see, yeah, you can punch at the back of his neck to see that he has his bow tie on. Okay. So he's wearing all of his things, fish is the problem, I think. I don't know. Okay. I mean, I believe in you. Okay. Okay. So I think, I think we gotta, we're probably all going to die. I saw the fireman came to my school and they said that when there was fire in the house that more than likely the fire won't kill you, it's the smoke will kill you. And right now, the fireman came to my house and said, there's a fire in your house, fuck it, you're all dead anyway. You're all ghosts now. I just want to let you know. Okay. Okay. Okay. So I'll, Donald Trump will privatize the fire and just look behind your payments. You're all just fuck the dead. We all need to get older so that we can vote for Donald Trump. Oh, you mean like how the ambulances are now, Mr. Fireman? Okay. Okay. So, so I'll, I'll unclog the vet, fidget, you sneak up and steal his umbrella hat or something. Yeah. All right, break. Thanks for being some brave. Char is, he's brave. Yeah, you'll see the, the doors of the pantry have been ripped off. And all manner of food has been destroyed and thrown about in the walk-in pantry, which is about the size of my living room. Do you think that he likes to play games? Like, thing one and thing two, I'm afraid that if we push him in the fridge that he's just going to get mad. I don't think we should push him in the fridge because then his stuff's in the fridge so they would just have to open it back up and won't really get us anywhere. My mom told me not to play in refrigerators if I ever found one in the dump because that's where I play sometimes. Well, creatures from closet land, nothing makes them angrier and sort of breaks them down then, then not being afraid of them and basically just throwing it back in their face. But I am afraid of him. You know, but Char's here. That is true. That is true. I just hug Char's leg. I don't have the heaven dogs anymore. I just awkwardly pat him on the head. Yeah. Yeah, no problem, Glenn. Okay, we ready to do this? To what? Hey, you stupid cat. I'll get up and walk over to the vent. You can't just clog this up like this. You'll start a fire and I'll start unclogging it just trying to be distracting. Okay, make a talk. Speak. Speak. Thank you. What edition you playing time. Then not remembering edition. That's slim. I can't do that. Okay, two sixes of five. And then the fish will believe in you. Oh, that's nice. Uh, twenty five and then my belief. Another six. Wait, how does? So, yeah, you just keep rolling. That's why I say twenty five, then one, thirty two. It's pretty good and you don't pretty good over there. Yeah, because you hear braise whistling like the kill bill. And then whenever you say that, he stops and you didn't hear him just and he slowly like backs out of the fridge and then turns around and just turns around to you and just watches you. Yeah, as I'm pulling stuff out of the vent, I'm just going to toss it angrily at him. Okay, not trying to hurt him per se, but I'm just trying to be distracting. Yeah, it's very much succeeds. And yeah, you see, he just has a huge, he still looks, there's food and soot and shit, all just matted in his fur and he looks, he's just a mess except for his hat and his tie and his umbrella are all pristine. But you see, he just turns when he just has a huge grid on his face, just staring at you as you pick it out and throw things at him. Is he holding his umbrella in his hand? He is. He's usually at like a cane right now. So, um, like you're thinking about running a grab at that umbrella? Well, yeah, I was thinking if he had it like on his arm or something, you know, like if you were looking at the fridge, you might hang your umbrella over your arm if they have one of those curved handles. Yeah, and it does, but he is doing more of a Scrooge McDuck thing where he has both of his paws, his hand, well, he has, he has human hands with gloves on, but holding his umbrellas for bleeding on it and watching Char. Can we, I know we're thinking about the umbrella right now, but I think the hardest is probably going to be the bow tie, right? Makes sense. Unless we seduce him. Let's get some, I just look like a girl cat. We know we've got them. We see steam come out of his ears. They'll have to loosen his bow tie. Oh, yeah. So what he, so it seems like we've got a perfect, it seems like Char has set up a perfect distraction for you to grab that umbrella, visit. Okay, I'll go for it. Go minions dance. He is my new heaven dog. He is suitably distracted. So I won't, he won't be able to use, you want to use fight to rest a little way from him. I will also believe in you. Yeah, so I'm going to believe in you as well. So go ahead and make a, make a move to try and quickly snatch it away from him. Everyone are believing in me. Yes, I believe in you. And would my running fast be applicable since I'm going to run up and try to take it? Yeah. So I'm risking one belief. Okay. I just want to make sure I remember that rule correctly. Josh is risking one belief. 15. 15. He's distracted. So it's, it's very close because you see, because you sort of rush in underneath him and the floor is already slick. So it slides away quickly. It looks like it's not into the last second that he extends his claws out of his gloves and tries to grip onto it. And he almost does look like it peels some of the wood away from the handle, but you slide away holding the umbrella. Okay, I'm going to try and take it over to where the, do I have to, do I have to make it have a special quality to destroy it? Yeah, you don't have to use belief to destroy it. Okay. So you can finish, you can tell me wherever you're going to move. But then next time I'm going to go over to where he is by the stove, by the middle. Yeah. Glam. Yes. I'm watching all this on. From, from the perceived safety of the doorway. How does he react to that? Like, I mean, I'm sure like is his focus now on fidget and the umbrella? Yeah, absolutely. So what I'm going to do is I know this sounds silly, but I'm super worried about it. I'm going to turn off the oven in the stove. Okay. Because I'm worried about the house burning down. Yeah, because you walk over, you have to go stand in front of him to reach the burners. I don't want to do that either. Yeah. Well, in that case, in that case, I will head over to Char and fidget, since they're together. Okay. Because you're basically on the opposite side of the island. Yeah, I don't want to be isolated. So what I'll do is I'll, oh, there's an island. I tell you what I'm going to do then. Yeah, the grill and the hood are all in the kitchen. Okay, what I'm what I'm going to do then is since he seems like since Char has distracted him and now fidget definitely has more of his attention, what I'll do is I'll hide behind the island. I'll Jurassic Park when the Raptors are in the kitchen. So you're going to if you, um, if you were to try to stay out of sight, go ahead and make a move. Oh, all right. Let's see. Um, I will, I think I'm gonna mount up on Shug Knight. Okay. Um, so I need to risk belief in order for that to work, right? Mm hmm. How many do I need to, how many do I need to risk? One, just one. Okay. There's a one that'll give me a plus two move. All right. Let's see how this goes. 15. That's not bad. Yeah, because it looks like him being distracted and the island is he can't see that well over it. So yeah, you're able to, you feel pretty hidden. I'll just hunker down shoulders, shoulders to the island. I'm just kind of like peering around. Yeah, because he looks, he's surprised for a moment and you see looks like anger flickers on his face before he regains composure and he's got the, the smiling face on. Fidget, fidget, fidget. Now tell me, why do you want to collect all those badges so badly? I'm a completionist. I mean, do you think they're going to help you with, uh, have some sort of a better, better life, give you important skills to be an adult? How many Barbie dolls do you have, Fidget? I don't know. Do you like Barbie dolls? No, not really. I mean, because you may as well, because that's going to be your role as a little girl. You don't really get to put out any of the things that you're trying so hard in your little nature girl scouts. You're just going to have to sit at home and take care of babies. That's just what you're going to do. So why don't you just be a good girl and just hand me my umbrella back? And you see, but the words that he's saying to you for some reason or hurt your chest to think about. So give me and you make a fear check. You can make either a think or a care. Don't listen to them. That's just your little girl emotions. Is this something I can believe in? Fidget for? Yeah, I'll believe it. Yeah, I'm going to do that as well. Fidget's a strong and definite nature girl. 17. Yeah, for some reason he just kind of, so you lose your next action and you take two points to your wits. Yikes. That's a scary cat. Okay, how far down am I wits to I have to get to be? Four is when you start taking negatives. I'm at, I took two. So now I'm at four. Okay, so I think, yeah, everything. Let's see. I believe all everything is at a negative one. Okay. So the results of her role would be the negative one or she would roll in one less? Whatever she rolls and then take away one. Okay. So I still roll the same number of die. Right. And then I just take one away from the total. I believe. That seems pretty generous, but I'll take it. Well, I think that it compounds once you start, it's like three wits, two wits. Are you spending a belief? Yeah. Okay. He risked several, because you see he's slowly just like slinking around the island towards you and you're sort of frozen there. Oh, and you also, yeah, your move, your move is locked out at the moment. So you won't be able to use, you can use your qualities for a move check, but until you can recover, then yeah, you can't, your move, your move ability is locked out and char. So it's obvious that fidget is frozen. Mm-hmm. Okay. Is there anything I can do to snap her out of it? Care about me, right? Mm-hmm. You can make a care check. You can't care. You don't care about people, but I have a trait that says I can care when those closest to me are in trouble. That's very nice of you. It looks like you're in trouble. But we're not particularly close, so never. So what does that do exactly? I can care to how many does that give me? I should give you a plus two. What kind of difficulty are we looking at? Maybe you should use your turn taking, as I'm standing right next to you, maybe you should use your turn getting rid of this umbrella. Yeah, fine. Then I will do, so is the umbrella monster? Do I have to give it? Sorry. Do I have to give it to believe? Yeah, you have to give it some sort of a weakness to be able to destroy it. Okay. Well, my logic, I'll do the to believe it's a umbrella. It is protecting against water, not fire, so it would be weak to fire. Okay. So I will shove it in, take it from fidget and shove it in the fire. Okay. In the grill, I guess. I will grill the umbrella. Yeah, he tries to immediately push it. If you go to push it in the fire and he is trying to try to push it out of the fire, so go ahead and make a fight. I'll believe in you. I know you're a good fighter. You've come to my rescue many a time. Yep, the fish will also believe in you. Can I believe in him, even though I'm scared? Yes. This is the perfect time to believe. Uh-oh, that doesn't sound good. I can reroll, yeah, with my lucky coin. Okay, I'm going to do that. Okay. Am I risking belief? Yeah, you're risking belief. No. I'm spending it. I don't remember if it was spending or risking. I think it was spending. Because I think the effect happens no matter what. So I think it's spending belief. That would make sense. Believing in stuff, uh, you risk a number of tokens equal to its rank of the stuff quality you wish to use. Okay. Well, then, if you steal, if you still fail, then you lose the two. Okay. So I will use my lucky coin and reroll. How was that? Much better. Good. Do you roll some sixes? Yeah. Nice. I have three sixes. Nice. You're a real devil. 27. Yeah, because he's, he brushes up at the same time you do and, but he's a little more over the fire. So he's pushing it back like he's beating you, but then looks like his first or just catch on fire and he has to withdraw and you ended up sticking in and it emulates almost immediately into this. Well, it catches fire, but then it more or less, as opposed to hurting the ash, it just sort of melts into the flame. Then the handle just kind of melts and then batches into thin air. And you see, then he, I mean, yeah, he hisses at you. And as soon as you do that, it looks like his appearance changes a little bit, like he hunches over a little more. His, his fangs sort of elongate. And you see, it looks like he starts this greens or a drip from his mouth. His claws get longer. He takes on a more feral cat-like appearance, but he definitely looks, he definitely looks angry now. We're stripping away his humanity, his twisted humanity. And then fidget, you are still scared. So glim. Um, in bolden by what has just happened. Um, is he still standing where he was? So he hasn't moved. Um, I'll come around the counter. Okay. Is my flashlight on? It can be. Come on. I mean, I see it. Yes, yes, yes. Um, I'll go ahead and shine that in his face. Uh, as I come around, I'll say, you know, you're less scary now that you're going to get wet in the rain because you don't have an umbrella. And also I've seen photographs of my dad wearing a stupid hat like yours at some concert for a band I've never heard of. He was also wearing an alien shirt. Do you see my dad that smash mouth concert? Sugar Ray. Yeah. Are you sugar Ray? Uh, go ahead and make you care. Okay. All right. I'm rolling five. Not super great. 13. No sixes. It doesn't have a drastic effect on it, but you shine in his face and you see it looks like his pupils definitely that very narrow slits and almost looks like his face kind of smokes just a little bit from the, the blue light coming out of the flashlight. Man, you are gross. Because it looks like he hunkers down. He hunkers down further as he starts to approach you. Glam. Did you know your parents have already forgotten about you? That's not true. With so many brothers and sisters, so many. They're, they're not going to miss just one. They have so many other things to do. And that's why they've always pawn you off on char or who ever else and don't really care where you go. They don't care where you are. If you were to disappear, they'd only be relieved because that's that much less of a burden they have to deal with. Your mean cat. Yeah, make a, make a wits. Okay. Bad cat. So I think I know what my wits is. Or you'll be making, um, you have to make a think. Oh boy. So I'll just go ahead and go ahead and accept this failure because I'm rolling one. I thought he made a think or a care. You're right. It's a think or a care. I'm going to do care. Yeah. Rules lawyers. I forgot I said that. Thank you. Two, three, four, rolling five. Oh, I'll, I'll believe in you. If you have a chance of doing it, I'll believe in you. All right. I do have a chance. I will also believe in you. All right. I love you guys. I'm going to roll the red ones. Oh, that was a six for a second. So I rolled a six. I'll reroll that. So six, seven, eight, 13, 17 total. And I did not roll very well on that at all. So yeah, he's trying to shake you and he's, he's not able to do it. You're able, like you're still emboldened from what just happened and you're not going to let him, not going to let him get to you at all. Yeah. Well, you're a stupid cat and the more things we take away from you, the more you're a cat and cats are, um, our pets. So you're going to be our pet by the time this is all done. Because it looks like now he definitely looks very angry and you're not looking at flesh out of his face. Well, cats still scratch and he reaches out and claws you and make a fight. Oh boy. No, he's got a poison attack too. I'm not even going to bother use it. I tell you what, can I, can I sacrifice Shugnight and like Mario sacrificing Yoshi style? Can I throw him up in between his claws and me and just let him shred my stuff? I mean, that will take what, what is your doubt more? How much belief is he worth? Three. It would destroy three belief, but you could do that. So it would like actually physically take away from the belief. Yeah, take away three belief from you. I'm pretty, I'm not doing so good. Like I've already been hurt. Uh, and I have like, I've been rolling one D six for fight. So I'm not going to win those. Is there any mechanic for me stepping in to take the hit? I don't think there is. Yeah, I'm just gonna, I am. I'm gonna, what I'm gonna do is throw Shugnight in between me and the cat in the hat. That's a sentence I'd ever thought I'd say. So there's three belief. I will throw Shugnight in between me and the cat in the hat. So that's, that's what I'll do. I'll let Shugnight absorb the hit for me. Uh, like a Teddy Baron earthbound, he turns into a pile of fluff. But yeah, you see it looks like he absolutely just shreds it in front of you. And you immediately feel sad and feel remorseful that he, he's gone. Yeah, but you're okay. Yeah, I'd roll three sixes on that before I even started to reroll. Thank you, Shugnight. I'm sorry. I guess that was all the way. So now it's his turn again. Because you, the fire, you were frozen, you confronted him. But then he, okay, that was his turn. He did that. So char. Okay. Um, thank you, stupid hat. He killed Shugnight. Uh, how to get his hat though. Um, we should have mentioned from the beginning of this episode, if you haven't been listening to the little fears actual plays. Sorry, Josh. This, this may be pushing it as far as belief goes, but, um, I like to hear that. Okay. So I've presumably unclogged the vent. Yes, you have. So all this suction that it could have been doing, it's going to do now. I'm going to hit like high on the fan. Okay. And I'm hoping it will suck up his hat. Okay, I like that. That's a good idea. I like that. Okay. Um, these are my last two believe to believe. Um, just crazy enough to work. So it's going to suck up and like the fan blades are going to like chop it up. So I will have zero belief after this, but that's what I'm going to try to do. What does that mean? Does that mean that you're dead? I'm an adult or something. A briefcase magically appears. Yep. So that was when you turn 13, it's like whenever Jafar and Aladdin gets the genie shack, yeah, just like a tie. Um, yeah, I think I just can't influence any roles anymore, right? Until you get something to get a back, but okay. Yeah, because you look, you unclog it and then like you have to look for the switch for a second. And then that time, the cat realizes what you're doing. So as you go to try to reach to hit it for high, he is also backing away. So go ahead and make a move to see who can between him, jumping out of the way and you hitting that to see which happens first. I won't believe in you. Thank you. Yeah, I believe in you as well. You're welcome. I cannot believe in myself. You're an adult. You have to get a work. You don't have time to believe in yourself. So two sixes and a four. Nice. I like to think the sixes came from me and Nicole. You just saw that, right? Okay. So I rolled two sixes again. Holy crap. Wait, what are they? Two sixes and a four and then two sixes. To your 28 rolling two and five. So 33. Nice. And I got a just turn the dice over 34. Wow. Sorry. Yeah, you. Yeah, I mean, you look at it, then it's just incredibly quick. Just as you see it, before he can react, even back up, it's almost like he's even leans into it because he backs up as first and ends up putting his cat closer to the vent. You know how he do. You know, Shorty, how he backed that up. And it just woke up and you hear it just up in the fan blades. I will give you your two believe back for doing so well on that. Nice. And you see when that happens, he further starts to transform and he hunches over further. And you see his gloves are basically straight at this point because he has these long curving cat claws that now look like they have some sort of black crack nails on the very end. And he's leaning over his ribs. You hear the rib his ribs are to crack and widen as his rib cage and torso gets larger, his legs spread further, claws come out of his feet. And he's more and more, he's still feline, but taking on a dramatically more monstrous appearance. It's just with a cubotie on fidget. Seduce him dress up like a lady monster cat. Is it a real bow tie or is it like a clip bow tie? It's a real bow tie. So I could like pull it in it with an untie and come off. You have been studying knots. You can do it. Whatever you do, I believe in you. I have a car to prove it. Yeah, me too. I guess it's what I'm going to try to do is my try and you can't use move currently. I can't use move. That's right. I only use your quality quality, so how are you doing? He's trying to go to the bathroom. We're all going to watch. Well, then I can't really do anything until I regain my wits, right? And I do that by caring about myself. Do some self-care. You can do self-care. I'm going to sit down and pull out my coloring book and put on my headphones with my classical music. I'm sorry that I left you paralyzed. I now realize that I should have cared for you instead of talking to cat and attacking me. You always realize who you should have cared for when it's too late. Yeah, it is. If I've learned one thing, you play little fears is that. Okay, so I'm going to care about myself. Does first aid help me care about myself? No, because the DC is nine and for every three over, if you get nine, you get one wits back and then for every three over, every successful grade, you'll get another point of wits back. Passing grades. I believe in you. Josh believes in you. He set up before he went to go tinkle. Welcome back, Josh. So does the fish. Josh, you're taking your pants back off. What's that? I like it when you leave your belt dangling like a wiener. This is how game guys. 24. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. I have a lot of sixes. So you gain six wits back and you can't get more than 10. Nicely done. I gained six back and I can't have more than 10 total. Right. So that means I'm at full length side four. Oh, there you go. Full wits. That was some awesome stuff. Old Nicole full wits now. Thanks guys for believing in me. You're welcome. I'm sorry that I didn't care for you though. Sorry to take you dancing. We're never moving together. Sorry, I never told you how I really fell. There's a reason I think girls are ricky. It's because I love you. Well, I'm feeling pretty bad that I left fidget just to just stand there in a stuport. So going to still care for her. I'm at full. I don't know. I feel bad. I'm still going to care. I've made my decision. I have to stick with it. So essentially, I feel like the game at this point is to stall until your turn fidget to try to untie the bow ties. That kind of where we're going. Unless you guys have a different way to get this tie off. I mean, you can like rip it off them. Yeah, cut it off. If Char, do you have like a handy with a pocket knife? Yeah, switch blade. Yeah. Could you burn it off? Could you take your spray? It's just like, it's just a horrible like graphically, just grab it by the scrap and just roast them. Grab the tie and hold it over the flame. Like you see the flesh of your own knuckles. Bow tie burns away. I was thinking you've got that spray paint. I'm sure that's flammable. Yeah. You could blast them with a gust of flame. Maybe burn the tie off. I don't know. I don't know how I could help you other than believing in you making that magic at work. Yeah. I mean, I think our best bet is probably to support fidget. We need to give it a quality to make it destructible the tie. So, okay, okay. Well, so is that just a matter of making a care? To give it a quality that's making it destructible? You have to spend believe. Spend to believe. Yeah, I could do that. I'll go ahead and spend two points of belief. And if fidget, if you're going to try to untie it, then I will, we're not rich enough in my family. No one owns a tuxedo. So, as far as I know, I've seen it in movies. I've seen it like that in one swift motion, someone can take a bow tie off. So, I believe that they're probably coated in some kind of cooking oil, which explains why he's in the kitchen, because that's really good. So, I'll spend two beliefs. We got the dapper Dan, man. Just got to coat it, coat it real good. Because I'm pretty sure that his tie is coated in some kind of cooking oil, which would make it easier to untie. And then set on fire. And then set on fire, yeah. Slow cook. Yeah, prepare it. Is there a cabinet door on this island, or is it just straight up? Just an island. Yeah, there are cabinets on the bottom. Yeah. Can I get in there? Sure. All right. I claim this is Fort Glimm. I just climb inside the island. No cats allowed. He turned into the smoke monster. And the cat sort of, when he sees you gather yourself and overcome the fear he'd instilled in you, then he noticeably gets very angry and lunges at you, comes out with his claws and tries to bite you in the neck. So, go ahead and make a fight. Fidget, I suggest you sacrifice your own personal shug knight. We should just be something in the tadpog, tadpog, urban dictionary sacrificing your own shug knight. Arkham shug knight. That's an achievement. Can I use my athlete badge for fighting? Sure, like you're wrestling. I can't protect you physically, but I can believe in you. So, I'll also believe in you. Thank you. I am so scared to believe in you because I have one belief left. Don't risk him. Nice. There's a six. There's also two. That's nice. We rolled the two. Two's and six's are wild. 17. I don't like this math that Tyler is doing on his hand. Because you see, when he lunges at you, he grabs you by the upper armor. You just feel those claws. They burn as they sink into your flesh. You see, he bites you on the neck and shoulder, and then you just feel it's like everything just goes numb and has this burning feeling. And you take nine points of damage. And then from where it's sort of whatever is on his teeth makes you go numb and you feel it makes your head just start to swim. So, during the next round, your think is disabled. Char. She's hysterical. I slap her. So, get the vibrator. She's a stairhead. I'm sore. So, I take a negative two. Everything. Everything. The same way that we talked about before. So, I roll and then duck two from that. And I'm only one point away from being bad, which seems strange, but it seems like a strange way to describe the next condition. So, how do you feel? Oh, see, I'm trying to think what, okay, is he still latched on to her? Is he still attacking her? He's not biting here, but you see his claws almost like they're hung in her arms. He's totally kicking her with his back leg. Everyone who owns a cat, just kind of feel like just not. It's River's favorite fighting style. Lay on your back and then just wait. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm a 10. I feel like I'm Oh, jeez. Got to talk closer to the mic? No. Not what I'm going to do. I need to set up fidget to untie the knot. So, I plan on caring for you this time, fidget. So, I'm going to just so everyone, everyone's on it. The call will just bang the hell out of her elbow on the stable. Make the hell out of Josh and then swore out. I'm going to try to, to, I guess, switch positions with fidget so that she can be around him to, she can be around him to untie the bow tie or over there by him to untie the bow tie, but I'll be, like, I guess I'm going to wrestle him. I'm going to wrestle the cat. Okay, okay. Make a fight. This is a weird excerpt from the comma sutra. Switch positions so she can get around to untie the bow tie and then I'm just going to wrestle him. Also, I'm going to do the wrestle the bow tie off the cat. Yeah. We should play a game, tadpond comma sutra. Yeah. Somebody's got pixelated, of course. We should, we should play a game yoga position or comma sutra position. I'll risk a belief because my leather jacket helps me feel badass. Oh, yeah. Two sixes and a three. Nice. Another six, then a three. So wait, what was that, 15? Yeah. You're 24. I'm rolling one. 25. 25. Nice. You succeed. So tell me exactly what you're doing. I want to hold him so that he can't. Yeah. He needs to be okay. It's going to be okay. Yeah, you pick him up on holding him on his back with his belly exposed. He's letting you but just. You can go up and get him in like a full Nelson. Yeah. I'm going to grab him by the scruff. Okay. So I'm going to try to disable him as much as I could. See his tongue sticks out just a little bit. I'm not necessarily trying to hurt him. I just want to disable him so he can't resist. Okay. That's very common. Fidget. I am going to reach over and untie the tie in a quick flourish and toss it on the fire. Go ahead, make a move. Cook that tie. So he is. I'm going to take away a die since he is restrained and then negative two for the flashlight. Oh, and I will use my last belief again to believe in you. Fidget. Not the cat. I want that bitch. Do you like this? And since I'm doing a not a survival of skills apply. You got a badge for a radio. Yeah, your badge would apply. Sweet. Well, my survival of skills are one of my qualities, not a badge. Oh, would both apply? Survival is just in relating to knots. It's just survival of skills generally. Like I, you know, but to learn how to do survivalist type of things, which would include not time. Okay, sure. I believe in you, but not like in the game mechanic way. You got a six there. So I thought it was kind of humorous because Nicole is rolling in Josh's lap. Yeah. I wonder if she rolled the die. She moved her hands in emotion, like, you know, trying to start a fire in old movies right above his dick. That's how we do it. Start that fire, start that fire. 16. Oh, I got it. Oh, I got it all. I got it all. Maybe only six. Thank you. 21. Okay. Yeah, because you, you reach up and you're, oh, I've been I forgot to take away the negatives. Think of it. You would have lost had it not been for the negative two and then one die flashlight. It looks like you're just barely able to, because once you grab it, it's hard to hold on to because it's so oily and slick. You also wanted to turn off the fire too. Who is the real enemy here? Glimm or Nazi penguins. Pull my mask off. It's just three penguins, waddle in different directions to just scatter. Because I think the only part about Bojack Horseman, I think you would really love, Dave, is the character, like Mr. Adultman. I think that says things like that. I've seen that. He's three kids. Oh, yeah. Each other. I have it. What do you work business? Yeah, because you reach up and you're just barely able to get your your nails to the edge of it before you untie it. And as you do, just drag it over the fire and it goes up immediately. Well done. Good job team. And you see that's when he hits all fours and takes on, he looks now just like a very gross, monstrous, sort of bleeding. He has open wounds on his body, looks almost like a panther. He looks like he came out of the pet cemetery. Yes. There you go. Good. Good. Now what, fish? Now what? Now what, fish? We did the things. Now you can now you can beat him. Now you have to now you have to know what can hurt him and start stripping away his ability to even scare you. Well, he's a cat. So a dog. So we need to get a dog. We need to get a big dog. Heaven dogs. But I went to Buckleham. You're a big brave dog. I am a big brave dog. Chucky Finster. I guess I'll turn into a big brave dog. What I'm actually going to do is this time I think I'll care for fidget. Thank you. I will accept your caring. Because your healing health is because you need to, you have a first aid kit or anything like that. No, I don't. Can I restore her? Think? Oh, yes. Yes. That's true. You can do that. Okay. That's because yeah, I don't think I have got a way to cure you physically. Not great. Four, six, seven, I can, I can lend you my lucky coin. Wait, what are you trying to do? You said you can't help me physically? Yeah, I can't like restore. Well then, what are you doing? It's time to have your thanks so you can use your think again. Yeah, because you're locked. You're not able to think right now. Oh, okay. I've gotten stupid. Yeah. Okay. Which makes you much easier to scare. Okay. But I don't think I was successful. No, you were not. Because you realize you're she's outside and you're still in the cabinets. Yeah. Did you do better out there? Fidget. Fidget. Fidget. You're you're okay. You're a big brave dog. Find a dog and get in Fort Glimb. But no girls, a lot. I've got my vaccination. You see where he's hunkered down like he's being he's being restrained. So then he goes to basically tear out of that and come at come at you, fidget. So I try not to let him go ahead and make a make a fight. I do believe in char. This is my this is my last belief. Both of you go ahead and make a fight. Because it'll be basically if he's going to break out and do damage, you'll need to beat your combined number of successes. Can I can I believe in him and believe in myself? Sure. You need to make those cards dance a little bit more though. Thought it would help. And do great. I got 15. Did you use the believe? Uh, your belief. I use fidget snide. I don't count yours. But let's see one of my trades is that I can fight. Well, when one of my friends is in danger, so that would apply. I think last time it was only me that was in danger, but now that you're in danger. Five minutes to danger sense. Yes. Fidget senses team. Gonna six, but already better than I did. 14. Yeah, because both of you and you're trying to hold him back, but it looks like in this form, he's physically stronger. So he rips free of you, Char. And then just comes at and his claws just started, started your scalp and just shred down fidget. I'm out of belief. So a briefcase appears in my hand. I walk out of the cabinetry and just leave. I just put a hat on and just leave out. That's fine. Fidget, you take 10 points of damage. Yeah, 10 points of damage and basically knocks you down. And then he is on top of you with his a very large grotesque paw on your chest. So I am cold with the eggs. Five points left and what happens if I get the zero? You're dead. Dead. Yep. D-E-D dead. I don't like something left. Char. Come to Fort Glem. It's safe here. He took the bait. All's got according to plan. Now before you can start stripping away his tear, you do need to, well, no, you've restrained him. So that's physical. That's something that you've done. Never mind. That's fine. So what do you mean stripping away this fear? We need to start spending belief, right? You spend belief to give him some sort of a weakness. And then every time you succeed with that weakness, you strip away a point of terror. And when his terror score is zero, he is utterly destroyed. Well, I have one point of belief to contribute. So however we need to do that, I will. I'm out, brother. I will add between you and. I'll add my belief to the manifold. I will tap that belief. The fish can give you another point of belief. How generous of him would be helpful if he could do something else? He could breathe underwater. That's helpful. [LAUGHTER] If we have an underwater mission, he's our guy. It's like he's the frog suit of companion. So wait, are you spending belief to give him a weakness? But you don't have all the fish gave you one. Yeah. I've got the fishbowl to my inventory. My stuff. The fishbowl has water. This is probably special water. And on top of that, cat doesn't have a zumbrel anymore. Cats hate water. So I'm going to get some water and splash it on the cat. Okay. Go ahead and make a move. Do you have a squirt bottle? [LAUGHTER] We've got one six there. Uh, what was that? 15? Yeah, 17. Yeah, because he's totally-- he's zoned out on fidget. And it's basically above her and he's just breathing this nasty breath into your face as he presses down you with that paw. So does it see it coming when you reach up, go behind him and just, how are you splashing him? Uh, just, I don't imagine it looks pretty ridiculous. Me like holding the fishbowl with one hand and like just scooping water out on him with the other hand. You start scooping out and you see when it hits his back, it just immediately sizzles and starts eating through his skin like acid. Yeah, and he yells and goes up on two legs for a moment and you see it looks like in where the wounds are and looks like he starts to melt away and you see like legitimate fear in his eyes. Well done. You fidget. I will be cold and cry slowly to myself. Can someone make her stop? No, it's really annoying. I, is there anything that I can do to help myself physically? You can do a first aid on yourself. I can do first aid on myself. Okay. I mean, you have like the spray right and things like that you can use. I think the minimum for care is 12 for self care like that. Cool. I'm going to try and do that. I'm going to try. So I need to care. Mm hmm. And then I know first aid that's going to give me three. I'm going to believe in myself. I'm not going to give you one. Yes. I wish I could believe you in you, but I just don't have it in me. And then the spray is also has innate belief in it and it will give you one if you're using it. So 20. 20. No. You heal four points. So now I just feel bad. Glenn, you got a blanket. How many, how many uses does that first aid kit have? And like, could I like, could I rush out, grab it and use it on her? I think you'd only use it once per character position. Okay. And you used it, right? You did you use that over the sprayer? Did you use or is it the same thing? I make them two separate things. Because if you have something remaining and I could use it, I would gladly use it on you. Oh, I think I have anything else for you. Okay. I don't know if you have a, if you had a first aid kit. Oh, okay. I'm sorry, I thought you'd shoot in. No, but I have, I have a washcloth and soap and shampoo, floss, pen and ink. So, you know, maybe if like washing my wounds would help, you can totally do that. I shampoo clean your hair. So it's like clean your wounds too. I mean, it'll make us all uncomfortable. You see bourbon in the cabinet. You're pretty sure you saw a civil war film where they do that. Need to pour it in her wounds and then hold her up to the hot stove. That's how they did it. All right, y'all, I got, I got no belief. So I can't make this dude weaker. So he already has, he already has a weakness. It's an A to send a splash. You have the magic water in? Well, magic water, Glenn. You were hiding in the cabinet. So you didn't see it. You have magic water. Okay, I will. So I'll grab two pots. I'll kick the door open to the island. And as I run out, I'll bang the pots together. Okay, once I get the charm, I'll just abandon that plan. And then I'll splash water on the cabinet. All right, make a move. Okay. That's a six and a five. We're rolling the six. I'm gonna bend to 13. It's like, yeah, you rush up and you're trying to splash it, but look, he's very aware and very scared right now. So you see it looks like he backs up, still trying to keep a claw on fidget, as he evades you splashing the water on him. Okay, I'll try it guys. Another great mover. I will make you a deal. I will leave and fix this house. If you just give me the fish. So I have zero belief now, so I'm an adult. And I say, deal. I say, we don't negotiate with terrorists. Just in that voice. And then I shoot the fish. If Jacob was here's Jim, that is exactly what he would have said. That's why. You know, bargaining, which stage of grief is that? I contemplate it for a moment. A shameful moment. But then I look into like the puppy dog eyes of the goldfish. He did, he's a horrible chimera of cat and puppy dog eyes. [Laughter] Kill me. Yeah, the next little fierce game is going to be where we fight Nina from Full Metal Ochos. Full Metal Little Fears. We're all going to cry. I'm the little fierce alchemist. I really just fought with kids. [Laughter] I'll just, I'll hold the fishbowl close to me. No, by the time we're done with you, you're going to have to have so many vet visits. Yeah, I just, yeah, I went to say something, but yeah, a clam just, yeah. And then I'll hide behind Sean. Did you see, yeah, he looks at you and those claws just crack the marble underneath them. Charles, protect me. Yeah, because it was your turn where he splashed him. He tried to bargain. Yeah, so then whenever, because Fidge is just laying there. So once you sort of, you draw his attention and he lunges the emblem. Yeah, provoke. [Laughter] Sick journal thing. [Laughter] Go ahead, make a fight. All right, sure. Come on, shrink a sixes. Roll a one, two, six, here we go. Yeah, roll seven, sixes in a row. Oh, it's all I need is seven, sixes in a row. I will eat here. Don't even, do not even bother. I have belief. I have belief. I roll 2d6. Thanks for, thanks for wasting that on me, I appreciate it. [Laughter] I know what it's like to have a really low. Hey, I rolled a six. So I'm going to eat eight, roll it. Just need a couple of like, shrink a sixes. Here we go. Eleven, that was a three. Yeah, because he bounds forth incredibly quickly, because you're sort of behind Char, but he dashes behind Char and as he does. Don't worry, I'll protect you. Oh my God, he's dead! [Laughter] Because he dashes by you, turns and just clamps onto your calf and just tears you away from Char and slings you into the wall. God, typical subverto. [Laughter] Subverto! Subverto! Thank you for believing in me, fidget. I appreciate it. And you had a what again, fifteen? Oh, I don't remember. I think it was thirteen, honestly. What you got? I got one of your devil die. I dropped that. Oh, okay. Tyler's devil die, huh? Yeah, because I rolled a six and a three, I think, and then... I don't remember. You take 11 points of damage. That puts me... Dead. One, two, three, four, five, six. I'm sore. I'm taking a negative two to stuff. Yeah, because he slams gloom into that wall, and then with one paw, he just has his other large paw against his throat, and he just looks at you. I'm going to rip out his throat, and it is entirely your fault. So make a... He's tearing at your soul with these words as he crushes life out of gloom. So make a think. Yeah, okay. Get your arm. Six. One, seven. Charlie's killing me. It's my fault, I know. It's your fault, man. You've got a heaven. You know there's a dog up there waiting for you. Since I have zero belief now, all I can think about is how the resell value of her home is going to plummet. Now that a kid has died in it. No, my parents have enough money to hush that up, don't... Please visit me nightly when your parents bury me and cement in your basement. Because you see what he's doing, and it's almost the equivalent of when Dexter walks into that place and see his parents being murdered. You take seven points of soul damage. Well, I don't see a category for soul. Spirit. I'm sorry. Spirit. You said soul. Yeah, soul. The plus stuff, the plus of that is, in my stuff, you now gain a dark passenger. What does having zero mean? Probably not a good thing. That means you join forces with the cat. Your child becomes confused. His brain is now shutting down, relaxing into a near catatonic state. All roles using thinker to negative three dice. So you have negative three to think, speak, move, fight, and care. Negative three to everything. Well, with the inevitable heat death of the universe, none of this matters. Yeah, because you feel the weight of... You see, because Fidget is there bleeding out, and Glim is bad, and you're just standing here in the ruins of your house, and everything just collapses in on you in that one single moment. And you just sort of drop everything, standing there looking at the cat, feeling shattered and hopeless. It's okay, Char. Every punk rocker goes through his nihilistic stage. Char. So I can still act. I could just take a negative three to things. Yep. Okay. I'll just, I don't know, I guess at lazily at this point, just tip the bowl of water onto the cat. Okay. Make a move. I hope you don't pour the fish out. Like I care. Like I give a shit. Eleven. Oh, wait, sorry. Well the fish, that is a negative three to my total, not a negative three dice, because then I'd be zero. Right. Okay, so... And the fish bleeds in you. Of course he does. Please, please, please, please, please. Okay, so eight. Yeah, because you just go over, like you're just, your muscles are almost just moving on instinct to still protect Glimm, and you walk over and you're trying to, but it looks like he just... It's not even that difficult for him. Like he just has to live up against the wall, and he's just making a bloody smear as he backs away as you try to splash him with this to continue to miss. I'm dying, John. I'm dying, please, save me. I guess I'm gonna get up and go over and, 'cause I can, the only thing I don't have is think, right? Right. So, I'm gonna get up and go over and try to splash some water on the cat, I guess. Okay. Okay. And I'll believe in myself. The fish will also believe in you. I don't believe in anything anymore. Sure. Yeah, 'cause you rush up and put your hand on the ground and just splash and wave up some of that blue water, and it just goes all across the cat's face, and you see it drops Glimm at that point and backs away, just trying to wipe it off, and you just see it's continuing to burn him and starting to make his face melt. And he just starts to look, well, you could tell you're hurting him, but it's more horrific to look at as it starts to burn through. It looks like he's backing up to the kitchen door now, 'cause he looks very bad. Now he looks like his face, like his eyelid is drooping down. You can see the bottom of one of his eyeballs, and he's just, yeah, hissing and making just horrible noises, gargling noises, he's backing up. Glimm. May I care for Char? Can I repair his spirit? Yes. So I have a DC to that is 12, and he can only get one back per session. Wow. Can you just splash some water in the cat and end this? I can try. I have a better chance of helping Char. My fight's won, so I can try to splash him. Splashing him is on a fight, though. It's a move. Once you move. It is a move. Two. Even better. So I can do that if you like. Whatever you think. I'll believe in you. Okay, if you'll believe in me, then I'll make it a three. I will rush over to Char, and just kind of just tip the bowl. I don't want to get rid of all the water, but I'm also above all this sissy splashing. And since I'm bleeding, I mix some of my kid blood in it for a little extra oomph. Yeah. I love kid blood and blue water. We all spit in it just a little. The TED, the TED-POG cocktail, the TED-POG prom. All right, I rolled a six. So there's a 14 enrolling. I'm assuming that's from your belief. And I rolled a one on that. So 15 total. Yeah, because you walk over and it's just he's backing away and you're going to splash the cat. Yeah, because you grab the bowl out of Char's hand as he's backing away. And then give me that. What's the point? I'll show you how this is done. Because he's back at the door and you splash it up in his face. And you see where it hits him again, because his back is against the wall. And he almost is able to back up. But whenever he hits the wall, he can't go any further. And that splash just coats his face like a consistent splash in the last one. I don't think I've even looked at it. I was like honestly, as soon as I confirmed that the water is going to splash on him, I just like look away. Yeah, because he absolutely like this just melts down his rest of his flesh and do just like a weird cat skull. It's like you just saw the Ark of the Covenant. And you see, once that happens, he just starts screaming and yowling. And as he starts, he tries to open the door and he's clawing at it, making huge divots in it. But before long, you just see he collapses into this heap of black, looks like almost like black ink that then just evaporates. And as that happens, everything else, everything in this room, then just looks like the lights just start fading slowly. Because you see it's like there's a flicker and then everything is increasingly getting dark. Or I'll die anyway. Just like my soul. Yeah, because Char, the attributes you have, let's see, your mean. You're weak, you're lazy, you're quiet, and you're confused. Jeez. So please role play all of those attributes. So yeah, you guys can all just kind of help, but just you're bleeding and you're in pain and you're psychologically crushed as everything sort of starts to go black in the room. You're all just saying they're staring at each other. And you see the fish is sort of flopping around on the ground. Oh, or yeah, you use the rest of the water in the bowl. So yeah, he's in that, he's in that bowl, just sort of gasping for air, gasping for water. If I have enough, if I have enough time before it gets totally dark, I'll run to the sink and try to get the fish more water. Yeah, you, yeah, you run over and do it. Don't bother with that stupid fish. Come on, man. Don't be so mean, weak, lazy. I would stop you. I'd stop you, but fuck. That you, as everything just starts to go black, you don't even know how light is getting sucked out of the room like this, but you put more water in it and looks like he looks up at you. It's okay. We did it, fish. You did it. We did it. You're not a monster now, too, are you? I'll shine the light through the bowl and see if I can get us any light in this room. Yeah, you see the blue lights up for just a moment as you shine it through, because once you put the tap water in, it's clear, but then slowly starts to change blue as the fish swims in it. It's like, no, everything's going to be okay. I promise. And it's everything fades out. And the next thing you guys, real next thing you guys know, each of you wake up on the couch in Charles' room. Or I guess in the living room rather, there's a movie playing on the TV and looks like all of you fell asleep watching it. Am I still mean and confused and whatnot? Is my soul gone? Guys, why is Jim dead? There's a spot in the basement looking very good. I'd say you're probably regained some spirit, but you're probably like five. So you're still like traumatized, but once you like, when they give you wake up, like, and you feel, you feel bad, like you've just woken up from, you know, like kind of nap or you wake up, it's just like, ugh. Why did I even do that? Yeah. Yeah. For me, those are the only kind of naps. Oh, poor girl. I do not like the sound of that. That sounds miserable. Is the fish there? You see, there is a fish in that fishbowl on the, on a column on the other side of the room. I'm going to run to that fish. Yeah, you are running over to it and looks like there's just a regular goldfish in a bowl. We did it. Thank you. You see, it just kind of goes up at the top just. I'm just looking charmed. I'll just, uh, your fish is dumb again. This is always kind of dumb. I'll feed the fish. I'll see if there's food there. There it is. I'll go over to the window and look out. Because you see, it looks at the, it's still raining and it's, it's dark outside. But then you see headlights of, of, of different cars. So they're coming up the driveway. Oh no. It's mom and dad. What are we going to do with this body? Is the house still destroyed? No, the house is in the same condition it was when they left. Oh. Everything, everything looks good now. Never mind. Be cool guys. I'll just not sit back down on the couch. I just look over at fidget's who's like, still horribly mangled. Let's put your scout back on. Yeah. Because they come up, uh, you see your parents walk in the door as do, um, your parents and fidget's parents and old man Liam. Who Jim is, Jim is. I heard he's a penguin. Jim. Yeah, old man Liam, who walks up, Jim looks like he is just out cold on, on the couch. Looks like he snaps in his face a few times. He blows up. And it's like, oh, when he picks up, he picks up Jim in his arms. Uh, I think, thank you, Char. And then he leaves the house. Me no problem, nasi. Bring your penguins over here yourself. Yeah, then fidget your parents, um, come in. Liam's parents come in and they're all making like conversation. And then, yeah, your dad walks in, Char and he's looking around and not, not that you walks around. Looks like he's kind of, he kind of kicks the, the couch, walks over and he looks at the TV. Hmm, hmm. Everything actually looks pretty good in here. Hmm. I'm thinking of myself until you kick the couch. Get him. Everything looks pretty, pretty good. All right. Well, I'm in, I'm in press, Char. Of course it looks good. I suppose, I suppose you can go to us first. I tried to not look excited. Because he kind of. I'll look excited for Char. You love us. Come on. What's wrong? Yeah. Yeah, I think Stan, I guess. Would you guess? What do you mean? It's all you've been talking about the last week. And now we kill that monster cat. You're not. And because he. What's that smell? And you see your dad, he walks into the kitchen. Hmm. And you hear like some kind of banging and he walks back out and something was stuck in the, so it's stuck in the, in the vent and the, the hood or the grill. And looks like he has a, a strip of, now it's all black and uncovered in soot of red and white striped fabric. Hmm. Oh well, I guess, I guess that is that. And then he just smiles at you. It was him. And little fear is the cat mat. Awesome. Char will one day get brave enough to call that number you found. Yeah, we spent, we spent a lot of effort on that. Yeah, nothing with it. The nature of role playing. Well, you found like calling that came in handy. Yeah, that's true. That was a good game. Yeah. Yeah, thanks for running it. Really good premise. Like the evil cat in the house. It wouldn't be a D and D game if I didn't almost kill Nicole. So yeah, at least you didn't skip a turn. Yeah, you didn't skip me at all this time. Yeah, thank you. You're welcome. I just killed you. Almost. I'm trying to kill you. I'm not going to forget. And it looks like that's about time too. Cool. So I don't know what we're going to do for Wednesday's show, but we talked about maybe next week trying to do sort of a wrap up sort of what we thought about the system and talk about stuff in the games that you missed and do a conclusion session about little fears. So if you guys, if you guys are free or however we can make that work out, but I'm down to do it. And I want to run once a little fears is wrapped. I want to run a game that I haven't 100% decided on what it is going to be. But wisdom sage Ian is he wants to play. You guys are welcome to play too. If you want to, I don't know what your schedules are like, but I'd love to have you. I'm thinking about maybe doing Delta Green games. We even got a bigger sound board accommodated DM and four players. Yeah, yeah, we can we use some Patreon money and bought a new sound board that has more inputs on it. So we can actually have like a full party now. So that could be cool. I'm thinking about running a Delta Green game. I'm not positive because I'm not sure how it would work because it's not as. Because I don't know anything about the system. Who I barely. I just read the name and I'm really excited. She's you are so close to the truth right now. But it's essentially X files in the Cola Cthulhu mythos. Oh, yeah, that's not up Nicole's alley at all though. So I thought I thought of you immediately when I when I read about it. That sounds pretty good. So if you guys are cool and we can meet up and play them cool. As I say, we're definitely cool. Don't you see this jazz cigarette? I'm smoking right now cool. So yeah, I love to do it in a similar style and have like character creation and stuff like that. So, so there's more we've got good feedback on little fear stuff. So as long as we still do a game from a list on Wednesday. Yeah, we're okay. Well, thanks for doing all this guys. Yeah, good game as always. Yes, thanks for having us. This is fun because this is like. We get to game. We get to game. It's like a win win because it's like playing at work. Yeah, it's like a sad statement and it's true, but yeah, it's right. It's like shooting at work for like half an hour. It counts. The counts I've dropped in. It's fine. Thanks for listening everybody. You find the show on iTunes, SoundCloud or Stitcher. So that missed the next episode. Gonna do some some game. Yeah, we're talking about doing Bart versus Space Mutants. Yeah, you're right. We're gonna talk about that. That's what we're gonna do. Okay. Then next week, little fears wrap up. Then after that, Delta Green. Possibly Delta Green. Maybe. Unless I don't learn the rules. Then it's D&D fifth edition. It'll be Delta Green. I just have to come up with a I have to come up with a good story because Tyler, your story for Little Fears was really good. That's been on the burner for years though. It was really good. So it's gonna be a tough act to follow. Hopefully I can craft something that's as fun to play as yours was. You know what we still love? We still need those five star iTunes reviews. So if you if you like this, you want to help us out. iTunes is the biggest marketplace. So please go to iTunes, find Tadpog, subscribe, give the show a five star rating, write a review. 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So if this soundboard that we've been rolling with, old trusty, zenix, if this guy just decides to quit working after three years, we've got a backup so that we can keep producing the show. And we could not have done that without Patreon money. So we really do appreciate it. As a thank you to patrons, we do a monthly bonus episode. We've got a backlog of those on patreon.com. Anybody who donates to us a dollar or more gets access to those. So if you haven't done it yet, and you've been on the fence, because you feel like maybe we're wasting the money, we're not actually buying things for the show, which is crazy. Who would have thought we would have done that? microphones, and the soundboard, and games. So no pizza party yet. But maybe at the end of the year, we can have like, I do feel like that's warranted at this point, because Josh, Nicole, you guys have been on the show so frequently that I feel like we owe you some pizza. We're not giving you cash, but we'll give you pizza. In fact, we're giving you guys cash. That is true. We'll take your money and buy you pizza. [laughter] So thank you very much. I do have a list of specific people to thank. Unfortunately, much like last time, I do not have that list in front of me. So hopefully, when we do Bart versus the Space Mutants, I will be able to thank you properly. If you want to send us something, I have a place where you can send that. Nicole, do you know where that would be? You can send various packages to Tadpog, care of Nicole Nance, PO Box 3785, Paducah, Kentucky 4202. You also have an Instagram, that's Tadpog_podcast, putting some stuff up there today. Some about how Satan is actually influencing our internet jargon. So, LOL actually means... Oh, what was it? Let me pull up Instagram. Yeah. Lotso, Lucifer. Stop using the abbreviation LOL. LOL stands for Lucifer, our Lord. Satan is in their prayers by saying, Lucifer, our Lord, insured, LOL. Every time you use LOL, you're endorsing Satan. Share this advice with Christians. Because YOLO means youth obeying Lucifer's orders. Swag means Satan's wishes are granted. RLFL, rise our father, Lucifer. Swag is even an acronym, right? No, well, it kind of is, right? Stuff we all get, but that's like, yeah. I know, it seems like an old school. Like, that's before like Bieber re-appropriated it into me. And like, I'm a little kid with a big old wiener. I think that's what that means, right? RLFL, yeah, rise our father. BRB, be as above rules below. [LAUGHTER] And WTF has worshiped the fallen. So, here you go. So if you weren't, you know, handy facts like that, so Satan doesn't get control of your life. So I didn't follow a TED VOG underscore Instagram. Do you feel like Satan might almost have control over your life? Visit the TED VOG Instagram. You are 10 warning signs that Satan may be getting over your life. Click for slide show. It's just funny to me that what the fuck wasn't bad enough for them. [LAUGHTER] Can someone explain what the fallen means? The fallen angel? Oh, the fallen angel. Thank you. I was thinking like-- The low-level Diablo. Well, I was thinking like, just dead people? People were like, died in war or something. [LAUGHTER] Yeah, the Korean war memorials are actually a satanic thing. That's why I worship. Worship the fatherhood. [LAUGHTER] No. I think if somebody's moved, I'll take a more drop on the track. If we found it, turn on the TED VOG.com. Yep. How do you guys want to close this out? Um, guess? Do you have a suggestion? Nazi penguins. Okay. All right. All right. I'm glad you're on board with the Nazi penguins. [LAUGHTER] I felt like I was the only one who was really pushing that. I did that. [LAUGHTER] I think plenty of people are pushing not to make an agenda. Trump. [LAUGHTER] So until next time. Yaw, Trump! [LAUGHTER] What? Scab the corn! [LAUGHTER] Nine, nine, nine-- [LAUGHTER] That would be the same. [MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC PLAYING] I don't know the words, though. Yeah, I'm trying to think of it, then. Something like, isn't it like? [MUSIC PLAYING] You just a nasty girl. Something like that. [LAUGHTER] Looking forward. I don't know what you're talking about. Looking for a partner. [LAUGHTER] Yeah. [LAUGHTER] Someone to hold on like a horse. [LAUGHTER] I'm very glad I'm recording. [LAUGHTER] Even if you're recording. [LAUGHTER] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why is it they were tripping us? [LAUGHTER] This is sexy, god damn it. [LAUGHTER]