SimpCast is back with LeeAnn Star, Lila Hart and Keanu Thompson!
Chrissie Mayr Podcast
CMP 754 - SimpCast - LeeAnn Star, Lila Hart, Keanu Thompson
(upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) (upbeat music) Hey everybody, my name is Frankie with Down Your List of the Syntast with Chrissy Maier on the show. (crying) (upbeat music) (crying) (upbeat music) (crying) (upbeat music) (crying) Hey, do you remember me? Who's this? Nick? No, last name Gerz. Nick Gerz. I don't know names. I don't remember my mom's name. If you were telling me my mom, I wouldn't remember her name. Like I'm really bad with names. How do you look? When you see my name again, I don't even know if you heard my name. Nick Gerz. Thank you very much. Why? Why do you have to call in like that? I'm not even calling. It's a horrible, horrible call. I'm going to play you a little side. Nick Gerz. Oh Nick. Me Chinese. Me play jokes. Me put pee pee in your coat. (upbeat music) I was craving the slurpee. Can I get my change back correctly? I feel like a lot of us are conservative in the way that we just want to be able to say the N word and not really matter. That's all I want. Come on. Can't I just say the N word? Does that make me a bad person? Come on guys. Well it's a huge fan of yours. She loves sense of TV. Oh great. I do. I love your show. All she wants is to be able to say the N word, but that's the only thing that's holding her back in life. Oh it just you go like this. I'm taking the dog. Yummy. I'm taking the dog. (upbeat music) This is happy to have the attention. This is happy to have the attention. (upbeat music) Our next guest is originally from Bend the Illinois. He enjoys cold beer and hot music. Says that he and his mom don't see eye to eye on his love life and he claims that his job is costing several relationships. Please welcome Robert Faggot. (applause) Faggot is rather an odd name. Yeah you know it is a odd name. (music) Faggot does not make you intelligent and I get out of here. No no Mrs. Stadt. Mrs. Stadt. Happy world got to see you today. Bitch yes. Happy world got to see you today. (music) Happy world got to see you today. Happy world got to see you today. Happy world got to see you today. Happy day. Happy day. Happy day. Happy day. Happy day. (music) On your lip just kind of get in there. (music) All in a few different times just to kind of get a real deep color. I'm kind of going here at the lot. (music) (music) (music) (music) (music) Oh welcome to your favorite Sunday night YouTube show. Welcome to Simcast. I am your simp worthy post-partum host Chrissy Mayer before I bring in a very fabulous panel of simp worthy ladies. I have to tell you guys I have a stand-up special that I released just yesterday. And perhaps it has flown under your radar. But this is a very special pregnancy special. I said special twice. I'm aware. Check it out. Please and thank you. This is just a look at the fun disclaimer. This is a one time only never to be performed again. The comedy special performed from Chrissy Mayer was seven months pregnant unless another bean is going to be made in the future until then enjoy just a fun little hour or so show that I did while I was in Houston. Dallas, Texas, seven months pregnant. My God. That seems just like it was all a dream. I can't believe I was actually pregnant. But check it out. It's available now. Watch it at your leisure. Watch it while you go to the bathroom or take a shower. Look at little seven month pregnant me. Oh my God. I was sweaty. I was out of breath. It was great. And these are just pregnancy jokes. They're going to be moved out of the rotation of my regular set. So that's why it's a very special pregnancy special. Check it out guys. If you have not already, I think there might be a joke in there that'll make you laugh. And if it doesn't money back guaranteed, that's free. I can't do that. And also, yeah, thank you to everybody who sent in a donation to my give send go. We're fully funded. So we're going to start work on this studio ASAP. It's going to be great. Very excited to get started on all of that. I think that's it for announcements. I can't use pregnancy brain as an excuse anymore, but I can use, can I use postpartum brain as an excuse? We'll have to ask our lovely panel of guests, Keanu Thompson, Lauren, Ashley, Lila. Hi. Hi ladies. I miss you all. I miss you dearly. I like this view better. Oh my God. There's so much to talk about. There has been so much internet. It's been hard for me to focus. I have a small person munching on my boobs every two hours. So it's like, I feel like I have ADD, but it's, I'll try to start doing something and then I'll be like, oh, time to feed the bean again. I'm not going to call your nipples looking. Well, that's the question on everyone's mind. One is a little banged up. One is. Oh no. I think he likes the left one better. So I got to really make sure that this one's not getting chewed through and chewed through. Yeah, he, it's cute. Like he'll do like, he'll be clearly hungry, but then I'll do this thing where he like pushes away. And he'll like, he'll be like, he also does like a fake dramatic cry, like where I know he's faking it. And it sounds like he's singing. I'll have to like record it and send it to you. But he's like, I can't like, I'm not doing it well, but if you, it's like there's so many different little friends. Don't want me with your milk again. Like, it's his right there. The thing you want is, and I'm like, that's really a life lesson for all of us. You know, the thing we want, whatever it is, the nipple, whatever the nipple is in your life. Okay. It's, it's, it's probably just six inches from your damn face. So just calm down and you grasping for nips. That's what I'm going to do is I'm going to create a sort of like Buddhist book of quotes comparing breastfeeding to life's goals. Oh, my goodness. All right. Hi, Keanu. What's, how are the gondola rides going? Hey, I applaud you for not making like a hamburger joke, but I wasn't expecting it. When the moon, it's your eye. Like, they're great. They're great. I'm literally wearing a shirt. This is drink local. Wow. I love that. It's a good message. Yeah, right here. Great. Yeah. What's new in your world, Kiki Thompson? Nothing. Just, I got a spray, do you know that would be a spray bottle for the cat? I don't like to do it, but I'll use it if I have to. I spray him with it too. Is there a white claw in there? No bleach. I'm just kidding. They'll teach that cat. I just did a cooking stream. We made Captain Crunch French toast. And we lost my grandma today, but we found her. So she has to go into home now. How did you lose your grandmother? Well, she's a bit. And my dad is. Yeah. Okay. No, she drove off in the car while my dad was golfing, because last night he said, it's really time on Patsy. He got to go in a home now. And she was like, I want to go back to the villages. And she's like, almost 90 years old. Like the villages in Florida or the. Yeah. And he, my dad has a bleeding heart like me and he doesn't want to force her. But it's like at this point, so then he got back from golfing. She found her keys somewhere and she had fled. And she hasn't driven in probably two and a half years. Wow. Yeah, it was a really terrifying there for a second. I'm like, I'm like, oh my gosh. I don't know why I was casually doing cocaine off a mirror. Like I was like half watching her. I'm like Lila. No, this said real mega lives matter. And I was like, let me write something else. Real what live? Oh, an M. Okay. That's horrible Canada. So for the first time in two and a half years, your grandma was just like, I'm going to take a drive. She doesn't drive anymore. She like just stole the keys and rode off into the horizon. Where did she go? Did you, how did you find her? Did you have an apple tag on her car or? Well, I have a, I have her tracking in my phone. I didn't even think to look at that. I was so my dad's like. The car is gone. Her car is gone. But. He called 911 and they found her 12 miles down the road. She was sitting at a restaurant. She was eating a hamburger with the staff. Okay. It's like, could have been worse. No, yeah. But she was like, I mean, she has not driven in two and a half years. So she just, when he went to golf and she's vindictive like that. He goes, it's really time. I got to put you in, you know, a home. You'll love it there. It'll be just like the villages. She waits for him to leave for golf. I don't, I don't find the keys somehow. And then he comes back. He's like, oh my God. Is she fucking, she drove, I don't even know how she did it. I don't know how she did it. She lives with your dad normally. But she, she's lived with him for like five years because her friends in the villages said, you got to come get Patsy. She's losing her mind. That was five years ago. Oh, my God. Right. She's looking for her mind. Yeah, apparently. And she found a hamburger and a nice police officer and the staff were sitting there with her like. That's amazing. So, yeah, she's got to go to a home now. So that's what we dealt with today. She's 90, you said? Almost 90. Yeah. I feel like some days I could go into a home. I think to make it to 90 is, is like astounding. And then she calls me. She called me like after they had found her, she obviously was sitting in my dad's living room and he was outside with my mom. And she's like, Tom tried to throw me in a nursing home today. And like, they love to use that, you know, like you're a horrible, you're a horrible child for, for wine to put them in a, in a home. I know, I mean, right. I'm like, have another Chardonnay and just let them take you to a place where it's so hard. Like, we put my grandpa. We didn't have to put my grandpa at home. He died when I was in high school. Some kind of skin cancer. But then we didn't have to put my grandma in a home. And I remember it was either like drag her to my brother's wedding in 2014 or like that was going to be the kind of. Do or die moment. Like she, she needs to go into a home because she doesn't like we had gradually kind of moved her down to one level, the first level of her house and like put a nice bathroom in like where she could like a bathtub into the downstairs bath. Like we really did a lot of fixes so she could live on the first floor. And then it was like, well, we're all going to this wedding. And we put her into this home. And I, and I don't know if anybody in the chat, like this is happening to you guys, but she was so attached to that damn house. Like, yeah, and my mom was an only child. There really was nobody else. She kind of like, she kind of was like, well, I'm going to my son's wedding. I'm there's nobody else I can put her with. So we're just going to put her in a home and like, I think she had a real like the mental connection she had with that house. I think, like, you know, kind of made her downfall a little bit quicker. I don't know what I don't know. This sounds horrible. But like, no, it's true, though. I mean, my dad's he, my, when my, my grandpa was blind and they lived in the villages. And when he died, she just, it was already a downfall. My dad moved her in with him. Made the whole like adjustments put the whole handicap shower and, you know, she'd been living there. But I honestly, I think she just doesn't want to not have an entire double bottle of Chardonnay at the nursing home. I'm afraid that she's just like, I won't be able to have that. I'm not going to a nursing home. And she goes, I, I want to go back to the villages. I'll go to a nursing home at the villages. I'm like, dad, just tell her, Hey, this is the villages. Right. Welcome back to the villages. She won't know the difference. Like, yeah, it's sad, but it's similar how, like, I feel like if you get really old Keanu and you're like, am I going to be able to drink white cloth where I'm going? Like, that would be your number one. I know, I know it. And then I would drive off into the horizon as well. If I'm like, there's no white cloth there. Well, then I'm out. Yeah. But it was only, we only lost her for a second. So that's good. That's, that's definitely, that's so hard, though. I remember my sister died. We are, I'm retarded. You're cutting out for me, Chrissy. Yeah, for real. That's why I can use the R card with liberally, and whenever I, gosh darn feel like it. We would be in a man. It would go play our clarinets at the nursing home for the evening. Chrissy, you're a little low. Yeah. Well, before you're cutting out, we came back in on clarinets. God damn it. Like my settings here. I don't know what is. I can't talk. My microphone's always fucked up. But yeah, for, we, we cut out. And then we came back to clarinets. So I don't know who's somewhere in there. All right. Well, just let me know. I'm going to start saying that. No, you can hear me. Okay. So we'd go play our clarinets and we would pass out cookies and this one woman like she looked, she looked like a snake. She looked like a snake lady because she didn't have her teeth. And she didn't have her teeth in and her mouth was kind of concave. Like, she just, everything was starting to sink in. She didn't have anybody, you know, giving her a makeover or anything. And I was going home. She looked at my sister dead in the eye and like, grabbed the cookie tray out of her hands and it fucking traumatized my sister. She's like, nope. No, I'm not going back after that. She was like 12. She's like, that's it. No, no. And then we found out the next day that the woman like she had escaped from the nursing home from the free port. Um, nursing home. She was found in the middle of the street. She threw her fucking wheelchair over her head and ran across the street. Like she had some kind of not retards drinks, but old person. No, I would escape. I would run away from her nursing home too. I don't freaking blame. I don't blame anybody for not wanting to go. Have you guys not seen videos on Twitter of people beating people in the nursing homes. It can be bad. No, this is, this is actually making me sad. People say, oh, have kids so that you don't put them in the nursing home. They won't put you in the nursing home. Then they will. Then they still will. So whether you have them or not. Well, at some point it becomes a liability. This woman won't die. There's nothing wrong with her. She's pickled her organs in Chardonnay. And there's nothing wrong with her. And my dad's like, it's a liability. You'll hurt yourself. If I can't take care of you anymore. She just took off in the car. So he'll put her in the Taj Mahal of nursing homes. But she just her brain villages. I want to go back to the villages. I'm like, just tell her it's the villages. She loves Florida. She was there. And then she had to leave. Like explain what the villages are. America's friendliest hometown, where I'll put Gino. It's like we're all the old people in Florida live. Like it's, I would say an hour outside of Orlando. Like it's all the old people live. They lived there for 20 years. Yeah, like 90 degrees year round. We do a content house there. Now that Gino's 55, we can absolutely. Yes, you have to be 55 to live there. They moved in like they built a house there. It was a lovely. I spent so much time in the damn villages. There's it's like squares and restaurants and you can drive your golf cart anywhere. Okay. She loved it there. She loved it. Grandpa dies eventually. And then her friend said she's not doing well. Her mind doesn't seem right. That was years ago. So they made the decision like in sheep agreed to move in with my dad and then now she's really kind of gone. Taking a mind turn for the worst. Also, my dad is needs to have his life back too. You know, he would never shove her in a nursing. Oh, but now she's driving off. It's time like he's not qualified to handle her anymore. You know, so. It's really I want to stay as good as I can for as long as I can because I don't know. I don't want to have to be put in a nursing home. I want to be like one of these obnoxiously fit old people I think like. I don't know. I have a plan. I have some time to think about what kind of old person I want to be. Much a lot of. Got a little. Yeah. Sorry to, we brought the room down right away with, but you know, you had to, I had to be updated on on this. Grandma. Yes. Well, we're all about. I'm sorry. Somebody just wrote in the chat that they're 91 year old grandmother was raped in a nursing home. I thought you would pull it up. No, that's what happens. I got. And then this weekend at the chat wrap meet up. You met Scott. Okay. 91 year old. So, she was. Wow, she was all the time she was raped in a nursing home. She must be pretty good looking still. If she's, you know, people still maybe it wasn't rape. But there are stories of these old people in nursing homes. They love to get it on. I mean, they're having more sex than a horny couple of prom. The villages has one of the highest STD rates in the country. These people are there. They're frisky. Also, when I say nursing home, that is a negative connotation. My dad would put her in an assistant living the lap of luxury. He wouldn't just throw her in like some sort of weird place, like here to give her to the state. But he can't be there. He's not qualified to handle her. 24 hours a day. Right. So, no, it's hard for sure. Yeah. All of these old people skills. Not everyone has old people skills. So, he got her a nurse to come hang out with her. Like every day, this is like two years ago, she fired her after a week. My dad's like, where's, you know, so and so he's like, oh, she's like, I fired her. What? She's, you know, she could fire her. Um, exactly. So, I love it. Well, we're all everyone on this show and watching this show is young and fabulous and we don't have to think about this for young, fun and fabulous. Hello, Lauren. What's popping? Oh, not much. Sorry I was cheering. I don't know. I don't know. I've dealt with old people stuff too lately, but I don't know. Not really a whole lot going on over here. I feel like that sounds really boring, but I've kind of life. It's, it's like, you can't pretend it doesn't happen. Yeah, I think we plan and then, you know, gotta have faith. And I noticed on Twitter, you were tweeting about, and it's funny because I was getting the exact same comments. I'm like, I feel like we have the exact same people commenting the stuff to us. But you said like, you were talking about if you if you wanted to have kids or something and then somebody. Oh, yeah, I'm like, that was the last nine months. Somebody else. No, I'm like a random person. What happened? What happened was, I don't really read it like my DMS, like, ever, and my email, like, ever, I kind of stay in a little bubble. And I went to go check some messages and like, I was like, you know what, I'll respond to some. Sure. And, of course, it's, it begins off. Can I ask you a weird question? And I was like, you can ask it. I might not answer it. And then, they're like, you mentioned recently that you'd like to have kids sometime soon. I'm just concerned about that. And I was like, that's not your place to be concerned or something of that. You're like, well, I'm just really worried about you dying in childbirth. And I was just like, get the fuck away from me. Like, what is wrong with you? Why not realize this is 2024 and women are having like, I hate to be a person who's like, women are having just a weird thing to say. It's just like, the likelihood of dying in childbirth is not going to happen. It's just not, we have modern medicine. It does happen. But like, I'm not, first of all, I'm not pregnant. Second of all, is nobody's fucking business. And like, it's just like, I don't know, you know, I always have this thing where I want to assume the best in someone and just, like, part of me is like, is this person just like socially retarded. And like, they're trying to say something nice, or is this like a fucking weirdo? And unfortunately, after being on the internet long enough, you just have to assume everyone's a fucking weirdo. Because, you know, I've tried to extend the olive branch of, I guess, charitable assumption one too many times and been burnt by it. But yeah, no. I was on, I was on Info Wars the other day, I hosted American Journal on Friday morning for Harrison, I stood in for him, which is really fun. But like, I've been getting all kinds of like weird ass messages ever since and I'm like, this is why I don't check my DM so back into the, like, just like stuff like that, or like people who think that, I mean, I think you'll probably all deal with the same thing. People who think that they like know who I am, you know, I do share on the internet, but I don't really, I try to kind of keep, like I don't, you know, a distance between me and that because like I don't, the stuff that I do online, it's not really about me per se, like I am attached to it, of course, but like, it's just like a weird parasocial stuff that I don't really handle well, I guess, because I don't, again, I want to give people the benefit of the doubt and think, well, maybe you're just like a little weird, because I'm a little weird, I get it, but like, I don't know, some of us just, there's a kind of twisted individual that really will, they will like poke around, you know, when you're trying to buy fruit, no, that's a bad metaphor. It's almost like, you know, you're looking around for a soft spot. It's like people are poking around to see if there's a soft spot and if there is a fucking cram their way in there. I was like, oh, that's a weird fucking comment. Oh, you're going to die in trouble. Oh, somebody, oh, I'm so the full concern of somebody of your age is going to be able to carry a child to determine like, what is this the fucking 1700s. And then there'd be comments like, oh, you're, you claim to be right wing, yet you used IVF. I'm like, you're, this is, I mean, I'm not fucking moron. Where do you even get that from? I think there's a lot of people who are online, and what happens is, and this is kind of why I no longer give myself a label. I think people are so clinically, you know, so online so often they don't have an understanding of how the real world works and they don't understand that there's so much gray area, so much nuance within everyone because most people are very nuanced individuals. They don't understand that someone could think differently than them. And I think there's a lot of people out there when they find out that you may think differently than they feel like they feel almost offended by you thinking differently than them, and they're bothered by it, and they're quick to make assumptions about it. Yeah. People, we all have a mirror with the Internet warriors. Of course, all of us are online, the appropriate amount. Of course, everyone watching the show is online, the appropriate amount. I'm a chronically online, but your base isn't, your base isn't hounding you. I mean, the majority of people in your chat aren't hounding you like, how dare you make personal choices for your own well being outside of YouTube. Not doing that. The majority of people I would assume on your chat aren't doing that to you. Yeah, I think I just like not be so sensitive and then fixate on the, on the negative comments. Oh, you shouldn't. They're all ridiculous. If you get a negative one, it's like, what? Who heard you today? I think that people just want to be heard, I think, sometimes, and then sometimes people don't. Again, it's about, like you said, what was the metaphor we ended up going with? Not finding the soft spot on fruit, but fruit or the sperm looking for the egg, or the nipples. Yeah. Looking for the, for the right nipple, right? I don't know. But anyways, that's what's going on with me, not a whole lot, but everything at the same time. Info Wars is a big deal. That's really cool. I just talked about my way, grandma, for 30 minutes, and then I was on Info Wars. No, no, oh, I was thinking of when you were talking about that, though, you like, you know, the nursing homes that they make where like they look like little villages, and they can like go to the post office and like, they have like little stuff for the old people. Yeah. So what that is, like, they have like, the villages for like 55 and up. It's just a community. It's giant where maybe they have somewhere. It's like a fake little, like they have like a fake post office, and they can like send each other letters and stuff and give them stuff to do with it's like, kind of. Yeah, it keeps them busy. I don't know. I think that's kind of nice. I know there's a nursing home, like a fake kitchen, and it's all plastic food, like that kind of. Yeah, yeah. There's a nursing home in South Korea. They do that, but they have little like grocery stores and fake restaurants that, you know, people who have dementia can just roam around and sort of just pretend like they're an everyday society and they sort of let them just do their own thing. Yeah, I think you're making then snotsy to South Korea. How do you see to be in South Korea? That's the solution. Absolutely. It's part of the North Korea. That's for sure. Can we have villages? It's a village. Can we fact check this from Erica? The villages is the highest SED rate in the whole country. I mean, even more so than like, I don't know, Myrtle Beach. Yes. No, the highest, I think the highest SED rate at college is Tuskegee. I'm not even kidding. Which is kind of there's a college. Tuskegee University. Yeah. That's right. I thought it was not Tuskegee, Alabama. All the naughty testing. Why it sure was or is I was going to say, why would they name a college after this horrible event that happened. But it's a town in Alabama. I can tell. It's in Alabama. Listen, I'm from here. Okay, I know all the, like, we have a lot of very, like, we have Waddawi, Aniana. There's a lot of very interesting city names that are a lot of them are like Native American. But Tuskegee, last time I checked had like the highest incidence rate of SEDs in the country, which is, you know. One of the college did too. One of the colleges. Then there was a huge SED breakout in the villages. That's, that's 100% true. But I don't know if it was the highest in the country, but those people are their bone in unprotected. They can't get pregnant anymore. Yeah, you don't want to have sex like the Chad of the nursing home because he's going to be the one to bring it in. Because he's going to get some outside strange and then bring it into the, into the home and to the villages. And then at that point, what does it matter? You can't get pregnant. Maybe they, and who cares if I'm, you know, crawling with STDs, at least I had sex on a golf cart, you know. Yeah, one last time. Well, yeah, obviously. I was reading about the other day and obviously I didn't read too deeply into it, but maybe I'll know more about it. But which, which one of the STDs is the one that will ultimately like make you crazy. I think it's at Syphilis. I don't know. Historical figures were probably who like went insane, probably had a thing. Miss everyone. I don't remember which one. I think one of them does eat your brain. I don't know. That's not very exciting, but I was just thinking about it. It is pretty exciting. Like people who like go crazy in history and they're like, yeah, they were probably. Yeah, people were thinking. Yeah. And so when you're on Infowars, do they say, like, do whatever you want? Because I hosted once there for Owen and it was like, I remember I was a little bit intimidated because it was, I think, what, three hours, three hours. I was just like, oh, God, I was like, let me call everyone. I fucking know in Texas to come on this show. I had like Gary. What about Garrett, Lila, Venti, and I was just like, how am I going to fill this show? I just wanted to make sure it was good and jam-packed. It was awesome. You had the best ever. It was the time of my life. And it was one of my favorite Lila moments ever when she did her Fauci rant. But I'm going to hear it. Oh, fuck. It was like one of Lila's absolute greatest moments behind it. But no, it was three hours. I did calls for like the last hour of it, which was really fun to hear from kind of a different audience that I'm used to. So, I will say the one thing that I did terrible at the ad reads, because I don't do like product placement on my show, which is not like practices. Yeah. It was really bad. I was like, would you like some alpha brain force or what? I don't even know. Yeah. Real bad, but they said it was funny. So hopefully I might get to do it again. So good. But yeah, it was a free supply of alpha brain force afterwards. No. I'll see you in my pillow. In washable and dryable. No, like, I've gotten sent a couple things for free here and there, but I don't really, I don't know. I feel like there's kind of like a weird expectation out of that. Maybe it's like, I'm like, if you send me stuff, I'm not going to say anything about it unless I like it and I might not even then, because I feel like there's like a weird. I don't know. If you're not reading it, a cold lead is very difficult to do. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I was. No, because he was like, Hey, like, because like they're in your ear the whole time, the producers are in your ear the whole time and they're not really like saying a whole lot, but they might give you like a Hey, like, we do this and he's like, Hey, can you like do? I think I did like two and a half basically at reads and like, for the last one, he's like, Hey, can you like do another ad read? That's like, well, sure, like it's, it's a lot to handle. And, you know, like, I've, I've, I've done like 300 some odd episodes of my own show, but it's a lot more like, I don't know, they kind of expect me to have something wrong during mine. Oh, there's a baby. The baby and the being is hungry. God, yeah, I bet I'm at age of teen. Is that Michael Myers. Just hang out. He's hungry. We're okay. I'll be right back. I'll be right back again there the whole time. Yeah, he signed by William Schatner who's the face of my so this is actually so Michael Myers is face the whole mask is actually a William Schatner mask. From Star Trek. Who that is. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And they spray paid it white. And then you got chucky and then talk to Tina. And then creature from the black with good. I like horror movies. I do like some movies. I haven't seen a lot of them. Super fanatic. I love horror. It's my favorite genre. What's your favorite one. My favorite. So I, it depends. So my favorite 80 slasher is chucky. I've had a weird obsession with puppies since I was a kid, but I have to say that my current favorite is Lisa Frankenstein. It came out this year. And then I'm also a huge fan of Jennifer's body body. My favorite universal monsters, the creature, but it really depends like what you're technically asking. I don't have a favorite movie per se. I can't be one probably sounds like chucky, but like what's one that's like serious scary that you like. Oh, okay. So even chucky. I don't really consider it campy. I watch it for the sake of like just being fascinated by how they made the movies. Okay, fair enough. I would say for campiness. Beadled you. So I won my favorite movies of all time. I know that movie word forward. Favorite serious movie, I would say. Yeah, it's like it's like it's really like really gets me every time. Anything to do with the Warrens, the ones who the husband and wife who investigated the paranormal. But once the couple from Annabelle, the conjure, things like that. Yeah, like those things like what it has. I really believe in haunted houses and demons. I will not touch a Ouija board. I won't play around with any of that stuff. I love a good Ouija board. Yeah, I have too many experiences with a paranormal and Ouija boards gone wrong when I was a teenager that I just will not mess around with that stuff. So when I watch movies about that, it jolts me. I can't handle it. No, I'm a dirty stuff and with Rosemary's baby is my favorite horror film of all time. Children's thinking that one of the playboy bunnies is in there's my baby. Oh, there's a whole store behind the playboy mansion in Rosemary's baby. I think I talked about with you, Keanu, on your show. Yes. We will as well. Carl's Manson was tied to it, Sharon Tate, the whole shebang. The exorcist, I won't mention the exorcist in the chat. I actually laughed when I first watched the exorcist because it's so corny. I mean, she's spewing pea soup everywhere. Her head's turning 360 degrees. Don't get wrong with the best acting roles of a child I've ever seen in my entire life, but the special effects on that are so corny. I'm sure when it came out, it was terrifying, but it's not the one where a lot of people have died. Yeah. That was poltergeist. Okay. Yeah. For its time, that was probably terrifying. Like, now it's made into, you know, sort of. Oh, yeah, I'm sure when people first saw the exorcist when it came out in theaters, like, oh my gosh, her head spun 360 degrees, you know, the bet she's lifting from the bed. I'm sure it was terrifying because that kind of thing wasn't really shown in movies beforehand. But now you're sort of able to decipher what special effects. Percy, I'm a more of a fan of practical effects than CGI anyway. I think there's something very special about it and important about it. You know what movie changed me for the rest of my life that scared me to my core. Like, I don't know, I might have been 12 when I first watched it. The ring. That was, I cannot watch the ring. I can't watch the grudge. That's when I can't watch another one. Yes, that girl crawling out of the well. Oh my God. And then, do you like scary movies? Yeah, I think one of the best scary movies is Jeepers Creepers. And, okay. Oh, and, and the skeleton key, which by the way, that's a movie and Jeepers Creepers were heading into our 23rd spring since that movie. Oh, wow. Because every 23 springs, the creature from Jeepers Creepers awakes. And it's been since 2001. The only thing I know about Jeepers Creepers was like, I think one time that bad guy was like a, like a guest star on Scooby Doo. Cause I don't do scary stuff. No, no, no, no, no. Scream. No, he was a scream. Cause the guy who played Shaggy in the Scooby Doo is also stew in scream. Oh, I don't. Wait, Jeepers. Okay, I don't. Oh God. Are you thinking Justin Long is his Jeepers Creepers? No, like there was like on the original Scooby Doo. I swear, or maybe like the they would have like guest star bad guys that like appeared in other stuff. Or maybe I'm hallucinating this. I swear. No, no, you're right. Because I do believe that Matthew Lillard might have done a guest appearance and it was him and Shaggy dressed in the scream outfit. And it was an ode to his time. I go space. Okay. Not another scary movie. Those are, those are fun parodies. Okay, but I'm looking up. I don't know if this will show up or not, but like this is the bad guy from Jeepers Creepers. I'm sorry, it looks, he looks insane. Well, so it's actually a human spin that the creature is wearing. It's a horse in the creature is wearing. So the creature basically takes a body part from each victim. And it's going after just so long because it wants Justin Long's eyes. And that's the whole joke goes Jeepers Creepers. Where did you get those peepers? And it basically shows that he took just the longs eyes. So he does get him in the end. Yeah, he does. I'm sorry for spoilers. It's, it's an old, I will never, no, no, I don't, I don't like being scared. So I will never watch it. So I appreciate your synopsis. Somebody in a chat mentioned Barbie movie is horrifying and I had my father. I thought it was cute. I, here's a thing. So I loved Barbie when it came out, but then I rewatched it on streaming and the whole time I'm thinking, why did I like like this movie when it first came out because I was rewatching it and didn't like it that much? And it was funny. I realized how much of the marketing was a ploy into getting people to like it more than it actually was. And I'm starting to wonder Taylor Swift does the same thing with her audience because I live it in there. Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm just really interested. No, no, I love it. So what is, what you're saying is, like, is this what Taylor Swift is doing to like maybe well, I'm sure she's what you're doing. So I, that was good, by the way, chat. Sorry, have you seen Flash Gordon? That's a great movie. I have. I love Flash Gordon. Great movie. I see that. I fell in love with Timothy Dalton, a man in that movie. But sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you. Oh, you're fine. But have you seen the documentary? Century of self. It's about Edward Bernays, who is segment Freud's nephew. Edward Bernays basically took some in Freud's teachings and use them in the mass media marketing business. CIA with like advertising and all that, right? Yes, but you also worked with big politicians and marketing and businesses. And I, a lot of so much of what we're experiencing today with cinema and film and music and pretty much every product that's being sold to the market, including our politicians, they still use Edward Bernays' teachings to this day. And it's so funny because I wrote a whole, I guess, at a thesis with the past week just on the Barbie movie alone on how their marketing system worked. It was the first time I had used my psychology degree in like five years. The face was talking about how Edward Bernays was influencing a lot of the marketing strategies. So I found that really interesting. But yeah, I think women were tricked into liking Barbie through a lot of the marketing deals that went on. I was cute, but I didn't really look at it terribly deeply. I just like thought it was cute. I thought it was missing. Oh, sorry. Oh, it's fine. It's not fine. I'm fine. I'm sorry. I interrupted a lot because I have ADHD and I never know it might. I do the same girl said about you. I don't want to be an over-talker. No, no, no, I do it right now. I'm just kidding. Would you like my half-drink Red Bull? Come on down. It's interesting. It's Barbie as a cinematic piece has a lot of flaws, especially when it comes to cinematography and story writing. And when I rewatched, I realized how many plot holes there were and how much it felt like there was too many writers in the writing room and how nobody could agree on one thing. And that was my issue with Barbie. Like, there was too much going on, right? It was too busy. I feel like a lot of people. I think it's meant. It's whether you like Barbie or not. I was not a Barbie fan growing up with the doll, right? It was. And I liked to, in my stroller, I put office supplies and just walked around with them. Don't ask me why. I just like a feeling of paper. It's for you somehow, and I mean that in a good way. I know. It's very bizarre. But I loved a movie directed by a female that was just really female-centric. It wasn't hating on men. And yes, we love the plot holes. It's Barbie. It's not supposed to make exacts. My Barbie story has had plot holes as a child myself. I mean, I don't know. I just want all of Barbie's measurements in general are a plot hole. I just felt like it was all over the place in my opinion. I will say this. It had one of the best set designs I've ever seen, the best costuming. I think Ryan Gosling really stole the show. I think Marga Robbie did a fantastic job acting. I think there's a lot of elements I enjoyed in regards to comedy. But I really wish they played more into the Barbie world. I think once they entered the quote unquote real world, it got very messy from there is what I thought of it. So the Barbie world, how do you feel about, like, so for somebody that doesn't really know the Barbie lore, I was like, this looks like Barbie world. What would be more for you? Oh, I love that. So, I didn't say like across your entire world. It was weird. Yeah, I think they're supposed to not be like real people in. They're supposed to be like Barbie people in the real world. So, I don't think it's supposed to exactly make sense. I don't think it was too much of a comment on anything. It definitely wasn't man-hating. It was just, I agree, I don't think it was man-hating either. I just feel like I feel this way about a lot of movies coming out. I feel like a lot of movies lately. It feels like there's so many people who are hired as writers and they can never agree to just stick to a simple script. And then they're just too busy. That was my main issue with Barbie. It felt like there's a lot of people with a lot of different ideas and it all got thrown into one bag. It was a long movie. And by the end, I'm like, okay, now we have the lady from Cheers talking about what? That's where you lost me. I'm like, okay, this must be some lore of the whatever. But I'm like, what is she saying? It might have been a little bit too long. But I think the aspect that's missing from a lot of stuff, and I don't watch a whole lot of stuff now, kind of for this reason, is that a lot of particularly TV shows and things were made to have one episode come out a week. And people would discuss it and then there would be the next one and it would be discussed and kind of understood episode by episode as more of a communal sort of thing. And now, like, since they just dump all the episodes out all at once and it's like, oh, here's 12 episodes at once or eight episodes at once and then you just kind of get like, I liked it or I didn't of the overall thing. There's so much of the kind of things that made watching stuff in the first place fun that are just completely gone now. I mean, I mean, I talk about it a lot, but reality TV, Vanderpump Rules is still coming out one episode at a time and I'm dying. Yes, I wish more stuff did that. Yeah. Sorry. No, no, no, you're right. You're right, though. If you just like binge this whole thing it's like, and you're doing it, not alongside this, like, I mean, maybe people in your immediate circle you're like, oh, let's watch this, like, and talk about it or whatever It was kind of like that whole, I don't know. Like, I think about like survivor and stuff like that, which is, I guess, reality, like, that used to be like a big drama, right? Like, I remember watching the first few seasons of survivor remember they'd give away like a Pontiac Aztec and everyone's like, ooh, but, you know, I don't know. I missed the survivor. I think I haven't watched the past few seasons when they started to make it shorter, but that is. Oh my god. Incredible television making. It is incredible. The heroes versus villains survivor is one of the best seasons of television ever fucking made. Like, I met poverty at a restaurant one time and I almost found it. That is incredible. It may not be now. I don't know how they froze Jeff probes face specifically like that aging well, but he, yes, it's the Botox for sure, but I never understood the server. I never understood any reality TV. I never caught on to it. I love that about you, though, whenever you had a you had what was the guy? This was so long ago. This is like 20 year old survivor, but like the guy who like faked his grandma being dead so that I would give him a play. They gave him like immunity for a week when he was going to be voted out because they felt bad for him, and then it turned out in the reading and that like his grandma had never died and like she came to the whole like it's like that was just, I don't know. I was great. Do you ever think that this is like scripted? Like how that like the other players on the show were not in on it. For sure. Well, yeah, I guess that adds a little drama to it. So it's exciting. That was like bad, but I think reality TV that was back from reality TV. He thought in his twisted brain. I'm going to tell everybody. He goes, we're going to do a family visit. Right. He knows that because it's reality television. I know the thing that they always do that my grandma died, because the moment his friend comes, he's like, wait, where's grandma? I think it's like the running across the beach, like crying and hugging. It was like, and everyone's like crying alongside him. And this guy, I mean, this is wrong, but like I think he's from like New Jersey or whatever. So it was just like a very, I don't know. The whole thing was very funny to me. It was like and hilarious. Elizabeth Hasselbeck, who I don't think she's on the view anymore. I don't really keep, but like she was like a survivor candidate or player or whatever, like a long, long time ago and like made a whole career out of it. I'm not kidding. I've applied for survivor like three times. I go for you. I really have. I'm like knockoff survivor. No, I'm like, I can do it. I would, I would live in the rain and whatever I would. I might not be great at the challenges, but I would stay apart. Yes, I would lay under like, you know, sort of, I would fly under the radar and then just charm my way very easily. Not easily, but very stealthily. Then they're like, why is this bitch sitting here? Let's not vote for her. Actually, let's do because we didn't notice her. I love survivor. I love it. Oh my God. You want to hurt movies to survive 50. Well, just I guess that's like the community of watching like shows and talking about it because everyone just watches whatever they're watching. Right. When it comes to, I feel like Game of Thrones was like the last show that that I watched like that where it came out like once a week and then it sucked at the end. So, and back. Hi. Hi. Did you watch the driver? Um, I, I did not watch. Oh, I did kind of, and I do think he would be a great survivor because that contestant. I would go on. Yeah, I know everyone wrote you off the first week. Don't. That's what you think they would do. Would you go on naked and afraid. Well, I, maybe a whole lot of money to go on naked and afraid. Yeah. The couple, the couple that they sent out in the wild. They're not even a couple. They're just like people that meet each other for the first time and they meet each other naked. Hmm. Oh, how do you know, how do you not immediately fall in love in that situation? Or in, I'd be like, I don't want to see her kill each other either way off this island. I know. Speaking of movies, did you guys see challengers? I haven't. No, it was Keanu. By the way, I think you have movies I've seen. Did you watch Lisa Frank and sign like I told you to. No, but. You talk for free. If you have. I will give you my login. Please go watch it. Oh, it's I will. I 100% watch the trailer. I did see people freaking out over the pre like the poster for challengers because someone made like a fake one that they were all saying was racist. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Well, the challengers poster is made off of well, the actual ones is very similar to Lisa Frankenstein one, but I saw that there was a fake one that came out and when. Yeah, I don't. You're talking about. Yeah. Yeah. So the word challengers is split in half, right? And on the top, like, it's like, you know, C H A L L E. G E R S. And so visually, visually that does not look super, you know, got it. At first, I thought it was real. I thought it was like, Oh, they, the marketing team really messed up. I don't, I don't know where it originated, but I did catch that little bit of drama, but I don't know. I don't even know what it's about. Okay. Well, it's about any things. That's funny. I didn't see that at all, but Zen diet. Did you guys ever watch them? If you don't know who Zen diet is, did you ever watch. Holy moly, it's one of my favorite shows and it is euphoria. Yes, euphoria and a couple episodes of it. Love that show. She's an incredible actress. And then it's about tennis, but basically the theme is, is this about tennis. It's love, lust, competition, tennis. More lust. Yeah, more lust. Gay, straight, we don't know. Me and Jean, we'll be together in the theater. Apparently. What's that supposed to be three some in the movie? Sort of. We saw it in the theater. Me and Jean were gobsmacked at the end. Okay, when we got home, he went. It wasn't about tennis. It was about friendship. I swear to God. And it sort of was. It's unbelievable. I recommend it for everybody. There's something for everyone in it. Is it funny? In some parts, it's funny. In some parts, it's sensual. In some parts, it's horrifying. In some parts, it's like, you're at the edge of your seat. It's incredible. I don't know if this could possibly be. I guess it just came out because the budget was 55 million. And according to Wikipedia, which we all know is a very reliable source. It's made 765,000 so far. It's not actually out to the, well, New York, you get movies a little bit early. I watched this documentary about this print caller that used to call like McDonald's and Taco Bells and all these different places all over the country, right? The print caller would say, Hey, I'm a police officer. And there's like a five foot two blonde worker that is working in there and she stole like $100 from someone. I need you to take her into the back room. And I need you to strip strip searcher. I know this, I think. Yes. And the people would start strip searching different employees and bending them over and spanking them and doing whatever they call it. I remember this. That's not a prank. That's like sexual. Oh my God. That is, I remember this. What the fuck was that documentary? Jesus. Do you remember the name of it? I don't remember the name of it, but I remember one of the people. So it was a, it was a woman manager. You know, 18 year old, the 18 year old employee, how to get completely naked, but the McDonald's was really busy. So she had to go out there and work and she was telling the police officer on the phone like I have to go out and work and he was like, well, do you have a man in your life that you trust that could take over like watching her. So she's like, yeah, so she calls over her 55 year old beyond say, and he comes into the room and with the naked girl and he that he gets on the phone with the print caller. I was like, okay, I need you to make her do jumping jacks. I need you to make her run in place. I need you to bend her over, start spanking her. And then at one point, she gets sexually assaulted because the police officer says that's what needs to happen. It was on CT, like it was on footage because it was in, it was like being filmed and this was happening in the manager's back office room. Right with the security cameras. They catch this fucker. I don't know. I didn't get that far. So, but I was just like, I watched that whole thing. That's a few years old. I was gobsmacked and I watched that I think I tried to forget it because it was terrifying and horrifying. The managers like, but also when you're the manager, it's like, okay, this must not be the police. This must be some sort of sham. They're telling me to bone this lady, like, I, or it's, it's unbelievable. I wish I knew the name of that. Sam in the chat just said the documentary is called Don't Pick Up the Phone. Yeah, I did this. He did it for like 10 years and he was calling, like, all these different restaurants all over the country. Yeah, he's praying on the fast food industry. I would kill him straight up. I don't know if I could say it online, but I would. It gets to the point of, like, who's really it? Okay, I got a police zipper on the phone is like, you need to get your employee to get naked. Now you need to bend them over and spank them. And then you start doing it. You guys don't need that. To see if any loose fries. Yes. And then you need to, you need to spread open their genitals, make sure they didn't hide the money in there. See if any coins come out. I don't know that they ever did catch that prank caller. Is it really a prank if it, if it's that? No, no, it's not like, hi, is your refrigerator running? No, hi, could you finger your employee? No. And I'm sorry, who calls for that? Who calls for the police? It was the 24 in 2004. And honestly, people used to have a lot more and just implicit trust in each other. No, they're like, they're telling us, like, we need you to do a cavity search. You know, we need you to, like, do this. That's why the guy was like, oh, all right. When it went too far, it's like, well, you should probably know, you don't have to fuck the lady. Why would you? No, they barely, they arrested someone, but they didn't have enough evidence and they let them go. And I guess they've never did catch who did it. I don't think they did. That was a fucking, that was a traumatizing documentary. Yeah, I'm glad you're at that point though. Who's in trouble at that point when it's like the police officer on the phone is telling this man, like, okay, you need to get involved. You need to get the girl to give you a BJ, because this is going to be investigation. She had to give him a BJ. Right. It was part of the police investigation over the phone in McDonald's. Who's in trouble at that point is the manager that would believe that or McDonald's for hiring such a manager that would believe, first of all, that a cop would call and say, hi, I need you to do a cavity search on your fucking employee. Oh, I mean, it makes absolutely no sense when it gets to the point of like, oh, no, force her to filate you. Well, like a fish fillet. No, absolutely not. Right. After he got the girl to do that, the fiancé dude, he runs out because he was like, what the fuck. So then the female manager comes behind. He's traumatized. Yes. So he's on the phone. She's on the phone with the cop again. And the cop is like, okay, well, you need to find another man. So you need to find another man to go in their room. So she finds the custodian who's like off duty and the custodian gets on the phone, sees the naked girl in the corner corner and is the first person who has some fucking signs. And it's like, are you really a police officer? What the hell is going on here? Hi, what's your badge number, Sire? Right. Exactly. No sense. No sense whatsoever. None. So the custodian was the one with the sense. So isn't it interesting that the people with power, the manager, the people at the top, the manager knew better and just didn't do anything. I think the manager must have known better. I mean, there's no way a police officer would tell you have sex with your co-worker in order to make sure these deal $100. These people really didn't know last time. They were crying in the court. It was, it was very believable. Oh, boo. No, I'm sorry. I think everyone involved in that needs to be fucking shot. Here's what I think I'm sorry. No, I love it. How many places do you have to call. Do you hit the right one that'll just do it? Like, how many different people are very, people are very easy to manipulate. How did no one, how did no one try tracking that number? How did no one look this? So they had star 98 or star 97. They had that back then. That was a thing. How did nobody trace, how did nobody hang up and then call back or call their local sheriff's office and say, Hey, this person's calling claiming to be a cop. What's going on here? How did nobody think to do that? I'm sorry. Even in the 80s, they were able to track numbers down. I don't buy it. Speaking of milkshakes. What did I miss? What did I miss? It's not prank call. That's a crime. That's like a crime of like the most. It was a prank call. Yeah, that's not a prank call. This guy, this guy, this guy, prank called McDonald's and Taco Bells all over the country, pretended to be a police officer and would get managers to sexually molest their employees, do strip searches, have them shake their asses to see if there were coins or dollar bills in their vaginas. You can do that anymore because there's no more payphones. But you guys don't have coins in your vagina. I mean, we can try. How else do we pay for parking? Welcome back. I was up to Ashton. What's new Ashton? You look like there's no coins in my vagina if you're wondering. You're giving me, like, witchy g vibes in that outfit. It's like somebody's in vampire in the chat. And honestly, it's giving you a Vira to me, which I honestly goes perfect with my whole horror movie vibe. So I'm loving it. I would try to wear that right now, but it would look like I was trying to strangle myself. So I'm going to give myself a couple more months. Honestly, this is a little small for me because my bra is entirely out of this thing. It just happens to be black. It's so cute. I love it. That works. That's a good, like, I don't have anything to wear for Halloween, but I still want to look hot type outfit. This is like the vibe I want to dress like every day. I want to dress like someone's hot, goth neighbor. Like, oh, that creepy just moved in next door. I want to go over there, but you might try to kidnap me and turn me into a stew. You know, go off the next door. Don't open neighbor. We have roommate. You know what I mean? She might sacrifice me and turn me into a goat, but it's worth it because she's hot. I love it. I don't know, Ash, and I don't know if you wanted to, like, put your animals away for this topic, but how do we feel about Kristina? I used to say about this. I know you're going to bring up about this very upset. To be all hear about this Lila, did you hear about this Kristina who people think is one of Trump's potential running mates. And what is she, the South Dakota North Dakota governor with a fuck. I should really know what I'm talking about before I bring it up. Some bitch is what she is. I'm a good guy. She recently shared in a book, her book, that she, I guess, took out one of her farming dogs and just shot it because it was threatening chickens or something. The internet has not taken lightly. It was a 14 month old dog that they had on their yard that they were using for hunting or ranching or some sort. And her excuse, she was like 32 and this happened. She wasn't young. She wasn't like a teenager or a young girl. She was 32 on her farm when she did this. It was a 14 month old, which by the way is considered a puppy still. Dogs are puppies up until they're two. And she shot it because apparently the dog was a quote unquote threat, the livestock. So you keep the dog away from livestock. You don't shoot it in a pit. And her excuse was, well, the state of South Dakota, you know, you have, you can shoot a dog if it's a threat to livestock. But I know so many people who love farms who make do like, you know what, my dog's not a very good hurting dog. My dog is not very good with being a guard dog. We're just going to lay in the bed and kind of chill around the house. You know, we're going to make do because when you adopt an animal, you take in that animal as something that relies on you and loves you. You don't take it into a pit and shoot it. You can't make an omelette without shooting a few chickens, either. Not the two. So what do you do? You keep the dog away from chickens. That's what you do. You don't shoot it in a pit. I just, there's so many things that could have been done differently. And her hold and look at, I understand it was 20 years ago and maybe she has some regrets about it. But it's the fact that she continues to make excuses of, Oh, well, the state of San Diego and oh, well, you know, he wasn't very good on the farm. I don't matter. I'm, I'm a firm believer in taking an animal. That animal is your responsibility. If anything happens, like a person, my babies, I will do whatever it takes to make sure they're fed. There are medicine is paid for before myself because I made the choice to take on the responsibility of taking in two animals that cannot fend for themselves out in the white and hide their car keys. Yes. Yeah, I should explain it pretty well. She mentioned this in her. Gosh, in her upcoming book. This was a 20 year old story. This dog cricket, which is not pictured in this photo here. It was one of the dogs that worked at her ranch. That doesn't make it better. Sometimes it worked in her ranch. No, it was an employee. South Dakota lost states that dogs who attack and kill livestock can be put down given that cricket had shown aggressive behavior toward people by biting them. I decided what I did. Well, so whatever I don't know, it just sounds like you need to rehab. I would have gone for like get the fucking dog with her, rehab him country life is very different from non country life. I'm just going to say that. It's true. Nobody's out there getting a dog psychologist. I bet. I just, here's the thing. I know so many people on farms who are like, you know what, this dog's not a very good guard dog. This dog is not a very like people want to say, well, you know, farm life different than urban life. It's raised on a ranch. Like, you know, and if our dog was messing with the animals, we would keep them away from the animals. It's that simple or find a new home for them that will take care of them. Do not let that, you know, don't shooting a dog is never the answer. Never, ever, ever the answer. Unless you're putting, I don't know, I guess if a dog, you got ran over and after it's old. It's 14 months old, a dog was terrorizing the chickens in the cattle like dogs do. If the dog. Half of it got ran over by your tractor or something and you do, I can't even imagine that. And mind you, this dog was 14 months old. That's not enough time to train a dog to a proper cattle dog. You need the dog needs at least a couple of years of training to do that properly. So she did not give the dog enough time. And even so, let's say the dog was acting out way too much. You still don't shoot it in a pit. This happened 14 years ago. 20 years ago. Okay, 20 or something. Apparently. Right. Talking about this just now. My gut. Why is this in the news? Yeah. It makes her spicy. It does make her spicy. Lauren, do you think this is typical ranch country behavior? I think that probably more dogs get shot in the country than you probably want to know about. I think it's weird. I think it's weird that she, like it's an interesting story to add into a book. I think she probably meant it as some sort of like, you know, like I grew up tough on her. Like animals get shot in the country. I'm sorry they do. And honestly, there are a lot of very, like, and I'm not necessarily talking about this dog. I think that more dogs should be shot for aggressive behavior. So I'm not the one to ask. What about grandma's, but it was 14 months old. Lauren. I'm not kidding. I'm not talking about necessarily this dog, but like when people make excuses for like very aggressive breeds and like people get mauled to death by dogs like that shit pisses me off. I really, I really don't have a probably a very friendly viewpoint towards a lot of animals. Come on, I somewhat agree. But again, like, that's very like a pit bull, you know, not being trained very well, then getting out and attacking a child is a lot different than a 14 month old puppy, you know, getting into the chicken coop and terrorizing the chickens is a little different. You know what I'm saying? I mean, I agree with you. There could have certainly been a lot of things that could have been done, I think, including this in the book at all was a very weird misread of like her target audience. Because again, this happened 20 years ago. It could have just gone, gone away. You know what I mean? But she decided to use it as something as like a this is how rough and tumble I am. I have a lot of other issues with Noam. So I'm not really terribly upset about her getting some bad press over this. But I think that we're not like about her. Well, I am completely neutral. You're not going to ruin my opinion. A lot of it has to do with legislation to like she's she's one of those she's like Nikki Haley light in a lot of ways. Like our greatest ally Israel type speak writes legislation. There's like a population of like less than 500 Jewish people in the entirety of South Dakota and she writes legislation to like protect like them against hate speeches like that which like isn't even a thing in my opinion. Right. She's she's very swampy. She's very like our greatest ally Israel. So I have the issues with that. Why do we say why do we say Israel is our greatest ally? Like, I feel like we do a lot. But no one can answer that for me. I think we give them a lot of money and we do a lot for them. But no one tells me what Israel does for us. They can never give me an answer on that. And it bothers me people tell me that Israel's our greatest ally. But it's like how I think we're their greatest ally. But I think you never answer how there are greatest allies. I'm not trying to be a trick. I'm not trying to like you're not playing around. I generally want to know because I do not know. So if somebody could answer this, I would. One thing if they were taking some of our illegals off our hands, but I don't think that she's got great arms. Yeah, did she shoot the dog with her arms? Look at those guns. You know what she should have said in her memoirs she should have said that the dog bit a child and mall the child's face and she had no one would argue with that. They'd been like fucking shoot it 50 times, you know. And then her like to her damage control was like, and again, this still happens on a farm. She's completely misreading her target audience. She's like, we just shot some horses that were like 25 and up, which is again. I'm sorry, that shit happens, but like that's not 25 for a horse is very old. And when their legs go out their legs go out. For sure. No, for sure. But that's not how you like smooth. Because these are people who again are not like that offends their sensibilities, you know, and I understand why it does I have like I grew up with horses I understand like the kind of like emotional thing. But it's just she completely misunderstands like who she's speaking to and what they value and they see the dogs. They see the dogs. I don't mind having a bad day though perfectly clear the submission for everybody. Here's the deal. They see the dogs like Mexicans and not like how we see dogs as like pets and beloved family members they just see dogs is like you're on the farm working like the other Mexicans you know what I mean you're not going to work. This is a 14 month old puppy to eat a chicken like they're going to do that. Like why was a 14 month old puppy in a chicken coop to begin with like they're going to attack the chickens and eat them. Like a dog is not a poop. It was like a it was like a bird dog of some sort I believe. What would you have a bird hunt dog around chickens that's just a story to be honest. It'd be one thing if they had it be one thing if they had like let's say like a dog right and the dog mauled like a cattle or like a cause serious issues with other dogs or a person. But if you got a bird dog hanging around with other birds and they're they're basically bred to hunt birds that is on you being stupid. Like that is a dog that is bred to hunt birds and you're letting them be with all of your chickens. Come on like that that's their fault not the dogs fault. American bad birds southern by the grace of God. It was a weird thing to include in the book it was a weird thing to have is like the featured ex exerpton again it's a complete misread of the target audience and people how people would react to it which means that she's not like she's not a good politician. She really isn't I used to have a bad farm story. If you have a good politician isn't I had to like smooth to that is a bad hammer. I'm not terribly offended by that happening but like I know that I would never tell that story had it happened to me because like I know that other people are not going to receive it well I would just let that one go. I want to know something inhumane I did once. Tell us. Okay, I used to have this hamster named Hamillabirders she was amazing no she was the best hamster ever and I would call it hamster TV we had her for three years and she was in this. I remember I was a little bit hurt. She was a freaking best and my cats loved her and she was just awesome because they would just like watch her in the little TV anyway she passed. She passed away peacefully in her sleep. So then I thought you know what let me get two little mice from Petco and they were these like black and white mice and they look like little cows and I thought oh my god they're so cute. So I put them in the little hamster tank. Dead hamster? No, no, the dead hamster was gone so I made a fresh tank. Anyways, I had these I had these mice for about two weeks and let me tell you. No, hamster and mice do not smell the same. Hamillabirders cage was always smelling good mice fucking stink they're nasty it's disgusting it smells horrible so I took these little mice okay I put them in a little box. I drove over to the water burger there was a nice little like field. No, let me guess you open the water burger and you release them into the restaurant. I just put them into just a little bush and let them live free like here you are you're free now. You try a hawk. You know what? I let them live free and also there was a dumpster nearby there was a dumpster nearby so they could get little water burger snacky food. For these mice and pet co by any chance they were immediately attacked. Yes, and I will never get mice again. I think a rat is like a cool friend maybe because it's like bigger and it has like more of a personality. Mice are nasty they stink. It's just horrible. Try having a mouse for a week and don't see if you want to smash its little head. Okay. Pet coke mice have serious problems actually I don't think anyone should have them as pets. I don't think my should be pets. Honestly rats make great pets because they're personable and they can help you cook. Put it under your hat and pull your hair and help you with the rest of these. But mice actually have issues. The reason pet coke has mice is strictly forward feeding your snakes. So Lila you didn't really think wrong because that was a kind of their fate. Yeah, I think they had a really good life for a little bit and I released them near a water burger. There was a dumpster. They could get snacks. They had a nice little bush delivered. They looked happy. They were like looking at me. They were like digging around. They kind of like way to buy it. Lila. What if one of those little mouse mice made their way into the water burger and ruined the restaurant score? Like what if you single handedly brought it down to a C? What if somebody took more than a mouse to take you on a water burger? Well, okay and I have to tell you something else. I do not. I hate pet coke. I hate pet smarts. around but some of these employees but no some of these fucking employees out there I was asking about adopting a hamster again and then the lady was like what kind of tank do you have and I told it kind of tanks like well it needs this kind of tank and I'm like well if it needs this kind of tank why the fuck do you sell these small ass tanks here then if that's not sufficient why the fuck are you selling that then oh a bird needs this kind of cage well then why do you have this small ass bird cage you guys shouldn't be selling that if that's not what it should be. They shouldn't and they really shouldn't be because one it's because the thing is they know that people who often buy animals from them are very irresponsible so the people who are cheap are going to buy those small cages anyway but it means they're making money off of it that's why yeah dang I had to let my hamster free one time on the campus of Auburn University I don't know it eight my other hamster that's what happened with mine I had two girls gerbils and fifth grade sugar and spice and I think so great spice yeah and uh my mom never like I was so my mom said right she never showed me the corpse I just came back from school one day and she was like oh there was something terrible happened but I never I had a friend and had a friend hamsters they had cocoa and yum yum cocoa eight yum yum always happens also abolish food names for pets lived up to her name she was yummy yeah her name was Kitty and Oswald and Kitty ate Oswald's brain no he like ate his head out and yeah it was so this was right around the time where I had discovered it at alcohol for the first time so my really and I come in right we came in we were living in the dorm we had already snuck these hamsters in because they weren't allowed and so like I just discovered flip cup and naddy for the first time life was good we had our little hamsters we came in I look I've like want to look at Oswald because I love my little buddy and we go to look over and like he is just this bloody thing in the corner and so we had our guy friends like come get Oswald to like give him a proper burial and then we like came back up and Kitty is like which is the like rat he's like twitchy and looking at us and like oh and and so again this was maybe not the best thing to do I understand this is my christino um story I took that little buddy outside and I set him free on the campus of Auburn University this was like 2009 like 2008 2009 I still think all of these stories are way better than what she did I regret nothing honestly wait you set the one free after he just yeah he murdered his roommate Oswald's brain I couldn't live with him so why do you look at him in the eye after that this idea of what did he run off and did he leave at you you saw so I didn't him you didn't like and you like he scared for not yeah I know once like you know you know at least you didn't get a murder or a baby you know no I mean we gave him we gave him a chance maybe someone scooped him out maybe he got eaten by a cat there's a lot of stray cats on that campus I don't know that's what you know I was again had just discovered Natty light this was not the most like so this is a message from a new influence did you regret it that was also when we had the real four loco too that would like the real four loco yeah I haven't had a drink in a while five sips but I had a great my first glass of wine like maybe like a week after giving birth I didn't even enjoy it because I felt so guilty I was like uh and then he was like the baby was like crying and I'm like literally like looking at my watch like waiting for it to hit two hours so I could feed him because I was like like yeah I'm gonna get on pump and dump though yeah they said you could also just wait it out like wait a certain amount of time so it wasn't worth it it wasn't worth it and it's uh if you have multiple drinks it's cumulative like you can't feed the baby for like it very quickly builds up like hours and hours so I think I'd have to be bumping to pull that off so do you do that for the like for the for like what a year and a half no I I can start but can I drink with you again I can start pumping in like uh in like two weeks when it's a month they just need it to be like a month straight of uh a breastfeeding and then I can start pumping and then I can make a nipples are free yeah they're free to do other things I'm gonna try to keep it going like at least six months hopefully a year but I'll oftentimes all time the drinks cleverly in between we I used to drink all the time and this is like I just I don't enjoy it at all anymore I get hangovers that last like three days so that definitely helps not want to drink anymore yeah not to be a killjoy but no I don't I don't really feel like yeah I'm I'm constantly worried about keeping something alive it's like it really makes you not like not one no pressure yeah okay okay let's go through some of these Supas Chico's memories Chrissy why do you look so hot right now um mommy glow it's mommy glow it's uh it's the it's the it's the spotlight I don't know I'm probably just sweating uh push-ups hi lilah you rock hi push-ups lilah is the only person who was ever excited to meet push-ups uh push-ups is awesome yeah he is I can see your rain is damn Ashton you got it going on tonight what about the other nights yeah just tonight just tonight just tonight take what you can get Matthew Cooper oh my goodness thank you for the yellow boy my age-to-stroke grandma still lives on the farm grandpa died here so she still most one on the brighter she told me she wants to sit there at least two more kids go home oh that's nice you're a good grandson Matthew uh ratchet sam ooh coming in with another yellow boy oh god bless you and your baby Chrissy we love you and hope only the best for you and your family that's so sweet thank you ratchet sam that was that was not a ratchet super chat that was a very nice super chat medieval syphilis you rang and the money python icon push-ups how about the thing 1982 in my opinion the conversation best john carpenter film better than halloween franchise I think the thing is the best thing has come from john carpenter it's a hot take but I think it's better than Michael Myers oh I don't know what that is thank you though push-ups jb love ashen's outfit she looks like a vampire from Buffy or something and here's Buffy oh little baby oh little Buffy are you nappy i'm sorry um kianu has to bounce um i do i apologize ladies but i'm not a ball and you're all beautiful um know you what's coming up in your world this week i think i'm going to do untoward tuesday on a monday tomorrow because um i have a gig with jino pisconti on tuesday but yeah just kianu see Thompson follow us uh we're live tuesday wednesday thursday and then thursday we're gonna try to do um nightlife a new yes i plug this on the cooking streams yeah where we talk about really it's just going to be Manchester nightlife or the nightlife of other cities me you and vyla friend danny we're very excited about that so and whoever else gosh it's it's gonna be a hoot we'll see we'll see you know i'm very excited um i'm gonna go i gotta call my dad and uh make sure he's uh not traumatized from or guy oh raya ma didn't get run over by a reindeer she just drove her car off into the distance so love you all yes catch up uh kianu cast pride tomorrow and then um kianu see Thompson and uh subscribe to compound media people do it yes you tomorrow kianu bye kianu tomorrow thank you bye everybody bye bye we love her beyborn verborn uh barbie was def a man-hating mess speech at the end proves that you're not a man you didn't catch it i disagree i didn't think barbie was a man-hating movie i think it was if it did come off feminist it's because to come of age in the 90s was to come of age in a time of feminism whatever wave third wave you know what wave are we on now wave just played into being like i think it played into a lot of like what it meant to be a woman and so a lot of people don't understand i don't think it was man-hating i think it was just something a lot of men can't relate to no because i think men are a good audience no it wasn't named for you i mean that's true no it wasn't did you put barbies when you were a child sir yeah i didn't and i was i was heavily on the lookout for that i went into that movie being like this would be a woke piece of shit i can't wait to hate this i went and i just think there was lots of plot holes and in a lot of weird cinema cinematography choices that didn't really make sense but i think your point about too many writers in the writers room was very like appropriately yeah that's my that's my main critique yeah how dare you i think they were more focused on like aesthetics than really storytelling i agree i i think honestly the the set design and the costuming was the best part of it i feel like they i will say there were a lot of other movies in 2023 that was better than barbie i think poor things was my favorite movie from 2023 um and a lot of people didn't even know about it i didn't watch until 2024 um when my friend kept telling me to watch it if you haven't seen poor things it's it's really clever i really enjoyed it i like the tetris movie oh it's super mario i think super mario is a solid number two girl you mean like a shit oh no i liked it a lot i think actually i think it's tied with poor things i think super mario's a fun camping movie and poor things is a very a very a thought-provoking movie and poor things is crazy you saw it lilah i just watched like a ton of trailers uh i feel like i saw it i thought there was a lot of funny parts but uh it's really thought-provoking i really enjoyed it but isn't it kind of weird though like asking is weird it's not the mind of a child and then they're all like fucking her so what happens is that you see so the mind of a child in a grown woman but the thing is because she's in the body of a grown woman she's growing like her mind is growing like faster than the average so she's an adult by the time all of this is happening so it's like a reverse Benjamin button yeah the thing is it talks about like the abuse and taking advantage of like youth and whatnot it's it's you have to watch it to understand but it's really is thought-provoking i think all men just want us to have the mind of children and the body of women that's kind of what it's saying but in the moment she becomes independent and starts doing it for herself uh that's when like uh mark rufalo's character gets really angry and upset with her she wants her to stay a child but she's not saying a child she's growing into a woman and then it gets very angry about it um so it's actually lilah you you hit on the nose yeah she's her mind is growing but he's like no i want you to stay like slightly retarded so i can control you exactly like the whole mood is not true like every movie i feel like someone called it like baby born yesterday basically or it's like a grown adult woman who's like conventionally hot who's like from an alien planet or from some other so she doesn't understand anything the world anything about the world but she experiences it in a very like naive and childlike way but she's also hot so she's of course so like like i hate that shit no it's even it's even more i'll give you this the the quick version okay she tries to commit suicide but she's pregnant at the time and then a scientist a mad scientist finds her body and then he takes the fetus the brain of the fetus that's in her body replaces her brain with the brain of the fetus okay brings her back to life now she's a fully grown woman bringing brought back to life as a as a one day old so she's like google gaga okay like walking around like learning how to walk and stuff and then they're fucking it i don't like it the first line i swear to god is what a pretty retard and that's why new i loved the movie because i don't like i don't like mark ruffle oh like at all his face annoys me he annoys me oh i think the character place works out perfectly i will i really enjoyed the movie but if you don't like that movie i still think super mario brothers with a significantly better movie than barbie as well so i didn't watch that one mario is great mario deserved an Oscar i'm not sure if it did or not but it deserved one oh mr laptop says ashton you could treat me like a goat anytime but what does it even mean like let me i don't know i guess maybe he wants me to turn him into a what i say that i i think immediately of uh the movie dragged me to hell and there's a scene in the movie where like the goat gets possessed by a demon and the goat starts talking and you can't help it crack up because it's so ridiculously cheesy and now that's in my mind i'll have to put that on my watch list oh it's it's the butthole surfer for fuck's sake the dog there shooting was 20 years ago that doesn't make it okay but whole surfer uh zedo it's it was a band from the 90s thank you zedo for the yellow boy well how's that mouse adobo tonight delicious nicola visillic uh when the hell do people start adopting hamsters since forever it's like it's the go-to elementary school pet like everyone i know has like a like semi-funny how my hamster died story it's like a universal story of people yeah no hamsters are not a long it's a canon event long living push-ups again thank you darling it may not be based to say but us israel cooperation is indispensable perfect example we have combat tested multi-layered missile defenses i don't know about any of that i just think uh it's i just don't care i don't care about israel i don't care about palestine i know that's bad i know i'm supposed to care about one or both of them but i just i don't have the bandwidth you know i mean it's like i can't learn a new language if i barely speak english it's like i don't think i don't even know all the important things about this country i can't i can't i think the absurd thing is like expecting people to have like a super like like people speaking on any of the like they have like the most nuanced opinion when like it's been formed in the last like two months like there's literally no way yeah to be the case i just don't understand like why there's a huge debate between palestine and israel only different things because should we be focusing on our own country first i mean we have people in this country yeah they can't have more to put over their heads like i don't understand why we're not focusing on our own people first true these these are valid points action oh thank you then we'll get angry at me for saying it so i don't i don't know what i'm doing wrong you're not you're doing nothing wrong no because people want you to reflect back to them the things that they want like that their opinions that they hold and when you don't you know there's a weird disconnect but no you're not wrong uh it's a ethno religious war in some aspects is completely other thing and like it's it's it's it's a it's a lot of things at once and it's very complicated and i don't pretend to understand all of it simpcast no this is the perfect place for not giving a shit about other countries or important shoes that other people care about or smart people shit this is welcome welcome thank you charles her for giving five christy mayor memberships you are the best thank you darling i think i was actually angriest about this whole palestine versus israel thing is that my taxpayer dollars are paying for it israel palestine new kraine like no like honestly i wouldn't mind like something done about our health care systems or our schools if i got an exact receipt of what was being paid for but instead of my taxes are going to paying for politicians cocaine trips and and ukraine like no i don't want my taxes to go towards this like if my taxes were actually helping like our children and and and put food on the tables of our citizens and get help get mental health care for people who need it because we are our streets are ridden with homelessness i wouldn't mind it so much but instead we're going to bow other people's wars and to send our freaking politicians off they'll go hang out on the bohemian grove like no i don't want to do that anymore i don't want to pay for this stuff it's bullshit mm-hmm yeah i saw something today that the that the you know argument i mean ukraine nightlife is thriving uh and i'm like is that we're our fucking money it's more businesses that are open and operating now than before the war started in ukraine yeah so it's our money going towards that shit because if so i'm going towards pensions among many other things yeah i don't like that love that love that for us i don't care about ukraine either nicola bacilli okay for sure my shirt my shelter hermit crab found me oh hey sam brought up a fun oh my gosh there's a fun speaking your bohemian grove i found a quote the other day that i thought there was no way it's true hang on i'm gonna find it i'll send it to you uh bohemian grove if you're not familiar it's like the retreat for the bohemian club based out of uh like i guess campus or area or like i guess no one in california uh it's where they do the uh always forget that they burn like an owl effigy uh don't they do sacrifices and what not they're it's the one that alex jones snuck into in like the year 2000. Lauren i have a horror movie for you that you would enjoy i don't know about that girl i'm easily scared but i'll think about it i'll think about it no lie about what you want to get to you oh my gosh i can't even think about this so this movie came out this year it's called late night with the devil and it talks about the bohemian grove for the whole movie you would love it oh i've never heard what the bohemian scene brought up in movies and tv shows okay videos in the next tweet girl there's a video in the next tweet oh lord this is real and then there's an article it's amazing so this is a direct quote from richard nixon the bohemian grove which i attend from time to time is the most faggy goddamn thing you could ever imagine there's an audio recording of it what yes you know what's happening san francisco no it's clear over it's right on that but it isn't it isn't just not a right part of time now but in the awkward class in san francisco is that way the bohemian grove that i attend wow it's great oh i love that it's a different set of values oh a different set of values i have to turn over trying to smooth it over that is so funny i can't leave it's been around that long so linked yeah no this is an article from the chicago tribion from 1999 uh we're like i read it out loud on my show i mean i i feel like i'd probably fly here too but he like i always kind of forget how plainly spoken uh people were before they like watching this is just like him to his uh i guess like his aid or whatever they're in his office but he just i mean laid it all out there yeah i didn't i i went on a journey of like proving that it was not even real and uh yeah i jokes on me it's totally real this is why i wouldn't be we talk to old people and go oh they're racist oh it's like no they just people were more honest i just call it like they see it no exactly everything is like layered under intersectionality and yeah microaggressions now and shit i don't know i just it's beautiful honestly we're dealing with kid gloves with everybody um wow that's so interesting shit how long has it been around for when did uh these were our clippings that came or like audio clips that came out around the late 90s i guess homosexuality that's what's going on mm-hmm there's a lot of that i think there's i think there's a lot of undercover downsexual men or bisexual yeah downsexual it's down low down low men but downsexual they went to retard down sexual i started saying that yeah that was like someone saying that i was like the thing that um i've never actually even watched the video of him doing it uh to be on i've seen like a clip of it but like the full thing of like Alex Jones like snuck into the bohemian grove in like 2000 and like caught that it's called i forget what the name of that like burning the effigy is called this is cremation of the cremation of care it's like a 30 foot 30 foot tall owl statue which of course is like rife and all kinds of symbolism or whatever but like Alex Jones snuck on uh the snuck of the club and caught the cremation of care on video and they're like it's kind of like i guess they try to liken it to the the burning the man at the end of burning man and all that like oh it's just like a like a release non-sexual why isn't Alex Jones like talk more about that stuff i mean i feel like he i feel like at that point yeah like it it's kind of understood or he expects his audience to already kind of like or has he is that like Alex Jones 101 and he's already like said everything he can say on it and we just have to go back to the archives i i just feel like he probably just assumes that like he assumes a pretty high level of knowledge and intelligence out of his audience uh or at least you know i haven't honestly i don't watch the Alex Jones show a whole lot i tend to watch Owen and uh Harrison more than anything but dad i'm just so over all of this i'm like everyone's everyone's a fucking hypocrite everyone's like oh don't do this but on the side i fuck dudes i like tranny's and i like to do cocaine but you guys are you surprised well people love telling other people what to do and people love being told what to do that's the problem that's why people call mcdonald's and pretend to be a police officer it's still so fucked up i can't believe that in catch who did it i want to catch you i want to catch you did that and fucking shoot them that's wild you know what though oh jr i agree because like the thing is i'm sure if we asked Alex about his time apohimian grove i'm sure he would talk about it yeah i i think he probably has talked about it i don't know it's come on 2000 it's on IMTB my what my question is how the hell did he get in there because there is it's called political theater on one of its real everybody's everybody's behind closed doors did you guys see that picture of ashley st clair with uh that uh harry sisson yes and then she posted a picture and then she was like i can't believe all the people in the comments are upset that i'm posting a picture with him like and it's like yeah they're upset because you're showing the fact that it's all political theater that no no as long as you have a certain followers as long as you have a certain amount of followers that's all that matters you could be left the right the middle gay straight if you got over a hundred k let's take a photo buddy that's what it's about look look look i have been talking about this now for years because when i lived in d_c i was in the writer room for fox news avc c they all worked together all the politicians democrat republican they all worked together like this isn't news like alternative media uh social media influencers like everyone's like oh why it ash you know why ash and leave it's like because i realized it's all bullshit this is just an influencer game it's all bullshit none of it's real it's an entertainment industry so if you're gonna do something do something it's not gonna make you stressed out 24/7 i like how she um she refers to him as like 20 year old kid he hides behind that so often his mother her name is Elaine sisson she is a like feminist scholar from the university of ireland his father is out of the picture of some sort i don't know if he's dead or if he's just a deadbeat he is raised by this like feminist mother his whole family is incredibly well connected he's not some kid he's on he is like in the fec's website like getting paid thousands and thousands of dollars for his influencing on top of having like a board seat it's some other like company he's not just a kid and he hides behind that she's hiding behind that and it's actual bullshit and she was like paid by the dnc and quotes it's bullshit for them so she says i'm receiving thousands of hate messages for posing uh posted so what deal with that picture on the internet 20 year old kid harry sisson who is a democrat influencer because he is paid by the dnc none of these people would be upset if i took a photo with their favorite republican who takes money from every major corporation and corporate pack fo outrage you only know how to be mad at what people tell you i will say i will say the hate she's getting is a little dumb and here's the reason why here's the reason why i'm a defender on this one she has a point because like at the end of the day the democrats or republicans are working together they do not care about you like well neither one of those things are okay though it's like one does not excuse the other sorry my like mascara is going crazy on my face right now what does it excuse the other she was this kid like what exactly happened well my my thing is her saying this online it's like it makes me feel like but then she's going to back for him online too no but it's like why does anyone support her what does she do why is she propped up as an influence he did really good she did really good work with the border and with like the like airport and stuff doing what like asking questions she wrote a children's book i didn't go down to the border i'm not going i'm not i don't leave i went down to the border too i was flown down there a lot of us female pundits were like oh my god look listen can i explain something to you guys i was scouted when i was 20 years old a lot of your house are they get a manager they end up signing a contract to the company that's what happens and then they basically take care of everything you don't make any money off of it because they take all the money from your youtube channel whatever the heck you're bringing your money from that's basically how this works it's an entertainment history of ash and you gotta be used financially honestly that's why i don't like talking crap about all these other girls because for all i know it could be too that's the thing you know it's it's that's why here's the thing i don't believe the left to right anymore because i see how a lot of the media and how a lot of the politicians that the media props up are all working together to purposely divide us it's all a show to divide us from working with our neighbors and loved ones i mean i didn't talk to my family for two years because of politics how crazy is that like you should never be divided from your family you should never be divided from those who actually care about you because when the world goes to shit you're going to need your neighbors you're going to need your loved ones it doesn't matter for gay straight trans liberal conservative you're going to need each other you're going to need community that is the most important thing if they can take community away from you you have nothing you have nothing holding you together what was your i agree with you here but harry sisson is like he has like dual citizenship with ireland his mother again is like writes about how like young boys are like undermining like feminist rights and like both i sorry my cat is like wants to really show off her ass right now uh like writes about like how like boys are like like ushering in fascism and their various country kitty please uh it like it like he he's not the one to like to stick stake that like claim on to i 100% agree with you i think that like building community and building family and all that super duper important but like harry sisson that's not the hill i'm one i'm one the diet kitty please stop it for fuck's sake so do you agree though that her posting a picture with him kind of just shows that like it's not about uh what you stand for it's like oh he has a big following i have a big following sure like that's kind of been the thing with like it's like the the uh angela bell kimino which i think she i so maybe i'm a hypocrite here because i think she's kind of funny because she just like trolls people all day long and it's in like relatively like it's just kind of like fun uh but like harry is like a political operative it's different to me it's different he's not in the same category to me as angeles and maybe i'd like i've actually never even done like a dive on like her finances so i could be speaking completely out of my ass right now but he's a political operative he has been like he has the pedigree like his family is either in politics academia or pharma like he's it's just it's different it's not the same scenario as like just a random influencer online and rubbing elbows with him is is gross to me it's i mean it's fine i'd like i don't actually she doesn't even know i exist so i don't like i don't give a shit but like i i i thought the whole thing was weird and that like doubling and tripling down on it of course like at that point like what are you gonna do apologize for like doing what you wanted to do no but like it was just it's like a weird a weird hill to die on for her to me i actually i don't know i think the chaos is funny i think the chaos is funny because i recognize it's always been a show like all of this has always been a show always like for me you know ashen i didn't come on the come over to the right because i like i for me it makes me sad because i um i moved to Texas because of the vaccine mandates because of the mass mandates because of all of that yeah thought i thought that the people on the right were about you know this freedom and about change in america and about helping people and it's the same way i joined because of free speech it's disappointing to find out that it's like oh it's just really two sides of the same coin and now i just feel like i don't know it just makes me sad if that makes any sense it's like um you know it doesn't have to be that way lilah yeah but i just feel like everybody who shits on hollywood it's like yeah but they still want to have that same like hollywood fame it will use and lilah i 100 percent get where you're coming from because i joined because i just got in fashion where's your face oh sorry i was eating tacos and i'm a really ugly eater i didn't want anyone just kidding me no i get that i get that for sure no worries you guys now when i see people like you know arguing on campus about palestine and israel i'm like where was this when they mandated vaccines for everybody and now this is the next thing we're supposed to care about i'm like i just you get i don't know it's like that's what makes me sad about it it's like people i shouldn't hear no and lilah has a good point because it's i'm so glad other people are saying it because when i tried saying something a few years back people just called me crazy or a grifter whatever and i was a little unhinged because i like was not in the best emotional mindset when i tried saying everything but it's so true it really is just another entertainment industry yeah i went into this not with you know sort of a a grifting idea i went into this because i wanted to be all for free speech and i basically got scouted out by a manager and next thing i know everything i'm saying and doing he's controlling and he has a sayover because i signed a contract and whatnot and still with this person no no he's dead oh good he died of a stroke in 2021 years after my contract ended with him um but there was so much control over me and behind you i was in my early 20s i end up really not having a sense of myself or my own personality because of it because i was under control for like three four years so when the contract was finally over i moved back to california with my family and then covid happened right after i moved back home like late 2019 and and so during covid i really had a sit down and kind of figure out who i was and movies were like you know a huge huge part of like you know sorry because movies are like a huge come for me which is why i love movies so much even as a kid i always loved spooky movies and all that stuff but um going back to what i was saying it really it really does break my heart that and the left does this too by the way a hundred percent look what happened with black lives matter look what happened with when a joe biden was running for office i mean the left absolutely does the exact same thing and it's a shame that the internet was once this tool that was really used for sharing information and and communication has now become sort of a cesspool for the very people we were trying to fight so i really do get it i think there's not really it for me now i'm not it's not about the left or the right it's about good versus evil and like if i meet you in real life the energy doesn't lie you know and that sometimes it's i don't know it's just i guess i'm just disappointed that i thought it was going to another side it's like really just awake to all the stuff but it's like oh they just want to be famous too like you shit on hollywood but it's like you also want to be like hollywood you know what and i think this is all going to end pretty soon because i if you do the research on how generation z sees the two party system and this is kind of where i'm out with the two party system it needs to end we need to stop voting for politicians to quote unquote represent us we need a vote based on principles i think people have way too much nuance and are way too complex to have a two party system we're basically forced to vote between a blue tie and a red tie and then the end they're all just the same warmongers i i really hope if you think about it empires only last about 300 years or 250 years approximately so america's at that point i don't think america's going to end but i think we're going to see a new way of how we choose who's in power i think the hope is to end the two party system and have more power to the people but for all we know is there could be less power given to the people but we should we should definitely fight for more power to the people i think and i know i don't think that's the answer but i do i do i do i do understand why you feel that way it's more so to me the limitations that need to be put back on the government in general um i think the government should do less not more oh i agree i absolutely agree i but that's why i'm saying i think the two party system gives too much power to the government because we're putting we're putting these people we're putting hope in these people to quote unquote represent us but not actually do what they're promising to do we're not actually doing what we need to be done there's not like a really effective parliamentary kind of system out there though that i that i would look at is like an shining beacon of like what it should be though oh i agree so i i'm like blunt i know nothing honestly i'm saying i'm just a girl i'm just a girl i'm just trying to figure it out i think i mean way i think everyone is like um everyone it's like even now i know it's an election year but even now people are like oh you didn't get hired uh we're there's all this like race division like you didn't get hired because you're white and we need a black person for this that i'm like are we forgetting that we didn't hire people or let people in buildings because of these mandates and it's like and then we're just skipping past that there's no apology and it's like i wouldn't have even got involved let it go but i wouldn't have even gotten involved in politics had it not been for all of these mandates that were pushed on people you know and so i think that's why i i don't know i'm just sad about it but see the thing is is that people people want to talk about that stuff more and are and are again instead just their news feeds or ride news feeds kind of a loose word but like are filled with either like shit about christy know i'm shooting her dog which again whatever it's fun to talk about briefly here and there but you become you become an amalgamation of the people that you surround yourself with right and if you surround yourself with people who are talking about similar things and who have a similar mindset to you and who want the same things that you do like you like you like you're things i think change for the better i've really been very conscientious about people that like i do or don't surround myself with for that reason i think that i think that there's a lot of people that are like-minded i don't don't give up the don't give up the ship just yet i think we're gonna be fine i really do i don't have anywhere like you know i all my thoughts and opinions are just that they're no more valuable than anybody else's and probably less well i guess it's more so that there wasn't um a lot of money to be made and actually speaking the real truth because if you did speak the real truth you would get banned or blocked or um your accounts would get completely removed so there's certain talking points that we are allowed to talk about on either side that will make a lot of people money so i guess for me it's just seeing that picture with Ashley and Harry it's just uh again it's just the reminder of like oh it's all political theater at the end of the day all these people are friends you have to have a hundred k or more on twitter and then you know you get into the certain club and uh it is what it is it doesn't matter if you know it's funny but i did have a hundred thousand followers on twitter if she did follow me and then i got better then i got better yeah and uh and you were and you were more important in some people's eyes during that time yeah well okay fair but i don't know that's that is funny um yeah it is it is the truth you know it's like i i don't know it's okay though why did you account get banned uh for i don't know if i can even talk about it here which is why like when you're talking about like getting banned like i got banned like 20 times from twitter i got banned from youtube i got banned i got like d like i had my like several thousand dollars like frozen and taken from me on paypal like i have been like i've had like my bank account gone after i've been like and to be honest i don't really see why i don't really feel like i'm that edgy or different like i'm not like other person but you know like i don't even feel like i go like that far but i don't pull punches when it comes to talking about things that like i believe in and so in 2020 uh i found a pattern in the election i'm trying to be very careful here um with potential ballot harvesting operations uh so yeah you talk about the thing you're not supposed to talk about yes uh and at all like oh boy i had like i had the full weight of it all come down on me all at once and i had really underestimated what that would be like uh before then like i had like new york times reporters like calling my phone i had like people trying to find my family i had a full docs on twitter which like none of these things were like i had just i had just lost my job at that time like like i got laid off because of uh my program loss is funding so like at that point in time i would i literally had just made the decision like oh you know i have some savings like i might as well see if i can like make this work as like being like an internet person i don't know um because it all kind of it wasn't my plan it wasn't what i set out to do but i'm like like if if now if not now then when am i ever gonna have a chance again to just like give it a full effort and see what happens and then i lost it all like two weeks later and uh like i for the longest time i could not make another like i would get banned like once a week on twitter i had people who were like actively seeking me out to like ban me they like they got my like uh link tree taken to like every single thing i had on the internet they went after hardcore went after my family went after my money went after everything and i fucking survived it and i don't really like i understand like anyone who is scared of losing it all isn't scared of fucking playing to win or if you're willing to play to win you know what i mean like if you're not like if you are like playing to not lose then you're not playing to win and i am playing to fucking win so i don't i play slowly and i play deliberately but if we're talking about like doing things intentionally and just surround yourself with the right people because they are 100 out there and they're not even paying attention to the shit that like and like it's different because like i know that this is like just kind of discussing like but like if you're really talking about for your own well-being surround yourself with people who don't even fucking let that shit face them because they're out there we out here and like we're talking and doing other things and it's such a breath of fresh air move outside of that paradigm entirely yeah sorry i'm done no that was great thank you for sharing all of that with us of course no like like if you're like if you're playing to not lose you're not playing to win that you cannot have the two things going on at the same time and that's a very very different mindset to move into so i don't know i like coming out here and talking about like like but i know that i know that i know that under underneath like the kind of like talking about whatever like my story that i submitted was like a Nicki Minaj like throw at a shoe or like someone like through something to her like throw back like i think that stuff is fun to talk about too like it's silly and it's good and it's good to not be like super duper like angry all the time that's not good for you it's like drinking poison and expecting other people to die you cannot just be so angry all the time that you can't think so i i really do enjoy that but i know that like the reason why i come on here i don't really like going on other people shows i don't like hanging out with other people i don't like talking to other people but i like coming on here because i know at the core of just about everyone that comes on here like there is like that like real fire and i i really really appreciate that about y'all so like i can i can radicalize you guys off the screen anytime you want to be fine i i i am really glad that you're able to share that because i sometimes do get worried because there's nothing wrong with being involved in politics and understanding what's going on in the world but if you don't touch grass every once in a while or just laugh at what's going on or just try to calm down it really can consume you and another thing is people on the internet they always sort of assume what they think they know uh and and that can just really just consume you and destroy them no it's i think the most powerful thing that you because like you have people who are trying to get in your head all the time they're trying to get in your head all the time make you angry make you stew in it make you like they want to change your behaviors change your thought patterns and so the most powerful thing that you can possibly do is refuse to let that happen and it takes a lot of practice obviously there's going to be times where you do get super angry and caught up in it like this not it's not something that's it takes practice it's a muscle that you have to learn how to flex and to like strengthen but like it is a very powerful thing to not let the things that are intentionally like meant to destroy your like morale or just general happiness to just absolutely laugh in their face and in fact if you can mock it even better ashen what was your um what was your like wake-up moment that made you feel like you wanted to get out of politics completely um there was just basically what my manager told me i had to like you know basically forfeit a lot of like things like my twitter and my youtube and whatnot so he basically had to say over what i could tweet and couldn't tweet sometimes he would tweet things in my name without telling me um that really boggled me and urged me the wrong way but i think it was just sort of how i witnessed people behave off camera there's a lot i'm this i'm gonna get done some serious stuff i'm not gonna try to go through it there's a lot of men and women who do this too in conservative media spheres who talk about being traditional and having families but none of them are staying loyal to their partners i've experienced i've witnessed i experienced but witnessed many parties where there was drugs drinking hookers infidelity like the things that i mean it really is sad and i think a huge thing for me growing up was that i really wanted a traditional family because i come from a broken home my family fought all the time my dad left my mom and his girlfriend was just awful my she was very abusive to me growing up and i lived with my dad and his girlfriend and she was extremely abusive to me physically and mentally and so i looked at a lot of um my friends who came from really nice suburban families and they were all Christian conservatives so i thought well that's the life i need to live i want to have like a safe place if i want to like go home to a safe family and um you know and so i would i would go on dates if these men who would claim to to want the same thing but then they they wouldn't live that lifestyle and it would always kind of irk me and then i'd watch these other married men and even married women do the same they were they weren't living the life they claimed to and so it really threw me off sure the people who are living the lives that like they claim that they support like or not on the internet talking about it and that that's it's a hard kind of uh like lane to and like to to live in because uh like obviously like first and foremost by simply even kind of being on the internet in general is is already going to be like a sub almost a subversion of of that like kind of conservative like lifestyle um like it just i don't think there's a kind of lifestyle anymore though i think honestly if you want a good family and and a good life life or not talking about it on and they're still living the life well so they're not they're not committing you know this was the flaw that i made when i was 18 19 right you know people are you know normal people with with normal households they're not committing their life to a political party they're not you know submitting themselves to to to morality they feel they need to boast all the time they're just living their lives they're just enjoying the things that they enjoy um you know i it's why i really think for some people it's hookers and blow it without just kidding right and so i just i would like to sort of i i'm sort of finding the life that i enjoy and it it turns out it really has nothing to do with with conservatism or i am and i am looking into christianity actually i don't talk about a lot publicly uh but i i have been reading the bible since i was on here last at Lydia and i made a joke about how all the bible knowledge i knew was from family guy but it really intrigued me to actually start looking into the bible and trying to understand like why we have it and why uh so many people are drawn to it so i am looking into christianity but i realized that i don't have to give up you know my love for horror movies and this thing that make me happy um i don't have to commit myself to this this false political ideology in order to be happy i don't need to live a certain lifestyle just because some people on the internet say i have to you know i realize that i can do what makes me feel safe what makes me feel happy i think i think that's i think it's a good thing i i fell out of um i found my faith in god when i was 29 years old almost 30 so uh and i highly encourage you to keep pursuing that but out like even out then granted there are plenty of people who are going to probably not agree with what i have to say but it's about finding a relationship with god first and finding out what that looks like for you like and then and you may be finding a church community or or not uh and i don't know i don't know like if it would be christianity i don't know like what what i guess branch is that the right i mean denomination denomination branches of government branches of religion uh but i i'm not really sure where i belong exactly i think it's been kind of my whole life's journey is finding a community that i belong in and blind finding where i i belong and i am 28 like i look for some experience right that's too late like why can like why haven't you found it yet girl i was 30 and i'm 34 years old right now and i tell you in the last year or two i have felt more like myself and more at home in my own thoughts and how i feel about the world around me than i ever have in my life when i was 28 i was in a very tumultuous period of my life and it all started to really fall in a place toward the very end of my 20s and i really for me it was 23 girl i was a fuckin idiot when i was 23 i think everyone's kind of an idiot everyone's kind of an idiot if you're under the age of 26 if that makes sense like i feel like you're a different person at 23 24 25 then you are at 26 27 28 and again like i don't know if i if i'm going to decide to go down the christian route that's why i don't make a big deal out of it uh because i don't i don't last thing i want people to be like oh she's doing the whole nala race i i feel if you're feeling it doesn't need to be out there like that um no for sure if we weren't having this conversation like publicly right now i would be telling you the same thing though i think that you should not ignore the things that are calling to you and i will say that it is a great comfort to me in a way that i really never fathomed it could be until i found it and i really i'll pray for that for you because i really i almost i don't talk about it to one point i almost became catholic at one point and i almost became baptism another again the the cornerstone of it the the thing that matters the most again is the relationship with god and the rest of it is comes secondary turtiary whatever you want to call it hi kitty okay here she comes again she's gonna show everyone her butthole hello what's your dog's name is that the same dog that's like on lady in the tramp no so the dog leading the tramp is a cocker spaniel this is a king uh charles cavalier spaniel and her name is Buffy she's named after Buffy the vampires layer she's very cute she's like little like i feel like do you not get like cute aggression with her or are you just like oh yes i just want she's so freaking cute like oh my gosh she's six months and she's just the funniest little velociraptor okay can you like can we can we get like a close-up like can you push you i want to i just want to like look at her face and wish that i could just like not squeeze it too hard but just that's a very cute dog how old is she yeah let's do it hello hi you're you're looking right into the camera which is amazing she's doing so good look at her i'm fascinated i love her well bye it's a good dog oh they who you got another way to go back in some chariot yeah she wants to go play with the cat it's funny because her and the cat are best friends it's perfect right wait who's the other one charlotte is my black cat oh yeah so i wasn't in a second cat but charlotte funny enough does not like other cats mmm but she got along with my old roommate's dog so we got Buffy and it's funny oh oh my gosh structural integrity of your camera's mount has been compromised i i had live action lion king happen right before my eyes and then the camera was about to go whoop oh no no if the king falls over put that right there okay i still remember being a kid and seeing lion king in theaters i think it was probably right as you were being like i think it was like 1995 ish which i guess i'm 95 i think lion king is 94 my mom cried so hard and i was like sitting in her lap so i was like four or five whatever like and i was like sitting in her lap in the theater so she cried so hard all over the back of like by like wearing like a little like romper onesie thing and she cried and like her like i swear her face and it felt like her face and print was like in the back of my shirt and we had to like throw it away because she like cried so much she was like i was not ready for that i still remember that i also remember my dad taking us to the pokemon movie and then complaining about it until like this very day he did not get it were you a pokemon were you a hardcore pokemon kid i was like i was for the first like like for the first bit uh like and then i wasn't into pokemon i wasn't a team rocket like i've always liked the villains oh yeah no i mean oh man i played the pokemon yellow or you have peak issues like your little buddy but i didn't uh we watched like the show and we had the cards but like didn't i never played the game that like you were supposed to play with the cards i just wanted to collect them so i don't know i don't know i did anybody i i guess some people did i know that in my local books a million my red bull's kicking it i'm getting all chatty at my like local books a million at the time you could go and like play the game with each other but i never did do that i was a huge dnd kid like i got really into dnd when i was 11 because my mom got me the starter set that i begged for from the from like the toys and gate where my own comic book stores were still a big thing and toys and game stores were a big thing i said i wanted to play or two it's really fun i was obsessed with dungeon dragon i couldn't find anyone to play i finally found people to play i used to read the the manual for years and years and years and years i finally found people to play with in high school because there's a bunch of nerds that were older than me they're all upper surprised i knew so much because i was a freshman but i had been reading this like dnd handbook per like i think four years before ever actually playing so i knew all like the lingo i knew how all the dice work i knew everything and so i just felt so cool i thought i found my people at that time when you're at high school i never played it but i've heard it's fun oh i loved i wanted to i wanted to do a dnd campaign so bad uh weekly campaign i wanted to i wanted all women's dnd campaign on like kim culture setting something like that have you talked to her about it do you know her kim kolter setting up something like that she is one of my best friends in the whole world i adore her are you are you part of that i don't know if i'm even supposed to talk about it so i don't know i'll have to hit her up she like barely mentioned it to me and i don't no no no it's not even a thing yet she's like like so because i've been trying to get one and this is no insult to men i think she has the exact same mindset as you so i think she probably just had you in mind or from beginning i love her well this is no insult to men when i say when i say all women the reason i want women mostly and dnd is because oh my gosh what kind of cereal is that lyla um cereals okay i'm just curious i want more women play dnd because i feel like women would be so good at it like because when i play dnd it gets me all all my rage out the problem is like every campaign i'm in we end up like only meeting every two months or so because we all have lives as adults but i want to do one that's weekly because it's like therapy you go play dnd and you make your character just go crazy and fight scenes it's so fun i love it someone just said land before time in the chat i have not thought about land before time and so long oh that's a movie it makes me cry every time oh yeah the first one i don't like the mom like it's always the mom's always gonna die and it's always gonna be real sad little foot dad was just like out of the picture from the get go i think i don't remember yeah there's never a dad no yeah that's that there's never a dad great hollywood to hollywood trip was it also don bluth i don't girl i i'm so i know i know i know it's so bad what i named dongleena and he did for did you watch fern gully as a kid i i've seen it a couple times but i like my obsession was wizard of ours and then beauty in the beast those were like my two like growing up stories that i love was bell your princess of course my princess was snow white and sleeping beauty i liked the ones that got to nap for a long time i as an adult i realized that i didn't even like the princesses i liked the dwarves and the dragon well they're not even i mean like they are in the story but like the whole thing like they're like yeah like there's a more like adventure going on in those i like i don't mean uh i like thumbelina too you what's funny is the voice of thumbelina is also a voice of aerial but i wasn't that into aerial or bell like most people my age like i think i i was never into princesses i was more into like when pyre to the care of being came out that was my turn i was obsessed i i was such a pyre i was so obsessed with pyre it's growing up harry potter oh we're not gonna we're not gonna get ash and talk by harry potter on the stream i think christie will murder me but let's just say like my autistic interest it was the first one was definitely harry potter and horror movies for sure yeah i can get water when i comment oh yeah no i always wanted to be ravenclaw but i don't know i don't like i always did you get a test no but i was like a faux intellectual for like like i wanted to be seen as like a smart kid which is i mean i feel like that's why i like bell and more and you like you have an entire youtube channel talking about exposing things and doing a deep dive like what are some of it's a rumble channel but no but like i used to be like full of shit about it and like that's what i kind of i kind of had a realization when i was about 28 or i was like i actually don't know anything about the world at all that's what i had i just like repeat the same shit that i heard on like john all over and shit and like so now that's like i'm very upset with myself and with the world tien we're like kind of pulling the wool over my eyes yeah because because when i turned 27 that's when i realized i didn't know shit about the world and so i was so embarrassed for the past like seven years of my life like trying different i mean i'm most known for saying rats and freaking venasuela as like so as like some sort of argument for against universal health care i was just gonna ask what happened what happened it's so basically this is like my claim to fail okay not explain it okay come on okay this is like my claim to fail i was 21 i had never been on the street uh for us on the street reporting i had never actually interviewed someone i was very green when it came to interviews okay and on top of that the reason i even had a political career to begin with was because i got scouted out i got chosen because i was a pretty girl mind you i did look at you now you have an insight into that that other people don't have that's a that's true i actually think this video is one of the funniest videos to ever exist and the the fact that i can birth it was like the funniest thing so i have an info wars mic in my hand i was a guest reporter for info wars this day and i did not work for info wars but i was good friends with you know everyone like Owen and uh former producers like my good friend Michael and i'm friends with Harrison and they're like oh let's let's put Ashton out let's go put Ashton out as a reporter and i'm like okay i could do it like a freaking dumbass that you know had never been a reporter on the street camera you know what they had ever done at this point we stood in front of a camera in my closet and edit little youtube videos that's all i'd ever done i get out on the street and i have no idea what i'm doing i'm nervous as hell i'm terrified but here was this this was like 20 this was 2018 so this was six years ago and i was a bay i was 21 and i remember i remember i go up to this girl who's in a little sailor outfit i thought her outfit was so cute i wasn't allowed to think it was cute and i go up to her and we're talking about bernie sanders and i get so nervous i think it's just because the i we're in the middle of the street of Austin and i was so nervous my heart's pumping i have no idea what i'm doing i want to go home i haven't eaten all day and she's trying to basically she she doesn't want to be there either she's kind of annoyed that i'm even how to push a microphone in her face and something something something and eventually i'm like well they're eating rats in Venezuela that's why socialism's bad that basically happens and it was at the time i was mortified because it's all on camera and like this gets my girl like she becomes super famous she is like i i think a great podcast now which i'm very happy for i think you know right right she got some success i should every reunion what we have really funny actually no you should and like kind of like have a like actual like like a real person i would have actually loved to talk to her not like uh like just did i cosplay as her i thought was also very brilliant um but not like a full like kind of like on the street like have a realization that'd be good at the time i was mortified i was like i look so bad my life is over everything's ruined and now i look back at me i'm like that is the funniest video in the world how to SNL not pick that up like what is wrong with that like how do they not make fun of me i would have gone and made fun of myself if i could like you know and do it now just have a wait i have no you have never done it oh i would love to actually talk to her and have a real conversation i think i deal a lot better probably be like myself good for closure for both people i don't need closure so much i just think it would be fun you know i just yeah i just think i just oh gosh when i was what i was it was a time it was funny i want to find it we're all doing great i'm going to blow through a couple of these supers um oh yeah junior i'm enjoying the college student protest because they might lead to colleges being closed oh that would be great thumbs up yeah what a fucking waste of space uh nickel uh nicola plain spoken no give a crap spoke is what we need oh yeah and you know if we all start doing it it'll catch on to range the lunatic i saw late night with the devil it was great is that a movie nicola again replace the hollywood sign with a youtube now yeah for real all i would have did uh nicola again thanks for the five the rich will never care because they want power and the poor will never be rich because they want safety and good that's accurate is that is that who oh that was filthy who did the uh term there um you met me lila what's my energy um your energy is nice your energy is that color blue mm-hmm he's push-ups is one of these guys who pretends like not to be into astrology but then it's like tell me all about myself um okay thank you bad gamer gait for becoming a new member jason shoal hey where's the big titty where's the tag bitty chick from the thumbnail i haven't even seen oh yeah where's the yan oh yan something came up um she texted me a little while ago uh push-ups astin you can't go wrong with mel's bible channel i have listened to that it's pretty good it's a good tradition it's been like very meandering type but i've enjoyed it very meandering meandering is good jeremy mark iris astin is the hottest vampire i've ever seen wow jeremy i will disagree with that there have been hotter but thank you i don't think so i i don't think i think it's have you seen interview with a vampire uh yeah but they were a little gay really even like queen of the damned i haven't seen that she's pretty hot jason shoal lyla slurping milk that's what lyla do this is part mukbang part sim cast jason martin's gifted five christie mayor memberships thank you jason you're the best you're the absolute best um i saw this cake for birthday the other day that had sorry i'm just going to interview with vampiros uh cus i see a nardo dicaprio right uh bread and tamper fruit never mine but still Leonardo dicaprio on a cake never mind same guy in my mind uh and it was like for a girl who's turning 25 and it's just like a picture of lien in order to caprio's face and he's like no don't turn 25 uh-huh you're so sexy and that was so funny i thought it was gross but funny i have breaded and Leonardo dicaprio are the same person in my mind i guess they're all just waiting i get that i mean it's not it's just like i don't know they all play similar characters it's yeah maybe that's it you're kind of right about that i'm just a yeah they're two of the greats though you can't deny i'm not i'm not very uh pop culture like i do like some of it but i'm not like i'm not very good at talking about it lyla did you steal that shirt from a child no this is uh my friendly and our our friendly and art is merch what's in oh really those are gay frogs that's cute that's a really cute i want well cute where does it say lien arta on there or does it not it doesn't but it's her parents oh that's great that's actually awesome let's see in the way i'm so excited i love it that's a great gym shirt it's really cute go back i'm afraid to go back to the gym i'm afraid i'm gonna be like shunned i i said something in the chat it was a video of one of the protests oh what happened um uh this girl montana tucker like went to go try to talk to some of the ucla protesters oh you know i think helix stein also tried to talk to some protesters we can pull that up too montana tucker i'm not familiar with this person okay um montana tucker okay okay recording artist oh i saw this earlier the comments are fucking insane everything on the news i decided to go and see for myself what's happening at ucla i went in with the intention of having honest conversations to try and truly understand each other's pain and suffering however no one would speak to me the only thing they would say to me is you can speak with our media liaison or we don't speak to agitate at the validators we don't speak to agitators when i try to speak with their media liaison they again refuse to talk to me because they're all full of shit then when i try to peacefully enter their encampment which is on public property that anyone has the right to walk through they set up a human barricade to physically prevent me from these are like tantrums these are not adults i can't believe this is what our world has come to where are their parents how are the school systems allowing this we have to do better as a society my hope and dream is still the same that one day we can all have love peace and understand each other we've been seeing all of the news all the game in our college campuses especially at ucla so i decided to come here for myself do you mind if i answer you i'm not going to talk to me yet no sorry no sorry we're too autistic to f*cking form a sentence that's me that's the Venezuela don't feel comfortable um we're not going to um we're not going to interview with each other not going to engage with people that are going to be pushing us i mean i'm not going to just go either but wow why i have an issue with how we're handling it they want to speak to me no one will speak to me first it's just over there with me i spoke to them they won't speak to me well then we can try to come i've tried and this lady specifically is telling me i'm an agitator just trying to understand what you're broadcasting for some reason no one from your guys' team will let you guys speak and i don't know why and you guys can't speak to me and like this is so intimidating and scary for you guys to be standing here i literally have walked around for the past two hours just asking peaceful questions like what's going on here today why are you guys here you know one can speak to me and you guys are laughing i don't understand how this is funny my journey will be there like what are they? i wish we could have ended in a hug that's actually what i hoped from this that's my dream from all of this that we could understand each other she is very naive about this though oh yeah the crying girl don't cry in front of them don't cry in front of them because they're alive they don't care about your feelings first of all they themselves don't even know why they're there it's not that they're afraid to talk to me they just don't know what the fuck to say no they're trained to they're trained to respond how they're responding it's it's like that's media training 101 is to not speak to the media and say these things because they want to paint every outsider is a very specific light uh no it's it's it's it's a tactic for sure uh but the comments like eight are alive every single person they're protesting could eloquently describe why they're there what their beliefs are until it doesn't matter if they can or not because if they're all kind of presenting this unified front they have the one they have the people who are going to speak on their behalf and then that's all that matters i'm not telling you they're super well versed in the in like the necessary knowledge but they're the way that they're presenting is if they don't say anything they can't be interpreted any certain way and they have the people there who are meant to speak on their behalf who are why would you know i mean beep i don't know it was dumb no no i honestly think they they tell their people not to say anything because they are afraid of exactly that someone's sounding dumb and making everybody look bad sure but what exactly were they protesting like what what exactly were they why was she crying why was she crying because she isn't sad and she like i think she's crying because she couldn't get through to them and she's genuinely like thought she could yeah but don't cry in front of the enemy let's like right and you know one line of them you know she could have made each will i have appealed to their sensitive side yeah i she's definitely new to this who is this Hannah i know her i know her there is there's not an like Montana after i remember having like that was her before but then oh and she was cool and she's cool but then i she unfollowed me because of the vaccine mandates oh fuck her then oh mom's gonna cry i'm like why did you not come to the you know what this is gonna be a huge wake up moment for her when she realizes how things are handled i i think this is gonna be a moment that's the case she's gonna she's gonna wake up and realize like oh my gosh like you know she reminds me of the girls no discourse mean girls who's like i wish we could all eat a rainbow cake and be happy ew that's how i used to be these guys are always to be a hundred percent but when i was like before i got involved in all the generation this person saying they're proud of this generation and if you truly wanted to learn and engage you didn't need a camera to do that oh my god you failed the vibe check got rejected and cried in front of a bunch of kids wow these are savage comments oh yeah i know they're gonna they're gonna eat her alive no because they only speak in fucking tick-tock phrases yeah but it doesn't matter because they're really good at bullying it failed the vibe check like what did she do it doesn't matter it doesn't matter they're just good at bullying it doesn't have to make sense right yeah i mean this is the internet it's like it goes back into our legends no media training equals speak to no media they saw through your little agenda what was her agenda though she didn't have it doesn't matter it doesn't matter they are going to paint her in whatever light they want to but the it's it's all about how things are perceived and by not speaking they're able to be perceived in a certain way which is intimidating and scary instead of just kind of naive college kids and she has painted as the outsider who's trying to paint like like this is 100% framing and they're doing a really good job of it unfortunately a group of people bringing attention to an issue don't want to discuss that issue it's not about dialogue it's about intimidation and that's just i understand where people are coming from when it comes to like the issues going on in the middle east right now but if if you want to sort of share the perspective that you are defending it i know i'm like screaming into a void when i say this because i've been exactly in her position i have said this argument many times i know it's not going to matter but it really does bother that we have this huge tool for communication and sharing ideas and actually finding the truth of what's going on and it does bother me because i am that person who's like wait a minute why is israel considered our greatest ally why do we give them so much money and why do we constantly fight their wars but then you have people out here like this who are putting protests together and they won't explain the other side they won't explain that's not how she went into it either i mean she and me like like if you went she's like if i think if you maybe led with that you know like i'm trying to find like some commonalities here because i understand this why do you think that but she like that she didn't go in with those kind of questions either she went in like saying i hope today i hope today would end in a hug well why why why would anyone want to hug you she went in there with a camera crew ash and i think if you went in there and were like hey what's that what's going on here if you went in there to just talk to people and then like and talk to them off like off camera every one thing and i've because i've been in this position before we've gone in with the camera crew and nobody wanted to speak to me yeah mostly because they kind of find out who you are before you go in there um they kind of figure out who to talk to and who not to talk to they they definitely vet the media they're supposed to and allowed to talk to but she she was kind of she was an outsider she wasn't on either side she kind of just had questions right i just think it's really wonderful how you know all these issues are happening and it's like well now you know how we all felt a couple years ago when you said we shouldn't protest not getting mandated to do things so i don't feel bad i don't feel bad for these tears i don't care i don't know i think she went in with the right intentions i i really do think she had a genuine she didn't care when people couldn't perform or couldn't get on netflix shows or or couldn't get jobs in hollywood if they didn't take a certain mandated thing you know she didn't care then she cares you that's one thing if you extend if you extend to other people charitable or sumshin all the time you are going to find yourself burned more often than not i'm just gonna i'm aware i'm aware i feel through that it just i know i'm not saying that to like be patronized i'm just like i know you don't you don't know her intention and she didn't she didn't have a very cohesive like anything that she said at least better than for the edited video at all like when she knew she was going into like a militant like organized leftist situation she should have been better prepared right but isn't she yourself leftis well i don't know is she herself a liberal like that's what i'm confused by i don't know anything about her it doesn't matter it doesn't matter but not like i i hope they shut down universities so i do too i'm on team no college let me see i'm on team trade school i still want to know what my taxes are being paid for like what they're being used to rest i know what they're being used in in the middle east what they're being used in i ran what they're being used in palestine what they're being used for in ukraine what they're being used for in china russia everywhere like why is america always the world's police why is america always getting involved we have why are we everyone's country that can't afford food on their table like that's my main question the biggest and the baddest and the best one state of rpg that i like is putting our big dick around and just slap our nuts and all these countries forehead let them know it's up rfk has suggested putting our budget on the blockchain which i think would be pretty sick i don't really care for him as a candidate but it would allow for basically every facet of the like not like of the disclosed budget to be audited at any time that i i like that very much it will never happen with like he's not going to be president i i don't know but i i like but i i do like that idea again letting anything that's not and granted obviously there's so much stuff that's like classified but it would be it would be a good start i like that idea let me tell i like it very much he also tried to reason with protesters he was assaulted so i like the ute austin trans for palestine really i can't believe this is not a skit we're here ute austin where i just got assaulted by transgender pro palestine people i didn't realize gave her palestine she's actually real but watch this video hey can i ask you a question when palestine aren't they mean to trans people aren't they mean to trans people we're here ute austin and trans people are out here protesting for palestine but don't post any of the gay people are Bruce yeah no i'm just going to hang out right here can anybody tell me about do they do any pride break oh that's all dude what are you going to do about if you guys are all idiots you guys are all idiots you guys aren't even allowed to be in palestock i'm not i'm not brave but i have to do that shit oh my god wow here i hear he was the wind they're hi he's lift the table i love him the amount of low effort the low effort trans people here at this look at this it's like a wig with it like how dare you that is a beautiful schman a schman out of kid my god there's such pussies they're attacking him like every time it's when his back is turned and the person is like they always need a third lady scarves to hide it whenever they're being fucking violent little twers it really helps being a six foot plus tall and doing this kind of work yeah i'm like five five six ish and like would get my ass kicked so i ain't going in those situations damn charles damn charles with the pink boy charles hirst you are the goat of the night check out the breton breton breton woods accords if you want to know why america functions as the world's police uh as to aid for ukraine in israel we give them our military stock that's about to expire we buy ourselves new things and we give them the old things oh so like military hand me downs well you did give him a bunch of dud shit in uk whatever that like like uh expired bullets or something okay yeah like an expired tank interesting speaking of expired tanks ladies my fuel tank is empty oh i think i feel like we're all an expired tank it's that kind of night um i sleepy night for me i love y'all so much but you've been here i'm gonna make like a chipping yep okay almost the whole time laura you're the best no no you're the best stab it i have no feed and infant no yeah but that's you are you are sustaining a beautiful little life okay you're precious you have the glow the mommy glow you've got the no you look great thanks yeah you really do i really do i just like place someone let me go sleep so sleep tomorrow but you know i'll sleep in two-hour chunks that is not sustainable art dude that i'd have to set an alarm to like remember to feed him no he just cries and i wake up instantly so yeah okay i'm gonna ask really personal question but i know it's like do you get like the thing where like he cries and like your boobies get leaky no i haven't i'm not heard that that happens it's i think that's very interesting it's good to start oh like is that a thing that's my that's my inappropriate question for the night so apparently you could hear any baby crying and your boobs just start leaking so it's like you just the empathetic boobs kind of said yeah i've been pulling my boobs ears the whole time so they can't hear anything oh and tell the good people what's coming up nothing i'm just doing my best day by day big dig energy dot info some bitch i know on twitter double i between bitch and no because i'm on like account number 20 i'm so i'm so sorry i'm i'm like five minutes away from being absolutely unconscious and Ashley and Lila and Chrissy i love y'all so much i just had a great time always enjoy coming on but i'm so sleepy i got to go i also want to follow my chair on on this dream all right good night everybody good night Lauren oh hi thank you all right bye bye thank you it says thank you for having L god bless we love L she is welcome any time uh Justin martin's not going to drink the milk from the bowl Lila who doesn't finish the milk that's where the flavor goes no i'm not doing it i'm done oh see i don't have a look on my cereal i think milk's gross i like almond milk uh doreen's lunatic ash ask ashton about late night with the devil sounds naughty well it's a great horror movie you should check it out i liked it late night with the devil okay it mentions bohemian grove so okay i will check that out germi parkers they are paid by sorrows to protest and burn down cities and still this seems just like B.L.M all over again josephazio look they're nazis treat them how rusted thank you joseph that's a scary photo of you there dan vicious or viscous i think it's vicious i can't read let's find the yellow drop love you christy prego special was labored checking on gorelock or whatever thank you dan yes oh my god your pregnancy special was so good you're so sweet thank you ashton it was so funny when you mentioned the damn fruit i cackled oh i like him your fellover that that was a great show lyla was at that show kiana alex dine that was uh january 25th at hyenas in dallas um yeah and i always thought oh i want to be the most pregnant i could possibly be when i record this special no you do not want to be the most because when you're the most pregnant you could be it's like you could barely breathe you can barely stand you're just out of breath it's you're sweating it's everything is really difficult so i would say like seven months is is like the perfect time to do it for six months well in december when i saw you you know you didn't look very pregnant until like you got off stage so you were looking good what was december was what that was tampa was that tampa oh wow side it didn't hit me it didn't really hit me until like third trimester and then it was like all there like you had to like pull your full belly out for me take off your clothes and stick it out a little bit for me to realize you were pregnant yeah i had a little strip for me to realize that it really hit me i had such an easy first trimester zero morning sickness barely even knew i was pregnant and then second was like pretty similar okay i'm starting to look a little more pregnant and third trimester it's like oh i fucking look pregnant i feel pregnant i'm sweating you can't sleep on your back anymore you can't sleep you have to sleep with this little hot dog pillow around you it's like you need all these equipment and accessories and nothing fits i got very high maintenance the last uh couple months good times though totally worth it um and we all lived we all survived child birth we all right okay uh let's see did we want to pull up one more clip oh this is her fealty what's this about oh this is a clip of someone oh this is perfect they don't know why they're protesting which is what i think it is because i was i was a fucking college retard who would protest things i didn't know about and i was very much a social justice warrior and i would do it because all my friends were doing it and i didn't know i didn't know why i couldn't explain myself thank god it was pre-social media um okay this is for madam fisher the young would always rather do noble deeds than useful ones their lives are regulated more by a moral feeling than by reasoning all their mistakes are in the direction of doing things excessively and vehemently Aristotle and rhetoric book two ooh smart quote okay nose ring let me guess and what would you say is the main goal with tonight's uh protest i think the moment you're showing our work support for Palestine and demanding that NYU stop i honestly don't know okay all of what NYU's doing is there something that NYU's doing i really don't know i'm pretty sure they're do you know what NYU's doing oh my god that was more educated i'm not either oh i was there i wish i was more educated i wish no i know it was here so i came down i thought there's lots of talks but you should have just support understand to be educated hey at least we got it but that's the thing is like a lot a lot of the whole thing is like oh well we're gonna get educated that's why we're here and it's like well what if it's like the worst thing ever like yeah you know like what oh my gosh i have no idea why i'm here when i was uh when i was involved in politics when um a lot of the uh rallies that happened around the country that were done for um gosh what was the David Hogg thing that he did around the country in like 2018 he had these rallies and it was it was named something i remember that was like a big thing i did i once i was following all the rallies around and interviewing and so many of the students that were there they knew about what happened in florida but they didn't understand the legislations being talked about they didn't understand like what the politicians were saying or what was going to be done about the issues at hand like they didn't really understand what was being said they're kind of just there in a giant mask group of people knowing something bad happened and something had to be changed which you know sure that that's that's valid enough but it's really interesting how a lot of people can just show up and that is enough they show up and they don't only listen to what things said or what going to be done moving forward and of course nothing was done being moved for because politicians don't give a crap they don't give a crap that you know things are happening in high schools don't give a crap if uh you're a gun owner not a gun owner they don't they just they just talk out their bung hole and nothing happens well the kids don't think they don't have to explain themselves they go it's just part of just join the mob join the the amorphous blob just uh become uh part of the numbers the the be a faceless number in the crowd and uh and that's doing something yeah someone in the chat just said Ashton was a 10 during occupy wall street sir i was 14 during occupy wall street um shame on you sir well he's he has super chatted us so we'll give him another chipper oh that's funny um oh my goodness let's see we got a couple more oh bends i don't know any relation to mercedes i thank you for 28 of whatever that is thank you sir oh an orange boy from thorny knows thank you for the good time oh no thank you for the good time sir uh Ashton give us an update on your pets uh yes this is buffy she's six months old she's a lot bigger oh and i'm all tangled in her now so she's six months now she's got a lot more energy charlotte will be two in june um i am looking to get a second cat and maybe when i have more room when i finalize in the house i've been looking at houses for a while so my goal is to get a second cat so that charlotte's a little less outnumbered um you know they get a long great issue i think charlotte's also kind of like when she wants to cuddle she wants her cuddle time instead of just dealing with a little mini velociraptor all day so that's cute i love that i like that they get along are you gonna stand florida oh i love florida i don't see myself leaving anytime soon um it would have to be like a really drastic change like if florida completely changed overnight i i really do like florida because a great community i made a lot of friends here i've developed a huge huge base which is a lot of wonderful people um it's cheaper it's more affordable all i will say in the past recent years it has gotten more expensive and that is one thing i do worry about that with so many new yorkers and california's moving here that we see like not just like based on like what they're voting for but just when there's an influx of people naturally real estate it's gonna skyrocket it's gonna go up in value and that causes havoc for everybody in the area where did you live before florida ashton were you in la i'm i'm from berkeley california originally i was born and raised in berkeley and i pretty much was in the bay area my whole life up until 2018 cool yeah some people are still moving um lyla of tyla fishers moving to austin did you know that i know he's leaving me that's okay he's uh easy to get the unless you live in the suburbs of new york there's really no reason to stay in the city then he just get that video where he was dropped by his agency if you're not for being white or something yeah that's been his um part of his uh origin story for sure push-ups looks like my alma mater nyu hasn't changed oh god hang you ahead and shame push-ups for going there i worked at nyu i worked in the i worked in like four different departments that's right i hate austin you know what austin austin is everything that's horrible about los angeles except the weather isn't as good and there's no heat it's all that's wrong with allay in one city you know i was really surprised like i i hated miami i absolutely hated miami when i lived there um but central florida really is where it's at and i thought it wasn't going to be that great because it's so touristy but central florida really is like i i think a great place to live that's i'm black you're in a place that's too happy cute but you leave austin lyla do you know i don't live in austin oh my god fuck no i don't like visiting i hardly like to go i was there you were just there yeah and it was and it was great to be around uh the people i i was there to see but everything else i'm like this the city is trash it's disgusting it smells horrible it has that evil energy that los angeles had it's very uh the the comedy scene is uh it's just oh and schwar and i got kicked out of a bar once of a piano bar because they thought like we were hammered but him and i were completely sober and it was just because him and i were doing stupid dances like him and i were doing stupid dances because they were playing the pianos and we were acting really dumb and they we went outside for like a minute to get off like just a little bit of air and we tried going back in and they wouldn't let us in because they thought that we were drunk they thought that we were too far gone but we were completely sober wow i definitely felt that energy you're talking about when i was in LA the first time i was like oh it's sort of like it's like not good it's just it's trash it's horrible and you know what sickens me it's like all these LA comedians move to austin because of the mandates and then they get there and then they fucking act brand new act like a bunch of fucking gatekeepers it's like i thought the vaccine was gonna kill more people i didn't kill enough people and i'm just really upset about that actually so i do joke off to there needs to be another plague like i know that you're all fighting to like go back to normal but i feel like the part of me kind of regrets even fighting like who was i trying to save who the fuck was i really trying to save and just think about it everything was empty you had all the space to yourself and all they do is tell you you're killing grandma oh you're killing grandma and you're kind of staying there with like no one else in line no one else to budge into you you're kind of just minding your own business and it was nice like nobody was in your way like i remember when i first moved here and people were still kind of like in a frenzy of not wanting to go on vacations we'd walk around disney and and like there was no one in line there was no one there it was great nobody to bother me yeah first in line for all the rides um lila you were out spoken about so that we could become friends and meet yeah that's the good part another that's the reason yeah it'll be okay i don't know i'm glad we met lila lila you have been such an amazing spirit in my life like you really just everyone you meet always feels happier after meeting you you have the best energy you're so kind you're so uplifting everybody just loves you and for a good reason so i'm really glad you came into my life even though you're being like black no they're talking about eating dogs i know oh this i like i feel like i give out so much energy and then like now i'm going to have to like cocoon myself for like three days so i can like recharge cool in yourself i but yeah i am like i'm trying not to be black build i'm trying not to be just like horribly angry and you were you just you were in a big event recently right yeah i went to uh i had so much fun hosting for allenstein at the chat wrap meetup it was oh you just spent yeah you need to like yeah the chat wrap meetup was great i got to meet a lot of people that are in the chat right now to like actually like put the names or the faces to the to the names like scott starboard i met him and he's awesome came all the way down from boston uh that was great and then the next night i went to the minds festival and it's like how was that i didn't know if you were planning to go i mean i i know i had talked to you about like it was happening but i uh i i didn't i didn't end up staying um because i was already there so i figured okay why not go uh i probably should have left the first night so i was just like on such a high and it was like good but i stayed and it was good i it was just like it was good to see people you know it was yeah it was good to uh see karae smith i love karae yeah she was she just um she was she hosted a panel saw she and cashman was awesome he's always been really nice anytime i've seen him and it was good but i was just i think i was just like spent and tired and then i'm like you know we're having all these debates they have all these debates about stuff but then like part of me just wants to like just scream like it's all about just the mandates like that's all the fucking matters like why and none of this shit even matters it's just the fucking mandates but then i'm like okay well you know i can't uh i could just yell things out lyla but i know you know i know that i know that yeah lauren chen was there she did stand up and then jimmy door performed loren chen did stand up yeah she did it loren chen yeah i think she's has started doing it here and there i'm going to ask loren chen is a stand-up comedian now i think she does stand up i don't know that she is a stand-up comedian if that makes sense uh everyone's got a different like uh definitions i don't know do you believe lyla that you can do stand up but not necessarily be a stand-up i mean uh some people would say if you make your i don't know a portion of where you're full income from stand-up i don't know everyone's got their different but was she good at it um it was the first time it was okay i i'm sorry i just i'd never pictured it as the kind of person to go on stage and do stand-up comedy you know if i did i did joe i did say and i'll say it here because i think it's funny morn chen doesn't believe that women should vote while she proved that women also shouldn't do stand-up when she did that oh it feels like something leonard would say like that i mean it was it's uh it jimmy door was great but you know it's it everybody it's stand-up is one of those things it's like sports it's like cooking it's like everybody wants to practice it first i mean that's a big show to do to be your first time i would yeah the problem is it's like uh you're you're set up for a slam dunk because you're in a big crowd and everyone here yeah you're set up for a slam dunk but it's like watching someone like can't even find the ball in the parking lot they're not even in the court but you know i don't know i can never be stand-up comedian like i feel like the only funny bone i have in my body is when i just talk shit about myself like that is the only way anyone's gonna think i'm also if i try being funny no one thinks i'm funny but if i just like mind my own business and start just like talking and saying that like whatever like is in my head then people think i'm funny and not realizing that i'm just autistic like so like like like being a stand at comedians and art in itself like you know you have to really like have a certain quality that most people don't have like i feel like you and christie have a quality of understanding the audience and understanding like what sets up it can't just be like oh i said something funny you have to really know how to set up a good joke like there's an art form that a lot of people can't do that you and christie have the ability to know do you really do and thank you for saying that ashton and you also really have to have the years behind you you can have you think are funny premises funny jokes funny thoughts everyone there well i would say most people are are funny have anyone to be funny i don't think i i don't think women are not but i think there's plenty there's lots of funny women but they're not doing stand-up okay they're just stand-up is not a lifestyle that's that is attractive to most women now it's stand-up is not just i'm funny stand-up is there's a whole there's a whole yeah you need a year of science to it to be on stage and charm a crowd of strangers and make them love you and laugh at you you have to have the years of experience of dealing with a crowd reading a room uh switching it up on the fly you know you have to make fun of yourself they're so you have to have just like a a backlog of of a skill set that you know you could you'd have a lot of things have to line up and and go well for you to crush on a on a first time set especially on a big show like that um that's why i started doing stand-up a lot of people would say don't don't you dare start in New York City don't start in LA right lyla they would always say don't start out in the big city start out if you can and fucking Boston like that's it's a softer landing you know if you start out in like a secondary city and then you make your way up but i'm like i'm from New York so i started kind of in Long Island but mostly in New York City and people will say don't start in a big city because if you suck right away people remember that in a big stand-up town whereas if you like because in order to get good at stand-up you have to like you can't just like practice a home from a mirror you have to do it with an audience to see how an audience reacts to like understand like when the puns are supposed to hit you have to understand timing which means you gotta fail at stand-up a hundred and fifty times before actually getting it right the hundred and fifty first you really like the idea that Lauren Chen's first time doing stand-up was in from a giant audience like that is insane to me i mean i think what i think i think for me i'm just i'm just salty i'm just i'm just envious that her first time was set up in a in a nice room that's like ready to uplift you you know what i mean like that's uh mine was a bringer at go i'm just salty i'm just jealous well you know what i don't blame lyla for being salted because Lauren Chen people aren't gonna laugh at her jokes because she's actually funny they're gonna like laugh because they like Lauren Chen they were a watch her youtube videos they were like her as a as a person as a persona on twitter yeah i'm just i'm just salty at the minds festival that i was there they put Lauren Chen up and i just you're literally but you are you're literally in Texas yeah i didn't get asked to perform stand-up i'm salty i'm salty about it that's what it is i'm jealous i'm salty no it's not just not because you have a right to be annoyed because you're talking about someone who's never done stand-up before they're going on stage and like i i could never do stand-up ever ever ever i do not understand the science of it i am someone who is not in fun yet it's different now people people have booked you stand-up for all different reasons Jeremy Piven never did stand-up he was me-tude all his acting work dried up he pivoted into a stand-up career he had a ready-made audience well people that were fans of him from tv and i remember when he first started doing stand-up he was at the off-the-hook in Naples he i opened for him me and a bunch of other people because he literally only had 18 minutes but they put his name on the fucking marquee to sell tickets because he has fans he has a ton of followers so not everyone falls into stand-up the tried-and-true way people they have a following first they they come from tiktok they come from other places of the internet they have influenced elsewhere and they can fall into it that way and again if you're like if you're meant to be in stand-up nothing can stop you it doesn't actually come from tiktok yeah after they had lilah who was right there they didn't go on you know everybody in the chat saying why not be happy for i'm i i'm jealous i'm jealous that she has half a million followers and that she could just say hey i want to do stand-up at the mines and they're like go ahead you know i just tell us y'all i'm fucking jealous i don't have half a million followers it's the same influencer problem it doesn't matter if your shit your experience is something or not if they have a half a million followers they're going to get the gig even if they're not good or experienced and that's frustrating as lilah here who has years and years experience and she wasn't asked someone came and asked them because of their following account are you freaking kidding me it's all about it's all the world works and how's the it's bullshit it's literally putting we're literally putting shitty comedians on a stage that can be a metaphor for fucking anything but it's literally what happened as she would be a great manager she'd go rooting for us she's like this is bullshit it is bullshit no i'm sitting it's like you walk into a fucking subway and there's the most talented fucking musician you've seen on the subway but then you've got these shitty pop stars making millions a year what the fuck is that about lilah it's like what we talk about all the time it's like you just have to we just have to keep going and you yeah so just unavoidably good and unavoidably uh just great at what you do and you build up you know i mean like don't don't put yourself worth or your anything validation in other people or y'all next group of people who bought this gig the people i've posted for minds i hosted it the the fucking biggest gig i ever did was at the beacon theater june 25th 2022 frank proposed to me right after it was like one of the best nights of my life oh yeah they throw they're very good at putting together panels of people for a discussion what they're not good at is booking comics and you know what though english a show you know what i mean like it's just not their wheelhouse and so you can i understand you're upset lilah but like i know all the people who who like produce these shows they're they're not comedy people they don't they're not comedy minded they don't know comedians they want to think they do know comedians and had a book show and they don't and some people are just sometimes you're just too proud to bring in someone uh in a in a who's who's has the skill set that you need some people think oh i i got this i could it you know i mean it's like it's like part of why daily everything's that they can write and produce a comedy film and not have to bring in any extra comedy people you know i want to get clear that i'm not even do it all themselves i want to get clear that i'm not dogging and lauren she wants to go into stand up i think that's wonderful she needs the practice i'm just and like if she wants to practice in other different places and really learn what works for her i think it's awesome that she wants to go to stand up like that's not what i'm saying at all i'm not i'm not dogging lauren shen for that what bothers me is that you have someone who is publicly renowned in that sphere in that conservative right-wing sphere who is a comedian has the experience everyone laughs their fucking ass off i'm sorry i'm cussing now because i'm just pissed at this point for lyla someone who's genuinely one the funniest people i've ever met that can gravitate an audience and actually make them cackle their freaking ass off and then you don't pick her you pick someone because she's a big name that does frustrate me because and this is not this is not me being that at lauren shen by any means i really hope lauren shen continues this and practices this and develops it because stand up truly is a science i could never get into it's terrifying but i think it's just frustrating when we have a literal artist here who knows the craft so well and then she was kind of just backstage it frustrates me and it's yeah y'all i'm just jealous that's it actually it doesn't really matter if i said anything at this point you know maybe a little controversy is good i guess i just i'm just fucking jealous man no these people right have known they should have i'd be shocked if they didn't know who you were like you're throwing an event in austin uh i think you i think alex stein and then like yeah fly out whoever else you think is good um like me or like a tyler fissure or you think of like okay who are kind of the base comedians but again that's where it comes from too like crazy it's like i feel like uh that's what's so frustrating about being on the right or the left or this or that it's like i feel like i like stuck my neck out said certain things and then i don't even get uplifted by what is supposed to be like the right you know and it's like god why did i just stay on the left where they're all about the gays and different people i'm going to target you got people with disabilities being on the poster and i'm like did i really do you get what i mean you credit this coasted off your disability on the on the left dude well lyla you were already a big name in hollywood you're a big name in comedy like you were a big freaking deal like you were homie for big names comedy is so cut through ash and it's just kind of like i uh if it was easy it i mean it's it's we make it look so easy that everybody wants to do it and i think that's what's i don't know maybe i'm i'm gatekeeping stand up now look at me no you're not you're not i can you make it easy because you're damn good yeah you make it look easy because you're damn good and you've had the experience and you you on it you've opened for some big names there isn't a single show that i've watched here again lyla i would not take this personally that and i'm not shitting on the people that produce the the minds events like they're great eyes but their wheelhouse is not comedy and not comedy show booking they they i think just they want a book who the biggest personalities and what they think will draw and what they think will sell tickets they are not thinking let's book the funniest stand up comedians to pepper into this show to make it really strong they're not that's not their problem that's still a problem and look and it is what it is they're entitled it's their event they can book it how they like with who they want and lyla and i can do you know what i mean like find our own gigs i think you're setting yourself up to be disappointed if you are expecting uh if you're if you're working and you're expecting people too like i would get very depressed thinking about all the things i should have gotten at this point yeah you know what though god i should have been on rogue and at this point god i i should have been on rogue and by now we're ready mayor 100 percent should have been on rogue and i'm pissed off Joe Rogan why have you not put christen air on we all here's a thing i haven't want to be on Joe Rogan i just want to take a damn picture with the with the american werewolf in london thing so if y'all ever get invited on please just take me and take a picture with american werewolf in london then we're even uh but no but honestly if here's if fair like it's like it's not there yeah no if i held an event right if i held an event with as with as many liberal friends that i do not as many liberal connections that i do now i would still put christian lyla on a fucking stage because i know they're funny because i know they can make people left and right left because i know that they are accountable and their experience and they have the talent to do so it doesn't matter who i think has a bigger following who who i think is going to help me move up in the ladder if that stuff shouldn't matter and i know it's a big factor in how the world works but i don't give a fuck because when you know someone's capable of doing something like right now i'm trying to get a campaign of all women to do dnd right and the dm that i'm working with is goes okay we'll find women with the biggest following so like i don't care if women have at these women have the bigger followings what i care about is that they're actually passionate enough to show up and have a good time playing dnd because the last thing i want to do is get a bunch of girls who do have big followings and the next thing you know they're boring as all hell every week playing dnd i would rather have you know a group full of women with lesser followings or people in general not just women who can actually have a good time and actually knows what the hell they're doing do you want sex with a famous person who's shitty at sex or sex with somebody who's a random diner random waitress at a diner but at least she knows how to how to suck dick properly you know what i'm saying do you know what i'm saying my important thing here is that i did not acknowledge uh jh schwalbach super chat which is holy crap thank you for the red boys i am i am not passionate i'm not passionate i'm challenged by a means i just support that a lot of my fun you know me and i love you all my son has uh has a five-month-old i'm sharing your baby experience through him why do i want to buy lyla a gun i will hook you up with brandon harrera donut operator hahahaha i understood most of that thank you jh schwalbach thank you and a while buddy thank you goat of the show jb thank you for the 10 consuming politics all the time can be a black pill thank you lyla and christie for keeping it funny and lighter while staying based why not ashton and you forgot ashton push-ups yeah i said at the beginning lyla is the best what about me push-ups yeah means burnt wiener ashton you're hotter than molten lava oh that's hot jeremy parkers i am a big fan of angry ashton and lyla me too listen i'm not trying to help anybody lyla you have every way to be pissed off i agree but i i uh i approach a very i i i think it's helpless helpful to be like if i can buddhist about it you just have to like be buddhist about it guys i was just i just shared my jealousy i was just jealous okay dude i'm jealous too i'm jealous too i'm like if i wasn't pregnant i probably wouldn't have been booked you know i mean i'm like oh it's because i'm pregnant but i'm like no i just i just think they want a book who they want a book and the priority is not who is the who was the best at standup which is fine and i don't uh i don't know how she did i hope she did great i hope she had a blast me too and i'm not snubbing Lauren Chen by any means but if it comes down to it i'm going to support my friends who i know who are genuinely experienced and funny i just know that this is i made this too much about Lauren Chen it's like Lauren Chen it's not about her it's about what this represents in my life do you get what i'm saying so like yeah apologies to that she's fucking killing it okay she looked nothing wrong with her not a great family she's fucking her career is booming i'm just jealous of that that's really what it is okay so this is not it's just yeah you're more just like annoyed like why the fuck wasn't i uh booked on this gig i know right the fucking texas uh that's all it is i'm just i'm just envious yeah you know what guess what you guys all of us get a little jealous get a little envious oh and that's normal and it what's not normal is fucking probably talking about it on a live stream but no it's fine i could no you're allowed to i could name 27 people i'm jealous of it's it's it's so normal we we all like i'm sorry if i got a little crazy by the way i'm just really i like to hype people i care up about a lot i like to make sure they know how funny and great and wonderful they are that's just something i do this is no attack on Lauren Chen by the way she didn't do nothing wrong in this whole situation i just i think lilah really is one of the funniest people i've ever met in my entire life and i want her to be a star that's all the thing is she is a star he is a star it is frustrating when you feel like other people yeah it's like it's it's a it's a needless overlooking it's like man they really missed out on they should have had you you would have been an asset to that show i've it was very uh it was stupid on their part to overlook you for whatever reason whether they know who you are or don't i would i would be hard to believe that they don't know who you are yeah i think that's what what it really feels like too it's like oh you just you know it's like i'm here and i'm i don't know it's it's just so and then like i made a whole movie with my husband i it's just you know i feel like i've just done a lot of these things and then to still people were like oh well this is what you need to do or you haven't done this and i'm like i really just feel like i need a hundred thousand followers on twitter and then everything will change that's what i really feel like this is about and that's what's frustrating you know and it's okay it's fine i get it the numbers matter i'm working towards it y'all go like my shit it's fine everyone like and follow lilah right now it is what it is it's nothing else and you know what i'm not i i at least i can admit that i'm jealous we all get jealous dude i'm jealous of so many people we all get like envious of different things and i might just be ovulating right now so i'm a little bit more crazy so that's also part of it you know as a woman we don't even get god we all i feel like i get one week out of the month where things are good it's like right at the tell end of my period and like a couple days after that i'm like i'm the everything's fucking just you know hormonally balanced and then the rest of the month is fucking psychotic i feel you um charles as i refuse to jab and lost my career i assure you i did not get any breaking support on monetary gain but i kept my integrity loud be proud just do your ground listen to charles and you know what james go ahead and send this to lauren i doubt she will give a shit if if i'm jealous or not we she won't care she's killing it of life she's doing awesome who why would she care she won't again it's not about her it's about it's about being overlooked by something you think you'd be a fucking shoe in for that's that's what it's about lauren's very nice by the way lauren shen did nothing wrong in this whole story that's not what this is about she's very happy girl we love lauren um i just get a little crazy when i hype people up we love it we love it though um i have to go check on the baby i'm worried that frank is uh up there beside himself um ashton tell the good people what's coming up for you and when they can follow you well you can follow me on twitter uh at the ashton place or my instagram at the ashton place i have some good news as you can tell this is my new studio area i will be returning to you too and i made a video today uh i'm so it's been like five six years since i made a video on this my youtube channel so i'm really hyped out um also i'll be on kyano cast tomorrow hanging out kyano so yeah it'll be fun time that's awesome i'm proud of you ashton i love these little chairs they look like seashells thank you i thought they're very 1920s s yeah i love them very cute oh lila heart what's going on with you where can people follow you um you guys can follow me at lilaheart.com and uh just yeah that's it see me when you see me i'm gonna hibernate like the next three days so i need to like i need a hibernate i need a cool with my good news is like i'm gonna tell it's it and everybody in the class like upsetting me now no no look at the chat no no they not keep up you know what i'm so fucking nice to you guys when i see you in real life i'm so nice to you and you have the audacity to fucking write some of this shit that you write in there yeah i i read it i'm upset send this to fucking mornin yeah i didn't find her stand up funny and yeah i'm pissed that somebody goes up there and it's not fucking funny and here i am and i didn't get the opportunity i'm fucking mad about it lila it's like two people who cares stand up commune no it does not even not like i hate all the whole stand up community in l.a you guys fucking suck you took the vaccines and i fucking moved out here and i'm just very unhinged right now and pissed off and austin is demonic and shitty and smells bad and i'm just i need a hibernate it's it's all good it's all good because jay schwalbach sent in a pink boy problem with the woman who can really stupid night these days is that she may have a you know i'm scared what i'm saying drunk thank you schwalbach very generous we love you sir i i get i think lila you're feeling overwhelmed by everything and i can completely understand that because i've been there too but it really isn't like one person a chat you're just through your feelings it's why the fact that the mothership was supposed to this be a place of freedom and a couple of my friends are fucking banned from it it makes no sense and i don't feel like it's like that's what is upsetting me it's not yeah it is very disappointing it's it's upsetting that it's like all these people from rogan moved to texas and it's supposed to be about this freedom of speech yet you guys are all fucking gatekeeping and then i i i get into this political sphere and it's like oh you don't have half a million followers so we're just going to throw someone up who wants to do stand up even though you've been doing stand up for eight years and you talk about you've gone on tour with christy mayor who's amazing and we who is talking about all the stuff that you guys are talking about and then you don't get asked it's like how much more do i have to do and you know again and i'm gonna just say this out another thing too because fuck it whatever you guys if you want to clip this but it's like to be asked oh lyla you and your husband made a film about american history of boater fraud what should we see on the panel what should we talk about the panel i don't know maybe you should have the person on the panel who made a film about it instead of asking them in the green room like what you guys should fucking talk about it's like it's mine oh really yes that's really messed up it's like how much more do i have to fucking do you know it's like i that's pretty yeah and i just feel like you know that's why i'm upset that it's like this i it's like it's this you see all these people it's about the influencers it's about the amount of followers that you have like i need to have a certain amount so i can hold on did someone ask you what they should talk about so there was a panel about what boater fraud oh fuck did and then did they know you were coming to that as you just go like spur the moment well yeah i just i just went i just happened to be there and then while you were there what somebody from the event asked you what they should talk about on the panel oh god all right i 100 percent understand it's like it do you but my husband has almost 30 000 followers on twitter is constantly posting about election integrity constantly posting about this kind of stuff i guess i'm just i'm just fucking salty guys i'm just salty about i mean kind of stuff i and that's all it is that makes so much sense and really i mean like my god you're basically being said hey we like the things that you say but can we just like copy your notes and just take them for ourselves yeah i feel like if there's a frickin january six panel and but nobody there had actually been to january six and then you're there and you're like uh and i also can do stand up with the fuck so yeah you're yeah i guess i guess that's where i'm like all these people shit on hollywood but it's like you guys act like hollywood you're still trying to be hollywood and you shit on it and it's still the same and it's like i don't know you know what you know i just i am venting on a live stream but you know what yeah god is good max it's fine we're all here we're alive it doesn't fucking matter the vaccine didn't kill as much people as we thought it would and uh you know zeta says now explain brandon shav i i wouldn't i don't even know what to say about him does he even do comedy anymore well i totally get it you and again people are like even in your like stop shooting us up i am missus fucking positive i'm so fucking nice to everybody and i'm kind of trying to be fucking nice maybe that's the problem maybe more of a fucking good maybe i should be more maybe i should be less fucking approachable all these people here that you guys are saying like oh well this person is so nice i learned tennis so nice look what she really that nice to me not really so i'm like i'm kind of just i don't care i'm i'm i'm on pins right now i'm gonna be influencers i meet them in real life and they're not actually fucking nice and i'm sick of acting like they're fucking nice or not stop like that stop being nice to people i relate to this so much go to i mean i still have to fucking see because it's like oh this might get clip maybe it should get clip and then maybe it'll get fucking angry maybe it'll start some controversy and then people will choose size because we fucking love that shit because you know what politics is just like wwe it's like fucking wrestling none of it is fucking real lyla you are saying everything i was five years ago i mean you're not wrong it really is wwe but this is the exact same stuff i was saying for like four or five years ago and unfortunately it never gets through maybe maybe i was the wrong person maybe you're the right person though i feel like honestly it's so true though lyla you're sweet and positive 24 fucking seven yeah so people should be like oh lyla is that being so negative it's like people are allowed to crack every once in a while you know like the problem is is when you're so fucking nice and positive and then you say one thing like oh you're being negative but when you're like mostly a bitch and then you do some one nice thing people like oh wow they're so nice because they don't expect you to be a little nice they if you if you make a mistake if you make a mistake they hold that on you forever you make a single mistake maybe you you say the wrong thing you date the wrong person you have like you you go through a crisis and they use that against you for the rest of your fucking life five ten years afterwards and that's unfortunately what the internet is so i just don't let them win is what i'm saying don't don't let them use whatever you're going through against you in the future okay because i i went through this i went through this realization how fucked everything is and it broke me i melted down and you know it never got through to people but lyla you're on the right track you are an amazing woman you're so smart you're so funny you're so talented you're so talented fuck these guys are the best hype women i'm sorry i'm just having a moment i need this no and you know what i get it because i've been through all of this you're going through there's sometimes i still feel this way man what if i never did politics i just went into writing like i wanted to i just went into a horror movie reviews all like right out high school instead you know instead of starting now i would have been so much happier but we can't think about the what if because everything we go through there is a reason for it there's a process like everything that we go through brings us to the people that we are with the communities that we're in i don't think i would be the person i'm gonna steer up now i don't think i would be the person i am if i haven't gone through a journey i had to have my ass kicked a little bit i had to be put in my place a few times i had to have the life lessons that i had to learn you know i was a little asshole i was 21-23 it wasn't keloland's like what the fuck why haven't i been on joe rogan and like made a stink and it was the stink that actually brought them they're going on joe rogan now congratulations that is so funny make a stink they should have fucking booked you they're stupid for not booking you so yeah um anyway on to the next thing it's all good yeah it's all good you guys it's fine lelah i think you are amazing i think you are amazing i'm you are amazing i'm such a blessed soul in my life i mean i mean there are times like you're the hugger man you have lelah there are times i've called you up on the phone and you simply talking to me made me feel better about myself and made me have more hope i mean i don't make you feel better that's the kind of person you are i'm so grateful for you i really love you yes and you guys are cute i love you guys i love you guys too i'm i'm sorry to cut this off i'm really worried about the baby um i love you guys everyone's great it's your whole human life but i'm i feel so silly now no you're like this was a therapy session you guys all just got to witness yeah it doesn't leave the room guys nobody nobody clipped this okay yeah nobody nobody record this stream and put it everywhere on on reddit don't do that you're really cool all right love you guys everybody makes mistakes and everybody has their moments bye (laughing)