Happy In The Past Saint Patrick’s Day! In celebration of this holiday, we are doing a TODPOG episode on Sorcery Saga: The Curse of the Great Curry God. We have a lot of side conversation about Suikoden. Tyler rants about the last episode of Season 2 Friday Night Lights. We agree on the name of Kanye West’s next album.
TADPOG: Tyler and Dave Play Old Games
Ep. 297 – Sorcery Saga: The Curse of the Great Curry God
Hi there, listener. You're about to experience Tadpog, Tyler and Dave played games, and there will be plenty of game talk. But also, copious amounts of crude, off-color, offensive, and immature speech. So if you are of a rather sensitive, humor constitution, or just letting you know what you're in for with this show, it has games. It has jokes. You know, just games and jokes. Take the games, take the jokes, and have a good time. Hello Internet, and welcome to another Tadpog podcast. It's a show that happens twice a week. We're two old guys. Yeah, not really an old game. But we're talking about taking them to that game. It's a game. I have no idea how old it is. It's, I bet, I mean, to all okay, today, today we're doing, because have we really done a Tadpog? I guess he was in the storm or sort of a Tadpog. Yeah. So I'll act really, really bored while you explain this game to me. Well, I just like, Phil was there. I was fun. I didn't have a place. Same with what's that space simulator that we that you and FTL? Yeah. Yeah. Same place FTL. Like, that was Wiley Josh and you. And I'm just like, I got nothing, nothing here. That's a good game, though. That's someone's heroes of the store. You should play with me sometime. That should be our trade off of a stinking because it's like spoilers. We're going to be talking about sweeping in a couple weeks. And I was thinking, well, that should be the trade off. It's like, speaking of, so we can in 20 hours. So you need to play 20 hours. Here's the storm with me. That's worth it. No, no, that's worth it. That's worth it. And that will also make that deal for swinking in two. So damn, I'm on board. I'll send you my referral, like. Swinking in two, I think, is one of the, swinking in one I love. I think it is in, it is a top tier RPG. Yeah. But I think swinking in two is one of the best RPGs ever made out of all the electric boogaloo. Yeah. Out of all of it. It's got, I bet it's played the best RPG sequel ever made. Like, I think it is an, it is an amazing game start to finish. How many of those are there? No. There are five console so we can ends. Well, five, so we can in one through five, so we can in tactics, and so we can in decreases for DS sharp decline, would you say, or plateau, or what's the? Well, let's see, because one, very good, two makes the game amps up for three is when they start getting into 3D. And the only thing I didn't, the story behind three, fantastic, fucking great. All the characters, everything about it is great. And I love how what Swinking in does is they start off in one part of the world, and they briefly mention the game, other parts of the world. So then the next game will take place in one of the places that they mention, and then we'll, there's a very good job of referring back to the last. So there's like continuity? Yeah. Are they all like, it's all like, direct sequels to one another? They all five is a prequel to one. So they do start doing weird shit later on. A little bit. And I say weird shit, but I mean like George Luke is style shit. Yeah. Because like, well, I could, I could go into this for a long time, but it's a hard fog. I don't have to play Swinking in now. I almost tricked you into doing a hard fog. Because Sweden one and two, the battles are very quick. Six person battles that are just very fast paced. Yeah. Three changes it up because now it's in three dimensions. So the battles take a lot longer because like you put select and then where that person goes, and then you have to, depending on where they go, they need to be careful about your area effects and things like that. So battles, I was turned off because I'm used to the fast pace. So we could and now they were more tactical. So then it's, yeah, it's a, it's a big shift. Jacob still loved it. Yeah. Because I also, I wasn't super driven to play it because I sat there and I watched Jacob play all this weekend in three. So when I went back, I was like, you already know did this. Yeah, you know the story. And that's like a big draw for you, right? Yeah. So the, the best element though is you get all the characters in one, save that data, import that data to two, then in swinking in two, you can recruit the hero from one and get special perks and anyone that was in one comes back in two, the same level with their equipment and things like that. So that's cool. It's a very cool system. And then if you get all the characters in two and then import it to three, and then in three, it unlocks the villain's storyline. So after you finish the main story, you can then play through as the villains to the end. So it unlocks an additional story. A whole other, it's like, because there'll be like a sphere of like lights and then every now and then and some are dulled out like as a menu system, basically, because there are three main heroes in Sweden, three and you play through as each one, they all come together. And then eventually like another one unlocks and that's like a guy who there's a debate about it. I think that guy is the true main character in swinking in, but like the whole series, it will each each swinking in has 108 stars and each, but each star has a name and that person, if that person was that star in one, they're that star in two again. Like each star has a name and each name means something. So everyone has a place. Like Dave or something like that? Like like 10, I think like 10 Kai star is always like the hero. The hero is always the 10 Kai star. And then like the the guy who star is then something else. Like that is person that's usually someone who is a heavy hitter. Like then it's they're further categorized if you look at the stone tablet with everybody's names on it. Okay, the line trap star. It's always the same. So then like like the then that fourth thing lights up and you play through as him, which he is the the main character slot, although in the story, see me the story, he has a less important part to play. But the same time, he is sort of the factor that unites everybody. So there's a lot of debate about that. But then nothing happens with that like last slot that doesn't light up until you beat it. If you have your imported data, yeah, then you play through as the twist because you there's a twist at the end finding out who the villain is. So then once you beat it, then that lights up and you play through, you see his entire story, you play through some of the same battles and things like that, but you see from his perspective. Yeah, you see why he made these decisions and why he is the villain now and things like that. Very, very cool. Interesting. That's in three, you said? That's in three. Four is considered the the bad one. Okay. As much as I love sweetening, I couldn't keep playing four. Really? Jacob played it through to the end and I want to try it again and I can probably play it through the end now. But it has a lot to do with sea travel. And it was like, I was just pressing up on a field of blue for a very, very long time. And I got burnt the fuck out. Five is supposedly great. I can't find it anywhere. It's really expensive now. What did it come out for? PS2. Okay. Jacob said he has it somewhere, but he can't find it. If he can't find it, I know I'm not going to be able to play it. Yeah. And then so we can in tactics, I have it. It is here somewhere. I have not played it yet. I hear it's not great. To creases, I hear is really, really good. But the it looks. Does it take place in the dry cleaner and like the creases, but it is more like, it looks like tactics. I don't know if it plays like tactics, but the gravity tactics. Yeah, the graphic style is like, it's all isometric and tile grid it out. The way the characters walk and things like that, it does look very similar to tactics. Cool. But today, we are talking about five games, five games in the series, tactics and decreases. So that's seven years, let's say they're all on an average of 20 hours, so you're going to owe me like 140 hours. If we play through the whole series. Yeah. I think I think once you play one, you will enjoy it. And then once you get over what I mean, spoilers off in the first place. I try playing one. Yeah. Once you if you get, if you can get over that, because it doesn't happen again in two, two has a better sound effect. I'll find the hacked version, where they actually put a legit dragon sound instead of elephant noises.com. It was like you could tell what one had to be the cover art is terrible. Like it had to be it was super low budget. Yeah. Well, I do spoiler, I mean, I wanted to save this good, good quality, quality podcasting from when we actually do talk about Suikoden. But when I did play it, like, and the dragon, the dragon roared, and it just it sounded like I was fighting Dalsim on Street Fighter 2. Yeah, it was straight up. I was like, oh, add power button. We're done. I mean, that's pretty close to the beginning. So yeah. All right. Sorry. So what the fuck are we talking about today? Today's a game that I played because I was it's for the PlayStation Vita. I got the Vita for Persona 4 Golden and Taraway, and that but after I bought it and after I beat Persona 4 and then played 3, I was like, I really gained a love for the Vita. I think the Vita is fantastic. Yeah, you've you've eventually I will preach to anybody that the Vita I think the Vita is a better system than the DS. It just doesn't have the library. Yeah. But I was looking to build my library. So I just I've completely went in for Christmas. I went in blind to Amazon, saw my recommended games on all PS all the PS Vita games on Amazon. I got all 18. Well, it's the only place you can find them. There's not me. I think for that one Christmas, I got like 12 different Vita games that were recommended to me games that the genre was sort of in my wheelhouse and had like four or five stars. And then this was one of them. So this is sorcery saga, the curse of the great Curry God, but I know like this would be a good Toddpog because I know you'll never play it. You probably like you shouldn't waste your time on it. Oh, really? It's spoilers? It's not no, it's not a bad game. You just know. I don't enjoy it. Your your game time is more precious than spending on this, which is I do like curry though. I love curry too. I mean, it's an important element. But like, like, okay, so my first question to you would be how much curry is there in this game? There's an endless amount of curry. Does it come with actual curry? It'll make you really want to eat curry though. But I already really want to eat curry. You want to eat more and you'll want to try some of the curry recipes you see in the game. Oh, they give you curry recipes? Yeah, that's part of that. Your power system is like, well, you make your own curry out of items you find in the dungeon. And then when you make the curry, the better you make the curry, and then it gives you stat bonuses and stuff like that, depending on what kind of curry you make. So you make curry in this game? Is that a skill that you build up? Or is it like a mini game? Or is it luck? How good the curry is? It's luck. I feel like it's luck. How good the curry is. It might have to do with the ingredients. So it's not a mini game. It's not like you gather all the ingredients for curry and then you play math blaster for 15 minutes. You just select all the ingredients and then put them together and see what you get. Because it's all outside of the dungeon crawling, there's nothing else. So straight up Final Fantasy 11 style. You point in direction, you pick a direction on the compass, point that way, and then hope that it actually makes you. Because you can fail and get gross curry that poisoned you. Is it named gross curry? What is it named? It's like, maybe it's spell your curry or something like it's yeah. It looks super gross. Can that be the name of our next podcast? So but before I delve into that game, I'm your beard host Tyler. And in the flavor of Toddpog, here's another show that I know I've also talked to you about like how great it is, but I don't really think you may never you may never watch it. And I may have talked about this before. Okay. But it's been a long time. I don't know how much because I'm going to spoil the show of it if I was holding back at one point. Okay, so you're about to spoil the show. I'm about to spoil season two of Friday night lights. Yeah, I'm never going to watch it. I didn't think you're going to bother me doing that. I didn't think you would. So like how much forward does someone need to go? If they're if they're like in the middle of season two, Friday night lights. I don't know. I can rant about like 10 minutes maybe, maybe. All right, fast forward 10 minutes. All right, if you're really good sir, because it is the only Friday night lights is an amazing show. It's a fantastic show. I have heard that. Except for this stupid, stupid storyline they do. I don't remember you. Yes. I think I briefly talked about it. Yes. I don't know what to talk about in the mics or not. I can't remember either. If I talk about the mics, it was like a long time ago. Yes. And I coupled it with the other show that I love that had one stupid story line they tried to forget about just like this one because I talked about eyes with the storyline and what where they give prisoners pills that make them age their sentences. All right. So and they just dropped that like fuck. This was really stupid. And it's well, I feel like that's why they're inverted out light season two. So spoiler am I rant about how fucking awful, nonsensical, stupid, and how it nearly ruined the show for me. Like I wanted to quit watching it because I was like, fuck, this is really stupid. This is really bad. Like I called Jacob Jacob was like, dude, just push through. I know exactly what you're talking about. I feel these exact things power through sounds like this really grinds your gears. Yeah. This is this is this is the grinds my gear segments because a Friday night lights is a show about a high school Texas high school football team. And I don't know nothing about football. I don't enjoy football, but I enjoyed varsity blues. So this is on that sort of a similar wavelength. Only it's more on definitely not watching the show. It's way more heartfelt, but it's that kind of thing we don't have to know anything about football, but you're like, yeah, okay. I think that got pretty hard. I can get behind that. It's like you just absolved the game from ever watching this show because it's like I fucking hate varsity blues. So thank you. Yeah. Well, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. But in in season two. So there's a character who this pisses Blake off so much when I say that because he would go on things about like, who is celebrity lookalike is? And he'll be like, no, no, no, actually, I mean, I'm not going to put my own horn, but I get Brad Pitt a lot. I'm like, no, no, no, Blake, you look like Landry from Friday Night lights. Go ahead and look that up. I expect a chuckle whenever the picture pops up because I mean, he does, but the he is, but Landry is not attractive, man. I thought you were going to say Landry is a Pokemon character. Landry looks like Blake if his charisma was drained like eight points. I'm looking it up right now. Landry. Friday night. Oh, that's like Friday night lights. He's in jail apparently. Oh, that's a Google search. All right. Okay. All right. Okay. I see it. So whenever he says something along those lines on Facebook, I am Facebook. I immediately had to post that picture of Landry and I'm just gonna fuck you. Yeah. Or the IAF is always the immediate reply. I don't think he's not an ugly dude. I'll show you some other pictures later. Oh, okay. I'll show you some photos where he's sucking some cock. Yeah. Now that'd make him more attractive. I'd be like, Blake, look who you look like. But I mean, his character is kind of kind of a loser. He is like the tag along best friend to Brandon Sander. Not Brandon Sander. Brandon Sander. It's called Brandon Heath to Serenson, who is like the second string quarterback. Okay. Because of a tragedy, suddenly becomes the first string quarterback. And he's not super great, but they make it work. Was the first string quarterback lock from lost? That would be awesome if it was. But it's funny you make that because like the tragedy is similar to the two. Yeah. No, I do that. Okay. Yeah. I was just making a bad joke. I was just making a tasteless joke. That'd be it. If someone wants to recut that, that'd be an amazing first episode. But and then suddenly like Serenson's more popular, so Langer becomes more popular. He's suddenly on the football team, but he's like low men on the totem pole, kind of a loser. He falls in love with like the bad girl in the school. Deaudry. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. And like, so this girl, like she doesn't, I mean, she makes him basically, he quiet about it. And you know, when they actually do start getting together and stuff like that. Secret boyfriend. And there is, there's this scene, because it's just like a high school, I mean, it's nothing like super, super heavy, you know, except for the tragedy of the very first episode. It's just sort of like heartfelt, good comedy and drama. But there's this one point where the bad girl character, I don't know, I can't remember her name at the moment. I want to say it's hope, but I don't want to be wrong. Let's just call her Audrey. Audrey. Okay. So Audrey, she runs away from home or something, and Landry is upset, upset about her doing it. So he follows after her. And there's a guy who tried, a guy who tries to rape her, and she gets away from him. And then you don't see anything happen from it again. But like, there's some sort of like stalking element. And then at the end, and then season two, like he shows up again and tries to rape her again. And this guy can't get enough. Yeah. Yeah. Of attempted rape. And so Landry kills him. Landry kills him with a brick, hits him in the head until he is dead. And then they freak out, what are they going to do? So then like this, it's just such a weird thing that, okay, okay, Landry murdered somebody in this high school drama about football. Okay. So then they go through this whole thing about like disposing of the body. And they get rid of the body. And then Landry's dad is a cop. So then like, he has to investigate it. Landry's all like, they're going to find out, we murdered this guy, if we were justified in doing it, but we murdered this guy. Had the writers been watching a lot of Dexter at the time. Possibly. If you had just started it right there and like changed the names around to like Deborah or whatever, like I would have been like, oh yeah, man, I missed this episode of Dexter, but it sounds good. But what so what I think the writers kind of paint themselves into a corner with it. Like, what the fuck are we going to do? We had Landry murder a dude, and then the two of them get rid of the body and swear a pact of secrecy. And then the customer courtroom with the judge murder is legal. Bang, bang, bang. Well, what they do is they let Landry's dad find out. And he doesn't want his son to go to jail. So then he takes all the evidence, puts it in Landry's car that they because the cops look into it and find evidence against Landry. His dad figures it out, puts all the evidence in a car, drives the car in the middle of nowhere, sets the car on fire, walks away, story point never addressed ever again. I didn't know. I don't think I don't think you did tell me about this. Oh, because I remember like, this does not makes fucking sense and it's not even well written or well done or well, like, where are they going to go with their characters after this? Like, where did they go with their characters after that? They just sort of act like it didn't happen. Like they like like, this is too weird. We can't be together now. And then they just both learn along their character arcs. But I can't also can't help but feel like you murder somebody so they don't get raped because you're in love with them. And then you're supposed to the body together, you're sort of tied together forever. You got history. That's for sure. Was the guy, was the attempted rapist? Was he like a character on the show? Or was he just a guy who showed up? Now, what I think would be interesting is they like go a couple seasons, let you forget about that. And then like, that's one of that, like a family member of that guy. His mom says the mentality to do it. Like Fallout 4. Yes. Exactly. His, his mom gets out of cryo freeze and goes searching for her rapist son. And that's how she refers to him. So that's that part of an otherwise, I think like one of my favorite shows of all time, otherwise that huge black eye that I just like don't understand why or how or why why why it was greenlit? Why they thought it was a good idea? Because then as soon as that's over, then, okay, okay. Now we're all back to normal, great writing. How long do that show go on? Five seasons, I think. Yeah, okay. And I think in the final season, because like the coach and the coach's wife, the ghost comes back, the ghost to the rapist comes back. That was gonna be season six and I can't think I can't. Because the best pictures on the show really are the coaches and his wife. And his wife is, I'm blanking on her name at the moment, but she's the redhead from American Horror Story season one. Craig T. Nelson. Craig T. It a wig. He's a drag. And she's also, she plays Nikki in Spin City. Okay. And I know who you're talking about. I don't know what's her name in Nashville now. I don't know why. I could remember it in their time, but right now, so Kyle, what's his name? He's also Blackthorn. Kyle Blackthorn. Kyle Blackthorn and Craig T. Nelson starred a football drama. That would be amazing. Coast are your rapist ghost. That's a family guide. They're forced to live at a house together. That's like the South Park. All the walruses take all the balls to organize it for the family. But that's my answer. That's my rant. What's up, Internet? I am Dave. I am your best spectacle host. And I haven't done this or said that in a long time, because we have had, up to this point, stacks on stacks on stacks of packages. I hear there's more. I think there I know. I know of three more on the way. That's great. They cannot get here soon. So if you didn't like this, then don't worry. It's almost over. Although I got it. Look, listeners, this isn't, this is an honest to God request. Because I don't know what you tell her. I've received like no feedback on when we eat things on the show. But people send us, keep sending us things. So I assume that they like it. I listened to Wednesday's show and was like, I got a fast forward through this. We were eating the chicken tendies. I was like, I can't. I just can't do it. Yeah, we're funny. I'm sure 30 seconds. So anyway, yeah, I haven't done this a long time. You would think that I would have like a plethora, like intro stories to choose from. But I also think, I don't know. I think people trying food is just it might not be super appealing to us. But I know like, it's a huge thing. It's a huge thing, especially on YouTube, like Red and Link have fucking built an empire on Red and Link. Red and Link. I'm not familiar with Red and like from Zelda. Yep. It's from Gone with the Wind and Zelda. So may have, I've always one of those two things to come together. No, they have a extremely high production YouTube channel where there's, they, one of their, in their umbrella is Good Mythical Morning. And most of the times in Good Mythical Morning, they are trying different kinds of foods to see how they are or blind tastings, if they can identify stuff or just try these extreme foods and how much of the video do you feel like comes into play? Because like, I can see like video making that like an appealing thing. I think the video makes it better. But if I was listening to it and they were like vocal enough, yeah, it'd be okay. All right. Okay. Look, I am not saying I don't want to do it anymore because I definitely want to do it because I love eating the fucking food that comes in. I'm just curious what people think like because I literally have received no feedback. Yeah. So please like Twitter or the, or the Facebook comments for this episode. Please let us know. Yeah. Let us know what you think. I mean, we're going to keep doing it regardless of what you say. But I have curious because the only negative thing I got was that we were crunching those hub and arrows like right into the mic. And I get that. I get that. That wasn't saying don't not, you know, don't stop eating them. Just lean back from the mic. But also that some people's, I mean, that's a bigger thing. Yeah. That's their, that's their fetish. So I scrape the bottom of the barrel, like I had checked all around the barrel and under the barrel and I flipped it over to see if I could find the story. This is what I got. This is all I got. Okay. There is a, by the time this airs, the first rounds will be over, but there is a Heroes of the Storm college tournament called Heroes of the Storm, which I look stupid when you're telling me about that yesterday. You did not look stupid. Everyone, you did that, you had the same reaction. Everybody who does not know that I hate that about the tournament has had. And I mean, it wasn't the exact response, but it's like everyone thinks that this tournament, which is called Heroes of the Storm, everybody that I have sent a message to about it or had mentioned it to thinks it's an autocorrect. And it's one of those things where it's like, some people, I just let it go with you. However, you're lucky enough where you, it was hilarious. I was trying to make jokes that you were like, no, it's a thing. No, your jokes were like dead on because it's like, yeah, Heroes of the Storm, you're like, that'd be like, that'd be like a really funny name for a college tournament. Yeah, that's what it is. That's exactly what it is. So it's a tournament and like in the spirit of March Madness, there are brackets. They have a bracket tournament. So the viewers at home can play along in a chance for big money, big prizes. And I was filling mine in. I am a fucking dork because you can fill it out online, like on their site. But there's a notice that says, your selections are final on the site. You can't make your rough draft. Exactly. Thank you. So I'm not a total crazy dude. Making it final, no, you have to do a rough draft. So I did a rough draft. So what I did was I found a blank bracket template that I printed off. I'm putting from some tournament called that insa, insa in car. Apparently, it's something they just used to do in Central America, the Incos. I don't know. So I printed out a blank bracket and I was in my off time at work. I was, you know, filling it in. Someone I worked with came in and saw me and they said, oh, you filling out your bracket? I was like, yep, did not even enter my mind that he like, like, here's my thought. Man, this guy is cool. He doesn't have the heroes of the dorm tournament. I didn't even, I didn't even know that he played the heroes. So you got to do about it. So just la, la, la, I'm just filling it out. You want to get on the office pool? There's an office pool? Yeah, man. So I continue to fill it out just, you know, happy or whatever. And he says, where have you put UK? And I'm like, you could, by the way, UK does not have a presence in heroes of the dorm. Oothgar Crimson Park? Nowhere. So I, for a moment, I pause and I was like, I've got two options. I could either own up and I am not filling out a March Madness bracket or I can just let it ride. I chose to let it ride and I, no, no, not a good call because since then he has come in my office to talk about the games that I am not watching. I have no fucking clue. And it's like record this, like, so from like a Todd Margaret style. Because it's like, he was talking about a game today that I had no fucking clue about. And I was just trying to be like, I was trying to conversate with them like in the most general basketball terms that I knew because I was like, how are the free throws in that game? Or are there a lot of layups? I don't know. I bet there were a lot of picks set. So yes, that's that's with copious amounts of traveling. That's that's my story. I am putting way too much effort in this that this like the odds of getting a bracket, right? Because Blizzard's got this tournament going on, like for the bracket challenge. If you the person who gets the most accurate bracket wins $10,000. I do not expect them into $10,000 at all. But what Blizzard's so like good at manipulating me that they're like, don't worry about it. Top 500, they get a free heroes of the store of skid and I am under the delusion that I could be the top 500 brackets. Maybe I don't think so. Those are like, but like bracket odds are like fucking astronomical. I mean, just go just call up Nate Silver. I mean, get some get some of the like algorithms and stuff to set up. Like it's fine. Look up because what John Oliver did in episode about all of those like one day fantasy football sites. Yeah, the gambling sites. Yeah. Yeah. And it's half because they're they're completely unregulated. You're right. 100% of regular. Right. Right. Right. Now. It's so fucked up. Yeah. And like in other states, like they have worked through loopholes and things like that to avoid everything. So like, it's such a it's a fucking stupid awful thing to do. Like it talks about people winning so much. It's like, it's like a small handful of statistics, geniuses that I've got onto this and that and they're making the million dollars. Oh, you heard about he may have he may have covered this as well, but I heard that people from one company, they were taking their analytics and using that information to make teams on the on the competitors. And they were doing this both ways. That's good. So I don't know. I don't know how that works out in the end, but I do know that. I mean, some people probably made everybody get screwed. All the customers get screwed. So unless you're working for them or a stats genius, don't fucking worry about it. I have not heard because like those two companies were like really big and draft teams and something else. Yeah, I can't remember a draft Kings. I know for sure. You're right. But I haven't heard a thing from them recently. I know they're really coming under fire for a lot of their shit. So well, I read I read the full rules to the Blizzard Heroes of the Dorm bracket challenge. And I'm feeling here's like, okay, it's limited to the United States. So that's good. It's better already knock out. Everybody has Koreans out of there. That's right. Yeah, no chance against them. And there's also, I guess, states that have strict gambling laws. So it like knocks five states out. So I'm like, all right, I'm only competing with 40 people and 45 other states that it can't stop them from entering. But what I think Blizzard's banking on that, they're like, please let someone from the state we can't pay when. But $2,000, it's like, that's 30 minutes of, wow. Yeah, so it used to be. Yeah, I mean, still, I mean, it's still big. I still wonder. I still want to know what what their gross is. But okay, that's all I got. I think that was good. That's all I got. That was good. So tell me about sorcerer sorcery, I'm sorry, sorcery saga, colon. Yep. The curse. Yep. Of the curry god. Great curry god. Is the prequel just the curry god? Yes. The mediocre, the blessing of the mediocre curry god. What is the name of the great curry god? Great curry god. That's it. Okay. To my knowledge. Does he have a temple dish or she have a temple? It's like a sky, a heaven, like a heavenly tower or something like that. It's the bonus dungeon, which, but it's the name of a cult for sure. Yeah, definitely. But so sorcery saga, the curse of the great curry god is a very, very, very Japanese style roguelike grid dungeon crawler. Okay. So it starts off, you play, you were playing pooparoo. She is a a magical girl who goes to like magical school. And whenever you're going to graduate the magical school, you have to go to this one tower, climb to the top and get this orb and bring it back. Then you graduate, you skip, you skipped over pooparoo pooparoo, like, P-U-R-U-R-U. Pooharoo. Pooharoo. Okay. So not a baby kangaroo with the squirts. Right. Pooharoo. That was the weirdest episode of Winnie the Pooh. I saw a kid. Pooharoo. The one where Roo just shat all up in his mom's vagina. Oh. You're welcome. That's what a k-group, how she is, right? Yeah. It's just like an external vagina. I'm assuming. I'm pretty sure. They love it when you reach out in there. They love it. Okay. So you've got to go get the temple and do the thing. Because you go and you play through like, I think the temple is like five floors long, but it's roguelike. And every time you start a dungeon, you are level one, you have like no equipment, you know, or whatever equipment you bought into town, in town, and then go in with. That's all you have. So throughout the course of the dungeon, you are killing things and leveling up and taking loot and then figuring out what you're getting quipped, what items you can use. Okay. And it resets each time you go into a dungeon. If you leave the dungeon and come back, you start off level one again. Interesting. Okay, that's a cool concept. I like that. It's kind of like a roguelike in that regard. Yeah. And there are some items that will carry over. What happens if you die in there? You lose everything. Okay. So you start off level one. Okay. There is a checkpoint halfway through usually where you can go back to town because like inventory management is key. Got you. And then so you can go back and unload and go back again. And then you're level one when you come back? No. Not if you use the checkpoint. Okay. Okay. But if like if you die or you can use an or use an exit potion accidentally, you go back. Yeah. And then you're level one again. So at the bottom. Got you. So how many times can you use a checkpoint? Can you is it unlimited use? You can't go back down. Once you go up a floor, you can't go back down. Got you. How many floors are there? It depends. It depends on the dungeon. Like the first one's like five. And then I think it goes the next one's like then 20, 30, 40, and then 50 on the standard game. So far, I like the sound of this. The bonus dungeon is like 200 floors. Yeah, I don't know about all that. But I mean, so I like this core concept. Yeah. And then at the top of the tower where you would find the orb, you instead find this weird looking rabbit monster named Koo K-U-U. Okay. And then because the you as the player cannot understand Koo, but poo-ru can. Okay. So like she's what did you do? And it just shitters at you. You ate the orb. Now I can't graduate. And then it like burps and vomits up a book. Okay. She's like, okay, maybe this will do. She goes back down. They're like, you failed. No, this guy ate it. Doesn't matter. You didn't come back with it. You failed. Go back home. So then she goes back to like her hometown with this book. And it turns out it's a book of curry recipes that she gets. She likes looking through it. She gets very invested in it. When she goes back to her hometown, she goes to her favorite curry shop. Okay. And it's like then this is sort of the anime tropey, like small humble person who makes like the best curry, but like has no customers or whatever. And she has to protect them from ninjas who harass them on a regular basis. Sort of. Someone harasses them. Big curry comes into town like corporate curry. I think the corporate curry chain. That's what it's called. Big curry. It's it's something like they talk about the corporate curry chains that are ruining curry and things like that. I can't remember what it's called. It's is it by curious? Now we have to open it. And we serve it in either a vagina-shaped dish or a dick-shaped dish. Yeah. One what is easier to eat out of to the other? The other you just have to like take like a bong and just or it's sauce. It's actually sauce. But then like the corporate curry restaurant is putting him out of business. Sure. And then she opens that book. She's like maybe we can find something here to give you some new delicious curries that can help you out in your business. And like at the end of the book, she finds the recipe for the legendary curry that can like it can it's so delicious and like supposedly it grants special powers and you get like wishes and things like that. I never had curry like that. It sounds great. And then but she's been into town and the book attracts the attention of like this witch who kind of helps you interpret some of the book that you can understand. Were you censoring yourself then or is she legit witch? No, she's legit. Okay. Yeah. I'm all about censorship. Ryan's home with you hear that burn. There's the high rise garage door. And so she helps you interpret the book and basically tells you oh here's here are all the recipe components. So then you have to go to all the various dungeons in the area to beat the boss and get the legendary curry recipe. Okay. The golden carrot and you know shit like that. So but at the same time, then there is another sort of anime trope. There is a evil, evil in quotes perverted in quotes wizard who is not. Certainly. But he is a wizard who wants the legendary curry for his own evil nefarious but he's very Tobias like and all the things that he says end up being taken as being perverted but he doesn't mean them like that. Got you. And then as you're going to like the first dungeon, Pururu meets up with like the king of demons who is just like this anime, typical anime character but has like horns and he falls in love with Pururu and does everything he wants to try and be with her and she tells him essentially the fuck off. She's not interested and he becomes obsessive and he is someone who basically trails you throughout the whole course of the game. And then he has his fiance who is like this Catherine. Catherine. Well, she's like this attractive, large breasted, scannily clad woman who of course hates Pururu now. She's taking her fiance. Yeah. And he doesn't under she doesn't understand why he'd ever want to be with a flat, chested girl like that. I don't understand it either. Quote unquote. So like the first dungeon. His fiance sounds great. What's the other girl got? Did she just talk to rabbits? Yeah. Fuck that. We're right at monsters. So like you can set at your home. That's when you there are some items that are a certain color that you can keep in and out of dungeons. Okay. So like your your weapon and your shield and a select amount of one use items you can take take with you. Okay. And then and everything else gone. Gone. Okay. In town, then you have the option like it's really expensive but you can upgrade, you know, the weapons, the armor and add enchantments onto them and things like that. Okay. All through Coo and but Coo is also like he is basically a glutton monster like he but I've heard he's a pervert. Now the wizard's a pervert. Oh rabbit monster's not a pervert. Fuck the rabbit monster. The rabbit monster. The rabbit monster. I'm already off because the whole thing sort of revolves around Coo being constantly hungry. Okay. So when you go on the then from this point on, he accompanies you in all the dungeons and follows you around and he is sort of like your backup. He still attacks enemies and things like that too. So all of the weapons and things and armor and items and scrolls and things like that you find in the dungeon, you can then feed the Coo. If you don't want them, feed them to him. He's your fat chocobot or basically and then like the more items you give him, he levels up and then depending on the item that you give him, he will gain skills and traits and and things like that. So then you kind of pick what I couldn't what things you want to give him based on the items. I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it because it's like I assume you feed him everything that's going to disappear when you leave the dungeon, right? Yep. I couldn't do that because I would, man, that sounds well, you can also like, they're also like if you have a plus five sword and you get a plus one knife, you won't want to get it to Coo, but then you use like you can also, it's kind of the thing like you have to get the skill on Coo as soon as you can, which is to where you can upgrade things for free in the dungeon. Like upgrade your armor? Yeah. Normally you can only do it outside of town and it's expensive, but there is there are some equipment that can give Coo the ability to do it for free in the dungeon. You have to feed him something and to give him a certain item, but if you feed him that and then you go throughout the whole rest of the dungeon taking your equipment, then you can keep and just upgrade upgrade upgrade. Like in the game, I had like a plus 42 sword, like you just want to keep throwing on enchantments and items and you can combine things like that to your weapons and your shield. Your sword and your shield are basically those, that's your equipment. Only two things you have to worry about. Only two things you have to worry about. I don't, you know how bad I am with consumables? Like I would be so afraid to feed Coo something that like I would turn out was like, nope, you needed that. You needed those 58 black feathers you collected. You get a lot, I mean, because then you also get curry ingredients. So some of those you want to feed him, but then others you take like five of them and make curry. Because you want them. Okay. So the curry gives you abilities. Can you make it? Give if Pueru eats it, then she will get like, depending on the curry, she get a big stat to her strength, health region. She moves twice as fast, all sorts of huge different stats. Different temporary effect? Temporary. Okay. So they're like potions. Yeah. You're like a number of steps. It's all on a grid. So when you step, the enemies step as well, and you can see the grid and everything like that. So to last, depending on what it is or how well you made it is how many steps you'll get out of it. Okay. And then you can also give it to Coo, and he will get those stat bonuses and maybe a skill or whatever. All right. There are also, sometimes you know the items he can take, sometimes he can't, sometimes you throw it and he will level up and gain a skill, but it'll also poison him. And if he dies, I mean, he's down for like 10 steps, then he pops right back up and finds you again. He regenerates. Yep. You don't like them at first, but then you get, you start to love him after like four or five episodes. Yep, exactly. So like you always need, as soon as you can, you have to get the item upgrade bonus on Coo and where he has, where all your shit is automatically identified, because sometimes you'll pick up question mark, question mark, question mark, sword, and you'll have to get like a scroll of identification before you can do anything with it besides feed it to Coo. Okay. But there is a skill you can give him where everything automatically IDs on pickup if he has it. So those two were critical. Everything else, just depending on the situation, like you can get beams where his attack will go throughout the entire like in a straight line for 10 squares and there's some where he's immune to fire attacks and so he's a big kind of stuff. So he can be a big deal. How you set him out, yeah, can be a big deal. I mean, you're going to be the damage dealer for the most part, but you can also like, if you feed him like everything, you can make him like a level 10 times higher than you because all your experience is based on monsters you kill. Okay. And his level doesn't reset. No, you leave a dungeon. You know, it resets as well. Oh shit. Okay. So yeah, his skill, his skills and his level reset as well. So really what you're doing is the goal to progress, I assume, is just to build your sword and your shield up. Yeah. Toward the end of the game. Because they really stay with you. Yeah, so nothing else does. Right. Okay. And then you find tons of different kind of potions and then you carry all resets as well, like everything but those two items. Uh huh. And but it's also very easy to accidentally feed coo your plus 36 sword or shield or there's no are you sure you want to feed coo? Nope. You just chuck it. Yeah. So I fucked up several times doing that. Did you go back to a previous saver? Because you I mean, you can't say between floors or anything. You have to get halfway to be able to go back to town or save or not. Could you like just throw the power on it? Like just be like, Oh, I accidentally fed him the sword power off. I mean, not restart the whole dungeon again, but I could do that. Yeah. So most of the most sometimes you don't want to do that. Sometimes I've done so much shit like this. I can I'll just find another one in really really. Yeah. Wow. That I think I would have quit or I'll accidentally. I did. I did. I didn't beat the bonus dungeon. I ended up quitting at that 200 floors. I got to like 170 and it froze and I quit. I'm just like, no, no, it froze on me two other times like in like a 30 and a 40 that I had to restart all over again. Is that like a known issue with the game? I've read people have some issues with glitchiness and you have to restart. Oh God. So I mean, I ran into it twice, but even twice it's it's it sucks in a roguelike. Sure. It sucks. 200 levels of a dungeon. Yeah. Or I'll accidentally I'll get like I'm almost to the end and I'll accidentally take like a potion that makes me go back to town and then all right. I'll do it all over again. So it's brutal in that regard. It's roguelike quality. It's fucking brutal. Yeah, that's that part sounds awful. Actually, that sounds like a huge turn off for me. But then you can find like special items that you can then unlock like funny little cutscenes and extra things you can do like when you go back to town and then yeah, I mean you'll because if you finish the dungeon, then you go back to town with all of your items and things like that. If you die, you lose all of them when you go back to town. So when you finish it, go back to town. You can sell everything and then buy a bunch of stuff as soon as you get back to upgrade equipment or go and spend that money to upgrade at your home. Okay. Where do you like that? But the story is comical and light-hearted because then like corporate curry guide then hires like a trio of buffoons who are always trying to stop you and like you usually have to fight all of them. The trio always fucks up. You have to fight the evil wizard at one point. You have to fight the demon king and his fiancee at one point. So it's just Puru and Ku trying to versus the world except for the old curry guy I assume. Yeah. And he's just like, thank you. Nice. What's the art style like? I would compare it. I'm trying to think that it's nice looking. It's pretty. It's a very pretty game. I mean, I assume it's anime style. Yeah. It's very, it's modern anime style of art and then in the dungeon, that's when the graphics go down a whole lot because that's when that's when it looks like a newer style like 3D like the actual in-game doesn't look great. But all the cutscenes and talking and things like that are all like, look like hand drawn anime. So like in like in the dungeon, it's like 3D models and stuff like that. Yeah. Okay. Is it voice acted? Yes. But the voice acting is Japanese. Okay. I think you're just I think it's only Japanese. Yeah. Okay. Do you prefer that? By the way, this is a random question. Do you like in games where like because like bravely default you could turn on you could turn on Japanese dialogue with subtitles or you could just do English. I have a preference. I'm going I'm always going to go English. But if it's not an option, it doesn't bother me at all. Okay. I also like English just because it's more convenient because it's like I can eat a sandwich and like watch a cutscene at the same time as opposed to like having my eyes glued on the screen so I don't miss a word. Now, now I usually only watch anime that has that option. So I don't have to be paying strict attention to the screen. Yeah. You know, except for Shippuden. That's fine. I'll I'll watch Naruto Shippuden and it was going the transition between watching the voice acting into the dub was or the subtitles was easy. Like it was it doesn't bother me at all to do that. Yeah. So and a lot of times American or I say American, but English voice acting is usually annoying in comparison to Japanese voice acting. The Japanese voice across the board for anime and games, Japanese voice acting usually sounds better than English voice acting. Yeah, I think that I think like dubs have gotten like so much better than when I watched anime in the 90s because like there's some like I remember when I started watching anime in the 90s, it was like ever like everyone who got me into it was like never ever ever watch a dub. Like you'll love anime. Just don't watch a dub because it will spoil your your view on it because fucking dubs in the 90s really, really sucked. They were like comically bad. Yeah, because I know when like Naruto, for example, the nine-tailed fox's voice in English is bad. I've never I've never heard Naruto in English. And then but the Japanese nine tell fox is like it it's the way I would imagine it like a low base growling like but but you can understand like the syllables like in the English version, he's so well they hired Rush Limbaugh right to do 90s rush Limbaugh. He's so growly. He's hard to understand. And like I feel sorry for the voice actor because it doesn't sound like he doesn't sound intelligent. It's so like growling over the top in English. Do you think the direction was all right. Did you ever watch song to hedgehog? Yes. Great. All right. Now imagine Miles 30 years in the future. Like we want you to just have like just like your your throat like you you have the a voice box like you have the hole in your throat from smoking for too long. That's how it is. The totally once you go with it. All right. Can you do the rest of the same as the English nine-tails, please. And then I can't even fucking it's so bad. It's so bad because it hurts my voice listening to it because it's just so gravelly. But anyway, let's see because you go through I mean the story story is cute, light-hearted, funny, dealing with everybody because it turns out like the demon the the king of demons keeps referring to ku as father and and ku seems like he won't tell you he's like I don't know what the fuck this is. So ku is the devil. Well, it turns out ku ate the devil. So so he's eating everything including including the like the the overall king of demons. You don't know it but you just named Kanye West's next album ku ate the devil. Coming 2017. And I mean it it entertained me enough and the floor is like progressed for enough. There's not a ton of variety in the enemies. Enemies are super over over the top comical like a maze corn which is a like a humanoid piece of corn maze spelled m-a-i-z-e sure that you can tell it gets stronger because it changes color and there are like six types of enemies who just are different color differently or whatever. The boss battles are always fun when you get to the final floor it'd be like are they fucking scary as shit because you've just gone through hundreds of floors and you're like please god don't because then I kept being like one shot this is it god this is it and then whenever I get to that final floor cut scene music change and then I'm just like fucking making all sorts of curry and casting like buffering spells and shit like that because then you you also find magic and set magic spells and she'd like that you can do. Are there heal being the most important one really sure are there different levels of difficulty that you choose or is it just I don't I don't recall selecting difficulty okay but and then what really spoilers if anybody wants to play this game it's it doesn't sound bad I'm not going to lie to you like I'm not fucking around when I'm like yeah this actually sounds it sounds pretty good and it's easy to play on Vita because like the Vita has a very good like power off feature that just is uh puts it like in a save state. Basically puts it to sleep yeah so I could just play for a little while hit that save uh the power off you know button yeah like you hold it turn it off but you just hit it in the suspended state yeah the sleep mode so that just made it that made that playing that game much much easier is this uh PS Vita exclusive game yep all right it is got you I don't think it's on steam or anything like it would go well on steam but I think it I believe it's only Vita exclusive how long is this game mmm because I don't feel like I played it for a if you don't fuck up a lot and have to keep going over and over and over again like 10 to 15 hours maybe that's not too bad because they're like five or six dungeons and then the final one being like 200 floors I'm gonna check out and confront the great curry god I'm gonna check out how long to beat dot com and see what the average is the average is probably gonna be high because there's probably a lot of like completions because I can see like man because if you go through that 200 and then whenever I was like I feel like I should know the ending of this game so like it took me a little while to find it because everybody was like I died toward the end or my screen pros toward the end I made one bad move and got ganked so I don't want to finish this tell me how it ends not bad not bad how long to beat main story average is 23 hours but see it's weird because it's like main plus extras average is 16 hours so I don't know how the plus extra is shorter because I would say I don't think I spent I mean I wasn't trying to blaze through or anything but I do not think I spent 23 hours on this game I would say it's a lot closer to 16 all right that's that sounds doable honestly that sounds like a pretty cool game so it's yeah it like I wasn't like fuck yeah this is awesome but I was thoroughly entertained and enjoyed the experience and it's good for just a blind purchase because I wanted to build my veto library why did you buy it because of the funny name I do love curry and the funny name and then like it just had a lot of really really good Amazon reviews and it was like 20 bucks and like because Vita games are just so hard to find yeah like I think our local Walmart has like three at any given time they're probably all racing games the racing games or Mortal Kombat I it's fantasy 10 Mortal Kombat and a racing game yeah and they're all like 40 or 50 bucks so no thanks no I wonder if I can find a cheap because I have I probably have like 25 Vita games that I've all bought like because that that's where sort of the weird Japanese games are they're all JRPGs sure weird Japanese games all on the Vita so I did as you were talking earlier I did a quick Google search for how many PS Vita games there are there's actually a lot yeah there's actually a lot because it's doing well in Japan right I don't know how many of those are US release games but the list I scrolled through I mean I was surprised by the number of games so I mean I definitely I don't regret the time I spent in this game I don't regret buying it I think it was it was not great but pretty good yeah cool you got anything else about it of no it's about it I mean cute story it ends up like you I mean should I spoil it should I talk about it the ending yeah sure yeah let's not it no okay it's up to you I'm not I'm it sounds good but it's very there's a very some chance that I would ever because it's like it's it's like it's it's standard like young young adult anime funny like it's okay so I recommend if you're just looking for something kind of like light and fun but the gameplay can be sort of challenging which it's it's about right so Pikachu shows up at the end fuck yeah it does koo looks like a cross between Pikachu and Chancy and Margaret oh and Margaret lol it's not and Margaret all right well if you're if you're done with that I actually forgot to do something earlier all right let's do it um there was something that I wanted to mention um I did a little research Tyler last episode Ruby Baron Paul Cluell sent us a package that we open on the show and in that package was a variety of hot sauces and one of those had a great just a great name had the best fucking name do you know what I'm talking about the dad one Pittsburgh dad yeah Pittsburgh dad so um on the bottle do you remember what it said it had a phrase on the bottle oh the yits yitsi eggs or yeah dippy eggs it's yits on dippy eggs yins yins can put it on dippy eggs and it bugged me so much that I looked it up I also want to thank I want to thank somebody Brett Miller uh on Facebook help try to solve this he offered up on Facebook uh he thinks that yins are young people he thinks and in parentheses young ends uh which reminded it made sense to me and it reminded me of uh yutes for my cousin Vinny that's the first thing I thought of uh however I did some research I uncovered some things I would love to share that with you please I would like to know what this is okay yins is essentially y'all but for Pittsburgh yins uh so instead of saying y'all like y'all having a good time they would be like yins having a good time I don't understand how that one works as much as you all being y'all but okay um let's see it's short for here's urban dictionary top definition says yins short for you ones okay could also be used in place of you you guys you all are y'all their example is yins going to distillers game okay all right the northern y'all all right northern y'all Pittsburgh y'all uh and then so that solves half of that equation the other half is then the very important part what the fuck is dippy eggs so guess what else is on urban dictionary dippy eggs here's the top definition for dippy eggs eggs over easy so you can dip your toast sausage bacon etc in them uh said a lot in Pittsburgh pa um the example is a mom saying honey do you want dippy eggs or scrambled eggs the response being you know I want some dippy eggs probably not with that you I wouldn't talk to my mommy like that so they probably did either um I also this is very important second definition for dippy eggs on urban dictionary uh to dip one's penis in one's vagina uh yee bro I dippy egged that soccer mom while she put a sock in my Gandhi's flip-flop uh as an example for that um third definition for dippy egg the act of stretching one's scrotum sacked down uh his let his or her leg I don't know why I don't think the I don't think loves the sloppy jews which is the name of the user who submitted this by the way we've had two definitions uh that urban dictionary was like uh no thank you that is an inside joke meanwhile loves the sloppy jews can just slide them in one as the other uh the act of stretching one's scrotum sack down his slash her leg until reach maximum length while having a testicle in the middle this resembles an egg being the testicle the yolk the sack the egg whites here's the example Jake seinberg is the king of dippy egging he can even do it when it's freezing out that's a quote from austin debo we had two definitions the urban dictionary is like no thanks we'll pass pass on this one meanwhile meanwhile that's what church basement was refused church basement was refused and strategically got on there got on uh i cannot remember the other one probably probably gooder right i think i think gooder might already be on there by the way have we talked about this gooder is it g o o d e r g o o t e r i always imagined it was d okay what's your word because i think being young i probably was trying to go goober and it came out gooder gooder with a d is not in urban dictionary as um a young boy's penis well and he's it needs to be on there it is the cuter a gooder tiler with a tea gooder uh is when her gut sticks out further than her hooters exclamation mark thank you hsi lived you know all right so that's so that's that that's that's that's mystery solved yeah no longer a cold case i love dippy eggs i love dippy eggs i love dippy eggs i do too yaddie too i love making three to four dippy eggs over rice a little bit of soy sauce sriracha green onion oh i'm gonna love it that sounds really good that is that is that was that's one of my if i have rice on hand that is a very standard snack dinner breakfast whatever whatever yeah yeah sounds pretty fucking healthy too yeah yeah yeah i mean considering alternative yeah yeah donuts you know um and the other thing is uh master of coin is he master or is he former master of coin uh he's helped his pledge a lot so he's master of coin again okay i i couldn't remember master of coin ryan uh loved when we sang uh show me that knife again so i don't know if you have i mean i was just throwing out there maybe you have an idea something else we could sing i don't mean to put you on the spot um but i'd be happy to i would be happy to to give an encore because i don't i mean will it is it i don't i don't think it's something we can force i think it has to be like organic organic so can we just keep that in mind for the future yes and then maybe it'll come up see how many eighties nineies theme song we compare little and what we're talking about yeah okay i'm on board so new challenge tyler yes just stroke your beard i did you have a beard for this game i do okay we don't know how the tod bog format really gets so tyler if you were to get this game a beard that sums up how you feel about it what kind of beard would it be it's like whenever naruto is eating uh itchiroku ramen and like somebody like kunohamaru runs by and bumps him and his face goes in the bowl of ramen and he sets back up and he's got like the food and juice dripping off from his face yeah that beard okay i like it what kind of ramen was that itchy raku itchy raku the only reason i ask is because i'm really glad that you put ramen after it otherwise i was like i missed the episode where naruto went down on that person itchy raku the the guy in in the hidden leaf with the herpes why are you so itchy raku? tyler yes Dave if you were to give this game like a pair of glasses or something what kind of glasses do you think you would get it it would be sort of the the tropey swirly lenses uh a pair of glasses that are also like semi-broken and they have like a teardrop coming off on one side and like wavy lines of somebody who is just somebody who has glasses who has just seen somebody naked gotcha so they're embarrassed yeah the the embarrassed aroused shameful japanese seeing someone naked or classes okay are there are there are there naked people in this game um the large breasted characters are animated with very few clothes characters because there's uh puru's best friend who is is very busty and her school teacher her name is tickle bitties tickle biddo tickies and tickle bitties they're the two i can't wait i cannot wait to talk about final fantasy 11 just to talk about i hope that when we talk about final fantasy 11 we finally do that episode with miller and we bring up tickle bitties i pray that one of our listeners is like i was tickle bitties what because god four peep four people i'll never fucking forget in that game biddo tickies tickle bitties i farted yeah god and then drinking guard the guy who scammed me yeah okay tyler drinking guard is me i've been waiting only to tell you this but i really needed the money and i couldn't uh i got your two thousand gill to sit here in my pocket yeah i was too proud that sure i gave you like three hundred thousand when you came back but still i needed that i didn't do that two thousand extra no that's all i got that's all i'm sorry that i i didn't know that beards and glasses were on the itinerary otherwise i wouldn't have entered i didn't have any i can't remember if there were achievements or not so i didn't make any achievements just beards and glasses that's good yeah would you rather eat curry or play this game eat curry i'd rather eat curry than a lot of things but eat curry every day yeah or a day yeah i'm down with and this is like um the curry you make in the game is more like indian style curry yeah because like ty style curry is more like soup sure and then this you can tell it's like a thick curry over rice every dish so which i think curry is one of like the best foods in the world period like objectively objectively i think sure is one of the best best foods out there period why what it why is that just the way it tastes or the way it tastes and like the thing i love about indian food that is so different is okay say in like america all our flavors have to be like these are all complementary flavors that all reflect well off each other below blah but an indian it's just like less combined flavors that are the polar opposites of each other and so you get something that is so because any of it is so different than anything else you get like smell fragrance appearance like it's totally different so i know i just feel like it's so it's so different and then curry comes with so many different flavors and colors and the color makes a difference between the yellow green red sure so yeah i feel like because there's enough variety of taste flavor texture meets you can add in vegetables you can add in like curries versatile and wonderful i am i am envious of you because you can pick up on that stuff like i i can't but i love curry but like when i eat curry i'm like mmm this is good i'm not like i don't i don't know why it's good i don't like i can't even really i can't even put the taste in the words you know i mean like i can't even describe how it tastes it's hard to describe because it's a mish mash of completely uh things that normally like the american palette or like burp they don't make sense yeah so i don't think i've ever asked you this i know my answer i know why i like spice i know why i like spike hot food spicy hot food why do you like spicy hot food hmm i like i like it when spice has flavor so i like the flavor component that is spiciness i kind of thought that was going to be and i and i also like it also makes you feel i like the way it makes you feel spiciness makes you physically feel something that other dimensions of flavor don't i because see i like i love hot sauce but i like i like i like hot spicy things i like spicy things for the heat and people always say yeah i like i like heat but it's got to have a good flavor i don't really like i don't really care about the flavor i just want i just want the heat i want to i want to feel that chemical burn on my tongue yeah um like i would rather have i'm always going to want just comparing dave sauces yeah i'm gonna i'm always going to choose carolina reaper over ghost pepper i mean granted carolina reaper is hot is hotter but i like the way carolina reaper tastes and the way the burn hits you a lot more than ghost pepper yeah you know what maybe i would track what i said a little bit because i ghost pepper there's something about the flavor that's weird to me i don't i don't know what it is um i've got dave's ghost pepper sauce at home and i checked the label because i was like how does this compare against the insanity because i thought that insanity was really hot um the ghost pepper is as an additional plus uh it's supposed to be a hotter than it's supposed to be hotter and i'm not convinced that that scale is accurate yeah i'm not either and maybe it's because that insanity we had just opened it i don't know and i and maybe my ghost pepper sauce had lost potency in the fridge or i don't know but i haven't tried the carolina reaper i i'd like to though yeah that's over in the fridge at my parents house does it have three three plus signs i i feel like it's the hottest the last time i looked it was the hottest one available do you want do you want to call your mom right now on the show and bring could you bring it's uh could you go to hard he's gonna some tendies and then bring it over because then i've also got and i think it's hotter in this form is i have carolina reaper powder that is that you blow in people's eyes like a ninja april and eo i like to put that on like sandwiches and stuff yeah it's good for seasoning but like the little bit like fucking yeah well it's more it's like it's almost like sand it's a very fine yeah fine powder i think i i think i've had that or maybe it wasn't the carolina reaper maybe it was a different kind of because ryan ryan works with uh a lot of because he is a um computer programmer and he works with a lot of indians at his job place yeah and they're they're always bringing in extremely spicy foods and they always still ryan like no no we can we handle anything you you know americans don't know what hot is blah blah blah so then i gave him some of that carolina reaper powder right take this to them and see what they say about you after this so he came in they tried it and three of them died that day they were all like their eyebrows went up like they weren't it wasn't too much for them but they were all like okay that's hot that is hot one guy like i guess he but he was a little badass because he like he put on a whole like there was like a teaspoon of it in his hand and he just then he just licked it and then like he acted like oh nothing and he immediately like then you just saw his face just change a different array of colors he just got up and went to the bathroom immediately and it got back so his head exploded yeah in there he even grew a new one he looked a little different like when a lizard loses its tail that grows back that like little twisted black tail so his face looked like so that's so that's a good comparison for like how hot is the carolina reaper hot enough that indian people wanting to impress white people will acknowledge acknowledge that okay that's hot that's probably the most racist thing we're gonna leave in the podcast one clearly they're not gonna like almost anything Ryan gives him this is hot that's not hot like anybody that transcends like i'm around they're all browned a thing about this yeah that he thinks spicy foods have almost like uh machismo element to it oh oh god yeah of course it does so that's why like they've got like the contest yeah where you like see how much of the spicy shit you can eat so i mean that always plays into because i always know somebody who typically brags about like eating tons of spicy food and then like i'll offer them something that i know like i know this is spicy yeah i know i'm ex-experienced heat eater and i know this is spicy and without fail whoever that person is always tries it and then shrugs like that's not that hot and if i watch them they're they are suffering on so many levels and they're not going to say anything yeah because uh megs niece Rachel who was on the podcast once like she was giving me that shit the last time she was in so i was like okay and like she had made like a sandwich and i just and she ate that potter like that's not that bad now i just see just like sweat and she just she does not look happy but oh fuck man i they want to offer more she's like okay we had no no no that was really really fucking not i'm kind of weird about it i definitely i don't i let people know that i like spicy food and i and there is i do think there is like a certain element of bragging about it because i do i honestly i like bragging about it because every time i do people bring like you said people bring me spicy things to try yeah and they're great and i mean i'm also not like but when i eat something spicy like i am not afraid to like let people know that i think it's spicy like if like at Hattie bees like i was not afraid of it because like on my eyes are tearing up like i'm crying my lips are bright red like you just suck like 20 dicks like just 20 dicks really big ones that like cracked your lips they were so so girdy so i mean i'm not afraid to like show that it's spicy but at the same time it's like i love that though like i love like it physically my body runs it out but like i like i guess emotionally psychologically like i like that heat mm-hmm i don't know it is it is oddly complicated it really is but it is good feeling like i like i like like it's exciting that's that's probably the best way i can put it like when i eat something that's really really spicy it's exciting like my body has i like that reaction that my body has to it where it's like it's almost like i am surviving poison is that a weird like you know i mean it's like i'm like i'm doing that i get that but it's also tasty like i legitimately do think it's Hattie bees oh amazing fuck yes so yeah it's hmm i had a turn of thought about that until now now it's gone love the station that's okay but yes mmm damn it i do right there i had to rail this it's okay no i was building on what you just said that i just forgot it poison i thought it's talking about poison tell me about poison now it's like your reaction to to heat something you'd said before that um there were cry and 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checked him part 21 he's like no i died i'm not gonna finish it do you know how he's uh do you know how he was getting video from his vida i know because i looked into this because i was like that looks awesome but it's you have it's another like component part you have to import that's not a hundred percent legal or whatever they'll allow you to do it because i mean does the vida have a video out poor you well you can play i know with the playstation uh tv it's not all games are compatible some games allow you to put it on a tv screen so imagine then you capture from that but i know like to do a capture like on your computer takes an expensive piece of hardware well there's a i mean there's a niche man i mean i know you talked about video before there's a niche like if like if there's no like full let's play of this game doing obscure vida japanese vida games i mean hell you tried you tried to find it i don't know how many views that guy had but yeah a few hundred all right okay um so yeah you want to close it out of the great curry god or the lesser curry god how about you do the great curry god i'll do the lesser curry god okay okay so until next time i'm just gonna be extremely racist i'm gonna throw that out yeah let's go yeah i would don't yeah yeah so until next time nine down facts and when irish you know that you weren't expecting that it is st patrick's day more recording than recording this yeah so happy in the past st patrick's day happy that's actually the uh really popular greeting card happy in the past st patrick's day happy not belated happy in the past i'm gonna be i'm gonna be a like a mess if that ever happens like i look forward to your worse and well because i'm gonna be i'm gonna eat everything i'm gonna be smoking everything like i'm gonna be tripping balls non-stop it's gonna be pretty cool cancer is going to be amazing it's gonna yeah it's gonna be like spring break i'm glad we have our stinger from that