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TADPOG: Tyler and Dave Play Old Games

Ep. 307 – Oddworld: Abe’s Oddysee

Duration:
1h 43m
Broadcast on:
20 Apr 2016
Audio Format:
other

Rhythm Master Paul and BabyBlueCapri (Soul Sister Yarn Sorceress Chandra) join us to talk about the 1997 cinematic platformer, Oddworld: Abe’s Oddysee. We also try weird sodas from Nashville, eat taffy on the mics and talk about Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice at length.

Hi there, listener. You're about to experience Tadpog, Tyler and Dave played games, and there will be plenty of game talk. But also, copious amounts of crude, off-color, offensive, and immature speech. So if you are of a rather sensitive, humor constitution, or just letting you know what you're in for with this show, it has games, it has jokes. You know, just games and jokes. Take the games, take the jokes, and have a good time. Hello internet, welcome to another Tadpog podcast. We're in a different room, we just record a little fears, but we move the recording equipment to another room to give you an entirely different experience. We hope you enjoy it. We're moving on down. Yeah, I don't know what kind of room we're in. It's the jam room, I think, because there's a keyboard there and a guitar. Andy Ukulele. We are chained to different pipes on different rooms. It's just a room full of radiators that we're chained to. This is the Tadpog powder room. It is, it is. There is a bra over there. Yeah, I do. This is basically just Danielle's deluxe closet. It's a nice deluxe closet. Do you think she'd be mad if I wore that on my face and pretended to be a giant mosquito? No. Like she'd be glad. All right, cool. Well today, we've got two returning, again, very special guests, because it's a very special day. It is. It's a very special time. So the first building to get to the second part, the bigger surprise part. So we're the master of Paul Cornice here. How's it going, everybody? Hey, Paul. And with him as always, his heterosexual lifemate, soul, sister, yarns, sorceress, Chandra Martinez. Yes. Hey, Chandra. Hi, Dave. It's like birthday time for you. Yeah, I mean, we're recording this like a few days before my birthday. So this is Saturday. So this is like the preamp for you. This is the preamp. We're pregame. Yeah, she's getting hype. Yes, because I have to actually work on the day of my birthday, which is fucked up. I have to, I have to continually remind myself now that I can actually like be dirty and say horrible things, because in little fears, we were trying to be respectful of Nicole. And so now I'm in like, I'm in PG mode, and I'm going to need you guys to help me like you're gonna have to coax me out on my track. I get back into the gutter. Yeah. Oh, that's easy. You guys are good for that. I'm really good at that. Okay. So she can just read like all the Leonard Delaney stuff. Yeah. Oh, hey, Paul, what's up? The double D's play D and D. I'll read that. Just main line. The girl sucks her DM off so she can save her character from certain death. Well, that's why we do it. That's why we DM. Yeah. So that's happened plenty of times joking aside. Like this is totally a thing that happens. It starts as a joke. And then it's just like, well, we're already here. So wouldn't it be funny if like you didn't have to make the Constitution save? Okay, so you guys make a rope out of your shirts. So you need to take off your shirts. It's role play guys. It's larping, it's larping. Let's go to this in the park. And in the mystical times of D and D, there are no bras. Nope. No reason for them. Yep. We got to, we got to maintain verusimilitude here. Okay. Thanks for bringing me back to here guys. Now I'm primed and ready to roll. Yeah, we're horrible people. It's fine. Boobies, boobies, boobies, boobies, rucking everywhere. Damn right. So on this very special day of pre-birthday, then uh, Chandra, I'll swing it over to you. Yeah, we are talking about Tails from the Borderlands. It's a telltale game. I don't want to do that. That doesn't sound any fun to me. Yeah, I didn't play that game at all. Oh, but you know what I did play. What did you play? I played Odd World Aves Odyssey. That really well. Oh, you arranged things perfectly. I thought this would work well. I mean, I'm glad you are now because we're going to play Dash that pretty hard. I don't care if you guys hated it. Oh, thank God. All right. That takes a lot of pressure off. That's better. I'm fine. Happy birthday, man. Thank you. Before we get to all that, I'm your beard host Tyler. Hey, we got a package. We got a package. I'm going to reach over here and get it. Oh, shit. That looks like a window. Looks like someone shipped us a window. They shipped you a picture frame. Yeah, it is a package from Jordan morale, my row, meow. We don't know. We don't know. Well, we do know. Jordan meow. It's fun to say like that. Jordan right now. Thank you for your gift. We'll just poke fun. Look at this dumb asshole sending his stuff. Yeah, get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Oh, yeah. Do it. Do it. Oh, looks like it's got insulation. Do it. It's a picture frame. Hey, are those sharks? Well, I don't know. It's a mirror. It's a mirror, but are those pictures sharks or buttholes? Oh, I recognize. I recognize some of those guys. I don't. Can't see it all that well. Yeah. Oh, wait a minute. Are those the kitties? This is in Jordan's bag. Let's explain what it was. Well, that is something that was in my old house that I guess I mixed up with about the package. It's a mirror. It's a mirror of your cap. It's a mirror in sky. Black and white to rip from sky all around it. That would've been the creepiest thing if a man had said it to you. It's just a message. Yeah. So let me go downstairs and see if I can grab that package. Oh, yeah. Awesome. I was really hoping it was a portrait of you guys that would age like instead of you, you know? That is truly the perfect thing. I was wondering for a second why there was no return dress or address on there. When I saw the mirror, I was like, how did that not break? That is amazing. Yeah. Like, wow, there's just a little bit of cotton in there. Our postal workers are and they're geniuses. Yeah. I mean, they're so careful with your packages. Never mind that I get boxes that are crud, and they're like fine. And then when I was trying to determine what the photographs were, it's like, oh, they're Tyler's. They're Tyler's cats. And what kind do we start getting creepy? Yeah. Well, clearly, this wasn't meant for me. Or was it? There's just heavy grass. No, it was like shave. I thought you would enjoy this mirror photographs of Tyler's cats. Just to kind of clarify, the reason I was like, are those like buttholes or something? Was that it's stark in here? Everything looks like. Because of all the buttholes. Yeah. All the buttholes are everywhere. Well, I don't have great vision. Great vision for buttholes. I do. I don't have really good fan low light vision. 2020 butthole vision. Oh, yeah. Totally. That's a real thing. I can always find a butthole. It's really useful. The difference between the butthole and the not butthole. Ball, no way in on this. I don't really have any particular thoughts on buttholes. I don't know. Come on, man. Everyone's got an opinion on buttholes. Oh, man. Opinions are like assholes. I've seen my uncles. I don't guess I have it. I was told I was going to be getting it because Jacob was bringing it back to me in a bunch of stuff. I thought that was it. It's not and I went down to check the rest of the stuff. Nothing's in there. Sorry for that. It must have just it's somewhere else in transit still. Sorry for that package tees, Jordan. I bet Jordan was all like he just he's got it. He got to work. He had his like egg McMuffin. He's unwrapping it. It's early. He gets there early because he's responsible. And he was listening. He put his earbuds in and he turned it on. He unwrapped his egg McMuffin. And he's like, oh, this is it. This is my moment. This is the one where they open my river in sky framed mirror. What? That's not what. And then I have to listen to these three stall by talking about buttholes. Mediocre game talk, but lots talking about buttholes. Well, that's okay because we have sodas and stuff that are brought to us by Paul and Chandra from are these Nashville local sodas or these? They're from a store in downtown Nashville called Rocket Fizz and they kind of specialize in selling like weird sodas and all kinds of different candies. I've been there. I like this store. It's called Rocket Fizz. Rocket Fizz. It's a pretty neat little store. It's really across the street from the hooters. The downtown hooters that I believe Taryn worked up. Yeah, it's close. Yeah. Yeah, it's like just on the corner. We packed them in like a ton of ice and... Hey, you're a professional. Broker. Broker bags. Yeah. Are these twist tie or don't need to... I am not positive. I have a bottle opener on my keys that are in the other room. I got one. Okay, cool. Well, this is prepared. Do you want any of my water? That's in there? Yeah. Trying to make me fall off the stool here. Just leaving this room and coming back. It smells like badissi in this room already. Already. Well, that is fortunately we're in the powder room. That's fine. Danielle is going to be super pleased in the morning when she gets ready. Because I was already sweating a whole lot doing little fears in the other rooms just now. Yeah, we have to turn the AC off because the mics pick it up. So yeah, we're sweating balls in here. I'm on top of my already worst sweating balls. So I know I'm not pleasant. Well, we can help you cool off with some refreshing buffalo wing soda. All right. Some cool island tunes. We have a few others, but I don't know exactly how we want to do this. Well, let's pass around. One at a time. Yeah, let's pass around. We can ask them around and I'll take some. We will taste our sodas. We don't like brain spam and don't taste it. There you go. I'll let Dave start it off. I'll at least taste it. I'm not making promises beyond that. I'm just saying I hate soda with a passion and I will still drink some. I've got one at the end that's kind of a palate cleanser. I'm pretty sure. All right. You're pretty sure. This is, guys, I don't know if you know this, but this is artificial. It says right on the label, artificial lester's fixings, lester's fixings, and lester looks like a molester. Lester the molester. This is buffalo wing soda original. It is made in the USA, pure king sugar. So it can be all bad. The slogan at the bottom is, y'all get your fixings. All right. Here we go. I'm going to try this first. Okay. That is a drink. Your mom always said, if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything. It's about how it was up to the first time we kissed. It smells. All right. We tried it. And spicy. Just go for it. I am. It tastes the same, too. Weirdly. Well, I always eat wings before I kiss boys. I think it's the best thing to do. Oh, man. All right. I mean, it's not good. No, all right. I guess it's my turn here. Yeah, it is. It's a go. Okay. Just close your eyes and swallow. Work is throat, Chandra. Yeah. No, no. Do not care for that. That aftertaste is not good. No, I'm glad I'm going to get snowballed by everybody's buffalo wing soda. The aftertaste on that. That's weird. Yeah. Right. It's like a spicy. Yeah. It's got like a little bit of spice at the end of it. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of a teensy bit. It's like cream soda and flour and it's like a little bit of pepper in it. Yeah. It's kind of yeah. Mm. Let's have this over here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But, uh, okay. So next up, we've got something else. I'll hand it over to Dave. All right. So it needs to be opened. Oh boy. What is this label even? Yeah. Yeah. This is. I picked it out specifically because of that label. Yeah. That one's Chandra's fault. This is. Hey, thanks for throwing me under the bus, honey. No problem, babe. This is I don't want to. I don't want to drink this. This is gross gusses. Indian Wells brewing co pimple pop. Yep. Mm hmm. Hey, pimple pop. Yeah. The label is a very a gentleman, very unfortunate skin. It's like an extreme close up. Mm. I don't know how they found a photograph of me in high school, but marshmallow soda. I managed to do it. I know. I'm actually pretty excited about. Yeah, I think this should be okay. Marshmallow soda. I can see that working at least. Oh, I didn't even. I didn't even look at the flavor. I was just like a pimple pop. I have to use my shirt to open it because I am a very sensitive gentleman. Now we have like the next is like Chet felons come blast soda. This smells pretty good. Yeah, that's good. Okay. That's good. You're going to enjoy this. I think cool. Cool. I'm glad that at least one of these was not bad. It tastes like carbonated milk. Oh, that is yummy. After you eat Lucky Charms, you know that the milk, it tastes like that, but carbonated. Yeah, it's interesting. I mean, I know what you've said. Yeah, I know. But you're carbonated milk. Carbon Tyler. You ever put milk in a little soda stream? It's like that. You're exactly right about that. That's not bad at all. I'm going to. We're going to have to go back and I'm going to have to get some of that. Oh, yeah, I like that. Yeah. Pretty good. Pretty good. Nice little surprise. All right. Number three out of four. All right. Three out of four. This is a red. It looks like a healing potion because the liquid in here is oh, oh, yeah. I picked this one out because it seemed weird, but there's a chance that it's good. Oh, this is the original red velvet cupcake cookie dough bites soda. Tyler. Red velvet. Red velvet. Red velvet soda. Red velvet cake. If I can thought of dying. All right. So that's opened up. There are no extreme closeups of unfortunate skin on this label. Nor are there any. Red velvet and cookie dough. That's a complex thing to fit in a soda. That's a strong smell. It's a strong odor. Smells like red velvet and cookie dough. No. Just go for it, babe. I know. I just want to smell it. Can I not smell it? Tastes like red fives and butter. Do you want the tannins to mellow? Is that what you're waiting on? This is oh, oh, coming back on you. What's really weird about it is for some reason, the aftertaste is better than the taste of this. No, it's not. No. No. All right. Let's let's take a shot at this. Yeah, that's awful. Yeah. It's not the worst, but give me the rock. It's not the worst, but it's just carbonated water in a weird configuration. It's gross. That's what it is. It is not improving my love, my hate for soda. I don't even mind the aftertaste on it. It's a disdain. It definitely tastes like cupcake. Yeah. That's pretty distinct. Like, yeah, vanilla. It's, I mean, I don't think it's terrible. I can see where it would appeal to some people. It's definitely not something I drink regularly. That marshmallow is like a burger. Yeah. The marshmallow soda, I would totally drink on a regular regular basis. But the buffalo wing is definitely worse than that. Oh, yeah. The buffalo wing so far is the worst. Yeah. Okay. So here's this is the last one. This is the last one. This is supposed to be a bit of a palate cleanser, but I just figured you would appreciate it. I get a feeling that you're just going to like it, you know? Well, looking at the label. You're probably right, because this is Coca Cola. Yep. I love the slogan. Have you read the slogan? This is so on the label. There is a rooster. And the slogan is strong cola taste. They got a, it's just a hint of cock. Just a little cock. We dip our drinks into every batch. That was easy to open. Okay, here we go. Easy to make the cock Cola pop. Cock Cola, which smells, it smells just like RC. This is going to be great. Because you know, you know, I love RC. It's basically just RC. Oh, I got to go back for more. You love that cock? No, I'm dipping. Love the taste of cock. That is good. I do. I'm going to test. It's really good. It's like a really good RC. Okay. Yeah, it's a tasty cock. There's your stinger. Yeah, yeah, definitely, definitely feeling like if you like RC, then this would be for you. It's got hints of a two hour game of basketball. See, I did not like RC. Oh, yeah. Not working for us. Not a fan of the cock Cola. Because that's what, for the longest time, Arby's only had RC products. So I would have to go get a sandwich at Arby's and then go to like McDonald's and get fries and a drink. And they knew Arby's knew that. And they're like, we're losing that man's business. That big Montana, fine. You're gonna fucking pay $6 for myself. Getting ripped off, whatever. I always drink my soda from home. I do. I've got it in my little car, my cup holder in my car. And I roll through that drive through and they're like, would you like a soda? And I'm like, no, I've got my Coke Zero. Thank you. Yeah, yeah. I do that most of the time at McDonald's. But recently, since they've been doing the Monopoly thing, I'm just like, yeah, I'll take two more game pieces. It's crazy how like McDonald's can like tap into my brain. And it's like, honestly, I don't eat McDonald's that often. But my mom brought over breakfast like a week ago. And she stopped by McDonald's. And I was like, oh shit, it's Monopoly. Wait, you didn't tell me it was Monopoly. And then it was like, baby, baby, baby, I blunched dinner, lunch dinner. Yeah. Yeah. All the pieces collect all the pieces. And it's like, and then I just had this little collection of like free food that I do nothing with. I just look at it and cherish it. My little, my little fried treasures. Get it framed for later. Yeah, that's a great idea. I love it. Every year, your wall of failure. Yeah, it's like, it's like how my grandad had a coin collection. But I've got, I've got Monopoly pieces behind glass. No joke. What I want to do at some point in terms of like coin collecting, I want to, I want to collect like old arcade tokens, you know, from different arcades all across the country. Well, that's an actually a good idea. I exclusively talking about bad ideas. Sorry. Sorry. Like that hominopic thing made me. You want a Bitcoin collection? You're a little bit boy. That's not a problem in the bedroom. I'm not going to fire back because it's your birthday. Free shots of ball today. He's kind of awesome. But yeah, so yeah, I also brought Taffy from Rocket Fizz. If you guys want to check out some of the flavors of Taffy we got, I do. Okay. They look like there's all kinds of different flavors. It's dark in here, but they look like dumb, dumb suckers without the sticks. I mean, they're chewy. So, you know, I mean, but yeah, they should have gotten a room temp now. I grabbed a handful. Oh, are they? Oh, they were in the cooler. Yeah. Yeah. There's, we got a bunch of different flavors. If you guys want to try and figure it out, like I've got like a list and pictures for all of them. So you can't say that when I can't see them. All right. I'm on it. I got a flashlight. Okay. Oh, you're on it. Okay. So this is like a brown Taffy, right? Yeah. Yeah. So this is probably like chocolate or something like that. Yeah. Chocolate Taffy. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm eating it. Is that okay? Yeah. No, no, no. I don't know how we plan to do this exactly. I was just like, yeah, we'll bring up some candy. It'll be fine. Oh, this is like a really good Tootsie roll. Yeah. That's what this is. Yeah, that's that one's the chocolate Taffy there. What is that? Pink one. Pink one. There was a lot of pink one. I guess it would be like maybe bubble gum or strawberry. I don't know. Maybe strawberry. We got pink lemonade. It's making a bright pink lemonade lemonade. Yeah. Here's like a, this one looks like an art eraser. Is it swirly? It is swirly. I think I think like you can probably do better with this because you got a better angle. Like the glare is making it hard for me to see the exact color of the thing. Oh, I don't want this one. I just figured out what it is. Eat it. That tastes like strawberry shortcake or something. Eat it. Eat it, corn. Yeah. What color was it? I'm originally a string of all the out of context. Stane Chandra says, you take that cock. Yeah, you eat it, corn. That's not bad. I don't like pineapples. Why did you get them then? I love pineapples. Me too. Because I got them from people. I got them for everyone else because I'm nice. Have you tried one yet? Where did you just pass one off on to me? Pass one off on you. Wait, this one is frosted cupcake. I know that. So this is the white ones. The white ones that is frosted cupcake. Yeah. I'm going to go with pineapples. I'm going to go with them now. I'm going to go with them now. I'm going to go with them now. I'm going to go with them now. I'm going to go with it. I think that's pineapple. I'm actually a cup of ice. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And I don't like frosting period. Yeah. I would really like to find one of those maple bacon ones. That was one that I was like, yeah. Let's check that out. So you weren't a Dunkaroos kid, Tyler? Just with the cookies. Yeah. And even like cake. Like I will need to rest. Very little frosting. We could round the frosting. Yes, that is it. That's the maple bacon, the pink. That is it. It was the cold-maced cupcakes I take off the frosting. We would have made a good team because that was all about the frosting. I like the light frosting, but there's a point of diminishing returns very quickly on frosting. So that is it. Homemade frosting. I can do a lot better than store bought. Yeah. Yeah, I got that. The cream cheese icing. That's fine too. Which is really good. Which one's that? With right pink. It's the pink lemonade. I can do it. Yeah, probably the pink lemonade. So this is a store in Nashville, huh? Yeah. I'm going to have to go there. Rocket Fizz. This one is called All American if someone wants to try it. Yeah. We have no idea what flavor it is, but we've got stars on it. It's very American. It's super American. It's white. It's America. Fuck yeah, the candy. Of course, it's white. It's American. Red, white, and blue. So I have a theory. Let's see. Oh. Sorry, Siri. I don't know what it's called. Tyler, you can help me. You guys all help me. It's a really, it's that white chalky candy. Necko wafers. No. Is that what it is? Maybe. They're like little squares that come in like an Altoids tin. Maybe just like a mint. A mint candy. I have no idea. Where are you talking? Are you talking about chiclets? No, I'm not talking about chiclets. That's not American. It's chalky. It's like it's definitely an old person candy. It's like one of those where it's like, it's kind of powdery. No, no, no. Old person, older than that. Yeah, smarties have been around for a minute, but yeah, okay. It's like a grandma candy powdery. Yeah, it's powdery where you bite into it and it's like it just like all collapses. What they make those valentines candies out of? Kind of, but more brittle. It's a very brittle candy. Tyler, maybe we can find another one. You can try it. You'll know it as soon as you taste it. You'll know what I'm talking about. That's American. Yeah, that's super American. It's super American. Let's see. Each one of these pieces is like 800 calories, right? Oh, yeah, sure. What do you want to try? Yeah, I'm going to try one of the pink. This is a pink lemonade. It's the wealth gap. It's a wealth gap. Can you shine that? I want to see if that's pink lemonade. Oh, yeah, that's pink lemonade. Okay, cool. That's some pinky lens. He has like a kind of a weak, weak, minty taste. Yeah, it's like, it's like one of those little chalky mints. Okay, that looks like, Chandler, you've got a green swirled pink one. Green and pink. Is that the mojito? No, mojito's white with green specks. This is really exciting for everyone I bet. Oh, yeah, totally. No, we asked them if they were okay with it and they all said, yeah. Cool. So this is what they get. What's this? What's this light yellow one? It's some kind of banana collection. I think that might be butter popcorn. All right, bring it on. I'm one of those weird people who loves butter popcorn jelly beans. Yes. Yes. Oh, man. That tastes like sin to me. Yeah. It's either your butter popcorn or honey. I think honey is a darker one. No, this is popcorn. It tastes like when Easter and sometimes Christmas, I would get like those popcorn bunnies or popcorn and sannas, which is popcorn held together by marshmallow, like a rice crispy treat for popcorn. That sounds really good. Yeah, really good. But yeah. Oh, this is stachea. That's what this is. There's a peanut butter and jelly here if you want to try that. Oh, yeah. There's huckleberry, too. I don't even know. I don't even know what that is. I don't know. I know Nicole was really excited when she grabbed one. She's like, oh, I think she really liked that one. Or Josh grabbed it. Peanut butter jelly thumbs up. Does it taste like peanut butter and jelly? Oh, pistachios, but the grape jelly flavor overwhelms the peanut butter. But yeah. All right. Let me see. I think this is the s'mores. I'm going to take the s'mores. Oh, yeah. I think we got more than one of those. Is there another one of those floating around? Yeah, grab mostly. I was going to say I was done until you said s'mores because because s'more. Yeah, I think this is a s'mores. So yeah, there you go, Tyler, since you expressed specific interest. I'm trying to see. What's that green there? Your phone. The screen. Is that the? It's like Margarita. Margarita? It's either Margarita or Marjito. No, it's Margarita. Margarita. That's Margarita. Huckleberry. I'll try the huckleberry. I'll see what the fuss is all about. Straight up purple. That's all that huckleberry about. I say, boy, I say, s'mores. Pretty good. All right. Huckleberry. It is like it is grimace purple. Nothing can kill the grimace. Thank you. I set you up to that. Yeah, it's okay. Yeah, I think I'm good for now. I might grab one of these in the middle of the show. What's this? Neapolitan. I think that's baked Alaska. Okay, we'll try that. And then I'll be done. I really enjoy this. This is a really good. This is a really good bring. Thank you. You're welcome. We wanted to balance out the soda with something that had at least good potential to be tasty. Speaking of which, Tyler, can you hear me that cock? Mm-hmm. Hell yeah, man. Thank you. Corn love. You can have all that cock. Corn loves the cock. Okay. Thank you. All right. Welcome. Let's talk about our world now. Do you guys hear that? I do. Sounds like Chandra cheering. The Chandra cheering train, which, of course, ushers in a segment that we like to call, David's Wikipedia. Okay, guys. Odd world, colon, Abe's Odyssey, is a platform video game developed by Odd world inhabitants and published by GT Interactive. It was released in 1997 for the PlayStation video game console, DOS and Microsoft Windows in North America, Australia and Europe. The game was released under the title Abe Uggogo, or as it is known in Japan, Abu Uggogo. In Japan, the PlayStation publisher was soft to bank and a PC version followed in 2001. Guys, the Game Boy version of Abe's Odyssey- Odd World Adventures. Holy shit. Yes. Retitled as Odd World Adventures was developed by, can you do you know who was developed by? I don't. I really don't. I don't think it's a hard trivia question. I think Odd World inhabitants had something to do with it, but I don't think they developed it. If I'll give you a hint and it's going to be it's still a hard question, but it's like a, it's a gemstone. It's a gemstone. It's a gemstone. It's a gemstone like James Stone. No, no, no, no, like a gemstone. Like a gemstone. Like a precious stone. James Stone. James Stone. Jamison, Jamison. Jamison Stone. Jamison Stone. Jamison Stone. Sapphire. Sapphire Corporation. I was just going to start guessing Steven Universe characters. The game Odd World, colon Abe's Odyssey, cinders on the character Abe, who's a mudocan. Okay, mudocan. I thought it was mudocan. That's how I was pronouncing it. It's a mudocan. Mudocan. Mudocan. Mudocan. He's a slave at the rupture farms meat processing factory. When he discovers that he and his fellow mudocans are to be slaughtered, he decides to escape and liberate as many enslaved mudocans as he can. The player assumes the role of Abe, as he attempts a perilous quest to emancipate his downtrodden people. This game, Odd World, colon Abe's Odyssey, was widely acclaimed for having innovative gameplay, good graphics and engaging cutscenes. However, it was garbage. It says it right there. However, you're wrong. However, it's steep learning curve and system of saving only at checkpoints receive criticism. It was the first game in the planned five-part Odd World series, which also includes its direct sequels, Odd World, colon Abe, Exodus, Odd World, colon, Munch is Odyssey, Munch is Odyssey, and Odd World, colon. Strangers, rat, strangers, rat. Sandra, are you a fan of Odd World? Yeah, just a little bit. Sandra, a remake titled Odd World. Abe's Odyssey, New and Tasty. New and Tasty was developed by Just Adwater and released through digital distribution in 2014. Yes, it is actually right now getting a physical release. I believe next month, it's a very limited run physical release. Have you played this? New and Tasty? Yeah, New and Tasty. Yeah, I haven't finished it yet, but I have been playing it because Odd World Soulstorm, which is the remake of Odd World, Abe's Exodus, is coming out soon. I don't see that one. Well, it'll be coming out. It wasn't Soulstorm as the original title of the game before they changed it to... Yes, Odd World, Abe's... Well, Abe's Exodus is the direct sequel to Abe's Odyssey, but it is not the second game in the five-part Odd World series, which is the Odd World Quintology. The Odd World Quintology is technically only Abe's Odyssey and Munch's Odyssey, and then there were supposed to be Squeeze Odyssey. I like Squeeze Odyssey and two more unnamed titles. So you're going to DragonCon this year as Abe? No, oh my god, I shit though. Is that an interaction fiction title? Squeeze Odyssey. Squeeze! Yeah, I like Odd World a bit. I can tell. I was obsessed with Odd World inhabitants for like 10 years. So from the time that game came out, Abe's Odyssey, till I was... I would have been 10 in '98. So you played it when it was new? Yes. Okay. I played it when it was brand new. Did you play Odd World Adventures? I did not. Shit, because I need to know how this game was translated to a gameboy. Yeah, definitely. Fairly well from what I understand. The Odd World Adventures is a... they did, from what I understand, as well as they could have, translating the game to a gameboy. It's highly shortened, of course, and the puzzles are slightly easier. It's more platforming. From what I understand, it's an easier version of Abe's Odyssey, but you're losing a lot of content, but it was a gameboy game. It's also a Snoopy game, though, right? It gets totally... I mean, from the screenshots I've seen, they basically just took Odd World and pixelated them to a gameboy screen. I mean, it's fair. Okay. All right. Well, we're here today to talk about one game of videos. Tales from the borderlands. Yeah, it was from the borderlands. Yeah, sorry. We just want to get your hopes up just to see your face when we crush them. So the opening to Tales of the borderlands was really interesting to me. You're never going to play that game, and it makes me sad. You know what? I am fighting you hard on that. I am. I'm fighting you hard. It's such a miserable experience of borderlands, too. I know Telltale is great, and I know they tell great stories, but I still have just the taste of my mouth from borderlands, too. Really? I remember you guys talking about playing a lot of borderlands, too, like in the early episodes of the podcast. Yeah, and it was miserable. It was miserable, and honestly, it was because I've heard the same complaint. Because it's a jerk. No, no, it's because I've heard the same complaint with like Diablo games, where it's like, you have a couple of people who have already played it. And it's like, let's do the things. Let's do the things. And it's like, I've never played it. Yeah. I would like to enjoy the start. Nope. Okay, you guys are. Okay. All right. Yeah, it's not bad. Yeah. I'd be a straight seam role. You're like, I said. I'd play through the whole game. Yeah, I was doing that with someone when I was playing it. So, and it was so it was one of those things where it's like, we did kind of like rush through it, and then we stopped playing it. And then I was like, well, I'll go through single player. And by that point, it was like, well, I kind of already know some things. And so it was just like, eh, whatever. Yeah, but we're not talking about that today. You're right. We're talking about one of my favorite games. So here's my thing to say about it. This is the first cinematic platformer that I've played that I did not loathe. Yeah, I don't love it. I got it. But I don't loathe it either. I can get it. The learning curve is incredibly steep on this game. It's not boring. It's not sparse. Like, that's my problem with cinematic platformers. It's just like running at a very slow pace, trying to figure out, like, oh, that's the right pixel to jump from for me to make this. Just barely okay, did make it. I started over to don't didn't make it. Like, that's out of this world, all that kind of shit. That's why I hated those games. Yeah. This, it's not the jumping. I didn't feel like it was so particular. And there's just a lot of shit going on, so it's not boring. It's a charming game. Yeah, absolutely. I did not enjoy the gameplay of this game, but I enjoyed the attitude. I enjoyed the atmosphere. Whenever there was a cutscene, I really enjoyed the cutscenes that I saw. I loved the character design, and I loved the world design. Like, all these elements were really, really cool. And I liked them, and it made me want to play the game, but then the gameplay always got in the way. And I was like, I don't know what to do. Yeah, it gets very frustrating in place. Yeah, like, I've been playing these games for so long. Like, I just, like, when I picked up new and tasty, I was just like, I know what to do. You develop a logic for it, right? I know what to do, I know where to go, what to do, get this, move here, go there. And watching Paul playing new and tasty, he was like, yeah, I haven't played an Oddworld game in, like, 10 years over that. I never played an Oddworld game. Yeah, I never played one other before. And he was just like, what the fuck do I do? This doesn't make sense. I'm like, well, you have to do that. No, by their logic, they even told me how to do that yet, so I can't do that. Yeah, but they didn't do a good job of explaining a lot of stuff. So it is rage-inducing. It is, I will agree. It is a rage-inducing game. Even if someone who has beaten the game multiple times, when I go back and play the original, it can kind of rage me because I may know what to do, but it doesn't always work out that way. Really? Yeah, without those Quicksave things, I would not have been able to finish the game. If I could have, if it were to have saved it for every screen, I could have played this game. Yeah, that was a big problem with this one. Abe's Exodus doesn't prove on that. There was the Quicksave feature they added, which lets you save it anytime. That's nice, yeah. And then it would, yeah, so you could save it anytime. It still had its own save points, which could be screens behind, but Quicksave let you was a double-edged sword. It was either your best thing in the world, or it was the worst thing if you happened to save at a shitty spot, but you weren't going to succeed at. My problem with it, and this is, I think, just indicative of cinematic platformers, was that it felt like a lot of trial and error. There are moments in the game where I am not sure what to do, and I just try things, and they fail, and I'm left wondering, okay, did I fail because I didn't do it right, or did I fail because I have not figured out how to solve this puzzle? Yeah, and then I just keep slamming my head against it, trying to figure it out, which is a pain we were talking about, the save points, because it's a pain when it's like, I have to progress four screens to get to the part I'm trying to get through. Yeah, no, I get it. I totally get it. I love this game, and I can 100% understand. It's one of those things that I feel like if you came to this game in its time, then a lot of the personality and the stuff would shine through a lot stronger to help overpower the more frustrating elements of it, you know? Yeah, and I definitely feel like if, when this came out, I would have enjoyed it, because I would have been like 16 years old, and I would have had the time. I would have had the time to sit and be like, all right, we'll figure this thing out. I don't really have to rush through this. I can kind of just, I can just do it at my own pace, but it's one of those things where it's like, when I want to play it so I can talk about it, it kind of, and I mean, that's on me. That's not the game, but when I want to play it to talk about it, I always had this sense where it's like, oh, I'm going to play as much as I possibly can, so I can talk about it. Succeeding is very, very gratifying. I'll say that. Yeah, yeah. Out of curiosity, how far did you guys wind up getting? Not very far before I just like, Did you, I love Jandra, but did you get out of Rupture Farms? Nope. Oh, wow. Nor did I, I could not solve, there was one puzzle, and this is a, this is a case of what I was talking about. I spent a lot of time on, in the paddocks where they had the, one of the creatures that they process, uh, it kind of looks like a, like a hydraulisk from star crafters. It's like, it's got like four little claw, four claw, claw legs, and then it's got like a big, the scarabs. Yeah, that's a scarab. If it had, yeah, if it's like the chicken when you're doing hand puppets. Yeah. Yeah, that's a scarab. I could not get past that. Or scrap, it's a scrap, scrap. Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I could not get past that paddock, because there is a screen where, um, there's, okay, so anytime you're on the ground with these fuckers, they charge you. Yes. And then like stab you with their tusks and then dance on you, essentially. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They dance on your corpse. It's adorable. So I could not get past this screen where it's like, okay, there's a, I'm up top and the, the scrap, the scrap is down below me. And he's just patrolling back and forth, back and forth. I'm like, okay. So what I need to do, there's a ledge I see up top across for me. It is, it is too far for me to jump. So what I need to do, I think is drop down or jump as far as I can, run over and then jump up on the ledge and grab it. No. Well, well, so fuck me, because I didn't, I didn't solve it. Um, so it was one of those things where it's like, and that's another situation where in order for me to get there, I had to go, I had to progress four screens. Yeah. So every time I died, um, in that paddock, it's like, well, I don't know if I died because I didn't solve this puzzle. Now I do know that. Or I, I, did I die because I just didn't execute it properly. Yeah. It's a, it's a game literally of trial and error. Um, if it's the screen I'm thinking of, you have to go down on the ledge and basically bait it to come over to you, get back up on the ledge, uh, do your, um, possession, because you can possess things in this game, which is pretty awesome to me. You can possess your enemies, a lot of them, uh, scraps. I didn't think you could possess scraps. I thought you can't possess scraps. The thing is when you start possessing them, they start screaming and they're kind of stunned for a second. So that gives you a chance to jump, not a long jump, but just a regular jump. So you're over the scrap and then you just run and jump to the ledge. See, I beat the hard, it's a hard thing to do. See, I beat the game. And I never encountered this mechanic, which I think is something that like, I've never did possession of mechanic. Well, possession I dealt with because you possess the, uh, guys with the guns and you can make them shoot. I mean, you can, I think you can get by without using the, the possession stun, but it is, yeah, like, I mean, even there's a whole area that's just full of the scraps and it's just puzzles of like tricking them into running into each other, which will kill one of them, you know, yeah, they'll fight and kill each other. It's pretty cool. But yeah, like, yeah, I never, I think that I just missed that area because when I got out of rupture farms, it just suddenly said casualties, 56. And I'm just like, Oh, I probably shouldn't have left already. Yeah. Okay. So here's the thing. Aves Odyssey is kind of fucked up in that. Yeah, we didn't talk about the story. The whole point is that you're trying to go and save the other slaves. There are 99 other slaves. You were number one. 299. No, no, no, that's a new and tasty. Oh, okay. Then yeah, well, the game we played, uh, wait, did you guys play new and tasty or did you play Oddworld? But the one you bought us, I played Aves Odyssey. Okay. Aves Odyssey. Okay. You played new and tasty then. Yeah, which is an upgraded version, uh, that has a hundred additional slaves. Oddworld. Oh boy. Lucky you. So Aves, um, in Aves Odyssey, there are 99 other slaves. You are slave 100. You have to slave, save the other 99 of that. I believe about three quarters of those are you will encounter normally. The other court 25 are secrets, which means you have to find the secret areas. If you don't get all 199, you get the bad, or all one, all 99, you get the bad ending. Come on. What is bad ending? The bad ending was okay. Well, in new and tasty, you don't have to save everyone. Okay. New and tasty did the same thing as Aves Exodus did, which is you just have to basically stay over 50%. Okay. Yeah, I got just over 50. Yeah. So you will get a, you will get a good ending. You have to get all 199 to get the perfect ending. What's the bad ending spoilers? Bad ending is, so the game, um, is, it's a frame story. Right. Uh, you open on a being in this metal room, uh, where somebody's ticking off the days. I don't know how he is because his heads are, his hands are over his head and he's hanging, he's dangling by his hands over something. His feet aren't touching the ground. Madokans. Madokans. Madokans. They look like, um, green, skinny, admiral Akbar's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can see that. Yeah. With their, with their mouths kind of so chut a little bit. Yeah. The, um, did they do that? No, no, no. The enslaved Madokans, their mouths are so chut because the, such a nerd about this game. They just couldn't stop sucking each other's dicks. They weren't getting any work done. And they're very thick. So yeah, they're still just the edges that I can't get all the way in. They, they'd fucking get to work. It's because the ability to possess things comes naturally to a large percentage of them. And so I think if I remember my lore correctly, um, you better have this right. I know that's going to be very mad with Chandra. They, you have to learn the words, but if somebody knows the words and teaches them to each other, they can possess like the sligs, like Abe does. Okay. So they sow their, so their mouth shut at birth so that they can't talk to each other and can't, um, learn possessions. Okay. They don't seem to have a problem talking to each other, though. Yeah. It's cause the base. Okay. Yeah. The, the, follow me. I'm so happy. Wait here. It's the base. Their reasoning for that is that they don't spend a lot of money in sewing their mouth shut with like good material. So over time, it kind of weakens and they can talk to each other. So they just kind of evolve around it. Basically. Typical big meat. Um, but where are they going with this? Okay. So, uh, you were talking about, it opens on. Yeah. Oh yeah. So he's painting. Yeah. We got the sowed mouths. So I had to get all nerdy on that shit. Um, so he's telling you the game you're playing is the story of how he ended up there. Okay. So the endings that you get is either both will start off with, um, Moloch, the head of rupture, rupture farms and the head of what is called the Magog, the Magog Carta, um, which is basically all these, all these big companies that enslave medicans and use, they use them for free labor. Um, the gluckens are Moloch the gluck in. He's, he's basically just the CEO of all these companies. And you see him early on in a cut scene because Abe like stumbles like, okay, so this food processing plant that their slaves for, um, take, take alien creatures, uh, like, like the, uh, scrabs and the pyramites, which are, they have like hand faces, the pyramites. Um, and they, they build webs like spiders. So they're like spider hands. It's kind of, it's kind of cool. And they take all these creatures and, and turn them into food. Yes. They turn them into food. I love the posters, by the way. Yes. Uh, like the graphic design is wonderful where they have like, um, advertisements for the, uh, for the different meats. Uh, and I love that like, scrab cakes and paremite pies. Yeah. And then we used to have each munchies until the meat just went extinct. Yeah. So what are the medicans being disguised as? Are they just like, are they eat grinding them up and saying they're scrab cakes? No, no, that's a new product. No, the gluckens are not going to hide that they are selling Madocan meat. Oh, okay. The Madocan, like the gluckens are, they're the dominant species of Oddworld and they're basically assholes. Yeah. They don't care who they kill or. It's very like, it's very nineties and like very nineties in, uh, the regard where like, corporations are off exactly. Yeah. It's like, like very much from the very beginning, like the cutscene, I was like, oh yeah, down with big corporations. Yeah, big meat. Totally, yeah. Totally is. Cause like the Madocans, there aren't very many that are wild Madocans anymore. Like, they're tribal people, um, which I guess was also kind of supposed to be a little bit of commentary on like Native Americans, I think, um, but most are born in captivity. They're born as slaves. Um, they, like the, the gluckens, they're, they run all these corporations. Yeah, hockey's giggling. I know. I keep, I keep feeling him giggling next to me. Um, they run the corporations and they're also the consumers. So if you're selling Madocan meat, they don't give a shit. And they decide to do just that. They decide to, uh, turn their slaves into product to sell and to food to sell. Because in their minds, there's so many. Like, fuck it, we can eat them. And those seem like a wise decision. You know, what's your whole workforce? Who wants to do that? This is big corporate. They don't think they don't think far ahead. Yeah. They're profit margins low. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I mean, Abe's, Abe's exodus, it makes even less sense. Like they, they use their tears for soda. Why didn't you bring some of that soda? So storm brew. They actually like in, in a, I know we're not talking about Exodus, but they both, they kind of tie in really good together. Um, they use the soul, the soul storm brew, which is made from Madocan tears. It has like a crate, like an enhanced alcohol effect with Madocans and makes them super drunk and, um, compliant. So if you get drunk drinking your own tears, basically, it's like whatever they, they're not a great species. They are. They are. The Madocans aren't. I mean, clearly, they got themselves in another pickle that they have. They should be extinct, really. I think you're fighting against natural selection. That's really, yeah. I mean, kind of the thing in the, in like the lore of the world. I'm such a fucking, please, please tell me, please tell me, Abe is the avatar of the Madocan God? Yes. I like the Quatology. I played D&D for a while. I know a story. The Quantology is based off of that. There are five chosen ones. Abe is the first Munch is the second. So are they all like different species? Yeah. Munch is, um, a species called Gabbitt, which have like a big square rectangle head. It's like a gooey rabbit. Yeah. Sure. Why not? They're an amphibious race. They had, he has like a kind of cylindrical tube head and like a little pot belly and like a little, just one flipper foot that he bounces on and then. I call it Cthulhu horror. Yeah, kind of. He's really fast in water, but if you get him on like ground, he's super slow. So he has a wheelchair that he'll roll around it and it's a co-op game with Abe and Munch, but you only play at one player, not two players. Okay. So it's kind of like lost Vikings. Sure. On the Super Nintendo. So you switch between who you're controlling at any time? Okay, cool. It's pretty, it's a pretty fun game. Okay. So which is your favorite of the series? Probably Abe's Exodus. Yeah. Yeah. Abe's Exodus is by far my favorite. It had the Quicksave feature, which is a big help. The story was a lot more fleshed out. The, you got to interact with the world a lot more. Just a motorcycle. Yeah, it's good. But yeah, and it, there were like four different bosses that you got to, like, bosses is a loose term. There aren't really anybody. You don't fight anybody in this, in the series at all. I beg your differ. I love grenades at dudes. Yeah. Okay. You don't do much of that. Okay. You throw rocks at mines to explode guys that are sleeping on the job. Yeah. That's murder. No, you possess someone and then you just kind of go around and shoot all their buddies. That's manslaughter. And then they're head explode. They possess them so far. And then we're Superman. Yeah. You guys just ruin this. Yeah. She's going to go on a tangent now. I hope you realize that that's what happened. Bring it. Yeah, do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Tangent me. Fuck that movie. Enjoy. I haven't seen it. And I don't plan on seeing it until it hits Netflix. Josh Nant saw it. And when I asked him how it was, he's like, yeah. He said, I can't really tell you much about it without spoiling it. I was like, Oh, I don't want to see it fucking spoil it. Tell me everything about it. Superman's not a fucking robot by the by the way Zack Snyder. He's the most human human and not human. That's the whole fucking point of Superman. I don't even like Superman. And I get it. Batman doesn't fucking murder ever. What the fuck? Okay. Well, I mean, it probably has like, is a good Batman. Yes, he is a very good Batman. He is a good Batman. The problem is Batman doesn't fucking kill and Batman doesn't fucking use guns. You fucking moron. And Gal Gadot is a fantastic Wonder Woman. Too bad. It's a cameo, basically. Well, that's like just leading up to her movie. Well, they're trying to like, yeah, Marvel did it right. We'll do it wrong. We'll just have everybody on the right to be introducing us to like 10 fucking characters with their actors playing and oh, we're going to do a flash forward to look. This is what Justice League is going to be. Well, you haven't earned that. This is the second movie Marvel did it in eight years. I'm sure we can do it in three hours. Like with the scene with the files on all the different superheroes, I want to know what graphic designer at next court made logos for all the heroes. I know, like he's decided what awful logo is going to be. Which Aquaman was fucking hot, but still you haven't earned that. All Drogo. Yeah. Water called your hair. I hear he's just like, just shows up and then like goes back in the oceans. Yeah, cool. He shows up and he's like smash a camera. Don't look at me. Yeah, that's literally his entirety. I mean, it's like when they do those deep-sea cameras to like look at like the octopus and the octopus comes out and it looks around and then it goes back into its hole. Yeah. That's what it is. And then the flash is one, you have an actor playing the flash. You could just use him, but no, we're going to get some other guy who we're not going to really give a line to. Yeah, they don't want to connect it to the CW universe because that's not terrible. Yeah. Yeah, I like the flash TV show. From what I'm not current with it, but what I've seen. I'm not either, but I mean, it's fine. But why would we use what we have? We also have a fantastic DC animated universe. Let's not use any of that. But anyway, back to things that make me happy and not fueled with rage. It's okay, babe. It's okay. Do you want, do you need some cock? Do you need some cock cola? We're out of cock cola. Sorry. Holy shit, you drained it. Paul drained that. He, he deep-throated all that cock. We do have the, we do have the marshmallow soda. That's a marshmallow soda. Because they're, they're going to follow the injustice storyline. That's what I'm hearing where Superman turns bad. I don't think so. I don't know who knows what the fuck they're doing. I don't think they know what the fuck they're doing. I mean, that'd be fine with me. I mean, that's the only way the grit makes sense for Superman. Otherwise, it's awful. Yeah, but or it's revealed. Ooh, how cool would it be if they revealed that it's all along Superman was Martian man-hunter, and he had shaped, shifted himself as Superman. Yeah. That would actually, I'd be on board for that. I'd want to see Martian man-hunter. So, yeah. The interesting. But, uh, because that would, that would explain his actions and his like, almost robotic nature. Yeah. How cool would that be? It would help. Two movies later. It's like, oh, there's been Martian man-hunter the whole time. He caught, he created all this destruction that everyone got mad about. Oh, but I guess he didn't die in the spires. So, that's a problem. That's right. He's just in his healing coma right now. Yeah. We played death and return. Yeah. Yeah. So, he's healing coma. We've all read that comic. So, he dies in the movie? He does. Like, they rush the death and return to Superman in one movie. No, no, no, no. Not the return. Not the return. Just the death. Okay. So, next movie, he's definitely going to have a bullet. Oh, yeah. Because he's killed by doomsday, who is a weird resuscitation of Zod combined with Lex Luthor's blood. Yeah. What the fuck? And some kind of weird, they keep mentioning like some anomaly DNA or some shit. An abomination. Yeah. So, he's with your Kryptonite too. So, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Awful. Yeah. Yeah. It sounds really bad. It's all fucked. But, I want to just act like Batman movie. Yeah. It's coming. I think he's writing it too, isn't he? Probably. I mean, because Ben Affleck does get Batman and I feel like he really just did this so he could do the solo Batman movie he wants to do. He's the first angry Bruce Wayne. And he is a good job of that. Yeah. He was the best part of that movie. Guns and murder aside, he really did capture Batman. I feel like that was more Zack Snyder's thing. Yeah. But did he hold his gun to the side, like 90s things to stop? No, it's like he uses a sniper rifle to like, it's like he doesn't really use a gun with, no, he does at one point. I was about to say he doesn't use a gun that has bullets. So, he's just now scoping dudes. But he does take that one guy's gun and is using his hand to pull the trigger. Yeah. I mean, that's him blurring. That's not as much as he fucking can. Yeah. And then maybe the flash forward uses guns, but that's a little different sequence. Plus, that's Bruce Wayne, like Batman with no other alternative than the gods taken over the world. So, okay, sure, murder people with guns at that point. Yeah. I mean, you can kind of wash away. It's not a big deal that Batman using guns. Batman is my least problem with that movie. Yeah. My biggest problem with that movie is why the fuck are they fighting? Yeah. I mean, yeah, like you two have seen the movie. Well, it's in the funny. I mean, I guess it's legitimate because Batman is worried about Superman. Yeah, like Batman, Batman does have a legitimate reason, but the thing that pushes him over that edge doesn't make sense to me. What pushes him over the edge? Is that what's his face? Lex sends a letter to Bruce Wayne or something? Yeah, like. And then Bruce, then Batman breaks in and grabs a sliver of Kryptonite. Yeah, I don't know. I don't care. Like, that's the thing. Like, it becomes very clear that I don't think Zack Snyder cares why they're fighting. Just get us there. What makes Batman not kill Superman? Martha. Their moms have the same name. Okay. On three. On three. Say our mother's name. One, two, three. Martha. Oh, why did you say that name? We just become best friends. Seriously, it is exactly like that. They are not. Oh my God. It's his mother's name. It's his mother's name. But there's so much room in Metropolis for activities. Like, what's her name? Amy Adams? Yeah. She's not a bad Lois Lane. It's just that she's given like stupid things to do. Yeah. She's a moron. I'm like, why the fuck are you running in there? Speaking of Lois Lane. You're human. You're stupid. Why are you so stupid? Speaking of Lois Lane, can you please confirm or deny this for me? I have heard on they were talking about this movie on the Experience Grind podcast. And I think it was I've heard so much about this movie that I don't need to see it from podcasts and friends. Yeah. It's like, it's like, all the blanks are filled in. But on one of the shows, I heard that Jimmy Olsen gets straight executed at the beginning of the movie. They don't name him. But yeah, it's Jimmy Olsen. It's Jimmy Olsen. He is a secret CIA agent. Superman's best friend. Jimmy Olsen. He gets shot in the face. Boom. Right in the face. And their reasoning was that they didn't see anywhere in the DC universe to fit Jimmy Olsen. One, what the fuck? You don't need to like crowbar him in. He's a photographer. Did question. Important. Did Superman get upset about it? No. He's a Martian man on her. There's proof. There's proof. It's either poor writing, not likely. Not likely. Or he's Martian man hunter. We'd be great if we found out that like J.J. Abrams actually wrote all this stuff. It's like a huge troll on like, it's like this five year just long con. I can't wait. I can't wait for the Superman five Martian man hunter movie. Gal Gadot is a fantastic Wonder Woman. Yeah. Like she hits all the tenants of B&A Wonder Woman. She's a little scrawny, isn't she? No, not really. She's really not. I mean, she's when she's in the suit, like she's pretty buff. Okay. Cool. That was my big concern. Yeah. She's not, I mean, she's not like Linda Carter thin. Well, like in all photos, I've seen of her like on magazine covers and stuff. She looks very like frail to me. So I'm glad it didn't come across. Yeah. No, she, I mean, if she's looking frail now, I mean, she toned up for this movie because she looks like she could kid like her guns are out. Oh, yeah. Well, I'm sure she picked my guns out, but she looks sort of like go and do it like doomsday hits her and she flies back with her wrist crossed, sliding across on her feet. Then she like smiles. So, I mean, you just also just watch Goku versus freezing. Get a pretty similar vibe. Yeah. I mean, she does hit what I think Wonder Woman should be, which is beautiful, sexy and immortal. Immortal and kick out. Does she have the golden lasso? Yes. Yes. Yes. She does. And she uses that shit and it's awesome. Yeah. Doomsday tell the truth. Yeah. No, she's like swinging or something. It's pretty awesome. She gets out her short sword on her shield and she's just fucking shit up. And I'm not sure what Batman was doing during the fight. He was basically just grapple hooking from wall to wall. Yeah, just like barely like dying. Yeah. Get the bug at the way. Get the bug at the way. That's really what he was playing like. I got some more of these get Kryptonite gas. Yeah. Raffle rounds. Let's do some of that. Okay. It's it. I'm done. Yeah. Like he was like, not support character gone. Yeah. I don't blame him. Got shit to do. I mean, I don't blame him too. Why don't you be like this does not fit with continuity later? Here's the thing. You're fighting. Yeah. You can't pull out the doomsday with when you only have two characters who could actually take him on right now. You only have Wonder Woman and Superman. You need to have a little bit more to make this fight make sense to me. Get some booster gold going in there. Yeah. Supergirl going splat. Oh my God. Yes. No, no, she does it. You know, don't you remember in like death of Superman? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, sure. Oh my God. I remember seeing that as a kid and being like, there's someone who could kill Supergirl. I mean, they did. Yeah. Abe's Odyssey. Yeah. So, Chandra, how is Oddworld similar to Batman? We have to justify the last 15 minutes. How was Batman in Oddworld? How has been Affleck in this game? Fantastic. He, you know, he really brings the character of Abe to life. Oh, you would cast him as Abe? Sure. I was thinking Steve is Jimmy. Yeah. That would be good. That actually would be good. Because Batman is the peak of human achievement and so is Abe of Madakan achievement. I agree. Yeah. The bar is low. They're both Madakan avatars. What's pretty cool about just like little trivia about Abe's Odyssey is that Lauren Lanny, the guy who ran Oddworld inhabitants, he was the head head of everything. He actually voiced all the Madakans. Really? Yep. He is the voice of Abe. He does do the voice of Abe in New and Tasty. He does the voice of Abe in every Oddworld iteration. Okay. Cool. Cool. Yeah. He is very, very passionate about this project. It's kind of like the reason the quintology kind of fizzled out was kind of because he's he reached for the stars and landed pretty flat on his face because he stopped doing the games to focus on a project he was calling Citizen Keen, which was supposed to be a movie and... Citizen Keen? Citizen Keen, K-E-A-N-E. Okay. And it never got really past pre-planning. Did he know that there was a movie that had a really similar name? What? Like it was something like a dystopian future. I just remember seeing storyboards that had like gas for like $300 a gallon and being like, "Oh, stop. Just go back to making games." Something about a media mogul. I don't know. Yeah. Some sled that nobody could hear him say. I mean, in terms of the games, like, Stranger's Wrath isn't actually part of the quintology. It was just a side game. Like he kept doing side games and it's like, "Just do main game." He just kept joining our Martin. Okay. Really? Okay. Yeah, Stranger's Wrath is not part of the main storyline. It doesn't even take, like, Abe's Odyssey, Munch's Odyssey, and Abe's Exodus all take place on a continent of Odd World called Moodos. It takes place on North Moodos. Stranger's Wrath takes place on Southern. And you're in the... I think we've found number one Odd World fan. Now I understand why you had mentioned it so many times, or it's like, "Hey, have you played Abe's Odyssey?" Yeah. Like, I mean, really, like, how Tyler is about Earthbound? I am about Odd World. It's fair. Yeah. Like, you want everyone to play it. And even if they don't enjoy it, it's like, "I don't care. At least you played it." We all have an Earthbound. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like, it's just one of those games like I played and it hit something in me. It was just like, "I need everything." I mean, I had a wall in my room that was just covered with pictures I drew of Odd World. Really? Mm-hmm. Do you have any of those still? I don't think I do. I was going to see if we could post them in the show notes. I don't think I have any of them on my just time. Hey, Drew. You can do one real quick after the show. Yeah. Can you do the one for us? I could try. All right. Quick try. Okay. And New and Tasty is the respawn time reduced. Yes. New and Tasty is-- So it's worse in Odd World? Because I remember it being kind of irritating if you didn't, like, quick load to your spot. It can be. Yeah. It takes a little while. It takes, like, the bats or birds show up. Birds. And they spin around for a little bit. We don't consider our spiritually tied to birds. I could not get my chant to work no matter what. Really? Could not make it work. You have to hold the two back buttons at the same time. Well, see, I played with the keyboard. My controller, I had to do keyboard. My controller would work with it. I had the problem. So I had a problem, a very similar problem, because the game told me to hold down-- It's like all to control. Yeah. All to control. And I tried it over and over and over again. I couldn't get it to work. So I hit-- Okay. Let me rebind it. So I hit Escape. I went to Controls. Chant. Oh, okay. Zero. That was the whole zero when I chant. Not Alt and Control. Oh, okay. That's why. Yeah. That can be watched. So, yeah. It just tells you the wrong thing. I can't speak for the PC version. I originally played it on PlayStation. And when I did play it on my PC, I played on a controller because I can't-- I can't-- I've done it so for so many years on a controller. Sure. I can't translate it to keyboard. I think I would have enjoyed it more on a controller. Yeah. Yeah. It would have made more sense. Like playing that kind of game on a keyboard just feels weird. Yeah. I can definitely see that being a problem. I played new and tasty on PS4. Yeah. And it's-- Yeah. Didn't McDonald's have a sandwich at one point called the Big and Tasty? Yes. They did. They did. I enjoyed those. Yeah. Called the grandma Docking. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. I just wanted to bring it back to garbage food real quick. I'm sorry. Yeah. Garbage food. We're getting some garbage food later. If this respawn time had been okay, saving per screen would have been great. Yeah. Also like if it had been like meat boy style like dead back. Yeah. Yeah. That would definitely-- Yeah. Yeah. It's that-- God is that five seconds that just like-- It-- That gives you sanity. Well, yeah. It gives you five seconds. And then the screens you have to progress. Yeah. And it kind of rubs it in your face like, "Ha ha you died." Yeah. It's like, "Oh fuck you." Are you saying this game is Dark Souls? Is that what you're saying? Wow. Wow. It's the Dark Souls platformers. That is-- I feel like that's a really good analogy. There's a there's a Twitter account that just links to reviews that compare things to Dark Souls like just just being like everybody's using this phrase where it's the Dark Souls of racing games. Yeah. The Dark Souls of puzzle games. You know, it's just like just calm it down for a second. Yeah. It's just kind of funny. I remember somebody use that comparison with a hyper light drifter which I haven't played but I don't think that's very accurate. That does seem like a weird comparison. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like a lot of the problems like you guys are saying like the saving and the the respawn time is-- Those are fair, fair criticisms I feel like because those are problems even to me as someone who is for lack of a better term veteran player playing this. True as the Jibet. This is a game that I don't say this often. This is very uncharacteristic of me but this is a game that I would very much rather watch somebody play than play. Yeah, where somebody is good. I would rather watch you play this game Shandra than me play it. I think I would get more enjoyment out of like seeing someone play the game the way that it should be played and then like see the story. Like that is I would be more interested in that. I can see how that would be a valid thing. Yeah. I played this until-- let's go ahead Shandra. Oh no, go ahead. Well, I played this game until I rage quit and then I watched reviews. A lot of reviewers talked about how it would just fill you with rage that was always time dependent. Like people would put the game down for two years like they get so frustrated they couldn't pick it back up for a week or a day. Yeah. Yes. That is a thing. Yeah. All of my sessions to get through this in the past couple of weeks have ended with me being like fuck this. Yeah. And just being like I will play this tomorrow. Fuck you. Yeah. I mean, it took me a couple of years to beat this game honestly. That makes me feel a little better. Yeah. I mean, I was I was 10 and I would rage quit and then I would save over my file. Oh, oh man. I would do that constantly because I would be like I'm not going back to this game, save over and then be like fuck. A week later when I said I want to play it. Yeah. So break up so that you must be in tune. [Laughter] But uh. [Laughter] I'm going to move on. [Laughter] I was just like, I'm not even nope. Not taking that. [Laughter] Do you guys have any achievements? If I know and I couldn't come up with some. I mean, uh, I guess Groundhog Day, you like have to repeat a level like 25 times. Yep. Like you just learn every pattern until you get to the and it just you just have to keep on looping until more of a deep cut call it daybreak and you better remember that show. No, you're not. You're not. It was anything like sliders. It was uh I think it ran on ABC. Is that the newspaper show? No, that was early edition daybreak is uh daybreak is it was like a detective who's frame for murder and he winds up in jail you know and then like he and then he wakes up and it's the beginning of that day again and so he tries and like fix it to fix everything like get rid of the damning evidence against him and then something else goes wrong and so he's got to like he keeps on repeating the day trying to trying to figure out who framed him but like anytime he gets like hurt or whatever it carries over in the next day so he can't just get himself killed or anything like that. Oh, like that sounds like a great concept for like an Alan Wake style kind of game. Yeah, that would be really interesting. I'm I'm kind of curious about uh Remedy came out with a new game recently but it's an Xbox one exclusive. Yeah, I'm just like I can't remember what it's called. I want to break. Yeah, exulta Lord Mike of Purdue was talking about it in chat. I'm mildly curious about it just because I really like Sam Lake as a writer you know um but but yeah it's just one of those things I don't have the system for it so yeah that's not happened. And there's not enough games on the Xbox one to justify. Yeah, not enough games that we can't get on the PlayStation 4. Wait a year, two years. It's $2.99 this year. Right, because yeah it's already dropped. You could probably, I mean eventually you'll get it used for probably going to go to a pawn shop. Probably find one for $200. Yeah, yeah. But I'll get there eventually. Yeah, eventually. I've got one um but I've got nine I'm probably gonna put a bait one. And that is you free off slaves. I like that, I like that. It's good. I don't have any. I don't have any. Nope, I sure don't. But yeah it's just a great game. This is an awesome surprise. It is neat like that there's so much lore that you can actually get into. I am amazed that there's that much lore. Yeah like where do you find this stuff? Because I mean this started before the internet was huge. Well the internet the the Oddworld inhabitants website was at the time. Not anymore. Was very invested in telling you about the lore. The lore of Oddworld. You could kind of read in the booklet and they would explain things. Like they were really good about telling people who wanted to find it. You could find all this lore on their website and read into it. They had like profiles for like all the characters. It was a really well-done website. They had something called Ask Elf, which they still do on their current website. They got sued. They totally got sued. By Big Elf. The Elf is a character in Abe's Exodus. The show, Elf. He is a modaken and one of Abe's best friends. He comes back in New and Tasty as the 200th modaken to rescue. How many cats does he eat? Three billion. No he's a tea drink. He's a recovering addict from Soulstorm Brew. So he starts else tea and rehab to give everyone an alternative. But so they started this Ask Elf corner after Abe's Exodus where people could like sending questions about Oddworld and just about like lore of the game and questions about the games in general or when is X coming out? Will you guys ever do this? And they were really good about answering those and were really interactive with their fan base at the time. I was on Oddworld forums. Oh that reminds me. This is a good question because I know that you are a lover of all things fan fiction. Yes. Is there any Abe's Odyssey fan fiction? Yes there is. I actually wrote some when I was a kid. Yes I wish I could find it. But I did. I used to read a lot of fanfiction.net there was a there's a whole I think now it's just called Oddworld instead of breaking it up by the games. But yeah I would write Oddworld fan fiction before. Have you checked the Z of your stuff still on there? I have and I can't find it. So it's gone. Yeah because I used to I can't remember what I think my username was like baby blue Capri or something. All right there's your title. Because the character is so embarrassing. But the character I came up with was my own race called Capri. All right. That was her name. Okay. She was like an aquatic mermaid blue thing. I am so. Hey at least you didn't tell people you were infusing make-out energy. What was your stuff? I would be honest I busted up laughing. Yeah I immediately gained a lot of respect for you Dave when you said that. You should not hear that. The last time you were on Chandra as we were closing you thought of a story you wanted to tell on us to save it for an intro. Oh that's right. What is that story? That story is about the time someone brought an arm to our lab to the specimen receiving window. An arm. Oh just an arm. Well it was the forearm so from about your elbow down. Do you work at Jurassic Park? No. So we get a call to the lab and they call us and they're like hey weird question. Do you guys have any biohazard bags big enough for an arm? So we've just got a huge penis here. First question let me clarify. Did you just say arm? Yes. No ma'am we said penis again. I don't understand why you can't understand. So okay how much arm are we talking about? Are we talking like from shoulder, elbow included? Like how much armage are we seeing here? I'm like ah you know from fingers to elbow. Okay don't you guys have biohazard bag? No and the guy brought it he wants his Gatorade container back. What? I'm sorry what? The patient wants his Gatorade container back. Was the arm holding it? I don't understand. Yeah that's how I'm ordering too. Arm was placed. The patient had cut off their arm. What? Okay. The patient had cut off their arm with a hacksaw. Did they repeat me on purpose right? Yes. All right because that's some like the evil got into it. What happened? Because you can only get so far into your arm like with a hacksaw like chainsaw. Okay slip hacksaw like you keep going. Please please please tell me that he got his hand stuck in a Gatorade bottle and that he decided the only way to escape was to cut his forearm off. I wish I could tell you that day. Oh damn you've raised so many questions and answered none of them. So took the hacksaw hacked off their arm and it was like huh well now I'm one arm short. Wonder if they can attach this at the hospital. Got their Gatorade container as you do. Okay so like the kind that they dump over like the coach at the end of like a ball game. Yes that kind of hater container is the big orange one. Okay filled it with ice with the cooler kind of yeah the cooler put the arm in there. And brought to the hospital said hey can you put this back on? Was this just a test of skill? Sounds incredibly calm. Yeah it's like I've Yelp reviewed everything else in this city. Yeah and um so they were like so we need a bag to put the arm in because at first the first physician who saw it was like no we can't put that back on. Man things got a little out of hand at the civil war reign acting out of hand. Yeah I could ask for that. But the first physician was saw it was like no so we'll just send that to surgical pathology and I don't know have them test you for crazy. I'm not sure what exactly they wanted us to test this arm for. Time is a factor here. Yeah and this was on a weekend so it's not like we don't have our surge path team there to do any kind of testing on this type of specimen. Well it's off. So so if you're going to get your arm cut off you really need to do it on a weekday. Yeah really you do. That's the moral of the story. So the nurses bring us the Gatorade container and so we're expecting to take this arm and call our supervisors because we don't know what the fuck to do with an arm. And they're like yeah we're going to put it in the biohazard bag and empty this out because he wants his container back. But now a new physician's coming and said he can reattach the arm. We're like no I can't. They're like oh no we know he can't. I mean this arm was fucking shredded. It was not you weren't going to put it back on. I mean bone every day. Oh yeah okay. I mean all right yikes. By your grimace I got to keep going. Muscles, tissue, oh squishy. Come box, come box, come box, come box. Come box, come box, come back around on this. Just oozing blood and the flesh is torn. It's tasty. So how'd it go? I don't know what ended up happening. But oh no did he get the Gatorade container back? Yeah you guys Gatorade container back. I mean basically. I got me 25 bucks you better fucking give me that. For what it sounds like. This guy this person has a mental disorder probably that made them be like I don't think this arm is mine. And there is a disorder. They go like I don't think this body part is mine. And they try and remove it from their body. Yeah. And so he succeeded. But if you re-attached just gonna try it again. Just do it again. Thank you. I mean we didn't get the arm back. At least I don't think we did. That's a doozy. At all the disorders. That's a doozy. Yeah. Move gotten like a foot in a motorcycle boot. Like was this intentional as well? Was this an intentional? No this was a motorcycle accident. Oh yeah. Yeah that's cool. I told you I'm glad I'm you to get that motorcycle day. What? Yeah. So I'm gonna have my foot in the boot. Somebody was just re-enacting that scene from Death Proof. And so you wound up with a leg. Well I mean it's because at that point it's really hard to get the foot out of the boot. Just untie it. Yeah couldn't you just like cut it? We have to but I don't know exactly what was going on but they didn't take it out of the boot for us. So we were gonna have to. Well it's just like taking crawfish meat out of the carpet. I should say we were gonna pinch the end. We weren't the people who are work specimen receiving. We weren't taking it out of anything. The people who actually run those tests and everything. They were gonna have to take it out. That's a good term for some hospital erotica. I'm gonna put you in specimen receiving me. It is the most unsexy part of the lab. Or I'm ready to receive your specimen. That's what Paul tells me every night. Hot. You're good at sex. Yeah. Yeah. I am the best at sex. Hey what's at sex? I'm good at sex. You're bad at sex. I'm good at sex. You're bad at sex. Tyler. Yes Dave. I'll get some questions for you. All right. The first of which is if you were to give this game a beard that sums up how you feel about it. Just say now I'm judging you. What kind of beard would it be? Shandra's judging you. In your arm. She's eyeing your arm suspiciously. I would have to give it the invisible masculine lover of all things. Sexual beard of Shandra Martinez. It's a good save Tyler. Yeah you could really can't go wrong. Tyler. Yes Dave. We got another question. All right. If you were to get this game a pair of glasses that sums up how you feel about it. What kind of glasses would you give it? I would have to give it the the glasses that see through. See the innocence and fun in all awful games. Oh wow. It all it all it all I thought awful and all incredibly difficult game. Tyler you lost the crowd there. I did. I'm used to saying awful when I'm shooting on games. I'm not shooting in the difficult games of Shandra Martinez. Good save. If you were to buy this game this is for everybody. If you were to buy this game used on Amazon how much do you think you would pay for it? For PlayStation? Well we'll do PlayStation. It was PlayStation. We'll do the PlayStation version. Tyler I'll let you start. Used of course. Used of $8.99. $8.99 from Tyler. Paul what do you think? I'm going to say I'm going to go with $15. $15? Damn you. Shandra. Does this include shipping? This does not include shipping. Good question. I'm going to stick it. No one ever asks that. Good question. I want it to be more than $15 but I don't think it is. But I'm going to go with my my hope in say $25. $25 from Shandra. Actual retail value of Oddworld, Abe's Odyssey used for the PlayStation. Used on Amazon at the time of this recording is $4.56. Everyone's over. I guess they made a lot of them. They did. They did and I remember like pricing it because I do have a copy original. Well a bit of scratch as fuck copy is also going to be super cheap. It's I remember pricing being like oh I can't get anything for it. Don't worry if you feel like paying $170.18. I don't. You can because there is one listed for that much money. But I don't want to. Is it like signed by the creator or something or? Well actually it's signed by Abe himself. You open it and Coachella style he appears in your house. It's just a hologram of Abe. He sings you the song of his people and you go through a magical portal. So if this is a weird set of trivia is um. Please. I know I just I just keep thinking of Oddworld trivia as it hits me. Abe Gogo. The Japanese version of Abe's Odyssey. Abe Gogo. In the first Abe's Odyssey the very first release Abe had four fingers. Adokins have four fingers and so it was released in Japan with Abe having four fingers. Having four fingers a thumb and three fingers is a very I guess it's like a cultural thing in Japan. They had a huge thing especially with meat packing industry that people lost a finger. So you would go from five to four. So they kind of took it as an insult. And then you go to a special school. I thought it was a yakuza thing where if you if you shame the if you shame the clan then you have to take a finger. But there was also something to do with specifically with factory workers. That a lot of them lost a finger and like if I can see fish processing plants in Japan. Yeah, yeah. Like with all those knives and everything. Knuckles in, guts come out. Well maybe it wasn't their finger. And so what happens if you look from Abe's Odyssey to Abe's Exodus. Abe goes from having four fingers to three fingers. All the dokins go from having four. Really across across the world. Across. Yeah. So they edited the game to now instead of them being four fingers they had three fingers. So they're just doubling down on the fuck you we're taking more fingers. It was kind of like because because it was like they didn't want to add a fifth finger. I guess it was easier to edit one out than one in. I know that four is considered an unlucky number in Japan. So maybe that's part of it too. Yeah. Who's the only character in the Simpsons to have five fingers? God. God. Correct. What planet is out from? Mermak or something. Melmak. Melmak. Melmak. Damn it. What is Alph's real name? Alien life form. That's what Alph stands for but it's his name. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I didn't watch Alph. Gordon Shemway. Pulled it up on Wikipedia when Dave was talking about Alph. Yeah. I'm glad. Keith's Canadian. You weren't looking up sick odd world trivia and lore. Wouldn't that be really cool if at all this whole time Alph was about a Canadian immigrant? [Laughter] It's like in the 80s we were super racist against Canadian. This is what we think of you. He does have the same eyes as like Canadians in South Park. Yeah, he does. Just black dots. Those beauty little eyes. Melmak could give you trivia. Shandra would you just get it right? You may as well just tell us facts. Yeah. Good save. Good save. Yeah. I know a lot about odd world. No. That's good. I'm glad. I'm glad you found what you love and there's a lot of it. Yeah, there is a lot more. I've only got three Earth fans. Awwww. You love odd world more and you love him. I do. I don't see you spelling off Paul trivia. I don't see you running Paul fanfiction and having Paul drawings over your wall. [Laughter] I got more pictures of him on my Instagram than me. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. Of Abe or Paul? Of Paul. Of Paul. Oh man. Oh no, you have to cosplay as Abe. And just fucking take our tutors. [Laughter] Well, you know, technically, Almadocans are male, but they are not able to reproduce because they're foreign on like a queen system where there is just one queen. Well, that's you. So do they get more slaves? That's how they get more slaves. Is the queen that produces a sexually? Okay. So what you're saying is you want to have a gang bag? Basically, no, there is no gang bag. They don't reproduce sexually at all. Oh, bummer. Chance and open her goo. [Laughter] Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. Oh yeah, baby, this sucks. Ew, ew, ew, ew. [Laughter] That's good. What's the sound of change you're getting wet? Wow. [Laughter] Now, when Paul, when you did it, it did kind of sound like a vibrator movement. [Laughter] That's not a sound effect. That's chandra laughing really hard. It's really hard. [Laughter] I'm going to start fast. [Laughter] My laugh. [Laughter] [Laughter] Yeah. Oh, man, that was good. I want to point out that, uh, thank you both for wearing your, uh, red luke crate D&D shirt. Yeah, and you like this? I do, yeah. Yeah. It's a pretty cool shirt, right? The one that everyone in this room owns but me. Yeah. [Laughter] Yeah, three and four, so we're in luke crate shirts, actually. We really, we really thought about contacting Tyler before we came over to tell him to change to his D&D shirt. I do not know why you didn't. [Laughter] I actually know where that is. Most of my clothes, I don't know, so. [Laughter] And this is an opportunity, next time. Next, next time. Yeah, I'm always even being like, hey, maybe I could sell the shirt off my back today. [Laughter] Well, yeah, I probably buy that. I probably buy that. Sweat and all, because it's hot in here. Yeah, it is. Do you have any more comments? Uh, I can't think of any random autorail trivia. Comments to make other than I fucking love this game and this is awesome. Do you enjoy your voice? Happy, happy, happy birthday. Thank you. Happy birthday. Yay. And thanks for buying us this game. Yeah, no problem. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I bought you guys three other ones with that. That came in a whole pack. Oh, I didn't know that. We're good on birthdays for the next several years. Yeah. [Laughter] They're saved accidents, a bunch of odyssey and strangers' wrath. I'll include it. I got you the guys the odd pack. Okay, I'm gonna have to check that on Steam because I'll-- No, I guarantee you have it. Okay, all right. [Laughter] No, wait, I'm pretty sure I didn't get it though. [Laughter] Play a fucking game. Thanks for listening, everybody. Even from the show on iTunes, Stitcher, and SoundCloud. So to miss the next episode, not sure in what order these all being released in because we recorded a whole lot in the little cluster, so-- There'll be an episode. Let's just see. It's not a game for you to go out and play. Yeah. It's just a chip for you to enjoy. It's fine. Enjoy it. Did you like this? Did you enjoy Sandra's birthday? Yeah. Do you honor-- She's gonna enjoy it for her birthday. Do you enjoy-- If you wish Sandra good birthday wishes, then go to iTunes. Fine Tadpogs. Subscribe. Yes. Give this show a five-star rating and say happy birthday, Sandra. Happy birthday, Sandra. In addition to that, if there's a game you want us to play, guess who she want for an episode or a Patreon request. Yeah, if it's a happy birthday, Sandra, here are some games that you should play and be on for Tadpogs. Go ahead, do that. You should do that. Good idea. Sandra likes being on here. Mm-hmm. Yeah, and a Patreon request. Take those there or on Patreon, whichever. Yeah. Whichever. Yeah. So we promise. Whatever you put on there, we will get to that. Eventually. Don't worry, guys. Like Tyler said, we're gonna be back. We're gonna be talking about something. We already recorded it, so who knows. But it's good. I promise. I promise it's good. In the meantime, you can always find us on Tadpog.com. That's where the show notes live. Hey, man. We want to find old episodes of "Outf." I'll probably have those posted in the show notes. Yeah. Um, you want to like see? I need to tell you where to find the odd world music video. Get freaky. All right. That's how I'm gonna go ahead and add that right now. Get freaky. Get freaky. Get freaky. Get freaky. Get freaky. You do a really good, uh, um, yeah. Yes, thank you. The character from the franchise that you love so much? I was like, Abe, Alph, alien. Good, good, good. You do a fun Abraham. Abraham? Yeah. Abraham odd. Grandpa odd. It's just Abe guys. Come on. So if you want to find the get freaky music video, you can do so in the show notes at Tadpog.com. We're also on Facebook. We are facebook.com/ Tadpog. There's a lot of cool people there doing a lot of cool shit. Alternatively, if you've already left the five-star iTunes review and you want to wish Sandra a happy birthday, you can do that on the Facebook page. Let's see. We're also on Twitter. We're at Tadpog_podcast. It's cumbersome. I realize thank you to everybody who retweets us. Sandra, you're like a huge retweeter of us, and I really do appreciate that. No problem. I like retweeting you guys. And liking Instagram posts. Yeah, I actually have you guys on notifications for that. So notice I got post one five seconds. Five seconds later. Change lecture photo. Nice. Yeah. Nice. Yeah, I have it like literally it's on notifications. As soon as you post something, I'm on there. Nice. Yep. Let's see, what else? We have a Patreon. If you'd like to donate to that, you can. You should do that, guys. It allows us to get some new stuff. I know I've talked about it on an episode we've recorded. I don't know if that's already come out yet or not, but we did get some new stands and pop filters so that when we have guests like Paul and Sandra, they don't have to be sitting in front of microphones that are held together with hair ties, so that's kind of nice. If you like to become one of our donors, you'll get access to all our bonus episodes. You can do so at patreon.com/tagpog. We have a phone number, believe it or not. We have a phone number. If you'd like to give us a call and leave us a voicemail, you can do that at 270-883-2555. We've got, if you want to, send us anything for an intro or a game to play because those get processed much quicker. We're looking at you, Jordan. Yeah. So, please send me anything to Tadbog Studios, Caribut Cole Nance, PL Box 3785, but Nuka can tuck you forward to 002. All right. I also have an Instagram, so it's Tadbog_podcast. cumbersome. Cucumbersome. Thank you. Bringing it back. Thank you. I miss cucumbersome. Thank you. Oh, man. I've never felt so strong. For you, Shandula, I do right now. So, the two of you. What's our theme song? Moves. Who's that by? Sycamore Drive. Working when did that track be found? The show notes at Tadpog.com. Oh, yeah. That was good. Yeah, that was good. That was good. How do you guys want to close it out? Like Abe. Yeah. Like Abe. I think that's the way you do it. Yeah. So, until next time. Triangle Capricorn. Yay. Dreams really do come true. The guy asked the girl. I was like, so what's your favorite kind of flower? Yeah. And she's just like, I guess I'd say daisies or something like that. And she's just like, oh, cool. I was just wondering what kind of flowers I should put down on your grave after I murder that pussy. [LAUGHTER]