Whaaaat? It’s another Actual Play episode? Yup! Wizened Sage Ian Chandler and Ramon Castillo (of trampoline fame) sit down with us to play the print and play version of Noisy Person Cards by Paracosm Press. Strap in, you’re about to hear all of us talk in strange and exaggerated voices, and all-around embarrass ourselves. You’re welcome!
TADPOG: Tyler and Dave Play Old Games
Ep. 309 – Noisy Person Cards (Actual Play)
Hi there, listener. You're about to experience Tadpog, Tyler and Dave played games, and there will be plenty of game talk. But also, copious amounts of crude, off-color, offensive, and immature speech. So if you are of a rather sensitive, humor constitution, or just letting you know what you're in for with this show, it has games. It has jokes. You know, just games and jokes. Take the games, take the jokes, and have a good time. Hello internet, and welcome to another Tadpog podcast. It's a show that happens twice a week. Normally, two old guys play old games. But this week, it's four old guys playing a game that hasn't even come out yet. Yeah, that's true. So we're, I guess, let us quit, I guess. I'm thrown off because we're not in Tadpog high-rise. No. We're in Tadpog streets. Well, we're in Tadpog dungeon. I mean, the room I stay in down here does have a me type odor to it, so it's definitely, it's downstairs, it's the Tadpog dungeon. It's majestic. Thank you. You feel like my funk. So if we sound weird, that's why we don't know. Evidently, you need to wash your sheets every now and then. I don't know. Oh, we don't have the sweet 45 degree angles that we do in Tadpog high-rise. True. We have nothing but 90 sharp, 90 degree angles in there. In my hair. Yeah, in Ramone's hair, which all the sound is bouncing off of. So are our two special, very special gessos. You've heard one. Ramone Federico Castillo III. Hello, internet. What's up, Ramone? I think it's the first time I've ever said it right. You did. You slowed down. We'll see. I thought it was Frederico for a long time, though. I saw it on Facebook and I was like, "Oh, okay." Like two months ago, like, "Is that okay?" And then our other very special guest was Insage Ian Chandler. Hello, everybody. What's up, Ian? Good to be back. I missed you guys. Well, we missed you, too. You know I've been bugging you to come back on the show. I've been bugging you to be back now. I'm here. I'm happy to finally meet you. Oh, come. Good to meet you. Why don't you come on? Why don't you buy me on? Well, how about this is your invitation? Well, how about you? Sometimes I will. I'll be there. Super aggressive. I'll be there. It's 7. Yeah, good to be back. I missed the annex. I didn't get to probably say goodbye to it. I didn't know it. Or did I? So, yeah. And then I saw the high rise briefly. And now we're in the dungeon, which I think smells charming. Thank you. There's a basketball game going on, by the way. Yeah, right. In the dungeon. My brother's one of those normal people who likes sports balls. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Sports balls. What are the normies? Normies? Muggle. Yeah, because as we're recording, he is having people over to watch Kobe Bryant's last NBA game and watch the Warriors try and beat the 96 Bulls record for season wins. Which honestly, I want to know if they do it. I'm actually really interested to know as well. I don't follow, but I do. That's a stat I knew. Yeah. I'm interested on surface level. Yeah. Like somebody told me to be like, oh, yeah, that's interesting. It sort of invades kind of my childhood. Yeah. Michael Jordan and the Air Jordans, and all that stuff was the biggest thing ever. And that's been a record that has stood firm. Sure. You know, so it's like, oh, no. Kind of an end of an era. I get that. I just want to know so that I don't get made fun of it work tomorrow. Right. Yeah. I need to know if they do it or not. Maybe I like man. My Miss Kobe. Yeah, I got that one. I'm going to miss that Kobe Jack cheese, right? Like that Kobe Bryant. Kobe people from Japan. Guys, I heard they're going to stop making Kobe Jack cheese. I heard it's last NBA game. Also, some warriors died. They set the record for killing the most people. They killed some bulls. They're warriors, not matadors. I've got over a hell of a lot better than that. Filling out my bracket shit. Yeah. Man, that was good. Bring some actual basketball knowledge to work with. Total redemption. Yeah. Thankfully, I think my coworker kind of caught on that. I wasn't like watching these games or anything. Any knowledge about the basketball games that were going on. So he just kind of fell off. 90 trillion to one, I think. Yeah. Well, we were fortunate in that UK law is pretty early. I hear. So everyone at work stopped giving a shit. Every year in March Madness, my work, all the TVs are on the game. We sit in a lot of people sit in the conference room and watch the games. And when UK was trounced, it was like, all right, everybody back to work. Yeah. It's the only thing I actually talk about at work is UK basketball with one guy I see, maybe every six months. And one of our bosses actively, I don't know, he just despises UK. Because he's from anywhere else. Sure, right, exactly. And we were talking about it. And I like this guy that actively despises UK. He looked at us and he saw us mow the words UK and immediately pulled a 180 and walked out of the bar. I was like, oh, bye, Kelly. You better be talking to England in there. You're a fighter. We won that war. They lost. You can get over it. So there's a wig. Quig, Quig. It's only one of Tory, you Tory motherfucker. We drink coffee, not tea. I only talk about that and blues hockey. There's only two things I actively talk about. I really thought you were gonna say blues clues. Yeah, well, we talked about that earlier. I know, that's why. I was like, man, this guy really does like blues clues. Yeah, I'm looking for blues clues. If you like the St. Louis Blues, I got some fan fiction for you. Can we have a soul sister to read it? Yeah, yeah. I think that's a great one. Yeah, I don't know the sex. Shandra, you would love nothing more than just sexually read my third grade fan thing for me playing for the St. Louis Blues. And that would be weirdly erotic. Weirdly. You have the strangest boner right now. But we're doing something extra special today. Yeah, we're doing something different. We don't have it special yet, it's different. I push for this because I like doing weird stuff on the show and we've got a good response. And sexually. Yeah, of course. That goes without saying. Publicly. We've gotten a good response from our listeners when we do like some tabletop role playing and stuff like that. And there's this game that I heard of that's not out yet called "Noisy Person Cards." And it is a game that it's a game designed by Paracosm Press that is specifically designed, here's the role playing link. It is specifically designed to help create character voices for role playing games. So they designed this game with DMs and role playing players in mind. Which I think is cool because it's like voices are always kind of one of those things where I feel like you need to build confidence for it before you do it in a game. I think too, if you've done it for a while, you find something new. Yeah, that's true too. And there are a lot of cards in this. So they've got, for "Noisy Person Cards" on Paracosm Press's website, they have a free print and play version of the game that is kind of like a slim, a sleek version of the full game. Yeah, it's "Noisy Person Cards" light. So they're planning on kickstarting this and actually launching like a full retail set of these cards, which man, I wish it was already around because I cut these cards out for a long time today. And as I was cutting, I was like, on like probably 30 minutes in, I was like, "Man, I wish I could just buy these." Yeah. This is nice though. They're card stock. They're really nice. Yeah, you did a good job. Thank you. Yeah, I was put into this. Yeah, yes, thank you. You won't have the appreciation for it that we do because being around it all the paper. Yeah, well, I mean, to be it's, yeah, just 130 pound paper. It's what you do. Tyler isn't as nice. Isn't this just for real? It is velvety smooth. It is velvety smooth. The ink is not even sliding around. I wouldn't even say it was 130 pounds. I would say it was only 115 pounds. It didn't look a pound over 115. It's like drinking sweet tea donut steamboat down the Mississippi River. And they fall on the floor quite nicely as I've demonstrated here below the table. They have step sum and bid them erroneously, erroneously, erroneously, volorously. I'm glad everybody's getting in the mood of character voices because that's what it's all about. Yeah, god, I hope southern gentleman is one of the cards in here. I think that the term is gin teal. Gin teal south. I feel, however, that that may not be one of the voices since it is a D&D. It might actually be. It might be. There are some, yeah, there are some kind of like not D&D inspired voices in here. It just says Oi. Oi. I heard about this game on a podcast called System Mastery. And they had a lot of good information about the game. But I was hoping that they would play the game because I wanted to hear it. I wanted to hear it in action, see how it played. They didn't do that. So I was like, hey, we have a podcast that maybe we can play it on. And at least try it out. I wanted to try it out anyway. And it's kind of a good excuse to knock an episode out. Fair enough. Sounds good. I mentioned earlier, I watched four Germans play this game on YouTube earlier. I saw it. I saw that on YouTube, but I didn't watch the video. I saw that it was listed. Yeah. I feel to them, it went well for me. Maybe not so much. I mean, they were speaking English. I don't want to clarify that. But they seem to be having a good time. So I mean, they just all concurred at the end. A lot of things were good. The Germans, if they had a good time, met that no one else really caught. So I got you good. The three people who immediately gained a mind to play this game. Of course, Tyler, because you're my co-host. Yeah, much of a choice. Because he has to. So I knew you were a lot. And then Ramon, I have played in a few of your D&D games. And you are typically a voice guy. You develop a lot of voices for your characters. You're in PCs. And even the PCs that you play, like even at DragonCon, I know you create voices for those characters. Yeah, I try to, you know, try to bring some life into it. My only concern is, at some point, I'm going to start speaking with my hands. Yeah. And this mic just might go flying. I hope that's not the case. Just keep your hands up. We'll catch it. Yeah. Or we won't. It's not a big deal. We got new stands coming on Friday. It's good or a bad radio, either way. It's a podcast. Yeah. And then Ian, I wanted to have you on. I thought of you immediately because you have, in my opinion, you are responsible for one of the funniest moments in tabloid history. And that is when you read Burger Bottom, John Turley's letter on air in the voice of a Confederate Civil War soldier. That's the one I listened to. I have to tell you that I am extremely proud of myself. Oh, man. I listened to it. I listened back to it. And I was glad that I had done that. That performance landed you here today. All right. You passed through the Vegas round. That's right. So welcome, guys. Thanks for coming on. The rules for this game are pretty simple. We've kind of done a practice round already. But I want to, for everybody listening, for all 12 of you, here's how the game works. So there's two decks of cards. There is a deck of cards that have creatures or people on them. Like for example, an example would be magical trickster. Another example would be princess. So every round has a judge. And so it's kind of like cards against humanity in regards to where it's like, one person is judge, and then the next person is judge. And you all take turns being judge. So you pull one of these, like for example, the magical trickster. We'll pull that. It's a shop clerk. We'll pull shop clerk. And everybody has been dealt seven cards. And in that hand are phrases on one side. And then on the other side of the card is like a qualifier. Being like the qualifier is like breathy or pretentious. And what the judge will do is make it a little more difficult. Put a twist on things. Like for example, right now the person card that I've drawn is shop clerk. So I would choose from my hand. If I was being judge, I would choose a teenage. I have a card that reads teenage. So I would set it underneath the shop clerk card. So now everybody who is playing, other than me, the judge would need to do a voice of a teenage shop clerk. And then you, the players, need to choose from your hand the phrase that you want to read because each card has a phrase on it. And so you'll pick the best phrase you think that you've got in your hand for teenage shop clerk. And I will judge you. And how well you did. And I will do it with impunity. And whoever who ever. Who saves impunity. That's right. Whoever does it the best will get the teenage card. And then at the end of the game, you count up how many cards you have. And whoever has the most wins the game. But that's not the point. Winning is not the point of this game. I think the point of this game is A, developing character voices and B, winning, thoroughly embarrassing yourself. But yeah, I mean, yeah, winning is a close seat. Just like D&D. Winning. Yeah, explain that to my wife. I know. It only took one game, one two year game. I won. Guess you did, dear. Let's move on to something else. So let's go with this. All right. We've already pulled it out. Sure. Everybody's looking at it. Not sure what to do with it. So Ramon, let's start with you. I'd like for you to give me, please, your best teenage shop clerk. This hired armor doesn't seem to be giving me any bonuses to sneak. False advertising. I want my money back, bro. That's pretty good. I like that. Tyler, what you think? Teenaged shop clerk. McRibs in a black angel can be over marrying Mr. But they just look so evil together, I can't resist. That's excellent. Ian, Ian, your turn. My job were easy. This place would not be literally made out of bones. I like the contempt. Unfortunately, for Ramon, Ian, Tyler, you got it. I heard it. You're taking it, man. Here you go. Take the shop clerk. Ian, do you want to put your discards over here with us? Sure. Okay. And that. Take the teenage card as well. And we all draw back up to seven cards. Can I ask the question? Yeah, absolutely. Is this the one right now? Yeah. Okay. Why do some of the cards have little skulls on them? Oh, some of the cards have skulls on them because they're a little bit racier. Oh, and then the other cards. Oh, a little bit racister. They're a little racist, yeah. So they recommend that if you're playing with someone under 15 and you want to make it cleaner, you can just pull the cards that have skulls on them out. Gotcha. Cool. So then it would be my turn to be the judge. All right. So let's see. Here's what you got. The card is unicorn. I'm going to add a descriptor. You mean like a rare sexual partner? You mean like a woman who will be put on penis inside of a unicorn? Exactly. A lisping unicorn. Okay. Wow, that's okay. All right. Can it be a lateral lisp? A lateral lisp? A lateral lisp? Yeah. What is that? Sylvester. Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah, of course. Good. Anyway, I don't know what I'm doing. I'm using that. Don't use that. You talk to me someday. I don't even know if I can do that. So, but it's not my turn. It's so Tyler. It is to you. The word is lisping unicorn. Lisp. This was so snort. Are you supposed to read something? I did. It was just in force. Oh, of course. There you go. I said that. It's just in a horse. Okay. Mr. Chandler. I'm not going to win this row. It's like winning. Sure of Nottingham. So, it's all your bags. All right. My turn. Yeah. Let's turn it up to the hot, hot, hot, hot. It's about to get cray-cray. That was like that was a Bojack horseman teacher, if anybody's seen that show. My little sister is level 12. But she keeps insisting we call her level 12 and a half. Kids, right? I did like it. It's not fair that you didn't brush it a me day. Well, hear my unicorn, baby. Well, Tyler didn't astoundingly accurate unicorn. I'm going to have to go with Ian on this one. Nice. And you can, for me. I can see her. So, we discard the ones that we used. We draw our new cards back. Did you see one of those was buff? Oh, I already drew up here. Put that back on, okay. Tyler. All right. Tyler, you are judge. And there is your person card. Woman disguised as a young man. And we will amplify that. Oh, shit. You're going to up the ante? By adding uncomfortably sexy woman disguised as a young man. Okay. All right. I'm glad I'm not going first. I don't know how the disguise affects the sound of her voice. Just talk to me like you normally do. Good plan. Do you ever look at the clouds? I bet there's an army of cloud people up there. One in for us to drop our guard. We march on the skies at dawn. It's pretty sexy. All right. I'm not judged by how hard I get. Now I'm going to look you right in the eyes. You know my POV. All right. Okay. So I'm going to do a lot of things right now. My brain is right. Because yeah, I'm going to do a lot of things. There's a lot of steps to this. So hold your hand. A woman disguised as a young man. So she wants to come across as a young man. But she's uncomfortably sexy. But is she uncomfortably sexy before? Yes. She's too sexy to be a man. She's too sexy. Okay. Okay. I get it. All right. So she does a bad job of being a young man. I don't make sure it's a great job of being a sexy young man. Yeah. I'm going with that. Do you want mommy right? Because that's how you get mommy right. It's a Matthew McConaughey. Yes. All right. All right. All right. He is the sexiest woman disguised as a young man. We are quirky, super natural, investigators. If you call out a situation weird again, I'm going to scream. Exit stage left. Snaggle pole, Steven. Oh, yeah, yeah. I think you might win it either. There's no winner. I'm going to give that to Dave. Oh, yeah. Did I get you? Yeah, I got me, I got me. I got some firm. The hardest part in the world. I'm hurting. I'm hurting over here. All right. I need one. You need one Ian? Yeah. I need a win. There you go. Shouldn't have won the practice. Oh, I'm the judge. You are the judge, sir. The judge. And this is your card. What person did you draw? Vampire. Oh, shit. No. Fuck you. You do a good vampire. Just whatever you want, man. I'll do whatever you want. Just name the price. Well, I'm going to up the ante on this guy too. It's a baby vampire. Dave. All right. So a baby vampire, what would a baby vampire say? A baby vampire would probably say something like this. Yeah. If you're a god, it's so great. Then why do neutral evil things happen to chaotic good people? When life gives you lemons, kill the lemons for the XB from the lemon. What if water had a taste? But the taste was really just our tongues. So we had no way of knowing. You sounded like the lawn mower, man. Cyber, man. Tyler wins that one. It was like, it was like, you had to remember he was a vampire. All right. So we need to draw cards. Yeah. I'm good. You're good. That's the wrong thing. Here you go. I mean, it only really matters when we get down to one. And we're like, we're seven cards. It is true. But we need all those phrases though. I have sweet, sweet phrases. I am getting one. I only have six. I am currently the judge. And I, my noisy person, is wear bear royalty? Are you familiar with a wear bear? I assume it's a dude that turns into a bear. You're right. It's like a werewolf. It's some of the sort of royalty. But a bear. Yep, I mean, we know. I mean, normally it's a twink, but sometimes he turns into a bear. Is there a twink modifier? There is. Oh, man. I'm going to up the ante. This is going to be a high wear bear royalty. This forest is full of many talk and powerful magic. Be mindful of your step. Also, no littering. That's a platimus. The unyielding storm of the north to you. I didn't spend seven years battling. Gourpo. Gourpo. The unspoken to be called Mr. Zaplatimus. That's going to be a nom bet. You're playing with the high. I appreciate that. Ian? It's a... Someone is a... Okay, okay, okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Just hear me out, just hear me out. Just hear me out, just hear me out. Someone is revived. After a year after they die, is that year reflected in their age? [laughter] That's a good question, other way. There you go. There you go. I am hurting over here. I just wanted to hear someone behind. That's all. I don't know why that was royalty or a wear bear. I just wanted to die. Oh, I gave you the wrong one. No, no, no, it's okay. Works either way. I need a card. Thank you. [pause] These two actually go well together. An omniscient angel. Oh, okay. All right. That's my magic go first. Yeah, the word is omniscient angel. We all have a magic destiny. Steve was orphaned by wraiths. I have a crown-shaped birthmark. I don't care who you are. You are not getting into this club wearing those shoes. [laughter] Boss fight. Okay. Blessings be upon you. May you always have enough money to pay your rent on time. He almost had a Doppler effect on that one. All right. Okay. I'm a darker angel. I'm going to go ahead and say that. Rastful angel. That's how I'll describe you to my friends. Yeah. [laughter] Dave, the dark angel. She's over there in a black trench coat. I would say he's an angel. He's more of a dark angel. Are you sure he's an angel? It looks like he's in Fears and Make-O. [laughter] People tell you that you don't want to know the date of your death, and they are right. It's awful. Uh, I'm going to have to give this one to Tyler because he's singing it. To the absolute best of his ability. [laughter] Ah, that was good. Tyler, judging. Juj. Tyler is Juj. Juj's card. I need a white card piece. Uh, okay. You want to turn the white cards like a-- I'll turn one of them there. Ah, and I'll turn one like that. Sure. That's good. Fuck. That's just so I know which one. All right. The voice is drag on. Drag on. Drag on. Drag on. Drag on. Dargan. It will be amplified to become a precocious drag on. Percocious Dargan. Percocious? Cocious Dagon. Dargan. We're coming through USB, right? [laughter] Yup. Dargan. [laughter] This episode brought to you by the sound of silence. That'd be the worst fucking episode to fuck that up on. Yeah. That's what a bit of really bad one to have nasty audience. It would have been, yeah, start over. All right. Hello, Dargan. That's my old friend. Tell me precocious. Why am I having trouble with that word? Oh, but-- You know, I was thinking Mary Poppins. Yeah. So I don't know if that's-- I don't know if that's actually-- It's usually in reference to a child. Yeah, what's the girl with the red hair, the red locks? Pippy long stocking? Sure. Shorter hair. Wendy's. Wendy's masking up. Way back in the day. Annie? Annie? Is it Annie? I don't feel like I'm talking about Annie. [laughter] Should we look up precocious hair? It's also a drink with Sprite and grenadine. Oh. Look it up. I'm looking it up. I'm-- Shirley Temple. Shirley Temple, thank you. I shouldn't know this. Shirley Temple. Adorable, but-- But you have an education. But this works. That's going to be hard when we're right with the Dargan. If Shirley Temple was a dragon. I think she's down a little like this. [laughter] So happy. So I'm going to look up precocious puberty, which is a Google. Well, it's like Google's like, "Yeah, that's probably what you're looking for." It's like, we were like eight years old. Oh, is it really? Procious puberty, yeah. Here's like, "Why, oh, you, you porn?" One of our friend of ours was very nearly qualified as that. I'm not going to say who it is though. So, okay. If we were all playing the "What is precocious game?" which I feel like we just did, we're all dumb dums. Prococious is having developed certain abilities or proclivities at an earlier age than usual. Oh, acting above your age. So it is adorable. I mean, but it's because you're acting a little too old. All right, precocious dragon. A dragon acting old, which is sort of a foregone conclusion with most dragons, but okay. Here we go. You should be able to drill down on summon swarm spells by correctly naming the animal group. For example, procure paddles should summon platypuses. No, for real. I heard the spell of praise doesn't require a pearl to cast it all. Big pearls just in bed with the magisterium. We should really either stop putting people in graveyards or do something about the necromancy problem. I will give that to Ramon. It's the A. Ramon. Ramon. And my father says he was here earlier. I heard him. The aura. Randy on aura. It was here. I need a hlight, please. All right. How are you? No, it's Ian. That's judging. Oh, I got a skullsy. All right. So Ian, you drew a drawing. If we'd like to describe this drawing. Ghost? It looks like a ghost ray or like a really tired ghost or something. Maybe even a ghast. Yeah. With a belt. A sad ghast with a belt. Yeah. Or more or two burritos. Possibly a de-boned shopkeep. No. I don't know. I don't know. Well, take your pick. He's an invertebrate shopkeep. This one really doesn't-- You mean a gelatinous dude? That's pretty nice. Yeah, that was good. That was good. I don't know. What do you think? Yeah. It's up to you, man. Yeah, you drew it. You get the pick. What's it look like to you? This to me looks like a picture of a sadness. Of a ghost who still has to work 40 hour weeks. Oh, he has to do a cloping. At the shoe store. Okay. Where he died. How's it going to say the office store? Sadly. That could possibly-- Is that a woman? This is kind of a bad drawing, honestly. I'm not going to mind. But, okay, that's what it is. Is intentionally sort of vague so you people say different things? Yeah. This looks like it has a head crab on it. So this, I guess, the ghost of a guy that-- The ghost of a retailer? Still forced to work 40 hours a week in retail. Okay. So, anyone in retail? Okay, yeah. Sure, when you sew bodies back together, it's called Stitches. But when I do, it's called Necromancy. Buy us much. No sir, a farm is possessed. Which is why the ad called it a monster farm. You cannot farm monsters here. That was all company now. Tyler is for everybody who can't see a Tyler, which is everybody but us three. He's now lying belly down on the bed. Yep. I got to get up. I got to compress my diaphragm for better voices. He's getting on burger bottom over there. I learned this from Pavarotti. So, ghosts? All right. Pavarotti's ghost. What is one of the most common ones people say? I have to give it to him. Just on sheer terror factors. She's ever really scared me. And that was a ghost. Yeah. All right. What? Draw up to seven. What? What? I need four. Mop. Oh, you haven't been. Yeah. I forgot. Mop. Mop. Mop. Mop. Mop. Mop. That's 34. Everybody good on cards? Everyone got seven cards? Quan, por favor? Yeah. There you go. Ian, you good? I'm good. I've got five. All right. I'm judging. Ah, we've done this already. We did it for warm up. I'm going to draw a new one. Lizard folk. Lizard folk. We'll make it a... Gelatinous lizard folk. Yeah. I'm making those noises too just in my head. I saw the whole thing. The big guy hit the little eye. Then the little guy transformed into a mail. And threw a barrel at the double eye. Licked in this crime. If you ask me. I do not know what you said, but I think that's probably the point. That's another unicorn. Plump hand. Plump come in. And I wonder... If one, I am to not lose during the time. Do you have one now? If they are to move, then I ask me to learn. I was going for Winston Churchill, Zoidberg. He nailed it. No, that's complicated. Oh, wow. I don't know what he said, but it was funny. Yeah, I don't know what it is. I heard love is complicated at the end. I thought about doing that. I am not going to hate him. When I yell at you for summoning a pit fiend instead of an arcing journal. [Laughing] A lot after winning these, I do appreciate it. However, Ramon, you sounded like the farmer for Men in Black, so I'm going to give it to you. [Laughing] Boy, you want me to put my hands over my hands. Shh, shh, shh, sugar water. Do that again. That was good. This is pretty similar to what we did before. If I put one descriptor on here, if I put a specific descriptor on here, it becomes Josh now. Please be like reptilian gelatinous cube. [Laughing] Human with the descriptor keeps it at a six. [Laughing] A disgusted clear wolf. Disgusted. Disgusted werewolf. Disgusted werewolf. Oh yeah? Well, if the Dark Lord was the head of the chosen one, then he could provide child care while we sack the countryside. The Define, he's like, "Yeah, it's my wolf." [Laughing] He was definitely disgusting with the establishment. [Laughing] I've already decided to forfeit and build on Tyler's. [Laughing] Oh yeah! [Laughing] I kind of agree with that. [Laughing] Oh yeah? Well, I really wish people would stop acting like Ravens are smarter than crows. Ravens are crows. Stop being bird elitist. [Laughing] Crows are really hard. Crows. Girl. [Laughing] Oh no, the moon is full and I'm t- [Laughing] Oh damn, it has to be at this point. It's a werewolf. It's like a bear. [Laughing] It ain't gonna happen. [Laughing] I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. Okay. Well, actually I'll tell you what. Ohh! Nobody asked me to dress like this. They begged me. It makes me feel like a sexy force of nature. So you can leave your hang-ups at the door. Ohh! [Laughing] It actually is, Dave. [Laughing] Can't see my phone joystick. [Laughing] Oh, that was good. [Gasping] Man. Oh. Oh, yes, sir. Thank you. I need a white one. [Laughing] I got it. [Laughing] How is voicing is making me- Hot. Making me thirsty. It's making me thirsty. It's making me thirsty. [Laughing] So did the uh- Oh, we have a more fun than the Germans in? Or no? I don't think so. No. [Laughing] Can I get two of them out of fun? Yeah, two of them out of pink. Two whites and a pink. Two whites. I don't think the Germans were nearly- I'm more brown. So it's how I like my women. Oh, it's because I'm more brown than pink, but thanks. There's your pink. [Laughing] [Laughing] Ghost! [Laughing] This card's getting messy. [Laughing] So the voice is ninja assassin. Oh. And it will be up with the modifier of a grumpy ninja assassin. A grumpy ninja assassin. So I'm just going to do the voice I just did. [Laughing] Except before I'm going to be like, "Hi!" [Laughing] "Hi-woo!" [Laughing] Grumpy ninja assassin werewolf. It took me a second to realize that you were making a Japanese word and said to see my attention. [Laughing] "Hello!" Because that's not just like it is looked at you like, "Uh-huh." [Laughing] "Hi, buddy." [Laughing] All right, my turn. If we just were horses, our armies would swarm into the kingdom of the hated elf. They would tremble at the feet of a mighty horse golem. That's my grumpy grunt. [Laughing] That's my voice. It was Master Tatsu. I get that. Master Tatsu. Yes. Man. Ooh. Grumpy ninja assassin. All right. No- Ninja grumpy assassin. I'm tempted to not read the card because ninjas are silent. [Laughing] Damn it. [Laughing] I was trying to talk to that. Let's do it grumpily. [Laughing] [Laughing] [Laughing] I was once like you, only more attractive, better trained, and not currently standing over a pit trap. All right, all right. All right. I am not responsible for this. Friendly explain is part of the terms of service for barbaric rage. Now pick up your leg and walk it off. I always have to award racism. [Laughing] There you go remote. He must be a racist. He was being one of the trade federation aliens from the New Star Wars. From the New Star Wars. The New Star Wars. With the new or older New Star Wars. No, no, no, no. Force Awakens is old Star Wars. The good one. Yeah, when I say New Star Wars, I mean Star Wars. Is it me? No, it's me. Yeah, it's you. Let me just go away. There you go. There you go. Go for it. I already got the white. I need some white cards. Oh, one. There you go. I think it was the look that I gave Tyler, which is like the off-sync mouth with words. Your character, Pixie, your modifier. Pixie. Tipsy. Tipsy, Pixie. Let me just take a swig. Guess if I like Star, they put it in your rucksack. Gorge it into an unbreakable plus three sword. Nice. You have to cut this episode together. We'll take out everything in between the voices and just run all the voices together. Like they're having a conversation. An insanity cut, you can just put sounds of clanking glasses in the background like it's just a tavern. No pretext whatsoever. It makes a sane man insane and an insane man sane. Okay. All right. Tipsy, Pixie. Bring it. Hey, listen. The great thing about a counter spell is you can counter spells. Counter spells. If they could be counter. I am most about to slay the demon. I am most correspond to inform you that I'm a dumb smelly jerk with the low world scene. You're getting it. You're winning it for me tonight, buddy. Thank you. It's like you ate something really spicy and you had hiccups. Yep. It's not right, Thomas. What's the other one? Crikey poops. Crikey poops. Good old Crikey Poonts, the Tipsy Pixie. Who needs white cards? Season four. Season four. Are we-- No, season three. Season three of white cards. Netflix exclusive. No. What episode is this? Three or something? Okay, guys. This is three or five. Nice. I need you to-- I'm Mr. 305. Yeah. Dolly. I need you to be an arch demon. I need you to be a-- This will be easy. I'll make it easy. I need you to be a conceited arch demon. If you prick me, do I not bleed? Well, I don't actually. This metaphor worked better when I had skin. The point is, I have feelings. They're strong. They're strong. Let's see. Okay. I'm just trying to slow down my inner grazat. You made a sew-up finger on your hand? Please. Okay. What happens if you summon a swarm of spiders in the spider dimension? Do the spiders, your fighting switch teams? Can you befriend the entire spider dimension with low-level summon spells? It came out entirely different than I started out and meant it to be. It went more '70s villain. When I meant to go like, Louisiana Demon. You're going Dalek right now. It almost wins at one point. Conceded arch demon. Conceded arch demon. So arch demon. Yes. This is going to hurt. Good. You want to punch you? An idiom is worth 1,000 buns, and I am amazing. The "I am amazing" part was added. That actually sounded like Dr. Claw from Inspector Scan. Or sounded like, "Oh, that's you, gadget." It goes to Ramon. I really enjoyed that. That was a beautiful voice. I live in darkness. Thank you, sir. God. What'd you draw? An inanimate object. Ooh. Okay, I don't have a descriptor yet. But the voice is the ocean. I'm going to put this one over here. So I'm just going to get two more. I got a little wet, so just lay it on to dry. I don't want to mix it in with the dry ones. And I'm going to leave my drink in just one spot from now. It's going to go right there. I took a lot of care cutting these out, Ramon. I know. I just want to remind you. Well, I caught it. I mean, it's wet. You caught it with water. Well, it is the ocean. I'm glad I'm going last. So I can hear what other interpretations of the ocean is. The ocean is sad. I kind of depict the ocean being it anyway. Hey, do you think the ocean is salty because the land never waves back? Hile, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. The slowest break a ton of water now. And then if you slow it down far enough, it goes Carlos Bancia. And then it's just sad. I'm about to say, "Mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam." Tarsos. Oh, "Mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam." It's like a non-joke chicken. Well, that didn't help me. [Laughter] Well, neither is this. I'm passing. You may add a descriptor then. I'm looking further modifying it. Oh, okay. You're going to make my life even more miserable. Yeah, you can't win, but you can make it harder for Dave. Thanks, Ian. Does that mean that Tyler has to go again? Bitter, sad. A bitter, sad ocean. A bitter, sad ocean. Yeah. A bitter, sad ocean. A bitter, sad, denny ocean. Man, whatever that sound like, I wonder. I think it might sound like this. [Laughter] Well, hey, guys. Can't just do whatever. All right, so the ocean. The ocean. The ocean. The ocean. I'm closing my eyes. I'm envisioning the ocean. I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hag burger today. [Laughter] Oh, man. It's such a toss-up. I wish like, that stagnation could vote. They were both so bad. [Laughter] I think I took that one, actually, for having passed. For passing, I think that was the correct answer. Smart move. Man, the only reason is because it was just more audible. I don't think I deserve it. But I'm going to take it. But I'm going to take it because I'm behind. So the ocean was very difficult. I'm going to give it that. But Tyler, you need to know that I'm pretty sure that I think you should have taken that one. [Laughter] Could I have... Oh, red? Two cards, please. I did like Tyler's as well. I actually like them both. I do think Ian. Ian's was probably the best. [Laughter] I just give it to Ian. And then a pink card. Everyone having enough white cards? I need a quantity. All right. We're running out of white cards. Yep. Is that when the game is? Does that signify the game? It can. We can just stop. Also, we can just stop whenever we want to. I don't ever want to. Yep. The voice is skeleton, skeleton. And the modifier is... Rigaton? [Laughter] The modifier to skeleton is vulpine. What the fuck? So a vulpine skeleton. Explain. Fox-like. Is it Vulpine? Fox-like? Vulpine? Yeah. Fox-like skeleton. Fox-like skeleton. With the emotional... The past day of the fucking cunning. Oh, that's one interpretation. I would say for this. Yeah. Do you have a xylophonic... [Laughter] The sounds skeletons make, right? Yes. The sandbone tree. The sandbone tree. Yeah, that's just what I was talking about. That's what Homer said once. That's the sound skeleton makes. [Laughter] Oh, homie. That's not bad. That's not bad. Oh. I don't know how to... I don't know how to do this one. Me neither. Yeah. I need the cigarette. I really do. Let's see. Vulpine skeleton. Vulpine... I'm trying to channel my inner Vulpine skeleton. Okay. Yeah. When you say a ton of dragons... This is going to be mine. Not quite Vulpine, you know? Yeah, I know. I'm picking up your land out. Sure. Okay. When you say a ton of dragons... [Laughter] Do you mean many dragons or like one small dragon? [Laughter] I think of a fox. I think of that. [Laughter] I'm going to build on that. It's foxy. Please, please. I think we should do that. Build on that. [Laughter] All right, so skeleton. Probably thirsty. I don't know if skeleton is probably thirsty. So... They're mean to cold. Yeah. Yeah. And piercing. And piercing. I have only seen a creature as beautiful as you once before. And it killed my parents. Prepare to die, demon. What is a man? [Laughter] Sorry, that's not mine. That's what I feel like I've used to that. Everyone around here is so boring. I mean sure. Who doesn't like laying waste to villages? But does no one else enjoy the opera? Hard interpret, so I'm going to go based on card choice. I thought Ian's card was the funniest. What does the card say? [Laughter] You're welcome everyone who just got that in your head. [Laughter] All right. Are we ready? Sitting all on your complaints. Care I have Nicole's box. Everyone you got enough white cards? I need to clean one. One way go. There you go. All right. Your character is cat person. Cat person. Your modifier is... stammering. You are a stammering cat person. All right, a stammering cat person. Do you ever look at the stars and think, "Meow, there's so many worlds that will eventually bow to me. It must be pretty great." Snarf! [Laughter] That's a cat person but it really is. [Laughter] Loved it. [Laughter] And you can't do snarf. I just want to sing cat. I'm a kitty cat. I'm a dun stum stum stum stum stum stum stum. I'm a kitty cat. There's Ramon's turn. Next! [Laughter] To tell you what. If you take the enchanted horse, I'll take the talking saddle. I'll throw in those fuzzy boxes of weight. You can hang on to the horse's mean. [Laughter] Dan, I look like you just bust one. [Laughter] Squatch! Squatchy! Squatchy squatch! You just squatch anywhere? First he sounded a little like simple jack from Tropical Thunder. You seen Tropical Thunder? No, man. [Laughter] [Laughter] Tyler is rubbing his face on the microphone. [Laughter] Whoa, one of your parents. [Laughter] A mama mama must have been an effer. [Laughter] Because your body is broken. [Laughter] You heard a Josh in there? Yeah, I don't know who the stammering came in. [Laughter] Googoo googoo. I can't be sexy without starting like Josh. [Laughter] Sexy was not a qualifier. No. [Laughter] You just read, you just read cat person. People are inherently sexy. Yeah. If I can fuck little bunny Dave, I can. [Laughter] I can't even get sexy. I got to give it to Tyler again. I'm biased apparently. It was perfect. [Laughter] It was the rubbing them face. Yeah. No, it was the physicality. Yeah. Need a kite. Go for it. I can. And you probably need a white card. Yeah, number four. I'm good. You're good. All right. The noisy person is. Uh-huh, I like this one. You got to like it too. Fish person of Daegon. Fish person of Daegon. And I'm going to modify that. Um, it's going to be a giddy fish person of Daegon. [Laughter] What I said. Lifetime supply of poison. I met one dose of poison. It's not my fault. You have a high constitution modifier. [Laughter] That was caused me at the end and I loved it. [Laughter] I'm putting pumps. [Laughter] It was remote. I'm making eye contact in there. [Laughter] I'm going to play a lose. [Laughter] There it is. [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] All right. Yes. Yes. I wasn't doing that character in a game. [Laughter] Especially if there's a lot of dialogue. That probably lasts about 30 seconds. [Laughter] And he dies suddenly. All of these. [Laughter] All of these I think. [Laughter] And everyone that we've done tonight, I think we'll last 30 seconds. They're like, all right. Negative. Yes. All right. Here we go. [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] The druids keep calling it earthbar. And I've been failing really guilty. [Laughter] What did you do next? Richard Nixon slash Admiral Ackbar. [Laughter] What the fuck? Fish person. [Laughter] I'm also I'm also biased apparently. Ramon, I thought you did a good job. Thank you sir. I like that. It's just we're just passing it to them come in the nearest person. [Laughter] Hey, you can do your buy. That was pretty good, bro. [Laughter] You have brown hair? Oh, thanks. I do. [Laughter] [Laughter] You know, white please and then the red. We're here. We're going to go on for one full more round. There you go. Yep. [Laughter] Ooh, boy. This is an equine. This is an having the characterization of a horse. Sure. Of two children in a trench coat pretending to be one adult. [Laughter] How about it? All right, so two baby horses in a trench coat. Go. Another carriage from Bojay Horseman. [Laughter] Hmm. [Laughter] The nays have it. [Laughter] God. [Laughter] Okay, go back to the unicorn well. [Laughter] Nadi! [Laughter] You can get the keen blade without the scabbard. What? No. [Laughter] But there are no-- I said hold on a second. No, I'm trying to-- There are no refunds when it gets to your back of holding and your knee deepened cow-trops. [Laughter] [Laughter] I'm a horse. That was very-- We're horses. [Laughter] It's very werewolf of you. [Laughter] Look, it's just a horse, two children, and a trench coat actually, like one adult. That's it. That's pretty easy. It's like our mom-- I mean, my mom always said, "You can lead a barbarian to war," but-- [Laughter] You say it. You say it. [Laughter] You say it. [Laughter] You could lead a barbarian to war. [Laughter] You're so good, people want cheese and raking. [Laughter] [Laughter] [Laughter] Clop, clop, clop, clop, clop, clop, clop, clop, clop, clop. [Laughter] Air Mendita just got one of those cute new rounded horses with the flower vase built in. I'm insane, the envious. [Laughter] Hey, we're one boy. [Laughter] Okay, so that queen is hard to pull off apparently. [Laughter] No, no. I'm going to give it the timer. That was good. Thank you. I'm the closest one to you. Choom. [Laughter] Just pass it forward. [Laughter] I need help. Oh, there's no more lights. Okay, we out. We had a white card. We're going in the solution. Yeah, let's just use what we got in our hands. That should be pretty timely. Yeah, it's a few more rounds. I would like a pink card, please. Oh, one pink card. My arm's wet. [Laughter] Sorry about that. Only had a neck off for every time I've heard that. [Laughter] And I very nearly wiped off your arm a second ago. I had no idea you had it. I don't think I've ever seen your forearm, so I didn't know you had a tattoo, so I was about to go guess something. Yeah, you got something on you. You have tattoo on you. [Laughter] You can keep rubbing it. Hold on. [Laughter] Get your arm wet. [Laughter] So the word or name, voice is wizards apprentice. And I will modify that with... Now, here we go. A bratty wizards apprentice. [Sniffles] Ha! Do you have any ranks in medicine? I can't tell if this is a migraine or a psionic attack. [Laughter] Said opted for sorcery apprentice. [Laughter] Yeah, I heard it in there. And then I said, if you want to see other people, that's fine. But I'm going to incase your heart in stone until you give me back my books. [Laughter] Oh, shit. One zwinks! I'm going to toss this coin into the air! When it hits the ground, you're going to be dead! Or out of my sight! Choose wisely! [Laughter] It's good all around, but I'm going to give it to Dave because of that strong ending. Oh, it's good. [Laughter] Yeah. What he tapped into his teenage frustration. [Laughter] He really did. Great. Wonderful. [Laughter] Pick car time. [Laughter] We need sound effects. We need a sound board. We have a sound board. We need to put sound effects on it. I do that in the car. Yes. [Laughter] I do too. Good, good. I'm not the only one. Okay. Or I'll do the Dave laugh when I feel like he should have left, but didn't. I'd be like, [Laughter] It's funny. Yeah, it's good. She'll call in. [Laughter] You're... I got to do it further away. [Laughter] Yeah, I know. I move away from the microphone to laugh, usually. I try to. It was really bad when I did that. [Laughter] That's all right. We don't always make it. Yeah. Characterism is man in tux. Okay. A man in a tux. Modifier mumbling. Oh. Mumbling. Mumbling in tux. Ah, I know exactly. I don't do this. All right. I'm mumbling man in tux. And I'm like, I would love your job. You try and think of an original allegorical riddle. Every time someone decides he wants to be immortal. Hey, is that one with a chiz under dress over there? [Laughter] All right, well, Ian wins. [Laughter] One time the king's quartermaster said, "I have a nice cost." I said, "You do." Which is why I am now a swamper. [Laughter] Trying to get the character I have in my head. Try, Ronnie. Nope. Speak up. [Laughter] Ah, sorry. The Church of the Sun worm considers applying bogus to be an act of God. So you are going to have to pay the 50 gold. [Laughter] [Laughter] Speak a little out, Italian. A little bit. A moment I would like to hear. Oh, thank you. That was a good man in tux. Then I got a lie. That was just me. Did I get the other one? He is wearing a tux right now. That's why I gave him the tux. I don't even know why we went to the motions. I haven't even keep the nose. I've just been keeping the pink ones. All right. I need you guys. We know. They're all ahead of the script. To speak as a... To speak as a spooky peasant. A spooky peasant. To the spooky for me. Spooky peasant. Joe has a cute butt. Have you seen it? I'll show you. It is very cute. [Laughter] That's so funny. [Laughter] Spooky. I was waiting for my picture like you. But then a skinwalker hollowed out my insides. [Laughter] I'd assumed my identity. [Laughter] Oops. [Laughter] Oops. Oops. [Laughter] Folks, don't come around here much anymore. [Laughter] Not since the dead rose from the earth and bought up all the rental property. [Laughter] Good looking. That's a good cartridge. Uh, these are all really good. And I do mean that. However, uh, Tyler knew that I was looking for Josh. So he said peasant. [Laughter] He said spooky and peasant. [Laughter] Which is exactly what Nicole tells him to be. Every night. Very assertively. But politely. Well, that's how I just got judged by Fred. I was Dave's a Dark Angel. Josh is my spooky peasant, Fred. [Laughter] Spooky, spooky peasant. I was going to go with sleepy peasant, but then I knew I was going to get three Josh's. [Laughter] Spooky, sleepy, same thing. [Laughter] All right, let me get a red cord. My little red cord. Everybody pull out their septors. That's already happened. Yeah, I'm pretty good. As if it isn't already. I mean, it's going to go full tilt on this one. Okay. Magnificent. Grand Vizier. Okay. Got it? I have two cards left by the way. We have a lot. Magnificent Grand Vizier. [Laughter] Hi. Hold my axe. I'm going to cross that river in full plate. [Laughter] Grand Vizier, Marpere County. [Laughter] I was about to say, I need to look that up. I'm not sure that is what I think it is. [Laughter] It's like Jafar in the lead. [Laughter] Of Marpere County. [Laughter] Yep. Fire-resistant armor is great, but you can only get it dry cleaned because the elemental resistance goes down if the color fades. That's like the Grand Vizier of QVC. [Laughter] It's the job I had before this one. That girl is poison! No, literally she's a golem made out of living poison. [Laughter] I was going to hand this the day. Yeah, that's good. That was good. He's like in the musical... [Laughter] He knows his lonnie, it's pretty well. [Laughter] That golem's poison. I was holding on to that one like two midget shitting in a bucket. [Laughter] I was like, that is the winning, like I can win with that card. [Laughter] I have to wait for the right pairing. [Laughter] Okay, I'm just going to ask a quick question. I only have two white cards left, so I'm going to do this everybody half. I have three white cards. I have two. Can we each take one of yours? No, no, no, it wouldn't matter, would it? I mean, I guess you could, then we'll do the back. [Laughter] I guess it wouldn't matter. It's Tyler's turn. Can I have a pink one, please? But the girl. If you like it to be all even, Ian, why don't you pull a card? That way we all get two. Because then I don't have more options than you. If I pull a card, then I will also now have three. No, just pull it and we'll discard it. So I'll just discard one of mine around. Oh, I see, I see. And he's going to, and Tyler's going to use one now. Yep. So, cultist. Cultist is the voice. I'm going to make that... Sleepy cultist. Judge. A bubbly cultist. [Laughter] Bubbly cultist. Okay. I wonder how many jingle riders are just mine readers trying to make the world a bit less cluttered for themselves? I got bubbly. I don't know what that was a cultist, but I figured that probably could pass. Cultist is a happy cultist. Cultist of Avon. You say a good thing I'm going before you. Because that's exactly what I was thinking. [Laughter] Don't ask me why. But a single tiny spider in the outhouse at night is still more terrifying than the highest level cuz I'm in spider's form. Dang it. You said it out loud. You ate my shit in that pile. [Laughter] That's Granny's peach tea. Bubbly cultist. Mm-hmm. Red lowland, yellow lowland. Lavender lowland. [Laughter] That's worth it for the face. That was a good face. I wish I'd have taken a photograph of that. [Laughter] Even a derma. [Laughter] I cultist loves this job. I'm judging. Hill workers. Extra planer gate guard. Okay, time deal. All right, I got it. Extra planer is the modifier. I believe this is everyone's last card. Except for-- I have one. I am out of cards. So this is actually the last one. Do you think now that we use scribe boards all the time will arrange the alphabet to scribe board order? Sew it up. What do you mean? You threw away my bat guano. Point for fireball. If I add a nickel for every term, I've asked that exact question. Now, that's a quote from Ace Ventura, right? Oh, yeah. [Laughter] He needed to decastifiable. Too dark, too much. You, you, no, no, what? [Laughter] I had the map upside down down. This is the cavver of pain. And the cav-- Cave, cav, cavie, cave, um, torment. Sorry, guys. [Laughter] Doppler, Tyler. That was really good. And there was no, like, um, knobs being turned or anything. No, no. We did not apply any such stuff. Just his head turned knob. It was amazing. That's the left one, by the way. All right. That's it. That's it. We're going, dog. Unless we want to shuffle them back up and play again. Oh, I do so badly. Well, is it that time? That's just about time. So that worked out pretty damn well. All right, let's count up, let's count up the cards. Just the pink cards? Um, probably for fairness, yeah. Well, no, I think you do the white cards, too, because if it was modified, if it was anti, like, when Ian passed, whoever got that one got additional points, because it was harder. All mine only had one card. I have a total of six. I'm the clear, not winner here. I am probably the clear, second, not winner. I've got 10. 16. 14. So Tyler with the win. Yeah. Home advantage. Yeah. Home advantage. I think he just continues to be the podcast host. I'm in my stank room. You know, since 1993, that record hasn't been beaten until tonight. Oh, shit. You did it. You did it. You did it. You know, when the Bulls played this back in the 90s, the highest they ever scored was 14. Got it. Nailed it. And it was horse grant. Strangely enough. Horse grants. It was two horse grants and a trench coat, pretending to be one toy. An extra plan to guard skeleton. The ocean hashtag unicorn. I thoroughly enjoyed that, Dave. This was a good idea. Yeah, you liked it. Yeah, it was good. I would like to see kind of what Ramon mentioned. I think it was you that mentioned earlier that it would be nice to see this sort of not be limited to just D&D. I would like to see a Star Trek or a, you know, 90s TV shows, like something where you can do impressions of some of these characters. I think that would be kind of neat. I think that this should be released with, obviously we have no control on that, but this would be good if this was released with a base version that was just quirky character traits and something to say. And then this was like the first expansion. Expansion, by expansions, add-ons, and I agree with it. You know, if you were on Kickstarter, you got the first expansion, right? Right, right away. Sure. And then yeah, just like the game Flux. We had different versions, you know, like Star Trek, Star Wars. I just think we have a much broader appeal. Yeah, for sure. If it, if it. Yo, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like do like a sci-fi set. I had a great time, but like before we even started recording, I had to ask you what some of the characters were. Like I don't know. Not that that was terribly difficult to get used to. Sure. I just think it would be good, like he said, have a nice base and you could buy expansions that are applicable to you. Like a, like a Doctor Who expansion? Doctor Who. Stuff like that. Everybody do Dolic. It's all Dolic. Dolic, Dolic, Dolic, Dolic. That's all I want, really. Sweet, Dolic, Exaggerated, Dolic. So for the next five minutes, what I'd like to do is pass around some of these white cards, and we just read them in Dolic. Yeah, I'm down. That's a patreon episode, right? Just the whole episode done. You know what? I had the map upside down. This is the cavern of pain. Not the game of torment. Sorry, guys. Slash cone hit. Exterminate. Exterminate. God, I want to do it. I'm not going to do it. Because we need to close the showdown, right? What do you want to do? What do you, what do you do? I want to do Dolic time. I'm holding Dolic time for five minutes. I think you guys have the home-field advantage on that one. It's probably not. It's probably not good podcasting. Okay. What do you mean, Dave? I mean, I really want to do it, but it's probably-- David! I really just want to Tyler to do it. I love it when Tyler's in Dolic. Horse, Dolic! Yes. Thank you. Thank you for that. Oh, man. If you're a patreon donor, you got that. Oh, I got that. Oh, so many teeth. Well, cool. I'm glad that you guys came over. I'm glad that you played it. I had fun. I think we chose. The right people. The right people to come on this episode. It was fun. Yeah. Thanks for having me. I thoroughly enjoyed it. I am going to kickstart this game, because I am curious. I want to see what the full version is. Because this light version is a lot. Yeah. Because if we reshuffled, I mean, we could probably play this for a very long time. Several hours? Yeah. Before we get to that point, where I've gotten with cards and cards against humanity, where it's like, "Okay." I kind of like-- When it gets to a point where it's like, "I expect cards," where it's like, "Oh, oh, that white card--" They don't argue with pairs really well on to it. Yeah. At that point, it's like, "Ah, I think I might be on it." I feel that this game, especially if it comes out in release, with more white cards, I feel like it will scale really well, no matter the number of people you have. I think you always need to have at least three. Yeah. But beyond that, I've played games of cards against humanity with like 20 people. Oh, damn. Yeah. And you just sit in the circle, like on a living room floor, and everybody just goes around. And I think at that point, it's just about having fun, making the silliest voices, or occasionally the most intense voices. It would still be fun to play a low in the mirror. Or just one person, just like your grandma. Like your grandma? Like a shy grandma? [LAUGHTER] A bookey-exuber at grandma. I think that this episode, the sound board has clipped the most. Yeah. Of all the episodes, I think this has clipped the most. Come on, lovely. I know, I look over at the waveform, and it's just the solid blue ball. It's just going across. Lots of purple. So much loud. Yeah. Yeah. So one more time. Sorry. If you want to play this at home, listener, go to paracosimpress.com. There'll be a link to it in the show notes, because I don't want to spell it out. So go to tadbog.com, check the show notes. There'll be a link there. You can download this, print it out and play it. And if you like it, check out the Kickstarter, I guess. Yeah. We had a lot of fun. I can tell you, if you guys had a lot of fun listening, I feel like I had a lot of fun. I could see Ian. He's giving me the look. The joy. Yeah. My face is amazing. Maybe it's Maybelline. The exuberance. Just call me Small Batch. Oh, yes. Let's put some sugar on me, buddy. Yeah, I've had a blast, guys. Thank you. Once again, it's been a long time since I've been on in person. And I really appreciate you guys inviting me out. It's less whistling when you're on in person. It was Tomb of Horrors. Okay. And we've done three episodes since then. With shovel night. Yep, shovel night. Super Smash Bros and my interview. Yep. Yep. Oops. Good to have both of you, Matt. And I hope you come back soon. I plan to. Definitely. Whether or not you invite me. Yeah. You're sure but Ryan's happy. I will be there. We got that dog. Let me play with that dog. Where's that? Me and Mia. Come on in here. Who's the good girl? Who's the good girl? You look good girl. It's 2 a.m. on a Wednesday. That's Brom Doggeton. Mia. Brought you some bacon strips. Now come on out, chill. Super drunk, Ian. Just show us a bit today. Mia. Y'all too. We're tired about this. Now get your ass down here. I don't care if you all are allogenic. You gonna eat? There's bacon strips like you're allogenic. I hope people don't know that Mia's my brother's dog. It's like my sister don't talk about that. Ian just abuses. These are bacon strips. Bacon but it's dick strips. Ryan's curly her inside girl. She's so luxurious. Look at her pelt. She does look like, she does look like Blake Anderson from Workaholics. Does that think golden doodle version of Blake and Pike? Yeah she does. She really does. That's all right today. I was like damn Mia you look more like Blake Anderson every day. Thanks for listening everybody. You're gonna show on iTunes, SoundCloud, or Stitcher. Mix that up a little bit. Flippin' in reverse. Flippin'. Flippin' screw it up. Rub it down. There we go. What do I normally say? Some about iTunes now? Yeah we like those reviews. Yeah we do. We still like those five-star iTunes reviews. There's been a lot of losses we've gotten one so please if you haven't given one. Or if you have multiple credit cards where you can make another account and it gives a five-star review that'd be great. Or just go, do you know where your mom's purse is? Just go, brifle through it. Whatever credit cards it makes as many accounts. Don't buy anything. That would be wrong. You don't have to have a credit account. Not anymore. No, not anymore. No. Free account. You can sign up free. Shh, just get a bunch of emails. Shit, dog. Phil, why don't we have so many more than if that's the case? Well let's see. I think that our tadpog domain maxes out at like 255 email addresses so I know what I'm gonna do tomorrow. Yeah. There you go. Get kicked off, iTunes. Then please go to iTunes. Find tadpogs. Subscribe. Give the show a five-star rating red review. If there's a guest social room for an episode, if there's a game you want us to play, be it COD board or video. Or drinking. We have a pretty good drinking game on the show. Oh, true America. Oh, this wasn't a drinking game. What is true American? True American is the game that they play on New Girl. We need a lot of real estate for that. Oh yeah? Yeah. Okay, and possibly a camera. Oh no. I'm also, we all play Edward 40 hands. It'd be the worst recorded episode that I've played. Shurades. Followed by naps, followed by fake heart attacks. So whatever you include there, we promise. You will get to that eventually. Don't worry guys. Like Tyler said, we're gonna be back. We're gonna be talking about something. It is a secret, secret episode. It's a secret to everyone. I hope you are ready to be surprised. In the meantime, you can always find us. at tadpog.com. That's what the show notes are. If you want to get a link to the print and play of noisy person cards, check us out, tadpog.com. It'll be in the show notes. You can also find us on Facebook. We're at facebook.com/ tadpog. There's a lot of cool people there. They are doing a lot of cool shit. Join the conversation. I have taken a back seat to the conversation, but I do read the comments. So that's how I know that you've enjoyed the tabletop games that we've done. And I love that because they take absolutely zero preparation to do, and they're a shitload of fun. So I'm glad you like them. You can also find us on Twitter. We are at tadpog_podcast. It's cumbersome. I realize. Thank you for everybody who is retweeting us, especially our episode announcements, because that helps spread the word. You can call us if you want. Sometimes we take voicemails on this show. Sometimes we read text messages. If you would like to have your call on the air, give us a ring at 270-883-2555. Lastly, we do have a Patreon. Hey, did you enjoy us doing silly voices? Would you like to hear just more of us being idiots? If the answer to that is yes, we've got some bonus episodes up on Patreon that our donors get access to. If you'd like those, check us out on patreon.com/ tadpog. Donate at least a dollar. And you can get access to all those bonus episodes where we did play. Everyone is John, which I think is our best episode yet. And we'll never release it to the regular feed ever, ever, ever. It's too hot for the regular feed. Faux show. Ramon got ill listening to it. Yeah. I mean, it's probably, actually without a doubt, it is the funniest episode of the show that I'm not on. And it is also close to being the grossest. Oh, it is the grossest. It is the grossest. And I don't have a weak stomach, but it was a certain combination of words said in the specific order that made me skip lunch. So enjoy. I'm actually afraid to listen. I was so, I was invited to be on that episode. You were. And I really wanted to. And circumstances at work and at home, it kept me from being able to go that day. And oh, so upset. So now I'm going to listen to it and see what I missed out on. Well, we can do it again. I'll say that because I-- It's been really replayable. It is. I would play it as well. And I would be happy to actually play it and not run it. I can run it again if you want. I can run it next time. That's fine. I don't mind playing because I think that would be fun too. Let's put that on the burner. Yeah, let's do that. Let's do that shit. So we got some Patreon donors here. Ramon and Ian both. Thank you guys. If you want to be cool, like Ramon, if you want to be cool, like Ian, visit us at patreon.com/tagpog. And thank you very, very much to those who donate. Because it really does make a huge difference. Just give them a little money. It's not that big of a deal. We've got some new stands coming in and some new equipment. So and that's all-- It doesn't need it. Yeah, it increases the audio quality of the show. The topics, the equipment overall. Both of these microphone stands that the guest hosts are using are held together right now with a hair tie. Hair tie. Both of them are. So new stands on Friday. They're coming in. Thanks for that Patreon money. And hope. And nano prayers. The sweat and tears. And bourbon. All right, I feel like I have begged long enough. Tyler, can people send us things? They can. Like again, you wanted to get the express line to us for us to play. How would they do that? Any good or gross treats? Whatever. If anything you want to send it to Tadbox Studios, Care of Nicole Nance, PL Box 3785, Paducah Kentucky 42002. If you want to see more pictures of stuff we have going on, we have an Instagram. So there's Tadpug_podcast. It's private, but I'm pretty on top of it. So if you want to see it, I'll prove it. As long as you're not a bot or a crazy person, then I'll prove it right away. You can see all that, all that Tadpug goodness. Might have to do a quick plug. So go for it. Please plug it up. So Tadpug Nation, I already follow Tadpug's Instagram. So you may follow me on there. The Remote Castillo. I will be, depending on when you listen to this, I will be at PAX East. Awesome. And we'll be doing some announcements for some gaming products coming out this year from Samsung. Sweet. So please keep an eye on the horizon. I'm hoping to be more involved in gaming as a job. It's a concern hashtag Samsung Gamer. That's all. Ian? You got anything? Yeah, I got to plug something. Yeah, I feel like you need to. So I'm going to be good at this ass. I'm going to be playing every night this week at home, just fucking around on my computer. I just wanted to plug that. Oh, that sounds awesome. That actually sounds amazing. Might have a little more bourbon. I am infinitely jealous of you. No swag. That is not me being sarcastic. Yeah. You have nothing to plug. Ian, can you adopt me? Sure. Thanks. Are you in any place? Video games and drinks bourbon? Yeah. Are you going to adopt me? It's fine. I do those same things. Yeah, that's all you need. That's all you need. Maybe a lot of shit. I'll put you in. We drink the same thing. Leave my dad. I'll put you in touch with my kids. I'll put you in touch with my kids and you can ask them about what it's like to have me as a dad. And then when you change your mind. Okay, let's do like a big brother program. Big drinks a lot. Me too. Shut up. Ian, you were my big brother program. Big brother. At Apex. You were my big brother program. Miss. Miss guys. He spot on everything you did and reported it. Yeah. In a way, I did. I did. It always gave you good marks. Thank you. Yeah. I. Undeserved. Handed out. Noisy people cards while they was talking about stuff earlier. I think that's how we should close out the show. Oh, we should close it out as a. So each of you has a noisy person card. Yours was right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got the emotion at the top or the whatever. The modifier. So wait, you want us to do all a different one? The same time. All right. So I've got disgusted princess. Ramon. I'm a sad, my sad princess. Who's talking about the. I'm a bit. I'm a princess. Oh, I'm sorry. You're the theme song still, don't we? Oh, yeah. Our theme songs move about some more draws and we'll get to that in short about to come. Yeah. All right. There we go. What kind of princess are you, Tyler? A bit of princess. A bit of. A bit of. Oh, a bit of. It's like a bit of pill. I'm not like a Brita filter. I'm Ruma clan. And I will be sleepy princess. You're sleepy princess. All right. Female Josh. So until next time. Yeah. Brock horn. Camper. So many male lovers in my life. [LAUGH] [MUSIC] [MUSIC] [MUSIC]