Please enjoy this Disney Infinity episode…just kidding, we interview Axetress Galen! We also open a package from Pinball Archmage Chris Edler, we discuss Atlanta Krogers and engagements, we talk about Game of Thrones a bit too. If you’re worried that there isn’t a coughing fit…don’t worry, there’s a coughing fit.
TADPOG: Tyler and Dave Play Old Games
Ep. 299 – The One Where Galen Loves Disney Infinity (Kinda)
Hi there, listener. You're about to experience Tadpog, Tyler and Dave played games, and there will be plenty of game talk. But also, copious amounts of crude, off-color, offensive, and immature speech. So if you are of a rather sensitive, humor constitution, or just letting you know what you're in for with this show, it has games. It has jokes. You know, just games and jokes. Take the games, take the jokes, and have a good time. Hello Internet, welcome to another Tadpog podcast. To show that happens twice a week, we're two old guys. Most of the time, most of the time, but not always, especially not today. Talk about old games. It's other ship Monday, and we have two dear friends coming in from Atlanta, and I was like, listen to an interview, and they're like, yeah, listen to an interview. So today, I have a wolf fighting fame, Jacob Bjork. Hey guys, these are done his interviews, so it's not his. It's not mine, no one cares. And then of his now fiancé fame, Gailie Crawley. You've done your requisite two episodes. We were trying to figure it out, wasn't it technically three, because we ended up being such a major component of that cutting room floor one? That works too, yeah, yeah. But that was one recording session. It just got split into two episodes. Super Mario World, Super Mario World, and popcorn apples, and then the other one. You know, popcorn in apples was with Bioshock. Yeah, yeah, but that's what I'm saying is that there was- The other one was about- Yeah, he choked up on it, made a big difference. You got so like sensuals a bit. You got it. Do you think that's sensual? You got really- You did almost a Josh impression. I think Josh is very sensual. Hey Gus. You even sounded for a second like Ira Glass, which is pretty sensual. Not to brag, but Dave's been called the poor man's Ira Glass. The very poor man. Hello ladies. And then who are we kidding? Anyone, whoever's out there. Hey men in Chandra. Hey, sometimes Nicole. I hadn't heard Nicole on here in ever. It's busy. It's very busy. Who wrote? Well, I mean, no Nicole, no Miller. Yeah, Miller just, we just haven't talked to you in a while. No Josh, no Josh. Josh is gonna be on for Suikenden. Oh, yeah, good, good. Yeah, good, good. But today we're gonna interview Galen. Yeah. Are you ready? I'm like, I'm so nervous. I'm like, oh, I feel like it's a first date. What's off the table? Anything? I don't know. We talked about popcorn and apples, so probably anything's fine. I don't know. Oh my God. That's brave. The fact that you- Is that everybody? The popcorn in apples is like, oh, that's so cute. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. There's a big difference between, no, no, no. It's- No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Not today. That's meant to get a bit of a tumble. Good job. Oh, my audience got that. They all got that. Nobody laughed. I had to explain that, Josh. I don't know. You'll be fine, don't you think? Yeah, we'll see. And, but more than anything, you have the power to say, I don't want to answer that. I don't know. I don't want to. And then I'll answer it. And then you'll tell everybody. Anything we need to get out of the way first? Anything else? Any commentary? Any press stories? I'm excited about this. There's an interest story. You're welcome. We got this package here. Oh, yeah. We open this now. We save it for later. We can open it back. I have not been here when a package has been opened. Let's open it. Let's open it. Let's open it. Let's open a package then. I probably won't eat any of the stuff in here. No, no, you got to. If you're in over the package, you got to. Oh, no. Oh, no. We really need to stretch this out. We got two things from Chris Adler. How positive are you? I know that's one singular thing. Yeah. I got two bands. I'll do all of them. All right, all right, all right. Let's start with this. Uh, does anyone have a well here? Let me bag it up. Oh, my God, why so much dust coming up up in here? This package has dangerous. I'm excited about this for a while. I knew these were coming. Are they just pinballs? Oh, oh, dude, you're going to love this. Oh, I like for you to read that, please. Soda shack, strawberry cream soda. Jacob, how is shack spelled? S-A-J-Q-Duh. How much does it cost? 99 cents. Yeah. For this, this is a lot. Like, this is a lot of fluid. It's big. Here's a lot of fluid. Yeah, here's this one. Well, yeah, it should kill O'Neill. It better be fucking big. Soda shack. It's the cream soda. It is the size of his dick. Every can. Wait, are these Arizona? They are. Yes, it says Arizona all down the slide. Holy shit. I've had Arizona brand. I've had Arizona green tea. It's at chakazonia. That's like a family guy joke. Remember that one time that Arizona did you kill O'Neill for the partnership? You're not wrong. Well, would that be like? Don't. Unless it's just like a maze that somebody sent soda through the mail? A big can for the big man. Oh, my God. That's, I can't wait to see these pop up on Instagram later. Nice good point. Can't wait. Very excited. I'll take a big drag for the show. Grandma just don't just don't throw him away. All right, well, I'm going to open. I got to pop this bitch's open to rank him. Open this now. Drag it up. Vanilla cream soda. And this strawberry cream soda. Chakla's everything cream flavored. He wants your soda shack cream. Just everyone knows. There's 90 calories per serving. How many servings are you can? A dozen. Oh, there's three. A 17. No preservatives, no artificial flavor, no artificial color. Do I need to pour this into something or are we good? Is everyone here good to drink after me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Although I didn't do one of the weird things like open my mouth, pour it into my mouth. I like the idea of you pouring it into something just for the foley. Oh, I got nothing. This it was pretend. The first ingredients, carbonated water, sugar, and honey. That's pretty thick. Oh, here is shack egg dog. Yikes. I sort of figured you would have called it shack dog. No, it's a shack. This vanilla cream soda is pretty good. All right. That's no joke. This strawberry cream soda, the textures, it tastes good, but the texture makes it weird because it's just soda, as opposed to like a milkshake or something like that. Yeah, this vanilla cream soda is actually quite good. Yeah, I like it. I'll trade you. Do you think that's because of shack or do you think that's because we're so like Shaq dips his fingers the bicycle? I have to say, the strawberry cream soda is pretty good. I wouldn't think that that would be a good combo, but I actually like it. Yeah, I actually like it too. I like the vanilla better, I think. I prefer the vanilla. I think the vanilla is better. But this does kind of remind me of like something that's strawberry. Like, you know, this does remind me of the flavor. Fucking nailed it with this strawberry labeling. They fucking it. It's like if a computer came to life and manufactured a strawberry, that's what it's like. This is what Tay that AI that Microsoft created. It's not like the strawberry especially is not like clawingly sweet though. It's it's just kind of a light. It's good. It's good. I thought I would love to be out in public and see somebody like walking in the road drinking water. Just just salmon it. Just one right after the other. Just glove. Did you say walking in the road? Walking in the road. I find someone walking in the middle be like, don't give a fuck. Just drink your muscle to Shaq. That'd be a hilariously sad obituary, wouldn't it? He is survived by his two remaining cans of soda Shaq. Double-fizzing soda Shaq. I wish I do more basketball players so I can name his cats after. He died doing what I loved. His two cans of soda Shaq and his cat Tom Gugliata. Jacob's favorite player. You. It's a little reason I know who that is. What kind of dog would Tom Gugliata be? A Timberwolf. Yeah, Tom Gugliata would be a Timberwolf. Are those illegal? Are they street legal? I was going to say it's kind of a cheat answer but those aren't domesticated. Tom Gugliata is not domesticated. He's wild. That's going to be in the show notes exactly as I think it should be spelled. I'm not even going to look his name up. I can spell for you often. No, it's Google hyphen Raylioda. Nailed it. We'll get that box. Also, he's my second favorite cast member from Goodfellows is the guy that you said. Tom Gugliata. Anyone have a package opening utensil? Sometimes I bring a knife. I didn't this time. We got keys. I'm just going to open it. I'm just going to work on this for 15 minutes. You're doing pretty well. You guys just go ahead. Yeah, you're already your Chris Edler intended. Don't tell yourself short. You guys have a podcast. I'm just going to open from the bottom. You know how I do. It's a wild one. Every cereal box, everything. Oh god. Bottom up. That's the way Dave likes to open packages. It fucks with me when I accidentally open a cereal box or like a small bag of chips upside down. I hate that. I get so excited about that kind of thing. I can't enjoy this now. What do we think it is? Oh yeah, do we want to guess? It's probably food. I think it's up and shook it. It felt like a small, just a smaller box. I think it's a thing. It's a bunch of bubbles up newspaper. There's things to read. Yeah. Oh shit. What's on sale? What's on sale for the shamrock sale? I think it's a balloon. At the shopping sale. Oh, okay. I can read the label on this. This is clearly popcorn. I can read the label. I want you guys to guess based on how this looks. I want you to guess what flavor popcorn this is. Wasabi. Wasabi. Wasabi, wasabi, green apple. Green apple. Ladies and gentlemen, my good friends. This is do flavored popcorn. I assume that's... I say that's not to do. Oh my god. I would never have seen that coming. This is HR popping snacks. Do flavored popcorn. There are 100 calories in one cup's worth of this, which I imagine we're not going to eat much of. I'm... This is impressive. It smells... I'm not going to lie. It actually smells pretty good. I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait. Oh wow. Jacob's facial expression. They look like tiny cabbages. They look like brussels sprouts. They do. They smell like caramel popcorn. This is weird as shit. That tastes a lot like Mountain Dew, and I think it's garbage. How do they get the carbonation in the popcorn? Oh my god. Okay, so they couldn't... Mountain Dew is trademarked, so it's a sketch of mountains in front of Dew. Oh my gosh. This is so weird. I don't want these anymore. Ryan is going to love the shit out of these tomorrow. I bet he'll get this whole bag on the way to work if I leave it down there for him. The hillbillies of eastern Kentucky get ahold of this. But go down to the settler, because that is a... That's a tadpaw food is what it is. Yeah, that's some tadpaw garbage food. Guys, I'm going to be the voice of Descent. I like it just fine. Yeah? Yeah, I mean... Was that all that was in there? I think I could eat the recommended cup before I pass out in diabetic shock, but... Does not contain Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew is a registered trade of PepsiCo. Oh my god. It contains citrus drop. Man, someone's really covering their ass. Their legal department had a nightmare when the R&D guys came and was like, "Hey, I got a great idea. Mountain Dew popcorn." But their company name is H.R. Poppin' Stuff. How did they... They're like, "That's fine." They're just... No one's going to care. No one's going to care. Well, they're about the rights, I think, just to make them... Not to make the popcorn store. Pop quiz. What kind of creature is H.R. Poppin' Stuff? He's a creature type. He is a creature type. Like in the D&D term, like, what's his monster type? Operation. Operation. Operation. Yeah, that's probably pretty good. I know this because of a show called Mutton Stuff that Kinna likes to watch, in which he makes an appearance. Oh, is that like a spin-off? Sort of, because his nephew is the Mutton in the show. So... Well, I guess I'll say Dog, then. Dog? I'm going to go with... He's an orange. It's fair. Yeah, I'm going with orange. I think he's a big old talking... No, I think he's like a tangerine. You motherfucker. He's a dragon. He's a dragon. He has a dragon. Okay. Yep, they talk about it. Like his nephew's like, "Well, he's a big important dragon. I'm just a dog." He's the dragon mayor of that island. Yeah, but every day dogs. But if nobody knows you're a dragon, does it even matter? Yeah, I mean, I think yeah. Is there that undragon-like? His body's dragging, like his head is just not. Do you think that's not just his dragon form? We just don't see him in his dragon form. He's like partially morphed. It's his elven form? If he ever unleashed himself... Yes. He'd freak out the kids. Unleash your dragon. That would be in the show notes. This table already looks fucked up with this sort of shagang. Shagang. That one too buck or the newspaper. Yeah, and the newspaper just makes it seem like we've kidnapped somebody. Oh, is there more? There's this. This is just bubble wrap. This is just a big block of bubble wrap. Yay, fun. Thank you everyone for sending stuff in. It's amazing and awesome. Yeah, it's a lot of fun. We did get feedback on the eating stuff. Even people seem to like it. Did anyone catch a glimpse of this label? Okay, cool. We could do that against the game. All right, I have a liquid here that is yellow and bottled. It does kind of look... It kind of looks like urine. It looks like urine. It doesn't look like urine. You're pretty hydrated, but not fully hydrated but to be clear. Right, exactly. There's a little little silk to the bottom. What do we think this is? I might have seen the label. Okay, so when I asked if anyone saw the label and you said no, you're just like... Well, no, I didn't say no. I just didn't say anything. Do you feel like you have a really good guess? Like, you subconsciously saw the bottle? I feel like I might have... Well, I feel like I might have seen... Enough thing. Enough of it to put it together. Yeah. Well, do you last? Yeah. Grandma, what do you think is in here? My guess is it's... Now, do you flavored cream soda? Tyler? Butter. Butter. That's a really good guess. That's a very good guess. Jacob, what do you think the label is saying? I thought I saw... Just cooking oil. They just bottled it in, like it's a soda. So we have to drink it. I thought I saw a banana. All right. This is a gooey butter cake soda. Wow. Oh man, that is not... I can tell you right now that it's not going to be good. Nope. I mean... We're in luck. It looks like a twist cap. When Chris Edler brought a butter cake, that was very good. I do not like gooey butter cake at all. It's a St. Louis thing, isn't it? Yes, it is. And like all foods from St. Louis, it's terrible. I went to college in St. Louis, and may I just say the cuisine of St. Louis besides the barbecue is terrible. Besides Ozzy Smith and the barbecue, everything else is terrible. Terrible. St. Louis has a city? Great. Drink it all in one pool. Yeah? Do it. All right. We are all like... We're at your calorie caliper today and tomorrow. It's already ruined for today, so I might as well, right? I just want to drink this entire butter soda. Drink. There's actually less calories in this than there is in a can of just regular coke. 170 in here. That's pretty telling. That the full bottle of butter soda. All right, here we go. Let me try it. Oh, shit. It's gross. There you go. Yeah. Tip it back to get some of that sediment, Jacob. I'm pretty sure it's intended to be drank at room temperature. I think. That's not a thing I want anymore. My turn. I'll make it look some ever-clear. We'll have a real fucked up time. There you go. Take a shot. No. You made a really good drink sound. Yeah, your plug was good. I think we're going to cut that and sell it on iTunes. Somebody will drink off that on a repeat. Drink fully. A vore podcast. I'm just going, "Well, go on, go on." Huh. Let me say this. I don't think it's awful. It's not awful, but it's not something I want more. It's absolutely not something I want it. Yeah. It's like cream soda and powdered sugar mixed together. Yeah. To me, it's not the flavor. It's not like while I was drinking. It's the aftertaste. The thing that I- That's what I don't like. Was the most offended by was the dupe popcorn. No, I like the dupe popcorn. Actually, I'm going to drink a little more of this cream soda to get the taste of that gooey butter cake soda. Who made that butter cream gooey cake? Who made the- Who made the abomination? Buttercream gooey cake. Excel bottling company. Excel? Like Microsoft Excel made that? Yep. They're like, "We do two things." That's just what they're calling the label. That's just what they're calling the label. Arguably, we do one better than the other. I don't know, though. That's really, I mean- It's available. Okay, so ingredients, carbonated water, pure cane sugar, natural artificial flavor, caramel color, yellow five, yellow six. It's just sugar and yellow. Yeah, taste yellow. All we got? Pretty yellow. Good question. Let's get all comfortable. Before checking. Oh, there's a letter. Maybe we should have read this thing. That was over the top of the box. You went in all savage under like. It says like, "These are all full of poison." Yeah, don't drink any of them. It says tadpog colon. Today, you have the chance to answer the question, and that is a proper noun. Is it better to have a soda flavored like a snack, or is it better to have a snack flavored like a soda? That's clever. None of us put that together while trying these. That's pretty good. Please enjoy the gooey buttercake soda from my hometown. Well, we didn't. Also, I trashed the food from your hometown. The Mountain Dew flavored popcorn was purchased at a drug stop in the barren plains of western Kansas. That little bag of popcorn sure has had a journey, hasn't it? All the way here to western Kentucky. We like to imagine this. We're so proud of you, little popcorn. Imagine that box of snacks at the brave little toaster, like they're all in their talking. They're going to love me. I'm so good. This is disgusting. You're awful at your job. Don't throw me in the garbage can. We're moving. Give it to Ryan here. Enjoy, sign, pinball, archmage, Chris. I will say, I think-- I'm glad we're at that last. That way we get to guess what these were. I think it was a great package. It was awesome. It was a good package. It was awesome. Dude's got a good package, we're going to say. Just because I didn't like it, doesn't mean that it's not a very well thought out package. All right. Thank you, Chris Edler. And now we'll interview Galen. That was spooky. Wow. Beautiful music together. I don't think we've talked about this before, so let's kick things off. Your first date. I've heard it from Jacob's perspective. Are you guys together? Yeah. That's true. It's true. Sir, check out those blades. We'll put on the inspiration. That is a nice looking ring. Thank you. That is a really nice looking ring. He picked it out entirely himself. And proposed in "Murder Kroger." It was really sweet. I saw the picture. Dude, I did not. Fucking everyone thinks that because of that stupid picture that column posted of her joy. I love it. I love it so much. I've never been so happy to have confused so many people. Yeah, it's not like there's so many. He proposed in Kroger. It was awesome. I was like, I wish. The only thing that would have made it better. It was such a sweet, fun little story. Did he break "Flare Style" proposing Kroger? Oh my god. Jacob, why did you propose in Kroger? I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. It's because Atlanta's Kroger's are all really all have personalities. And they're all different. They all have nicknames. There's disco Kroger. There's murder Kroger. I didn't know about disco Kroger. Disco Kroger. I do about murder Kroger. I hear from another podcast. They brought up murder Kroger. He said that murder Kroger tried to clean up its act or something. And then someone was immediately murdered. It was like Atlanta was like no, under no circumstance. You cannot clean the blights. So this Kroger had been making a huge push. We're rebranding. We're calling ourselves the Bell line Kroger. Because we are on the back of the Bell line. We're thinking of this side of the Bell line Kroger. So we're going to the Bell line Kroger. And then somebody got murdered. And when I read the news story, my first reaction. You mean someone got beltlined. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. And my first reaction was hi. See, it is murder Kroger. And then I was like oh no, somebody got it. Somebody's child lost their life in this Kroger. Oh no. That should not be so overjoyed. But they will be remembered forever. To the victims of murder Kroger. I salute you with this soda shack. But we ended up going to, God, I want to see Fallout Atlanta. And that'd be a location on your map. It's murder Kroger. And that's where all the raiders are set up. But we ended up going to Kosher Kroger after. Or Kroger. I'd like to call this after I proposed. And then Ed, she was just pick your hat. And I just wanted a selfie. Oh yeah. What's the closest place that I can go this way to my people? Yeah. Okay, the Kosher Kroger. Well, that's our closest Kroger. That's one closest to us. And it has a giant Kosher section. Yeah. Because it's in the area of town where like the really big Orthodox synagogue is. Congregation, Beth, Jacob. Yeah. Whoa, what is disco Kroger? Disco Kroger, that shopping center, where the Kroger is, that building, before it was a Kroger, it was a disco check. And then when it got replaced with a Kroger, people referred to it as disco Kroger. And like, there's a Starbucks in that shopping center. And when you pull into the drive-through, they say, hi, welcome back to disco Kroger. What can I get for you today? Gotcha. Like-- Do they all speak with like heavy German accents? Nah, nah, nah, they had to clean that up. Welcome to an tournament camp Kroger. Well, that's a different kind of disco. I guess we just have Park Avenue Kroger. It's the only distinct Kroger I know of. Sal-side Kroger. Yeah. Sal, I mean-- Or is our person in other's location? Yeah, this is. One can only hope, someone will get murdered in one of those bastards. Yeah, but then you couldn't call it murder Kroger, because everyone will get it confused with the one in Atlanta. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When manslaughter Kroger. Yeah, Monterey manslaughter Kroger. I'm sure that every person was hit, and then died hours later. I'm sure that every Kroger in western Kentucky is probably statutory rape Kroger. The finger blast to Kroger. That's one by the high school. That's just all of them. We won. For a meth lab Kroger. That one then. Doesn't ID for Sudafed Kroger. Also meth Kroger. They're sister Krogers. Not to be confused with meth Kroger. Ooh, it is. Very educated. They have an extensive TI-83, Texas Instruments calculator selection. Speaking of meth, you guys, how was the Homo meth cabin this year? I didn't go. Oh, you didn't? I didn't go. It was located somewhere different. Yeah, sure. So pretty good. So pretty good. Good. I'm glad. Sure, we'll talk all about it off the mics, but I wanted to bring it up. I wanted to know more about it. This is my interview episode, Jacob. Well then-- Gailin, do you give me an eye with you? Ask that question. Like, can you believe this, motherfucker? That wasn't a question for me, though I don't know why I went with that. The one where we tried to interview Gailin. But to answer your original question about our first day, that one, so our first day, well, the reason that I went on the date in the first place, because I was not-- I was not-- Jacob had been exasperated arm rakes. Well, I had-- The fuck do you mean the reason? You know. I am the reason. How's Shush? You know the story, be quiet. Just stealing my spotlight. I had gotten out of a relationship only a few months before he asked me out a long relationship. And I wasn't really ready to be dating anyone, but he called me. We had been having a text conversation, and he called me and was like, hey, we can go back to our conversation in a minute. I know it's really late, but I just thought you were-- I just think you're really funny, and you're really pretty, and you're really smart, and I'd like to take you on a date. And I was like, oh, he used the word date. You didn't say like, do you want to go grab a drink sometime? So I was like, yes, yes, I will. Even though I did not feel ready to be dating, I was like-- The first date post relationship? Yeah, well, I'd gone on a couple of Tinder dates, but those were like, we'll come hang out. So I went and met a guy at a bar, and we hung out for a couple hours and played darts, and then I left. Like, it wasn't, you know-- Not like a date. No, yeah, it was-- It was like a see if I want to have sex with you kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, but I was like looking to maybe date somebody, and I was just like, yeah, no, this isn't working. But then he asked me out, and I was like, yeah, sure. And so we decided to go see Sleepy Hollow at Serembi Playhouse, which is a theater where I just did a show. I did hair that summer like three months before, and it didn't occur to me when we made the plan to go see the show, that I had just done a show at that theater, and knew everybody that worked there. So it was the most high profile first date you can imagine. We showed up and had been there for two seconds, and my friend Jeremy was like, hmm? And pulled me aside and was like, are you on a date? And I was like, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Don't-- yeah, we are. Don't make it awkward, man. And then everybody in the cast knew, and all the sound designers knew, and every time we'd pass someone, they'd be like, dang! But I'm mixing this sound and then quanking at me, and I'm like, oh, no. But we had a really good time. We ended up having a lot of fun, and it was, you know, it was kind of chilly, but we got to like walk around and see the show, and there's like a guy on a horse and he was the headless horseman at Halloween. So it was fun, and we also-- and it was also great, because we got to talk a lot about like immersive theater and our thoughts on immersive theater, and you know, what does that mean to us? And Jacob had all these like opinions, and-- What? We were in the car. That's a bitch shocking. Well, we were in the car on the way there, and he was like, you know, I think a lot of times when people use the term immersive theater, they're using it incorrectly, because you'll go and see something and you just-- you follow somebody from room to room to room. You're not really a part of the story. It's more like a haunted house. And I was like, oh, that's a room in television and house. It's okay, cool, I'm great. This guy's pretty smart. Cool. And then afterwards, we went-- after the show, we went to Manny's, Manuel's Tavern. Which is pretty close to where I lived at the time, and we were getting dinner. And one of the things on the menu was a Nutella and an Apple sandwich. And a like grilled sandwich. And I was like, oh my gosh, that looks so good, but I never get it, because it's not filling. And for dessert, Jacob was like, you're getting this. And got me the Nutella sandwich and a glass of milk. And I felt super silly ordering a glass of milk, and she was like, you're getting the Nutella sandwich. Of course, you're getting a glass. I would bring you a glass of milk. And I tried the Nutella sandwich, because Jacob got me to try the thing that I always wanted to try. He made you sit there cry. And eat every bite and drink all of your milk. And then we went back to over to his place, because that's where I'd met him. So we went back over to his apartment. Where we now live together. Was there a first date kiss? Yeah, spoiler alert. So we were, we just sat in the car for a while, talking and like, you know, showing each other our favorite YouTube videos. Yeah, fun. Very funny videos. Very common first date activity, the YouTube party. So we were sharing, you know, watching videos and sharing videos with each other. I feel like, I feel like Game of Thrones bad liberating had like just come out. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, and you showed me NFL bad replete. Bad rep leading. Bad rep leading. You know, my brain, my poor brain. Bad replies, believe it or not. He showed me that one for the first time, which I'd never seen. Oh, and also Key and Peel East West Bowl, which I don't think it's an exaggeration to say that the two most life-changing things that happened to me that night were going on my first date with Jacob and seeing Key and Peel East West Bowl for the first time. I was going to say badly, live reading and Key and Peel. Jacob was the third. And then like third or, and then to tell the sandwich and then like the fourth is going on my first date with Jacob. And so we were watching YouTube videos and then, and we'd just been talking and he was like, and he was like, you know, I just want you to know that the reason I haven't kissed you, yeah, it isn't because I like don't want to kiss you. It's just that I'm like trying to be really respectful because I know that you got out of a relationship not long ago. And I don't want to like, I don't want to like push you and then like, you know, I don't want to make you feel uncomfortable. I want, you know, I respect your boundaries. And if you're not ready yet, that's fine. I totally understand, but I want you to know that I am definitively attracted to you. And you can see by this erection. It's like long. I was like, I was in motion. But he gives us like, slightly rambly, but like adorable long intro about why he hasn't kissed me. And I was like, baby girl, DTF boy. I said, you can kiss me. And he yelled. Oh my God, I would fucking love that. And then just like, grab me and kiss me. And I was like, that's the best thing anyone's ever said before giving me a kiss. That's amazing. And it was magic from then on. I mean that even though I said it in a stupid place. Do you know the original in proposal plan? No. Jacobs, did I not tell you that? I don't think so. That I wanted to take you on the backwards first date. Oh yeah, you did tell me that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But unfortunately that I wanted to-- Yeah, explain that as well. Because initially one thing that she didn't mention is that before that I went to go see her in her last performance of a show. Oh, that's right. At Stage Door Players. A theater that we have both worked at down there. And what I wanted to do was start off and be like, hey, I have to go do this thing up at Serenby. But do you want to go get something to eat first? And then be like, well, Manny's is about to be closing down for renovations. Let's go get something to eat at Manny's. And so go to Manny's and then go to Serenby. And then on the way back from Serenby, be like, hey, the artistic director texted me and I need to go by and pick something up. Do you mind if we go by Stage Door real quick? And so take her on the opposite of what our first date was. Such a cool place. But we couldn't do that because Manny's had already shut down. Really? Rick? It would have been like really weird and obvious if I had just been like, oh well, here we are at Manny's. And you pull out of a plastic sandwich bag with a Nutella nap. Yeah. So I didn't do it that way. Would have been, did that just come out of your pocket? I always carry these around. You know me, Jacob, Nutella and Apple Jacob. I love me as a Nutella. Would have been tipping my hand a bit. Galen. What is a gamer? What is a gamer? What is the definition of a gamer to you? Oh my gosh. I have no idea. Jacob tells me. Jacob tells me. No, not Jacob. Not Jacob tells you. What do you think? Well, what I was going to say is that he tells me that I'm a gamer when I don't necessarily feel like a gamer. Here's my rationale for why she is a gamer. She started playing Disney infinity too. Because I'm eight years old. Do we not tell you, Jacob's a pedophile? I am an eight year old. Manny's is actually a daycare. And it's a Nutella nap. If you remember the Super Mario World episode, you will remember that I had never played a video game before I played that. But she was a computer game. I think that's different. But she got to a point in Disney infinity where she was pissed off about something. The interest. And crazy glitchy. Bitching about it, but continuing to play it anyway, because fuck, I have to get through this. And that was when I was like, oh, that's the thing a gamer says. A gamer says fuck. I have to get through this. Well, no, I think the thing that actually made you say that was that the intro has been insanely glitchy. And I've been like reading on all these forums about how to get through it. And like, how do I finish this? How do I get so glitchy and all of it? Like, there are so many different kinds of glitches. And eventually I was like, okay, I think it's just totally screwed. I've mostly been playing with two of the characters. And I was like, well, in order to play on the Avengers playset, I'm going to have to use these two characters that I haven't used at all. So I think I'm just going to restart the intro. I think I'm going to delete everything. Restart the intro and play with Black Widow so that I can build her up, so that when I go in to the Avengers playset, she's more powerful. And Jacob was like, oh, here is all of this. And I was like, oh, you're grinding. You had me at reading forums. Yeah, so I guess to me, a gamer is somebody who like, puts more than, I would say invests more time or mental energy into the game than just sitting there playing it. Like if you don't feel the need to maybe research it, or if you don't feel the need to like see every bit of it, I don't know, that's, I don't know. My definition could be different in like six months when I've actually played more games, but yeah, maybe that's it. So how does Disney Infinity play? I know nothing about it other than you buy a Mibo like Disney things. Yeah, it's, I mean, I'll say a lot of Disney Infinity has been kind of disappointing because it's not as levels based as I think like Kingdom Hearts is. Kingdom Hearts, you're playing through my understanding of it. I have never played Kingdom Hearts, but my understanding of Kingdom Hearts is that you're playing through all of these different levels. It's a platform game, yeah? Well, sort of, but yes, you are playing through different levels. Yeah, and whereas Disney Infinity, a lot of the focus is on building what they call toy boxes, which is where you're built like you're given a blank slate and you can build it up like Sim City style and you can like buy, you know, you can buy different like pieces of, you know, oh, you can buy a pillar from Agrabah so that you can build something that looks like Jasmine's Palace and oh, you can. Agrabah, yeah, yeah, sure, and you can buy. So like a lot of the games seems to be built around that, but there's also, so those are toy boxes. There's also play sets, which is that's like platforming. So there's, you can buy like the Avengers play set, which comes with two Avengers characters and you can play through a storyline as an Avenger. There's also one for like Guardians of the Galaxy in the new one. There's like Star Wars and then there's another part of it where you are like literally just like decorating the inside of a house. It's called the interior. You're decorating the inside of a house like you're in the Sims and. Excuse me. And little characters. I think I'm going to take a swig of the soda shack. Let's shack punches way down here throughout the season. Dribble the basketball flavor to your belly. Perfect. Man, what if that had summoned Shaq and Gini? What if we opened the can? And Kazam, it came out of that. I rubbed the gooey butter cake soda, but not that. What? I don't want the Gini that comes out of that bottle. The steel comes out of the other can of Shaq soda. Dang it. Yeah, those are the interiors just like you're like building a little house and decorating it like it's the Sims and then all of these like little characters come up to you and you're like, this house sucks. You need more beds. And you're like, that's like you're playing Fallout 4. Yeah. So it's like three different games online. You're sleeping, hey. You know in Fallout 4, I just want them to have a little... Jesus. We're too much Shaq. Also, I have consumption. I just want them to have a little bit of fucking initiative and Fallout 4. It's like, guys, if you need a bed, you have the material. Yeah. Okay, it's here. Build a fucking bed. All those waste landers. Fucking entitled. Yeah. Every one of them. It's the end of the ones that are sent, even worse so. Man, I want to talk to you after this is over about Fallout 4. I'm just getting to the point where I'm about to finish it and I'm fucking sick of it. I just want it to be over as with basically every Bethesda RPG. I get to a point where I'm like, oh fuck, okay. Okay, enough. How many hours are you into it? I don't have five days in some change. Yeah, that'll do it. Yeah, it's a long time. Anyway, continue. I'm sorry you were coughing, so I was talking about Fallout. No, yeah. Those motherfuckers wanted beds. Yeah, so it's just, I don't know. The thing about it that, I don't know, maybe it gets a lot more fun later, but it's so glitchy. I would be shocked if I got more after seeing you play it. I don't think it's going to get more fun, but the thing about it that is nice is that I've never played a video game before and because it's a child's game, it literally teaches you everything about because there's also a dollar of all this driving stuff and you can build a driving. But a lot of the focus on it seems to be in building your own games, in the toy box you're supposed to build your own game and have other people play them and I'm like, no, I don't care. I don't want to build a game. I want to play a game. I want you to have built a game that I can play. Yeah, and you can get in the community and other people have made games that you can play, but it's fine. I've had some fun with it, but it's gotten to the point where the intro, just the intro to the toy box is so glitchy that I can't finish it. And I'm like, I've spent how many hours trying to play through this and it keeps telling me that I'm not finished with it. And I don't want to just give up on it because I'm supposed to get something, supposed to win a thing and it hasn't happened. Do you think it's because they're like at the end of the day, the developer's like, eh, kick game? Yeah, I do kind of feel like it's that way. But it's, I mean, I don't know if version three is any better, but from what I've read online, like version two is just insanely glitchy because there are so many different kinds of glitches that happen in just the intro. People can't finish it. And it seems like when I was trying to get this for her, I priced some of them and version two was across the board the cheapest. So it feels like they put in more effort on Disney Infinity 1, but then they released this Disney Infinity 2 just because they knew that people would buy it. So it's not the same thing. It's not like one, just like two is just the patched version of one. No, it's different because there's some stuff to like in version one, there are so the little figurines that you can buy. Like if the play sets, like the Avengers play set in the Guardians of the Galaxy play set, there are characters that will only work in those that you can only play the playset with those characters. Okay. You can play any of those characters in the toy box, but a playset character can only be played in a playset. Then there are toy box characters. So like I have the little Merida in stitch figures, they can't be played on the platforming aspect of the Avengers game. So I can't play Merida in the Avengers storyline. Well, I mean, that would be silly, but right. Yeah, but also like wouldn't that be so fun? If like, you know, Rapunzel, because I have the Rapunzel figure who is an Infinity 1 character, but she can be played in the toy box. She can be played in the make your own games and all that. And there is some fun stuff. Like I found some fun like battling games. And that's nice too for me because I'm like, it's literally just practice for me. It's just practice with controls. You know, Elsa and Rapunzel are sisters? Um, cousins. I think they're twin sisters. No, no, no, no, no, no. They're cousins. Well, we'll watch the film theory. No, no, they're cousins. Yeah. Identical cousins. Identical cousins. There are two of us. They're, well, you know, because Rapunzel is at the coronation. Rapunzel and Eugene are at the coronation. Is Eugene the little? No, Eugene is Flynn. His real name is Eugene. Oh, you guys are talking to code. I know, I know, I know, Eugene. You know, no, you're going to Flynn me when I get. I'm leaving. We ended up watching the Disney shorts that are up on Netflix. It's collection. And the one for, I have not seen Tangled, but the little iguana or gecko guy. Pascal. Is incredibly cute. Yeah. It was very fun to watch. Both that one and the Frozen one were very fun. Jacob's never seen Tangled. Um, yeah, those snowgies in Frozen favor. God, they're so fucking cute as hell. So adorable. They're really cute. Oh, I'll show notes. All right. Oh, a lot of little brothers. Have you ever played Little Big Planet? Baelyn? No. Oh, man. I think you might enjoy that, based on my very limited understanding of Disney infinity. I think you would go out and buy a sack boy after you played that. I don't know. I don't know what that means. I will show you. But a sack boy sounds pretty dirty. Yeah, baby, it does. You're not wrong, but it's not dirty. A sack boy is also cute. Oh, okay, cool. Cool. It's a cool game. I like cute things. I think you might like it. I'm currently wearing a pink flower shirt. I like cute things. And you're dating Jacob. So you basically already answered it, but do you consider yourself a gamer? I don't know. I mean, I don't know. But I think the fact that I don't is a lot of fake girl stuff. Oh, fuck that bullshit. I know what you mean. Yeah, but it's also like, I don't know. I've always been the kind of person that like, I don't want to claim ownership of something that I don't actually know anything about. And I like playing the one game that I play, but I still tend to get super frustrated. I played a little bit of braid. Is that what it's called? And I liked it, but it was so frustrating. I mean, I played it for like 20 minutes. Braid of tv fresh, right? Braid of tv fresh, right? It's super, super, super frustrating. But I just like the gamer girl. Like, oh, I love Halo. I'm on PlayStation 2. I love it. Gamer girl. No, I never played any of that. But I would say that like, the most gameery thing that I've done was get ridiculously into Bioshock. But I've never played it. Like, I did not pick up the controller at any point. I just watched Jacob play it the entire time. I don't know. I think you're taking notes about the Titanic game to try and beat it and all that shit. That's pretty, that's pretty hardcore. Like, computer games count. Yeah, yeah. That was my like, that was certainly my like, earliest game. How competitive are you? I'm fairly competitive. I'm not like, I'm not a sore. I don't think I'm a sore loser or a sore winner. Jacob, thoughts? Yeah, no, I made a face as a joke. But no, she's, yeah, she's pretty fine when it comes to stuff like that. Yeah, I'm not, no, I'm not terribly competitive. Like, I like to win. But I like being right. You like to win arguments. Yes, that's exactly what it is. But you don't like to win games. I don't necessarily care about winning games because I know whether or not I win the game as long as I'm correct about something. That's what really comes. Because I love being right. Oh, Nicole Nance mantra, okay. Oh, I love being right. I'm just curious because I'm trying to, I mean, if you're taking notes and it seems like you're putting a lot into Disney infinity, I'm trying to figure out what the drive is behind that. And if it's just, do you think it's the property? Like, do you think it's the Disney property? I think it has a lot to do with it. Because it's so much fun to play as the characters. And speaking of like girl gamer shit, two of the characters that I have the little figurines that I can play as are Rapunzel and Jasmine. And they're dialogue. If they are like beating somebody up, if they're hitting somebody, if Rapunzel's throwing her frying pan and kicking them, she'll go, oh, sorry. And it's like, no, this person's trying to fucking kill you. Why are you apologizing? Aladdin doesn't apologize. Stitch doesn't apologize. And Jasmine will be like, oh, no, did that hurt? And it's like, well, it was fucking supposed to. You kicked him in the head. Right. Where are my babies to raise? But Maleficent makes no apologies. But Maleficent is so much fun to play it. And Maleficent is like, I thought it would be like, oh, you know, she's still, you know, she's a good guy. You're playing as Maleficent. She's scary. Yeah. Like, it is like-- She's the Darth Vader of Disney. She is a bad ass. I guess there's-- Oh, there's an Darth Vader. There is, yeah. She is just a total badass. She's legitimately scary. And she's so overpowered. Like, the first time I did her special move, I was like, that's ridiculous. That's crazy. Okay. What is her special power? The entire world. She like zaps like energy burst or something. And the entire world flashes green and gray. But everything changes color for a split second. She like sends out a radioactive energy blast that changes the entire world. It's nuts. It's so terrifying. Okay. Yeah. All right. Pretty good. Pretty good. Yeah. She's super, super, super fun to play as. But I think that's the most fun thing. And that's so far as the thing that I like doing the most, is I like playing as the characters and just like fighting things. That's what I like doing, which is also so funny. I was saying this to Jacob a couple years ago when he had a game that was playing Pathfinder pretty regularly. I built a Pathfinder character and I was super excited to use it. And I was like, oh, okay. Well, I'm going to-- You know, I think I maybe want to be like a healer or something. But then we started building the character and I was like, no, I'm not into being a healer. And I ended up building a Bard character that I was really, really excited about, but never used, never got around to using because the game sort of fell apart. And I was a little disappointed about that because I'm like, I have this really cool Bard character that I feel like is like really speaks to me. And then we started playing a game of Call of Cthulhu with a friend. And my character in Call of Cthulhu was like, I had built her to be like an intelligent, diplomatic character. And as soon as we started playing, we got like a session in and I was like, oh, fuck, I should have built a tank. Because I realized that I was the person who was like, you know, breaking in with my gun drawn. I was the person like, I was somebody who wanted to fight. And I was like, oh, that is not at all what I would have expected I would want to be doing. But in like, in the game and infinity, that's what I like doing. I like fighting. That is fun. Because it's something that like, I don't know, you just, I don't know. There's something about it that's really fun to me. More fun than like, oh, I fucking hate when I have to drive. And also the driving mechanics in Disney infinity are horrendous. Like, it's so, so, so, so, so, so hard to use. - We're not doing the interview. - We're doing Disney. - We're doing Disney infinity. - That's gonna make sure notes are like so much better. So let's just, I should say better, but easier on me. I just Google Disney infinity. Okay, plop, we're done. - Yeah, just, just, or just take Galen's face over, I'll put you on Maleficent and that, that's what you're doing. - I'm gonna have time for that. We got, we got to publish it in an hour. - Yeah, so. - I'll just draw your face. I'll just try to draw your likeness in paint. - I love it. - Right over whoever's on the cover of Disney infinity. - I don't know. I think it's Donald Duck. - My little sailor jacket. - No pants. - No pants. - No, never, no pants. - Do you have to post, what's his name? The, the Donald, uh. - Dolan. - Dolan. - Yes, Dolan Duck. - What? - Yeah, let's. - Please. - No. - The fuck up 4chan edition. - Yeah. - That's a, that's a dangerous weird rabbit hole. - Show notes. - That's, oh, that's what a. - That's Sackboy. - That's what Sackboy is. Oh, that's pretty cute. - He is a cute guy. - Pretty adorable. - Because I was about to comment like, it sounds like you're like, being that you're like a story based gamer. But after, after the relishing combat comment, maybe not so much. - Yeah, I don't know. I honestly don't know that I've played enough to, because I definitely still think a huge part of it. It's just that I'm trying to figure out the mechanics of playing a game of combo moves. And, you know, press A when you're in the air to recover. By the time I remember to press A, I'm already on the ground. I'm like, oh fuck. All right. - Have you, do you know the story, or have you played through Gone Home at all? - No, and that's actually one that Jacob has talked about to me for like, literally like two years, as one that I should play. - Okay. - And we really should. - That's good. - We really, really should play that. - Well, and also it's, one of the things that I think that, one of the reasons I think it would be good for you is because there are, the stakes are high, but there's not a great sense of like, immediacy, like there's not like a dude who's behind you about to murder you with a shotgun, you know, at any given moment. - That you know, that you know. - Although you feel like there is. - Yeah, exactly. So that's, you know, being able to kind of take your time with something and figure out, because like I said, one of the things that, I feel like I probably mentioned this the last time we were on that as gamers, we take so much of the, of the just knowledge that we have built up for granted that we know that this button usually jumps, this, but in a platformer, this button jumps, this button will make you run faster, this button will make you fly if you can fly stuff like that. Just the stuff that Super Mario Brothers has taught us over the years that other games have taken. And for Galen to not have any of that is very interesting, it's very interesting to watch her play a game and to not know basic stuff that it's like, well, of course you wouldn't know that. You've never experienced it. - No, just double jump. Jump again once you're in the air. - Yeah. - What since does that make? - Yeah. - How? What would I be jumping off of? - You know, just-- - Your jump. - The air. - You're jumping off of your jump. That's why it's a double jump. - Physics though. - You know what I miss? Holding down long enough to charge a jump. I really like that. That's a mechanic. I feel like just didn't get enough long. - It's gone by the way, so I just didn't get enough long. - The Luigi Mario 2 kind of-- - Yep, I do miss that. I like a double jump too. Don't get me wrong. - I do like a double jump, but-- - If that's simply the night double jump is very satisfying. - Yes, yeah. 'Cause it's like, oh, I need this. - Yeah. - How did I not have this the whole time? - Right, yeah, yeah. - So your, but your favorite game to date though, Bauchock 2? - Yeah, I think, I think Bauch-- I mean, the Bauchock franchise totally, but there was something about Bauchock 2 that I just loved. And I know that I'm in the minority on that, but I thought it was such a really excellent way of building off of the world without making it, I don't know, 'cause like a lot of times when something expands a world, it seems sort of like tacked on. - Mm-hmm. - But I thought it made so much sense, the way they chose to do it, that it made you realize, oh, I had only seen a small portion of this gigantic underwater city, and I thought they did a fantastic job of integrating the characters, the new characters in a natural way. And I'm just obsessed with the idea of a, like, altruistic bad guy. She's, I love lamb, I love so feel lamb. - When I was also wondering if part of it is, and this may be me, you know, like backseat feminist driver, but that had, I feel like part of it might have had to do with lamb being a strong female presence that, you know, like kind of took no shit from nobody. - Yeah, totally. And I'm really like, my favorite device in storytelling just about is horrible mothers who are horrible because they love their children too much. It's like my favorite thing, dead like me, if you've ever seen dead like me, the mom in dead like me, I watched that and like got all of my friends into it at the same time, and we would watch it at work because I worked at Stone Mountain and we had like hours and hours and hours off a day because we would do a show for seven minutes and then have 45 minutes off. So we all marathoned dead like me, we watched it all day long, and everybody hated the mother. And every time she was on, I was like, hysterically sobbing. Because I was like, oh my God, but her flaw is just that she can't share her emotions. And like she loves her kids and she feels horrible and she loves them so much, but she has no way to deal with that with those feelings other than by lashing out. And that is just like my favorite thing. I was a Cersei apologist on Game of Thrones for a long time. And but I still mean things. - I like Cersei. I like Cersei that her one redeemable character and her otherwise monstrous persona is that she loves her kids. - I think that that is something that's so, so cool and so well done in Game of Thrones is that she is, she loves those kids. And I honestly, anytime she says that she's doing something for her children, I believe it. I will say most of the time, I'm just hate watching Game of Thrones. I'm watching it being like, I don't even know why I watch this because I don't enjoy it at all. I don't like love Game of Thrones, but I've watched it for long enough that I'm like, I'm just, I'm going to keep watching. But like it's not fun. It makes me feel stupid. - You know, like having your heart broken like every week? - It's hard. - I would actually argue that for me, it's more fun now because I have given up caring about anything. - It's a weird feeling, right? - Yeah, it's, there's a freedom to it and I don't... - Because the Red Viper spoilers. - Yes, yeah. - I remember you telling me like that was what broke you whenever you were watching it. - That episode ended and as the credits were rolling, Jacob was like, I need to call my dad and called his dad. - No, but let me say though, I wasn't even like, I need to call my, it was like numb. - Yeah. - Like I need to call my dad. This is, this has fucked me up. - Oh god, sorry. - My phone, I hit my phone. - It's okay. - Yeah, it was just like, it was just, it was awful. And Galen was saying to me for days after like, I don't understand why this has hit you so hard. And I said, you covered your eyes. You didn't watch it. You didn't watch dude like screaming for his life. And when 10 seconds ago, he was fine. He was winning. And in 10 seconds, he's screaming for his fucking life. And I was just like, I'm done. There's no reason that this should have happened. I see enough awful horror in life. I don't need that in my fiction. - And he's like, he's such like a minor character in the book. - They did a really great job with it. But yeah, but being able to like, not give a shit about Game of Thrones was incredibly freeing because now I can watch it and be like, like now I'm sort of in that place where I'm like, rooting for awful fucked up things to happen because I want the people who care about it to join me. - Yeah, I just, I just watch it. - Your Game of Thrones Magneto. - I'm rooting for the white walkers. Like I'm like, all of these people deserve to die. Everyone deserves to die. Winter is coming, go fuck yourself. - I will definitely say I watch Game of Thrones, the way that I watched Lord of the Rings, which was I saw the first movie and absolutely hated it. Sorry everybody, sorry entire world. I hated the first movie, but I went to see the second two in theaters with my friends because I was like, this is an important cultural thing and I need to have experienced it. I need to know what it is so that I can participate in these conversations. And I hated all three of them. - Really? - I wouldn't stand them. - I love two towers. - I hate, hate all three of them. - So what, what is it about? - I had the hobbits better than that original trilogy. - I didn't see the hobbit, I didn't. They're just, I just think they're boring. I just think Peter Jackson is a boring, boring filmmaker. I saw King Kong and was like, I'm going to kill myself. This is so-- - You know like Jack Black in like a somewhat dramatic role but did you play the 360 game though? - Yeah. - For all those cheap, easy achievements. - I watched. - I'm out of that shit. - I watched that movie for an hour and a half before I saw King Kong and I couldn't tell you one damn thing that they, they got on a boat there. That's the one thing I remember. But I was watching it and was like, what's happening? I mean, I get that you want to make something in epic, but like, oh God, it's just, I just find his movies. Slow, slow, slow, slow. I can't handle it. So it's, I don't find Game of Thrones slow, but I definitely don't watch it because I like it. I watch it because, well, I've watched it for this long and-- - People are going to be talking about it. - Yeah, people are going to be talking about it and I at least want to know what they're talking about. - I think that's admirable. I gave up on that like probably about four years ago. Like I did get to a point where it's like, meh. - I'm not interested, I'm not doing it. - I gave up, I gave up on Downton Abbey and Walking Dead. I reached a point with Downton Abbey where I was like, this is a soap opera and I don't care. Even though their last name is Crawley, and that is hilarious every single time someone says that name, I laugh. It wasn't an, that surprisingly, not enough to keep a person interested in the TV show. - You need to put more points in your narcissism girl. - I watched an episode with my parents and Maggie Smith is like, the Crawleys have always been a well-respected family. And we're all like, oh my god, crying. - We're just dope Southern Jews, exactly. - They just keep looking at each other. Every time the name is mentioned, that's right, right? - Okay, and this is-- - Did you guys hear it too? - This is something that I have talked about with Jacob certainly, but like Jacob and also these other two people named Tyler and Dave. When a character in a TV show or a book or a movie has your name, do you go like, oh, that's my name? Do you feel a twinge of like, that's my name? Or are you just like, that is my name, I hear it, I hear it all the time? - I don't like it. - Yeah. - Yeah, I don't like it because every time it's like, have a fuck, now like, there's another one to deal with. - Yeah, it's like a great, now on a over here, people talking about Dave and be like, oh, is it? No, not me, it's the thing from the thing. - Yeah, I sort of like it in the same way, like whenever you see somebody driving the same kind of car, you just want to like wave at carbuds. - I like that. - Do you like that? - Carbuds, my name, my first and last name are so rare, that every time I hear them, I'm like, oh, yay, that's me, I know that name, that's my name. - I yearn for that sensation. - I get so excited. - There is someone who's like, name has been the number one, most popular boy's name for like the last 15 fucking years, it's not a fucking novel, it is not novel at all. - It's super novel to me, every time. - On my brother and my brother and me, they've been on a real Dave kick recently, and it's really starting to piss me off the point where like, I might send them a hundred dollars and be like, please never fucking use my name again, 'cause like what I'm driving, and it's like, oh, there's old, I don't know, discount, shop Dave, I'm like, whoa, what? - No, fuck. - 'Cause I'll be like, I'll be like in my fucking beta waves, right, just like driving to where, just like their words, just washing over my body, and then all the sudden I hear my name, it's like, what the fuck? - You must have loved your way switched over to saying CFP instead of his original name, which is also your name. - I did, no, I did, I love it a lot. 'Cause it's also like, I don't like it whether it needs to be a distinction between my first name and last name, and I'm just like, do you ever feel that? 'Cause Jacob's obviously extremely popular, like I mean, but Jacob York, like it's different than Jacob, like when I hear Jacob York, I don't know, it's weird, you're Jacob to me, you're Jacob York, you're Jacob to me. - I've claimed that slot, right. Most of the time I was Tyler Wayne. - Tyler Wayne. - Yeah, but they're Tyler, my baseball team. So I was, he was Tyler, I was Tyler Wayne. I don't like my name, so when I hear it somewhere, I'll identify with it with him and like, 'cause I don't really like it. So that's why Tyler Dunnegan is always Dunnegan, so. - Do you say you don't like your name? Do you not, you don't like the name Tyler? - Right. - Really? - Right. - Wayne, you're okay with those? - Tyrone. - No. No, that's why that curse ends with me. So yeah, when Jacob said he called me Tyrone, I was like, yeah, in all the play bills in college, it's like, no, no, no, just put Tyrone Holland, that's fine. So in all those, the leave was there. - I can't make the switch. I didn't, I knew that you, I didn't know that you really didn't, I can't make the switch left. - I can't make the switch left. - I can't make the switch left. - If they keep on with that. - 'Cause you were introduced to me as Tyler and I can't deny it. - They still go back and forth. - Yeah, I go back and forth. I feel like if I'm talking. - People who have met you through me, tend to default to Tyrone. - Like leave us to go for Tyrone. - Leave us to go for Tyrone. - Leave us to go for Tyrone. - Mm-hmm, yep. - I like your name. - Your mom says Tyler. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Jacob's mom. - Tyler went to that Jacob. - And that disgusting podcast he saw. (both laughing) - And dad still calls Josh pedophiles. (both laughing) - Your dad just-- - God bless it. (both laughing) - I think your dad just really wishes he was on this show. (both laughing) - He's not the only one. Anytime. Anytime he wants to come on. - But that's a good point 'cause I didn't think about this. I'll go ahead and say it now. Tim, if you're listening, you could probably stop now 'cause I'll start asking Galen questions about Jacob's prowess. (both laughing) - I'm sorry. - Or if you're interested, I don't know. We won't tell. - You keep it to yourself. But we'll go ahead and warn you. Worn me now. - I'm glad that you warned me. - I'm glad that you warned me before we move on, I guess, that my father-in-law listens to this show. (both laughing) - Yeah, he does. He does. - Okay. - I love it. - So like, clicking my brain is in position now. (both laughing) That's right. My father-in-law listens. - Yeah. - Hi, Tim. - Now let's talk about blowjobs. (both laughing) - He's a regular. He's a regular. - Blowjob better than no job. (both laughing) - What's happening? - What that shirt my dad got from my mom, not realizing what it said. I guess he was applying for a new job. He went to a, 'cause I think I've told this before, and he went to a yard sale and saw a shirt that said, "I'm here for the job." And he's like, "Okay, I'll buy that. "That'd be funny to give to her for her interview." Bought it, got it at home, laid it on the bed, and then realized behind it, kind of bleeding into the background below is job. (both laughing) (both laughing) - By the way. - So I really hope he bought that one with the person. I'll give you a nickel for this and give it to my wife. (both laughing) - I feel like your dad's astroglide joke was pretty legit. (both laughing) I just wanna say, he started off with that one, and I like perked up, because I was like, "Okay, okay Randy, I see you. What up fam?" - That makes me think that he listens. He's like, "I gotta dirty it up a little bit." (both laughing) It's like I gotta play to him. - If he wanted to listen, he couldn't figure out how. (both laughing) - I'm not worried about it. (both laughing) - 'Cause I mean, he hates Facebook first of all, so he's not gonna go that route, he's not gonna figure out iTunes, like, - Tyler, my RSS feed. (both laughing) - He's updating. - Should have Ryan showing him, like, setting up an app for him and say, "Hey, just press this every Monday and Wednesday." He's not gonna do it. That Ryan's not gonna do that 'cause Ryan's on the show, so. - Yeah. - Protected. - I do wanna get him on eventually, though. I wanna get him and Ryan on together. - I'm all for it, but. - Get him to talk about sending you a blade. (both laughing) - Can you all come out again? - Yeah, that'd be pretty sweet. - I have to remind him a whole lot about it. - Oh wow, I remember. - Oh yeah, okay. - Remember, she shot rings, remember that? - Remember that game you played when I was in, like, sixth grade? - She remembered. (both laughing) - It was a very special moment for me, so I'm sure it was a special moment for you as well, right? (both laughing) - Let's see, Galen. Okay, there's a personal question of a non-sexual nature. - All right. - So you mentioned you were in a long series relationship before. - Yes. - So is this your only engagement? - Yes. - Okay. - Yeah. - My last-- - One and done, homie. - You. - Mm, my ex-boyfriend, Dan, he and I were together for like four and a half years and we dated in college. We started dating, I guess, when I was a junior and he's a great guy. He's a great guy, still one of my good friends. - Dan's a great guy. - He's a great guy. And it was just one of those situations that's like the most heartbreaking thing. Where you're with somebody who's amazing, but you're just like, I'm slowly dying 'cause I'm really unhappy and it just sucked. And yeah, but we've managed to stay friends and it's been really great. He lives in Atlanta and he's got a girlfriend who's freaking awesome. She's so cool. And yeah, my parents will occasionally like still go see shows that Dan's in. 'Cause they're like, oh, Dan's in it. I think I'll see it and he's a great guy. - So do you mostly date actors? Have you mostly dated other people than the other? - Yeah, I've had five like relationships. Only four boyfriends, one of them was like, - One was a girlfriend, gotcha, cool. - One of them was like an on again off again when we were never officially dating blah, blah, blah. - Four were actors. Now that I'm saying that, I'm like, huh. - Four were actors. - That'd be a thing that I've noticed among actors. - Yeah, and one-- - Exters, like I like to call-- - Exters, me too. I prefer the exters in my exters. - I'm gonna start when people ask me what I do, I'm gonna say I'm an exter and they're gonna be like, what? (laughing) And I'm gonna be like, you heard me. (laughing) - They're gonna be like, I think you mean, "extress." - Yes, exactly. And I'm gonna be like, would you call a doctor a actress? And they're gonna be like, you what? And I'm gonna be like-- - No, I'd call it a nurse. - I think you. - Yes. (laughing) - Exactly. (laughing) (laughing) (laughing) - Oh, women. (laughing) - Yeah, so of my five significant relationships, four were actors and one was a cop, police officer. - Okay, that's a pretty-- - That's an absolute-- - What's the ally on again off again? - No. - Okay. - No. - He and I actually only dated for like two months, but that was at the time, it was like a whirlwind summer romance, but we had known each other since we were kids because we'd gone to the same summer camp, and then there was a summer that we worked at the same summer camp, and so by the end of the summer, we'd been dating for like two months, and then I went back to school in St. Louis, and he came to visit me like the second weekend of school, and then broke up with me like a week later, and it was the worst heartbreak I had ever experienced up to that point, it was horrible, it was awful. I like when he broke up with me over the phone, I drove to the apartment where three of my best friends lived. I drove over to their apartment in the pouring rain, sobbing hysterically, and I had only lived in this apartment for the apartment that I lived in. I'd only lived there for three weeks when he broke up with me, and he had come to stay with me for a week, so I was in that apartment like this place is tainted, I feel terrible, so I slept over at my friend's apartment on an air mattress on their living room floor for like three weeks. They just let me crash there for three weeks, yeah, yeah, if I can, great friends, they let me crash on their living room floor for three weeks until I finally went back to my on-campus apartment, rearranged all the furniture, and just had to get on with my life. - Okay, so just like breakups then, usually just like try to reorganize your life, so that becomes like a different headspace, you can just push away. - Yeah, yeah, and I will say for any of the breakups that I've had, it's actually ended up being, that sort of happened kind of naturally, my first breakup happened, you know, first semester freshman year of college, high school boyfriend that I broke up with, and so yeah, I was in a new environment, which just made it that much easier, but we had a whole on-again off-again thing for like, and until the summer after our freshman year, when I found out that he'd been cheating on me for like nine months with a friend of mine, so that was a whole huge thing. But again, like I just, I found out that he'd cheated on me and I was like, "Oh, well then I don't care about you anymore." So that was, you know-- - Well, it's an easy off-switch. - Yeah, exactly. - And this motherfucker was that opening night of Homer's-- - Yes. - And came to the after party, and it's like, motherfucker, you think that like-- (laughing) You think that I didn't notice that shit? - I-- - Get the fuck out of here. - I saw him there and was livid, and like, I don't think he, I mean, I don't think he knew at all that the playwright was my boyfriend. Like, I don't think he had any idea, but like, we both clocked that the other was there, and then pointedly ignored each other the entire night. You know, ignore somebody where you know that they know you're there and you're-- - You see it in the peripheral and you just act like-- - Yeah, I was so pissed about it, and Jacob was really annoyed at how pissed I was. (laughing) - I will say it to get to a point where I was like, you have to stop talking about this, because like, this is-- - It was so mad at him. - This is my opening night. (laughing) Please stop caring about it so much. - It was just so outrageous, 'cause it's the only time I'd ever seen him since we had broken up in high school. It's the only time I'd ever seen him. So it was, yeah, but it was so bad. - I was that way when I saw my high school girlfriend for like the first time after we had broken up in high school. Like, at Miller's reception for his wedding, it was very weird that she was there, and we did that same thing where like, we saw each other at two tables across, and then just like, nope, nope, nope. There's the wall of non-existence there that I see, but I'm not gonna see. - That hasn't happened to me yet, and I fucking dread it, 'cause it will happen. It will happen, we live in the same town. Like, it will happen. - Yeah, I actually just put something together in something that I hadn't even realized. So when I broke up with the cop, I slept on a friend's couch for like three weeks. When I broke up with Dan, he and I were living together, but our lease was about to be up. So I went and I stayed on a friend's couch for like three weeks, and he let me stay on his, he let me live in his house for like three weeks until the lease was up. So that's two breakups where I have escaped to somebody's house for three weeks. So yeah. - I can see that when you're, when your home of space is violated, you just have to go somewhere else. - Yeah, yeah. And then the really, like, but you put it behind you, how you moving on. But the thing about that, that then was even more awful, was that I, so I stayed at this friend's house for like three weeks, and then Dan moved out, and there were still a month left on the lease. So then I went back to that apartment, and all of his stuff was gone, but just my stuff was there, and that-- - He didn't steal any of your stuff? - He didn't steal any of my stuff. Good, good on him, he's a really good guy. - He's got six, I would, and then they may have been like, what do I want to take? - Didn't take any of my stuff, but coming back into that apartment and seeing everything gone, except for my stuff, was, I mean, I think, I think 'til the day I die, it'll be of like the top five most depressing images I've ever, ever, ever seen. Horrible, and then I had to stay there. It's like, I know I have to be here, it was awful. - I can almost imagine that being like you walk in, and it's as if the dotted line to cut out things are like there in the room. - Well, and all of the furniture was his, so every, like it was just all of my stuff all over the floor, and I was like, this looks like the, this is the visual personification of what a disaster I feel like inside. Great, two thumbs up. - Maybe all this stuff is vanished. Do you think about that? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Maybe he's a wizard. - Right. - Dan Ford furniture rapture. (all laughing) - But it all worked out, and now we're friends, and we both absolutely know it was for the best. - Are you friends with most of your ex? - I know Jacob has the ability to be friends with like all of his exes. - No, Dan is the only ex of mine that I'm still friends with. There's one that I'm like on civil terms with, but like that's just because we live in the same city and kind of run in the same circle. - Dan is the only one who's gonna get an invite to the wedding. - Yeah, yeah. - Okay. - Yeah, Dan's invited. - Just a wedding for Dan. - Yep. - He's the only one. - Yeah, that's it. It's me and Jacob. - And Dan. - And the photographer and Dan. - Dan is the photographer and the efficient. - Oh, yeah, oh, so the photographer was there just to take Dan's reaction picture. - I like it as he watches the wedding. But like how amazing is it, but like what a great guy. - His chart is-- - What a great guy that he offered to get our day to perform our wedding. - Yeah. - He's pretty good. - He's a good guy. - It moves out super fast too, no complaints. - But Jacob is a peer sexually though. - Yeah. (laughing) - Dad. (laughing) (laughing) - Jacob's tips turned it off. - Jacob, Jacob is making the, - Oh, I'm not sharing this to Facebook. - Nice. (laughing) - Yeah, I like that. It's a good face. - No, we're gonna tag, now that we know his last name, we're tagging him in the episode. - Damn it, no! (laughing) - 'Cause I know he's the best earl you've ever had. That's hands down, that's given, it's granted. - Jacob will tell anybody that. Like that's not a secret. - Oh, say motherfuckers. (laughing) - No, it's not a secret. - Don't phrase that like Jacob will tell anyone that. Why don't you fucking tell them? - Why don't, why don't you-- - I am a southern bell. (laughing) I am a delicate fucking flower. - Who loves my pussy gettin' licks. (laughing) - You know him! Who doesn't? Am I right? - Literally not. - Some girls don't like it. - Yeah, well, I'm, okay, I don't know. This, yeah, sure. - No, tell us the theory. (laughing) - This is like a super bad feminist thing to say, but like, I have friends who are like, I just don't get it, it's not pleasurable, I don't understand it. And I'm like, I don't, I'm sorry. - Really? - Like really? Really? No, but like really? - You used to feel that way though. - I guess, yeah, but I never was like, this is, I never was like totally uninterested. Like, I hate it. And I know some people do. And that's, it's just so far out of the realm of my understanding that it's one of those things that like, it's like somebody explaining quantum physics to me, I just have to be like, I, yeah, sure, I assume that that's true because I cannot possibly validate it. So like, if somebody says to me like, oral sex hurts, I'm like... - Hurts? (laughing) - Yeah, I guess I'm gonna use two on it a little bit. (laughing) - I don't know. - I like that the three of us would be, (mumbling) - It's one of those, it's one of those things that like, when somebody says that it's like not pleasurable, that it never works for them, the gut reaction, the gut reaction is to be like, well, well, I guess you've never had it done, right? Even though that's like intensely condescending, intensely condescending and very dismissive. - Send them to oral Kroger. - Yeah. (laughing) - You guys have a Kroger for everything, just send them on over to oral Kroger. - We really do, that one's on Cheshire bread. - That's a win than Nicole Jacob. (laughing) - Jacob aka, oral Kroger. - Oral Kroger, open 24 hours. - That's not her. - That's not her. (laughing) - He's gotta sleep sometime. (laughing) - Oral Kroger, I'm more fighting fame. (laughing) - Chris and episode 299. - Yay, you did it. (laughing) - You made it. - Yay. - You're a title. - You're a title. - You're a title. (laughing) - A lot of people I hear that don't like it, it's an anxiety thing. Like, I don't want your face, and then it's where I pee from. No, no, no, no. - Oh yeah, yeah. - It's like, but you'll give a blow job, like, that's where the pee comes out of, and you're putting in your mouth. Oh, that's different, it's fine. - Yeah, yeah, I don't know. It's one of those things that, like, if you think about it too hard, you're gonna get grossed out. So you just have to remember that, like, if that wasn't supposed to be a function of it, it wouldn't be pleasurable, you know? - Yeah, that's true. - Like, that's the whole, like, you know, when people are like, well, you know, gay people, that's not, that's not the function, that's not what the bean is as for. - It's like, well, then why does it feel good? If sexual pleasure wasn't a vital function of these organs, I mean, it's not, it's not like giving birth to a child is the only thing that your vagina can do. It can also give you pleasure, and if it wasn't supposed to give you pleasure, it wouldn't, like, it doesn't matter. - That's what they're trying to get rid of that 1984. The pill that gets rid of orgasm. - Oh, God, 1984, what a bad year. (laughing) - Yup. - Tell me what that. - Your half was born. - Yup. - Yup. - Ooh. - I also can't have orgasms. - We know that. - We know. (laughing) - Oh. - Whoa, what if it's not due to red one of you is? (laughing) - Boom, who's the world keep now, Jacob? (laughing) - You dare. (laughing) - What are you looking at? - What? - What are you looking at? - I was falling at my browser on my phone. - Why? - Because. - What are you doing? - There was a lull in the conversation. - You're being interviewed. - Was I asked a question? - Besides your rude, prying one? (laughing) - Come on. - It's all right, it's okay, it's all right. - She answered my inappropriate questions. - It's good. - It looks like we're at about time though. - Such that if there's anything else. - We have a question? - Talk about, yeah. - This is your only opportunity. - How often do you listen to the show? - No judgment. - I would say. - A lot of people come and don't listen to it all, so it's fun. - Yeah, it is very true. - I listen when Jacob is like, you should definitely listen to this. You should definitely listen to this one. Or I listen to any episode that Jacob's on. I listen to any episode that Jacob is on, and I listen to anyone where he's like, oh, you have to listen to it, 'cause there have been several times where he's been like, like with Shakespeare's episode. (laughing) I think his last one, you were like, you should listen to it, it's, and so I did, and I was like, yeah. - There's always a specific reason that I say you should listen to it. It's never like, you should listen to it because I think at a wash, you will enjoy this. I think it's because you need to hear this specific joke that happens. - Well, and specifically to like for the shake episode is 'cause I've never met him. And you were like, you should listen to this because it will give you a great idea of who this person is that we talk about all the time. And I was like, yes, phenomenal reason, perfect. - Okay, that's fair. And he's very much himself. - Yeah. - Oh yeah. - Oh yeah. (laughing) - Totally, yeah. - Oh yeah. - What's something you think we could do better or should do or what's an improvement from what you've listened to? - Um, oh gosh. - Or what's something that sucks? We'll go the other way too. - I honestly don't know because I will say for me, my only like problem with the show sometimes is just that since I haven't played the games, sometimes it's just inside baseball. Like the second half of the episode, I just don't know anything about the game. So I'm like, so I'll listen to the first half, I'll listen to the stories and then be like, okay. - I know a lot of people that do that. - Yeah, but it's still like, I still enjoy it and I enjoy the stories. It's just that, yeah. - There's like a shift in tone too, where it's like-- - Oh, totally. - Like when we get to the game, it's like, okay, this is the game part. - Yeah. - This is gonna be jokes probably. - There's the mediocre part. - Yeah. (laughing) - We just shift that level up back. - There you go. - There you go. - 'Cause I think too a lot, you know, I listen to, I also, I listen to a book podcast really regularly called Literary Disco, which is fantastic and one of the best things and strangest things about it is that one of the three hosts is Rider Strong from Boy Meets World, Blake Sean Hunter. And the podcast is great, I love it. I love the show and they talk about all these fantastic books and 99% of the time I haven't read the book that they're talking about. But when they start, so they'll start at the top and just talk about their lives and what's going on and then when they start talking about the book, they're talking about a story. I know all the terminology that they're using. I know the story, you know, they'll talk about the plot, they'll talk about literary advice and I know what that is. But because I haven't played games, when you guys start talking about the games, you'll start talking about mechanics and stuff and I'm like, I have no idea what this means. I don't, I just don't have any frame of reference. It's not that it's like bad or boring. I just, I'm brand new, I'm a baby. I don't know anything. - If we recorded, if we recorded in a Kroger, would that make a difference? - Oh yeah, especially Kosher Kroger. - Okay, yeah. - We'll look into it. - All right, so much sushi from Kroger, back at culinary school. Does it sound like a thing you do in culinary school? - No, it does it. - That was what I would do, like the way home, go to Kroger. - There's a lot of stuff that you did while in culinary school that doesn't sound like a thing should do. - I would, I would, somewhere with lobster and things like that, go home and eat a stack of Kroger pizzas, four pizzas high and drink, live in line, get her, eat. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Would you eat them like simultaneously? - Like pancakes. - Really? - Stack them up, yeah. - Really? - Yeah, knife in a fork and go out of like pancakes. - Really? I'm not gonna lie, that actually sounds kind of cool. (laughing) - I wanna try that. - Yeah, you're kind of a hero right now. (laughing) - 'Cause I would go, like yeah, I was your 250 pound hero at that point 'cause I would go in and just buy like, to the top, from the grocery cart to the top of Kroger pizzas. - Oh man. - And they get like the huge like gallon thing of lemon lime Gatorade, yep. - Not so much in the Gatorade part, but like doing the quad stack of pizzas, I like that. - I'm an orange Gatorade. - That's what we're gonna have at Tadpole prom that we're just going to like, how many you want? You want a four-stack? You want an eight-stack? - We'll do it. - We'll do it. - We want a 27-stack? All right. - All right. - It's like the internet secret menu. - Dude, dude. - I want a four-by-four, all right. - Were they all the same toppings, or did you switch 'em up? - I'll switch it up. - Oh man, I like that. (laughing) I'm breaking all right there. - That's crazy. (laughing) - God. - It's ridiculous. I mean, I love it, but it's crazy. - So you could do like a sandwich, you could do like, pepperoni as the bread, and then inside it could just be - Combination. - Isn't that, wait. Isn't that just a calzone? - You gotta fold it. - Yeah. - Did you ever fold them and put them in a waffle iron? - No. (laughing) - Nope. I didn't have all fire back there. I just like, I'm gonna make a, just a gross percussive stack of food. - Come on, man. - It was pretty dope. 'Cause it was me like, setting down in front of Final Fantasy 11. - Yeah. - Everybody loves Raymond DVDs on the TV. - Yeah. - TV tray in front of me. - Yeah. - It's Gatorade. (laughing) - That sounds so cool. - What else do you need? - Ever dessert, I basically eat like a whole, that's when they came in instead of bags. They were in boxes. A whole box of hostess chocolate donuts. - Yeah. - That's like the idea. - I love the idea. - I love the idea of you being like, getting the Gatorade, 'cause you're like, I have to replenish my life for life. (laughing) Like it's the most obvious decision in the world. - There's not no facility in these frozen pizzas. I can get this Gatorade. - Oh, about Gatorade. I am an orange Gatorade girl. - So is that brother? - 100 million percent. - I love orange Gatorade. But that you eating that way, while you're in culinary school, sounds like a friend of mine who, when she was in grad school, the only TV show that she could watch was Say Yes to the Dress. Because she was in grad school for biochemical engineering and was just like, her brain was so fried from like reading all this like scientific stuff that she couldn't focus on. Like she tried watching, it was the first year that House of Cards could come out and she watched like two episodes of House of Cards and was like, I'm going to be, I'm going to fall apart emotionally if I have to invest in something like this. And just, she had to destroy her brain when she wasn't in school. It's the only way she could be balanced. - I guess, yeah, probably after making a seven course meal, I thought it wouldn't come back and like, cook anything. - Cook. Yeah, no, not bad. - That makes sense. - And I don't think the things that you described were gross. (laughing) - David's still like team. - No, I'm a board. No, this is not a joke. - It's easier for you because you don't have a beard. The thing about having a beard eating pizza is like, I have pizza for the rest of the day. - Yeah. - Unless I take a shower immediately after, I'm just pizza all day and all night. - Is this exclusively yogurt pizza? - Pizza in general. - That is kind of a bummer. - Is it like it's fine when you're hungry, but when you're really full for eating pizza, you don't just want to keep smelling pizza on your face. (laughing) - Was it other foods too or just pizza? - Pizza's the worst. Pizza's the far the worst. - 'Cause all the greasy-- - The greasy-- - The greasy and-- I mean, generally, a pizza's larger than your mouth or it'll touch other places-- - Sure. - So yeah. - I don't know, man. I've got a beard too. I don't know that. - You don't even pizza rights. (laughing) - It's may be. - Hey, you're being too fucking delicate about this. - Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. - You gotta cram it in there. - I agree. - Eat all four as quickly as possible so you hurry up and get to the feeling bad about yourself and then pick it back up with the whole box of donuts. - Why they search the bags? - It's probably cheaper to manufacture. - Do you prefer the box to the bag or-- - I do, I do prefer the box. - I like the box. - I don't, yeah, I don't like the bag. I like seeing all my donuts lay out in front of me. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, the bag-- - Like you're a troll. (laughing) - I don't like seeing donuts crop. See, I was just about to say that the bag feels a little feed bag. - Yeah. (laughing) - It feels a little like stick your face in this. - Fat ass. - Yeah. - No, I mean-- - Okay. - I mean, you're not wrong, but I also like that trough though. - Oh, yeah. (laughing) - That good, good trough. - If I'm looking at plastic window, I'd be like, yeah, look at all those donuts. - Look at all of my friends. - Those little gyms. - You can't wait to visit them. (laughing) - Those dark circles of security and acceptance. (laughing) - We've all been there. - But it has to be chocolate. I don't like-- I mean, sometimes I might be the powder donuts for like breakfast, maybe, but chocolate like any time of day. - Both of them. We gotta stop talking about them. - Bagel bites, bagel bites, little chocolate donuts I could have in time of day. - Oh, yeah. - The rest of my life and I'm fine. - Oh my god, bagel bites. I haven't had bagel bites in so long. - Well, that's like that-- - Don't start it. Don't start it again 'cause I bought bagel bites. (laughing) Just like, I don't know if I could win, but it's like bagel bites. - I had these since I was like 20 and I bought them. I was like, yeah, these are really fucking good and like horrible for me. - Well, it's like that stinger the other day where you were talking about, oh man, I can't wait until I get cancer. I'm just gonna like eat everything that I get. - I didn't say that. (laughing) - You implied that you could win that cancer. (laughing) - It never really happens because we're humans. - Right. - And then you implied that you were sucked about getting cancer. - Can't wait. - And I'm like, it's gonna be so cool. - Just like, just like, let it all just go. - Just be into those vices. We'd be like, what? - Exactly. - This isn't good. - No one's gonna like me. I'm gonna be miserable to be. (laughing) - You're not, you're gonna be eating four stacks of pizzas. You're gonna be thrilled. - Like I said, I'm gonna become blessed my fucking brain with chemicals. - Like, the Larry David does not give a fuck. - No, that's gonna be pretty sweet. (laughing) - Oh, thanks for coming on and doing this, Kaylin. Appreciate it. - Of course, thanks for having me. I feel so official. - Yeah. - Sure you are. You're official as fuck. - Official AF. - I just wanna thank all of the little people that I stepped on to get here. - We used to give you a better, a more feminist title than Galen of Jacob's. - I am not defined by my relationship. - What would you want, as an actress, what do you plan on doing about the last name situation, post marriage? - I'm going to, well, my name is Rebecca Galen Cross. My first name is Rebecca. I have never, ever, ever for one day gone by Rebecca. My parents have always called me Galen. It's just tradition on my dad's side of the family to go by your middle name. - Interesting. - So I'm gonna drop the Rebecca and I'm gonna make Crawley my middle name. So I'm gonna be Galen Crawley York. And I'm trying to decide whether professionally, whether I wanna keep the York or just continue to go by Galen Crawley. But I figure if I add Galen Crawley York, all of my past reviews and stuff will still come up in Google. - Sure, that's true. - Yeah. - I haven't decided professionally whether or not I'm gonna add it yet or not. - In life, I will be Galen York. - How sexist is casting? Like if you have a hyphenated last name to imply that you're married, would you theoretically get less parts because casting her to be like, oh, she's married, I'm not gonna fuck her. - You know, I've actually found, I've found in town in Atlanta particularly, there are several actresses who work very frequently that have hyphenated last names, that have combination last names. And that really doesn't seem to be an issue. - Or that have taken their husband's last name. - Yes, yes, or that have taken their husband's last name. And that's something that I've thought about a lot in terms of the Atlanta scene is I think it's just, I think a lot of it is that it's the South and that it's, you know, a very traditional place. But like, yeah, a lot of the women in town have hyphenated names or have shaken their husband's name. - 'Cause you've been in my phone as Gailin Crawley York for like, over a year now. (laughing) - I love that. - So when I got a new phone and you texted for the first time and I didn't have your number when I updated it, I was like, it's gonna happen. (laughing) There we go. - I love that. That makes me really happy. - 'Cause I told Jacob a long time ago, I was like, no, no, no, yeah, this one. (laughing) That's good. - Chi-eye. - And that last one was bullshit. Now this one, this one. - She got a haunted boy, but Chi-eye. - Chi-eye. (laughing) - Well, thanks for listening, everybody. You can find the show on iTunes, Stitcher, or SoundCloud. So you don't miss the next episode, our 300th episode. - Woo! - Woo! - An episode I've wanted to do for a while. - The 300th. - Yeah, the 300th. - You've been looking forward to it, it's the episode. - Yeah, I'm the 300th. - 300th. (laughing) - A huge fan of Zack Snyder. (laughing) - Sparta. - We talked about doing a 300 themed episode, but there's only like, it's like 300 of a PSP is it. - Yeah. - So it's like, nah, nah, nah. - Nope. - I'm not just an episode of Screaming, when, well, we can do the 300th episode, but just know that we are dressed like the Spartans the entire time. - Yeah. - And just, we have the proper bodies, like we've worked out really hard for them. - Yeah, well, I mean, not real, I didn't. - I've put out one of my eyes, like we're very appropriate, you're looking great. - Are there animals in that movie? I haven't seen that movie. (laughing) - Never mind. - Never mind. - I've not seen 300 here. - I haven't seen 300 here. - The only good movie that Zack Snyder's made. - It's pretty good. - I believe it, I guess, 'cause I don't think-- - I think it is. - I think 300 is really good. - Yeah, I enjoyed it. I think it's absolutely worth watching. - All right, I guess I'll watch it. - I don't have to, but I think it's absolutely worth watching. - I'm gonna be completely honest. I don't think I'll ever watch it. - It's one of those-- - Cersei's in it. - Yeah. - Yeah, I like her. - But does she love her kids in it? - Yeah. - Okay. - Yeah. - It takes a Spartan mother to bear Spartan warriors, so yeah. - That is logic, man. - Yeah. But for our 300th episode, and I'm gonna give her proper billing, Galen and Jacob are returning for Katawa Shoujo. - What is that? - I'm so excited about it. - Just like, 'cause it might not be a game that people are super familiar with. - It was a long time ago when I played it. - You have mentioned it on the show, just in little snippets. - 'Cause it is a, so I talked about it on Reddit. Everybody was talking about like, it's finally out, yay, yay, yay. I saw the address. - It's finally out, yay, yay, yay, yay. - That was in the yay, yay, yay, subreddit. (laughing) - R-yay, yay, yay, yay. Thanks to yay, yay, yay, yay, about. - Atlas, they don't enjoy you like I enjoy you. - And-- - That's basically just for you. (laughing) It is a free visual novel dating sim, and which you take a court of copia of girls with different, differently disabled. - Yes, sure. - Physical disablements. - Yes. - Of varying degrees of severity. - Yep, yep, yep. - Which we'll talk about. - We'll talk about it, yeah. - But I really want to jump in right now and be like, one of them is missing their thumb. (laughing) She's in a special school because she's missing one thumb. - So there's your teaser, you probably want to hear it. - We have a pretty... - I'm glad I wasn't the only one. And I read that, and I was like, what? - What? (laughing) - It's just, they love video games in Japan. And if you're missing one thumb, you can't play most of them. (laughing) - Pro-competitive three-letter days are over. (laughing) - She's really good at Mario part of the other than that. (laughing) So that's the third episode. Please come back. And let's see, until then, what we really need are more five-star iTunes reviews. It's the biggest marketing place, we need it. So please, go to iTunes, find Tadpog, subscribe, get the show a five-star rating, and write a review. And if there's a game you want us to play, guess how she went for a certain episode, a Patreon request, include that in your five-star written review, and we promise we will get to that. - Eventually. - Don't worry guys, like Tyler said, we're gonna be back, that was super flat, it was like, let's just get this over, that's what that was. - Don't worry, we're gonna be back. - We're gonna be back. In the meantime, you'll find us at tadpog.com where shout-outs are, you wasted all of your excitement on four pizzas. - In no thumb. (laughing) - Four pizzas. - Find some. - If I ever write a sitcom that you like, help me make, produce, that's what it's gonna be called, four pizzas in no thumb. It's going to be about, it's gonna be about strippers in Arizona. (laughing) - Tricking shack soda. - You damn straight, let's get some. - Can't hold that bottle without a thumb, it's too big. - It is. - It's like a, hold it like a baby. - No, you're using your thumb. (laughing) - See. - That almost ruined our sound board, so proud of you. Oh my God, you've never been hotter. (laughing) - You can also find us on Facebook. - You're welcome. - At Facebook.com/dadpog, there's a lot of cool people there doing a lot of cool shit. Thanks for the feedback on the eating, we're gonna eat. Eaters, eaters gonna eat, that's so good. (laughing) - That's what we're gonna do. - Coming left. - If you send us four frozen pizzas from Kroger, we'll stack that shit on top of each other and eat it. (laughing) And I feel like that's absolutely gonna happen 'cause those are super fucking cheap. - Oh yeah. - It's just a matter of, oh it's gonna cost like four times you're not gonna ship it though. - To ship it, yeah. - 'Cause I'm not eating some fucking unfrozen. - Or send us Kroger gift cards that we exclusively have. - Four dollars on a Kroger gift card. - Right on the card at a Sharpie. Four pizza only. (laughing) - Void purchase otherwise. (laughing) - You can find us on Twitter, we are @dadpog. Underscore podcast, it's cumbersome. I realize, thank you to everybody who retweets us. That's really awesome because that exposes us to your friends who do not wanna know about us. So that's always a great thing. You can call us if you want. Every now and then we do an all calls show. Sometimes when we have time at the end of an episode, we do calls then as well. Give us a voicemail at 270-883-2555. You can also send a text if you want. I'll probably fuck it up, I promise actually, that I'll fuck it up. So there you go. So we have a Patreon, if you would like to donate, if you wanna join the ranks of all the awesome people who already donate, you can do so at patreon.com/dadpog. It's a really cool thing. So thank you, thank you, thank you very much. - It's Thursday, we'll have another episode out. So if you want that, get on that Patreon dollar donation. What's it gonna be, can you tease it? - I wanna run a game. - Oh nice. - I wanna run a game called Everyone is John. - Oh yeah. - Which is a really simple RPG that the way I described it to Tyler was like, it's like Herman's head, but Herman is a crazy man. And you just try to get him, every person plays a voice in John's head, and every player has a goal that they wanna get John to do. - That's fine. - What's the movie that picks our movie recently? - Inside out. - Inside out. - Or it's like inside out of a crazy person. - I haven't seen Inside out. Is that like-- - It's Herman's head, if whoever picks our movie. - All right, so I wanna do that. It's just a matter of doing it. - Yeah. - So I think it'll be fun. - Yeah, I agree. - You guys, I mean, how long are you guys in? - It's okay, probably. - It'll probably be gone. - Yeah, okay, well. - If there's anything you wanna send us, if there's more delicious, quote unquote foods, or foods you wanna have as experience, more food to just experience, or if we get a game in the mail, it gets top priority, or anything like that, if we wanna send us. Yeah, unless you're Matt Barker. - Right. - Yeah, otherwise. - Oh, we don't have the system to play at all. - But we're, yeah, we don't have the system, it's true. But we're 3D.heroes in 2016. It's happening. - We'll see. - 'Cause we know once we're done, he won't ever listen again, so. - I think that bridge, we've crossed that. - I don't think, one and every 25 posts he'll like, other than that, I don't see much anymore. - Matt, buddy, if you're listening still, let me know. (laughing) - God love you. - So if you wanna send us something, please send it to Tadpog Studios, Cara of Nicole Nance, PO Box 3785, Paducah, Kentucky 42002. We're also on Instagram now at Tadpog_podcast. Yes, it's a private group, I'm on top of it though. So, Matt, once I make sure you're not a bot, or a crazy person, and I'll accept it at your right end, you can see all the weird pictures. - So many. - So many pictures. - Mostly pictures of like, food, games, and cute stuff Ken has gotten, so. - Yeah. - 'Cause that's what's on my phone, and I try to put something up every day. - Baby girl. - Galen. - Mm-hmm. - Our theme song. - Moves by Second Ward Drive. - Nice, we're gonna link to that track be found. - Uh, on the website? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Close enough, yeah. - All right. - Jacob, I'm gonna pick up the slack. - In the show notes, on Tadpog.com. - Thank you. - I knew the name of the theme song, this time you guys, it's gonna look very good. - Baby steps. - Baby steps. - And it was quick too. - Yeah. - You're ready for it. - Like you'd rehearsed it for two hours all the way over or something. - Did you look it up, like, right before? - Yeah, was that what the-- - Was that the phrase? - Was it the phrase? - No. - That's absolutely what happened. I feel very confident that that's what happened. - If you type into Google theme song for Tadpog, it just shrugs, so I know that's not what happened. - It says, "Did you mean Tadpog?" - Right. - Yeah, Tadpog inks is what comes up on iTunes, and everybody tries to search for it. - Damn it. - How'd you guys up close this out? - Getting us an every turn. - I guess with a song. - With a song? All right, so we'll sing our outro to watch tune. - Wonderwall. - Wonderwall. - Neither, I was thinking the same thing. - All right. - Refresh me. ♪ How many lives are living strange ♪ ♪ How many banks and people change ♪ ♪ Where you, where we, we're getting high ♪ - Oh, okay, okay. ♪ Someday you will find me ♪ ♪ I'm in need of length like ♪ - That's champagne supernova. - ♪ Champagne supernova ♪ - Would you not wonderwall? - No, it might say lots on it. - I would love more than that though. - What do you think? - What do you got to the chorus? I was like, "Yeah, that's Wonderwall." (laughing) - I didn't even know. - Me neither. 'Cause I said the wrong one, so I was like, "That's the other Oasis song, you stupid Southern two." (laughing) - So dealer's choice, we just get to sing it in the tune to any Oasis song that we want. - We're taking Oasis, so we are throwing the others. - Beyond Oasis, whatever, it's fine. That's my maximum exposure. - I like it. - So until next time. ♪ Traveling ♪ ♪ Traveling ♪ - Yeah. - That's good. - My ears hurt though. - Yeah, since that was not pleasant. - Pretty bad. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) - Hi, my name is Galen, I'm a stupid Southern Jew.