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Chrissie Mayr Podcast
CMP 757 - SimpCast - XRay Girl, Aly Drummond, Chrissie Mayr, Jazmen Jafar, Keanu, Lila
(upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) Hi everybody, my name is Frankie, we're down with your list of the Syntast with Chrissy Meyer, I'm Frankie Down. (dog barking) (dog barking) (dog barking) This is calls for Ayala, hi. Hey, do you remember me? Who's this? Nick? Nick? No? Nick, I don't know names, I don't remember my mom's name. If you would tell me my mom, I wouldn't remember her name, like I'm really bad with names, how do you look? When you see my name again, I don't even know if you heard my name. Nick, I'm not even calling like that, I'm not even calling, it's a horrible, horrible caller, right? I'm gonna play you a little sign. Nick, yours! Oh Nick. Me Chinese, me play jokes, me put pee pee in your cup. (upbeat music) So Vivek, whoa. (laughing) I was craving a slurpee. (laughing) Can I get my change back correctly? I feel like a lot of us are conservative in the way that we just want to be able to say the N word and not really matter. That's all I want, come on. Can I just say the N word? That's how I make a bad person. Come on guys. Well it's a huge fan of yours, she loves her TV. Oh great. I do. All she wants is to be able to say the N word, but that's the only thing that's holding her back in life. Yeah. Oh, it just, you go like this. (beep) (laughing) I'm taking the dog. (upbeat music) (laughing) He's just happy to have the attention. (laughing) He's just happy to have the attention. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (audience clapping) Our next guest is original from Dandy the Illinois. (audience clapping) He enjoys cold beer and hot music. Says that he and his mom don't see eye to eye on his love life. And he claims that his job is costing several relationships. Please welcome Robert Faggot. (audience clapping) Robert Faggot, I see. Faggot is rather an odd name. Yeah, you know, it is a odd name. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) Happy World, God see you today, bitches. (upbeat music) (upbeat music) Happy World, don't sing during the day. Oh, well, it was hangin' day. Happy World, don't sing during the day. Happy World, don't sing during the day. Happy World, don't sing during the day. Happy World, don't sing during the day. Hey. ♪ Something, what's happening? ♪ ♪ The weekend comes, my cycle hurts. ♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ Happy Mother's Day, it's Mother's Day. Simcast, oh my goodness. Hello, hello, hello, hello. So, this is my first Simcast as a mom, and I couldn't have done it without Frank. And also, I abandoned my baby so that I could livestream. Yes, I am a baby. The two streams I've been on was when you were announcing your pregnancy and now this one. I'm your mom. Sim dark African. I remember that, Jasmine, that was like, I hope Jasmine's okay with me unveiling all this stuff. I'm not going to be unveiling all this personal information, but you were just sweet about it. Yeah, this was exciting. Did you guys, guys in the chat, girls in the chat, hope everybody had good. Mother's Day, I celebrated by pumping my boobs for the first time. It's wild. I don't know if any of you have like pumped your boobs or been around someone who's done it. There's something like unnatural about turning on a machine and then attaching it to my body. Oh, really? It's a nipple. It stretches like it just... It's just like sucking it or something? I had my lactation consultant. She came over a couple of weeks ago. I don't know if you guys remember, but she has this stencil of like this nipple size stencil. It doesn't measure your aerial. It measures like your actual nipple. Like this is your nipple. Like how this circumference of it. Yeah. And so she just got... She has a stencil with like all these circles on it. And she just puts the different circles on you to see what size you are. And then from that, she tells you what size pump attachment to buy. Because I guess if you buy one that's too big or too small, it like sucks your nipple through. Does it make it bigger? Temporarily, but then it goes back down, which I was worried about. I was like, is this going to change form? Like is it going to blow air into it? I was just so... I was so worried, but you're watching. It's a crazy thing to watch. You're just like watching your... Does it hurt? It sucks through this thing. No, ideally it's supposed to feel just like exactly like the baby. I don't think it can mimic that though. It does a pretty good job. I have this electric one and you can... You can adjust the cycle, which is like the speed of the repetition. And you can adjust how intense the sucking is. So I don't know. Maybe I'll... If I'm feeling wild tomorrow, I'll turn it all the way up to 10 or something. Oh my god. Oh my god. Maximum... You guys want to become a mommy? You know where you go. I've never felt more like a cow. Jazz, when you probably could make serious bucks doing like that kind of content. Yeah. No, I'm doing like a mommy-milker sale on my last few days in the room. How perfect are mothers today? No. Damn. What kind of mommy-milker content are we talking about here? People love like titty worship, titty focus, like J.O.I.s, like jerk off instructions. J.O.I. stands for, like just anything where you're just like... Anything that your mom would help you with. Like when I can suck on my own tips, because they're so big. You know what I mean? That is a challenge. Oh my god. You've been tried. Like I couldn't even get that close. Oh my god. Yeah. So I can do it. So a lot of people like that kind of content. Yeah. So, wow. That, you know, yeah, I just... Maybe there are moms. There's all different kinds of moms out there. Yeah. Some who suck on their own boobs. Yeah. I think that... Are you a mom, Jasmine? No. Yeah. I think it's hotter before you're... When you're actually a mom, like it's things become way less hot. Yeah. That's what we hear. I haven't brushed my hair in three or four days. Like I... I just sat down. Really nice hair. I sat down and saw what I looked like. And I was like, "Yeah. This is what we're going with today." You're like, "I don't need to brush my hair." Is that your hair, like, naturally out of the shower? This is the natural texture, yeah. This is like... Easy. I... I washed it... Straighter on top. That's what everyone wants. I washed it, like, maybe a day or two ago. And then brushed it and then just put it up wet and let it dry. And, like, haven't really done anything. Looks good. Some people... Lots of nice shine. The best is if it's wet and I do, like, French braids. Let it dry. And then the next day, it's got, like, a nice wave to it. Maybe that's what I'll have to do. Did you guys call books or problems? Yeah. She's like, "I'm busy." Do we have good relationships with our moms? Yes. My mom's in Italy, though, for a wedding. Oh, she's having a nice Mother's Day, then. My sister's with her, too, so... She's a wedding. A family friend of ours is son. I didn't want to go. Oh, let's just say, were you invited or did you say? Yes, it was. I met this person, like, three times. So... The very far-off cousin that... Yeah, it's, like, a friend of my mom's kid. But, like, yeah, it was just... No. It's like you'd have to really want an excuse to go to Italy. That's my mom. Well, my mom's really good friends with his mom. But, yeah, my sister, I think she just wanted an excuse to go. The food there is so good. I want to go back. It's so good. You can eat just so much without feeling bloated. I went a couple of years ago. Well, yeah, God, probably 10 years ago. But it was beautiful. Maybe I'll go back one day. That's really neat. Hey, I'm in Italy. I'm walking in. No, when I think of Italians, I just think of, like, Long Island. Long Island Italians, Jersey Shore. Yeah. I'm, like, watching all of it right now. You are? Yeah, the family vacation. It's so bad. It's good. You got a... What am I... Hey, aren't they still going? They're still going from my understanding. I'm just past COVID for them. So there's, like, at least two or three more seasons. Oh, okay. You're watching old episodes. I thought they were still going. I was like, they're probably all 50 by now. Yeah. They're in their 40s, late 30s. Okay. Still watchable. Still cool. I was trying to think, like, do... I want us to talk about, like, what's our... What is your earliest memory of your mom? I think I was four... I might have been four years old. And we were in the, on the main floor of the house before... Well, what was the dining room? I think it was. It used to be a bedroom. And I remember just, like, my mom, like, picking me up, like, you know, the under the armpit part, like, just kind of just going, like, "We!" And it seems like four is too early to have actual memories, but I think that might be my first memory at all, and also my earliest memory of my mom, which is cool. It's probably, like, a very happy memory. That's why you kind of held on to it, so... Yeah. And now I do "we" to the bean. Like, if he's just crying and I don't know what to do, I'm just like, "We!" And not that I'm throwing him up, but, like, almost to the point where he feels weightless. Like, I find it just disorient. The baby is sometimes the way they go. I remember, like, since, like, I remember her cuddles, or I remember, like, my face, like, on her chest. Like, I remember the feeling more than I remember, like... everything else. Like, I feel like the earliest memories are more sensations. Yeah. Well, sensations, like, the warmth, all that. Mmm, food. For me, probably something to do with food. Yummy food. Yeah. I wonder, like, what the baby, like, thinks of me at this point. Like, is he just... I'm like, "Do you actually like me, or am I just what's familiar?" Oh, I guarantee the baby likes. Do you feed him? Do you, or the one-month-old Ken, like, or just like... I think they're a reliance. Maybe he's too young to form it, like, an opinion. He's probably just like, "Get through the day! Survive!" If you weren't there, it would be a... like, it would negatively impact him. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, what does that call of? When, if you don't attach or bond, like, those people end up... I forgot they have, like, some condition, where they, like... Really? Like, if you attend at the prison, or way more likely to have... Oh, yeah. There's actual, like, mental deficits that... Don't want to secure attachment with your... And then there's the whole thing on attachment styles, even into adults. So, like, avoid an attachment. What is it? Anxious and secure. It starts in childhood. It started with that. What is it? Strange situation. I forget which one I am, but I have heard of that. Yeah. And so, like, I mean, your son is too young, but, like, a little later, they did that experiment where, like, they put this kid in the room. And then the mom would play with them, and the researcher, and then the mom would leave the room. And then the child would react a certain way, and then the mom would come back and, depending on what their attachment style is, some people would get angry, some people that were secure. And then they followed those kids throughout their lives, and those attachment styles kept... Maintained? That's fascinating. It affects your, like, romantic relationships, and people have the type of... That... I knew. Yeah, that's how you react in relationships. So, if you're constantly afraid of being abandoned... And you have anxious attachment style. And that's like, if that's how you're sort of... Cleaning your men and women. Yeah. Every time you date, you're like... And it affects kind of the courtship phase and affects... If you're married to somebody, it's like, if you're freaking out every time, it goes deeper. And it's like, "Oh, you're actually afraid of being left." And it's good to know that about yourself. Mm-hmm. And it's good to work out in your mom so you can, like... I mean, no pressure, but, like, those early years are very important. So, what are we talking here? Like, is there some sort of timer? Like, if he's crying and I don't get to him in, like, over 30 seconds, like, if it's longer than that, is he going to be, like, a gang banger? Do you know what I mean? Like, is it time? Like, what am I supposed to do? But I do know that that whole, like, crap, like, the thing of, "Oh, just let them cry." That's... From what I've read, it's bad, but 30 seconds. I can't do that. Yeah. Well, then you have to balance it, being a... Letting them cry when it's an actual, like, fake cry versus... Yeah. Not true, but not at one month. Not at one month. No, no. I'm thinking, like, into the toddler years, so... I love a fake cry. He's like... Man! I just like when they make noises and they smell so good. Sometimes I cry with them. I'm just like, "Yeah!" [laughter] How are you sleeping? [laughter] I'm cooking. The knot? Is Frank getting a lot of sleep? I saw the best meme. It was... It said, "How to get eight hours of sleep with a newborn?" And then it was just said, "Be the dad." [laughter] It was, like, a little video. It was probably a TikTok or something like... How to get... You know, when they have the mechanical robot lady voice... How to get eight hours of sleep with a newborn? They knew born. They're the dad. I was just like... They're having a tad. Like, snoozing. Frank is really good. He's so good at soothing. He has a really soothing voice. His hands are, like, twice the size of mine, so he's actually really good. He's much better at burping him than I am, because I have these stupid little girl hands and I can barely... Especially as he gets bigger. Because I have to... You don't have to burp him on your lap. You kind of have to hold his little chin and, like, chew up his back. Because I thought the old school was just, like... Oh, so it's so much like the back blows for CPR. For CPR, right, which I remember all my CPR training. But the on-the-back burping is bad because it puts pressure on their stomachs. And if they've just eaten, then they're going to be like... And they'll just be uncoating. Right in your hair. Yes, usually I love that. But it's just a learning process of, like, what his little yells mean. And then sometimes he just goes... He makes, like, a cartoon, like, frowny face. It's so cute. Yes, back blows, fealty, thank you. Yeah. Have you, do you show him on line? Because some parents... I have here and there. It's something I think about a lot, and I've got all kinds of different advice from people who have kids. Like, there are some, even, like... I don't know, I guess you'd call them, like, not really influencers, or people who are online, you know, people that you guys would know. Like, for example, Elijah Shafer is a friend of mine, and he is very much against, like, do not show their face. When I was pregnant, he was, like, don't... He really advised me to just not. He's, like, got it. But he comes from this place, like, and also he's a dad, so maybe he has more of this, like, protection, angle towards it all, so... And at one month, I go back and forth. Like, their face will change significantly at this point. I mean, it makes more sense when they're a little older, but, like, at one month, no one... There was a picture of any of us at one month, no one would be able to tell. It's kind of, like, just a generic baby look that everybody has. So... And then you think, like, oh, well, when this kid gets older, is he gonna... Would he mind? Would he be upset? Like, if my parents... Like, if the boomers were online, like, how we are, I wouldn't have mind. Like, I wish there were more pictures of me. Yeah. As a baby. I think there's a 10 pictures of me. And they're all, like, in a bag, printed out, like, in the basement somewhere. Oh, do you have a baby book? Where you have, like, a look of his hair. Frank got me a baby book. Nice. I was, like, what's a baby book? He's, like, what are you talking about? Like, you don't have them? I'm, like, no. 'Cause I was the third. My parents were, like, whatever, you know. Yeah, and you right now. It's like flipping the pages of, like, a photo album. That's, like, so nice. Yeah. Now everything's on iCloud. And you will lose it at some point. Who knows? And... Yeah. I don't know. I'm not... Like, 'cause the album was, like, do you want to take a bunch and then you'd have to go to, like, Costco or something and get it back. And then you put the best one in the album. Now everyone, like, I have, like, 15 pictures with everything I take a picture of and I just never look at it. And it's, like, you... And even I have, like, a little Instagram for him and I have so many pictures of him, but it's, like, it's almost like this. You can put them up whenever so I don't put them up. It's kind of, like, you need to put off. And now it's a month later. And I'm, like, I think I said... I see, print them. Honestly, I would print them if I were you. Print them? Mm-hmm. Yeah, Frank did print a couple. And he, like, he printed a bunch out for me for Mother's Day, but he had one. He had, like, the picture, first picture of me in the hospital holding him or the next day. And he had it printed on to, like, a piece of wood. It's very cool looking. Oh. And it's, like... He's so thoughtful. He's so thoughtful. Ooh, amazing. He's gonna cry. And then even, like, the baby, his face is so swollen. Like, it's amazing how much he's changed just in a month. But you think about it. Like, birth is traumatic as fuck. Well, he also has a baby. Suspended influence for nine months. Yeah. If you think of that scene from The Matrix, Jasmine, you really do look naked. Whatever. Yeah. I kind of... I was thinking that earlier, and I'm like, well... I was like, I can't even focus. I can't even complete a thought. I'm sorry. I'll show the straw. So, YouTube, or wherever this is streaming to, it doesn't take it down. No, we'll just, we'll make this up. We'll just say it's a breastfeeding channel. [laughter] Happy Mother's Day. Yes, happy. Where are you staying? [laughter] I don't remember what I was talking about. I literally can't even remember. Uh... I was... You can play. My Jasmine's boobs. Oh, yeah. Yes. There's things he's so good. And of course, he's done this already. He's got a 13-year-old. So, he knows how to change it. I was the one with the least diaper changing experience. And like, yeah, bigger hands help from burping. And also, he does that typical dad, like, football hold. One arm? Yeah, the one arm, like... And you can kind of, like, stir. Like, stirring the baby. But, baby's just, like, hanging on, like, a little koala. Like, just kind of like... [laughter] It's cute. It's so cute. It's cute. But I definitely, I handled the, like, the ugly hours. Like, the... Basically, the... The night. The night. Yeah. And I think of it as, like, a little game. Like, like, as soon as he makes it sound, like, don't make up, dad. Like, get him, like, scoop him out of there. And see if I can, like, how quiet. I can get him for everything. So... And then just learning, like... I stopped using the regular lights at night. Like, I just bought this little, like, egg light. Just tapping, tap, tap it. And it, like, it's like a... It's not a real egg. It's just an egg-shaped light. But I'll, I'll bring that around with me. Like, you know, like, old-timey, like, guy-building lantern. Like, that's how I feel in the middle of the night. I have, like, baby... Egg light. I don't know. And then diapers. And he loves to... We gave him a bath today. And he loves to just immediately shit into the towel. [laughter] Oh... [laughter] I'm like, why can't I do that? Like, as adults, like, wouldn't I like to do? You know? 'Cause you have to clean it yourself. That's true. [laughter] Yeah, what's this I hear about red lights, Mr. Goodnight? Oh, so the reason red lights help is the, the, the wave that it's on, it doesn't turn on off your melatonin production in your brain. Mm-hmm. And then that wakes you up. So red light, that's why clocks back in the day were red color. The, the digital clocks. Yeah! So that you can look at it without waking up. And that's why blue light's super bad for you because that wakes you up. How do, do I have blue light in, I guess, in your phone? Yes. And regular lights? Yes. So as best as you can, you try not to have any lights when you're sleeping. 'Cause that can, like, I know for me that wakes me up, like, right away. But I also used to work night shift. So I get very temperamental about stuff like that. And when you wake up, you're supposed to see, like, light. You don't want to, like, sit in a dark room. You want to, like, open your blinds or, like, go outside if you can and get direct sunlight. It's just good for you. I'm the opposite. Like, I, I go, oh, it's the morning. Like, I'm just going to pretend it's still night and keep sleeping. Well, that could work if you want to just keep sleeping. But when you do want to wake up, that's supposed to be, I don't do it either. I just keep everything. I remember during COVID, I was at home all the time and I just never opened my blinds. I was like, I don't know. I don't know what to do with myself right now. Yeah, we all got so squirrely during COVID. Do you like working nights, X-ray girl? Um, it's like a double-edged sword. I didn't like being up, but it was quieter at night and I worked by myself. So I didn't have to worry about other people. Um, because I like, I like some people, but some people are lazy. You know, when they, like, put off work, uh, had a few of those, uh, that I worked with. And it's not fun. Would you have to do their work for them? Yeah. If the patient's waiting and they need this X-ray before they leave, that delays them from getting discharged. So try to do it as fast as possible. Wow. I feel like the medical industry is where you would at least get away with slacking or just being, maybe I've just watched too many medical dramas. Like, I feel like you can't get it. I mean, it, it depends. And the problem is there's unions. So if people slack off, people notice, but your job is protected. Oh, I should have worked in the medical industry. I wouldn't have been fired all those times. Well, I don't know about in the States because I'm not familiar with it, but at least in Canada. In the States, if there was that. Yeah. I'm going to Google it now. I'm going to check your view. Yes, Google it. Oh, Lex Luntini, you are new to the channel. Welcome. Can I sit for someone I'm not attracted to? Yes, of course. Why not? Absolutely. Wait a second. Is that your way of saying you're not attracted to us? If so. Wow. How rude. Good. Lorraine's lunatic. Kristi, happy first Mother's Day. Thank you. Oh my God. I still can't believe it. Torco the White, happy Mother's Day to the best internet redhead mother. Also 24 months. Holy cats. Where did the time go? For you? I don't know. But we're glad you're here. Thanks, Torque. Push ups. My two-dollar warrior. Happy Mother's Day, Kristi. Thank you. Push ups. Gregory Lieber. Hail, moms. Well, the good ones. Anyway. That's true. It's definitely a day that brings up. With some mixed feelings for folks. James Sharp. Happy Mother's Day on your first Mother's Day. Thank you, James. Oh my God. It's Young Page Chang with the Orange Boy. I haven't seen you in a minute, Young Page Chang. Happy, Happy Kristi's Day, Mother. Your appearance on Malice last week was awesome. Here's some cool all money to catch up before you find out your pregnant with the second. Oh my God. Have you had a drink yet? No. Well, I think right like a few days after I gave birth, like me and Frank went out for steaks and I had a glass of wine. But I was too anxious to really enjoy it because I have to wait the whole two hours before feeding. Yeah. And you couldn't pump and dump at that time anyways. No, and I think from the people I talk to, they say you don't have to pump and dump. If you're just wait till you're not buzzed anymore because if you're not buzzed and like the alcohol is not in your bloodstream and therefore it's not going to be in your milk. So juice cannon. AKA Johnny Wearys next. Happy hot Mama Day, ladies. Thank you, juice. David Carpenter. What's up, David? Sorry. Drinking with friends. I wanted to say happy Mother's Day, Chrissy. You better be drinking with your mom, David. You get one day. Push ups. Gigi's impression of her mom's accent is hilarious. Mine. My parents are Persian, so I might have spoken online using their accent before. How does your mom sound? How does your mom sound? I can't do it. You can't put her on the spot. I can do impressions on the spot because I can barely do them anyway. I feel the same. Yeah. Yeah. It's the only Valley girl. Do it. Oh, my God. I can't believe you just wanted me to do this. It just sounds like you normally. I know, which is the worst part about it. Yes. I was a bit of a Valley girl when I was younger. That Valley girl, that is an accent. I had to learn pretty in and out to do Drew Barrymore because she is from California. It's a Valley girl, but with a little bit of stroke mouth. That was so funny. If I'm not drilling the accent, I can lose it. Maybe two days later, it just leaves your head. It's weird. Did the hand still stinky? Oh, yes. I have to find them. It's too plastic. I just think it's hilarious. She has plastic hands. What? These will come in handy, right? I'm sure. What's the context for the plastic? I was doing an impression of Drew Barrymore. You know how she is super cringe? She tries to force an emotional moment with her guests. I haven't watched one of her, but it's not. The clips are floating around the internet. Her recently with Kamala before that was her with Dylan Mulvaney. She'll just basically jump into somebody's lap. She got down on her knees or something like that. She does this more. She forces closeness that is not authentically, organically there yet. That's why it comes across so cringy. I was like, "I'm going to do Drew Barrymore." Then I was doing this thing where I was like, "I was roasting the panel of F&T." Then I would say, "Hey, can I hold your hands? Can I go next to you?" Because x-ray girl is... Oh my god, that was so funny. I was like, "Can I be put next to ads?" Then I'm like, "Can I hold your hands?" Then I would do this and have the hands perfectly out of frame. Do you want to see it? For you. For you. You would just put your hands... Jasmine, if you put your hands to the other way, point them this way. Oh, I see, I see. No, girl like this. Like to the right. Like that. Like that. Other way. And now stick them further. Further, further, further. There we go. Yay. Oh my god, the side boob on your top is insane. I know. I know. Sorry. Very cool. I'm like, "Go down. Go down." She can go up. Yeah, do you have that clip? Yes, I do. I do. I'm being lazy on my own damn stream. All right. So this is when we messed it up, so I'm sorry. No, it was my favorite part. Other way. Other way. - And would you hold my hand? - I'm gonna hold you, I'll hold you hand, Drew. - Beautiful, beautiful. [LAUGHTER] [INTERPOSING VOICES] [LAUGHTER] [INTERPOSING VOICES] [INTERPOSING VOICES] [INTERPOSING VOICES] [LAUGHTER] [INTERPOSING VOICES] [INTERPOSING VOICES] [INTERPOSING VOICES] [LAUGHTER] [INTERPOSING VOICES] [INTERPOSING VOICES] Thank you, thank you. [INTERPOSING VOICES] [LAUGHTER] [INTERPOSING VOICES] Thank you. This is similar to my moment with Kamala Mamala Harris, where I just wanted to love you, your eyes, and tell you that you're strong and you're beautiful, and as long as you maybe get a little bit of cocaine, I believe you will get there. Thank you. [INTERPOSING VOICES] [LAUGHTER] [INTERPOSING VOICES] Yeah. [INTERPOSING VOICES] I wish I had a wig that was slightly more brown. It was a little too dark. That bothered me. But again, like-- Really good though. You did a good job. Thank you. Andrew is-- she's mentally ill. But it's not her fault. She's given a lot of drugs at a young age. She was drinking by nine cocaine, I think, by 12 or something. She had a horrible mother. Was she a child? Did she get-- Yes. Yes. She was an ET, wasn't she? She was an ET. That was her breakout role. He was working in Hollywood just as a baby. She was doing-- she was like a baby model because she came from basically Hollywood royalty, like everybody in her family. The very more is like everyone in that family is an actor. So she kind of had no choice. I don't feel bad because she could have had a better life. Really interesting. Yeah. The mom would bring her to parties and just like-- because I had to watch a lot of appearances. Because that sounds like I really feel for Drew. Because I don't want to do like a cruel impression. Because I'm like, I actually feel like I got to know her story a bit. Yeah. And the mom would-- I watched her appearance on Oprah. Like a long time ago, she would bring her to parties. And then the mom said, "Yeah, I would go my way." And she would go her way. Like, at a party? No. 14 years old. You can't be letting a kid that-- Oh, their own way. What do you-- So do you guys see that, um, what is it quiet on set? I don't know what you're like, I'm 29. So that little era was like right. Oh, yeah. I was. Amanda Bime was like, I was like-- Oh, she's another one that-- She's another one that, yeah. I'm like, oh my gosh. I think she's going to be in nail tech now. She's trying to get her nail tech thing. Oh, really? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. What is that? It's known as psychosurgery. It involves the use of medications to sever connections to the brain's prefrontal cortex. No way! You can just-- Oh, my gosh. Someone just feels so comfortable and tired. And she was a child. Like she literally talks like, "Hi, guys." It's just like completely something. She's lost something. Yeah. In a sense, probably. Yeah. That is really sad. And then what the hell happened with Brittany? She said, "Oh, and Lindsay Lohan?" Yeah. She was so cute. Lindsay Lohan was so cute too. She was. I saw her on like a Hallmark for some reason. It was Hallmark playing. Like now? She did like a Hallmark video movie like maybe a couple of years ago. I was like, "All right. She's trying." She's changed. Her face just changed a lot too. So I don't think she's as cute as she used to be when she was natural. I think she just started--that's what happens. It's like, you just start fucking with your face. I guess that's inevitably all women. It's like you either embrace age or you're like, "You just start fucking with your face." Madonna! I know. And that's the thing too. You only say, "Oh, wow. This person got work done when it's bad." Yeah. That's the level getting work done where you don't even know if it's good work. When she got eyelid surgery, I don't even know what that means. Oh. Oh, you just do it all the time. Oh, wow. Would I look good with that? I think we're fine. I don't know. Also, I feel like her and Lindsay have done so many substances and I'm sure that's going to affect things. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Just get old. Embrace the old. I mean, get a little hotel. It looks a little, you know, do the skin laser little. Little Botox, maybe a little filler. I wouldn't do the buccal fat removal. I find that makes you look older. Personally. Yeah. As you get older, naturally. I thought that's why you want fillers so that you have the plumper, like, useful look. Yeah. I have filler for my cheek, so I feel like I wouldn't... You have filler in your cheeks? Yeah. And I talk to her a lot. So without the contour, it doesn't look as intense, but I like a shirt. The contouring is the makeup, right? Yeah. Okay. God, that looks really good. Yeah, a lot of dance. But, you know, I like, like, a sharp cheekbone, but I would never, like, have fat removed from my face. It's just a really bad idea for it when it comes to aging. So the art of subtlety. Very permanent. Yeah. See, guys? Yeah. And I wouldn't be able to tell. Yeah. I had no idea. Let's... Oh, my God. Speaking of Mother's Day. There was a baby on the floor at a Taylor Swift concert. On the ground. There was maybe actually on the floor directly, or was there at least a carrier? Yeah. On a blanket on the floor. Let's read. When my mom's close, I mean, not that this makes it that much better, but was the mom, like, in close proximity? Or was it, like, a branded? No, it was... I think the mom was close by. Oh, my God, everyone. Did you have to get a ticket for the baby? Right? That's right. The baby also has to spend a grand... How did security let the baby in? Like, I feel like... Look at this. Oh, my God. The baby could have been stepped on. Oh, no. Oh, it's really... This looks like maybe... Maybe one years old, if that could possibly walk. Wow. What if your baby ran away? What is blurred right here? The face. Oh, right. Okay, because this is an arm. Yeah. I don't think you should be bringing babies to conflict. How did the baby even get in? Like, is that not like, like, if I was working security or anyone, like... Or I was being the person that's looking at tickets, I'd be like, yeah, no babies. Around the... The... Is in crowd to people. The thing that I think would bother me the most, not even putting the baby on the floor is I don't think the baby had headphones on for noise. Oh, no. That's really bad. Yeah, it's true. I didn't even know that, but I assumed that the baby didn't just because I wouldn't think this kind of mom would even put headphones. So this was in Paris, and the Swifties are outraged, of course. Twitter user Jacknights13 shared a photo of a baby appearing to be asleep on a purple coat in the standing room. At the standing room section, they could get trampled in the standing room section of Swift's show at La de France, Helena. An unidentified person could be seen standing over the baby in the snap, but it's unclear whether they were the little one's parent or guardian. Yikes. Okay, this is a man with a bunch of wristbands. Can we tell just by the shorts and socks and sneakers if this person is a gay or not, this guy? I'm going to say... It's a definite dad look. It's full-blown. These re-backs, that's a full-blown straight dad. It's the way he's standing kind of like around the baby. Like, I feel like it is. Yeah. Yeah. Either is responsible for the baby or knows the baby. I think if he wasn't there for Taylor Swift, he should have just stayed home with the baby. Yeah. He's there for Taylor Swift. [laughter] What's that thing called where you wrap the baby around your body? Yes, I have. Yeah, it's like a... It's called a Moby Wrap, or they've got different names. Yeah, you can totally wrap it yourself. They also have these dad like baby wearing shirts. It's basically like a Papus inside a T-shirt. And you can just stick the baby in there. Yeah, the baby's not that heavy at this rate. Especially for a guy. This is not good. And you know what, who knows? Maybe they put him down just for five minutes, but you just never know what can happen. Like some wild... In a crowd? In a crowd, yeah. No. Swifties be crazy. They just want to dance too. They don't know what's happening around them. I can imagine it's on his head. This is someone in the front and that person topples back. You know what I mean? We've all been talking. Yeah, we've got drunk and tripped backwards. And then it hits someone's neck. You've been like a drink spilling or falling near this baby in a shatter. It's like it's just so sweaty, hot. People might be doing drugs. Yeah, drugs could fall on the baby's head. Yes. Less likely a Swiftie concert, but you never know. True. It's a baby pattern. No, it's cocaine. And there she is dressed. Oh, I like the mismatch shoes. I know somebody or actually like my uncle was over today and he said he knew someone that went and saw her in Paris because it was cheaper than seeing her in the States. I forget where she was going. Really? Really? With a hotel and flight, it was still cheaper to see her in Paris than in the US? It's all those resellers. I hate resellers. Yeah. They're scalping it up. This is her in some sort of declaration of independence dress. I don't know what's up with that. Fans flock to social media to write how upsetting the photo is. All right. That's good. Not to be one of those people, but I would genuinely call security if I saw a baby in the pit because it's not safe there. The user captioned in the photo of the fan who attended the Friday show in Paris later clarified that the photo was not theirs. The photo quickly went viral and fans replied with the shock. Yeah. This is too busy. I don't think you should bring a baby and hold it in there, much less on the floor. Yeah. Yeah. You want this person to step on your baby. What's your baby to see this face? These all have the same. They're sharing the same eye shadow. Oh, yeah. Clearly. Oh my goodness. God, I don't even want to be at this. I mean, I definitely, I'm not a Swiftie fan. I don't know either, but even there's nothing I'd want to be in that crowd for, like at all. Yeah. Sorry. I'm saying if you have a baby, it's like, yeah, you're sorry. You've had a baby, which means certain things are just add the question for a little bit. Yeah. That's what being a parent is. So they're in crowd like scare me. Yeah. I mean, was it like a 16 year old mom? Like I can't imagine, like imagine if it was like a, like a 30 year old who did that. Yeah. That would be an example. It's like priorities. And some people clearly prioritize other things than their child. Well-being. Right. This person saying you should have a carrier for them and the baby needs ear protection. Yes. We're all going to carrier. How could they even think about bringing a baby? Not a good idea. Everyone's shaming them. They deserve to be shamed. Like there's a lot of people shamed about on the internet. Like, oh, you set them this cracker. Like, you know, or you, they are not on a sleep schedule, but this isn't the same. This is like, there should be an investigation. Yeah. They shouldn't arrest that baby. What about when a baby finds it overwhelming too? It looks like they may have yet ear protectors on, but even so. It would be loud chaotic, lots of movement, flashing lights. I don't see the point in taking baby to a concert. They're not even going to know what's going on. Like, no, I don't think they were like, come on, baby. You got to see Taylor Swift. I think they just, they're your first Taylor Swift concert. Congratulations. We can't find a shirt. That's your size. Literally, if there was an emergency and everyone had to rush to exit. Yeah. Right. What are some crazy shit pops off? What is upsetting? So I wonder what Taylor Swift has to say about this, if you will. It was a Travis Scott that had like the stampede and people like died. Yeah. I mean, I feel like there's going to be a stampede anywhere, Taylor Swift. Yeah. Wow. The website and the arena doesn't recommend bringing children under the age of four. Four. You're not ready for a concert at four. I don't know. I think like eight or nine, once you start listening to the music, maybe, maybe. Yeah. Cause even like some stuff where you might like the music, you can't like six year olds can't be in one spot. Like they're probably going to come and be like, yeah, for one song. I'm like, okay, I'm going to go, you know, it's just, they're not enough to like know if they want to go to a concert and what that entails. Unbelievable. Bad parenting. Bad mom. Mark reality. Ooh. Thank you for the yellow boy. First skim cast since you became a mama. Happy Mother's Day. Also. Hi, Jasmine. Hi, Mom. You guys know each other. We do know. I'm obsessed with these German gummies. Like Sam, I don't know if you're in the chat, Sam, but. Okay, Sam. Come to shows. German gummies. We're dead. I'm obsessed. They're so good. Is there sugar free ones? They're vegan, even though that's not something I care about. I guess they have like healthier ingredients. I'm just no high fructose corn set. That's good. Yeah. Yeah. Everything's in German. I don't understand what it says. Jeremy Parker is happy Mother's Day at Chrissy and is Jasmine the mommy to those twins. Hi, girl. My problem child, for sure. Oh, is it the bigger one or exactly? It's less cooperative. I think a little bigger, like, like to spill out more popping out. Yeah. I'm excited, like, meeting new people. How do you not crack up every time you hear my fans? What? Like only fans? What do you mean pushups? What do you mean? Oh, right. My mom calls only fans. My fan. Okay. Okay. Yes. She keeps. Oh, my gosh, are you still doing my fan? To raise lunatic wasn't it Lindsay Lohan that we watched in that Christmas movie on Discord a couple of years ago? Yes. Oh, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Okay. That was the hardest thing. How old is she now? Let's see. She thinks she's like 30. Okay. Oh, she's not that much. I'm completely different now. Her face is different. God bless. She's doing what she loves. Um, Kaylax. Oh, thank you for the yellow boy. Jasmine, will you marry me? I'm, I'm 34. Oh, he has a stutter. I'm 34 and looking for a woman that can bear my future children. I want a family of four or three, maybe two. Those are the projections. Sure. You really? Oh, that was easy. I didn't have a better response. Could you be charmed? Could you be charmed from someone from the chat? Has it ever happened? Um, no, not from like one super chat. No, not one. Mm. Yeah. And then it was gotten close. No, I'm like pretty picky, even in real life. That's part of the reason I don't date. Cause I feel like I have to date like a hundred people to like, like one of them. That's what it's all about. You got to get some frogs. So describe your ideal man. Uh, very smart. Um, so intelligence is like huge for me humor. I don't know how much money they make, but they just have to like, they have to add value to my life. I'm pretty introverted. I'm, I, I like being like alone. Um, obviously like I want somebody eventually for long term, but like that would be the main thing is you have to make my life like more valuable. Like I'm not being in a relationship because I'm one of those girls who like can't be single or whatever. I really like my single life. So if you come into it and you take that time away from me, then it needs to be better. So that's the thing. Be smart. Be fun. Mm hmm. In rich your life. Yes. I like it. And what about, are you looking for somebody who could help you with your content, whether it's like collaborating or. Ideally. Yes, but it's not a deal breaker. If they don't want to be in the comment content, it would be a deal breaker if they had an issue with me doing it. Um, but if they just personally in it, that wouldn't be a deal breaker. But ideally, yes, like we travel the world and we have sex on camera. Yeah, what about if they just wanted to like help you manage the content or, or they were behind the scenes. That's fine. Yeah, that'd be fine. Okay. Okay. See, Kaylex, maybe. Maybe there's a chance for you. I'm pretty like high strung in like control freak though. So like I would be. Oh, yeah. I don't know. You get away at all. You seem chill AF. I'm still a lawyer. I have a little bit of that type A personality. Ah, okay. That makes sense. I have the type A personality event. So like, oh, I have this management company and I just gave them my passport and they're just running my page. I'm like, that's your money. What do you do? Like, I would, because that happens a lot in the industry, right? Oh, yeah. It happens way more than I feel like it should, but like I don't work with any management companies partially for that reason. But there are a lot of people who just are like, Oh, hand over the reins. Um, and I mean, maybe when I first started, but now that it's like a career and it's like how I make my money. I would never just. You want the whole path. Yeah. The whole pie and I don't trust anyone else to, you know, and since I built it from the ground up myself. Yeah, it's that control piece in you. Yes. I'm like, basically, like when girls first start, they asked us 50%. And then you're already giving 20. Yeah. And then you're already giving 20% to only fans. So I'm like, what, like, why isn't you're only making 30 at that. At that, at that rate that a lot of girls do take and then like, you know, some. It's not worth it. Yeah. And then then plus the 20 that you're giving no only fans. Now you're only making 50%. It's just, and the whole point of only fans is to like get rid of that middle man. Right. You don't need like, I was like, when these agencies come to me like, well, what are you going to do post a picture of my tits on the internet? Like I could do that. I mean, at most, like maybe someone to help with like DMS and help organize, but that. Yeah. I've got an ethical issue with it. I don't feel like it's people are paying to talk to me because a lot of people do that. They hire chatters and then you're talking to some guy in Bangladesh and they think it's you. I feel like that's like fraudulent. And I think eventually they're going to have to change it because there's been rumors of lawsuits and stuff going around. And why has been talking in broken English? My name is Bob. Oh, thank you miss time, Lauren. Sorry after working for five years at a law firm's mailroom. I'm making a rule to never mess around with lawyer chicks. What lawyer chick or OF check if you had to check. Oh, I would like a lawyer chick. I don't even think I know an actual female lawyer in real life. No, I don't. Actually, it's me and it's Megan Fox. Yeah, I mean, I don't know what a typical lawyer chick would be. Maybe a little nerdier with the way we argue, especially lawyer couples, because there's a lot of lawyer couples. It's like very like methodical arguing like what's your reason if you like. Here's a hypothetical. Here's a counter argument issue rule analysis conclusion like that's how we argue. But besides that, really, they're just one of the people. Okay, no, maybe maybe she's not a lawyer, but she's lawyer Lee. Definitely. We claim her. Yeah, there we go. Right. What if the lawyer chick looks great in pencil skirt? Even better. I love a good pencil skirt. Oh, yeah, I miss them. That is the one thing I miss about not working in an office anymore is like sometimes you could get some like, like, cute little. I work in an office outfits. Don't know what that's like. I'm used to wearing pajamas. Those girls are not like good on me. I used to have to go super kind of oversized or tight just because of my body type. But I do, I do most like having like, like, you know, like the more slick back hair or like that clip or like, you know, that office. Because I'm very lucky. I think I make it even when I'm wearing clothes. Right. When you have your options are. Look scandalous or look frumpy. Yeah. Your bra. If you don't mind me asking. Like contrast wise, they look very large. And there's F, then there's G. So three sizes bigger than a D. There's double D though. So there's double D and then triple D is E and then there's F and then there's D. So you're a quadruple D. Yes, four D. Five D, like Trump's five D chess. She's playing five D chess. Oh, pushups. You need a guy who can talk philosophy over this and Jan. That's a Persian dish. Oh, he knows you. Yeah. This guy is just Google Persian food. I mean, he knew how is this the same guy who was talking about how my mom says my fan and now he knows. I think so. Yeah. He's partially. He does it's a catch. He's partially Greek. I think. Okay. We're fully. You guys can see other Nina. You guys have Nina who's the other Persian girl. Oh, yeah. You look true. Nina's super. Oh, Mark reality. Jasmine should take her business to kick and. Oh, rumble. Cause you can't. Can you not spell out rumble on super chats? It's probably block it. That's okay. Also, most of the lawyer chicks that I know are prosecutors a few in family law. The problem with kick and rumble is streaming. I don't usually stream. I'm, you know, I, I maybe go live on OF, but I'm not like a streamer. So. Do you think you could do one of those like start live? I don't know what you stream, but you can start live on kick and rumble and then just like shut those down and then go to. Do you want TikTok? I used to like go live on TikTok and because you know, TikTok would like bring you all different. And then I'd be like, okay, if you guys want to go have fun now, but then they'd always ban you. Oh, thank you for sexual solicitation. Wow. Is TikTok getting banned? I keep hearing it, but I didn't look into it. They may be in the States. You put her hair up for academic purposes course. Here you go. Here you go. It's cute any either way you go. I really have to get mine done. I'm really fine. Is that your natural color? Actually kind of. Yeah. It's, uh, it's, I, yeah, whatever my eyebrows are, which is like a dirty hair. A lot of the red has kind of like doled out at this point. Is the baby the baby for you or Frank? I'm, I'm not a natural redhead, of course, but, um, when I was little, I had, yeah, like my hair. It almost looked like almost like strawberry blonde, but then it, it became like, I was very blonde. Like curly Q, when I was when I was little, I was like a little kid, but yeah, Frank is brown. It looks like it's brown right now. The baby is here with brown and it looks like his eyes still like look like dark blue. Like I wonder if they'll end up like mine, but Frank's got gorgeous eyes. They're like hazel and green. So unless it still stay, you never know. Unless something wild happens and hands up with brown, but I think like statistically that would be incredibly low. The chances of that. I'm having brown eyes. Taylor Swift is overrated and she feasts on felines. Yes, I am starting a daycare service. Any takers? No. Camelot. Thank you for the yellow boy. I can legally say Happy Mother's Day to Chrissy now. It's joking that she looks like a mom. Oh, hey, I don't know whether it'd be insulted by that or not. Thank you Camelot. Um, how, how was all your little race car driving going? I didn't mean to have to come off condescending. Uh, how's the beanie mobile pushups? Wow. Five dollars. Somebody's doing well. You said all you said all this in the interview with Nina. Some guys listen. Oh. Oh. Yeah. He listened to me. I'm just having Nina on me on one day. I'm not sure. Yes. I invited Nina. Um, Nina, if you're out there. Fine. Let's put out the bat light. All right. The infinity sign up. My son was born with bright green eyes now that now there are green. Wow. Cool. From blue to green. That's cool. I have a, I had a friend who had one day would be green eyes and then the next day would be gray eyes and then the next day back to green. That was wild. I've never seen that before. Yeah. Sometimes it can change like based on what color shirt you're wearing. So I've seen people do that. I've always just had brown. Me too. What was that time? Everything. It was like, I don't know. It was in high school where all the brown eyed people, we'd all put color contacts and we just, it doesn't look good. No, I, I loved putting gray in. I found that was like the least obtrusive looking color in my eyes. Oh, I'm just going to get bright blue. It'll totally work. It's so weird. It looked like a robot alien weirdo. Mm hmm. But yeah. Those were so good old days. I used to get upset at the song brown eyed girl. I was like, why are those songs about blue eyed girls? Really? I feel like the opposite. I feel like everything was like, oh, she had blue eyes or green eyes. I used to hate checking like hair color brown. Eyecolor brown. I was like, that's such a not cute. Because if you could do hair color brown, eye color hazel. There is a chemical procedure. I think you can do to change your eye color. Nobody should do it. That sounds scary. You're going to go blind. Yeah. No, I don't think you should be messing with. It was a dude. It was a very vain dude. I think he was some kind of Asian. It sounds even scarier than getting like lysic eye surgery. And that is scary. I wear contacts and everyone's like, oh, you should get lysic. If you do end up getting it. I'm going to warn you don't watch videos of how they do it part. Got it. Cool. Because sometimes the contacts are just like, oh, well, I could just pick up. Yeah, I don't want to do it because somebody bumps into the machine. Well, I'm on the table and then the middle of this never happens. Well, now you're fucked and you have no eyes. Now I'm a mole. Horrible. It would be to have no like to not see. Yeah. I'm okay with blurry. Blurry is fine. Yeah. I'll deal with it. Yeah. I'm just nearsighted. So like, I can't see like, I can't read really far. That's fine. I'll take it. Yeah. You just walk over there and read it. I think if I can't see close, that's more annoying. Because you know when they like, when they would, when they dilate your pupils, when you go to the eye and then like you can't. Oh, I would hate. Oh, that's the worst. I feel like I'm on drugs. I drops in and you're like, ah, I hate that. They need to like, really close to it and they're like, you're like trying. Oh, they do the air blow? Yeah. Oh, I hate that. I always. I suck at that. Like, I think the last time to the eye doctor, they actually gave up on doing that to me because they tried it about like eight times and I kept anticipating it and like pulling my eye away. I was like, I've just had too much shit. Like squirting my eye. I'm sensitive. One of the wildest. It isn't like a pap smear. I feel like that's the worst. I can't even do a pap smear. Oh, really? The fucking torture that I love. It used to like screw up in your room. I'm like, no, that's okay. Oh, the speculum. I welcome it. I go, this feels nice. I haven't been, I go, I always go. I haven't been, I haven't been, I haven't been, I haven't been. So long. I'm like, that's fine. I'll just have that. I don't want. I hate when they have to like feel inside you and you're like, wow. What like the thing in your cervix and swab it. No, he's like relax, relax. I'm like, you really? I can't. In my vagina with like this metal rod and now you're like, no, I can't. What are you swabbing in there? What's even happening in there? That's what I don't miss at all from being pregnant is the swabbing and people going down there and looking into there. Taylor Swift, Kim Lott needs a wrench and Jasmine Lowell. Maybe perhaps. Oh, Hotep Tiger. I know about Hotep Jesus, but this is a new type of Hotep. Happy Mother's Day, Chrissy and X-ray girl is the reason for my yellow fever. Oh, love you girls. Yeah. Wow. We're not supposed to say yellow fever anymore. That's very untoward Hotep Tiger. What do we call it, then? I guess I think you're supposed to decide. You can wait. Oh, I don't like it. You don't like it. Okay. Yeah, I guess it's fine then. You will pop out of the air. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Are you an x-ray tech? Because that would make sense. Oh, he just has Tourette's. Oh, okay. Cool. Old Marine. Oh, okay. Here we go. I got lazy many years ago. I don't find my contacts to be scratchy. What's annoying is when they get very dry, like if I'm dehydrated or if I had a long night or something. I go like, it's hard to blink. Sleeping on an airplane and then waking up. Oh, the word. That's bad. Yeah. Sometimes like, does this ever happen? You guys are doing makeup and then you kind of like poke yourself in the eye with a mascara. And then you see mascara, like, in your eye. Loading around. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a few. I feel like because I'll put eyeliner in my water line and there are ones that I feel like will stay. Yeah. Maybe. It's crazy. I mean, you out for these. I want them to put me out for everything. Put me out for a pack. You don't put you out for that. I wish I could afford just doing dailies all the time and just be so much easier. So don't be worried about. They don't put you out for lazy. No. Did they put the things on you that are from like, Oh, what's the movie? Clockwork Orange. Were they just like? Some form of that because you have to keep the eye open. And you're like completely don't even give you like pro knock. I think they give you some sort of like a numbing agent with it's local, though, because it's just to make sure this area doesn't hurt. So. Yeah. This is why I don't want to do it. No, I'm glad I'm not the only one. I asked for like a little bit of time before. That's what I hear, which I mean, I just have to wear glasses. Which is fine. Yeah. Glasses are hot. Yeah, I don't do it. Oh, I feel a lot better because when I was my last job fired me because I wouldn't get the vaccine. There was a period of time where like I knew my health insurance was going to run out. And so I was like, Oh, I almost got Lasix, like, like spite, like sick because I was like, okay, I know that I felt it'll be covered to a degree. Yeah, it was December of 21. I was there six years. It's a corporate media company, very well known. And I was working for somebody very important and high up. And they really like that summer. They, my boss discovered. I was on the Meghan Kelly podcast and he was about to get on a flight and he like news came across his phone like I was in the news. And that's when he was like, his mind was blown because he knew I had done stand up. But like again, they were talking, this is like a limousine liberal type guy. And he was like, he just like shit his pants. Like what is, what is my assistant doing in the news basically? And then he found out like, because I was on Meghan Kelly show to talk about why January six was blown up and covered. By the media and said that it was like January six was chill. It was no big deal. And then I'm going to, I was an out Trump supporter and all. So all the things like he just learned too much about me. All the things I was trying to keep kind of secret and under wraps. And then so he had it out for me since then. That was like the July of 21 and then finally I wouldn't get vaccinated. So that's what he was able to get me fired on. Like we'll consider you voluntarily resigned, which is bullshit. I couldn't get health insurance. I couldn't get unemployment. So wow. And comedy at the time. Yeah, I was doing comedy. Oh, yeah. I've been doing comedy since like 2011. Okay. I started that. You started your channel around them too, right? A little before that. I've had YouTube for a while, but I didn't really start really doing it until 2020. I started doing a podcast and then I started with Compound Media a year before that. So like in 2019. So it was, damn, it was really nerve wracking. And I would just, like when I have a, when I have a corporate job, I guess. I don't know, maybe it's different now because I've grown a bit, but I don't, I would always get to a point where I would be not taking lunch. I'm always staying late, like just always doing the most and kind of like not having a backbone, basically like doing so much thinking it'll like endear me to my boss. And then they just. Yep. It's going to work out that way. Yeah. But that's unfortunate. Oh, no, it's like maybe I was not, you know, losing enthusiasm for the job. And I think you're better off without it and you do more stuff online. So. Oh, yeah. It was absolutely like stifling because right. There's only so much you can do. Yeah. 60 and on. Yeah. So. It just was a bit, uh, it was a little traumatic at first. But you never want to be let go at a job. I think even if you didn't like the job, it's still a. It feels like a judgment on you. Yeah, it sucks. It hurts my feelings. Yeah, I was working. I had like a little double life for a while with my only fans and my lawyer job at my firm. And I didn't want to be at the lawyer job. It was making so much money on a lot. And I hated it. So I was like, Oh, I really want to leave, but I didn't have the balls to leave. So I kind of wanted to get fired because I knew if they found out I would get fired, but then I also didn't want that because it's like embarrassing and all that. So it was just like this weird, like some days I'd go in and I didn't worry about any of it. I felt fine. Some days I'd go and really paranoid. Some days I'd go and look, I'm going to quit today. It was just a whole thing. God, I think I've only quit one job. Really? Ah, the rest I've been. Okay. No, two. The rest have been fired from. Yeah. My like, my life guarding dive, dive coaching. Job. I want to be a fired. I left because I just had to go. I had to fucking use my degree and. Oh, you finished school. I was like, how'd you get fired from life guarding? I want to hear that. I didn't get fired. That was one of the chips. I started. No, I saved like four people. Wow. I was a lifeguard. I think I started when I was like maybe 17. And then I started coaching the dive team like at 18 and I was the youngest dive coach. I was the youngest. I was the youngest of coach they never have, but I was like, oh, incredibly qualified. I was like doing division one diving. I was like, dude, I was like, you're not going to find a better coach than me. Like just fucking get over it and hire me. And then I worked till like, I think maybe the summer after college. So like 22. Oh, that's good. And then I was like, all right, I guess I have to like use my degree. By the way, my first job out of college, I was like giving tours at radio city music hall, which isn't using a degree. Like I just was doing something in the city. That was a hoot. Would you get your degree? Communication with like media studies. It's concentration. Yeah. What kind of job would that typically get? I don't know. I thought because I remember I interviewed God everywhere. I worked at a place that advertises for like Broadway shows. I was like an editor. So in media. Yeah. I worked and I had a couple of jobs in advertising. A couple of just, I worked at a hedge fund. As like an assistant to like three or four different analysts. And that was cool because that was around the time of like the economic collapse. So I could actually. We were like, when I was hired, we were like living. Living a large, like insane Christmas trip that we had an office in London as well. So they flew out the London office and our office to Puerto Rico. We stayed at the poor seasons for a night. And then we did a cruise or a yacht around like the Virgin Gorda Islands. This was just like a long weekend. This was our Christmas trip. This was like two, I guess it was 2008. And then the shit hit the fan with the, with the economy. And then I got fired from that. But the hedge fund, I think, tanked ultimately. And then like, what else? Oh, I worked at a school in the admissions department. Worked at, I had like four different jobs at NYU. I have so many jobs. I've had like 15 or 16 different day jobs. Wow. Yeah. Your resume must be very extensive. Oh, it's, it's frightening looking. Yeah. Because some things are just like six months, eight months, 10 months. But then the last few were like for years, like the last job I had for six years. So I was like, wow, I'm really doing it. Six years. I really like convinced myself I'm a normal person. How do you just do content full time? Yeah. Yeah. So YouTube has taken over for my day job. And I still do, and I do basically more stand up. Okay. Cause now it's like before when I had a day job, I had to just do really Saturday's. Yeah. Um, and Fridays, if I left, it would really limit like I couldn't tour the country. Cause I, you know, I'd have to, now I can fly like during the middle of the week. Yeah. Mm hmm. Yeah. It opened me up a ton. It was, it was always the goal, but I was too scared to just like quit and spread my wings. Like I had, I had to be fired. I think even if I hadn't been fired from that job, I would have tried to hang on to it. Because I just, my parents drilled it into my head like, well, we paid for this degree. So you, and you have to have health insurance. Yeah. She don't need it. No, I went for a year without it. I was fine. I just sort of didn't do as many sick jumps on the slopes when I was snowboarding. I think I only have like the, like, you know, like, I don't have it for like just like. Like going to the dermatologist or something, which is pretty much all I do. Yeah. And that you can get kind of anywhere. It's like, if it's over, if it's like, if I get an accident in the emergency room, then that's when you need it. When it will actually, at least for me, when it'll actually like hit hurt my bank account, rather than that, I'd rather just pay out of pocket. Yeah. I was restricted to like, Oh, this person's in your insurance. Oh, you can't see this doctor. They're not, I hate it all that. Oh, American insurance issues. I heard. Yeah. You can't, you know, you don't have this, but here it's like you've insurance and then you can only go to someone like in your network. It's stupid. But I'm dying, but you, we don't take your insurance here. I'm still dying. Oh, I've been with you this long. I've been with you this long. Love Chrissy. Oh, 20 months. Wow. It's about congrats. You're the best love long time. Jason, Jason Webster, Mother's Day in light of Chrissy, recently having given birth must make the day more poignant. I hope you had a lovely day, Chrissy. I did Jason. Thank you. Good. What did I do say? God, I pumped my boobs. It's six in the morning and then fell back asleep for a while. But I did like, I bought myself some new pajamas earlier in the week. So that was very exciting. I understand that. And then the baby started crying and then I started leaking on one side. I was like, this is an amazing party trick. And then we just had, we had one of our uncles come up, just had like, like an early dinner with Frank's parents and one of our uncles. It was so chill. And yeah, like really not much. I didn't even go outside today. Oh, shit. Oh, well, it sounds like a good day to me though. Yeah. Jason Webster. Mother's alert. Did that be cars? Well, I remember you telling lies because it was funny. Is that a lyric? Okay, I don't get it. I don't get it either. Push ups. Hey, you worked in my alma mater and why you used to be cool. It did used to be cool. Yeah, I worked in like the Liberal Studies department. I worked in the IT department. A couple of different IT departments. Yeah, good times dirt bike. I'll know what kind of person Jasmine truly is once I see her butthole. Jasmine JZMEN zero zero is my OF. Go check it out. Is it like reading tea leaves? Like you can tell the future. You're just by looking at someone's butthole. The pucker they have. I don't know. I never like sought like until I did OF because I there's no other context where I saw my own butthole. I took a look when I was younger because I was like I need to see what that all looks like. I didn't even take a look. I took a picture. That's the only one. So then I was like okay. Yeah, and like so I was very young when I started in the aesthetics industry. So I was just like a many petties waxing and I think I was like 14 at the time. So when we got to like waxing I think around 18, 19, I'm like I need to see what my you know who looks like. Yeah, I was very flexible at the time too. I remember when I first was trying to put in a tampon and I couldn't like find I like had like I had like my phone with like the camera up and I was like wanting on it like how it worked. You're trying to figure out where the tampon goes. It's like it's intimidating. It's nerve wracking. Yeah, I had never had anything going to the hole before. So I was like it's scary. It's so scary. Now it wasn't like now where you could just like I think maybe I could have looked. I don't remember. I don't even remember. I just remember like being in the bathroom and being like, okay, I need to find a hole and like trying to where is it bleeding out of. I remember asking my mom after he was a tampon my mom. Does that make me not a virgin laughing at me. Yes. Yeah, tampons are for married women only. So for the longest time. Oh, really? Yeah, my mom was one of those. So, and I was like pads are gross. Like I feel like I'm wearing a diaper. They really are and I did dance. So you when you're wearing body suits, you can't wear pads or no. And so then I was like, I'm just going to try this. And then I was then I remember the first time I were a tampon the whole time. It's just a string still there. Because I was like, that's the only way I could disappear. Yeah, I thought like something would happen to it and then it would be stuck in me. Yeah, tampons and contact lenses completely changed my life because I was I started diving competitively at age 11 and like, I remember I got contacts in seventh grade. I know too many. Yeah, it was it kept me off the streets for sure. I was that's why I helped a little being does it just do some kind of sport, like just put them in everything and then they'll figure it out. Yeah, they like something to teach you discipline. And then once my boobs grows like, I'm good. I rather have boobs and be a gymnast. Oh, yeah. I was too. I started nine, which is way too late. Yeah, I was good for a little bit, but yeah, then I developed sick because gymnastics and I think a lot of sports like this, it gets to that point where now you're like, and now it's like hardcore training and like now it's like a job and then like I didn't want to do all that. Keep my body pack that percentage so low that you don't hit puberty like all that shit that they do. It really affects you because like I, when I was dancing, I didn't hit puberty into like late teens. And then sometimes you gain like a bunch of ways for some. Oh my God, when I got boobs, it was like the best. You look like Olympic gymnast, like a few years after they retire and they just like blow up. I remember there was a girl in gymnastics team with huge boobs and it's like, you kind of feel bad for her because it's like, it's what everyone's looking at. It's distracting. You can tell they were in the way. And yeah, you can't even, I tried to do like a couple years ago or like a year ago, trying to get into pole and like pull and boobs like you have to like go around the pole and like one kid is like, it's, it's really hard. Oh, I never thought of that. Yeah, like there's not one where like the polls here and you're supposed to go like around it and yeah, or even like clap like you have to be like, they get in the way close to it. Yeah, so they get in the way of a lot. Sisters of bacon. Do they not make hand mirrors anymore. It doesn't work for your butthole. Yeah. You need to, yeah, you like record a video of your butthole. Mr. Laptop XRG, do you still have those tech review tech? Um, I love it. That's Hunter, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mr laptop. No, sorry. They're in the cloud. Also there. I was a kid. You don't want to be looking at those. No. Jeremy Parker, Jasmine, I am quite certain you could have hundreds of volunteers to put in your tampons or you could even call them tampons boys. I like, that's the guy to put in a tampon. Don't be weird, Jeremy. No, but like, I'd be like, they'd fuck it up somehow. You know what I mean? They would, they would make it sexual. Yeah, they would make it weird. Have you guys ever been like, like with a guy? You're so unlike, you're just like, oh, I'm on my period. I have a tampon in and they're full of tampon out. Oh, yeah. I think I'd be disturbed if someone didn't do that. Yeah. And then the next morning you wake up, you go, Oh my God, it's a fucking mouse. And then you're like, no, it's a tampon just hanging out in the bed or on the dresser. Oh, we're crawling away. Okay. Didn't think thing. Let's talk about this article from, I love the Daily Mail. Okay, frugal mom of two sparks fierce debate after revealing that she charges other parents for play dates with her children. No, she don't. I don't believe it. Oh, that's why there's easy cater with us, stupid ads. I could see it if she had the best play dates in the world and organized a lot of stuff and they didn't do reciprocation of play dates. She's paying to, like, to know she's charging other people. She's charging other people for their kids to come to her house and play with her kid or she was charging every time she over. That request for $36 to my son's friends mom after they came to our house for a play date. And she sent me the rudest response. I think I was in the wrong here, but read these text messages and let me know what you think. So I sat over in my Venmo request. And it just, I had a great. Oh, God. You're 36. This is so chewy. Said, like, thanks for the hospitality, but this is like a price gouging scheme to, like, make money. And they call it, like, a bill while her son was over. This is a running tab of everything that our son used. I want to make sure. That's a cool thing. Three minutes of marker use. Oh, God, it's a marker use. That's wild. 45 minutes of electricity for video. Oh, my God. Two champs, meat sticks. One. Cleanup fee from juice from the car. 10 bucks. Oh, yeah, she's price gouging. Lost was and then divided it by two. I'm wearing hand washing. It's still his shoes on the car. He charged a clean up fee. Fucking kidding me, lady. She's rolling credit. You feel like she has to rule or is she trolling? I think it's real. This is so bad. I'm playing it again. Wait a minute. Hey, it's something else. God damn it. I wouldn't call this frugal. I would call this a fruit. I'm going to say an ethnic slur. No, that's just. I wonder what her other content is. Do they have, like, a tick tock? Like handle handle. Her name is Brianna. Maybe you could find it too bad. Oh, Wagner. Charging for squirts of soap used is insane. I can maybe understand if you took to a museum or something, but even then no, it's like. And then she charged me to make me sad. It's insane. You figure you know what? All right. Now then your kid will go to their place for the next play date and it'll all even out. It should even out. I feel like she probably sends a bill to every family member that comes on over to hang out. If she ever makes food, she's one of those. I need Nina in here because that's Persians. This is like, we would never. Oh, same, like. No. Oh my God. All the food her son ate. I kind of a number of pumps. So I get the running tap of everything your son ate. That's creepy. That's crazy. And then if that kid finds out they're not going to feel welcome. They played video games for 45 minutes, so I calculated how much electricity that was and then divided it by two. I'm surprised she didn't make her pay for the price of the game as well. Yeah, this is the rental price. Look at how long the game typically like lasts before. The game is divided by a number of plays. Oh, God, I would send back a way more brutal response than that lady wrote. I'd be like, she was actually pretty nice. Yeah. One person wrote played. I'd be like, you're you have a chromosomal deficiency. What are you? You shouldn't even be a mother. I'd be like, let me guess your single mom. One person wrote pleated foster friendships friendships are in transactional. If I had people over it's on me, dinner, wine, movie snacks. I would hope the same for my child. I mean, is there any instance where this could be understandable? Like, is there anything you could do or eat that would actually warrant charging a parent or something? If you bought them, not even like it would have to be like concert tickets or something like. Yeah, or like if they broke like a some broke something, our twerk or something. I wouldn't personally do it, but I guess I'd be more understanding of someone else did. But I personally can't think of one thing that I would like their kids. They're supposed to eat. They're supposed to have fun. There's a reason you want them to hang out. But if you do this, you're literally breaking your kid's friendship up. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Yeah, that kid's going to have some issues towards you in the future. God, if that's if this is just one example of how controlling an anal this mom is, yikes poor kid. Let's see. I bet that the kids going to get a bill at 18 and be like, so this is how much you owe me for me raising you. Probably. She said food is getting expensive now. I was constantly refilling my kids snacks from all their friends being over to play at our house. I have a very detailed spreadsheet of all the snacks my kids eat on a regular basis how and supplies that they use. Oh, my God. I think that if you really are worried about like the amount of money you're spending, just make sure it's one once at your house and then once at the other person's house. Oh, look at this. I've been charged myself one time. My son broke a very valuable base at some. I think at someone's house and they charged me for it. So is that I can understand that though. She just she's salty about being charged for this vase. And now maybe she's doing it to try to make up for this vase that her son broke. That's what I think this is. One different was the same parent who charged her for the vase. $2,000 vase or something. And I think that's I think this is a. Trying to make her money back. On the vase. Well, her tick tock probably went at least a little viral. Maybe she at least made some money on that. Oh, Travis Kelsey is under pressure to propose to Taylor. They've been taking only five minutes. Calm down people literally just a few months. Who cares? Look, she's got babies on the floor for concert. Oh, they've been together almost a year now and they're madly in love. So it makes sense. Oh my God. Who fucking cares? I hope they both. Probably get that. Really couldn't care less. Yeah. Yeah. I hope they both both fall. Interesting. They seem very well. She's so basic in my opinion. So basic. All the things you can learn about or things like we live in the world of information and we want to spend your time. Figuring out what they're doing. I don't know. Oh my God. The Swifties when they're like, okay, so she posted about this and they're in the numbers in this. And then that's going to be their new album. I'm like, yeah. And I get it if you're 13, but there are like twenty nine women like my age that are. Yeah. I'm going to play an amazing video. I hope you guys heard of John Roberts. He's the voice of one of the characters on Bob's burgers. He, uh, this is a little Mother's Day video that I just absolutely love John Roberts in that. So I'm making everyone all right. Here we go. It's a mother's day. Wait a minute. Would you see belt on? It's like if you're from Jersey or Long Island, this is going to resonate with you. Please. Which one's Macy's? No, because we're not for me. I told you I don't want anything. We got a spot. What are you beeping at? I told you, I don't want anything. We're here to get socks and that's it. Let's go. Stop dragging your feet, please. Get the pants. No, you're not getting my credit card. Let's go. Inside. Now, listen to me. Excuse me. Listen to me. All right. We have a half an hour here. Got to be very quick. I don't want anything for me. Get your socks. Well, we even got here in a half an hour. All right. Don't give me that look. I just want to say something about you, Mom, with you, everything's better. Candy's just like a child. Today, maybe the sun warm your face. The breeze refresh your spirit. And every flower and nod and happy agreement that this is stupid. Look at it. What the heck is the moment? Beautiful. How much are these in the back? How much? I'm awake. I'm up. Breakfast in bed. Okay, I'm done. Get it off me. Oh, come on, people. I'm going to touch it today. It's my mistake. I'm not going to do it. I'm not touching it. What's this? Whose crap is this? I don't care. You know what? I don't want to know. Figure it out. Not today. Unbelievable. Why am I doing this? Done. I can't hear you. I'm trying to enjoy myself. I don't want to know where we're going. I want to surprise. Where are you taking me? No, I don't want to know. Surprise me. Come here. Help me with this. Not bad for having two kids, huh? All right. Come on. Let's go. All the artificial flowers. Oh, my God. Let's go. I want my presents. Oh, look at the ducks. Oh, look at the ducks. It's Parker ready. The day's going to be over. Oh, it's beautiful. It's an angel. I love it. What else? It's a good thought in red zore. It's the gift set, right? It's the one I wanted. It's the one I wanted. It's the one I wanted. What else? What do you mean this is it? What do you mean you're going out tonight? I thought you were having dinner with us. That's all I'm asking for. One night with your mother. A mother's day. It's too much to ask. You talk like that to your mother and mother's day? Nice. He also did a really awesome video called... Give me a break already. It's Mother's Day. I'll do what I want. With the tree. It's been a Christmas tree. What is the tree? The tree. Oh my god. I'm obsessed. Oh, so fucking funny. All right. All right. I had to just show that. Let me see if there's any more super chats. No, Jasmine has to scram. B cars. No, no, I don't like blood. Three times, but no. What? Oh, is that me? Oh, the tampon, right? You know, and my shoes fell off, goddamn it. Uh-oh. Jeremy, we should all send her a bill for having to watch that crazy video. Good idea. K-Max, thank you for the orange boy. K-Max, Chrissy, did you decide on who to imitate or impersonate? You did a poll or ask on Twitter. And it seems like Pearl was the people's choice, but was it yours? Uh, which celebrity would you imitate like you did for us? Oh, I think it would be fun to do Pearl. Yes. That's a great idea. Do it. Do it. I vote Pearl. I don't love how I look with no makeup on, but I'll do what I have to. Uh, B cars. Well, dude, my mom was a single mom and was broke, but provided legendary weekends to kids and they all wanted to hang out at my house. Well, I don't know if she's one of my tenants and is paying virtually nothing. She's your mom. You shouldn't charge her at all. Wait a minute. I was like, was it a day? Yeah. Virtually nothing. She's your mom. Yeah. The nerve. Um, Jasmine has to bounce. Uh, thank you so much for joining us, Jasmine. It was really fun. You're just adorable and a delight. Yeah. Yeah, I held back soon and it was really nice meeting you x-ray girls. It was nice meeting you too. Yeah. We tell people of the internet what is coming up for you and where they can follow you and, uh, yeah, where they can find your only fans. Oh, I've got a, got a couple of virtual debate streaming things coming up. And yeah, just stuff like that. Um, but yeah, you can find all my stuff at my name spelled right here J-A-Z-M-E-N J-A-A-F-A-R dot M-E and that has my only fans. And then like my Instagram and all that stuff. Um, so you can choose your adventure. Oh, I love it. All right. Bye guys. Have fun. Bye. Bye. Goodbye. Jasmine. Everyone's going to go jerk off to her. Okay. Oh, no. Okay. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. We got a couple of tweets here. Speaking of Pearl. Pearl Pearl Pearl Pearl be tweeting. That's what you do. That's why we love her. She is so good. Interesting tweets. She really does. Today. She tweeted. The reason. Oh, no. The church one. No, I'm not that interested in that one. Let's see. Oh, this is today. We should not celebrate single mothers. Only married mothers. Whew. Uh, I disagree. I disagree because what if you're a widow? What if, uh, I don't know. Somebody murdered your husband. What if. It makes me sad thinking like, you know, she. Singles out these single moms and make them feel bad for whatever. Made them get to this point and whether or not it was in their control. You never know. And single moms have to work doubly hard and it's still work and you want to try your best. Oh, so she only thinks he's very narrow minded. She's only thinking of a very certain specific kind of single mom. That is the one that, um, initiated the divorce, didn't try to work it out. Hates the dad, um, which did that definitely is. There definitely is a population of, of single moms that fit that description, but it's not all moms. But again, yeah, she's just trying to get. That's sweet, sweet engagement. Uh, yes, I did eat mid sentence. Sorry. I'm just like, these gummies are really, really, really good. I'm going to try them now. I feel fucking good. I'm going to say if they sponsor them, you, you might have these in Canada. They're German. So I don't know. I'm going to be in the States for five weeks or something like that. Oh, right. All right. Let me know. I got to get you on my show. Yeah. Well, the Monday that I was thinking, uh, is what, what day was that? Like Memorial Day. Oh, right. Uh, no, uh, closed Memorial Day. Uh, is it? No. Yeah. Memorial Day. So it sucks, but, you know, just the way of the world. Unfortunately. Okay. Do you bring your, uh, baby to compound? I haven't yet. I'm still on my maternity leave from going into the city. Like I'll zoom in or Skype in, but. I haven't gotten into the city since giving birth. I feel like it just be so busy. I'm kind of scared to go to New York City. Oh my God. Yeah. The bean can't go into the city till my God. You have to be maybe even a couple of years old or something, but. I can't go in until like I'd have to know. I'd have to go to New York City. I can't go in until I got enough. I'd have to be pumping enough to be gone for. Four hours. Five hours. Yeah. It's like basically. Two hours to get into the city. To get to compound. Two hours back. Plus. My show was an hour plus. I usually get there at least an hour or two early hours to get into the city. Yeah. Just about because sometimes the train is like. An hour, hour and change plus I'll walk from Grand Central to the studio. Wow. Walk. Yeah. Hopefully we get to see each other. Yeah. For sure. Faux show. Peros is sure guys. Let's celebrate the single mothers who selfishly chose to make children with men. They didn't stay with and ruin their kids lives. Yeah. I don't think any woman is consciously deciding to have a kid with someone at their. That they know they're going to leave. That would be hard. That's like twisted. It's being stuck with the person for the rest of your life that you don't want to be with. Like how stupid of a plan is that? Yeah. Oh, Pearl. Ah, but what about single mothers who were abandoned by their husbands? So you made a kid with someone who wouldn't stay with you. You're saying we should celebrate this truly. Oh, God, I mean, I kind of feel bad if you're. If the guy leaves you, that's. So she's saying, but like it doesn't matter if the guy was planning to leave or if the woman was planning to leave as long as you're a single mother. You're, you're getting no sympathies from Pearl. None. Wow. Wow. I think I think Pearl has mommy issues. That is. That's my guess. Yeah. It sounds like they had like a good family set up. Talked about how great her dad is. She never mentions her mom. Well, her mom is a, like, she's wanted to, like, she's been working her whole life. Like she's a CEO of a company and whatnot. So maybe that she has some. Mommy problems? Yes. Erica agrees. Mommy issues. Correct me. I'm wrong. Guys, if you see a tweet where Pearl speaks about her mom, let me know. Her mom doesn't like her. See. If my daughter was talking about this sort of stuff, a lot of women hating, not that I want her to be like a Uber, like, Oh, my God. Women are the best. Doesn't need to be like that, but to entirely go after a lot of women, it does feel. Like she might be talking about her mom. Pearls personal life does not validate the valid arguments she makes. Okay. So Matt here is a Pearl then forever lost. She gets along with her mom. She's had her on her channel. Feel these as the dad is the CEO and the mom doesn't work. Okay. Maybe a name. She's the CEO. Interesting. Oh, we never said Pearl doesn't talk about things that we're invalidating. Like it's, you know, she makes good points. She also makes very infuriating tweets. A broken clock is right twice a day. I mean, yeah, occasionally Pearl will make a good point. Do I want to have a drink with her? No, but I want to. I want to. Pearl, if you're out there. I want to. I want to be your friend. I'm trying to make this happen. I take that back. I do want to get a drink with her. I want to help her be cars. Well, taxes are a bitch. I only charge her for those. Oh, my God. Still, she's your mom. How could you? Jeremy David, where it catches me for your Pearl impression? What do you mean? Oh, my God. Oh, like, does she like to play softball? Mike Hunt. I'm not sure. You have. I guess those are boobs. Those are boobs right here. There you go. Your boobs are great in that top. You should know complaining. Because well, Chrissy, I hope you got three extra stitches for Frank. I got two stitches. Okay, which is not too shabby. Did they cut? I don't think so. That's good. I'm like, oh, that's pretty cool. Can't imagine having a cut down there. Oh, oh, oh. Okay, Max. I think Pearl has weird views of finance too. She recently argued you could raise three kids on $440 spare dollars per month. And New York City $404 could feed you for three or four days left. I mean, they give even more money for parents who have need child support. Right. Support like what is it called? Government support. Well, fair. Yeah. Well, fair. That's why a lot of them have more babies so that they can get more money. Yeah, 440 is like. We can barely afford food for the month. Yeah. Oh, God, like a hundred dollars worth of groceries. Well, especially now, it's not that much. I know. That's like a week's worth at best. If you buy like the cheaper items on sale and coupon. Yeah. Unbelievable. Ruthless Redneck who celebrates mothers in general. I celebrate my ma. I don't care about. I don't care about anyone else. I don't wish my sis a happy Mother's Day. Well, is she a mother? I guess that's your prerogative. Yeah. You don't care about anybody else's mom. You didn't have like a close. What about like your spouse or girlfriend's mom? You sound like cold hearted, Ruthless Redneck. I like just appreciating the work that someone puts in because most of the time. Being a parent, regardless of gender is a very like, unthankful job and 24 hours a day. So it's nice to get a little love. It's constant. Ruthless Redneck, you need to reassess your position on moms. Especially on Mother's Day. Oh, Nina's in the chat. Hello. Nina, we miss you. $440 is what people get paid in China for a year. Good one, fealty. Good one. All right. So that's enough of Pearl. Let's see. This was an interesting tweet from Ashley saying Claire. She was talking about she is a mom. Oh, this is the idea that that Twitter is off putting to like, normie women. I tried getting my mom to use X more. Feeds for new users are incredibly graphic, controversial and off putting lots of women are also deterred by lack of sensitivity settings for their own comments. Women don't want a gladiator free speech arena under their posts. It's just how it is. As Cernivitch said, you need to get the cookie moms here. And this is a response to this tweet. I can say from observation that my wife and most of her five sisters don't find X appealing and don't use it much if at all while TikTok and Insta are almost like addictions for them. Something about X isn't female friendly. Oh, what do you guys think of this? And this is actually also said 70%, basically it's 70% men here, meaning on Twitter. I mean, I can see that I find for when I actually go through social media. It's like cute pictures, dogs, cats, I don't know, cleaning videos or real TikToks. So I don't know, I find that very relaxing. Twitter is like the news. There's a lot more negativity than there is on Instagram or TikTok. So I would say not to say that like the women in your life are fucking stupid and they're not intellectually stimulating. But TikTok and Instagram are like brain rot apps. Like you don't need to have a point of view. You don't have to be passionate about anything. You don't have to engage in a conversation. They're very passive. It's like, oh, looking at photos, posting photos. And then like it's almost like watching TV really TikTok. You can just shut your brain off and just go. The mindlessness, the swiping and like Instagram too with the videos. Twitter is like, sorry, you have to read. Okay, there's videos and photos on Instagram. Yeah. Well, but it's for conversations. So maybe these, the women in your life are just fucking not. Not that you have to be a mental giant to be on Twitter, but you have to have an opinion. Speaking of mental giants. Yeah. What's up? Are you muted or something? I can't hear you. You're muted. That's how we like our women. It's Neil, Brenda Tades. I really want to get Nina's take on this. Oh, well, once we can start hearing her, she's like Ariel right now. I'm going on to my second snack. Oh, yeah. I think the fun thing about Twitter for me is just reading people's responses. Tweets. Hello. Hello. Hi. Can you hear me now? Yes. Yay. Are you in a new room, Nina? I'm out of a closet, Chrissy. This is your new space. Your new streaming space. Yeah. This is my new streaming space. I got a stand up desk. Oh, wow. It's a girl's team. The old setup in person. Yes. Yes. I was in the closet with Nina and we were very close. And I'm glad she's out of the closet now because it was really squished in there. It was tight. It was tight. But now I'm free. I'm liberated sexually. Oh, wow. The sexually part was thanks to X rifle. Oh, we sizzered. You're welcome to that. It's true. It's all true. But yeah, what's going on with this? I don't know. The argument is that Twitter does not appeal to women. It's not female friendly, but I just think Instagram and TikTok are really like brain, brain rot apps, like you can just scroll. You don't need to have a point of view or an opinion or have thoughts on anything. It's just like watching TV. Yeah, it is. Twitter, I guess it really depends on your sense of humor. Like it could be funny. It can be hilarious. I think I have fun with it. Yeah. If you don't like racist jokes and yeah, maybe you shouldn't be on Twitter. Yeah. Like if you don't like anything, especially if you're PC, just stay off. Yeah. You don't have Twitter, man. Like no. It's not going to work out for you. You're not going to have fun. But if you have a sense of humor and you're not PC, you can have fun with it. You control. If you control even minimally, you're good. It's so fun when you troll. Yeah. Chrissy, I mean, you're like a very good troll. Oh, thank you. Oh, so like, yeah, it's like you're walking into a room full of people yelling. And sometimes that's exciting. Good. A good thread. Sometimes there's a lot of drama. Yeah. Fights. A lot of popcorn. You can sit down and scroll. Yeah. Yeah. It's a good way to work out your argument too. Yes. Threads for sure. Debate tactics. Mm hmm. Greenberry says probably women who have more home lives are too stressed to want to hang out on Twitter. This is true. Wow. This is true. I find most normies aren't on Twitter. They have to be like a pretty like extremist on one side or the other. That's why these types of conversations occur. Whereas like a normie is just like who cares. Do you do you find Chrissy that you have less time to be scrolling Twitter now that you're a mom? Yeah, it's very sad. I have less time kind of for everything. Um, like what happens a lot is I'll make a cup of coffee and then two hours later, I'll be like, oh, yeah, that coffee is still, it's still in my frame. You know, we're like, yeah, it's cold. I heat up old coffee. Yeah. It's a lot of that. It's a lot of making coffee and then losing it and then finding it later in the day. This is why you get used to cold coffee. Like cold coffee is the best. Just put it in the fridge. Make yourself like a pitcher. You can do a cold brew. Yeah, it's stronger too. Yeah, it's stronger. I've got a wider. I have to watch the caffeine even more so now that I'm breastfeeding because of you. I went, I would have just maybe one or two cups a day when I was pregnant, but now, and I was doing that right when he was born. But then I realized he would be like fussy and like stay up and then I looked into how babies hang on to caffeine. And unbelievably long time, something like 60 hours, like it takes very little caffeine and I was like, Oh, shit. God, I had to go baby on caffeine. Oh, I had to go completely to decaf, which I've never done. But I'm like, it's just, it's not worth it. So these little things that we have to tweak and I had to basically get off dairy. Like I would have yogurt. But the dairy makes him like, I think a little more gassy and I think he's been less fussy since I've stopped having the yogurts and like. Get them like mostly off dairy. So. Wow. Yeah. The absolute sacrifices. By the way, Happy Mother's Day. Happy first Mother's Day. Thank you, Nina. And I'm ignoring. Well, I sit here and ignore my baby. But I can't sleep right now. I keep checking with him. I'm like, is he hungry? Is he hungry? Because I was expecting like, like, I thought I was going to have to feed him at like 10, 30. But he's okay now. I was going to say, oh my God. Two hours. No, I know. I looked at your picture with him. Like your, your, like, your sweet little picture that you posted today. He is Frank. My God. That literally, like it's coming in. I can see Frank. I was like, that's Frank's little boy. That is little Frank. Like that is for sure. He's getting darker. Really. He's got us. No. Yeah. It's, it's a whole thing. I was like this, that is Frank's little boy. You can tell. Because you know how when they're like really little, you can't really tell. They just look like anybody. Yeah. Exactly. But now you can start to talk. Oh, he's so cute. Oh, I know. He's adorable. His neck is getting so strong. Like he'll just be like, oh, he's already turning his head on. So he flipped himself around. Like he was doing tummy time. Like on his, on his, like, on his tummy. And then he just took one of his legs and like whipped it behind him. And then just like went on to his back. So cute. That's adorable. Love it. Thank you. Oh, and then he cried. The chat's probably hating this so much. But you know what? It's Mother's Day chat. It'll. Mother's Day. But Christ's Day. So cute. Oh my God. Yeah, he had bad diaper rash. And I was like using what I thought was like a healthy crunchy diaper rash. And I wasn't doing much. And then I was like, I gotta, I had to crack open the old, the old standard decitin. And it like fucking cleared it up in a couple of days. And that's what that's been around for a long time. I was raised on decitin. Wow. I have no idea about any of that. Must be like an American thing. It has a very high zinc percentage, which is what actually. Oh, here is the. Oh, here's the dog. Learning as we go. Oh, Zinko. Also, Zinko facts. That sounds made up. But it has the word zinc in it. Right. Zinko facts. Thank you, Lance. Thank you, Lance. Chirps, chirps. Yeah. I'm older than you and I was raised on decitin. Oh, wow. Oh, we got decitin. Decitin sounds like some sort of like those like pimple clear up things like. Oh, yes. Clear up. It sounds like dissident, like dissident. Right? Oh, that's something completely different. Yeah, that's definitely. See the throws butt paste. I have blue drows butt paste. I haven't opened it up yet. Bo-drows has been around forever. Are you kidding me? Filthy? Filthy, you got to get out there. See, it's maybe you've never had that. I feel like if I was like, I feel like if I go down the drug aisle and like look at the, you know, the thing, I'll be like, Oh, decitin. Like I just, I can't place it. Name name is not me. It's just not anything at all. But paste, yep, I have butt paste too. Also something called triple, triple paste. Oh, yeah. Wonder if it's still called decitin in Mexico for you then. In Mexico, it's weird because usually they use the drugs actual name. Like, for example, like if you're like, they have ad will and stuff, but they have straight, like, ibuprofen. Like they'll just have the name ibuprofen on that, like all their drugs, you know? So they'll use the, I mean, x-ray goal. You'll, you'll know, cause you're, you're into those medical stuff. But like most people are like this. Cause you don't have to have like English names for medication or like basically proper marketing terms, but usually in Mexico, they'll, they'll use the actual ingredients name. And you're like, okay, whatever this is, sure. Just, as long as it makes me feel better, give it to me. Give me all the drugs. Give it to me. This is a little bit of a cringy CNN article. What CNN article isn't cringy. Uh, true. Oh my God. Now you can see my, the shoes that I've been advertised out. How embarrassing. Are these giving more support? That picture is cringy. Like what is that? Why are these flowers moving in her hair and why is she naked? Why is she shit out of fricking? Why is she on the front? There's, there's one alone flower like right below her vagina. Less body shaming, more support. Healthier body image. Sorry. No, I feel like if you, it all comes down to like your, your self esteem and your self worth. Nobody's going to fix that for you. Yeah. Yeah. Like the words of affirmation in the world are not going. If you ultimately have low self worth, like all the by positivity in the world is not going to help you. Cause in the end, it's your decision on how you feel. Mm hmm. Yeah. Everyone else is, even if people, people have tried to prop other people up and what do I, like I always just say, I still feel fat. Whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You go through like, even when you're skinny, it's, I think it's that, um, because we all like mind programmed deep down inside, especially women are like, we're always looking at like, judging ourselves and always, you know, is not necessarily a bad thing. Well, the Instagram scrolling is bad because then you're like, just judging yourself, comparing yourself to other women and how skinny they are. And even when you're skinny, you're like kind of doing it. I can better looking. So it's just, it's goals. As long as they're realistic goals, like if you get to the, like, I want to be like a hundred pounds in your five 11. Well, you probably shouldn't. Yeah. True. Goals are good. Like to get fit or toned or like whatever using inspiration is okay. But when you're like, when you go to that other extent of like it being healthy, that's bad. Bouncing back expectations can be harmful. It's true. It's like my, I, my body does look different. It's like a different kind of out of shape. Like I know what me looking out of shape looked like before, but this is like a whole different kind of out of shape. But it's like, I'm just going to work with what I have and do my best. And, uh, well, you're what? Like four weeks post now? Yeah. And so you haven't been able to move. You're like healthy, but you're not able to do like the workouts that you were doing before. I genuinely really missed the gym. Yeah. Yeah. So you're just like, uh, you're healthy, but not, not saying you're fit, but like, you're not able to get your fit on like I have back fat. I thought that was going to go away with the, when the baby came out, I thought the back, the back fat would just leave, leave my body. But no, it's still there. I think my body's like, are you sure you don't need this back fat? I'm just sitting around in case of the baby wants to hang on to it. Yeah. Oh my gosh. When can you go back to the gym? Do you know? Six weeks, I think. Six weeks. That's not that long. You're getting there. You're so close. All you can do like baby fitness closes. I went into the pool. Oh my God. Those videos where the babies can like swim and not drown. What the heck? I want to do this. I mean, they're pretty used to it because they're in water, technically in the womb. Right. They were creatures. Yeah. True. I know I am worried about like, uh, the situation down there, but I have my, uh. See, like it's all around six weeks, right? You can have sex at six weeks. You go to the doctor for your postpartum appointment and you can apparently start working out again. So. How are you feeling though? How like? Oh, it's just fat, but fat and tired, but like, I have a real sense of accomplishment. So. But like the emotions, because I remember I saw a couple of kids from me. I was early on. You were like, yeah, is that, is that, had that gotten better? Um, no, I can definitely cry. Like cry at the drop of a hat, like usually if I hear a certain song. Sometimes I just like look at the baby and I'm just, and I could cry like it takes. Aww. Yeah. You have a lot of hormones that you're not used to. Yeah, that's a lot of hormones. It's the biggest hormone shift. They say it's even a bigger hormone shift than menopause. Wow. So. This is what it is. You sweat a lot. You wake up. You wake up covered in sweat every night. No. You sweat a ton. Also your B.O. is cranked up. And that is so partially so the baby can find you. Like can smell you. Wow. Oh, that's crazy. Like I've never felt like I've needed to shower every single day. I know like I'm, I don't mean to sound like grimy, but like sometimes you have a low impact day and you're like, oh, I didn't shower today. But it's not the end of the world. Everything's fine. Postpartum. I have to shower every day. Wow. Well, I wonder if I have a baby, will I actually have to wear the odorant then? Yes. Probably. Because I've not, I've never really needed it. You guys have to tell me if I get stinky though. Yeah. I'm sure Mark will do it. And I have. Actually, you may not cause he, you're pregnant with his baby and like you gave birth to his baby. So then he should shut up. I'm dealing with too many things. I definitely don't want to piss her off. Yeah, exactly. Also, I wonder when I can start like wearing perfume again because I've stopped wearing perfume and I use like all. Unscented stuff because like there's this thing like. If you use perfume and the baby can't smell you and can't find you and freaks out. Wow. Yeah. Or like if I'm just wearing perfume, it's like, is he going to be disoriented and be like, that's not mom. Maybe he's going to get high. I don't want to confuse him. He's already going through. You might get high off the fumes, Chrissy. You don't want to mess with that. Yeah. True. True. That's true. I can tell sometimes when I wear perfume, it would rub off on the dogs. So imagine. On a baby. Yeah. Yeah. God. Oh, he's so cute. Let's see. One pregnant woman produces in one day with a normal woman produces in like two or three years. What? Wow. Is that true? What? The moment the baby and hormones are out, the hormones bottom out. That's crazy. I believe it. I'm not worried about post-partum depression though. Like I feel good. That's good. Yeah. That's what helps about having a murder in your family. Nothing's going to top it. Nothing's good. Nothing could possibly. I can handle a few gnarly hormones. Yeah. I'm good. Oh my God. I love you. That's like literally looking at the bright side of things. Yeah. Yeah. And I got to do the Michael Malice podcast. Yeah. Ooh. Yup, yup, yup. That's exciting. All right. Well, fuck this article. I'm not interested anymore. But yeah. Have you ever talked about man versus bear yet? No, I don't know what it is and I kind of. Okay. It's a simple question. No, but now I'm intrigued. No, it's just a simple question. Who would you rather be stuck in the woods with all alone, a man or a bear? A man. Yeah. So feminists, a lot of feminists is actually saying bear. They're saying bear. Are they saying like, are we talking baby bear? Are we talking. No, bear. No, full, full grown bear. Full grown bear. I said man as well, but mine came from a, a Canadian standpoint, which I'm sure X or a girl will understand. Because first of all lumberjacks are pretty awesome. So if you run into a man in the woods, it's usually a lumberjack or somebody really cool, like a hunter or something. And bears, while they're really cute. We've been raised to stay the fuck away from bears as Canadians. So that, no, like, they're very cute. But say the fuck away, especially if their babies run the other direction. If they're baby bears, because mama bears around and mama bear fuck you up. If they sense your threat. So that is why I picked man. And then I heard like all these feminists were picking bear and I was like. How many men have you been with that you're that scared to be in a wood, the woods alone with them? Yeah. It's so stupid. They're just doing it to be difficult. Like they, they really, they don't actually feel that way. No, affirmative. You're like, they do. Let me see if I can find it. The original video. Yeah. Oh, I never saw the original one. The original video. Nina Jasmine was singing your praises. You missed out. Jasmine Jafar was on here and I missed it. I'm so sorry. And I will sing her praises as well. She is lovely. I love me. I love her a lot. She's great. Well, I've heard about bears. They don't always attack you, right? Unless you like fuck with them. So maybe a bit. Oh God. Depends what man, but probably a bear. Oh my God. Which is like terrifying to say, but. Definitely a bear. Some men are very scary out there. A bear. Do you get to pick the man? I would say, okay. That other girl, she wouldn't be able to run if there was a bear around. She was a very heavy sex. You get to pick the man. Do you get to pick the bear? Is it like, if it's the people of bears. Do you know what I mean? Like, and it's like Ned Flanders. Yeah. I don't like just generic. I think it's generic. Well, because if it's a bear, I'd say Canadian bear Jay. You know, he's cool. Bears can't open jars. I would run if I saw. But they can climb trees. Yeah. Climbing trees, especially. I'd be like, holy fuck. Yeah. So, and then there's a lot of tick talks. Like replies to this as people saying like, definitely would choose the bear. I know there's a lot of bear fuckers out there. Apparently. It was freaking out about that Baldur's gate game. Apparently everyone wants to fuck a bear. No, I have no idea what's going on. [MUSIC PLAYING] Diah Shale. What do you think of Planet Fitness prioritizing fat shaming Indians over creepy men pretending to be women? What happened to the stolen land narrative? I did not hear about this story. What? I have not heard about this at all. I mean, Planet Fitness is letting men into women's locker room. Is this like, by the way, wouldn't these women be scared of these men in their locker rooms? Yeah. Thank you. Thank you, X-ray girl. Apparently they're afraid of them in the woods. You would think that they would be kind of concerned if they're walking around in restrooms, but whatever. Yeah. Wow. I mean, I'm all for the fat shaming. I think especially a gym should be fat shaming people. It's the reason why people go to a gym. Yeah. To be fat shamed. Yeah. Interesting. Interesting stuff. Terrain's lunatic. Did you hear what happened to Steve Buscemi in New York? Yes. Oh, my God. You didn't hear? I haven't met him in the rock. Dude, he got attacked. He got attacked in broad daylight by some fucking weirdo. Nobody knows. He ended up in the hospital. He's gonna be okay. But apparently there was just some random attack. Not robbery. Guy didn't rob him or anything. Just a random attack. That's scary. I wanna be a part of it. New York. Let's see, Steve. Yeah. I wouldn't want to go back after getting attacked. Yeah. You are fucking nuts. He's okay, guys. Somebody's asking was the attacker dot, dot, dot, you know? It's an interesting thing that you asked because the media sure as hell didn't specify. And so, and when usually they don't specify. That means yes. Yeah. That means yes. Oh, poor guy. Uh, walking kibs Bay. Where is that exactly? I should know. I don't know. Yeah, I was gonna say you should know that. Where is kibs Bay? I think it's, is it Manhattan? Yeah, it is. Is it in the thirties? Yes, it is. 34th street. The 23rd. Okay, so like smack dab in the middle of the city. Wow. Punching the face by an unidentified individual. Yeah, that sounds like a black guy. Steve was shot in the midtown Manhattan. Another victim of a random act of violence. He's okay. Wow. Just randomly sucker punched. Mm hmm. As far as I don't know. Yeah, Rick Moran is one of the same thing, but as far as I don't know video footage has been released or anything, which is kind of weird because if it's smack in the middle of the city, like you would be some sort of video somewhere that shows who did what or what happened. There's so much surveillance in New York. Wow. Get well soon, Steve. Well, that's just walking around mind in your mind. Sisters of your girl, your hair looks freaking amazing. It looks very blue. Even though you even blew it, even more. No, I just wash my hair. It comes out, but it on streams, it looks blue, but in like daylight purple. So now, yeah, because it like looks so blue in the front now. Yeah. And now like with this top makes it look extra blue, I think so. Yeah, I love it. Sorry. You were reading it. Oh, good. Always interrupt if it's about hair, especially Russell Hall is fucking super chat. How many feminists have played ballers gate three? That, I mean, I don't know. Actually, that's a good question. Simon Hose is the B in LGBTQ means bears. I say let him try. Oh, my God. Very sexual. Have you ever seen Super Troopers? I don't think so. Oh, my God. It's so good. There's a scene where like they're trying to like frame these fucking guys and like somebody dresses up as a bear fucker and they're like, Hey, bear fucker. It's like it's so funny. And the dude's just like giving it to a bear in the woods. It's hilarious. We watched yesterday Lars and the real girl. We watched last night. I had never seen it before. It came out, I guess, in 2007. Apparently I missed a lot of really good films in the in the aughts. I was too busy doing improv and dating dirtbags. So I understand that great movie and it made me realize the way. So for people who haven't seen the movie. Ryan Gosling plays Lars, who is a little bit like a little bit fucked up, I guess. What movie is this again? What's his parents are dead? He's got a brother. The brother lives with his wife. I can stay in the house. So the brother lives with his wife who's pregnant in the house. And I guess Lars, played by Ryan Gosling, sort of lives in the garage. And he's a little like squirrely. But you know, his functional has a job, showers, all that. It's just like he's a little bit anti-social. And then out of nowhere one day, he orders like a doll, like a real doll. Like a sex doll. And carries it. Oh my. And treats it like this is my girlfriend. Like talks to it, has full blown conversations with it. What the fuck? And you know, you're watching this movie. It seems like it maybe takes place in like a Fargo or like a Dakota, you know, somewhere like maybe in the middle of a country. And like a cold weather part of the country. And basically this small town that they live in, they all kind of rallied behind Lars. And they, because they're like, well, it's something he's going through. And hopefully it'll be temporary. And everyone kind of, yes, and this whole doll thing, like the doll's name is Bianca. Like, oh, hi Bianca. And like, and over time. Share my screen. Ryan Gosling, like he severs his relationship with the doll. Like he actually decides like, oh, and you know, what's really amazing about this movie is that everyone in the town kind of goes, oh, hi. They pretend and she's in a wheelchair, right? So that's how he put her around. And there's a really kind doctor who, because once the guy orders the doll and it shows up to the house that brothers like, what the fuck and the wife of the brother is like, uh, what do we do? He's obviously crazy. We got to take him. They take him. They take him and the doll to see this doctor. And the doctor is so kind is like, oh, I have to take her blood pressure. Actually, she's sick. She has to rest. You know, do you mind sitting with me and chatting while she rests, meaning like Bianca? Like she traveled, you know, came from a long distance here. And so the doctor actually is like talking to him while she rests. And that's how he's getting in like his therapy, basically. Wow. It's really clever and like, oh my God, I forgot the name of the actress, but the whole time we were like, I wish she got more work. And so, and Ryan Gosling is such a good actor. Like he really is incredible. I love him. And I've never even heard of this movie is this such a good movie. And everyone in the town, like, yes, and it and it's like, Oh, well, actually Bianca, um, she's going to start working at this. You know, she gets hired to be a mannequin at the store in town. And everyone in the in the in the town is basically working to like pull the doll away from him. Like, Oh, she's got friends. She's going out tonight. She's got things to do. Oh, she's working at the mall as a mannequin. She's working. She's doing here, you know, like Bianca's just busy. She can't always be with you all the time. And they're doing that to help him detach from this doll. And really clever. And in the movie. Does it work? Oh, wait. Maybe I'll spoil it. Um, it does work. We won't spoil it. The movie is great. Even though like knowing the plot is not going to spoil the movie. But in the movie, all the women are very like nurturing and like understanding of it and going, okay, and mostly the men and the family, the ones being like, what the fuck? We're not entertaining this. And I was like, Oh my God. This is from 2007, but this is exactly how we treat like trans people now. Like mostly women that are, yes, ending it that are thinking that I'm being nurturing. I'm being helpful. And like the men are like, no, no, we're not doing this. And I just was like, Oh, wow. This is like a really perfect example of how we sort of treat them mentally ill. And he eventually got over it and was fine, but it's such a good way to put this on my list. It's really good. Huge fan of Ryan Gosling. Yes. So my, that's why I'm surprised. I've never seen this before. I was like, I've never seen this. Did you watch the fall guy? Not yet. I started watching it, but I liked it. I liked what I saw of it. Mm hmm. I mean, it's only in theaters right now, right? Yes. Yes. Yeah. I got a link. Uh. Like. In the night. Yes. I like to like sail the high seas when it's like so new because it's like the cam versions. Just kill me. I'm like, Oh, this is so shit. So I'm waiting for it to hit streaming. Yeah. But it's how I explain it. It's like a romcom with lots of actions. So if you bring your boyfriend, your husband, they can be entertained. Mm hmm. Yeah. Yeah. I like, I like those kind of, a lot of people have compared to the like 90s romcoms. I love, right? 90s romcoms. So I'm, I'm interested. They do the, you know, like a lot of couples. They do the awkward flirt conversation. It doesn't work. Mm hmm. It works with them. Oh, okay. Good. No, they have good chemistry. They have great chemistry. But I mean, like, I love Emily Blunt. Anything she's ever really done. She's great. Enamored by her. Oh, elegant. Mm hmm. She's amazing. She's everything and Hathaway wishes she was. Out. Out. Have you guys seen the news? We're talking about Emily Blunt. So maybe think of the quiet place. The second one. No. No. You haven't seen the second one. The second one's good. No. It's like the third one. That's coming out. The third one. Yeah. It's like a pre, I think it's a prequel, but it's like she's not in it now. It's like Lupita, Lobongo, or whatever her name is. Oh, I don't know. Yeah, that one. Her. She's pretty. I don't like her. But there's, okay. So in the trailer. They have a cat. Like she's with a cat, which she calls like an emotional support cat or whatever. It's like a therapy cat. Mm hmm. And I'm like, and then like the aliens attack and I'm like, I'm just sitting there going like, if this cat dies, I'm going to fucking kill myself because I cannot watch movies where animals die. I've come to a point in my life where I just can't watch like animals. The worst. Oh, I just can't do it. The German Shepherd in I Am Legend. Oh my God. What was the dog's name? Oh, it was just so hard for me. Commodore. Maybe. Maybe. I don't know. I can't do it. I'm like. My good cat. I need someone to watch the movie and tell me that the cat doesn't die. Then I'll watch it because I don't care if the humans die, but if the cat dies on that. So John Krasinski is still directing the film, but I guess he's not going to be in it either. No, he did. Oh, spoiler alert. Mm hmm. Oh, Barton Bella. Oh, I love Pitch Perfect. Will you off air read the new Katie Britt bill giving pregnant women access to a site that has all sorts of financial medical education, et cetera, aid, oh, and look up the women's rage retreat. Oh, yeah, I've heard about that there's people are paying to rage. Oh, wow. I guess just go to the gym. There's a lot of things you can do before you pay for a retreat to have a healthy way to, you know, release whatever emotion you have. Rage retreat sounds like, sounds like white, something white for white people. Cyber, just like, just go to the gym to the, like, exactly like forget boxing. Just. Yeah, Tybo or get yourself like one of those, like the balloons, you know, the, yeah, punching balloon. Yeah. Cyber hung says, what if it is a San Francisco bear, even better? A gay bear. Oh my gosh. Um, actually a girl, yeah, that's just Graham, I feel like maybe two, I feel you, and I have to go feed the bean. Tell the people what's coming up for you this week, uh, tons tomorrow on ZS channel, doctor who season four review with Torchwood, so that'll be fine. Um, I'm doing all my mother's day stuff tomorrow. So I'll be a little off the internet. Uh, yeah, Sunday is like my busy day. I've been sitting in this chair since like 10 a.m. Oh, you're butt rot. Yeah. My body's flat right now. There's no lift in it. Wow. So I got the standing, did you all the same thing? I do. I do. There's a wire that I put into the speaker. I know I'm going to have to replace it, but it's a very short one. So if I make it stand, it's going to rip out. Oh, it's going to like, I see, I see. Yeah. So that's my good night. Oh, before you leave, DL sent a super chat for her. DL, uh, X-ray girl, did you see the dogs die in the movie signs? Which signs? The movie signs? Oh, the movie is called signs. Yeah. Oh. That's how I was like, what movie signs are you talking about? Oh, I am doing a movie poster. Oh, I've never heard of that movie. So what? The movie signs. Really? Where there's like, the aliens, yeah, the crop circle. I'm going to say, no, oh, Mel Gibson is nice. No, I didn't watch that. I was 12 at the time the movie came out. Okay. I was busy dancing and do homework. So 2002. Oh, damn it, I feel so old now. Um, well, but 2002, get out to hell. Nice to fuck out. I don't think I've ever, I don't think I've ever done that to anybody. Where are the hands now? Oh, my God, that was hilarious. Oh, cutthroat, I love it. Well, thank you, Chrissy, for having me on. I'm glad you are, um, maybe not that, but wow. Oh, I know what you're doing after this stream. Oh, my God, like, reach up there. You gotta go lower, lower, lower. This is how you were made, Bean. Yeah. Happy Mother's Day, and I hope you guys have a good night. She's sweet. Very sweet. She's a great lady. Nina, what's with you? Not much. I mean, I'm just hanging out, just a standing desk life, just a standing girl in a sitting desk world. Exactly. I don't like it. It burns calories, I bet it like- It does, and, like, I was starting to get, like, leg cramps in the middle of the night, like, while I was sleeping, and I read this article about how, like, it's the stand, it's the sitting down for too long, but does it, 'cause you're supposed to, like, get up and circulate. So it hasn't happened to me since I got the standing thing, man. Oh, man. That's how you get blood clots, apparently, so that's when I was, like, moving now. I had a bouncy ball, a yoga ball that I was sitting on, like, towards the end of my pregnancy, and then I- That's good. Upstairs. Umm. That's good. Yeah, I'm weird. See, Filty said the same thing, sitting down too long can cause blood clots. I read that. So I was like, you know what, I don't want to get blood clots. No. Like, I got a standing desk. It's a good investment. Oh, yeah. No, that's really good. I'm really proud of you. There would always be somebody in the office, like, every job I had that would, like, demand a standing desk, and, like, they were seen as, like, annoying by HR, but, you know, they kind of, like, always had their hands said, like, all right, we gotta fucking buy this contour-owned desk. I feel that. I understand. It doesn't feel weird, like, it feels weird. Weird if you're the only one that has- I'll go- I'll go to sitting mode. Now I've been standing for a while. Sorry. Sorry to shame you into sitting. It's amazing. You know, Zidos just needed you to watch the dog who stopped the war yet. No, I haven't. That sounds like a dog that is gonna die, and I'm not gonna watch that movie. I've never watched that other movie either with the- what's it called, the Japanese dog that, like, waits for his owner forever once, like, he might watch that dog movie, and I'm like, I don't want you this fucking movie where the dog dies. Stop. That's really sad. That's so sad. I don't know why people get off on making people watch fucking weird movies where animals die. It's a kink. I know it's weird. My chair like now. Usually, I get annoyed, like, the moment someone says, "Have you seen my blood already starts to boil?" Have you ever seen- no. Well, you're like a- you're a mom now, too, so, like, now it's gonna be even harder for you to, like, actually watch me forever. I'm a mom now. The chat's going off. Yeah, it's called Hot G. Yeah, I've never watched fucking Hot G, and I'm not gonna watch Hot G. God damn it. Oh, also, like, my boobs are constantly sweating. There's crumbs under my boobs now. Okay, the boob sweats part of, like, you know, hankoon life, just generally, so I can relate to that part. It is kind of cool, it's just kind of cool, like, being able to pump. It's like, "Wow, I did that." Aw. I was worried I wouldn't be able to at all. Like, I just thought something weird would happen. Just unfounded fears. Did you find that you have a lot of, like, the fears that- like, which one of your fears came true and which one where you're like, "Oh my God, I overthought this so much?" Okay. I thought I wouldn't be able to breastfeed. I just thought something weird would happen, and I'd like- I was really important to me to be able to do that, and so far, so good, fears that- and also, I was kind of worried about, like, getting all the drugs that I ultimately ended up needing, like, the Potosin and the epidural. It was freaking fentanyl in the epidural. I really didn't want that, I didn't want any of it, but I water broke early and I had to be induced, and it was like, "I didn't know enough to just be-," and I really tried to do no epidural for a long time, and it was brutal, so- and as far as, like, fears that came true is like, "Yeah, I wish I knew more about childbirth because I didn't feel like I was good at pushing, and maybe I could have been in a different position, or maybe I could have, like, done something or worked out in a way that would have better prepared me for, like, the physical act of childbirth." So, but then again, like, maybe it's just, like, what the doctor was saying, she was, like, "You're so tight, like, your abs are so tight, like, because I worked out a lot." It just took a lot to, like, basically, for the kid to, like, dis-lond it, yeah, yeah. Like, Willaid man through my body. You made, like, a really good home for him. He didn't want to leave. He was, like, "This is the line's apartment, uh-huh, get out of here." It's like, "What is it rent- what is it rent-free?" Not rent-free. Yeah, he's a squatter. He was a squatter. No, like, what is that, when you have, like, really, really cheap rent in New York, there's a word for it. Rent-controlled? Yeah, rent-controlled. Yeah, it's rent-controlled. I don't want to leave, man. No, I don't want to leave. No, you do it. It was rent-controlled. Aw. I know. I can't believe. I feel like I was just finding out that I was trading, and then being like, "What the fuck? Really?" And now he's out already. Aw. So crazy. It is so crazy. If, like, time really flies. I know. Just a month ago, you were a prego. Did you see that picture? I think red-headed, libertarian-shared. Oh, we'll be trying to, you know, pregnant- yeah, she looked so young. Yeah, and then it was so funny because she was like, "Oh, I was, like, partying, like, a month, like, two months later," or whatever, 'cause it was like, she put, like, a before-after picture. Really? May, and then June. She was at a party, like, hanging out, and then somebody was, like, trying to shame her for that or something, and I was like, "What the fuck?" I was like, "Let's look it up." Yeah, let me see if I can pull it up. Find it. One of the gals in my, I'm in a Twitter group of all, like, "Oh, moms," and one of them's actually, like, going into labor right now. It's, like, pregnant. Oh, really? Girls and moms, yeah. On Mother's Day, she's going into labor. That's crazy. I mean, probably- I don't know if it's- it would have to be out by now. Yeah, I was going to say, I don't know if she's going to give birth by midnight at least east coast time. Okay, here it is. Oh, I think I know who this chick is. Oh, shit. Am I going to make some drama now? I'm sorry. You know what? Maybe we shouldn't share this. Wait, wait, let me see what it is before- Hold on, I'm putting it in a private chat. Okay. Because I just realized maybe this is, like, some drama shit. Drama, do I know this person, do I don't? Sure, let's share this. We're having fun. Here we go. I'm a bad libertarian. I don't know who you are, but I see appearance and money matter far more to you than they do to me. I'm not going to- Hold on. So this is a response to her, you know, pictures of her with her children after getting birth. This person says, this mystery person who we don't know who they are, says, "I can tell you got your shoes for $5 at Payless in 2011, thanks for the confirmation. Try the correct size next time, red-headed libertarian official. Nice try conflating your bad fashion with obsession over your feet, weird conflation, and I'm going just fine with the baby weight. Thanks. Thanks for proving the fact that you're shaming women for baby weight, though." And then, yeah, scroll down, this is, again, then she's like, "This is what she's emotional about." Oh, so Elijah posts, "We need more females having a positive outlook on having children. Being a mother is a gift from God, only Satan and his henchmen are discouraging women from giving birth. God made you for this, embrace your calling." And so this was like- That's a good, that's a good tweet from Elijah, I think. I mean, I agree with everything he says, but I think that's a good one. It's a video of a woman, like pregnant, and then she's back to being in great shape. And then this is Josie posting, "Oh my God, so May, June, July, so two months later, she's two months later." That's incredible. This is Mer. This is Mer. She looks amazing. Wow. But yeah, she's really thin and has a small frame to begin with. She's all baby. So of course, it's just going to be- Baby's gone. Yeah. Oh my God. So this chick is triggered because she's fucking fat still after giving birth. I mean, you know, like that's very easy to see through. Wow. Essentially? Yes. And if, you know what, if I'm still fat, I don't know, what's the correct answer? The correct amount of time to lose baby weight, I don't really know. But if I'm still fat- I think for- I think I've all owned up to it. I think a year from the moment you give birth is a good time for him to give yourself to get your body back into what it was pre-birth, you know? It's a good amount of time to, you know, get to the gym again, eat well, you know, do your thing. I think a year is- Yeah, by the way, this is Martina Markota who we've discussed on this show in the past. She is a mentally ill hot mess. She is- She has problems. Yeah. I think she like comments further down to, or I mean, I'm blocked. I don't know. But I think other people were like calling her out- I think they were still by her too. She feels attacked because people were saying, "Oh, that's Martina." And then they were like putting these greenies of like stuff she was saying. I don't see that because I'm blocked. She said, "Over a quarter million views total on the subject, but I'm making it up. Lol. Okay, buddy. Fuck off." Okay. She's messed. She is so nuts. It's so obvious. It's like, "We get it. You are still feeling fat." Oh, there's this other chick that I saw this thing on Twitter, and I thought this was pretty base. And I was like, "Hey, there's hope for young people out there." And then somebody was like, "This bitch is only fans." And I was like, "Wait, what?" So let me tell you this. And you tell me, "Do you know her and do you know that apparently she does only fans or something?" Hold on, let's see. Okay. First, this is how I saw this. Did you see this? Do, do, do, do. Who is this? Oh, I think I follow her. She's very crunchy. She's very crunchy, healthy, nature type chick. Oh. Okay. And it's very, like, put their taint in the sun, you know? What? Really? She sounds really base here. Here we go. Feminism is a scam. A few years ago, I was an angry, blue-haired feminist. I wanted to believe that male privilege was real and that I was a victim of the wage gap. Now that I understand the true motives of feminism, I know that this could not be further from the truth. And that modern-day feminism is a war on true masculinity. Before women had the right to vote, most were stay-at-home wives, which meant they weren't working jobs and couldn't be taxed. Our overlords didn't like that. Rockefeller started funding feminist campaigns in media. And as a consequence of the movement, women started entering the workforce and leaving the home. Children would then be separated from their parents and sent to Rockefeller-funded schools to be indoctrinated by the state. All of this ultimately disrupting the family unit at its core. Feminism is defined as the belief in social, economic, and political equality of the sexes. But in the West, I must ask, what rights do men have that women don't? Modern feminists are convincing women that hook up culture using hormonal birth control and not shaving is liberation. That toxic masculinity is prevalent and the patriarchy must be dismantled. Through movies and media, we're taught that working for the men, climbing the corporate ladder and paying taxes is more empowering and valuable than raising the next generation. Women have lost touch with our natural loving instincts and birth rates are plummeting. Men and women are not the same. And by protesting for a quality of outlook on these other than opportunity, feminists are demonizing and emasculating men. There you go. So then this guy came up because I shared it and I was like, oh, there's hope for this generation because apparently this because she's really young, you know, and I feel bad for this with this generation of women. And then this guy's like, she's like some whore that does only fans. I'm I'm totally like getting out and the red pill are falling for it again. And like he put this video. So this is his his evidence that he's exposing her to exposing her, I think I do know. Yeah, I think I do follow her, but hold on, because there it is. It sounds like she's like only fans, something, something. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Oh my God. I don't. I don't know. Are we going to own a nice, a nice lady, a nice message. Wow. Apparently, her name is Shannon, Michaela, Michaela, Michaela, Michaela, Michaela. So I mean, I guess it would be pretty easy to find out or she's got an only fans look it up. Yeah. She's an Android has only been a tip girl. Oh, this guy made all this money from the porn industry and casinos while he's fighting the matrix. He's extracting energy from his fellow man in the worst possible ways. His lifestyles. It's very blah, blah, blah. Okay. Something about bad, bad about Andrew and then oh, I don't know if that's her, huh? You're literally selling porn, but we don't even know who's saying this. How is this exposing this girl? I don't understand. How is an only former only fans model red pill leader now? What? So what if she is? Does that make what she says any less accurate? I don't think I'm sick of this. We need to dismiss and disregard a whole person and all of their opinions based on a way they made money currently or in the past. It's so fucking tiresome. I agree with you, Chrissy. It's weird. I kind of actually feel that about Andrew Tate because I'm not a huge fan of Andrew Tate. I'm like, whatever. I'm just not a huge fan of the red pill here in general. But I think he said some really based things before. I've listened to his podcast and you can attribute that to a broken clock and be right twice a day. Some people have really base takes, like he has some really base takes about the vaccine. He had some really base takes about Ukraine and what's going on over there. And not like, yeah, it doesn't take away from the fact that he might be a scumbag, but it also doesn't take away like what he said. No. Yes. He's a sex trafficker. He had some good points. Sometimes. Yeah. He's got some stuff. Bill Cosby wasn't all bad. I mean, Bill Cosby, I'm sure has been right on a couple of things in his life. And then, you know, on the side, he was, you know, doing all that. It's not a good thing at all. I'm sure he's given, he's given back to the community. It has it has an Andrew Tate, like, I don't know, doesn't he give out water to blacks? Africa. Oh, no. I keep saying the blacks, like I'm like, it's fun, it's fun to say. What is going on with Andrew Tate recently? Actually, I have no idea what's going on with them. Like, is he, is he important? I haven't heard him. He won't text me back. I, uh, always be, um, since you had the baby, like you use goods now. Yeah. Yeah. It's like I don't exist to him. Pick a winner. You see, they caught the man who raped the woman after he choked her with his belt. What? I don't, you're going to be more specific. I mean, where was this? New York? Like, India. I mean, there's a lot of places that women get raped in. I feel like you know, you know, and give us more details, but thank you for the $5. Interesting. Interesting. Oh, people are saying it wasn't New York. Of course it was. God damn. What the hell is going on in New York? I know. It's fucking the illegals, the blacks, it's all just going to shit. Dude, what are they putting the, in the water over there, man? I feel like Alex Jones was like, Oh my God. Okay. Did you see the thing that Alex Jones retweeted from that guy that like made some crazy like on acid trip fucking meme video about Alex Jones and Alex Jones retweeted it? Did you see that? I am looking for it now. That was fucked. I was like, I was watching that meme and I was like, what kind of video? I'm way too many edibles to be watching those right now. She what kind of, what kind of video? He just said like, Alex Jones retweeted it and was like, what the fuck did I just watch? And it was like this meme video about him as a cartoon, it's like a meme about all this stuff he said. Oh no, I can't find it. Hold on, let me see if I can find it. It was wild. I was like, wow, somebody really took the time to make this. I mean, Alex Jones tweets like a 16 year old girl, now that he's back on Twitter, let me see how much I have to scroll down before I can see it. Oh my God. Happy Mother said a big mic. We won't show that. Oh my God. It's like Michelle Obama's dog. Do you really think she's a man? Yes. I think I think that chick, the president of, what's it called, the president of France or his, his wife, yeah. That chick's a dude. Oh yeah. Everyone's a dude. If you think even as a chance, yeah, they're dudes. Brutus Redneck, never trust a person who holds uses a lapel mic. They all do this. I know what it's up with that the zoomers, the zoomers love to just hold their microphones like that. I don't understand it. What? I don't understand. Do they just not know how to use a lapel mic? No. It's just like that, it's just, yeah, it's like not wearing your pants where you're supposed to. Oh, okay. Man, I feel so old when I see shit like that, I'm like, oh my God, I'm so old now. She does is she showed her be-hole? Am I supposed to be angry? It was a black man in New York, went in doubt. Thank you. Pick a winner. Okay. So, Filthy sent us this cartoon. Thank you. Filthy always, always here when we do this. I'm still scrolling, Alex's. All right. Please, please. Hopefully this has a nudity. Down to the waterline. That's it. That's it. That's the one. It's driving. That's being a trailblazer and explore, going into space, mathematics, quantum mechanics, the secrets of the universe. It's all there. Life is fiery with its beauty. It's incredible detail. Tooting into it. They want to shatter your mind. That's so right. Talking about- Oh, bro. Come on. You told me this was some regular Joe Rogan, Alex Jones type, where I'll fake his outfits and whatever they call it. It was mushrooms that just helped you focus like a cup of coffee. Yeah, I definitely gave you the normal mushrooms, bro. You checked real quick. You killed me. Oh, shit, bro. I accidentally switched up the bags, bro. What do you mean you squished? No. No. That is true. All the most recent solar eclipse, CERN, opened up a wormhole, and it sucked Mr. Joe into so long, turning him into Alex Jones. Now, the vessels gave from- Oh, my God. The 10 foil hat stays on. The 10 foil hat stays on. The ticker is Janice. Oh, my God. This is wild. The bunny slippers. Pills. I'm your host, Baron Lajir. Baron Lajir, who has been announced, there can only be one of them. Somehow, three groups of people think that they want to represent this ball-headed butt. Next up, Baron Trump is having a swim party with fat windy. Next up lies a bath horn running from the feds for stealing 10 kilos of cocaine with Mitch from the president's personal staff. So silly. I know. I'm fat windy. You just need time on tickers. What in the new world order is going on? Seems like this shit. Did you watch Homestar Runner? That's how we know how old people really are. No, I didn't. I actually didn't watch that. Oh, my God. It's early, early internet cartoons. Maybe I did, but I didn't know what it was called. It's true. It might be that I just didn't know. Okay. Homestar, the burninator. The cheats. Okay. Lights with raves. All right. All right. Let's get more retarded every day. Time to get back to work. And look at that. One night during the solar eclipse, Mr. A. Luxe, Jonas was asleep at the crib. Sir, no. I am listening. Politicians, starting wars. You can rip it from didn't think. But the one that we needed. Your tin foil head. No, I don't watch this. All right. Three toothpaste. This is tomorrow's means dating me back on ex form globalist never started the Manhattan project. Did you say project? Yes, that's right. Project. They'll lead us to the creation of the gay atom bomb that will turn everyone into gay frogs and will eventually be populated humanity bombs. What was it? Three. I just want to say I'm a huge fan of a Luxe and a Luxe fight in the mediating and I digress. Let's get back to the story. This is wild. The craziest part is that Alex Jones actually watched this. Oh my God. Wow, soul of Satoshi. That's awesome. Hilarious. What the hell did I just watch? That's really cool. Hey, there's Nina's. How fun. Amazing. See, Twitter can be fun if you have a good sense of humor. Not all bad. It's really. It's women. Nina, what's coming up for you this week? I have toxic femme tomorrow on midnight's edge at 8 p.m. Eastern and then my show's on Wednesdays and of course Friday is the good news show. And I'm playing Robocop right now on my time, you know, away from doing shows. I'm playing Robocop and it's freaking awesome. Sounds great. Everyone Paul and Nina. Yes. Thanks for inviting me on. Thank you for coming on. It's always good to see you Nina. Thank you to the chat. Thank you for your comments, questions, super chats. Thank you for simping with us and we'll see you guys next time. Love you. Bye. pregnancy special if you haven't and subscribe. Bye. - Bye.