TADPOG: Tyler and Dave Play Old Games

Ep. 303 – 90 Minutes: European Prime Goal

Duration:: 1h 48m
Broadcast on:: 06 Apr 2016
Audio Format:: other

Sports! Welcome to a really weird episode where Tyler talks about 90 Minutes European Prime Goal for the Super Famicom. Wait, don’t go – we talk about other stuff too and Brandon’s here! Some important things happen in this episode: we realize we’re dads and there are phones just for us!; we rank pizza restaurants; and we answer some voicemail and texts.

Hi there, listener. You're about to experience Tadpog, Tyler and Dave played games, and there will be plenty of game talk. But also, copious amounts of crude, off-color, offensive, and immature speech. So if you are of a rather sensitive, humor constitution, or just letting you know what you're in for with this show, it has games. It has jokes. You know, just games and jokes. Take the games, take the jokes, and have a good time. Hello internet, and welcome to another Tadpog podcast. It's a show that happened twice a week where two old guys and one guy right in the middle of our age talk about old games. Well, it's one guy talking about an old game. The other two, you know, asking questions, hanging out. Just hanging out. Interesting commentary. I'm not even going to ask questions. Buttholes, whatever. I'm just going to be rude. So making his grand reappearance after eating weird shit out of Josh Edwards' box. Brandon, I've accidentally failed. Hello. What's up, dude? How much? It's good to see you. You look good, man. Thank you. You hair looks good. You got the full fucking beard. I was telling my dad that earlier. You're like, muscular and shit. What's up with that? You look good. Thanks. Yeah. Take care of yourself now. I'm proud of you. Yeah, I'm trying. Let's see. Burger King mostly. We got, we got, yeah, so we're about to ruin it. We're about to ruin it. Yeah. So we got several things to do intros about number one, because I got it. I was a little late because I wanted to make sure it wasn't cold. So in this bag, I have for us some the latest hot and spicy garbage food, jalapeno chicken fries. Oh, okay. Someone told me those were really gross. So I'm ready to try them. And the angriest whopper. Cool. In that bag. I only had lunch today, so I'm good. I set aside some calories. I've had nothing but black coffee and diarrhea, so. What's the angriest whopper? We will show you. It's going to make our poop weird colors. I know that much because the bun is what, rad or something? Like the first time I ate red velvet cake, I thought I was dying because like I ate it, took a shit and just thought like I was bleeding out because everything's crimson. Is this for me? This serve. Yeah. Well, Ryan also provided us with Indian beer called kingfisher. So we can open that up and drink that with our hot garbage food. You think hops and heroes giving are going to get pissed off at us for chomping on their, uh, probably they should. There you go. Hey, that looks. Wow. I need to take a picture of this for the Instagram because of course just take pictures of all my food. Oh my god. Yeah, and then there's a little fries. All right. That angriest whopper is eight hundred and thirty calories. Just by itself. That's good thing. We're splitting it. I have a feeling we're going to finish it. I do. I have high hopes for. I do too. I'm fucking starving. Even though it looks like the kind of burgers I used to make out of Play-Doh. Yeah. When I was a little because of the bun. Like it is not like the shiny red bun. You see it looks more like pancakes that because I know I've made those pancakes with, um, like red food coloring to make rainbow pancakes. It just looks like a red pancake. Cool. Have you tried one of those chicken fries yet? So there's one for you, Dave. Oh, extra mayo. Thank you. I've increasingly really learned to hate mayonnaise as I've gotten older. Yeah, me too. Okay. Well, I'll just take a bite of this. All right. All right. So the angriest whopper. All right, here we go. Because supposedly it's red because there's hot sauce baked right into the bun. This isn't spicy at all, man. I'm not really feeling it either. What little I feel is definitely the jalapenos in it. Well, it's killed by the mayo. Yeah. Well, you don't want to finish that quarter, Brandon? Nope. Well, I'm like, grab one of these. Yeah, I don't think it's it's not any better than the angry whopper. Mm-mm. So I was pulled in by this red bun just like they did with that black, the black whopper or whatever. Mm-hmm. Now these jalapeno cheese fries, chicken fries. Let me see how I like that. All right. Let's give it a go. Yeah, that's all right. The jalapeno is definitely it tastes like a jalapeno potato chip. Yeah. I'm not going to lie to you. I'd rather have regular chicken fries and dip it in hot sauce. Yeah, or jalapeno ketchup. Yeah. Well, Brandon brought me some sriracha sea salt. So, either we can put this on the burger or just try it straight. I'm just going to try it straight. Yeah, I'm at a burger. I love this stuff. Oh, that is good. That'll be very good on a lot of stuff. I appreciate that very much. Yep. But that's good. But the newest hot garbage from Burger King, hot garbage. What kind of beard would you give it? Mm. A beard. Mm-hmm. The beard of a man who went to the glory hole expecting to get blown, but he comes out with a sticky beard. Okay. And he was furious. So furious about it. Was he the angriest man? He was the angriest. The angriest glory hole by tadpole. All right, so this is King Fisher beer. I mean, I don't like beer. So I just assure you, I'm not going to like this, but I'm going to drink it. That smells smells okay. Now, too much of that. It tastes like every, the only like beer, okay, well, why didn't Google beer? I can taste like the fruit looping is to that. Guinness tastes different. Other than that, I feel like all beer tastes really similar. And this tastes like every other beer I've ever had. Yeah, it's very basic water. Buddy, whatever friend. Um, let's see. We got a letter in. Yeah, this is a letter that I mentioned that I forgot to get for last episode. It done been got. I got it. We're good. I just ripped it. That was a joke at first, but no, actually, actually did rip it, getting out the envelope. Oh, shit. Now it's like the goonies. I got to find the, find the missing piece. It's a cease and desist. That'd be pretty amusing. Man, they want to buy this land from us. We got the move out of the goondocks, Brandon. He said in a southern accident. Okay, let's let her. It doesn't have a return address. I believe it's likely from the same fellow asking for the office jerk off advice. I opened it anyway. Fucking tadbog, period. I am unsure which of you is tad and which one is pog. I am so appreciative of your advice regarding my last dilemma, the correct Tyler seems. I have found in life that ignoring a situation is almost always the best course of action. Do you remember the advice that we gave him? No. I don't either. I'm glad it worked out, apparently. I think we said, yeah, don't acknowledge it. Just keep going. Yeah. Yeah. Ignore the problem. That sounds like it. Yeah, it does. Unless, of course, you are trapped in a small hot car by a rabid Saint Bernard. Allah, Stephen King's koojo. You mean kuleo? Cool. Stephen King's kuleo. You know that made for TV movie. Stephen King's kuleo is probably the best. In that case, a quick call to the authorities on your iPhone 6s, Bragger, is probably in your best interest. Gratitude aside, I find that I must turn to your expertise again. I am in hopes that you will point me in the proper direction. Last Thursday, several of my former lacrosse teammates and I spent the night reliving past glories and consuming large quantities of Chipotle, Mexican grill burritos and tacos while ironically drinking perhaps blue ribbon beer. We had a wonderful time and I was quite the hit regaling them with my story of accidentally killing a townie with my 328i at Brandon. Can we with that word, please? Exeter. Exeter at Exeter during my senior year. I'm assuming that's a that's a rich thing, right? Gotta be. Gotta be. Yeah. Okay. We see all three of us really don't know what that is, huh? They're pointing out to probably it's gotta be school or something. I never heard of it. It gets easier. Easier? I don't know. Perfect. Is that a final fantasy villain? Because if it ain't, I don't fucking know. It's better than the death ex. The next morning in my place of employment, I immediately began working on my current project. This is inserting equals if parentheses start parentheses, IV65536 equals zero, quotation mark, quotation mark, comma quotation mark, space, deer field sucks, quotation mark, in parentheses. Okay. Classic, classic if then, right? Brandon, can you confirm? All right. Inserting that into all of my supervisor's Excel spreadsheets. He went to a public school and graduated from a state support of university. I fear that he may lack the context to understand the reference, but if not, he will certainly receive a hearty guffa for my efforts. All right. Well, am I this guy's boss? While performing this vital task, I became aware of a quite uncomfortable feeling in the area of my small intestine. I began to notice a distinct rumbling sound emanating from this region on my body. I soon deduced that a trip to the men's room was in order post-haste. Let me get the missing goonies piece of this letter because it's required for the sex paragraph. Okay. I made it to the facility, sat and evacuated my bowels with a sound approaching that of the waves on the breakwater at Garden Year's Bay. I noticed in horror that fecal matter had slashed from the bowl and ended up on my light gray zenella trousers. I decided that I must try to wash away this foreign substance even though water is anathema anathema. I have a really hard problem with that word anathema anathema. Jesus Christ. Nicole, I remember Nicole did nothing that was a word the first time I told her. To super 120s wool. I don't like this letter. I stood and removed my slacks and in doing so, soiled my Oxford blue Brooks Brothers boxers. I could not allow my washer woman to witness my boxers to the state. So I decided to remove and sponge them as well. I walked to the basin while still wearing my J press navy blazer and Allen Edmonds Oxford with pantherilla over the calf hose. I feel like this is Ed Norton's character from Fight Club, right? In the beginning? Man, yeah, yeah. I started to run water to begin my cleaning chore when the restroom door opened. All right, and this is where I got to get the goonies thing. Opened. Orela, something Orela. Sameer entered. Okay. Sameer, my friend, I said, displaying my blemish shorts. I could use some assistance because that's the guy who caught him jerking it. Yes. Perhaps you have a small brush or a suit sponge. Sameer entered a omitted a low choking sound that can only be described as a moan him backed away from me. I understand from an acquaintance that Sameer left work muttering sick, sick over and over again. I spent the weekend ruminating on Sameer's strange behavior. The fact that he would not lend me a hand and my time of need is an insult that I will find hard to forgive. I am contemplating using Photoshop to produce images of Sameer wearing a Durham tech sweatshirt. On the other hand, he may very well have been ill as evidenced by his behavior when leaving the building. If that is the case, perhaps I should visit him at home bearing a basket of Wolferman muffins and Kona Holbein coffee. I don't know the appropriate. I don't like Kona coffee. I don't either. That's not a great. I don't know the appropriate course and bag your assistance. Edicate, after all, is the bedrock of a working society. Signed, perplexed. Well, I think it's immediately right off that he's far too rich to care about anything like this at all. Yeah, really rich people like, I mean, as rich as you are, you just kind of act and then there's a swath of destruction behind you that you don't give a fuck about. Like, I don't think the the aristocracy in Downton Abbey are worried about shit saying anything that the help is going to have to clean up. That was a different time, however. It's true today. The wage gap has never been closer to that than today, David. Bernie Sanders, 2016. Is this accurate, Brandon, can you confirm? I kind of spaced out a little bit. Too many local references. But yeah, absolutely. My favorite part was the octopus. I'm Tom. I get that good. He's reference. That's right. I've also watched as we can see. But I mean, I don't think if you want to get revenge on him, it's not Photoshopping a sweater, it would be him eating a cheeseburger. That's that's the way you'd really get him. But it's unnecessary. I say you treat him to invite him to lunch. Take him to check your cheese. Yeah, that's true. I think you have to have a kid with you now. So go and find it find a willing kid to go with you. What's a kid? Like a baby goat? That would work. Do you think they will let you in on the technicality? They better. We should try it first and see. I agree. Trust me. They check if it's your kid. Do they? Yeah. Blood tests, everything. But it's certificate. Does Chuck E. Cheese have TSA? Basically. I mean, especially after what Taryn told us about our local Chuck E. Cheese, they should. Yeah. Brandon, did you know that someone was a kid was kidnapped from a local? Kidnapping from our Chuck E. Cheese. No, I think it was like, was it attempted? I think they caught it. I think they got away. Oh, really? Okay. Because they grabbed a girl, shaved her head, put her in a ball cap, went to the bathroom, and then tried to get out with her. This was when we were kids, apparently. Yeah. Yeah. Could have been us. Yeah. I mean, it wasn't. Yeah. I was far too heavy to be easily kidnapped. All the kidnappers were like... I wasn't worried about it. Pass, pass, pass. Maybe that one. What's a frail light child? So, well, I didn't help with that at all, but you're welcome. I mean, I mean, if you didn't have a suit sponge in your desk, that's your fault. Yeah, what kind of monster are you? Yeah. So it's not, it's not Samir's fault, I say, just, just, yeah, just let him go. Just leave it. Just leave it. How did, man, that had to be like a forceful plop. If poo water got on your, your underwear. I could see it. Really? I could see it. Like, I mean, I've had those that are bad enough that it splashes up, like, and hit your ass. Yeah, but it's got to get, like, does he not have an ass? Well, it depends, like, escaped around them. It, well, I also know... Because when I sit down on the toilet, that shit's, like, dramatically sealed. Nothing's getting the fuck out of there. Well, I guess it also depends on, like, how far you pull down your pants. Because, like, okay. Oh, the way. Well, I've also, I've left my pants around my knees. If, like, you go into the bathroom, and it's one of those, like, the floor is just wet, I don't want to drop my pants all the way down. So, he could just be, like, a half, a half of these, like, only pull them halfway down. Then the water doesn't have that far to go. Why are you shitting in a flooded bathroom? Like, I understand if you're, like, on a road trip. Any port, any port to storm. But it work? I don't think so. Yeah. It sounds like he works in a nice place, too. Proplex, my advice to you is learn how to shit properly. And this won't be a problem. All this in the future. This won't be a problem. Just some preventative. Just go in with a strategy. Eat more. Eat more roughage. Oh, yeah. Avoid red meat. Or I guess maybe he needs to loosen. Maybe it's too hard. It was, like, throwing a rock in there, and he's loosen it up, actually. Oh, man. Wow. Yeah. That's bad. Those are the worst. Oh, we're, like, I cannot maybe, maybe once in my life when I was little, but it's never been. Constipation is, like, almost a foreign concept to me. Yeah. After all those hours he's been in my bathroom. Oh, it was all, it was all diarrhea. It was, like, diarrhea and/or jerk in it, either one. Right. But I can't do one than not the end of the other, so. I was going to ask how often this thing happens simultaneously. Well, whoa, I'm here. One of them, one activity usually makes it too sore to do the other activity. All right. So thanks for the letter that I could barely read. It was typed all nicely. It's just I'm stupid. So please in the future so we don't tear the letters, etch it onto a sheet of aluminum. Yeah, please. That would help us a lot. Yeah. This was, like, a really strong, strong envelope is what happened. I just bit right into it. Tore it up. You can fix it with some tape. Yeah. You collect these, right? I did. I think there's probably a stack right here somewhere. Let me just go ahead and throw this away for you. Let's just crush. Let's just crush Perflect. Trust dreams. There it is in the trash. Beth, thank you. Thank you for it. And go into your extremes to be anonymous. Yeah. It's cool. It's cool getting a letter. It makes me think you're real. It makes me believe. Look, man. If I didn't know how to shit either, I'd probably keep my identity a secret. Don't worry about Samir. Don't worry about. He's good. Yeah. He's fine. Just ignore it. He can just go out and drink Kingfisher beer with his friends that complain about the very strange white man he works with. That's fine. Yeah. And you have to complain about fucking Americans. That's good. It's fine. You're giving him bonding material. Yeah. You're not the only, you're not the strangest white man he's met, I'm sure. Probably. All right. You want to talk about a game? Are we sufficiently intro'd? I think so. One of our weirder intro's we've ever done. That was a weird one. But today, I apologized privately, but I also apologize publicly because we were supposed to do a double on Sunday. Yeah. And then I was rude and absolutely plated into what I know is one of your pet peeves, Dave, of just like last minute, plan adjustment. So I apologize to you for that. And then it affected the show because we're supposed to do a double and red red dead redemption was supposed to be Wednesday show. That's why it's number 302 in the feed after 300. So this is this is technically episode three on one. Yeah. I titled it before it was published. So this will be 301. Yeah. But I apologize for breaking one of your pet peeves and that is numbers. It's okay. All right. Very lawful. But let's just skip 301 all together. Okay. You want to do it? No one no one will ever question it. Or we do 301 301 is long. The lost episode. Yeah. Okay. I like it. Well, actually, we'll do 301 sometime. Let's save 301. And that's one of ours. Oh, that's going to piss some people off because it's going to be in the feed for like 40 episodes. It's going to have to be like, there's no 301. Because I know Steve, Steve in a Patreon fame of donating to our Patreon because he hates uneven numbers. That's a weird way to say Steven. Steve, Steve in. It's going to hate that that way that feed looks. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And I hate how our feed looks and iTunes because we've got the gaps for those weird episodes that don't show up. So I'm sure no one will actually, this isn't a big deal. The best hand is in the two. I don't know if anybody actually goes to proper iTunes to listen and just like on some kind of a feed on your phone. Let's just, let's just make up numbers. I go to iTunes. You got iTunes on your desktop iTunes? Yeah. Tipster. Let's just start like throwing some letters in there for our episode numbers. Just be like 48 Q. Well, name all after tax forms. Hey, I really think here's my 401 B. I recorded a thing for you guys. I was in the car driving and I heard it was late at night. Some DJ playing a mix of a bunch of different video game music. Yeah. I don't want to see. I know sometimes we will give you guys quizzes. Yes. So I wanted to see if you guys could name all the songs in this little mix. You want to sit here all the way to the end of the episode to do this? Get over with it. We can do whatever you want. I'm just not just talking with you. Do you have any answers? Yeah. I don't. Oh, okay. But I'm sure that we can figure out. We can fool you. Yeah. No, we aced it, Brandon. We aced that. Yeah, we could plug that shit in. You got a headphone jack on that mama Jama? Oh, yeah. Here's what? Is it like the next model of iPhone is supposed to come not have a headphone jack? It's a it's a model coming up. Because I mean, I mean, I mean, I sort of get it. But at the same time, like what trying to push Bluetooth headsets. So it's another thing to have to charge plug that in. I'll turn. It should be good. We might want to test it. Let's see if this is it. What's up all the way? All right, plug it in this one. Talked us. That sounds familiar. Oh, Castlevania. Yeah. That's the original Castlevania. I think I even think that's vampire. It's called vampire killer. Did you hear this? I was driving over the Bay Bridge and I was like, they're totally going to know it. It was all mixed really well, too. Like, oh, Kung Fu. Yeah. But yeah, yeah, oh my god. Die. Just die so we can hear the oh, oh, oh. Yeah, it's like This was one of our earlier bonding games, Brandon, where we played this a lot and talked about it a lot. Yeah, I played a lot of talk about John's. He's really nice. Duck Hunt. Okay, now it's changed again. Oh, I know this. Rad Racer? No, no, no, no, no. Oh, wow. I don't know this. I played this so much. See, I'm singing it in. And then it goes into Whoo-D. Yeah, that's all of the video games. Let's just listen to Wu Tang. All right. Can we make this the Wu Tang episode? Then why were Wu Tang led Suzas? Well, more Martin Shirelli sues us for Wu Tang infringement. Yeah, really. I think I muted it. I don't know. Yeah, I think so. So I think there were two we didn't know. Right. Yeah, that's not bad. You'll think of the last one. I will. The one that you know, you'll think of it. Yeah, when you're driving home, yeah, you'll think about it. When you're trying to sleep. Right. What was it? Fuck. So I'm just bopping along. I know they can't hear anything. No, we hear the music still. Listen, it is not here. There's a weird disconnect. It's a weird episode so far. There's a weird energy here. I know. Well, thank you, Brandon. That was good. Yes, thank you. I didn't know any of those. I used to do long food. Well, I knew Kung Fu, like when Tyler said Kung Fu, I was like, oh, yeah, that is Kung Fu. Because that's something I used to do with Josh Janssen, Ashley Shake. We would download the music and burn video game CDs. And then when we were driving somewhere, we would make the video game quiz CDs and see if the other two could guess what each one was. And Shake always made the best ones. This world is really, really good. Of course, various, mostly RPGs, but anything. When you ran your game at Josh's in Murray, and I lived in Paducah when I make that 45-minute drive, just about every time I listen to the Final Fantasy 6 soundtrack. It's a good soundtrack. Yeah, it is. But, I mean, God, I still, like, I will get chills and just, like, have to listen to all of Demon's Lab. That's the metal. Devil's Lab. Devil's Lab. Thank you. Oh, man. That's probably my, that might be my favorite track from that game. A really good track. But, of course, I mean, nothing beats Earthbound for me. I can still listen to Earthbound, Earthbound remakes all day. Hell yeah. Have you heard the Missy Elliot Earthbound remakes? No. Not on SoundCloud anymore, unfortunately. Because that was on my fucking playlist, and then all of a sudden, it was like, "Where the fuck did this go?" So, I don't know if Missy Elliot was like, "Yay, no. You get that shit out of here." But it was really good. If the toy's not making a mother-four, fucking take that shit down. It was really, really good. So, maybe I can find it on YouTube or something. I'll look for it. If I find it, it'll be in the show notes. Mm-hmm. Apology accepted. BT Dubs. I accepted this apology already personally, but I just want to let you- You could have privately accepted it, and then publicly shame me. But, so I'm glad you didn't get that around. I'm like, "Fuck you." I'm not like that. Oh, I could have. We could have made it like a real big, like, grudge thing. Act like if the podcast was going to end. Like, yeah. Unless our Patreon hits $500 over, we're breaking up the ban. Yeah, we do need to hold our patrons ransom more often, I agree. Because we only, like, after the Patreon episode dropped, we only lost three people. That's a record. Yeah, pretty good. Okay, so today, for this episode, because you had a lot of stuff to do, Dave, and then I, it is my goal still, by the end of Tadpog, to have done every single Super Nintendo game. Yeah. And I don't just mean every single American Super Nintendo game. I want to do every Super Nintendo game, Super Famicom game across the board. All of them. All of them. It's a lot. Which, which I'm happy because Ryan, just the other day, ordered a, the English, or somebody had taken and reprogrammed SNES cart with Tera Nigma. Yeah, he was telling me about that. Yeah, I'm looking forward to that a lot. Yeah, push, finish that shit off, Brandon. Thanks. Kingfisher, Kingfisher killer. Damn. Yeah, dude. Let's blowjob. I have a copy of DirtTrex FX, if you'll play it with me, because nobody ever wants to play it. Yeah, we'll do that. Let's do that shit. And then we'll talk about it, be great. What about SSX Tricky? That was a GameCube. Yep, 100 bricks. I was never talking about that in high school. It's tricky. Tricky. Tricky. Tricky. Tricky. You're the funnest game. So, I was like, let's just do a Tadpog, and I'll do a game that I know you probably won't give a shit about. Perfect. And then, of course, every fans will know from my great steam challenge, like, I just like going down game lists, like alphabetically. So, when I pulled up the entirety of the Superins in a library from Wikipedia, number one, we didn't just kick back. Okay, done that one. All right, get off. Number two, the seventh saga. Right. I was like, okay, this wasn't on the IGN's list. That's what I thought we were going to talk about today. That I started it up, and I was like, oh shit, this is a JRPG from Enix. Like, this is a Super Nintendo RPG that completely flew under my radar. It's legit. So, then I did research on it, and I legitimately want to play it. I don't want to give it short thrift. I remember the short thrift, short shrift. What's the proper word for that? I don't know what you're trying to say. I couldn't even pronounce half of the words in that letter, so I don't, please, will ask me. Short X-S-C-D-R, X-C-D-R, but yeah, and I looked up more videos. It's supposedly the hardest RPG on the Super Nintendo. Really? So, I remember the logo for it. I mean, if the barebody talks about it has an interesting concept, and the music is really good, so I was like, okay, I want to actually play this game. Dave may want to play this game too. Yeah, I'll give it a go. So, after that, however, was a game, I was like, oh, Dave will not be interested in this game at all. Great. I am not interested in this game at all. Perfect. Brandon, what about Brandon? Brandon will not give, he will give less than fucks. Okay. Like, and I'm sure, this will be one of those like, it may be one of those eat the cat kind of episodes where people are like, I don't give a fuck about that. We're already at that point, I think. Yeah, it's fine. So, today, I'm going to be, this Toddpog will be about 90-minute European prime goal. No, fuck this. Is that a, is that a, is that a football game? It is. Oh, man. Why'd you do this? It came out exclusively in Japan, in Europe. Hold on. What's the name of this? 90-minute European prime goal. Yeah. And when I looked up videos, like I found like one playthrough of it. Yeah. When I looked up like more information about it, like it's wiki is very small. I'll try to look up like reviews. There were a few sites acknowledging that it was a game. Yeah. Hey, Google just want to throw that out here. That's a game you're looking for, because you weren't. You're not imagining it. It's a thing. That's all we have for you. You didn't find the 2020 special, with Harbor Walters, about 90-minute. 90-minute European prime goal. I'm looking it up right now. So, yeah. So, I chose to do a Toddpog soccer game. I mean, I want to do them all. They're playing games like this. Just got to get her done. Okay. Wikipedia. Here we go. Wow, is not in English. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, I had to translate it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, guys, 90 minutes, colon, European prime goal. In Geopon, in Tuyoto, Loto, J League Soccer Prime Goal 3. I assume this means as translated in Japanese, J League Soccer Prime Goal 3. Same. It's the same. It was unnecessary. Eun video gioko, calcystoko, zvila pouta. That was a bad word, I think. E distributo, periosolo, super Nintendo entertainment system. That's it. That's all that's on Wikipedia. Do you have the option to translate it? I just, I can do it. I know how to do it. You want me to translate it? I do think you speak Swedish. Here we go. It says the video game is very modern and established tornadoes for all stars. The visuals, the graphics and perspective of the field, something about a bandana. That is the word Nazi. That is the word not Toni. Oh shit, Ron's bringing more alcohol. What you got? Henry? The other kind of ginger ale? Brandon Drake all that. Yeah, we had a couple sips. It's not great. Yeah, I didn't care much for it. May as well just go drink a Bud Light. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't think of this. Yeah, that is a Bud Light. I'm even a Bud. I imagine you're about as into beer as I am, Ryan. So he probably just like, that's beer. Yeah. The Henry's orange is a lot better than the Henry's ginger ale. I agree. Because that has the ginger and the slight alcohol taste. That's a little weird. It just tastes like bad beer. I don't want it. Thank you. Like, Brandon, you looked like me at every roller coaster I went with my mom, just like handing her all my stuff. What's that highlighted word, say? Uh, that was uni. Nazi oni. Sure. The Nazi oni. So it's a Japanese demon. That's also a Nazi. The Nazi oni. Yeah, you're right. That's my new steam name. Yeah. So, uh, tell me about this game. Did I miss Dave Reesible Wikipedia? You did. Fuck. I mean, it's my favorite part of the show. I wouldn't say you missed it. Sorry. We're professionals here, Brandon. Turn that shit off. All right. So I will say first off, this was better than international superstar soccer. What? But, okay. Do you think it wasn't on the list because it didn't have a US release? Yeah. Right. So how was it better? It was easier to learn. I thought it looked better. Like the camera wasn't zoomed out as far. Yeah. It was, it was, it was more simplistic to control. I actually played two games. I lost one and then I won one because the huge sort of flaw in this game where if I wanted to beat the tournament or whatever on this game, I know I could do it because for some reason, okay. So all you have to do is score a goal. Okay. And then if have your goalie intercept, catch a ball. I think I hold it for the rest of the game. Just stand there and you go around at the clock. That's what I did when I won my second game. I just happened to get a goal early, I caught the ball, sat there for 10 minutes. And this is better than international superstar. I won a game. And then I was like, that's not bad. That's not bad. I had a better time sitting here holding that ball than I did playing international superstar soccer. So not only is, and Holland is a playable team. So I played as Holland. That was fine. All right. Let's see. It has your disgrace to soccer. I mean, yeah, it was it was bland in that all the artists, like just a bunch of white guys with the same color hair and color uniforms. Is that where naziona comes in? Yeah, when he comes in. It's just the one not the only in the other team. Did you just did you end up playing Nazi propaganda? Is that what this game is? It's better than international superstar soccer. So, yeah, I mean, this episode is going to be about what you expect me to be playing a soccer game on my own. Whenever you scored a goal, it had a cool little, where the team would do a victory dance across the field every time there was a goal that went back and forth. So it had more flavor and style than international superstar soccer. Okay. Yeah, and I played two games. There's a mode where you can make your own food baller. Uh-huh. And it's cool. Earn more points and make your own build. That's like be a hero mode or something like that. Okay. And then they're the standard one on one versus computer, tournaments, all the standard stuff. It does not look to me like it was a FIFA certified game. So they're all going to be made up players with weird names, not that I would know a single difference. Ball holder. Ball holder, Holland. Because God, can I name it? Can I name any soccer players? David, David Beckham, Pele, Jorge Campos. Is that a real? I remember people screaming Jorge Campos. Go. All right. I played soccer in middle school. So me, me. Yeah, I played soccer in elementary school. So you, Brandon. Yeah, I was actually a championship soccer team, Farley Wizards, kindergarten. Did you guys go state? Uh-huh. Sure. You went to Farley? Yeah. I know you're, I know you're in Farlem like me. Follow world. I talked to that story about me seeing those guys in the gas station, like very skinny white kids like decked out in Fubu and bandanas and gold chains. And the gas, I didn't try not to laugh. I was like, where are you, where are you guys from? I'm from Farlem dog. And like everyone in the gas station just like looking at these two people. They have a big presence on topics. It's true, it's true. Well, I told Blake Woods about topics. He was like, holy shit. How did I not know this cesspool of humanity exists? Oh, it's the worst. Topics is the worst. I think it beats 4chan for the worst place on the internet. Brandon, are you familiar with topics? I mean, I haven't heard about it recently. Oh man, it's so fucking, but I haven't looked at it. It's geared to be awful. Yeah. It's a gossip site. Like that's all, that's what it is. And it is the most local, localized concept around here. And people can say whatever the fuck they want. And then if you want to have it taken down, it costs money. So it's terrible. But very popular around here. Oh, it's super popular. Like people like lose hours like going crazy. Like I've seen a woman, I've seen a woman like, I can't believe they said that about me on there. It's like just fucking relax. It's like five, it's like five fucking people. Like real people don't go on topics. I think we're going on everybody just moved over from the VCI message boards. VCI message boards are exclusively for like selling handguns now. Like that is, that is why they exist. I didn't even know they were, I moved back and someone said, I was looking for something. I can't remember what it was. Probably a gun. And they were like, oh man, did you check VCI? VCI, the dial up, the local dial up internet service from 1997? No, I haven't checked there. Do you have a number where I can dial into a modem and talk to a robot? It's actually no, like it's more than handguns. Like Craig's list is not a big thing here, because VCI fucking dominates around here. And I don't understand it. It's fucking easy. Craig's list has like, okay, go to Kentucky, Lexington, Louisville, western Kentucky, which just covers just half the fucking state. Yeah, don't wonder it's not. Oh man. Oh, where can I get this? It's four hours away. Yeah. Okay. Man, where can I get a great straight razors where I get all my straight razors? Craig's list. Oh, it's burrowed. It's two hours away. Great. Perfect. I'll drop it. Don't think I won't. But I remember like, my dad exclusively deals on VCI. He got, what was it? Because he loves yard sales and he went and found a yard sale, like a very old woman cleaning at her house. And she had tons of incredibly old Barbies and Barbie clothes and stuff like that. And he bought all of it for a pittance. And he wanted, he's like, I know some of this stuff like people will be missing like this sweater or something like this. When he brought it home in the box, did you slap the box out of his hand? You're like, no, you're a boy. God, he wouldn't have done that shit to me though. Oh, he wouldn't have done that shit to me. Did it work? Well, he's, he doesn't know how to sell it. All right. Ryan does shit on eBay all the time. So dad was like, just put it on, put it all this on VCI. And Ryan was like, I don't think there are a lot of like hardcore Barbie collectors. Barbie shit. No, on VCI. I was like, well, what's, we're asking put that eBay site. I could, yeah, I could put it on eBay. It might take a little while I'm doing it like piece by piece or if I'm selling like entire collections, like how do you want to do it? It's like, I don't know, it's for my name and phone number on there. They can call me that. No, I don't want to put your phone number on eBay and have people call it. That would be pretty cool though. They still like, they get an arguments about it because dad does not understand why he can't just do that. Do it. That's what I, if my dad was like, putting my phone number on eBay, like, all right. Dad's phone number was selling auction dad's phone number. Hot dad. Answer your calls. Please ask about Barbie clothes. Just claim her. You will not be transferred this number. This is only for the number itself. Like dad has even like tried to get me to be the intermediary, like talk to your brother and have himself these things. Please convince your brother, put my phone number on the internet. Like he's like, he just won't do it. I don't know why. I just wanted to do this for me. I do a lot for him and he won't do it. Now I ask Ryan, like, he wants me to do dumb shit. I'm not going to do it. I've been wanting to come back here for the 400 mile yard sale. That happens. It's pretty good. What did I've heard about that? What is it? From the beginning to the end of highway 68, everyone has a yard sale. You're required to have a yard sale. The government knocks on your door. I don't know if you do this, but you pop the house, but you do need to have a yard sale. I know you've got some meaning, maybe. Do you have it on couch? I know there is one house a few miles off the road that like they just don't shut down their yard sale. Like they keep the tables out covered in tarp year round and whenever that yard sale comes up, they just put it on tarpet. It's pretty popular. I think there's a lot of opportunity to set up like food court. A lot of people do. I see sitting at barbecues and stuff like that and selling barbecue. They have giant smokers. Professional, places of abduke will come out and set up shop at some barbecue. When I go on eBay and search for dad's phone number, I get a whole lot of, I get a whole lot of iPhone cases like for the Seattle Seahawks phone cases, like the first one pops up. Your dad will love it. Exactly. Custom Seattle Seahawks jersey with your name and favorite jersey number. Oh, your dad's name. Oh, yeah. Don't have any good relationship with your dad here. Oh, man, it'd be great if I bought this for my dad. I think that would be really fun. Hey, dad, want to talk to other dads on the phone? I hope it's up, folks. For dad's only. Don't tell mom. We're talking about barbecues stuff. Dave, Dave. Yes. We can have that phone. Yeah. Yeah. Here's where it comes back. We're dads. Yeah. Yes. No wonder I was drawn to it. I hope it's a case for like a Nokia phone from like 1999. Sadly, though. Yeah, but 90 minute European prime goal. It's a it's a it's a thanks for listening. It's a soccer game that did not merit an American release. It was it was okay as far as soccer game goes, I guess. Who made it? Oh, who did make that? Sierra. Sierra's personally soccer game. Namco. Namco. Cool. Which and I recently read some pretty stupid shit about Namco that I forgot what game it was, but it was a PlayStation one game that was um it was a racing game. But the loading screens were so long that they let you play Galaga. Right. Well, people like that so much they trademarked playing games on loading screens. So that's why for 15 years after that, like it's actually loading screens because they locked that shit down and then like just didn't use it. So fuck you, Namco. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, I don't have achievements. Let's see. Yeah, any achievements, Tyler? Uh, let's see. Uh, hold on to that shit. That's where you hold a soccer ball until you win. Wow. Oh, yeah. You like that? You really dropped the ball in that achievement. No, I didn't hold on to the ball, but it did. Oh, yeah. Beards. Um, David Beckham hitting the face with an axe. Okay. Beard and glasses. Um, Victoria Beckham's dead, dead eyes. Yeah. She does not look good anymore. She looks mean. Yeah. Looks like a mean woman. A mean, fashionable high school principal. Yeah, it's fair. Like a villain on like, uh, yeah, our of Dean, like an angry Dean from an 80s movement. But I was like, I'm gonna buy some food, talk about this game that I don't have much to say about, but it's off my list. It's that much closer to my big bucket list. You're welcome listener. Yeah. This whole episode has been weird. It's fine. It has been a weird one, but maybe we can redeem it by taking some calls. Well, I want to, I want to thank Brandon. Um, since you're here, I get, uh, I was just going to mention you, but I get to thank you personally for turning me on to Hyperlight Drifter, the Kickstarter game. Do you remember that? Yes. It was like a, I think 2012. I think it was a long time ago. Uh, came out. Did they make it well? Came out last week. Uh, and it is a really cool looking game. Awesome. Uh, it's like a, it's like kind of like a futuristic Zelda. It's kind of how it plays. Um, and it is, uh, fucking beautiful. The game is beautiful. Nice. I want to check it out. Um, I didn't back it. I just sent it to you. Well, I was going to ask you to ask if you played it. I didn't back it. No, but I want to play it. I'm not done with it. I've streamed a little bit of it on the, on the tadpog twitch, which is a thing that I don't really. That's a big step for you. I was like, well, Tyler wants to do this thing. So like, I need to like figure out how it works at least. Uh, so I've streamed that and I've streamed some Heroes of the Storm games. Um, so like the Heroes of the Storm games are easy to stream because like, I don't have to worry about like what I'm going to talk about because it's like me and Phil and, uh, whomever drew Josh Edwards, it's just us fucking just talking, uh, and Skype while we play. So like, that's easy. But like, on the stream, like where I play in fucking hyperlight drifter, I'm just like, yeah, that's a look at that thing. It's just like the most like, and I'm like, I bet you wish I had some taste to look at. Don't you? Yeah. Anybody who's watching this. Do I need to like do like Bob Saggot voices for like America's buddy. So video like, Oh, right. Here's a thing over here. What are you supposed to do? So it's like, I feel completely awkward. Hold on to that voice for two weeks from now. You got it. Listen, you'll get that joke two weeks from now. So I'm to thank you for that for turn, because I wouldn't have even known about the game if you hadn't told me. Yeah, absolutely. Turns out it's pretty fucking awesome. Good to know. That's nice to know what Kickstarter game turned out. And then you waited patiently for it. Yeah, you know, that long. Yeah, even. It's been a lot better than mighty number nine. I guess it failed. No, it wasn't failed. It's like the record like for shit that passing, but it just keeps getting delayed now. Right. So, I mean, I feel like I'd talk today about this. Like if mighty number nine becomes vaporware, I feel like that might kill Kickstarter. I guess. So it's going to hurt the reputation for like video games on Kickstarter. Yeah, I waited three years. I just got these, the braggy dash Bluetooth headphones. And they're I remember seeing you. I thought you were just holding rocks. These are headphones and they're awesome. Hmm. That's it. Do you wait at three years for those? Three years. I feel like you've just backed. Did you back another pair? No. Oh, okay. Well, I also might have just slept for three years. Right. They come with like a cool carrying case. They do. That's also a charges them and they glow. They glow when music plays to them. They glow when you're charged into the case. Oh, okay. Yeah. I wish they glow with the beat of what I was listening to. That would be too cool. Yeah. Like they had a beating and they're like, man, can we do this thing? They're like, we're not trying to get everybody made here. We want these. You can listen to three songs. Look, really cool why you do it and they're dead. Wait, will this work on my zoom? No, it's probably up four years away from coming out. I also got, are you familiar with me, Tomo? Yes. I just I downloaded it. Yeah, you got it. I was going to. I need to add you. Yeah. I need to turn on my Wii U and log on to my video account to try and find whatever my account number is. It's new. It's not. I know what you're talking about because I can't sync it to your account. You can. You can sync it to your account, but when it asks for your pass your account, when asked for your login, it's not your fucking old club Nintendo login. It's a different thing. So I just created a new one and then like you can on your Wii U. You can go into MeMaker and it'll generate a QR code that you can scan and then it just imports your imports your shit. It's cool. It feels so much like like a Wii on your phone. Yeah, it's kind of it is. It's fucking weird, which I didn't really like. Is this is this a putting their toe in the water for the Nintendo next? Probably. I mean, they've said that mobile is the future of game. Oh, sure. Yeah. It's, I mean, it's kind of just like a social media-style game. You're like, yeah, I get a little hat on. Are you wearing a Fez? It's a little hat, but it's not a Fez. Oh, it's like a stripper hat. What's that? Who's that girl from Borderlands? Mad Moxie? Yeah. Yeah, it's a Mad Moxie hat. I'm glad that you brought this up because I would rather have you guys make my me so that it's more accurate. Let's add me. Let's do the face-to-face thing because I have to finish making myself. Oh, fuck man. I mean, you're on mine. I've where I made you of my original Wii, like way back then. Take a look a little bit different. So it's pretty cool. There are a lot of listeners on there that are friends of mine on there. So, I guess it's kind of tough because it's like Nintendo has that weird like, I mean, I say it's weird, but Nintendo's got this like very strict anti-pedophile policy where they're like, oh, we got to protect your privacy. So like, you can only add people if you're friends on Facebook or if you follow each other on Twitter. The only other way to do it, as far as I know, is to do a face-to-face thing. We're like, you both hit. Let's add each other's friends at the same time. Like turning on like, okay, press the button on the router so I can connect to the Wi-Fi. Okay, press it. Press it now. Okay, now try it again. Or like when you're trying to launch nukes and you both turn the key at the same time. So yeah, it's like, it's a it's a nuke launching simulator. It's almost just really weird because it's a Japanese game. I would think they would just kind of stay away from that, but I don't know. Barefoot gin, man. It's it's classic. You got to deal with it. So it's all about answering questions about yourself. Oh, I like that. Okay. So it kind of reminded me of what's that what's that app that we were playing on the way back from DragonCon where it would just ask like, would you rather be pretty or smart? And it was like a polling thing. Yeah, when they updated it, the ads got just fucking intense. I ended up deleting it. Well, that's kind of what this reminds me of because it asks you questions and you answer them. And then people can like your answers or comment on those answers. So that's when it kind of turns into like a weird Nintendo Facebook. Okay. Because I mean, when the we had the everybody votes channel, I mean, how about that? Yeah, yeah. And I heard there. So like each month, they're asking everybody the same question. And then I think at the end of the month, they're going to reveal the answers to all the stats. Okay. Big data. That's right. Big data. You're going to plug that show that you really love, Brennan. You wanted me to watch about that the hacker. Mr. Robot. Yeah, there you go. It's really good. I downloaded it. That's what you said last time. I said, it's still downloaded. Didn't erase it. NBC. I played the Final Fantasy 15 beta, the demo, not the beta, the demo that's on PSN now. That's really good. It's really good. It's really good. I wouldn't, I don't think I would like it if Bravely Default wasn't a thing because it's so, it's so different from what I consider Final Fantasy. Yeah. Like as far as like, I've never played Kingdom Hearts, but everyone says that it plays exactly like Kingdom Hearts, which does not play like a traditional Final Fantasy game. Yeah. But since I've got Bravely Default, yeah. I mean, it's yeah, definitely this what I played Final Fantasy 15 demo is 100% an action RPG. And I think I would be furious about it if Bravely Default didn't exist because now like Bravely Default kind of fills that niche that I want where it's like the turn base. Yeah. Yeah. And they kind of remix it a little bit by throwing in new mechanics and stuff like that. And I love that. And I want that. And if it didn't exist, I'd probably be shitting all over the demo that I played. Yeah. But because it exists, I'm like, yeah, it's pretty cool. Yeah. I don't want to eliminate turn base combat. I like turn base. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bravely Default made it fresh again. Yeah. So yeah, I grew with you. I'd be pissed to like fix it. Don't replace it. But because that exists, I really liked the demo. And I'm totally it's coming out. I think September 30th. And I'm buying that shit. Because like it is, it looks gorgeous, first of all. And I also love what they did with CarBunkle. Okay. Because CarBunkle now is a white, finnock fox with a like a jagged ruby horn almost coming out of this floor. It's just like a finnock fox unicorn. I like that. That's good. And the I felt like a badass because the enemies are all super easy. And then at the very end of the demo, there was a boss that is like crushingly difficult. CarBunkle was all like every two seconds. He was like, Oh, dog, Ruby light, save your ass. Punched through CarBunkle. It was good. I would, if you haven't played it, it's fucking free on PSN. Check it out. Like I don't even have a, I don't even have like the PS plus and I can get it and download it. It's fun. Okay. Fire PlayStation. Yeah. It does require places. It does. It does. Yeah. He got me on that. It's a, I mean, I haven't played 90 minute European vacation soccer ball, but it's as I'm assuming that it's based on your description. It's a lot better than that. Yeah. So I'm happy that I spent my hour playing that demo and not the 90s super fun ball. The 90 minutes I clearly played. Yeah. Yeah. I bet I spent 45 minutes playing this game. Are the games 90 minutes? Why is it called? I didn't even ask that question. I fucking know. I have no idea why. Like I went into the time limits. There's not like a 90 minute time limit you can set for a game. Like how long are soccer games typically? I mean, you can finish a game in like 90 minutes. I think so. How much of regulation soccer game is? Yeah. 90 minutes. Probably. Sure. Yeah. Did I play soccer for 90 minutes? And I was little. No, no, no, no. Probably not. No, I think they were like seven minute games when we were kids. I get that I was a fat kid and needed to run, but I don't think I had a different 90 minutes. You'd know. I think we'd all know. Like if I was, if I was 12 or 10 for 90 minutes, I'd probably know. Get that juice box everywhere though. Man, I'm so bad at soccer. Dave, drop of the ball. You have to drop the ball. What? No, I'm going to hold on till it's all. What are your little video games? All right. So you want to do calls? Yeah. Let's take some calls. See if we can redeem my part of the episode, the Todd parts. That was me. Because I chose to do a fucking soccer game. What's the phone number to call in? It is 270-883-2555. Are you going to call us right now? Thank you, Dave. No, I'm just going to save it to my phone. Okay. If you call us right now on the mics, we can have a nice little memory in the future when we listed it on the show. I think we even have a five star review where someone's gushing about the show and then ends with, but you can skip the sports and puzzle episodes. They're not great. Hey, hey, we haven't changed. Feeling a little insecure about this one. A little bit. A little bit. But also validated because no one expects anything else. Yeah, that was a good point. The value of a low bar. Okay. Let me throw some more coals on that insecurity furnace. We haven't done a sports game since people started paying us. Yeah. Whoops. Well, there's more coming. ABC family football is just around the corner. Tadpog secret club listeners, your code is one, three, five, four, two, one. We need secret code listeners. I like that. We got a lot of calls. I'm scrolling through them as fast as I can, as fast as my, as fast as my little thumb can get through here. Oh, I didn't tell you the best thing about me, Tomo, while I'm scrolling. It's the robot voices that you choose for your me. Oh, it's the fucking best. It is the fucking best. You can make you, you can, you can sound like a monster if you want to. It's pretty awesome. All right. Here we go. Here is a text message from five, two, zero, who says, it's not me if I've read this one already. Okay. Hey, Tadpog. I like to think the human torch flies by lighting his farts on fire. Does this sound familiar so far, I think? That's it. Oh. All right. I guess that would work if he farts out of all his pores. Well, yeah, he had a really shitty superpower before he went into space. I mean, if he turned into a stingray, because they should have their pores. So do they really? Yeah, but it's why you have to soak stingray and milk to dry everything out of their pores before you cook it. That seems like a lot of work. Does stingray taste good? It's pretty good. Oh, okay. Is it because all the farts in their skin? Can I get that stingray with extra farts, please? All right. Here's another text message from five, two, zero, who says, hey, motherfucking Tadpog, just learn a new phrase for something that's awesome. It's, I know I'm familiar with this one. Brandon, I know that you are too. Tyler, I believe you are as well. King Shit of Fuck Mountain. Yep. First of my heard, that was Mr. Show. Yeah. The preacher. What is up Satan's ass? He said, I am the lot of the world. I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain. Here is a phone call. Here's a voicemail from four zero to you. Hey, Tadpog. It's a master coin. Ryan Walters. Hello, Brian. It's a night time call. Call on to say hi. It sounded like hi. See, I am a longtime caller, first time listener. Is that right? That works. So, I want to tell you about a story that happened to me on Sunday. My wife had some errands for fun. Wanted to go to, you know, grocery stores like Bakers. You might notice Kroger at things to take care of. So, being the lazy father that I am, I ordered a pizza. And that's a lot of fun I feel, you know, with kids and pizza, three children, and they all love pizza. I love pizza. Or at least that's what I think. Regular. My order, Marcos, because I've heard of mentioned on the show before. Yeah, Mark. And I like to spend my money where, you know, Tadpog supports. I always drop your name. They have no idea what I'm talking about. Anyways, reading lunch, and my oldest, my nine-year-old says, "Hey, dad, will you order pizza too much?" I honest with her. Oh, wow, when a kid was a nine-year-old, do you know that doesn't like pizza, like every meal is a day? Give me a fucking vegetable. And that was like the fourth time we did pizza, like a five-day spin. Then our follow-up question was, "Hey, dad, where did babies come from?" And I said, "Yeah, you're right. We do order too much pizza." All right, so my second part of the call here, I guess, is the question piece. So since we're talking about pizza, and I know you've mentioned Marcos before, I want you guys to workshop this together, because I think your answer together is much better than your answers separately. Can you stack rank your top five pizza places? So that's the top five pizza places. That could be chain. That could be a local of the duke of place, maybe something in Murray. Anyways, wherever or whatever, give me your top five pizza places. All right, guys, great show. I love you. I love you more than Adam loves you. All right, more shots fired. Top five pizza places. We've all lived in different areas, so I know our local pizza places that we like are going to be dramatically different to try to agree one, because I love Spinelli's and Louisville. I fucking love that place. I never had it. I like thin crust pizza, and it is thin New York style. God, it's so fucking good. Last time I went there, even though it was four in the morning, I wore a pizza and just sat there and fucking ate it by myself. So it's thin crust, crispy thin crust, or it's Brooklyn style? Because I like that as well. There's a place in Lexington, or there was. I don't know if it still exists, called Goodfellows. You took me there. That is good. I love that. It's like, and it's like one of those restaurants where it's like, you don't eat in there. It's just the restaurant is like the size of Ted Pogai Rise, which is a room in Ryan's house. And it's a kitchen and a fucking counter. And then there's like two tiny tables outside the door. And drunk people alive. Yes. Oh, God, they make so much money, because they're in downtown Lexington. And like, when last call, they stay open one hour after last call, and that is the fuck. That's how they make all of their fucking money, because yes, on a Saturday night, motherfuckers are lined up around the city block for some good fellas. Because what we did, one of my games that you're placing in Lexington, and you ordered like the giant fucking pizza that they have for all of us. I could not. This is not a joke. Like, I had to like lay my seats down and like make arrangements to get the box in the fucking door of my Celica, which is a two door car. So it's like, the doors are really wide. I had to like push it. I had to get it in, and then push it up to the ceiling, and push it back while two people in the back held it up. Like they're fucking lemmings or something. And like, that's their ability. The whole pizza up. But Brennan, you've lived in New York, San Francisco, like you've been all over the place. So yeah, the New York has the best pizza by far. So I've had an unfair advantage. I think my favorites were probably. You sure it's not better. Mama D's in Calvert City, Kentucky. Yeah. And that is honestly a pretty good pizza place. I don't think I've heard that. Probably my favorites were Polly G's in Greenpoint, and Roberta's in Poly Shores. Exactly. You want some pizza, buddy? Because John took me to a pizza place close to where you guys lived in Brooklyn. Probably Roberta's. That was really good. Probably Roberta's. I really like it. We waited fucking forever, but it was pretty good. Or Motorino. I could not tell you. Okay. But good pizza on paper plates. Good pizza. Best local pizza in town is pizza by the pound. Yep. Yeah. Like, hands down. That's the worst for you. Like, there's no, like, there's no, like, oh, well, I'll get a. Thank you. But broccoli on it. Yeah. I'll get a crispy, thin crust with chicken on there. No, no. It is straight up like, oh, you want some pizza? Fine. Did you notice that we measure the pizza by the pound? We're just going to put this cheese wheel on it. Heat that up a little bit. Yeah. There you go. There's pizza in though. For the pizza in because the variety. In the buffet, man. Yeah. Man, I, I really griefed somebody the other day when, because there's, I saw a pizza in ad. My mom was looking through a magazine and she's like, oh, pizza in. I haven't been to pizza in in a while. Oh, they deliver. I was like, who fucking orders pizza for pizza in? Like, like, their pizza is awful. The point is that you go so you can eat a whole bunch of it at the buffet. Well, I'd heard a kind of a bad thing, like, because I'd mentioned Nicole was because I heard a bad thing. A negative thing about pizza in. Yeah. I remember, I told Nicole and she looked at me baffled that they, if there's a mistake on like a delivery pizza, you have, they demand it back. Like, so you can't call like, you forgot this. You have to give the pizza back and the return pizza, they go and just throw in their buffet. Allegedly. Allegedly. So you leave the pizza in a paper bag by the phone booth next by the, and the airport. They give you wings and they put on the buffet. So it's in Murray would be Matt B's. Oh, yeah. Matt B's is still really good. They still, they're still around. Oh, good. Matt B's kind of pisses me off, though, because they close so incredibly early. Like, they're closed at seven o'clock. I never want pizza usually before eight or nine. Nikki is so glad that we moved from Murray because of Matt B's because she should stop eating it. She liked it. But that's all I wanted. Like, like there was no skit. Like if it was like, Hey, you want pizza tonight? Yeah, Matt B's. I'll call him. I'll get it. I'll get it. So she just got sick of it. Because that's the only fucking pizza that I wanted. And when we move back to Paducah, it got that way of pizza by the pound too. Do you, do you guys remember when I moved back here and gave 20 pounds? Because that happened. Because I got back and it was like, I've been elected over four years. And it's like, I got back and I was like, Oh, pizza by the pound and tongs and losing me. I was just like, just nonstop. Just this roller coaster through food down. Not sounding garbage food. And I did. I gave, I was a, I was my heaviest, I think, even heavier than when I got married, which was my second heavy. Because I remember when you went on a diet, you are not hard diet. Like you were counting out how many sour patch kids you could have. Yep. Absolutely. You lost the fuck on a weight. So I didn't gain it right back. But I'm working on good. You go round two. That's really easy to eat a lot of those amigos because when you order it, they'll have it to you in 10, 15 minutes. Know what listen to this show is going to fucking light. Just tune out, like you have for the last 30 minutes. Just tune out for a little bit more. I saw that guy. And he recognized me. We had this moment, the 10 to 15 minutes guy. So every time, when Brandon, I worked at Apex, every time we'd fucking call, we would order fucking notches via this chicken or beef. We'd eat it on the floor of apex, which usually had pubes lit at all around for some reason. For some reason, there's pubes everywhere. I don't know what the deal was with that. But every time we called, there would be the guy who would take the order to be the same guy. And he'd say, okay, be ready to about 10 to 15 minutes. And I know it's trying to do that. You're laughing because I'm racist. I get it. It's fine. I'm racist. So deal with it. So now I'm laughing at this. So okay. So most amigos is one of those restaurants that like changes ownership within a family, like every six months. So this guy disappeared for a while. And then the other day I went in, and we had this fucking moment, like background music, more like background music should have been playing because like he looked at me and it's weird because it was like, this is like a hallmark made like a made for TV movie because like, he's all old looking now. Like, I'm older looking, but like, he like looked up and he smiled at me. And not just like a customer service smile, but like a this motherfucker smile. But I was like, yeah, I'm back. So anyway, that was a long tangent. The wheel has turned. But I wanted to tell you that, Brandon, I'm glad that you're here that I could share that with you. So now that local pizza joints are out, now I think that we should rank chain. What's our top like, what's the ranking in chain pizza? This can be like a group. This can be a collaborative. I'm hard pressed to any time I want pizza. I have to order from a chain. I go dominoes and get the spicy or the fire fiery Hawaiian. Yeah, I love that pizza. That is a good pizza. I've been I've switched over to and see I might go through now. When I'm on a diet is Pizza Hut because I can get that thin and crispy. That new shit that they have is good and good. You can you can pack a lot of you can pack a lot of flavor on a slice without paying for it in calories. So I do like that. Marco, if I'm if I'm if I'm not on a diet, it's fucking market. If I'm not on a diet and I have a lot of pizza money, it's fucking market because it's expensive. Yeah, they're but they're old war pepperoni and it's good. That's good. Fuck Papa John's. That's my that's been my stance pretty much forever. Fuck Papa John. I had it recently and I was like, this is good. This garlic sauce is good. But if I'm paying, I'm not buying Papa John's. Yeah, just like the way people don't go to Chick-fil-A, like I don't go to Papa John's because John Schnatter is just an unbelievable asshole. And I don't I just don't want to give him money. I get it. I do. So what so we got we we mentioned pizza, we mentioned Domino's mentioned Marcos. What else is there? Godfathers, do they still exist other than gas station somewhere. They were okay. They would say we're blimpy somewhere. Little Caesars is worse than Papa John's, but I'd rather eat little. I love cold pizza. Yeah, but because I prefer cold pizza to hot pizza. I honestly do unless it's little Caesars. Little Caesars just transmutes into real garbage when it gets cold. Like it is fucking awful. There's a disclaimer on the box. Like morning. I think they're the boxes they put pizza in are just old pizzas that are just up. They do have a new I saw commercial for a new little Caesars pizza that had just cheese just crammed in all the crevices. Well, not the hot dog. Have you guys had the hot dog pizza? There's that that's a pizza thing, right? Where they put like hot dogs or something? Yeah, I didn't order that. It wasn't great. Like it's like basically like corn dogs in the crust. And it came with like this mustard dipping sauce. Seems like a bit much. It's a murica breaded. I do like some pigs in a blanket. I haven't had pigs in a blanket for a long time. So it's essentially that and it was is okay. Yeah, hot dogs and pizza. I don't feel like mesh very well. Pretzel crust though. Pretzel crust is fucking great. It's good. It's really good. That's what I need on my pizza is more sodium because I went to what anti bees in the mall. Yeah, got their pretzel bites. Yeah, some of the worst shit I've ever had. Really? It was just like, oh shit, we're out. Just cut up that sponge and just soak it in butter and throw it in a cup. It's fine. They won't know the difference. Like it was yeah, pretzel bread like soft, wonderful pretzel and it's like I've been into it and it was just like, I don't know, like biting into a full leech because it was just like butter just like just erupted out of it. It was oh, it was so bad. Like I want a light crispy like pretzel like soft pretzel. Yeah, I got one for you. Do you remember when we were kids? Keebler made a chip called pizzerias. Yes. And they were really fucking good. Yes, they were really good. Oh man. I remember the packaging for them and everything. You bought it? Yeah, that pizza is so good. Yeah, and you just fucking dug deep into my like, I've got a good memory and you fucking reach down there and pull something out. I didn't know it was there. You know how you always find, you know, like the good to read. I remember what they taste like. A lot of flavor on them. These all had that. Yeah, it was like everyone was a dreedo that had too much stuff on it. Yeah, heaven. Man. Yeah. Because I remember that just flavor of just being like, ah, that's so good. So that was my favorite pizza delivery place. Do we leave any out? I think that's all if for all the chains in town. So we can't even give a, we can't even give a top five because we don't know a five pizza chains. Nope. That's it. Subway, Subway sells pizza. Does that count? Yeah. Like microwave will Kroger pizza is what you basically get. There and I lived in a zone that you couldn't get pizza delivered from either Oh, yeah. Or Draffenville. They would go, we'll stop at the Jiffy Mart. Yeah, you had to meet them and get your pizza one mile away, which is completely messed up. That's why I think whenever I went to college, I was like, they just bring pizza to your door. We got to meet them on the street, right? Because there were two things blew my mind when I went to college is like, okay, pizza to my door. And like, you don't have to take your trash to the dump. You just put it in this basket and wheel it down there. They just take it away. That's amazing. And when I moved to Louisville, it was like, they bring Chinese food to your door. Yeah, that was a big deal on when we were in Lexington. I was like, this is a fantasy. I'm never moving. So I remember like the egg roll machine in Louisville was like, it was shitty Chinese, but like they delivered like an eight that shit a lot. I became disenchanted with it when I I don't know if I've told you this story before. There was a place that we called we delivery in Lexington because that was not the name of the restaurant, but that was a slogan we delivery. So we would we would order we delivery all the time. And I was like, I can't believe this is amazing. You order Chinese food. It comes to your door. Holy shit. And then one day we Nikki and I were just out in town. And we were hungry. And it's like, Oh, I think we delivery is around here somewhere. We had never been there before. And then we walked in and it was like a fucking crack house. Like we walked in and I was like, Oh my God. And I was like, I walked right out because it's like, I walked in and they were just fucking just roaches, just hanging out, just claw like climbing up the wall. And it's like, uh, well, okay, I guess we can never fucking order from we delivery. What is that movie that had like Joe's apartment? That's not what it was like. It was actually owned and operated by a road. It was Jen's apartment. It was this is why they delivery. We delivery small time. You don't want to. Unfortunately, I have some very bad news for you guys. While we were talking, I searched on eBay for pizzerias. And there are none. Oh, no. Oh, it's gone. I would I would have purchased a bag if there were if there was a bag. Probably fine. Yeah. We got plenty. We got plenty of Patreon money. A little 40 bucks on a bag of 20 year old chips. I honestly think the listeners would not mind that if we ate those on the show. It did find out most delicious ships in the history of chips Reddit thread. What? Oh, yeah. I got a shipping notification today speaking of nostalgic food and drink items and backing things. Actually, it wasn't Kickstarter, but it was like, you know, something like that. I know clearly Canadian bought a factory and they bought the brand. Wow. Yeah. So clearly Canadian went away. Yeah. I just figured it was one of those things where it's like, Oh, yeah, I think I don't care about it. I'll be around forever. Yeah. So. I thought you might like that, Tyler. Mm. Do they still make Zima? Yeah. And that's Canadian. They have. They have it in Japan. Really? I had never had one in Japan. Well, I liked it. Yeah. It was good. Yeah. What it tastes like. Like a candy. I mean, like a women's line. Smirnoff ice or something. Statutory rape. But better. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty strong in the statutory rape in here. Okay. Ryan and our buddies on me, Tomo. So what up? I got I want to find sky blue and get Josh nant just blitzed on sky blue. Like, like in high school. I mean, they have like the vodka, but not like the Zima style, like small sky blue drinks. Oh, I didn't know that was a thing. Yeah. Because that was his, that was his underage drink of choice. And then they stop doing it. He was very sad. Do you know that one? Do you see more? Yeah. Looks like this one is from Ryan as well. All right. It took me again. It's Ryan. I didn't give my five. So you probably just have to win whimsical commentary about five. Just give your mind real whimsical is a good adjective, bro. We did just delete it or whatever. All right. So number five, I'm actually going to go with a pizza hunt. Million reason I'm going to go with pizza. I just because when I was a kid, we had pizza hut all the time. So I have nostalgic memories of kind of like Nintendo. You remember being a lot better than it actually is or at least any yes in that case. Number four is a local shop called Valentino's. It's a regional Nebraska chain. Pretty good stuff. I really like it. I've seen number three. I'm going to go with Marcos only because there are unofficial tadpaw sponsors that previously mentioned in my last phone call. Number two. Number two is a place that's a joint in my neighborhood called Pletchies Pizzeria. They do a deep dish Chicago style pizza. Very good and kind of hard to find. Anybody do a Chicago style pizza this way, at least here in Nebraska. So really good. Number one, again, local chain. This is back in my hometown of Sioux City. It's called Alfredo's Pizzeria is an incredibly spicy sauce. And I remember also with the child, we could always get the coupon out of what we call the shopper. It's kind of like a weekly penny saver. It's like a large two topper for like $11.99 or a jumbo. I think it was a jumbo two topper for like $11.99. All right, guys, that's what I've got. If it sucks, delete it, if not, whatever. We don't delete shit around here. What the hell is that you're showing me? It's something that more pizza chips. I can't recall who sends us all the air's chips, her's chips. Oh, the hers hers deep dish pizza chips. $18 a bag. Let's do it. How many bags you want to get? There's only eight left. Good. All eight? Right? On the way. Can we get? Wait, can we get a dry one right now? There's a, I forgot, not really a pizza joint in town, but where you can get a very good pizza. Our local bar fat mose has a very, it's, it's hard to get because their kitchen staff sucks. Yeah. It has to be a really slow night. Otherwise, you're just not going to get it their Chicago style pizza, like the sauce on top. Yeah, really good. It is really good. I go there for lunch and it's, the service is fine. Yeah. But yes, you're right at dinner, like, because people go there to drink. So like around dinner time, people are starting to get drunk. Yeah. So it's hard to get food. I've been there multiple times and then just like sat there, astral pizza, and then just sat there and just had just like, I was there. We left one time. We did that. Yeah. So we did that, and then we end up going to another restaurant that I later worked at. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. I forgot about that. All right. How are we? How are we on time? I don't know that one. Fuck it. All right. Rede my, my choice. Here's another one. Thanks for going Ryan. Hey guys, it's Tony. Hi, I just finished listening to the all-fallen episode and I want to check out your Facebook.org page. I can't seem to find you guys on there. It's kind of a weird page, but I did download some pretty sweet software that will play Fargo for me on Facebook. Cool. I'm glad Facebook worked out for you. God, I remember when Blake, because Blake was so in a farm bill. Oh, fuck you. Really? Blake was in a farm bill? He would set his alarm and wake up every two hours during the night to clear his farm and plant more. Who didn't do that? I think Meg did it some too. I did it. Wily did it. Yeah. Yeah, I definitely set my alarm. It's like, I get so many. And then what happened was I was like, this is, this is what happened. I was waking up every three hours to fucking check my crops and shit. And I woke up and I was like, I should play World of Warcraft. And that's what I did. I started doing that instead. I remember when that shit came out, like, oh, Blake was so excited. Oh, so excited. It's like, now I can also do that star fleet. Oh, that's fucking star fleet Facebook game. He also like was obsessed with. Is that the one where you get like, buy ships with real money and then lose them? Yeah. Yeah. Hey, what bought do you use to log you into my fitness bell every day for the last seven years? That's just me not wanting to lose my streak, but also not being on a diet. So I log in, I log in, like, I had one long black coffee today. That's all I do. Whenever I wake up in the morning, I just do that so I don't want to lose my streak. Really? Yeah. That streak means a lot to you. Yep. Because I've lost it multiple times. It kind of business me off. So yeah, that's what I do. You wait, you have a seven year streak and you've lost the streak before? I was going really strong until Dragon Con this year. That's the last time I missed a day because I was a Dragon Con. Okay. So let's reset. And I was right. It's been almost a year and I was fucking pissed off. Let's just won't talk to him a lot, make it for all he loved and shit, but it's really to make him fuck if it's my fitness foul. That is such a great day. No. We had to avoid food the whole day, though. Yeah. Because he'll remember. He'll be like, well, as soon as like, because I know like whenever I eat something, get something to play video games. Yeah. Okay. Whenever I eat something now, like, I'm like, I'm already like, there's numbers are in my head or it's like, I'll be eating a chip. It'd be like 18 calories, 18 calories. That's that's that's man. That's the wonderful thing about not being on a diet. Like, just that's that stress and worry and calorie counting in your head. I have to think about it. Not having to think about it is wonderful. It's better than the food. Yeah. Yeah. Not having to worry about what you're eating is better than eating. So after after you log in for the day, like, Oh, don't worry about that anymore. And then I'll fucking eat a whole pizza. Yeah. And I'll have long as a zero calorie black coffee. Yeah. But my Michael Kelsell, Tootoo's in a nest. He's got like a 445 day streak or some shit going like damn. Yeah. Although starting starting yesterday, I actually started logging food again, because I'm dieting. So, yay. Oh, trust me, buddy. I got a lot of red numbers. I log everything. I just pushed that angry or whopper at me. So facepot.com is taken, unfortunately. But if you guys are interested, we can all pull our money and get facepot.singles. Yeah. Facepot does singles, $39.99. It's pretty good. New guys again. We're out to tap on. You're going to do it. What's Facebook? Well, Facebook is our, it's going to be our new site. We're dating site. The dating site. Well, no, or just single bots is what it is. It's just single bots. Not looking to mingle. Right. Yeah. You pick whichever Skype account you want to steal your credit card information. Exactly. It's really nice. Can someone explain to me how that works, by the way? Like, how does, how does the Skype fishing scam work? Because I get all these requests from like filthy girl 87s, like that. Like, if I accept the friend request, it's like my bait, just call me all of a sudden be like, what'd you do? There's not a left. She cleaned us out. Like, what's the scam? Like, do you like have the caller that she's like, hey, I'm your girlfriend now. Give me money. A lot of the popular girls on like Gone Wild on Reddit will also have their own private subreddits, of which they sell basically cam time on Skype and things like that. So, there's some method of doing it, treating it like a cam service. Yeah. I just get randos. We got to look into this. We got to start a Skype scam, guys. Yeah. Before this, we were talking about how to make some extra money. I think this could really be a rich vade of opportunity. Brandon, you're going to be our cowboy. You and that big fucking dick are going to jerk off, or we're going to charge people for it. Yeah. You have to be the talent. I'm sorry. You got the luck. You're welcome for that idea. Well, don't look at me like that. Let's do it. This is a great room for it. That new Honey Pop game came out. You're basically a cam girl manager. When it goes on sale, I'll buy it and play it. It's not even that expensive to start with. It's under $7. I've been tempted. Even though I was like, I'm not going to fill that play that game. It looks the art style is dumb. The art style is so compared to what Honey Pop was like, what the fuck did they think? I can't turn to that. I mean, I can. It's just going to take longer. I'll have to look at it, but think about something else. It sounds like a game that came out on Sega CD or something. It could have. Yeah. This is another one. Now I'm having fun. Let's take another one. Can we just delete the first part of the episode? Can people like call in later in the future and be like, in future is always later, by the way, but can people just call in and be like, why did you name that really fun episode 90 minutes European soccer ball game? That's what we call our three man friend group. Here's another call. It looks like it's Tony again. Let's see what's up. Hey guys, it's Tony again. So the software that I installed, I started getting all of these pop-up ads that are kind of like, you remember back, you know, maybe 10 years ago when you would get like the porn avalanche of web browser pages that would pop open with the branding porn sites. Yeah. So that's happening. Maybe you guys can help me out. Just embrace it. What's up with the software that you guys have on your Facebook page, but I think there might be a bug. So you guys, give me some advice on how to take care of that. That would be super awesome. All right. Thanks guys. To lead your system 32. Can't help you Tony. It's all your beige box working as intended. Yeah. It's like whenever I installed, I'm sure I've talked about this, like the dance, this very small dancing girl in the bikini who was to the very corner of your screen. Yes. Oh, my mom, like, she was mad, but like, I was like, she just sent a bikini. I don't like it, Tyler. I don't like it. It's not naked. I mean, I've got 300 pages of that full color printed out in my room, but this. You only have the trial version. Yeah. Yeah. I remember the internet like back like in the late 90s. Like, I remember when it's like, because what I remember more clearly is when I got a little bit older, and I was like, Oh, that's a felony. Do you guys have the Google VR? Paul Cohen brought one in. I had I have two that I've been being in your Sydney, guys. Yeah, please. Yeah. Especially since Pornham has a VR channel. Yeah. We tested out Paul's and like, it was a shame that we were in a room with the people. So it's kind of wasted. Yeah. Okay. Well, I'll put those in a bit. But yeah, that was because what I forget the name of the girl that the porn star that was in it. I like her a lot. I didn't know it to begin with. She was all right. You like the older one. I like I like Mills. Yeah. Large, large, breasted milks. Yeah. Just like we're dads. Large, large, breasted girls. Yeah. Well endowed. Yeah. Well endowed women. Niply endowed. Mm hmm. You taking it? Yeah, I'm ready to call it. Call it. Yeah, I'm ready to call. All right. We're good, right? Yeah. One time. Oh, no, we're dead. We're over. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I want to go. I'm hungry. I want to get some food. You guys versus whopper right here? No, I don't want that because it's because I'm a sea salt on it and I'm grabbing the chicken fries in there. I don't want to walk down like elementary school. Thank you, though. I'm gonna go home and eat this outlet. That was the that was a pretty good gala impression. Thank you for listening, everybody. You can find that show on iTunes, Stitcher or SoundCloud. Know that occasionally we're going to toss out duds and we normally produce, but decent enough content. But you but you feel bad for us, but like everybody, it happens to everybody. Yeah. So you want to give us a we still love the pity five star review. Tyler, I'm going to interrupt you just for a moment. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, dude. Yeah. Hey, you know how I felt a lot of God. This is a part of us. Now you know, now you know how I felt that a tire episode. Yeah. Oh God, I did this to us. I mean, I want to play a mall. Yeah. I get it. Get a fucking get a I do take my lumps. I get it and pass them on to the listener. I'm just going to deny us money and fandom. Don't worry. Don't worry. You still got like, I still got heroes in the storm on you. So you're still you're still ahead of me. If you want to hear some more chewing before Tyler or Dave review a shitty game, then send some crunchier items. Yeah, I agree. Send some crunches. Yeah. So please go to iTunes, find time. Time pog. Time pog. Time pog. Next episode is our doctor. And find us, subscribe, give us a five star rating router review. So there's a game you want us to play, I guess, social over an episode, a Patreon request, whatever you put in that we promise we will get to that eventually. Eventually, in the meantime, Tyler, Brandon and I are going to eat this Dalek shaped ice cream cake from Dairy Queen in preparation for our next show. You can always find us at tadpog.com. And that's where the show notes live. Hey, dog. Never heard of pizzerias? Chey out. Go to the show notes. I'm going to look for virtual girls. I'm not going to find virtual girls, but find out how I did go to tadpog.com. Check out the show notes. If I can find them, they're in there at the very least. I'll have a link to the Pornhub VR channel. You can find that on your own. But give us a view. Check us out. Get that Alexa ranking up dog. You can also find us on Facebook or at Facebook.com/ tadpog. There's a lot of cool people there doing a lot of cool shit. I hear I've been on Facebook in a little bit other than chat. So yeah, let us know. What do you think of this? Is 90 minute soccer game European fun? Do you want to rush out and play it? Do you want to, like, man, kind of import that game? 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Yeah, but not Brandon. God bless us. Thank you. If you want to be cool, like Brandon, you can find us on Patreon. We're at patreon.com/tatbox. Thank you very, very much to those of you who donate. It really does mean a lot to us. We do obsessively check it. If you were curious, hey, I wonder if Tyler and Dave just check it every hour to see if the amount's going up or down. We do. And if one of us misses, the other one will send us a message. Yep. Tyler, you sent me a lot of messages like we went down on Patreon. We don't have a dollar who lost it. Who tell me? Tell me who did it. Yeah, I know. I don't like Tyler. If it's someone I know, let me know so I can. I wish you would get back on that ledge, my friend. That's how I respond every time. I get the lyrics from it. There's too much anything I ask you. It's true. That was a, did I vlog? Did I vlog? Did I vlog? Is that a matchbox 20? Which is one of the two, right? Ricky Martin? Is that a Ricky Martin? I don't want to wait. That was the Dave Matthews in Santana Jam. Is that right? Oh, yeah. Remember that one? Matchbox and what would you say? Well, yeah. Matchbox and Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown. Yeah. Charlie Brown's matchbox is what he's special. Rob Thomas and the teachers all have the same. People can send us stuff, right? They want to send us a crunchy, Dalek shape candy bar. Yeah. I like how in the Dalek shapes you are. Yeah, this Dalek cake was a crunchy Dalek. Well, I mean, what else do you like? I want that horse, Dalek. Cyberman? Yeah. Yeah. What are you going to do? That looks just like a man. Or like when they first came out, this man with pantyhose over his face painted silver. Do you like that? Oh, it's scary. It's like that mad TV deep cut I did. It looks like a man. Oh, fuck. Yeah. If you made it this part of the episode and you were the first person to become a newly subscribed Patreon donor, Brandon, me, I'm going to send you a bag of herbs, deep, deep, deep dish pizza potato chips, which are the closest available to pizza read chips. If you also comment with the tapbox secret club. The code that you gave, man, you are you are natural at this shit, dude. Good. Go. Go. The hot, the hot listener again. So we'll double our, we'll double our lessons for this episode. Wow. European Fun Ball Super Show really was a really popular one. All 180 minutes of it. I love that. We're like, man, this show is really awful. We're just going to make it last for ever. You're welcome. If we can't entertain our listeners, we may as well entertain ourselves. I agree. What I just said. I agree. That's been really good to hang out with you guys. I cannot open tadpog.com. So if you want to read where we can send stuff, for some reason, my life was like, eh, no, you don't deserve it today. I bought you. I bought your idea. That makes sense. I was spending too many dick pics on. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, man, I gotta like up the security. Yes. If you would like to send us any kind of like doctor who shaped candy or cakes or ice cream or pretzels, by the way, TGI Fridays. He's got some good pretzel breadsticks and cheese. So you check that out. There's a little, there's a little free tip for you guys. You guys want a life hack? Hey, yeah. Oh, man. That's so expensive too. It's so bad for you. And it's gonna be fun. It's gonna be fun. If you want to send us some things, you can mail it to tadpog studios. Care of the Colesbux. And the Colesbux Nance PO Box 3785. Padukka, Kentucky 42002. Yeah. I have created the tadpog underscore podcast Instagram. Feel like it's going pretty well. Full of crazy. Whenever I log into my fitness pal, I then post something to the tadpog Instagram. It's my morning routine. Yeah. It's so lawful. Well, I'm still naked lying in bed. My alarm goes off. It's like, all right. Long black coffee. Well, it's already on my phone. All right. Posted a picture of Bailey J yet. Here's a picture of Bailey J. Yeah. There's something to borrow to yard sale like two years ago. Have you Instagram? I requested to be on the list or whatever. And so, can you approve me? What's the tadpog username? I believe so. Tadpog underscore podcast. Clever. I know. It's cumbersome. Tadpog was taken. Of course. Of course it was. What about tadpog? Try that. People somehow recommend this as tadpog. That's tadpog. Mr. Tadpog. Take no hippie. I'm going to approve. Take no hippie. There you go. Frank tadpog. I think the most like pics so far are the picture of Kenna and the tadpog onesie and this picture of Bailey J. All right. All right. That's our that's our fan base. Okay. I posted a picture of the cats today. So if you just want a good preview what that Instagram holds for you. It's a quality shit going on. Yeah. We're content generating machines. Most of it's most of it's it's all related to tadpog. Yeah. I posted a typo I found on a on a local burger joint. All right. All right. All right. Because we eat there. Which one which one is it? Just hamburgers? Harness driving. Oh, Harness. What Harness what explain this photograph to me and exquisite detail please. And it's their chili was supposed to be spelled homemade. They left out the M. So it's just homemade chili. Yeah. Post the disdainful picture where everyone's smoking at your wedding and I'm off grumply to the side. Yeah. I love that photograph. Even though I don't smoke anymore. I do love it. You are like so that's the most I think this date I've ever seen on your face. It smells so bad. Yeah. I get it. I do get it. I understand. Yeah. Everything else is video game related and the pictures of Kenna. I don't have any pictures of Henry but when I have some I'll post. I don't either. I'm afraid it's going to take his soul away if I do it. That's fair. It's totally fair. And no blood transfusion. It's fine. And the sour plums. So there we go. Oh, yes. Brandon, thanks. Yeah dude. I had a lot of fun hanging out with you. Separate. You separate through the first 30 minutes and then just just keep going. I enjoy it every second. Thank you. I'm sorry we cut the routine short. Yeah. No, it's fine. Do you do you know where our theme song is? I do because I've answered this question before. Yeah, you got it. Uh, night juice. Working on my night juice. So that's entirely different. You do not want that. You don't want that. He will make you drink it now. What was it? Did you say? Were you telling the story about like how he has the rights to the vanilla ice? Nicole was okay. Okay. And Nicole was telling the story about how he got those rights. Allegedly dangled her eyes from a balcony. Something like that. And the artist I think is Syracuse line. Yep, I'm glad you're here. So yeah, that's that's exactly it. Yeah, looks like a portrait. Do you know where you can find a link to that track? No. Yeah, I don't either. Lime in the coconut.com. So how would you have to close this out, Brandon? I don't know. Talk about some more stuff. How much would you like to close it out? I like to talk for another hour. So we'll say we'll say tropical Capricorn in a very like conversational tone. Like like we're like you overheard it in a Starbucks whenever you walked in. Okay. So, you know, tropical Capricorn. So until next time. So until you ain't listening to the show again. I was just talking to the guy and you know, I never said that. What trouble Capricorn was. This whole thing's been fucking weird. He has been a weird show. We're a lot like Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn, you know, with the whole blow in each other's stuff.