We’ve got another All Calls episode and we actually take some calls on this one. More importantly, we open a letter from Befuddled in Evansville and give some professional advice! We talk a little about Twilight Princess HD and Bravely Second. Then we get into conversations about guilty pleasure games, we recast Muppet Babies, build the roster for the TADPOG fighting game, and talk about disgusting illegal foods.
TADPOG: Tyler and Dave Play Old Games
Ep. 295 – The All Calls Where Ryan Takes Aim at Adam
Hi there, listener. You're about to experience Tadpog, Tyler and Dave played games, and there will be plenty of game talk. But also, copious amounts of crude, off-color, offensive, and immature speech. So if you are of a rather sensitive, humor constitution, or just letting you know what you're in for with this show, it has games. It has jokes. You know, just games and jokes. Take the games, take the jokes, and have a good time. Hello internet, and welcome to another Tadpog podcast. It's a show that happens twice a week. We're two old guys. It's Monday, so we're not really playing old games. No. And I don't even know if we're set up to take calls or not. I don't even know if we're on the right input right now. I just got rolled into that. We are. Thank God. You're right. I didn't think about that either, but we are. So we're all good. Oh, there's some good news for you. There you go. That's me setting the phone up for calls. We're about to take maybe. That'll wake you in the morning. I should have said something, so just roll again, do it. Well, I just started talking about my pee pee hole that you just started recording. I understand. I took my pills. So I'm like, let's see. I just want to get some good episodes and some good time before everything just goes to shit. Well, that happened quick. And I know I keep doing that and I want to keep doing that at the show. But on Mondays, I have to wake up with Kenna. So if we when we do a double, like that second one got to take those pills because it takes me like my body just does not like to go to sleep. No, I get it. No, my body wants to go to sleep. But my mind is like, dude, you can totally play five more hours of Heroes of the Storm. It's not going to be a big deal. Your boss is not going to notice it the next morning. Maybe we're that go-kart you had like the third grade. Let's think about that for a while. You think that was safe that your dad let you ride that everywhere? I mean, it was rusted on the bottom like real bad. It had no like no rolling cage. It was basically just just like a wagon with an engine on it. These are the things that keep you up. I feel bad. We anything. I was thinking about my memory. Like I can remember anything from any time and it just pops in there. Except for when we schedule what we're going to do on the show while you're on your medicine. You do not remember that. Yep. Because I laughed out loud when you sent me a message. Yes, I told you this is like it was a brilliant idea. 50 minutes before we record. Yeah, I laughed out loud because I was like, man, this he does not remember. He does not remember. We had these conversations there. Most of the conversation. I love it because like when you take your medicine, I'm like, and we when we talk about something for the show, like in the back of my mind, I'm like, all right, remember this because we are going to talk about it again. Tyler is going to present this as a new idea within the week. But I get it, man. Do you like coconut or is that the other guy? Well, I do. We have a letter here. Yeah, I hope it's a love letter. Is there a return address? There is not. I didn't know you could send that. Someone from Evansville, Indiana sent this to us. So I have no idea what's in it, who it's from. Okay, anything. Okay. I don't even I can't think of something ahead of a listener from Evansville. I hope this is worth like I shouldn't say it. I hope this takes up both of our intros. We're taking calls. Yeah, this is our intros. Because since we didn't take any calls last week for our all calls show, right? Just maximize our time a little bit. We might take a few today. Might. There are a few things I want to talk about. And I don't know if we're set up to take calls. Shit. It's not even addressed by anybody. This is a completely anonymous letter. That's kind of that's kind of scary. So that's always set up the P.L. box, right? Dear Tyler, I'm waiting for you downstairs. Because I have no idea if this is going to be a positive letter or a negative letter. So I'm just going to roll with it. All right. Fucking tadpog. This is inappropriate, but seems to be the common greeting used when addressing you. I am writing to you, gentlemen, because I have a reason to believe that you are world travelers or the wealth of experience. And I'm in need of some advice. All right. Oh, perfect. Bit bit working and trying to get turns into a vice show forever. We're doing advice. I'm excited. The company that I work for just hired a new data analyst. This person is from India and has lived in this country for a short time. He came highly recommended and I was very anxious to meet him. Yesterday, I was sitting in my cubicle, pretending to work on an Excel spreadsheet when surreptitiously attempting to manually bring myself to orgasm. I was up. Someone's tapping his BB hole. You came to the right place. I was approaching the apex of my efforts when Samir walked in and introduced himself. I immediately stood, tucked my engorg remember into my slacks, showed forcefully around my desk and offered my right hand for a friendly shake. All while tended to maintain eye contact. This way, my father taught me to react with someone new and I'm quite sure this is the way his father taught. I don't want to. I know where this is going. I'm afraid. I know where this is going. Samir refused to make eye contact with me and rebuffed my offered hand of friendship. He turned into part of my office with haste that might be appropriate for a messenger, but certainly not a class two data analyst. So my question for you, gentlemen, as a student listener follows, A, is there some sort of cultural prohibition against shaking hands he knew you were looking another man in the eye folks from in from the Indian subcontinent. If so, I offer a sincere should I offer a sincere apology to Samir and perhaps attend sensitivity training as relates to his culture. B, is Samir a rude and uncouth person with no redeeming qualities? Should I immediately sort of plan to implicate Samir in a plot to change all of our department spreadsheets to manual calculation? C, perhaps Samir is just in awe of the side of my five and one eighth in fully erect number and lost the ability to speak. I hope that you can offer me assistance in this matter. I've always prided myself in knowing the proper thing in any situation, but Samir has me puzzled from befuddled. Interesting. Oh, man. So we just opened this with no prep. So no prep. So go Tyler. I want to say on in my memory banks based entirely. This could be grossly entirely on Indian pornography. They love it when you jerk it in your office space. This is based entirely off that NBC sitcom that only lasted one season that was it was made based off of movie a camera. What it was called. It was like one word titled about outsourced outsourced. Thank you. You're welcome. About a guy who comes from sales and has moved over to manage a call company in India. And his love interest is trying to explain to him things about Indian culture. Right. I want to say that this might be a this might be a cultural thing. At least like if it sounds like you may be his boss. So that might be why he didn't want to make eye contact because that will then make him like some kind of equal. Maybe it's you know, offensive. I don't know if in India. Maybe he thought maybe he confused you with a dog and like sometimes you don't want to look at a dog right in the eyes because you're worried that it will think that you're aggressive. Yeah. And then like don't smile at a dog also because it thinks that you're you're bearing your teeth. Yeah. So these are things to consider when you get a dog in your workplace. Just keep that in mind. That's free. In case you get. I mean, I've heard there are some very good dog data analysts. Yeah. Oh, God yeah. God yeah. And they work really cheap. I'm pretty sure I'm from travel people with the data analyst. Yeah. By day. Yeah. My day. And then I don't know. This is me reaching into other things. I don't know that I know like the bathroom situation is India. So maybe they don't shake hands or maybe they don't shake certain hands. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what that the bathroom situation? Yes. This is based entirely off Slumdog Millionaire. What's the bathroom? Because I know this is this is in my way of Indian culture. And I'm just looking at TV and movies that I've seen that I'm sure are incredibly active. Tyler, can we pause for a moment and could you sing me your favorite Hindi pop song? Just right now. That also don't be racist. It was it was Finnegan's theme song. Mumbakilaki la like that. That is a good one. Yeah. Do not know if there's going to be a link to that in the show. Remember, there's something about like because whenever their bathrooms are scarce, toilet paper is also scarce. So like you you wipe with your hand or whatever is close is close at hand. So that may be. Is that real? Is that a real thing? Is that real or? I've heard about that in certain countries. Yeah. Or they like they never use like it's improper to use like their left hand or something like that because they use it for that reason. That's a wiping hand. Yeah. Okay. So if you're left handed though, I'd just be fucked. That'd be really good. I'd be jealous. This brings up a really good question. A really good personal question. I know you don't really like poo poo talk but I went. We're helping somebody here though. Right. And that's super important. This is so we can help him understand. When you are done just coating the toilet and the brown liquid, do you use the right or the left to to clean up any of the excess? I am heavily left hand dominant. Yes. But I do do that right. He said, do do. I do do that. Do do right. So you use your right hand. Yep. Okay. That's good because then you can use your left hand. Like I get it, right? Because you're your left hand. You do things as your left hand. You don't want you don't want to use your wiping hand. I mean, I do. I mean, I totally I can't do anything with my left hand except for masturbate. Because I've trained myself to do it over the years. Because I need that mouse in hand. Yeah. I need the mouse in hand. So that's why masturbation was I had to teach myself to mouse right handed. Although I can mouse equally well with left and right. This is a I feel like our generation is the generation that like has exclusively masturbates with their left hand. It's a good point. Like a point like I feel like before the internet, I feel like there was probably a split like 50% of the people use left 50% use right. And then the internet was invented and it was like 100% of the people use their left hand. I bet it was not I bet it was 90 10 because that's the proportion of right handed left handed people. Is that it? No. So before the internet, you think it was for the internet? Okay. Okay, that's fair. But now it's that now it's 100% left hand. Well, I still switch it up. If I'm watching a video and I'm not going to be changing, I just lean back. How do you do that? How do you train yourself to not switch videos on you? Well, if I find the one that I'm looking for. That's the one. Yeah, then I can just this is good. All right. Does it is it that's a weird feeling when you commit to a video like that? I've experienced it. But I do like I it's weird when I get to that spot where it's like, this is the one. This is the one. So back to Samir in the office. Close out of Facebook. So I just got a Facebook message. What did it say? It is Meg. So I sent her a video of Ken over Facebook and her responding to it. So I'm for can you ask her? What do you think? Can you ask her what she thinks about? Who times does something? Yes, please. Can we take 15 minutes to type this out? I'm I'm going to assume it is cultural. You think so? Or he I mean, if you were under your desk, we're unlikely he didn't see anything. Well, he minded. I mean, he probably saw his wiener outline, wiener outline, or if it was just like something in his pants. But like, I bet still he if he's wanting to make a good impression, I don't know, I bet it's cultural. But I'll be willing to bet my money on it being cultural. What was the thing about he like, did something like a messenger? I missed that part. Like if a messenger, someone delivering you a message just walks and gives you the message and leaves, not someone who was supposed to be like highly referred and I'm confused. I'm confused. Like he like walked into the office, batted, batted befuddles hand away and then ran out. Well, he refused to shake. I can see it's in his hand and I guess the guy like, I'm going to assume there was like kind of a head nod or a bow. Did they say anything or did he just walk in and then walk right out? Because if that happened, he definitely caught you jerk in it. So he refused to make eye contact and rebuffed my offer, offered hand to French. We turned it to part of my office in haste that might be appropriate for a messenger, but not a class of down analyst. Okay. I think he knows that I think he knows that you're that you're that your wiener was hard. Because he may have caught him and then I bet maybe he stood up aggressively. Okay. So, but fuddled stood up aggressively. You can't you can't tuck that away. He walked in to introduce himself. He so he didn't knock. Okay. I'm assuming cubical. It's a cubical. Okay. So he didn't have an office door. He just walked around and the guy just turned around. Maybe you're right. Maybe he did see see something or he turned around. Maybe because he was doing that, he turned around aggressively and spooked him like he shouldn't have just like walked in and said something like, Oh God, I'm going to give you a moment. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm also not going to touch your hand because I've seen where it was. Yeah. I think yeah. Maybe it says more and more like he like he caught you. But fuddled right back and let us know if you have a job still because that's good. I think that might solve this one for us. Mm. Yep. Yep. I bet he saw something or thought he saw something or you looked angry and he was just like, Oh, shit. And just backed off. Here's my advice. Ignore it. Pretend like it didn't happen. Yeah. Because that like here's what's going here's what's going to save you that social contract that social contract is going to save you. He's not going to say anything. You're not going to say anything. You could. Yep. You're fine. 100%. Yeah. Don't ignore it. Roll on. Didn't happen. Yep. And then never mention it to him ever. Unless you want to make things super uncomfortable. So. Thanks for letting us know how big your wiener is though. I do appreciate that. Give us an update. Let us know. I do appreciate you asking us for advice. Mm hmm. And I feel like it's legitimate because he made sure his name wasn't fucking on. Wasn't anywhere. I know. I love it. I what do you think his coworker might listen to the show? Let's go find. Let's look up some here from all the semirs on Facebook and we'll talk to him and ask him. Did you happen to see this? Yes. How many do you think there are that we can find? At least 16. So we'll message everyone. Okay. Mm hmm. That's good. I'll take eight. You take eight. And we'll just send one message. We won't even introduce ourselves. It's like, hey, do you ever catch a guy? We'll start a group message to all of them at once. Just Dave, the conversation, semirs with an information mark. These are all the semirs I know. All right. You had some talking points. You said you wanted to bring it before we start taking any calls? Yeah, I do. I meant to mention this on the last Monday's episode, but I totally forgot about it. I am not a huge legend of Zelda fan. As you may know from all the Zelda games we talked about on the show, there are a handful that I think are really good. And the rest of them, I don't really go for. But they, what do you think about this Twilight Princess HD rerelease? Of the Twilight Princess? Yeah. I'm all for it because I feel like, I know Twilight Princess, like I believe it was, I think it was originally supposed to come out on GameCube maybe. So then, it then became sort of a rushed Wii release. Yeah, I know it came out on the GameCube as well. It was one of those that had like a last generation, current generation release. Like a feel to it and everything. And then I know like you had to play it with the Wii mode. Yeah. So the HD remake making it where you don't have to do that. Right. That alone would be reason enough for me to buy it. Did you play it? I owned it. I played about the first 30 minutes of it. And then I just quit and then go back and like I loaned it to somebody. I got it back. It's not one of those games I'm missing. I got to have it. Uh huh. And then I just haven't gone back to it. Okay. Well then. And my Wii stop reading discs, so. That's a bummer. Yeah. The reason, the real reason I asked is because I was hoping to get an idea of is this a Zelda game that I would enjoy or is this one of those Zelda games that I would hate? I know Josh and Nicole will be the people to ask that question too. They both played it thoroughly. Okay. Do you do you do you turn into a wolf in this one? Is this the one we turn into a wolf? That sounds like a thing that I would not like. But I said that I didn't like it but Nicole was like no, it's really not that bad. So I guess this is sort of like a link to the past when you go to the dark world. You turn into a rabbit. Yeah. So I think it relates to that. So you go into the dark world. You turn into a wolf. Okay. No, that's not bad. Yeah, that doesn't sound bad because it sounds like some, some, I mean, it sounds like some furry stuff. Sounds like some yiffing. That's fine too. That's fine. That's fine too. I'm not, I'm not trying to see all the stuff about uh, Zootopia about furries trying to go see Zootopia. Yeah, I have. Rhythm Master Paul Corn sent me a link or sent me a few messages saying like apparently Zootopia is like um, all the furries are rallying around it and they like Disney sent out a tweet or something to like uh, well known furry community members like asking them to use a Zootopia hashtag on their tweets or something. Did you see that? No. Yeah. So um, so there's that. Um, I will say this. Uh, I thought the trailer was pretty funny. That movie made me pretty hard. Oh god. Oh god. Samir could not take his eyes off my glycera erection during the Zootopia trailer before Deadpool. Nope, because then I ordered the special edition because it came with the wolf, uh, Midna is the creature riding the wolf. So it came with that amiibo, which I know the amiibo, uh, this thing, this amiibo here on this desk. This is a twilight from this amiibo. It unlocks. If you use the amiibo, it unlocks and bonus dungeon in the game. Damn. That's some serious, that's some serious shit. Yep. Is this like a regular regularly priced amiibo or is this one more expensive? I got that. I got that from Amazon for $60. How much are they, like how much is one on the shelf typically? I have not seen that in the store off the shelf. Well, I mean, do they have like a general amiibo price? Between nine and $12. Oh damn. So this one is a, this one's a hard divine one. I assume you, I assume you can only, well, if it unlocks a dungeon, they might come out with it otherwise because I can't imagine if that's the only way you can get to it. Who is this riding the wolf that looks like a Lego man? I think, I think it's a she. I think her name is Midna. Midna? I don't know hardly anything else about her besides that. Tyler, I don't know anything about video games. I don't know if you know this about me. About video games? Now, Zelda is a huge fucking gap in my video gaming knowledge, especially the more recent ones because I played those, I played those DS games and was like, I think I'm done with Zelda games forever because I didn't like Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks. Spirit Tracks is the worst fucking one. Yeah, I played those and I was like, well, I'm done with these forever because I see where this franchise has taken like a really, really weird turn from the NES. Yeah. And then what's this one? You've got another amiibo here. That is the, to my understanding, thank you, thank you, Peter Panda and Douglas the Lucky that I think the only way to get that amiibo is to get that special edition. Like, it's not going to be re-released. The Golden Mega Man. This is a Golden Mega Man that you've bought for me. Thank you. So what's special about it? Is there a regular Mega Man and then there's just a Golden Mega Man? There is a regular Mega Man. Is this this is limited? Yes. Okay. So how, like, what channels did you go through to get this? I, as soon as it came up on Best Buy, pre-ordered it and had it shipped to me. Sweet. I like it. So what's this put your collection total number at? Oh, I don't know. Most of them? You have most of them, do you think? Most of the Smash Brothers line. I don't, I don't have, I've got one of the Animal Crossing line. I don't have any Splatoon. I don't really have any interest in Splatoon ones, just like the Nintendo and Smash Brothers line. And I've pre-ordered Ryu and Roy. So I'll be getting those. Sweet. I was going to ask if you get the, if you've gotten the Ryu one. Is it, it's not out yet? I don't, I don't believe, I haven't gotten, normally I get a text message or an email like, it's here. You get a text message from Ryu. Yeah. Hey, I'm here. Come challenge me. Speaking of come challenge me, the, the other thing, one of the other things I wanted to talk to you about was the bravely second demo that wound up on the eShop last week or this week. See, I have not played that yet. How was that? I am so ready for this game and I am going, I'm, I want to apologize in advance. I don't know how I'm going to play anything else when it comes out because like, they're like falling forward. We'll just do three consecutive episodes about bravely second. God, I was hoping, I was hoping you were going to say that because it is really good. It is really, really good. And by that, I mean that it is bravely default. It's like they stick very, they stick very close to that bravely default formula, where it's like the art style is exactly the same. The music, the composition sounds like, I mean, it's different songs, but it's got the same tone as bravely default. It's a direct sequel because you, you talk to On Yes. You play as different characters from the original Bravely default, but On Yes is the, is now the pope in the, in the, in the, in that world. Okay. And you are on a mission on her behalf. So it's really kind of this like cool continuation of the story. And like the original, I assume the rest of the cast is going to show up. Oh, well, maybe not, I don't know to spoilers. I don't know. I don't know how they're going to work that. But I thought it was really cool that it's like, yeah, this is the same world. This is a direct sequel. And we've just kind of modified things slightly other than that, it's more bravely default. And that is exactly what I wanted. I didn't want anything that was like crazy. I didn't want any kind of like crazy changes. Something I will note, probably about 90% of the enemies that I fought in the demo are sexy monsters. Perfect. Perfect. It's good. Like, it got the one they missed really default. Not enough jerkable instances. Yes. We, they did have like one, I can't remember what it was. And it wasn't like, it wasn't like one of the bosses, like Praline or whatever. It was like a monster, like it felt like later on in the game, where it was like, maybe a succubus or something. There was one monster that kind of looked like a scantily clad woman. And then like 20 minutes into playing this demo, I ran across a heartbeat that is just like, just pretty much naked. And it was like, oh, I see. They're going, they're doing this. There's Medusa. Okay. Yeah. All right. Then I ran across a sexy witch. Yes. Yes. So it's like, it's just a whole bunch of like, it's okay. So essentially it plays like, you're in your 20s and you're going from Halloween party to Halloween party. That's, that's like what the encounters are like. You're gonna encounter, you're gonna encounter a sexy something on your, on your adventure. Doesn't matter where you go. But it's really, it was really fun. And I cannot wait for the game to come out. I'm buying it on launch and I'm going to start playing it because it was, it's exactly what I want. It's more bravely default. I do hope that the story is that I hope I don't have to play the story five times like I did. So really, really looking forward to it. And it's a long demo. I'm not done with it. And it might be because I've been taking my time and like grinding levels out just because I like the gameplay. And I want to try out the different jobs that they've got in the game. But I've probably got like five hours into it. And I still feel like there's, there's still some game time. The encounters, I feel like like the bosses, pretty difficult. They, I thought this was interesting. I guess they realized that people were abusing the fuck out of the friend codes for bravely default. Because like, if you wanted to build your village up and like two days, you could just go online and like put people's friends, friend codes in and just fill up your village. In this demo, at least in the demo, I don't know if it's going to be this in the full game, you have to street pass the people. So that means that the dragon con or else my village is never going to get built up ever. The village is on the moon, by the way. So there's that, that's interesting. It's moon town. No, it's all Lunarians. Okay. Exactly. Perfect. So the, the female in the group, she is from the moon. And that's where I learned that French people are from the moon because she speaks French. May cheese makes it light lines up. Yeah, check, check, check. Yep. All right. The land from Raj. Yes. Exactly. So I'm really looking forward to it. Sounds good. They sold me. I'm all for it. Anything else? I guess that's it. That's probably it, right? Yeah. That's probably it. Do you want to take some calls? It's like take some calls. So we're already 27 minutes in. Perfect. We, we didn't get to test the calls out. So I don't know if this is going to work. So let's see if there's, if there's an abrupt hard edit right now, that's why that's because I tried to take the calls and it didn't fucking work. I understand. We had to get all that PP whole talk in at the very beginning of the episode. I get it. We got a lot of calls. We have a lot. Hell yes. A lot of calls. This feels like, this feels like the voicemail glory days. We have a, we have an over filling, our inbox is over filling. All right. Here we go. Hey, Chad. It's a former master of coin Ryan Walters. What's up, Ryan? Hey, hey, what's up? So I want to give a big tadpog shout out to Phil Hawkins. I believe he is my official tadpog avatar. Great job on this recent episode where he was interviewed. Great stuff. Great work guys. Awesome start to the new year. Your show is killer as ever. Thank you so much for, for putting this out. It's so awesome twice a week. It's honestly Monday mornings and Wednesday mornings on my way to work are my favorite times of the week. So I love it. My least favorite part of the week is normally Wednesday night as I'm driving home in the episode is ending because I know I don't get to listen to a due episode for at least a few more days until Monday. All right. It's a poem with a question. So I got my commentary out of the way. I also have a question. When I used to call the show a long, long time ago, I used to always like for kind of remixes or recasts. So today's a tadpog recast I would like to propose is let's recast Muppet babies. But it's a tadpog baby. Okay. One caveat. I want to make the rules. Jacob York is nanny. Yeah. All right. I love you guys. I love you more than Adam does. Shots fired. Oh, it's not an sound effect for that. All right. Of course, of course, Jacob is nanny. He's the tallest person I know. And also you have good shoes and socks. Yeah. He wears a purple card again all the time. And I've never seen his head. All right. So what do you think? All right. In this parallel in this parallel of Muppet babies to tadpog gessos. First of all, who are we? I think you're a Kermit. You think I'm Kermit. I think you're Kermit and I'm Fuzzy. Really? Okay. All right. Okay. I'm fucking flattered. You're putting me in the Kermit role. He's kind of like. Thank you. He's kind of like Muppet babies quarterback. Yep. Yep. So I don't know. He's the more sensitive one who knows what's going on. Sensible. Sensible. I've always said Kermit's sensitive lover. He's a sensitive pork fucker. Yes. All right. Okay. That's fair. That's fair. And you do like pork more than I do. I do. I do. It is true. They've reintroduced that at burrito shack. It's back. But I know I'm going to go to Paducatangent, but it's pulled pork now. I don't want a pulled pork burrito. Yeah. I want fucking. I just want cubes of pork in a burrito. I don't want a barbecue burrito passed. 110% with you. Yep. So I'm sticking with chicken. The long story short Kermit old baby Kermit sticking with chicken burritos. Who's our gonzo? Who is our gonzo? That's a good question. Cockmaster Ashley shake. Yes. Yes. Hunt. God. Fucking perfect. Fucking perfect. Who is our? Okay. So we got Kermit. We got Fizy Bear. We got nanny. We got gonzo. Taryn is Skeeter. Why is Taryn Skeeter? Because Skeeter also doesn't like to hear the word pussy. Because I feel like Skeeter. I don't see. Skeeter's got some banging titties. Because I guess that makes Nicole Miss Piggy. Yeah. Why is that? Because we're running out of female characters. Yep. I don't think. Let's see. I wonder if I could reverse those. Well, that would make Josh Kermit then. Josh Kermit. Josh is scooter. Josh is scooter. Okay. John Turley's probably Rolf. All that piano play it he does. Let's see. Or or or John and Ian Beaker and Bunsen. That's I like that. That's a good one. That's a good one. So then who's Rolf? Do you know anyone who could play the piano? Because I don't. I do. And he could play the piano a little bit, but I don't think he's Rolf. Maybe. Has he been a tadpaw guest? Brandon. I think Brandon could fill the role of Rolf. Yeah. Because women love Brandon and women also live Rolf. So. Yeah. Also Rolf has a big old dick, y'all. I'm trying to think of other Muppet baby characters. Scooter scooter, Piggy Kermit, Fazzy, Gonzo, Beaker and Bunsen came in occasionally. Animal. Animal. Who is animal? Don't think this the wrong way. Miller. Oh, that's much better than I was going to say. Yeah, that's much better than what I was going to say. Miller, you're right. Miller is animal. Hashtag more animal. Who are you going to say? I was going to say Kenna, because she is the only one of our babies that has been on and said things that people can't understand. Let's see. There's also that being the bunny who comes in and like season seven. What? I've been re-watching him, Kenna. You are ruining Muppet babies. What happened? What did they do? Bean and bunny, is that what you said? Bean the bunny. What is the bean of the bunny? He isn't in a whole lot of stuff. He sort of, I looked it up and then like Jim Henson's son. I'm about to look it up. You'll recognize him when you see him. No, I doubt it. He was in Muppet Christmas Carol. He was the kid who runs and gets the goose. Oh God, I'm barely really. He has a lot of smaller parts. He had a bigger part in like one movie when he started off, but he was relegated to what Jim Henson's son said as like the Muppet baby's whipping boy. Okay. Bean the bunny. Oh yeah. I do recognize Bean the bunny. He becomes a Muppet baby, as does what's her name, the hippie chick from the band. Oh yeah, from the band. I can't remember her name, but I know you're talking about. She is like, she's like a year or two older than the other. So she's like this cool worldly Muppet baby. Okay. Does she have a backbone? Come on. So do we have any like hippie sort of friends? No, no, we don't. Who else are we missing? Do we have some older friends though that could fill the role? Older, cooler friends. Older, cooler, I mean, Ian could have been, could have been her Janet. Is that her name? Janet? Wasn't Sage, Janice. They make a good beat, Karen Bunson. Yeah, I like that. That's that's right on. How about one of our regular callers? Sandwich Pope Phil's from the Pacific Northwest. That's pretty happy compared to compared to our red state. That's pretty bunnish. Or okay, since like people talk about like shitting on a little bit, we give a lord backup for do a hard time about the spam. So is Lord Mike are being the bunny? Okay. And then Janice. Yeah. Sandwich Pope Phil. All right. Kind of hippie. Okay. Or or we'll make his wife. We'll make Bulbasaur. Bulbasaur. I'm sorry. Oh, we got it. But there's a lot of editing. It's going to have to do this episode. So Bulbasaur is actually is Janice. Is it Janice? I'm pretty sure it's Janice. Did do you think is she the one that doesn't have eyes? Did they just run out of eyes? Right. At the at the Muppet factory. Like one day they were like, Oh, shit, we got to go to production. We're out of eyes. Just just so just so it shut. Just I don't know hair or something. All right. This is a good that was a good question. I like it. It was. Thank you. And if I hadn't been recently rewatching all of them with Ken, I would not know what to do. No, you're you fucking you you are Kermit. You fucking took that shit and ran with it. I'm versatile. I'm versatile. Some days, some days I'll be your Kermit. Some days I'll be your fuzzy. How's that? Okay. Here is a call or actually a text message. My bad from five to zero. Who says obligatory motherfucking tadpog. Peanut butter, crunchy or smooth? Crunchy. As for me, crunchy. That's not my that's not my answer. That's that's five two zeroes who I believe is nave Mike. Sorry. I can't come up with anything better right now. I like crunchy by itself. Okay. Okay. So crunchy is perfect on a cracker or crunchy is perfect just like digging a spoon in there. And it's like, I'm just having peanut butter, but I like smooth on a sandwich. But there's something about that soft texture of the bread with the with the crunch of the it like muffles the crunch of the peanut that kind of like it's sickening to me. It feels like I'm eating a baby bird or something like that. That's why you. Yeah. But I do I like crunchy by itself or you're not going to make or to land. You're really not going to like it. Or when our next package that comes in has a bunch of dead birds we have to eat. It's a it was a live bird to live birds in a cage. I think a brandy for us to drown them in and then oil for us to fry it in and then two sheets to cover our eyes to hide our sin from God as we point the birds outside of our mouth and then crunch into their fried bones. The auto line. Yikes. It's a hazing for French chefs. That's a real thing. It is a real thing. Can you spell that so I can put it in the show notes? No. It's the old or I think it's O-R-T-A-L-A-N. I don't know for sure. So that's I thought that was an awful like like that was a really descriptive thing that you came up with all the double your heads. And that's a thing. That's a real thing. It's a real thing. And it's supposed to encompass all flavors, textures, everything. No. That is gross. That is gross. Well you point you point its head out of your mouth. You don't eat the head and the beak and the brain. You just crunch into its bird body. Oh my god. You face that. Oh my god. That is disgusting dude. I can't deal with it. It's on my bucket list. Is it? No it's not. No it is not. No it is not. You're going to lose so much karma. It's fine. It's just one crunchy chick. That's not a lot of karma. Oh my god. Holy shit dude that is gross man. Make sure to take a selfie of yourself as you do it. I'll be a vegan for like a month to purge myself afterward. It'll be fine. We got another text message just about two zero says obligatory motherfucking tadpog correction for one oh three episode one of three I'm assuming time killers is a fighter time splitters is a ps2 FPS. Also the mantis in time killers is man has but I'm sure someone already pointed this out years ago. Naive mic. Naive mic. I want to tell you I have been waiting for this message since we recorded 102. I remember after recording that episode I remember I do this to myself. It's fucking torture. It's like you Tyler talking about like trying to go to sleep and thinking about the go cart in third grade. What I do on the drive home when we're done recording is think about things I fucked up and that one came to my mind and I was like someone is going to fucking call me out on that bullshit and no one ever did. No one ever did until right now. Naive mic. Thank you. So does he get a promotion like Bloody Naive mic? Bloody Naive. Bloody Naive. He twisted that knife. He was waiting to plunge. What's the French thing or to Lynn? Or to Lynn. Or to Lynn or to Lynn mic. He chewed me up like a bird that has been flash fried and I don't know we put a sheet in God forgave us. All right. Thanks for the correction. You are correct. It's one of those things that I then I noticed that I figured let's just let this slide under the radar instead of doing a we done goofed. What else is on my culinary bucket list you ask eating man has man kissing Christine Aguilera. It's a cheese. Yeah. Yeah. That's a that's a sneak preview for Wednesday's episode. That's not even a call back. It's a call forward. Oh shit. Nostradamus in this. It is a cheese that is illegal in America. Legal cheese. They have it. I mean I guess you can have it at these illegal dinner clubs. What there are legal dinner clubs that they specialize in like they'll serve six course dinners of rare hard to find by or illegal. No. The FDA is so strict. They're illegal with like some things that could be common sense. You are describing a seven villain right now. Like this is like or this is this is like food to the degree of like it weirds me out. This is like this is like I don't know. This is like the snuff videos of food. It sounds like I don't like it. It makes me feel it's gonna be even grosser for you. Oh no. Don't do it. I've already disturbed. I like this is already disturbing me. Okay. Don't tell me. Tell me the listeners need to know. It is a cheese that is made by maggots. No. God no. It is supposed to be like just unbelievably delicious smooth creamy cheese. How is it made by maggots? Who taught them how to do it? It's instinctual. It took us forever to learn how to make cheese. They're causation. The whole 90 yards. Just figure it out. They're called nature's milkmaid. Did you not know that? You left that out in the trials of Reddit where that girl made cheese inside of her body. Because I watched. What is it? Andrew Zimmer's bizarre foods. He went to South America and had it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's is this also something that you want to do? Some on bucket list. Absolutely. Why is it illegal? I understand why it's gross. Like, was the. I think it's legal because it's gross. Well, that doesn't seem right. I think like them. I guess maggots are in a regulated industry. I see. So it's it's more like an FDA thing. Yeah. All of all all of food being illegal is 100% FDA. Okay. So it's not a moral issue. Like raw milk. You know, you can't sell raw milk. Right. You know, FDA like there's just but people do. People do and could get in trouble for it. Yeah. But like raw milk and things made with raw milk. So wait, people are getting trouble for just selling raw milk. Like if I owned a cow and I milked it and then like went to work and was like, Hey, man, say you this for five dollars. I got that could land me some serious time. Probably not serious time. Probably a good fine. A good slap on the other. Yeah. Yeah. And I know that our cantaloupes aren't actually cantaloupes. It's a different. Is that a subreddit? Our cantaloupes? Our cantaloupes aren't by the books cantaloupes. Actual real cantaloupes are we don't trade. We don't you know, we don't grow them and we're we can't trade them in. There's an embargo on real cantaloupes? I can't remember exactly why. Alden Brown does an episode about it. Oh, man. On good eats? Uh huh. Oh, I missed that one. I'm going to go home. He doesn't he doesn't episode about things that the FDA don't allow you to do. Interesting. Does he mention the maggot cheese? No, I don't think he says. Because he's like, this is too edgy for good eats. Like this is this is like a deep cut for like somebody who's an actual chef like you. He might he might have even said it then. It's not where I first heard it though. Yeah. I think I first heard it on no reservations. Is it just called maggot cheese? Like is there a name for it or they don't even sugar coat it? There is a name and there's like a process of how like have how to have how they do it. I can't remember at the moment. I don't like the sound of these. This like I don't know, man. It's like just give me cheese. You don't want to start one in Paducah where we just have like place those black fries? Oh, God. No. I just want a cheeseburger. Please. I'm just please. Give me. Give me chicken nuggets, cheeseburgers. Some chicken fries. You name it. All right. Well, thanks for that. Here's a call. Burger King to have the maggot cheese whopper. A limited time only. They release it with McRib when McDonald's does McRib. They're like, we got to compete. Roll out the maggot cheeseburgers. Here's a call from wisdom Sage Janis. Hello, gentlemen. How are you? It's Ian. Listen, I just I just listen to the year in review episode and a couple of things because I'm now listening to the cutting room for episode and you mentioned this, the hard cut. Tyler, you made the right choice, buddy. Not that that was up to me, but I'm just saying you definitely made the right choice. But what I found myself, I had forgotten all about that episode as well because I was really kind of slam that night. And high on laughter, if nothing else. Yeah, me too. I was laughing so hard throughout the whole episode of just how utterly silly it was. And then when the cut happened and it went to Tyler saying, you know, thanks for listening, everybody. I laughed even harder at the fact that we were back there chuckling and I knew why it was it was horrified chuckling. Yeah. I guess it's probably the best thing to say. It's like we'd see it. Anyway, I just wanted to call in because now it's fresh in my mind. And I just wanted to call in and tell you guys how much fun it was. And thanks again for letting me be a part of that. And also, Dave mentioned it was really well received. What does that mean? Was there a lot of Facebook feedback on that or something? I don't get on Facebook much. It fits snuggly and ask him the challenge. I was actually very surprised here they say that because after I recorded the episode, I thought, God, Tyler must be so fucking mad at us right now. Nope. Or just fucking the whole thing. But I haven't listened to it. It was okay. So anyway, another just sort of pointless call. Maybe I'll call back some other time this week with a question or something. But anyway, love you guys. Talk to you soon. Bye. Thanks for calling Ian. Tyler, I don't want to put words in your mouth, but I get the feeling that you love it when I'm high on laughter. So I knew that you liked what we did on that episode. Yeah, I did. I did. So when I said that it was well received, what I meant was, Tyler, I don't know if you got the same, but I got a lot of personal messages from people saying that that was a very funny episode. I rarely listen to an episode that we record because I just don't listen to it because I subscribed to 52 fucking podcasts. And it's like, I already know what we said on this show. I forgot it, but I know what we said. But I did re-listen to that episode after Jacob York of Will Fighting Fame was like, dude, you come unraveled at the end of that episode. He was saying it in a good way. I sent him the unedited version. Yeah. What did he say about that? He was like, that's fucking hilarious, but cutting it's probably a good idea. No, I do think he made the right call cutting it. But yes, he pointed out he was like, dude, you come like the show, you just come on glued. It's like, you just kind of like, you just got to melt away. And I was like, okay, I'm going to listen to this. And I was super embarrassed when I listened to it. I was super embarrassed. But it's like, it was one of those weird feelings where it's like, I was super embarrassed, but at the same time, I was like, yeah, I could see, like, I could see people liking this. Because it is so, it is so crazy. It really is. The end of that episode is just a beautiful, beautiful shitstorm. It's beautiful maggot cheese at the end of that episode. Oh, thanks for calling in. I do appreciate it. Let's see. Here is another text message. This is from five to zero. He says, oh man, this is going to, this is a deep question. Obligatory motherfucking tadpog. What are your cats up to today? That's the first question. I have a two-parter. Second question. Let's answer the first question. Because the second one's a big one. The second one's a big one that has, how are we on time? Has the potential to close the whole show out? 52 minutes. Yeah, we could talk about this next question for an hour, I think. This could be a whole episode. So the first question, what are our cats up to? I only saw one of mine today, so that makes me worried. Catting around. Just catting around. I, you know, you know Burleos, the black cat that we have. This cat. Burleos black cat is black. Burleos black cat, yes. Burleos. That's his full name. Burleos black cat. This is the cat that like, you know how we used to talk about, this is how we used to get pumped to record the show by talking about how we're going to feel when our pets die? You remember, you remember that classic thing we used to do? We haven't done that in a while. Dude, I can't, like, I expressed this to Nikki the other day. I was like, when Burleos black cat dies, you're going to have to like, you, you are going to have to make sure I'm okay. Like, because it is going to be like, it is going to be, it is, it's going to wreck me. Burleos is a really, really good cat. Like he, like, he, he will come to me when I call him. He likes to snuggle in bed. When I come home for lunch and from when I come home from work, I pull the car up in the driveway and I see him looking at me from the cat room. He's got his head to the blinds and he starts doing this thing. When I get out of the car, he starts pawing at the window, like he's ready to get to me. And I walk along the walkway to the front door and he runs. He runs from the cat room through the cat door into the living room. And when I open the door, he's there, he's there to say hello. It is crazy. I've never owned a cat like that. That, that, that is some river shit to, to achieve river, river, river and scot do those things. Exactly. Holy shit. And I'm going to like, I don't feel like I could ever replace that. Like that is like, I feel like that's once in a lifetime cat quality right there. So I don't know. He's probably honestly, what are my cats up to? He's probably waiting in the cat room looking for my car. Second question, and this is the one I think we could dedicate a whole episode to. Are you ready? Cat girls, furries or not? Cat girls. Cat girls. So like... If you're unfamiliar, I subscribe to a subreddit. Okay, so... I'll show you some photos. Wait, wait. So Momo from Honey Pop is a cat girl. She's a cat girl. Is a cat girl a furry? No? I'm also going with no. No. I think, I think about the furry is, is you becoming a character and no one can see in you, you adopting a whole different persona and behaving. When people can see you, you're just like cosplaying or you're doing, you enjoy something like it. No, unless you're, unless you're hidden in a costume and playing a different character, you're not a furry. I agree with that. And there's, there's also varying degrees of cat girls. Because it could be as simple as, you know, those little headbands of the ears. Throw one on those on there. That's near a cat girl. Boom. Also in all-purpose cultural cat girl, Nuku Nuku, she's a, she's a robot. So sometimes cat girls are robots too. So there's a whole like, there's a whole sub genre of cat girls. Some of them are robots. Some of them are just girls on the internet who want to take photos of their tits out while they wear cat ears. Yeah. That's a thing too. That's awesome. That's totally fine. It's beautiful. It's a beautiful thing. I love art. Gotta love art. So good. Whatever it takes, whatever it takes to give that girl the confidence, to take a photograph and post it on the internet, I'm all for it. If it's cat ears, let's do it. You got to paint a little whiskers on your face. Fine. It's perfect. So thank you. Thank you for the text message. I think that was, I think that was bloody nave. No? Yes? Five, two, zero, same number. So yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Sorry, bloody nave, but that's not you. Here is another text from five, two, zero. He says, five, two, zero really took it to heart when we were like, we are low on calls. He was like, I'm going to fucking save the next three all calls. I think he has. So thank you. A obligatory motherfucking tadpog on episode 114. Uh oh, I'm not looking forward to what's the rest here. All the Alanis Morissette sidetracking anyway. Here's a piece of trivia. Okay, wait, wait, wait. I got no punctuation in here. So let me try this again. I promise I would fuck it up. On 114, all the Alanis Morissette sidetracking. Anyway, here's a piece of trivia. She was on, you can't do that on television. Yeah, we know that. You know that. Before she became the singer. You fucking did it, boy. Right, exactly. There's a fuller. There's a joke in Fuller House about that, by the way. One of the best shows of all time. What's that? You can't do that on television? I don't know. I liked it as a kid. Yeah, I haven't seen it as I was a kid. I knew we'd go back and see it. Was it, it was called? You can't do that on television? I don't know why I thought it was. You can't see that on television. I think it's you can't do that. Was that an older show? I don't know. Man, you can't, whatever it is, you can't do it. I can't. Yeah, our Alanis Morissette trivia runs deep. It does, it runs deep. So we knew that, but thank you for reminding us. Because I can never be reminded enough. Here's a call. Dialer. This is from FishlipsJ. Fucking tadpods. FishlipsJ calling in. I'm just there calling because you got an all calls episode coming up. I'm pretty sure even though I'm calling like now, it's Friday before your quote unquote all calls. That's how they won't get on. But I'm just calling to say, you know, I might not be like your greatest fan. I can't claim to be OG like Phil. Because I think I started well into like the hundreds of your guys' episodes. That's all right. There's time to catch up. Adrian, you can go back. Terrible person. And I got no money. And I have never just fucking straight up crammed anything into Nicole's box. You know, I might not be your greatest fan in terms of like giving you shit. But I totally like to feel like when I call, I just like Dave likes to say, just bring it. I like to bring it with my calls. Easy you are bringing it right now. Really good thing with the say that are quote unquote, bring it in. So, um, yeah, I'll just, I'll just leave you with a question. His way for most of the club. There was ever to be a tadpods fighting game. Okay. Let's say eight to 10 characters. Okay. No more than 10, no less than eight. All right. Who would be the main fighters and who would be bosses? Peace. All right. So we're bosses. Yeah, you can't play as us. We're bosses. Wait, can you play as us once you beat us? Yeah. We're unlocked. Yeah. How about that? We're unlockable. Yeah. Are we an Etin? Are we, we the same body? That's pretty good. Like the cat magic double duo from Mario Italiano. Yeah, absolutely. That's the final, final boss. You fight us each separately and then you fight us together. Can I, can I throw this out there? We have two winners. You okay with that? Yeah. Okay. Better. Yeah, it is better because I'm right handed. You're left handed. Yeah. So I can do both though, so I'll handle it. It's fine. Yeah, it's fine. I could be, we could baseball bat each other any time we want. Yeah. Your reaction, I love. No one could hear it, but your reaction was a 50/50 mix of cringe and laugh. That's actually our weakness. That's how you beat us. You like, you like, you don't beat us through physical fighting. You just trick us into like, like going to a corner and jerking it. To lacing our fingers together round our neck. We have a moment from ghost, but instead of pottery, we're making it's just our winners. All right, so we're in it. We're bosses. So let's fill out the roster. I feel like this is going to be very similar to the about the baby's thing we just did. Josh, I think Josh is a speedster type character. A speedster, he keeps it a sectional. He's when when I think of Josh and dad's speed does not typically come to mind. Yeah, I know he is a very fast runner though. That's why that's why I'm basing my assumption. I think he's honestly, you know, I'm better than I do, but I think he's more of an energy projection character. Okay, so he can sit around and like, okay, like psionics kind of deal. Like if, like if, and it's probably because of your D&D game where Josh played a psion. But if any, like I think that I would find it hard to believe if like a man and a suit came to my office at work one day and was like, I need to ask you some questions about one of your friends. I think he's a scion. If the next words out of his mouth weren't it's Josh Nance, I would be surprised. But if he says it's Josh Nance, I'd be like, I knew this day is coming. I'm prepared. Let's have this conversation. I think Jacob is a heavy hitter. Yeah, I think that's like, yeah. Jacob's like a zangief. Yeah, maybe a little faster than the zangief. Okay. Yeah, and a little less strong than the zangief. Like an Ormica. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. I like that. Uh, let's see. Hmm. I guess then Ashley Shaik would be this like the quick character. I think that's fair. Okay. Hmm. So who is going to be, so Jacob's a grappler? Is that what we're, is that what you're thinking? I think so. Okay, I can, I'm into that. Um, who has, who, who brings the strongest ultimate ability? That's going to turn the tide. They're not, they're not a great overall fighter, but they have an amazing ability that would, that when you land it, it deals 80% damage. It takes 80% off the opponent's life bar. Nicole, I want to say. Yeah. Or it depends. If it's a three on three, like Marva's Capcom style, Nicole is like sort of a utility character that when you use her like a combo, you want her, you want to tag her in. The combo is, right. That's part of a tag, a conversational thing. Yeah. Okay. All right. Um, so we got that. That's covered. So who, who has the most costumes? Who has the most unlockable costumes? Shoes. Shoes. Okay. The rest of her costumes is exactly the same, but her shoes change. It's, it's a Hooters shirt. Yes. And then, but yeah, she has like a hundred different shoes. No pants. No pants. Um, let's see. What else do we need? That's, I think we just wrote a fighting game. Is Sean Miller the super strong with slow? Okay. Yeah. Okay. So, yeah. All right. I'm into that. Um, and so Sean Miller, he's got this cool mechanic that's unique to him. Um, so the longer you fight with him, the more beers drop. Uh, and like if, if you pick up beers and drink 21 of them, you become unstoppable. Okay. That's fair. Um, what else do we need? This is for, um, who has the best theme music? Jacob. Man, Jacob's racking it up. He's nanny. Jacob's got the best theme music. Jacob's our music. They gives our music guy. Yeah. That's true. But yeah, I mean, you're right. I can't really argue with that. Uh, who is, do we have anyone who flies? Do we have a flying character? Wily. Okay. Does he have mustache powers? Kind of like venom, symbiote, for each of us. And so I guess he does. Like it, like his mustache reaches out and pulls people in. Uh, yeah, good. Try and think, uh, Blake, Blake has a lot of underhanded powers. Like maybe when Blake's energy is low, he gets stronger. And he has like, he has dirty tricks. Like he could hit you in your nuts and probably a lot of throws. Yeah. Like, like throws that shouldn't connect. You know what I mean? Like, like the range of his throw is like two units longer than everyone else's. So it's like you never really expect it. Um, I know that good Blake loves to throw people. And I don't know if you do this about him. All the time. Okay, couldn't have been throwing people. Um, I mean, an obvious one is I feel like every fighting game story kind of has a mentor figure, you know, like Raiden in the Mortal Kombat movie. That's, that's gotta be wasn't sage, Ian. Yep. There has to be. There you go. Um, if there's a character that uses a lot of guns, that's John. Yeah, John's probably. Maybe Ian has like a lot of reversals as well. Okay. Okay. Who has the best combo potential? Mm, Taren. Taren, you think? Taren, yes. Okay. Who has the biggest dick in the game? Uh, Brandon. Right. Okay. He's off. Yeah. Brandon, Brandon uses his, Brandon has like a great sword that's actually his dick. Well, he's got, you know, he's got dulceum powers, but not in his arms or legs. You know, um, playing super punch out, uh, super, uh. Yeah, I remember the big old dick and super punch out. Yeah, sure. The mass muscle can spit into your eye. Yeah. Brandon's the ability is he can change. He can make you a come blind fuck slave. Right. He can change the scenery into like psychedelics or he can, he can fuck with you. Okay. So, okay. If this is a game like Tekken Tag or Marvel versus Capcom or something like that, you get Blake and Brandon on a team together, you've got some, you got a crazy combo there. Yeah. It sounds like throw in a Miller. So there's my, there's my three man team. That's who, that's my god tier. Brandon Blake Miller. Mm. They're going to take it. I know you're going to try to counter it with Jacob. Jacob's a lot of flash. I like him, but I'm just saying. I'm just saying you cannot beat that combo. Well, I get to somebody who has strong combos like Taryn, pair her with Nicole who, who enhances the triple combo. Yeah. But then who's that, who's that? Jake, you got to have Jacob in there. It has to be Jacob. He's the heavy hitter. So far you've named two that aren't heavy hitters. Yeah. You need, you need someone in there to deal damage. Yep. Damage, damage, and can be, and has some speed. That's a good, I feel like that's a good team. Yeah. All right. Well, so here's what we're going to do. We're going to call all these people and have them fight. And we'll tell you, we'll tell you listener what happens. That's how much power we have. That's how much power that this show gives us. We can just call friends and they'll disrupt and fight for us. Yeah. And then whoever wins that, unfortunately, has to fight you and me with our legs tied together. I have a feeling that's not going to end well for us. We're duct taped back to back. Well, that's good. They can't flank us. But our dicks are also out. That's even better. They don't want to touch us. That's how like we turn each other around. Like I reach over and grab your dick and flip you in front. And then you grab and flip me in front. Well, you turn around and you grab my dick and the fighting stops because I've got other things on my mind. How are we? Are we good? We calling it? We need to go more? We need to go a little bit more. All right, let's go a little more. Thanks for calling. Fishlips Jay, you turned the call into what sounded like. You just wanted to hear your voice on our show and to a really good question. So thank you. Here is a call from 402. Hey, Tath Pogg, it's a master of coin. Ryan Walter is calling to say hi. What up? I miss you. It's been a few days. I called on like. Poggs, he's really, he's going for the Adam spot. I could, I could sense it. I can sense it. You were very right. You were very right. Watch out, Adam. Watch out, man. You got some competition, dude. I don't know. Because former, former now still current master of coin and gets a lot on Patreon. Oh, damn. Adam, I love this so much. Oh, man. I feel like that was a, it's a cutting comment. Tuesday, today is a Saturday. Hopefully you guys are doing well. This is a hashtag blizzard, 2015. Hopefully you survived the storm. I know Kentucky got hit pretty hard, so hopefully you just have a more safe anyways. Calling to make a couple quick comments. I'm going to ask the question. So I've been listening to some of the backlog episodes lately. I want to say that probably, I know that 100% of the episodes I've listened to were one, 80%, at least two times. By no means have I gone still hawking yet and I've heard everything four times. But we're getting there. Recently we went through and listened to all the Mario episodes in order. That was a lot of fun. Put out some pretty interesting tweets that I saw. Yeah, I saw those. So that was fun. Those were good. Anyways, purpose of the call today is to talk about guilty pleasures, which obviously your show is a big guilty pleasure for me, because as I stated, I've listened to all the episodes almost at least twice. And that's a lot of time. But something else is a guilty pleasure for me for video games, and I hate to admit it. But recently I just got a 3DS XL for Christmas, and they discovered a little game called Animal Crossing. Yum. And I hate to admit this publicly what I'm going to. I'm in love with that game. Sure. I've spent something like 80 hours in less than a month. Sure. On that game. I get it. So in Meg, you guys today is, what's a guilty pleasure game that you're kind of afraid to admit that you really like? So mine was Animal Crossing New Leaf. What's yours? All right, gentlemen. Love you. I'm pretty sure I love you more than Adam loves you. Damn again. That was a beautiful day, beast day. Damn. Adam, do you feel those digs, man? Have you had some heartburn recently and wondering what that was about? Okay, Animal Crossing New Leaf. I think that's a great game. I put some time into that one too, man. And I didn't feel too guilty about it because I felt like this is a well-crafted game. I definitely do have some guilty pleasure games. Because Honey Pop is probably a good pleasure game. Exactly, exactly. That was a game that I felt like it's tough, man. It was hard for me to admit that that game was as compelling as it was. And did I say this in the episode where we talked about Honey Pop? If there wasn't a chance to see some cartoon boobs in that game, it still would have been good, but I don't think I would have played it as long as I do. Yeah, no, because there aren't a lot of games. Like I'm not ashamed in any way of a lot of games that I play. So finding a guilty pleasure is harder for me. But yeah, definitely Honey Pop. I can see that. I'm looking because all my games over here are on Ryan's shelf. So I guess there's a PS Vita who might be guilty pleasures. Like Sorcery Saga was kind of a guilty pleasure. The games, oh, the Neptunia games. Yeah. Or where you're a various large array of large breasted girls, each representing a different Nintendo or video game system. Right. All working together or fighting against each other. Yeah. Those were fun. Those were sort of guilty pleasures, then I guess. I haven't played it yet, but I can go ahead. I'd prefer to mention Neptunia. That's it. And assure you that Dragon's Crown is going to be in that list for me. Because that's a game that I really want to play. But I know the art design in that game is very much like, here's some boobs and here's some butts in a fantasy setting. Have fun. Have I ever told you the story of me being an anime denier? No. My first, when I worked in Lexington, my first, we used to go on buying trips to New York. And this is for luxury goods. So it was never like a really fun trip. It was always just kind of like, well, here I am. I do not belong here, but here I am anyway. And I remember having dinner with one of the vendors who handcrafted these dining sets and hand painted them and everything. And she out of the blue started asking questions about anime. And I remember one of my co-workers who I did not fit in with. I didn't fit in with fucking anybody at this job. I remember her saying, oh, I bet David probably knows a little bit about that. And I was like, what, anime? No, I don't know. What do I know about anime? Why do I come across as an anime guy to you? No, of course not. And then it turned into like a really, really long, embarrassing like, me denying it for like 15 minutes. Yeah, I'm not. Not a pro. The anime come. Pro three times that you'd betrayed anime. I know, not a proud moment. I'm not going to lie. I did. I betrayed anime that day. That's the day that anime died. I guess my others are, of course, the number one we can't mention that I play on the phone when I shit. Right. Condition of Peter Panicking to begin on the Patreon. Yes. And the other is Simpsons tapped out. Yeah, any of those games. Yes, that's really good. Any of those kinds of games. I do feel like those are those are guilty pleasure games for me too. I'm not going to lie to you, man. Heroes of the storm is kind of a guilty pleasure game for me. I admit that I play it a lot and I do play it a lot, but I think that's part of the guilty portion as I play that game so much. And I have spent real money on that game too. So like that's part of the guilt, I think. The same with like Hearthstone. I've never spent real money on Hearthstone. I quit before I got the itch to and I stopped. I was like, I don't like this game enough to pay money for. But yeah, games like that, I totally feel guilty about MMOs even to this point. Like I really want to go back to either World of Warcraft or Final Fantasy XIV. I kind of, Final Fantasy XIV is winning it out for me right now. If I had just a little bit more time in my life, just a little bit. Like if I had like a fucking hour each day extra, I would totally be playing in MMO right now, but I don't. So one day when Henry's old enough to make him some sandwiches and I can just ignore him, then I'll get back all that MMO too. Like I got like a proper father in-- Exactly, exactly. Right now I have to make sure that he doesn't like dive off the couch. But I don't know. He'll build up his little boy shell soon enough and then I can just let him run rampant through the house. His emotional little boy shell. Yeah. All of that me ignoring him will really bother him. No, no, no, no. It worked for me. Look at me now. I got my own podcast with Tyler. It's great. Yeah. All right. What do you think? Hake that and then we're back on time. We're good. All right, let's close it. Let's shut it. Let's shut it down. All right. Oh, I'll try any last minute comments on Heavenly. So thank you internet. Thanks everyone for listening to the show. You can find the show on iTunes, Stitcher, or SoundCloud. Sort of miss the next episode. A little bit of the other ship Monday and we'll be talking about-- Oh, from here our next episode is-- Next episode is going to be X-Men. X-Men for the arcade version. The arcade version. It's a pretty good episode. We think so. Yeah, it's pretty good. We predict it will be very good. Yeah, yeah, I'm happy with it. With what I'm sure it will be. Yeah, let's see. We still need those five-star iTunes reviews. It's very important. Yeah, we've stopped eating. That's actually how we gain sustenance now. So five-star iTunes reviews. Yeah, it's called the techno gondi where you don't eat and protest. I'm not having enough five-star reviews and that sustains you when they come in. It's actually the techno-semir, actually. And our latest one that I wasn't going to tell you about was a review by Medic. How did it manage that without you knowing? Apparently, it was in Canada because you've been bugging me about leaving me review. So here it is. Love your show. Love Canada. Five, Medic. All right, sweet. Thanks, Medic. Let's see. So please, iTunes, please subscribe. This is number one. You've got all shows if you subscribe. So do that. Leave a five-star written review. If there's a guest showing show from an episode, a game you want us to play, you want to make your Patreon request. So please, for all that, whatever you insert in that five-star review, we promise we will get to that eventually. Don't worry, guys. Like Tyler said, we're going to be back. We're going to be talking about X-Men. Hey, look, I'm probably going to say things about X-Men that I don't mean and can't back up. I mean, I'm just throwing that out there. Be prepared. In the meantime, you can always find us on tadpog.com. That's where the show notes live. You can find us on Facebook or facebook.com/ tadpog. 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If you want to join the esteemed ranks of those who donate, feel free to visit patreon.com/ tadpog. As little of dollars a month, we'll get you our monthly bonus episodes. So there's some content there that you're not getting otherwise. Which I feel like, generally, I think those are good episodes. They're usually- I really do. They're high-energy chuckle-fest. And if you think we hold back a little bit here, we hold back less on Patreon. It's very true. It is very true. You want to send us a package or a letter or anything requesting advice. Whatever. Yes. You can send that to Tadpog Studios, care of Nicole Nance, PO Box 3785, Paduka Kentucky 42002. Awesome. Our theme song is moves by Sycamore Drive. A link to that track can be found in the show notes at tadpog.com. Tyler. Yes, Dave. How would you like to close it out? I would like to close it out as- you being Kermit and me being Fazibear. I'm Kermit, you're Fazibear. Yep. All right. Wait, wait, wait, wait. It's important. Has Muppet Babies or is Muppets? Babies. Okay. So until next time. Bad. Tropical. You got to get your- Corn? You have to get it. That's older Fazib. All right. Well, you need to take what's the whoopee cushion to your tropical cat for corn. Fakawakawaka. Man, that was the worst thing I've ever done. You did the voice of the guy from Wendy's that creeps me out. That's what he sounds like. Oh, Fazib. I have an update on guy from Wendy's. Go ahead. Wendy's drive-through guy. I'm so glad you did that because it reminded me. Dude. Dude. Okay. I see my mom regularly now because when Nikki and I work, she watches Henry for us, which is so fucking wonderful. She told me a story when I saw her the other day. We went through Wendy's because I was like, let's get some Wendy's. So we all got the whole family, got in the car, went to Wendy's. And as we're getting there, I'm like, oh, man. I'm thinking of myself. I hope that guy isn't there. I hope the guy isn't there because it's going to be super uncomfortable. Yes, he was there. Yes. So mom's driving in her car. We place the order. She drives up and at the pay window, she pays. He's there. He looks into the car and we make eye contact. And I'm like, oh, no, he sees me. He's going to say something. But I think he got confused because I wasn't driving in my car. So he didn't say anything. We move up to the second window, get our food and move on. Guess what my mom said? What? She said, oh, I was worried that guy. The first window is going to say something. He said some weird things sometimes. All right. Because she said the last time she was there, she pulled up and paid and he was like, hey, do you know Elsa? And she was frozen. She was, she was like, no. I think that you do because I saw her one time and I swear you were with her. So it's a family trait that I have where this guy just feels like eating fast. The weirdest fucking questions. And again, it's just like when he would just like when he told me the first time I met him in that window. Hey man, thanks for giving me that ride the other day. I did not do that. Yeah, you did. No. Yeah, you did. No, I didn't. I did not give you a ride. Yeah, you did. Thanks. You're welcome. I hope man, I hope he has the camera. This is a YouTube channel. Oh, I really hope so too. I do. I hope so too. The next time I go through, I'm going to give him a tadpaw card so he can be super embarrassed. Yeah, it's not a bad idea. It's really not a bad idea. So anyway, there we go. Just want to follow up. That's the guy that I think Ryan said he knows, right? Yeah, who's all something weird like, I want to buy your card. Yeah. All right. So thanks again, everybody. See you. [Music] P-hole in the next 20 minutes. I don't know. I can do it. See, I'm going to take off the part where it's about sauce. Yeah. So it's just you. I have to not just run PPO for 40 minutes. No, that's perfect. I want to do it. That's perfect. You know what? I don't know how I go throughout my day, Tyler, without touching my P P hole, at least 20 times. Just tap it. Just give it a little tap. Don't you just love like a pinky in your P P hole? Like just every now and then? Just wake you up a little bit, just a good jolt. Yeah, but the problem is the nail. So what I have to do is, uh, ritually remove my nail each time before I do it. [Laughter] I got a good player of P-hole finger and pliers. I get up and just think that out. Ooh, boy. Ooh, yummy.