We continue our Actual Play of Little Fears: Nightmare Edition. Will Glem, Char and Fidjit survive the horrible challenges set before them? Find out in this week’s thrilling installment of Tyler’s Little Fears game.
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Ep. 310 – Little Fears (Actual Play, Part 4)
Hi there, listener. You're about to experience Tadpog, Tyler and Dave played games, and there will be plenty of game talk. But also, copious amounts of crude, off-color, offensive, and immature speech. So if you are of a rather sensitive, humor constitution, or just letting you know what you're in for with this show, it has games. It has jokes. You know, just games and jokes. Take the games, take the jokes, and have a good time. Hello internet, welcome to another Tadpog podcast. I cut the episode off abruptly, semi abruptly. I like the music. Last week. Yeah. Yeah, and last the last Mondays episode. I like the music because I had to check to see how you were going to how you were going to end it because we did like when we recorded it, it wasn't like okay, and this will be the end of the first episode or third episode, I guess. So yeah, I cut it off, cut it off like that, you know, because now we have we record basically a super session. We just kept going until Josh kind of flagged me down like, I have to go to bed. Yeah. So cut it off at what I felt was a good point. And then this also ends at a good point. So this is us giving the intro for this episode. Yeah. So it's more little fears part actual play part four. Something like that. She gets real. It's a part. It's more the part before the last part because after the next Monday should be the last session. Oh, you think so? I can't imagine it's not really because, okay. All right. I'm surprised to hear that because when we were done, I thought you said that we're going to have like three more sessions. There's a lot of rooms that basically chose not to go in. Gotcha. Okay. So we just kept running. You've checked the sparkly bucket to go to the end of time. You're fighting to love those. Okay. All right. Cool. So then I need to figure out what I'm going to run, right? Nicole. Yeah. Nicole will be happy that you missed the flying bugs room. And the stables. I made that joke by the stables. One of those doors actually went to the stables. I would have been good in the stables, I feel. I think I'm being too spoiler-ish right now. No. Well, I mean, they didn't go to it. So I guess it's not spoilers. Please. There's something you did go to. It's just a final session. I'd expect you flying bugs and horses. Yeah. Yeah. Flying bug horses. Yeah. Awesome. So here is actual play little fears part. Something. Part something. Part roman numeral. But when you open it up. He used to be the Stowaway. It's it's your parents room. I don't think we're supposed to be in here. Everything everything looks very it all looks in place and nice and expensive. Because you see like they have a large four post-bed mahogany furniture. You do see like your mother's as a large standing jewelry box that's open with all of her jewelry inside, pearls rings, necklaces of all sorts. There's a large like framed picture of just the two of them. And then you see like there's a vacation album leather bound like photo album that's open and looks like it's just pictures of them in various places. Do I know? Do I know what charge parents do for a living? I mean, I'm sick. So the answer is probably no, but like do I have like any kind of like knowledge about what they how they make their money? I know. Yeah. You've you know your dad does something with trading maybe something at the bank. You've heard your parents complain about him a few times whenever they're yeah late at night when they have all their bill set up on their kitchen table. Yeah, they'll mention him and complain about him. Oh, okay. All right. I'm just curious. Thank you. Sounds like he's a crook. Are you saying that? No. Okay. Oh, is that conversation? Did you guys just say something? No, obviously. We have our eyes meet and we know at each other. Yeah. Can you hear myself? Can you hear me in your head? It's weird. But what what's strange something you're not accustomed to seeing in all of these pictures? They're both smiling. Huh. Look at that. A lot. Yeah. Look into the room. Yeah. I guess look up at the the the big framed photo. Is it lit in here? It's it's like a it's a soft lighting. It's not as broad as the other room, but so like lamps are giving off light. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I'm not in any of these photos. No. Yeah. It's like your dad or something. Shut up, Glenn. My weird mutated brother that they keep in the attic is not in there. Sure. Sure. Sure. And then the your third brother that they made out of wood. Chair. Chair. This is this is what they want and what they what they wish. How how it was. You guys hearing that? Are we hearing anything? No. Hearing what? You know, they don't love you. You're just a bird. That you're talking. Yeah. No, that whispering. Always. No. Have you been taking your medicine charge? I'm going to see if I can hear where it's coming from. Make a make a think to nice. Yeah, you have you look around. You have no clue where it could be coming from. Coming from the painting. I'll grab the big painting of them in the wall and char char char. Yeah, you you grab it and you tear it off and there's a safe behind it. Whenever you tear it off, you just see like you can't look away from your dad's smiling face. You need to make a spirit check. That is think or care. I think you get to choose. Either way, I think it's what think care or speak. Oh, speak. If it's speak, I'm okay. I could be wrong, but I thought it was all like the mental but it's care or that's I think that's a recovery. That's a recovery. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Make up make you need to make a care. Oh, I'll make a care. It's a one. How do you do, Ty? Yeah, because you like this is sort of something you've worried about. So it is if this is there this is this is tearing your your soul apart like about what little base you have is just being ripped up from under you. He's playing on to all all of your fears. Yeah, well, those roles were crappy. So that's good. So let's see you take three points of spirit damage. What does that put your spirit at? Seven, two above the line. Okay, yeah, you're you're totally fine. Once your spirit reaches four, you become mean. You can't connect with your friends and the world around you and your care is that a negative three dice. We're not there yet, right? Right. Yeah. Good. Good. Good. Good. Yeah, you just hear this, the words from around you and once you rip that off and look into it, then I will throw it down angrily. Yeah, once you throw it and break it and you don't you don't hear that whisper anymore. Stupid. Smell dad. I'll go over to Char since obviously he's acting hurt. Who you calling crazy? Oh, dear. Everything. Everything okay? Yeah, that's fine. Shut them up. Yeah. Hey, do you think that your parents have anything in the room that might help us? I just look up at this safe. Maybe. I mean, I look in the jewelry box. Like, is there any of these magic? I'll look over my mom's jewelry. Let's see, because you could you could spend a spirit and make something of your mother's magical. Like you could assign like if she has a broach, you remember maybe something with like was your grandmother's and you got along with her, you could spend a belief and assign it a trait and it could become stuff. No, most of it's crap, except this magical pentagram. Oh, the one that's etched on the side of this 12 gauge shotgun? Yeah. I see that too. The one that says cat slayer on it. Plus two cats. May I attempt the care for char? Yes, because you have care and then you have a quality that's relevant to char. So you you can. Yes. Okay. All right. So that's a 915. That was a six already rolled this. You don't have to keep rolling. Okay. As long as you because spirit is different, it's really hard to recover spirit. So as long as you get as a success, you can't get over. Okay. So he, yeah, you sort of, you connect with him and make him feel better. Hey, look, char. Everything's gonna be okay, right? She's smart and you're big and strong and I'm here. And Jim's pretty smart too, right? He was. You get one point of spirit back. Okay. In that case, so what once per session, you can do a care check to bring one point of spirit back. Okay. Cool. Okay. Then I will spend it to make something, I guess, magical. Okay. Not my mother's crap jewelry, but my dad has a lucky coin. Scrooge McDuck style. Okay. I guess it's in the safe. Oh, well, okay. I just look at it. I'll just look at the safe and then I'll look at char and then I'll look at the safe and then I'll look at char. Can I do a think that's probably not going to happen to see if I can remember or have overheard the- Sure. Make a think. Have I heard the combination? Darling, could you please open the safe that's in behind the painting? The combination is. The combination is password. Five. Yeah. You go and look at it. You can't think of anything that could possibly be because there's a number pad on it. So it could be letters, numbers, whatever. Oh, I got an idea. Maybe. I don't know if I'll make a think. A recent episode of the mystery brothers, they blew dust on a keypad to see what the last numbers dialed on the phone was. So do you have any- there's monster dust outside? Mom probably has some makeup dust. There's that too, but there is monster dust. You don't like- You don't want to give monster dust out of your safe. So it's my fancy all of a sudden. I'm about to blow, so I inhale and just inhale on this. Ah, your hair starts turning blue. We are thing three. You start picking up the broken doll pieces and jamming on your face. Say you can spend, uh, you can spend two belief and give it that, that weakness. Okay. Yeah, I'll do that. I'll spin. I'm all about spin and belief. There's two. Yeah, you know your mom does have makeup setting over there. If we can share, I will share one of my beliefs. Yeah, okay. You want to- so you want to spin a belief and I'll spin a belief? Yeah. Okay. With our powers combined. So yeah, I will get- grab the makeup dust. Maybe, maybe I should do the actual performing of the task because since I have a badge in investigating- And you're a girl and you are makeup. Okay, make some. All these things, check out. Go ahead and make a move. A move? Plus, um, using my investigate badge. A ding! I'm so glad you're rather installed as Spatoon. Now I can now get easily disposed of my chewing tobacco. Ten. Yeah, because you very carefully- it's hard to do, but you still, you very delicately take it out and blow on it just carefully and you can see where things have been pressed onto it. 8675309, it looks like. Actually it's nigh-yine. It's that weird button off to the side. What's that weird number I've never seen before? Oh, that's nigh-yine. All right, cool. Because it looks like it is seven letters and you can see that the first seven letters and the first four are basically where he did them each with a different finger. So you can assume he went index, middle, ring, pinky, and then after that you're not sure. So we got the first four? Yes. What are they unless it does not have any kind of relevance, so let's figure it out. Three, seven, three, three. You just said five numbers. Three, seven, three, three. No, that's good. So it's three, seven, three, three. Three, seven, three, three. Okay, you said seven first. Yeah, that was my mistake. Three, seven, three, three. So these are- sometimes there's letters with numbers. Does that have letters and numbers on the keypad? But you can tell the three has been pressed one more time after that. You're not sure in what order? And then the six has been pressed twice more, but you're not sure in what order? So we have all of them. We have all the numbers that need to be pressed. We just don't know the right order, right? Correct. Because we know it's three, seven, three, three, and then six has been pressed twice and three has been pressed one more time. Can I do another thing to see if these numbers have any meaning? Sure. Everything even that's a number? Everything that's a word? Well, that's why I'm curious if, is it like a- A word? That doesn't make any sense. It's like a cell phone where there are numbers and then letters. Okay, I got a three. Yeah, you're not sure at all. I'll look for the crowbar. Wait, I thought you had that you had crowbar under your stuff. Magic crowbar, you're right. We got matches, right? Let's burn the things out of this. Last time you saw crowbar was out of the stables. All right, I'll be back in a few minutes. Well, I mean, what would be wrong with us just trying out the combinations? I mean, we know all the numbers, right? So we could just try all the combinations of three, six, six. You do see that there is a better trap. There is a what looks like three spaces above the handle that you see of where there may be x's lit up. Well, that's all we need are three guesses, right? Because we know it's three, seven, three, three. So if we do three, seven, three, three, three, six, six. No, okay. So it's, it's gonna be like, what, nine? We have nine combinations? How many combinations? Someone's smarter than me. How many combinations do we have? I mean, yeah, if there's three different numbers, right? But they're only each pushed one time and we don't know in much order. So there would be three could be like, three, six, six, six, three, six, six, six, six, three. Okay. Let's punch him in. That's what you want to do. I'm just a kid. Char, you, you also know that like, this is like your parents room, but it's also not exactly your parent's room. Oh, this is my parents. You know room. No, I don't like it. Now that Glamas made you feel better, like it looks like this. This room was built to make you feel bad. So you can assume whatever the password is for this is probably along those same lines. What are your least favorite numbers? What, what combination of three, three, six, six, makes you the scariest. All right, I'm going to read numbers to you. You give me a scale of one to ten. How scared you are. The heart rate monitor. I haven't started yet. Three, six, six. How do you feel? It's pretty scared. Six, three, six, that's it. Punch it in. Would there be a clue in here? Does anybody have an old cell phone back in reference? Jim does have his iPhone. That you can pull up the number pad on and look at it. Okay, so it's what? One ABC. Yeah. One is nothing. Two is ABC. Okay. Three is DEF. Seven is PQRS and six is MNO. So what are the possible? So what are we working with here? Josh, you wrote all those down. DEF. PQRS MNO. Well, you want it to be, it's going to be DEF, then PQRS, then DEF again, then DEF again. Then the last three would be some combination of DEF and then MNO, MNO. Okay, so the seven is PQRS. So that means that it would have to start with a vowel. No, necessarily. Yeah, I guess you're right. F-R-E-E. Because it could be DR. Free for the first? Yeah. Free mono. Freedom. Freedom. Freedom. Yeah. Let's try it. Freedom. Punch it in. Punch, punch, punch it in. Yeah, you punch it in and pull the lever and you see the light is green. Hey, good job. Yeah, bring her a little more. Yeah, I will give you another point of belief for figuring that out. Let's see. And inside, of course, you find your dad's lucky coin. So anytime somebody uses the, I mean, because you figured out a puzzle for it. So anytime someone uses the lucky coin, it'll, you'll have to spend two beliefs to use it and you can reroll whatever check you've just made. Yeah, cool. Nice. Chard, do you ever get the feeling that your dad regrets having you and that he feels trapped in a prison he's constructed, made of children? No, that's silly. What else do we find? What about, what about share with me? Uh, looks like there's a, a silver, um, a small silver case inside of it. Uh, let's see. A small wooden, another small wooden box. That really like cases and boxes. Mom like no dad collected cases and boxes. Uh, let's see. The deed to your house. The don't need that. Uh, a stack of cash. We got those matches, right? Yeah. Looks like he has a stack of what's probably about $10,000. All right, cats like money. Think of all the hats you could buy with this $1,000 cat. That's not funny. That much, that much money. That's one of the games that we play sometimes whenever we're watching a movie and they open a free case. I was hoping you were going to say it work. We stack up cash. I guess how much is in the video. Whoever gets it wins. I think the thing is like, we'll open a book, a briefcase and be like, this is, you know, X number of thousands of dollars and we'll pause it and I'll be like, no, no, no, no, no, no, it can't be, it can't be. The pull on a graft. Uh, I think are they did the math. Mentioned the, like the pile of cash that Joker burned. They figured out how much it was. Is that a subreddit? Yeah. They did the math. They did the math. Oh, wow. It's actually, it's pretty good. Separate it. Yeah. Uh, another really good one I read on that subreddit was how many, uh, how many humans you would have to drain of blood and extract the iron to forge a sword out of the iron in their blood. That was, it was like a nearly 400. All right. You just wrote my next D and D. Yeah. Yeah. Not the same thing. There's a block of red wax, a signet ring, and then a, a very nice fountain pen and then a well of ink. Somebody writing these down. No, no, these, these are your daddies. You write it now. Are you taking all of these things? I don't have to take them just by writing it now. Okay. So a couple of boxes. A wooden box. A wooden box. What's inside that? Yeah, I'll look. And the wooden box, you open up, it's a humidor. So inside are four very nice cigars that have an emblem of the Cuban flag on them. We're too young for these. No, no, no, no, no. I've seen Pinocchio. I've seen kids smoke these. It's fine. How cool to be if I turn into a donkey. But I put enough belief in a cigar. Need to get to this door that's stuck. You put enough belief in a small kid do it, your bottom after doing donkey. This game is cool. What's in the silver box? It looks like it's a cigarette case but inside you only find a piece of paper with a phone number written on it. Interesting. What's the phone number? Here is Jim's iPhone. 3666710. Oh man. Okay. Don't call that number. I'm sure they won't pick up. Got the lucky coin. You said wax and signet ring. Pin and ink $10,000. The deed to the house. We can retire from the adventure. What of cash? Exactly. I don't want to cash. Diamond. I'm going to leave the money in the deed. I can't think of any use for the pin and ink or the signet ring. I may need to write something down. I'll just hand it to you. I will take it. Okay. They're both incredible quality. The inkwell is crystal with some very, very, very black ink inside of it. The pin itself looks like it's gold and silver. Do you know whose number that is? You're trying to think like you feel like maybe you saw your dad dial that number once as he was getting into his car when he was leaving one day before he went on a business trip? It might be somebody to get out of us. Yep. You don't have any phone signal in here. Jim has one bar of Wi-Fi and that's it. Okay. Do you have a Wi-Fi? Skype that number. Do you have a regular old phone in the house? Regular phone. Yeah. What the kind that has a tail that plugs into the wall? Maybe. I don't feel like this is a hard question, Char. Probably like a really fancy one and like a hall table that has like a hall phone. Oh yeah, the hall phone is right on the phone. It's like on a cradle and it's got like a fancy like pearl, mother of pearl. Yeah. Make a thank. See if you can remember. So then. It seems like it would go in your house. It does. It makes sense that he would have one somewhere. But yeah, you don't, you can't take remember where it would be. I don't know. Let's go look. You don't know what the phone is in your house? I think you've been huffing too much paint. The one where three kids talked to Char's dad's mistress. You know, we should be like, can we, I'm loving this, but can we start over to you? We do in Louis. Yeah. So as everybody steps up in the hall, that door slams and you hear it lock. I think it's going to do this every time. It does appear. I mean, like there's a pattern. I'll check the door knob. Yeah, it's locked. Okay, I think this is the phone room over here. Okay. All right. I'll follow Char, I'll follow Char to the phone room. Which door are you going to the phone? The phone, right? I'm pretty sure our T3 is in this room. Yeah. Our Alexander Graham Bellarario. I guess the one immediately to the right as soon as we come out the door. The one right next to the bathroom. Yes. There's a 1960s style switchboard. Yeah. Are you aiming for like, is there a door that Char has in mind? Char has no fucking clue where the, uh, the phone room is. So no. Char, I'm going to tell your dad that you said that. No. No, no. No, just kidding. I like it. Do please more. I need it. Yeah, because you're not sure when you go and open up this next door. Yeah, you open it up and it looks like you're in the laundry room. And it's a very large brightly lit and you say there are ironing boards and washing machines. Large cabinets with all sorts of cleaning ingredients. Cleaning ingredients. Delicious cleaning. Large piles of clean folded clothes, linens. I used to do another pile of dirty ones as well. Oh, there used to be a phone in here. Everybody, um, everybody make a think whenever you walk in. Three, five, yeah, whenever you step in, fidget, you see, because you're looking in this, it's, you don't really see anything in this room initially. And then you see it at in the, the washing machine on the far back on the far in, in the back that you see, because it's the front loading glass style with a window in front to see in. And you see it looks like it's half full of liquid. And you see there's a fish swimming inside of it. Look, there's the fish. Oh, look, is that indeed our fish? Yes. Oh, see when all of you see it looks like, and you see it, it looks at you and it's mouth is moving, but this time you can't hear it. And it's bumping up against the glass. Does it look like it wants to get out or is it like it's trying to warn us of something or not? I'll make a, make a think. Can we all make things? Yes, everybody can make things. Two, four, nine. Yeah, fidget, you look like it's, it's crying, it's crying for help. Let's get him out of there and put him back in his bowl. Okay, plot his bowl. Yeah, yeah, because you plot his bowl and then like, as soon as you, when you step into the room, that's when you hear, you hear a giggle and then you see something thrown from behind a rack of clothes. What looks like maybe a laundry pod and you see it thrown against, looks like it's at the washing machine. It looks like, yeah, it, it looks like it hits the washing machine. It hits the, the start cycle on the washing machine. Yikes. Oh boy, I'm glad he wasn't in a blender. It looks like it's, it's now it's starting to turn, but you, once he's thrown it, looks like you see a, a red hand that has come out through the clothes and thrown it and hit it, it looks like it's popped back in. Now you're right, you have what must be thing one's hand, and it goes back in. And now the fish is certainly starting to panic. So glim. I mean, I should turn this off is what I, is what I should do. I don't think that I don't think that I can pull it off. Like in the, in the medicines, I don't think that I can, I don't think I'm going to be able to do it, but I feel like that's what I need to try to do. Because this is close to the end of the laundry room. Um, well, I tell you what, since I'm not, I'm not great at, at moving and operating washing machines. Um, what I'll do is I'll shine my light, um, towards where we last saw the hand, where we saw the pod being thrown from. Okay. Um, I don't know what it's going to do, but I will turn it to the blue setting. Okay. Um, make a, let's see, because you're trying to move. Go ahead, go ahead and make a, make a care. All right. Do I need to risk any belief or anything? I'm not trying to use, I'm just trying to use it as a flashlight. Oh, okay. Never mind then. But I don't know. I mean, I don't know what the blue is going to do. I mean, I guess it's kind of one of those things where it's like, if he's there and the blue light has an effect, that's fine. But like that's not my, my intent is really just to find him as opposed to like dealing any kind of damage or anything like that. Because you turn the flashlight and look underneath and shine through, but like you don't see any feet or anything underneath all the jackets or the wall behind in the back, like you shine it through and you don't see anything. How about, there are no shadows that it's casting that aren't like clothes. Okay. Well, then what I'll do is after doing that quick scan, if I have time, what I'd like to do is kind of use the light to provide a clear line of sight to the washing machine so that if some, like, so that if one of us were to go over to the washing machine, we wouldn't like trip, you know, like the path would be lit so that you can make it there. Sure. I guess I'm going to try to shut off the washing machine. I'll quickly or try to get over there first, I guess. When you start walking over there, you start hearing growling and you see from from the back from behind cabinets, you see these very mangy looking dogs start walking out from behind. Oh, looks like they're they're low growling looks like because you're about halfway there and the the laundry machine is in the middle, the washing machine. So could you could you throw something at the window and maybe break the break the glass? Maybe. I don't really have anything heavy. There might be like an iron or something in this room. I can hand them my wrench. The wrench would do what I would think. I want that back. Is it a special wrench? Greasy. No, it's a big heavy wrench. Masterwork. Masterwork quality wrench with the tribute greasy. It's greasy. It just slips on. Yeah. So you could throw the wrench. It will be very difficult, but you could throw it and either crack it or open the door enough to make the machine shut off. You can you can do a fight. Do I have an idea of the difficulty in this? Uh, in 18. I might be able to get an 18. I'll believe in you. I believe in you. It's either that or try to talk the dogs down. I'll risk a belief. I believe in you. Talk the dogs. I think it would be care to to deal with dogs. Oh, well, they've obviously haven't been well treated. Unless they're very intelligent dog fellow. Yes. Do you speak the common tongue? Dogman. Care for a cigar. So we so we get in cobalt. I've seen that painting. Dogs loves cigars. Turn these dogs into mules. Rolling this one. It's on its edge. And we both we both believe in you. I don't know if you've rolled. Okay. No, I haven't rolled those. No, he's so is hoping for sex because that was our only that was our only chance is if you rolled the six. So nice. Okay. So wait, whatever. Now you're at 16. Yeah. Rolling 19. Yeah, because you I mean, you wind back and you throw that as hard as you can and it hits just the right spot. And you tell me it's greasy. What it does, it opens, it opens the door just enough to shut off the machine. Whoa. Water's leaking. Water's coming out from the bottom. Okay, but it's not big enough crack that the fish would like fall out. Probably not. Just hold the bowl under the crack. So fidget. Um, I will. So the dogs have come away from the washing machine. They're they're coming this way. Yes, they're coming this way. And the washing machines behind them. That's not their turn. But yeah, they're slowly walking out. So yeah, they're sauntering. Yeah, um, saunter dog. They look rabid. Gross. We got back, Dean. Maybe it'll cure them. I'm relying on you to make sure that this is not a bad idea. So you're seeing no responsibility for your actions, what you're saying? Yeah. I am going to take the fish bowl from him and try and run back to the washing machine. Okay. And then like, I want to open it and put the fish in the bowl is my main goal. Okay. And I also want to get in the washing machine. Yeah. Been watching the oranges and new black. I just, the one episode I've seen someone gets trapped in a dryer. Oh, anyway. So that's what, you know, if I can get there, I get the fish in the bowl. How are you trying to get there? I'm going to maneuver. I'm going to run in. Okay. Make a move as opposed to the dogs. Nimble. I can't stop you from taking the fish bowl because my hands are all greasy. And I'm going to give you a negative one dice or negative one die to your pool from there being so be liquid all over the floor where the washing machine is leaking. Okay. Um, I do get a plus one for running fast and then I'll risk one. Are you running fast? Negative two. I get two? No, I'm just fucking with what I'm just joking. Um, and then I'll risk one belief to use my athlete badge. Okay. But then I get a nice one. So, it's a good point. Okay. It's like a cow's opinion. Yeah, it's a move. It's a move boy. Bad rolls, Tyler. Bad rolls. Bad rolls, Nicole. Bad rolls. I got, um, I got a seven. You are the, the water turns out to be two year advantage as you're able to just barely slide by the dogs to, to the washing machine. Slick shoes. And yeah, you can catch the fish in the fish bowl. Okay. Am I able to get inside the washing machine? Sure. You climb, you climb inside of it. Are you showing the door behind you or just climbing inside of it? I am going to shut the door almost. Okay. It's not going to shut all the way, but I'm going to pull it just almost close. Okay. Toss the fish out so they eat it before you. Yeah. Yeah. You see it looks like, and then comes sliding through behind the dogs. You see thing one comes through and pushes the door shut to the washing machine. Oh God. And then looks like he has another laundry pod in his hand and he just sort of does, uh, cream up the old Jabbar style sky hook to hook onto the, to try and hit the washing machine, turn it off. You don't want to do much too many globes, Roger. Scooby-Doo episodes. Bill Miller's about to go back. Which, yeah, he does. When he hits it and you see it, water starts filling up the washing machine. So next, it now will fill up with hot, silpy water and the next round it will start. At least you'll be clean. Oh boy. Glim. Okay. So I see all this happening. Char, go get her out. Okay. I'm going to talk to these puppies. All right. I'm going to go over to the dogs. I'm not sure I know what rabbit is. So I have to answer them probably going over to the dogs. Fearlessly. I mean, obviously they're not like happy puppies, but they're still, but they're still dogs and they're still animals and I am an animal lover. So I am, I'm going to go over to these dogs and they're going to tear me apart, but I'm going to start petting them. Well, you're, so you're trying to care down rabbit wild dog. Yeah. Yes, I am. So make it, make it care. I believe in you. It is very, very difficult. What? Are you kidding me? You need to beat a 21. Oh my God. I will also believe in you. Thank you. All right. I'm starting with five and I am an animal lover and that's a plus three. So I'm going to add three to that. Okay. I got two people believing in me. You guys, I don't know. And I will, I will let you hold on to my lucky coin if you want. So that means you can reroll and reroll his whole set. I'll take that. All right. So I'm rolling 10. I just need some sixes. That's all. I need a lot of sixes. Your dad is now toothpaste, by the way. Charlemagne dent. All right. I lost one. That's the six of the four though. Can we count that? Yeah, you can count it. All right. Well, then I'll keep these. I got two sixes and I'll keep a five. So I got 17. I'm rolling. Nice. 20, 26. I'll reroll this six. 30 total. Believe me. 30 total. Yeah. Take it. Everyone gets their belief back. They spent, you get an additional belief and you succeeded so much. You come over. Looks like no one has loved these dogs properly in a long time. I know it. I can tell there. I can see their ribs. Yeah. And you go over and you just start paying them and talk to them and I'll dress one up and some of the clothes on the floor. So now not only have you talked them down, but you can command them. All right. Lick me, lick you all over. Baby, and your disease is alive on creatures. I should read your new cane. Char. I just. I'm worried, but happy look. Long term goal become dog dog. And then I would like to go behind the washing machine and unplug it. Okay. I may not do much good if this is super natural. Yeah. Go over. It's right up against the wall. So you're going to have to move the washing machine and now it's full. I'm in it. Just step it over and make it make a fight in order to move the washing machine so you can unplug it. You want me to get like in a button pushing war with thing one? No, but I thought you could like let me out first and then unplug it. Turn it up. Turn it up. Yeah. Is there like a. Is there like a scalding setting? Is thing one? There are some washing machines that like you could also use like an oven. I'm going to believe that this is also one. I'm going to make fish immune though. Is thing one here? Is he standing in front of the washing? He is standing in front of it. Okay. Pushing. He'll be pushing the other way. Oh, how is he? So you'll have him to contend with as well. He's really small. Yo decide. Yo decide. Can I just cautiously reach over him and press off? Is that is this an option? Is he like physically blocking? This is a scene where you just swatch your hand. It's like no, he's got more of those cat that presses the button whenever you flip the switch on the top of it. The ones that grab the coins out of the box. Char dog lord has cleared the way. Do not waste your turn. No, you could do that. Okay. I'm just going to try to open it. You can turn off the spin cycle. It would still be filling up with water, but. Well, and now it's fine. I'll just try to open it. Try to open the front of it. Yeah. Okay. Make a. Make a fight as opposed to thing one, because he is. He is right in front of the door. You got this. I believe in you. I do. I believe in you. You roll six. That's good. Oh, two sixes. Oh, yeah, you're going to be. You're going to beat him, although I think Tyler rerolled something like that. So you got 17 and rolling to 24. That's pretty damn good. Yeah, because you reach over and he's. Wait, do you believe to me? I did believe in you. Yeah, because he's stronger than he looks like you have to get both hands on it. And it looks like you're winning because he can't get the traction on the floor because he's just in a onesie and it's slippery. So you're you push him back as you open it up. And then once you open it up, the water starts spilling out. Then look like he didn't look like he runs off into the clothes. Thank you. So now you're holding you're holding the fish and you're soaked. And like you it would have got uncomfortably hot next round. You do smell you smell bleach. It's making you a little sick, but you're okay. I might get out. Okay. What? You're sanitized now. You were out of the washing machine. Okay. What would you like to do now? Oh, are we okay? The where did he go? Uh, looks like he ran behind a rack of clothes on the opposite wall. We can see him still or he's still you can still you can see his feet. Now he hasn't had enough time. Okay. Because he's spent his base his action opposing char. So until his turn, yeah, you can still see his feet. Okay. I'm gonna talk to the fish. Okay. Yeah, it looks like it bubbles up. Those things must be taken care of. If you are if you are to beat the cat and and ride all the wrongs, then thing one and thing two must be gone from this world. Hmm. Who has the bowl? Is he back in the bowl? Yeah, I have a bowl. I'm just gonna say you're welcome. Don't worry. I'll command this goldfish. It looks at you quizzically. Oh, oh, no, I'm all to be explained soon. But thank you. Okay. Um, I will put the bowl down somewhere. This manors over here. The fish makes two circles and two dots. Oh, I forgot. I will, um, either put the fish bowl down on a counter or something or hand it to one. I'll take it. Yeah. I don't want to leave it unattended. I'll take all the animals, please. Send it on the dog. And then I will, um, I'll kind of start sliding around on the floor. It's fun. And then I will, um, I will yell over in thing one's direction. Be like, look how fun this is. Don't you want to come out and slip and slide? Make a speak. To be fair, that doesn't look very fun to me. Yeah. You say that and it looks like you see his feet stop for a moment, but then he keeps walking. So he really thought about it. So he's moving away from us. Like he's like he's running from us. Yes. Okay. Apparently my slip and slide doesn't look very much fun. Almost. I got a 10. Opposing you. No one believed in you though. No one. No one. I thought it would kind of dumb. Okay, let's see. So you hear, you hear him. You hear thing, thing one, he's, he starts barking. And you see the dogs look at him. So make, make an opposing care with thing one. What a jerk. These aside. All right. Oh, thing. Oh, boy. Oh, buddy. Here's three sixes right off the, right off the bat. So that's 18 and rolling 29. Yeah, it's like a thing. It's like, it's like, just be me belief thing. Just it's like the raptors siding with Jurassic Park because they look at him for a second. And then both just like very promptly go and toward him by your side. Good. Good dogs. And see, he, he, thing one curses and he jumps up on, that's a bad word. He jumps up on the hot water heater. And it looks like he grabs the pipe, but he's out of actions for now. Why would you heat hot water? Make, make a hotter water. Glam. So he's on top of the water heater. He's grabbed a loose pipe or a pipe that's like part of the plumbing. That's part of the plumbing to the, to the hot water heater, the water heater, heater, hotter. The teeter, the teeter, hotter, brand water, hotter heater. Charles is just basically, we do actually call them hot water heater. So that's not going to be good in a minute. How we got a whole minute? Okay. Sure. Yeah, he doesn't look very strong. I'm sure it'll take him probably 10 minutes. How high up is the water heater? Five. It's five feet tall, roughly. Okay. It is a, it is a tank version, not a tankless version. Okay. Well, I was going to stick the dogs on him, but I don't think that's going to have much effect because he's too high up. So you get them to like fetch objects for us. Yeah, that is true. The trial later from the locked case. Yeah. What would you like the dogs to get? Yeah, I don't know either. Dogs turn off the water in the house. So what I'll do is I will, I'll shine, I'll shine my light on him, and I will risk belief to actually have the effect of the negative, the negative two damage effect. Okay. Okay. On your flashlight. Okay. Yeah. And I'll give, I'll give Char his lucky coin back. Okay. 10, 16, reroll this six, 20 total. Yeah, you've got it on him. I look for he recoils from it. All right. I'll just keep it on him. Like I said, just keep it on him like a, like a beacon to his big old dumb doll face. Char, I guess I will probably smell the bleach on fidget. You mentioned that. And think, well, if he has that same inky blackness that thing too had, then maybe we can bleach it out. So okay, I will spend, spend some belief to believe to give him a weakness. Yeah. And we're going to purify a soul. Yeah. And then I will grab a thing of bleach. Is that, is that my action spending belief or? No, you can still do something relating to your skills. Then yeah, I will douse him with bleach. Okay. Because you need to go over there to him and pour it on him, make a, make a move. Because you're trying to pour it on him. This game is so real that I can hear their dog. Hey, you're on the six, 12, 15. I like these exploding, exploding die rolls. I think that's nice. It's like you're trying, you're trying to cover him in the bleach and he's just jumping from side to side. You're not able to get it on him. No, it's a fun game. You have a watery guy do you can put it in? Fidget. Is there another container of bleach? Then I will grab the other container of bleach and try and also bleach him. You can, you can either make your own or you can add on to his. Oh, make your her own role or add on to it. What make your own role, add whatever successes you get to his. Well, that would probably be more beneficial, right? I guess. Because you just be adding on to. Yeah, I got a 15. Yeah, you'd be adding on a 15 that that could get pretty high. I didn't think that you, I mean, I didn't think that you were successful. He wasn't. He wasn't. So then adding on to mine would. But you be starting at a 15, right? Is that what you're saying or? No, because things are because it's set up for you to do in groups. So I think, just do your own. I have to look it up. You're right. That doesn't quite make sense. That seems super powerful. So I think it's something different. Okay. I'll cast reverse time though. I will, I will believe in you though, because I believe this would work and you're trying it to. I'll believe in you too, because you're playing with chemicals and those are magical to me. 11. Did you roll two extra? I did. I didn't roll very well. Yeah, it looks like he's too fast for you as well, unless you want to take both of us are just pouring bleeps on the top of the table. You could take the lucky coin and spend two belief and reroll. If she did that, would she be able to reroll the what our belief in her still take a fact or would that be a wash? If she did that and spent two more belief that you guys would get back your belief. If she's successful. But I would still get to roll the two for the belief they're risk for it. Sure, okay. Yeah, that's not too bad. Then again, you could, for two belief, you could give them a different weakness. I think that's fine. On her neck. I mean on her neck. Yeah, because she's already declared. Yeah. So there's those. So you're rolling six. Cool. Come on sixes. No, I don't see any of them. See ones 13. So like it's very, very close. But yeah, you're also, he's just jumping and monkeys, basically like a monkey between the pipes and the and the shelves and you're not able to get into bleach on him. Damn brachieter. Yeah, because you see where he's got his turn and you see like the hot water heater is cranked up to Max. Sweet. And he, you see he reaches down and he kicks open one of the pipes and you see there's just this massive gush of scalding hot water that comes out in all of you. So everyone make a, make a move. You have to make a move. I'm rolling two. I can run fast. Can I get an extra one for that since I'm running away from that water? Okay. Can I use Shugnite to add onto my move? Yeah, that's what he's for. That's fine. Okay, I'll do that. You're gonna like sacrifice him like Yoshi? I guess. I learned from watching you Mario. I got 19. I got an eight. I got 15. So what'd you have? 15. Eight. 19. Yeah, the two of you are, because you're able to just jump up onto the, the washer again and you saddle up one of your dogs. Shugnite. You propel off. Shugnite. Shugnite never forgets style. So you guys take no damage. Char, you take two, two points of damage. And he's got the flashlight on him. I don't know if that affects the water heater damage. Okay. Yeah. Let's just say you're, yeah, that you have your leather on. So does the hot water does it soak through your leather? So yeah, no damage then. Nice. But your leather jacket's ruined. He's bup, he's punk rock though. That adds to it. He spins belief and makes it a sway jacket. So where is he now? Is he back on the hot water heater? He's still on the hot water heater. What a jerk. I wish he wasn't up there. I wish he was at dog level. Okay, I tell you what, I'm gonna start, I'm gonna start playing with the dogs. Um, if there is a, like one of those, I mean, I was gonna use all those laundry pods. It's like a ball, but I don't want to, I don't want the dog to die. But I'm gonna start playing with the dogs, like rolling around with them and, like tug of war with like an old shirt. Yeah, that's a good idea. Yeah, I'll grab a, I'll grab a shirt and start playing tug of war with the dogs. Just playing with them, just trying to make it look as fun as possible, which is probably easy to do because they're dogs and I love them. Um, trying to think what's, what that would apply to, um, I guess make a, make a speak. So that's what we've been doing persuasion with. Okay. Uh, not great. Seven. And you can apply animal lover to this. Okay. Because you're using animals to do it. Uh, we're all to six. So that's going to be helpful. So I'm at 16. I'll reroll this six. Uh, so 19. So I roll, I had a 16 as well. And I rolled a one on mine exploding six. So yeah, it looks like you, you start playing with those dogs. He just starts looking out from on top. Oh, it's so much fun. Oh, it's so much fun thing. Oh, it's so much fun. Yeah. Then he, he jumps off the hot water heater over, um, just like, yeah, a unearthly jump. He jumps over and lands, um, with you and the dogs, kill him, kill him, kill him. All right. That's it for me, I guess. Um, I'm going to try to synchronize my attack with fidget. Okay. And use more bleach. Okay. I believe this will work. So I don't know how that works, but. So how I believe it works is if you guys are making a tandem attack, you're both rushing him with the bleach. I make my move. And whatever your guys successes are, they all, then they all add together. What if, what however much beats him, you add those together. So it's basically what will go above and beyond. Cause like, so say if I roll a 16, you guys for everything you make over 16, you add them together. Your passing grades combine. Yeah, that's not a great role from Josh. Nicole do good. Yeah, I got a 10. Oh, Nicole's got a six in there. 16 and then rolling. Oh, another six. So 22 and rolling one still 25 total from Nicole. I had an 18. Oh man. Two sixes from Tyler in another. Yeah. So like you, both of you are just like grabbing bleach and just trying to pour it on him. And he's just like sliding around under the dogs. Like the dogs are bleach covered. It's just, it's, it's a bleach orgies in the middle of the laundry room. Like he's able to, he's jumping up and swinging on clothes. Like you just cannot get bleach on him. It's like Nirvana's bleach just came out. You can't stop listening to it. So it is his turn and he's having so much fun playing with the dogs. Go ahead and make another opposing care. All righty. I did get a six. The rest of these trolls are pretty crappy though. So 13 and rolling one, 17. Yeah, it looks like he's like playing with the dogs and he's trying to get them to like, no, no, no, no, it's just right over here. And they're just still like, dude, fuck off this guy. This guy doesn't like spraying us with water or bleach. Glim. So we're playing. I saw a movie. My dad was watching at one point. I can't remember exactly what it was all about. But I remember thinking it was funny. So I'll shine the, I'll keep the flashlight on thing one and I'll tell the dogs sick balls. Make a care. Now that he's down here with us, no sixes unfortunately, but 13 total. Yeah, they both immediately start attacking him. The dogs are covered in bleach. You said it earlier. That's true. Okay. So the bleach dogs. So dog one's fight is. Oh, wow, that fight is. I am so glad these dogs haven't told me that Tyler just rolled like 20, these six. Dog one's fight is a 12. Dog two's fight. Oh, I see some sixes in there. Good job, dog two. Good job. Good job. Rover four, four, eight, nine, six, 16. Oh, another six. 26. And rolling. Oh, 32 and rolling. So 36. That was a legendary bike. So basically one dog just sort of like flips him or the other dog just tears out his, I mean, goes for his throat. Let me make his face of nuts. I said balls. It's from a movie, y'all. So 12. So that's 24 points advantage. Don't eat them, dogs. Don't eat them. Sorry about about three. So eight points plus then the the bleach on them then tears through them and you see like, yeah, now, now thing one is they want his mess. Because you see, he's just like sizzling in that that black stuff is just like slopping off of him like, like pouring applesauce out of out of the jar. It's just weird liquid clumps. This is how I become a thing. And then now that the bleat, the bleaches, the bleach is taking off the black and looks like he's, yeah, he's still barely, he's still barely up. So that was glam. So now gross. Char. Char, are you impressed? Yes. Please don't kill me with your dog. I'm like the boy from the Twilight Zone who just would think Char out of existence. The belief is pretty cool, y'all. Like being six is awesome. Is the room still filling with water? Yeah. Okay, I'm just, I'm going to assume there's enough bleach in the water at this point. So I'm just going to start splashing him or if I can dunk him under. Actually, yeah, I'm going to tell you. It looks like the, he's had enough bleach, the bleach is going to have the further effect. So the bleach has stripped away that part of this, basically his stuff. Okay, I'm going to try to grab a hold of the greasy wrench and hold onto it. And then I'm going to hit him with it. Okay. Okay, make a fight. Oh, I see two sixes. That's good. 25. 17. Oh, geez, Tyler's going well. Stop it. Yeah, because you have so many sixes, so many sixes. Because you're swinging for him. I mean, you get sort of the top of his bleached, blue hair skull. I mean, just, but it just barely whiffs off of him. Stupid grease. You can have this. Give a wrench back to fidget. Fidget angrily. All of this stuff is now gone. You can spin belief to start taking away his terror. Nice. Well, I, how many is that? One, two? One. One belief. You got, I'm seeing a big old pile of taffy you got. I'm glad that you've got that. So I will spin one belief and think that giving him a good bath will. Okay. We're playing John the Baptist. That's all good, gross looking. I feel like that makes sense. Okay. So I have that washcloth in my backpack that I took out of the bathroom, so I will take that and get it in the bleach water and then start scrubbing him down. Okay, because, okay, because the washing motion is what, is what is doing at this point. Okay, go ahead, make it, make it move. I will believe in her. I believe in her ability to purify thing one. Yeah. I will use my last belief as well. But I saw how many dice a Tyler role, so that's a lot, a lot, a lot. My first aid skills will help with cleaning because you clean. Okay. Clean his wound. I see that's a six. That's good. Oh, another six. Twenty two. It's pretty good. Did you roll? I believe in you. Did you roll an extra for that? Okay. Okay. Yeah, because you reach out. I mean, you're quick enough and he's still sort of in a panic and you just reach out and you just start rubbing his face. And you see me, you hear him that's a candle, that's a candle like scream as you're wiping away. And when you, I mean, you pull your cloth back and you just see like this black is running out of his eye sockets as he's, as he's screaming. And he is, he, it's his turn now. He tries to run because you successfully stripped away some of his terror and he tries to run away. Everybody go, everybody make a, make a move because he's only trying to get by everyone. Hey, I rolled a six, a six and a four. So, yeah. 29. Nice. Well, geez, 11 for me. 14 for me. Yeah. He, he goes to run and fidget, you just stick out your leg and he trips and plants and the bleach water on the floor still screaming. So he was unable to get away. He's just laying there, not every body, Glenn. Okay, so I will spin a point of belief to strip away his terror. I'm just trying to think of the best possible way to, to do it. Obviously, I want it to involve the dogs. But he's covered in bleach and stuff. We probably never covered in bleach already. Yeah, but they're not eating it. They'll clean off the rabies inside their belly. Yeah, yeah. I'm thinking, okay, so I'm thinking, all right, so the reason, here's my, here's my understanding. The big kids are using bleach to purify this, this creature, this thing. Let's just call them a thing. So, I'm going to spin a point of belief. These, these dogs, these dogs, we're sick, but I'm sure that this bleach has probably cured them and has revealed that they are actually dogs. I've seen, okay, my dad also watches this movie called Ghost Busters and they have dogs from, they have dogs from, I'm not allowed to say it, but I'm going to go ahead and say it anyway, from hell. They have dogs from hell in that movie. So now, heck hounds. Heck hounds. Exactly. So now that these dogs have been purified, they're probably from heaven. They're probably heaven dogs. German shipper, just like an all-dye. Exactly. So, I'm going to spin this point of belief so that the heaven dogs can bring the thing to heaven. That's what, that's what I wanted to bring to heaven. I really, you're going to be totally the next villain. It's going to be wonderful. They're going to drag, they're going to drag thing one to heaven. Make a, make a care. I believe in you. That's your belief, but I will use, you're the belief to represent my belief. Okay, so let me reroll one for char believing in me. Thank you, char. 15 and rolling one. 18 total. Okay, because they, because you see like, because it's difficult because like you, you believe in this and you sit down and you pet them and like, after you pet them and they've been in this water when they look back up to you, like the, the foaming at their mouths or it's gone. So they, they, you look in their eyes and like, these seem like you have an understanding with them and they go over, they're heaven dogs. Yeah. I mean, of course I think they go over and one of them nuzzles under and picks up thing one off its, off its back onto its back and bring them to heaven boy. And it looks like when you walk, as you walk around, they walk toward the door and you see the light outside is very, very bright. And whenever they turn around the corner, then you see the bulb bust outside. I don't wanna wake style. Yeah. And then you hear a, I'll just, I'll turn, I'll turn the chart fidget. He's in heaven now. Okay. Yeah. So I'll go outside. I'll give everybody four beliefs, take them down, take one. I'll go to the door and so at the edge of the door, the door frame, I'll turn the, I'll turn the fidget and char. It's scary out there because it is heaven, but we're all good here. So it's not gonna harm us. It'll step out in the hallway. You step out. The only light in the hallway is coming from underneath the doors now because the hall lights gone out. This door is open so you can still see a decent amount in the hallway. Okay. Enough. Do you see that powder of white, blue and red? Anything like, how about his mask, his, his dull face? Oh, yeah. That's intact setting there. I don't, I'm gonna grab that. Okay. I can't, it's too big for my pocket. So I guess I'll put it in my backpack. No, no, don't worry guys. I'll still vote. You see that they're just footprint, footprints in the dust. Paul Prince. Oh, I'll, I'll just nod. Thank you, dog. Thank you, dogs. Thank you, you have a dog. Yeah. Once you guys step out of the laundry room, it shuts and locks. And now it's a very, it's very damn, because it's just like coming through through all the doors. And when now, Char, where's the telephone room? That's what we were looking for remember? Oh, right. It's just one over here. Okay. All right. Turn your flashlight on and so we can see out here. Oh, good idea. I'll turn my flashlight on. Yeah. Sorry. I was, I can see because I'm an angel. I don't need this. Oh, you're, you're doing so, so well. I know, I know that cat won't last long now. Oh, the fish. Yeah. Yes. Oh, hi. Yeah. Thank you. Oh, thank you. I was very worried about all of you. We were worried about you. We heard a vacuum noise and you were gone. He, the cat tries to keep me away. I don't have much power here anymore. So I try to come against him when I can, but I can't do it. I can't do it very effectively. Well, you're a fish and he's a cat. I get it. I understand that. Well, that's got to be hard. You're pretty good with animals, Glenn. I mean, I, I look like a fish. What are you? I haven't fish. I mean, sort of a long, long time ago, people called me the blue angel. Like the plane? You know, Eric, the red. Now, now, my parents took me to, to an air show where I saw you in four of your buddies. I was very impressed. Or, or maybe you could think of me like the blue, blue fairy too. I'm just like a char. You're a goldfish. You're a little, you're a little bleached out right now, but I'm very poisoned. You just vomit. No, that's just what that's the form, only form that I could take here to try and help you. The cat is very mean and very nasty. And he feeds off, making you scared and making your parents angry and trying to ruin your lives. That's just what he does. How do we beat him? Well, you've, you've taken care of thing one and thing two. That's, that's very important because he's, he's from closet land. That's where all the nightmares and all the bad things, it's where they all come from. Right now, you're halfway between closet land and where you come from, the waking land. So we're asleep? No, no. I mean, you, you were very, you're very literally in the middle. That's why your house looks the same, but it's not. How do we get that? You have to make the cat go away. How do we, how do we, how do we do that? He gets a lot of his power from thing one and thing two, they're gone. And from his hat, from his bow tie and from his umbrella. So if you can take away those from him and show him you aren't scared, then he's just a cat. He's just a cat without those three things. And then you can just put him out and everything will go back to normal. Okay. Okay. So he wears those things though. He does. Well, if we wait around in the laundry room long enough, it'll probably come and wash them. No. Okay. He likes dirty, he likes dirty clothes. He's a dirty boy. Okay. That's imagine he is making a mess somewhere right now. So you're saying that we need to find him and take his things? Yes. Okay. Because he can pull all sorts of things out of his hat and make things change with his umbrella. And then his bow tie protects him. Why do I send those dogs to heaven? I don't know. Yeah, sure. So if you listen carefully, everybody make a think. Six is blowing up. Hey, I rolled a six as well. Eleven. Well, man, we are we are on the same wavelength as far as think. You think in the same thing I'm thinking? Yeah, I am. This fish is evil. I'll just eat it. I'll clap. Okay. All of you here, because now that it's very, very quiet, the hum of the lights is gone. You don't hear anything thing one or thing two making any noise. Once you sit there and you're just quiet, then you can hear at the far end of the hall, you hear humming like he's humming a tune and then you hear like things splashing, things tearing, glass shattering all from that door at the far end. That's the phone room. I'll walk very confidently toward that room. Okay. And when you get, when you get to this door, you realize it doesn't have a door handle. It's a, a door that you push in and out. I was just like a char. I'll glance at everybody and then walk through. Yeah, could you push your hand on it to open it? And then we will end there. And that was the conclusion. There was. A little fears. There was. It's not like we just recorded the intro or anything. Uh-uh. So this isn't weird or no. It's not awkward. Completely like. Yeah. Yeah. Rough, rough edges now. Not sure. Can you believe that they just did that? What? Oh man. So yeah, that's, uh, that's that. I didn't want it. We didn't want to use the same after we could have used the same after we did last time, but I'm going to use the same show now. It's his last time. So that's a big deal. That's fine. No one checks it. It's fine. So, uh, thanks for listening everybody. Come on the show on, uh, iTunes, SoundCloud or Stitcher. So to miss the next episode, uh, we're going to be doing an all call show. Yeah. It's been a while. Yeah. It's been a while taking some calls. And let's see, we still love those five-star iTunes reviews. It's been a while. It's been a while since we've gotten one of those. We, um, I'm going to pull the curtain back a little bit before we record this. We had a little conversation about how we feel like no one loves us anymore. Um, so I mean, that's a good, that's a good way to let us know you love us. Yep. Yep. Translation, our Patreon took a pretty big hit. You're like, Oh, okay. Huh. I do. I, like, cause I saw some of those emails come through. I'm like, I don't think Tyler's going to like this. And then the first thing you said to me when I walked to the door was what happened with Patreon. And it's less, it's less about the dollar amount. You know, it is like just losing people. What do we do? I don't like those fuckers did not deserve a dollar. Nope. Nope. Nope. I'm going to go get myself a dot Dr. Pepper. I'm going to get myself an insulin treat. Fuck those guys. I'm going to listen to car talk. Got big, big vind diagram between us and car talk. There is. There is. It's pretty big. It's just Tyler done again and Ryan. I think that's it. So please, if you, if you love us, you don't have to go get it from Patreon. It's, it's money, but, but still those five-star iTunes reviews, they're pretty sweet. Those, those help, those help spread the word, help us get bigger. Um, so please, uh, go to iTunes, find the show, subscribe, give the show a five-star rating, write a review. If there's a guest host you want on a certain episode, if, or a game you want us to play, uh, tabletop system you want us to try out. Maybe there's a lot of shit out there. So, maybe, yeah, we'll see. It's harder to play a shitty tabletop than it is a shitty game. So, because like, all right, all this sucks. Let me learn the rules. Let me, let me read this for seven hours. Let me make something up about it for everyone to play through. Yeah. But, and also, if you want a Patreon request, you can leave, you can leave that there as well. Yeah. So, whatever you can include on that list, we promise we will get to that eventually. Don't worry, guys. Like Tyler said, we're going to be back. We're going to be taking some calls and rejuvenating on our, um, we're going to suckle up the love teat, um, and hopefully hear some good things. Um, so we can get back into it. And then, uh, in the meantime, you can always find us on tadpog.com. That's where the show notes live. Hey, if you missed last Monday's show notes, check now. They'll be there again. Uh, you can also find this on Facebook or Facebook, uh, Facebook.com/ tadpog. There's a lot of cool people there doing a lot of cool shit. Um, thanks for all the feedback on the tabletop episodes that we've done because, um, I'm glad that you like them because I like playing games. Uh, and I also, um, I like, um, doing other things other than other than shitty super Nintendo games. Uh, you can find us on Twitter. We are at tadpog underscore podcast. It's cumbersome. I realize. Uh, thank you very much to everybody out there who's retweeting us, especially our episode announcements because that helps spread the word. 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Uh, if you, uh, want to give us money, you can do that at, uh, patreon.com/ tadpog. Um, thanks everybody who's already donating. That's really cool. Um, we will have a bonus episode up there. Uh, we're going to switch, uh, when we publish the bonus episodes. So keep, uh, keep an eye out. Uh, the next one's going to be coming to patreon donors soon. Uh, if you'd like to send us something, a game to play good or bad food to eat or a bag, you can play it, whatever. Or whatever. Or a new phone numbers, a new phone number, new phones, whatever. Yeah. It's better. Uh, you can send that to tadpog.co's care of Nicole Nance, P.O. Box 3785, Paducah, Kentucky 4202. And we have an Instagram. Yes. So I'm going to check that out. I try to put stuff up there every day. It's been a little slow this week because it was essentially finals week for me. So I was very busy. How does it go? I'm almost over, almost over. I have three more tests and I'm done. Three more tests before the six. Three more tests is almost over. It's a lot of tests. You're taking a lot of tests. Chemistry is nuts. It was, I mean, I've never had any class as comprehensive and just full of, just all this random shit as general chemistry. Really? 140. Like, I took like physics to 40. Nothing. Nothing compared to general chemistry 140. Well, the question is like, what happens when you throw this ball? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, am I, if there's something there, it probably bounce off of it. What does sound do? Okay. Yeah. What does sound do? What does it do though? Really? Waves and shit. Yeah. Mag magnets. So that's Tadpog underscore podcast for the Instagram. Almost said Tadpog underscore Instagram again. Tadpog underscore science. There we go. Let's be our next letter. We could do, we get, we'll still our shitty science from Reddit and just do a shitty science podcast. I love it. I love it. Let's really make Tony cringe, drive on the floor and our ignorance, bathe in our ignorance, Tony. And we'll just insist it's fact. Yeah. Like, at no point can even argue with it. We're not just like 100% real. Tyler, did you know that dogs hear through their paws? Yeah. Did you know that? Yeah. Everybody knows that. That is accepted. Science fat. It's called, uh, Paul's law. You know, yeah. Yeah. The pause. Copernicus is Paul law. A dog in motion here sound through with balls. I believe they call it an ear show. You know, yeah. Puss it out. Puss it out the dad jokes. Yeah. Yeah. Science dad jokes. That's our, that's our podcast name. Science. Science dad. Kentucky science dad. Yeah. We got it. Why don't you say Southern? Southern. Southern. Southern. Southern. The SSDs. So, oh, our theme song, it moves us together. We're driving with that track within the assurance of type back.com. Yes. Oh, you have to close it out. Like science dad. Science dad. Southern science dad. All right. So until next time. Trouble. Crap or. Gotta get on, gotta, gotta get down Trump. Some beakers. Got some, gotta, you take the science and I don't even, I've even, the character is too stupid for me to even keep going with it. Well, it's, it's earnest. It's essentially earnest, earnest, earnest, earnest, earnest scared science. That's what it is. Science, earnest, science dads. There's something there. This brand of soda was created in Nazi Germany when trade embargo was been an impossible to make coke. Well, I mean, we all know. We, we don't talk about it. What we all know. It was made in Nazi Germany. It was created in Nazi Germany. Is this still around? Yep. Do they make a kosher version of this? Hate juice? It's pretty close. Fanta. Fanta is correct. Yep. Fanta has Nazi coke. Oh, god. Who? Jesus. You picked up your bone. Like, I'm I'm a DEX niggie right now. - Right and right.